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I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU GUYS
TO MEET HIM.
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SO MARCUS' NEPHEW
IS REALLY FUNNY, HUH?
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SO FUNNY.
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NOBODY MAKES ME LAUGH
HARDER THAN ROBBIE.
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EVER SINCE WE WERE FIVE,
HE HAS MADE VARIOUS LIQUIDS
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SHOOT OUT OF MY NOSE.
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I SHOT CORN ONCE.
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CREAM OR THE WHOLE COB?
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ROBBIE IS AWESOME.
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HE'S LIKE THE BROTHER
I NEVER HAD.
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UM...
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HELLO?
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SHE MEANT THE COOL BROTHER
SHE NEVER HAD.
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OH. OKAY.
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WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I CALL HIM?
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ROB-BAY PAR-TAY!
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BECAUSE WHEN ROBBIE'S HERE,
LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG PARTY.
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[door knob jiggles]
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HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE!
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girls: AWW.
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ALL RIGHT, MARCUS AND ROBBIE
WHATEVER-YOU-CALL-HIM,
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THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND ME.
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IT'S ROB-BAY PAR-TAY!
TRY IT.
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YEAH, NOT GONNA DO IT.
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LISTEN, I LIKE THIS KID ROBBIE,
YOU KNOW.
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AND I THINK HE'S A GOOD BOY,
BUT WHENEVER YOU GUYS
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GET TOGETHER, EMILY,
IT'S LIKE A--
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IT'S LIKE A PERFECT STORM
OF BAD IDEAS.
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- YAY!
- [giggling]
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I LOVE THIS.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE IT'S SUNDAY.
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[both giggling]
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[Robbie and Emily giggling]
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AAH, WHOA, WHOA, AAH, AAH!
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DON'T PUT THAT...
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[crash]
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AAH!
ON TOP.
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[both cheering]
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- YEAH!
- ALL RIGHT!
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LET'S DO THIS!
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NO, DON'T YOU...
[loud thump]
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[Emily and Robbie cheering]
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[banging]
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[thud]
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DO IT.
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WHO KNEW?
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YOU'RE SUCH A RULE BREAKER, EMILY.
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ROBBIE CALLS ME
CRAY CRAY EMI-LAY.
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[giggles]
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I GET CRAZY WHEN HE'S HERE.
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OH!
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[girls squealing]
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girls: AWW.
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SETTLE DOWN, LADIES.
HE'S ON HIS WAY IN.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW, WE'RE GONNA
STICK TO THE PLAN, RIGHT?
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WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE OUR EYES
OFF THOSE TWO UNTIL HE'S GONE.
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I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THEM
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CAUSING ANY TROUBLE TODAY.
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- WHY NOT?
- THE BOY GOT DUMPED.
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[gasps]
ROBBIE, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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YEAH, YOU TOO, EM.
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HEY, MR. H.
YOUR--YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT.
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THANK YOU, ROBBIE.
HE SEEMS FINE TO ME.
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ROBBIE, THESE ARE
MY GIRLFRIENDS.
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YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.
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OLIVIA AND BEA.
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[voice trembling]
HI, UH,
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OLIVIA AND...
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BEA!
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[sobbing]
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UM--
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YOU'RE RIGHT!
ROBBIE IS HILARIOUS.
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HERE COMES THE CORN!
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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SEE, HIS GIRL CUT HIM LOOSE
AT THE AIRPORT.
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I GUESS THE WHITE ZONE
IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING.
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[laughs]
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ROBBIE, IS--
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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[choked up]
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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EXCEPT MY HEART HURTS.
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[laughs]
ROBBIE.
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YOU ARE SERIOUSLY
CRACKING ME UP.
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HE WAS SO DISTRAUGHT
WHEN I PICKED HIM UP,
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I STOPPED AND GOT HIM
A MILK SHAKE.
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- UNBELIEVABLE.
- I KNOW.
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KIDS BREAK UP ALL THE TIME.
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NO, YOU DIDN'T THINK
TO CALL
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TO SEE IF I WANTED
ANYTHING, MARCUS?
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COME ON, MAN,
I-I LOVE MILK SHAKES.
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NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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MY NEPHEW'S PAIN
SHOULD'VE MADE ME THINK OF YOU.
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IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, ROBBIE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THE GOOD THING
COMING OUT OF THIS
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IS MAYBE THEY'LL BOTH STAY
OUT OF TROUBLE.
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ROBBIE!
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OOH-HOO!
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OH, YOU'VE GOTTEN
SO TALL, HUH?
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I BET THE GIRLS CAN'T KEEP
THEIR HANDS OFF OF YOU.
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ONE CAN.
[coughs]
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ROBBIE, I HAVE THE PERFECT WAY
TO CHEER YOU UP.
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YOU'LL COME WITH US
TO A PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT.
