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MAN 1: We are gathered here today
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to witness the marriage
of Hugo Delaney and Katie McConnell.
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I object!
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(indistinct chatters)
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Katie, please don't do this.
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STEFAN: I love you.
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I know I don't understand
everything about you,
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or why you do some of the things
that you do.
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But I want to understand.
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I want to know every secret you have.
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Learn every thought that you have. I...
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I want to spend the rest of my life
next to you,
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taking what the world throws at us,
together.
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(melancholy music playing)
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And I can’t let you
throw your life away like this.
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Katie...
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Come away with me.
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Stefan?
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(melancholy music playing)
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You fucking asshole.
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What are you doing?
You stupid, stupid boy.
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(Katie scoffs)
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Go on, look around you.
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It’s my wedding day.
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What did you think?
That I would just run off with you?
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You know I've tried,
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but I don’t know how to get this
through your thick head!
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Let me try again.
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I don't want you
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in my life!
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-(footsteps approaching)
-(man 2 grunts)
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(theme music playing)
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STEFAN: I just don't understand. I just...
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(amusing music playing)
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I thought it was real.
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(music continues to play)
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I thought she really loved me.
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Yeah, I know. I’m sorry.
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But it could be worse.
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How? How could it be worse?
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-(thuds)
-(indistinct chatters)
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-Stefan. Hi.
-STEFAN: Hi.
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Tell us about your weekend.
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Do I plead The Fifth? There's...
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No. That’s not a thing here,
just answer their questions.
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You were at the wedding of Katie McConnell
and Hugo Delaney, correct?
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Make quite the impressions, don't you?
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I imagine that wasn’t
how you thought it’d go in your head?
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-No.
-Or maybe it was.
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Maybe that’s exactly
what was meant to happen.
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(tense music playing)
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Maybe you’re part of it all.
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Part of what?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Let me see.
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Theft.
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Assault with a deadly weapon.
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Mass poisoning.
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What? Sorry, what are you talking about?
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An assault?
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A poisoning? Okay. I would never...
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Wait, what are you talking about?
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-What are you talking about?
-All right. Let's calm down.
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Look, Stefan, Katie McConnell
hasn’t been seen since last night.
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Her wedding night.
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-METTS: Do you know where she is?
-She’s missing?
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Is she all right?
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Let’s go back to the beginning.
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How long have you known Katie McConnell?
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It was the start of the summer.
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At another wedding.
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Oh, another bloody wedding, was it?
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Yeah, Well, we've had loads this summer.
It’s the wedding season.
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Oh, wedding season, is it, Mr. Popular?
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Well, I’ve been to three weddings
in my life,
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and two of them were my own.
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All right. This was Saturday,
May 9th, Stefan?
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It's the wedding of Rory Campbell
and Yuna Seok.
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Three months before Katie’s wedding,
you were both there.
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Yeah, we're friends.
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Who else were you there with?
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I don’t know. Lots of people.
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STEFAN: Best friends,
my girlfriend, Vanessa.
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(upbeat music playing)
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STEFAN: The gang.
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-Yes, thank you.
-Go ahead...
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You have to line the stomach.
We’re not eating until like 6:30.
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Also I’m hungover af.
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You were out the night
before your sister’s wedding?
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That’s bold.
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SUJI: Okay. Don’t you start, all right?
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My sister nearly unbridesmaided me.
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I had to, though, didn’t I? I had a date.
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Uh-oh. On a scale of one to ten,
how already-married was this one?
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Zero, okay? Not at all married.
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But turns out he did have
a girlfriend though.
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You shagged him anyway, though,
didn’t you?
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Yeah.
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Don’t celebr-- Don't celebrate,
that's really not cool.
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Anil, just because you and Leila
have decided to imprison yourself
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in this cage of monogamy,
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it doesn’t mean that the rest of us
have to, okay? Thank you.
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I would be happy
to be in the monogamy cage, tbh.
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I'm just saying great relationships
can come from unexpected places.
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Why rule someone out
just because they’re seeing someone.
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You know, or like
"not in the right place right now."
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Or "in a traveling circus."
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That’s not a real example, is it?
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Well, you'll be bringing him
to our wedding?
