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- Max!

Max!

- [Max] Yeah, I'm over here.

- [Thomas] Close that gate?

- Yes!

- [Thomas] You lock it?

- Yes, we need
- You get Anna?

- Yeah, we need to
get out of here.

- Operator, operator.

- Josephine, Josephine,

try my brother yet?

- No, I can't get through.

- Keep trying.

Arthur?

- They said a meteor landed

near Princeton
and Grover's mill.

- Grover's mill?

That's less than
30 miles from here.

- I think 1,500
people got killed.

- 1,500?

- We got to get out
of here, Thomas, now.

- [Liam] Mommy!

- It says the martians
have started landing.

- Martians?

We need to get out of here.

- No, Max, we can't,

we'd never make
it with the kids.

- [Liam] Mommy.

- They're spraying
poisonous black gas.

- We need to make a
run for it now Thomas.

I'm telling you.

- [Liam] Mommy, mommy.

- Okay, Robin, come here.

Now on that phone,

keep calling your
Uncle Ken, right away.

Josephine, get in
there, calm Liam down

but do not tell him
what's going on.

Max, out to the barn.

Gotta fortify out there.

Go, now go!

Arthur, you monitor that radio.

- Mommy!

- I'm here William.

- What's wrong, mommy?

- Nothing, dear.

- What's with all the noise?

- We're just preparing
for a big storm

that might be coming.

- I'm scared.

- There's nothing
to be scared about.

Go back to sleep now.

- Assassinate 43, descend
and maintain 3,000.

- Roger, copy, descend
and maintain 3,000,

Assassinate 43.

- See the problem with
most of these teams are

is that they spend all the
money on the quarter backs,

running backs and receivers

and there's no money
left over for the line.

I mean that's where
the games are won.

You know that.

- Spoken like a true lineman.

- Why do we always
have to go over there?

Tell your parents to
come visit us sometime.

I know they're old

but the exercise'll do 'em good.

The only thing your dad does

is get out of that chair

to grab a bite to eat.

I'm surprised he does that much.

- And so here comes the man,

the man who was
cut from ear to ear

and the girl says, "Did
the attendant do it?"

The man shakes his head, no.

"Did another guest do it?"

The man shakes his head, no.

"Did the cook do it?"

The man shakes his head, no.

- Show me a team
that won a Superbowl

that didn't have a
great lower D line.

- I hear you man.

I tell you what,

why don't you write
a letter to the team

outlining all your
good suggestions?

- I just might do that.

They're making me mad enough.

- Look, you know I care
about your parents.

I'm just looking out for
their physical well being.

- What in the world?

- Get what from the store?

I can't hear you.

I got static on my phone.

I got static on my phone.

Look, I'll be in
town in 10 minutes.

I'll call you then.

- "Did the maid do it?"

The man shakes his head, no.

- Assassinate 43 be advised,

unidentified traffic right
two o'clock, three miles.

Aircraft to tighten in
to altitude unknown.

Closing fast.

[static]

- "Did the gardener do it?"

The man shakes his head, no.

- Assassinate 43,
approach, do you copy?

- "Did the butler do it?"

Yes!

[laughs]

I got you,

I got you.

- Look at that.

The unidentified just
went off the scope.

- Whoa, guys look at that.

[upbeat tense music]

- Assassinate 43,
this is control.

Do you copy?

- Let's do a feature about
women playing men's sports.

Here's a story about a girl

who wants to play in the
National Football League.

- [Vince] As in NFL?

- It says here
she'll sue the league

unless they at least
give her a try out.

She wants to play quarterback.

- Quarterback's easy.

- Well, they should
let her do it

and just nail her first play.

That'll shut her up.

- Then she'll probably
sue 'em for getting hurt.

- Figures.

- Okay, you guys
don't like that one.

Here's a brief

about our government wasting
tax payer dollars again.

Something about paying big bucks

for a fountain in Atlanta.

People love to hate
the government, Roy.

- We don't need to give
them another reason.

- I'm thinking about not
paying taxes this year.

I mean, if the government
didn't have it,

they wouldn't spend it
like they do, right?

- After that, no
more paying taxes.

- Here's some stuff
about global warming.

Why don't you do a
story on that, Brad?

- Global warming's boring.

- That's okay,

your readers are used to it
when they read your articles.

- [laughs] That's not even
worth a reply, Lauren.

- Wait a second,

here's a guy that says he saw
a flying saucer last night.

Randy Mitchell, 38, says he
encountered a UFO last evening

while driving home
on a back highway.

A large cloud hovered
over his vehicle,

drove him from it
and abducted him.

- [laughs] Wait a
minute, wait a minute,

this guys got to
be from Louisiana

or someplace in
the south, right?

- Just outside of
Redland, Texas.

- I knew it.

Redneck, Texas.

- Redland, I used to
know a guy from Redland.

- Uh, chat rooms
don't count, Lauren.

- Haha!

- Vince, is there any
more to that story?

- Uh, no, that was it.

- Does it list a source?

- Just something off
Southwest News Briefs.

- I'll bet you 100
bucks right now,

this guy never made
it out of high school.

Come on, 100 bucks,
who wants some?

- Redland, is that near Houston?

- It's about two hours north.

- You don't know
where Redland is.

- It's near Lufkin.

- Yeah, right.

- Alright, don't believe me.

Check the map.

- You know what,

I'll give you one
better than that.

I'll get Regina to book you
and Keith a day earlier.

You and he can go up there.

- [Brad] What do you
mean go up there?

- To Redland, check it out.

- [Brad] Check what out?

- This story, try to
talk to this Randy guy.

- Right, wow that
sounds interesting.

Keith, can you come
over here for a second?

Roy, we're going to cover the
oil crisis down in Houston

not chase some UFO story.

- I just want you to see
if there's anything to it.

- What do you mean
anything to it?

Keith, Roy wants us to go
to Houston a day earlier

so we can go to some hick town

which is two hours
completely out of the way

to check out a story

about a guy who said he
saw a UFO last night.

- It's just a day earlier.

- We're journalists,
not tabloid writers.

- And that's why I want
you two to check it out.

- He said he was abducted.

- You don't think this one's
a little far out there, Roy?

- Look, this subject
never goes away

and who knows, you might find
something there to tackle.

People are fascinated
with the unknown.

- Yeah, but there's been tons
of stuff done on UFOs already.

- Right, but most of
it's been sensational.

I think that we might be able

to give it a more honest
and factual treatment.

- What about the oil deal?

- Well, I'll book
you in a day earlier.

You're not gonna miss anything.

- Ah, this is
tabloid stuff, Roy.

- Find out what happened,

how the town reacted,

is the guy still there?

Find me something.

- You are serious?

- Just a day earlier.

People love this stuff.

- Tabloids.

- [Roy] I heard that.

- By the way, Roy moved
my trip to Houston

up a day early.

- How come?

- He wants me to
check something out.

- Like what?

- Something.

- Like what, Keith?

Tell me.

- Supposedly some guy saw
a UFO and got abducted.

Vince found the article.

- A UFO?

- Yep,

now we get to drive two
hours out of our way.

- Betcha Brad loved that one.

- Yeah, you should've seen
him try to get out of it.

- I can just imagine.

- Yeah, now I get
to take a road trip

with that buddy from down under

and listen to him complain.

- Sure God has some reason

why you two are
being sent together.

- Yeah, to test my patience.

- Keith, he's our friend.

He introduced us at college.

- You don't have to sit in a
car with him for two hours.

- Actually, you're gonna have
to sit with him for four hours

'cause you have to ride
back with him as well.

- Great.

[upbeat country music]

- Would you like
something to drink?

- Yeah, I'll have an
iced tea as well please.

- Y'all just passing through?

- We're on our way to Houston.

- Houston, I've been
to Houston once.

It's big.

- Yes, it is.

I bet she never made
it out of eighth grade.

- Only you, Sam.

[laughing]

- Hey, maybe these
guys know something.

Excuse me, gentlemen,

gentlemen, we're
looking for a guy

by the name of Randy Mitchell.

You know him?

- Everybody knows Randy.

- Do you know where we
might be able to find him?

- Probably on some spaceship

with those little
green martians.

- Oh, he said they
weren't all green.

Some of them was brown.

[laughing]

- I think we found our Randy.