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OKAY, YEAH, THAT--
THAT COULD BE FUN.
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IT'S AT MY FRIEND
ASHLEY'S HOUSE.
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[sobs]
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MY GIRLFRIEND'S NAME
WAS ASHLEY!
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
WHAT'S THE ODDS ON THAT?
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COME HERE, BOY.
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POOR GUY.
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SPEAKING OF THE PARTY, EM,
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HAVE YOUR PARENTS CHANGED
THEIR MIND
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ABOUT LETTING YOU DRIVE
AT NIGHT?
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NO, BUT I'M WAITING
FOR THE PERF--
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NO.
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- DAD, I HAVEN'T EVEN--
- NO.
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DAD, YOU CAN'T KEEP
SAYING NO.
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I COULD SING IT.
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♪ B-I-N-G-NO, B-I-N-G-NO
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♪ B-I-N-G-NO
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AND TAKE IT HOME, GIRLS!
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♪ AND BINGO WAS
HIS NAME, NO ♪
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I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US
TO B-I-N-G-GO.
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HEY!
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HOW ABOUT...
♪ NO, NO, NO YOUR BOAT
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♪ GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
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♪ SADLY, SADLY,
SADLY, SADLY ♪
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♪ HATE TO CRUSH YOUR DREAMS
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BOOP.
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OKAY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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YOU LET ME DRIVE
DURING THE DAY.
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WHY WOULDN'T YOU LET ME
DRIVE AT NIGHT?
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IT'S THE SAME THING.
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NO, IT'S AS DIFFERENT
AS NIGHT AND DAY, EMILY,
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BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY
NIGHT AND DAY.
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GREAT, I ALREADY TOLD EVERYONE
I WAS DRIVING.
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WELL, I'M SORRY, HONEY.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN THAT,
YOU KNOW,
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LIFE IS FULL
OF DISAPPOINTMENTS.
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YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T GET
A MILK SHAKE,
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AND I HAD TO LET THAT GO.
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REASON NUMBER 29
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YOU SHOULD LET ME
DRIVE AT NIGHT.
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I'M HOME ALONE
WITH JOE AND JANIE,
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THE POWER GOES OUT,
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AND THERE'S
A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
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- LET HER DRIVE!
- PLEASE LET HER DRIVE!
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ALL RIGHT. OKAY, ENOUGH.
ENOUGH, OKAY?
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I GET IT.
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TELL YOU WHAT.
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WE WERE GONNA ORDER
A PIZZA, SO...
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YOU TAKE THE CAR,
AND YOU PICK UP THE PIZZA, OKAY?
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WOW, I GOTTA GET ME
SOME OF THOSE NOTE CARDS.
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NOT IF I GET 'EM FIRST.
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OKAY, NOW THIS
IS JUST A TEST.
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I WANT YOU TO GO
STRAIGHT THERE
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AND COME RIGHT BACK HOME.
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- GOT IT.
- OKAY?
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AND NO SUDDEN TURNS.
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DAD, RELAX.
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MY DRIVING RECORD
IS PERFECT.
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NO, NO, HONEY,
YOU'LL SHIFT THE CHEESE.
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YOU'LL RUIN THE PIE.
- YEAH.
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- I'M ON IT.
- OKAY.
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- LOVE YOU GUYS.
- ALL RIGHT.
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- LOVE YOU TOO.
- ALL RIGHT, BE SAFE.
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[door closes]
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SO, UH, HUH.
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WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE?
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BECAUSE SHE'S NOT ALONE.
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I HAVE A SECRET SAFETY NET.
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OH, HEY, GUYS.
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HOW IS YOUR EVENING GOING?
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WHAT'S UP, JOE?
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GREAT.
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AS YOU KNOW,
I HAVE RECENTLY MOVED
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FROM THE BOYS'
TO YOUNG MEN'S SECTION IN JEANS.
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I FEEL IF THE GAP RECOGNIZES
MY MAN...
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HOOD,
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SO SHOULD YOU.
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FOR THIS REASON,
I FEEL I SHOULD BE ALLOWED
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TO BABYSIT JANIE WHEN YOU'RE OUT
ON FRIDAY NIGHT.
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PAUSE FOR REACTION.
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AND REPLY WITH "NO."
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- BUT, DAD--
- NO.
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- YOU DIDN'T EVEN--
- JOEY HAD A LITTLE LAMB.
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HIS FLEECE WAS WHITE
AS NO.
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WHAT?
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OH, DAVID, COME ON.
HE DESERVES A CHANCE.
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THANKS, MOM.
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- REALLY?
- MM-HMM.
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YOU THINK HE'S UP TO THIS?
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OH, OF COURSE NOT.
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BUT WE HAVE A LITTLE FLY
ON THE WALL CALLED KEVIN.
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- [gasps]
- MM-HMM.
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THE BOY WILL NEVER KNOW.
