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- "The Ms. Pat Show"
was filmed in front of
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a live studio audience.
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- One thing
most parents have in common
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is the fact that
we want our kids
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to have a much easier life
than we did.
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But if we being honest,
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some of these kids
could use some trauma.
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Not having food to eat, baby,
build character.
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Eating your cereal
with tap water
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will give you
a hell of an imagination.
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And we all know dodging your
mama's thick-ass extension cord
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is true dedication
of training for the Olympics.
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At least
that's what I tell myself
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when I'm being jealous
of my privileged-ass kids.
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Terry, spit in this tube.
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- Damn, wild woman.
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You gotta at least
buy a man dinner first.
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- I'm trying
to send your DNA in
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so I can find out
who your real daddy is
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while your mama
was a rollingstone.com.
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- You know, that's sweet, baby,
but I really don't care.
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- Yeah, but in ten years
you gonna feel like
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you missing something,
so spit in the tube
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so we ain't gotta do this shit.
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- Baby,
as far as I'm concerned,
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the man
that raised me was my dad.
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- You really don't wanna know?
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- He ain't wanna know nothing
about me.
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I don't wanna know nothing
about him.
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- I'm gonna be rich.
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- You got hit
by a tractor trailer?
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- No, listen.
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I just got asked to join
the basketball team at school.
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It's only a matter of time
before the NBA calls.
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- The NBA don't need
another mascot.
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- You--wait a minute.
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You mean to tell me
they asked you to play?
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Coach asked you? - Yeah.
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It's awesome, Dad.
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See, our starting point guard,
Kevin, he OD'd,
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so enter The Bug.
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Just a little nickname
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I'm trying to get 'em
to call me.
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- They only asked him
to be on the team
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because he's Black
and they assume he's good.
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- Well,
I am Black and I am good,
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so can't be too mad at 'em.
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- Well, you can be too stupid
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to realize
you're their little Black bug.
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- Whoa. Baby girl, damn.
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- Aw, it's okay, Dad.
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She's just mad because nobody
asked her to the school dance.
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- No.
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I'm mad because school dances
are sexist.
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- Janelle, you know how
to make anything sound shitty.
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- It's true, Mom.
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It is gross and I'm sick
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of everyone talking about it.
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Did you know the word "prom"
comes from "promenade,"
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when girls would act all proper
and display themselves
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so men would want
to marry them?
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It's disgusting.
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- Hey,
so where do periods come from?
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Periodic table?
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- Ha-ha.
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- I'll get the lawyer.
You get the loser.
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- Okay.
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So, we got another superstar
in the house.
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I didn't even know you were
interested in playing, son.
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- You should've heard them
at school
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after Kevin went to rehab.
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They were all like,
"Aw, Junebug,
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"we can't wait to see you play.
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"Can I wear your jersey?
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Oh, can you sign this card
for Kevin?"
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[both laugh]
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Man, they couldn't get enough
of your boy.
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- Sounds like they were more
excited about it than you are.
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- Well, I'm just giving
the people what they want.
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- But is it what you want?
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- Uh, yeah.
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I mean, the cheerleaders might
actually talk to me now.
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And plus, when you've got
as much skill as I do,
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you can't let it go to waste.
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Shoot, I might even be able
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to teach you a thing or two,
old man.
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- You ain't said nothing
but a word, boy.
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- What?
How come you get ball first?
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- Mm, because I paid for it.
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- How 'bout we shoot for it?
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- Cool.
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I mean, it's been a minute
since we played,
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but I gotta assume
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that your shot is better
than it used to be
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if the coach is approaching you
at all.
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- Ah, yeah.
- Okay.
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- [exhales]
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My hand's just a little wet.
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- Hehm yeah. Dry 'em off.
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Try again. Come on.
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All right, yeah. All right.
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- ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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- [sighs] Look.
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Before you even start,
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I've already made up my mind.
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I'm not going
to that stupid dance.
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- Why,
because nobody asked you?
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- I wouldn't go even
if they did.
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Look, I told you already.
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Those dances represent
everything that I hate.
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I'm not gonna wait around
for some guy
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to ask me to be
his little trophy.
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- I think you making a mistake,
Janelle.
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School dances are what makes
it fun to be a teenager.
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And let me tell you this,
a night like this
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is not gonna exist
when you get older.