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Our wedding is at the end of July, Anil.
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It’s just useful to know.
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It makes no difference.
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She could bring a blow-up doll
and it literally wouldn't matter.
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Okay. I can confirm
it will be an actual person.
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ANIL: It matters for the table plan!
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It’s three months away
you’re actually demented.
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I'm not. What...
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I wish I loved anything
as much as your friends love arguing.
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Not even me?
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(funky music playing)
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-(dramatic music playing)
-(indistinct chatters)
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I do love a registry office do.
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In and out, 30 minutes. Perfect.
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Yeah, but the trade-off is they’ve
probably written their own vows.
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What’s wrong with that?
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You are the umbrella of my rain.
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And you are the Saturday to my Sunday.
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YUNA: You are the pork to my chop.
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Sit down.
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These don’t even make sense.
There’s an art to writing these.
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Just because it’s not how you would do it,
it doesn’t mean...
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There’s no consistency!
They’re the worst vows I’ve ever heard!
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I loved the vows.
It was such a nice ceremony.
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Jung-hwan and Hyun-jin looked after me
when I was a broke student.
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Your daughter is really beautiful.
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This is Vanessa!
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Ah, the famous Vanessa!
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-Enjoy your evening.
-You too.
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(indistinct chatters)
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STEFAN: How old does
that guy look to you?
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I don't know, he kind of look...
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Oh, my God, about 14.
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And you’ve got such a mysterious vibe
about you.
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Like what do you do
when you’re not being hot at weddings?
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Seeing friends.
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Fortnite.
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TikTok.
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Oh, my God, yeah. Same, every night.
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-Really?
-Yeah, Every night.
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Oh, I know that look.
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That look means Suji’s decided to
finally to cross her last remaining line
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and bang a 14 year old.
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One of you should intervene before
she ends up on some type of register.
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Babe, you don’t have to take a photo
of everything here.
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I want it on Pinterest
so I can show the caterers.
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Stefan, can you tell Anil
he can’t just keep stealing things
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-from our friends’ weddings.
-(sighs)
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-Okay.
-Whoa, no, Stefan, you can’t!
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-Why not?
-You’re at someone else’s wedding.
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It’s not your day.
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It’s romantic! It’s like a relay race
of love.
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It’s not. It’s a dick move.
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Yeah, and you’re only proposing
because things aren’t going well
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and you’re afraid she’s gonna break up
with you.
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That is not true.
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You literally texted me last week saying,
and I quote,
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"I'm afraid Vanessa’s going to break up
with me.
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Can I use foot cream on my hand."
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Okay. Well, that's true.
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But that’s probably because she’s not sure
how serious I am about her.
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It’s definitely not.
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Time will tell.
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-I can’t decide if he’s stupid or brave.
-Stupid. He’s stupid.
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Yeah.
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(upbeat music playing)
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Vanessa, I've been looking for you.
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Look, I'm really sorry to bail early,
I’m just absolutely knackered.
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I know we’ve not been going out
for very long
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in the grand scheme of things,
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but it’s been the best seven months
of my life.
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Oh, 1.7 surge charge. Fuck’s sake.
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Does anyone wanna split a fare?
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I know that we have
our differences sometimes,
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and things have been a bit weird lately.
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I know you talked about
wanting a bit more space,
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you see, I... I don’t think more space
is the answer.
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Actually, I really do think more space...
What are you doing?
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Oh, no.
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-Should we stop him?
-Yeah, probably.
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STEFAN: I think what we need...
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is less space, more time.
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No, Stefan, don’t. Don't...
Don’t do this here.
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Don't do this anywhere.
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-Vanessa.
-No, please, Stefan, stop.
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Things have been weird recently. Yeah.
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And you’re only gonna ask me this
because the relationship is dying.
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You know that, deep down.
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Vanessa Isabelle Henry...
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And I’ve been trying to ignore it too...
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(woman laughing)
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But today, watching an actually
happy couple get married,
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I've realized
that I cannot do this anymore.
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Everyone here? Is everyone ready?
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And that was before you tried to propose,
which is insane.
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Will you marry me?
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-(driver) Vanessa?
