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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:10,336 DADDY, WHAT'S UP WITH JOE THIS MORNING? 2 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,180 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 3 00:00:12,343 --> 00:00:13,373 HEY, BUDDY. YOU GOT A GOOD NIGHT'S-- 4 00:00:13,543 --> 00:00:16,843 BREAKFAST READY YET? 5 00:00:17,011 --> 00:00:19,341 UH...YOU OKAY? 6 00:00:19,512 --> 00:00:21,982 YEAH. NEVER BETTER. 7 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:27,490 DADDY, WHY IS HE WINKING AT US? 8 00:00:27,647 --> 00:00:29,847 JOE, IS THERE AN INSIDE JOKE THAT I FORGOT ABOUT? 9 00:00:30,014 --> 00:00:31,314 BECAUSE IF THERE IS, WHATEVER IT IS... 10 00:00:31,482 --> 00:00:34,052 OKAY? 11 00:00:34,216 --> 00:00:35,516 THERE YOU GO. 12 00:00:35,682 --> 00:00:37,352 - PATTIES? - YEP. 13 00:00:37,516 --> 00:00:40,086 PATTIES? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? 14 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:41,920 YEAH, UH, RIGHT NOW, NO. 15 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:44,285 LINKS. I PREFER MY SAUSAGE LINKED. 16 00:00:44,451 --> 00:00:45,621 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 17 00:00:45,785 --> 00:00:47,495 SINCE WHEN DID YOU EVER CARE 18 00:00:47,651 --> 00:00:49,691 WHAT SHAPE YOUR BREAKFAST MEAT COMES IN? 19 00:00:49,852 --> 00:00:51,462 SORRY. 20 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:52,759 I'M TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM BREAKING 21 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,659 THE SCHOOL DISTRICT RECORD 22 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:55,880 FOR CONSECUTIVE DAYS WITHOUT AN ABSENCE. 23 00:00:56,054 --> 00:00:57,524 YOU'VE NEVER MISSED 24 00:00:57,688 --> 00:00:59,518 A DAY OF SCHOOL? - NEVER. 25 00:00:59,688 --> 00:01:00,588 NOT EVEN THE TIME THAT YOU BROKE YOUR LITTLE-- 26 00:01:00,754 --> 00:01:01,894 NEVER! 27 00:01:02,089 --> 00:01:03,089 THE STRESS IS KILLING ME. 28 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:04,959 LOOK, COME ON. 29 00:01:05,123 --> 00:01:06,583 THIS MUCH STRESS AT YOUR AGE IS NOT HEALTHY. 30 00:01:06,756 --> 00:01:10,226 NEITHER ARE THESE PATTIES. 31 00:01:10,391 --> 00:01:12,321 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A DAY OFF? 32 00:01:12,491 --> 00:01:14,131 - "A DAY OFF?" - YEAH. 33 00:01:14,292 --> 00:01:16,332 [laughs maniacally] "A DAY OFF"? 34 00:01:16,492 --> 00:01:17,732 BUT JOE, YOU GOTTA FORGET ABOUT THIS SCHOOL RECORD THING. 35 00:01:17,892 --> 00:01:19,592 COME ON. 36 00:01:19,759 --> 00:01:21,729 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA CALL THE SCHOOL 37 00:01:21,893 --> 00:01:23,563 TO TELL THEM YOU'RE SICK. WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE BEACH. 38 00:01:23,727 --> 00:01:25,537 WE'RE GONNA PLAY HOOKY. HOW ABOUT THAT? 39 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:27,564 BUT DAD, THAT'S TOTALLY AGAINST THE RULES. 40 00:01:27,728 --> 00:01:29,428 JOE, SOME RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN, RIGHT? 41 00:01:29,595 --> 00:01:30,655 AND BESIDES, IT'S CALLED PLAYING HOOKY. 42 00:01:30,828 --> 00:01:32,398 IF IT WAS A BAD THING, 43 00:01:32,562 --> 00:01:33,892 THEY'D CALL IT COMMITTING HOOKY. 44 00:01:34,097 --> 00:01:35,667 OKAY? YOU IN? 45 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,459 - YEAH. OKAY. - OKAY, BEAUTIFUL. 46 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,530 GREAT. - IF YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 47 00:01:39,697 --> 00:01:41,227 I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. COME ON, BOTH OF YOU. 48 00:01:41,398 --> 00:01:42,998 BATHING SUITS ON. LET'S GO. 49 00:01:43,165 --> 00:01:44,765 TOTALLY, TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. 50 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:46,331 - MOM, PLEASE. GET INSIDE. - RUDE. 51 00:01:46,499 --> 00:01:48,339 INCONSIDERATE. SELFISH. 52 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:52,430 ANOTHER MORNING POWER WALK RUINED BY DOG POOP. 53 00:01:52,601 --> 00:01:54,571 THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK ON OUR LAWN. 54 00:01:54,734 --> 00:01:56,694 AND EVERYBODY KNOWS, HONEY, 55 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,707 IF YOUR DOG RELEASES, YOU GOTTA PICK UP THE PIECES. 56 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,838 HMM, HMM. HMM. 57 00:02:01,002 --> 00:02:01,932 [chuckles] REALLY? 58 00:02:02,103 --> 00:02:03,273 OH, YEAH. 59 00:02:03,436 --> 00:02:04,606 BETTER THAN YESTERDAY'S GEM. 60 00:02:04,769 --> 00:02:06,299 "IF YOUR DOG MAKES A DOODY, 61 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:08,670 I'M CALLING JUDGE JUDY." - HMM. 62 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,537 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHO'S DOING IT, 63 00:02:11,705 --> 00:02:13,105 AND I'M GONNA BRING HIM TO JUSTICE. 64 00:02:13,272 --> 00:02:15,872 YEAH. 65 00:02:16,107 --> 00:02:17,477 SOUNDS LIKE A REAL "POO DONE IT?" 66 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:18,809 RIGHT HERE. 67 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,712 EMILY, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING. 68 00:02:20,873 --> 00:02:22,113 COME ON. 69 00:02:22,274 --> 00:02:25,104 [upbeat music] 70 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:32,745 ♪ 71 00:02:43,479 --> 00:02:44,809 JOE, JUST WASH OFF THE BOOGIE BOARD. 