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I missed mines
when I was your age.
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- Why didn't you go?
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- My water broke.
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- Really?
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- Yep, I went into labor
with Ashley.
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You know, them gays don't care
when they come out.
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- What you all talking about?
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- This one here don't wanna go
to her school dance.
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- Okay, well,
if she don't wanna go, Pat,
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she don't wanna go.
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- See, you another one
that don't appreciate
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the opportunity you had
when you was coming up.
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- Don't blame me.
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I got to go to those things
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'cause my boyfriends knew how
to pull out.
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- Yeah, pull out of your life.
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- Hey,
would you two just stop it?
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Look, it doesn't matter anyway.
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These dances are not for me.
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So just stop talking about it.
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- She wanna go to that dance.
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- But she just said--
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- I don't give a fuck.
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That is my daughter and she's
not gonna miss her dance
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'cause some white boy
won't ask her out.
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- So what are you gonna do?
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- I'ma rent her a nigga.
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[soft brass music]
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♪ ♪
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- All right, Pop, you already
circumcised one finger.
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If you circumcise
the other one,
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you won't be able to send me
no more Cash Apps.
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- Don't worry.
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I block all your requests
with my middle finger.
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- Dang, what's wrong with you?
- It's your brother.
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- Don't worry.
His balls will drop eventually.
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- [feigns laughter]
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He dropping balls plenty.
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And he got asked to play
on the basketball team
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and the boy is trash.
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- What do you expect?
Junebug's always been trash.
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I mean, he's not even 5'5"
standing on a PS5.
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- Yeah, look, man,
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I ain't expecting anything,
all right?
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You know, those folks down
at that daggone school
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got that boy thinking
he King James.
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- Okay,
and what's wrong with that?
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- Ay, man,
they're just setting him up
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for a whole world
of embarrassment, Brandon.
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- Okay, look,
embarrassment lasts a moment,
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but regret,
pfft, that lasts a lifetime.
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I mean,
do you really want Junebug
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to look back ten years
from now,
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living in y'all's basement,
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wondering where he went wrong
in life?
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- Are we talking about you
or Junebug?
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- All right, you got me.
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Look, it be like that.
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- I just don't wanna tell
the kid he's somebody he's not.
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You know,
it sucks going through life
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with nobody being honest
about who you are
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until it's too late
for it to even matter.
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- Okay, are we still talking
about Junebug or you?
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- You got me.
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But it be like that.
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- Hey, um, do you mind
if I change this, Pop?
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- Sure, go ahead.
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[Tony! Toni! Toné's
"Feels Good"]
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- ♪ It feels good ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ It feels good ♪
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♪ Whoa, it feels good ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ It feels good ♪
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- Yeah, ain't this your jam,
Pop?
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- Boy, I got a lot of memories
and babies
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attached to that record there,
boy.
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You remember at
the family reunions,
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we used to be out there
dancing all night, man?
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- Yep, and I remember
everybody was laughing at you
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'cause you dance like
somebody that needed an EpiPen.
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- I don't remember that part.
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- That's because
you were enjoying yourself.
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Now trust me, so is Junebug.
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And look,
I don't know if this may work,
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but instead of telling him
to stop,
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maybe just, you know,
coach him up.
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- Look at you, having thoughts.
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- Yeah, I've been really
freaking myself out lately.
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- Okay, here we go.
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I downloaded this app for teens
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and I made a profile
for Janelle.
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- So what'd you say, she like
to take long walks at protests?
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- Girl, leave my baby alone.
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It ain't her fault
I raised her well.
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- Well, it will be when she die
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and didn't get a chance
to use her coochie nipple.
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- Girl, just help me find her
a nice, boring, ugly date.
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- I'm just saying,
this is a lot of energy
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to put into something
that she don't even want.
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Why you working
this hard anyway?
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- So she don't miss out
on memories like I did.
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- Oh, well,
you didn't miss out on nothing
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but New Addition
and dry humping.
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- I wish my humping was dry.
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- Ooh, I like this boy,
Darquan.
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- Darquan?
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Darquan sound ghetto
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and he look like
he shake babies.
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- Oh, now I like this dork
right here.
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He's fucking perfect.
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- Trey? Even his name is nerdy.
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- Exactly.
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Nerds don't get you pregnant.
