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- "The Ms. Pat Show"
was filmed
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in front
of a live studio audience.
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- There's a thin line
between loving your family
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and minding your damn business.
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If your sister gonna just let
that guy keep beating on her,
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all I got to say is whup his
ass and teach her how to duck.
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If your brother can't do right,
just can't do right,
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well, let him be wrong.
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Climbing a mountain
is hard enough,
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and it's even harder when
you got somebody tied to you.
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Don't pull 'em up.
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Teach they ass how to climb.
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And if that don't work,
cut the fucking rope.
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[cheers and applause]
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Terry, why you eating in bed?
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I better not wake up
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with no damn tomatoes
stuck to my ass.
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- What you
huffin' and puffin' about?
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You still mad at Ashley?
- No.
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She should be mad at herself
for being stupid.
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- Let her live her life.
You did all you can do.
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- What about Denise?
- What about her?
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- Am I doing all I can do?
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I mean, she wouldn't be
drinking if I wasn't gone.
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- Look, baby,
you can't do that to yourself.
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So she had a little relapse,
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but she got right back
on the wagon.
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- Man, that damn wagon
got Patrón on it.
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- You paranoid, baby.
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You just stressing
yourself out, okay?
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Denise and I had a great time
this weekend.
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She's doing better.
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- Terry,
she threw up just last week.
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Her fuckin' favorite green wig
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fell off
in the toilet and drowned.
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- But then she picked herself
right back up.
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She's happy, baby.
She's motivated.
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Hell, she's even selling
that Denise Grease
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at the Black Expo tomorrow.
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- Exactly.
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If she happy and motivated,
that means she still drinking.
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- Stop worrying about
your sister and get over here.
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I got a little something to
help you take your mind off it.
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- It better be
some curly fries.
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- I already ate those.
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- My titties is sore, and
I'm going through menopause.
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The only thing I want
between my fuckin' legs
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is a fan with some mist.
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- Fine, okay, but you got
to stop letting your sister
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wear you down, all right?
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We need to focus on you
and pursuing your goals.
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You just signed
to the biggest comedy agent
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in the game.
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Focus on that.
- Thank you, Terry.
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But I know
you just trying to fuck.
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- I'm not trying to--
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Well, yes.
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But I'm also being serious.
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- Nobody knows my sister
like I do.
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If she's ever gonna get better,
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I'm gonna be the one
to have to get her there.
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- Yeah, but the sex, baby.
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We was gonna have the sex.
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- Go to sleep, Terry,
to sleep.
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- ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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- I got that ass, Terry!
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- Girl, you know
how much almond milk cost?
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Three dollars
just fell out my nose!
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- Look. Denise.
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- Oh, okay.
- It's a flask.
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- How you know it's Denise's?
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- It says, "Don't try, bitch.
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I'm Denise's."
- Oh, damn.
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- And, look,
it barely a drop in here.
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Look, we got to get down there
to that Black Expo
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'cause she gonna mess up
her business
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and she gonna
embarrass herself.
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Plus, she got
white-ass Elizabeth
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down there with her...
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at a Black Expo!
- Yeah.
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Well, baby,
I guess I steered you
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in the wrong path
this time, Pat.
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I'm so sorry.
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Hey, look,
I'll drive you down there.
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- Thank you, baby.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, hey, but, uh,
before we do something crazy,
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do you know for a fact
that that flask
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had liquor in it?
- Smell it.
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It smell like tequila
and fresh fucking depression.
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- I'm good. I believe you.
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Let's go on down to that expo.
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I heard they got
some deep-fried wedding cake
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and chitlin-flavored ice cream.
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Mmm-mmm!
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- Lord, why did I marry
a jigaboo?
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- Hey, Siri?
- Yes?
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- Which way are you supposed
to turn your tongue
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when kissing?
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- I have found results
for "Which way to turn your"--
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- Ah, ah! Hey.
[chuckles]
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Sergio, Ryan, my boys.
[chuckles]
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- We're just glad your parents
are letting us come over again.
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- They're not. They're just
not home right now.
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So you guys got to sneak out
in about an hour.
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- Well, hurry up, then.
What's going on?
