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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,730 HIGHER, JOE. HIGHER. 2 00:00:10,790 --> 00:00:12,316 STOP PRESSURING ME. 3 00:00:12,356 --> 00:00:14,276 I HAVEN'’T READ THE INSTRUCTIONS YET. 4 00:00:16,356 --> 00:00:19,409 JOE, THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE "JUMP." 5 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:21,352 AND THEN WHAT, DAD? THEN WHAT? 6 00:00:21,399 --> 00:00:22,925 AND THEN WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO? 7 00:00:22,964 --> 00:00:24,321 THEN YOU TAKE IT IN THE BACKYARD, 8 00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:25,796 BECAUSE GRANDPA BERNIE IS COMING HERE SOON. 9 00:00:25,833 --> 00:00:27,827 COME ON! - WE HAVE A GRANDPA BERNIE? 10 00:00:27,878 --> 00:00:29,489 HE'’S NOT OUR REAL GRANDPA, JANIE. 11 00:00:29,531 --> 00:00:31,566 HE PLAYED THE GRANDPA ON DAD'’S SHOW, REMEMBER? 12 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:34,373 [ball game on TV] 13 00:00:34,443 --> 00:00:36,732 WHOA! 14 00:00:36,791 --> 00:00:39,166 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHAIR? 15 00:00:39,226 --> 00:00:40,497 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL IT, 16 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:43,711 BUT I CALL IT "SITTIN'’ AND EATIN'’." 17 00:00:43,791 --> 00:00:47,480 THAT PIE WAS MEANT FOR DINNER WITH MY BOSS TOMORROW NIGHT. 18 00:00:47,574 --> 00:00:51,985 ABOUT THAT, I GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS. 19 00:00:52,096 --> 00:00:54,576 THE BAD NEWS IS YOU WERE FIRED. 20 00:00:56,096 --> 00:00:58,446 THE GOOD NEWS IS THIS PIE IS DELICIOUS. 21 00:01:00,096 --> 00:01:01,536 I WAS FIRED? 22 00:01:01,573 --> 00:01:02,802 GOTCHA! 23 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:05,931 [both laughing] 24 00:01:06,009 --> 00:01:07,747 I HAVEN'’T SEEN HIM SINCE THE SHOW ENDED. 25 00:01:07,792 --> 00:01:09,954 I'’M SO EXCITED. - MM-HMM. 26 00:01:10,009 --> 00:01:12,595 YEAH, YEAH, YOU'’RE EXCITED TO SEE THE HOTTIE HE'’S DATING. 27 00:01:12,661 --> 00:01:13,720 - NO. - MM-HMM. 28 00:01:13,747 --> 00:01:14,935 NO, NO. I MISS THE GUY. 29 00:01:14,966 --> 00:01:16,534 IS HE HERE YET? 30 00:01:16,574 --> 00:01:18,736 AND WHO IS THE HOTTIE THAT HE'’S DATING? 31 00:01:18,791 --> 00:01:20,360 I DON'’T KNOW, 32 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,587 BUT I'’M PUTTING MY MONEY ON A FORMER SWIMSUIT MODEL, 33 00:01:21,618 --> 00:01:22,847 35 TO 40. 34 00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:24,575 NO, NO, I'’M GOING YOGA INSTRUCTOR, 35 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,950 ABOUT 30 TO 35. 36 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:28,366 UH-UH, YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS. 37 00:01:28,401 --> 00:01:31,581 SHE'’S A HOT NANNY, NOT A DAY OVER 30. 38 00:01:31,661 --> 00:01:33,102 YOU KNOW, I'’D BE WILLING TO JOIN THIS WAGER 39 00:01:33,139 --> 00:01:35,174 IF I HAD, SAY, $10 TO BET. 40 00:01:35,226 --> 00:01:37,050 KEVIN, YOU GOTTA LET THAT GO. 41 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,792 BERNIE BORROWED THAT $10 YEARS AGO. 42 00:01:38,835 --> 00:01:40,489 HE DOESN'’T EVEN REMEMBER! 43 00:01:40,531 --> 00:01:42,523 WELL, I REMEMBER. IT WAS A TUESDAY. 44 00:01:42,574 --> 00:01:44,439 TACO TUESDAY. 45 00:01:44,487 --> 00:01:46,353 AND GUESS WHO COULDN'’T AFFORD A TACO 46 00:01:46,401 --> 00:01:47,715 BECAUSE HE DIDN'’T HAVE TEN BUCKS. 47 00:01:47,749 --> 00:01:50,717 THIS {\an8}MUCHACHO. 48 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:52,658 [doorbell] 49 00:01:52,705 --> 00:01:53,665 WOW, COME ON! 50 00:01:57,358 --> 00:01:58,756 all: OHHH! 51 00:01:58,792 --> 00:02:01,125 [laughter] 52 00:02:01,184 --> 00:02:03,473 OOH. 53 00:02:03,532 --> 00:02:06,500 WHOA! 54 00:02:06,575 --> 00:02:08,271 AWW. 55 00:02:08,314 --> 00:02:10,307 - NICE SAVE. - YEAH, SORRY. 56 00:02:10,358 --> 00:02:11,841 BERNIE, YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. 57 00:02:11,879 --> 00:02:14,189 I WAS GONNA SAY MORE LIKE TEN. 58 00:02:15,705 --> 00:02:16,764 CHRISTINE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 59 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:18,530 OH! HELLO, JOE. 60 00:02:18,574 --> 00:02:20,398 YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 61 00:02:20,445 --> 00:02:22,056 YEAH, SHE WAS MY FRIEND FITZY'’S NANNY. 62 00:02:22,097 --> 00:02:23,495 - OH. - AHH. 63 00:02:23,531 --> 00:02:24,591 [laughing] 64 00:02:24,619 --> 00:02:25,635 WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? 65 00:02:25,661 --> 00:02:27,570 I HAVE A THING FOR NANNIES. 