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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:04,820 We're looking for two suspects, Katie McConnell and Stefan Bridges. 2 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:06,740 I am a wanted fugitive. 3 00:00:06,820 --> 00:00:09,420 The Delaney family aren't what they seems. 4 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:11,740 To Hugo and Katie! 5 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:14,260 Lying to your in-laws? Not a healthy way to start a marriage. 6 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:18,900 I need to protect my family. I'm going to need an iron clad pre-nup. 7 00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:20,900 If I was leading a different life... 8 00:00:22,220 --> 00:00:23,820 I would go for this. 9 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:27,060 We show up to his house, his entire family have been poisoned, 10 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:28,940 and he doesn't suspect you at all? 11 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:31,780 STEFAN: How could that be if he wasn't in on it himself? 12 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:34,340 KATIE: This is my world, not yours. 13 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:38,020 So shut up and do as you're told because you're useless otherwise. 14 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:39,820 Useless? Is that what you really think? 15 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:42,220 Yes. Yes, it is. 16 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:47,020 (dynamic music playing) 17 00:00:57,780 --> 00:01:00,660 Wait, did you actually think Googling their whereabouts would be helpful? 18 00:01:00,740 --> 00:01:02,300 I don’t know, okay. Maybe we will. 19 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:04,660 Maybe like a sighting in the local paper or something. 20 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:06,780 Oh! I’ve got something! 21 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:09,900 No, it just says, "Who is Stefan Bridges, 22 00:01:09,980 --> 00:01:11,500 and what is his net worth and foot size?" 23 00:01:11,580 --> 00:01:14,340 Okay, legally speaking... 24 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:18,260 is it incriminating that he’s on the run from the police? 25 00:01:18,340 --> 00:01:20,500 Oh, no, the police love it when you escape their custody, 26 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,180 then go on the run with a wanted fugitive. 27 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:25,100 -Okay. Right. So this is really bad. -Yeah. 28 00:01:25,180 --> 00:01:26,540 -Yeah. -She’s exaggerating. 29 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,540 No, I’m not. If he’s alive, he’s definitely going to jail. 30 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:30,900 Whoa, okay. No. 31 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:33,460 I think if we can get him to come home, 32 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:34,980 he can explain everything, right? 33 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,980 -But-- -The police are already on it, Suj. 34 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:38,420 -There’s nothing we can do. -Bullshit. 35 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,860 Bullshit! We are his friends. Okay? We know him better than the cops. 36 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:43,100 Come on. I mean, there must be something we can do. 37 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:45,380 You know, I can pull his socials, catfish him on Hinge, 38 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:47,300 -whatever it takes. I don't know-- -He’s on the run, 39 00:01:47,380 --> 00:01:49,220 he’s not going to stop and check his dating... 40 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:51,900 Actually, yeah, he might be come to think of it. 41 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:55,020 Oh, my God. You guys are being so dramatic. 42 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:57,860 Stefan’s probably cold and miserable and Katie’s probably sick of him already. 43 00:01:57,940 --> 00:02:01,340 He’s gonna get this Bonnie and Clyde shit out of his system 44 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:02,900 and be back in no time. 45 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:04,260 He’s totally safe. 46 00:02:04,340 --> 00:02:06,420 (suspenseful music playing) 47 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,580 (panting) 48 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,020 There. That way. 49 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:24,700 (gunshots) 50 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:27,860 -Jesus! Katie. Where are we going? -No idea. 51 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:31,740 Wait! Idea! 52 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:39,860 -Go, go, go! -Come on. 53 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:45,060 Get on. 54 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:47,580 -Untie it! -Okay. 55 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,220 Go! 56 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:52,540 (boat motor running) 57 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:02,620 None of this would be happening, 58 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,780 if you’d listened to me and left Uncle Fred’s when I said. 59 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:06,980 -We did! -When I said it the first time! 60 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:09,100 You know, if you’re not helping, you’re part of the problem. 61 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:11,700 -Okay, then, what can I do? -Not get shot? 62 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:14,100 Jesus. Shit! 63 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,620 STEFAN: Shit. 64 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:17,260 Fuck! 65 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,540 (gunshots) 66 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:21,820 Oh, my God. We are gonna die here. 67 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,580 (gunshots) 68 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:27,780 -Fuck! -Katie, we have got a problem. 69 00:03:27,860 --> 00:03:29,100 The engine's been hit. 70 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:30,660 That's not good. That's not good. 71 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,500 (tires screeching) 72 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,020 If we can make it to the other side, we can lose them. 73 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,740 If? Okay, great! 74 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:46,220 KATIE: You know, I’m just responding to events as they goddamn unfold. 