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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,016 --> 00:00:11,549 I love... 2 00:00:11,617 --> 00:00:12,783 the way... 3 00:00:12,852 --> 00:00:14,752 that you fuck me. 4 00:00:52,324 --> 00:00:53,924 Oh, damn, Roback. 5 00:00:53,993 --> 00:00:55,873 Where'd you learn how to handle pussy like that? 6 00:00:55,897 --> 00:00:57,995 I have two sisters. 7 00:00:58,063 --> 00:00:59,129 I ask a lot of questions. 8 00:00:59,198 --> 00:01:00,831 Ah. 9 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:02,733 One of these days, 10 00:01:02,802 --> 00:01:04,768 I'm gonna get you off while I'm still inside you. 11 00:01:04,837 --> 00:01:06,270 Not possible. 12 00:01:06,339 --> 00:01:08,299 Has to do with the tilt of my uterus or something. 13 00:01:08,323 --> 00:01:10,398 Trust me. Many men have died on that hill. 14 00:01:10,443 --> 00:01:12,809 Eh, I'm not giving up. 15 00:01:14,447 --> 00:01:16,580 Oh, shit. Something's wrong. 16 00:01:16,649 --> 00:01:17,748 I got less than 2,000 likes 17 00:01:17,794 --> 00:01:19,394 and it's been up almost three whole days. 18 00:01:19,418 --> 00:01:20,918 Well, you're holding it upside down. 19 00:01:20,987 --> 00:01:23,521 Yeah, you make that AT4 look like a sewage pipe. 20 00:01:23,589 --> 00:01:25,749 What's an insurgent terrorist supposed to do with that, 21 00:01:25,773 --> 00:01:26,790 renovate his bathroom? 22 00:01:26,859 --> 00:01:28,058 Shit. Really? 23 00:01:28,127 --> 00:01:30,094 Yeah. 24 00:01:30,162 --> 00:01:31,896 Not funny. 25 00:01:31,964 --> 00:01:34,265 Look, I don't get paid unless I reach 5,000 likes. 26 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:36,534 I'm sure there are enough horny plumbers out there 27 00:01:36,602 --> 00:01:38,135 for you to achieve your goal. 28 00:01:38,204 --> 00:01:40,004 When are we gonna do this again? 29 00:01:40,072 --> 00:01:42,473 All depends on when I can get my hands on the key again. 30 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,881 You have magic fingers. 31 00:01:50,950 --> 00:01:52,516 You would've made a great lesbian. 32 00:01:52,585 --> 00:01:54,585 I'll take that as a compliment. 33 00:01:54,654 --> 00:01:56,654 Sure it was meant to be. 34 00:02:10,903 --> 00:02:13,571 Good luck in the fight with Sasquatch. 35 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:15,439 Sounds like you don't think I can beat him. 36 00:02:15,508 --> 00:02:18,509 Luckily for you, doesn't matter what I think. 37 00:02:23,033 --> 00:02:27,833 _ 38 00:02:34,594 --> 00:02:36,672 Why can't we have movie night like every other base? 39 00:02:36,696 --> 00:02:38,616 Now's not the time for second thoughts, my man. 40 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,364 We stand to make a lot of cash here. 41 00:02:40,433 --> 00:02:41,713 Yeah, gotta remember that part. 42 00:02:41,737 --> 00:02:43,400 Look, all you have to do is survive 43 00:02:43,469 --> 00:02:45,269 at least three rounds with this gorilla. 44 00:02:45,338 --> 00:02:46,870 Jesus. 45 00:02:46,939 --> 00:02:48,739 You couldn't get odds on just two rounds? 46 00:02:48,808 --> 00:02:50,441 I could, but when I went up to three, 47 00:02:50,509 --> 00:02:51,909 the betting pool tripled. 48 00:02:51,978 --> 00:02:53,377 Bad enough we gotta share the base 49 00:02:53,446 --> 00:02:55,012 with these rent-a-grunts. 50 00:02:55,081 --> 00:02:56,747 Now is your chance to get in there, 51 00:02:56,816 --> 00:02:58,983 and mess that motherfucker up. 52 00:02:59,051 --> 00:03:00,284 - Okay. - All right. 53 00:03:00,352 --> 00:03:03,220 Let's go! 54 00:03:03,289 --> 00:03:05,289 Now, I don't want to see any kicking, 55 00:03:05,358 --> 00:03:07,524 elbowing, hitting below the belt. 56 00:03:07,593 --> 00:03:09,593 So make bloody sure I'm not looking when you do it. 57 00:03:09,617 --> 00:03:11,662 Get to it, mates! 58 00:03:19,538 --> 00:03:21,772 Give it to you, Roback, you got a lot of guts 59 00:03:21,841 --> 00:03:23,440 representing your tribe against me. 60 00:03:23,509 --> 00:03:25,843 Yeah, well, everyone else is too scared to fight you. 61 00:03:25,911 --> 00:03:27,811 I'm never gonna see odds like this again. 62 00:03:35,788 --> 00:03:37,788 Keep going, bro. You got it. 63 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,061 Keep your goddamn hands up! Shit! 64 00:03:50,436 --> 00:03:53,604 Knock his ass out. Come on, man. 65 00:03:59,278 --> 00:04:01,078 Damn it, block! 66 00:04:09,622 --> 00:04:11,622 Yes! Yes! 67 00:04:21,767 --> 00:04:23,967 Come on, man. Get over here, Roback. 68 00:04:24,036 --> 00:04:25,436 There you go. All right. 69 00:04:25,504 --> 00:04:27,738 Drink that. Right there. 70 00:04:27,807 --> 00:04:29,573 Son of a bitch ain't got a scratch on him. 71 00:04:29,642 --> 00:04:31,208 He's hurting on the inside. 72 00:04:31,277 --> 00:04:34,011 You better start hurting him on the outside. 73 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,714 - Easier said than done, amigo. - Okay, forget that. 74 00:04:36,782 --> 00:04:39,383 You just survive this next round without any brain injury, 75 00:04:39,452 --> 00:04:41,218 and we're in for some serious cash. 76 00:04:56,235 --> 00:04:58,268 - I'm calling it! - What? 77 00:04:58,337 --> 00:05:01,205 The winner by way of a technical knockout, 78 00:05:01,273 --> 00:05:04,775 and still champion of the farm, 79 00:05:04,844 --> 00:05:06,577 Sasquatch! 80 00:05:08,247 --> 00:05:12,349 Breaker Four. AF421 is 10-16. 81 00:05:14,019 --> 00:05:15,586 Thank God that's over. 82 00:05:15,654 --> 00:05:17,187 That's us! RPG attack. 83 00:05:17,256 --> 00:05:19,022 Mafushad village. 84 00:05:19,091 --> 00:05:21,191 You and I are, financially speaking, 85 00:05:21,260 --> 00:05:22,326 dead men walking. 86 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:37,460 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 87 00:05:41,247 --> 00:05:43,747 - Say again. - You're still coming in broken. 88 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:45,336 We got your coordinates. You sit tight. 89 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,917 We're coming to get you. 90 00:05:46,986 --> 00:05:50,320 Dustoff 3-1 inbound. ETA is five mikes. 91 00:05:50,389 --> 00:05:51,889 Listen up. 92 00:05:51,957 --> 00:05:54,124 We got a lonely friendly in critical condition. 93 00:05:54,193 --> 00:05:55,559 How's the LZ looking? 94 00:05:55,628 --> 00:05:57,561 9-line came in broken. 95 00:05:57,630 --> 00:05:59,096 That's all we know about it so far. 96 00:05:59,165 --> 00:06:01,031 It's usually a friendly neighborhood, 97 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:03,133 but you know the deal. Stay sharp. 98 00:06:05,237 --> 00:06:07,204 - Give me one of those. - Hey! 99 00:06:07,273 --> 00:06:09,239 Those are for wounded that are smart enough 100 00:06:09,308 --> 00:06:15,145 not to get their ass whooped. 101 00:06:23,489 --> 00:06:25,789 Showtime. 102 00:06:25,858 --> 00:06:28,158 Got movement at my one o'clock. 