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HA! 12 00:00:37,352 --> 00:00:39,652 AN OLDER BOY WITH A CAR ASKED YOU ON A DATE!" 13 00:00:39,786 --> 00:00:42,796 [mimics crowd cheering] 14 00:00:42,916 --> 00:00:44,046 I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. 15 00:00:44,177 --> 00:00:45,877 YOU ARE COOL. 16 00:00:46,003 --> 00:00:48,693 BUT YOU KNOW WHO, UH, MIGHT NOT BE SO COOL-- 17 00:00:48,828 --> 00:00:51,448 AND I SAY THIS, UH, ONE COOL CHICK TO ANOTHER-- 18 00:00:51,567 --> 00:00:53,127 IS YOUR FATHER. 19 00:00:53,263 --> 00:00:54,923 SO, YOU MIGHT WANT TO RUN THIS BY HIM. 20 00:00:55,045 --> 00:00:56,525 GOOD IDEA. I'M GOING IN. 21 00:00:56,653 --> 00:00:57,823 COVER ME. 22 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:58,878 GOTCHA. 23 00:00:59,001 --> 00:01:02,351 DAD! 24 00:01:02,478 --> 00:01:04,178 HEY, DADDY. MATTHEW PEARSON WANTS TO HANG. 25 00:01:04,304 --> 00:01:05,694 IT'S NO BIGGIE AND MOM'S ON BOARD. 26 00:01:05,825 --> 00:01:07,135 I'M SURE YOU ARE TOO. 27 00:01:07,261 --> 00:01:07,951 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M ASKING. 28 00:01:08,087 --> 00:01:09,217 SO, THANKS. - OKAY. 29 00:01:09,347 --> 00:01:10,257 HONEY, YOU'RE ON BOARD WITH THIS? 30 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:12,050 - OH, YEAH, YEAH, I AM. - OH, OOH. 31 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:13,913 UH, NO, I DON'T, UH... 32 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:15,472 I DON'T KNOW, EM. 33 00:01:15,607 --> 00:01:16,957 I'M NOT SURE THAT YOU'RE, UH-- 34 00:01:17,086 --> 00:01:19,836 THAT YOU'RE CLEARED FOR LANDING. 35 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:21,124 OR IF YOU CAN GO TO THE YMCA FOR THAT MATTER, 36 00:01:21,259 --> 00:01:23,919 SO I DON'T THINK-- 37 00:01:24,041 --> 00:01:25,911 - WHAT? - LOOK AT YOU. 38 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,480 YOU WERE MY LITTLE BABY ONCE, 39 00:01:27,605 --> 00:01:29,385 AND NOW YOU'RE THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL. 40 00:01:29,518 --> 00:01:31,128 GIVE ME A HUG, SWEETHEART. WHAT? 41 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:31,997 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY TO ME? 42 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,126 DON'T LET HER GO. 43 00:01:33,257 --> 00:01:34,737 OH, OF COURSE NOT. YES. 44 00:01:34,865 --> 00:01:36,265 EMILY, NO. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO 45 00:01:36,386 --> 00:01:37,346 ON A DATE WITH MATTHEW PEARSON. 46 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:39,293 YOU'RE TOO YOUNG. 47 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:41,870 AND YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG TO FLY AN AIRPLANE. 48 00:01:41,995 --> 00:01:43,785 THIS IS SO UNFAIR. 49 00:01:43,907 --> 00:01:46,947 AND WEIRD. 50 00:02:08,339 --> 00:02:09,209 WELL, I GUESS WE NIPPED 51 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:10,688 THAT "DATING AN OLDER BOY" THING 52 00:02:10,816 --> 00:02:11,506 IN THE BUD, DIDN'T WE? 53 00:02:11,642 --> 00:02:13,302 "WE"? 54 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:17,075 HONEY, I WAS THE BUD NIPPER. YOU WERE THE BUD KISSER. 55 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:18,816 ALL RIGHT, DAD. 56 00:02:18,945 --> 00:02:20,425 FIRST, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR OVERREACTING. 57 00:02:20,554 --> 00:02:22,334 THANK YOU. 58 00:02:22,466 --> 00:02:24,466 I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM WITH MATTHEW. 59 00:02:24,597 --> 00:02:26,817 BUT I THINK IT'S FUNNY HOW THIS PLAYED OUT SO DIFFERENTLY 60 00:02:26,944 --> 00:02:31,084 ON YOUR TV SHOW. 61 00:02:31,204 --> 00:02:32,724 I'M NOT SURE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS, EMILY, 62 00:02:32,856 --> 00:02:36,256 BUT ANY TIME YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY SHOW, I'M IN. 63 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:41,555 WELL, YOU WOULDN'T LET YOUR DAUGHTER DATE AN OLDER GUY 64 00:02:41,681 --> 00:02:44,681 IN THE MUCH BELOVED EPISODE "DADDY GETS A SNAKE BITE." 65 00:02:44,811 --> 00:02:46,731 - MMM. - BUT LUCKY FOR YOU, 66 00:02:46,854 --> 00:02:48,544 THAT OLDER GUY SAVED YOUR LIFE 67 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:52,510 BECAUSE HE KNEW HOW TO SUCK OUT SNAKE VENOM. 68 00:02:52,636 --> 00:02:56,076 THAT EPISODE GOT A "MUST SEE" FROM {\an8}ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY. 69 00:02:56,201 --> 00:02:57,641 AND IN THE END, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING 70 00:02:57,766 --> 00:02:59,856 BY LETTING THEM GO OUT ON A DATE. 71 00:02:59,983 --> 00:03:01,373 THAT'S A GOOD POINT, EMILY. 72 00:03:01,504 --> 00:03:03,204 AND VERY WELL PLAYED, I MIGHT ADD. 73 00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:07,250 BUT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, MY DAUGHTER IN THE SHOW WAS 16. 74 00:03:07,373 --> 00:03:10,203 YOU'RE 14. EVEN BETTER PLAYED, ME. 75 00:03:12,806 --> 00:03:15,066 - MOM. - OKAY. 76 00:03:15,198 --> 00:03:17,418 HOW ABOUT WE INVITE THIS MATTHEW PEARSON OVER 77 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:21,855 TO MEET HIM AND THEN WE DECIDE? 