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- "The Ms. Pat Show" is filmed
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in front
of a live studio audience.
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- One thing
in life we all learn:
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sometimes you gotta fuck up
to find out.
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Just ask the President.
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As a parent, it's hard
to watch your child be stupid
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the same way you were stupid,
even though you tell
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they stupid ass not
to be stupid.
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Some people who can't swim know
not to get they ass in the pool
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and other motherfuckers ain't
gonna be happy till they drown.
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- All right, I'll send
my paperwork in today.
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Yes, it's an honor
to be a part of the Black Expo.
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By honor I mean yours. [laughs]
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No, Denise Grease
is gonna shut it down.
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I promise.
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Okay, bye.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Things are looking up, bitch.
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[laughs]
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- Don't forget to set the trash
out on Tuesday
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and pick up Janelle
from her debate class
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on Wednesday
and please don't forget
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to set your funky-ass shoes out
at night.
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- Pat, first off,
my shoes don't stink.
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- You right, baby.
Your feet do.
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- And so does your navel.
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- Well, look, girl, you only
going to Chicago for two days.
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What you so nervous about?
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- 'Cause it's one
of the biggest shows
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of my career.
Andie Stein is gonna be there.
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- Andie Stein, that's
that big-time comedy agent
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you was talking about?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You said that she fights real
hard for her clients, right?
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- Literally.
She put a small person
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in a headlock for talking
about one of her clients.
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That's how she got on pills.
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She pulled her back out
when she bent over.
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- So you trying to impress
a violent, drunk pillhead.
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- That's the comedy game, baby.
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They all violent,
drunk pillheads.
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- All right.
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- But she's good,
and if she like me,
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things could change.
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- Hmm.
Well, you ain't got to worry
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about nothing round here,
all right?
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You just focus on trying
to make the crazy lady laugh.
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All right?
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I got the kids under control.
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- You know, I'm more concerned
about Denise.
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Can you please keep a eye
on her and make sure
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she ain't drinking
while I'm gone?
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- You know,
I'd be happy to babysit Denise,
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but I'm taking Junebug
to a duck-hunting trip
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with Ryan and his dad.
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- Duck hunting?
- Yeah.
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- The shit white people get you
to do.
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- [laughs]
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Well, I'm just glad to see
these kids doing some activity
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besides watching TikTok videos
all day.
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Ay, but look, you know what?
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We gonna be there all day,
all right?
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So Janelle and Brandon is gonna
watch Denise, all right?
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And after that I'll watch her,
but I need you
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to do me another favor too.
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- Terry,
I done already told you
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that shit hurt and I ain't
doing it till you 60.
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- You just hoping
that when I turn 60
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I ain't gonna be able
to do it no more.
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- You right.
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- But you know what?
Hey, actually
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I am talking about Ashley,
all right?
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You saying down there with her
in Chicago so I want you
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to please be nice
to her girlfriend, okay?
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Tanika was very nice
at the funeral.
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- Terry,
everybody's nice at a funeral.
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The most you can do is piss
on a pew.
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Hey, Denise.
- Hey.
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- How you doing?
- Oh, I'm perfect.
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I actually just got a booth
at the Black Expo
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for Denise Grease.
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- Ooh, wow.
- Oh, my God.
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That is so dope, Denise.
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- I'm so proud of you.
Gon' girl.
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- Aw, I'm proud of you too,
Pat-Pat.
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Go on and kill your show.
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I can't wait to hear all
about it.
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- Hey.
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I trust you.
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I love you.
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- I love you too.
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- You catch
that bitch sneaking liquor,
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you lock her ass
in the basement
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like Anne Frank.
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- Mm.
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- ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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- [coughing] Babe,
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crack a window
if you gonna burn that shit.
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I'm trying
to breathe over here.
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- I have to clear my chakras
before your mama gets here.
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You know she hate me
more than Jada hate Will.
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- Babe, it's gonna be fine,
okay?
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She's gonna like you
because she knows I love you.
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[knock at door]
[coughs] Now put that shit away
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before she hates you more.
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- Hey, Ma.
- Hey.