103 00:06:28,227 --> 00:06:30,027 - Isn't that... - Buckley, yeah. 104 00:06:30,095 --> 00:06:32,196 The kid with the Avengers logo tattooed on his back. 105 00:06:32,264 --> 00:06:34,224 Let's make sure he lives long enough to regret it. 106 00:06:34,248 --> 00:06:36,166 What the hell is he doing out here by himself? 107 00:06:36,235 --> 00:06:38,135 Son of a bitch was running a side hustle. 108 00:06:38,204 --> 00:06:41,805 Damn! Probably 20 grand worth of rugs in that truck. 109 00:06:41,874 --> 00:06:44,408 - How you doing, kid? - Are my rugs okay? 110 00:06:44,476 --> 00:06:46,156 Slightly more worried about you, Buckley. 111 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:53,684 Okay. 112 00:06:53,752 --> 00:06:55,419 Almost there. Almost there. 113 00:06:57,089 --> 00:06:58,488 Okay, he's ready. 114 00:06:58,557 --> 00:07:01,158 Okay. Ready. 115 00:07:01,227 --> 00:07:04,595 - Roll him! - Three, two, one, lift! 116 00:07:05,898 --> 00:07:09,132 - You got him? - Yeah. 117 00:07:09,201 --> 00:07:11,034 Where you going? 118 00:07:11,103 --> 00:07:14,838 - Load him onto the bird. - I got another one. 119 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:23,180 Get the litter! 120 00:07:23,249 --> 00:07:25,015 Can you hear me? 121 00:07:25,084 --> 00:07:27,084 Please. Do not leave me here. 122 00:07:27,152 --> 00:07:28,318 You speak English? 123 00:07:28,387 --> 00:07:30,387 And French and German and... 124 00:07:30,456 --> 00:07:33,390 Okay, okay. No need to brag. 125 00:07:36,228 --> 00:07:37,728 In your mouth. 126 00:07:37,796 --> 00:07:41,798 Sit back, relax, enjoy the hillbilly high, okay? 127 00:07:43,369 --> 00:07:45,049 - No, no, that's okay. - He speaks English. 128 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:46,303 And French and German. 129 00:07:46,372 --> 00:07:48,572 Better watch your back. He'll take your job. 130 00:07:48,641 --> 00:07:50,574 Now, I'm gonna roll you on your side. 131 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:08,065 What the hell did I do to this guy? 132 00:08:08,127 --> 00:08:10,093 He's demanding medical supplies for his village. 133 00:08:10,162 --> 00:08:12,042 Tell him we don't have any to spare right now. 134 00:08:20,272 --> 00:08:22,239 Now tell him only my mom speaks to me like that. 135 00:08:25,377 --> 00:08:27,377 He says you do this to us, then you refuse to help. 136 00:08:27,401 --> 00:08:28,178 What does he mean? 137 00:08:28,247 --> 00:08:29,991 It means you do this to us, then you refuse to help. 138 00:08:30,015 --> 00:08:31,915 - Damn it, Khalil! - What are you doing, amigo? 139 00:08:31,984 --> 00:08:33,864 I ain't leaving 20 grand on the table, either. 140 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,252 Buckley'd never forgive us. 141 00:08:38,023 --> 00:08:39,823 What'd he say? 142 00:08:39,892 --> 00:08:42,659 He's saying American forces have destroyed his village. 143 00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:51,935 Whoa! Watch his head. 144 00:08:52,004 --> 00:08:53,324 Can we please take the fuck off? 145 00:08:53,348 --> 00:08:54,805 Standing room only! 146 00:08:54,873 --> 00:08:56,640 You're riding the bar back. 147 00:08:56,709 --> 00:08:59,810 Safe travels, amigo. 148 00:08:59,878 --> 00:09:02,079 Fuck! 149 00:09:04,817 --> 00:09:06,316 Come on! 150 00:09:06,385 --> 00:09:09,319 Let's go! I'm good. 151 00:09:34,013 --> 00:09:35,312 I'm not losing him! 152 00:09:35,381 --> 00:09:37,948 I'm coming in. 153 00:09:38,017 --> 00:09:39,583 He's going into shock. 154 00:09:43,086 --> 00:09:44,366 His lungs have been compromised. 155 00:09:44,390 --> 00:09:45,689 I'm gonna decompress his chest. 156 00:09:45,758 --> 00:09:47,118 Hey, hey, look at me, look at me. 157 00:09:47,146 --> 00:09:48,546 Hey, look at me. Hey, stay with me. 158 00:09:48,570 --> 00:09:50,861 Stay with me, Buckley. 159 00:09:50,929 --> 00:09:52,262 You got more? 160 00:09:56,802 --> 00:09:58,702 Come on! 161 00:10:02,441 --> 00:10:06,376 How the hell could I have missed that wound? 162 00:10:24,897 --> 00:10:26,663 You did all you could. 163 00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:05,569 Time of expiration? 164 00:11:05,637 --> 00:11:07,738 Roughly 1700 hours. 165 00:11:07,806 --> 00:11:08,839 You okay, Sergeant? 166 00:11:08,907 --> 00:11:09,940 Never been better, sir. 167 00:11:10,008 --> 00:11:11,241 Tell me what happened. 168 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:13,643 Simple. I screwed up. He's dead. 169 00:11:13,712 --> 00:11:15,592 - Sergeant Alvarez. - She didn't mean that, sir. 170 00:11:15,616 --> 00:11:18,115 She'll be fine. 171 00:11:19,351 --> 00:11:20,684 Chest wound. 172 00:11:20,752 --> 00:11:22,219 Wait, I remember. Don't tell me. 173 00:11:23,722 --> 00:11:25,388 How's my accent? Be brutal. 174 00:11:27,126 --> 00:11:28,566 The patient is required for surgery. 175 00:11:28,594 --> 00:11:30,693 - Who's this? - He's an LN. 176 00:11:30,762 --> 00:11:32,573 Chest wound, but his airway's intact. He's still breathing. 177 00:11:32,597 --> 00:11:34,064 Can't keep doing this to me, Roback. 178 00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:35,710 Yeah, I think you're taking this all a little bit 179 00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:37,045 too personally, ma'am, but that said, 180 00:11:37,069 --> 00:11:38,449 I promise this is the last time. 181 00:11:38,473 --> 00:11:39,636 He should've gone to Paghman. 182 00:11:39,705 --> 00:11:41,238 Taliban use that as target practice. 183 00:11:41,306 --> 00:11:42,951 It's not a hospital, it's a goddamn shooting gallery. 184 00:11:42,975 --> 00:11:44,215 Every time you bring in an LN, 185 00:11:44,276 --> 00:11:45,775 it takes up limited resources, 186 00:11:45,844 --> 00:11:47,210 resources needed for the soldiers 187 00:11:47,279 --> 00:11:48,678 who protect your ungrateful ass. 188 00:11:48,747 --> 00:11:50,947 Yes, but he's a good kid. 189 00:11:51,016 --> 00:11:52,656 Plus, like, he speaks a hundred languages. 190 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,984 I can barely speak English. 191 00:11:54,052 --> 00:11:55,886 You want to send somebody to Paghman, send me. 192 00:11:55,954 --> 00:11:58,488 You know I can't turn away a wounded LN once they're here. 193 00:11:58,557 --> 00:12:00,357 Assume you were counting on that. 194 00:12:00,425 --> 00:12:02,225 You know, as a medic, you're given an absurdly 195 00:12:02,249 --> 00:12:03,527 wide berth on this base. 196 00:12:03,595 --> 00:12:04,895 Stop taking advantage of it. 197 00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:06,663 Ma'am, with all due respect... 198 00:12:06,732 --> 00:12:08,492 I hate that phrase, "with all due respect". 199 00:12:08,516 --> 00:12:10,600 It only exists to sugarcoat no respect at all. 200 00:12:10,669 --> 00:12:12,836 Don't push me, Sergeant. 