-(tires screeching)
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I’m sorry. I...
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-(upbeat music playing)
-(camera shutter clicking)
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(car door closes)
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(engine revving)
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-(indistinct chatters)
-(upbeat music playing)
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You want to get engaged
at my wedding so badly, Stefan?
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I thought she was the one.
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It's just, Anil and Leila
is getting married,
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everybody is getting married.
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I don’t wanna get left behind.
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(grunts)
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Dick!
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(music continues to play)
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(siren wailing in a distance)
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Listen, Stefan, we have witnesses
that say that despite this...
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Heartbreak.
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You actually stayed at the wedding,
and you seemed to be having a good time.
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Did you have any help with that?
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I don't know what you mean.
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Chestnut Blues, very nice,
nine out of ten.
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Pop-Pops, these are the ones
that made me piss myself in Magaluf,
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maybe not.
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Grumble Grumbles,
had the best sex on these,
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but also the worst.
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A little bit of Stardust Sprinkle.
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No, no, now I think about it,
that might be a bit much for you tonight,
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and...
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half of a Dave Benson Phillips,
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A+, five stars, nominated
for eight Golden Globes,
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highly-recommended.
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(upbeat music playing)
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Stefan, I appreciate you might not be
in the mood to stay,
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or whatever, but you know
what cheers people up?
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Drugs.
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I have a lot of drugs.
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-So you didn't do any drugs?
-No.
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(upbeat music playing)
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You’re absolutely sure about that?
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(upbeat music playing)
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Definitely. No, I don’t take drugs.
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Why are you writing that down?
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I just thought it was interesting.
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Did you think it’s interesting, Donahue?
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Oh, very fucking interesting.
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Given what happened with the stabbing.
252
00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:48,740
Stabbing?
253
00:10:48,820 --> 00:10:49,780
The cake knife? I can explain--
254
00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:51,020
Tell us about Katie McConnell.
255
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:59,220
(upbeat music playing)
256
00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:02,500
Listen, how old does that guy look to you?
257
00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:07,060
Oh, you know, Suji, there’s no rush.
258
00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:09,540
You don’t have to settle for somebody
who isn’t right
259
00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,180
because you're never ready to get married.
260
00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:14,500
Fuck off, Stefan, you can talk.
261
00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:17,140
You can’t poach their photographer!
We have a photographer.
262
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:18,180
My brother said he’d do it.
263
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,580
Yeah, he’s gonna do it with GoPros.
264
00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:20,580
What’s wrong with that?
265
00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:22,500
Oh, we’re not skydivers,
that’s what’s wrong!
266
00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:24,660
I did a skydiving once! It's great.
267
00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:26,380
(grunts)
268
00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:31,940
(upbeat music playing)
269
00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:33,140
Thanks.
270
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,820
Butterfingers.
271
00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:38,980
Prob noblem.
272
00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:42,820
No problem.
273
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:45,780
-I might say, my tongue stopped working.
-Oh, no.
274
00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:46,820
Do you like wrestling?
275
00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:47,620
What?
276
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,100
You got a wrestler on the cover
of your phone.
277
00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:51,860
Oh, yes.
278
00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:53,540
It’s an inside joke.
279
00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:54,500
(Stefan laughing)
280
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,620
Have you seen a phone?
Someone took my phone.
281
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:57,780
-I’m so sorry.
-What are you doing?
282
00:11:58,540 --> 00:11:59,620
You looked like you need a hug.
283
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,340
What I need is my phone.
284
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,700
Sorry, dude. I don't see a phone.
285
00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:05,820
Look, it’s really important.
286
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,780
It has this plastic case
that my son got me,
287
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:08,900
with a wrestler on it or something.
288
00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,380
KATIE: We’ll let you know if we find it.
289
00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:12,940
-Good luck.
-Thanks.
290
00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:17,980
-Bye.
-Can I buy you a drink?
291
00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:21,260
-It’s an open bar.
-Oh, it's an open bar.
292
00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:27,220
But I tell you what,
you can buy me one anyway.
293
00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,380
Stef Inman...
294
00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:30,620
I’m Stefan.
295
00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:32,220
I'm Katie.