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- [laughs] Come in.
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- Wow, so this is how
lesbian apartments look?
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Mm, I was expecting
at least one rainbow flag.
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- Sorry to disappoint.
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- Not even a picture of Ellen?
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- [laughs]
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- Ms. Pat, you are too much.
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- Babe, I told you my mom
is not a hugger, okay?
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Unless she's known you
20, 30 years
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and given birth to you,
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and even then it's gotta be
after some trauma.
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- Well, in my family
we huggers.
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You just need the right hug.
Trust me. Come on.
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- This motherfucker trying
to turn me out.
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- [laughs]
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I know you not about
to be homophobic all week.
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- No, just today.
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I'm just kidding.
You know I'm a comedian.
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But look, I got tickets
to my show tonight
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and see if y'all wanna come.
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- I'd love to,
but I gotta prepare
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for my catering gig I booked.
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Baby, you should go,
support your mama.
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- I'm down as long as I'm not
in the act this time.
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- Make sure you laugh loud
'cause I got one
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of the biggest comedy agents
coming to see me, Andie Stein.
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You know she--
- Curb stomped Steve Harvey
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for stealing one
of her clients' wigs?
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You told me already.
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- Let us show you to your room.
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But first...
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Fuck she doing,
trying to cook my pussy?
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- No. Just let her.
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- Ah, good, good, good.
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You're all here.
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We need to talk.
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While Mom's gone, okay,
we need to pick up the slack.
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I want everyone
to watch out for Denise.
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- Why, is she stealing hair dye
from Walmart again?
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- No.
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Well, probably.
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But your Auntie Denise
relapsed.
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- Yeah,
she been drinking again.
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We ran into each other
at the bar I work at.
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- Wait a minute.
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You gave your auntie
a lap dance?
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- Sounds like a porn category.
- Okay.
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Will you two shut up?
Nothing happened.
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She was there,
and she was just drinking.
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- So that means
she saw you there naked.
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- I wear a tasteful
red G-string, thank you.
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- Hey! Let's keep our eyes
focused on the balls.
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[laughter]
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- That's funny.
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- I will not be slut-shamed.
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- [laughs]
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- Okay, okay. Hold up, y'all.
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We upset Tragic Mike.
- Oh!
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[laughter]
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- Ay, ay, ay, Brandon!
Come back in, boy.
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Come on, come on, come on.
Settle down, settle down,
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settle down.
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[both sigh]
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We talking about Denise now.
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- And Auntie was doing so well.
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What happened?
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- Well, I mean,
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recovery is a seesaw, Junebug.
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All recovering addicts
have their ups and downs.
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- Exactly, she's going through
a difficult time right now,
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and she needs all of us
to be here for her.
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But Junebug and I can't be
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'cause we're going
duck hunting
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with Ryan and his dad.
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- Well, I can't watch
Aunt Denise today.
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I'm working a hospice party.
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What? Don't judge.
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Dead people gotta get rid
of they money somehow.
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- Well,
I can't watch her either.
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I'm going to a music festival.
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- [sighs]
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Uh-uh,
but we can't take on Denise.
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- Why?
- Because this is supposed
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to be a man trip.
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- Not with you there.
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- Ay, boy, look, we running out
of options now, Junebug.
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Either you want duck Denise
or drunk Denise.
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- Duck it.
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- Make yourself at home.
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- The guest room isn't much,
so we figured
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you'd be more comfortable here
in our bedroom.
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- Our room?
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You share a bed
with your roommate?
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- Tanika,
can you give us a minute?
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- Sure, baby.
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- So what we not gonna do
is play this game.
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She is not my roommate.
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She's my girlfriend.
What is with you?
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You said you were gonna work
on this.
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- You know
I accept you being gay.
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It's just weird seeing you
be gay with another gay
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being gay.
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- And I understand that,
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but would you please be nice
to Tanika?
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I love her, Ma, and I need
you two to get along.
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- Girl, you know
I'm like Martin Luther King.
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Hey, I judge people by
the content of they character,
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not by what they eat.
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- [laughs]
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I hate it
when you say something awful
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and it makes me laugh anyway.
