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- OKAY, NEXT QUESTION.
- MM.
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OKAY, OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
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BUZZERS READY.
"A PROCESS USED BY PLANTS
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TO CONVERT LIGHT ENERGY
INTO CHEMICAL ENERGY IS..."
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[buzzer sounds]
- THAT IS SO EASY.
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"CONVERTUS LIGHTUS ENERGIUS."
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AM I CLOSE?
HMM?
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NOT AT ALL-IUS.
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[imitates buzzer sounding]
ELIMINATED!
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YOU ARE NOT THE BRAIN TRUST.
HIT THE FLOOR, GIRLFRIEND.
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[buzzer sounds]
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GO, EMILY.
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DUH.
IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
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BOOYAH!
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♪ U-G-L-Y,
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI ♪
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♪ YOU UGLY,
YEAH, YEAH, YOU UGLY ♪
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OKAY, FOLLOW-UP QUESTION--
"WHO WAS THE QUARTERBACK
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FOR THE 1969 SUPER BOWL CHAMPION
NEW YORK JETS?"
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OKAY,
THE ONLY QUARTERBACK I KNOW
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IS FINN FROM {\an8}GLEE.
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[buzzer sounds]
- UH, DUH.
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THE ANSWER IS
JOE WILLIE NAMATH.
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RIGHT? BOOYAH!
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all: ♪ U-G-L-Y, YOU AIN'T GOT
NO ALIBI, YOU UGLY ♪
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♪ YEAH, YEAH, YOU UGLY
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HIT THE FLOOR, GIRLFRIEND.
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AND NOW FOR THE TIEBREAKER
BETWEEN DAVID AND JOE.
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HANDS ON BUZZERS.
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FINAL CATEGORY--HISTORY.
- OH, GOSH.
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I'VE NEVER BEATEN DAD
BEFORE, EVER.
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OH, HE'S GOT
THE BEST BUZZER SKILLS.
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WAIT. I SHOULD PROBABLY
POOP FIRST.
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NO, I CAN HOLD IT.
- GOOD.
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IF YOU'RE WRONG,
WE ALL LOSE.
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"IN 1773, THE COLONISTS
ENGAGED IN THE BOSTON TEA PARTY
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BECAUSE THE TEA ACT VIOLATED
WHAT RIGHT?"
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[buzzer sounds]
- UH, THE RIGHT TO...
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THROW YOUR TEA INTO THE HARBOR
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IN FAVOR OF A FROTHY LATTE!
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- JANIE.
- [imitates buzzer sounding]
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WHAT?
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[buzzer sounds]
- THAT'S HILARIOUS, DAD.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS IT WAS NO
TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.
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- WHOO!
- THAT'S RIGHT!
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- YEAH!
- AND THE WINNER OF THE FAMILY
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BRAIN TRUST GOES TO JOE!
[scattered applause]
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JOE, BABY!
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- YOU GET TO WEAR THE BRAIN.
- THE BRAIN.
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- ALL RIGHT, GOOD STUFF.
- AWESOME.
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THANKS
FOR LETTING ME WIN, DAD.
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THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME OF YOU.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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SINCE WE'RE BOTH GREAT
AT HISTORY,
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WE SHOULD SIGN UP FOR THE ANNUAL
HISTORY BOWL AT SCHOOL.
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- WE SHOULD.
- YES.
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WE'RE GONNA DOMINATE.
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I'M IN.
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- THIS IS SO AWESOME.
- SO AWESOME.
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GET ME OUT OF THIS.
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I KNEW IT.
YOU DIDN'T LET HIM WIN, DID YOU?
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AMY...
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"FROTHY LATTE" WAS
MY REAL ANSWER.
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I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT HISTORY.
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- HEY, DAD?
- YEAH?
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THANKS FOR TEAMING UP
WITH ME.
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NEXT WEEK WE'RE GONNA BE
THE DYNAMIC DUO OF HISTORY,
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LIKE LEWIS AND CLARK.
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YOU GOT IT.
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WHO THE HELL'S
LEWIS AND CLARK?
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- HONEY, HELP ME OUT HERE.
- WHAT?
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IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT HISTORY,
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WHY'D YOU AGREE TO ENTER
THE HISTORY BOWL?
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
REALLY?