296
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,300
How’s your wedding going?
297
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:34,940
Oh, it wasn’t great.
298
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:36,700
And then it got better.
299
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,020
Chicken was dry.
300
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,460
Chicken? No, dude, never the chicken.
301
00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:41,540
Repeat after me.
302
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,340
Vegetarian option.
303
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:44,540
Vegetarian option.
304
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:45,540
Yes.
305
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:49,460
(mellow music playing)
306
00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:51,860
Love is bullshit.
307
00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:53,780
You don’t actually believe that.
308
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,420
I don't actually believe that.
309
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,940
I've known you for 30 seconds.
310
00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,780
I know you don't believe that.
311
00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:03,140
No. I mean, I wouldn’t say
it’s all that I think about,
312
00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:07,060
but it’s definitely the thing
that gets me out of bed in the morning.
313
00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:08,500
-Jesus Christ!
-Yeah.
314
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,380
-That's insane.
-Yeah, it is insane.
315
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:11,660
(chuckles)
316
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,300
And that’s why I love weddings.
317
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,580
You love weddings?
318
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:17,980
So you’re aware that weddings
are mostly driven
319
00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:20,900
by people wanting to show off
that they love each other
320
00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:22,300
more than their friends love each other?
321
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:28,820
And it’s this fabrication that today
is gonna be the happiest day of my life.
322
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:30,300
It’s just the Wedding Industrial Complex.
323
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,340
Oh, you're not one of those
Wedding Industrial Complex people.
324
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,380
I am!
325
00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:34,420
Oh, no!
326
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,100
I don’t think people should
just blindly participate.
327
00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:38,340
-Oh, it's completely fair.
-You know?
328
00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:40,380
Yeah. No, of course.
There’s truth in that.
329
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:41,940
But, like, I...
330
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:47,180
Isn't it like... Isn't it like complaining
about Christmas being commercialized.
331
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,140
Go on.
332
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:52,540
-Like, okay, I’m not a brave man...
-Okay.
333
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,580
-I'm not a brave man.
-(Katie laughs)
334
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:58,140
But I think there’s something brave
about getting up in front
335
00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:01,540
of everyone you know,
knowing that there’s statistically
336
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:04,140
like a 50-50 chance of it
not working out,
337
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:10,100
standing there and saying,
"We are crazy about each other,
338
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,820
and we believe in each other."
339
00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:14,700
I...
340
00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:16,460
(mellow music playing)
341
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,700
I wanna be the kind of person
that can take that leap.
342
00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:23,660
(music continues to play)
343
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:27,540
And I think deep down
you're with me on this.
344
00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,500
I don’t know about that.
345
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:33,740
Okay, if your mom wears a hat,
it makes no difference.
346
00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:36,260
-But as for the wedding...
-Well, it doesn't...
347
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:38,660
But at least I’m having a better time
than they are.
348
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,340
Hey...
349
00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:46,780
-Did you really take that guy’s phone?
-Maybe.
350
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,460
I wasn’t gonna take it home, I swear.
351
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:52,380
Just... sometimes at these things,
352
00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:53,460
I like to amuse myself.
353
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,020
Like borrowing people's stuff.
354
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:55,860
Like when I took your watch.
355
00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:56,980
No, you...
356
00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:58,140
Oh, my God.
357
00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:01,700
I didn't feel it. I can't believe
I have... What am I doing?
358
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,140
What is this?
359
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,300
Oh, my...
360
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,340
I know.
361
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,460
(laughing)
362
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:12,220
Then love knew it was called love.
363
00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:17,820
And when I lifted my eyes to your name,
364
00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:24,060
suddenly your heart showed me my way.
365
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:26,820
That’s Pablo Neruda.
366
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,980
And that’s a man who knows a thing
or two about falling in love.
367
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:32,820
I don't think--
368
00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:34,860
You think I don't fucking know
Pablo Neruda?
369
00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:37,540
Nope. Yeah. Yep.
370
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,740
I contain multitudes, lad.
371
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,860
Oh, my God. Okay, this is jam.
372
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,100
This is your jam?
373
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:47,460
(Stefan grunts)
374
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:48,620
Yeah!