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- All right, well,
it does say he's into anime
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and he volunteers
at local shelters.
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- His dumb ass work for free?
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- And he has
a perfect SAT score.
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- That nigga lying.
[chuckles]
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You know when Black people get
a perfect SAT score
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they go on
to "Good Morning America"
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and then they call it
a fucking cheatin' scandal.
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- Well, send him a message
and see what's up.
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- How I do that?
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- Gimme this damn thing, Pat.
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- Make sure you tell him
we wanna see him tonight
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and make it sound like you,
you know, you Janelle.
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- "Wassup, lil zaddy?"
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[chuckles]
"You looking mad fresh.
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Hit me back so we can link up."
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- "Link up?"
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You sound old as hell.
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00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:23,901
And could you at least
use some emojis?
251
00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:25,685
- Girl, fuck emojis.
252
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:28,548
I use the OGs, okay?
253
00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:32,000
That's the purple pickle,
the tongue out, and raindrops.
254
00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:35,724
- I thought you were saved.
255
00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:37,623
- Chile, they had to save me
from something.
256
00:10:37,689 --> 00:10:39,029
[tablet chimes]
Ooh, he wrote back.
257
00:10:39,103 --> 00:10:41,313
- Already?
I told you he was a lame.
258
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:44,309
- Okay, well, it says
he's coming over tomorrow.
259
00:10:44,379 --> 00:10:46,619
Hah! I am good at this.
260
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:47,859
[gasps] Ooh, you know,
261
00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:49,381
if Denise Grease
don't work out,
262
00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:53,068
I might start my own business
luring in teenagers.
263
00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:58,313
- You just gonna say that
out loud?
264
00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:01,826
You going to jail.
265
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,760
- [groaning]
266
00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:13,685
- What the hell happened
to you?
267
00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:16,278
- Junebug needed coaching up
again,
268
00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:18,384
so I was out there
shooting around with him.
269
00:11:18,448 --> 00:11:20,788
I almost lost my life.
270
00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:22,832
- You need to stop wasting time
271
00:11:22,896 --> 00:11:24,096
and rip the Band-Aid off
of this
272
00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:26,282
and tell that boy
he ain't shit.
273
00:11:26,344 --> 00:11:28,284
- I know, I know.
I thought about that, baby,
274
00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:31,004
but I don't--
I don't want to crush him.
275
00:11:31,068 --> 00:11:33,618
- Like your mama
didn't wanna crush you?
276
00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:36,279
- But this is different, okay?
277
00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:38,794
I just hope he's playing
for the right reason.
278
00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:40,032
I don't want him
doing what I did.
279
00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:42,663
- Marrying a criminal?
- [chuckles]
280
00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:44,594
Thinking
he gotta play basketball
281
00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:46,585
'cause they asked him to.
282
00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:48,855
You know, people did the same
thing to me with football
283
00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:50,281
just 'cause how I looked.
284
00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:52,834
- Why are you projecting
your childhood shit on him?
285
00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,446
- Oh, for real?
286
00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,097
- Yeah, for real.
287
00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:59,312
- Okay, then, who the hell
you looking at dresses for?
288
00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,859
- Mind your business.
289
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,311
Janelle going to that dance
290
00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:04,969
and she gonna wear
one of these dresses too.
291
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,174
- Uh-huh,
and does she know that?
292
00:12:07,241 --> 00:12:08,411
- We on a need-to-know basis,
293
00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:09,412
and right now,
she don't need to know.
294
00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:11,072
- [chuckles]
295
00:12:11,137 --> 00:12:12,897
You're overdoing it
on this one here, Pat.
296
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,135
Mm-hmm.
You working too hard, girl.
297
00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:16,546
- Working too hard for what?
298
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,340
- Trying not to be your mama.
299
00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:22,973
- Mildred was mean
and never supported shit.
300
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,724
Compared to her,
I'm Carol fucking Brady, Terry.
301
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:29,693
Now here's a story about
a good-ass mama.
302
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,208
[doorbell chimes]
303
00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:33,405
I got it.
- Oh, who is that?
304
00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:35,452
- I ordered Janelle a date.
- What?
305
00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,307
How come you never
Postmate me a date?
306
00:12:37,379 --> 00:12:39,409
- 'Cause living with your mama
ain't doing shit
307
00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,282
ain't a hot profile.