JUST LIKE EMILY.
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[R&B music playing]
- ♪ GIRL
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♪ I WANNA SKATE BACKWARDS
WITH YOU ♪
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ONLY MY DAD LISTENS
TO HIS OWN CD.
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♪
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two voices:
♪ LACE UP YOUR LOVE SKATES
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♪ LET'S DO SOME FIGURE EIGHTS
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♪ TAKE MY HAND
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[music volume decreases]
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♪ I'M YOUR SLOW-SKATING MAN
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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OH, LOOK, A SPEED BUMP.
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[engine revs]
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[bang]
- YAH! OW!
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HMM.
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THIS IS CRAZY.
IT'S BEEN 19 MINUTES.
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19, HONEY.
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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
TO PICK UP A PIZZA?
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOUR LIST
OF DEMANDS?
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HELLO, PARENTS.
HOW ARE YOU?
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SWEETIE, HONEY,
NOW'S NOT THE TIME.
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GLAD TO HEAR IT.
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I THINK YOU ARE MAKING
A HUGE MISTAKE
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PUTTING MY LIFE
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IN JOE'S CHOCOLATE-
AND CHEETO-STAINED HANDS.
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[humming]
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[laughs]
HONEY, SWEETIE,
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EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HOUSE.
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- HERE'S YOUR PIZZA.
- AH, YES!
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NO CHEESE WAS SHIFTED
IN TRANSIT...
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- PERFECT.
- BUT YOUR LITTLE SPY WAS.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GETTING AT, EMILY.
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[scoffs]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
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YOU HID KEVIN
IN THE BACK OF THE CAR.
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[sighs]
I'M SORRY, DAVID.
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SHE WAS PLAYING YOUR SONG.
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YOU KNOW HOW WE ALWAYS LIKE
TO HARMONIZE
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WHEN WE'RE DRIVING TOGETHER?
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♪ LACE UP YOUR LOVE SKATES
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♪ LET'S DO SOME
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both: ♪ FIGURE EIGHTS
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♪ TAKE MY HAND
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♪ I'M YOUR SLOW-SKATING MAN
240
00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,585
OH, THAT'S GOOD AT THE END.
I LIKE THAT A LOT.
241
00:09:09,712 --> 00:09:11,712
- ♪ I AM
- EXCUSE ME.
242
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,103
GUYS FROM "WRONG DIRECTION."
243
00:09:14,236 --> 00:09:15,376
CAN WE GET BACK TO ME?
244
00:09:15,497 --> 00:09:16,627
I PASSED
YOUR LITTLE TEST, DAD.
245
00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:18,848
NOW CAN I DRIVE
TO THE PARTY?
246
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,586
OH. HONEY, YOU THOUGHT
THE TEST WAS FOR YOU?
247
00:09:20,716 --> 00:09:22,846
NO, THAT TEST WAS FOR ME.
248
00:09:22,978 --> 00:09:24,978
SEE, I WANTED TO SEE
IF I'D STILL BE NERVOUS
249
00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:27,030
WITH YOU DRIVING,
EVEN WITH KEVIN IN THE CAR,
250
00:09:27,153 --> 00:09:28,853
AND...
251
00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:29,940
I FAILED.
252
00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:31,588
- SO UNCOOL.
- WHAT?
253
00:09:31,721 --> 00:09:33,031
COME ON, EMILY.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
254
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,106
YOU CAN STILL GO TO THE PARTY.
255
00:09:34,244 --> 00:09:35,554
I'LL DROP YOU OFF
AND PICK YOU UP.
256
00:09:35,679 --> 00:09:37,069
OH, MAYBE YOU WANT
TO WALK ME IN
257
00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:39,071
AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF
TO EVERYBODY?
258
00:09:39,202 --> 00:09:40,412
YOU KNOW WHAT,
THAT WOULD BE
259
00:09:40,551 --> 00:09:42,821
AN UNEXPECTED TREAT
FOR HER FRIENDS.
260
00:09:42,943 --> 00:09:44,333
JUST FORGET IT.
261
00:09:44,465 --> 00:09:46,075
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO THE PARTY ANYMORE.
262
00:09:46,205 --> 00:09:48,515
ROBBIE DOESN'T WANT TO GO.
YOU WON'T LET ME DRIVE.
263
00:09:48,641 --> 00:09:53,121
THE NIGHT'S RUINED.
264
00:09:53,252 --> 00:09:55,562
WHA--HEY, HEY!
265
00:09:55,688 --> 00:09:57,648
WHAT DID THAT PIZZA
EVER DO TO YOU?
266
00:10:00,255 --> 00:10:02,305
OKAY, YOU GUYS,
WE'RE LEAVING.
267
00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:03,820
MOM, JANIE'S ALREADY
GIVING ME ATTITUDE.
268
00:10:03,952 --> 00:10:04,992
MAKE HER SAY IT AGAIN.