66 00:02:27,619 --> 00:02:30,927 WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY WE WILL NOT BE GETTING A NANNY. 67 00:02:31,011 --> 00:02:32,366 [laughter] 68 00:02:32,401 --> 00:02:35,031 OH, AND, UH, THIS IS BERNIE JR. 69 00:02:35,098 --> 00:02:36,920 - YEAH. - PRECIOUS LITTLE THING. 70 00:02:36,966 --> 00:02:38,408 HI, SWEETHEART. I'’M AMY. 71 00:02:38,445 --> 00:02:39,589 NICE TO MEET YOU. 72 00:02:39,619 --> 00:02:42,756 [laughing] WOW. WHAT A CUTIE! 73 00:02:42,835 --> 00:02:44,574 WHAT'’S AN OUTFIT LIKE THIS GO FOR, BERNIE, HUH? 74 00:02:44,619 --> 00:02:46,315 I DON'’T KNOW, TEN BUCKS? 75 00:02:46,358 --> 00:02:48,945 WELL, BRUNCH IS WAITING IN THE KITCHEN. 76 00:02:49,011 --> 00:02:50,155 SO FOLLOW ME, KIDS. 77 00:02:50,185 --> 00:02:51,414 YEAH, PLEASE, COME ON IN, GUYS. 78 00:02:51,445 --> 00:02:53,013 I HOPE WE'’RE HAVING TACOS. MMM! 79 00:02:53,054 --> 00:02:55,054 HE'’S STILL WEIRD! 80 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,339 CHRISTINE, HOW CAN ONE HIRE A NANNY LIKE YOU? 81 00:02:59,401 --> 00:03:00,927 OH, DO YOU HAVE A LITTLE ONE AT HOME? 82 00:03:00,967 --> 00:03:04,445 NOPE. BUT IF THAT'’S WHAT IT TAKES. 83 00:03:04,533 --> 00:03:06,822 LOOK AT YOU. GOT A WIFE AND A KID. 84 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,788 IT'’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW BERNIE. 85 00:03:08,837 --> 00:03:10,830 I THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU'’D BE SPENDING YOUR GOLDEN YEARS 86 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,890 ON A BEACH IN COSTA RICA WITH A NEW WOMAN EACH WEEK. 87 00:03:13,967 --> 00:03:15,578 WELL, I THOUGHT SO TOO, DAVID. 88 00:03:15,619 --> 00:03:19,308 BUT YOU CONVINCED ME THAT LIFE IS MEANT TO BE SHARED. 89 00:03:19,401 --> 00:03:22,158 AND I LISTENED, AND NOW I HAVE ALL THIS. 90 00:03:22,228 --> 00:03:24,432 OH, WELL, YOU'’RE WELCOME. 91 00:03:24,488 --> 00:03:27,329 I'’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR IT. 92 00:03:27,401 --> 00:03:30,751 HEY, NEW BERNIE? OLD DIAPER. 93 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,023 [laughs] 94 00:03:32,054 --> 00:03:33,665 NEVER FORGIVE YOU. 95 00:03:33,706 --> 00:03:35,275 [laughing] 96 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:37,308 BERNIE, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE "GOTCHA" MOMENTS, RIGHT? 97 00:03:37,359 --> 00:03:39,269 [laughs] NO. 98 00:03:40,923 --> 00:03:43,849 [upbeat music] 99 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:51,843 ♪ 100 00:04:03,141 --> 00:04:06,830 HEY, BERN, YOU WERE KIDDING ABOUT NOT FORGIVING ME, RIGHT? 101 00:04:06,923 --> 00:04:09,086 YEAH, I WAS JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM. 102 00:04:09,142 --> 00:04:12,238 I MEAN, OTHER THAN NO SLEEP AND NO PEACE AND QUIET, 103 00:04:12,316 --> 00:04:14,351 I AM FINE. 104 00:04:14,403 --> 00:04:17,711 I JUST WISH I COULD GET THIS DIAPER CLOSED 105 00:04:17,795 --> 00:04:20,084 BEFORE HE GOES AGAIN. 106 00:04:20,142 --> 00:04:22,347 YOU GOT A STAPLER OR SOMETHING? 107 00:04:22,403 --> 00:04:25,668 [laughing] NO, NO, NO. WATCH AND LEARN, OKAY? 108 00:04:25,751 --> 00:04:27,235 IT'’S SIMPLE. 109 00:04:27,273 --> 00:04:30,326 AND SO THE TV SON TEACHES THE TV DAD. 110 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:34,389 I'’D STAND BACK A LITTLE. THE KID KICKS LIKE A MULE. 111 00:04:34,490 --> 00:04:36,313 LOOK AT THIS. 112 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,649 COME HERE, LITTLE GUY. COME HERE. 113 00:04:38,708 --> 00:04:41,931 OH. LOOKIT, LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS. COME ON. 114 00:04:42,012 --> 00:04:43,876 HE'’S GOT YOUR EYES. 115 00:04:43,924 --> 00:04:47,614 BLOODSHOT AND SAD... 116 00:04:47,707 --> 00:04:50,082 FROM CRYING OF THINGS I'’M NEVER GONNA SEE, 117 00:04:50,143 --> 00:04:53,111 OF THINGS I'’VE NEVER DONE. 118 00:04:53,186 --> 00:04:56,536 BUT I'’M A HAPPY GUY! 119 00:04:56,621 --> 00:04:58,783 OH, HEY, GRANDPA BERNIE. 120 00:04:58,838 --> 00:05:01,679 HEY! EMILY! 121 00:05:01,751 --> 00:05:03,320 THIS IS ZACK, FROM MY HOME EC. CLASS. 122 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,310 AND THIS IS OUR BABY. 123 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:09,049 HOME EC. IS GETTING EXCITING. 124 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,577 IN MY DAY, WE MADE TOAST. 125 00:05:12,664 --> 00:05:15,039 IT'’S NOT A REAL BABY, GRANDPA BERNIE. 126 00:05:15,099 --> 00:05:16,455 IT'’S A SIMULATOR BABY. 127 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,059 WE'’RE TAKING CARE OF IT FOR A CLASS IN SCHOOL. 