Well, if he's not in
a spaceship right now

do you know where
else he might be?

- He works at the body
shop right up the road.

- That explains it,

they needed him to
fix their spaceship.

[laughing]

- Excuse me, Randy Mitchell?

- [Randy] Yep.

- You got a minute?

- Sure, what can I do for you?

You got a problem
with your vehicle?

- No, no, our car is fine.

We wanted to talk to you
about your UFO experience.

- Who are you guys?

- We work for a news
magazine called Both Sides.

We're thinking about doing
an article on the subject.

- We'd just like to ask
you a couple of questions.

- Sorry, I'm not
talking about it.

- Look, we're an
impartial publication.

We represent all
sides of the issue.

We leave the opinion
to the reader.

- Yeah, well nobody's
been taking my side.

- Our magazine has
a great reputation

for maintaining the truth
in all of our articles.

We get it right.

- Look, I am tired
of being made fun of.

- Hey, I'm here to
represent your side.

- Do you want me
to call the cops?

- No, Randy, that
won't be necessary.

Let's go.

We're sorry to
have bothered you.

- Look, here's my card.

Okay, call me anytime.

I promise I'll be open
to whatever you tell me.

- Yeah, right.

- Well that was worth the
two hour drive up here.

Give me the keys,
I'll drive back.

- No, we're not leaving yet.

Roy said to check this out.

- We just did.

Look, the guy obviously made
it up to get some attention

and it backfired.

- You want to go back

and tell Roy we talked
to just one guy?

- Why not?

- Look, let's go
back to the diner,

see if these guys
know something else.

- So, Randy wouldn't
talk to you guys, huh?

- Probably afraid the
martians might get mad at him.

[laughing]

- Do you know of anyone else

that might've seen
these so-called martian?

- Well, I heard a couple
of guys out at the airport

saw something.

- [Keith] Yeah, couple of guys?

- Yeah, those air traffic guys.

You know, the ones that tell
the airplanes how to land.

We got an airport
right outside town.

- Can you think of anyone else

that might've seen this?

- Why should I
tell you guys this?

- Well, you see, gentlemen,

we're reporters
for this magazine

and we've come down
for this big meeting

about the oil crisis
down in Houston.

But our boss read
about this UFO story

and sent us up here
to chase rabbits

and as I can tell,

you and I are on the
same page with this thing

so we'd really appreciate
your help on this

because I personally would
like to get back to Houston.

You know what I mean?

- [laughs] I like this guy.

- Yes, yes, he's great fun,

especially on the two
hour ride up here.

- Those kids said they
saw something, Sam.

You know, the ones camping out?

- Oh, that's right.

- Wait, kids.

You know their names?

- Well there's a reason why
Texas isn't a tourist state.

- Help you guys?

- Yeah, we're her to see Miles
Taylor and Frank Stewart.

- I'm Miles.

Frank's off today.

What can I do for you?

- We work for Both
Sides magazine.

We'd like to talk to you
about that UFO sighting

here a couple weeks ago.

- UFO sighting?

- The one involving
Randy Mitchell.

We heard that you and
Frank saw something too

and we'd like to ask
you a few questions.

- Yeah, magazine is thinking
about doing a report

on the subject.

- No, I don't know anything
about any UFO sighting.

- Look, Miles, two guys
at the diner told us

that you and Frank
saw something.

- They don't know what
they're talking about.

We didn't see anything.

- It's just a couple
of simple questions

about the incident, please.

- You deaf?

We didn't see anything.

- Look, it's just
background information.

It'll just take a minute.

- Have a good day, gentlemen.

- You do realize

this kid's going to think
we're stalking him, right?

- No, he won't.

We'll be very polite.

- Well, you better be careful.

They probably still
lynch people down here.

- You're the one that
needs to be careful.

- Are you sure he lives here?

- I told you,

I found a kid at the
school that knew something.

He gave me the names
and addresses of
the people involved.

J.T.'s supposed to be
the one that saw it best.

- And we're out of
here after this, right?

- Fine.

I think this is him.

Excuse me, are you J.T.?

- Yeah.

- Hey, I'm Keith.

This is my friend Brad.

We work for a magazine.

We're doing some research
on UFO sightings.

Wondering if we could talk
to you about your incident.

Pretty exciting, huh?

- Sorry, I'm not
gonna talk about it.

- Hey, I just need
some information.

- I'm not gonna talk about it.

- Don't have to put
your name in the paper.

- [J.T.] Just leave me alone.

- Hey, J.T.

- Well, he was helpful.

Can we go now?

- There's something
weird about this.

- Keith, this is stupid,

nothing happened.

Let's go.

[dramatic music]

- Hey, how was Houston?

- Good.

- Did you bring me a souvenir?

- Yeah, got you a
hat, it's in the car.

Hey Roy, got your
expense report.

- So, how was the
big trip to Redland?

- Oh, it was a
complete waste of time

with the magazine's
money if you ask me.

- Oh, come on,

our two best, most savvy
journalistic reporters

couldn't come up with anything?

No clues, no scoops, nothing?

- Personally, I don't think it
was a complete waste of time.

- Personally, I couldn't
wait to get out of there.

- Come on, you had
to learn something.

You talked to Randy, right?

- Yeah, we talked to him, sorta.

- Well, what do you mean, sorta?

- Vince, you don't want to know.

- Wait a minute, Brad.

Okay, Vince, according to
these two regulars at the diner

this guy Randy
Mitchell's driving home

'bout 10 minutes from Redland

when all of a sudden the power
just goes out in his truck.

Gets out to see what's wrong,

starts hearing these
strange noises,

sees a bright light in the sky

and he's apparently
abducted by aliens.

Now, that same night,

two air traffic controllers
working at the nearby airport

see something strange
on the screen,

the exact same location where
Randy says he's abducted.

Now, add to that,
three high school kids

camping out that night

who also saw a bright
light in the sky

right where Randy was.

Now, we talked to Randy,

one of the air traffic guys

and one of the high school kids,

but not one, not one,
would talk to us.

- Okay, wait, I
got one question.

What type of truck does
this Randy guy drive

'cause I just want to know

what kind of taste
these aliens have

and the vehicles they attack?

- I'm just telling
you what they told us.

- I told you you
didn't want to know.

- You know what,

can you take that
to Frank for me?

I think you guys are
on to something here.

- Yeah, this is a great story.

- No, I really mean it.

I want you guys to stay on this.

I want you to try and talk
to those people again.

I think there's an
article or two here,

maybe even a feature.

- Well, I'd like to
pass on this one, Roy,

if you don't mind

but Keith can handle it.

- Well, Keith can head it up

and you can help out.

- Roy, I'd prefer
not to investigate

people talking about
little green men.

- Why not?

You think they're
all making it up?

- Of course they are.

- Well there have been thousands
and thousands of reports

about this kind of activity.

- So, what's the relevance?

- Oh, come on, Brad.

What do you mean,
what's the relevance?

How can you just
explain those away?

- Well, I bet they all live on
a dirt road somewhere, right?

- Wrong.

Most of these people
are credible witnesses

like doctors and engineers,

people who work in the air
force and the military.

- How do you know all
this stuff, Lauren?

- I've looked into
it a little bit.

Do you know that Roswell
just happens to be near

where we conducted our
first nuclear explosion?

- So?

- So, there's a strong theory

that the aliens saw it

and that's what
started all of this.

- So the aliens saw the
explosion from another world

and decided to
come check it out.

- It's a plausible explanation.

- Lauren, that's sci-fi.

- No, that's
investigative journalism.

- Yeah, you tell him, Lauren.

- Thank you, Keith.

- Look, I'm thinking
of having the magazine

do a series of articles
on this subject.

People are fascinated by it.

- Well if we do, I
know which side I'm on.

This thing's a hoax

and someone's making
big money off it.

- Okay, then you cover
it from that angle.

You find out who's
making the money

and expose the hoax.

Keith, you take another side.

- But Roy, I really think
we're wasting our time

on this one.

- Do you have any explanations
for what happened down there?

- Yes, these people made
this up to get some attention

and it backfired.

- So you're telling
me that this Randy

and the air traffic control guys

and the high school students

are all working together

and made this all up

just to get some attention?

- Yes.

- Why the air
traffic control guys?

