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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:10,938 AND AFTER A DEEP, CLEANSING BREATH, 2 00:00:11,043 --> 00:00:15,673 CLEARING MIND AND BODY, ASSUME TREE POSE, WHICH-- 3 00:00:15,779 --> 00:00:17,889 REMOTE, REMOTE. 4 00:00:17,980 --> 00:00:19,040 OVERTIME, OVERTIME. 5 00:00:19,147 --> 00:00:20,117 YOU'RE SITTING ON IT. 6 00:00:20,215 --> 00:00:21,255 UNDER BUTT, UNDER BUTT. 7 00:00:21,348 --> 00:00:22,948 HEY, LOOK AT YOU, DOING YOGA, RELAXING. 8 00:00:23,049 --> 00:00:25,249 COME ON, CHANGE, CHANGE, CHANGE. 9 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:27,350 [over TV] AND IT'S GOOD! 10 00:00:27,451 --> 00:00:29,251 WHAT A COMEBACK! 11 00:00:29,352 --> 00:00:30,952 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME 12 00:00:31,053 --> 00:00:33,013 I SAW A GAME LIKE THIS. 13 00:00:33,121 --> 00:00:35,591 - AND NEITHER CAN I. - YOU OKAY? 14 00:00:35,689 --> 00:00:37,529 WELL, NO. 15 00:00:37,623 --> 00:00:38,853 WELL, YOU GOTTA RECORD THE THING NEXT TIME. 16 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:39,956 OH, IT'S NOT THE SAME, HONEY. 17 00:00:40,058 --> 00:00:41,328 I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. 18 00:00:41,425 --> 00:00:43,095 SO HOW WAS THIS AFTERNOON WITH EMILY AND HER FRIENDS? 19 00:00:43,193 --> 00:00:46,793 UH, WHY DO TEENAGE GIRLS HAVE TO SING EVERYTHING? 20 00:00:46,895 --> 00:00:48,265 EVERYTHING. 21 00:00:48,362 --> 00:00:49,902 all: * THANKS FOR DRIVING US 22 00:00:49,996 --> 00:00:53,196 ♪ IT WAS TOTES AWESOME 23 00:00:53,298 --> 00:00:56,468 [all vocalizing] 24 00:00:58,401 --> 00:01:00,501 TOTES BLOOD COMING OUT OF BOTH EARS. 25 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,702 I'M NOT KIDDING. - CHEER UP, SWEETIE. 26 00:01:01,802 --> 00:01:03,102 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST REMIND YOURSELF 27 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:05,370 EMILY GOT HER LEARNER'S PERMIT. 28 00:01:05,470 --> 00:01:06,470 THAT'S RIGHT, DAD. 29 00:01:06,571 --> 00:01:07,911 I'M GONNA BE DRIVING SOON. 30 00:01:08,005 --> 00:01:09,105 CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE IT? 31 00:01:09,173 --> 00:01:10,613 [both squealing] 32 00:01:10,707 --> 00:01:12,437 FANTASTIC. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO? 33 00:01:12,541 --> 00:01:14,381 YOU CAN CHAUFFEUR THE SPICE GIRLS AROUND NOW. 34 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:15,705 YOU CAN CHAUFFEUR AROUND 35 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:19,549 OFF-KEY SPICE AND TONE-DEAF SPICE. 36 00:01:20,912 --> 00:01:21,912 SPICE GIRLS? 37 00:01:22,012 --> 00:01:25,012 WE DON'T WANNA COOK, WE WANNA DRIVE. 38 00:01:26,715 --> 00:01:28,125 YOU'RE GONNA LOOK SO SUPER CUTE 39 00:01:28,182 --> 00:01:30,822 IN YOUR LITTLE CHAUFFER'S HAT AND LITTLE WHITE GLOVES. 40 00:01:30,917 --> 00:01:32,647 FIRST DRIVING, AND NOW A NEW OUTFIT? 41 00:01:32,751 --> 00:01:34,591 COME ON! 42 00:01:34,685 --> 00:01:37,755 IF I GET MY LICENSE IN JUNE, SUMMER ROAD TRIP. 43 00:01:37,853 --> 00:01:39,223 DAD, WHEN CAN YOU TAKE ME OUT? 44 00:01:39,322 --> 00:01:40,452 I WOULD DO IT NOW, EMILY, 45 00:01:40,555 --> 00:01:42,125 BUT YOU DON'T WANNA BE RUDE TO YOUR FRIENDS. 46 00:01:42,156 --> 00:01:43,256 - NO, YOU CAN BE RUDE. - WE'RE OUT. 47 00:01:43,357 --> 00:01:45,497 OKAY. 48 00:01:47,259 --> 00:01:49,129 YES, WELL, GO GET IN THE... 49 00:01:49,227 --> 00:01:52,597 [hoarsely] * CAR 50 00:01:52,694 --> 00:01:54,794 YOU GO GET 'EM, OLD SPICE. 51 00:01:54,895 --> 00:01:57,895 YEAH, OKAY. 52 00:01:57,997 --> 00:02:00,137 MY HANDS ARE AT 9:00 AND 3:00. 53 00:02:00,232 --> 00:02:02,602 MY SEAT IS ADJUSTED JUST RIGHT. 54 00:02:02,699 --> 00:02:04,469 CHECKING MY REARVIEW MIRROR. 55 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:06,127 LOOKS GOOD. 56 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,139 HOW ARE YOUR SIDE-VIEW MIRRORS? 57 00:02:08,203 --> 00:02:10,273 MINE'S GOOD. 58 00:02:10,371 --> 00:02:11,941 YOURS HAS A MAN IN IT. 59 00:02:12,038 --> 00:02:14,578 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IN THIS MIRROR, 60 00:02:14,672 --> 00:02:18,472 MY HAIR IS CLOSER TO PERFECTION THAN IT APPEARS. 61 00:02:18,574 --> 00:02:19,904 OKAY. 62 00:02:20,008 --> 00:02:24,018 LET'S PUT HER IN DRIVE AND EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD. 63 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:25,985 THIS IS FUN, DADDY. 64 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,316 CAN YOU EVEN SEE OVER THE WHEEL? 65 00:02:28,413 --> 00:02:29,953 HUH? 66 00:02:30,047 --> 00:02:33,647 HUH? 67 00:02:33,749 --> 00:02:36,589 DRIFTING, DRIFTING, DRIFTING. 68 00:02:36,684 --> 00:02:38,484 I'M NOT DRIFTING. I'M IN MY LANE. 69 00:02:38,585 --> 00:02:39,715 OOH, TOO CLOSE, TOO CLOSE, TOO CLOSE. 