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- "The Ms. Pat Show"
was filmed
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in front of a live
studio audience.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Life always seem to hand us
some random bullshit, don't it?
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You wash your car,
then it rain.
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You wax your thang-thang,
and he fall asleep.
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By the time he notice you,
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your thang-thang look like
Chewbacca.
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Every time
something good happens,
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something bad is
always around the corner.
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Y'all, that's
the balance of life.
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It's like a beautiful model
with an extra toe.
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Well, that bitch is unbalanced,
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and she ain't gonna
never get no shoe deal.
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If it ain't my lovely agent.
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What you got for me?
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A tour with Tony Free?
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Like a tourtour?
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Wait a minute. Like a tour,
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I ain't gonna
get paid in food and drinks?
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[laughs]
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You know that nigga Tony Free
is famous, right?
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Look...
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I ain't got to fuck
for this, do I?
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What you looking at?
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Okay, okay, I can't wait
for you to call me back.
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Thank you so much.
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- Come on back, Mrs. Carson.
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- Look, Doc, you don't have
to call me to the back
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to let me know the reason
why my nipples are sore
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is because I'm going
through menopause.
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I already know my pussy dead.
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- Actually,
it's very much alive.
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- What'd you say?
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- You're pregnant.
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- What'd you say?
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- I said you're pregnant.
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- I want dead pussy.
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- ♪ Come on,
it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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- What y'all in here watching?
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- It's a true-crime show
called
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"He Made Me Slit
His Grandmama's Throat."
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- Yeah, it's wild.
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It's about this woman
whose boyfriend--
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- Slit his
grandmother's throat.
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- Stop spoiling it!
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- I'm just glad
the grandmama had dementia.
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She probably died thinking
Aretha Franklin did it.
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- Y'all sick freaks
ever just watch a ball game?
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Damn!
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[thunder booms]
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- Calm y'all ass down.
It's just me.
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Turn the TV off.
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My agent called. Guess what.
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- Aw, dang.
You finally got canceled.
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- Yeah, it was only
a matter of time.
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- And you really dead
if they were trans or Jewish.
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- Mm.
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- My agent called
to tell me I'm going on tour...
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with Tony Free.
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- Tony Free? Wow.
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- Yeah, that dude is huge.
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- Mama, that's crazy.
I mean, you're gonna be famous.
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- Wait, you said yes
to a tour right now
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without discussing it with me?
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- You ain't my pimp.
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- Well, baby, why wouldn't you
talk to me first?
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- How long is the tour?
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- She says
it's a six months gig.
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- Six months?
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- Yeah, we open
in Buffalo next week.
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- Next week?
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- Yeah, what the fuck are you,
a parrot?
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Next week.
I'm opening for Tony Free.
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- Do you need an opener
for an opener?
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'Cause, you know,
I could make myself available.
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- What you gonna do,
project boy?
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Clap your ass
before I come out?
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- Are you sure you want
to be gone all that time, Pat?
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I mean, what about the kids?
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- Oh, we'll be fine. Trust me.
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- For real.
Six months without Mama?
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[scoffs] We've been praying
for something like this.
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- [chuckles]
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- Shut the fuck up.
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- See?
I'm not gonna miss that.
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- Terry, I need
to talk to you privately.
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- All right, baby.
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[thunder booms]
- Stop that shit!
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[doorbell rings]
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Ashley?
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Why the fuck you look like you
played on "The Purge"?
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- I was just back
in town, and I--
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- I know. Come on in.
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- Yo, you good, sis?
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- I'm fine.
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Uh, Ma, can I talk
to you and Dad for a sec?
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- Of course, baby.
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- Come on in, brokenhearted.
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- "Brokenhearted"? Is it that
easy to tell I had a breakup?
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- What? No.
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- Who said that?
- Breakup, where?
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- Yeah, you look like shit.
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- What? She does!
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- Ah! You think you
brought enough stuff, girl?
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I'm about to pop a hernia.
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- With a bag that big,
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there can only be
one or two things in it--
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getaway clothes or a body.
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- I wish it was a body.
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- I take it things
with you and that little girl
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didn't go so well.
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- We broke up.
- You lyin'?
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- Pat.
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- Don't "Pat" me, Terry!
- Don't "Terry" me, Pat!
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- I put cameras
in the house after you left.
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I saw everything.
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- I told you that nigga bitch
wasn't no good!
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- Well, you don't have
to be so sad.
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- I'm sorry.
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I just get excited when you
tell me that I'm right.
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- I never said you were right.