269
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,566
JANIE.
270
00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:09,562
- JOE'S IN CHARGE.
- MM-HMM.
271
00:10:09,694 --> 00:10:11,354
KEVIN'S OUT OF THE HOUSE
FOR A COUPLE HOURS,
272
00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,477
SO YOU GOT THE PLACE ALL
TO YOURSELVES, ALL RIGHT, GUYS?
273
00:10:13,608 --> 00:10:14,568
OKAY, LOVE YOU BOTH.
274
00:10:14,696 --> 00:10:16,916
DO YOU?
275
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,178
EMILY, YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO MISS THE PARTY?
276
00:10:21,307 --> 00:10:23,007
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
277
00:10:23,134 --> 00:10:24,964
I'M GOING TO TAYLOR'S
TO WATCH A MOVIE.
278
00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,611
WHOA, WHOA.
279
00:10:26,744 --> 00:10:28,444
IS EVERYBODY READY?
- UH, YEAH.
280
00:10:28,571 --> 00:10:30,051
ALICIA'S GONNA MEET US
AT THE MOVIE.
281
00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:31,530
ROBBIE HERE
AGREED TO JOIN US.
282
00:10:31,659 --> 00:10:33,359
- OH, GOOD.
- YEAH.
283
00:10:33,486 --> 00:10:35,356
I LOVE MOVIES.
284
00:10:35,487 --> 00:10:37,277
MY FIRST DATE WITH ASHLEY
WAS A MOVIE.
285
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,660
GO HAVE A SEAT.
GO SIT DOWN.
286
00:10:38,793 --> 00:10:39,793
SIT DOWN.
287
00:10:39,923 --> 00:10:41,363
OH, BOY.
288
00:10:41,489 --> 00:10:43,749
[whispering]
DAVID, THIS KID IS KILLING ME.
289
00:10:43,882 --> 00:10:45,412
I SAY WE LEAVE HIM
WITH EMILY.
290
00:10:45,535 --> 00:10:48,965
EVERYTHING I SAY
REMINDS HIM OF ASHLEY.
291
00:10:49,101 --> 00:10:51,061
WATCH HIM WORK.
WATCH, WATCH.
292
00:10:51,188 --> 00:10:52,328
ARE YOU OKAY, BUDDY?
293
00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:55,191
ASHLEY USED
TO CALL ME BUDDY.
294
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,191
"HEY, BUDDY."
295
00:10:57,322 --> 00:10:59,672
"YOU'RE SO CUTE, BUDDY."
296
00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:01,761
"NEVER CALL ME AGAIN, BUDDY!"
297
00:11:01,889 --> 00:11:03,719
WOW. WOW.
298
00:11:03,846 --> 00:11:07,236
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
YOU KIDS HAVE FUN.
299
00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:08,900
[door closes]
300
00:11:09,022 --> 00:11:10,892
YOU KNOW WHAT?
301
00:11:11,023 --> 00:11:13,283
LET'S JUST STAY HERE
AND WATCH A MOVIE.
302
00:11:13,415 --> 00:11:14,815
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
HOLD ON.
303
00:11:14,938 --> 00:11:17,068
YOU TWO ARE NOT STAYING HERE.
304
00:11:17,199 --> 00:11:19,289
THIS IS MY HOUSE,
MY TIME.
305
00:11:19,418 --> 00:11:21,468
SO I'M GOING BACK
INTO THE KITCHEN
306
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:24,153
TO MAKE SURE JANIE FINISHES
HER VEGETABLES
307
00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:26,380
AND MINE,
308
00:11:26,508 --> 00:11:27,858
AND WHEN I COME BACK,
309
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,297
I BETTER NOT SEE
YOUR PATHETIC BUTTS ON MY COUCH.
310
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:34,513
SO GET MOVING.
311
00:11:34,642 --> 00:11:36,472
MY BROTHER'S RIGHT.
312
00:11:36,599 --> 00:11:38,559
WE ARE PATHETIC.
313
00:11:38,687 --> 00:11:40,037
SO PATHETIC THAT YOUR DAD
AND MY UNCLE
314
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,036
ACTUALLY LEFT US ALONE,
AND WE'RE DOING NOTHING.
315
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:45,567
[sighs]
WHAT HAPPENED TO US, ROBBIE?
316
00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:48,390
THE HUMAN SUNDAES,
THE FURNITURE STACKERS,
317
00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:50,167
THE STAIR SLEDDERS.
318
00:11:50,301 --> 00:11:51,951
TWO DREAMERS
WHO ACTUALLY THOUGHT
319
00:11:52,084 --> 00:11:55,444
THEY COULD FLY BY USING
GARBAGE BAGS AS PARACHUTES.
320
00:11:55,564 --> 00:11:57,084
OF COURSE, WE WERE WRONG,
321
00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,306
BUT AT LEAST WE HAD
THE GUMPTION.