375
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:54,620
(upbeat music playing)
376
00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:59,220
Oh, that is so good.
377
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,500
-What?
-It's not that you don't have rhythm.
378
00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:05,580
It's just that your rhythm
is not the rhythm of the song.
379
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,620
What the hell are you doing?
380
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,980
Jackson!
381
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:11,300
Jackson is doing the DJ-ing.
382
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:12,500
Who is DJ-ing right now?
383
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,060
Well, I needed a poo so I put Blue Monday.
384
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,220
And then in the toilets, I was chatted up
by this really nice young man.
385
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,260
No apps or anything!
386
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,300
Like, an IRL public convenience hook-up!
387
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,460
I mean, I feel like Alan Turing
or something, you know.
388
00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:25,100
Anyway, long story short,
I just put it on shuffle, so.
389
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,540
-I need help. I need help.
-You always need help.
390
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,940
No, not you. You've done enough.
391
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,860
Suji, Katie. Katie, Suji.
392
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,220
-What have you done?
-Hi.
393
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,380
Okay. So you know Duncan. Duncan, right?
394
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,820
So I think he's a little bit younger
than what he says he is.
395
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,380
He says he's 25, right?
396
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:40,060
But I asked him what he does for a living
397
00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:42,140
and he says he has a Saturday job
at the Shoe Zone.
398
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:43,140
(laughs)
399
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,820
-Power through! That's my advice.
-The old Prince Trinitor
400
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:49,740
began to find this goblin race
strangely attractive.
401
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:51,220
But now spending time amongst them...
402
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,860
This is a banger, what is this?
403
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:55,860
Oh, it's my ex's fan-fiction.
I need to go and sort this out.
404
00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:56,900
(Katie laughs)
405
00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:58,380
The next...
406
00:16:58,460 --> 00:16:59,820
-Look, I'm just catching up...
-Yeah, I...
407
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,020
So I just I feel like I've invested
most of the night in him,
408
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:05,860
and you only get to be
a fit bridesmaid a few times in your life.
409
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,100
But Stefan, and my shitting mom,
keep going off
410
00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:10,060
on one about how I shouldn't rush
to get married,
411
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,660
-And, like, I should make a living first.
-I didn't say that. I never said that.
412
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,860
Okay, well, obviously,
he doesn't know what he's talking about.
413
00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:16,980
Fuck, no, right? No.
414
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,820
I have a brilli--
I have a brilliant life already!
415
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,260
Sure you do. And just because
you wanna share it with someone
416
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:24,260
doesn't mean
that you're betraying the sisterhood.
417
00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:25,900
Exactly!
418
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,900
Except, you know what, I really...
I really I like you.
419
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,860
-I like her.
-I like you too.
420
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:34,380
And that's why I'm gonna let you know
that that is a boy...
421
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,860
I mean, look at him.
422
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,540
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
423
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:42,020
-You're right. I'm gonna go, like...
-You're welcome.
424
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,380
-I like your friends.
-Yeah.
425
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:50,140
Yeah, they are... They're basically, yeah.
426
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:51,340
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
427
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:54,060
Like, I grew up,
I was a foster kid, growing up, right?
428
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,460
And I moved around a lot,
so I never really had a family.
429
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,460
And I got to uni and I met this guy
430
00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:01,780
and I just tried to hold on to them
because I just...
431
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:04,420
I mean, they drive me mad but I love them.
432
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,140
I mean, I really do. I just-- I love them.
433
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,260
And I am rambling. Oh, my God.
434
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:09,260
I'm so sorry.
435
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:10,780
I just have a lot of energy
from somewhere.
436
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:11,980
(laughing)
437
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,180
It's okay. You don't have to apologize.
438
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,220
So, have you-- Have you got friends here?
439
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,460
No.
440
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:19,820
But you know Yuna and Rory,
that's why you're at the wedding.
441
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,540
Not really.
442
00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:25,740
Yuna is friends with my boyfriend.
443
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,780
Your boyfriend?
444
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,860
They used to date actually,
isn't that funny?
445
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,540
He was supposed to be here tonight
but then something came up.
446
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,700
Maybe you know him. Hugo Delaney?