128 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,286 YEAH, THE CLASS IS CALLED 129 00:05:19,316 --> 00:05:21,733 "INTRO TO DON'’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT." 130 00:05:21,795 --> 00:05:24,000 IT'’S PROGRAMMED TO BEHAVE JUST LIKE A REAL ONE. 131 00:05:24,056 --> 00:05:26,515 [doll babbling] 132 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:28,146 THAT MEANS HE'’S HAPPY. 133 00:05:28,187 --> 00:05:29,077 [cooing] AREN'’T YOU HAPPY? 134 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,668 YES, YOU ARE! YES, YOU ARE! 135 00:05:30,708 --> 00:05:34,694 [sighs] HE'’S THE LUCKIEST BABY IN CLASS. 136 00:05:34,795 --> 00:05:36,872 WHOSE BABY IS THAT? HE'’S SO CUTE. 137 00:05:36,925 --> 00:05:37,986 THIS IS GRANDPA BERNIE'’S. 138 00:05:38,013 --> 00:05:40,768 [laughing] NO, REALLY. 139 00:05:40,838 --> 00:05:43,468 OH, REALLY? 140 00:05:43,535 --> 00:05:47,054 YEP. I MADE IT MYSELF. 141 00:05:47,143 --> 00:05:49,856 THIS IS BERNIE JR. HERE YA GO. 142 00:05:49,925 --> 00:05:53,191 NO, I'’M GOOD. 143 00:05:53,274 --> 00:05:54,673 [electronic beep] - OH, TIME FOR A BOTTLE. 144 00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:56,489 LET'’S DO THIS. 145 00:05:59,274 --> 00:06:00,927 CAN I FEED YOUR DOLL? 146 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:03,471 SORRY, JANIE. THIS IS NOT A DOLL. 147 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:05,061 YEAH, SHE WON'’T LET ME HOLD IT EITHER. 148 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,286 UH, THAT'’S RIGHT. 149 00:06:06,317 --> 00:06:07,886 BECAUSE WHEN JANIE WAS A BABY, 150 00:06:07,926 --> 00:06:10,131 BUTTERFINGERS OVER HERE USED TO DROP HER ALL THE TIME. 151 00:06:10,187 --> 00:06:13,113 - I DON'’T REMEMBER THAT. - ME NEITHER. 152 00:06:13,187 --> 00:06:17,597 I DON'’T REMEMBER A LOT OF STUFF. 153 00:06:17,709 --> 00:06:19,744 WELL, EMILY, I'’M A LOT OLDER NOW, 154 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,926 AND MY HANDS ARE A LOT GRIPPIER. 155 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:27,978 SMOOTH. LIKE BUTTER. 156 00:06:28,057 --> 00:06:31,110 - YOU'’VE GOT GREAT KIDS, DAVID. - THANK YOU. 157 00:06:31,188 --> 00:06:33,180 I MEAN, I GOT A LOT OF DREAMS FOR THIS GUY. 158 00:06:33,230 --> 00:06:37,429 TOP OF THE LIST IS THAT BERNIE JR. IS OUTTA DIAPERS 159 00:06:37,535 --> 00:06:41,182 BEFORE BERNIE SR. IS IN THEM. 160 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:43,183 WELL, BERNIE, YOU JUST NEED TO RELAX A LITTLE BIT. 161 00:06:43,231 --> 00:06:45,011 YOU KNOW, I'’LL TELL YOU. WHY DON'’T YOU DO THIS? 162 00:06:45,057 --> 00:06:47,135 WHY DON'’T YOU TAKE CHRISTINE, PICK A NIGHT, GO TO DINNER. 163 00:06:47,188 --> 00:06:49,265 AMY AND I WILL WATCH LITTLE-- - CHRISTINE! 164 00:06:49,318 --> 00:06:51,735 DAVID'’S GONNA TAKE THE BABY! 165 00:06:51,796 --> 00:06:53,619 DAVID'’S DOING WHAT NOW? 166 00:06:53,666 --> 00:06:55,107 OH, THAT'’S SO SWEET, BUT WE CAN'’T. 167 00:06:55,144 --> 00:06:58,240 WE CAN'’T, YET WE'’RE GONNA. 168 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,904 - GO. - THANK YOU, AMY. 169 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:04,744 OH, I LOVE YOU, MY LITTLE ANGEL, MM! 170 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:07,680 AND I LOVE YOU TOO, MY LITTLE ANGEL. 171 00:07:07,752 --> 00:07:10,492 GO, GO, GO! 172 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:18,367 YOU WERE RIGHT, MOMMY. HE TOTALLY LOVES THAT TOY. 173 00:07:18,449 --> 00:07:20,653 MM, JUST LIKE YOU WERE, SWEETIE. 174 00:07:20,710 --> 00:07:23,763 SO FASCINATED BY ALL THE SOUNDS IT MAKES. 175 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,961 [laughing] 176 00:07:26,015 --> 00:07:28,770 THIS THING CRACKS ME UP. 177 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:32,445 - THEY'’RE SO CUTE AT THIS AGE. - [laughing] 178 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,274 OKAY, YOU, TIME FOR BED, YOU. 179 00:07:34,319 --> 00:07:35,973 COME ON, JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES. 180 00:07:36,015 --> 00:07:38,559 I THINK SHE MEANT ME. 181 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:42,186 - GOOD NIGHT. - IT'’S GETTING KIND OF LATE. 182 00:07:42,276 --> 00:07:44,735 I WONDER WHERE CHRISTINE AND BERNIE ARE. 183 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,620 THEY'’RE FINE. THEY'’RE PROBABLY ON THEIR WAY. 184 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,617 YOU THINK THEY'’LL LET ME KEEP THIS? 185 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:51,678 WHAT? THEY'’RE NOT PAYING US. 186 00:07:51,754 --> 00:07:53,916 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 187 00:07:53,971 --> 00:07:55,964 EMILY THINKS I HAVE BUTTERFINGERS? 