201 00:12:16,186 --> 00:12:17,986 Come on, guys, wrong place. You know that. 202 00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:19,410 Been here long enough now. Come on. 203 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:20,471 - Where you going? - What? 204 00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:21,878 Oh, hey. 205 00:12:21,947 --> 00:12:23,867 Um, no, this was just brought in here by mistake, 206 00:12:23,936 --> 00:12:25,536 but no worries, I'm just gonna take it... 207 00:12:25,571 --> 00:12:26,716 Take what? 208 00:12:30,255 --> 00:12:31,655 Transporting rugs in body bags? 209 00:12:31,723 --> 00:12:34,002 They belonged to Buckley. We lost them on the transport. 210 00:12:34,026 --> 00:12:35,346 We thought it'd be a nice gesture 211 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,680 to ship them home to his family. 212 00:12:36,704 --> 00:12:38,119 "We"? 213 00:12:38,144 --> 00:12:39,187 Actually, just me. 214 00:12:39,231 --> 00:12:40,671 Well, at least you have the courage 215 00:12:40,695 --> 00:12:42,232 not to take anyone else down with you. 216 00:12:42,301 --> 00:12:44,061 Those rugs are now property of the U.S. Army. 217 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,730 - Yeah, but look... - No, you just used up 218 00:12:45,754 --> 00:12:46,903 your nine lives. 219 00:12:46,972 --> 00:12:48,505 I'm recommending an Article 15. 220 00:12:48,574 --> 00:12:49,940 You'll be stripped of your rank, 221 00:12:50,008 --> 00:12:51,708 restricted from going on more missions, 222 00:12:51,777 --> 00:12:53,510 confined to base. 223 00:12:53,579 --> 00:12:56,713 Now get the hell out of my OR. 224 00:12:56,782 --> 00:12:58,381 Leave them! 225 00:13:02,878 --> 00:13:05,245 Sergeant Smith. 226 00:13:05,314 --> 00:13:06,613 Here, sir. 227 00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:09,082 Sergeant Johnson. 228 00:13:09,151 --> 00:13:10,450 Here, sir. 229 00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:13,286 Private Petrocelli. 230 00:13:13,355 --> 00:13:14,387 Here, sir. 231 00:13:14,456 --> 00:13:17,390 Corporal Buckley. 232 00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:25,598 Corporal John Buckley. 233 00:13:27,035 --> 00:13:32,072 Colonel Austin, Corporal John Buckley is no longer with us. 234 00:13:33,809 --> 00:13:36,142 Present. 235 00:14:51,386 --> 00:14:55,488 Poor kid had a thing for me. 236 00:14:55,557 --> 00:14:57,424 He would always sit next to me in the DFAC 237 00:14:57,492 --> 00:15:01,528 and ask the dumbest fucking questions. 238 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:04,531 "Are you enjoying your chicken, Sergeant?" 239 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,199 And I was always so mean to him. 240 00:15:06,268 --> 00:15:10,670 "It's fucking chicken, Buckley. Relax". 241 00:15:10,739 --> 00:15:13,773 Now he's dead because I missed an exit wound, 242 00:15:13,842 --> 00:15:15,442 and I can't get his blood out 243 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:19,479 from under my goddamn fingernails. 244 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,517 Please, leave me alone. 245 00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:25,718 Should we leave her alone? 246 00:15:25,787 --> 00:15:27,153 We got anything better to do? 247 00:15:27,222 --> 00:15:28,655 We really don't. 248 00:15:32,561 --> 00:15:34,127 You've been mucho antisocial lately. 249 00:15:34,195 --> 00:15:35,361 Gee, I wonder why. 250 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:37,030 Helped you load that boy into the bird. 251 00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:38,531 Totally missed that exit wound, too. 252 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,266 You know there was zero chance 253 00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:41,767 he was gonna survive those injuries 254 00:15:41,836 --> 00:15:42,869 no matter what you did. 255 00:15:42,938 --> 00:15:44,938 Wow, you guys are just making me feel 256 00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:46,172 better and better about this. 257 00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:48,541 Sarcasm, while hurtful, 258 00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:49,970 will not diminish our love for you. 259 00:15:49,994 --> 00:15:51,845 You can't suddenly go all soft on us. 260 00:15:51,913 --> 00:15:53,746 'Cause that would suck. 261 00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:55,081 Yeah. 262 00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:57,984 Gotta be strong. 263 00:15:58,053 --> 00:16:00,653 You know what? 264 00:16:00,722 --> 00:16:02,622 This little talk helped. 265 00:16:02,691 --> 00:16:04,824 I'm all better now. 266 00:16:04,893 --> 00:16:07,126 Nah. 267 00:16:07,195 --> 00:16:10,230 You're not leaving here until that's true. 268 00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:15,935 You know there are no other people I'd rather be stuck 269 00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:19,005 in this subtitled horror movie with than you guys. 270 00:16:19,074 --> 00:16:21,274 - Ditto. - Yeah, ditto. 271 00:16:21,343 --> 00:16:23,176 But really, this has absolutely 272 00:16:23,245 --> 00:16:25,078 nothing to do with either of you. 273 00:16:32,821 --> 00:16:35,288 I bring you the ice chips. 274 00:16:35,357 --> 00:16:37,123 Thank you. 275 00:16:37,192 --> 00:16:39,792 You're hungry, no? 276 00:16:39,861 --> 00:16:41,094 No. 277 00:16:41,162 --> 00:16:44,063 Okay. When it is time, I am here. 278 00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:49,135 Patient in three needs his bandages changed. 279 00:16:53,408 --> 00:16:55,448 They tell me you speak English. How are you feeling? 280 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:58,044 Like I swallowed a thousand sharp knives. 281 00:16:58,113 --> 00:17:02,448 You did, I removed 43 pieces of shrapnel from your chest. 282 00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:04,317 - You saved my life. - I'd say you're welcome, 283 00:17:04,385 --> 00:17:05,985 but you never should've been brought here 284 00:17:06,009 --> 00:17:07,009 in the first place. 285 00:17:07,077 --> 00:17:09,622 I'm sorry if I created problems. 286 00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:12,659 It's a specialty of the medic who brought you in. 287 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:17,096 - He is a good man. - He is an insolent man. 288 00:17:19,768 --> 00:17:24,337 But you are in my hospital now, so you are my patient. 289 00:17:24,406 --> 00:17:26,940 Lie back, enjoy the fawning attention 290 00:17:27,008 --> 00:17:29,368 from my nurses who are acting like this is a goddamn episode 291 00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:31,277 of "The Bachelor". 292 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:39,118 Hey! Foul. 293 00:17:39,187 --> 00:17:40,619 Don't argue with me. 294 00:17:40,688 --> 00:17:42,488 What? Get out of here. 295 00:17:42,557 --> 00:17:45,825 You're out of there. 