70 00:02:39,818 --> 00:02:40,958 TOO CLOSE TO WHAT? 71 00:02:41,052 --> 00:02:42,852 DAD, YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 72 00:02:42,953 --> 00:02:45,153 YOU THINK YOU CAN DRIVE, PRIVATE CAN'T-DRIVE? 73 00:02:45,255 --> 00:02:47,225 THE ONLY THING YOU'RE DRIVING IS ME CRAZY. 74 00:02:47,322 --> 00:02:49,722 NOW HIT THE ASPHALT AND GIVE ME 20. 75 00:02:49,823 --> 00:02:52,233 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN WHEN YOU'RE YELLING AT ME? 76 00:02:52,325 --> 00:02:54,355 I'M NOT YELLING-- SCHOOL ZONE, SCHOOL ZONE! 77 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:57,670 IT'S SATURDAY! 78 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,721 [upbeat music] 79 00:03:00,829 --> 00:03:08,839 ♪ 80 00:03:18,838 --> 00:03:21,848 [spooky music over TV] 81 00:03:21,939 --> 00:03:24,609 COME ON, THE EVIDENCE IS HIDDEN IN THE COFFIN. 82 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:26,038 OPEN THE COFFIN. 83 00:03:26,176 --> 00:03:30,316 COME ON, SCOOBY, IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. 84 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,911 OH, YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING {\an8}SCOOBY, HMM. 85 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:34,522 [exhales] AND I'D BE DOING YOGA, 86 00:03:34,613 --> 00:03:37,843 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE MEDDLING KIDS. 87 00:03:37,947 --> 00:03:39,317 EVERY TIME I WATCH THESE SHOWS, 88 00:03:39,416 --> 00:03:41,086 I ALWAYS KNOW WHODUNIT. 89 00:03:41,184 --> 00:03:43,184 I SHOULD BE A DETECTIVE. 90 00:03:43,218 --> 00:03:47,228 IMAGINE HOW COOL A ROCK- COLLECTING DETECTIVE WOULD BE. 91 00:03:48,253 --> 00:03:51,053 I REALLY CAN'T. 92 00:03:52,522 --> 00:03:55,192 HEY, JOE, HOW ABOUT JANIE AND I HIDE DR. MONKEY CHUNKS, 93 00:03:55,224 --> 00:03:57,794 AND YOU CAN USE YOUR DETECTIVE SKILLS TO FIND HER? 94 00:03:57,892 --> 00:03:59,852 OOH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA. 95 00:03:59,959 --> 00:04:01,429 YEAH, GO. 96 00:04:01,527 --> 00:04:04,867 GO, GO, GO. {\an8}GO. 97 00:04:04,961 --> 00:04:08,861 [spooky music over TV] 98 00:04:08,963 --> 00:04:11,873 ♪ 99 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:13,365 [music stops] 100 00:04:13,466 --> 00:04:16,896 AND WITH A DEEP, CLEANSING BREATH, 101 00:04:17,001 --> 00:04:19,771 VISUALIZE THAT YOU ARE AN EAGLE 102 00:04:19,869 --> 00:04:22,939 SOARING TOWARD A PEACEFUL HORIZON. 103 00:04:23,037 --> 00:04:24,377 YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY! 104 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,442 BECAUSE YOUR DRIVING IS CRAZY. 105 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:30,870 AMY, THIS CHILD HAD ME LITERALLY PULLING OUT MY HAIR. 106 00:04:30,974 --> 00:04:33,284 MY HAIR! 107 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:34,676 HOW DO YOU DRIVE WITH HIM? 108 00:04:34,777 --> 00:04:35,807 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, YOU CAN ACTUALLY 109 00:04:35,911 --> 00:04:37,381 SEE SCALP CAN'T YOU, RIGHT HERE? 110 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,078 JUST--JUST CALM DOWN, YOU GUYS. 111 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:40,843 IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT BAD. 112 00:04:40,946 --> 00:04:43,086 SHE ALMOST DROVE INTO THE OCEAN. 113 00:04:43,215 --> 00:04:45,215 IF YOU MEAN I WAS HEADED TO THE BEACH PARKING LOT 114 00:04:45,316 --> 00:04:47,626 TO PRACTICE THREE-POINT TURNS, THEN YES. 115 00:04:47,717 --> 00:04:48,777 A THREE-POINT TURN? 116 00:04:48,884 --> 00:04:50,124 THAT WAS, LIKE, A NINE-POINT TURN. 117 00:04:50,219 --> 00:04:51,449 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 118 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:52,952 IT WAS LIKE BEING IN A TEA CUP AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK. 119 00:04:53,053 --> 00:04:54,523 JUST--JUST CALM DOWN. 120 00:04:54,621 --> 00:04:56,221 WHY DON'T I TEACH EMILY HOW TO DRIVE, HONEY? 121 00:04:56,288 --> 00:04:57,688 [scoffs] AMY. 122 00:04:57,788 --> 00:04:58,828 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 123 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,493 WELL, LISTEN, 124 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:04,460 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS NICELY, SO, UH-- 125 00:05:04,559 --> 00:05:07,389 YOU'VE BECOME A HORRIBLE DRIVER. 126 00:05:07,493 --> 00:05:08,633 IT'S TRUE, MOM. 127 00:05:08,728 --> 00:05:10,388 I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO ALERT THE NEIGHBORS 128 00:05:10,495 --> 00:05:11,535 WHEN YOU LEAVE IN THE MORNING. 129 00:05:11,629 --> 00:05:12,799 YEAH, THEY HAVE A NEW THING HERE. 130 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,626 IT CALLED THE "NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH-OUT PRRAM." 131 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,371 [laughs] TOTALLY UNJUSTIFIED. 132 00:05:17,466 --> 00:05:19,766 15 YEARS AND I'VE NEVER HAD ONE TICKET. 