78 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:24,900 UGH! THAT IS SO OLD-FASHIONED. 79 00:03:25,022 --> 00:03:26,192 BEFORE HE ARRIVES, WILL I HAVE TIME 80 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:29,027 TO CHURN THE BUTTER? 81 00:03:29,153 --> 00:03:31,203 I THINK IT'S YOUR BEST SHOT AND YOUR ONLY SHOT. 82 00:03:31,326 --> 00:03:34,546 FINE. I'LL HAVE HIM BRING TOAST. 83 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,893 FOR THE BUTTER I'M CHURNING. 84 00:03:37,021 --> 00:03:40,981 BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE '80S. 85 00:03:41,107 --> 00:03:44,507 HEY! THE '80S PAID FOR THIS HOUSE! 86 00:03:44,628 --> 00:03:45,978 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 87 00:03:46,106 --> 00:03:48,196 COME ON, I WAS DOING THE SIGNAL. 88 00:03:48,324 --> 00:03:49,974 WHAT WERE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT WE SAID NO DATING. 89 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:51,626 HONEY, IF WE SAY NO, SHE'S GOING TO SNEAK AROUND 90 00:03:51,758 --> 00:03:53,508 AND SEE HIM ANYWAY. 91 00:03:53,627 --> 00:03:57,457 BUT IF WE MEET HIM AND YOU ACT ALL MEAN AND INTIMIDATING, 92 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:59,103 YOU'LL SCARE HIM OFF FOR GOOD. 93 00:03:59,235 --> 00:04:01,155 OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE. 94 00:04:01,278 --> 00:04:04,018 SINCE I'M HOME, YOU WANT ME TO BE THE BAD COP 95 00:04:04,147 --> 00:04:05,887 SO YOU CAN BE THE GOOD COP, RIGHT? 96 00:04:06,016 --> 00:04:06,976 OH, PLEASE LET ME BE THE GOOD COP. 97 00:04:07,103 --> 00:04:10,273 I'VE BEEN THE BAD COP FOR SO LONG. 98 00:04:10,407 --> 00:04:12,797 YOU KNOW, I CAN ACT MEAN AND INTIMIDATING. 99 00:04:12,928 --> 00:04:15,888 CASTING DIRECTORS DON'T SEE ME THAT WAY, BUT I CAN DO IT. 100 00:04:16,015 --> 00:04:19,015 BABY, YOU CAN. 101 00:04:19,145 --> 00:04:21,845 DON'T MESS WITH ME, PUNK. HUH? 102 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:25,111 WHO COULD RESIST THAT ARREST? COME HERE! 103 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:27,271 HO! IS THAT TV'S DAVID HOBBS? 104 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:29,235 I'VE GOT SOME EXCITING NEWS FOR YOU. 105 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,880 MARCUS, WHY DID YOU WRITE AN EPISODE 106 00:04:31,013 --> 00:04:32,673 WHERE MY TV DAUGHTER DATES AN OLDER BOY? 107 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:34,494 NOW EMILY THINKS SHE CAN DATE AN OLDER BOY. 108 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:35,530 WELL, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 109 00:04:35,664 --> 00:04:37,234 THE DAUGHTER IN YOUR SHOW WAS 16 110 00:04:37,359 --> 00:04:39,529 AND THAT BOY COULD SUCK OUT SNAKE VENOM. 111 00:04:39,664 --> 00:04:40,874 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 112 00:04:41,011 --> 00:04:42,281 BUT I STILL GOT TO MEET THIS KID TONIGHT. 113 00:04:42,402 --> 00:04:44,532 OH, YOU KNOW, I'D FEEL SORRY FOR YOU 114 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:48,883 IF YOU DIDN'T LEAD SUCH A CHARMED LIFE IN EVERY OTHER WAY. 115 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:50,970 NOW, IF IT'S OKAY, CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT 116 00:04:51,096 --> 00:04:53,186 WHEN WE DON'T TALK ABOUT YOU? 117 00:04:53,314 --> 00:04:55,624 MAKE IT FAST. 118 00:04:55,748 --> 00:04:59,228 CHECK OUT THE "SEE DAD RUN" FAN CLUB. 119 00:04:59,356 --> 00:05:02,146 "FAN CLUB PRESENTS STAR DAVID HOBBS AND HEAD WAITER 120 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:03,659 MARCUS BARNES." AND IT'S SOLD OUT. 121 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:04,970 MAN, HOW ABOUT THAT? - "HEAD WAITER"? 122 00:05:05,094 --> 00:05:07,484 NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY "HEAD WRITER"! 123 00:05:07,615 --> 00:05:09,445 THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TYPO THEY HAD IN {\an8}CELEBRITY WEEKLY 124 00:05:09,572 --> 00:05:11,922 THAT SAID I WAS THE SHOW'S "DEAD WRITER." 125 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,400 - [laughs] - [mocking laugh] 126 00:05:13,528 --> 00:05:14,828 I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 127 00:05:14,963 --> 00:05:16,433 YEAH, WELL, YOU GO AHEAD AND ENJOY THAT. 128 00:05:16,571 --> 00:05:19,001 BUT MT WIFE, SHE GAVE ME A MEMORIAL POOL PARTY THAT NIGHT. 129 00:05:19,136 --> 00:05:20,706 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 130 00:05:20,831 --> 00:05:22,091 WHAT? YOU WERE THERE. 131 00:05:22,223 --> 00:05:25,233 TO CELEBRATE YOUR LIFE. 132 00:05:25,352 --> 00:05:27,132 HEY, DAD, CAN I ASK A QUESTION AT THE FAN NIGHT? 133 00:05:27,265 --> 00:05:28,655 SURE, JOE. 134 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,836 GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA ASK THE BEST QUESTION. 