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I--YOU KNOW, IT'S A SAD DAY
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WHEN YOUR KID REALIZES
YOU'RE NOT PERFECT,
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THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
ALL THE ANSWERS.
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I REMEMBER THE DAY I LOST EMILY.
- MM.
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I WAS DOING LONG DIVISION
WITH HER,
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AND SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE
I WAS A PRIMATE.
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THAT'S THE LOOK, RIGHT THERE!
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OH, MAN. I NEED TO PRACTICE
MY BUZZER SKILLS.
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DAD'S SO FIRED UP FOR THIS.
I CAN'T LET HIM DOWN.
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I LET
YOUR FATHER DOWN ONCE, JOE.
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AND TRUST ME,
I WILL NEVER MISTAKE
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1% FOR 2% MILK
IN HIS LATTE AGAIN.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS, MAN!
- OKAY, I'M READY.
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YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS AND TIME ME
ON HOW FAST I HIT THE BUZZER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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"WHAT KIND OF MILK DOES YOUR
FATHER PREFER IN HIS LATTE?"
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[buzzer sounds]
- 2%!
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YOU WOULD THINK!
BUT...
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JOE, WHAT'S MORE AWESOME
THAN ME?
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[buzzer sounds]
- NOTHING'S MORE AWESOME
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THAN YOU, DAVID.
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LISTEN, JOE,
I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS
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TO THE CALTECH ROBOT WARS.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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[buzzer sounds]
- AWESOME!
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OKAY, BUT HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
GOT ONE LITTLE PROBLEM.
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IT'S ON THE SAME NIGHT
AS THE HISTORY BOWL, SO...
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SO...
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HISTORY BOWL IT IS.
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YES.
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I WAS HOPING
YOU WOULD SAY THAT.
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I CAN TELL BY THE LOOK
ON YOUR FACE
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YOU DANGLED THE NERD CARROT,
AND THE KID DIDN'T BITE.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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I HAVE TO LEARN A THOUSAND YEARS
OF HISTORY BY FRIDAY.
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IF NOT, I'M GONNA EMBARRASS
MYSELF AND MY SON...
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AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, MYSELF.
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HONEY, IT'S ONLY BEEN, WHAT,
ABOUT 400 YEARS
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SINCE THE PILGRIMS LANDED
ON PLYMOUTH ROCK?
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WAIT. THOSE ARE
THE THANKSGIVING GUYS, RIGHT?
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AW.
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SEE, MY LITTLE CHICKEN
KNOWS SOMETHING, RIGHT?
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HE JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE REFRESHER COURSE.
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WHAT SHOULD I DO--
WATCH THE HISTORY CHANNEL?
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YOU KNOW,
I TRIED DOING THAT, HONEY.
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SERIOUSLY, THERE WASN'T
A LAUGH TO BE FOUND.
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I WAS SUGGESTING YOU READ
A HISTORY BOOK.
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[laughing]
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WHAT, YOU'RE SERIOUS?
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REALLY?
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IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH
THAT I'M GONNA EMBARRASS MY SON,
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NOW YOU WANT ME TO READ?
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MY GOD, WHEN WILL
THIS NIGHTMARE END?
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WHY DON'T YOU MAKE HIM
A FROTHY LATTE?
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[laughs]
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KEVIN, DON'T EVER TAKE ME
TO THAT GODFORSAKEN PLACE AGAIN.
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I MEAN IT. I FORGOT
HOW MUCH IT FREAKS ME OUT.
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IT WAS SO QUIET TOO.
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I MEAN, EVERY TIME YOU
WOULD SPEAK, PEOPLE WOULD GO...
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I-I PROMISE, DAVID.
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I WILL NEVER TAKE YOU
TO THE LIBRARY AGAIN.
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AND, SERIOUSLY,
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BOOKS?
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WHAT, DO THEY COLLECT THEM?
ARE THEY HOARDING THEM?
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AND, YOU KNOW,
TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY,
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THEY WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE
MY CREDIT CARD.
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IT'S ON THE HONOR SYSTEM.
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ONCE YOU'RE DONE
WITH THIS HISTORY BOOK,
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YOU BRING IT BACK.
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BACK?
I'M NOT GOING BACK.
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- HEY, DAD.
- HEY.
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YOU GOT TO CHECK OUT
THIS HISTORY CHANNEL SPECIAL.
