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Whoo! It's the big one!
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Oh, my God! It's happening!
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Yeah, kind of ruins the mood
when you announce it.
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No, no! It's the big one!
It's the big one!
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Okay. Here, let's get under the doorway.
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Okay. Celia, do not panic, okay?!
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If we don't make it out of this, I...
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Oh.
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Oh, I think it's over.
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Okay.
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Ow! Splinter. Ohh. Oh.
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3.6?
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Maybe 3.7?
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Nailed it.
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Hey, baby. Does my wound
look infected to you?
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Uh, what am I looking at?
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This little dot?
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Is it smaller than a germ?
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If it's not smaller than a germ,
than a germ can get in,
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and, Celia, if a germ can
get in, then I can die.
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Oh, my God.
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Mom's missing!
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I went to check on her after the
earthquake, and she wasn't home.
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I mean, this is her
first L.A. earthquake.
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She's probably on a flight back to Iowa.
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Or hiding under somebody's porch.
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I think it's best for our relationship
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if I never know why this syrup
was on your nightstand.
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Mom, you found your way
out from under the porch!
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- Ow!
- Mom, what are you doing here?
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I came to check on Freddie.
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Okay, well, I'm not dead, by the way.
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And neither is my phone.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
I should've called.
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You're just so good in a crisis,
I wasn't worried about you.
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She re-wrote the tornado protocol
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for her elementary school.
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They gave her a plaque.
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We told her it was even better
than having friends. Ow!
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Mom!
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Jackie keeps hitting my wound!
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Ugh, you're such a baby.
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Oh, yeah? Really? You want to
know what that syrup was for?
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'Cause it's nothing babies do.
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We're having eggs.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Hey, Mom? Does this look okay to you?
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Ooh, can't be too careful.
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If it's not smaller than a germ,
a germ can get in.
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I'm going to get you a Band-Aid
and some Neosporin.
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Freddie, what are you doing?
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You already asked me about your
hand, and I said it was fine.
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That doesn't count, Celia,
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'cause you're not in the club.
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Mom and I are not a club.
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You know, it's ironic
that you're the favorite
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when you're also the
one that does the least.
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It's like you're rewarded
for being selfish.
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I'll bet you didn't even check on Mom.
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No. This wasn't even that bad
of an earthquake, Jackie.
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The one during quarantine was
way worse, and she was fine.
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Mom wasn't here during quarantine.
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I know.
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That's... That's what I'm saying.
What are you saying?
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- What are you saying?
- What are you saying?
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Mom, were you here during quarantine
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and you didn't tell me?
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- No.
- Are you lying?
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Yes.
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In my defense, I asked you if
I could come, and you said no.
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So did the CDC!
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I said no because you're old
and I wanted to save your life.
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Freddie didn't even care if
something happened to you!
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It was right at the beginning.
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Nobody knew anything.
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People were putting Amazon boxes
in the oven. It was madness.
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Yeah, I showered with my groceries.
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Plus, I had no idea how long
we were going to be inside,
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and I wanted to see my kids.
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And you made such a stink about
how mad you'd be if I showed up,
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it just seemed easier
not to say anything.
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So, what did you guys do?
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Just sit around and talk about me?
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No, we didn't talk about you at all.
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Of course not, because Mom
was already with her favorite.
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I don't have a favorite.
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And we did talk about her, remember?
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I said the lady in the
antidepressant commercial
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reminded me of Jackie.
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Wow. What a win.
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No, no, only after she
started taking the pills
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and she was learning to tango.
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Okay, uh...
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I am so sick of being the third
wheel in my own family.
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If you ever remember my
phone number, don't call me.
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You're in Danny's house?
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This is a chance for you to
find out if you should date him.
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Now go check his nightstand
drawers for anything freaky.
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Sharon, stop it!
And keep your voice down.
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He's right outside with
the building inspector,
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checking for earthquake damage.
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Oh. There's someone here.
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You're the lady who lives in the back.
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Yes. Jean.
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And you're Cheryl, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, the ex-wife.