135 00:05:30,961 --> 00:05:33,791 MAYBE I'LL ASK A BETTER ONE. 136 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:35,696 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA ASK? YOU'RE FIVE. 137 00:05:35,829 --> 00:05:39,919 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I ASK. I'M CUTE. 138 00:05:40,046 --> 00:05:41,696 ALL RIGHT. BABY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK? 139 00:05:41,828 --> 00:05:45,658 WILL THERE BE CAKE? 140 00:05:45,784 --> 00:05:47,874 WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO ASK THE HEAD WAITER. 141 00:05:48,001 --> 00:05:50,001 MARCUS? 142 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,135 HEY, JOE, WHEN MATTHEW GETS HERE, 143 00:05:54,261 --> 00:05:55,651 COULD YOU NOT WEAR THAT CAPE? 144 00:05:55,782 --> 00:05:56,872 IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING. 145 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,390 OKAY, IT'S NOT A CAPE. 146 00:05:59,521 --> 00:06:02,141 IT'S A TOWEL FOR MY NECK SHIVERS. 147 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:04,690 I RAPIDLY LOSE HEAT THROUGH MY NECK 148 00:06:04,825 --> 00:06:09,225 NOW THAT I'VE LOST MY BABY FAT. 149 00:06:09,345 --> 00:06:12,045 YEAH, I'M GONNA TELL MATTHEW IT'S A CAPE. 150 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:15,300 OKAY, I'VE GOT A 20 ON MATTHEW PEARSON. 151 00:06:15,431 --> 00:06:18,481 HE'S COMING IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO... 152 00:06:18,605 --> 00:06:19,955 [doorbell rings] 153 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:21,213 MATTHEW'S HERE! 154 00:06:21,344 --> 00:06:23,264 THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAY OF MY LIFE! 155 00:06:23,387 --> 00:06:26,647 EVERYBODY ACT NORMAL AND TAKE OFF YOUR CAPES! 156 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,697 WOW, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. 157 00:06:32,603 --> 00:06:34,173 HI, EMILY. 158 00:06:34,299 --> 00:06:35,479 COME IN, MATTHEW. 159 00:06:35,602 --> 00:06:38,562 THIS IS MY FAMILY. 160 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:40,209 SORRY THIS IS SO LAME. 161 00:06:40,341 --> 00:06:41,691 I PROMISE IT'LL BE QUICK. 162 00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:44,039 AND, YES, MY BROTHER'S WEARING A CAPE. 163 00:06:46,558 --> 00:06:48,468 IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU, MR. HOBBS. 164 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,600 OH, PLEASE. CALL ME "SIR." 165 00:06:52,731 --> 00:06:54,951 OH, OKAY, SIR. 166 00:06:55,078 --> 00:06:57,078 I HOPE YOU LIKE FLOWERS, MRS. HOBBS. 167 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,118 OH, WHY THANK YOU, MATTHEW. 168 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,301 THAT'S SO THOUGHTFUL. THANKS. 169 00:07:00,425 --> 00:07:02,945 AW, ROOKIE MISTAKE. YOU FORGOT ABOUT EMILY. 170 00:07:03,077 --> 00:07:07,037 ACTUALLY, I, UH, I BROUGHT THIS ONE. 171 00:07:07,163 --> 00:07:09,083 OH. 172 00:07:09,207 --> 00:07:12,037 I GUESS I SAT ON IT. 173 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:13,682 THANKS, MATTHEW. 174 00:07:13,814 --> 00:07:15,774 IT SMELLS LIKE FRENCH FRIES. 175 00:07:15,901 --> 00:07:18,471 YEAH, I JUST CAME FROM WORK. 176 00:07:18,596 --> 00:07:22,906 WHAT IS THAT, A BOX OF DRUGS? 177 00:07:23,031 --> 00:07:25,421 THEY'RE CUPCAKES FOR YOU, SIR. 178 00:07:25,552 --> 00:07:28,042 {\an8}PEOPLE MAGAZINE SAYS THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE. 179 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,680 CUPCAKES, PLEASE. WHAT A KISS-UP, HUH? 180 00:07:30,812 --> 00:07:32,462 THIS GUY. 181 00:07:32,594 --> 00:07:34,734 ACTUALLY, MATTHEW, I'M MORE OF A SCONE GUY, BUT, 182 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,724 UH, SINCE I'M SUCH A GRACIOUS HOST, 183 00:07:36,854 --> 00:07:39,984 I WILL TRY ONE OF YOUR CUPCAKES. 184 00:07:44,418 --> 00:07:47,118 UGH! 185 00:07:47,244 --> 00:07:49,114 THEY'RE HORRIBLE. 186 00:07:49,244 --> 00:07:52,254 ESPECIALLY THE LEMON CHIFFON WITH THE BUTTER CREAM FROSTING. 187 00:07:52,374 --> 00:07:54,114 MMM, OH. 188 00:07:54,243 --> 00:07:55,503 I'M SO--HERE, MAYBE I CAN RETURN IT FOR SOME SCONES. 189 00:07:55,634 --> 00:07:57,634 WELL, WELL, I WILL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET THEM DOWN. 190 00:07:57,764 --> 00:08:00,294 IT'S OKAY. 191 00:08:00,416 --> 00:08:03,806 OKAY. THESE ARE FOR YOU GUYS. 192 00:08:03,938 --> 00:08:05,948 THERE'S SOME COUPONS FOR SOME FREE CHEESEBURGERS. 193 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:08,027 OOH, HE'S A KEEPER. 194 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,064 I'D RATHER HAVE A CUPCAKE. 195 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,508 HEY, HEY, HEY. BACK OFF, SISTER. 196 00:08:11,632 --> 00:08:12,892 YOU GOT A COUPON. 197 00:08:13,023 --> 00:08:15,203 [laughs] 198 00:08:15,327 --> 00:08:16,407 SIR, YOU'RE AS FUNNY IN REAL LIFE 199 00:08:16,544 --> 00:08:17,804 AS YOU ARE ON "SEE DAD RUN." 200 00:08:17,936 --> 00:08:18,846 YOU WATCH THE SHOW? 201 00:08:18,978 --> 00:08:20,588 YEAH, I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE. 202 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:23,767 OH, YEAH, EVERY EPISODE? WHICH ONE'S YOUR FAVORITE? 203 00:08:23,891 --> 00:08:25,941 UH, THE ONE WHERE DAD GETS STUCK IN THE PIANO. 