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IT'S ABOUT THE WAR OF 1812.
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THE WAR OF 1812...
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WHICH TOOK PLACE IN...
HUH, 1812.
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OH, HEY, LOOK,
LEWIS AND CLARK.
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- WHAT'S THAT BIG BOOK?
- UH...
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PHONE BOOK.
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WHAT'S A PHONE BOOK?
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CAN I SEE IT?
- UH...
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NO, JOE, YOU CAN'T.
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SEE, ACTUALLY, IT'S--
IT'S NOT A PHONE BOOK.
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IT'S A...
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IT'S A SECRET MANIFEST.
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SEE, I'M A--I'M A SECRET AGENT
FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
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NO WAY.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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NO, I'M NOT KIDDING YOU,
AND YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE.
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OH, WOW.
I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU
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UNTIL YOU SAID
I CAN'T TELL ANYONE.
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THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT
A SPY WOULD SAY.
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I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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NO, UH, JOE, I CAN'T ANSWER
ANY QUESTIONS...
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ESPECIALLY ONES ABOUT HISTORY.
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OKAY, I NEED
TO LEAVE THE ROOM,
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OTHERWISE I WON'T BE ABLE
TO CONTAIN MYSELF.
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- HI, GUYS.
- OKAY, WHAT WAS THAT?
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YOU ARE NOT
A GOVERNMENT AGENT.
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I WENT TO THE LIBRARY
AND GOT A HISTORY BOOK.
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ENOUGH WITH THE LIES, DAD.
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HOLD ON.
HE'S GOT A BOOK.
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HIS EYES ARE GLAZED OVER.
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[gasps] I THINK YOUR FATHER
ACTUALLY DID GO TO THE LIBRARY.
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[gasps]
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AND IF I HAVE ANY CHANCE
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OF HELPING JOE WIN
THIS HISTORY BOWL,
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YOU'VE GOT TO TEACH ME
HOW TO USE THIS THING.
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IT'S WORSE
THAN YOU THINK, DAD.
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I JUST FOUND OUT WHO'S RUNNING
THE HISTORY BOWL--
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THE WOMAN WHO TRIED
TO RUIN MY LIFE,
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MY FIFTH-GRADE TEACHER...
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all:
MRS. BRICKLEMAN.
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SHE WAS THE ONLY TEACHER
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WHO GAVE ME A "B,"
EVEN THOUGH I...
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all:
SO DESERVED AN "A"!
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I WAS WRONGED!
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[laughs] EMILY, EVERYONE
CONSIDERS MRS. BRICKLEMAN
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TO BE A FANTASTIC TEACHER.
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WELL, SHE'S NOT.
SHE'S GOT YOU ALL FOOLED.
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REMEMBER THIS?
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THIS IS
YOUR FIFTH-GRADE REPORT CARD.
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SEE THE "B"?
IT'S RIGHT THERE!
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IT ALSO SAYS THAT YOU'RE
A PLEASURE TO HAVE IN CLASS.
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YEAH, BECAUSE SHE TOOK GREAT
PLEASURE IN GIVING ME A "B."
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I THINK YOU'RE BEING
A LITTLE PARANOID, SWEETHEART.
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YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK
THE TRUTH TELLER IS CRAZY,
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BUT REALLY, THEY END UP BEING
THE TELLERS OF THE TRUTH!
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[chuckles] WHO'S PARANOID NOW--
YOU OR ME, HMM?
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YOU'RE GONNA SAY ME,
AREN'T YOU?
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- SHE'S ALL YOURS, DAVID.
- YEAH.
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SWEETIE, I-I, UM...
I BELIEVE YOU.
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YEAH?
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BUT YOU--YOU STILL GOT TO HELP
ME WITH HISTORY, OKAY?
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ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
YOU TAKE THE BOOK,
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GO INTO LOCKDOWN MODE--
NO INTERRUPTIONS.
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TEXT ME AFTER EACH CHAPTER.
I WILL COME QUIZ YOU.
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- ALL RIGHT, I'M ON IT!
- UH, DAD?
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- YEAH?
- THE BOOK.
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RIGHT.
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DAVID, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU
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FOR BUCKLING DOWN
TO LEARN THE MATERIAL.
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DAVID.
- AAH!
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- AAH!
- OH, MY GOD!
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OH.