What would they stand to
gain from reporting this?

- I don't know,

maybe they thought
they'd be somebody.

- Keith.

- They're backward, I tell you.

- Keith.

- I don't know.

I mean, none of these
people know each other.

They all have the same story.

Yeah, I think there's
something weird in here.

- Exactly

and that's why I want
you two to stay on this.

It's got to be something.

I want to run the first
article about this

in the next issue
of the magazine.

UFO sightings and abductions,

are they real, hoaxes,
why so many reports?

I want you to put together
a teaser right away.

And Lauren, let's see if
we can get something posted

on the website too, okay?

- Will do.

- We're better than this, Roy.

- I need a teaser.

- Let's give him a teaser.

- Alright, enough
of this nonsense.

I'm thirsty.

Who's turn is it anyway?

Vince.

- No, I went last time.

- Well, I went the
time before that.

- No, no, no, no, I went
the time before that.

- No, I did.

- He's right, actually.

Lauren, you're up.

- I hate this.

- I'll have an apple juice
and a cherry turnover.

- Hey, drinks only.

- I'll pay you for the
turnover, you cheapskate.

- Get me a fruit punch.

- You're gonna pay
me for that turnover.

- Hey, Lauren.

- Hey, Manny.

- Hey, where's Bradley?

Haven't seen him around.

- He and Keith have been
on assignment in Houston.

They just got back.

- Oh, I see.

- I'm gonna have two apple
juices and a fruit punch

and give me a cherry turnover.

- Okay, no problem.

- Hey Manny,

do you believe in UFOs?

- UFOs?

I don't know.

I never seen one.

You?

- No, no I haven't.

- Then why you ask?

You want to see one?

- No, no, it's just something
we were talking about

at the office.

- Hey, all I want to do
is sell drinks and coffee

and go home and see the
wife and child each night.

You know?

No UFOs.

- I hear you Manny.

- [Tommy] Bobby just got himself
one of the new half tons,

did you see that?

- Bobby?

Where'd he get the
money for a half ton?

- [Tommy] He got a new job

worked a lot of
overtime or something.

- Really?

My brother in law
got one of those,

a 1958 Jeep Willy.

Man, he takes that thing
up in the mountains.

It can go anywhere,
let me tell you.

- Hey, what is that?

- What is that?

[buzzing]

[dramatic music]

- Jared, we got to
get out of here.

Jared!

Jared!

- Hey Roy, Roy,

we just pulled another UFO
sighting off a news service.

Seems a couple of guys had
an experience last night

with a UFO

while they were
fishing in Louisiana.

One of the boys claims he
was taken aboard the craft

and questioned.

- What's their names, age?

- Did, they're both 23.

- Sounds like they
might've been drinking.

- Maybe

but the local police said
they received over 100 calls

from people nearby

who also said they saw
something strange and unusual.

- Really?

- Come on Lauren, that's easy.

The boys were drunk.

- Brad, it says the
boys got 100 calls.

You think those people
are making this up?

- So they saw a weather
balloon for the first time.

They probably never seen
one of those in Louisiana.

- UFO sightings don't
just happen in the south.

- Yeah, you could've fooled me.

- She's right.

California's the number
one state, for instance.

- Wow, our religion
editor speaks.

I'm sure you have
some supernatural
explanation for this.

- Have you looked into
this some, Darren ?

- Little bit.

- They're making it up for their
15 minutes of fame, people.

- I think there's
more to it than that.

- Well, I don't
believe in aliens.

- Neither do I.

- Make sure that Keith
gets a copy of that report

so he can check it out.

- Already gave him one.

[phone ringing]

- This is Keith.

- [Randy] You said
I could call you.

- Who is this?

- [Randy] Randy.

- Randy?

- Randy Mitchell.

- Yes, of course.

- Look, I'm not crazy, I'm not.

Promise me you won't
think I'm crazy.

- I don't think
that at all, Randy.

Look, if it makes
you feel any better,

we just pulled another
story off The Wire

about two guys fishing
last night in Louisiana

who saw something.

One of the guys says he
was abducted as well.

- I've had a couple
more experiences

since I've talked to you.

I had one last night.

You think I'm crazy, don't you?

- Would you quite saying that.

Randy, if I thought
you were crazy,

would I still be talking to you?

Please, I don't
work for a tabloid.

We do responsible reporting.

Print the information,

let the reader make
up their own mind.

Just tell me your story.

Let me hear it from you.

- No, not over the phone.

You come back down
here, I'll tell you.

- That's a long way
for me to travel.

- I'm not talking
over the phone.

They might be listening.

- What do you mean?

Who might be listening?

- I'm not talking
over the phone.

- Fine, look, I'm gonna
talk to my editor.

I'm gonna see what I can do.

Just give me your number.

Hey.

- Hey.

- Come on, let's go
to the deli, my treat.

- Okay, thanks man.

- Okay, no problem.

Enjoy, huh?

- Thank you.

- I mean, these people were
really tight-lipped down there

almost like they were scared.

- Maybe they were.

- So you think it
could be aliens?

- I don't believe in aliens.

Come on, Darren,

you don't think there's
life on other planets?

- The bible doesn't indicate it.

- Just 'cause the bible
doesn't mention something,

doesn't make it not true.

- Speaking of the bible,

have you been reading yours?

I encourage you
to find the time.

- I hear you.

So you're telling me,
you think Brad's right,

all these people are
just making this up.

- No, I agree with Roy
something's going on out there.

There's too many reports,

too many witnesses.

- Okay, so give me some
advice on this teaser.

- Um, I don't know.

- Come on, you know more
about this than I do.

- Alright, talk
to the abductees,

see what most of them
say the aliens told them.

- That's it?

- It's a good place to start.

- Should've made you pay.

- Hey, it's just a teaser.

- Hey, you're home already.

- Hey, honey.

Yeah, I left early.

Let me help you with that.

- How was your day?

- It was alright.

Looks like I'm going
to Texas again.

- Again, Texas?

- Yeah, that guy Randy
Mitchell I told you about...

[slow music]

Maybe I should
take Darren with me

to go see Randy this time.

- His plate's too full.

I want you to take Brad.

- Darren's looked
into this more.

- We can give you
support from here.

- You know, Brad, though,

he thinks everything's
a big joke.

- Both sides, right.

I'll talk to him.

I want to see how he
explains this away.

- Yeah, I'd like
to see that too.

Remember, the first
article hits next week.

It's small

but I really think we're
onto something here.

It's gonna peak
interest, you'll see.

Make sure you talk to
those guys in Louisiana.

[tense music]

- [Tommy] Look,
we weren't drunk.

I don't care what the paper
says about us drinking.

I know what I saw.

- Okay, what makes you
think it was a UFO?

- [Tommy] Well, it certainly
wasn't a weather balloon,

like everybody keeps saying.

- Alright, Tommy, why don't
you just tell us what happened?

- We were just
fishing, that's all.

We were having a couple beers

and just cutting it
up, having a good time

and we seen this light
out in the distance

and we figured

it was just some kind of
reflection on the water.

- Did you hear anything?

Did you hear any voices?

- No, there was no voices.

It just got louder
as it got closer

like an engine noise, sort of.

- Did you happen to see a craft

or any kind of a ship?

- No, I didn't see anything.

We got scared so we ran, okay.

When the noise
stopped, I looked back

and I couldn't see him anywhere.

So I went to go
and get some help

and when I came back,
he's just lying there.

- So they took him
up in the craft

and they interrogated him?

- Yeah, that's what he said.

- And you believe him?

- Yeah, I believe him.

- What did they ask him?

- I don't know.

Jared's pretty shook up
about the whole thing.

He ain't talking to anyone.

He ain't even said much
to me about it yet either.

- How much had he been drinking?

- Look, I told you,
we weren't drunk.

You got that?

- Yeah, I got that

but I think the general public
will find it hard to believe

that you were both
visited by aliens.

So maybe it just had
to be something else.

- Look, don't believe
me, I don't care.

I know what I saw

and I'm gonna keep
telling this same story

until the day that I die.

I saw something out there

and so did Jared

and it wasn't no
weather balloon.

And I ain't gonna keep
quiet about it either.

I don't care what any of
them government guys tell me.

- Government guys?

- Yeah, the ones who said not
to talk about it to anyone.