204 00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:27,194 HILARIOUS. 205 00:08:27,325 --> 00:08:29,455 OKAY. WHAT WAS THAT ONE CALLED? 206 00:08:29,585 --> 00:08:30,975 "DAD GETS STUCK IN A PIANO"? 207 00:08:31,107 --> 00:08:33,107 OOH. HE'S GOOD. 208 00:08:33,237 --> 00:08:34,107 YOU KNOW, I'M EVEN GOING 209 00:08:34,237 --> 00:08:35,537 TO THE FAN CLUB EVENT COMING UP. 210 00:08:35,671 --> 00:08:37,331 I ALREADY GOT MY TICKET IN CASE IT SELLS OUT. 211 00:08:37,454 --> 00:08:39,064 AND IT DID. MAN. 212 00:08:39,193 --> 00:08:40,973 SMART KID. 213 00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:42,926 YEAH. TOO SMART. 214 00:08:43,062 --> 00:08:45,672 AND TOO TALL. ISN'T HE FREAKISHLY TALL? 215 00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:48,541 I THINK HE'S WEARING LIFTS. 216 00:08:48,669 --> 00:08:50,799 DAVID, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 217 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,111 YEAH, SURE. EXCUSE ME. 218 00:08:53,234 --> 00:08:54,934 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE HIM DOWN. 219 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:56,490 WHAT HAPPENED TO {\an8}DIRTY HARRY? 220 00:08:56,625 --> 00:08:58,845 YOU SUDDENLY BECAME SHERIFF ANDY OF MAYBERRY. 221 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,022 COME ON, HONEY. 222 00:09:00,146 --> 00:09:02,146 [Southern accent] EVERYBODY LOVES ANDY. 223 00:09:02,277 --> 00:09:03,457 [normal voice] HEY, COME ON. 224 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:06,140 BESIDES, THIS KID'S STARTING TO GROW ON ME. 225 00:09:06,276 --> 00:09:08,156 THAT'S MY CUE. WOW, LOOK AT THE TIME. 226 00:09:08,276 --> 00:09:09,756 SO SORRY YOU HAVE TO GO, MATTHEW. 227 00:09:09,884 --> 00:09:12,104 UM, OKAY. 228 00:09:12,231 --> 00:09:13,361 DAVID, WEREN'T THERE, UH, A COUPLE QUESTIONS 229 00:09:13,492 --> 00:09:15,402 YOU WANTED TO ASK, UH, MATTHEW? 230 00:09:15,535 --> 00:09:16,975 I HAVE A QUESTION. 231 00:09:17,101 --> 00:09:18,581 WHAT HAPPENS IN THE EPISODE WHERE DAVID TRICKS HIS CHILDREN 232 00:09:18,709 --> 00:09:21,319 INTO PAINTING THE ENTIRE HOUSE? 233 00:09:21,448 --> 00:09:23,108 THEY MESS UP AND PAINT OVER THE WINDOWS. 234 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,490 IT'S CLASSIC. 235 00:09:25,621 --> 00:09:29,841 IT WAS CLASSIC. 236 00:09:29,968 --> 00:09:32,318 JUST LIKE THIS EVENING. 237 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:35,756 IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, MRS. HOBBS AND SIR. 238 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,970 YOU PASSED. PICK ME UP TOMORROW. 239 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,318 OKAY. I'LL BRING SCONES! 240 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:40,835 NO. NO, NO, NO. 241 00:09:40,966 --> 00:09:43,586 CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES ARE GOOD! 242 00:09:48,617 --> 00:09:50,447 HE'S A KEEPER. 243 00:09:55,616 --> 00:09:57,926 GREAT SHOT, DAVID. 244 00:09:58,050 --> 00:09:59,920 NINE IRON, KEVIN, PLEASE? 245 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:05,927 MM, KITCHEN WINDOW'S OPEN. SLIGHT BREEZE FROM THE RIGHT. 246 00:10:06,049 --> 00:10:09,309 REALLY? 247 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,310 DAD, DAD! 248 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,920 EW. THAT'S UGLY. 249 00:10:13,048 --> 00:10:14,228 YOU BUSY? 250 00:10:14,353 --> 00:10:16,003 WELL, JUST GONNA HAVE TO DIG MYSELF OUT 251 00:10:16,135 --> 00:10:18,275 OF A SAND TRAP, BUT THAT'S IT. 252 00:10:18,395 --> 00:10:20,785 I'VE GOT IT. PERFECT QUESTION FOR FAN NIGHT. 253 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:21,967 OH. OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT. 254 00:10:22,091 --> 00:10:24,741 WAIT! 255 00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:26,873 CONTINUE. 256 00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:33,046 "MR. HOBBS, LOTS OF KIDS AT MY SCHOOL 257 00:10:33,176 --> 00:10:34,836 "HAVE STAY-AT-HOME DADS. 258 00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:36,258 "DO YOU THINK MORE DADS ARE DOING THAT 259 00:10:36,392 --> 00:10:39,222 BECAUSE YOU PLAYED SUCH A FUNNY ONE ON TV?" 260 00:10:39,349 --> 00:10:40,619 WOW, JOE. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION. 261 00:10:40,739 --> 00:10:42,259 IN YOUR CUTE LITTLE FACE. 262 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,002 I HAVE ONE. 263 00:10:44,131 --> 00:10:45,651 WHY DIDN'T THEY EVER DO AN EPISODE 264 00:10:45,783 --> 00:10:49,303 WHERE DADDY MARRIES A MERMAID UNDER THE SEA? 265 00:10:49,434 --> 00:10:51,614 BECAUSE HOW WOULD YOU SHOOT A TV SHOW UNDER THE SEA? 266 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,648 THAT WOULD BE MY FOLLOW-UP. 267 00:10:53,781 --> 00:10:55,871 I NEED A FOLLOW-UP? 268 00:10:55,999 --> 00:10:57,529 [groans] 269 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:02,483 OH, HEY, GUYS. HOW WAS YOUR DATE? 270 00:11:02,606 --> 00:11:04,306 WE HAD THE BEST TIME. 271 00:11:04,432 --> 00:11:06,992 YEAH. WE WENT WHALE WATCHING. 272 00:11:07,127 --> 00:11:09,347 WE BOTH LOVE WHALES. 