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PAGE ONE--
HISTORY'S MY THING HERE.
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HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN ASLEEP?
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THIS HISTORY THING
IS BRUTAL.
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AND AT THE RATE I'M GOING,
IT'S GONNA TAKE ME FOUR YEARS.
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AND BY THEN, THERE WILL BE EVEN
MORE HISTORY TO REMEMBER.
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IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE.
224
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OKAY, HONEY, HONEY,
225
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YOU'VE GOT TO FOCUS.
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WILL YOU READ IT TO ME?
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FINE.
228
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- WHILE I TAKE A BATH?
- [chuckles]
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NOT A CHANCE.
230
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- WHILE YOU TAKE A BATH?
- CHAPTER ONE...
231
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
232
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OH, IT'S THE NEXT STEP
TO MY HISTORY BOWL TRAINING--
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INTIMIDATING THE OPPONENT.
234
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HOW'S THIS
FOR A SCARY STARE-DOWN?
235
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HILARIOUS.
236
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK
ON THAT FACE.
237
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TRY THIS.
238
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OKAY, I'M SORRY.
I ATE YOUR FANCY YOGURT.
239
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I PROMISE I'LL BUY YOU
SOME MORE.
240
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JOE, YOU GOT TO GET
YOURSELF TOGETHER.
241
00:10:17,634 --> 00:10:19,594
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOGURT.
242
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THE ENTIRE REPUTATION
OF THE HOBBS FAMILY
243
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LIES ON YOUR SHOULDERS.
244
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IF YOU CRUMBLE
JUST BECAUSE I DO THIS...
245
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OKAY, I READ YOUR DIARY.
246
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I DON'T HAVE A DIARY.
247
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I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE SO SCARY,
I'LL CONFESS TO ANYTHING.
248
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WE'RE DOOMED.
249
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BRICKLEMAN
IS GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE.
250
00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:44,253
BUT GOOD LUCK,
AND HAVE FUN OUT THERE!
251
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YEAH.
252
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
253
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- HEY, HERE WE GO!
- PAGE ONE!
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STARTING NOW.
255
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- REALLY, MOM?
- OH, HONEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
256
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,610
YOUR DAD FELL ASLEEP,
AND HE DRAGGED ME DOWN WITH HIM.
257
00:10:59,738 --> 00:11:01,738
OH, HONEY, IT'S AMAZING.
IT'S AMAZING.
258
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,309
IT'S LIKE MY BRAIN IS ALLERGIC
TO THIS MATERIAL.
259
00:11:03,435 --> 00:11:04,475
MM.
260
00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:06,480
HOW AM I GONNA
EXPLAIN THIS TO JOE?
261
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- DAD, YOU IN THERE?
- YEAH!
262
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JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
HE'LL BE OKAY.
263
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YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
264
00:11:10,829 --> 00:11:11,779
YOU GOT A MINUTE?
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SURE.
WHAT'S UP?
266
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I KNOW
HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO YOU,
267
00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:17,566
BUT I CAN'T GO THROUGH
WITH THIS HISTORY BOWL THING.
268
00:11:17,702 --> 00:11:18,922
WHAT IF I CHOKE?
269
00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:20,970
WHAT IF I CAN'T HANDLE
THE PRESSURE?
270
00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:22,964
I FEEL LIKE QUITTING.
271
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I UNDERSTAND.
272
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IT'S PROBABLY
FOR THE BEST, JOE.
273
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GOOD TALK, SON.
274
00:11:34,143 --> 00:11:36,803
I DO FEEL BETTER.
275
00:11:40,927 --> 00:11:42,587
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY WITH
ME QUITTING THE HISTORY BOWL.
276
00:11:42,711 --> 00:11:44,451
I REALLY THOUGHT
YOU'D BE DISAPPOINTED.
277
00:11:44,581 --> 00:11:45,751
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LIE
TO YOU, JOE.
278
00:11:45,886 --> 00:11:47,806
I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO KICKING SOME
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FIFTH-GRADER PARENT BUTT.
280
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BUT WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT?
281
00:11:52,236 --> 00:11:53,586
YEAH.
I FEEL MUCH BETTER
282
00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:55,676
AVOIDING THIS CHALLENGE
AND TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT.
283
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ALL RIGHT.
284
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,028
- DAD?
- YEAH?