75 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:47,980 STEFAN: You can’t make these decisions on your own! 76 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:49,500 We need to work as a team. 77 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,900 I don't like you right now! 78 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:58,300 ("I've Got You Under My Skin" playing) 79 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,980 (indistinct chattering) 80 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:10,660 I don’t understand why she would say she loves Hugo and then kiss me. 81 00:04:10,740 --> 00:04:12,020 None of us understand it either. 82 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,380 Like, why would you have a burger when you could have steak at home? 83 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:15,300 Don't call me a burger. 84 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,380 Not every kiss has to mean something, Stefan. 85 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:19,900 I’m not necessarily saying I want her to be my girlfriend. 86 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:21,460 No, you just swapped your shifts 87 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:23,620 and RSVP-ed last minute as soon you heard 88 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:25,540 Katie was coming because you fancied a chat. 89 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,420 Actually, I don't think I did RSVP. 90 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:32,740 So Zach and Conor have no idea that you’re coming to their wedding? 91 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:34,980 Great. 92 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:38,260 SUJI: I get it. Stef's just looking for some closure. 93 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:40,180 Exactly! I just want to know what’s going on. 94 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:42,940 We have this amazing chemistry together and then I see her with Hugo 95 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:45,180 and it's like she’s different person, she's not herself. 96 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:46,820 Stefan, you’ve met her twice. 97 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:50,820 Yes, but I have a 100 percent record of making out with her those two times. 98 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:53,860 Okay, yeah. You are right. 99 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:55,500 I mean, there must be something going on. 100 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:57,900 She can’t really be in love with Hugo if she’s making out with Stefan 101 00:04:57,980 --> 00:04:59,740 -on the night of her engagement party. -Thank you! 102 00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:01,300 -Alright? -Or... 103 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:03,700 she might recognize that love is a limitless resource 104 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:06,540 and you can be in love with more than one person at one time. 105 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,660 (indistinct chattering) 106 00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:12,420 STEFAN: I just need to know which Katie is real, 107 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,060 the one she is with Hugo or the one she is with me. 108 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:15,980 Okay. Promise me, this is the last wedding we go to 109 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:18,460 where you’ll be moping over some girl, we’re supposed to be having fun. 110 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:20,060 How’s planning going? 111 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:22,580 I know everyone talks about the strain it puts on relationships 112 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:26,540 but Leila and I have been having more s-e-x than when we first met even. 113 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:28,420 (Anil and Suji groan) 114 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,420 STEFAN: There she is. 115 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:32,700 Please try not to make a dick of yourself. 116 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:35,340 Same goes to you, pal. This is your ex’s wedding. Okay? 117 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:37,420 Zach is a very nice person, 118 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,340 but I don’t think that two months of mediocre head 119 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:42,740 and increasingly strained conversation qualifies him as an ex. 120 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:43,820 -Thank you. -Thank you. 121 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:45,380 But still, though. It could have been you. 122 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:47,060 (piano music playing) 123 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:49,460 -Hey... -Hey, stranger. 124 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:53,860 -How are you? -Hey. 125 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,980 Twenty quid he proposes to her by sundown. 126 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:58,460 Mm. 127 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:01,420 (Katie laughs) 128 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:02,340 (glasses clink) 129 00:06:02,420 --> 00:06:03,260 Hi. 130 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:06,820 (suspenseful music playing) 131 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:12,100 (indistinct chattering) 132 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:14,180 -Interesting. -What? 133 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:16,300 Their body language suggests they’re not often out together. 134 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:18,220 Hugo doesn’t know where to put his hands. Look. 135 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:21,100 He keeps glancing at her for reassurance, right? 136 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:22,300 Why don't they go out together? 137 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:24,380 -Maybe because they’re not in love? -Maybe. 138 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:25,620 Look, look... 139 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:29,420 Katie’s closing her body off. Oh! She looks uncomfortable. 140 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,580 -How do you know all this? -YouTube. 141 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:35,060 Shit. Isopraxis. 142 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,500 -Iso-what-now? -They’re mirroring each other. 143 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,380 What does that mean? 144 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:39,620 (Katie laughs) 145 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:42,140 That laugh seemed genuine. 146 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:45,860 Yeah, but she’s laughing at him, right, not with him? Because of his... Right? 147 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,820 No. I'm sorry, mate. 148 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:50,100 -Okay, yeah. -That was... 149 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:51,420 I'm gonna take a closer look. Thank you, though. 