273 00:11:09,474 --> 00:11:13,744 ME AND YOUR MOM, IT WAS PLANKTON. 274 00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:15,825 - COOL. - I'LL GO GET US SOME SNACKS. 275 00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:17,392 THANKS, THANKS. 276 00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:20,607 UH, IN WHALE, THEY WOULD SAY... 277 00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:24,179 [mimics whale] 278 00:11:28,558 --> 00:11:30,998 NOW EMILY'S DOING A BEAUTIFUL HUMPBACK. 279 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:34,513 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS CLOWN IS DOING. 280 00:11:34,644 --> 00:11:38,344 LET'S JUST GET BACK TO OUR GAME OF GOLF. 281 00:11:40,209 --> 00:11:42,299 HEY, THAT'LL WORK. 282 00:11:42,426 --> 00:11:43,956 OKAY. 283 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,989 - THAT'S A GOOD SWING, SIR. - THANK YOU. 284 00:11:46,121 --> 00:11:47,471 OH, BUT WITH THE CONTROLLER, YOU GET EXTRA DISTANCE 285 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,870 WHEN YOU EXAGGERATE THE FOLLOW-THROUGH. 286 00:11:48,991 --> 00:11:50,381 THE FOLLOW-THROUGH, YEP. 287 00:11:50,512 --> 00:11:52,732 YOU GOT TO FINISH WHAT YOU START. 288 00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:54,469 YOU PLAY A LOT OF VIDEO GOLF? 289 00:11:54,598 --> 00:11:56,168 ACTUALLY, I PREFER TO GET OUT ON THE COURSE. 290 00:11:56,294 --> 00:11:57,554 I'M CAPTAIN OF THE GOLF TEAM AT SCHOOL. 291 00:11:57,685 --> 00:11:59,945 - REALLY? - YES, SIR. 292 00:12:00,076 --> 00:12:02,906 UH, FIRST OFF, JUST SQUARE UP YOUR SHOULDERS. 293 00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:03,952 YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO SQUARE THEM UP 294 00:12:04,076 --> 00:12:05,776 LIKE A BOX, ALL RIGHT? 295 00:12:05,901 --> 00:12:09,331 OKAY. 296 00:12:09,465 --> 00:12:11,035 GREAT SHOT. 297 00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:14,081 LOOK AT THIS! THIS BALL WENT 300 YARDS! 298 00:12:14,204 --> 00:12:15,774 THIS KID IS AWESOME. 299 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,030 WELL, THANK YOU, SIR. 300 00:12:17,161 --> 00:12:18,511 YOU CALL ME DAVID. 301 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,068 "DAVID"? 302 00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:23,253 I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO STOP THIS. 303 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,556 DAD, MATTHEW DIDN'T COME HERE TO PLAY GOLF WITH YOU. 304 00:12:25,681 --> 00:12:27,161 BIRDIE! YES! 305 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,379 OOH! 306 00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:31,206 OOH--UH, UM... 307 00:12:31,332 --> 00:12:32,372 I, UH--SORRY. 308 00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:35,206 I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING THE BIRDIE. 309 00:12:35,332 --> 00:12:38,202 [dance music] 310 00:12:38,331 --> 00:12:41,771 ♪ 311 00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:44,856 THIS IS A SWEET JAM. I LOVE THIS SONG. 312 00:12:44,983 --> 00:12:47,513 ME TOO. I DOWNLOADED IT. 313 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:48,803 ALL RIGHT, READY? 314 00:12:48,938 --> 00:12:52,548 CROSS OVER. - OKAY. 315 00:12:52,677 --> 00:12:54,757 THIS IS SO WRONG. 316 00:12:54,894 --> 00:12:57,104 YET ODDLY HYPNOTIC. 317 00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:02,766 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 318 00:13:02,893 --> 00:13:04,943 IT'S MATTHEW'S FAULT. 319 00:13:07,979 --> 00:13:09,539 HEY! I'M THINKING ABOUT WEARING THIS 320 00:13:09,674 --> 00:13:11,594 TO THE FAN CLUB EVENT TONIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 321 00:13:11,717 --> 00:13:13,367 OOH, I LIKE IT. 322 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,810 MAKES ME WONDER, "HOW'S THE VEAL?" 323 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,590 "WHAT ARE THE SPECIALS?" 324 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,146 HEY, GUESS WHOSE GOT A TEE-TIME AT RIVIERA THIS WEEKEND. 325 00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:23,371 YOU AND ME. 326 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,368 NOPE. ME AND MATTHEW. 327 00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:25,848 WHY DO I EVEN COME OVER HERE? 328 00:13:25,976 --> 00:13:27,376 TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR WIFE. 329 00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:30,328 YEAH, YOU RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 330 00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:31,883 HEY! 331 00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:33,628 HOW'S MY DAUGHTER AND HER WHALE-LOVING, 332 00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:35,367 CAPTAIN OF THE GOLF TEAM BOYFRIEND? 333 00:13:35,496 --> 00:13:36,936 IT'S OVER WITH MATTHEW. 334 00:13:37,062 --> 00:13:38,712 I NEVER WANT TO SEE HIS FACE AGAIN. 335 00:13:38,844 --> 00:13:40,794 OOH. 336 00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:43,720 YOU GONNA HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF TEARS AND DRAMA. 