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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,168 --> 00:00:12,800 So let's talk about a nightmare scenario 2 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:13,824 Two Common 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,104 I'm not a lawyer 4 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,640 Repeat 5 00:00:17,152 --> 00:00:17,920 I'm not a lawyer 6 00:00:18,176 --> 00:00:20,224 But here is the nightmare scenario 7 00:00:20,736 --> 00:00:21,760 How you can avoid 8 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:26,880 I've learnt the following by spending easily $15,000 in legal fees 9 00:00:27,136 --> 00:00:29,952 Insuring the deals I'm signing are not going to sell 10 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:31,488 Straight to legal high 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,584 Let's say you just sent a signed agreement with a publisher call 12 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,120 Horrible people publisher 13 00:00:37,376 --> 00:00:38,912 Based in Seward Nebraska 14 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:40,704 You couldn't afford a lot 15 00:00:41,216 --> 00:00:43,776 You need the money to be able to quit your cuticle job 16 00:00:44,288 --> 00:00:46,336 As an investment analyst marketing 17 00:00:46,592 --> 00:00:50,688 Logical formulations officer Manila filing systems in Cork 18 00:00:51,712 --> 00:00:55,040 You just received the 40000 from horrible people publisher 19 00:00:55,552 --> 00:00:56,064 NEC 20 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,088 Bump the air 21 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,392 You nearly skip over your boss is off 22 00:01:00,123 --> 00:01:03,003 Subtitled by -♪ online-courses.club ♪- We compress knowledge for you! https://t.me/joinchat/ailxpXoW3JVjYzQ1 23 00:01:03,004 --> 00:01:02,720 You now awful Time game 24 00:01:03,488 --> 00:01:06,816 Begin the completion of your indie game rip-off breath of HR 25 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:09,120 Working full-time in your pyjamas 26 00:01:09,376 --> 00:01:09,888 The following 27 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,192 You then get an email from Horrid 28 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:12,960 Publisher 29 00:01:13,472 --> 00:01:16,032 Informing you they need to see an alpha build 30 00:01:16,288 --> 00:01:17,056 In 4 weeks 31 00:01:17,568 --> 00:01:18,592 Us my 32 00:01:18,848 --> 00:01:20,896 They reference the schedule section of the country 33 00:01:21,152 --> 00:01:24,736 Which mentions in Alphabet being delivered 4 weeks after sign 34 00:01:26,528 --> 00:01:28,064 This is your first project after all 35 00:01:28,576 --> 00:01:29,600 You don't want to screw it up 36 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,904 You asked anybody if you can help you get 37 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,000 Which obliges as long as you pay on £5 38 00:01:36,768 --> 00:01:38,304 You tell him yes figuring you can 39 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,352 Ask horrible people to cover the fee 40 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,936 Turn volume down to 35000 41 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:48,544 Don't forget you're not paying yourself a salary which is it 42 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,336 $1,500 every two weeks 43 00:01:51,104 --> 00:01:53,152 After a month of working day and night 44 00:01:53,664 --> 00:01:54,944 You have a cookie build red 45 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,224 Horrible people publisher 46 00:01:56,736 --> 00:01:59,040 You'll now down to 33500 box 47 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:02,624 You must run through 25% your funding in a month 48 00:02:04,928 --> 00:02:06,208 That's because of a little thing called 49 00:02:07,744 --> 00:02:11,584 After several Close calls of missing various milestones in your schedule 50 00:02:12,096 --> 00:02:13,632 A release on Steam 51 00:02:14,144 --> 00:02:15,424 But you're out of money 52 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,008 Horrible people publishing is rushing you to also help them build up 53 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,568 A trailer screenshots marketing 54 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,616 Doesn't have cover art image 55 00:02:23,872 --> 00:02:26,432 Various sizes for Steam and go by the way 56 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,224 They also want to watch on 57 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,272 You watch 58 00:02:30,528 --> 00:02:31,552 And you're surprised 59 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,624 You made 33000 box in the first 60 00:02:35,392 --> 00:02:36,672 Maybe horrible people 61 00:02:36,928 --> 00:02:40,256 Finally pulling their weight unfortunately the initial Splash 62 00:02:40,512 --> 00:02:42,048 Free marketing provided by scheme 63 00:02:43,072 --> 00:02:43,840 Just 7-days 64 00:02:44,352 --> 00:02:46,144 Begin to sell a few copies 65 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,192 For the remainder of breath of a child 66 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,288 By the end of the month out of a child only made 40000 67 00:02:53,312 --> 00:02:53,824 Well 68 00:02:54,336 --> 00:02:55,616 At least you've had your recall 69 00:02:57,408 --> 00:02:59,200 