188 00:07:56,015 --> 00:07:57,414 WELL, WATCH THESE BUTTERFINGERS 189 00:07:57,450 --> 00:07:59,273 HACK PAST THE HIGH SCHOOL'’S FIREWALL 190 00:07:59,319 --> 00:08:00,972 AND INTO THE ROBOT BABY SOFTWARE 191 00:08:01,015 --> 00:08:05,087 AND TURN IT INTO EMILY'’S WORST NIGHTMARE. 192 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:08,879 ALL I UNDERSTOOD WAS "EMILY'’S WORST NIGHTMARE." 193 00:08:08,972 --> 00:08:11,813 SO I'’M IN. 194 00:08:11,885 --> 00:08:14,471 [phone ringing] - OOH! HANG ON, HANG ON. 195 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:15,936 HELLO? 196 00:08:15,972 --> 00:08:19,449 HEY! BERNIE, YOU GUYS HAVING FUN? 197 00:08:19,537 --> 00:08:21,148 HUH? OH-- 198 00:08:21,189 --> 00:08:23,690 [whispering] HE HAD A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH TO DRINK. 199 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,534 HE THINKS WE'’RE MAD. HE'’S FEELING GUILTY. 200 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:28,591 NO--NO, NO, BERN-- BERNIE, NO, DO NOT DRIVE. 201 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:30,151 DON'’T WORRY, OKAY? 202 00:08:30,189 --> 00:08:33,030 AMY AND I, WE'’LL TAKE CARE OF LITTLE BERNIE-- 203 00:08:33,102 --> 00:08:36,362 HELLO? 204 00:08:38,058 --> 00:08:40,475 GUESS HE WASN'’T FEELING THAT GUILTY. 205 00:08:40,537 --> 00:08:41,724 NO, HE WAS. YOU SHOULD'’VE HEARD HIM. 206 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,366 HE WAS LIKE... 207 00:08:43,407 --> 00:08:44,509 [as Bernie] "DAVID, I FEEL SO BAD. 208 00:08:44,537 --> 00:08:47,039 "THEY HAD THIS THING WITH THE SMALL GLASSES 209 00:08:47,103 --> 00:08:50,155 "AND THE SALT AND THE LIME, AND IT WAS CRAZY! 210 00:08:50,232 --> 00:08:52,056 BUT I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, DAVID." 211 00:08:52,103 --> 00:08:55,240 [laughing] 212 00:08:55,319 --> 00:08:56,803 LOOK, ALL RIGHT, HERE'’S THE THING. 213 00:08:56,842 --> 00:08:58,453 THE HARD PART IS DONE. 214 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,020 GO TO BED. I'’LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 215 00:09:00,059 --> 00:09:01,203 OKAY. 216 00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:02,377 [as Bernie] DAVID... 217 00:09:02,406 --> 00:09:03,933 I'’M GOING UP THAT THING 218 00:09:03,972 --> 00:09:06,261 THAT LEADS ME TO THE PLACE FOR SLEEPING. 219 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,355 ALL RIGHT? I'’LL SEE YOU LATER. 220 00:09:08,407 --> 00:09:10,273 GOOD NIGHT. - [doll screaming] 221 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,991 OKAY, OKAY. SHH. SHH. 222 00:09:13,059 --> 00:09:15,476 I DON'’T GET IT. I CHANGED HIM, I FED HIM. 223 00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:17,573 IT'’S LIKE HE'’S SUDDENLY GONE HAYWIRE. 224 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,277 IF IT KEEPS CRYING, IT'’S GONNA WAKE UP MY BABY. 225 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,331 [Bernie Jr. crying] - OH! 226 00:09:22,407 --> 00:09:27,199 [babies crying continuously] 227 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:31,434 YEAH, HEY, BERNIE. IT'’S DAVID AGAIN. 228 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,021 JUST WONDERING WHEN YOU'’RE GONNA PICK UP 229 00:09:33,059 --> 00:09:34,882 YOUR LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY. 230 00:09:34,929 --> 00:09:37,770 [Bernie Jr. crying] 231 00:09:37,842 --> 00:09:39,538 YOU HEAR THAT? 232 00:09:39,581 --> 00:09:41,107 THAT'’S BERNIE JR. SAYING, "COME HOME SOON, 233 00:09:41,146 --> 00:09:45,641 BECAUSE UNCLE DAVID IS GETTING CRANKY." 234 00:09:45,755 --> 00:09:47,494 I WAS UP EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR 235 00:09:47,538 --> 00:09:49,573 WITH THIS SCREAM MACHINE. 236 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:51,363 JOIN THE CLUB! 237 00:09:51,408 --> 00:09:55,776 DADDY, WHATEVER I DID AS A BABY, I APOLOGIZE. 238 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:58,176 JUST MAKE IT STOP! 239 00:09:58,234 --> 00:10:00,227 IT'’S LIKE IT'’S PROGRAMMED TO TORTURE ME. 240 00:10:00,278 --> 00:10:02,278 NICE WORK. 241 00:10:04,712 --> 00:10:08,444 HEY, MAYBE HE'’S HUNGRY. I HEATED UP SOME MILK. 242 00:10:08,538 --> 00:10:10,021 WAIT, KEVIN, NO. 243 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,459 YOU HAVE TO TEST THE TEMPERATURE OF THAT FOR THE BABY 244 00:10:11,495 --> 00:10:12,845 SO IT'’S NOT TOO HOT. 245 00:10:14,973 --> 00:10:16,838 JUST RIGHT. 246 00:10:16,886 --> 00:10:19,473 ON YOUR ARM! 247 00:10:19,539 --> 00:10:22,422 GIMME THE BOTTLE. MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER. 248 00:10:22,495 --> 00:10:24,700 COME ON, LITTLE-- LITTLE BERNIE. 