337 00:13:43,843 --> 00:13:45,493 [sighs] 338 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,285 I'LL BE OKAY. 339 00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:53,067 HEY, WHAT'S UP? CAN I HAVE THAT RED VELVET? 340 00:13:53,189 --> 00:13:55,669 THE RED VELVET ONE. 341 00:13:55,797 --> 00:13:59,667 YEAH, LET ME GET THAT ONE. 342 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,847 I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER FRIEND. THIS IS-- 343 00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,539 EMILY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 344 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:09,016 LOOK, I KNOW THAT WE'RE BOTH HURTING RIGHT NOW, 345 00:14:09,144 --> 00:14:12,404 BUT I JUST NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED. 346 00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:14,414 HELLO? I'M HOME. 347 00:14:14,534 --> 00:14:18,364 MOM! [whimpering] 348 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,320 MATTHEW! [whimpering] 349 00:14:20,446 --> 00:14:22,616 OH, NO, HE DIDN'T. 350 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,840 OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE. 351 00:14:24,968 --> 00:14:26,838 HE SAID I... [whimpering] 352 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:27,927 WELL, DID YOU TELL HIM THAT? 353 00:14:28,054 --> 00:14:31,014 [whimpering] DAD! 354 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,060 DAVID. 355 00:14:32,183 --> 00:14:33,353 ME? WHAT? 356 00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:36,888 I DIDN'T--THIS IS--WHALES. 357 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,439 WE DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU JUST SAID. 358 00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:40,794 WELCOME TO MY WORLD. 359 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,321 EMILY TEXTED MATTHEW AND BROKE UP WITH HIM. 360 00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:45,572 SHE IS CONVINCED THAT HE LIKES YOU MORE THAN HER. 361 00:14:45,703 --> 00:14:46,923 OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 362 00:14:47,051 --> 00:14:48,701 HONEY, YOU'RE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS. 363 00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:49,703 HE MADE A CD. 364 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:50,963 SEE THAT? HOW ROMANTIC. 365 00:14:51,094 --> 00:14:52,484 IT'S FOR YOU, DAD! 366 00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:54,795 IT IS NOT. 367 00:14:54,919 --> 00:14:56,619 "DAVID'S SWEET JAMS." 368 00:14:56,745 --> 00:14:58,655 REALLY? I MEAN, REALLY? 369 00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:00,968 NO, EMILY, EMILY. 370 00:15:01,092 --> 00:15:03,612 PLEASE, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? - SWEETIE. 371 00:15:03,744 --> 00:15:05,404 DAVID, YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH, OKAY? 372 00:15:05,526 --> 00:15:07,176 LEAVE THE POOR CHILD BE. 373 00:15:07,309 --> 00:15:10,099 I LOVE BEING GOOD COP. 374 00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:14,271 I BROKE THEM UP, AMY. 375 00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:16,395 I STOLE EMILY'S BOYFRIEND. 376 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,264 I'LL TELL YOU, IT'S NOT FAIR. 377 00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,044 I DON'T KNOW WHY MY OVERWHELMING APPEAL 378 00:15:20,176 --> 00:15:22,356 HAS TO HURT MY DAUGHTER. 379 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,000 YOU DIDN'T STEAL HIM. 380 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,213 OH, I STOLE HIM. 381 00:15:25,349 --> 00:15:26,569 SHE NEVER STOOD A CHANCE. 382 00:15:26,697 --> 00:15:28,397 HONEY, HE'S BEEN A FAN FOR A LONG TIME. 383 00:15:28,522 --> 00:15:30,262 OH, NO, NO, NO. 384 00:15:30,392 --> 00:15:33,482 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 385 00:15:33,609 --> 00:15:35,829 THIS KID WAS USING EMILY TO GET TO ME. 386 00:15:35,957 --> 00:15:37,567 HONEY, THEY'RE KIDS. THEY'RE KIDS. 387 00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:38,695 IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. 388 00:15:38,826 --> 00:15:40,256 NO, YOU DON'T SEE IT, AMY. 389 00:15:40,391 --> 00:15:42,571 I'M TELLING YOU, THIS BOY'S BEEN PLOTTING THIS. 390 00:15:42,694 --> 00:15:44,344 HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR EMILY TO GET OLD ENOUGH 391 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,087 SO THAT HE COULD DATE HER SO HE COULD COME TO OUR HOUSE 392 00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:49,906 AND RUB ELBOWS WITH AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD. 393 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:51,652 OKAY, OKAY. WE'LL GO WITH THAT. 394 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,350 THIS KID, HE BROKE MY DAUGHTER'S HEART. 395 00:15:53,476 --> 00:15:54,916 AND NOBODY BREAKS MY LITTLE GIRL'S HEART. 396 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,261 - NOBODY. - I'M GONNA TAKE THIS PUNK DOWN. 397 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,558 TAKE HIM DOWN, DAVID. 