72 00:02:44,978 --> 00:02:46,278 LEAVE IT OUTSIDE, OKAY? THANK YOU. 73 00:02:46,446 --> 00:02:47,776 DAVID... 74 00:02:47,946 --> 00:02:50,876 TOWELS? FLIP-FLOPS? SAND TOYS? 75 00:02:51,115 --> 00:02:53,915 YOUR BRONZE GLOW THAT EVEN THE GODS WOULD ENVY? 76 00:02:54,115 --> 00:02:55,385 YOU WENT TO BEACH WITHOUT ME? 77 00:02:55,548 --> 00:02:58,148 THAT'S OUR ONE RULE. 78 00:02:58,316 --> 00:03:01,316 SOME RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN, KEVIN. 79 00:03:01,483 --> 00:03:03,413 IN FACT, I'M BLOWING MY NAP OFF 80 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,453 AND GETTING JACKED UP ON SUGAR. 81 00:03:06,618 --> 00:03:08,858 DON'T MAKE THIS A THING, KEVIN. 82 00:03:09,018 --> 00:03:10,548 IT'S YOUR THING. 83 00:03:10,719 --> 00:03:12,189 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID, "KEVIN, NEVER LET ME 84 00:03:12,352 --> 00:03:13,392 "GO TO BEACH WITHOUT YOU BECAUSE I FORGET 85 00:03:13,553 --> 00:03:14,863 TO PUT SUNSCREEN ON THE KIDS." 86 00:03:15,019 --> 00:03:16,159 NO, THAT WAS THE OLD DAVID. 87 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,690 YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW, KEVIN, 88 00:03:17,853 --> 00:03:19,883 I USED A BOTTLE OF SPF 30 ON JANIE 89 00:03:20,122 --> 00:03:23,792 AND ON MILKY WHITE JOE, I PUT ON... 90 00:03:23,955 --> 00:03:26,125 STEEL SHIELD. 91 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,859 YEAH, THAT'S A BUG SPRAY, DAVID. 92 00:03:29,023 --> 00:03:30,723 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED THE DEAD MOSQUITO 93 00:03:30,889 --> 00:03:33,199 LYING ON ITS BACK. 94 00:03:33,357 --> 00:03:35,497 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SUNBATHING. 95 00:03:35,658 --> 00:03:37,728 IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER, DAD. 96 00:03:37,891 --> 00:03:40,431 [gasps] 97 00:03:40,592 --> 00:03:41,462 WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? 98 00:03:41,626 --> 00:03:42,656 I DON'T KNOW. 99 00:03:42,826 --> 00:03:44,426 HE WASN'T THAT RED IN THE CAR. 100 00:03:44,593 --> 00:03:46,263 WHOO. 101 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,567 HEY, DAVID. I GOT GREAT NEWS, MAN. 102 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,488 I GOT A CALL FROM THE "DADS WHO CARE" PEOPLE. 103 00:03:50,661 --> 00:03:52,131 AND THEIR CHARITY WOULD LIKE TO HONOR US, 104 00:03:52,295 --> 00:03:53,425 THE CREATORS OF {\an8}SEE DAD RUN, 105 00:03:53,595 --> 00:03:56,125 AS CARING DADS OF THE YEAR. 106 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:58,740 WE HAVE A NATIONAL RADIO INTERVIEW THIS SATURDAY. 107 00:03:58,896 --> 00:04:00,436 THAT'S GREAT. DID YOU HEAR THAT? 108 00:04:00,597 --> 00:04:02,907 THEY THINK I CARE. - YEAH. 109 00:04:03,132 --> 00:04:05,602 DO THEY KNOW THAT YOU USE BUG SPRAY AS SUNSCREEN? 110 00:04:05,765 --> 00:04:07,665 OH-- 111 00:04:07,832 --> 00:04:09,792 [whispers] THAT IS THE WORST SUNBURN I'VE EVER SEEN. 112 00:04:09,965 --> 00:04:11,765 WHAT DID YOU DO? 113 00:04:11,933 --> 00:04:13,633 IT'S JUST HIS FACE A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW.. 114 00:04:13,799 --> 00:04:15,329 AND BESIDES, IT'S JUST A REMINDER 115 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,830 OF THE GREAT DAY WE HAD, RIGHT? 116 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:17,900 - [groans] AH. - OOH. 117 00:04:18,135 --> 00:04:19,865 [pops lips] 118 00:04:20,035 --> 00:04:21,035 LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT GOING ON HERE, JOE. 119 00:04:24,736 --> 00:04:26,506 NOTICE? NO BUG BITES. 120 00:04:26,670 --> 00:04:29,140 DAD, WHEN THE KIDS AT SCHOOL SEE MY SUNBURN, 121 00:04:29,304 --> 00:04:31,004 THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WE WENT TO THE BEACH. 122 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,871 YEAH, WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, JOE, 123 00:04:33,038 --> 00:04:34,138 [stammers] I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS. 124 00:04:34,239 --> 00:04:35,579 I GOT AN IDEA, OKAY? 125 00:04:35,739 --> 00:04:37,749 KEVIN, CAN YOU RUN A BATH? 126 00:04:37,905 --> 00:04:39,145 OOH, A COOL BATH DOES SOUND GOOD. 127 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,970 YEAH, RUN ONE FOR JOE TOO. 128 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:42,040 OKAY, BUT MINE FIRST 'CAUSE I GOT SOME SAND 129 00:04:42,207 --> 00:04:42,467 IN MY NETHERS. 130 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:50,341 MAKEUP? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, DAD. 131 00:04:50,508 --> 00:04:52,318 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, JOE? 132 00:04:52,476 --> 00:04:54,146 LOOK, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE SUNBURN ANYMORE. 133 00:04:54,309 --> 00:04:56,179 NICE WORK, BLAKE. - ANY TIME, DAVID. 134 00:04:56,344 --> 00:04:58,484 ALL RIGHT. YEAH, THANKS FOR TOUCHING ME UP TOO. 135 00:04:58,644 --> 00:05:01,614 DAD, WHAT IF THE WHOLE SCHOOL FINDS OUT THE TRUTH? 136 00:05:01,778 --> 00:05:05,018 JOE, I'M NOT EMBARRASSED THAT I WEAR A TINTED MOISTURIZER. 