447
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:40,300
For fuck's sake! Him, really?
Hugo Delaney?
448
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:41,700
He's a massive dickhead!
449
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:43,620
Okay. He was a dickhead
when him and Yuna were going out,
450
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,140
and he was a dickhead when they broke up,
451
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:47,060
and he's a dickhead now, I mean,
probably always going to be a dickhead.
452
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:50,060
Because people like him just flow
through life without any consequences,
453
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:53,900
riding fucking over people
like they're nothing, you know?
454
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:54,980
(upbeat music playing)
455
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,260
So were you in love with Katie McConnell?
456
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,740
You helped her steal a phone.
457
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,620
Not just anyone's phone.
458
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,500
Do you know whose phone that was, Stefan?
459
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:04,380
-No.
-And you stopped a wedding for her.
460
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:07,620
Where is she now, Stefan?
Where the fuck is she?
461
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,660
Are you actually gonna charge
my client with something?
462
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:12,220
With accessory to phone theft, maybe?
463
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,140
-Leila.
-No, I'm serious.
464
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,620
If this is all you've got,
then we'll see you in court.
465
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:15,980
Where it will be laughed out
466
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:18,820
I don't think they'd laugh out
a charge of grievous bodily harm.
467
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:23,020
No, okay. Look, it wasn't like that!
468
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:24,700
Is anyone here a doctor?
469
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:25,900
(indistinct chatters)
470
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:27,500
I think I need a doctor!
471
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:32,860
You're a doctor?
472
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call an ambulance.
473
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:36,980
Okay.
474
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,780
(grunts)
475
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,780
Oh, fuck.
476
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:43,780
All right, and I need a straw,
and a knife and some vodka.
477
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:44,900
Okay.
478
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,900
(suspenseful music playing)
479
00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:48,780
Ah, fuck. Okay.
480
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,860
Katie, look at me.
Something extreme is about to happen
481
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,460
and I'm gonna need your help, okay?
482
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:55,300
-Okay.
-Okay.
483
00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:56,980
(suspenseful music playing)
484
00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:59,020
When I say, blow into the straw,.
485
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:00,500
Okay.
486
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:03,100
(music continues to play)
487
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:06,820
(crowd clamoring)
488
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,580
(metal clanks)
489
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:11,860
(suspenseful music playing)
490
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:13,100
-Now.
-(gasps)
491
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,620
Again.
492
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:18,980
Again, again, again.
493
00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:21,660
-(blowing through straw)
-(suspenseful music playing)
494
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,340
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
495
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:25,620
Okay.
496
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,260
(crowd applauding)
497
00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:29,500
Okay.
498
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:30,900
(gasps)
499
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,540
Hey.
500
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:37,500
I was wondering if, after earlier,
if you wanted to swap numbers?
501
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:40,220
Yeah, of course!
502
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:45,180
I think I am just gonna
go over there first.
503
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:50,500
(triumphant music playing)
504
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:53,420
Oh, by the way, my brother texted
and said he can borrow a drone.
505
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,180
No, absolutely not.
506
00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:56,580
-Why...
-No!
507
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:58,260
-No!
-What's wrong with drone?
508
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,220
-(crowd cheering and applauding)
-(laughing)
509
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,660
Bye!
510
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:05,140
(triumphant music playing)
511
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,900
I am so glad you're single.
512
00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:08,420
Fuck the patriarchy.
513
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,700
Oh, my God, Mom,
you are so embarrassing. I can't...
514
00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:13,780
(music continues to play)
515
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:16,700
You know, that was pretty impressive,
what you did.
516
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,180
You did pretty well yourself.
517
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,660
The straw thing is disgusting.
518
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,260
That was very disgusting.
519
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:27,580
Listen.
520
00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:30,420
I'm sorry about earlier.
521
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:33,900
I've been a bit of a mess tonight.
522
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:36,780
Probably a good time to mention that I...
523
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:39,180
I had my heart broken earlier.
524
00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:47,460
Yeah, I tried to propose to my girlfriend,
and she got in a taxi and left.
525
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:50,500
(laughs)
526
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:52,380
-That was you?
-Yeah.
527
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:53,940
Hey, I heard about that.