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- No, but I can see
that shit stuck in your throat.
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- Fine, I guess you weren't
off target about her.
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- That's the best
you gonna get.
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- And I apologize for not
listening to you sooner.
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I just really thought
she was special, you know?
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- Your daddy was, too...
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special ed.
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- You deserve a lot better
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than what that girl gave you,
Ashley.
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- Don't worry, baby.
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You gonna find you a good woman
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who know how to keep her
detachable dick to herself.
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- I appreciate that, Mom.
[chuckles]
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The whole situation
just got to be too much.
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I packed whatever I could fit
in that bag, and I just drove.
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- Well, came
to the right place.
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You know we always got you.
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- Is it okay if I crash here
with y'all for a bit?
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[thunder rumbles]
- Of course you can.
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As long as you need.
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- How long you talking?
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[thunder booms, shouting]
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- Damn it.
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- That storm
ain't playing no games.
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- Terry,
go down to the garage
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and, uh, get that cooler
so we can put the food in there
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in case
the lights go back out.
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- I was in there this morning.
I ain't seen no cooler.
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Why don't you come
show me, baby?
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- Boy, you just want me
to come down there
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so you can tune me up?
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- I don't want you
in no musty-ass garage.
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- Guys! Ew.
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I'm trying to heal over here.
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- I'm waiting
on my agent to call.
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There's no signal down there.
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- Well, baby,
we coming right back.
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Come on, now.
- [sighs]
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Look, if my agent call,
make sure you answer, okay?
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- Okay.
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Ma.
- What?
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- Thank you.
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- You know I got your back.
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[thunder booms]
- Goodness gracious!
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[cell phone ringing,
thunder booms]
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- Uh, hello?
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- Is this Mrs. Carson?
- Yeah.
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- Due to storms in the area,
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your appointment
needs to be rescheduled.
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- My appointment?
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- Yes, with
the Logan Abortion Clinic.
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- Uh, I'm gonna need
to call you back.
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[softly] Abortion?
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[scoffs]
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- Oh, hey! I was just
about to come find you.
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Here's a blanket 'cause Mom
likes to use the thermostat
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to fight her menopause
at night.
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- [chuckles] You're sweet.
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Merci.
- De rien.
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- You know,
I haven't heard you talk
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much about this
new boyfriend of yours.
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- [scoffs] TreyQ'uan
is not my boyfriend.
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Okay, not yet.
- Mm-hmm.
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You know you can tell me
anything, right?
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- Yeah, of course.
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- Then why you
ain't telling me?
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- Telling you what?
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- Girl, we got to work
on your "deceivery."
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Look, I picked up Mom's phone,
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and it was a call from
an abortion clinic
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saying your appointment
has been changed.
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- Myappointment?
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- Janelle, I know it's not Mom
'cause those tubes are tied.
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You're the only other--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I'm not pregnant.
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Ain't no ship sailed
these waters.
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- Not even a life raft?
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- Not even a floatie.
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And even if I did,
I wouldn't be telling Mama.
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- That's real.
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But if it's not you
and it's not her, then...
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both: Auntie Denise.
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- That makes a lot of sense.
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Maybe that's why she started
drinking again.
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Dang!
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She been trying to get rid
of that baby since jump.
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- [scoffs] Yeah, that's
got to be it, then, unless--
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you don't think
Junebug knocked some girl up.
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- Junebug...having sex?
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[both laughing]
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- That was too far.
- You went there.
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[thunder rumbling]
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- Denise,
I need to tell you something,
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but you can't tell nobody.
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- Girl, when have I ever told
anybody your business?
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Girl, when have I recently told
anybody your business?
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- Listen,
I went to the doctor today,
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and the doctor
said I'm pregnant.
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- [laughing]
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You working on some
new material for your tour?
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[chuckles]
That shit good, Pat.
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- I'm for real!
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- Pat, you can't be pregnant.
Your tubes are tied.
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- Apparently
by a damn kindergartener.
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- Well, damn.
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- But I'm not gonna keep it.
I'm getting an abortion.
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- Oh, wow.
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- Look, I have to.
I don't know how this happened.
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- I mean, it's probably
the best thing to do.
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I support you, Pat-Pat.
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- Really? That means a lot.
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- I mean, of course. You can't
be having no baby right now.
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You old as fuck,
your uterus is weak as fuck,
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and that baby probably gonna be
slow as fuck.
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- You keep talking,
you gonna be sore as fuck.
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- Sorry.
Have you told Terry yet?