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Ooh! The ex-wife!
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- Not ex yet.
- Right.
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Uh, Danny said I could wait in
here until the inspector's done.
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Oh.
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She does look like a
mean Natalie Portman.
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Cheryl.
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Is that Danny? Turn me
around, turn me around!
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This is like "The Crown"
with poor people.
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- What are you doing here?
- I'm still co-owner of this house.
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I came to see if there were any damages.
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I'm handling it, Cheryl.
I've got an inspector out there.
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I'll send you the report.
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Think I'd rather talk
to the inspector myself.
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Oh, why? 'Cause I can't be trusted?
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Yeah, and now you're all caught up.
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Hey, let's all talk to the inspector
and get out of... here.
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Oh, bring me with you!
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Ooh, vaulted ceilings.
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Danny, you got a light bulb out!
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So...
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- What are we looking at?
- What are we looking at?
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Some damaged cabinets, floorboards.
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Uh, a couple pictures
came off the walls.
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I see you have a son. Good-looking kid.
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I actually have two children,
a son and a daughter.
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Really? Just saw pictures of the one.
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That's just because my daughter
never wanted to be in pictures.
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I always asked.
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- I love them equally.
- I'm not that invested.
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You're going to have to
do some retrofitting,
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and that's going to have to be done
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before she can move back in.
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Oh, come on.
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Jean, I'm really sorry about this.
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If you like, you could stay
in my daughter's bedroom.
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- Our daughter's bedroom.
- Yeah.
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No, this is perfect.
I'll stay with Jackie.
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W-We're having kind of a thing.
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Oh, what kind of thing?
Mother-daughter thing?
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Ex-boyfriend thing?
Boss boyfriend thing?
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- Bad job thing?
- You know Jackie.
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She's got a lot of things right now.
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But this one's a mother-daughter thing.
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I'm sorry. Well, you'll figure it out.
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- I mean, you're such a good mum.
- Oh.
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Well, good luck with everything.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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Surprise girls' night!
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And then a couple other nights.
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The earthquake damaged
Danny's guesthouse,
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so I'm going to stay here
until it's all fixed.
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Do you just not have my phone number?
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The earlier one was a misstep.
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This is a surprise!
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I could have stayed with Freddie,
but I chose you, Jackie.
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I chose you.
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Really? It had nothing
to do with the fact
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that you knew Lane was out of town
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and I have an empty bedroom
with a pillow-top mattress?
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Honey, I didn't know
Lane was out of town.
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I'm here to be with you.
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I chose you.
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Okay, well I have like a thousand
things to do for work,
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so...
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- Why is everything so wrong?
- Oh, I just moved a couple things.
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I got a book about creating better flow.
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It's good. I got it at
that nice 7-Eleven.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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I heard what you said this morning
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about things not being equal.
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I'm here to make things equal.
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I thought we could watch movies
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- and paint toes...
- Okay, Mom,
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I love you, but I think our problem
is a little more complicated
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than a movie night and pedicures.
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But that's just the beginning.
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I've got a whole night of
girl-on-girl action planned.
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Again, that does not mean
what you think it means.
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Great.
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My hand is so swollen,
I can't even play video games,
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which means I can't work.
Celia, I think a germ got in.
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Okay. Okay, let me see.
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- Mm. It does look a little red.
- Ooh.
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Yeah? Okay. My mom will know what to do.
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Freddie, your mom?
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Okay, what did I say when we first met?
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You were excited 'cause you
thought I was Rachel Maddow.
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After that. Remember?
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I spent our entire first date
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talking about how I wanted
a real relationship.
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Yeah. No, I-I-I wanted that, too.
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And you are in a real relationship.
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With your mother.
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Seriously, how are we ever
going to be partners
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if you don't even trust me to
handle even the basic stuff?
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Okay. Okay. Just tell me what to do.
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Really?
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Okay. Um...
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Ooh, I have this pain-reliever salve
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with willow bark extract.
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It's, like, for real the best.