296 00:17:45,894 --> 00:17:48,895 Okay. It's gonna hurt just a little bit, all right? 297 00:17:48,964 --> 00:17:51,631 But it's good for you. 298 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,733 It's okay, it's okay. You took it like a pro, kid. 299 00:17:53,802 --> 00:17:54,968 Have a seat right there. 300 00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:56,569 What was that? What was that? 301 00:17:56,638 --> 00:17:59,372 You can't kick the goalkeeper. Get out of here. 302 00:17:59,441 --> 00:18:00,873 That's a red card. 303 00:18:00,942 --> 00:18:02,475 You, too. Both of you. 304 00:18:02,544 --> 00:18:04,611 I saw you. Both of you, get out of here. 305 00:18:04,679 --> 00:18:06,379 You three. Get out of here. 306 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:08,481 Get that out of here. 307 00:18:09,918 --> 00:18:11,784 I'm gonna give you a shot. 308 00:18:11,853 --> 00:18:14,921 It's so you don't get sick, all right? 309 00:18:17,092 --> 00:18:20,093 Get out of here. 310 00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:21,961 Can't be having you kicking people in the leg. 311 00:18:21,985 --> 00:18:23,863 As-salaam alaikum. 312 00:18:23,932 --> 00:18:26,232 Okay. 313 00:18:26,301 --> 00:18:27,900 Get out of here. 314 00:18:27,929 --> 00:18:29,449 Thank you, guys. Thank you for coming. 315 00:18:29,473 --> 00:18:31,037 Well done. 316 00:18:31,106 --> 00:18:34,273 The risk factor of this stunt of yours was way high, amigo. 317 00:18:34,342 --> 00:18:37,210 We were under orders to destroy those expired vaccines. 318 00:18:37,278 --> 00:18:39,358 There's a goddamn measles epidemic in this country. 319 00:18:39,382 --> 00:18:41,514 Besides, those vaccines were all still perfectly good. 320 00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,103 Talking about you doing it right here 321 00:18:43,127 --> 00:18:44,851 on the base under everyone's nose. 322 00:18:44,919 --> 00:18:46,670 Didn't have a choice. 323 00:18:46,695 --> 00:18:48,779 Stuck in Holloway jail. 324 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,356 But I found a way to break out. 325 00:18:50,425 --> 00:18:52,892 This gave me an idea. I'm gonna need your help. 326 00:18:52,961 --> 00:18:55,028 What if one of these times I say no? 327 00:18:55,096 --> 00:18:56,963 Look, we pull this off, 328 00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:59,432 we'll make back all the bank we owe from the Sasquatch fight. 329 00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:00,901 I'm all the way in on that, amigo. 330 00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:02,602 Okay. I need you to volunteer 331 00:19:02,671 --> 00:19:04,303 for medical waste disposal duty 332 00:19:04,372 --> 00:19:06,973 while I get the key for the supply hut from Durkin. 333 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:10,076 What makes you think she'll give it to you? 334 00:19:11,546 --> 00:19:14,580 She'll give it to me. 335 00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:24,724 - Hi. - Are you high? 336 00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:25,892 Sasquatch could see us, 337 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,460 and he's already getting suspicious. 338 00:19:27,529 --> 00:19:29,449 You know there's a rumor going around about us? 339 00:19:29,473 --> 00:19:31,964 Shit. Fuck. God damn it. 340 00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:35,568 Taking this pretty hard. Huh. 341 00:19:35,637 --> 00:19:37,757 Sasquatch is my connection to the weapons manufacturer 342 00:19:37,781 --> 00:19:39,472 that pays me to model for their Instagram. 343 00:19:39,506 --> 00:19:41,986 I need that money, so could you please not fuck this up for me? 344 00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,490 What if I told you I could cut you in 345 00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:45,147 on an even better financial opportunity? 346 00:19:45,216 --> 00:19:46,446 What kind of opportunity? 347 00:19:46,514 --> 00:19:47,882 Less you know, the better. 348 00:19:47,907 --> 00:19:48,907 Let's just say... 349 00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:51,584 there's potential for a huge monetary upside. 350 00:19:54,489 --> 00:19:55,769 Sasquatch finds out about this, 351 00:19:55,824 --> 00:19:57,490 you're gonna need a coffin. 352 00:19:57,559 --> 00:19:59,119 And I'm gonna need a new revenue stream 353 00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:00,788 if I have any hope of getting my ass to LA 354 00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:02,557 after this deployment. 355 00:20:03,865 --> 00:20:05,331 LA? 356 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,040 I didn't know you wanted to be an actress. 357 00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:08,735 Gonna be my cousin's stunt double. 358 00:20:08,803 --> 00:20:10,670 Who's your cousin? 359 00:20:10,739 --> 00:20:12,739 No one here knows this, so if it gets back to me, 360 00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:15,041 I'll know exactly where it came from. 361 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:16,676 Jennifer Lawrence. 362 00:20:16,745 --> 00:20:18,778 A pervy uncle says we have the same build. 363 00:20:20,782 --> 00:20:22,749 I support your dream. 364 00:20:22,817 --> 00:20:24,951 It's not a dream. 365 00:20:26,287 --> 00:20:29,388 What is it you want from me? 366 00:20:29,457 --> 00:20:31,017 Get me back in the medical supply hut. 367 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,207 Fine. 368 00:20:35,997 --> 00:20:38,431 So... 369 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,033 you don't need anything from Sasquatch anymore. 370 00:20:41,102 --> 00:20:42,234 Dump his hairy ass, right? 371 00:20:42,303 --> 00:20:43,336 Mm. 372 00:20:43,404 --> 00:20:44,871 Show me the money first. 373 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,440 You know, you, on occasion, 374 00:20:47,509 --> 00:20:48,908 can be very transactional. 375 00:20:53,882 --> 00:20:56,716 I have fun with you, Roback, I do. 376 00:20:56,785 --> 00:20:58,551 And if it wasn't so painfully obvious 377 00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:00,260 you derive all your pleasure from screwing 378 00:21:00,284 --> 00:21:02,221 other guys' girlfriends behind their backs, 379 00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:06,626 I might even make the mistake of taking this thing seriously. 380 00:21:06,694 --> 00:21:09,695 But in the meantime, Sasquatch is very good to me. 381 00:21:11,432 --> 00:21:15,535 I accept your harsh but valid criticism. 382 00:21:23,344 --> 00:21:25,344 Meet me in the supply hut in an hour. 383 00:21:43,932 --> 00:21:45,031 Almost. 384 00:21:45,099 --> 00:21:47,466 Almost doesn't count. 385 00:21:54,475 --> 00:21:56,442 - You good? - Uh-huh. 386 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,333 You're getting closer. 