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MOM!
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MATTHEW PEARSON
JUST ASKED ME OUT.
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LOOK.
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"WHAT UP?
WANT TO HANG?"
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I KNOW.
I'M, LIKE, DYING.
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HUH.
AN OLDER BOY WITH A CAR
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ASKED YOU ON A DATE.
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WAIT, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO FREAK OUT LIKE SOME
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CRAZY, OVER-PROTECTIVE MOM,
ARE YOU?
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EW.
OF COURSE NOT.
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NO, NO.
I MEANT, "WHOO! HA!
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AN OLDER BOY WITH A CAR
ASKED YOU ON A DATE!"
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[mimics crowd cheering]
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I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH IT.
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YOU ARE COOL.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHO, UH,
MIGHT NOT BE SO COOL--
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AND I SAY THIS, UH,
ONE COOL CHICK TO ANOTHER--
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IS YOUR FATHER.
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SO, YOU MIGHT WANT TO
RUN THIS BY HIM.
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GOOD IDEA.
I'M GOING IN.
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COVER ME.
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GOTCHA.
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DAD!
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HEY, DADDY.
MATTHEW PEARSON WANTS TO HANG.
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IT'S NO BIGGIE
AND MOM'S ON BOARD.
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I'M SURE YOU ARE TOO.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY I'M ASKING.
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SO, THANKS.
- OKAY.
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HONEY, YOU'RE ON BOARD
WITH THIS?
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- OH, YEAH, YEAH, I AM.
- OH, OOH.
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UH, NO, I DON'T, UH...
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I DON'T KNOW, EM.
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I'M NOT SURE THAT YOU'RE, UH--
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THAT YOU'RE CLEARED
FOR LANDING.
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OR IF YOU CAN GO TO THE YMCA
FOR THAT MATTER,
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SO I DON'T THINK--
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- WHAT?
- LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU WERE MY LITTLE BABY ONCE,
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AND NOW YOU'RE
THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
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GIVE ME A HUG, SWEETHEART.
WHAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO SAY TO ME?
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DON'T LET HER GO.
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OH, OF COURSE NOT. YES.
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EMILY, NO.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO
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ON A DATE
WITH MATTHEW PEARSON.
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YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.
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AND YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG
TO FLY AN AIRPLANE.
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THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
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AND WEIRD.
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WELL, I GUESS WE NIPPED
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THAT "DATING AN OLDER BOY"
THING
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IN THE BUD, DIDN'T WE?
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"WE"?
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HONEY, I WAS THE BUD NIPPER.
YOU WERE THE BUD KISSER.
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ALL RIGHT, DAD.
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FIRST, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR OVERREACTING.
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THANK YOU.
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I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHERE
YOU'RE COMING FROM WITH MATTHEW.
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BUT I THINK IT'S FUNNY HOW THIS
PLAYED OUT SO DIFFERENTLY
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ON YOUR TV SHOW.
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I'M NOT SURE WHERE YOU'RE
GOING WITH THIS, EMILY,
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BUT ANY TIME YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT MY SHOW, I'M IN.
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WELL, YOU WOULDN'T LET YOUR
DAUGHTER DATE AN OLDER GUY
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IN THE MUCH BELOVED EPISODE
"DADDY GETS A SNAKE BITE."
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- MMM.
- BUT LUCKY FOR YOU,
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THAT OLDER GUY
SAVED YOUR LIFE
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BECAUSE HE KNEW HOW
TO SUCK OUT SNAKE VENOM.
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THAT EPISODE GOT A "MUST SEE"
FROM {\an8}ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY.
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AND IN THE END,
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING
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BY LETTING THEM GO OUT
ON A DATE.
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THAT'S A GOOD POINT, EMILY.
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AND VERY WELL PLAYED,
I MIGHT ADD.
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BUT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY,
MY DAUGHTER IN THE SHOW WAS 16.
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YOU'RE 14.
EVEN BETTER PLAYED, ME.
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- MOM.
- OKAY.
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HOW ABOUT WE INVITE THIS
MATTHEW PEARSON OVER
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TO MEET HIM
AND THEN WE DECIDE?
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UGH!
THAT IS SO OLD-FASHIONED.
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BEFORE HE ARRIVES,
WILL I HAVE TIME
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TO CHURN THE BUTTER?
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I THINK IT'S YOUR BEST SHOT
AND YOUR ONLY SHOT.
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FINE.
I'LL HAVE HIM BRING TOAST.
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FOR THE BUTTER I'M CHURNING.