322
00:12:00,435 --> 00:12:01,915
DID YOU JUST SAY GUMPTION?
323
00:12:02,044 --> 00:12:03,434
YES.
324
00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:07,267
MY MOTHER SAID
IT'S A POPULAR S.A.T. WORD.
325
00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:08,835
YOU SEE? THAT'S PROBABLY WHY
ASHLEY DUMPED ME,
326
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,220
'CAUSE ALL I EVER DID
WAS STUDY.
327
00:12:11,353 --> 00:12:12,573
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
328
00:12:12,701 --> 00:12:14,141
WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS, ROBBIE.
329
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,397
IT'S TIME FOR THESE TWO DREAMERS
TO DREAM AGAIN.
330
00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:18,099
YEAH, ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID.
331
00:12:18,225 --> 00:12:21,225
YES!
AND EXECUTE IT POORLY!
332
00:12:21,357 --> 00:12:22,757
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE ARE GOING TO THAT PARTY.
333
00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:24,229
WAIT, THAT DOESN'T SOUND STUPID.
334
00:12:24,358 --> 00:12:26,318
IT IS IF WE TAKE
MY MOM'S CAR
335
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,006
THAT I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO DRIVE AT NIGHT.
336
00:12:28,142 --> 00:12:29,362
NOW, THAT SOUNDS STUPID.
337
00:12:29,491 --> 00:12:31,411
YEP.
WE'LL BE A COUPLE OF IDIOTS.
338
00:12:31,535 --> 00:12:34,015
LET'S DO IT.
339
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:35,754
WE'LL BE BACK BEFORE
MY PARENTS GET HOME, RIGHT?
340
00:12:35,884 --> 00:12:38,194
PFFT, OF COURSE.
WE'RE NOT THAT STUPID.
341
00:12:41,974 --> 00:12:43,064
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
GO!
342
00:12:43,192 --> 00:12:44,592
BEFORE AMY AND ALICIA
CHANGE THEIR MINDS.
343
00:12:44,714 --> 00:12:45,844
ABOUT WHAT?
344
00:12:45,976 --> 00:12:48,276
{\an8}KILL, BLEED, AND DIE
WAS SOLD OUT,
345
00:12:48,412 --> 00:12:51,232
BUT I GOT US OUT OF SEEING {\an8}
WEDDING IN VIENNA.
346
00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:54,729
A PERIOD PIECE
WITH SUBTITLES--UGH.
347
00:12:54,849 --> 00:12:56,239
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE
THAN WATCHING A CHICK FLICK?
348
00:12:56,372 --> 00:12:57,282
READING A CHICK FLICK.
349
00:12:57,416 --> 00:12:59,636
[laughs]
350
00:12:59,765 --> 00:13:01,245
YOU KNOW, MAN,
351
00:13:01,374 --> 00:13:02,204
I THINK WE SHOULD JUST
HEAD HOME,
352
00:13:02,331 --> 00:13:04,731
BECAUSE I FEEL KIND OF GUILTY
353
00:13:04,854 --> 00:13:06,414
ABOUT BAILING OUT
ON ROBBIE.
354
00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:08,770
HE'S SUCH A GOOD KID.
355
00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:12,778
YEAH, I KNOW,
AND EMILY'S A GOOD KID TOO.
356
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,470
I FEEL BAD THAT SHE'S GONNA MISS
THAT PARTY.
357
00:13:15,597 --> 00:13:18,467
[dance music playing]
358
00:13:18,599 --> 00:13:19,559
♪
359
00:13:19,686 --> 00:13:20,986
LOOK OUT!
360
00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:23,651
I'M GOING INTO "PARTY-AC"
ARREST!
361
00:13:23,775 --> 00:13:25,605
I NEED SOME C.P.R.-TAY!
362
00:13:25,731 --> 00:13:27,251
I'LL SAVE YOU!
363
00:13:27,384 --> 00:13:28,474
CLEAR!
364
00:13:28,603 --> 00:13:30,343
WOOP, WOOP, WOOP, WOOP!
365
00:13:30,473 --> 00:13:32,213
all: WOOP, WOOP, WOOP, WOOP,
366
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:35,264
WOOP, WOOP, WOOP, WOOP,
WOOP, WOOP!
367
00:13:35,388 --> 00:13:37,348
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?
368
00:13:37,476 --> 00:13:39,956
MILK SHAKES.
369
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,565
LET IT GO, DAVID.
370
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:44,745
FOR EMILY AND ROBBIE,
TO CHEER 'EM UP.
371
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:48,480
ALTHOUGH YOU KNOW WHAT
WOULD'VE CHEERED ME UP?
372
00:13:48,611 --> 00:13:51,311
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
YOU'RE KILLING ME, MAN.