[laughs]
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- Hey, that's a gift I have.
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It gets me out of shit
with your daddy all the time.
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- [laughs]
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- But do you really love
that girl?
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Huh?
- Yeah.
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And I love you too.
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- Well, don't you ever forget
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that this is the first vagina
you ever sniffed.
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- And that's why
I came out crying.
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You get settled.
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I'm gonna go help Tanika.
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She's making us
a big vegan dinner.
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Be nice.
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- [sighs]
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What the fuck?
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When did dicks come
with a seat belt?
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- So what you think, Denise,
huh?
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- Are you outta your mind?
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What about me
screams "duck hunting" to you?
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Would I invite you
to go get some pads with me?
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- Come on now, Denise.
It'll be fun, huh?
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We'd be out there
in the nature.
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[sniffs deeply] Fresh air, huh?
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The golden sun. [laughs]
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- So when's the fun part
coming?
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[duck calls quacking]
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Oh, fuck no.
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- Oh, hey, hey, everybody.
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- Ryan, go get Junebug.
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- Okey dokey.
Oh, Junebug?
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- So are we ready?
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00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:31,925
- Uh, yeah, we ready,
but where's Evan?
252
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,210
I thought this was
a fathers and sons trip?
253
00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:37,655
- Yeah, it would be
if Ryan's deadbeat father
254
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,834
hadn't canceled
like he did our marriage.
255
00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:42,826
[strained laughing]
256
00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:48,621
I'm over it.
257
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,339
It's okay if I come, though,
right?
258
00:10:50,413 --> 00:10:51,833
- Well, I don't think
that Pat would feel comfortable
259
00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:54,206
with me going in the woods
alone with another woman.
260
00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:56,685
- Right, yeah.
I can understand that.
261
00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:58,968
- Yeah.
- Unless Denise--
262
00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:02,624
Denise,
why don't you come with us?
263
00:11:02,689 --> 00:11:05,169
Oh, I could use
an estrogen buddy.
264
00:11:05,241 --> 00:11:09,241
- No, bitch.
You could use a man.
265
00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:12,070
- Oh, come duck hunting
with us.
266
00:11:12,137 --> 00:11:14,517
I mean,
you already killed Tweety Bird
267
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,826
and put him on your head.
268
00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:29,657
- [groaning]
269
00:11:31,068 --> 00:11:32,028
Ah!
270
00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:34,763
- Mom? What are you doing?
271
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:37,827
- Why are you snooping
through our stuff?
272
00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,406
Ashley, baby, this ain't cool.
273
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:40,552
I feel violated.
274
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,070
- You feel violated?
275
00:11:42,137 --> 00:11:45,167
I almost died
in a dick-alanche.
276
00:11:45,241 --> 00:11:47,211
- Mom.
277
00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:49,405
- Ms. Pat,
the dinner I made is ready
278
00:11:49,482 --> 00:11:52,212
if you're even interested.
279
00:11:52,275 --> 00:11:54,715
- [sighs]
280
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:01,003
[dildo vibrating]
281
00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:06,618
Die, motherfucker! Go to sleep.
282
00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:08,339
Die!
283
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:10,933
- Ma.
284
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,410
- Cut your man off.
285
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:18,475
- Stay outta my stuff.
286
00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:26,375
- You know,
this china was passed down
287
00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:28,448
to me
by my great-great-grandma.
288
00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:32,857
- Wow, I've never eaten off
slave plates before.
289
00:12:32,931 --> 00:12:35,761
- Ma, can you please just--
290
00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:36,857
- What? That was a compliment.
291
00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:38,621
This is some fancy shit.
292
00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:41,099
- Well, I only bust it out
for special company.
293
00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:42,552
- You're gonna love the food,
Ma.
294
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,690
Tanika can burn.
295
00:12:43,758 --> 00:12:45,098
You won't even know it's vegan.
296
00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:49,072
- I think food is only good
when it's been shot.
297
00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:52,027
- You should try
her buckwheat rolls. [laughs]
298
00:12:52,103 --> 00:12:53,313
- Yeah, you know,
I ever told you the time
299
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:55,519
I knew a crackhead
named Buckwheat Roll?