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BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE '80S.
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HEY!
THE '80S PAID FOR THIS HOUSE!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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COME ON,
I WAS DOING THE SIGNAL.
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WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
I THOUGHT WE SAID NO DATING.
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HONEY, IF WE SAY NO,
SHE'S GOING TO SNEAK AROUND
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AND SEE HIM ANYWAY.
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BUT IF WE MEET HIM AND YOU ACT
ALL MEAN AND INTIMIDATING,
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YOU'LL SCARE HIM OFF FOR GOOD.
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OH, I SEE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE.
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SINCE I'M HOME,
YOU WANT ME TO BE THE BAD COP
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SO YOU CAN BE THE GOOD COP,
RIGHT?
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OH, PLEASE LET ME
BE THE GOOD COP.
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I'VE BEEN THE BAD COP
FOR SO LONG.
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YOU KNOW, I CAN ACT
MEAN AND INTIMIDATING.
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CASTING DIRECTORS DON'T SEE ME
THAT WAY, BUT I CAN DO IT.
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BABY, YOU CAN.
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DON'T MESS WITH ME, PUNK.
HUH?
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WHO COULD RESIST THAT ARREST?
COME HERE!
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HO!
IS THAT TV'S DAVID HOBBS?
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I'VE GOT SOME EXCITING
NEWS FOR YOU.
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MARCUS, WHY DID YOU
WRITE AN EPISODE
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WHERE MY TV DAUGHTER DATES
AN OLDER BOY?
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NOW EMILY THINKS
SHE CAN DATE AN OLDER BOY.
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WELL, HOLD ON,
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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THE DAUGHTER
IN YOUR SHOW WAS 16
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AND THAT BOY COULD
SUCK OUT SNAKE VENOM.
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THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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BUT I STILL GOT TO
MEET THIS KID TONIGHT.
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OH, YOU KNOW,
I'D FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
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IF YOU DIDN'T LEAD SUCH A
CHARMED LIFE IN EVERY OTHER WAY.
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NOW, IF IT'S OKAY,
CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT
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WHEN WE DON'T TALK ABOUT YOU?
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MAKE IT FAST.
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CHECK OUT
THE "SEE DAD RUN" FAN CLUB.
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"FAN CLUB PRESENTS STAR
DAVID HOBBS AND HEAD WAITER
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MARCUS BARNES."
AND IT'S SOLD OUT.
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MAN, HOW ABOUT THAT?
- "HEAD WAITER"?
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NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY
"HEAD WRITER"!
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THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TYPO
THEY HAD IN {\an8}CELEBRITY WEEKLY
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THAT SAID I WAS THE SHOW'S
"DEAD WRITER."
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- [laughs]
- [mocking laugh]
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I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU GO AHEAD
AND ENJOY THAT.
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BUT MT WIFE, SHE GAVE ME A
MEMORIAL POOL PARTY THAT NIGHT.
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THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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WHAT?
YOU WERE THERE.
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TO CELEBRATE YOUR LIFE.
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HEY, DAD, CAN I ASK A QUESTION
AT THE FAN NIGHT?
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SURE, JOE.
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GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA ASK
THE BEST QUESTION.
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MAYBE I'LL ASK A BETTER ONE.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA ASK?
YOU'RE FIVE.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I ASK.
I'M CUTE.
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ALL RIGHT.
BABY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK?
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WILL THERE BE CAKE?
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WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO ASK THE HEAD WAITER.
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MARCUS?
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HEY, JOE,
WHEN MATTHEW GETS HERE,
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COULD YOU NOT WEAR THAT CAPE?
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IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING.
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OKAY, IT'S NOT A CAPE.
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IT'S A TOWEL
FOR MY NECK SHIVERS.
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I RAPIDLY LOSE HEAT
THROUGH MY NECK
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NOW THAT I'VE LOST
MY BABY FAT.
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YEAH, I'M GONNA TELL MATTHEW
IT'S A CAPE.
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OKAY, I'VE GOT A 20
ON MATTHEW PEARSON.
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HE'S COMING IN FIVE, FOUR,
THREE, TWO...
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[doorbell rings]
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MATTHEW'S HERE!
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THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAY
OF MY LIFE!
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EVERYBODY ACT NORMAL
AND TAKE OFF YOUR CAPES!
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WOW, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
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HI, EMILY.
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COME IN, MATTHEW.
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THIS IS MY FAMILY.
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SORRY THIS IS SO LAME.
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I PROMISE IT'LL BE QUICK.