308
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,594
- There's some women
that love low standards.
309
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,275
- Not basement low.
310
00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:51,172
- Janelle?
311
00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:54,481
- You don't look like a Trey.
312
00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:56,931
- Well,
my government name Treyq'uan.
313
00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:05,237
- That is not the nigga
I ordered.
314
00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:09,832
- Who's that at the door?
315
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,476
- Is that Trey?
316
00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:13,901
Pat, stop being so rude
317
00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:17,755
and let little Steve Urkel in.
318
00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:21,967
Oh, shit. You Stefan Urquelle.
319
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,384
- So I'm guessing
Janelle don't exist
320
00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,378
and this a virtual
R. Kelly situation?
321
00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:28,098
- Uh, I'm Janelle.
322
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:29,902
- Oh, she lying.
They name Jessie.
323
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:31,655
- Oh, oh, I'm Trey.
I'm your date.
324
00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:34,384
[smacks]
- Date?
325
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,308
- Okay, niece-y, don't get mad,
but your mama,
326
00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:38,379
she made me make
a fake dating profile
327
00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:39,968
so you wouldn't miss
your school dance.
328
00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:42,454
- Damn, Denise.
You turn that fast?
329
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,657
She ain't even offer you
no cigarettes.
330
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,384
- I cannot believe this.
331
00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:48,548
Why can't you just stay out
of my business?
332
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,830
- I tried to tell her.
333
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,476
- You ain't tried
to tell me shit.
334
00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:54,141
- And this is who you picked
for me?
335
00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:57,716
- Nah, that is false fucking
advertising right there.
336
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,763
- I don't know, Pat.
He is much cuter in person.
337
00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:05,307
He kind of look like that nigga
that sold me my first rock.
338
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,929
- Exactly.
Get your ass outta here!
339
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,590
- No.
340
00:14:09,655 --> 00:14:11,375
I like him.
341
00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:13,548
- You what?
342
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,720
- Come in.
343
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,143
- He's wrong for you.
344
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:18,896
- I think he's right for me
345
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:21,585
and it's who you picked, right?
346
00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:22,755
- Janelle.
347
00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,137
- I'm Janelle.
348
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:26,516
- I'm Treyq'uan.
Everybody call me Trey.
349
00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:29,586
- Excuse me, we about to go to
my son's basketball game so--
350
00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:34,275
- Oh, well, I think
Treyq'uan should come with us.
351
00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,764
- I'll drive us there
if you want.
352
00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:38,927
- Even better.
353
00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,550
- Okay, you do know
when they on the dating app
354
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,690
and they got a car,
355
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,378
he gon' be trying to smash.
356
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:54,858
- Hell no, the only thing
he gonna get deep in
357
00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,071
is my back seat.
358
00:14:56,137 --> 00:15:00,167
Hey!
Y'all, get your ass in my car.
359
00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:03,381
[cheers and applause]
360
00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,032
- I got that app trying
to see if I could meet
361
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:09,383
any cute Black girls.
362
00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:11,828
Thought they ain't exist
in Plainfield.
363
00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:13,336
When your mama answered
the door, I thought she was you
364
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,833
so it's way better
than I expected.
365
00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:18,276
- [laughs] You thought you were
getting catfished, huh?
366
00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:21,764
- I thought I was getting
sex trafficked-fished.
367
00:15:21,827 --> 00:15:24,477
That's how it go around here.
368
00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:26,551
Most people on that app
end up looking like your mama.
369
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:27,970
[both laugh]
370
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,694
- You sexual activated, nigga?
371
00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:30,968
- Ma'am?
372
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:33,904
- Are you fucking?
- Mama!
373
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:36,095
- Now, this is a family event.
374
00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:37,412
- Shut up, Terry.
375
00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:39,002
There's probably some kid
up under these bleachers
376
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,898
giving a hand job right now.
377
00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:44,205
- Ay, I think Coach
is putting Junebug in the game.
378
00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:47,785
- Yes.
- Let's go. Let's go.
379
00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:49,032
- All right, Pop.
How you feeling?
380
00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:50,073
Did you work with him?
- [sighs] I tried.
381
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:51,517
Let's see what he does.
382
00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,856
- Hi. I'm Brad's mom.