300
00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:58,376
Bitch was so talented she could
unzip the drug dealers' pants
301
00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,308
with her pussy.
302
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:03,099
- Well,
that's quite a skill set.
303
00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:05,789
- Mm.
304
00:13:05,862 --> 00:13:08,142
They're pretty good.
305
00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:09,546
If you can do this
with buckwheat,
306
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:10,660
I can imagine what you can do
307
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:13,694
with Alfalfa and Froggy.
308
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,858
- They never taught me that
in culinary school.
309
00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:17,971
- You a chef?
310
00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:19,454
Mm, I never knew that.
311
00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:22,717
- That's because you never
ask her about herself, Ma.
312
00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:24,383
- You right. You right.
313
00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:28,098
So Tanika, what you wanna be
when you grow up?
314
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:29,622
- Thank you so much for asking.
315
00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:32,239
Well, actually, when I grow up,
316
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,210
I plan to someday open
an organic vegan restaurant
317
00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:36,025
in an underserved community.
318
00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:38,483
- Nigga, that shit gonna be
closed in two weeks.
319
00:13:41,413 --> 00:13:44,033
They don't eat this shit
in the hood.
320
00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:45,483
This shit'll get you killed.
321
00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:47,281
- [laughing] That's exactly
what needs to change.
322
00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:48,974
- Hell, I didn't even have
my first fruit
323
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:50,594
till I went to juvie.
324
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,925
Unless you count
a Now and Later,
325
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,380
a apple now and a orange later.
326
00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:56,278
[both laugh]
327
00:13:57,965 --> 00:14:00,785
But I respect
what you're doing.
328
00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:02,692
- Thank you so much, Ms. Pat.
329
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,138
- Aw. [laughs]
330
00:14:05,206 --> 00:14:07,476
- Fuck wrong with you?
331
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:11,101
- It just means a lot
to see you two getting along.
332
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:13,482
- So you had to fuck it up
by saying it out loud?
333
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:22,311
- This is so boring.
334
00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:24,689
When are we gonna get
to kill something?
335
00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:25,898
- Seriously.
336
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,995
I'll shoot anything
at this point.
337
00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:34,834
- Hey,
y'all have some patience, boys.
338
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:38,066
Now, we only been out here
six hours.
339
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:39,617
Damn.
- Shh!
340
00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:42,309
The ducks can sense
your anxiety, okay?
341
00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:45,789
We need to be more Zen,
more quiet.
342
00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:48,522
Any little noise
can scare them away.
343
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:51,446
[bag crinkling]
344
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:52,757
- What the hell
y'all looking at?
345
00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:54,927
The ducks is up there.
346
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,380
And if you don't like it,
347
00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:57,998
you shouldn't have dragged
my ass out here, Terry.
348
00:14:58,068 --> 00:14:59,928
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
349
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,550
Come on now, Denise.
350
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,000
You heard her.
Listen, we gotta be quiet
351
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:05,968
and Zen or else
we ain't gonna get none
352
00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,104
of these ducks out here.
353
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,282
- Y'all ain't getting no ducks
354
00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:10,074
'cause y'all don't know how
to shoot.
355
00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:14,447
[sighs] Give me the gun,
Elmer Fudge Brownie.
356
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:16,477
Let a bitch from the street
show you how to do it.
357
00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:19,721
- Come on.
Let's see what you got.
358
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,623
[gunshot]
359
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:28,967
- Aflac.
360
00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:34,967
Thank you. I'll be in the car.
361
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:38,926
- Shit, I didn't realize
how late it was.
362
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,520
We gotta get down
to the comedy club.
363
00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:42,136
- Hey, Ma?
364
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:43,586
I really see
you're making an effort,
365
00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:45,305
and I appreciate it.
366
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,449
- Look, I don't have a problem
367
00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:48,167
with the women-loving
community.
368
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:50,171
I just can't do it.
Shit, I've seen my drawers
369
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,001
when I take them off.
- [laughs]
370
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,478
- They look like
your real daddy.