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- No, he's gonna be devastated.
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- Oh, I mean,
you can always go old school.
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[chuckles]
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- This ain't 1945!
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I ain't using
no damn clothes hanger!
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- Bitch, are you crazy?
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I was not telling you
to use no clothes hanger.
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I was offering to push
your ass down the stairs.
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- Hey, Auntie.
- Hey, nephew.
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- What's wrong with you?
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You just finished
measuring yourself again?
251
00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:10,759
- No, I just heard
this crazy rumor.
252
00:12:10,827 --> 00:12:12,337
- About who?
253
00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:14,663
- I don't know
if I should say anything, Ma.
254
00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:15,834
- Boy, you better tell me
255
00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:17,406
before I throw you
on this ground
256
00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:19,482
and bounce my titties
off your head.
257
00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:25,027
- Denise is pregnant.
258
00:12:25,103 --> 00:12:27,523
Well, at least
that's just what I heard.
259
00:12:27,586 --> 00:12:28,786
Is it true, Ma?
260
00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:30,452
- Yeah.
261
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,785
Your auntie done went and got
herself knocked up
262
00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:40,282
by that white man.
263
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:43,344
Now you about
to have you a mixed cousin...
264
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:47,143
your own little Drake
running around here.
265
00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:48,966
- Wow.
266
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,694
- But, look, you know
they just broke up,
267
00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:51,998
so she going through a lot.
268
00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:53,968
So you can't say nothing, okay?
269
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,104
'Cause she don't know
what she gonna do.
270
00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:59,592
You promise?
- I promise.
271
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:03,475
- I know your ass.
You promisepromise?
272
00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:06,931
- Fine.
I promisepromise.
273
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:10,103
Ugh.
274
00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:21,864
- Aunt Denise is pregnant.
275
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,171
Y'all were right.
276
00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:26,971
A-and I actually do
do the sex stuff.
277
00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:29,934
- Wait, how do you know
Aunt Denise is pregnant?
278
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,860
- Well, 'cause Mama told me
279
00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:34,931
and she made me promisepromise
to keep it a secret.
280
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,410
- And that's why
I don't tell you shit.
281
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:39,862
- Okay, well, look,
she also said
282
00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:42,791
that Denise hasn't decided what
she wants to do with the baby.
283
00:13:42,862 --> 00:13:47,142
[thunder booms,
branch cracks]
284
00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:49,066
- Oh, it's just a branch.
285
00:13:49,137 --> 00:13:51,997
- What is
Aunt Denise doing outside?
286
00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:54,828
- I know she's not smoking
a cigarette.
287
00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:58,516
She gonna make
that baby cross-eyed.
288
00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:01,516
Smoking is bad
for pregnancies, right?
289
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,896
- Yeah, well,
whatever she decides to do,
290
00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:05,545
it's her choice.
291
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,660
- Yes, Janelle,
we're all impressed
292
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,314
about how woke you are.
293
00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:10,519
- Shut up.
- [chuckles]
294
00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:12,206
Well, if she
does decide to keep it,
295
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:14,715
she's definitely
gonna regret smoking that.
296
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:17,033
- We got to save Drake, y'all.
297
00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:21,141
I mean Da Baby.
298
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:24,517
Just come the hell on!
299
00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:27,306
- Okay.
300
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:29,997
- Oh, uh-uh.
301
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,170
- [coughs]
- God.
302
00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:36,341
- What the fuck?
- No, Aunt Denise.
303
00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:40,033
- What the hell
is wrong with you?
304
00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:44,213
It's just some tobacco, damn.
It's the one thing I can smoke.
305
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:46,305
- Cigarettes
are bad for you, too.
306
00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:48,929
- Especially in your condition.
307
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,450
- My "condition"?
You mean pissed off?
308
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,927
Because that's
my current condition.
309
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,140
- Look, you need to take better
care of yourself, Auntie, okay?
310
00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:01,306
That's all.
We just want to help you.
311
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:03,659
- Well, you can start
by going to get my smokies
312
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:06,314
and putting 'em
back in my goddamn hand.
313
00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:07,789
- Auntie,
just come inside, okay?
314
00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:09,762
We'll take care of everything,
whatever you need.
315
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,277
- Mm-hmm.
- Whatever I need?
316
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,004
- Yeah, yeah.
- Come on, there you go.
317
00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:16,658
- Y'all acting strange as hell.
318
00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:21,524
But if y'all want
to take care of me, let's roll.
319
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:24,656
- Oh, my God,
your ankles are so swollen.