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My bark guy gave it to me,
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and he's like the top
bark guy in all of L.A.,
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so trust.
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Sure don't want that
second-best bark guy.
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Call Mother.
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Oh. It's your brother calling.
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And I'm not going to pick it up.
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It's our time.
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So, what should we do?
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I'm already doing something.
I'm working.
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Back in my day, if you were
sleeping with the boss,
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you could take off as much
time as you wanted.
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Okay, Mom, I'm happy
to let you crash here,
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but this Freddie thing has been
going on our whole lives,
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and you're not going
to fix it in one night.
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Please, honey, let's just do
one thing that I had planned,
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and then you can get
back to work, I promise.
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How about this?
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I'll paint your toes while you work.
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Okay.
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Mom! Stop! That tickles!
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- Mom!
- Aha! There's a giggle!
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- Oh! Oh!
- Mom!
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Oh, gosh! I'm sorry! I'll clean it up!
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Let's reset with a hug.
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I don't want a hug!
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You've never been comfortable
with affection.
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Even as a baby, you
had trouble latching.
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Ugh! Good night!
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I'm trying to be close to you!
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You can't complain about
not getting something
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and then run away as
soon as it's offered.
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Now hug your mother!
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I don't want to!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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- Oh, God. Oh.
- Oh, my God! My toe!
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- Oh, I'm so sorry!
- Ah! Ah!
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- Oh, gosh!
- Ow! I think it's broken!
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Oh, let me get you some new pants,
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and I'll drive you to Urgent Care.
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You broke my toe and
you're critiquing my outfit?
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No, I'm not. It's just...
250
00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:43,041
you sat right in the nail polish.
251
00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:49,213
Medical bureaucracy putting
paperwork over people.
252
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,250
My daughter's in pain,
253
00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:52,799
- and we don't have time for this...
- I'm done.
254
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,053
I'll take you back. You can
have one person with you.
255
00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:57,722
I'll go with her.
256
00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:59,609
Mm, no, thank you.
257
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,194
What's going on? Who's this guy?
258
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,404
He's my handyman.
259
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,949
I told you I was gonna
do the work myself.
260
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:18,407
And then I laughed and called Chad.
261
00:10:18,408 --> 00:10:21,621
I don't need any help, thanks.
I know what I'm doing.
262
00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:26,542
Manual saw, huh? Eh, I get it.
263
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,004
Lot of guys are scared of the power.
264
00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:37,000
Ooh, boy.
265
00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:42,327
The, uh, bottom layer
wicks the moisture, so...
266
00:10:42,328 --> 00:10:44,520
So, uh, do you do a lot of repair work?
267
00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:47,940
Well, I'm a therapist, so,
uh, mainly repair psyches,
268
00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,500
relationships, self-image.
269
00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,060
Kind of an architect of the soul.
270
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,649
Dude, I am way not
brainy enough for that.
271
00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:57,759
That's probably why my thing with Cheryl
272
00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,157
will never be anything
more than physical.
273
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,720
Ah...
274
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,948
So, Chad seems great.
275
00:11:04,949 --> 00:11:06,749
- Mm.
- He's your new boyfriend?
276
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,619
Calm down. It's just sex.
277
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,680
It's not like I think he's a great dad.
278
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,589
Yeah, that's 'cause he probably
still lives with his dad.
279
00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:14,260
Oh, how embarrassing for you
280
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,435
that you're so easily threatened.
281
00:11:15,436 --> 00:11:16,759
Ha, ha, ha.
282
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,340
You know, just to show you
how non-threatened I am,
283
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,933
I'm going to make
conversation with the guy.
284
00:11:20,934 --> 00:11:24,700
Chad, is it? Chad? Makes sense.
285
00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:27,395
So, uh... Chad the handyman.
286
00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:32,300
Bet all the, uh... the hammering
and the wood and stuff,
287
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,378
bet that really helps for
what you got going on there.
288
00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:36,281
Oh, thanks.
289
00:11:36,282 --> 00:11:38,080
Yeah, I still make time for a workout.