371
00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:57,141
- [laughs]
372
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,206
You are really something else.
373
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:01,405
So you good with Tanika?
374
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,972
- I'm good with her
if you good with her.
375
00:16:03,034 --> 00:16:04,074
I really don't care
who you love
376
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,927
as long
as they're a good person.
377
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,790
- So you think
she's a good person?
378
00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,342
- I do if you do.
379
00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:19,072
- [laughs]
380
00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:22,407
[door clicks shut]
- So fucking mushy.
381
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,861
[elevator chimes]
382
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:28,791
Damn it,
I left my phone upstairs.
383
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,662
Go start the car.
I'll be down in just a second.
384
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:31,694
- On it.
385
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:39,591
- Ugh, this elevator
always takes forever.
386
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:40,755
- Well, hope it hurry up.
387
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:41,827
I would hate for you
to miss church
388
00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:43,276
in your Sunday's best.
389
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:46,484
- [laughs] Girl, you funny.
390
00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:49,281
- I better be. I'm a comedian.
- What?
391
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:50,764
Do you ever perform
around here?
392
00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:52,517
- Yeah, actually tonight.
393
00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:54,996
- What? What time?
394
00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:56,928
I might slide though.
395
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,970
I'm meeting up
with my sneaky link,
396
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:02,554
but she talking about I gotta
get my fine ass out right after
397
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,830
just because her girlfriend
annoying-ass mama in town
398
00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:09,206
or some shit.
399
00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:11,165
- Annoying-ass mama?
- Girl, yes.
400
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:15,661
- Would your sneaky link happen
to be a vegan vagina-eater?
401
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,724
- What?
402
00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,593
Girl, is you psychic too?
403
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:22,755
Yes!
She into all that earthy shit.
404
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:25,097
Like her apartment always
be smelling like some...
405
00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:27,142
- Witch pussy?
406
00:17:27,206 --> 00:17:28,856
- Well, I was gonna say
kombucha coochie,
407
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:30,481
but, I mean, yeah, that too.
[elevator chimes]
408
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:33,788
- No, you go first.
409
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:35,382
- Oh, thank you.
410
00:17:35,448 --> 00:17:37,688
Oh, actually
I just got my nails done.
411
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,138
Can you press the button
for floor--
412
00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:41,096
- Six.
413
00:17:41,172 --> 00:17:43,482
- [gasps] Girl,
you really is psychic.
414
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:46,031
I always loved
"That's So Raven."
415
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,974
Tanika?
416
00:17:51,034 --> 00:17:52,624
- Damn, you don't waste no
time.
417
00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:54,279
Girl, bring your fine ass
over here.
418
00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:55,694
- Girl, I'm so sorry.
419
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:57,588
I tried to text you,
but she wouldn't let me.
420
00:17:57,655 --> 00:17:59,615
- What you mean?
Who wouldn't let you?
421
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:02,209
- Surprise, nigga bitch.
422
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,590
So I met your little side piece
down at the elevator.
423
00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:08,235
- Uh, okay, no.
Not a side piece.
424
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:10,240
I'm a weekend woman.
425
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,380
- I don't know what the hell
you talking about.
426
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:13,448
I don't know this woman.
- 'Scuse me?
427
00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:15,337
- You think I hook up
with this Walgreens-ass ho?
428
00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:18,103
- Excuse me?
This dress is from Target.
429
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:20,382
- I knew you was fucked up.
- Look, you just a homophobe.
430
00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:21,618
You can get the hell out.
431
00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:24,309
- Oh, no, bitch.
I'm a whore-aphobe.
432
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:26,209
- What you doing?
- I'm calling Ashley
433
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:27,335
to let her know
that you out here cheating
434
00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:28,413
with her cold dicks.
435
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,342
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Aah!
436
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,793
- No!
[dishes smash]
437
00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:34,406
- [gasps in horror]
438
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,310
- At least now them plantation
plates know they free.
439
00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:40,029
- You broke
my grandmama plates.
440
00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,693
- Girl,
fuck your grandma plates.
441
00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:43,688
- Man, fuck you,
meat-munching bitch!