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- Okay, so remember
that girl Megan from the mall,
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the one I've been talking to
at the pretzel place?
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- Girl? Isn't she, like, 30?
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- No.
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She's 29.
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- Whoa.
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You're dating
a middle-aged woman.
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- We're not dating,
but, you know,
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she has been dropping hints
about us...
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you know.
- Oh.
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So you're saying this lady
might be down to smash?
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- Man, I don't believe you.
Hit her up, then.
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I want to see if she flirts
with you.
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- "Hey, Megan.
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Thinking about you."
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Sent.
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[cell phone chimes]
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Oh, my God.
- Is that her--
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- Yes.
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It looks just like
my sister's Barbie dolls.
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Good times.
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- It looks like a crooked mouth
with no teeth.
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- Well, man,
I know that you're not scared.
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- No, I'm not scared.
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I just never seen one
so up close before.
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She must have that new iPhone.
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- There's no way you're ready
for an older woman like that.
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- Maybe not,
but I'ma get ready.
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- How?
- I'll tell you how.
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I just bought a pocket pussy
off Amazon--
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best purchase I ever made.
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- Yeah, yeah,
that--that could work.
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You know what? I can use
Brandon's log-in info.
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- Oh, you don't got to waste
the money.
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You could just borrow mine.
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- There's not enough soap
in the world.
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- Hey, uh, do you think
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that maybe
I can please borrow it maybe?
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- Y'all got to leave my house.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Denise Grease.
Got that Denise Grease.
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- The best technique
for edge peace.
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- Yeah, taking an oath
for hair growth, people.
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[laughs]
- Oh, hi!
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Why don't you come on over here
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and let me help you
catch those runaway edges?
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- I know who this is,
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and it's a little too late
for her edges.
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Pat, what are you doing here?
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- You know how much Terry like
the Black Expo.
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So I came to see
if you needed some help.
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- I got Elizabeth.
She got me.
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- Oh, hi!
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So this product
works on 2A, 3A, and 4A.
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It latches
with the convalescent bond
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right at the root.
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- Is she trying to tell me
about Black hair?
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Girl, bye.
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And you should know better.
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- Well, wait. Come back.
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We Black-owned.
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We just ain't Black-employed.
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- See, I told you
you was gonna need some help.
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- I try, but somehow it always
ends up being a mess.
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- Just like Denise--
last time I left her alone,
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she ended up
at the dick-swingin' club,
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trying to take her nephew
to the champagne room.
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- Yeah, I was wasted, and I had
taken a couple of pills,
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in my defense.
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- What fucking defense
is that--Rick James?
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- Okay, can you move?
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'Cause we trying to sell
some grease over here.
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And I know
that I slipped up, Pat,
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but I'm not drinking anymore.
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- Well, what is this?
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- That's Denise's flask, bitch.
You can't read?
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Where'd you find it,
behind the water heater?
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- No, behind the dryer.
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How many fucking flasks you got
at my house, Denise?
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- Just two...
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I think.
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But those are old.
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And I swear, I have been
as sober as a Mormon.
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I haven't touched 'em
since I started the meetings.
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- I don't believe you.
- Okay.
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Well, then come with me
to a meeting, and you'll see.
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- Let's go.
- Oh, I can't leave her here
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by herself.
- Sure you can.
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- Ooh-hoo,
your hair is so funky.
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Can I touch that?
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Oh!
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- Hey, what's up, Bug?
You call me?
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- Uh, yeah.
I wanted to see
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if I could use
your Prime password.
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- What you trying to buy?
'Cause I'm not trying
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to have you mess up
my recommendations
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or seeing my, um...
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- Well, look...
[clears throat]
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I got this situation
with this girl at the mall.
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- Okay, Bug.
Yo, is that the little cutie
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that work at the Cinnabon?
- No.
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- The big-ass goth girl
that work at Hot Topic?
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- No, it's the one--
- Don't tell me
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it's that little AMC Theatres
honey with the little lazy eye.
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- What? Brandon.
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How much time are you spending
at the mall?
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Look, she works
at the Twisted Pretzel.
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- Oh!
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Yeah, I don't know her.