249 00:10:24,756 --> 00:10:27,003 HERE WE GO, COME ON. COME ON! 250 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,162 LITTLE MILK. 251 00:10:28,191 --> 00:10:32,050 COME ON, HERE WE GO. 252 00:10:32,147 --> 00:10:33,800 IT'’S NOT WORKING. NOT WORKING. 253 00:10:33,843 --> 00:10:37,575 TAKE THE BOTTLE. 254 00:10:37,669 --> 00:10:40,468 [crying decreasing] WAIT, KEEP GO-- 255 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:41,853 WAIT, KEVIN. DON'’T STOP, KEVIN. 256 00:10:41,887 --> 00:10:44,219 KEEP GOING. IT'’S WORKING, IT'’S WORKING! 257 00:10:44,278 --> 00:10:45,464 GO! GO! 258 00:10:45,495 --> 00:10:49,863 YES! IT'’S WORKING. 259 00:10:49,973 --> 00:10:53,112 AND-- AND TURN! 260 00:10:53,192 --> 00:10:56,372 OKAY, THERE WE GO. 261 00:10:56,452 --> 00:10:57,978 THERE WE GO. 262 00:10:58,017 --> 00:10:59,797 OKAY. 263 00:10:59,843 --> 00:11:02,175 OOH. 264 00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:04,100 [sighs] 265 00:11:04,148 --> 00:11:05,504 [crying resumes] 266 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:07,362 AH! 267 00:11:07,408 --> 00:11:10,079 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN SHIFTS. 268 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,419 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 269 00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:13,148 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 270 00:11:13,192 --> 00:11:14,973 LET'’S TRY JAZZ HANDS. 271 00:11:15,018 --> 00:11:19,724 WAH! SEE, HE LIKES THAT. 272 00:11:19,843 --> 00:11:21,923 HERE WE GO. 273 00:11:25,409 --> 00:11:27,868 OH, YES! MARCUS... 274 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:29,415 PLEASE TELL ME BERNIE SHOWED UP, MARCUS. 275 00:11:29,453 --> 00:11:30,979 LOOK, I AM NO LONGER IN THE BUSINESS 276 00:11:31,018 --> 00:11:31,907 OF TELLING YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, 277 00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:33,287 SO, NO, HE DID NOT. 278 00:11:33,322 --> 00:11:36,757 [crying] 279 00:11:36,844 --> 00:11:40,504 - OH, THAT KID IS RELENTLESS. - THAT'’S NOT BERNIE JR. 280 00:11:44,757 --> 00:11:48,023 KEVIN! WHAT'’S WRONG? 281 00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:51,709 DAVID, THIS THING HAS BEEN CRYING 282 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,278 FROM THE MOMENT YOU WENT TO GET THE KIDS UNTIL RIGHT NOW. 283 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:58,286 HE BROKE ME, DAVID. HE BROKE ME! 284 00:12:02,106 --> 00:12:04,480 OH! BERNIE! 285 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,236 BEFORE YOU SAY YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT ME, 286 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,061 I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU I AM FINE. 287 00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:10,267 WELL, WE WEREN'’T FINE. 288 00:12:10,322 --> 00:12:11,764 I'’M SORRY. I'’M SORRY. 289 00:12:11,801 --> 00:12:12,945 BUT YOU WERE RIGHT. 290 00:12:12,975 --> 00:12:14,756 I NEEDED TO CLEAR MY HEAD. 291 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,114 GOOD, I'’M RELIEVED. 292 00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:17,420 I JUST THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU WERE ON A BEACH 293 00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:19,361 IN COSTA RICA WEARING A FAKE BEARD, 294 00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,699 INSISTING EVERYBODY CALL YOU "EL PRESIDENTE." 295 00:12:21,757 --> 00:12:24,344 DON'’T WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE. 296 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,530 BECAUSE OF YOU, I AM IN A VERY GOOD PLACE. 297 00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:31,249 I ACTUALLY GOT MY BEAUTIFUL CHRISTINE A MANI-PEDI... 298 00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:34,081 WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS. 299 00:12:34,149 --> 00:12:37,159 THERE'’S MY LITTLE GUY. HOW YOU DOING? 300 00:12:37,236 --> 00:12:40,332 MISSED YOUR DADDY-WADDY? HI! 301 00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:42,403 - [doll crying] - THAT IS JUST LIKE YOU! 302 00:12:42,454 --> 00:12:43,725 IF I KNEW WHY IT WAS CRYING, 303 00:12:43,758 --> 00:12:45,199 DON'’T YOU THINK I WOULD TELL YOU? 304 00:12:45,236 --> 00:12:47,229 OKAY, SO NOW OUR SON IS AN "IT"? 305 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,721 I JUST NEED A BREAK, EMILY. 306 00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:50,836 YOU DON'’T GET A BREAK, ZACHARY. 307 00:12:50,889 --> 00:12:53,433 EVERY DAY YOU WAKE UP, THAT BABY IS THERE. 