442
00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:45,338
- What you wanna do,
motherfucker?
443
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:47,553
What you wanna do?
444
00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:52,592
- You sure you wanna do that?
445
00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:55,095
- Damn,
you quiet for a big-ass dude.
446
00:18:55,172 --> 00:18:59,382
- And you're a good shot
for a drunk.
447
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,518
- I haven't had a drink today.
448
00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:03,926
- Hey, look, I'm not gonna take
that from you.
449
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,380
That's something that you gotta
do for yourself.
450
00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:08,168
- Yeah, well,
just don't tell Pat-Pat
451
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:09,661
'cause I ain't--
- Hey, hey.
452
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:13,144
Your sister and me both
love you so much,
453
00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:15,686
through the highs and the lows.
454
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:19,238
Now Denise,
we've always had your back.
455
00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:20,900
- I know.
456
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:24,275
And I appreciate that.
I really do.
457
00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:26,074
- Ay, Denise?
458
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:27,547
I'm gonna find you
an AA meeting.
459
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:29,030
- No, fuck that, Terry.
460
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:30,793
I ain't going to no AA meeting.
461
00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:35,242
AA stands
for "Absolutely Ah-Not," okay?
462
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:40,520
- Denise,
you know you need help.
463
00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:43,136
- I just ain't ready yet,
Terry.
464
00:19:43,206 --> 00:19:45,336
I can't do it right now.
465
00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:47,283
I take my sobriety one day
at a time,
466
00:19:47,344 --> 00:19:50,074
which means I'ma get sober
one day
467
00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:51,657
in time.
468
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,624
- If AA isn't for you,
we'll figure out what is.
469
00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:56,449
All right?
470
00:19:56,517 --> 00:20:00,997
We gonna get you through this,
Denise, as a family.
471
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:02,858
Right?
472
00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:06,792
[exhales heavily]
473
00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:11,375
Look,
lemme go pack up our stuff.
474
00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:15,168
Let's go home.
475
00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:33,003
- I can't believe you got me
sitting in a jail cell
476
00:20:33,068 --> 00:20:34,618
'cause you couldn't take
a punch.
477
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:36,309
- You lucky Ava was there.
478
00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:37,659
- You better be glad
that bitch was a snitch
479
00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:39,594
and called the cops
'cause I'd have stomped
480
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,855
your head so hard
your vegan ass would've woke up
481
00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:44,791
wanting chicken.
482
00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,552
- Oh, please, man.
I would have--
483
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,830
- You wouldn't have did shit
but bled.
484
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:50,546
Shut the fuck up!
485
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,240
Tonight was special,
and you fucked it up
486
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,790
for me with your cheating ass.
487
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:57,282
- She cheated on you?
488
00:20:57,344 --> 00:21:01,794
- Do it look like I'd sleep
with that T.I.-looking bitch?
489
00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:05,904
She cheated on my daughter.
490
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,305
- Don't care.
491
00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:09,589
I do like these shoes though.
492
00:21:09,655 --> 00:21:10,855
Run 'em.
493
00:21:10,931 --> 00:21:13,791
- Big bitch, do it look
like I could run?
494
00:21:13,862 --> 00:21:15,142
- Run 'em.
495
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:16,336
- Oh, you want these shoes?
496
00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:18,833
No problem.
497
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:21,716
Don't fuck with me, Big Bird.
- Oh, shit!
498
00:21:21,793 --> 00:21:23,283
Ow.
499
00:21:23,344 --> 00:21:26,664
- Fuckin' Shaq-looking ho.
500
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:28,174
Tanika? Ma?
501
00:21:28,241 --> 00:21:29,661
I was waiting downstairs
and saw y'all getting arrested.
502
00:21:29,724 --> 00:21:31,004
What in the hell happened?
503
00:21:31,068 --> 00:21:32,998
- Babe, don't listen
to a damn thing she say.
504
00:21:33,068 --> 00:21:35,138
- This girl don't give a shit
about you, Ashley.
505
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,586
- What?
- Go on,
506
00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:39,965
tell her how I caught you
cheating, slutty vegan.
