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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,878 - OKAY, NEXT QUESTION. - MM. 2 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:12,319 OKAY, OKAY. HERE WE GO. 3 00:00:12,444 --> 00:00:15,484 BUZZERS READY. "A PROCESS USED BY PLANTS 4 00:00:15,619 --> 00:00:18,449 TO CONVERT LIGHT ENERGY INTO CHEMICAL ENERGY IS..." 5 00:00:18,577 --> 00:00:20,797 [buzzer sounds] - THAT IS SO EASY. 6 00:00:20,925 --> 00:00:24,065 "CONVERTUS LIGHTUS ENERGIUS." 7 00:00:24,188 --> 00:00:25,708 AM I CLOSE? HMM? 8 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,230 NOT AT ALL-IUS. 9 00:00:27,363 --> 00:00:29,493 [imitates buzzer sounding] ELIMINATED! 10 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:33,495 YOU ARE NOT THE BRAIN TRUST. HIT THE FLOOR, GIRLFRIEND. 11 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:36,760 [buzzer sounds] 12 00:00:36,888 --> 00:00:37,758 GO, EMILY. 13 00:00:37,889 --> 00:00:39,849 DUH. IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIS. 14 00:00:39,976 --> 00:00:41,056 BOOYAH! 15 00:00:41,195 --> 00:00:43,325 ♪ U-G-L-Y, YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI ♪ 16 00:00:43,456 --> 00:00:46,416 ♪ YOU UGLY, YEAH, YEAH, YOU UGLY ♪ 17 00:00:46,544 --> 00:00:48,804 OKAY, FOLLOW-UP QUESTION-- "WHO WAS THE QUARTERBACK 18 00:00:48,936 --> 00:00:52,156 FOR THE 1969 SUPER BOWL CHAMPION NEW YORK JETS?" 19 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:55,556 OKAY, THE ONLY QUARTERBACK I KNOW 20 00:00:55,678 --> 00:00:58,028 IS FINN FROM {\an8}GLEE. 21 00:00:58,157 --> 00:01:00,547 [buzzer sounds] - UH, DUH. 22 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,160 THE ANSWER IS JOE WILLIE NAMATH. 23 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:04,820 RIGHT? BOOYAH! 24 00:01:04,942 --> 00:01:07,982 all: ♪ U-G-L-Y, YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI, YOU UGLY ♪ 25 00:01:08,118 --> 00:01:09,938 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YOU UGLY 26 00:01:10,075 --> 00:01:12,425 HIT THE FLOOR, GIRLFRIEND. 27 00:01:12,554 --> 00:01:15,474 AND NOW FOR THE TIEBREAKER BETWEEN DAVID AND JOE. 28 00:01:15,599 --> 00:01:16,689 HANDS ON BUZZERS. 29 00:01:16,817 --> 00:01:19,597 FINAL CATEGORY--HISTORY. - OH, GOSH. 30 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:21,641 I'VE NEVER BEATEN DAD BEFORE, EVER. 31 00:01:21,775 --> 00:01:23,865 OH, HE'S GOT THE BEST BUZZER SKILLS. 32 00:01:23,993 --> 00:01:26,123 WAIT. I SHOULD PROBABLY POOP FIRST. 33 00:01:26,255 --> 00:01:28,265 NO, I CAN HOLD IT. - GOOD. 34 00:01:28,387 --> 00:01:30,687 IF YOU'RE WRONG, WE ALL LOSE. 35 00:01:30,822 --> 00:01:34,612 "IN 1773, THE COLONISTS ENGAGED IN THE BOSTON TEA PARTY 36 00:01:34,737 --> 00:01:36,867 BECAUSE THE TEA ACT VIOLATED WHAT RIGHT?" 37 00:01:36,998 --> 00:01:39,478 [buzzer sounds] - UH, THE RIGHT TO... 38 00:01:39,608 --> 00:01:41,788 THROW YOUR TEA INTO THE HARBOR 39 00:01:41,913 --> 00:01:44,443 IN FAVOR OF A FROTHY LATTE! 40 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:45,387 - JANIE. - [imitates buzzer sounding] 41 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:47,003 WHAT? 42 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:48,663 [buzzer sounds] - THAT'S HILARIOUS, DAD. 43 00:01:48,785 --> 00:01:51,175 EVERYBODY KNOWS IT WAS NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION. 44 00:01:51,309 --> 00:01:52,569 - WHOO! - THAT'S RIGHT! 45 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,270 - YEAH! - AND THE WINNER OF THE FAMILY 46 00:01:54,397 --> 00:01:56,007 BRAIN TRUST GOES TO JOE! [scattered applause] 47 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:58,007 JOE, BABY! 48 00:01:58,138 --> 00:02:01,568 - YOU GET TO WEAR THE BRAIN. - THE BRAIN. 49 00:02:01,703 --> 00:02:05,143 - ALL RIGHT, GOOD STUFF. - AWESOME. 50 00:02:05,270 --> 00:02:06,140 THANKS FOR LETTING ME WIN, DAD. 51 00:02:06,271 --> 00:02:07,451 THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME OF YOU. 52 00:02:07,576 --> 00:02:08,926 YOU KNOW WHAT? 53 00:02:09,055 --> 00:02:10,575 SINCE WE'RE BOTH GREAT AT HISTORY, 54 00:02:10,707 --> 00:02:13,447 WE SHOULD SIGN UP FOR THE ANNUAL HISTORY BOWL AT SCHOOL. 55 00:02:13,578 --> 00:02:15,268 - WE SHOULD. - YES. 56 00:02:15,405 --> 00:02:16,625 WE'RE GONNA DOMINATE. 57 00:02:16,753 --> 00:02:18,063 I'M IN. 58 00:02:18,188 --> 00:02:21,148 - THIS IS SO AWESOME. - SO AWESOME. 59 00:02:22,538 --> 00:02:24,458 GET ME OUT OF THIS. 60 00:02:24,582 --> 00:02:26,062 I KNEW IT. YOU DIDN'T LET HIM WIN, DID YOU? 61 00:02:26,191 --> 00:02:27,191 AMY... 62 00:02:27,323 --> 00:02:31,583 "FROTHY LATTE" WAS MY REAL ANSWER. 63 00:02:31,715 --> 00:02:33,805 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HISTORY. 64 00:02:33,934 --> 00:02:35,024 - HEY, DAD? - YEAH? 65 00:02:35,152 --> 00:02:36,502 THANKS FOR TEAMING UP WITH ME. 66 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:38,590 NEXT WEEK WE'RE GONNA BE THE DYNAMIC DUO OF HISTORY, 67 00:02:38,718 --> 00:02:39,548 LIKE LEWIS AND CLARK. 