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Yeah, I only fuck
with Auntie Anne's.
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- Okay, well, the thing
with this girl is she's older,
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like, a lot older.
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But I can tell
she really likes me.
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- Okay, but are you sure that
this older woman likes you?
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'Cause, uh, girls your age
don't even like you.
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Matter of fact, girls
of all ages don't like you.
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- Brandon, I'm sure,
like, really sure.
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- All right, Junebug.
Look at you--junior pimp.
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- Yeah, and, you know,
I wanted to practice
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on one of those...
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pocket thingies.
- Oh.
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- That's why I needed
your log-in.
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- Listen, you don't need
no machinery.
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All you need is some advice
from your big brother.
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Go ahead and sit down.
I got you.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Now, you know my first time
was with an older woman, too.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Now, I'm gonna get you
on your stroke game,
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but the first thing
you got to know is--
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got to know to strap up.
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- Like shin guards?
- No.
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Um, you remember them condoms
that I gave you last year?
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- Oh, right.
- Yeah.
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Now, you never want to do it
without a condom.
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- Mm-hmm.
- 'Cause, uh--
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[laughs] Man, it only makes you
want to do it without a condom.
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[laughs]
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Okay, so the second thing
to worry about
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is finishing too fast.
247
00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:41,789
Girls hate that.
248
00:09:41,862 --> 00:09:43,862
Now, what I do when I feel it
coming on, I, uh...
249
00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:48,832
I think of Grandmama naked.
250
00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:53,000
- Ew! No, that's nasty!
251
00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:55,478
- Hey, listen, I'm not proud
of it, but it works.
252
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,761
- [groans]
253
00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:58,377
- Listen,
we got a long day ahead of us.
254
00:09:58,448 --> 00:09:59,618
Next thing I'ma teach you
255
00:09:59,689 --> 00:10:02,759
how to spell the alphabet
with your tongue.
256
00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:05,337
- Hey, uh,
is Mom or Dad around?
257
00:10:05,413 --> 00:10:09,003
I need to speak to an adult.
- Well, I'm an adult.
258
00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:13,656
They're not here, Janelle,
so what's up?
259
00:10:13,724 --> 00:10:16,344
- Okay, well, listen...
260
00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:20,553
I overheard from one of his
little booger-eating friends
261
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,210
that Junebug
might be hooking up
262
00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:24,585
with a 30-year-old.
263
00:10:24,655 --> 00:10:27,615
- Come on, now.
She's only 29.
264
00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:30,099
- But wait--
you know about this?
265
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:33,312
- Yeah, ain't it crazy?
- Yeah, it's also a felony.
266
00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:36,029
- Well, I don't see Junebug
pressing charges any time soon.
267
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,833
[laughs]
- Well, how would you feel
268
00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,996
if some 30-year-old man tried
to hook up with me?
269
00:10:40,068 --> 00:10:41,478
- Uh-uh, hell, nah.
That ain't happening.
270
00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:44,211
I wish a nigga would.
- See?
271
00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,825
It's a double standard.
272
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,306
It's wrong if a man does it
to a girl,
273
00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:50,929
and it's equally wrong
if a woman does it to a boy.
274
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,590
- Nah, it's just
that boys mature faster.
275
00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:57,828
- I'ma pass out.
- Okay.
276
00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:02,724
Janelle, Junebug is going
to be fine, okay?
277
00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:04,213
He's just growing up,
278
00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:06,205
and he's following
in his big brother's footsteps.
279
00:11:06,275 --> 00:11:07,715
- What do you mean?
280
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,383
- Well, I lost my cactus flower
to a older woman, too.
281
00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:12,028
Yeah, Cousin Demarco said
that when I turned 15,
282
00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:15,763
it was time for me to become
a man and poke something.
283
00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:17,587
- Cousin Demarco touched you?
284
00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:19,965
- What? Ew!
Janelle, no.
285
00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:21,694
- Oh.
- He just paid for everything.
286
00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:23,718
Not everybody in this family
has been abused.
287
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:27,793
- You slept with a sex worker
at 15?
288
00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:30,072
Oh, that's so messed up.
289
00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:33,137
Dang, Brandon,
you're a victim.