133 00:05:19,866 --> 00:05:21,036 YEAH, I KNOW THAT, BUT IN THE LAST TEN MONTHS, 134 00:05:21,134 --> 00:05:23,634 YOU'VE GOTTEN THREE TICKETS. 135 00:05:23,735 --> 00:05:26,235 GONNA HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER POOR SAP TO TEACH 136 00:05:26,303 --> 00:05:28,673 CRASH GORDON OVER HERE HOW TO DRIVE. 137 00:05:28,771 --> 00:05:30,541 OH, WHOA, WHOA. 138 00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:33,339 LOOK WHAT JUST ARRIVED-- YOUR NEW DRIVER. 139 00:05:33,441 --> 00:05:35,541 LET ME TRY IT OUT. BOOM! 140 00:05:35,642 --> 00:05:38,112 WHAT? 141 00:05:38,243 --> 00:05:41,073 WHY YOU EYEBALLING ME? WHAT? 142 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,282 I'M LEAVING A TRAIL OF BANANA PEELS 143 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,310 SO JOE CAN FIND HER FAST. 144 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:50,454 I DON'T WANT HER TO GET HUNGRY. 145 00:05:50,549 --> 00:05:54,049 DON'T WORRY, JANIE. SHE'S ALREADY {\an8}STUFFED. 146 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:56,550 I LOVE TO HEAR A GOOD MONKEY JOKE. 147 00:05:56,652 --> 00:05:58,892 KNOW ANY? 148 00:05:58,986 --> 00:06:02,126 TOUGH CROWD. 149 00:06:06,957 --> 00:06:09,967 OKAY, JOE, WE'RE READY. 150 00:06:12,693 --> 00:06:14,963 DETECTIVE HOBBS, MY MONKEY'S MISSING. 151 00:06:15,061 --> 00:06:18,071 I SUSPECT FOUL PLAY. 152 00:06:20,331 --> 00:06:23,271 IT WAS 2:00 P.M. IN THE CITY OF ANGELS. 153 00:06:23,332 --> 00:06:28,032 NORMALLY NAP TIME, BUT NO ONE WAS SLEEPING TODAY. 154 00:06:28,134 --> 00:06:31,134 SOUNDS LIKE A CLASSIC MONKEY-SNATCHING. 155 00:06:34,305 --> 00:06:35,565 BANANA PEELS? 156 00:06:35,672 --> 00:06:38,942 SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE. 157 00:06:39,039 --> 00:06:40,439 GO ON, GO ON. 158 00:06:40,541 --> 00:06:42,981 DETECTIVE HOBBS'S KEEN SENSE OF OBSERVATION 159 00:06:43,075 --> 00:06:44,515 KICKED IN EARLY. 160 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:46,140 WE BETTER THROW THESE AWAY BEFORE SOMEBODY 161 00:06:46,278 --> 00:06:49,288 SLIPS AND DESTROYS VITAL EVIDENCE. 162 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:53,580 ONE THING WAS CLEAR-- 163 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:57,691 THIS CASE WAS GONNA TAKE A LOT LONGER THAN EXPECTED. 164 00:06:59,117 --> 00:07:02,587 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 165 00:07:03,886 --> 00:07:04,886 MM-HMM. 166 00:07:04,987 --> 00:07:06,027 [turn signal clicking] 167 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,720 ALL RIGHT, GOOD USE OF THE TURN SIGNAL. 168 00:07:09,822 --> 00:07:13,322 IFTING-DRAY, IFTING-DRAY. 169 00:07:13,425 --> 00:07:15,965 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE DRIFTING A LITTLE BIT. 170 00:07:16,058 --> 00:07:18,098 UH-HUH, BUT THAT'S COOL. 171 00:07:18,193 --> 00:07:20,293 EASE IT BACK. 172 00:07:20,361 --> 00:07:22,771 NICE. 173 00:07:22,862 --> 00:07:24,662 AKE-BRAY, AKE-BRAY. 174 00:07:24,763 --> 00:07:28,363 WOULD YOU CHILL-YAY AND LET ME TEACH-YAY? 175 00:07:28,465 --> 00:07:30,205 DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO HIM, EMILY. 176 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:32,700 STAY IN YOUR ZONE, GIRL. 177 00:07:32,801 --> 00:07:35,671 SEE, DAVID, SHE'S DOING PERFECTLY. 178 00:07:35,769 --> 00:07:37,969 NOW THAT I'M NOT NERVOUS, EVERYTHING'S GOING GREAT. 179 00:07:38,069 --> 00:07:39,439 OKAY. 180 00:07:39,538 --> 00:07:42,308 I HAVE TO SAY THAT MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE BIT TOO-- 181 00:07:42,339 --> 00:07:43,779 [bird squawks, all scream] 182 00:07:43,873 --> 00:07:46,143 WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? 183 00:07:46,308 --> 00:07:47,418 YOU HIT A BIRD. 184 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,109 IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 185 00:07:49,209 --> 00:07:50,439 LOTS OF THINGS COME OUT OF NOWHERE. 186 00:07:50,543 --> 00:07:51,943 NOW WHAT IF THAT WAS SOMETHING WORSE, 187 00:07:52,044 --> 00:07:54,384 LIKE A DOG OR A SQUIRREL... 188 00:07:54,478 --> 00:07:56,808 OR A FLYING BABY? 189 00:07:56,913 --> 00:07:58,483 FLYING BABIES? 190 00:07:58,580 --> 00:08:00,450 COME ON, DAVID. FLYING BABIES? 191 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,218 I'VE SEEN THEM. THEY WEAR DIAPERS. 192 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:05,186 THEY HAVE LITTLE WINGS. THEY CARRY A BOW AND ARROW. 193 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,918 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY? 194 00:08:07,018 --> 00:08:08,228 THE POINT IS, 195 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,620 SHE'S NOT READY TO DRIVE, I WAS RIGHT. 196 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,920 I-I CAN'T DO THIS. I AM WALKING HOME. 197 00:08:13,021 --> 00:08:15,661 - WHAT? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU-- 198 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:18,026 I-I'M HOOFING IT WITH YOU, EMILY. 