383
00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:56,551
The coach is very excited
that Junebug is on the team.
384
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,900
- Really?
- Yes. Are you kidding me?
385
00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:00,715
With Junebug
maybe we can finally
386
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,693
win some games this year.
387
00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:03,858
Go, Junebug!
388
00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:06,451
- Well,
he's not playing for you.
389
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,407
- Don't get too excited
just because he Black.
390
00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:10,282
- He pretty much Justin Beaver
391
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,314
before he met Usher.
- Pat!
392
00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:15,689
- Don't get mad at me
for telling the truth.
393
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,338
- Hey, is he supposed
to be dribbling it
394
00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:18,553
off his feet like that?
395
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,000
- No. No, he's not
396
00:16:20,068 --> 00:16:21,208
and he's headed
for the wrong hoop.
397
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:23,275
- Pass the ball, boy!
398
00:16:23,344 --> 00:16:25,174
- Don't say "boy"
in mixed company.
399
00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:28,001
- Keep your head in the game,
nigga!
400
00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:32,137
- Ay, yo, you got it, Bug!
401
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:34,516
Just relax!
402
00:16:34,586 --> 00:16:36,276
- He sucks.
Take him out the game.
403
00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:38,344
He worse than my damn Falcons.
404
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,033
- Oh, hold up! Hold up!
405
00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:42,593
- Wait, he got a steal.
- Oh!
406
00:16:42,655 --> 00:16:44,715
- More like a white boy
bounced a ball off his head.
407
00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:47,173
- Yeah, but then he caught it.
- Shoot it, Junebug.
408
00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:50,901
all: Shoot it! Shoot it!
Shoot it!
409
00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,995
[all gasp]
[loud crash]
410
00:16:58,241 --> 00:17:00,451
- His hands were wet.
411
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:04,383
- At least he ain't up under
the bleachers.
412
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:15,002
- Hey.
413
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,098
Don't think on it too hard,
son.
414
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:18,522
You'll get 'em next time,
champ.
415
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:19,826
- Next time?
416
00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:21,686
- Only way to get better
is to keep playing.
417
00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:25,619
Tell me something.
418
00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:29,969
Who are you on this team for,
son?
419
00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:33,484
- Everybody was just so excited
when they asked me to play.
420
00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:37,171
I feel like I let 'em down.
421
00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:40,101
- Lemme tell you a story.
422
00:17:40,172 --> 00:17:43,282
You know I played football,
right?
423
00:17:43,344 --> 00:17:45,484
Yeah,
I was pretty good at it too.
424
00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:48,591
Got scholarships from people
all across the country.
425
00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:51,165
But the only reason
I played was
426
00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:55,141
to get my daddy's attention.
427
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,516
I thought if I was
the best player in town,
428
00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:59,276
you know, he was gonna find
a way to make time
429
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,034
to come see me.
430
00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:03,623
But he never did.
431
00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:07,789
I never really liked football,
432
00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:09,482
but I loved him.
433
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,454
See, what I'm trying
to tell you, son, is...
434
00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:19,377
do what makes your heart happy.
435
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:24,828
Don't get to the end of life
living off "what ifs."
436
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,586
- But hooping
does make me happy.
437
00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:29,025
- It does?
Huh, I thought that you--
438
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:31,483
- Well, everyone
wanting me to play
439
00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:32,791
was why I did it at first,
440
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,622
but then me and you
started messing around
441
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:38,719
in the backyard
and suddenly the cheerleaders
442
00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:40,283
that didn't talk to me
443
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:44,174
still don't talk to me, but...
444
00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:45,551
hey, at least they know
my name.
445
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,310
[both chuckle]
446
00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,309
No, I loved it.
447
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,409
At least
until the laughing started.
448
00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:55,032
- I tried to tell your mama
to knock it off.
449
00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:57,103
[clears throat]
450
00:18:57,172 --> 00:19:00,762
Look, as long as you doing it
for you,
451
00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:04,547
I'm gon' always be rooting
for you, son.
452
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,830
- You're not embarrassed?
453
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,966
- Aw, of course not, son.
454
00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:11,414
Man.
455
00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:17,342
You are free to be whoever
and whatever you wanna be.
456
00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:22,172
- Then I'm gonna stay
on the team.
457
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:23,931
- All right. All right.
458
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,480
- I'ma work hard.