507
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,763
- What in the hell
is she talking about?
508
00:21:45,827 --> 00:21:47,517
- Your mama been trying
to break us up since day one.
509
00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:49,096
She been ready with this lie.
510
00:21:49,172 --> 00:21:50,172
- Ashley,
if you believe this girl,
511
00:21:50,241 --> 00:21:52,311
you are a overeducated dummy.
512
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:53,549
- Ma!
513
00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:55,140
See, if you dated men,
514
00:21:55,206 --> 00:21:57,826
you wouldn't get cheated on.
515
00:21:57,896 --> 00:22:00,996
Well, you know
what the fuck I mean!
516
00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:02,998
- No, I don't actually.
517
00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:05,618
Is that what this is about,
the fact that she's not a man?
518
00:22:05,689 --> 00:22:07,279
So all that stuff
about accepting Tanika
519
00:22:07,344 --> 00:22:08,664
was just bullshit?
520
00:22:08,724 --> 00:22:10,144
- I don't give a fuck
about you liking girls.
521
00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:13,096
I just don't want you liking
this ain't-shit-ass girl!
522
00:22:13,172 --> 00:22:16,342
- Ma, stop.
523
00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:18,663
I bailed y'all out.
Come on.
524
00:22:23,379 --> 00:22:24,689
- Ma, let's go.
- No.
525
00:22:24,758 --> 00:22:26,068
- I thought you had a show.
526
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:29,897
- I did, but your fucking
roommate fucked it up.
527
00:22:29,965 --> 00:22:31,475
- She's my girlfriend.
528
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,481
- Child, I would save
that title
529
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,381
for a bitch
who deserves it.
530
00:22:40,137 --> 00:22:42,447
- Let's go, Tanika.
531
00:22:42,517 --> 00:22:44,207
We'll talk about this at home.
532
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,135
- I'll call her
your girlfriend.
533
00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:47,756
Pay my shit.
534
00:22:47,827 --> 00:22:50,477
You can fight, but you stupid.
535
00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:52,901
- Shut the fuck up.
536
00:22:52,965 --> 00:22:54,545
Prison bitches
always wanna act tough
537
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:55,790
until you get your ass beat,
538
00:22:55,862 --> 00:22:58,692
and now you wanna be my friend,
huh?
539
00:22:58,758 --> 00:23:02,518
- Yeah.
540
00:23:06,206 --> 00:23:07,276
- I'm telling y'all,
541
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,524
my daughter just as stupid
as I was.
542
00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:09,826
My baby daddy ain't did shit
for me
543
00:23:09,896 --> 00:23:11,516
but gave me crabs, gonorrhea,
fleas,
544
00:23:11,586 --> 00:23:14,376
and a heartbreak
and two beautiful fucking kids.
545
00:23:14,448 --> 00:23:15,548
- [laughs]
- Oh yeah,
546
00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:16,760
and he gave me a Happy Meal,
547
00:23:16,827 --> 00:23:18,587
and the nigga
kept the "Star Wars" cup.
548
00:23:18,655 --> 00:23:21,135
- [laughs]
- [laughing] You're funny.
549
00:23:21,206 --> 00:23:22,516
[retches]
- Ooh.
550
00:23:22,586 --> 00:23:24,026
- [groans]
551
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:26,213
Really funny.
552
00:23:26,275 --> 00:23:27,235
- Damn.
553
00:23:27,310 --> 00:23:28,380
You okay, drunk bitch?
554
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:31,238
- No.
555
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,030
You're Pat Carson.
556
00:23:33,103 --> 00:23:34,663
- Well, damn,
jail must be like "Cheers,"
557
00:23:34,724 --> 00:23:37,554
where everybody know my name.
558
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:39,310
- Nah, I don't know you
from jail.
559
00:23:39,379 --> 00:23:42,339
No, I know you as one
of the last real authentic
560
00:23:42,413 --> 00:23:44,313
bitches in stand-up comedy.
561
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:46,069
- Wait a minute.
Why you look familiar?
562
00:23:46,137 --> 00:23:49,377
- My name is Andie Stein.