398 00:15:57,692 --> 00:15:59,042 I'M GONNA HIT HIM WHERE HE LIVES, HONEY. 399 00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:01,130 I'M GONNA DEPRIVE HIM OF THE THING HE LOVES MOST--ME. 400 00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:03,087 YOU HIT HIM HARD, DAVID. YOU HIT HIM HARD. 401 00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:05,434 - I'M GONNA TEXT HIM. - YOU TEXT HIM. 402 00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:09,221 WAIT, WHAT? 403 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,863 ALL RIGHT. 404 00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:16,215 "DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE AT THE FAN CLUB TONIGHT. 405 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:21,782 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN." 406 00:16:21,906 --> 00:16:23,906 ALL RIGHT. 407 00:16:26,645 --> 00:16:29,345 WHOA. I JUST TOOK A PICTURE. 408 00:16:29,470 --> 00:16:31,040 WELL, NOW I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 409 00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:32,165 OH, COOL. 410 00:16:32,296 --> 00:16:34,256 ALL RIGHT, AND SEND. 411 00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:36,073 - AND YOU SEND IT, DAVID. - ALL RIGHT. 412 00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:37,909 OKAY, NOW TAKE A PICTURE OF US. 413 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,684 AND THEN ON THE SECOND TAKE, WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR, 414 00:16:44,816 --> 00:16:47,776 MARCUS, WHO WAS CONSTANTLY PULLING PRANKS, 415 00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:52,172 WAS STANDING THERE IN A FULL SAMURAI OUTFIT WITH THE SWORD. 416 00:16:52,293 --> 00:16:53,723 HE WAS DOING THAT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HE LIKED 417 00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:55,868 TO KEEP IT, YOU KNOW, LIGHT AND EASY ON THE SET. 418 00:16:55,988 --> 00:16:59,158 UM, I-I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, GUYS. 419 00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:00,902 I-I HOPE HE'S OKAY. 420 00:17:01,031 --> 00:17:02,981 I'M SURE THAT YOU FOLKS WOULD REALLY LIKE TO HEAR 421 00:17:03,118 --> 00:17:05,648 FROM THE HEAD WAITER. 422 00:17:05,769 --> 00:17:08,769 COMPASSIONATE AND COMEDIC. 423 00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:13,339 YOU ARE TRULY THE FASCINATING MR. HOBBS. 424 00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:15,514 WELL, IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT WE ONLY HAVE TIME 425 00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:17,807 FOR A FEW MORE QUESTIONS. 426 00:17:17,942 --> 00:17:19,722 GO AHEAD, JOE. ASK YOUR QUESTION. 427 00:17:19,854 --> 00:17:22,034 OH, UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY SON JOE. 428 00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:25,028 [applause] 429 00:17:26,418 --> 00:17:27,898 OKAY. 430 00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:30,297 A LOT OF MY FRIENDS HAVE STAY-AT-HOME DADS. 431 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:34,067 DO YOU THINK THAT'S BECAUSE YOU PLAYED SUCH A FUNNY ONE ON TV? 432 00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:39,331 SUCH AN INSIGHTFUL QUESTION. 433 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,500 ONE I'D WISHED I'D ASKED MYSELF. 434 00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:42,723 WHY? 435 00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:46,731 BECAUSE I'M CUTE. 436 00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,410 UH, JOE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION? 437 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:51,075 UM... 438 00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:53,377 WILL THERE GONNA BE CAKE? 439 00:17:53,501 --> 00:17:55,411 MERMAIDS? 440 00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:56,894 HEY, I'M CUTE TOO. 441 00:18:01,196 --> 00:18:02,716 YES, YOU ARE. 442 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:06,418 AND THAT'S A VERY HANDSOME CAPE. 443 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,813 I HAVE A QUESTION. 444 00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:11,364 IT'S MATTHEW PEARSON! I'M CALLING SECURITY. 445 00:18:11,498 --> 00:18:12,678 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 446 00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:15,323 WHOA, YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE. 447 00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:16,935 WHAT'D YOU THINK, YOU WERE JUST GONNA 448 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,283 COME IN HERE AND ASK ME WHAT? 449 00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:21,370 HOW I STAY IN SUCH FANTASTIC SHAPE 450 00:18:21,497 --> 00:18:24,417 WITH A TOUGH, GRUELING SHOOTING SCHEDULE? 451 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,760 HOW DARE YOU! 452 00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:29,068 IT WAS SPINNING, BY THE WAY. 453 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,752 ACTUALLY, SIR, MY QUESTION'S FOR YOUR DAUGHTER. 