387 00:22:20,401 --> 00:22:22,101 Trying something new. 388 00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:23,770 It's gonna take a little time to perfect. 389 00:22:23,794 --> 00:22:26,239 Still in the R&D phase. 390 00:22:26,307 --> 00:22:29,175 Sasquatch barely even knows where my clit is. 391 00:22:29,244 --> 00:22:30,910 Doesn't surprise me. 392 00:22:30,979 --> 00:22:33,260 But he does have the biggest cock I've ever encountered, 393 00:22:33,284 --> 00:22:35,948 and I grew up with horses. 394 00:22:36,017 --> 00:22:38,484 Didn't need to hear that. 395 00:22:38,553 --> 00:22:40,786 He doesn't deserve this. 396 00:22:40,855 --> 00:22:43,122 And I didn't deserve to get pummeled by that beast. 397 00:22:43,191 --> 00:22:46,092 Difference is, you asked for it. 398 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,526 Okay. 399 00:22:47,595 --> 00:22:49,128 Pro tip. 400 00:22:49,197 --> 00:22:50,663 Guilt? 401 00:22:50,732 --> 00:22:53,833 Not the greatest post-sex aphrodisiac. 402 00:22:53,902 --> 00:22:56,636 You and I are a lot alike, Roback. 403 00:22:56,704 --> 00:22:59,205 Sooner you realize that, 404 00:22:59,274 --> 00:23:01,540 the closer you'll come to getting me off. 405 00:23:34,509 --> 00:23:36,409 What? 406 00:23:36,477 --> 00:23:39,045 Would never put you and Durkin together. 407 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:40,246 Why not? 408 00:23:40,315 --> 00:23:41,847 You're both too much alike. 409 00:23:41,916 --> 00:23:43,249 That's what she said. 410 00:23:43,318 --> 00:23:45,251 Didn't mean that as a compliment. 411 00:23:47,655 --> 00:23:49,488 I dig Durkin, man, but... 412 00:23:49,557 --> 00:23:51,397 she's convinced I'm only looking for the thrill 413 00:23:51,421 --> 00:23:53,092 of doing it behind Sasquatch's back. 414 00:23:53,161 --> 00:23:54,760 I have to admit, you do have a rather 415 00:23:54,829 --> 00:23:56,329 checkered history 416 00:23:56,397 --> 00:23:59,765 of appropriating other guys' girls. 417 00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:01,267 I can't help it. 418 00:24:01,336 --> 00:24:02,868 Women tend to speak my language 419 00:24:02,937 --> 00:24:05,004 when they're doing things they're not supposed to. 420 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:08,981 No, we're only taking what's been signed off on 421 00:24:09,005 --> 00:24:10,376 by the medical officer. 422 00:24:10,445 --> 00:24:12,878 Take that. 423 00:24:12,947 --> 00:24:17,516 Pretty sure you guys are not authorized to be in here. 424 00:24:21,923 --> 00:24:23,255 Hey, man. 425 00:24:23,324 --> 00:24:25,124 We were just checking some supplies, so... 426 00:24:25,193 --> 00:24:26,193 - Yeah. - Yeah. 427 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,127 - We're... - Mm-hmm. 428 00:24:28,196 --> 00:24:29,495 I guess we're... yeah. 429 00:24:29,564 --> 00:24:30,796 - We good. - Check. 430 00:24:30,865 --> 00:24:32,465 So we're getting going. 431 00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:34,133 Cool. 432 00:24:34,202 --> 00:24:37,069 And it goes without saying, but... 433 00:24:37,138 --> 00:24:39,378 let's keep this little chance encounter between us, okay? 434 00:24:39,402 --> 00:24:41,107 No can do. 435 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,855 I'm gonna have to report this to my relief. 436 00:24:42,879 --> 00:24:45,144 Petrocelli, you know we good people, right? 437 00:24:45,213 --> 00:24:46,612 Well, yeah. 438 00:24:46,681 --> 00:24:47,913 You guys are the best. 439 00:24:47,982 --> 00:24:49,448 Well, there you go. 440 00:24:49,517 --> 00:24:51,384 But I'm on guard duty. 441 00:24:51,452 --> 00:24:52,952 And that means that I need to... 442 00:24:53,021 --> 00:24:54,421 Yeah, we know what it means. 443 00:24:54,446 --> 00:24:55,645 You can't report this. 444 00:24:55,690 --> 00:24:57,923 Sorry. Gotta. 445 00:24:57,992 --> 00:25:00,493 General Order number three. 446 00:25:00,561 --> 00:25:03,262 Kid... 447 00:25:03,331 --> 00:25:05,211 how would you like to get in on the ground level 448 00:25:05,235 --> 00:25:07,201 of an exciting new business venture? 449 00:25:10,815 --> 00:25:11,815 - Fuck, yeah. - Yeah? 450 00:25:11,839 --> 00:25:14,073 Yeah, okay. 451 00:25:14,142 --> 00:25:17,643 Anybody else you want to cut in on this deal? 452 00:25:17,712 --> 00:25:19,111 How about the whole damn base? 453 00:25:22,428 --> 00:25:23,828 - All right, hepatitis A. - Perfect. 454 00:25:23,852 --> 00:25:25,963 Got the small pox vaccine in here. 455 00:25:26,032 --> 00:25:28,232 I can't believe they were gonna throw all this away. 456 00:25:31,271 --> 00:25:33,638 It's okay. He knows. 457 00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:36,807 Please don't tell me you cut him in on this deal too. 458 00:25:36,876 --> 00:25:38,396 The man's an integral part of helping 459 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:39,877 set this whole thing up. 460 00:25:39,946 --> 00:25:41,746 Who isn't at this point? 461 00:25:41,814 --> 00:25:44,415 You are both going to finish this later and come with me. 462 00:25:46,786 --> 00:25:49,420 I have no idea why these people 463 00:25:49,489 --> 00:25:53,024 are so intent on killing each other. 464 00:25:53,092 --> 00:25:56,694 Pretty sure none of you have a fucking clue, either. 465 00:25:56,763 --> 00:26:00,998 So how about we all buy 466 00:26:01,067 --> 00:26:04,268 one-way airline tickets and fly home! 467 00:26:04,337 --> 00:26:08,239 Pretty sure we all get veteran discounts, 468 00:26:08,308 --> 00:26:12,076 because everyone back home feels guilty 469 00:26:12,145 --> 00:26:14,879 they sent us here... 470 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,847 can't remember why. 471 00:26:16,916 --> 00:26:21,118 Hey, any of you got a travel agent in your family? 472 00:26:21,187 --> 00:26:22,987 I got a cousin, works for Orbitz. 473 00:26:23,056 --> 00:26:25,356 Should probably keep that to yourself. 474 00:26:25,425 --> 00:26:28,092 One of us has to stop this. 475 00:26:28,161 --> 00:26:30,528 See you on the ground, amigo. 476 00:26:30,596 --> 00:26:32,129 We'll go home. 477 00:26:32,198 --> 00:26:34,598 We'll make America great again. 478 00:26:34,667 --> 00:26:36,434 Right? 479 00:26:36,502 --> 00:26:37,502 We'll do it. 480 00:26:37,537 --> 00:26:39,770 What the fuck, girl? 481 00:26:39,839 --> 00:26:40,871 Get it together. 482 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:42,406 You're ruining my moment. 483 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:44,315 Your moment is gonna get you a court martial. 484 00:26:44,339 --> 00:26:45,743 Let go. 485 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:48,012 Sergeant Alvarez. 486 00:26:48,081 --> 00:26:49,981 Come down off the roof, now! 487 00:26:50,049 --> 00:26:53,017 Unless your mom's a travel agent, 488 00:26:53,086 --> 00:26:55,419 piss off! 489 00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:57,688 Really admire how you're taking this one to the limit. 