308 00:12:53,497 --> 00:12:55,744 DAY IN, DAY OUT, 309 00:12:55,802 --> 00:12:58,558 WEEK AFTER WEEK, 310 00:12:58,627 --> 00:13:01,892 YEAR AFTER YEAR! 311 00:13:01,975 --> 00:13:04,223 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MY LIFE'’S OVER? 312 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,018 GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS--WHAT'’S WRONG WITH YOU? 313 00:13:06,063 --> 00:13:08,395 THIS IS A THREE-DAY SCHOOL PROJECT. 314 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,853 I DON'’T GET IT. WHAT'’S WITH THE DRAMA? 315 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,849 RIGHT, BERNIE? 316 00:13:16,541 --> 00:13:19,424 OH, HEY, MARCUS, YOU SEEN BERNIE? 317 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,787 WELL, HE CAME IN MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT... 318 00:13:21,845 --> 00:13:26,637 "I'’M OLD, I'’M TIRED, I BLAME DAVID FOR EVERYTHING." 319 00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:29,006 DADDY, WHERE'’S GRANDPA BERNIE GOING? 320 00:13:29,063 --> 00:13:31,673 WHAT THE HECK? 321 00:13:39,759 --> 00:13:42,499 NOW THAT'’S HOW YOU USE A TRAMPOLINE, JOE. 322 00:13:47,845 --> 00:13:50,347 SO BERNIE CAME BACK AND THEN ABANDONED HIS BABY 323 00:13:50,411 --> 00:13:52,659 BY DOING A TRIPLE LINDY OVER THE WALL. 324 00:13:52,716 --> 00:13:55,133 YEAH, AND AMAZINGLY, HE STUCK THE LANDING. 325 00:13:55,194 --> 00:13:56,762 GOT IT. 326 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,516 WHAT I DON'’T UNDERSTAND IS WHAT THOSE TWO ARE DOING. 327 00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:01,747 WELL, FIRST, THEY WERE GOING AFTER BERNIE, 328 00:14:01,803 --> 00:14:03,626 BUT NOW THEY'’RE JUST TRYING TO PROVE 329 00:14:03,672 --> 00:14:07,064 THAT IF A 70-YEAR-OLD CAN DO IT, THEY CAN DO IT. 330 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,580 ONE MORE TIME, BABY, YOU CAN DO IT! 331 00:14:13,716 --> 00:14:16,811 OKAY, LET'’S GO. 332 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,053 DO WE HAVE TO? 333 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,397 ZACHARY, PART OF OUR ASSIGNMENT 334 00:14:21,455 --> 00:14:23,617 IS TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH OUR BABY. 335 00:14:23,672 --> 00:14:25,072 AND YOU WERE THE ONE 336 00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:26,294 WHO PROMISED YOUR IDIOT FRIEND CHAD 337 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,512 THAT WE'’D MEET HIM FOR PIZZA. 338 00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:31,783 - EMILY, I AM EXHA-- - EXCITED? 339 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:33,410 '’CAUSE I KNOW YOU WEREN'’T GOING TO SAY "EXHAUSTED." 340 00:14:35,324 --> 00:14:38,717 [sighs] FINE. 341 00:14:38,803 --> 00:14:40,286 FORGETTING SOMETHING? 342 00:14:40,324 --> 00:14:43,081 WHAT IT'’S LIKE TO BE FREE? 343 00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:45,313 [whispering] THE BABY. 344 00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:47,768 [whispering] SAME THING. 345 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,902 HEY, I'’M HAPPY TO REPORT THAT KEVIN MADE IT OVER THE WALL. 346 00:14:55,977 --> 00:15:00,133 UNLIKE BERNIE, HOWEVER, HE DID NOT STICK THAT LANDING. 347 00:15:00,238 --> 00:15:01,595 THINK, HONEY, THINK. 348 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:02,944 YOU WORKED WITH HIM FOR TEN YEARS. 349 00:15:02,978 --> 00:15:04,546 WHERE WOULD HE GO? WHERE WOULD BERNIE BE? 350 00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,409 I THINK I FOUND THE ANSWER. 351 00:15:06,456 --> 00:15:08,618 ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL, 352 00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:11,303 I DISCOVERED A COUPON FOR A REUBEN SANDWICH 353 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:15,441 AND THAT THE FAZIOS'’S CAT DOES NOT LIKE SURPRISES. 354 00:15:15,543 --> 00:15:18,510 IS THERE A DRAFT IN HERE? 355 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:21,386 UH, UH, UH, KEVIN, LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THAT, MAN. 356 00:15:21,457 --> 00:15:23,407 - YEAH, IT'’S LIKE A-- - YEAH. 357 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:28,079 AH. YEAH, FELDY'’S DELI. THAT'’S RIGHT. 358 00:15:28,196 --> 00:15:30,315 BERNIE LOVES THIS PLACE. HE'’S ALWAYS HERE. 359 00:15:30,369 --> 00:15:31,640 YEAH, IT MAKES SENSE. 360 00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:33,115 IF YOU'’RE GONNA RUN OFF TO COSTA RICA, 361 00:15:33,152 --> 00:15:34,211 YOU DON'’T WANNA DO IT ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. 