68 00:02:39,675 --> 00:02:41,245 YOU GOT IT. 69 00:02:44,938 --> 00:02:48,298 WHO THE HELL'S LEWIS AND CLARK? 70 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:51,288 [upbeat music] 71 00:02:51,419 --> 00:02:59,119 ♪ 72 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:10,776 - HONEY, HELP ME OUT HERE. - WHAT? 73 00:03:10,904 --> 00:03:12,814 IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HISTORY, 74 00:03:12,949 --> 00:03:15,129 WHY'D YOU AGREE TO ENTER THE HISTORY BOWL? 75 00:03:15,254 --> 00:03:16,474 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? REALLY? 76 00:03:16,602 --> 00:03:18,342 I--YOU KNOW, IT'S A SAD DAY 77 00:03:18,472 --> 00:03:20,562 WHEN YOUR KID REALIZES YOU'RE NOT PERFECT, 78 00:03:20,691 --> 00:03:22,951 THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. 79 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:24,263 I REMEMBER THE DAY I LOST EMILY. - MM. 80 00:03:24,388 --> 00:03:25,738 I WAS DOING LONG DIVISION WITH HER, 81 00:03:25,867 --> 00:03:29,127 AND SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS A PRIMATE. 82 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:32,180 THAT'S THE LOOK, RIGHT THERE! 83 00:03:32,304 --> 00:03:35,094 OH, MAN. I NEED TO PRACTICE MY BUZZER SKILLS. 84 00:03:35,218 --> 00:03:37,128 DAD'S SO FIRED UP FOR THIS. I CAN'T LET HIM DOWN. 85 00:03:37,263 --> 00:03:38,873 I LET YOUR FATHER DOWN ONCE, JOE. 86 00:03:39,002 --> 00:03:40,092 AND TRUST ME, I WILL NEVER MISTAKE 87 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:44,400 1% FOR 2% MILK IN HIS LATTE AGAIN. 88 00:03:44,526 --> 00:03:46,786 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS, MAN! - OKAY, I'M READY. 89 00:03:46,918 --> 00:03:49,658 YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS AND TIME ME ON HOW FAST I HIT THE BUZZER. 90 00:03:49,789 --> 00:03:51,529 ALL RIGHT. 91 00:03:51,659 --> 00:03:53,619 "WHAT KIND OF MILK DOES YOUR FATHER PREFER IN HIS LATTE?" 92 00:03:53,747 --> 00:03:54,957 [buzzer sounds] - 2%! 93 00:03:55,096 --> 00:03:58,836 YOU WOULD THINK! BUT... 94 00:03:58,966 --> 00:04:01,876 JOE, WHAT'S MORE AWESOME THAN ME? 95 00:04:02,011 --> 00:04:02,971 [buzzer sounds] - NOTHING'S MORE AWESOME 96 00:04:03,099 --> 00:04:05,539 THAN YOU, DAVID. 97 00:04:05,664 --> 00:04:07,624 LISTEN, JOE, I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS 98 00:04:07,752 --> 00:04:08,712 TO THE CALTECH ROBOT WARS. 99 00:04:08,839 --> 00:04:10,139 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 100 00:04:10,276 --> 00:04:11,716 [buzzer sounds] - AWESOME! 101 00:04:11,841 --> 00:04:14,151 OKAY, BUT HERE'S THE PROBLEM. GOT ONE LITTLE PROBLEM. 102 00:04:14,277 --> 00:04:18,107 IT'S ON THE SAME NIGHT AS THE HISTORY BOWL, SO... 103 00:04:18,235 --> 00:04:20,015 SO... 104 00:04:20,148 --> 00:04:22,808 HISTORY BOWL IT IS. 105 00:04:22,932 --> 00:04:24,932 YES. 106 00:04:28,891 --> 00:04:30,591 I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD SAY THAT. 107 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,900 I CAN TELL BY THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE 108 00:04:35,023 --> 00:04:39,333 YOU DANGLED THE NERD CARROT, AND THE KID DIDN'T BITE. 109 00:04:39,461 --> 00:04:41,721 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 110 00:04:41,852 --> 00:04:44,292 I HAVE TO LEARN A THOUSAND YEARS OF HISTORY BY FRIDAY. 111 00:04:44,419 --> 00:04:46,249 IF NOT, I'M GONNA EMBARRASS MYSELF AND MY SON... 112 00:04:46,376 --> 00:04:49,376 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, MYSELF. 113 00:04:49,507 --> 00:04:52,247 HONEY, IT'S ONLY BEEN, WHAT, ABOUT 400 YEARS 114 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:54,689 SINCE THE PILGRIMS LANDED ON PLYMOUTH ROCK? 115 00:04:54,814 --> 00:04:57,334 WAIT. THOSE ARE THE THANKSGIVING GUYS, RIGHT? 116 00:04:57,468 --> 00:04:58,808 AW. 117 00:04:58,946 --> 00:05:02,476 SEE, MY LITTLE CHICKEN KNOWS SOMETHING, RIGHT? 118 00:05:02,599 --> 00:05:05,129 HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE REFRESHER COURSE. 119 00:05:05,253 --> 00:05:06,903 WHAT SHOULD I DO-- WATCH THE HISTORY CHANNEL? 120 00:05:07,036 --> 00:05:08,556 YOU KNOW, I TRIED DOING THAT, HONEY. 121 00:05:08,689 --> 00:05:12,569 SERIOUSLY, THERE WASN'T A LAUGH TO BE FOUND. 122 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:14,520 I WAS SUGGESTING YOU READ A HISTORY BOOK. 123 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,428 [laughing] 124 00:05:17,562 --> 00:05:20,262 WHAT, YOU'RE SERIOUS? 125 00:05:20,390 --> 00:05:21,830 REALLY? 126 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:23,825 IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH THAT I'M GONNA EMBARRASS MY SON, 127 00:05:23,955 --> 00:05:26,135 NOW YOU WANT ME TO READ? 128 00:05:26,261 --> 00:05:28,561 MY GOD, WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END? 129 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,746 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE HIM A FROTHY LATTE? 