199 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:19,584 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 200 00:08:19,691 --> 00:08:22,461 LOOK OUT FOR THE FLYING BABIES. 201 00:08:24,494 --> 00:08:25,894 COME ON, DAVID, YOU GOTTA THINK THIS THROUGH. 202 00:08:25,994 --> 00:08:28,094 YOU GONNA HAVE TO LET HER DRIVE EVENTUALLY. 203 00:08:28,195 --> 00:08:29,665 DO I? 204 00:08:29,763 --> 00:08:32,733 OR DO I BUY HER A GUITAR? 205 00:08:32,831 --> 00:08:34,201 WHAT? 206 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:35,333 YOU JUST SAID, "THINK THIS THROUGH." 207 00:08:35,399 --> 00:08:36,329 ALL RIGHT, I'M THINKING IT THROUGH. 208 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:37,604 JUST HEAR ME OUT HERE, OKAY? 209 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,440 EMILY AND HER FRIENDS LIKE TO SING, RIGHT? 210 00:08:39,535 --> 00:08:40,895 RIGHT. 211 00:08:41,001 --> 00:08:43,341 SO I BUY EMILY A GUITAR. 212 00:08:43,403 --> 00:08:45,003 THEY FORM A BAND. 213 00:08:45,103 --> 00:08:46,573 THEY GO ON TOUR. 214 00:08:46,672 --> 00:08:49,502 THEY GET A TOUR BUS. 215 00:08:49,606 --> 00:08:51,446 WHAT COMES WITH A TOUR BUS? 216 00:08:51,541 --> 00:08:54,481 TOUR BUS DRIVER, COME ON. 217 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,906 EMILY NEVER HAS TO SIT BEHIND THE WHEEL 218 00:08:56,009 --> 00:08:57,179 OF A CAR EVER AGAIN. 219 00:08:57,344 --> 00:08:58,574 IT'S FOOLPROOF. 220 00:08:58,678 --> 00:09:00,178 COME ON, DAVID, EVERY PARENT IS SCARED 221 00:09:00,346 --> 00:09:02,376 OF THEIR CHILD DRIVING AT FIRST. 222 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,690 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING A TAD IRRATIONAL? 223 00:09:04,781 --> 00:09:07,141 WHAT PART ABOUT GUITAR, BAND, RECORD DEAL, TOUR BUS, 224 00:09:07,249 --> 00:09:08,359 DRIVER, EMILY NEVER GETS BEHIND THE WHEEL 225 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:10,586 OF A CAR EVER AGAIN IS IRRATIONAL, MARCUS? 226 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,554 I JUST THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE SCARED HER 227 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:15,022 WITH ALL THAT FLYING BABY TALK. 228 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:18,389 NO, NO, IT'S NOT JUST TALK. THEY'RE REAL. 229 00:09:18,488 --> 00:09:20,518 AND THE POINT IS, I DIDN'T SCARE EMILY. 230 00:09:20,622 --> 00:09:23,592 SHE SCARED HERSELF WHEN SHE HIT THAT BIRD. 231 00:09:23,690 --> 00:09:25,760 I MEAN, THINGS DON'T JUST DROP OUT OF THE SKY 232 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:28,868 AND LAND ON YOUR WINDSHIELD. 233 00:09:31,662 --> 00:09:33,732 AAH! 234 00:09:33,829 --> 00:09:35,199 - WHOA. - WHAT JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY 235 00:09:35,364 --> 00:09:36,364 AND HIT THE WINDSHIELD? 236 00:09:36,397 --> 00:09:38,167 LOOK, MAN, I DON'T WANNA BE WEIRD, 237 00:09:38,264 --> 00:09:40,824 BUT I THINK YOU JUST HIT A FLYING MONKEY. 238 00:09:40,932 --> 00:09:42,742 THE--THE MONKEY HIT ME. 239 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:43,933 WHAT IS IT WITH THIS NEIGHBORHOOD 240 00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:47,033 AND ALL THE FLYING STUFF? 241 00:09:50,571 --> 00:09:52,441 OH, NO. 242 00:09:52,538 --> 00:09:54,538 JANIE'S GONNA FLIP WHEN SHE SEES THIS. 243 00:09:54,639 --> 00:09:55,769 OH! 244 00:09:55,874 --> 00:09:57,384 THE HECK WAS MONKEY CHUNKS DOING IN THE TREE? 245 00:09:57,408 --> 00:09:59,638 I MEAN, SHE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 246 00:09:59,742 --> 00:10:02,652 OH, YEAH, HM. WHERE DID I HEAR THAT BEFORE? 247 00:10:02,743 --> 00:10:04,343 I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS, MARCUS, 248 00:10:04,444 --> 00:10:07,074 BUT I-I CAN'T LET EMILY SEE THIS EITHER. 249 00:10:07,179 --> 00:10:09,919 I MEAN, IT WAS THE BEST ARGUMENT I HAD AGAINST HER DRIVING. 250 00:10:10,014 --> 00:10:11,184 WE GOTTA HIDE THIS THING. 251 00:10:11,281 --> 00:10:13,781 JOE, I DON'T MEAN TO DO YOUR JOB FOR YOU, 252 00:10:13,883 --> 00:10:18,223 BUT MAYBE THE BANANA PEELS ARE A CLUE. 253 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,718 KEVIN, DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 254 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:23,489 BETWEEN A CLUE AND WHAT IS CLEARLY TRASH? 255 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:26,388 NOW PLEASE, CAN WE GET BACK TO FINDING MONKEY CHUNKS? 256 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:30,660 AND WHAT DO MONKEYS EAT, INSPECTOR CLUELESS? 257 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:33,498 AT THE ZOO, I KNOW THEY EAT PEANUTS. 258 00:10:33,593 --> 00:10:37,403 BANANAS. THEY EAT BANANAS. 259 00:10:37,495 --> 00:10:41,465 OH, THEN THIS TRAIL CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. 