- Wait, wait, so these guys
weren't from the local police

but from our government?

- I guess.

They wore dark suits

said it was for
national security.

- And they told you to keep
quiet about this whole thing?

- They weren't exactly
that kind with their words

but yeah, that's the gist
of what they had to say.

- Then why are
you talking to us?

- Because I ain't scared

and nobody gonna
tell me what to do.

- Did they say what specific
branch of the government

they worked for?

- No, they didn't.

They just flashed a badge.

I didn't check.

But look, guys, I gotta
get back to work so--

- Tommy, is there anything
else you can tell us?

- No, that's about it

except for that smell.

- Smell?

- Like sulfur, it was bad.

- They seemed pretty
confident to me.

Said he was approached
by these government guys

dressed in dark suits.

I guess they tried
to intimidate 'em.

- [Darren] The men in black.

- Who?

- That's the stereotype.

The men in black show up to
investigate these sightings

and then they tell
everybody to shut up,

you know, national security.

- Yeah, yeah,
that's what he said

and then he mentioned this
awful smell like sulfur.

- Sulfur, huh,
that's interesting.

You know a lot of people

associate sulfur with
demonic activity.

- What do you mean?

- You know the lake of fire?

The bible says it
burns with fire

and then brimstone,

brimstone's an old
word for sulfur.

- Well, it seems
like these people

really believe
they saw something.

- Have you been checking out
their religious backgrounds?

- I haven't been, no.

- Okay, let me know
what Randy says

after you talk to him.

- Yeah, I will.

We're gonna see him tomorrow.

Thanks, Darren.

What?

- You do actually
believe this stuff?

- Yeah, well how's your
money angle coming, Brad?

You figure out who's making
the big bucks on this shit?

- Well, I don't see
where there's much
refute there, Keith.

- Come on, we got tons
of unanswered questions.

What do you have?

You got nothing.

- I got nothing.

- You got nothing
and you know it.

- Listen, Vince, I
need your help here.

Keith and Darren are starting
to get under my skin.

- That's weird, normally
it's the other way around.

- Look, we're getting ready
to visit this Randy guy

and they think they
have a story here.

I mean, they actually
believe in this UFO stuff.

I want to show them that
this is just one big con.

- What's in it for me?

- What do you mean,
what's in it for you?

- You know what Brad,
I'd love to help you

but I'm totally
swamped right now.

- Alright, I'll
treat you to dinner

if we scoop them.

- That Italian
place by the river?

- Sure.

- [Vince] And you'll
pay for my date?

- No I'm not paying
for your date.

- Oh, did you hear that?

That sounds like me
getting swamped again?

- Okay, okay, you
can bring your date.

- I don't know, Brad.

- Vince, I need you on this one.

- Alright, I'll try to
dig something up for you.

- Good.

Now first thing,
we need to find out

who's making money on this

and who it is that
keeps this myth alive.

Got it?

[tense music]

- Alright, I was
sitting at home,

I guess I fell
asleep in the chair.

Then I saw the
bright light again

and started hearing some voices.

- Voices out loud?

- I don't know,

I think they were placing
them in my thoughts.

- Thoughts about what?

- They told me they
were our caretakers

and they kept talking

about this group of
people here on Earth

that's keeping mankind

from making the jump into
the next level of evolution.

They kept saying
this group of people

needed to be removed
and educated to their
way of thinking.

- Did they specify which group?

- No, they didn't say.

- Randy, is it possible

that you hallucinated this

or you were dreaming?

- I don't think so.

- Is there anyone else

that you've told about
this last incident?

- Nobody, just my wife.

I didn't even tell those
government officials.

- Wait, did they say they
were from the government?

- I just assumed,
they flashed a badge.

They came by yesterday

to make sure that we're
all keeping quiet.

- Do you think
they're still around?

- Maybe.

I know they were planning
on talking to everybody.

You know, the high school kids,

the air traffic control guys,

Diane Turner.

- Wait, who's Diane Turner?

- Okay, so what you're saying

is this report tries
to explain away

all the UFO sightings
in the past 30 years?

I see.

Weather balloons, natural gases,

experimentation by government.

Could you just email that to me?

- [Keith] So now you pretty
much know what we know

and everyone we've
talked to seems sincere.

- [Diane] The only reason
I've agreed to speak with you

is I'm familiar
with your magazine

and I know you wouldn't print
anything without my consent.

- [Keith] Yeah, well
that's our policy.

- [Brad] Do you
believe in UFOs, Diane?

- I didn't.

- [Brad] But you do now?

- I don't know.

All I know is that
I saw something.

- Alright then, why don't
you tell us what you saw?

- Look, I don't want
you to think that I'm--

- No, not at all.

Diane, personally,

I believe something's
happening out there.

I don't know what it is

but I'd love to find out

and not just for our story

but I have my own reasons.

- Well, I saw more than
I told those officials.

- Did these officials show
you any identification?

- No, they just said they
were from National Security.

- And what'd you tell them?

- That I saw a strange cloud

but that was it.

- And they told you
not to tell anybody?

- Yes and they were
very serious about it.

- But you saw something else?

- I was driving home.

I take the backroads sometimes

because it's beautiful out there

and it was a clear night,

the stars were out.

I was driving and suddenly
I saw this large cloud

hovering over a vehicle.

- I thought you said
it was a clear night.

- It was except for
this one large cloud

and behind it, though,

there was this huge thing.

- A flying saucer?

- I don't know what to call it.

But there was a glow
emerging from the cloud.

It scared me

so I pulled over to the side.

And then I saw this bright light

come down from the cloud
towards the vehicle.

And then in a moment,
it was all gone,

the cloud, the
light, it vanished

and the night was clear again.

- Then what'd you do?

- I sat in my car
for a few minutes

to see if anything
else would happen

but nothing did.

The truck stayed still.

So I decided to drive down
and see if anybody was there

but the truck was empty.

- [Brad] Well, how
did these officials

know you were involved?

- I called the police.

I used my cell phone to let
them know about the truck.

- Did the police question you?

- No, not really.

- But these other guys did?

- Yes, a couple of days later.

- Diane, did you notice anything
unusual about the truck?

- No, everything was normal
as far as I could see

except for that smell.

- The smell?

- Like sulfur.

- Sulfur?

- Mmhmm.

- Sulfur.

- Well I have a feeling

no one was at home
with that tunnel light,

if you get my drift?

- Yeah, she seemed
pretty sane to me.

- Well, I certainly don't
believe in what she just said.

- Why not?

She has no reason to make it up.

You think she's just trying

to get her name
in the paper, too?

- Keith, a flying
saucer zapped a guy

right out of his truck
in the clear of night?

Come on, be real.

- Maybe it was demonic activity.

- Demonic activity,

you got that from Darren.

- He might be right.

- Don't you get it?

Everything is demonic to Darren.

- Hey, it talks about
it in the bible.

- Yeah, well, I don't
believe in the bible.

Comes right in between
aliens and UFOs.

- Why don't you believe
in the bible, Brad?

- You know, I'm not
debating religion with you.

- The bible's the word of God.

- Well, if that's the case,

how come I never
see you read it?

I mean, you're supposed
to be a Christian, right?

Look, it's a book
to make money off of

just like everything else.

Now let's go 'cause I don't
want to miss our flight.

[sighs]

[dramatic music]

- This is pretty unbelievable.

I mean, there's already tons
of emails about this UFO stuff

and the second article just hit.

- Alright, well,

we're gonna run the big
cover story next issue

so Lauren, I want you to get
some help reading those emails

and try and find me some
credible ones that I can print.

- Good luck finding
someone credible.

- And that's why
we love you, Brad,

always the optimist.

- Yeah, you should be worrying

about finding evidence to
support your own theory.

- People, let's keep
covering those angles

and remember we have to be able

to back up everything
that we say.

You know the routine.

Oh, and Brad.

- Yes?

- How is that
money trail coming?

You know, I'm gonna need
some answers from you

by next issue

if you plan to shoot
this thing down.

- I'm working on it.

[tense music]

- Dear Keith,

I am following your
reports on UFOs.

Meet me at the library
in old downtown

tomorrow at 1:30 p.m.

Please come alone.

I can help.

[tense music]

Keith, did you come alone?