290
00:11:33,206 --> 00:11:34,926
- Well, uh...
[chuckles]
291
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,790
I ain't feel like no victim.
292
00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:39,722
- That is disturbing.
293
00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:42,313
- Okay, to you,
it is, all right?
294
00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:45,279
But for us, I mean,
it's just part of the process.
295
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:47,764
A woman with more experience
teaches us stuff
296
00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:49,997
so we don't mess up
with girls our age.
297
00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:53,688
- Yeah, but that process
is messed up.
298
00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:56,408
Look, you just
don't realize it yet,
299
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,722
but all those women
and everyone involved
300
00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:01,173
are sexual predators.
301
00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:04,141
- I think
you mean sexual angels...
302
00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:06,166
because I turned out okay,
all right?
303
00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:09,001
It's not like I got any
weird sex issues or anything.
304
00:12:09,068 --> 00:12:10,968
Now... [clears throat]
If you'll excuse me,
305
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,974
I need to wax my ass
before I start my next shift
306
00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:14,454
at the strip club.
307
00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:21,762
- I don't understand why I had
to come to this AA meeting.
308
00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:23,067
- You want your wife
to be surrounded
309
00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:24,307
by all these addicts?
310
00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:26,309
- You be just fine
at your family reunions.
311
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,829
Oh! [coughs]
312
00:12:31,241 --> 00:12:33,591
Uh, Denise,
I think this the wrong room.
313
00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:34,965
This isn't an AA meeting.
314
00:12:35,034 --> 00:12:37,144
- These people don't even
look like they desperate.
315
00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:39,236
- Well,
who said anything about AA?
316
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,240
I said a meeting.
317
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:41,900
A meeting is where people meet.
318
00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:43,165
- Why you bring us
319
00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:45,171
to this fake-ass Pottery Barn
swap meet?
320
00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:46,931
- Hey, hey, baby,
calm down, now.
321
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,660
I'm sure
she has a great explanation.
322
00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:52,594
- Well, actually, Terry,
she doesn't need to calm down.
323
00:12:52,655 --> 00:12:53,995
That's why we're all here.
324
00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:56,308
This is a rage kintsugi class.
325
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:59,899
- You got us
at a Ken Coochi class?
326
00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:01,965
- Pat, I said "kintsugi."
327
00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:05,174
- And who is this nigga,
Ken Coochi?
328
00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:08,001
- Kintsugi
is the Japanese practice
329
00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:10,138
of repairing broken pottery
with gold.
330
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,546
- You ain't Japanese.
331
00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:13,970
Now, you know you done stole
them people culture.
332
00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:17,244
- We break these items
so as to vent,
333
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:22,140
and we repair these items
so as to heal.
334
00:13:22,206 --> 00:13:23,616
- Ooh!
335
00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:25,589
- See? Broken.
336
00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:29,855
But we have the power
to put ourselves back together.
337
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:33,103
- How high are you?
338
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:37,662
- Denise, show her
how you vent your anger.
339
00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:39,074
Mm.
340
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:40,897
- Oh, I'ma need
something bigger than that.
341
00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:43,335
- Like a Crown Royal bottle?
342
00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,343
- Crown Royal bottle.
343
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,173
Yes!
Jesus, that felt good!
344
00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:57,166
[Terry grunts]
345
00:13:57,241 --> 00:13:59,211
- Susan?
346
00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:02,405
- Uh-huh?
- Now it's your turn.
347
00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:04,662
- [softly] Okay.
348
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:06,904
Okay.
349
00:14:06,965 --> 00:14:09,095
Okay.
350
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:12,452
Yeah, that's--
Take that.
351
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:14,307
- That's all you got?
352
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:17,069
- Try to think of something
that happened to you recently
353
00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:19,447
that really triggered
your rage.
354
00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:21,207
- Well...
355
00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:23,655
Starbucks did spell
my name wrong this morning.
356
00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:25,074
- Mm.
357
00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:27,857
- How hard is it
to spell Susan, you bitch!
358
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,281
Oh.
359
00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:32,904
- God damn, S-U-S-A-N,
you don't fuck around.