490 00:26:57,712 --> 00:26:58,722 Come on. 491 00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:00,624 My shit is so fucked up right now. 492 00:27:00,693 --> 00:27:01,993 I know. 493 00:27:39,232 --> 00:27:41,198 Happy birthday! 494 00:27:41,267 --> 00:27:44,135 Happy birthday, hon. 495 00:27:44,203 --> 00:27:45,436 Were you asleep? 496 00:27:45,504 --> 00:27:46,737 Um... 497 00:27:46,806 --> 00:27:49,006 Yeah. 498 00:27:49,075 --> 00:27:51,442 Darn, I always get the time difference wrong. 499 00:27:51,511 --> 00:27:52,511 Sorry, babe. 500 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:55,146 Oh, it's okay. 501 00:27:55,214 --> 00:27:56,894 You don't look like you've been sleeping. 502 00:27:56,949 --> 00:27:58,049 You're glowing. 503 00:27:58,117 --> 00:28:00,851 Oh, it's my birthday. 504 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,219 Happy birthday! 505 00:28:02,288 --> 00:28:04,622 - We love you. - We love you. 506 00:28:04,690 --> 00:28:06,924 Aww! 507 00:28:19,338 --> 00:28:22,273 Hell of a way to finally get on Colonel Austin's calendar. 508 00:28:22,341 --> 00:28:23,974 Needed to blow off some steam. 509 00:28:24,043 --> 00:28:25,476 Remind me never to party with you. 510 00:28:25,545 --> 00:28:26,577 Yeah. 511 00:28:32,518 --> 00:28:34,278 Sergeant Roback and Sergeant Davis asked me 512 00:28:34,302 --> 00:28:37,288 to intervene with Colonel Austin on your behalf. 513 00:28:37,356 --> 00:28:38,422 Gotta love those guys. 514 00:28:38,491 --> 00:28:39,824 Yeah. 515 00:28:42,361 --> 00:28:45,062 Look, whatever happens, 516 00:28:45,131 --> 00:28:46,464 know that I'm British Pakistani, 517 00:28:46,532 --> 00:28:48,132 so I know a thing or two about being 518 00:28:48,201 --> 00:28:50,367 unwelcome in your own country. 519 00:28:50,436 --> 00:28:52,036 What do you mean? 520 00:28:57,276 --> 00:28:59,710 Alvarez, get in here. 521 00:29:00,847 --> 00:29:02,680 Bon voyage. 522 00:29:11,224 --> 00:29:13,357 You hear the word "sit"? 523 00:29:17,697 --> 00:29:20,431 You heard it now. 524 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:23,067 Captain Hazara gave me a sit-rep. 525 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,056 Losing someone in the field is the most traumatic 526 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,971 eventuality we face. 527 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,559 Unless of course you're the unfortunate 528 00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:29,974 son of a bitch who's been killed. 529 00:29:30,042 --> 00:29:33,144 But then you'd be dead and probably wouldn't give a shit. 530 00:29:33,212 --> 00:29:34,712 Anyway. 531 00:29:34,780 --> 00:29:37,448 That display you put on yesterday cannot be ignored. 532 00:29:37,517 --> 00:29:39,617 Sounded disgraceful. 533 00:29:39,685 --> 00:29:41,485 Sorry I missed it. 534 00:29:41,554 --> 00:29:46,223 Ooh, I was prepared to come down hard on you, Alvarez. 535 00:29:46,292 --> 00:29:47,658 But here's the thing. 536 00:29:47,727 --> 00:29:50,494 There's been a change in your status here. 537 00:29:50,563 --> 00:29:52,863 Change, sir? 538 00:29:52,932 --> 00:29:55,332 I was just informed that you've been abruptly discharged, 539 00:29:55,401 --> 00:29:56,801 so I can't take action against you, 540 00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:58,470 because you're no longer under my command. 541 00:29:58,494 --> 00:30:00,437 This is fucking bullshit... 542 00:30:00,506 --> 00:30:02,573 Sorry, sir. Sir. 543 00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:13,350 You're DACA. Right, Alvarez? 544 00:30:13,419 --> 00:30:14,952 Yes, sir. 545 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:17,354 Then this must be related to your MAVNI status. 546 00:30:17,423 --> 00:30:19,590 Sounds like it's being revoked. 547 00:30:24,430 --> 00:30:26,964 This isn't a surprise to you, is it? 548 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:28,666 No, sir. 549 00:30:28,734 --> 00:30:31,135 My father was recently deported while washing dishes 550 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:33,704 in the worst Chinese restaurant in El Paso 551 00:30:33,773 --> 00:30:36,740 because someone didn't like their moo goo gai pan. 552 00:30:36,809 --> 00:30:37,942 That was quite evocative. 553 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:40,311 But that should have no bearing on me, sir. 554 00:30:40,379 --> 00:30:42,580 I was granted permission to enlist under MAVNI 555 00:30:42,648 --> 00:30:44,481 because of my medical skills. 556 00:30:44,550 --> 00:30:46,250 And also promised citizenship. 557 00:30:46,319 --> 00:30:49,220 All I know is what I've been told. 558 00:30:49,288 --> 00:30:51,048 And I've been told you're no longer a soldier 559 00:30:51,072 --> 00:30:52,539 in the United States Army. 560 00:31:00,509 --> 00:31:01,975 Roback. 561 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,700 _ 562 00:31:21,724 --> 00:31:27,624 _ 563 00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:55,795 Student loan? 564 00:31:55,864 --> 00:31:58,098 Nah, just... 565 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:01,902 just some unfinished business from home. 566 00:32:01,970 --> 00:32:03,770 That's why we're here instead of there, right? 567 00:32:03,794 --> 00:32:04,794 You all set? 568 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,306 How'd you manage to get an ambulance 569 00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,908 without Holloway sniffing your scent? 570 00:32:07,976 --> 00:32:10,911 Had Petrocelli do it. 571 00:32:10,979 --> 00:32:13,179 He even old enough to drive? 572 00:32:13,248 --> 00:32:15,081 Who gives a fuck? It's Afghanistan. 573 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,817 Let's go, kid. 574 00:32:17,886 --> 00:32:19,252 Never been outside the wire. 575 00:32:19,321 --> 00:32:20,561 You don't want to be a fobbit, 576 00:32:20,585 --> 00:32:22,055 never leaving the base. 577 00:32:22,124 --> 00:32:23,823 Those guys end up going stir crazy. 578 00:32:23,892 --> 00:32:25,792 Yeah. Gotta take advantage of all the cultural 579 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:29,162 and gastronomical delights that Afghanistan has to offer. 580 00:32:29,231 --> 00:32:30,911 Look, are you sure this is gonna be okay? 581 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:32,580 Long as it doesn't get back to Holloway 582 00:32:32,604 --> 00:32:35,602 that Roback left the base, we should be fine. 583 00:32:35,671 --> 00:32:37,237 Come on. 584 00:32:46,748 --> 00:32:50,350 All right. Thanks a lot, man. 585 00:32:50,419 --> 00:32:51,518 All right. 586 00:32:51,586 --> 00:32:52,852 You boys be safe. 587 00:32:52,921 --> 00:32:53,953 Mm-hmm. 588 00:33:02,297 --> 00:33:04,397 Fortune favors the bold. 589 00:33:04,466 --> 00:33:06,026 - What's that mean? - Just play it cool. 590 00:33:06,055 --> 00:33:07,415 Tell the guards we're on the usual 591 00:33:07,439 --> 00:33:08,568 outreach mission bullshit, 592 00:33:08,637 --> 00:33:11,571 and this little stunt of ours may just work out. 593 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,936 Stay in the ambulance. 