137 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:06,839 I'M TALKING ABOUT ME, DAD. 138 00:05:07,012 --> 00:05:08,782 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LIE? 139 00:05:08,946 --> 00:05:11,746 I'LL BE FARTING UP AND DOWN THE HALLWAYS. 140 00:05:11,913 --> 00:05:14,983 PRICE OF FREEDOM, JOE. PRICE OF FREEDOM. 141 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,788 OKAY. NOW IT'S PERSONAL. 142 00:05:17,948 --> 00:05:20,448 I AM GOING DOOR TO DOOR UNTIL I IDENTIFY 143 00:05:20,615 --> 00:05:23,155 WHO THIS BELONGS TO. 144 00:05:23,316 --> 00:05:25,316 DAD, PLEASE DO SOMETHING. 145 00:05:25,484 --> 00:05:27,614 SHE'S TURNING INTO THE CRAZY POOP LADY. 146 00:05:27,784 --> 00:05:29,754 NOW I'VE NARROWED THE CONTENTS DOWN 147 00:05:29,917 --> 00:05:32,587 TO EITHER THE FAZIO'S POODLE OR THE GOLDSTEIN'S BICHON. 148 00:05:32,752 --> 00:05:34,352 HONEY, DO THESE SMELL MORE LIKE 149 00:05:34,519 --> 00:05:36,649 MEATBALLS OR MATZOH BALLS TO YOU? 150 00:05:36,819 --> 00:05:40,559 THEY SMELL LIKE CRAZY BALLS. 151 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,390 I REST MY CASE. 152 00:05:42,554 --> 00:05:44,224 YOU KNOW, WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY 153 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:46,148 WHERE RULES ARE MEANT TO BE FOLLOWED. 154 00:05:46,322 --> 00:05:48,762 DADDY SAYS RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN. 155 00:05:48,922 --> 00:05:50,892 THAT'S ONLY THE STUPID ONES, HONEY. COME ON. 156 00:05:51,056 --> 00:05:52,786 ALL RIGHT, JOE, GO GET IN THE CAR. 157 00:05:52,956 --> 00:05:54,556 ALL RIGHT. OH, DON'T PUT THE SEAT BELT ON. 158 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:56,153 I DON'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR MAKEUP. 159 00:05:56,291 --> 00:05:57,621 KIDDING. IT'S A JOKE. 160 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:58,691 [laughs] COME ON. 161 00:05:58,858 --> 00:05:59,918 OKAY, HONEY. 162 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:01,829 JUST TO UNDERSTAND YOU, 163 00:06:01,992 --> 00:06:04,232 YOUR SOLUTION TO JOE'S STRESS PROBLEM 164 00:06:04,393 --> 00:06:06,223 IS TO DITCH SCHOOL, 165 00:06:06,393 --> 00:06:08,393 GO TO THE BEACH, AND LIE TO COVER IT UP. 166 00:06:08,561 --> 00:06:11,691 YOU UNDERSTAND ME COMPLETELY. 167 00:06:11,861 --> 00:06:13,831 IT'S WHY WE MAKE SUCH A PERFECT TEAM. 168 00:06:13,994 --> 00:06:16,404 YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA SCREW THINGS UP EVEN MORE? 169 00:06:16,562 --> 00:06:18,172 [sighs] HONEY, IF I TOOK THE TIME 170 00:06:18,263 --> 00:06:19,893 TO THINK ABOUT WHY I DO THINGS, 171 00:06:20,063 --> 00:06:22,193 I WOULDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING. 172 00:06:22,364 --> 00:06:23,634 I'M GONNA GRAB A CUP OF COFFEE. 173 00:06:23,797 --> 00:06:25,267 ANYBODY? 174 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:34,566 UM, DUDE, 175 00:06:34,732 --> 00:06:36,802 I DON'T WANT TO FREAK YOU OUT, 176 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:42,377 BUT I THINK YOUR FACE IS, LIKE, MELTING. 177 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:44,205 all: EWW! 178 00:06:44,369 --> 00:06:45,569 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, CLASS. 179 00:06:45,735 --> 00:06:47,705 I AM CONCERNED ABOUT JOE. 180 00:06:47,869 --> 00:06:49,569 HE HAS NEVER MISSED A DAY OF SCHOOL. 181 00:06:49,736 --> 00:06:51,176 ARE YOU OKAY, JOE? 182 00:06:51,271 --> 00:06:52,201 YEAH. 183 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:53,341 I'M FINE. 184 00:06:53,504 --> 00:06:55,174 [flatulence] 185 00:06:57,672 --> 00:07:00,832 DOES ANYONE ELSE SMELL SAUSAGE LINKS? 186 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:02,505 NO, WAIT. 187 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,343 PATTIES. 188 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,907 JOE, UNFORTUNATELY, I THINK 189 00:07:07,074 --> 00:07:10,744 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 190 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:13,178 WELL, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW 191 00:07:13,276 --> 00:07:15,346 THAT MY TEACHER THINKS I HAVE A HORRIBLE SKIN DISEASE. 192 00:07:15,509 --> 00:07:16,369 AW, JOE. THAT'S AWFUL. 193 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:18,242 BUT? 194 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:19,780 NOBODY SUSPECTS ME OF PLAYING HOOKY. 195 00:07:19,943 --> 00:07:20,943 - SO? - THANK YOU? 196 00:07:21,178 --> 00:07:22,908 YOU'RE WELCOME. 197 00:07:23,077 --> 00:07:24,677 AH, IT'S NO WONDER YOU'RE THE DADS WHO CARE 198 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:25,714 CO-CHAIR CO-CARING DAD OF THE YEAR. 199 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:27,188 UH-HUH. 200 00:07:27,312 --> 00:07:28,382 - DAD... - HUH? 201 00:07:28,545 --> 00:07:30,245 I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP. 202 00:07:30,413 --> 00:07:31,213 THIS IS MORE PRESSURE THAN THE STREAK. 203 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,850 OH. 204 00:07:33,013 --> 00:07:34,853 JOE, TAKE IT EASY. LISTEN. 205 00:07:35,013 --> 00:07:36,713 I'M--I'M GONNA GO TO SCHOOL WITH YOU TOMORROW, 206 00:07:36,881 --> 00:07:37,791 AND I'LL CLEAR THE WHOLE THING UP, OKAY? 207 00:07:37,947 --> 00:07:38,647 THANKS, DAD. 208 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:42,578 OKAY. 209 00:07:42,748 --> 00:07:44,378 I JUST ATE A BIG MEAL, 210 00:07:44,549 --> 00:07:46,349 AND I'M NOT WAITING TO GO SWIMMING. 