290
00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:39,560
Oh, yeah? What's that look like?
291
00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:41,720
It's nothing crazy.
I wake up around 4:00,
292
00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:43,327
run through my Gladiator workout,
293
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,037
down an Afterburn breakfast shake,
294
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,288
do a 7-mile trail scramble...
295
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,666
Wow, good for you. That sounds great.
296
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:50,820
Some people might think
that that much exercise
297
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,903
masks a deeper insecurity.
298
00:11:52,904 --> 00:11:54,207
- They do?
- What are you doing?
299
00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:56,620
- What are you saying to him?
- Nothing. We're just bonding.
300
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,800
- Right, Chad?
- I don't know.
301
00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:03,722
I mean, it's... it's just
my opinion, but, uh...
302
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,220
I'd say dating an older woman
is probably making up
303
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,108
for the emotional closeness
you lacked with your mother.
304
00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:11,020
Dad always wanted you to
be a tough guy like him.
305
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,840
I mean, that must have been lonely.
306
00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:15,700
Until the day you discovered
that chocolate can replace love.
307
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:16,818
Then all of a sudden,
you're being raised
308
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,519
by Mr. Goodbar and Lady Godiva.
309
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,748
Why are you still talking to him?
310
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,849
But the, uh... the chubby kid
doesn't exactly disappear
311
00:12:23,850 --> 00:12:25,892
with the weight, now, does he, Chad?
312
00:12:25,893 --> 00:12:28,006
They used to call me Chaddy the Fatty.
313
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,541
Hey, hey. Kids can be cruel.
314
00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:31,084
No, my parents!
315
00:12:35,178 --> 00:12:36,338
Aah!
316
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,090
Why?!
317
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,710
What have you done?
318
00:12:41,243 --> 00:12:43,542
Um... I need a doctor!
319
00:12:43,543 --> 00:12:45,180
I parked behind an ambulance,
320
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,807
so if anybody needs to get out...
321
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,350
- Freddie!
- Mom!
322
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,228
- W-Why didn't you call me back?
- I was bonding with your sister.
323
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:54,040
- You called your mom?
- What happened to your hand?
324
00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:56,359
Celia gave me something for my wound,
and now I can't close my hand.
325
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,100
I just gave him a little willow bark.
326
00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,195
- It's nature's aspirin.
- He's allergic to aspirin.
327
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,281
Yes, I'm aware of that now.
328
00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:02,612
My son is in pain!
329
00:13:02,613 --> 00:13:04,242
- Fix his hand!
- Ma'am!
330
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:08,199
The louder you get,
the less I want to help you.
331
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,622
Fix his hand.
332
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,160
I'll get you set up in an exam room.
333
00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:13,375
I have some forms for you.
334
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,504
One of them can come back
with you. Choose wisely.
335
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:21,133
Um...
336
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,419
I mean, Mom knows my medical history,
337
00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:25,840
so she... she should probably come.
338
00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:37,580
Mom?
339
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,237
Celia?
340
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:45,140
Freddie's having an
allergic reaction to bark.
341
00:13:46,143 --> 00:13:48,250
And my mom went to go get me
342
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,780
a teddy bear from the gift shop?
343
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,323
No, she went back there
to take care of Freddie.
344
00:13:52,324 --> 00:13:55,430
And probably see if they
can reattach the cord.
345
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,818
You've gotta be frickin' kidding me!
346
00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:59,210
I'm so triggered right now.
347
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:02,522
My mom broke my toe.
348
00:14:02,523 --> 00:14:04,567
Oh, really? She must feel terrible.
349
00:14:04,568 --> 00:14:05,876
She must be sitting in the waiting room
350
00:14:05,877 --> 00:14:07,318
wondering how she can make it up to you.
351
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,597
Oh, wait. No, she's not.
352
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,850
Are you still talking to me?
353
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,109
I just can't believe it.
I tell her how I feel,
354
00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:15,562
and then she ditches me for Freddie.
355
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,849
Yeah, well, he's a jerk, too.
356
00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:19,179
You were right.