528
00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:55,460
Oh, God.
529
00:21:56,460 --> 00:22:01,180
I hate to be the one to break it to you,
but I think you're going viral.
530
00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:03,020
Wow, I wanna die.
531
00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:07,340
Hey, come here.
I wanna show you something.
532
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:14,700
(heavy rock music playing)
533
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,860
Wait, what about your boyfriend?
534
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:19,700
Hugo isn't my boyfriend.
535
00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:21,300
He's my fiancé.
536
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:27,340
(music continues to play)
537
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,220
Fuck's sake.
538
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,580
I mean, that's just typical of you,
isn't it, Stefan?
539
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,900
Single for five bloody minutes
540
00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,820
and you're already having
grubby toilet sex
541
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,180
with someone engaged to be married.
542
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,420
That really isn't typical...
543
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,140
Look, unless there's anywhere else
you wanna go on this fishing expedition,
544
00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,460
I think we're done here.
545
00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:13,140
It was an emergency tracheotomy, not GBH,
546
00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:15,740
clearly, my client doesn't know
anything useful,
547
00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:16,820
he's answered all your questions.
548
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:18,660
-Not honestly, he hasn't.
-Sorry?
549
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:21,260
We have your friend Jackson in custody.
550
00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:22,420
METTS: He says he did supply you
551
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,780
with a number
of controlled substances that evening.
552
00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:27,460
You performed a medical procedure
while not only drunk,
553
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,580
but also having consumed illegal drugs.
554
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:31,540
You were absolutely off your tits,
weren't you, son?
555
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,420
Addled. Cabbaged. Boiled as a fucking owl.
556
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:36,460
Three sheets to the wind,
and four to the floor.
557
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,100
That woman can't be pressing charges.
558
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,300
My client saved her life.
559
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:40,260
DONAHUE: You're right.
560
00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:43,500
But we're sure the that General Medical
Council would be very interested
561
00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:45,020
to learn about all of this.
562
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,860
You'd lose your medical license,
I imagine.
563
00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:47,740
Oops.
564
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:49,380
What is it that you actually want?
565
00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:51,860
Clearly Stefan isn't the the target
of your inquiries.
566
00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,660
Stefan tried to crash
Katie McConnell's wedding.
567
00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:57,700
A few hours later, at the reception,
eight guests were poisoned.
568
00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:58,980
Like, what, food poisoning?
569
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,900
Like dead poisoning.
570
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:03,780
What?
571
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:06,180
Stefan, it's very important
that you don't say anything.
572
00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:07,860
-Me and my client need to...
-Wait...
573
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:08,980
They're dead?
574
00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,660
Have you not heard the news, son?
Eight of them.
575
00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:15,140
-Eight?
-All members of the Delaney family.
576
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,180
-Your Katie's new in-laws.
-And her new husband.
577
00:24:18,380 --> 00:24:20,940
So you told us you called her,
what was it, Metts?
578
00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:23,300
-A dickhead.
-Yeah, a massive fucking dickhead.
579
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:25,740
Katie McConnell did a runner as soon
as her new family dropped dead.
580
00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:29,740
(tense music playing)
581
00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:31,020
And she hasn't been heard of since.
582
00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:35,420
But she did manage to empty
her new joint account with Hugo Delaney.
583
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,420
R.I.P.
584
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:40,460
Now, Stefan, son, you're walking
a very thin fucking line here.
585
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:42,420
You're a doctor, for now.
586
00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:44,340
You probably know a lot about
the human body and how to poison it.
587
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:45,940
(eerie music playing)
588
00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,300
You really think I did this?
589
00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:49,260
You disrupted that wedding once already.
590
00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:52,300
You and Katie had been seen
multiple times together
591
00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:53,740
over the past three months.
592
00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:56,660
This is you in Cornwall a few weeks
after Yuna's wedding.
593
00:24:56,740 --> 00:24:59,220
You both entered the United States
a few weeks after that.
594
00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:02,060
-I don't know, I...
-I think you're in way over your head
595
00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:03,580
and I think you know something.
596
00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:06,820
Now you can tell us
or we can talk to the GMC.