260 00:10:41,563 --> 00:10:44,963 DR. MONKEY CHUNKS IS RIGHT HERE IN THIS TREE. 261 00:10:45,064 --> 00:10:46,664 YOU DID IT, JOE. 262 00:10:46,766 --> 00:10:48,966 WAIT, DR. MONKEY CHUNKS IS GONE. 263 00:10:49,067 --> 00:10:51,377 YOU DIDN'T DO IT, JOE. 264 00:10:51,468 --> 00:10:52,498 WHAT HAPPENED? 265 00:10:52,603 --> 00:10:54,173 I PUT HER RIGHT IN THAT BRANCH. 266 00:10:54,269 --> 00:10:56,039 DAD, DID YOU GUYS HAPPEN TO SEE-- 267 00:10:56,137 --> 00:10:57,337 WHAT, A MONKEY FALL OUT OF A TREE? 268 00:10:57,438 --> 00:11:00,508 LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN, RIGHT, MARCUS? 269 00:11:00,607 --> 00:11:02,507 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 270 00:11:02,608 --> 00:11:05,008 I HAVE A REAL MISSING MONKEY CASE TO SOLVE. 271 00:11:05,109 --> 00:11:09,249 DON'T WORRY, JANIE, I WON'T QUIT UNTIL I FIND HER. 272 00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:14,815 SHE'S AS GOOD AS GONE. 273 00:11:14,914 --> 00:11:16,054 YEAH, SORRY, DAVID, 274 00:11:16,147 --> 00:11:19,817 THERE'S NO MONKEY CLEANER UNDER THE SINK. 275 00:11:19,916 --> 00:11:22,546 NOTE TO SELF: INVENT MONKEY CLEANER, 276 00:11:22,651 --> 00:11:26,691 GET RICHER, AND MOVE AWAY FROM DAVID. 277 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:27,886 DID WE EVER DO AN EPISODE WHERE MY CHARACTER 278 00:11:27,986 --> 00:11:29,186 RAN OVER A STUFFED ANIMAL? 279 00:11:29,287 --> 00:11:31,087 THE CLOSEST WAS EPISODE 173, 280 00:11:31,188 --> 00:11:33,328 WHEN YOU RAN OVER A STUFFED TURKEY. 281 00:11:33,424 --> 00:11:36,794 THE FAMILY HAD TO HAVE THANKSGIVING SUSHI INSTEAD. 282 00:11:36,891 --> 00:11:38,131 YEAH, LISTEN. 283 00:11:38,225 --> 00:11:39,785 I RAN OVER MONKEY CHUNKS. 284 00:11:39,893 --> 00:11:40,933 - [gasps] - NO, JUST RELAX. 285 00:11:41,027 --> 00:11:43,127 I NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS TO "REPAIR A BEAR" 286 00:11:43,228 --> 00:11:44,258 AND GET IT BACK TO JANIE 287 00:11:44,429 --> 00:11:46,699 BEFORE DETECTIVE JOE PICKS UP MY SCENT. 288 00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:47,836 OKAY, I'M ON IT. 289 00:11:47,931 --> 00:11:49,861 AND, UH, JOE WON'T BE A PROBLEM. 290 00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:51,435 IF HE HAD A DETECTIVE SHOW IT WOULD BE CALLED, 291 00:11:51,466 --> 00:11:54,166 {\an8}JOE SHOULD NOT BE A DETECTIVE. 292 00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:57,036 NO WAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 293 00:11:57,135 --> 00:11:58,775 DUCK. 294 00:11:58,869 --> 00:12:00,069 GET THE MONKEY. 295 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,640 THAT MUST'VE BEEN SCARY. 296 00:12:01,738 --> 00:12:03,438 A LITTLE. 297 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,982 EMILY, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? 298 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,902 [scoffs] ME? I'M FINE. 299 00:12:07,006 --> 00:12:08,806 BUT THE BIRD'S A LITTLE SHAKEN UP FROM HITTING US, 300 00:12:08,907 --> 00:12:10,647 AND MY DAD IS COMPLETELY FREAKED. 301 00:12:10,742 --> 00:12:14,912 I'D BE FREAKED OUT TOO, SEEING A BIRD DRIVE A CAR. 302 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:17,478 IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BIRD. 303 00:12:17,579 --> 00:12:19,679 MY DAD'S JUST SCARED ABOUT ME DRIVING. 304 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,450 WHAT'S SO SCARY ABOUT DRIVING? 305 00:12:21,481 --> 00:12:23,981 UGH. EXACTLY. NOTHING. 306 00:12:24,082 --> 00:12:25,852 HE'S JUST BEING TOTALLY IRRATIONAL 307 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,150 AND TAKING AWAY THE ONE THING 308 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:31,960 I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IN LIFE--DRIVE. 309 00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:34,023 WELL, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE HIS MIND. 310 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,350 WE'VE GOTTA FIGHT THE MAN. 311 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:40,626 OH, I NEVER KNEW WHO "THE MAN" WAS BEFORE. 312 00:12:40,724 --> 00:12:43,734 IT'S YOUR DAD. 313 00:12:48,294 --> 00:12:50,594 [all exhale] 314 00:12:50,696 --> 00:12:52,636 THE CASE OF MISSING MONKEY CHUNKS 315 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,900 TAKES AN UNEXPECTED TURN, 316 00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:58,198 AS THE PLOT THICKENS LIKE A MIDNIGHT FOG 317 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:03,039 BLANKETING THE SLEEPING CITY. 318 00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:06,465 WHO IS HE TALKING TO? 319 00:13:06,571 --> 00:13:08,841 YOU KNOW, MARCUS, IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME-- 320 00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:10,308 EMILY WAS RIGHT. 321 00:13:10,473 --> 00:13:13,173 I WAS ACTING A LITTLE IRRATIONAL. 