360
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:35,585
- Try it.
I think you'll like it.
361
00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:37,655
- We don't do
this new-age bullshit, sir.
362
00:14:37,724 --> 00:14:38,904
[bowl shatters]
- Whoa!
363
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,235
- What the fuck
are you doing, Terry?
364
00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:45,312
- I feel whole again.
365
00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:48,759
- You came in this bitch whole.
366
00:14:48,827 --> 00:14:52,587
- Focus on something
that always gives you rage.
367
00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:01,343
- Y'all motherfuckers
crazy around here,
368
00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:03,453
just throwing dishes away.
369
00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:04,997
- Mm.
370
00:15:12,689 --> 00:15:15,169
Mildred. Oh, shit.
371
00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:18,211
Terry, Denise, Lauren.
372
00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:21,995
All you motherfuckers
made me crazy!
373
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:30,314
Hey, you might be on
to something, Ken Coochi.
374
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:34,996
[Ludacris & Shawnna's
"What's Your Fantasy" plays]
375
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,968
- ♪ I want to li-li-li-lick you
from your head to your toes ♪
376
00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:40,974
[crowd cheering]
377
00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:44,904
♪ ♪
378
00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:46,855
- All right, stop.
Stop! Enough!
379
00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:48,791
- Come on,
we paid for that ass.
380
00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:50,212
- Paid? This can't be bought.
381
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:51,785
There ain't no collagen
in this ass.
382
00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:53,142
Damn.
383
00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:56,275
- Yo, you like them poking
384
00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:57,974
and touching all on you
like that?
385
00:15:58,034 --> 00:15:59,694
- I mean, it's part of the job.
386
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,448
- Nah, giving a show is part
of the job.
387
00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:03,027
They doing a little bit more
than that.
388
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,693
- Yeah, I mean, technically,
that was considered fingering.
389
00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:09,238
- [scoffs] Damn.
Pivot.
390
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:11,830
Listen, they can't do nothing
you don't let 'em do.
391
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:13,546
I don't care how much money
they throwin'.
392
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,690
- Hey, yo, let me ask you
something, Mighty.
393
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:18,588
- You can call me Mr. Long.
- Uh, no, thanks.
394
00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:21,135
Listen, um,
the first time you had sex,
395
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,476
was it with a older woman?
396
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:24,031
- Hell, yeah, wasn't everybody?
397
00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:25,313
Shit, it was
my 12th birthday, man.
398
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:27,309
My uncle had me suck
this old lady's titties.
399
00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:29,619
- 12? Don't you think
that was, like, mighty wrong?
400
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,689
- Hell, no,
she's still my best customer.
401
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:36,448
- He was Mighty Long
even back then.
402
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,137
- Damn.
Maybe Janelle's right.
403
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,686
- Her name ain't Janelle.
It's Margaret.
404
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:43,168
And them titties
off-limits now--them is mines.
405
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:46,001
And, brother, they go
all the way to the floor.
406
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:47,448
I got to crawl
to lick them nipples.
407
00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:48,757
Titties got drawstrings on 'em.
408
00:16:48,827 --> 00:16:51,897
♪ ♪
409
00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:54,895
- Come on, now, baby, show us
your Glock, project boy.
410
00:16:54,965 --> 00:16:57,165
- Okay, you know what?
[chuckles] No. No, thanks.
411
00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:59,031
- Buh, buh, buh,
this piece of sexual chocolate
412
00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:00,663
just said no.
413
00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:02,864
- If we wanted to hear "No,"
we would be at a regular club.
414
00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:04,931
- Listen, would you two stop
preying on me?
415
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,450
Check your damn hearing aids.
416
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,657
No means no.
417
00:17:08,724 --> 00:17:11,864
- And yes means yes.
418
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,001
[crowd cheering]
419
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,688
- Hey, hey! Where you going?
420
00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:17,658
You still got 20 minutes left
on your shift.
421
00:17:17,724 --> 00:17:19,624
- My body, my choice.
422
00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:24,381
- Lord...
423
00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:27,448
good hos are hard
to find round here.
424
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,830
- So what's going on
with Megan, man?
425
00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:34,136
Did you get it in yet?