130 00:05:30,871 --> 00:05:32,871 [laughs] 131 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:39,490 KEVIN, DON'T EVER TAKE ME TO THAT GODFORSAKEN PLACE AGAIN. 132 00:05:39,614 --> 00:05:42,744 I MEAN IT. I FORGOT HOW MUCH IT FREAKS ME OUT. 133 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,486 IT WAS SO QUIET TOO. 134 00:05:44,616 --> 00:05:47,496 I MEAN, EVERY TIME YOU WOULD SPEAK, PEOPLE WOULD GO... 135 00:05:49,575 --> 00:05:51,885 I-I PROMISE, DAVID. 136 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:54,800 I WILL NEVER TAKE YOU TO THE LIBRARY AGAIN. 137 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:58,280 AND, SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BOOKS? 138 00:05:58,404 --> 00:06:01,584 WHAT, DO THEY COLLECT THEM? ARE THEY HOARDING THEM? 139 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,189 AND, YOU KNOW, TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, 140 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,449 THEY WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE MY CREDIT CARD. 141 00:06:05,581 --> 00:06:06,581 IT'S ON THE HONOR SYSTEM. 142 00:06:06,711 --> 00:06:08,061 ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS HISTORY BOOK, 143 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:09,110 YOU BRING IT BACK. 144 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:11,715 BACK? I'M NOT GOING BACK. 145 00:06:13,671 --> 00:06:14,971 - HEY, DAD. - HEY. 146 00:06:15,106 --> 00:06:17,026 YOU GOT TO CHECK OUT THIS HISTORY CHANNEL SPECIAL. 147 00:06:17,151 --> 00:06:18,761 IT'S ABOUT THE WAR OF 1812. 148 00:06:18,890 --> 00:06:21,540 THE WAR OF 1812... 149 00:06:24,327 --> 00:06:27,457 WHICH TOOK PLACE IN... HUH, 1812. 150 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,470 OH, HEY, LOOK, LEWIS AND CLARK. 151 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:36,426 - WHAT'S THAT BIG BOOK? - UH... 152 00:06:36,549 --> 00:06:38,199 PHONE BOOK. 153 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:41,033 WHAT'S A PHONE BOOK? 154 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,990 CAN I SEE IT? - UH... 155 00:06:43,117 --> 00:06:45,377 NO, JOE, YOU CAN'T. 156 00:06:45,509 --> 00:06:49,129 SEE, ACTUALLY, IT'S-- IT'S NOT A PHONE BOOK. 157 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:51,200 IT'S A... 158 00:06:51,338 --> 00:06:54,818 IT'S A SECRET MANIFEST. 159 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:58,168 SEE, I'M A--I'M A SECRET AGENT FOR THE GOVERNMENT. 160 00:06:58,297 --> 00:06:59,557 NO WAY. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 161 00:06:59,689 --> 00:07:02,129 NO, I'M NOT KIDDING YOU, AND YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE. 162 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,605 OH, WOW. I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU 163 00:07:03,733 --> 00:07:05,213 UNTIL YOU SAID I CAN'T TELL ANYONE. 164 00:07:05,343 --> 00:07:06,733 THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT A SPY WOULD SAY. 165 00:07:06,865 --> 00:07:08,395 I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. 166 00:07:08,518 --> 00:07:10,338 NO, UH, JOE, I CAN'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS... 167 00:07:10,475 --> 00:07:12,135 ESPECIALLY ONES ABOUT HISTORY. 168 00:07:12,259 --> 00:07:13,519 OKAY, I NEED TO LEAVE THE ROOM, 169 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:17,090 OTHERWISE I WON'T BE ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF. 170 00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:19,527 - HI, GUYS. - OKAY, WHAT WAS THAT? 171 00:07:19,652 --> 00:07:21,522 YOU ARE NOT A GOVERNMENT AGENT. 172 00:07:21,653 --> 00:07:23,433 I WENT TO THE LIBRARY AND GOT A HISTORY BOOK. 173 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:26,007 ENOUGH WITH THE LIES, DAD. 174 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:28,353 HOLD ON. HE'S GOT A BOOK. 175 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,752 HIS EYES ARE GLAZED OVER. 176 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:34,045 [gasps] I THINK YOUR FATHER ACTUALLY DID GO TO THE LIBRARY. 177 00:07:34,181 --> 00:07:35,231 [gasps] 178 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:36,395 AND IF I HAVE ANY CHANCE 179 00:07:36,529 --> 00:07:38,449 OF HELPING JOE WIN THIS HISTORY BOWL, 180 00:07:38,573 --> 00:07:40,443 YOU'VE GOT TO TEACH ME HOW TO USE THIS THING. 181 00:07:40,574 --> 00:07:42,364 IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK, DAD. 182 00:07:42,487 --> 00:07:44,227 I JUST FOUND OUT WHO'S RUNNING THE HISTORY BOWL-- 183 00:07:44,358 --> 00:07:46,658 THE WOMAN WHO TRIED TO RUIN MY LIFE, 184 00:07:46,794 --> 00:07:48,054 MY FIFTH-GRADE TEACHER... 185 00:07:48,186 --> 00:07:50,146 all: MRS. BRICKLEMAN. 186 00:07:50,274 --> 00:07:51,364 SHE WAS THE ONLY TEACHER 187 00:07:51,491 --> 00:07:52,881 WHO GAVE ME A "B," EVEN THOUGH I... 188 00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:55,923 all: SO DESERVED AN "A"! 189 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:57,358 I WAS WRONGED! 