322 00:13:13,274 --> 00:13:14,874 YOU USED TO DO THAT TO ME ON THE SHOW. 323 00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:17,175 I WOULD SAY SOMETHING, YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN. 324 00:13:17,276 --> 00:13:22,386 SOMEONE ELSE WOULD SAY IT, THEN IT WOULD OCCUR TO YOU. 325 00:13:22,479 --> 00:13:24,149 I HAVE TO FIX THIS WITH EMILY. 326 00:13:24,245 --> 00:13:26,815 - YEAH, YOU SHOULD. - YEAH. 327 00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:28,984 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE JUST OCCURRED TO ME? 328 00:13:29,082 --> 00:13:30,642 I SHOULD INVENT MONKEY CLEANER. 329 00:13:30,749 --> 00:13:33,489 THAT'S, LIKE, AN UNTAPPED MARKET. 330 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,651 EMILY. 331 00:13:34,751 --> 00:13:36,481 DAD, IF THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU SUDDENLY 332 00:13:36,552 --> 00:13:38,292 CHANGING YOUR MIND AND LETTING ME DRIVE, 333 00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:41,656 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT. 334 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,215 WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 335 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,492 [scoffs] DIDN'T THINK SO. 336 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,160 WAIT. WHAT? 337 00:13:47,257 --> 00:13:49,227 I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE IN THE CAR. 338 00:13:49,325 --> 00:13:53,395 I--UM, I OVERREACTED A LITTLE BIT, AND... 339 00:13:53,495 --> 00:13:56,335 EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE SUCH THINGS AS FLYING BABIES. 340 00:13:56,496 --> 00:13:58,406 LIKE THE ONES ON VALENTINE'S DAY? 341 00:13:58,497 --> 00:14:00,497 YES. 342 00:14:00,531 --> 00:14:02,531 THANK YOU, OLIVIA. 343 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:04,502 I-I'M GONNA TRY TO BE A BETTER TEACHER. 344 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,540 OKAY, I MEAN, I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT DRIVING IS TO YOU, 345 00:14:07,635 --> 00:14:10,565 SO I'M WILLING TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT. 346 00:14:10,669 --> 00:14:12,239 - YOU ARE? - YEAH. 347 00:14:12,337 --> 00:14:15,177 OH, I MEAN, COOL. THANKS, DAD. 348 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,171 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - MR. HOBBS. 349 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,842 - YES? - YOU'RE NOT "THE MAN." 350 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,510 YOU'RE {\an8}THE MAN! 351 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,108 OH. 352 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:24,238 SUMMERTIME ROAD TRIP: BACK ON! 353 00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:26,053 - YAY! - BYE, EM! 354 00:14:26,144 --> 00:14:28,244 AND EMILY, ANYTIME YOU WANT TO, UM, 355 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,575 YOU KNOW, GO TRY IT AGAIN, YOU JUST LET ME KNOW. 356 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,420 TOTALLY, BUT, UH, NOT NOW, 357 00:14:32,515 --> 00:14:34,145 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE BIRD. 358 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,258 RIGHT. 359 00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:45,022 PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE GIVING AWAY BUMPERS AT THE BANK. 360 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,020 [panting] YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT. 361 00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:50,131 I'M A TERRIBLE DRIVER. 362 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,823 I DON'T GET THIS, AMY. 363 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,024 I MEAN, WHEN YOU WERE DRIVING THE KIDS AROUND, 364 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,895 YOU WERE A REALLY GOOD DRIVER. 365 00:14:54,992 --> 00:14:56,522 both: * THE WHEELS ON THE BUS 366 00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:58,593 ♪ GO ROUND AND ROUND 367 00:14:58,694 --> 00:15:01,534 ♪ ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND ♪ 368 00:15:01,629 --> 00:15:04,799 ♪ THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ♪ 369 00:15:04,897 --> 00:15:06,867 - WELL, WHAT HAPPENED TODAY? - I DON'T KNOW. 370 00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:09,765 I'M ON THE ROAD, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. 371 00:15:09,866 --> 00:15:10,866 ♪ MINDING MY OWN 372 00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:14,007 ♪ MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS 373 00:15:14,101 --> 00:15:15,871 [honks horn] AH, COME ON! 374 00:15:15,969 --> 00:15:17,539 PICK A LANE, BUDDY. 375 00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:18,771 [screams] 376 00:15:18,871 --> 00:15:20,301 I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS. 377 00:15:20,404 --> 00:15:23,174 AM I GETTING OLDER? I MEAN, IS IT MY EYESIGHT? 