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AND, YES, MY BROTHER'S
WEARING A CAPE.
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IT'S AN HONOR
TO MEET YOU, MR. HOBBS.
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OH, PLEASE.
CALL ME "SIR."
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OH, OKAY, SIR.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE FLOWERS,
MRS. HOBBS.
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OH, WHY THANK YOU, MATTHEW.
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THAT'S SO THOUGHTFUL. THANKS.
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AW, ROOKIE MISTAKE.
YOU FORGOT ABOUT EMILY.
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ACTUALLY, I, UH,
I BROUGHT THIS ONE.
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OH.
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I GUESS I SAT ON IT.
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THANKS, MATTHEW.
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IT SMELLS LIKE FRENCH FRIES.
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YEAH, I JUST CAME FROM WORK.
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WHAT IS THAT,
A BOX OF DRUGS?
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THEY'RE CUPCAKES
FOR YOU, SIR.
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{\an8}PEOPLE MAGAZINE SAYS
THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE.
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CUPCAKES, PLEASE.
WHAT A KISS-UP, HUH?
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THIS GUY.
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ACTUALLY, MATTHEW,
I'M MORE OF A SCONE GUY, BUT,
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UH, SINCE I'M SUCH
A GRACIOUS HOST,
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I WILL TRY ONE
OF YOUR CUPCAKES.
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UGH!
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THEY'RE HORRIBLE.
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ESPECIALLY THE LEMON CHIFFON
WITH THE BUTTER CREAM FROSTING.
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MMM, OH.
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I'M SO--HERE, MAYBE I CAN
RETURN IT FOR SOME SCONES.
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WELL, WELL, I WILL FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO GET THEM DOWN.
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IT'S OKAY.
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OKAY.
THESE ARE FOR YOU GUYS.
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THERE'S SOME COUPONS
FOR SOME FREE CHEESEBURGERS.
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OOH, HE'S A KEEPER.
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I'D RATHER HAVE A CUPCAKE.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
BACK OFF, SISTER.
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YOU GOT A COUPON.
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[laughs]
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SIR, YOU'RE AS FUNNY
IN REAL LIFE
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AS YOU ARE
ON "SEE DAD RUN."
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YOU WATCH THE SHOW?
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YEAH, I'VE SEEN
EVERY EPISODE.
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OH, YEAH, EVERY EPISODE?
WHICH ONE'S YOUR FAVORITE?
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UH, THE ONE WHERE DAD
GETS STUCK IN THE PIANO.
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HILARIOUS.
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OKAY.
WHAT WAS THAT ONE CALLED?
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"DAD GETS STUCK IN A PIANO"?
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OOH.
HE'S GOOD.
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YOU KNOW,
I'M EVEN GOING
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TO THE FAN CLUB EVENT
COMING UP.
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I ALREADY GOT MY TICKET
IN CASE IT SELLS OUT.
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AND IT DID. MAN.
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SMART KID.
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YEAH.
TOO SMART.
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AND TOO TALL.
ISN'T HE FREAKISHLY TALL?
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I THINK HE'S WEARING LIFTS.
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DAVID, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
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YEAH, SURE.
EXCUSE ME.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
TAKE HIM DOWN.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO {\an8}DIRTY HARRY?
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YOU SUDDENLY BECAME
SHERIFF ANDY OF MAYBERRY.
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COME ON, HONEY.
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[Southern accent]
EVERYBODY LOVES ANDY.
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[normal voice]
HEY, COME ON.
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BESIDES, THIS KID'S STARTING
TO GROW ON ME.
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THAT'S MY CUE.
WOW, LOOK AT THE TIME.
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SO SORRY YOU HAVE TO GO, MATTHEW.
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UM, OKAY.
228
00:09:12,231 --> 00:09:13,361
DAVID, WEREN'T THERE, UH,
A COUPLE QUESTIONS
229
00:09:13,492 --> 00:09:15,402
YOU WANTED TO ASK,
UH, MATTHEW?
230
00:09:15,535 --> 00:09:16,975
I HAVE A QUESTION.
231
00:09:17,101 --> 00:09:18,581
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE EPISODE
WHERE DAVID TRICKS HIS CHILDREN
232
00:09:18,709 --> 00:09:21,319
INTO PAINTING
THE ENTIRE HOUSE?
233
00:09:21,448 --> 00:09:23,108
THEY MESS UP AND PAINT
OVER THE WINDOWS.
234
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,490
IT'S CLASSIC.
235
00:09:25,621 --> 00:09:29,841
IT WAS CLASSIC.