320
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,694
- Get this little bastard
away from me.
321
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:33,449
- [chuckles] Well, you know,
speaking of bastards--
322
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,997
- [clears throat]
323
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,520
- Auntie,
you want something to drink?
324
00:15:38,586 --> 00:15:40,446
We can make you something nice
and refreshing--what you want?
325
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:43,447
- And if we don't have it here,
we'll just go to the store.
326
00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:45,237
- And if they don't have it
at that store,
327
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,900
then we'll go
to a second store.
328
00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:49,895
- Okay, what is wrong
with y'all?
329
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,615
Y'all want money?
'Cause you do know
330
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,309
American Express calls me
five times a day, right?
331
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,896
- Can't we just spoil
our auntie?
332
00:15:57,965 --> 00:16:00,375
- Well, all right, then.
Fuck it.
333
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:04,829
Let me get some lemonade,
extra lemony.
334
00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,066
- Coming right up!
335
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,827
- Yes, it is about time
somebody started
336
00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:12,546
treating me like the queen I am
around here.
337
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,620
- Yep, and we're hoping
you change your mind
338
00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:16,169
about having
that little prince.
339
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,481
- Or princess.
340
00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:20,621
- Or whomever they
or them choose to be.
341
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:24,169
- Her children are gonna be
so confused.
342
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,931
- Why are y'all treating me
like I'm pregnant?
343
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,340
- Wait, aren't you?
344
00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:31,173
- Here's your lemonade, Auntie.
345
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,480
- Y'all know it's twins?
346
00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:38,761
- "Twins"?
347
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:40,827
- Oh!
348
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:43,716
[indistinct excited chatter]
349
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:47,483
- Man! Oh, I'm gonna be
two big cousins!
350
00:16:49,034 --> 00:16:52,554
And look at you--
already showing.
351
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,971
- If you don't get
the fuck back...
352
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:59,934
- Uh, sorry, sorry.
353
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,760
He will not do that again.
354
00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:05,167
- Now y'all gonna have to take
care of me twice as good.
355
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,281
[laughs]
Which reminds me,
356
00:17:07,344 --> 00:17:09,664
that don't look lemony enough.
- Mm-mm.
357
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,524
How lemony
you want it, Auntie?
358
00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:13,406
- That it makes my ass pucker.
359
00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:26,932
- Pat, you okay?
360
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,620
- Yeah.
361
00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:30,589
Remember when I tried to talk
to you today
362
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:32,925
before Ashley ran in
with her broken heart?
363
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
- Oh, yeah.
What's up, baby?
364
00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:36,688
- I got some
good news and bad news.
365
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:38,278
- Go on.
366
00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:40,384
- But the bad news is gonna
cancel out the good news.
367
00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:42,968
- What you trying to say?
- I'm trying to say--
368
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:44,314
[siren blaring]
369
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:47,789
Oh, boy.
That's the tornado siren.
370
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,902
- It's some serious shit
in this part of the country.
371
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:51,375
- Baby, we got
to get the kids and Denise.
372
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:52,718
We got to get down
to the basement now.
373
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:55,763
Janelle! Brandon! Ashley!
Junebug! Denise!
374
00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:59,829
- Terry, when you gonna
finish this basement?
375
00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:02,966
- When Brandon moves out.
376
00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:05,414
- Welcome to my domicile.
377
00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:07,412
Now, some people like
to call this a basement.
378
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:09,622
I like to call it
a one-story walk down.
379
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,719
Please make yourself at home.
380
00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:15,283
Just make sure you don't touch
my gaming compound!
381
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,624
It is worth more
than all of your lives.
382
00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:20,379
- You bought
all this Atari stuff
383
00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:23,618
just from showing
your butt cheeks?
384
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:27,969
- Shit, project boy be letting
them old bitches have it.
385
00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:30,974
- Oh, Auntie, take this chair.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
386
00:18:31,034 --> 00:18:33,624
- Get comfortable.
- Oh.
387
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,659
- Easy.
388
00:18:35,724 --> 00:18:38,664
- Uh, why y'all treating Denise
like Beyoncé?
389
00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:42,724
- And where the fuck
y'all get grapes from?
390
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:45,623
- Uh, we just thought
that we should, uh---
391
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,589
- We'd be kind to our auntie.
392
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:51,585
- Because she's pregnant
with twins.
393
00:18:51,655 --> 00:18:53,095
I'm sorry.
394
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:54,832
I'm messy, and I love drama.
395
00:18:56,551 --> 00:19:00,341
- [scoffs]
Aunt Denise, you're pregnant?