211 00:07:46,517 --> 00:07:50,017 LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 212 00:07:50,185 --> 00:07:51,815 [sighs] 213 00:07:51,984 --> 00:07:53,084 5 BUCKS SAYS SHE SINKS LIKE A STONE. 214 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,389 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, MR. HOBBS, 215 00:07:59,553 --> 00:08:01,363 BUT I MENTIONED JOE'S CONDITION TO HIS CLASSMATES, 216 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,660 AND THEY REALLY WANTED TO DO SOMETHING. 217 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:05,260 OH, NO. 218 00:08:05,421 --> 00:08:07,321 UH, ALL RIGHT. 219 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:08,788 MRS. LEE, THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 220 00:08:08,954 --> 00:08:10,694 THE-- 221 00:08:10,855 --> 00:08:12,895 [children chanting] 222 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:17,560 YOUR SKIN CAN'T WIN. 223 00:08:17,724 --> 00:08:19,294 YOU'RE WAVING? 224 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,227 OH, IT'S JUST A REFLEX, JOE. 225 00:08:21,392 --> 00:08:22,862 MR. HOBBS, 226 00:08:23,025 --> 00:08:24,665 PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN. - HEY. 227 00:08:24,825 --> 00:08:26,525 WE'RE ALL PULLING FOR YOUR BOY. 228 00:08:26,693 --> 00:08:28,033 WELL, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 229 00:08:28,194 --> 00:08:30,194 JUST TELL THEM. 230 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,100 I CAN'T. IF WE TELL THEM THE TRUTH NOW, 231 00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:34,190 THEY'RE ALL GONNA FEEL SILLY FOR CARING. 232 00:08:34,328 --> 00:08:35,358 [children chanting] JOE! JOE! 233 00:08:35,528 --> 00:08:36,558 JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! 234 00:08:36,728 --> 00:08:37,898 I'M SORRY! I LIED! 235 00:08:38,061 --> 00:08:39,331 I DON'T HAVE A SKIN DISEASE. 236 00:08:41,862 --> 00:08:42,822 IT'S A MIRACLE! 237 00:08:42,996 --> 00:08:44,436 HE'S CURED! 238 00:08:44,597 --> 00:08:47,537 [all cheering] 239 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:48,558 OH, YEAH, YES! 240 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,235 FILING A FALSE ABSENCE NOTE, 241 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,670 IMPERSONATING A FALSE DISEASE, 242 00:08:57,833 --> 00:09:01,833 ACCEPTING PUBLIC SYMPATHY FOR SAID FALSE DISEASE, 243 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:06,001 AND COMMITTING HOOKY. 244 00:09:06,202 --> 00:09:07,372 PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN... [clears throat] 245 00:09:07,535 --> 00:09:09,035 HERE'S THE THING. 246 00:09:09,203 --> 00:09:10,103 WE BOTH KNOW THAT MY SON JOE 247 00:09:10,269 --> 00:09:11,939 IS A GOOD KID. 248 00:09:12,103 --> 00:09:13,273 HE REALLY IS. HE'S NOT TO BLAME HERE. 249 00:09:13,437 --> 00:09:15,507 IF THERE'S ANYBODY TO BLAME... 250 00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:17,970 IT'S THE SCHOOL. 251 00:09:18,205 --> 00:09:19,765 REALLY? 252 00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:21,738 AND AS THE LEADER OF THAT SCHOOL, 253 00:09:21,905 --> 00:09:26,275 A LOT OF THAT BLAME LIES WITH YOU, MY FRIEND. 254 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,110 I MEAN, LOOK AT THE PRESSURE YOU PUT THESE KIDS ON. 255 00:09:28,274 --> 00:09:30,014 YOU KNOW, MY SON DEVELOPED A TWITCH. 256 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,838 THERE IT IS. LOOK AT THAT. IT'S UNSIGHTLY. 257 00:09:32,008 --> 00:09:34,078 IS IT ANY WONDER HE NEEDED A DAY OFF? 258 00:09:34,242 --> 00:09:35,742 AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 259 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,049 HE'S NOT ALONE IN ALL OF THIS. 260 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,270 WHEN WE WENT TO THE BEACH, 261 00:09:38,443 --> 00:09:40,043 YOU KNOW WHAT WE SAW? 262 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:41,340 WE SAW LACEY FISHER AND HER MOTHER 263 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:45,080 HANGING OUT ON A BOAT. 264 00:09:45,245 --> 00:09:47,215 NOW, AS AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD, 265 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,218 I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT YOU'D LIKE TO ACT 266 00:09:49,378 --> 00:09:51,618 AS AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE PRINCIPAL AND APOLOGIZE. 267 00:09:51,779 --> 00:09:54,909 WOW. 268 00:09:55,079 --> 00:09:57,849 JOE, WOULD YOU STEP OUTSIDE, SO I CAN TALK TO YOUR FATHER? 269 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,814 OOH, THIS ISN'T GONNA END WELL. 270 00:10:00,981 --> 00:10:02,891 [laughs] I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND. 271 00:10:03,048 --> 00:10:04,418 HE JUST WANTS TO APOLOGIZE TO ME IN PRIVATE. 272 00:10:04,582 --> 00:10:05,712 I GET IT. 273 00:10:05,882 --> 00:10:07,882 DID I SAY "WOW" ALREADY? 