190 00:07:57,493 --> 00:08:00,283 [laughs] EMILY, EVERYONE CONSIDERS MRS. BRICKLEMAN 191 00:08:00,407 --> 00:08:02,537 TO BE A FANTASTIC TEACHER. 192 00:08:02,669 --> 00:08:04,149 WELL, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S GOT YOU ALL FOOLED. 193 00:08:04,279 --> 00:08:06,109 REMEMBER THIS? 194 00:08:08,542 --> 00:08:09,972 THIS IS YOUR FIFTH-GRADE REPORT CARD. 195 00:08:10,107 --> 00:08:12,847 SEE THE "B"? IT'S RIGHT THERE! 196 00:08:12,978 --> 00:08:16,368 IT ALSO SAYS THAT YOU'RE A PLEASURE TO HAVE IN CLASS. 197 00:08:16,501 --> 00:08:19,721 YEAH, BECAUSE SHE TOOK GREAT PLEASURE IN GIVING ME A "B." 198 00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:23,460 I THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE PARANOID, SWEETHEART. 199 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,730 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK THE TRUTH TELLER IS CRAZY, 200 00:08:25,852 --> 00:08:27,982 BUT REALLY, THEY END UP BEING THE TELLERS OF THE TRUTH! 201 00:08:28,114 --> 00:08:30,294 [chuckles] WHO'S PARANOID NOW-- YOU OR ME, HMM? 202 00:08:32,899 --> 00:08:36,339 YOU'RE GONNA SAY ME, AREN'T YOU? 203 00:08:36,465 --> 00:08:39,425 - SHE'S ALL YOURS, DAVID. - YEAH. 204 00:08:39,554 --> 00:08:42,724 SWEETIE, I-I, UM... I BELIEVE YOU. 205 00:08:42,858 --> 00:08:45,478 YEAH? 206 00:08:45,599 --> 00:08:48,819 BUT YOU--YOU STILL GOT TO HELP ME WITH HISTORY, OKAY? 207 00:08:48,948 --> 00:08:50,298 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. YOU TAKE THE BOOK, 208 00:08:50,427 --> 00:08:52,687 GO INTO LOCKDOWN MODE-- NO INTERRUPTIONS. 209 00:08:52,819 --> 00:08:54,479 TEXT ME AFTER EACH CHAPTER. I WILL COME QUIZ YOU. 210 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,342 - ALL RIGHT, I'M ON IT! - UH, DAD? 211 00:08:56,473 --> 00:08:57,513 - YEAH? - THE BOOK. 212 00:08:57,647 --> 00:08:59,347 RIGHT. 213 00:09:01,301 --> 00:09:03,471 DAVID, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU 214 00:09:03,606 --> 00:09:07,746 FOR BUCKLING DOWN TO LEARN THE MATERIAL. 215 00:09:07,868 --> 00:09:09,088 DAVID. - AAH! 216 00:09:09,217 --> 00:09:09,867 - AAH! - OH, MY GOD! 217 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,260 OH. 218 00:09:11,392 --> 00:09:13,432 PAGE ONE-- HISTORY'S MY THING HERE. 219 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:15,827 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ASLEEP? 220 00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:17,658 THIS HISTORY THING IS BRUTAL. 221 00:09:17,785 --> 00:09:19,925 AND AT THE RATE I'M GOING, IT'S GONNA TAKE ME FOUR YEARS. 222 00:09:20,047 --> 00:09:21,867 AND BY THEN, THERE WILL BE EVEN MORE HISTORY TO REMEMBER. 223 00:09:22,004 --> 00:09:24,444 IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE. 224 00:09:24,571 --> 00:09:26,571 OKAY, HONEY, HONEY, 225 00:09:26,702 --> 00:09:28,882 YOU'VE GOT TO FOCUS. 226 00:09:29,007 --> 00:09:31,317 WILL YOU READ IT TO ME? 227 00:09:31,443 --> 00:09:34,093 FINE. 228 00:09:34,227 --> 00:09:36,627 - WHILE I TAKE A BATH? - [chuckles] 229 00:09:36,749 --> 00:09:38,399 NOT A CHANCE. 230 00:09:38,532 --> 00:09:41,412 - WHILE YOU TAKE A BATH? - CHAPTER ONE... 231 00:09:51,146 --> 00:09:53,626 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 232 00:09:53,756 --> 00:09:55,926 OH, IT'S THE NEXT STEP TO MY HISTORY BOWL TRAINING-- 233 00:09:56,061 --> 00:09:57,851 INTIMIDATING THE OPPONENT. 234 00:09:57,974 --> 00:10:00,404 HOW'S THIS FOR A SCARY STARE-DOWN? 235 00:10:03,281 --> 00:10:05,451 HILARIOUS. 236 00:10:05,587 --> 00:10:07,547 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON THAT FACE. 237 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:10,464 TRY THIS. 238 00:10:10,589 --> 00:10:12,719 OKAY, I'M SORRY. I ATE YOUR FANCY YOGURT. 239 00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:15,380 I PROMISE I'LL BUY YOU SOME MORE. 240 00:10:15,504 --> 00:10:17,504 JOE, YOU GOT TO GET YOURSELF TOGETHER. 241 00:10:17,634 --> 00:10:19,594 THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOGURT. 242 00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:21,072 THE ENTIRE REPUTATION OF THE HOBBS FAMILY 243 00:10:21,201 --> 00:10:23,331 LIES ON YOUR SHOULDERS. 244 00:10:23,463 --> 00:10:27,603 IF YOU CRUMBLE JUST BECAUSE I DO THIS... 245 00:10:27,725 --> 00:10:30,725 OKAY, I READ YOUR DIARY. 246 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,122 I DON'T HAVE A DIARY. 247 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:37,870 I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE SO SCARY, I'LL CONFESS TO ANYTHING. 248 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:39,380 WE'RE DOOMED. 249 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:42,253 BRICKLEMAN IS GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE. 250 00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:44,253 BUT GOOD LUCK, AND HAVE FUN OUT THERE! 