396
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:02,593
Wait, how old are you, again?
397
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:07,551
- Enough of this crap, y'all.
Denise, ain't having no baby.
398
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:11,210
- Can you let a bitch
have something for once?
399
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,755
- Oh, uh-uh.
- Give me that.
400
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,830
- Why would your sister say
she's having a baby
401
00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:21,406
if she's not?
402
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:23,242
- She was covering for me.
403
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:25,520
- I'm not following.
404
00:19:27,137 --> 00:19:30,407
- Remember when I was trying
to talk to you upstairs today?
405
00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:32,412
I was trying to tell you
I'm pregnant.
406
00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:34,242
[thunder booms]
407
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:36,280
- Boy!
408
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,484
- Wait.
So is this one real or...?
409
00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:43,551
- Mighty real, son.
410
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,930
- But how can that be?
411
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,790
I thought we got
your tubes tied.
412
00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:49,032
- I guess
you knocked 'em loose.
413
00:19:49,103 --> 00:19:50,903
- Oh, disgusting!
414
00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:56,785
- What the hell are
you talking about?
415
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,072
Don't you know
that's how you got here--
416
00:19:59,137 --> 00:20:00,237
by me riding your dad?
417
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:02,590
- Oh, oh! Disgusting!
Disgusting!
418
00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:05,405
- Why are you staring
at me like that, Terry?
419
00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:08,552
- It's just taking me time
to process, Pat. I...
420
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:13,480
I am so...
421
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:16,341
excited about us having
another baby!
422
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:19,833
- No, we're not having no baby.
423
00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:22,476
- Um, okay...
424
00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:25,031
I guess I'll just ask
the question
425
00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:26,973
that everybody's wondering.
426
00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:30,974
Um, Mama, if you not having a
baby, then what are you having?
427
00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:34,624
[Junebug grumbling]
428
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:36,409
- See, this is why I can't risk
429
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,762
having another one
of these stupid motherfuckers.
430
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:44,000
- You talking about...
431
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,338
No. No.
432
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,213
- I already made
the appointment.
433
00:20:49,275 --> 00:20:51,095
- Un-make it, then, Pat.
434
00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:52,862
- It's my choice.
435
00:20:52,931 --> 00:20:55,761
- Your choice? Huh?
436
00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:57,757
You--you think
I ain't got nothing--
437
00:20:57,827 --> 00:21:00,067
no kind of say-so
in none of this, huh?
438
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:01,377
You just gonna go ahead
439
00:21:01,448 --> 00:21:03,138
and do what the hell
you gonna do, Pat?
440
00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:04,276
- I'm grown.
441
00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:06,484
- Terry.
442
00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:08,591
T?
- Yeah, Denise.
443
00:21:08,655 --> 00:21:10,585
- How about you go upstairs
and calm down?
444
00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:12,515
'Cause you don't want
to be doing this
445
00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:14,856
in front of the kids.
446
00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:17,451
- You right, Denise.
447
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,827
At least there's one woman
in this house who is.
448
00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:22,276
[thunder booms]
449
00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:23,974
Brandon, Junebug,
y'all come on up here
450
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,174
and help me find some candles
and flashlights.
451
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,591
Come on, now.
452
00:21:32,275 --> 00:21:35,475
- You should've just let me
push your ass down the stairs.
453
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,662
- Chair's comfy,
ain't it, Pat-Pat?
454
00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:47,208
I really miss being pregnant.
455
00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:48,855
- You were never pregnant.
456
00:21:48,931 --> 00:21:50,761
- Excuse me.
457
00:21:50,827 --> 00:21:54,517
Those twins were my everything.
458
00:21:54,586 --> 00:21:56,756
I even had
their names picked out.
459
00:21:56,827 --> 00:22:00,337
I'ma miss little Denise Junior
and Michael B. Jordan.
460
00:22:00,413 --> 00:22:02,933
The "B" was for "baby."
461
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000
- [sighs]
I support your decision, Ma.
462
00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:07,518
- You do?
- Of course.
463
00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:10,476
I'm always for a woman's right
to choose,
464
00:22:10,551 --> 00:22:13,001
even if that woman
is my mother
465
00:22:13,068 --> 00:22:15,788
and I might be missing out
on an adorable baby sister.
466
00:22:15,862 --> 00:22:18,032
- Not to mention
the health aspect.
467
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,973
You had a difficult pregnancy
with Junebug,
468
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:22,034
so you should do
whatever is safest.