373
00:13:51,438 --> 00:13:53,348
HERE, WHY DON'T YOU
TEXT THEM?
374
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:54,442
SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO DO SOMETHING
375
00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:57,180
FOR SOMEBODY BESIDES YOURSELF.
376
00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:58,180
♪
377
00:13:58,310 --> 00:13:59,620
EVERYBODY SAY HEY!
378
00:13:59,746 --> 00:14:00,836
all: HEY!
379
00:14:00,964 --> 00:14:02,874
EVERYBODY SAY HO!
380
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,888
all: HO!
381
00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:05,879
WHOA.
382
00:14:06,009 --> 00:14:06,879
GOTTA GO, ROBBIE!
383
00:14:07,009 --> 00:14:08,919
all:
384
00:14:09,054 --> 00:14:10,144
GO, ROBBIE!
385
00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:11,581
NO, WE REALLY GOTTA GO.
386
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,538
all: GO, ROBBIE!
GO, ROBBIE!
387
00:14:13,665 --> 00:14:14,705
MY DAD'S HEADING HOME.
388
00:14:14,839 --> 00:14:15,709
WE'VE GOTTA GET
MY MOM'S CAR BACK.
389
00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:17,759
UH-OH.
all: UH-OH!
390
00:14:17,884 --> 00:14:20,404
UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH!
391
00:14:20,538 --> 00:14:22,418
♪ I SWAM ACROSS
392
00:14:22,538 --> 00:14:23,968
[bell rings]
♪ THE GREAT BIG SEA
393
00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:24,933
[music stops]
394
00:14:25,061 --> 00:14:27,151
SERIOUSLY?
395
00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:29,499
SORRY, JANIE.
YOUR HOUR OF TV IS OVER.
396
00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:31,938
FEEL FREE TO, UH, READ,
CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM,
397
00:14:32,064 --> 00:14:36,454
OR HAVE A MOMENT
OF QUIET REFLECTION.
398
00:14:36,587 --> 00:14:39,197
I'M JUST GONNA GET SOME MILK
AND GO TO BED.
399
00:14:39,328 --> 00:14:41,108
THE SOONER I GO TO SLEEP,
400
00:14:41,241 --> 00:14:44,161
THE SOONER THIS NIGHTMARE
IS OVER.
401
00:14:48,592 --> 00:14:51,332
[screams]
402
00:14:51,463 --> 00:14:54,503
[clatter]
403
00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:56,109
JANIE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
404
00:14:56,248 --> 00:14:58,468
THERE'S SOMEONE OUTSIDE!
405
00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:00,076
JANIE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
SCARE ME.
406
00:15:00,205 --> 00:15:04,035
I HAVE EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
407
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,854
YOU DON'T.
YOU REALLY DON'T!
408
00:15:09,035 --> 00:15:11,345
[bang]
- WHOA.
409
00:15:11,472 --> 00:15:12,772
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
I--
410
00:15:12,907 --> 00:15:14,787
DID I BLOW A TIRE?
411
00:15:14,908 --> 00:15:18,778
HOLD ON.
412
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:19,950
HIS CAR'S NOT BACK YET.
413
00:15:20,084 --> 00:15:21,384
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE ACTUALLY BEAT THEM.
414
00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:22,569
IT WAS JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT
OF STUPID
415
00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:24,733
TO PULL THAT OFF.
416
00:15:24,868 --> 00:15:26,828
[laughs]
[cell phone rings]
417
00:15:26,956 --> 00:15:28,216
HI, DADDY.
418
00:15:28,348 --> 00:15:30,918
ARE YOU ALMOST HOME?
419
00:15:31,044 --> 00:15:32,874
OH, REALLY?
420
00:15:33,002 --> 00:15:34,662
YOU NEED THE SPARE TIRE
YOU TOOK OUT
421
00:15:34,785 --> 00:15:37,565
WHEN YOU DIDN'T TRUST ME
AND HAD KEVIN IN THE CAR?
422
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,960
HUH.
423
00:15:40,092 --> 00:15:41,742
ARE YOU DONE?
424
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,095
THANK YOU.
425
00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:45,313
OKAY, LISTEN,
WE ARE ON, UM, UH,
426
00:15:45,442 --> 00:15:49,572
MULHOLLAND,
JUST WEST OF COLDWATER, OKAY?
427
00:15:49,705 --> 00:15:51,235
ALL RIGHT, HON.
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
428
00:15:51,358 --> 00:15:52,398
MMM.
429
00:15:52,532 --> 00:15:53,972
MMM!
430
00:15:54,098 --> 00:15:56,188
MM, HMM, HMM!
431
00:15:56,316 --> 00:15:59,226
AAH! AAH! BRAIN FREEZE!
AAH!
432
00:15:59,361 --> 00:16:02,971
SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL
MILK SHAKE KARMA.
433
00:16:03,102 --> 00:16:04,402
CHEERS.
