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So let's talk about a nightmare scenario
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Two Common
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I'm not a lawyer
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Repeat
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I'm not a lawyer
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But here is the nightmare scenario
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How you can avoid
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I've learnt the following by spending easily $15,000 in legal fees
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Insuring the deals I'm signing are not going to sell
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Straight to legal high
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Let's say you just sent a signed agreement with a publisher call
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Horrible people publisher
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Based in Seward Nebraska
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You couldn't afford a lot
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You need the money to be able to quit your cuticle job
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As an investment analyst marketing
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Logical formulations officer Manila filing systems in Cork
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You just received the 40000 from horrible people publisher
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NEC
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Bump the air
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You nearly skip over your boss is off
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You now awful Time game
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Begin the completion of your indie game rip-off breath of HR
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Working full-time in your pyjamas
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The following
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You then get an email from Horrid
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Publisher
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Informing you they need to see an alpha build
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In 4 weeks
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Us my
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They reference the schedule section of the country
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Which mentions in Alphabet being delivered 4 weeks after sign
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This is your first project after all
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You don't want to screw it up
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You asked anybody if you can help you get
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Which obliges as long as you pay on £5
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You tell him yes figuring you can
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Ask horrible people to cover the fee
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Turn volume down to 35000
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Don't forget you're not paying yourself a salary which is it
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$1,500 every two weeks
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After a month of working day and night
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You have a cookie build red
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Horrible people publisher
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You'll now down to 33500 box
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You must run through 25% your funding in a month
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That's because of a little thing called
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After several Close calls of missing various milestones in your schedule
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A release on Steam
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But you're out of money
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Horrible people publishing is rushing you to also help them build up
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A trailer screenshots marketing
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Doesn't have cover art image
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Various sizes for Steam and go by the way
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They also want to watch on
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You watch
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And you're surprised
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You made 33000 box in the first
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Maybe horrible people
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Finally pulling their weight unfortunately the initial Splash
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Free marketing provided by scheme
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Just 7-days
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Begin to sell a few copies
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For the remainder of breath of a child
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By the end of the month out of a child only made 40000
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Well
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At least you've had your recall
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Steam take 30% your games
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Also don't forget 5% your game sales will be charged
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35% of the revenue
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It doesn't exist
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Do you actually only in about 26500
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You cry for several days
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Slowly watching the numbers
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Recoup
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3 months after
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You finally here
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Horrible people has finally recouped 40000 box
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Finally you can start making some money
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New email horrible people publishing your bank wire information anciently away cleverspa
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They probably email you back
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Informing you there
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Without your consent
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$15,000 was spent on marketing the game
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Without any real work on there for
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Grandad's on poly
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You said do the contract in indeed
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You're Green to recouping in a Morphy
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Unspecified launch marketing budget
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You wait several man send through a few fairly successful steam sales
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Finally record
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The mockingbird
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You call your mum
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Tell her you're finally need a game
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That is making real money
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She tells you she loves you
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You tell her that she's your North Star
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Hang up the phone
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Email horrible people your bank wire info
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They probably email you back
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Inform you that according to the contract
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You are legally only owed 70% up
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Revenue
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Not gross
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You better learn to a quick Google search the net revenue includes related expense
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What you request a list of those related expenses
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From horrible
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The list is sent you three weeks later
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Includes the following
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Genesis pizza
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1500 box
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Premium stripper for guns blazing launch party
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3500 bus
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Toilet paper
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Apocalypse
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Company trip to Bahamas for
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35000 bus
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Will you throw your keyboard at your monitor and it burst into flames
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You've got to your contract and see that indeed you agreed to receiving 70% of net Revenue
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Nike Roshe
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Show me the kitchen charge my studio for the stupid company parties
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Ask yourself
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Unfortunately net revenue is not defined in the current
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What least you can watch and console yourself right
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Who needs horrible people anyway
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Take out a business loan for $15,000 to hire a developer to help you poor
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Nintendo switch
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You're thrilled
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You watching but later make about 20000
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Immediately sued by horrible
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Apparently the platforms you had the right to distribute or night clearly defined in your contract
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Because horrible people has a lower and retain
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Play me a cat
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You have no choice
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To give up a good chunk of the switch Revenue
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Horrible people as well
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The next day you show about your former bosses office
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And beg for your job
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He said his coffee
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Smile
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