469
00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:24,623
- Plus, you old as fuck.
470
00:22:24,689 --> 00:22:26,789
- You already said that,
Denise.
471
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:28,972
- No, she's right, though, Ma.
472
00:22:29,034 --> 00:22:32,314
35 and up is considered
a geriatric pregnancy,
473
00:22:32,379 --> 00:22:35,479
and you way older than that.
474
00:22:35,551 --> 00:22:36,791
- Thank you, Janelle.
475
00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:39,792
I'm gonna sign up
for my AARP subscription.
476
00:22:41,172 --> 00:22:43,412
So we all agree
this is a good idea, right?
477
00:22:43,482 --> 00:22:45,382
- And be glad
you still have the choice.
478
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,208
That choice is
in jeopardy every day.
479
00:22:47,275 --> 00:22:49,335
- That's the truth. It is sick
what they're doing
480
00:22:49,413 --> 00:22:50,933
to women's rights
in this country.
481
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
- Motherfuckers
always trying to make baby laws
482
00:22:53,068 --> 00:22:54,998
when they dick
don't work no more.
483
00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:02,073
- You know, I actually think
Kanye said it best when--
484
00:23:02,137 --> 00:23:06,307
- Oh, I'd love to hear
what Kanye said best.
485
00:23:06,379 --> 00:23:09,099
- Well, Ye makes some
good points about abortion.
486
00:23:09,172 --> 00:23:11,212
- Ye shouldn't be weighing in
at all.
487
00:23:11,275 --> 00:23:12,405
This is a woman's issue,
488
00:23:12,482 --> 00:23:14,762
and only women
should have a say-so.
489
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,827
It's our bodies!
- All right, everybody shut up!
490
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,206
- Well, nice
to see that you cooled off.
491
00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:20,715
- Not in the mood, Denise.
492
00:23:20,793 --> 00:23:25,103
- Okay, so nobody in here cares
that I lost a baby today?
493
00:23:26,931 --> 00:23:29,141
- Now, frankly,
it doesn't matter
494
00:23:29,206 --> 00:23:32,826
what any one of y'all think
about this, all right?
495
00:23:32,896 --> 00:23:36,236
This is between
your mother and me--
496
00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:39,860
Pat and me.
497
00:23:39,931 --> 00:23:43,411
I deserve to have a part
in this decision.
498
00:23:43,482 --> 00:23:44,902
Now, I need to speak
with your mama.
499
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,895
Y'all go
and talk amongst yourselves.
500
00:23:46,965 --> 00:23:50,065
- But you just told us
to shut up.
501
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,067
- Brandon, Janelle, would you
please hit your brother for me?
502
00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:01,719
Now, look, I'm just gonna say
this plain.
503
00:24:01,793 --> 00:24:04,793
I want us to have this baby.
504
00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:09,622
That procedure goes against
everything I believe in.
505
00:24:09,689 --> 00:24:12,589
- I know, but--
- And I cannot believe
506
00:24:12,655 --> 00:24:15,685
that you would want to do
something like this.
507
00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:17,478
- It's my decision, Terry.
508
00:24:17,551 --> 00:24:20,171
This is my pussy.
509
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,591
If I want to stick
firecrackers in and turn it
510
00:24:22,655 --> 00:24:26,655
into the Fourth of July,
it's my pussy.
511
00:24:26,724 --> 00:24:28,664
All I need you to do
is just bring the barbecue
512
00:24:28,724 --> 00:24:31,284
and the beer.
513
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:34,034
- Fine.
But we're a team.
514
00:24:34,103 --> 00:24:36,003
We're going
through this life together.
515
00:24:36,068 --> 00:24:38,338
Why don't you want to have
a baby with me, Pat?
516
00:24:38,413 --> 00:24:41,173
- Oh, tornado, kill us all.
517
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:48,211
- Answer me, Pat.
518
00:24:48,275 --> 00:24:49,755
- There's a million reasons
519
00:24:49,827 --> 00:24:51,587
why I don't want to have
no baby, Terry.
520
00:24:51,655 --> 00:24:53,545
- Okay, baby, give me--
just give me one, huh?
521
00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:55,210
- 'Cause I don't want
to start over.
522
00:24:55,275 --> 00:24:59,165
I got a life now, and my career
is starting to take off.
523
00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:01,211
Fuck them kids.
524
00:25:04,689 --> 00:25:05,929
- All right, well,
then be the--
525
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,450
the pregnant comedian, huh?
526
00:25:07,517 --> 00:25:08,757
Let that be your hook.