150 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:55,220 Hey. Have you seen Anil? 151 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:57,940 -I might need to have sex with him. -Why would you tell me that? 152 00:06:58,020 --> 00:07:00,060 I worked out it’s the only way to distract him 153 00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:01,420 from wedding-planning stuff. 154 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:04,140 Every time he tries to show me floral arrangements, wham! 155 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:07,580 I sit on his face. Metaphorically. Sometimes literally. 156 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,300 -So you'll call, right? -Oh, yeah. 157 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:10,580 Oh, fuck. 158 00:07:11,820 --> 00:07:12,860 I’ve got to go. 159 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:16,900 -Sorry. -Oh, my God. 160 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,140 -That flash’s quite strong. -I'm fine. 161 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:20,660 -Jackson. -Hey... 162 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,500 How you doing? 163 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:25,140 Why? 164 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:29,500 Just because, you know, it's weird that this could have all been with you. 165 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:33,620 -I see you’ve met Stefan. -Sort of. 166 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:37,060 And this is our friend Suji. Suji, meet Jess. 167 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:38,060 -Hi. -Hi. 168 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:39,380 -Can I... -Come here. 169 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,220 Do you know the guy she’s talking to? 170 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:45,260 Zach’s Dad. He is a piece of work. 171 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,100 Zach wasn’t out to him when we were together. 172 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:48,980 Sounds like he blew up when Zach told him about Conor. 173 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:50,620 Didn’t think he’d come. 174 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:53,380 -Why’s he talking to Katie? -Oh, that's because, this is a... 175 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:54,700 this is a wedding... 176 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:57,620 And sometimes people at weddings, they talk to each other 177 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,300 rather than just stare at them. 178 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:02,860 And she probably knows him because he’s the Delaney family lawyer. 179 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,540 That’s why all the Delaneys are here. 180 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:07,140 Fine. Let's go watch your ex get married. 181 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,020 -Okay. 182 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:08,900 SUJI: Okay. 183 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:13,380 (tense music playing) 184 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,620 (boat motor rumbling) 185 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:22,100 Now what? 186 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:23,980 Well, we keep moving. 187 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:27,220 We have a head start but it won’t last forever. 188 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,500 We need to catch a ride. 189 00:08:28,580 --> 00:08:29,780 I’m sure that’ll be easy to find. 190 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:32,100 Of course, I can take you. 191 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:35,380 I’ve just ordered a fish supper, so I might have an eat and a shite, 192 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:36,900 and then we can hit the road. 193 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:37,980 I’ll come find you. 194 00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:42,260 STEFAN: Well, we are safe for a bit. Let's eat before we collapse. 195 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:51,140 (Katie playfully exclaims) 196 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:52,620 KATIE: Yo! 197 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,700 (giggles playfully) 198 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:54,940 (speaks gibberish) 199 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:57,580 Ah! 200 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:03,300 KATIE: Still mad about earlier? 201 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:05,340 Do you blame me? 202 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:07,700 (scoffs) 203 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:11,740 I’m risking my career, my friendships, 204 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:15,700 my actual life for you and you think I’m a waste of space. 205 00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:19,580 -I never said that. -What do you think "useless" means? 206 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,620 (sighs) 207 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,100 I just... 208 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:26,500 I don’t need to hear what you think all the time! 209 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:29,260 Okay... 210 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:32,580 I’m usually on my own. 211 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,540 It's hard for me to trust people. 212 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:40,140 I got soft on Uncle Fred. Look what happened. 213 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:43,420 You need to trust me 214 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,860 or I can’t be in this. 215 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:48,500 I’m not just your cargo. 216 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:51,260 We are in this together now. 217 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,780 And you know what my job is. 218 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,700 It’s not like I’m not useful in stressful situations. 219 00:09:55,780 --> 00:10:01,100 Okay. This isn’t, like, giving a Band-Aid to a kid for his ouchie boo-boo. 220 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:03,180 This is, like, serious shit. 221 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:05,460 -This is real shit now. -What do you think I do? 222 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:08,940 (laughs scornfully) 223 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:13,580 -Okay. -Oh, don’t do that. 224 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:15,020 Don't be so dramatic. 225 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:19,060 You know, all those times you try to warn me off you and I wouldn’t listen? 226 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,180 You were right. 