- Come on.
459
00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:28,141
- I'ma get up early and stay up
late practicing my game.
460
00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:29,996
- Say that? [laughs]
461
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,688
- I'ma get better.
462
00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:33,928
I mean, who knows?
- Hey, that's my boy.
463
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,070
That's my boy. That's my boy.
464
00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:38,897
- Carson.
- Yeah, Coach?
465
00:19:38,965 --> 00:19:41,135
- You're cut.
466
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:43,826
Leave the jersey
on your way out.
467
00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:45,546
- Ay, ay, ay, Coach!
Coach, hold on now, man.
468
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,410
You ain't gonna be talking
to my son like that.
469
00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:49,102
How you just gonna cut him
from the team?
470
00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:51,282
Thank you.
471
00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:52,694
And don't be asking my son
for none of them
472
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,518
new Junebug Nikes
when they sell out either!
473
00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:57,376
Huh!
474
00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,588
- Thanks, Pops.
- No problem, boy.
475
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:00,965
Yeah.
476
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,074
Let me see that crossover, son.
477
00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,237
Let me see it, huh?
478
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,170
[laughs]
479
00:20:19,379 --> 00:20:21,379
You ever look into poetry?
480
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:29,862
This is your brain
on a date with my daughter.
481
00:20:31,586 --> 00:20:34,616
- And that's your brain
if you try some fuck shit.
482
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:37,099
- Any questions?
483
00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:41,032
- We gonna need you to leave
your little dick here with us.
484
00:20:41,103 --> 00:20:44,973
- And what you gon' do
with it?
485
00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,524
- Niece-y, wow.
486
00:20:46,586 --> 00:20:48,756
- Baby girl,
you look beautiful.
487
00:20:48,827 --> 00:20:51,237
- God damn,
I knew I picked the best dress!
488
00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:52,860
- It's a'ight. [chuckles]
489
00:20:52,931 --> 00:20:55,621
- "She doth teach the torches
to burn bright.
490
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:58,209
It seems she hangs
upon the cheek of night."
491
00:20:58,275 --> 00:21:00,135
- [chuckles softly]
492
00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:03,856
- What'd your horny ass
say about cheeks and nights?
493
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,901
- He's quoting
"Romeo and Juliet," Mama.
494
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:10,275
- You know
Shakespeare died of syphilis.
495
00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:12,554
- You know Shakespeare?
496
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,380
- Nah, but I know syphilis.
497
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:20,723
- Mama, I need to talk to you.
498
00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:30,065
Mom, you're the one
that asked Trey here,
499
00:21:30,137 --> 00:21:32,857
but all you've done
is be rude to him ever since.
500
00:21:32,931 --> 00:21:35,281
- I know, baby. I know.
501
00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:36,904
I just can't trust
a motherfucker who got Qs
502
00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:39,025
in they name.
503
00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:42,103
And that go for your friend
named DaeQuan too.
504
00:21:42,172 --> 00:21:44,102
- It is Treyq'uan.
505
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:48,102
- Just by you saying his name
your credit score went down.
506
00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:49,972
I worked my whole life
to keep you from going through
507
00:21:50,034 --> 00:21:51,694
what I went through
and I be damned
508
00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:54,688
if I'ma let you get knocked up
by a Jacquees.
509
00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:56,928
- It is Treyq'uan
510
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,860
and who said anything about
getting knocked up?
511
00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:01,551
I mean, I've known the guy
for like three seconds.
512
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,720
- Hood boys only need two.
513
00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:06,213
I just wanted you
to have a nice, normal date
514
00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:08,065
with a nice, normal nerd.
515
00:22:08,137 --> 00:22:09,687
- But he is a nerd.
516
00:22:09,758 --> 00:22:11,758
He has a perfect SAT score.
517
00:22:11,827 --> 00:22:13,657
- He lying.
He would've been on TV.
518
00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:16,004
- No, he really does.
519
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:19,098
I mean, he does volunteer work,
he likes anime,
520
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,072
but his name is also Treyq'uan.
521
00:22:21,137 --> 00:22:23,927
He just happens to have tattoos
and gold chains.
522
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:28,550
Look, you're stereotyping him
and you're wrong.
523
00:22:30,379 --> 00:22:31,899
- Okay, I'll back off.