- Yes, I did.

- Please, walk with me.

I've been reading
your UFO articles.

I wanted to contact you.

- Well, I'm glad
you did, mister?

- Let's just say I'm a friend,

someone on your side.

You're gonna keep writing
those articles, I hope.

- Oh yeah, we're getting
ready to do our big cover.

Those first two, they
were just teasers.

- Oh, and what's been
the response so far?

- It's been pretty
amazing, actually.

Mostly from people who
say they've been abducted

or they've seen UFOs.

And there's those that
just think it's a big joke.

I'm sorry, what did you
say your name was again?

- My names not important.

I'm just someone who wants
you to arrive at the truth.

- Truth about UFOs?

- And their
spiritual connection.

You are a christian, aren't you?

- Yeah, yeah, I am.

What makes you say that?

- Oh, some of the things
that you've been writing.

- Well, I've had a lot of help

from my coworker, Darren.

He's a strong believer.

- I see.

I've been following the Lord now

for over 30 years,

just after I left the LF.

- The LF?

- LF, it was a special ops
group that I worked with.

Stood for Life Forms,

our purpose was to
study UFO encounters,

any incident, any
sighting, we looked into

and very seriously.

- So you used to work
for the government?

- Yes, for a branch
of national security.

Few people in the government
even knew about us.

I saw some very strange
things while I was there.

- I bet you did.

So you believe in aliens?

- No, I didn't say that.

- What do you think it is then?

- What I believe it is

may not be as important as to
why I believe it's happening.

- Okay, you want
to explain that?

- Why all this activity?

What's to gain from these
so called alien encounters?

Oh there's a lot more at
stake here than you realize.

- Hey.

I just met this really
interesting guy.

[mysterious music]

- Hey Keith, I got one for you.

Some girl Kelly Fowler

had a UFO experience last night,

evidently really
freaked her out.

- Let me guess,
from Mississippi.

- Not this time, Brad.

Got this right off
the police report.

- Local?

Darren, Darren, come on,

I found a girl that had a
UFO experience last night.

She's local.

- What happened?

- I don't know.

She got scared and called
it into the police.

- Great, I'm coming too.

- No, you're not coming, Brad.

- We're on this assignment
together, remember?

- It's too many people.

We don't want to
intimidate here.

- What do you mean?

I'll be nice.

- And you didn't see anything,

no shapes, no images, no faces?

- No, just a bright light.

It was when I got to my door

and then it was like
I was in a trance.

- But they
communicated with you?

- Not verbally.

They kept putting
thoughts in my mind,

kept repeating that there
was an event coming soon,

some kind of mass cleansing.

- Right, the cleansing?

- They said it
would be necessary

if we were going to
experience the next level of

- [Both] Evolution.

- And you don't think this
could've been a dream?

- I wouldn't have
reported a dream.

- Sometimes our subconscious
doesn't know the difference

between reality and fantasy.

- This was real.

I scratched my leg when I fell.

- [Brad] Or maybe you just
scratched it on the bed.

- This wasn't a dream.

Something happened to me.

- What do you think Darren?

- Yeah, Darren, I'm
curious to know,

what does the holy rule
book say about this?

- Kelly, I notice you've
got quite a few books here

on the paranormal.

Do you believe in all this?

- [Kelly] Yes, yes, I do.

- Do you believe in God too?

- [Kelly] I don't know, maybe.

- You're not sure?

- I mean you can't see God.

- But you believe
in the paranormal?

- I've seen some
things I can't explain.

- That's the way
the devil operates.

- What do you mean, the devil?

- Oh, of course the devil.

Don't get him started Kelly.

- No, what do you
mean the devil?

- He wants us to believe
in something strange

to give us a sense of mystery.

People want supernatural
guidance, right?

So the devil obliges in the
form of fortune tellers,

spirit guides, mediums,
things like that.

- I know what I've seen.

- People have seen all
sorts of things, Kelly,

Big Foot, ghosts, UFOs,

but have you ever noticed
that there's never really

anything at the
end to grab onto?

I mean where does it all lead?

- So what are you saying?

That all of this
is of the devil?

- Could be.

- I believe there is
life on other planets

and it's obvious there are
far more superior than us.

We better watch out.

- So do you think we're
in some kind of danger?

- Yes, yes, I do

and if we don't start
cooperating soon,

this world might not
be here much longer.

They could probably blow this
planet away just like that.

- Kelly doesn't
it seem odd to you

that these super
intelligent beings

would travel great distances
to some back water planet

just to put a scare
in a few people

and then tell them
to share with society

a message about some
impending mass evacuation?

- No, it doesn't, not to me.

They're trying to help us.

- Or deceive us.

- So what, you want me to
believe the bible instead?

I certainly don't believe
any of those stories.

- But the paranormal
stuff is fact?

And which bible
story in particular

are you having trouble with?

- All of it, frankly,

especially that I
need Jesus to save me.

- If you understood the
requirement to get into heaven,

you would know why you
need to receive Jesus.

- So you're telling me
if I don't receive Jesus,

I'm going to hell?

- I can't change
what the bible says.

- Pretty judgemental,
don't you think, Darren?

- I'm not being
judgemental at all.

Read it for yourselves.

- It doesn't matter anyway,

I don't believe
in heaven or hell.

- And you should be entitled
to your own opinion.

I believe you live, you
die, you go into the ground.

- And I believe we live,
we die and we come back

as someone or something else.

- Reincarnation.

- Yes.

- Anything else you'd
like to say Darren?

I'm sure you've got a
great comeback for that.

- No, I think I've said
all there is to say.

Thank you for your time, Kelly.

- There is life on
other planets, you know.

And they will reveal
themselves to us soon.

You just wait.

- We need to go.

- Go where?

- The Clark's
house, bible study.

Remember?

- Hmm?

- We told them we'd
be going this week.

We're gonna be late.

- No, no, I can't.

I gotta finish this.

- Keith, you've been working
on this UFO stuff every night.

- Yeah, well I can't help it.

It's bigger than I thought.

Look, just call the Clarks,

tell 'em we're gonna
do it another time.

Okay?

- We need this study.

- I'm sorry, Colleen,

I'm in the middle of this.

I have a deadline coming up.

- Keith?

- I'm sorry, not tonight.

- Fine, I'll call the Clarks.

- Okay, let's go
over what we've got.

Brad?

- Well Vince and I have dug
up some pretty good stuff.

Personally, I think we
have an iron clad case.

I think we can show
the American people

who's making money off this

and who it is that wants
to keep this myth alive.

- Okay, good.

Lauren, how 'bout those emails?

- We followed some of them up,

lots of them are just
too weird to print

but I think I found a
couple that will work.

I'm still working
on that list though.

- I'd like to print at
least four, if we can.

- I'll do my best.

- Good.

Keith?

- I met with a fascinating man.

He wouldn't give me his name

but he was very helpful.

He used to work for special ops

investigating UFOs,
abductions, the whole bit.

- Did he work wit
the government?

- Right, for a branch
of national security.

Their whole objective was to
investigate alien encounters.

Now he gave me some great
background information

but unfortunately he
is off the record.

He did say that
this whole UFO thing

was a spiritual battle.

- A spiritual battle?

- Darren?

- I'd like to talk to
the trainee guy in Texas

but he won't speak
to me on the phone.

It'd be good to talk to those
two guys in Louisiana as well.

I have a theory

and I'd like to see if
what they say supports it.

Now, I know this may
not be in the budget,

but it'd be good to
take a trip down there.

- Okay, I'll see what I can do.

Let's keep on it, people,

and make it a great issue.

- Oh, by the way, you guys,

Darren thinks we're all
going to hell when we die.

- Brad, what is your deal?

- Well, isn't that what we
were talking about yesterday

with that Kelly girl,

that if you do not
receive Jesus in your life

you are going to hell?

- You're unbelievable sometimes.

Did somebody drop you on your
head when you were a baby?

- Did you not say that in
our conversation with her?

- I don't think I presented
it with quite your emphasis

- Alright then, why don't
we take a quick poll

'cause I would love to
know who's going to heaven

and who's going to
hell when they die.

Lauren, what about you?

Have you received Jesus?

- What?

- Come on, I want to know where
you're going when you die.

Have you ever done that?

- Done what?