434
00:16:07,146 --> 00:16:08,226
[sighs]
REALLY?
435
00:16:08,365 --> 00:16:09,935
I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO BED.
436
00:16:10,061 --> 00:16:12,931
I CAN'T SLEEP
WITH A PROWLER OUT THERE.
437
00:16:13,062 --> 00:16:14,072
FOR THE LAST TIME,
438
00:16:14,193 --> 00:16:15,803
I'M NOT GONNA FALL
FOR YOUR GAMES.
439
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:16,883
[crash]
440
00:16:17,021 --> 00:16:19,411
[screams]
441
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,543
[crashing,
glass shattering]
442
00:16:23,676 --> 00:16:25,116
I TOLD YOU!
443
00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:26,631
CALL MOM AND DAD!
444
00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:28,774
NO WAY.
445
00:16:28,895 --> 00:16:31,985
I'VE GOT TO SHOW THEM
THAT I CAN HANDLE THIS.
446
00:16:32,114 --> 00:16:34,024
HELLO, 911?
447
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:35,598
YES, THIS IS JOE HOBBS.
448
00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:38,204
TO WHOM AM I SPEAKING?
449
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,293
HELLO, NANCY.
HOW ARE YOU?
450
00:16:40,422 --> 00:16:44,382
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
451
00:16:44,511 --> 00:16:47,561
IT DOESN'T HURT
TO BE POLITE.
452
00:16:49,861 --> 00:16:50,911
OKAY, REMEMBER,
STICK WITH THE PLAN.
453
00:16:51,035 --> 00:16:52,205
WE WERE NEVER AT THAT PARTY.
454
00:16:52,339 --> 00:16:53,519
REMEMBER, STICK TO THE PLAN.
455
00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:56,774
WE WERE NEVER
AT THE MILK SHAKE PLACE.
456
00:17:00,213 --> 00:17:01,653
THANKS FOR GETTING HERE
SO FAST.
457
00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:03,779
AND SAFELY, I MIGHT ADD.
458
00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:07,129
OKAY, YOU'RE A GOOD DRIVER,
EMILY, AND--
459
00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:09,788
AND YOU'RE
A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG ADULT.
460
00:17:09,912 --> 00:17:11,082
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TRUST YOU.
461
00:17:11,217 --> 00:17:12,877
- APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
- GOOD.
462
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,870
YOU GUYS GOT
A LITTLE SOMETHING--
463
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,391
[dance music fades in]
464
00:17:17,524 --> 00:17:19,004
[horn honks]
- HEY, EMILY!
465
00:17:19,134 --> 00:17:20,664
ROBBIE!
466
00:17:20,787 --> 00:17:23,747
SORRY YOU GUYS HAD TO LEAVE
THE PARTY EARLY!
467
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,005
BUT THAT NEW DANCE
YOU TAUGHT US IS SICK!
468
00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:29,536
[all beatboxing]
469
00:17:29,659 --> 00:17:30,919
UH-OH.
470
00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:32,222
all: UH-OH, UH-OH!
471
00:17:32,356 --> 00:17:33,446
UH-OH, UH-OH!
472
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,574
JUST GO.
473
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,655
all: JUST GO, JUST GO!
474
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:40,493
JUST GO, JUST GO!
JUST GO!
475
00:17:49,363 --> 00:17:50,673
[both scream]
476
00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:53,189
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
477
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,022
WE SAW A HAIRY,
HOODED CREATURE OUTSIDE,
478
00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:58,279
SO JOE CALLED 911.
479
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,631
YEAH, I TALKED TO NANCY.
480
00:17:59,759 --> 00:18:02,719
SHE'S FROM MALIBU.
LOVES SEA GLASS.
481
00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:04,857
SEE WHAT I'VE BEEN
DEALING WITH HERE?
482
00:18:04,979 --> 00:18:07,459
[door opens]
483
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:13,420
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- ASK YOUR DAUGHTER.
484
00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:15,638
I TOOK YOUR CAR
TO THE PARTY, MOM.
485
00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:17,416
WHAT?
486
00:18:17,549 --> 00:18:18,819
- I'M SORRY.
- [sighs]
487
00:18:18,941 --> 00:18:21,501
LOOK, IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
I PRESSURED HER INTO IT.
488
00:18:21,638 --> 00:18:23,848
- NO, YOU DIDN'T.
- [sighs]
489
00:18:23,987 --> 00:18:25,377
NO, DON'T BLAME HIM.
490
00:18:25,509 --> 00:18:27,819
I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING,
BUT I...
491
00:18:27,944 --> 00:18:29,984
DID IT ANYWAY.
492
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,119
SAY GOOD NIGHT, ROBBIE.
493
00:18:32,251 --> 00:18:35,041
I'M REALLY SORRY,
MR. AND MRS. HOBBS.