594 00:33:43,005 --> 00:33:44,471 Where am I gonna go? 595 00:33:47,509 --> 00:33:48,541 Which one is it? 596 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:49,976 No clue. 597 00:33:50,045 --> 00:33:52,045 What? What do you mean, "no clue"? 598 00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:53,925 When Khalil set this up, he gave you an address, right? 599 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,989 Yeah, but it's not as if there are street numbers. 600 00:33:56,018 --> 00:33:58,284 How are we supposed to know which one is his? 601 00:33:58,353 --> 00:33:59,452 Start knocking on doors? 602 00:33:59,521 --> 00:34:01,187 Fuck that! 603 00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:04,157 I'm not going around like a goddamn Jehovah Witness. 604 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,863 You're pretty quick to surrender, amigo. 605 00:34:09,931 --> 00:34:12,332 'Cause I think I recognize our bikes. 606 00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:41,706 What's the Pashto for... 607 00:34:41,730 --> 00:34:43,696 Who the fuck knows? 608 00:34:43,765 --> 00:34:45,805 He don't speak English. Why didn't you bring Khalil? 609 00:34:45,829 --> 00:34:47,000 He refused to come. 610 00:34:47,069 --> 00:34:48,749 He said venturing out here without a convoy 611 00:34:48,773 --> 00:34:49,802 would be suicide. 612 00:34:49,871 --> 00:34:51,304 Thanks for passing that on. 613 00:34:51,373 --> 00:34:53,213 I didn't see any reason to invite an unwanted 614 00:34:53,237 --> 00:34:55,604 cloud of doubt over this operation, okay? 615 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,954 I ain't handing over shit. 616 00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:10,156 Basis of all business transactions is trust. 617 00:35:10,225 --> 00:35:11,591 Not in my neighborhood. 618 00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:13,827 Look... 619 00:35:13,895 --> 00:35:16,596 either we're doing this, or we're not. 620 00:35:27,776 --> 00:35:29,442 Why you so worried? 621 00:35:49,131 --> 00:35:51,498 He remind you of anyone? 622 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:52,699 Male or female? 623 00:35:52,768 --> 00:35:54,345 Not gonna dignify that with a response. 624 00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,569 Skip through the 20 questions. 625 00:35:55,637 --> 00:35:57,170 - Just get to it, amigo. - Sasquatch. 626 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,883 They're both about the same size, right? 627 00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,347 Oh, it'd be so sweet to see somebody 628 00:36:00,415 --> 00:36:01,655 knock that son of a bitch down. 629 00:36:01,717 --> 00:36:03,576 Fight like that, we'd clean up. 630 00:36:03,609 --> 00:36:05,089 Get us out of that hole you put us in 631 00:36:05,113 --> 00:36:07,413 when Sasquatch whooped your ass. 632 00:36:07,482 --> 00:36:09,015 You think he'd be game? 633 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:12,652 Look to me like he'd take some convincing. 634 00:36:12,721 --> 00:36:14,687 Hey. Do you fight? 635 00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:16,356 You box? 636 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:17,690 Do you box a little bit? 637 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,159 You know what I'm talking about? 638 00:36:19,227 --> 00:36:20,660 Hey, knock it off. 639 00:36:20,729 --> 00:36:22,569 He's gonna think you're really trying to fight. 640 00:36:22,593 --> 00:36:25,098 You understand? Fight? 641 00:36:25,167 --> 00:36:28,902 Whoa. 642 00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:30,336 As-salaam alaikum. 643 00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:31,637 Wa-alaikum salaam. 644 00:36:44,186 --> 00:36:45,919 - What was he saying? - I don't know. 645 00:36:45,987 --> 00:36:49,055 I'm tracking dirt all over his rugs. 646 00:36:57,699 --> 00:37:00,600 You're welcome. 647 00:37:00,669 --> 00:37:02,149 That should hold you until Obamacare 648 00:37:02,204 --> 00:37:04,671 makes its way through these parts. 649 00:37:22,023 --> 00:37:24,457 Hey. 650 00:37:27,095 --> 00:37:28,361 Hey. 651 00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:31,698 Who are you? 652 00:37:31,766 --> 00:37:35,401 This goat is touched in the head. 653 00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:37,070 You speak English? 654 00:37:37,138 --> 00:37:38,972 And French and German. 655 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,106 Is he yours? 656 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,908 It belongs to no one. 657 00:37:41,977 --> 00:37:44,110 Some think it is possessed by spirits. 658 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,778 What's gonna happen to it? 659 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:47,680 It was raised to be slaughtered for food, 660 00:37:47,749 --> 00:37:49,148 but the man who owns it believes 661 00:37:49,217 --> 00:37:50,817 that if he were to eat this goat, 662 00:37:50,885 --> 00:37:53,519 he would also be possessed by those spirits. 663 00:37:53,588 --> 00:37:56,022 So he set it free. 664 00:37:56,091 --> 00:37:57,690 The man is an idiot. 665 00:37:57,759 --> 00:37:58,858 It's a lucky goat. 666 00:37:58,927 --> 00:38:01,094 No. No one here is lucky. 667 00:38:01,162 --> 00:38:04,731 This goat will eventually be killed and eaten by wild boars. 668 00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:13,139 Okay. 669 00:38:30,191 --> 00:38:32,258 Grade-A Afghan hashish. 670 00:38:32,327 --> 00:38:35,428 I ain't going anywhere until we sample this shit. 671 00:38:35,497 --> 00:38:36,607 Well, since you're one of those 672 00:38:36,631 --> 00:38:37,964 "my body is God's temple" types 673 00:38:38,033 --> 00:38:39,699 and mine's a 7-Eleven, I guess that's me? 674 00:38:39,768 --> 00:38:40,833 Mm-hmm. 675 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,769 Yeah. 676 00:38:42,837 --> 00:38:46,506 Who's a good boy? You're a good boy. 677 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,214 Can you please tell me what has happened 678 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,043 to my brother Qasem? 679 00:38:50,111 --> 00:38:53,680 He was injured the other night and taken to your base. 680 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,108 I don't know anything about that. 681 00:38:55,132 --> 00:38:57,499 I only need to know if he's alive. 682 00:38:58,887 --> 00:39:00,019 Look... 683 00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:04,691 I could find out for you. Maybe. 684 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,526 Yes, thank you. 685 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,828 I will now leave you alone with your new boz. 686 00:39:08,897 --> 00:39:10,396 Boz? 687 00:39:10,465 --> 00:39:11,798 Boz. 688 00:39:13,835 --> 00:39:15,001 Boz. 689 00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,138 You're possessed by spirits. 