236
00:09:29,968 --> 00:09:32,318
JUST LIKE THIS EVENING.
237
00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:35,756
IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU,
MRS. HOBBS AND SIR.
238
00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,970
YOU PASSED.
PICK ME UP TOMORROW.
239
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,318
OKAY.
I'LL BRING SCONES!
240
00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:40,835
NO.
NO, NO, NO.
241
00:09:40,966 --> 00:09:43,586
CUPCAKES!
CUPCAKES ARE GOOD!
242
00:09:48,617 --> 00:09:50,447
HE'S A KEEPER.
243
00:09:55,616 --> 00:09:57,926
GREAT SHOT, DAVID.
244
00:09:58,050 --> 00:09:59,920
NINE IRON, KEVIN,
PLEASE?
245
00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:05,927
MM, KITCHEN WINDOW'S OPEN.
SLIGHT BREEZE FROM THE RIGHT.
246
00:10:06,049 --> 00:10:09,309
REALLY?
247
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,310
DAD, DAD!
248
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,920
EW.
THAT'S UGLY.
249
00:10:13,048 --> 00:10:14,228
YOU BUSY?
250
00:10:14,353 --> 00:10:16,003
WELL, JUST GONNA
HAVE TO DIG MYSELF OUT
251
00:10:16,135 --> 00:10:18,275
OF A SAND TRAP,
BUT THAT'S IT.
252
00:10:18,395 --> 00:10:20,785
I'VE GOT IT.
PERFECT QUESTION FOR FAN NIGHT.
253
00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:21,967
OH.
OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT.
254
00:10:22,091 --> 00:10:24,741
WAIT!
255
00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:26,873
CONTINUE.
256
00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:33,046
"MR. HOBBS,
LOTS OF KIDS AT MY SCHOOL
257
00:10:33,176 --> 00:10:34,836
"HAVE STAY-AT-HOME DADS.
258
00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:36,258
"DO YOU THINK MORE DADS
ARE DOING THAT
259
00:10:36,392 --> 00:10:39,222
BECAUSE YOU PLAYED
SUCH A FUNNY ONE ON TV?"
260
00:10:39,349 --> 00:10:40,619
WOW, JOE.
THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION.
261
00:10:40,739 --> 00:10:42,259
IN YOUR CUTE LITTLE FACE.
262
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,002
I HAVE ONE.
263
00:10:44,131 --> 00:10:45,651
WHY DIDN'T THEY EVER
DO AN EPISODE
264
00:10:45,783 --> 00:10:49,303
WHERE DADDY MARRIES A MERMAID
UNDER THE SEA?
265
00:10:49,434 --> 00:10:51,614
BECAUSE HOW WOULD YOU SHOOT
A TV SHOW UNDER THE SEA?
266
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,648
THAT WOULD BE MY FOLLOW-UP.
267
00:10:53,781 --> 00:10:55,871
I NEED A FOLLOW-UP?
268
00:10:55,999 --> 00:10:57,529
[groans]
269
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:02,483
OH, HEY, GUYS.
HOW WAS YOUR DATE?
270
00:11:02,606 --> 00:11:04,306
WE HAD THE BEST TIME.
271
00:11:04,432 --> 00:11:06,992
YEAH.
WE WENT WHALE WATCHING.
272
00:11:07,127 --> 00:11:09,347
WE BOTH LOVE WHALES.
273
00:11:09,474 --> 00:11:13,744
ME AND YOUR MOM,
IT WAS PLANKTON.
274
00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:15,825
- COOL.
- I'LL GO GET US SOME SNACKS.
275
00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:17,392
THANKS, THANKS.
276
00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:20,607
UH, IN WHALE, THEY WOULD SAY...
277
00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:24,179
[mimics whale]
278
00:11:28,558 --> 00:11:30,998
NOW EMILY'S DOING
A BEAUTIFUL HUMPBACK.
279
00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:34,513
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THIS CLOWN IS DOING.
280
00:11:34,644 --> 00:11:38,344
LET'S JUST GET BACK
TO OUR GAME OF GOLF.
281
00:11:40,209 --> 00:11:42,299
HEY, THAT'LL WORK.
282
00:11:42,426 --> 00:11:43,956
OKAY.
283
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,989
- THAT'S A GOOD SWING, SIR.
- THANK YOU.
284
00:11:46,121 --> 00:11:47,471
OH, BUT WITH THE CONTROLLER,
YOU GET EXTRA DISTANCE
285
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,870
WHEN YOU EXAGGERATE
THE FOLLOW-THROUGH.