378 00:15:23,273 --> 00:15:25,943 AM I SHRINKING? 379 00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:31,543 IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? 380 00:15:31,611 --> 00:15:32,811 GUYS, GATHER AROUND. 381 00:15:32,911 --> 00:15:37,441 THERE'S BEEN A BREAK IN THE MONKEY CHUNKS CASE. 382 00:15:37,548 --> 00:15:40,908 WELL, WELL, WELL. HERE WE ALL ARE. 383 00:15:41,015 --> 00:15:43,055 YOU JUST CALLED US HERE, JOE. 384 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,380 OH, RIGHT. 385 00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:49,721 THAT'S BECAUSE I JUST STUMBLED UPON EXHIBIT "A." 386 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:53,730 DR. MONKEY CHUNKS! WHO DID THIS TO YOU? 387 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,792 LIKE A MONKEY COULD TALK. 388 00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:59,820 AND EVEN IF THEY COULD, THEY'RE NOTORIOUS LIARS. 389 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,965 BUT THE EVIDENCE WILL REVEAL THE TRUTH. 390 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:05,000 YOU DIDN'T TAKE HER TO "REPAIR A BEAR," DID YA? 391 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,894 I TRIED, DAVID, BUT I HAVE ONE QUESTION. 392 00:16:06,995 --> 00:16:10,765 DID YOU, IN FACT, MAKE THAT PLACE UP? 393 00:16:10,864 --> 00:16:13,734 NOTICE THE TIRE TREAD ACROSS HER FACE, 394 00:16:13,832 --> 00:16:16,902 WHICH MEANS SHE WAS EITHER RUN OVER BY A TIRE 395 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,470 OR SHE WENT TO A TIRE FESTIVAL 396 00:16:19,569 --> 00:16:23,639 WITH A TIRE TREAD FACE-PAINTING BOOTH. 397 00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:25,567 I WAS LEANING TOWARDS TIRE FESTIVAL. 398 00:16:25,638 --> 00:16:28,478 BUT THEN I DISCOVERED... 399 00:16:28,574 --> 00:16:32,574 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TIRE FESTIVALS. 400 00:16:32,609 --> 00:16:34,279 WHICH LED ME TO ONE CONCLUSION. 401 00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:39,086 DR. CHUNKS WAS RUN OVER IN OUR DRIVEWAY... 402 00:16:39,178 --> 00:16:41,948 BY ONE OF US. 403 00:16:42,046 --> 00:16:44,106 ALL RIGHT, I CONFESS. 404 00:16:44,214 --> 00:16:45,584 IT MUST'VE BEEN ME. 405 00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:48,285 - MOMMY! - AMY! 406 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,783 I'M THE WORST DRIVER IN THE WORLD. 407 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,314 APPARENTLY, I RUN OVER EVERYTHING. 408 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:52,587 [stammering] 409 00:16:52,619 --> 00:16:55,929 OH, HONEY, I AM SO, SO SORRY. 410 00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:58,620 WELL, MOM, YOU WERE SUSPECT NUMBER ONE, 411 00:16:58,722 --> 00:17:03,022 UNTIL I SAW EXHIBIT "C." 412 00:17:03,124 --> 00:17:05,434 THE TIRE TREAD PATTERN ON CHUNKS'S FACE 413 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,302 IS FROM A DIFFERENT CAR-- 414 00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:09,393 DAD'S CAR. 415 00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:11,094 OKAY, I DID IT. 416 00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:12,325 KEVIN! 417 00:17:12,428 --> 00:17:15,168 HOW COULD YOU? 418 00:17:15,263 --> 00:17:16,863 [whispers] DAVID? 419 00:17:16,964 --> 00:17:19,634 GO ON. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 420 00:17:19,732 --> 00:17:23,602 UH, I TOOK DR. MONKEY CHUNKS 421 00:17:23,635 --> 00:17:26,505 AND RUBBED HER FUR AGAINST DAVID'S TIRE TREAD. 422 00:17:26,603 --> 00:17:27,713 I'M SO SORRY. 423 00:17:27,803 --> 00:17:29,463 PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS, 424 00:17:29,605 --> 00:17:33,075 BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE MY STORY FALLS APART. 425 00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,172 YOU'RE RIGHT. 426 00:17:34,272 --> 00:17:35,872 YOUR STORY MAKES NO SENSE TO ME. 427 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,173 THAT'S BECAUSE I DID IT. 428 00:17:37,274 --> 00:17:38,614 EMILY? 429 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:39,942 I'M SO SORRY, JANIE. 430 00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,612 I DON'T REALLY CARE ANYMORE. 431 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,754 SOMEBODY END THIS CASE, PLEASE. 432 00:17:44,845 --> 00:17:47,205 THAT'S RIGHT, I WANTED TO DRIVE SO BADLY, 433 00:17:47,313 --> 00:17:49,623 I STOLE THE CAR-- 434 00:17:49,648 --> 00:17:51,748 AFTER MY CURFEW-- 435 00:17:51,849 --> 00:17:53,749 AND DROVE ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT 436 00:17:53,850 --> 00:17:56,420 WITH MY HANDS AT 12:00 AND 6:00. 437 00:17:56,517 --> 00:17:57,757 [scoffs] YEAH. 438 00:17:57,852 --> 00:17:59,322 IF YOU WERE ANY KIND OF PARENTS, 439 00:17:59,419 --> 00:18:02,489 YOU WOULD NEVER LET ME DRIVE AGAIN! 