285
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:03,463
I THINK YOU JUST TAUGHT HIM
THAT QUITTING WAS OKAY,
286
00:12:03,588 --> 00:12:06,068
AND I DON'T THINK PARENTS
ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
287
00:12:06,198 --> 00:12:08,678
[sighs]
YEAH, I KNOW, IT'S THE RULE.
288
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JOE, COME BACK HERE!
289
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YEAH, DAD?
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WE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
291
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TRY NOT TO FALL ASLEEP.
292
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JOE, SIT DOWN.
293
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LISTEN, WE CAN'T QUIT.
- WHY NOT? YOU SAID WE COULD.
294
00:12:23,335 --> 00:12:25,075
I-I KNOW I SAID THAT,
BUT WE CAN'T QUIT, JOE,
295
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BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT
TO YOU, AND--AND--AND...
296
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I'M SCARED TOO.
297
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,470
NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE JUST
TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
298
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,820
NO, I WISH I WAS.
299
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JOE, I-I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT HISTORY,
300
00:12:36,949 --> 00:12:38,339
AND I NEVER HAVE.
301
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OH, MAN.
302
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"FROTHY LATTE"
WAS YOUR REAL ANSWER?
303
00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:46,607
WE ARE SO TOAST
AT THE HISTORY BOWL.
304
00:12:46,736 --> 00:12:49,306
NO, WE'RE NOT.
WE'RE NOT TOAST, JOE.
305
00:12:49,432 --> 00:12:50,602
WE'RE HOBBS.
WE'RE GONNA DO THIS.
306
00:12:50,738 --> 00:12:52,478
WE'RE GONNA GO
TO THAT HISTORY BOWL,
307
00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:54,697
AND WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM
WHAT WE'RE MADE OF!
308
00:12:54,826 --> 00:12:58,086
UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE CALTECH ROBOT WARS.
309
00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:05,443
"THE STATUE OF LIBERTY
WAS A GIFT
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TO THE UNITED STATES FROM..."
311
00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:09,006
[groaning]
LET ME THINK.
312
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UM, IT WAS, UM...
313
00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:18,093
FRANK. FRANCE!
314
00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:22,056
DAD, BRICKLEMAN'S
NOT GONNA LET YOU USE CRIB NOTES
315
00:13:22,184 --> 00:13:22,964
AT THE HISTORY BOWL!
316
00:13:23,098 --> 00:13:24,838
I DON'T GET IT.
317
00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:27,838
I'VE SEEN YOU MEMORIZE A 50-PAGE
SCRIPT IN A COUPLE HOURS.
318
00:13:27,969 --> 00:13:29,879
WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING
FROM THIS BOOK?
319
00:13:30,013 --> 00:13:31,793
I DON'T KNOW, EMILY.
320
00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:35,497
IT'S LIKE, WHEN I'M ONSTAGE
AND I'M--I'M IN WARDROBE
321
00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:37,624
AND I'M TELLING THE STORY,
IT HELPS ME REMEMBER IT.
322
00:13:37,756 --> 00:13:39,676
IT'S LIKE I'M LIVING IT.
323
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,979
MARCUS?
- MM-HMM.
324
00:13:44,106 --> 00:13:45,846
CAN YOU TURN THIS BOOK
INTO A SCRIPT FOR ME?
325
00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:47,146
UM, NO PROBLEM.
326
00:13:47,281 --> 00:13:49,421
BUT WORLD WAR I
IS GONNA NEED SOME JOKES.
327
00:13:49,543 --> 00:13:51,103
IT'S JUST FLAT.
328
00:13:53,022 --> 00:13:55,332
[device hissing]
329
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AND ACTION!
330
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WITH WIND AND SNOW,
THE CONDITIONS ARE TREACHEROUS.
331
00:14:01,547 --> 00:14:03,457
BUT I, GEORGE WASHINGTON,
AM HOPING
332
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THIS BATTLE WILL BE
AN IMPORTANT TURNING POINT
333
00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:08,593
AS WE LAND ON THE BANKS
OF TRENTON.
334
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:11,464
I'M COLD AND WET,
GENERAL WASHINGTON.
335
00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:12,645
LINE?
336
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,939
THAT WAS YOUR LINE.
337
00:14:14,073 --> 00:14:15,603
I WANT MORE.