- Have you received Jesus

or whatever these guys
say you're supposed to do?

- No, I can't say that I have.

- Okay, then
according to the guru,

you're going to hell.

Vince, what about you?

- Hey, I'm cool, I
went to Sunday school.

- Okay, what's that
got to do with it?

- Look, it's kind of
a personal matter,

don't you think?

- And very serious, I might add.

I mean, we're talking about
our eternal souls here, right?

So I want to know, have
you received the Lord?

- Brad.

- Yes or no, it's a
very simple question.

- Okay, I guess my answer is no

but I do respect those who have.

- Uh, that is a nice sentiment

but you're still going to hell

so that makes two for
that place of darkness.

Well, three counting me

'cause I surely have
never, well, you know.

We all know Darren
has, right buddy?

Or are you just a big hypocrite

like most of the
religious people I know?

- I've received christ.

- Well, that is a relief.

Well, at least we know
heaven won't be empty.

What about you, Keith?

- You know Brad, I'm beginning
to like you less and less.

- Why?

I'm asking an
honest question here

and according to the guru,

the bible says you have to
receive Jesus in your life.

So either you've done
it or you haven't.

So which is it, heaven or hell?

Come on, Keith, heaven or hell?

Answer the question,
heaven or hell?

- I don't know.

- But I thought you were
supposed to be a christian?

What's the matter, not too
sure of the faith anymore?

- I don't know.

- I don't know seems to be
a vote for the hell side.

Congratulations, Darren.

Looks like you'll go
on this trip alone.

- What happened in there?

- I don't know.

I don't know.

- I don't understand.

- I'm confused.

I just don't know
where I stand anymore.

- What are you confused about,

the bible, the world,
UFOs, what Brad says?

- Yeah, yeah, all
of that, all of it.

- Look, Keith, it's simple.

The bible says either
you're for Christ

or you're against him

and if you are not for him

than you are against him.

There is no middle ground.

- I guess I am.

I just haven't taken Christ
as serious as you have.

- I'd say it's time
you got serious.

- Keith?

Keith, Keith!

- What?

- Where have you been?

I've been worried about you.

Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

Look, I just need
some time alone, okay?

- What do you mean?

- I just need some time alone.

- [Brad] You have to
receive Jesus in your life

so either you've done
it or you haven't.

So which is it, heaven or hell?

- [Darren] The bible says
either you're for Christ

or you're against him.

There is no middle ground.

- [Brad] Come on
Keith, heaven or hell?

Answer the question,
heaven or hell?

- Colleen.

- I really don't want
to talk right now.

- I know you're upset.

Could you just
listen for a second?

- Keith, please.

- You know, ever since
I was a little kid

and I walked down the aisle

and I said that prayer,

I thought I was a Christian.

And as I got older,

there were times that
I was pretty into it,

read the bible,
pray, go to church.

But lately, I haven't done
much of any of that, have I?

Not for quite some time.

I mean I see the importance,

I just, I haven't had the
passion for it the way you do.

I'm not sure that I
really ever had a grasp

of what it truly meant
to be a Christian.

But tonight, I decided
to change all that.

I had a heart to heart with God

and I told him from now on
I want Jesus to run my life.

I'm sorry it's taken
me so long Colleen

but it's time to get serious.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Keith, Regina made
that reservation

for you and Darren
to go back to Texas.

You leave today at one.

- Yeah, yeah, I know.

She already told me.

Thanks.

Uh, Brad.

- Yeah, what?

- Listen, I just wanted
to say that I'm sorry

for my attitude.

I've been kind of hard on you.

- What are you up to?

- Nothing.

I'm just saying I'm sorry

and I'm gonna try to
think better of you.

- Well, if it makes
you feel better.

- And by the way, the answer
to your question, heaven.

No Roy, the guy in
Louisiana won't talk to us.

There's no sense in
us going down there.

He's still a basket case.

Flying home in the morning.

Yeah, we're walking up
to his house right now.

Call you in the morning

when we get back to
the airport, okay?

Bye.

- This Randy's truck?

- Yeah.

- Wait, wait,

you're telling me

you put on about 20 of
these UFO conventions a year

around the country

and thousands of people
show up to trade stories

and you don't even believe
in any of this stuff?

Well, sir, if you don't mind
me clarifying something,

why are you so invested
in all of this?

Because somebody needs
to supply the demand.

Well, I'm sure this must
be quite lucrative for you.

I thought so.

- This is the fourth time now.

I'm afraid to go to sleep.

I don't know what to do.

- Randy, if you don't mind me
asking, do you go to church?

- I don't go to church.

- [Keith] Have you ever gone?

- When I was little,

we went to a protestant
church a few times.

- How 'bout your wife?

Does she go to church?

- My wife, no.

- [Keith] You say that
with some sarcasm.

- I love my wife

but she's had her
fill of religion.

Her father was a preacher

and he turned her off for good.

- What did he turn her off to?

- What do you mean?

- Everybody follows
somebody or something.

- I don't know, she does
her thing and I do mine.

Look, I want this
all just to go away.

- Randy, we are trying
to help you here.

- Excuse me, would you gentlemen

care for something to drink?

- Good evening.

- This is my wife, Karen.

- Ah, thank you Karen, I'm fine.

- No, none for me.

- I hope you can help Randy.

I've tried the best I can.

- Have you ever had an
experiences with UFOs?

- Me no, but I
believe my husband,

he wouldn't lie.

- I'm not lying.

- My husband is a good person

and he's been a good husband.

I hope you can help him.

I'm going upstairs Randy

so I won't bother you gentlemen.

It was nice to meet you.

- Nice meeting you.

- Merry part.

- Merry part to you to.

- What was that?

- It's a type of hello
and goodbye for Wiccans.

- Wiccans?

- Witchcraft.

How long has your
wife been into this?

- What?

- You haven't noticed those
books over there on witchcraft?

- Like I said, she
does her own thing.

- Randy, almost everybody
that I've encountered

who says they've been abducted,

has had an obsession with the
occult or paranormal activity.

- Paranormal
activity, the occult?

- Or someone close to them has.

- I don't even know what
you're talking about.

- The devil will choose

the mind that is most
accessible to him.

How long have the two of you
been involved in witchcraft?

- I don't know, she
does it, not me.

- But you dabble with it some?

- Not like her.

- And how long have
you been involved

in reading those magazines

in the back of your truck?

- Hey, come on now,

that's none of your business.

- I don't believe
in aliens, Randy

but I do believe in demons
and they are no joke.

These are powerful beings
that roam the Earth

just looking for people who's
minds have been open to them

through the occult
and the paranormal.

Minds that they can play with

and use to propagate
their message.

- I just want this all to end.

- Do you really want
it to end, Randy?

Do you want things
to be different?

- Yes, I do.

- Then you need to
look to the Lord.

You need to understand
why he came,

what he did for you

and what he expects from you.

Jesus is very real

and he wants to be
your Lord and savior.

- No, I can't do that.

- We're all sinners,
every one of us.

None of us is good
enough on our own

to get into heaven.

Only Jesus lived
the perfect life,

only he can grant us entrance

but we must come to
him on his terms.

Cry out to him, Randy.

Give him your life.

- I can't.

What about my wife?

- You can't let others,

even those you love,

stop you from
following the Lord.

- I don't know.

- Randy, maybe
this is the reason

we met the way we have.

You need the Lord, we all do.

You can give your
life to him right now.

Darren did, I did, you can.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Dear heavenly Father...

- Guess what?

Got some information
we've got to use.

- Like what?

- Well, I just spoke
to one of those guys

that helps put on the UFO
conventions around the country.

- No, I've already got
someone like that in here.

- No, wait, wait,
this is different.

Spoke to one of their employees,

just pretended to be
someone looking for a job

but the guy let it slip

that they could be hiring
because they might,

Brad, just wait, listen to this,

they might need help to
stage their sightings.

- Stage them?

- "No one's gonna show
up at these conventions

"if they don't have an
experience to share, right?"

- Wait, wait, wait,
so you're telling me

they're staging sightings
to create a demand?

- You should've heard this guy

when he realized what he said.

He was like duh, duh, duh and
he tried to cover his tracks.

I just blew it off,

asked him for an address
where I could apply for a job.

He's none the wiser.

- Vince, this is beautiful.