274 00:10:08,049 --> 00:10:11,989 'CAUSE IF I DID, I SHOULD HAVE ADDED THIS TO IT. 275 00:10:14,218 --> 00:10:15,888 MR. HOBBS, YOU'VE INSPIRED ME. 276 00:10:16,051 --> 00:10:18,551 I'VE JUST DECIDED TO INSTITUTE 277 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,979 A PARENT/STUDENT DETENTION SESSION 278 00:10:21,152 --> 00:10:23,022 ON SATURDAYS. - OH. 279 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,487 ONE THAT WILL HOLD PARENTS EQUALLY ACCOUNTABLE 280 00:10:24,653 --> 00:10:26,053 FOR THEIR CHILDREN'S BEHAVIOR. 281 00:10:26,221 --> 00:10:28,661 OOH. YEAH. 282 00:10:28,821 --> 00:10:31,821 YOU KNOW, THE WIFE LOVES HER SATURDAYS. 283 00:10:31,988 --> 00:10:33,388 BUT IF YOU THINK IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO, 284 00:10:33,556 --> 00:10:35,196 SHE'LL BE HERE. 285 00:10:35,356 --> 00:10:37,586 AND WE'RE BACK TO "WOW." 286 00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:44,421 COME ON, GUYS. 287 00:10:44,591 --> 00:10:46,721 YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE TO DETENTION. 288 00:10:46,891 --> 00:10:49,591 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO STUPID DETENTION. 289 00:10:49,759 --> 00:10:51,299 WELL, SWEETIE, YOUR DAD'S GOING WITH YOU. 290 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:53,530 YOU SHOULD FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE. 291 00:10:53,693 --> 00:10:56,463 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO STUPID DETENTION. 292 00:10:56,628 --> 00:10:58,498 SO WERE YOU AND MARCUS AT LEAST ABLE TO RESCHEDULE 293 00:10:58,661 --> 00:11:00,361 THE "DADS WHO CARE" INTERVIEW? 294 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,029 NO. IT'S LIVE RADIO, 295 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:04,100 SO WE'RE LOCKED IN. - OH. 296 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:06,093 GONNA HAVE TO DO THE INTERVIEW FROM STUPID DETENTION. 297 00:11:06,264 --> 00:11:08,034 I'M GOING BACK TO BED. 298 00:11:08,231 --> 00:11:12,661 I STAYED UP LATE WATCHING {\an8}TITANIC. 299 00:11:12,832 --> 00:11:15,032 SPOILER ALERT: THE SHIP SINKS. 300 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,360 IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS. 301 00:11:23,534 --> 00:11:26,334 THE FISHERS COULDN'T OUTRUN THE LAW EITHER. 302 00:11:26,501 --> 00:11:28,971 HEY, LACEY. I SEE WE BOTH GOT DETENTION. 303 00:11:29,135 --> 00:11:31,065 APPARENTLY, THE PRINCIPAL GOT AN ANONYMOUS TIP 304 00:11:31,236 --> 00:11:33,536 THAT WE WERE ON A BOAT THE OTHER DAY. 305 00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:35,303 YEAH, WELL, IT'S LIKE I TELL 306 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:37,300 MY YOUNG SON, JOE, ALL THE TIME. 307 00:11:37,471 --> 00:11:38,601 IF YOU GONNA DO THE CRIME, YOU GOTTA DO THE TIME. 308 00:11:38,771 --> 00:11:39,901 WHAT CRIME? 309 00:11:40,071 --> 00:11:42,011 I LOST MY MOTHER RECENTLY. 310 00:11:42,239 --> 00:11:46,339 WE WERE ON THAT BOAT SCATTERING HER ASHES INTO THE SEA. 311 00:11:48,806 --> 00:11:51,646 THEY WERE STILL ON A BOAT. 312 00:11:51,807 --> 00:11:53,367 GOOD MORNING. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL-- 313 00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:55,241 PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN, IF I MAY. 314 00:11:55,342 --> 00:11:56,482 I NOTICED THAT THERE WASN'T ANY COFFEE 315 00:11:56,642 --> 00:11:57,712 TO GO WITH THOSE DOUGHNUTS 316 00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,745 SO I'D LIKE TO TREAT. 317 00:11:59,908 --> 00:12:01,776 I KNOW MRS. FISHER COULD USE A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP. 318 00:12:01,776 --> 00:12:03,776 SO IF YOU'LL JUST LET ME CALL MY ASSISTANT-- 319 00:12:03,943 --> 00:12:06,313 THERE WILL BE NO CELL PHONES, EVERYONE. 320 00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:08,647 ADD THEIRS TO THE BOX. 321 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,151 THANK YOU. 322 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,522 THANK YOU. 323 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:16,419 THEY'LL BE IN MY OFFICE AT THE END OF THE DAY. 324 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,980 NICELY PLAYED. VERY NICE. 325 00:12:19,147 --> 00:12:20,347 VERY NICE. I GET IT. 326 00:12:20,514 --> 00:12:22,254 OKAY, LISTEN. HERE'S THE THING. 327 00:12:22,348 --> 00:12:23,978 WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR LITTLE SHOW, 328 00:12:24,148 --> 00:12:25,088 I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT LIVE INTERVIEW 329 00:12:25,249 --> 00:12:26,949 I HAVE TO DO, 330 00:12:27,115 --> 00:12:28,815 SO IF YOU WOULD SLIP ME BACK THAT PHONE 331 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,912 WITHOUT ANYBODY SEEING, THAT'D BE GREAT. 332 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,053 MR. HOBBS SEEMS TO THINK THIS IS ALL FUN AND GAMES. 333 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,321 WELL, IT'S NOT. 334 00:12:33,484 --> 00:12:34,394 IS THAT CLEAR? 335 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,821 YES, SIR. 336 00:12:36,984 --> 00:12:39,014 - STOP THAT. - ABSOLUTELY. 337 00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:40,752 I'M NOT KIDDING. DO YOU AND YOUR SON 338 00:12:40,918 --> 00:12:41,828 WANT TO BE HERE AGAIN NEXT WEEK? 339 00:12:41,985 --> 00:12:43,025 OH, NO, SIR. 340 00:12:43,253 --> 00:12:44,323 THAT'S ANOTHER WEEK. 341 00:12:44,486 --> 00:12:46,246 OH, I'M IN BIG TROUBLE. 