338
00:14:15,726 --> 00:14:17,986
LIKE FATHER, LIKE DAUGHTER.
339
00:14:18,119 --> 00:14:19,159
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
NOW ACTION!
340
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,243
[device hissing]
341
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,211
WITH WIND AND SNOW,
342
00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:23,778
THE CONDITIONS ARE TREACHEROUS
343
00:14:23,903 --> 00:14:26,343
AS I, GEORGE WA--
344
00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:29,956
UH, SORRY, DAVID.
345
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,390
BUT IT'S THIS KIND OF REALISM
THAT'LL HELP YOU REMEMBER.
346
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,131
- ACTION!
- LET THE WOMEN VOTE!
347
00:14:43,259 --> 00:14:47,129
- IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!
- SERIOUSLY, DUDE!
348
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,570
PRESIDENT WOODROW WILSON,
349
00:14:49,697 --> 00:14:53,477
CONGRESS HAS RATIFIED
THE 19TH AMENDMENT.
350
00:14:53,611 --> 00:14:58,011
ON THIS DAY,
AUGUST 26, 1919,
351
00:14:58,134 --> 00:15:01,444
YOU LADIES WIN THE RIGHT TO VOTE
AFTER A 70-YEAR STRUGGLE.
352
00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:03,960
[cheering]
- YAY!
353
00:15:04,093 --> 00:15:05,663
NOW THAT IT'S DONE,
354
00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:09,230
GO FORTH AND NAME A BUNCH
OF HIGH SCHOOLS AFTER ME.
355
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,889
CONGRATULATIONS,
MR. ARMSTRONG.
356
00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:16,830
YOU ARE THE FIRST MAN
TO EVER LAND ON THE MOON.
357
00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:20,318
JULY 21, 1969--
358
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:22,878
ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,
359
00:15:23,013 --> 00:15:25,803
ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND.
360
00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:34,413
OH!
361
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,190
ABORT THE MISSION!
ABORT THE MISSION!
362
00:15:36,323 --> 00:15:37,853
IT'S OKAY.
363
00:15:37,976 --> 00:15:41,676
[applause]
364
00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:48,542
AND THE LAST QUESTION
FOR THE STUDENTS,
365
00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:51,286
MARLEY LUTON AND JOE HOBBS, IS...
366
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:54,776
WHAT ARE THE FIRST
TEN AMENDMENTS
367
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:55,976
TO THE CONSTITUTION CALLED?
368
00:15:56,113 --> 00:15:57,463
[buzzer sounds]
369
00:15:57,592 --> 00:15:59,682
OH, YEAH!
CHECK OUT MY BUZZER SKILLS!
370
00:15:59,811 --> 00:16:01,641
OOH, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
[buzzer sounds]
371
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:03,167
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
[buzzer sounds]
372
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:04,290
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
373
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,511
[buzzer sounds]
WHOO!
374
00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:07,329
HOW ABOUT YOU ANSWER
THE QUESTION, MR. HOBBS?
375
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,206
OH, YES,
THE, UH, BILL OF RIGHTS.
376
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:13,376
CORRECT.
[applause]
377
00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:16,121
DID YOU SEE THAT--
THE WAY SHE SAID "CORRECT"?
378
00:16:16,252 --> 00:16:17,512
THIS IS KILLING HER.
379
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,994
OH, YEAH, WE'VE GOT HER
ON THE ROPES.
380
00:16:20,122 --> 00:16:22,342
THE HOBBS ARE NOW GOING
INTO THE PARENT ROUND
381
00:16:22,472 --> 00:16:23,952
LEADING BY ONE.
382
00:16:24,081 --> 00:16:27,301
[cheers and applause]
383
00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:29,480
AND YOUR QUESTION--
384
00:16:29,604 --> 00:16:32,564
WHO BECAME
THE FIRST LEADER
385
00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:35,523
OF THE TUSKEGEE INSTITUTE
IN 1881?
386
00:16:35,651 --> 00:16:37,651
[buzzer sounds]
- BOOKER T. WASHINGTON.
387
00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:39,691
CORRECT.
388
00:16:39,826 --> 00:16:42,526
[buzzer sounds]
- MISSION SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO.
389
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,703
CORRECT.
390
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,088
[buzzer sounds]
- LEWIS AND CLARK.
391
00:16:45,219 --> 00:16:46,959
INCORRECT.