- Thank you very much.

- Okay, let's start working
on that quote word for word.

I'm gonna put it
in the same section

where we talked
to the other guy.

- Hey!

What are you guys
doing here so late?

- What are you doing?

- We're working on the article.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, we just had
dinner with an alien.

He gave us a full confession.

- [laughs] You'll wish he did

after what we've
been digging up.

- Really, what do you got?

- I tell you what,

why don't you read it when
it hits the news stand?

- Oh come on, we go
to press in two days.

We don't have time
for a rebuttle.

- Ah, sorry, can't do that.

It's explosive though.

- It's explosive, huh?

- Yeah, let's just say,

we're going to put this
UFO mystery to rest

once and for all.

- Oh yeah, once and for all,

it's explosive.

- Boom.

- Tried telling you guys

this was just one big joke.

- [Male] It's no
joke, my friend.

- Excuse me?

- I'm sorry for interrupting.

I know you're planning your
big issue for this week.

- Good evening, sir.

This is quite a surprise.

Now, how'd you get in here?

The front doors are locked.

- Oh, the janitor was so kind.

- Wait, wait, this
is the mystery guy,

the credible source who
wouldn't even give you his name?

- This is Brad.

He's on the other side.

- The other side?

- I guess you could say

I have more of a realistic
outlook on things.

- Yeah, he doesn't believe
in much of anything.

- I'm sorry to hear that.

- Well, maybe I'm just not
as gullible as the next guy.

Oh, this is Vince.

He's just like me.

- Hey, come on, now.

I'm not quite that obnoxious.

Nice to meet you.

- Hello.

- Darren, our spiritual guru.

- Darren.

- My pleasure.

- There was a reason I
didn't give Keith my name.

It's not important anyway.

I felt that I had to
come and see you again.

Can we talk for a moment?

- Sure, let's go to my office.

- Keith told us you thought
this whole UFO thing

was some big spiritual battle?

- Knock it off, Brad.

- Well, I'd be interested in
listening to your conversation

if you don't mind.

- Forget it.

You wouldn't let
us read your stuff.

We can go to my office.

It's right this way.

- Oh, I don't mind
talking to Keith

in front of all of you.

- Great then.

So let's talk about it

'cause we're about to
expose this UFO nonsense

for what it is.

- On the contrary.

I don't think you realize

just how important this
UFO subject really is.

- Look, sir, I mean
you no disrespect

but you and I both know

that there are people making
serious money off this hoax.

They don't want it to die

so it doesn't.

- I'm sure there is a
certain monetary angle here.

When I was involved
with my group,

we had to keep the
possibility of alien life

at a certain level of awareness.

If that awareness
became too great,

we were afraid we
might lose our jobs

to a higher profile agency

and if the attention got too low

then we might lose our funding

and we'd no longer
be needed, right?

- So what you're saying

is you manufactured
some of these instances?

- If we needed too, yes.

But most of the incidences were
real, unexplained phenomenon

at least until I
became a Christian.

I came here to urge
Keith and Darren

to continue their
stand for the truth,

a truth that could
set many people free.

- Free?

Wait a minute, what
do you mean by free?

- People enslaved by
this demonic deception.

- So now that you got religion,

you say the unexplained
has to be demonic?

- Yes, yes I do.

- So what about these
infamous men in black?

Guys that show up, try
to intimidate people?

- They were originally
part of our group.

We sent them out to make sure

that we could control all
of the data and information.

- So who are they now?

- I suppose they're still
working for some agency.

There's many in the
national security branch

that have a real fear of
aliens and future invasions.

Millions have been spent

and because of them,

the UFO controversy
will never die.

- Well, it's still all
about money people,

any way you slice it.

He just said so himself.

- He's not saying it's
about money, Brad.

Will you just listen for once?

- The powers of darkness
have a greater agenda.

The demons have perverted

everything that God
has ever created

and they're gonna
keep right on coming

with explanations
and alternatives

for everything God has planned.

- That's right.

The vastness of the universe

is here to show us
god's awesome power.

It's the devil that wants us

to think there's other
forms of life out there.

- But you still haven't told us

why you think this UFO
thing is so important.

- I think the world
is going to end soon

and we're living
in the last days.

As Christians, we
believe that the rapture

is the next big event
on god's calendar.

The devil knows this.

He's going to do
everything he can

to explain the event away.

Now that's where the
UFO phenomena really
comes into play.

- Wait, you're losing me.

What do you mean by rapture?

- The rapture.

It's when Christ

takes all the Christians
from the face of the Earth

just prior to the great
tribulation period.

All those who have truly
trusted in the Lord will vanish.

They'll be raptured to
meet him in the clouds.

Then we have seven
years of tribulation

before the second coming of
christ back to the Earth.

- And you expect
me to believe this?

- The devil's going to
do everything he can

to make sure you don't.

- Don't you see, that's
the greater agenda here,

to keep people from
knowing the truth

and receiving the Lord.

This whole mass
UFO abduction thing

is just one way to
explain away the rapture.

- Do you honestly think
people are going to buy

there's been some
mass UFO abduction?

I know I won't.

- Are you familiar
with a radio event,

a broadcast called
The War of the Worlds?

- Sure, Orson Welles,
October 30th, 1938.

Thousands of people
actually believed

they were really being
attacked by martians.

- And my family was one of them.

We lived on a country farm.

I was seven years old.

My parents and neighbors
were scared to death.

I remember peaking
through the door

and seeing them prepare
for what they thought

was going to be a real attack.

People said they saw
huge metal cylinders

landing on the Earth.

Residents warned
police and martians

traveling on three
legged war machines.

Course none of this
really happened.

It's amazing what
the mind can do

when sheer panic sets in.

Yeah, people were
greatly deceived.

And October 30, 1938,

that was just a prelude
to what's going to happen.

- Yes, when the antichrist
appears on the scene

with his false
signs and wonders,

he'll deceive the whole world

and he'll have just one agenda,

to keep as many
people as possible

from believing in Jesus.

- That's right.

That's the message to get out.

Well, that's all I have for you.

I thank you for your time

and I wish you well in
your pursuit of the truth.

- Sir, can I ask you
one final question?

Well, according to Darren,

we have to receive
Jesus in our lives

otherwise we are
destined for hell.

So I was wondering,
have you received Jesus?

- Yes, I'm happy to say I have.

And you?

- No, I haven't.

I believe we live, we die,
we go into the ground.

- I see.

Well, if you're right,

then none of us have
anything to worry about.

- I guess that's just me.

I call it worry free religion.

- But if you're wrong,

and what the bible says is so,

you have much to worry about.

You have a good evening.

[slow music]

- Hey Roy, we need to
hire some temporaries

to help read all these emails.

I mean they are coming
in by the hundreds.

- Yep, many news stands
sold out yesterday by noon.

- It was great call, Roy.

- What can I say?

Nice job, people.

- Hey, Roy, do I get a
raise because of this?

I mean, because most of
those emails are saying

they think this is
just one big hoax

like I've been saying all along.

- No, but you do get to keep
your job for another issue.

- Yeah, this magazine'd
be nothing without me.

- It certainly wouldn't
be as colorful,

that's for sure.

- In fact, boys, it's pretty
much been a landslide.

I'd say 10 to one my side.

I'm sorry to say,

that it doesn't look
like too many readers

are buying your
religious angle on this.

- That's alright.

God isn't in the numbers.

He's just looking for
those faithful few.

- Faithful few, huh?

- Yeah, you're
welcome to join us.

- Thanks for the invitation

but I'm happy just the way I am.

- Alright, well, you
still have some time.

- I told you this
thing was a hoax,

maybe you should've
listened to me.

- Oh, it's a hoax, alright.

It's our readers
who've been deceived.

- Our readers have been deceived

or you have been, Darren?

I mean, come on, you and
your narrow point of view,

living by the good book.

- Keep mocking, Brad,

that's right, just
go right ahead,

make fun of it all,

Jesus, the bible,
the whole thing

but you know what?

Deep down, I think
this bugs you.

I think you know
we might be right

and you're scared.

- I promise you, I'm not scared.

- I think you wonder what
happens to us after we die

just like the next guy.

You've got no hope,

you've got no real direction

and you've got no
purpose in life

just like the next guy.