454 00:18:30,887 --> 00:18:32,847 EXCUSE ME? 455 00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:35,153 WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME, EMILY? 456 00:18:35,278 --> 00:18:37,498 BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY LIKE MY DAD MORE THAN ME. 457 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:40,975 NO. I DON'T. 458 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,973 LOOK, I'M NOT REALLY A FAN. 459 00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,723 OKAY, I DON'T EVEN WATCH "SEE DAD RUN." 460 00:18:45,842 --> 00:18:48,402 CUT HIS MIC! CUT HIS MIC! 461 00:18:48,537 --> 00:18:50,807 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO SIT THROUGH ALL 200 EPISODES 462 00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:52,228 OF THAT THING IN ONE WEEK? 463 00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:55,372 WHY IS HIS MIC NOT BEING CUT, KEVIN? 464 00:18:55,492 --> 00:18:57,012 I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU SO MUCH 465 00:18:57,144 --> 00:18:59,884 I WANTED TO IMPRESS YOUR DAD. 466 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,633 THAT IS SO ROMANTIC. 467 00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:04,531 OH, NOW I GET IT, DAD. 468 00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:07,934 MATTHEW WAS USING YOU TO GET TO ME. 469 00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:10,925 I CAN SEE THAT. 470 00:19:11,055 --> 00:19:13,145 AND THE CD HE MADE WAS JUST A PLOY. 471 00:19:13,272 --> 00:19:15,012 I GET IT. 472 00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:17,101 I BET HE EVEN LET YOU WIN AT FAKE GOLF. 473 00:19:17,228 --> 00:19:20,318 THAT'S ENOUGH INTO THE MIC, YOUNG LADY. 474 00:19:20,445 --> 00:19:21,965 BRAVO. 475 00:19:22,097 --> 00:19:23,837 WHAT A COMPELLING HOBBSIAN MOMENT 476 00:19:23,966 --> 00:19:27,496 BETWEEN FATHER AND DAUGHTER. 477 00:19:27,618 --> 00:19:29,578 WAIT! OH, WAIT. 478 00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:30,964 WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, DAVID? 479 00:19:31,096 --> 00:19:32,276 HUH? - WHAT? 480 00:19:32,399 --> 00:19:34,139 HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE MY FACE? 481 00:19:34,269 --> 00:19:35,749 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - LOOK, LOOK. 482 00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:38,617 "I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AT THE FAN CLUB TONIGHT. 483 00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:40,706 I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN." 484 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,273 WITH A PICTURE OF YOU TWO MOCKING ME. 485 00:19:43,397 --> 00:19:45,487 MARCUS. MARCUS. 486 00:19:45,615 --> 00:19:47,575 THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU. THAT WAS MEANT FOR MATTHEW. 487 00:19:47,701 --> 00:19:49,741 [laughs] MATTHEW? 488 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,185 I KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER SAY THAT TO ME. 489 00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:54,099 UM, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE EARLIER, PEOPLE, 490 00:19:54,222 --> 00:19:56,912 BUT I HAD CAR TROUBLE. 491 00:19:57,048 --> 00:19:59,578 THAT'S WHY I'M CRYING, TRYING TO GET HERE. 492 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:04,840 UM, MAKE SURE YOU CHANGE YOUR OIL, PEOPLE. 493 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,960 YOU HEAR THAT, MATTHEW? HUH? 494 00:20:06,090 --> 00:20:07,260 DAVID NEVER WANTS... [mic cuts off] 495 00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:09,794 TO SEE YOUR FACE AG-- 496 00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:12,346 NOW YOU CUT THE MIC? 497 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,050 COME ON! 498 00:20:16,219 --> 00:20:17,959 NICE SWING, KENNY. [chime] 499 00:20:18,089 --> 00:20:19,829 YAY! BIRDIE! 500 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,217 HEY, JANIE. WHO'S YOUR NEW FRIEND? 501 00:20:22,349 --> 00:20:24,179 KENNY. HE LIVES DOWN THE STREET. 502 00:20:24,304 --> 00:20:26,304 OH, WELL, HEY, WHY DON'T YOU, UH, 503 00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:27,735 TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF? 504 00:20:27,869 --> 00:20:30,789 HE LOVES YOUR SHOW, DADDY. IT'S HIS FAVORITE. 505 00:20:30,913 --> 00:20:32,133 I'M NOT BUYING IT, KENNY. 506 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,560 YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHARM YOUR WAY INTO THIS HOUSE 507 00:20:33,695 --> 00:20:34,565 BY KISSING UP TO ME. 508 00:20:34,694 --> 00:20:37,874 YOU'RE FUNNY. 509 00:20:37,999 --> 00:20:39,309 REALLY? YOU THINK I'M FUNNY? 510 00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:40,123 YEAH. 511 00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:44,723 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35740

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