342 00:12:46,354 --> 00:12:48,364 - AND ANOTHER. - DAD, YOU'RE KILLING ME. 343 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,420 WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S SERIOUS? 344 00:12:49,587 --> 00:12:51,157 AND ANOTHER! 345 00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:53,321 [groans] THIS STUPID DETENTION! 346 00:12:57,956 --> 00:12:59,716 THIS STAKEOUT'S THE ONLY WAY 347 00:12:59,890 --> 00:13:02,260 WE'RE GONNA SNIFF OUT THE POOP-A-TRAITOR. 348 00:13:02,424 --> 00:13:04,624 WHAT IF THEY'RE ALREADY GONE AND ON THE RUNS? 349 00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:07,091 [laughs] 350 00:13:07,259 --> 00:13:09,259 OKAY, THE FACT THAT WE'RE OUT HERE IS BAD ENOUGH, 351 00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:11,262 BUT DO WE REALLY HAVE TO KEEP MAKING POOP PUNS? 352 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,830 YES, WE DO-DO. 353 00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:16,753 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. 354 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,596 I HAVE TO MAKE A FEW BUSINESS CALLS. 355 00:13:18,761 --> 00:13:20,791 BUT I'LL BE RIGHT OUT IN THE HALLWAY. 356 00:13:20,961 --> 00:13:22,661 SO IF ANY OF YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT JUMPING SHIP, 357 00:13:22,828 --> 00:13:24,528 MRS. FISHER... 358 00:13:24,696 --> 00:13:25,926 [sobs] 359 00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:27,125 DON'T. 360 00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:42,967 DAD? 361 00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:44,762 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 362 00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:47,273 IT'S BETTER YOU DON'T KNOW, JOE. 363 00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:49,504 BUT I DO LIKE PEOPLE KNOWING WHERE I AM AT ALL TIMES 364 00:13:49,668 --> 00:13:52,898 SO THEY DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 365 00:13:53,069 --> 00:13:54,709 I'M GONNA GO GET MY PHONE, 366 00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:56,739 I'M GONNA DO THE INTERVIEW, OKAY? 367 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,973 FORGET ABOUT ME. GO BACK WITH THE OTHER STUDENTS. 368 00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:01,006 OKAY. 369 00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:03,941 I DON'T WANT YOU HERE. GO ON, NOW GET. GO. 370 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,414 - FINE. - THIS AIN'T NO LIFE FOR YOU. 371 00:14:06,572 --> 00:14:08,412 NO ARGUMENT HERE. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 372 00:14:08,573 --> 00:14:11,103 ARE YOU REALLY NOT GONNA HELP ME? I'M YOUR DAD. 373 00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:13,574 FINE. I CAN'T GET IN ANY MORE TROUBLE, SO... 374 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:15,340 BEFORE YOU MAKE THAT CALL, 375 00:14:15,508 --> 00:14:17,068 WE'RE ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO A VENT. 376 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:18,905 SO LET'S SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT. 377 00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:24,272 FANTASIA, 378 00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:26,140 WOULD YOU HURRY UP, FANTASIA? 379 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,340 THE CRAZY POOP LADY IS ON TO US. 380 00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:31,181 LOOK, SHE'S EVEN GOT FLYERS OUT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 381 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:33,274 MM, MM, MM, MM. 382 00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,945 DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHY LOOK. DO YOUR BUSINESS. 383 00:14:36,112 --> 00:14:38,282 I DO IT IN FRONT OF YOU. - OKAY, YOU GUYS. 384 00:14:38,446 --> 00:14:40,616 LUNCH BREAK IS OVER. LET'S GET BACK INTO POSITION. 385 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,410 THEY'RE COMING. COME ON. 386 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,181 LET'S GO, GIRL. COME ON. LET'S GO. 387 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,188 THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN WE HAD TO WAIT FOR JOE 388 00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,389 AFTER HE SWALLOWED THE QUARTER FROM HIS 50-STATE COLLECTION. 389 00:14:52,549 --> 00:14:54,879 YEAH, THE WEIRD THING WAS THAT HE SWALLOWED A COLORADO, 390 00:14:55,049 --> 00:14:58,749 BUT POOPED OUT A HAWAII. 391 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:03,117 ONLY MAGIC TRICK HE EVER PULLED OFF. 392 00:15:03,286 --> 00:15:04,356 GREAT. 393 00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:06,379 NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE. 394 00:15:06,553 --> 00:15:08,823 HOW COME I COULDN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH A MANLY DOG 395 00:15:08,987 --> 00:15:11,487 THAT I WASN'T AFRAID TO BE SEEN WITH? 396 00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:12,114 [babbles] 397 00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:17,158 HOW YOU DOING BACK THERE, DAD? 398 00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:19,292 YEAH, I'M GOOD. 399 00:15:19,423 --> 00:15:21,193 I'M NO STRANGER TO CLIMBING THROUGH VENTS. 