227 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:22,660 You do work best on your own. 228 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:25,580 That’s because you’re fucking awful to be around. 229 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,020 (tense music playing) 230 00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:49,620 That’s probably not what he thought he was getting 231 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,060 when he asked for a milk and two. 232 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,780 -'Cause of the two bullet-- -Yeah, I got it. 233 00:10:58,220 --> 00:10:59,700 This is deranged. 234 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:03,900 I mean, why would she kill the last remaining Delaney? 235 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,060 Because, like I said... 236 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:07,620 she’s psychotic. 237 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:10,980 It’s so brazen. 238 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:13,460 And the bullet wounds? 239 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:17,550 It doesn’t fit her profile. 240 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:20,150 Well, let’s focus on finding her. 241 00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:21,910 You can question her about her motives then. 242 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,870 I can’t help but feel a wee bit responsible for this. 243 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:29,350 Terry, you’re entirely fucking responsible for this. 244 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:32,990 -I think I may have found a lead, though. -Alright. 245 00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:35,550 -A lead, is it, Terry? -Go on then. 246 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:41,230 There’s a buoy moored there, where a fishing boat would be. 247 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:42,390 But no boat. 248 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,870 There’s another jetty on the other side of the lake, 249 00:11:46,510 --> 00:11:48,390 -motorway’s not far from that. -Is that right? 250 00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:50,830 Nice one, Terry. 251 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,470 ("I've Got You Under My Skin" playing) 252 00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:54,670 That's the fuckin' standard, Terry. 253 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,150 (birds squawking) 254 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,990 We’re gathered here today to witness the joyous union 255 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:12,590 of Zachary Sharpe and Conor Briggstock. 256 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,990 Why would she be trying to talk to that lawyer? 257 00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:16,430 She's probably just making small talk. 258 00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:18,110 STEFAN: He doesn’t even look like a lawyer. 259 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,350 He looks like he’s going to try and kill Liam Neeson. 260 00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:22,390 -Shh! Shut the fuck up. -Both the grooms felt it was important 261 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:24,950 to pay homage to the people who cannot be with us today. 262 00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:27,750 Zach was very close with his mother and I’m sure 263 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,030 -she would have loved to be here. -No, she wouldn't. 264 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:33,630 What was that? 265 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:35,830 -Don't-- -No, I want to know. 266 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,590 Oh, my God. 267 00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:40,630 I don’t know if your mother would have loved to be here. 268 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:42,790 Don’t bring her into it. 269 00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:44,670 Why did you even come if you were going to make a scene? 270 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,990 -I didn’t wanna come here. -Then, go. 271 00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:49,030 Go on. 272 00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:51,990 Get up... and leave. 273 00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:07,150 Are you okay? 274 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:10,390 Kiss! 275 00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:11,870 (crowd laughs) 276 00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:14,350 (crowd cheering) 277 00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:18,230 I'm gonna use the room. 278 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:23,590 And if there are any more homophobes here, you can just leave now. 279 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,150 Otherwise we can get on the rest of the service. 280 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:28,990 Sit back down. What are you doing? 281 00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:33,470 Well, I hope that puts your nonsense into perspective, Stefan. 282 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,630 I think whatever’s going on between Katie and Hugo 283 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:36,910 has something to do with that lawyer guy. 284 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,870 -Oh, my God. -Hey, Suji’s on my side. 285 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:41,150 -No. -Maybe I should talk to Hugo. 286 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:43,190 -Do some digging. -Oh, okay. 287 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,270 You know what could stop you obsessing over Katie? 288 00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:49,070 Jess! She’s amazing, you should ask her out. 289 00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:51,310 I really don’t think Stefan is Jess’s type. 290 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:52,710 We'll have another one later, yeah? 291 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,390 Hey, Hugo... 292 00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:56,710 -Hi. -Stefan. 293 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:57,830 Huh. 294 00:13:57,910 --> 00:14:00,070 Mushy, I was just talking to that couple over there 295 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:01,710 about the Shih Tzu With A Pearl Earring piece, 296 00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:03,190 they seemed really interested. 297 00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:05,990 -Really? Nice. -Really. 