362 00:15:34,238 --> 00:15:35,849 WHY WOULD HE BE IN COSTA RICA? 363 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:39,878 I DON'’T KNOW. 364 00:15:39,978 --> 00:15:42,437 ALL I KNOW IS I BETTER FIND HIM BEFORE CHRISTINE FINDS OUT 365 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,856 THAT EL PRESIDENTE'’S ON THE RUN. 366 00:15:43,891 --> 00:15:45,502 WHO? 367 00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:47,620 I DON'’T KNOW. 368 00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:51,024 HEY, THIS IS FOR TEN BUCKS OFF. 369 00:15:51,109 --> 00:15:52,409 I'’M KEEPING THIS. 370 00:15:54,109 --> 00:15:55,549 WHERE'’S MY WALLET? 371 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,071 OKAY. 372 00:15:57,109 --> 00:15:58,719 I'’M EVEN WITH BERNIE, 373 00:15:58,761 --> 00:16:01,730 BUT NOW I'’VE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH MITTENS FAZIO. 374 00:16:01,805 --> 00:16:03,115 ALL RIGHT, I'’M OFF. 375 00:16:05,544 --> 00:16:10,674 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LITTLE GUY. LET'’S GO. 376 00:16:19,544 --> 00:16:20,815 YOUR TURN. 377 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,204 I DON'’T CARE IF WE FAIL, EMILY. 378 00:16:22,239 --> 00:16:23,256 JUST SHOVE HIM UNDER THE TABLE. 379 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,852 I CAN'’T DEAL WITH THAT THING. 380 00:16:24,892 --> 00:16:26,927 I'’VE NEVER GOTTEN ANYTHING LESS THAN A "B" 381 00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:30,159 AND THIS BABY IS GONNA GET ME AN "F." 382 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,547 UNLESS... 383 00:16:33,631 --> 00:16:35,623 A WAITRESS WALKED BY 384 00:16:35,674 --> 00:16:39,152 AND ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED THIS PITCHER OF SODA 385 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,614 ON THE BABY, 386 00:16:41,674 --> 00:16:43,243 SHORTING IT OUT. 387 00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:45,658 I'’M IN. 388 00:16:45,718 --> 00:16:47,414 DO IT. 389 00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:50,425 ALL RIGHT, ON THE COUNT OF THREE. 390 00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:51,730 [exhales] 391 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,541 ONE, TWO-- 392 00:16:53,587 --> 00:16:55,877 WHOA! DUDES! 393 00:16:55,935 --> 00:16:57,715 THAT IS TOTALLY NOT OKAY. 394 00:16:57,761 --> 00:17:00,687 DON'’T WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD SODA. 395 00:17:00,761 --> 00:17:02,967 IT WON'’T STOP CRYING, CHAD. 396 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,293 I GOT THIS. BABIES LOVE CHAD. 397 00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:12,466 YOU SEE? 398 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,324 [Bernie Jr. stops crying] 399 00:17:14,371 --> 00:17:17,127 [baby passes gas] 400 00:17:17,197 --> 00:17:19,613 AWW, AWW, LITTLE BRO! 401 00:17:19,674 --> 00:17:21,455 [sniffs] 402 00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,494 OH, SMELLS LIKE YOU JUST WHIPPED UP 403 00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:25,835 A FRESH BATCH OF COMPUTER DOODERS. 404 00:17:25,893 --> 00:17:27,080 UGH! 405 00:17:27,111 --> 00:17:29,357 CHAD OUT. - WAIT. 406 00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:33,485 THOSE ARE NOT COMPUTER DOODERS. 407 00:17:33,588 --> 00:17:35,581 REAL DOODERS, REAL DOODERS, REAL DOODERS! 408 00:17:35,632 --> 00:17:36,818 WHAT? 409 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,708 REAL BABY, REAL BABY, REAL BABY! 410 00:17:40,806 --> 00:17:47,252 {\an8}♪ UNO, DOS, CHA, CHA, CHA! ♪ 411 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,704 - BERNIE. - {\an8}NO HABLA INGLES. 412 00:17:49,762 --> 00:17:51,331 CHA, CHA, CHA. 413 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,109 BERNIE, BERNIE, I KNOW IT'’S YOU. 414 00:17:53,154 --> 00:17:54,807 I SMELL THE REUBEN 415 00:17:54,849 --> 00:17:57,859 AND YOU GOT YOUR NAME, "BERNIE," WRITTEN ON YOUR TO-GO BAG. 416 00:17:57,936 --> 00:18:00,523 YOU CAN'’T JUST TAKE OFF LIKE THIS. 417 00:18:00,588 --> 00:18:02,242 SURE, I CAN. 418 00:18:02,285 --> 00:18:03,981 IF THERE'’S A TRAMPOLINE AT THE MEXICAN BORDER, 419 00:18:04,024 --> 00:18:05,295 I'’M AS GOOD AS GONE. 420 00:18:05,328 --> 00:18:07,660 NO! BERNIE, BERNIE, COME ON. 421 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:11,366 CHRISTINE NEEDS YOU. YOUR BABY NEEDS YOU. 422 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,256 CHRISTINE IS YOUNG. SHE'’LL FIND ANOTHER GUY. 423 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,466 AND BERNIE'’S A BABY. 424 00:18:17,546 --> 00:18:19,199 AT THIS POINT, HE DON'’T KNOW WHO I AM. 425 00:18:19,241 --> 00:18:23,227 IF I LEAVE NOW, HE'’LL NEVER REMEMBER ME. 426 00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:27,611 HEY, IT'’S FOR THE BEST. 427 00:18:27,719 --> 00:18:29,627 YOU THINK I'’M A BAD FATHER? - WELL-- 428 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,287 LOOK AT THIS MORON. 