251 00:10:44,384 --> 00:10:45,474 YEAH. 252 00:10:49,995 --> 00:10:51,125 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 253 00:10:51,257 --> 00:10:52,517 - HEY, HERE WE GO! - PAGE ONE! 254 00:10:52,648 --> 00:10:54,388 STARTING NOW. 255 00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:57,389 - REALLY, MOM? - OH, HONEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 256 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,610 YOUR DAD FELL ASLEEP, AND HE DRAGGED ME DOWN WITH HIM. 257 00:10:59,738 --> 00:11:01,738 OH, HONEY, IT'S AMAZING. IT'S AMAZING. 258 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,309 IT'S LIKE MY BRAIN IS ALLERGIC TO THIS MATERIAL. 259 00:11:03,435 --> 00:11:04,475 MM. 260 00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:06,480 HOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN THIS TO JOE? 261 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:07,920 - DAD, YOU IN THERE? - YEAH! 262 00:11:08,045 --> 00:11:09,565 JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH. HE'LL BE OKAY. 263 00:11:09,698 --> 00:11:10,708 YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 264 00:11:10,829 --> 00:11:11,779 YOU GOT A MINUTE? 265 00:11:11,916 --> 00:11:13,706 SURE. WHAT'S UP? 266 00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:15,270 I KNOW HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO YOU, 267 00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:17,566 BUT I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS HISTORY BOWL THING. 268 00:11:17,702 --> 00:11:18,922 WHAT IF I CHOKE? 269 00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:20,970 WHAT IF I CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE? 270 00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:22,964 I FEEL LIKE QUITTING. 271 00:11:23,094 --> 00:11:25,094 I UNDERSTAND. 272 00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:29,318 IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST, JOE. 273 00:11:31,097 --> 00:11:34,007 GOOD TALK, SON. 274 00:11:34,143 --> 00:11:36,803 I DO FEEL BETTER. 275 00:11:40,927 --> 00:11:42,587 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY WITH ME QUITTING THE HISTORY BOWL. 276 00:11:42,711 --> 00:11:44,451 I REALLY THOUGHT YOU'D BE DISAPPOINTED. 277 00:11:44,581 --> 00:11:45,751 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, JOE. 278 00:11:45,886 --> 00:11:47,806 I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO KICKING SOME 279 00:11:47,930 --> 00:11:50,580 FIFTH-GRADER PARENT BUTT. 280 00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:52,104 BUT WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT? 281 00:11:52,236 --> 00:11:53,586 YEAH. I FEEL MUCH BETTER 282 00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:55,676 AVOIDING THIS CHALLENGE AND TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT. 283 00:11:55,803 --> 00:11:57,493 ALL RIGHT. 284 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,028 - DAD? - YEAH? 285 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:03,463 I THINK YOU JUST TAUGHT HIM THAT QUITTING WAS OKAY, 286 00:12:03,588 --> 00:12:06,068 AND I DON'T THINK PARENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. 287 00:12:06,198 --> 00:12:08,678 [sighs] YEAH, I KNOW, IT'S THE RULE. 288 00:12:08,808 --> 00:12:10,248 JOE, COME BACK HERE! 289 00:12:10,374 --> 00:12:11,674 YEAH, DAD? 290 00:12:11,809 --> 00:12:14,029 WE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE. 291 00:12:14,158 --> 00:12:16,858 TRY NOT TO FALL ASLEEP. 292 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,729 JOE, SIT DOWN. 293 00:12:20,856 --> 00:12:23,206 LISTEN, WE CAN'T QUIT. - WHY NOT? YOU SAID WE COULD. 294 00:12:23,335 --> 00:12:25,075 I-I KNOW I SAID THAT, BUT WE CAN'T QUIT, JOE, 295 00:12:25,205 --> 00:12:27,905 BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU, AND--AND--AND... 296 00:12:28,032 --> 00:12:29,992 I'M SCARED TOO. 297 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,470 NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 298 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,820 NO, I WISH I WAS. 299 00:12:33,948 --> 00:12:36,818 JOE, I-I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HISTORY, 300 00:12:36,949 --> 00:12:38,339 AND I NEVER HAVE. 301 00:12:38,472 --> 00:12:39,652 OH, MAN. 302 00:12:39,776 --> 00:12:41,776 "FROTHY LATTE" WAS YOUR REAL ANSWER? 303 00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:46,607 WE ARE SO TOAST AT THE HISTORY BOWL. 304 00:12:46,736 --> 00:12:49,306 NO, WE'RE NOT. WE'RE NOT TOAST, JOE. 305 00:12:49,432 --> 00:12:50,602 WE'RE HOBBS. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS. 306 00:12:50,738 --> 00:12:52,478 WE'RE GONNA GO TO THAT HISTORY BOWL, 307 00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:54,697 AND WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM WHAT WE'RE MADE OF! 308 00:12:54,826 --> 00:12:58,086 UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO THE CALTECH ROBOT WARS. 309 00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:05,443 "THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WAS A GIFT 310 00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:07,259 TO THE UNITED STATES FROM..." 311 00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:09,006 [groaning] LET ME THINK. 