298 00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:07,750 I’ll go and seal the deal, then. 299 00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,270 -Excuse me. -Go get him. 300 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,270 Oh... 301 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:14,430 -What are you doing? -I was just 302 00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:15,630 -talking to him. -Stop it. 303 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:18,230 -And stop following me. -I'm not. 304 00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:19,510 (scoffs) 305 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:21,630 I’m just trying to figure out what’s going on with you two. 306 00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:22,510 Hmm. 307 00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:24,070 You’re different when you’re around him. 308 00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:26,710 People are different around different people. 309 00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:27,830 Not like this. 310 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,510 I don’t think you in love with him. 311 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:33,550 (indistinct chattering) 312 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:34,870 (Katie sighs) 313 00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:38,030 (sighs) 314 00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:43,070 You know, I’m really sorry if I confused you last time, 315 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:45,350 but I am serious about Hugo. 316 00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:47,590 We belong together. 317 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:49,870 You need to let this go. 318 00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:52,150 Enjoy the party. 319 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:55,590 ("You Always Hurt The One You Love" by The Mills Brothers playing) 320 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:02,350 -I don't know about that. -What is that? 321 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:04,950 What is that? Try that. 322 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,430 -No, no. This hotel’s really strange. -Try it for me. 323 00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:08,110 I cannot remember the last time I stayed somewhere 324 00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:09,790 that didn’t have an infinity pool. 325 00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:13,430 They might as well have served us sandwiches from a petrol station. 326 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,510 I don't know. The dessert’s been quite nice. 327 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:18,950 How’s that pre-nup coming along? 328 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:21,710 (chuckles) 329 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,470 I’ve come to genuinely like you, Catherine, 330 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:28,470 but I will have no hesitation in calling everything off 331 00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:30,830 if I don’t get your signature on that thing. 332 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:37,070 -You are okay? -Mm-hm. 333 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,190 These place settings are beautiful. 334 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:44,870 Okay. Come on. 335 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,390 What? Again? 336 00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:48,790 I’m going to get a UTI at this rate, you have to help me. 337 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:51,430 I’m glad to know my reputation precedes me. 338 00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:53,550 Yeah, Zach said you were amazing. 339 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:55,390 He was correct. 340 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:56,790 (laughs) 341 00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:58,870 It sounds like if you’d played your cards better, 342 00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:00,390 all of this could have been with you. 343 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:04,750 Hey, gatecrasher. Yeah. 344 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:08,830 Luckily for you, Great Aunt Margaret couldn’t finish her potato salad. 345 00:16:08,950 --> 00:16:09,990 Thank you. 346 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:11,230 Yep. 347 00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:16,270 It doesn’t make any sense. 348 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,870 SUJI: It doesn't matter, okay? 349 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,870 Whatever she’s got going on, don't get mixed up in it. 350 00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:22,830 Trust. 351 00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,910 Now you were so busy tailing Katie today, 352 00:16:24,990 --> 00:16:27,630 you missed out on a chance with the most amazing girl here! 353 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:33,430 -You are right. -Yeah. 354 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:36,790 -I should apologize to Katie. -That's not why. 355 00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:38,590 (Stefan sighs) 356 00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:41,830 Hugo and Katie don't seem to have chemistry, but... 357 00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:44,910 I'm sure she’s got her reasons for being with him. 358 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:46,990 I shouldn’t have come here and try to wreck that. 359 00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:50,070 (cutlery clatters) 360 00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:52,670 Speaking of chemistry, 361 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:56,270 I think maybe you might wanna have your picture taken? 362 00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:58,190 What? 363 00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:04,190 (laughs) 364 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,510 -It comes and goes, you know? -Yeah. 365 00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,390 Thank you very much, indeed. 366 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,870 Can we get the '75? 367 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,430 Yeah. Could... No, the '75. 368 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:24,030 (suspenseful music playing) 369 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,310 (exhales) 370 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,870 (birds chirping) 371 00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:44,030 (tense music playing) 372 00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:56,710 Shit. 373 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:00,430 Fuck. 374 00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:16,270 Oh, God. 375 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,590 Oh, my God. 376 00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:26,950 (Katie grunts) 377 00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:30,750 (Katie grunts) 378 00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:32,510 (clattering) 379 00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:33,910 (grunts) 380 00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,950 (grunts) 381 00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:39,510 (groans) 382 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,990 (grunting) 383 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,910 You fucker. 