429 00:18:31,328 --> 00:18:32,642 HE'’S DRIVING OFF WITH A BABY ON THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR. 430 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,432 NO! THAT'’S YOUR KID! NO! 431 00:18:35,502 --> 00:18:37,622 BERNIE JR.! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 432 00:18:37,676 --> 00:18:40,475 STOP THE CAR! 433 00:18:40,546 --> 00:18:42,327 STOP THE-- LOOK IN YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR! 434 00:18:42,373 --> 00:18:45,340 BABY HALF-ON-BOARD! 435 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,325 OH! 436 00:18:47,807 --> 00:18:49,629 NO! WAIT! NO! 437 00:18:49,676 --> 00:18:50,905 TURN THE... [horn beeps] 438 00:18:50,936 --> 00:18:52,208 ENGINE OFF BEFORE THE... [horn beeps] 439 00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:54,319 BABY FALLS! 440 00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:56,068 STOP! 441 00:18:56,112 --> 00:18:57,934 I KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 442 00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:59,846 OF COURSE. 443 00:18:59,894 --> 00:19:00,953 WHO COULDN'’T HAVE FORESEEN A CONSTRUCTION CRANE 444 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:04,839 DANGLING THEIR CHILD HIGH ABOVE THE STREET? 445 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,269 I GOT THIS, DAVID. 446 00:19:07,328 --> 00:19:09,858 HOLD MY REUBEN. 447 00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:24,717 WAS I CLOSE? 448 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:28,835 TO WHERE YOU STARTED. 449 00:19:28,937 --> 00:19:32,838 THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY. 450 00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:34,803 - THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY. - THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY! 451 00:19:34,851 --> 00:19:37,226 - THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY! - THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY! 452 00:19:37,286 --> 00:19:40,416 THEN WHERE'’S MY KID? 453 00:19:42,373 --> 00:19:44,450 - OH, EMILY! - MY BABY! 454 00:19:44,503 --> 00:19:45,690 OH, MY BABY! 455 00:19:45,721 --> 00:19:47,798 I AM SO SORRY, GRANDPA BERNIE. 456 00:19:47,851 --> 00:19:50,947 I DID NOT MEAN TO TAKE A LIVE HUMAN BEING. 457 00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:54,799 DON'’T WORRY, SWEETHEART. IT WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST. 458 00:19:54,895 --> 00:19:56,294 YEAH, YEAH. 459 00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:59,086 THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF BERNIE JR. 460 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,682 HE REALLY IS A GREAT BABY, GRANDPA BERNIE. 461 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,459 HE IS, HE IS. 462 00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:05,259 AND I NEVER THOUGHT I'’D BE SO EXCITED 463 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,407 TO SEE HIM. 464 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:08,646 HEY! 465 00:20:08,677 --> 00:20:10,077 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT I'’D DO 466 00:20:10,113 --> 00:20:11,723 IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM. 467 00:20:11,764 --> 00:20:13,375 WELCOME TO PARENTHOOD... 468 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:15,197 WHERE THE WORRYING NEVER STOPS. 469 00:20:15,243 --> 00:20:17,447 I'’M GONNA BE OKAY, RIGHT, DAVID? 470 00:20:17,503 --> 00:20:18,817 YEAH. COME ON. 471 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,547 BERNIE, YOU "RAISED" ME FOR TEN YEARS, 472 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:22,498 AND LOOK AT ME, I'’M FINE. 473 00:20:22,547 --> 00:20:23,507 YOU'’RE GONNA BE AMAZING. 474 00:20:29,069 --> 00:20:30,637 BERNIE? 475 00:20:30,678 --> 00:20:32,925 BERNIE! BERN-- 476 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,254 - GOTCHA! - OH! 477 00:20:34,287 --> 00:20:36,110 DOH! COME ON! 478 00:20:36,156 --> 00:20:38,149 YOUR DAD HAS STILL GOT IT. 479 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,250 [laughs] - DON'’T DO THAT! 480 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:44,850 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33638

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