MR. LUTON?
392
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,490
13.
393
00:16:48,612 --> 00:16:50,042
- CORRECT.
- RIGHT.
394
00:16:52,439 --> 00:16:55,829
WHERE DID
THE CONTINENTAL SOLDIERS LAND
395
00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:57,402
AFTER CROSSING THE DELAWARE?
396
00:16:57,528 --> 00:16:59,528
[buzzer sounds]
397
00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:03,575
OH, NO.
398
00:17:03,705 --> 00:17:04,835
DAD, YOU KNOW THIS ONE.
399
00:17:04,966 --> 00:17:07,576
IT'S, UM, UH, UH, UH, UH, UM...
400
00:17:11,882 --> 00:17:14,102
OH, OH...
401
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:17,670
UH, WITH WIND AND SNOW,
THE CONDITIONS ARE TREACHEROUS,
402
00:17:17,797 --> 00:17:19,757
BUT I, GEORGE WASHINGTON,
AM HOPEFUL THAT THIS BATTLE
403
00:17:19,885 --> 00:17:21,275
WILL BE AN IMPORTANT
TURNING POINT
404
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,718
AS WE LAND ON THE BANKS
OF TRENTON.
405
00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:24,233
TRENTON!
[bell dings]
406
00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:25,755
- JUST IN TIME.
- OH!
407
00:17:25,887 --> 00:17:29,157
[cheers and applause]
408
00:17:30,628 --> 00:17:32,538
WHERE DID
THE WRIGHT BROTHERS'
409
00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:35,073
FIRST MOTORIZED FLIGHT
TAKE PLACE?
410
00:17:35,195 --> 00:17:36,675
[buzzer sounds]
411
00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:40,541
[imitates plane engine]
I, ORVILLE WRIGHT,
412
00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:43,676
ON DECEMBER 17, 1903,
FLEW FOR 12 SECONDS...
413
00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:45,467
MR. HOBBS, I NEED YOU TO COME
IN FOR A LANDING
414
00:17:45,591 --> 00:17:46,501
AND ANSWER THE QUESTION.
- FOR A DISTANCE
415
00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:48,984
OF 120 FEET IN KITTY HAWK,
NORTH CAROLINA.
416
00:17:49,114 --> 00:17:50,464
- CORRECT.
- OH!
417
00:17:50,593 --> 00:17:52,033
[cheers and applause]
- ALL RIGHT! YES!
418
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,598
WHOO!
419
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,424
AND WE'RE ALL TIED UP
FOR THE FINAL QUESTION.
420
00:17:57,552 --> 00:18:00,902
WHOEVER ANSWERS CORRECTLY
WILL BE THIS YEAR'S WINNER.
421
00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:03,381
DID YOU SEE THAT?
422
00:18:03,511 --> 00:18:07,341
SHE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN MY FACE
WHEN SHE SAID THE WORD "BE."
423
00:18:07,468 --> 00:18:10,688
"BE" THIS YEAR'S WINNER.
424
00:18:10,817 --> 00:18:14,387
WHO WAS THE LEADER
OF THE CONFEDERATE ARMY?
425
00:18:14,515 --> 00:18:16,515
[buzzer sounds]
- JEFFERSON DAVIS.
426
00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:19,346
MM, INCORRECT.
MR. HOBBS?
427
00:18:20,865 --> 00:18:22,385
THIS WASN'T IN YOUR SCRIPT!
428
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,258
I MAY HAVE SHORT-CHANGED
THE CONFEDERATE ARMY
429
00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:27,868
JUST A LITTLE IN MY PLAY.
430
00:18:27,998 --> 00:18:29,608
THE ONLY THING I KNOW
ABOUT THE CONFEDERATE ARMY
431
00:18:29,738 --> 00:18:32,618
IS I-I DID A GUEST SPOT
ON {\an8}THE DUKES OF HAZZARD
432
00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:35,219
WHERE I WAS IN THAT RED CAR
WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG
433
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,698
ON TOP CALLED THE GENERAL LEE.
434
00:18:37,828 --> 00:18:40,138
IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?
435
00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:41,473
- YES.
- CORRECT!
436
00:18:41,613 --> 00:18:43,303
OH!
[cheers and applause]
437
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,619
DAVID AND JOE HOBBS
438
00:18:45,744 --> 00:18:49,534
WIN THE SEVENTH ANNUAL
HISTORY BOWL!