384 00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:52,430 No. 385 00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:54,790 No! 386 00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:56,030 No! 387 00:18:57,510 --> 00:19:02,350 What the fuck, man? Come on! You motherfuckers! 388 00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:04,390 Help! 389 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:09,550 Let me out, you motherfuckers! Help! I’m being kidnapped! 390 00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:12,910 I’m so gonna fucking kill you! 391 00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:13,990 STEFAN: Yeah. Please don’t. 392 00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:17,190 -Stefan? -Hi. 393 00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:18,470 What the fuck? 394 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,270 They left the keys in the ignition. 395 00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:23,470 Well, go. Go, go, go. They're gonna catch us. 396 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:26,030 Yeah, I'm not sure about that. 397 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,510 They left all their keys. 398 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:30,910 (guffaws) 399 00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:32,590 (laughs) 400 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:34,950 -So hot. -Sorry, what? 401 00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:38,230 You came back for me. 402 00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:41,150 You are so getting laid tonight. 403 00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:42,990 (both snickering) 404 00:19:43,070 --> 00:19:44,150 You are so confusing. 405 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,790 (tense music playing) 406 00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:03,070 (panting) 407 00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:09,310 VICTOR: Where are we going? 408 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,670 The door is to the right. 409 00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:12,670 (Katie grunts) 410 00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:30,830 Katie? 411 00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:34,390 -Get out! -What are you doing? 412 00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:36,070 -What are you doing? -What are you doing? 413 00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:37,550 -I'm trying to get into this laptop. -What for? 414 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:39,550 -None of your biz. -None of my biz? 415 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:41,350 Look, I don't have a lot of time so just trust me. 416 00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:44,190 Trust you? You are sitting on top of an unconscious man right now. 417 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,590 Look, I know what this looks like. 418 00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:49,910 But I am one of the good guys. 419 00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:51,350 I swear. 420 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:55,510 Okay. Get the laptop off his face. Jesus. 421 00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:57,150 What did you give him? 422 00:20:57,870 --> 00:21:01,110 He’s fine. We gotta to do this quickly before someone tries to find him. 423 00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:02,870 I'm sorry, we? 424 00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:05,230 (piano music playing) 425 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,870 (indistinct chattering) 426 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:13,230 So the guy I was trying to set you up with said 427 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:14,710 you nearly socked him in the face 428 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:17,310 when he made a joke about us getting married, was that... 429 00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:21,190 Uh... Yeah. Shit. Yeah. 430 00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:25,550 I think I was getting sick of people comparing me to your fiancé all day. 431 00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:26,550 Ah. 432 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,070 He’s way better for you than I ever was. 433 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:32,270 I’d never have had the balls to stand up to your Dad like that. 434 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:35,790 Are you alright? 435 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:38,990 I don't know. 436 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,990 I thought Dad could suck it up for one day at least. 437 00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:45,910 You know, we almost weren’t going to invite him. 438 00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:49,350 But I just really wanted him to be here. 439 00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:55,030 You should tell him that. 440 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,430 Seriously. 441 00:21:58,070 --> 00:21:59,470 You risked him making a scene at your wedding 442 00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:00,590 because you love him that much. 443 00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:01,630 Yeah. 444 00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:03,790 Thanks, mate. 445 00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:07,590 I’m gonna go find him. 446 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:13,510 (indistinct chattering) 447 00:22:15,070 --> 00:22:17,350 (tense music playing) 448 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:21,150 Would you please hold his eyelids open? 449 00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:24,670 He’s got one of these Face Lock thingies. I think, that’s why it’s not working. 450 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,710 No, I'm not doing. I am not holding his eyes open. No. 451 00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:28,790 Fuck that. So pathetic. 452 00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:31,350 Be careful with him, please. Oh, my God. 453 00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,750 Okay. Be quite. 454 00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:38,830 -Katie... -Come on, big boy. 455 00:22:38,910 --> 00:22:40,350 what does a lawyer need a gun for? 456 00:22:41,510 --> 00:22:42,630 Yes. I'm in. 457 00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:43,750 (knocks on door) 458 00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:45,430 Dad? 459 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:55,590 Dad? Can we talk? 460 00:22:58,190 --> 00:22:59,270 (groans) 461 00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:00,230 Dad? 462 00:23:00,990 --> 00:23:01,950 Dad, are you alright? 