494
00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:37,475
BYE, EM.
- BYE, ROBBIE.
495
00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:40,471
I'LL PROBABLY NEVER DRIVE AGAIN,
BUT I HAD FUN.
496
00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:41,862
ME TOO, CRAY CRAY.
497
00:18:41,994 --> 00:18:43,394
[laughs]
498
00:18:43,516 --> 00:18:45,606
NOT NOW.
- MM-HMM.
499
00:18:45,735 --> 00:18:47,215
YEAH, GO UPSTAIRS.
WE'LL TALK LATER.
500
00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:49,774
YOU TOO.
GO ACROSS THE STREET, RIGHT NOW.
501
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:50,831
GET OUTTA HERE.
502
00:18:50,954 --> 00:18:51,994
IT'S RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET,
503
00:18:52,128 --> 00:18:55,658
SO DON'T HAVE
A PARTY ON THE WAY.
504
00:18:55,782 --> 00:18:57,262
I THINK HE KNOWS
I MEAN BUSINESS,
505
00:18:57,391 --> 00:19:00,311
EVEN THOUGH MY VOICE AIN'T
AS DEEP AS MY SISTER'S.
506
00:19:00,437 --> 00:19:02,527
[knock at door]
507
00:19:07,005 --> 00:19:09,705
HELLO, FOLKS.
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS MAN?
508
00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:18,311
ANYONE?
509
00:19:18,444 --> 00:19:19,754
- ALL RIGHT.
- OH, COME ON, COME ON!
510
00:19:19,879 --> 00:19:22,269
HE'S OURS,
HE'S OURS.
511
00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:24,672
[chuckles]
512
00:19:24,794 --> 00:19:25,924
SO HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.
513
00:19:26,056 --> 00:19:27,576
YOU HAD HIM SPYING
ON YOUR KID
514
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,929
WHILE HE WAS TRYING
TO BABYSIT.
515
00:19:30,057 --> 00:19:31,977
[chuckles]
IT WAS MY WIFE'S IDEA.
516
00:19:32,102 --> 00:19:34,102
YOU HID HIM IN A CAR TRUNK
TO SPY ON OUR DAUGHTER.
517
00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:35,323
NO, NO, NO,
YOU TALKED ME INTO IT, HONEY.
518
00:19:35,451 --> 00:19:37,321
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
519
00:19:37,452 --> 00:19:39,062
CALM DOWN.
520
00:19:39,192 --> 00:19:41,282
MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD LEARN
TO TRUST YOUR KIDS MORE.
521
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:42,630
AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT
MY WIFE TOLD ME
522
00:19:42,759 --> 00:19:44,199
WHEN I HAD A DETECTIVE
FOLLOW MY DAUGHTER
523
00:19:44,324 --> 00:19:47,804
ON PROM NIGHT.
[chuckles]
524
00:19:47,935 --> 00:19:49,935
- YOU HAVE THAT SERVICE?
- [clears throat]
525
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:51,596
NIGHT, FOLKS.
526
00:19:51,719 --> 00:19:54,369
- [sighs]
- MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
527
00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:55,423
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST LOOSEN UP
ON EMILY A LITTLE BIT.
528
00:19:55,546 --> 00:19:56,456
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
529
00:19:56,591 --> 00:19:58,251
WELL, COULD BE WHY EMILY
ACTS OUT
530
00:19:58,374 --> 00:20:00,064
EVERY TIME ROBBIE'S AROUND.
531
00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,201
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I THINK BOTH OF THEM
532
00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:02,761
NEED TO BLOW OFF
A LITTLE STEAM.
533
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,817
I LOVE MY SISTER, BUT SHE
DOESN'T GIVE HIM AN INCH.
534
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,722
JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE {\an8}
FOOTLOOSE.
535
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,426
YOU OUTLAW DANCING,
THEM KIDS GONNA FIND
536
00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:09,902
A WAY TO DANCE ANYWAY.
537
00:20:10,031 --> 00:20:11,821
THEY GONNA FIND THAT,
MM, MM, MM.
538
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:14,775
UH!
539
00:20:14,902 --> 00:20:16,422
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
540
00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:18,815
YOU HAD KEVIN
SPYING ON ME?
541
00:20:18,948 --> 00:20:21,258
UH, WE'RE SORRY.
IT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME.
542
00:20:21,383 --> 00:20:24,043
BUT YOU DID THE RIGHT THING
CALLING 911,
543
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:25,597
WHICH IS WHY
544
00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:27,603
NEXT SATURDAY,
WE'RE GONNA GO OUT AGAIN,
545
00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:30,484
AND YOU GET
TO BABYSIT JANIE.
546
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:35,475
NO!
547
00:20:35,607 --> 00:20:37,347
DON'T WORRY.
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS,
548
00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:39,657
WE CAN ALWAYS CALL NANCY.
549
00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:44,257
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