Steam take 30% your games 70 00:02:59,456 --> 00:03:02,272 Also don't forget 5% your game sales will be charged 71 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,600 35% of the revenue 72 00:03:05,856 --> 00:03:06,624 It doesn't exist 73 00:03:07,136 --> 00:03:09,952 Do you actually only in about 26500 74 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,000 You cry for several days 75 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,352 Slowly watching the numbers 76 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:17,376 Recoup 77 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:18,656 3 months after 78 00:03:19,168 --> 00:03:20,192 You finally here 79 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,776 Horrible people has finally recouped 40000 box 80 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:26,080 Finally you can start making some money 81 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:31,712 New email horrible people publishing your bank wire information anciently away cleverspa 82 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,016 They probably email you back 83 00:03:34,272 --> 00:03:35,040 Informing you there 84 00:03:35,296 --> 00:03:36,320 Without your consent 85 00:03:36,576 --> 00:03:39,136 $15,000 was spent on marketing the game 86 00:03:39,392 --> 00:03:41,440 Without any real work on there for 87 00:03:41,696 --> 00:03:44,768 Grandad's on poly 88 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,840 You said do the contract in indeed 89 00:03:48,096 --> 00:03:50,144 You're Green to recouping in a Morphy 90 00:03:50,656 --> 00:03:52,704 Unspecified launch marketing budget 91 00:03:53,216 --> 00:03:57,312 You wait several man send through a few fairly successful steam sales 92 00:03:57,568 --> 00:03:58,848 Finally record 93 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,128 The mockingbird 94 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:01,920 You call your mum 95 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:03,968 Tell her you're finally need a game 96 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,760 That is making real money 97 00:04:06,272 --> 00:04:07,296 She tells you she loves you 98 00:04:07,552 --> 00:04:09,344 You tell her that she's your North Star 99 00:04:09,856 --> 00:04:10,880 Hang up the phone 100 00:04:11,136 --> 00:04:13,440 Email horrible people your bank wire info 101 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:15,488 They probably email you back 102 00:04:15,744 --> 00:04:17,536 Inform you that according to the contract 103 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,607 You are legally only owed 70% up 104 00:04:20,863 --> 00:04:21,375 Revenue 105 00:04:21,631 --> 00:04:23,167 Not gross 106 00:04:23,423 --> 00:04:28,287 You better learn to a quick Google search the net revenue includes related expense 107 00:04:29,055 --> 00:04:32,127 What you request a list of those related expenses 108 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:33,407 From horrible 109 00:04:33,663 --> 00:04:35,711 The list is sent you three weeks later 110 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:37,247 Includes the following 111 00:04:37,503 --> 00:04:38,527 Genesis pizza 112 00:04:38,783 --> 00:04:39,807 1500 box 113 00:04:40,319 --> 00:04:42,879 Premium stripper for guns blazing launch party 114 00:04:43,135 --> 00:04:44,159 3500 bus 115 00:04:44,927 --> 00:04:45,439 Toilet paper 116 00:04:45,951 --> 00:04:46,463 Apocalypse 117 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,559 Company trip to Bahamas for 118 00:04:50,815 --> 00:04:52,607 35000 bus 119 00:04:53,119 --> 00:04:55,935 Will you throw your keyboard at your monitor and it burst into flames 120 00:04:56,447 --> 00:05:02,335 You've got to your contract and see that indeed you agreed to receiving 70% of net Revenue 121 00:05:02,591 --> 00:05:03,615 Nike Roshe 122 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:08,735 Show me the kitchen charge my studio for the stupid company parties 123 00:05:08,991 --> 00:05:09,503 Ask yourself 124 00:05:09,759 --> 00:05:12,831 Unfortunately net revenue is not defined in the current 125 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,671 What least you can watch and console yourself right 126 00:05:16,927 --> 00:05:18,463 Who needs horrible people anyway 127 00:05:19,999 --> 00:05:24,095 Take out a business loan for $15,000 to hire a developer to help you poor 128 00:05:24,351 --> 00:05:25,119 Nintendo switch 129 00:05:25,887 --> 00:05:26,655 You're thrilled 130 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:29,727 You watching but later make about 20000 131 00:05:30,239 --> 00:05:32,031 Immediately sued by horrible 132 00:05:32,543 --> 00:05:36,895 Apparently the platforms you had the right to distribute or night clearly defined in your contract 133 00:05:37,407 --> 00:05:39,455 Because horrible people has a lower and retain 134 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:40,735 Play me a cat 135 00:05:40,991 --> 00:05:42,015 You have no choice 136 00:05:42,271 --> 00:05:44,063 To give up a good chunk of the switch Revenue 137 00:05:44,319 --> 00:05:45,599 Horrible people as well 138 00:05:46,111 --> 00:05:48,927 The next day you show about your former bosses office 139 00:05:49,439 --> 00:05:50,463 And beg for your job 140 00:05:51,231 --> 00:05:52,255 He said his coffee 141 00:05:52,767 --> 00:05:53,279 Smile 9664

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