524
00:22:31,965 --> 00:22:34,585
- Thank you.
525
00:22:34,655 --> 00:22:38,615
But you were right about
one thing.
526
00:22:38,689 --> 00:22:41,969
Dances are a part
of the patriarchy,
527
00:22:42,034 --> 00:22:44,554
but I did want to go
to the dance.
528
00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:47,620
It just sucked that
no one asked me to go.
529
00:22:47,689 --> 00:22:49,789
- This school
ain't your people.
530
00:22:49,862 --> 00:22:52,412
- I mean,
maybe it's the school
531
00:22:52,482 --> 00:22:56,382
or maybe people think I just
don't wanna do stuff like this?
532
00:22:56,448 --> 00:22:59,758
- Probably 'cause
you always saying you don't.
533
00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:02,137
- Yeah, you're probably right.
534
00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:04,206
- Good thing I don't care about
your feelings.
535
00:23:04,275 --> 00:23:06,235
- [laughs]
536
00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:08,520
You sure don't.
[chuckles]
537
00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:11,336
Look, this definitely wasn't
the way to do it,
538
00:23:11,413 --> 00:23:12,663
but I can't lie.
539
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:13,724
I'm glad I get to go.
540
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,793
- I know I was doing too much,
541
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,032
but I'd rather be
a helicopter parent
542
00:23:17,103 --> 00:23:19,523
than a bus parent,
like my mama.
543
00:23:19,586 --> 00:23:20,996
- What's a bus parent?
544
00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:24,688
- A bitch who can't afford
a helicopter.
545
00:23:24,758 --> 00:23:26,658
I just don't wanna be
a shitty mom.
546
00:23:26,724 --> 00:23:29,104
- Well,
whenever you try too hard,
547
00:23:29,172 --> 00:23:30,552
the lines get blurred.
548
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,240
- Let me get drunk
and don't feed you
549
00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:34,520
and see if you feel the same.
550
00:23:34,586 --> 00:23:36,856
- [chuckles]
Look, Mama.
551
00:23:36,931 --> 00:23:39,101
You're better than her, okay?
552
00:23:39,172 --> 00:23:40,932
Just trust that.
553
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,310
We're good.
554
00:23:43,379 --> 00:23:45,589
Well, most of us.
555
00:23:45,655 --> 00:23:47,275
- I've already given up
on your brothers.
556
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,904
- [laughs]
557
00:23:48,965 --> 00:23:51,305
Good.
558
00:23:51,379 --> 00:23:53,029
Thanks, Mama.
559
00:23:54,275 --> 00:23:56,375
- Love you.
560
00:23:57,965 --> 00:23:59,895
- Bye, y'all.
561
00:23:59,965 --> 00:24:02,165
- Why does seeing Janelle
so happy about this dance
562
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:03,691
make me feel good?
563
00:24:03,758 --> 00:24:05,658
- Because you too busy
living through her
564
00:24:05,724 --> 00:24:07,934
instead
of living through yourself.
565
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,660
- I hear you,
but it's too late.
566
00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:11,904
- You think so?
- You don't?
567
00:24:11,965 --> 00:24:14,895
- No, I don't.
568
00:24:14,965 --> 00:24:17,405
[Bobby Brown's "Rock Wit'cha"]
569
00:24:17,482 --> 00:24:19,592
- What the hell?
570
00:24:19,655 --> 00:24:21,585
[chuckles]
571
00:24:21,655 --> 00:24:29,025
♪ ♪
572
00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:31,476
Why are you coming out here
looking like
573
00:24:31,551 --> 00:24:33,071
ketchup and mustard?
574
00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:37,097
- [laughs]
575
00:24:37,172 --> 00:24:40,032
♪ ♪
576
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,383
Hey, look, baby,
I was trying to go
577
00:24:41,448 --> 00:24:42,688
a little bit old-school
for you,
578
00:24:42,758 --> 00:24:45,098
but I split my Hammer pants.
579
00:24:45,172 --> 00:24:47,282
Patricia,
580
00:24:47,344 --> 00:24:48,794
will you do me the honor
581
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,412
by attending
the homecoming dance?
582
00:24:51,482 --> 00:24:53,142
- Where at?
583
00:24:53,206 --> 00:24:56,136
- We at home. You coming?