357
00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:21,975
They totally have a little
club. But you know what?
358
00:14:21,976 --> 00:14:23,879
We should just let them
have their stupid club
359
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,948
and we could have our own club.
360
00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:27,360
Except our club will have cuter clothes,
361
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:30,082
except for your big shoe and...
362
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:31,246
whatever those pants are.
363
00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:34,360
And we'll exclude them and
we won't ask their advice
364
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,459
and we'll get you a new top.
365
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:38,628
And hey, we could be each
other's emergency contacts.
366
00:14:39,368 --> 00:14:41,567
I've never had an emergency contact.
367
00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,529
But I'm 15 other people's.
368
00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:45,440
Wow. That kind of bums me out.
369
00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:47,329
Is this gonna be a sad club?
370
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:50,019
The club that I started 'cause
my mom doesn't love me?
371
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:52,202
Probably.
372
00:14:52,203 --> 00:14:53,372
Wanna go get a drink?
373
00:14:53,373 --> 00:14:54,989
Mm. Actually, I'm on painkillers.
374
00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:56,440
Ooh, perfect. Pop another one,
375
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,580
I'll grab some vodka, and
we'll meet in a happy place.
376
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,440
- Danny?
- Jackie? Is everything okay?
377
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,361
- My mom broke my toe.
- I poisoned Freddie.
378
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,549
I shot Cheryl's boyfriend.
379
00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:06,864
Not my boyfriend. Just sex.
380
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,852
I think I'm blacking out.
381
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,629
Well...
382
00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:14,029
this divorce seems to be going
383
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:16,329
- about as well as our marriage.
- Mm.
384
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,877
You know, I didn't shoot Chad on
purpose. You know that, right?
385
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,187
But you did make him cry on purpose.
386
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,769
Yes, that was on purpose,
387
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:23,964
'cause I felt like he was
there to torture me.
388
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,383
Oh, he was.
389
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:28,010
Kind of like your relationship
with the renter tortures me.
390
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,678
I'm not sleeping with Jean.
391
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,017
I know.
392
00:15:31,018 --> 00:15:32,982
But you are falling for her.
393
00:15:32,983 --> 00:15:35,249
No, I'm... S-She's just a friend.
394
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,894
Oh, come on, Danny.
395
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:40,689
Our marriage might be over,
but I still know that look.
396
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,800
Jackie, I can't believe
you just left me there.
397
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:53,327
Celia, I came out and you were gone.
398
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,558
Well, now you know what it's like
399
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,100
to have someone not be there for you.
400
00:15:56,108 --> 00:15:58,742
Sisterhood of the Emergency Contacts.
401
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,877
Are you drunk?
402
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,630
Why don't you check with your mummy?
403
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,550
Hey.
404
00:16:08,151 --> 00:16:09,582
Baby, I'm sorry.
405
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,720
I'm sorry. I was just freaked
out about my hand.
406
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,599
I really didn't like being
back there without you.
407
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,349
I want you to be my emergency contact.
408
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,392
Oh. Wow.
409
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,144
Sorry. I promised Jackie.
410
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,420
That's okay, Celia.
411
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,220
No offense, but if it
was a real emergency,
412
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,160
you would be one of the
last people I would call.
413
00:16:25,138 --> 00:16:26,151
That's offensive.
414
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,988
- Unless it was a hair emergency.
- Aw, Jackie.
415
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,199
They gave me an ointment at Urgent Care.
416
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,318
You wanna help put it on me?
417
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,535
It has to go on my moist areas.
418
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,995
I would love that.
419
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,579
Marry her.
420
00:16:45,723 --> 00:16:49,219
Well, guess I'll just go to a hotel.
421
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:52,178
When your kids don't love
you, Marriott Bonvoy does.
422
00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:55,589
- You went back with Freddie.
- What?
423
00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:58,340
You went back to the exam room
with Freddie and not me.
424
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,380
You visited Freddie during
quarantine and not me.
425
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,270
It's always Freddie and not me.