463 00:23:02,030 --> 00:23:02,950 Zach... 464 00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:05,190 I... 465 00:23:05,670 --> 00:23:06,550 (exhales) 466 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:09,550 I must have had a nap. I... 467 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:10,830 VICTOR: I'm glad you are here. 468 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,310 Where is my laptop? 469 00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:16,070 Oh, God. They can come here at any second. 470 00:23:16,150 --> 00:23:17,270 I need to show you something. 471 00:23:18,550 --> 00:23:19,550 It's on the table. 472 00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:22,350 It's not, Dad. 473 00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:25,670 Where is it? 474 00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:29,030 Someone’s taken it. 475 00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:30,590 Okay. They are coming. 476 00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:32,990 No, something is not right. 477 00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:34,550 Dad, please just stop. 478 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,110 I wrote you a speech. 479 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,710 I... 480 00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:41,310 For today. I got stuck halfway through but it’s written on my laptop. 481 00:23:41,390 --> 00:23:43,550 -VICTOR: I wanted to show it to you. -ZACH: You wrote a speech? 482 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,630 Okay. Done. 483 00:23:45,070 --> 00:23:47,790 What, to go into more detail about how Mom would have hated my wedding? 484 00:23:47,870 --> 00:23:49,350 Of course she would have loved it. 485 00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:51,270 Okay. 486 00:23:51,590 --> 00:23:52,510 Wait, what do we do now? 487 00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:54,910 -Fuck it. -No, no. 488 00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:57,070 Katie. 489 00:23:57,190 --> 00:23:58,830 (music intensifies) 490 00:23:58,910 --> 00:24:00,150 Katie, no. 491 00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:01,670 (dynamic music playing) 492 00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:03,510 Wait. 493 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:08,670 I'm an old man... who has lost his wife. 494 00:24:09,150 --> 00:24:10,510 Now I feel like I'm losing my son. 495 00:24:15,630 --> 00:24:18,950 Oh, yes! What a fantastic idea! I will check my room. 496 00:24:19,030 --> 00:24:22,110 Oh, wait a minute, I’ve just done that, and it's not bloody in there. 497 00:24:22,510 --> 00:24:25,950 Well, it didn’t grow arms and legs and sail off to France, Bruce. 498 00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:27,230 It's a vape pen. 499 00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:28,790 -Well, it sounds like an excuse. -Okay. 500 00:24:28,870 --> 00:24:29,830 Shimmy. 501 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:31,910 -Shimmy? -Shimmy. 502 00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:37,430 Oh, there it is! 503 00:24:58,390 --> 00:24:59,190 (shower running) 504 00:25:02,950 --> 00:25:04,910 (both laugh) 505 00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:10,310 THE BRUISER: I haven't seen Katie and Hugo. 506 00:25:11,070 --> 00:25:13,230 It’s like babysitting a toddler or something. 507 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,310 A really minted toddler. 508 00:25:27,470 --> 00:25:29,790 (breathing heavily) 509 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:33,950 (dynamic music playing) 510 00:25:45,630 --> 00:25:46,430 (sighs) 511 00:25:48,670 --> 00:25:50,550 The waiter said he hadn’t seen anything. 512 00:25:50,870 --> 00:25:52,350 Seemed shit-scared to me. 513 00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:55,830 And there’s no CCTV. So, what the fuck happened here? 514 00:25:55,910 --> 00:25:56,990 Shit. 515 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,270 Dutch courage? 516 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:08,270 Yeah, well, I thought it’d be easier to explain it to the Superintendent 517 00:26:08,350 --> 00:26:09,430 if I was a bit pissed. 518 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,030 Hey, you are one of his best. 519 00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:14,030 Hey, you will be okay. 520 00:26:15,710 --> 00:26:17,150 Yeah. Well, it won't be. 521 00:26:19,390 --> 00:26:20,550 The bad guys got away. 522 00:26:26,630 --> 00:26:29,750 (upbeat music playing) 523 00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:35,270 What? 524 00:26:36,070 --> 00:26:38,430 This is Sunbeam FM, okay? It's nothing but bangers. 525 00:26:41,910 --> 00:26:43,030 Hey, that was... 526 00:26:44,830 --> 00:26:46,110 That was really good back there. 527 00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:48,310 You and me. 528 00:26:49,030 --> 00:26:51,030 -Us. -Yeah. 529 00:26:51,670 --> 00:26:52,710 It was. 530 00:26:54,310 --> 00:26:55,150 (Katie clears throat) 531 00:27:00,030 --> 00:27:01,830 But they will find us, eventually. 532 00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:05,950 So unless there’s something in this van 533 00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:07,870 that can tell us who these assholes are 534 00:27:08,350 --> 00:27:09,950 or why they’re after us, 535 00:27:10,710 --> 00:27:11,550 we're dead. 536 00:27:20,830 --> 00:27:23,550 Well, I can’t tell you who they are. 537 00:27:26,190 --> 00:27:27,270 But I can tell you where they work. 538 00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:30,870 Destination, work, Kane street Alaska. 539 00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,150 Oh, look at you. 540 00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:40,350 -I'm very impressed. -Thank you. 541 00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:45,550 Hey, I should have listened to you about Fred. 542 00:27:47,830 --> 00:27:49,950 I’m just so used to doing everything on my own. 543 00:27:53,710 --> 00:27:56,070 But it’s been really nice having you on my team. 544 00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:00,150 And this is... 545 00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:04,510 the closest I will ever get 546 00:28:04,590 --> 00:28:07,430 to admitting I was wrong, so I hope... 547 00:28:07,550 --> 00:28:09,750 ♪ You fucking cherish this moment ♪ 548 00:28:09,830 --> 00:28:11,230 I will. I really will. 549 00:28:12,670 --> 00:28:15,230 Hey, sorry. Is there just something here? 550 00:28:15,310 --> 00:28:17,350 Just around this area... 551 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:19,550 Oh, yeah. I... 552 00:28:19,630 --> 00:28:22,750 I see it. I don't think it's something you should be worried about. 553 00:28:26,030 --> 00:28:27,430 Okey dokey! 554 00:28:27,830 --> 00:28:30,270 I was right! I knew you didn't really love Hugo. 555 00:28:30,350 --> 00:28:32,390 Is he... Is he part of your cover? 556 00:28:33,110 --> 00:28:34,670 Are you, like, MI5? 