286
00:11:48,991 --> 00:11:50,381
THE FOLLOW-THROUGH, YEP.
287
00:11:50,512 --> 00:11:52,732
YOU GOT TO FINISH
WHAT YOU START.
288
00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:54,469
YOU PLAY A LOT
OF VIDEO GOLF?
289
00:11:54,598 --> 00:11:56,168
ACTUALLY, I PREFER
TO GET OUT ON THE COURSE.
290
00:11:56,294 --> 00:11:57,554
I'M CAPTAIN
OF THE GOLF TEAM AT SCHOOL.
291
00:11:57,685 --> 00:11:59,945
- REALLY?
- YES, SIR.
292
00:12:00,076 --> 00:12:02,906
UH, FIRST OFF,
JUST SQUARE UP YOUR SHOULDERS.
293
00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:03,952
YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO
SQUARE THEM UP
294
00:12:04,076 --> 00:12:05,776
LIKE A BOX, ALL RIGHT?
295
00:12:05,901 --> 00:12:09,331
OKAY.
296
00:12:09,465 --> 00:12:11,035
GREAT SHOT.
297
00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:14,081
LOOK AT THIS!
THIS BALL WENT 300 YARDS!
298
00:12:14,204 --> 00:12:15,774
THIS KID IS AWESOME.
299
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,030
WELL, THANK YOU, SIR.
300
00:12:17,161 --> 00:12:18,511
YOU CALL ME DAVID.
301
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,068
"DAVID"?
302
00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:23,253
I HAVE NO IDEA
HOW TO STOP THIS.
303
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,556
DAD, MATTHEW DIDN'T COME HERE
TO PLAY GOLF WITH YOU.
304
00:12:25,681 --> 00:12:27,161
BIRDIE!
YES!
305
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,379
OOH!
306
00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:31,206
OOH--UH, UM...
307
00:12:31,332 --> 00:12:32,372
I, UH--SORRY.
308
00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:35,206
I THOUGHT WE WERE
DOING THE BIRDIE.
309
00:12:35,332 --> 00:12:38,202
[dance music]
310
00:12:38,331 --> 00:12:41,771
♪
311
00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:44,856
THIS IS A SWEET JAM.
I LOVE THIS SONG.
312
00:12:44,983 --> 00:12:47,513
ME TOO.
I DOWNLOADED IT.
313
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:48,803
ALL RIGHT, READY?
314
00:12:48,938 --> 00:12:52,548
CROSS OVER.
- OKAY.
315
00:12:52,677 --> 00:12:54,757
THIS IS SO WRONG.
316
00:12:54,894 --> 00:12:57,104
YET ODDLY HYPNOTIC.
317
00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:02,766
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
318
00:13:02,893 --> 00:13:04,943
IT'S MATTHEW'S FAULT.
319
00:13:07,979 --> 00:13:09,539
HEY!
I'M THINKING ABOUT WEARING THIS
320
00:13:09,674 --> 00:13:11,594
TO THE FAN CLUB EVENT TONIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
321
00:13:11,717 --> 00:13:13,367
OOH, I LIKE IT.
322
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,810
MAKES ME WONDER,
"HOW'S THE VEAL?"
323
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,590
"WHAT ARE THE SPECIALS?"
324
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,146
HEY, GUESS WHOSE GOT A TEE-TIME
AT RIVIERA THIS WEEKEND.
325
00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:23,371
YOU AND ME.
326
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,368
NOPE.
ME AND MATTHEW.
327
00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:25,848
WHY DO I EVEN
COME OVER HERE?
328
00:13:25,976 --> 00:13:27,376
TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR WIFE.
329
00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:30,328
YEAH, YOU RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
330
00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:31,883
HEY!
331
00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:33,628
HOW'S MY DAUGHTER
AND HER WHALE-LOVING,
332
00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:35,367
CAPTAIN OF THE GOLF TEAM
BOYFRIEND?
333
00:13:35,496 --> 00:13:36,936
IT'S OVER WITH MATTHEW.
334
00:13:37,062 --> 00:13:38,712
I NEVER WANT TO SEE
HIS FACE AGAIN.
335
00:13:38,844 --> 00:13:40,794
OOH.
336
00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:43,720
YOU GONNA HAVE A HOUSE
FULL OF TEARS AND DRAMA.
337
00:13:43,843 --> 00:13:45,493
[sighs]
338
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,285
I'LL BE OKAY.
339
00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:53,067
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
CAN I HAVE THAT RED VELVET?