426
00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:37,096
- Ah, nah, you know, I've been
meaning to blow her back out,
427
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:39,172
but just haven't been
to the mall
428
00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:40,591
for a pretzel in a minute.
429
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,475
- Dude,
what are you waiting for?
430
00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:44,761
It's time to seal this deal.
431
00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:46,857
- Junebug, this cannot happen.
432
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,241
It's wrong.
433
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:50,340
And if it was a man,
you would call it assault.
434
00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:52,723
- No, I'd call it disgusting.
435
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:56,003
Now, please, stay
out of my business, Janelle.
436
00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:57,478
- Okay, fine.
437
00:17:57,551 --> 00:17:59,311
But if you decide to do this,
438
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,069
you're gonna wind up living
in the basement
439
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,447
for the rest of your life.
440
00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:04,717
- Brandon lives
in the basement,
441
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,313
so there's no more room.
442
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:11,069
- Okay, yes, but
the "metaphorical basement."
443
00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:13,207
[sighs]
444
00:18:15,103 --> 00:18:18,033
[cell phone chimes]
445
00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:19,863
- Oh, uh, it's Megan.
446
00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:21,591
- Oh!
447
00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:24,095
- She sent the address
to her apartment.
448
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,382
[cell phone chimes]
449
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:28,548
She said come at 7:00
and bring condoms.
450
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:31,720
- Condoms?
That's so hot.
451
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:34,763
- She got an apartment?
Damn.
452
00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:35,997
She's ancient.
453
00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:38,408
- So what you gonna do, bro?
454
00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:44,999
- I guess I, uh,
got to tear that ass up.
455
00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:46,858
- Yeah.
- Tear it up!
456
00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:51,241
- How are we enjoying
the experience?
457
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,620
Putting those pieces
back together?
458
00:18:53,689 --> 00:18:56,619
- I liked it better
when we broke shit.
459
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:58,309
- That's 'cause
you like destruction.
460
00:18:58,379 --> 00:18:59,899
- Okay, Mr. Fix-It.
461
00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:03,615
- Hey, if I learn how to do
this and my regular therapy,
462
00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:05,719
I'll be just like
Nelson Mandela.
463
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:07,453
- [laughs]
464
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,967
Now, Pat, can't you see how
this can be helpful?
465
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,284
- Putting pieces together
466
00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:13,864
ain't gonna
magically fix shit, Denise.
467
00:19:13,931 --> 00:19:15,211
- It's a process, Pat.
468
00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:17,275
I mean, breaking this shit
into little pieces
469
00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:20,384
and putting it back together
with gold is just a reminder.
470
00:19:20,448 --> 00:19:22,658
- A reminder of what?
- That it's possible.
471
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:26,414
- Oh.
That's so beautiful.
472
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:27,972
And I can feel it,
473
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,724
but I still think
you need a real AA meeting.
474
00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:32,593
- I tried AA.
475
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,205
I was the only Black person
in there.
476
00:19:34,275 --> 00:19:35,515
I could never be myself.
477
00:19:35,586 --> 00:19:37,926
- Ain't no niggas
in here either.
478
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,450
- Pat, this is helping Denise.
479
00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:43,097
We should encourage her.
- Yeah.
480
00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:46,862
And, hey, maybe you two could
use it to help yourselves.
481
00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:48,341
- What you talking
about, honey?
482
00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:50,173
'Cause I only drink
Olive Garden wine
483
00:19:50,241 --> 00:19:51,761
at Olive Garden.
484
00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:54,517
- You don't drink, but you got
messed-up mama problems
485
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:57,446
and an Ashley problem
and your hair.
486
00:19:57,517 --> 00:20:01,447
- Oh, if it ain't the elbow
calling the kneecap ashy.
487
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:05,901
You just found out
your daddy wasn't your daddy.
488
00:20:05,965 --> 00:20:07,405
- Exactly.
489
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:10,722
So that's why we all need
all this healing in our lives.
490
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,383
- And there's never a good time
to remind everyone
491
00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:16,238
that Rachel will be processing
your payment of $300
492
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,690
for your broken items
before you leave.