400 00:15:21,356 --> 00:15:22,656 SEASON TWO WE DID AN EPISODE CALLED 401 00:15:22,823 --> 00:15:25,533 {\an8}SEE DAD VENT HIS FRUSTRATION. 402 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:28,461 - OH, I LOVE THAT ONE. - YEAH. 403 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,825 AMERICA LOVES CLIMBING THROUGH VENTS. 404 00:15:30,992 --> 00:15:32,762 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOU'RE GOING? 405 00:15:32,925 --> 00:15:34,765 OKAY. 406 00:15:34,926 --> 00:15:38,196 WE'RE RIGHT ABOVE THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 407 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,430 OKAY. 408 00:15:39,594 --> 00:15:40,624 LET'S PUSH THIS DOWN. 409 00:15:40,794 --> 00:15:41,494 [clanging] 410 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:43,928 ALMOST THERE. 411 00:15:44,095 --> 00:15:45,565 OOH! 412 00:15:49,729 --> 00:15:51,529 IT'S OKAY, DAD. THE FLOOR BROKE MY FALL. 413 00:15:51,697 --> 00:15:55,137 OH, GOOD. NOW GO GRAB THE PHONE. 414 00:15:55,298 --> 00:15:57,038 I GOT IT. 415 00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:59,038 DEAR, I PROMISE I'LL BE HOME BY 4:00. 416 00:15:59,198 --> 00:16:02,568 YES, I'M HAVING THE YOGURT THAT YOU PACKED ME. 417 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,303 IT'S TEMPLEMAN! 418 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,770 - OH! - SAVE YOURSELF. 419 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,303 AND DO THE INTERVIEW, DAD. DO IT FOR AMERICA. 420 00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:11,474 NO, MARGARET. 421 00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:14,405 I DID NOT STOP FOR DOUGHNUTS, AND I RESENT THE ACCUSATION. 422 00:16:14,568 --> 00:16:15,698 WELL, APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 423 00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:19,308 YES, I LOVE YOU TOO. 424 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,937 AH, SATURDAYS. 425 00:16:21,103 --> 00:16:24,503 IT'S BEAR CLAW TIME. 426 00:16:24,671 --> 00:16:26,571 MARGARET SAID I SHOULDN'T EAT YOU. 427 00:16:26,738 --> 00:16:32,208 [growling] 428 00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:36,402 [cell phone rings] 429 00:16:36,574 --> 00:16:39,914 HELLO? THIS IS HE. 430 00:16:40,074 --> 00:16:42,614 WELL, YEAH. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU 431 00:16:42,775 --> 00:16:46,175 THAT I'M HONORED TO HAVE BEEN CHOSEN. 432 00:16:46,343 --> 00:16:47,743 AM I WHISPERING? 433 00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:50,170 I DON'T THINK SO. 434 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:53,144 MARCUS, ARE YOU THERE? MAYBE THEY CAN HEAR YOU BETTER. 435 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,212 YES, I'M HERE. 436 00:16:54,378 --> 00:16:55,548 WHAT? 437 00:16:55,712 --> 00:17:00,622 NO, I'M NOT WHISPERING EITHER. 438 00:17:00,779 --> 00:17:03,419 WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IS WE ARE NOT WHISPERING. 439 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:06,010 AND WE BOTH CARE. 440 00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,420 YES, AND WE BOTH WANT TO BE GOOD ROLE MODELS 441 00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:10,321 AND SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR OUR CHILDREN. 442 00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:11,552 EXACTLY. 443 00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:13,416 BEING STAND-UP CITIZENS 444 00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:14,852 AND WALKING PROUDLY IN THE COMMUNITY. 445 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,682 PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN. 446 00:17:26,852 --> 00:17:29,422 JOE, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? 447 00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:33,796 SINCE THE BEAR CLAW FIGHT. 448 00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:36,994 YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF, YOUNG MAN? 449 00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:39,524 I WANTED TO GET MY DAD'S PHONE BACK 450 00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:41,728 SO HE COULD DO HIS INTERVIEW. 451 00:17:41,889 --> 00:17:43,989 YOU SEE, HE'S A ROLE MODEL FOR SO MANY PEOPLE. 452 00:17:44,156 --> 00:17:45,766 I JUST DIDN'T WANT HIM TO LET THEM DOWN. 453 00:17:45,923 --> 00:17:48,433 SO I CRAWLED THROUGH THE VENT 454 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:50,560 AND I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM HIS PHONE BACK. 455 00:17:50,725 --> 00:17:52,625 THE WHOLE THING WAS MY IDEA. 456 00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:54,051 WELL, JOE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROLE MODEL 457 00:17:54,225 --> 00:17:55,465 FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE AS WELL. 458 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:57,996 I GUESS I WAS WRONG. 459 00:17:58,159 --> 00:17:59,459 YOU WERE WRONG. 460 00:17:59,627 --> 00:18:01,857 ABOUT BEING WRONG. 461 00:18:02,027 --> 00:18:03,757 JOE IS A ROLE MODEL. 462 00:18:03,928 --> 00:18:05,868 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? 