And you're too
proud to admit it,

just like the next guy.

- [laughs] You don't
know me, Darren.

And you don't know
what's gonna happen

any more than I do.

- But I do know this.

I know that you are going to die

and there is nothing you
can do to stop that train

and the moment you do,

I mean the moment you do,

you're gonna wish that you
had paid more attention

to this Jesus stuff.

And it'll be too
late for you then.

But you'll wish you had.

I guarantee it.

- One against two
and I still beat you.

- Hey, come on, what about me?

I helped you, right?

- What do you mean?

Most of that article was mine.

- Yeah, whatever.

Look, you owe me dinner.

- Dinner?

- Yeah for me and a date.

- Come on, I was just kidding.

- What do you mean,
you were just kidding?

- Vince, it was
mostly my research.

- So no dinner, huh?

- No.

- Okay, I see how
this game is played.

Hey Lauren, you might
want to watch out.

You don't know who you
can trust these days

and how quickly some
people turn on you.

- Well, on that
note, I'm thirsty.

Who's turn is it?

I went last time.

- Oh no, no, no, no,
no, I went last time.

- Well, I went the
time before that.

- No, I went the
time before that.

You are such a con-man.

- That's right, it's your turn.

- I hate this.

- I'll have an apple juice
and a cherry turnover,

no icing please.

- Hey, drinks only, remember?

- I'll pay you for the
turnover, you cheap skate.

- Get me a fruit punch.

- You're gonna pay
me for that turnover.

- Bradley, my friend.

- Hey, Manny.

I'll tell you what,

let's make it a fruit punch,

grape and apple juice

oh, and two cherry turnovers.

- Okay, coming right up.

- Thanks.

- Hey, I saw that
magazine already.

You guys are gonna
sell a lot of those.

- Yeah, they should
make a couple of bucks.

- Lot of people are gonna
be talking about those UFOs.

- Yeah, well, we do our best

to give them something
to talk about.

- Hey, I hope those martians
don't get mad at you

and take you away, huh?

- You've been watching
too many movies, Manny.

- You don't believe
in aliens, Bradley?

- No, Manny, I don't.

- Well, at least we know
God is out there, huh?

- Well, if you say so.

- You don't believe in God?

- Tell you what,

why don't you keep the change?

- Mam, I know you're
trying to get through

but you need to understand,

we have a situation here.

First of all, all
the lines are jammed.

I know you want to get through

but there's nothing I can do.

The lines are,

okay, mam,

I'll go tell him myself.

- Kimmy, what's going on?

- This is bad.

- What's wrong?

- [Male] We've got trouble.

[tense music]

- What do you mean?

I just talked to him
five minutes ago.

He's got to be there.

- Mam, you're not
making any sense.

I mean--

- Whoa, slow down,

I can't understand a
word you're saying.

What do you mean he disappeared?

- Sis, sis, I can't
understand what you're saying.

- I can't get ahold of anyone.

- What's going on here?

- I don't know.

We just got a report

that some airliners went down.

- What?

- The police are getting a
ton of missing person calls.

- Missing persons?

- They say people
are just disappearing

right in front of them.

- But that's not possible.

- Well, something's
going on, Brad.

- Look, slow down.

What do you mean,
she just disappeared

in front of your eyes?

- When did this happen?

- We started getting
calls and hearing reports

a few minutes ago.

Even some radio
stations are saying

it's that Christian
rapture thing

we've been hearing about.

- Rapture thing?

- Sis, there's no way she
could get out of that playpen.

Where else could she be?

Okay, just calm down
and go try to find her.

- Lauren, what's wrong?

- It's my sister.

She says her two year
old vanished be her eyes.

Sis, keep looking,

she's got to be nearby.

- Well, that's impossible.

Is she drunk?

- My sister doesn't
drink, you idiot.

- Stay calm.

Yes, we have accidents all over

and the police

keep getting all these
missing person reports.

- Roy, what's going on?

- We could have a
national emergency here.

- Vince says some radio stations

are saying its
that rapture thing.

- Well, then call the
churches, check it out.

Let's find out what is
going on here, people.

Jimmy, we got to
secure the building.

- Keith and Darren.

[tense music]

- Lauren, Keith's gone.

- What do you mean gone?

I just saw him go in there.

- Just what I said, he's gone.

- I can't find Darren.

- He's gone too.

- Okay, that's impossible.

We just saw them.

- Someone find Keith and Darren.

- I think it's
that rapture thing.

- What?

- Their Christian rapture thing,

I'm telling you.

- What rapture thing?

- The rapture,

the thing in the bible.

- Okay, that's crazy.

- I'm telling you,

I got a feeling it happened.

Alright, let's call some
churches and see what they say.

Vince, where's your phone book?

- Has anyone talked
to City Hall yet?

Will someone please
call news services.

- Vince, I need your phone book.

- I don't have one.

- [Brad] Lauren,
where's your phone book?

- What do you mean, you
still can't find her?

- Lauren, can I have
your phone book?

- Well, look under the
bed or in the basement.

She's got to be there somewhere.

- Will somebody throw
me their phone book?

- Vince, it's in
the drawer there.

Okay, you're really
starting to scare me here.

Are we sure you've checked
absolutely everywhere?

- Okay, Vince, what's
a good church to call?

Come on, what's a good church?

- I don't know,
Baptist, Methodist.

- Well, which one should I call?

- I don't know,

they're all the same.

Pick one.

Look, has anybody found
Keith or Darren yet?

- Brad, where's my drink?

- What drink?

- My apple juice.

- What are you crazy?

- No, I want it now.

Where is it?

- Are you nuts?

We've got an emergency here.

- Where's my fruit punch?

- What?

- My fruit punch?

- Forget the drinks.

Great, nobody's
answering at the church.

- How come you never offer
to get me something to drink?

I like apple juice,

I like grapefruit juice.

I even like fruit punch.

- Keith?

- You know, Darren
likes fruit punch too,

right Darren?

- Yeah, I like fruit punch.

- What?

- I didn't know you liked
fruit punch, Darren.

You like fruit punch too, Keith?

- Yeah, I do like fruit punch.

- Alright, what is this?

Alright, what's going on here?

[laughter]

Okay, will someone tell me

what's going on here?

- I don't know, Brad,
why don't you tell us?

- What about the
missing persons,

the planes going down?

What about your
sister's two year old?

- Oh, she's fine.

I just saw her last night.

- Well, I guess that
Christian rapture thing

didn't happen after all.

Nice job, people.

[clapping]

- I can't believe
you guys did this.

- Alright people,
let's leave Brad alone

so his heart rate
can go back down.

Back to work.

- So this was a con?

- Oh come on, con
sounds so criminal.

I wouldn't call it a con.

Would you Keith?

- Con, no, no, that's not
the right word for this.

- Are you kidding me?

You almost gave me a
heart attack for a joke?

- No, not me, no,
it was Vince's idea.

- Vince?

Vince came up with this.

- I guess he didn't think
it was as funny as we did.

- And I thought you were
supposed to be on my side.

- And I thought you were gonna
give me a dinner, remember?

- I was going to take you.

- Yeah, it didn't seem like
that a little while ago.

- Wow, can't trust
anyone these days.

- How quickly some
people turn on you.

- You know, Keith, I'm
really surprised by you.

- Well, you know I'm
not one for jokes

but I do think this illustrates
a truth that's yet to come

so at least you still have
time to think about it.

- Yeah, okay, I'll
make a note of that.

I still can't believe
you guys did this.

- Hey, it was all in love.

Lauren, never did

get to see those
pictures of your niece.

- Okay, she's the
cutest thing ever.

They're in the break room.

You want to see 'em?

- I'd love to.

- Want to come along?

- Gladly.

- You know, I'm gonna get
you guys back for this.

- You still owe me
that apple juice.

- Yeah, right, like
that's gonna happen.

- Oh, actually
still owe me dinner.

- You can forget about that.

I work in a nut house,

that's where I work.

- Hey, come on,
Brad, lighten up.

It's all just a big joke.

I mean, you got nothing
to worry about, right

'cause there's no such
thing as an afterlife.

We live, we die, we
go under the ground,

isn't that what you said?

So the bible,
Jesus, the rapture,

there's no way any
of that could be true

or could it?

[mysterious music]