493
00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:21,308
- You pay this nigga $300
for this shit?
494
00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:23,549
- Girl, no,
I still got Lee's credit card.
495
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:26,030
- Ooh.
- What you doing?
496
00:20:26,103 --> 00:20:28,663
- I'm getting the fuck out
of here before we get robbed.
497
00:20:28,724 --> 00:20:32,414
I'ma take me a 12-piece set
with me.
498
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,452
Grab some shit!
499
00:20:41,103 --> 00:20:42,623
- What are you guys doing?
500
00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,239
- Stopping you
from making a mistake.
501
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,170
- Mm-hmm.
502
00:20:46,241 --> 00:20:47,591
- Uh, no, I was just going--
503
00:20:47,655 --> 00:20:51,135
- Oh, we know where your
little nasty self was going.
504
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,516
- Yeah, we went down to the
mall to have a talk with Megan
505
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,276
to make sure
she wasn't trying to link up
506
00:20:55,344 --> 00:20:57,214
and twist your pretzel.
507
00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:59,755
- We made it very clear
508
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:02,277
that if she does
anything like this again,
509
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,074
we're going to the police...
- Mm-hmm.
510
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,237
- The FBI...
- Mm-hmm.
511
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:07,450
- And the M-A-M-A.
512
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,967
- What's the M-A--
both: Mama.
513
00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:14,484
- Look, I am, uh,
really, really sorry, bro.
514
00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:16,481
- [sighs] Nah, thank God.
515
00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:18,211
- Wait, you're not mad?
516
00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:19,895
- Uh-uh. I'm relieved.
517
00:21:19,965 --> 00:21:21,755
Shoot, I was gonna tell her
I was sick
518
00:21:21,827 --> 00:21:24,237
so I didn't have
to go through with it.
519
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:26,140
[sighs]
Man, I was scared as hell.
520
00:21:26,206 --> 00:21:27,406
- Yeah, that's on me.
521
00:21:27,482 --> 00:21:30,592
Um, I should've been honest
with you.
522
00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:32,585
[exhales sharply]
Listen, the truth is
523
00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:34,685
that when I got pressured
into doing it,
524
00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:37,478
I was terrified, too.
- For real?
525
00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:40,591
- Nah, it was actually
the best night of my life.
526
00:21:40,655 --> 00:21:43,475
But I wasn't the adult
in the situation.
527
00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:45,211
I mean, if that would've
happened to a girl,
528
00:21:45,275 --> 00:21:46,545
it would've been sexual misuse.
529
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,930
- Abuse.
- That's what I said.
530
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,380
But when it happens to us,
it's just part of being a man,
531
00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:53,898
mainly because we love it.
532
00:21:53,965 --> 00:21:58,855
I mean, yo,
we really, really love it.
533
00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,971
- I want to love it.
534
00:22:03,551 --> 00:22:05,381
- You will, all right?
535
00:22:05,448 --> 00:22:07,028
But when it's time.
536
00:22:07,103 --> 00:22:08,523
Look, I did it too soon,
537
00:22:08,586 --> 00:22:11,166
and that's why Janelle says
that I have...
538
00:22:11,241 --> 00:22:13,901
Wait, what do I have again?
- Unresolved issues with sex.
539
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,855
- Right, those.
540
00:22:15,931 --> 00:22:17,831
Probably why I love stripping
so much.
541
00:22:17,896 --> 00:22:21,236
It gives me power,
control, some agency.
542
00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:22,930
[laughs]
543
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,900
I be having insights lately.
- Uh-huh.
544
00:22:25,965 --> 00:22:28,755
Look, our generation
doesn't have to do
545
00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:31,717
what everyone else thinks
is "normal."
546
00:22:31,793 --> 00:22:33,313
- Good.
547
00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:34,619
Want to go play video games?
548
00:22:34,689 --> 00:22:36,379
- Yeah, let's do it.
- [laughs]
549
00:22:36,448 --> 00:22:39,338
Hey, how good
did Megan look, though?
550
00:22:39,413 --> 00:22:41,413
- Ah, it doesn't matter.
- Yeah.
551
00:22:41,482 --> 00:22:43,072
Man, it really doesn't matter,
all right?