439
00:18:50,442 --> 00:18:51,622
WE DID IT, DAD!
440
00:18:51,746 --> 00:18:54,096
YES, WE DID. CONGRATULATIONS.
441
00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:55,526
YOU'RE MORE AWESOME
THAN I EVER THOUGHT.
442
00:18:55,661 --> 00:18:57,711
WHY, BECAUSE I LEARNED
THE ANSWERS?
443
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,446
NO, BECAUSE WHEN I WAS SCARED,
I WANTED TO QUIT,
444
00:19:00,576 --> 00:19:02,886
BUT WHEN YOU WERE SCARED,
YOU REFUSED TO GIVE UP.
445
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,101
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE AWESOME.
446
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,450
AND ALSO, YOU'RE IN THE CIA.
447
00:19:08,536 --> 00:19:11,706
ALL RIGHT, JOE,
I'M NOT REALLY...
448
00:19:11,841 --> 00:19:14,111
PREPARED TO TALK
ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.
449
00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:15,404
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHO'S LISTENING.
450
00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:18,329
- OH, GOT IT.
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S GO.
451
00:19:18,453 --> 00:19:19,843
- OH, COME HERE, SWEETIE.
- OH! YES.
452
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:21,325
CONGRATULATIONS.
453
00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:22,584
- THANK YOU.
- NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO HIDE
454
00:19:22,715 --> 00:19:23,765
THEIR SECRET INTELLIGENCE
BETTER THAN YOU.
455
00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:25,410
YES.
456
00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:28,503
- CALL ME HOBBS, DAVID HOBBS.
- [laughs]
457
00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:34,071
WELL, WELL, WELL,
MRS. BRICKLEMAN,
458
00:19:34,197 --> 00:19:35,507
I'M SURE
YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME.
459
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,673
I COULD NEVER FORGET YOU, EMILY.
460
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:40,548
EVEN IF I TRIED, THE EMAILS
AND THE MONTHLY PHONE CALLS
461
00:19:40,678 --> 00:19:43,288
WOULD BE A SUBTLE REMINDER.
462
00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:46,379
MRS. BRICKLEMAN, I GOT ONE "B"
ALL THROUGH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,
463
00:19:46,507 --> 00:19:48,377
AND IT WAS IN YOUR CLASS!
464
00:19:48,508 --> 00:19:50,468
LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING, EMILY.
465
00:19:50,595 --> 00:19:52,295
HAVE YOU GOTTEN A "B" SINCE?
466
00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:55,382
- NOT ONE.
- SO I'VE DONE MY JOB.
467
00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:56,770
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
468
00:19:56,902 --> 00:20:00,252
EMILY, SOME STUDENTS
ARE EXCEPTIONALLY TALENTED,
469
00:20:00,381 --> 00:20:02,951
BUT THEY TAKE THAT FOR GRANTED
AND STOP WORKING HARD.
470
00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:06,689
I DIDN'T WANT THAT
TO HAPPEN TO YOU.
471
00:20:06,819 --> 00:20:09,389
SO I WAS RIGHT.
I DID DESERVE AN "A."
472
00:20:09,516 --> 00:20:11,656
I'M NOT CRAZY!
- [laughs]
473
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,387
THANK YOU, MRS. BRICKLEMAN.
474
00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,127
OH, YOU'RE NOT CRAZY, EMILY,
475
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,127
ALTHOUGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT IT.
476
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,868
I SENT A LETTER TO YOUR PARENTS
EXPLAINING EVERYTHING.
477
00:20:19,998 --> 00:20:22,088
- YOU DID?
- MM-HMM.
478
00:20:24,478 --> 00:20:27,138
EMILY'S GOT A LETTER FROM
HER TEACHER, MRS. BRICKLEMAN.
479
00:20:27,262 --> 00:20:29,872
IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT THAT "B"
THAT SHE'S SO UPSET ABOUT.
480
00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:31,092
OH!
481
00:20:31,219 --> 00:20:34,529
I'M ON THE COVER
OF {\an8}PEOPLE AGAIN.
482
00:20:34,656 --> 00:20:36,566
AMY!
[door closes]
483
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:40,320
LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!
IT LOOKS GREAT!
484
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:44,920
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