597
00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:09,060
Look, I didn't poison anyone, I...
598
00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:11,500
I feel sick.
599
00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:12,540
If you can't do the time, son.
600
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,700
No, it's the stress,
I mean, like I'm gonna...
601
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:15,620
Fuck's sake.
602
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:18,740
If we let you go to the bathroom,
you'll help us after, Stefan?
603
00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:20,700
(door opening)
604
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:26,260
(gaging)
605
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:30,260
(breathes heavily)
606
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,820
That color is not natural.
607
00:25:37,900 --> 00:25:39,780
You need to change your diet, Stefan, son.
608
00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:41,100
(cell phone beeps and vibrates)
609
00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:42,540
Oh, shit.
610
00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:45,940
I've got to make a phone call.
These bloody lawyers.
611
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,420
All right. Don't you move an inch.
612
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,980
You, keep a fucking eye on him.
613
00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:52,260
Yeah, sway over here, please.
614
00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:53,740
(door closes)
615
00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:05,940
(suspenseful music playing)
616
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:11,860
-(tires screeching)
-(glasses shattered)
617
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:13,380
What the fuck was that?
618
00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:15,060
(fire alarm ringing)
619
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,420
Come with me.
620
00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:19,100
Down here.
621
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:24,780
(fire alarm ringing)
622
00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:26,980
(indistinct chatters)
623
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,380
(door opens then closes)
624
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:31,980
Hi.
625
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:34,420
What are you doing?
Everyone here is looking for you.
626
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,660
Listen, Stefan, you have to come with me.
627
00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:38,820
What, so you can poison me?
628
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:39,580
Yeah, no. Forget it.
629
00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:41,060
(chuckles)
630
00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:42,420
I don't know
what they've been telling you.
631
00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:44,580
They told me you're 10
different kinds of criminal!
632
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:46,300
And none of that is true.
633
00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:48,220
(fire alarm ringing)
634
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:49,300
Okay, go.
635
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:52,300
-Katie, stop, stop, stop, stop!
-What are you doing?
636
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:53,900
There's like 200 cops downstairs.
637
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,220
That's a fair point.
638
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,700
Let's go up.
639
00:26:56,780 --> 00:26:58,180
What's upstairs?
640
00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:09,100
Okay. I'm parked in there.
641
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:10,860
Okay.
642
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,620
Absolutely not.
643
00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:15,820
No!
644
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,060
It's just a little hop.
645
00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:24,660
(adventurous music playing)
646
00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:27,340
No, no, no!
647
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:28,900
(Katie grunts)
648
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,180
What?
649
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:31,180
-Oh, my God! Are you okay?
-(Katie laughs)
650
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:34,580
Come on! We don't have forever.
They're gonna be on us before you know it.
651
00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:36,140
I can't.
652
00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:37,940
Yeah, you can! Jump.
653
00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:40,340
I can't! I mean, like,
they have arrested me,
654
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:41,740
they've arrested Jackson,
655
00:27:41,820 --> 00:27:43,620
they're gonna take
my medical license away.
656
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:44,740
They're saying you're a mass murderer!
657
00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:47,340
I saw a board in there
that looks like the fucking Wire!
658
00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:48,740
Stefan, please.
659
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:50,380
(fire alarm ringing)
660
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:55,580
Whatever's happened before,
this is what's real.
661
00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:57,980
I am real.
662
00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:01,340
We can be real. You know that.
663
00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:04,500
Take the leap.
664
00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:06,180
Come with me.
665
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:11,060
Fuck.
666
00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:12,580
(adventurous music playing)
667
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:13,540
Okay.
668
00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:17,020
(music continues to play)
669
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,140
Okay.
670
00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:21,340
Okay.
671
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,060
Oh, fuck!
672
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:30,500
(adventurous music playing)
673
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:37,580
(music continues to play)
674
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:42,740
(engine revving) (tires screeching)
675
00:28:42,820 --> 00:28:44,540
Katie, what the fuck did you do?
676
00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,300
(engine revving)
677
00:28:47,380 --> 00:28:48,860
I'm so glad you're here.
678
00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:50,260
(engine revving)
679
00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:56,260
(theme music playing)
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