690 00:39:19,207 --> 00:39:20,940 That's so fucking cool. 691 00:39:31,319 --> 00:39:33,686 We good? 692 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,691 I can't feel my legs. 693 00:39:42,764 --> 00:39:45,531 Whoa. 694 00:39:50,038 --> 00:39:52,071 Just the one brick? 695 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,140 We had a deal. 696 00:39:53,174 --> 00:39:54,941 Whoa, whoa, wait, Davis. 697 00:39:55,009 --> 00:39:56,289 I'm sure we can figure this out. 698 00:39:56,344 --> 00:39:57,977 He's got enough antibiotics in there 699 00:39:58,046 --> 00:39:59,946 for every man, woman, and child in this village. 700 00:40:00,014 --> 00:40:01,681 The animals, too. 701 00:40:04,753 --> 00:40:06,619 Yeah, you better put him back. 702 00:40:06,688 --> 00:40:07,920 This is some bullshit. 703 00:40:16,731 --> 00:40:18,898 I gotta be honest. 704 00:40:18,967 --> 00:40:20,400 I'm pretty fucked up right now. 705 00:40:23,272 --> 00:40:24,772 Correction. 706 00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:27,565 The basis of all getting fucked is trust. 707 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,234 Look, let's just take one brick and go. 708 00:40:29,258 --> 00:40:30,868 No. I didn't come all the way here 709 00:40:30,937 --> 00:40:32,103 from the Southside of Chicago 710 00:40:32,171 --> 00:40:33,738 to get ripped off by drug dealers. 711 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,373 I could've done that back in the hood. 712 00:40:35,441 --> 00:40:37,875 Okay, okay, okay. 713 00:40:42,882 --> 00:40:44,782 Everybody cool? 714 00:40:51,558 --> 00:40:52,757 I'm gonna torch this shit. 715 00:40:56,696 --> 00:40:58,162 Now... 716 00:40:58,231 --> 00:41:00,865 amigo, grab the box, and get in the ambulance. 717 00:41:00,934 --> 00:41:02,134 I ain't leaving without you. 718 00:41:02,158 --> 00:41:03,834 Now, you know 719 00:41:03,903 --> 00:41:06,103 that there is plenty more medicine where this came from, 720 00:41:06,127 --> 00:41:07,605 and I know that that box of hashish 721 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:08,817 couldn't have set you back 722 00:41:08,842 --> 00:41:10,699 more than a couple of Afghanis to produce. 723 00:41:10,743 --> 00:41:12,543 So it's time to do the math, Your Honor. 724 00:41:12,612 --> 00:41:15,646 Or Your Excellency or whatever. 725 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:20,651 Yeah. 726 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:23,321 I just realized I'm holding iodine. 727 00:41:23,389 --> 00:41:25,523 It's not flammable. I'm pretty high. 728 00:41:25,592 --> 00:41:27,892 Let's go before they realize it, too. 729 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:39,770 Take this. 730 00:41:48,081 --> 00:41:49,814 Where the hell is Petrocelli? 731 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,362 What part of "stay in the ambulance" 732 00:41:51,386 --> 00:41:52,952 did he not fucking get? 733 00:42:05,665 --> 00:42:07,331 Oh, wow. 734 00:42:10,837 --> 00:42:12,937 You were thirsty, weren't you? 735 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:28,653 Oh. I hope you remember which way we came from. 736 00:42:28,721 --> 00:42:31,489 'Cause I sure don't. 737 00:42:35,061 --> 00:42:36,541 Drop your weapon. Put your hands up. 738 00:42:36,565 --> 00:42:38,429 Identify yourself. 739 00:42:38,498 --> 00:42:42,833 Private Anthony Petrocelli! United States Army! 740 00:42:42,902 --> 00:42:44,635 That's not my goat, I... 741 00:42:44,704 --> 00:42:45,936 You lost? 742 00:42:46,005 --> 00:42:48,439 Uh... I... 743 00:42:48,508 --> 00:42:51,075 Think he was talking to the goat. 744 00:42:51,144 --> 00:42:53,044 What the fuck are you doing here, Roback? 745 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:55,613 There's a great little place here that has the best kebabs. 746 00:42:55,682 --> 00:42:57,242 - You good? - Am I gonna get in trouble? 747 00:42:57,266 --> 00:42:59,150 No. These guys have no authority over us. 748 00:42:59,218 --> 00:43:01,786 You told me the entire area was secure. 749 00:43:01,854 --> 00:43:03,254 Is there a problem? 750 00:43:03,322 --> 00:43:06,257 No problem. Should be moving along shortly. 751 00:43:06,325 --> 00:43:07,425 Glad to hear it. 752 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:12,263 Who the fuck's that guy? Looks really important. 753 00:43:12,331 --> 00:43:14,065 Heard Major Holloway confined you to base, 754 00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:16,734 so you being out here is a clear violation of a direct order. 755 00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:18,323 You're not gonna tell on me, are you? 756 00:43:18,347 --> 00:43:21,305 You men need to stay far away from here. 757 00:43:21,374 --> 00:43:22,940 Why would we do that? 758 00:43:25,011 --> 00:43:28,012 You're so far over your head, Roback, you have no idea. 759 00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:34,285 Sounds like you better get going. 760 00:43:39,192 --> 00:43:41,492 The fuck was that? A fucking dance move? 761 00:43:50,636 --> 00:43:52,303 What was that all about? 762 00:43:52,371 --> 00:43:54,305 Who gives a shit? 763 00:43:54,373 --> 00:43:56,333 Better get back to base before my absence is felt. 764 00:43:56,357 --> 00:43:58,390 Where the hell are we? 765 00:44:01,681 --> 00:44:03,481 Came from that way. 766 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:09,687 So, are you guys ready to tell me what it is we're doing here? 767 00:44:09,756 --> 00:44:11,155 No! 768 00:44:16,229 --> 00:44:18,229 Where's Boz? 769 00:44:21,968 --> 00:44:23,868 Motherfuck! 770 00:44:23,936 --> 00:44:25,369 Who did this? 771 00:44:25,438 --> 00:44:27,505 If it was Taliban, we'd all be dead. 772 00:44:27,573 --> 00:44:28,973 Oh, God. 773 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,708 Now we got no way to get back, 774 00:44:30,777 --> 00:44:32,042 the sun's going down, 775 00:44:32,071 --> 00:44:33,631 and we're not even supposed to be here. 776 00:44:33,655 --> 00:44:35,346 Not to mention the 10 pounds of hashish 777 00:44:35,414 --> 00:44:38,115 we got strapped to our backs. 778 00:44:38,184 --> 00:44:40,785 Hashish? 779 00:44:40,853 --> 00:44:42,653 Let's do this. 780 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:45,556 I signed that ambulance out under my name. 781 00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:47,358 They are gonna make pay for it, aren't they? 782 00:44:47,426 --> 00:44:49,627 Kid, on the slim chance we make it back to base alive, 783 00:44:49,695 --> 00:44:51,128 they're gonna make us all pay. 784 00:44:51,197 --> 00:44:52,429 Come on. 785 00:44:54,353 --> 00:44:59,353 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 54916

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