440 00:18:04,922 --> 00:18:06,622 EMILY. 441 00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:09,789 HA! I KNEW ALL ALONG IT WAS HER. 442 00:18:09,891 --> 00:18:12,201 AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. 443 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,662 YEAH, YOU'VE GOT A REAL FUTURE IN THIS. 444 00:18:17,061 --> 00:18:19,431 WHY DID YOU CONFESS TO SOMETHING THAT YOU DIDN'T DO? 445 00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:21,429 HOW DO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T DO IT? 446 00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:23,700 BECAUSE I DID IT. 447 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:24,998 - YOU DID? - YEAH, I-- 448 00:18:25,098 --> 00:18:28,868 THE THING JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 449 00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:32,367 WHAT'S GOING ON? 450 00:18:32,469 --> 00:18:34,509 I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE ANYMORE, DAD. 451 00:18:34,638 --> 00:18:36,178 WHAT? 452 00:18:36,271 --> 00:18:37,841 I-I THOUGHT DRIVING WAS, LIKE, 453 00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:40,969 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR LIFE. 454 00:18:41,073 --> 00:18:43,413 I'M SCARED. 455 00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:45,977 YOU KNOW, AFTER THAT BIRD HIT MY WINDSHIELD, 456 00:18:46,076 --> 00:18:47,136 I REALIZED THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS 457 00:18:47,243 --> 00:18:49,483 ON THE ROAD THAT I CAN'T CONTROL. 458 00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:52,545 ANYTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH JOE OR JANIE 459 00:18:52,647 --> 00:18:54,447 OR MY FRIENDS IN THE CAR. 460 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:56,847 OR MOM OR YOU. 461 00:18:56,949 --> 00:19:01,119 WAIT, SO YOUR MOM GETS TOP BILLING? 462 00:19:01,217 --> 00:19:02,427 IT'S JUST GONNA BE SO EMBARRASSING 463 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:05,287 TELLING MY FRIENDS I'M SCARED. 464 00:19:05,386 --> 00:19:08,356 - WELL, THEN DON'T. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 465 00:19:08,454 --> 00:19:12,054 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE, YOUNG LADY, 466 00:19:12,156 --> 00:19:15,356 BECAUSE YOUR COOL FATHER IS NOT SO COOL AFTER ALL. 467 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,458 - REALLY? - YES. 468 00:19:17,559 --> 00:19:19,569 I'M THE WORST GUY EVER. 469 00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:20,691 THANK YOU, DADDY. 470 00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:23,764 [chuckles] ALL RIGHT. 471 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,832 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW THAT THAT BIRD'S 472 00:19:25,929 --> 00:19:27,559 GONNA FLY AGAIN, RIGHT? 473 00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:30,195 YEAH, I THINK ITS WING IS HEALING. 474 00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:33,338 I DON'T MEAN THAT BIRD. 475 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,663 I KNOW. 476 00:19:35,735 --> 00:19:37,205 OKAY. 477 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,072 SO LISTEN, ANY TIME YOU WANNA 478 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,670 GO GIVE THIS ANOTHER SHOT, YOU LET ME KNOW. 479 00:19:41,772 --> 00:19:42,902 NO PRESSURE. 480 00:19:43,005 --> 00:19:46,015 - I WILL. - OKAY. 481 00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:50,311 I NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD'VE 482 00:19:50,408 --> 00:19:52,778 TOPPED YESTERDAY'S GAME, BUT HERE WE ARE, 483 00:19:52,877 --> 00:19:55,677 HEADING INTO TRIPLE OVERTIME. 484 00:19:55,745 --> 00:19:56,945 YES! 485 00:19:57,045 --> 00:20:00,045 DAD, I THINK I'M READY. 486 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,183 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED ANOTHER 487 00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:09,593 4 MINUTES AND 49 SECONDS TO THINK ABOUT IT? 488 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,656 OH. ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 489 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:15,123 [claps] LET'S DO THIS. 490 00:20:23,893 --> 00:20:25,863 [exhales] 491 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,771 EMILY, YOU GOT THIS. 492 00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:35,141 THANKS, DADDY. 493 00:20:35,231 --> 00:20:36,631 [bird squawks] 494 00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:37,903 - BIRD! - AAH! AAH! 495 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,000 both: NOT THE HAIR! NOT THE HAIR! 496 00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:45,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34741

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