563
00:23:49,448 --> 00:23:50,718
- [laughs] The Andie Stein?
564
00:23:50,793 --> 00:23:52,973
How the hell you get in here?
565
00:23:53,034 --> 00:23:56,834
- Uh, I walked in.
566
00:23:56,896 --> 00:23:58,896
- But why?
567
00:23:58,965 --> 00:24:01,205
- I got pulled over on the way
to the comedy club
568
00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:04,585
and the officer says, "Why do
you smell like alcohol?"
569
00:24:04,655 --> 00:24:06,475
And so I told him, you know,
570
00:24:06,551 --> 00:24:10,281
"I've been drinking, dumbass."
571
00:24:10,344 --> 00:24:11,934
- Damn, you can't stop drinking
572
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,380
and I can't get my daughter
to believe me.
573
00:24:14,448 --> 00:24:15,968
- Well, I believe.
574
00:24:16,034 --> 00:24:17,284
- You do?
575
00:24:17,344 --> 00:24:20,214
- Yeah. I believe you're funny.
576
00:24:20,275 --> 00:24:23,855
I was looking forward
to seeing you in person.
577
00:24:23,931 --> 00:24:26,451
I'd like to sign you,
Pat Carson.
578
00:24:26,517 --> 00:24:28,787
- You wanna sign me?
- Mm-hmm.
579
00:24:28,862 --> 00:24:33,172
- Well, bitch,
we gotta get up outta here.
580
00:24:33,241 --> 00:24:34,621
- Damn right.
581
00:24:34,689 --> 00:24:36,969
- Bitch, you need a nap.
- I need a drink.
582
00:24:37,034 --> 00:24:38,524
- That's why you
in this motherfucker.
583
00:24:38,586 --> 00:24:40,786
- I'm in--in here
because he pulled me over,
584
00:24:40,862 --> 00:24:43,902
not because I was drinking.
585
00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:47,475
- Pat!
586
00:24:47,551 --> 00:24:49,621
- Terry!
- What's going on?
587
00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:50,719
Why did we have
to drive two hours
588
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,313
to come get you outta jail?
589
00:24:52,379 --> 00:24:54,139
- Well, first off,
I just wanna say thank you
590
00:24:54,206 --> 00:24:56,136
because I'm not longer
the grown-folk fuckup
591
00:24:56,206 --> 00:24:58,586
of the family.
592
00:24:58,655 --> 00:24:59,965
- What happened?
593
00:25:00,034 --> 00:25:01,554
- Ashley got some growing up
to do.
594
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:02,900
She'll figure it out.
595
00:25:02,965 --> 00:25:04,895
- But you're still not telling
us what happened.
596
00:25:04,965 --> 00:25:06,375
- I don't wanna talk about it,
okay?
597
00:25:06,448 --> 00:25:07,828
But look who I met in jail.
598
00:25:07,896 --> 00:25:09,826
Andie Stein.
And she just signed me.
599
00:25:09,896 --> 00:25:12,446
- What the...
Are you serious?
600
00:25:12,517 --> 00:25:15,547
- And I'm putting you to work
as soon as I get back to LA.
601
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:18,280
- I'll believe you
when you sober up.
602
00:25:18,344 --> 00:25:20,384
- Oh, oh, Pat, step back in
for a second.
603
00:25:20,448 --> 00:25:23,068
- Why?
- Okay. 'Scuse me.
604
00:25:23,137 --> 00:25:26,517
I just wanna get some pictures
so I can look at 'em
605
00:25:26,586 --> 00:25:28,516
the next time I feel like shit.
606
00:25:30,034 --> 00:25:32,694
- If you post that shit,
I'll piss in your wigs.
607
00:25:39,034 --> 00:25:40,974
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
608
00:25:41,034 --> 00:25:42,934
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
609
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,930
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
610
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,480
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
611
00:25:47,551 --> 00:25:49,551
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
612
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:51,690
♪ With family and kids ♪
613
00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:54,758
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
614
00:25:54,827 --> 00:25:59,897
♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
615
00:25:59,947 --> 00:26:04,497
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