463 00:18:06,028 --> 00:18:08,498 SINCE THE BEAR CLAW FIGHT. 464 00:18:08,662 --> 00:18:11,402 WE BOTH SAW IT. 465 00:18:11,563 --> 00:18:13,503 PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN, 466 00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:17,233 JOE IS NOT THE GUILTY ONE. AND NEITHER IS THE SCHOOL. 467 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,567 AND NEITHER ARE YOU. I AM. 468 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,802 AND IF JOE WAS FEELING ANY PRESSURE AT ALL, 469 00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:26,805 HE'S FEELING WAY MORE NOW BECAUSE OF ME. 470 00:18:26,966 --> 00:18:31,196 AND HERE HE IS STILL TRYING TO TAKE THE FALL FOR ME. 471 00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:33,138 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN THIS TIME. 472 00:18:33,335 --> 00:18:34,775 I'M GONNA TAKE THE FALL FOR HIM. 473 00:18:39,969 --> 00:18:44,039 A LITTLE ON THE NOSE, BUT OKAY. 474 00:18:44,203 --> 00:18:45,903 YES, THAT'S THE TYPE OF FATHER 475 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:47,370 WE USED TO DEPICT ON THE SHOW. 476 00:18:47,538 --> 00:18:50,168 SOMEONE--UGH. 477 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:53,769 WHO WOULDN'T HIDE FROM RESPONSIBILITY. 478 00:18:53,939 --> 00:18:55,909 TAZEY, COME BACK HERE. 479 00:18:56,073 --> 00:18:56,903 YOU KNOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDING. 480 00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:57,903 TAZEY. 481 00:18:58,073 --> 00:19:00,343 [gasps] 482 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,077 SOMEBODY'S DOG, LOOK LIKE A SKUNK DOG RAN THROUGH THERE. 483 00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:04,511 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET A PICTURE OF IT. 484 00:19:04,675 --> 00:19:06,905 MARCUS? 485 00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:09,445 LOOK, I GOTTA GO. IT'S BEEN HONOR. BYE. 486 00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:12,219 WHEN DID YOU GET A DOG? 487 00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:14,717 OH, LOOK AT HER. 488 00:19:14,877 --> 00:19:17,347 IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS. 489 00:19:17,445 --> 00:19:20,405 LOOK, MY CIGAR SHOP IS RIGHT NEXT TO A DOG RESCUE. 490 00:19:20,579 --> 00:19:22,779 SO I WAS UP TO SIX CIGARS A DAY 491 00:19:22,946 --> 00:19:24,886 JUST SO I COULD SEE HER IN THE WINDOW. 492 00:19:25,047 --> 00:19:28,187 FINALLY, I HAD TO TAKE MY LITTLE TAZEY HOME. 493 00:19:28,348 --> 00:19:30,478 THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP AFTER TAZEY? 494 00:19:30,648 --> 00:19:32,378 [sighs] I JUST COULDN'T DO IT. 495 00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:34,889 I FELT LIKE EVERY TIME I THREW HER POOP AWAY, 496 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:40,219 I WAS THROWING A PIECE OF HER AWAY. 497 00:19:40,384 --> 00:19:42,484 LOOK AT THIS FACE. DO YOU BLAME ME? 498 00:19:42,651 --> 00:19:45,421 [gasps] WHO'S A LITTLE SCHMOOTZIE WOOTZIE BEAR? 499 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,485 WHO'S GOT THE CUTEST LITTLE FACE? 500 00:19:47,652 --> 00:19:48,812 [laughs] WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US 501 00:19:48,985 --> 00:19:50,415 YOU GOT A DOGGY-WOGGY? 502 00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:52,126 THAT'S WHY. 503 00:19:52,354 --> 00:19:54,124 DID HE SCARE YOU? IT'S OKAY. 504 00:19:54,354 --> 00:19:55,394 LET'S GO HOME AND CUDDLE AND WATCH BASKETBALL. 505 00:20:01,788 --> 00:20:03,588 "DEAR KEVIN, 506 00:20:03,756 --> 00:20:05,456 "WE ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU GET A LITTLE UPSET 507 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,492 "WHEN WE LEAVE FOR THE BEACH WITHOUT YOU. 508 00:20:07,657 --> 00:20:09,757 BUT YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THIS FAMILY FOR WHO WE ARE." 509 00:20:09,923 --> 00:20:11,393 {\an8}[Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds] 510 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,828 "A CRAZY POOP LADY." 511 00:20:13,991 --> 00:20:17,001 "THE EMBARRASSED DAUGHTER OF A CRAZY POOP LADY." 512 00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:19,799 "A RULE BREAKER." 513 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,660 "AN ATTENDANCE JUNKIE." 514 00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:24,956 "A LITTLE DOGGY LOVER." 515 00:20:25,127 --> 00:20:27,797 "AND AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD. 516 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,661 "BUT ONE THING WE KNOW FOR SURE-- 517 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,538 "WE'RE BETTER WHEN WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. 518 00:20:31,696 --> 00:20:33,336 "WHICH INCLUDES YOU, KEVIN. 519 00:20:33,496 --> 00:20:35,106 "SO NO, WE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU. 520 00:20:35,263 --> 00:20:36,133 NOW HURRY UP, WE'RE IN THE CAR." 521 00:20:36,296 --> 00:20:37,926 YES! 522 00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,097 ♪ 523 00:20:40,098 --> 00:20:40,568 * DON'T YOU 524 00:20:40,618 --> 00:20:45,168 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36612

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