527
00:25:08,827 --> 00:25:11,067
- Do I look like Ali Wong?
528
00:25:12,448 --> 00:25:13,898
We old.
529
00:25:13,965 --> 00:25:15,995
Do you really want to be
at the park with a baby
530
00:25:16,068 --> 00:25:19,518
pushing the damn baby on
a swing and your back go out?
531
00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:20,926
You're gonna have a seizure
532
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,900
trying to blow damn bubbles
with the baby.
533
00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:26,655
I can see you
at the graduation now--
534
00:25:26,724 --> 00:25:28,074
done forgot the damn baby name,
535
00:25:28,137 --> 00:25:29,927
cheering for somebody
you don't even know.
536
00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,715
- What? Come on, now, girl.
I ain't that old.
537
00:25:34,793 --> 00:25:36,283
- I'm in my late 40s.
538
00:25:36,344 --> 00:25:39,384
The shit is dangerous--
dangerous for the baby and me.
539
00:25:39,448 --> 00:25:41,308
- Okay.
540
00:25:41,379 --> 00:25:43,899
That's valid. I guess I didn't
think that part through.
541
00:25:43,965 --> 00:25:46,305
- That's 'cause men
don't never think about shit.
542
00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:47,829
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
543
00:25:47,896 --> 00:25:50,546
- And look at all these
crazy motherfuckers over here.
544
00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:55,724
They keep coming,
but nobody leaving.
545
00:25:55,793 --> 00:25:58,593
- I love how you love
our kids, Pat.
546
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,207
Ashley...
547
00:26:02,275 --> 00:26:04,545
[scoffs] Full grown...
548
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,690
still know
she got a place to stay
549
00:26:06,758 --> 00:26:08,338
in the middle of the night,
550
00:26:08,413 --> 00:26:10,593
showing up in crisis,
completely broken--
551
00:26:10,655 --> 00:26:12,405
- Ooh-ooh. Who broken?
552
00:26:12,482 --> 00:26:14,312
That bitch ain't break me.
553
00:26:19,551 --> 00:26:22,621
- Ashley,
shut your broken ass up.
554
00:26:25,241 --> 00:26:27,411
- Point is...
555
00:26:27,482 --> 00:26:29,972
we--we love our kids, right?
556
00:26:30,034 --> 00:26:32,764
Ain't no question about that.
557
00:26:32,827 --> 00:26:36,587
That parent-child love
is godlike.
558
00:26:36,655 --> 00:26:39,615
- You can only give that kind
of love so many times.
559
00:26:39,689 --> 00:26:42,169
I'm exhausted.
560
00:26:42,241 --> 00:26:44,381
- I hear you, Pat.
561
00:26:44,448 --> 00:26:46,028
But...
562
00:26:46,103 --> 00:26:48,903
can we just do it
one more time?
563
00:26:50,551 --> 00:26:52,621
- My mind's made up.
564
00:26:52,689 --> 00:26:54,519
I don't care
what you put in me,
565
00:26:54,586 --> 00:26:57,096
but ain't nothing coming
out of me.
566
00:26:58,862 --> 00:27:00,592
- Okay, do what you want to do.
It's your choice.
567
00:27:00,655 --> 00:27:04,095
[clears throat] I ain't gonna
hold it over your head.
568
00:27:04,172 --> 00:27:05,722
All right?
569
00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:07,833
But no matter what...
570
00:27:07,896 --> 00:27:11,476
I'm never gonna be okay
with it.
571
00:27:11,551 --> 00:27:13,241
- You're gonna have to be.
572
00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:15,170
[cell phones chiming]
- Ooh, yes.
573
00:27:15,241 --> 00:27:17,071
- Storm's passed.
We're good.
574
00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:19,137
- Good.
Let's go back upstairs.
575
00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:21,756
It smells like piss down here.
- Mm-hmm.
576
00:27:24,862 --> 00:27:28,932
- [clearing throat]
577
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,860
- Just talk, nigga!
578
00:27:31,931 --> 00:27:33,721
- Look, you don't have
to leave now,
579
00:27:33,793 --> 00:27:35,143
but the Wi-fi's back on,
580
00:27:35,206 --> 00:27:38,406
and I need to mow down
some 12-year-olds.
581
00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:41,242
- At least he's only killing
kids in a video game.
582
00:27:44,758 --> 00:27:47,138
- I don't say shit
when you be masturbating.
583
00:27:56,793 --> 00:27:59,213
All them dead-ass babies.