552
00:22:43,137 --> 00:22:45,787
And, honestly, she was
way too old for you, anyway.
553
00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:48,142
- You got her number,
didn't you?
554
00:22:48,206 --> 00:22:49,686
- I'ma break it in for you.
555
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:58,070
- What you got there, Terry?
- A package for Junebug.
556
00:22:58,137 --> 00:22:59,617
[grunts]
557
00:22:59,689 --> 00:23:01,899
I didn't even know
he had an account.
558
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:04,515
- You do know that opening up
someone else's mail
559
00:23:04,586 --> 00:23:06,516
is a federal crime, right?
560
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,336
- Girl,
kids ain't got no rights
561
00:23:08,413 --> 00:23:10,383
unless somebody touching them.
562
00:23:10,448 --> 00:23:13,308
- What the hell is this,
a flashlight?
563
00:23:13,379 --> 00:23:14,479
- It's a thermos.
564
00:23:14,551 --> 00:23:16,931
- Pocket pussy.
565
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,210
What?
566
00:23:18,275 --> 00:23:19,335
That's the only time
I let another bitch
567
00:23:19,413 --> 00:23:21,383
in the bedroom.
568
00:23:21,448 --> 00:23:23,518
- Junebug bought this?
569
00:23:23,586 --> 00:23:25,966
- Why the bitch white?
570
00:23:28,034 --> 00:23:31,104
- Ah...just the person
we looking for.
571
00:23:31,172 --> 00:23:32,592
- See, Pat?
572
00:23:32,655 --> 00:23:36,375
If I was still drinking,
now, this shit would be funny.
573
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,448
But it's just sad.
574
00:23:41,034 --> 00:23:44,624
- What in the devil
is this contraption?
575
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:47,239
- Mm-hmm, that's what
we was gonna ask you.
576
00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:50,480
- Uh, I've never seen anything
like it before.
577
00:23:50,551 --> 00:23:52,551
- You becoming a man, son.
578
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:56,000
Get the pussy
and forget her name.
579
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,308
- Sit.
580
00:23:58,379 --> 00:24:01,379
Listen, now,
I know you getting older
581
00:24:01,448 --> 00:24:04,238
and you got
certain curiosities,
582
00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:07,970
but, uh, you too young
to be buying stuff like this.
583
00:24:08,034 --> 00:24:10,794
- Well, he didn't,
'cause it's mine.
584
00:24:10,862 --> 00:24:13,522
- You too old
to be buying stuff like this.
585
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,546
- I just get lonely sometimes.
586
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,410
- Nigga,
you the only stripper I know
587
00:24:17,482 --> 00:24:19,832
that don't get no real pussy.
588
00:24:19,896 --> 00:24:21,586
- Brandon, uh,
you know, I don't agree
589
00:24:21,655 --> 00:24:23,025
with your occupation, son,
590
00:24:23,103 --> 00:24:25,623
but, please, do not deliver
any of this nastiness
591
00:24:25,689 --> 00:24:27,589
to my house ever again, son,
you hear me?
592
00:24:27,655 --> 00:24:28,895
- Yes, sir.
You got it.
593
00:24:28,965 --> 00:24:30,965
No more nasty.
- All right, now.
594
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:34,344
Your mother and I are going
to bed.
595
00:24:34,413 --> 00:24:36,213
[exhales deeply]
596
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:38,515
- I don't share my dick.
597
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,862
What, we gonna have
a ménage a toy?
598
00:24:50,482 --> 00:24:53,792
- Thanks, man.
[chuckles] I owe you one.
599
00:24:53,862 --> 00:24:56,792
- No, you don't,
'cause I'm keeping this.
600
00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:58,592
I'ma break it in for you.
601
00:25:05,827 --> 00:25:10,207
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman,
and she don't take no stuff ♪
602
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:14,335
♪ She's a grown-ass woman,
and you can't get enough ♪
603
00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:18,593
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
with family and kids ♪
604
00:25:18,655 --> 00:25:21,785
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
605
00:25:21,862 --> 00:25:28,032
♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
606
00:25:28,082 --> 00:25:32,632
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