312 00:13:09,135 --> 00:13:10,835 UM, IT WAS, UM... 313 00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:18,093 FRANK. FRANCE! 314 00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:22,056 DAD, BRICKLEMAN'S NOT GONNA LET YOU USE CRIB NOTES 315 00:13:22,184 --> 00:13:22,964 AT THE HISTORY BOWL! 316 00:13:23,098 --> 00:13:24,838 I DON'T GET IT. 317 00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:27,838 I'VE SEEN YOU MEMORIZE A 50-PAGE SCRIPT IN A COUPLE HOURS. 318 00:13:27,969 --> 00:13:29,879 WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING FROM THIS BOOK? 319 00:13:30,013 --> 00:13:31,793 I DON'T KNOW, EMILY. 320 00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:35,497 IT'S LIKE, WHEN I'M ONSTAGE AND I'M--I'M IN WARDROBE 321 00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:37,624 AND I'M TELLING THE STORY, IT HELPS ME REMEMBER IT. 322 00:13:37,756 --> 00:13:39,676 IT'S LIKE I'M LIVING IT. 323 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,979 MARCUS? - MM-HMM. 324 00:13:44,106 --> 00:13:45,846 CAN YOU TURN THIS BOOK INTO A SCRIPT FOR ME? 325 00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:47,146 UM, NO PROBLEM. 326 00:13:47,281 --> 00:13:49,421 BUT WORLD WAR I IS GONNA NEED SOME JOKES. 327 00:13:49,543 --> 00:13:51,103 IT'S JUST FLAT. 328 00:13:53,022 --> 00:13:55,332 [device hissing] 329 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:59,068 AND ACTION! 330 00:13:59,199 --> 00:14:01,419 WITH WIND AND SNOW, THE CONDITIONS ARE TREACHEROUS. 331 00:14:01,547 --> 00:14:03,457 BUT I, GEORGE WASHINGTON, AM HOPING 332 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,862 THIS BATTLE WILL BE AN IMPORTANT TURNING POINT 333 00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:08,593 AS WE LAND ON THE BANKS OF TRENTON. 334 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:11,464 I'M COLD AND WET, GENERAL WASHINGTON. 335 00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:12,645 LINE? 336 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,939 THAT WAS YOUR LINE. 337 00:14:14,073 --> 00:14:15,603 I WANT MORE. 338 00:14:15,726 --> 00:14:17,986 LIKE FATHER, LIKE DAUGHTER. 339 00:14:18,119 --> 00:14:19,159 LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. NOW ACTION! 340 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,243 [device hissing] 341 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,211 WITH WIND AND SNOW, 342 00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:23,778 THE CONDITIONS ARE TREACHEROUS 343 00:14:23,903 --> 00:14:26,343 AS I, GEORGE WA-- 344 00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:29,956 UH, SORRY, DAVID. 345 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,390 BUT IT'S THIS KIND OF REALISM THAT'LL HELP YOU REMEMBER. 346 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,131 - ACTION! - LET THE WOMEN VOTE! 347 00:14:43,259 --> 00:14:47,129 - IT'S BEEN TOO LONG! - SERIOUSLY, DUDE! 348 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,570 PRESIDENT WOODROW WILSON, 349 00:14:49,697 --> 00:14:53,477 CONGRESS HAS RATIFIED THE 19TH AMENDMENT. 350 00:14:53,611 --> 00:14:58,011 ON THIS DAY, AUGUST 26, 1919, 351 00:14:58,134 --> 00:15:01,444 YOU LADIES WIN THE RIGHT TO VOTE AFTER A 70-YEAR STRUGGLE. 352 00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:03,960 [cheering] - YAY! 353 00:15:04,093 --> 00:15:05,663 NOW THAT IT'S DONE, 354 00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:09,230 GO FORTH AND NAME A BUNCH OF HIGH SCHOOLS AFTER ME. 355 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,889 CONGRATULATIONS, MR. ARMSTRONG. 356 00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:16,830 YOU ARE THE FIRST MAN TO EVER LAND ON THE MOON. 357 00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:20,318 JULY 21, 1969-- 358 00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:22,878 ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, 359 00:15:23,013 --> 00:15:25,803 ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND. 360 00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:34,413 OH! 361 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,190 ABORT THE MISSION! ABORT THE MISSION! 362 00:15:36,323 --> 00:15:37,853 IT'S OKAY. 363 00:15:37,976 --> 00:15:41,676 [applause] 364 00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:48,542 AND THE LAST QUESTION FOR THE STUDENTS, 365 00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:51,286 MARLEY LUTON AND JOE HOBBS, IS... 366 00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:54,776 WHAT ARE THE FIRST TEN AMENDMENTS 367 00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:55,976 TO THE CONSTITUTION CALLED? 368 00:15:56,113 --> 00:15:57,463 [buzzer sounds] 369 00:15:57,592 --> 00:15:59,682 OH, YEAH! CHECK OUT MY BUZZER SKILLS! 