584
00:24:56,206 --> 00:24:57,476
- [chuckles]
585
00:24:57,551 --> 00:24:58,861
Is this what I missed out on?
586
00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:01,831
- ♪ Hold you oh so tight ♪
587
00:25:01,896 --> 00:25:03,516
- What you think, huh?
588
00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,306
- ♪ Just touch me anywhere ♪
589
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,409
- Yeah, see that?
590
00:25:08,482 --> 00:25:10,902
[both laugh]
591
00:25:10,965 --> 00:25:13,895
- It's pretty good as long
as you keep dancing slow.
592
00:25:13,965 --> 00:25:15,335
- What?
593
00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:17,623
What, you don't think
I can dance either?
594
00:25:17,689 --> 00:25:19,309
- Terry.
- No, uh-uh.
595
00:25:19,379 --> 00:25:22,479
Fuck that.
596
00:25:22,551 --> 00:25:25,661
- [chuckles]
The choir boy cussing?
597
00:25:25,724 --> 00:25:27,034
[MC Hammer's "2 Legit 2 Quit"]
598
00:25:27,103 --> 00:25:30,763
- ♪ Too legit,
too legit to quit ♪
599
00:25:30,827 --> 00:25:34,447
♪ Too legit,
too legit to quit ♪
600
00:25:34,517 --> 00:25:38,207
- Somebody get this man
a EpiPen.
601
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:41,755
- ♪ Too legit,
too legit to quit ♪
602
00:25:41,827 --> 00:25:43,787
♪ Sweat, running' all over
my chest, chest ♪
603
00:25:43,862 --> 00:25:45,762
♪ I don't quit, no, I just ♪
604
00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:53,213
- Oh, my God!
605
00:25:53,275 --> 00:25:56,655
I thought I was getting robbed
by Broke-ahontas.
606
00:25:56,724 --> 00:25:58,724
What are you doing up so late?
607
00:25:58,793 --> 00:26:01,033
- Making sure your night
didn't end the way mine did
608
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:02,553
'cause you know
the only damn thing
609
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:05,210
open this late
is moisturized thighs.
610
00:26:05,275 --> 00:26:08,275
- And IHOP
'cause that's where we went.
611
00:26:08,344 --> 00:26:10,074
- That better be all
you brought home.
612
00:26:10,137 --> 00:26:12,337
Did you have a good time?
- Yes, ma'am.
613
00:26:12,413 --> 00:26:14,693
- And I know you told
your daddy to distract me
614
00:26:14,758 --> 00:26:16,758
so I wouldn't interrupt you
and Offset.
615
00:26:16,827 --> 00:26:20,407
- I told him not to tell you.
616
00:26:20,482 --> 00:26:22,242
- He didn't. You just did.
617
00:26:24,551 --> 00:26:27,101
But I enjoyed it.
618
00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:29,072
Only thing missing
was my youth.
619
00:26:29,137 --> 00:26:30,407
- [chuckles]
620
00:26:30,482 --> 00:26:33,142
- Fuck Ashley and her timing.
621
00:26:34,896 --> 00:26:37,236
- Goodnight, Mama.
622
00:26:37,310 --> 00:26:39,760
Thank you.
623
00:26:42,448 --> 00:26:44,308
- [chuckles softly]
624
00:26:46,206 --> 00:26:49,786
- [sighs]
Ay, here you go, sweetie.
625
00:26:49,862 --> 00:26:53,792
[groans softly]
626
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,902
- We're not too bad with
this parenting shit, is we?
627
00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:57,655
- As good as we gonna be.
628
00:26:57,724 --> 00:26:59,384
[laughs]
[loud crash]
629
00:26:59,448 --> 00:27:01,378
- [gasps]
630
00:27:01,448 --> 00:27:03,168
That boy suck.
631
00:27:03,241 --> 00:27:06,411
I know that motherfucker didn't
just break my goddamn window.
632
00:27:06,482 --> 00:27:08,662
Junebug!
633
00:27:15,931 --> 00:27:20,281
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman
and she don't take no stuff ♪
634
00:27:20,344 --> 00:27:24,414
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
and you can't get enough ♪
635
00:27:24,482 --> 00:27:28,722
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
with three damn kids ♪
636
00:27:28,793 --> 00:27:32,003
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
637
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:36,688
♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
638
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:41,288
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