557 00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:36,270 CIA? 558 00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:39,190 UNSA? 559 00:28:39,270 --> 00:28:40,070 (sucks teeth) 560 00:28:40,830 --> 00:28:42,870 I can’t tell you anything about what I’m doing. 561 00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:44,230 Or you’ll have to kill me? 562 00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:46,950 Will you? No... 563 00:28:47,030 --> 00:28:49,750 Okay. Come on. You can tell me. I could help. 564 00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:52,190 -I kind of did today. -No, you didn't. 565 00:28:52,590 --> 00:28:53,870 You almost ruined everything. 566 00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:57,550 I can’t have a partner in this. It’s too dangerous. 567 00:28:57,630 --> 00:28:59,550 -Yeah. But you know, I thought... -And I'm getting married. 568 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:02,390 I can't do this anymore. 569 00:29:08,510 --> 00:29:09,510 But, you know what I can do... 570 00:29:10,310 --> 00:29:11,190 is a friendship. 571 00:29:13,590 --> 00:29:14,390 What do you say? 572 00:29:15,950 --> 00:29:16,750 Friends? 573 00:29:23,150 --> 00:29:24,310 Okay, pal. 574 00:29:25,990 --> 00:29:26,910 Good. 575 00:29:31,350 --> 00:29:32,670 (door opens) 576 00:29:33,470 --> 00:29:36,110 VICTOR: And I hope you all join me in raising your glasses 577 00:29:36,190 --> 00:29:37,110 to the happy couple. 578 00:29:37,190 --> 00:29:39,190 (cheering) 579 00:29:41,390 --> 00:29:44,830 ("You Do Something to Me" playing) 580 00:29:48,670 --> 00:29:51,030 -Hi. Yeah. -Hey. You alright? 581 00:29:51,630 --> 00:29:54,670 Listen, I heard Dad talking to you about the pre-nup. 582 00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:57,190 -I can talk to him if you want to, I-- -Listen... 583 00:29:57,870 --> 00:30:00,830 -I know he’s just trying to protect you. -Okay. 584 00:30:00,910 --> 00:30:03,710 I will sign it. First thing in the morning. 585 00:30:04,390 --> 00:30:05,750 -Alright? -Alright. 586 00:30:05,830 --> 00:30:06,710 Alright. 587 00:30:11,030 --> 00:30:14,630 See? They threw confetti but rice is way more traditional, 588 00:30:14,710 --> 00:30:16,230 and biodegradable. 589 00:30:17,390 --> 00:30:19,150 But then, if we go for rice, 590 00:30:20,430 --> 00:30:21,950 pigeons could eat it and explode. 591 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,630 And maybe you’ll get bird blood on your dress! 592 00:30:24,710 --> 00:30:26,230 And red does not go with our color scheme-- 593 00:30:26,310 --> 00:30:28,510 Anil, I can’t have sex again. 594 00:30:29,230 --> 00:30:30,870 You need to plan this wedding on your own. 595 00:30:31,470 --> 00:30:34,710 -What? -I just think it's the best thing for us. 596 00:30:34,790 --> 00:30:39,030 Because I don’t really mind about any of that stuff and you clearly do. 597 00:30:39,110 --> 00:30:40,030 So just... 598 00:30:40,830 --> 00:30:43,950 Go crazy. I just cannot hear about it. Okay? 599 00:30:44,990 --> 00:30:46,030 Yeah. 600 00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:49,310 You really want to spend the rest of your life bickering about everything? 601 00:30:50,630 --> 00:30:53,470 All this commitment stuff is a trap. 602 00:30:55,630 --> 00:30:57,550 You’re always so desperate to be with someone, 603 00:30:57,630 --> 00:31:00,070 you never really take the time to get to know yourself. 604 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,350 I know myself. 605 00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:03,390 I’m just honest about not wanting to be alone. 606 00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:08,070 I just... 607 00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:12,190 I don’t want to be the random drunk guy in the corner of every wedding 608 00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:13,310 10 years from now. 609 00:31:24,430 --> 00:31:26,790 (singing "You Do Something to Me") 610 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:41,030 (indistinct chattering) 611 00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:52,390 So I guess this place must be a front. 612 00:31:54,030 --> 00:31:56,470 It's a weird place to be a front, a nightclub. 613 00:31:57,390 --> 00:31:58,950 Like, distracting. 614 00:32:01,630 --> 00:32:03,150 What are we supposed to be looking for? 615 00:32:04,310 --> 00:32:05,590 God. This is so stupid. 616 00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:07,950 If somebody spots us... 617 00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:12,590 I feel weirdly calm. Like... 618 00:32:13,910 --> 00:32:15,070 if we can get through today, 619 00:32:15,790 --> 00:32:16,910 we can get through anything. 620 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,390 We’re kind of amazing together. 621 00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:23,630 (pop song playing) 622 00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:29,590 RADIO DJ: Next up "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen 623 00:32:29,670 --> 00:32:33,110 dedicated to someone I hear is a big fan of the show... Stefan! 624 00:32:33,510 --> 00:32:36,190 Whose friend Leila says, "Hey, buddy, we know you’re on the run 625 00:32:36,270 --> 00:32:38,710 but please get in touch and let us know that you’re okay." 626 00:32:39,070 --> 00:32:39,910 (laughs) 627 00:32:39,990 --> 00:32:42,430 Glad to hear you tune in to Sunbeam Radio 628 00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:43,950 when you’re out for a jog, Stefan. 629 00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:46,870 Here’s to all my long distance runners out there! 630 00:32:46,990 --> 00:32:50,190 ("Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen playing) 631 00:33:01,990 --> 00:33:04,910 LEILA: Hello? Stefan? 632 00:33:05,390 --> 00:33:07,110 Stefan, is that you? 633 00:33:07,190 --> 00:33:09,430 Oh, my God. Where are you? We are desperate. 634 00:33:09,870 --> 00:33:10,750 (music stops) 635 00:33:12,030 --> 00:33:16,670 Yeah. We will, sir. 636 00:33:19,310 --> 00:33:20,390 Alright, sir. 637 00:33:22,430 --> 00:33:23,510 Yeah. Got it. 638 00:33:24,990 --> 00:33:26,110 How’d he take it? 639 00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:31,470 Yeah. He’s not happy with our handling of the case. 640 00:33:31,990 --> 00:33:34,790 That’s paraphrasing with about 11 fewer c-words. 641 00:33:34,870 --> 00:33:37,710 -Right. -I say we get to bed, 642 00:33:37,790 --> 00:33:39,310 -attack it fresh in the morning. -Sounds good. 643 00:33:41,510 --> 00:33:42,870 Can I get two rooms please? 644 00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:45,230 Sorry, he means one. 645 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,190 -One room? -Yeah. 646 00:33:52,510 --> 00:33:56,150 ("I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire" by The Ink Spots playing) 647 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:09,270 -Who are you? -I could ask you the same question. 648 00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:12,950 Aren’t you going to introduce us? 649 00:34:15,710 --> 00:34:17,110 Alright then. 650 00:34:18,270 --> 00:34:19,390 My name is Conrad. 651 00:34:21,510 --> 00:34:22,910 And I’m her husband. 47290

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