370 00:15:59,811 --> 00:16:01,641 OOH, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? [buzzer sounds] 371 00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:03,167 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? [buzzer sounds] 372 00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:04,290 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 373 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,511 [buzzer sounds] WHOO! 374 00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:07,329 HOW ABOUT YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION, MR. HOBBS? 375 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,206 OH, YES, THE, UH, BILL OF RIGHTS. 376 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:13,376 CORRECT. [applause] 377 00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:16,121 DID YOU SEE THAT-- THE WAY SHE SAID "CORRECT"? 378 00:16:16,252 --> 00:16:17,512 THIS IS KILLING HER. 379 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,994 OH, YEAH, WE'VE GOT HER ON THE ROPES. 380 00:16:20,122 --> 00:16:22,342 THE HOBBS ARE NOW GOING INTO THE PARENT ROUND 381 00:16:22,472 --> 00:16:23,952 LEADING BY ONE. 382 00:16:24,081 --> 00:16:27,301 [cheers and applause] 383 00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:29,480 AND YOUR QUESTION-- 384 00:16:29,604 --> 00:16:32,564 WHO BECAME THE FIRST LEADER 385 00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:35,523 OF THE TUSKEGEE INSTITUTE IN 1881? 386 00:16:35,651 --> 00:16:37,651 [buzzer sounds] - BOOKER T. WASHINGTON. 387 00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:39,691 CORRECT. 388 00:16:39,826 --> 00:16:42,526 [buzzer sounds] - MISSION SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO. 389 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,703 CORRECT. 390 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,088 [buzzer sounds] - LEWIS AND CLARK. 391 00:16:45,219 --> 00:16:46,959 INCORRECT. MR. LUTON? 392 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,490 13. 393 00:16:48,612 --> 00:16:50,042 - CORRECT. - RIGHT. 394 00:16:52,439 --> 00:16:55,829 WHERE DID THE CONTINENTAL SOLDIERS LAND 395 00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:57,402 AFTER CROSSING THE DELAWARE? 396 00:16:57,528 --> 00:16:59,528 [buzzer sounds] 397 00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:03,575 OH, NO. 398 00:17:03,705 --> 00:17:04,835 DAD, YOU KNOW THIS ONE. 399 00:17:04,966 --> 00:17:07,576 IT'S, UM, UH, UH, UH, UH, UM... 400 00:17:11,882 --> 00:17:14,102 OH, OH... 401 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:17,670 UH, WITH WIND AND SNOW, THE CONDITIONS ARE TREACHEROUS, 402 00:17:17,797 --> 00:17:19,757 BUT I, GEORGE WASHINGTON, AM HOPEFUL THAT THIS BATTLE 403 00:17:19,885 --> 00:17:21,275 WILL BE AN IMPORTANT TURNING POINT 404 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,718 AS WE LAND ON THE BANKS OF TRENTON. 405 00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:24,233 TRENTON! [bell dings] 406 00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:25,755 - JUST IN TIME. - OH! 407 00:17:25,887 --> 00:17:29,157 [cheers and applause] 408 00:17:30,628 --> 00:17:32,538 WHERE DID THE WRIGHT BROTHERS' 409 00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:35,073 FIRST MOTORIZED FLIGHT TAKE PLACE? 410 00:17:35,195 --> 00:17:36,675 [buzzer sounds] 411 00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:40,541 [imitates plane engine] I, ORVILLE WRIGHT, 412 00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:43,676 ON DECEMBER 17, 1903, FLEW FOR 12 SECONDS... 413 00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:45,467 MR. HOBBS, I NEED YOU TO COME IN FOR A LANDING 414 00:17:45,591 --> 00:17:46,501 AND ANSWER THE QUESTION. - FOR A DISTANCE 415 00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:48,984 OF 120 FEET IN KITTY HAWK, NORTH CAROLINA. 416 00:17:49,114 --> 00:17:50,464 - CORRECT. - OH! 417 00:17:50,593 --> 00:17:52,033 [cheers and applause] - ALL RIGHT! YES! 418 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,598 WHOO! 419 00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,424 AND WE'RE ALL TIED UP FOR THE FINAL QUESTION. 420 00:17:57,552 --> 00:18:00,902 WHOEVER ANSWERS CORRECTLY WILL BE THIS YEAR'S WINNER. 421 00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:03,381 DID YOU SEE THAT? 422 00:18:03,511 --> 00:18:07,341 SHE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN MY FACE WHEN SHE SAID THE WORD "BE." 423 00:18:07,468 --> 00:18:10,688 "BE" THIS YEAR'S WINNER. 424 00:18:10,817 --> 00:18:14,387 WHO WAS THE LEADER OF THE CONFEDERATE ARMY? 425 00:18:14,515 --> 00:18:16,515 [buzzer sounds] - JEFFERSON DAVIS. 426 00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:19,346 MM, INCORRECT. MR. HOBBS? 427 00:18:20,865 --> 00:18:22,385 THIS WASN'T IN YOUR SCRIPT! 