426
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,772
Jackie, I'm running out of ways
to tell you that's not true.
427
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,029
You literally flew to L.A.
428
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:07,734
when you hadn't heard
from him for like a minute.
429
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,879
It was four days.
430
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,988
And I would've come to L.A.
if I hadn't heard from you.
431
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,789
Yeah, but you'll never not hear from me,
432
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,057
because I show up.
433
00:17:14,058 --> 00:17:16,159
And then when I need you,
you're with Freddie.
434
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,427
Well, how would I know you need me?
435
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:21,222
You never tell me anything.
You never ask for my help.
436
00:17:21,223 --> 00:17:23,780
The bottom line is, I take care of you,
437
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,461
you take care of Freddie,
and nobody takes care of me.
438
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,280
I asked you if you wanted
me to come back with you
439
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,960
at the Urgent Care, and you said no.
440
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,134
I didn't mean it!
441
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,512
Well, how was I supposed to know
you didn't mean what you meant?
442
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,931
You're really just never gonna get it.
443
00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:39,279
Then help me.
444
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,040
When you said don't come
445
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,698
- during quarantine...
- That meant don't come.
446
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,521
Because I was worried about your health.
447
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,523
And when you said don't come
back at the Urgent Care?
448
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,687
I wanted you to come and hold my hand
449
00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:50,402
because I was worried about my health.
450
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,363
Don't you see how that's confusing?
451
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,152
It's not that hard!
452
00:17:54,153 --> 00:17:55,429
I just want to ask you for something
453
00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:57,500
and have you do it,
unless I don't want you to,
454
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,599
in which case ignore me,
455
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,820
but make it so I don't feel ignored.
456
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,207
Now you're just screwing with me.
457
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,243
Oh.
458
00:18:05,244 --> 00:18:06,501
Why can't you be like your brother?
459
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,270
Are you really saying that to me?
460
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,300
I just mean he's easy.
461
00:18:10,308 --> 00:18:11,902
"Mom, fix me a snack.
462
00:18:11,903 --> 00:18:13,102
Mom, I'm tired.
463
00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:15,840
Mom, tickle my forearm
while we watch 'Star Wars'
464
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,760
for the 1,000th time."
465
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,880
Maybe I have focused on Freddie more,
466
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,220
but that's because you always
had your life together.
467
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,350
Not needing me
468
00:18:27,353 --> 00:18:29,692
tends to make me feel not needed.
469
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,612
Well, my life is very much
not together right now.
470
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,699
I know, Jackie. I know.
471
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:42,480
I may have come to L.A.
because of Freddie,
472
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,120
but I stayed because of you.
473
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:49,429
And I'll try to get better
at listening for your cues,
474
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:53,949
but seriously, you got to
make them more obvious.
475
00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:55,510
Ring a bell or something.
476
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,805
Okay.
477
00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:05,160
You wanna watch a movie?
478
00:19:05,161 --> 00:19:08,080
That would be great.
479
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:21,368
Want me to fix you a snack?
480
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,330
I'm okay.
481
00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:27,582
Ding ding ding ding ding.
482
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,120
Got it. Snack time.
483
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,900
I've been calling you all afternoon.
484
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,200
- Where have you been?
- Well, you wouldn't believe it.
485
00:19:39,203 --> 00:19:40,929
I had to take Jackie to the hospital.
486
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,929
- Is she dead?
- No!
487
00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:44,500
Then who cares?
488
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,149
Tell me what happened with Danny
489
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:47,602
and mean Natalie Portman.
490
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,499
Oh, it's nothing.
491
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,523
It's just a little uncomfortable
when she's around.
492
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,269
Of course it is. You're crazy for him.
493
00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:57,071
You need to stop saying
that. He's just a friend.
494
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,769
Jeanie, I've been your
friend since high school.
495
00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:01,349
You've never looked at me like that.
496
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,749
I'm still here.
497
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,640
And you're still crazy for him.
498
00:20:08,601 --> 00:20:12,709
Wow! Everybody's got nice
ceilings in California.
499
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:17,710
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