584
00:28:01,965 --> 00:28:04,275
It stinks down here.
585
00:28:06,034 --> 00:28:08,284
I need to take you
to Bath & Body Works.
586
00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:12,664
- How you doing?
587
00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:14,414
- Oh, you know,
588
00:28:14,482 --> 00:28:17,342
I just stress-ate
an entire box of cereal.
589
00:28:17,413 --> 00:28:19,833
- Hmm. I've been there.
590
00:28:19,896 --> 00:28:23,756
Of course, I was on hard drugs
at the time.
591
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:28,617
- Denise, I'm having trouble...
592
00:28:28,689 --> 00:28:30,659
supporting this...
593
00:28:30,724 --> 00:28:33,104
a...
594
00:28:33,172 --> 00:28:35,242
ab...
595
00:28:35,310 --> 00:28:36,860
[sighs]
596
00:28:36,931 --> 00:28:39,281
I really can't even say
the word.
597
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:42,694
- You know you being selfish
with this whole thing, right?
598
00:28:42,758 --> 00:28:44,518
- What you mean?
599
00:28:44,586 --> 00:28:47,616
- Well, I mean, you're putting
everything off on Pat.
600
00:28:47,689 --> 00:28:49,339
Think about it.
601
00:28:49,413 --> 00:28:53,003
She went to get her tubes tied,
but you ain't get no vasectomy.
602
00:28:54,793 --> 00:28:57,143
- I'm not doing that.
- Exactly.
603
00:28:57,206 --> 00:28:58,406
That's my point.
604
00:28:58,482 --> 00:29:00,522
You trying to force her
to do something,
605
00:29:00,586 --> 00:29:02,276
but she would never force you.
606
00:29:02,344 --> 00:29:06,974
- Is that, uh, where you sit
on this whole...
607
00:29:07,034 --> 00:29:09,524
- Abortion, Terry.
Just say the shit.
608
00:29:09,586 --> 00:29:13,236
You ain't gonna go to hell,
I promise.
609
00:29:15,137 --> 00:29:17,337
- Abortion.
- Oh, shit!
610
00:29:22,931 --> 00:29:25,551
I see you still here.
611
00:29:27,862 --> 00:29:30,032
- Y'all talking about me?
612
00:29:32,793 --> 00:29:35,243
- [clears throat] Pat, um...
613
00:29:35,310 --> 00:29:39,660
I-I-I know
what I said yesterday...
614
00:29:39,724 --> 00:29:43,344
but after sleeping on it, I...
615
00:29:45,137 --> 00:29:48,167
I cannot support this abortion.
616
00:29:50,448 --> 00:29:51,898
- It's too late.
617
00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:55,550
- What you mean?
618
00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,280
- I did it this morning.
619
00:29:57,344 --> 00:29:59,594
- What?
620
00:29:59,655 --> 00:30:02,025
Why would you do that?
621
00:30:02,103 --> 00:30:04,003
- 'Cause this is my body.
622
00:30:04,068 --> 00:30:07,028
- And you're my wife.
623
00:30:07,103 --> 00:30:09,723
- You don't
fucking own me, Terry.
624
00:30:09,793 --> 00:30:12,033
- Who the hell you think
you talking to like that, huh?
625
00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:14,453
You can't take that away
from me without me being there.
626
00:30:14,517 --> 00:30:17,587
That's my damn child.
That is my child, Pat.
627
00:30:17,655 --> 00:30:19,995
- It ain't nobody's now.
628
00:30:21,448 --> 00:30:23,588
Oh, this where we at now?
629
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,545
Fucking hands off me.
630
00:30:40,482 --> 00:30:42,342
- [slams refrigerator]
631
00:30:46,275 --> 00:30:47,275
[door slams]
632
00:30:47,344 --> 00:30:49,384
- It's my fucking body, Terry!
633
00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,518
[bowl clatters]
634
00:30:51,586 --> 00:30:54,446
[somber music]
635
00:30:54,517 --> 00:31:01,517
♪ ♪
636
00:31:12,758 --> 00:31:14,518
[funky music]
637
00:31:14,586 --> 00:31:16,586
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
638
00:31:16,655 --> 00:31:18,785
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
639
00:31:18,862 --> 00:31:23,312
♪ She's a grown-ass woman,
and you can't get enough ♪
640
00:31:23,379 --> 00:31:27,309
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
with family and kids ♪
641
00:31:27,379 --> 00:31:30,379
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
642
00:31:30,448 --> 00:31:36,278
♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
643
00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:40,878
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