428 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,258 I MAY HAVE SHORT-CHANGED THE CONFEDERATE ARMY 429 00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:27,868 JUST A LITTLE IN MY PLAY. 430 00:18:27,998 --> 00:18:29,608 THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT THE CONFEDERATE ARMY 431 00:18:29,738 --> 00:18:32,618 IS I-I DID A GUEST SPOT ON {\an8}THE DUKES OF HAZZARD 432 00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:35,219 WHERE I WAS IN THAT RED CAR WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG 433 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,698 ON TOP CALLED THE GENERAL LEE. 434 00:18:37,828 --> 00:18:40,138 IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER? 435 00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:41,473 - YES. - CORRECT! 436 00:18:41,613 --> 00:18:43,303 OH! [cheers and applause] 437 00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,619 DAVID AND JOE HOBBS 438 00:18:45,744 --> 00:18:49,534 WIN THE SEVENTH ANNUAL HISTORY BOWL! 439 00:18:50,442 --> 00:18:51,622 WE DID IT, DAD! 440 00:18:51,746 --> 00:18:54,096 YES, WE DID. CONGRATULATIONS. 441 00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:55,526 YOU'RE MORE AWESOME THAN I EVER THOUGHT. 442 00:18:55,661 --> 00:18:57,711 WHY, BECAUSE I LEARNED THE ANSWERS? 443 00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,446 NO, BECAUSE WHEN I WAS SCARED, I WANTED TO QUIT, 444 00:19:00,576 --> 00:19:02,886 BUT WHEN YOU WERE SCARED, YOU REFUSED TO GIVE UP. 445 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,101 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE AWESOME. 446 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,450 AND ALSO, YOU'RE IN THE CIA. 447 00:19:08,536 --> 00:19:11,706 ALL RIGHT, JOE, I'M NOT REALLY... 448 00:19:11,841 --> 00:19:14,111 PREPARED TO TALK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW. 449 00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:15,404 YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'S LISTENING. 450 00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:18,329 - OH, GOT IT. - ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S GO. 451 00:19:18,453 --> 00:19:19,843 - OH, COME HERE, SWEETIE. - OH! YES. 452 00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:21,325 CONGRATULATIONS. 453 00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:22,584 - THANK YOU. - NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO HIDE 454 00:19:22,715 --> 00:19:23,765 THEIR SECRET INTELLIGENCE BETTER THAN YOU. 455 00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:25,410 YES. 456 00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:28,503 - CALL ME HOBBS, DAVID HOBBS. - [laughs] 457 00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:34,071 WELL, WELL, WELL, MRS. BRICKLEMAN, 458 00:19:34,197 --> 00:19:35,507 I'M SURE YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME. 459 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,673 I COULD NEVER FORGET YOU, EMILY. 460 00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:40,548 EVEN IF I TRIED, THE EMAILS AND THE MONTHLY PHONE CALLS 461 00:19:40,678 --> 00:19:43,288 WOULD BE A SUBTLE REMINDER. 462 00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:46,379 MRS. BRICKLEMAN, I GOT ONE "B" ALL THROUGH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, 463 00:19:46,507 --> 00:19:48,377 AND IT WAS IN YOUR CLASS! 464 00:19:48,508 --> 00:19:50,468 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, EMILY. 465 00:19:50,595 --> 00:19:52,295 HAVE YOU GOTTEN A "B" SINCE? 466 00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:55,382 - NOT ONE. - SO I'VE DONE MY JOB. 467 00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:56,770 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 468 00:19:56,902 --> 00:20:00,252 EMILY, SOME STUDENTS ARE EXCEPTIONALLY TALENTED, 469 00:20:00,381 --> 00:20:02,951 BUT THEY TAKE THAT FOR GRANTED AND STOP WORKING HARD. 470 00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:06,689 I DIDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO YOU. 471 00:20:06,819 --> 00:20:09,389 SO I WAS RIGHT. I DID DESERVE AN "A." 472 00:20:09,516 --> 00:20:11,656 I'M NOT CRAZY! - [laughs] 473 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,387 THANK YOU, MRS. BRICKLEMAN. 474 00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,127 OH, YOU'RE NOT CRAZY, EMILY, 475 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,127 ALTHOUGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT IT. 476 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,868 I SENT A LETTER TO YOUR PARENTS EXPLAINING EVERYTHING. 477 00:20:19,998 --> 00:20:22,088 - YOU DID? - MM-HMM. 478 00:20:24,478 --> 00:20:27,138 EMILY'S GOT A LETTER FROM HER TEACHER, MRS. BRICKLEMAN. 479 00:20:27,262 --> 00:20:29,872 IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT THAT "B" THAT SHE'S SO UPSET ABOUT. 480 00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:31,092 OH! 481 00:20:31,219 --> 00:20:34,529 I'M ON THE COVER OF {\an8}PEOPLE AGAIN. 482 00:20:34,656 --> 00:20:36,566 AMY! [door closes] 483 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:40,320 LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! IT LOOKS GREAT! 484 00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:44,920 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34880

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