340
00:13:53,189 --> 00:13:55,669
THE RED VELVET ONE.
341
00:13:55,797 --> 00:13:59,667
YEAH, LET ME GET THAT ONE.
342
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,847
I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER FRIEND.
THIS IS--
343
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,539
EMILY, CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS?
344
00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:09,016
LOOK, I KNOW THAT WE'RE BOTH
HURTING RIGHT NOW,
345
00:14:09,144 --> 00:14:12,404
BUT I JUST NEED
TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED.
346
00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:14,414
HELLO?
I'M HOME.
347
00:14:14,534 --> 00:14:18,364
MOM!
[whimpering]
348
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,320
MATTHEW!
[whimpering]
349
00:14:20,446 --> 00:14:22,616
OH, NO, HE DIDN'T.
350
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,840
OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
351
00:14:24,968 --> 00:14:26,838
HE SAID I...
[whimpering]
352
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:27,927
WELL, DID YOU TELL HIM THAT?
353
00:14:28,054 --> 00:14:31,014
[whimpering]
DAD!
354
00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,060
DAVID.
355
00:14:32,183 --> 00:14:33,353
ME? WHAT?
356
00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:36,888
I DIDN'T--THIS IS--WHALES.
357
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,439
WE DON'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU JUST SAID.
358
00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:40,794
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
359
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,321
EMILY TEXTED MATTHEW
AND BROKE UP WITH HIM.
360
00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:45,572
SHE IS CONVINCED
THAT HE LIKES YOU MORE THAN HER.
361
00:14:45,703 --> 00:14:46,923
OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
362
00:14:47,051 --> 00:14:48,701
HONEY, YOU'RE JUMPING
TO CONCLUSIONS.
363
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:49,703
HE MADE A CD.
364
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:50,963
SEE THAT?
HOW ROMANTIC.
365
00:14:51,094 --> 00:14:52,484
IT'S FOR YOU, DAD!
366
00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:54,795
IT IS NOT.
367
00:14:54,919 --> 00:14:56,619
"DAVID'S SWEET JAMS."
368
00:14:56,745 --> 00:14:58,655
REALLY?
I MEAN, REALLY?
369
00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:00,968
NO, EMILY, EMILY.
370
00:15:01,092 --> 00:15:03,612
PLEASE, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
- SWEETIE.
371
00:15:03,744 --> 00:15:05,404
DAVID, YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH,
OKAY?
372
00:15:05,526 --> 00:15:07,176
LEAVE THE POOR CHILD BE.
373
00:15:07,309 --> 00:15:10,099
I LOVE BEING GOOD COP.
374
00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:14,271
I BROKE THEM UP, AMY.
375
00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:16,395
I STOLE EMILY'S BOYFRIEND.
376
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,264
I'LL TELL YOU,
IT'S NOT FAIR.
377
00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,044
I DON'T KNOW WHY
MY OVERWHELMING APPEAL
378
00:15:20,176 --> 00:15:22,356
HAS TO HURT MY DAUGHTER.
379
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,000
YOU DIDN'T STEAL HIM.
380
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,213
OH, I STOLE HIM.
381
00:15:25,349 --> 00:15:26,569
SHE NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.
382
00:15:26,697 --> 00:15:28,397
HONEY, HE'S BEEN A FAN
FOR A LONG TIME.
383
00:15:28,522 --> 00:15:30,262
OH, NO, NO, NO.
384
00:15:30,392 --> 00:15:33,482
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
385
00:15:33,609 --> 00:15:35,829
THIS KID WAS USING EMILY
TO GET TO ME.
386
00:15:35,957 --> 00:15:37,567
HONEY, THEY'RE KIDS.
THEY'RE KIDS.
387
00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:38,695
IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
388
00:15:38,826 --> 00:15:40,256
NO, YOU DON'T SEE IT, AMY.
389
00:15:40,391 --> 00:15:42,571
I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS BOY'S BEEN PLOTTING THIS.
390
00:15:42,694 --> 00:15:44,344
HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR EMILY
TO GET OLD ENOUGH
391
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,087
SO THAT HE COULD DATE HER
SO HE COULD COME TO OUR HOUSE
392
00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:49,906
AND RUB ELBOWS
WITH AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD.
393
00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:51,652
OKAY, OKAY.
WE'LL GO WITH THAT.
394
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,350
THIS KID,
HE BROKE MY DAUGHTER'S HEART.
395
00:15:53,476 --> 00:15:54,916
AND NOBODY BREAKS
MY LITTLE GIRL'S HEART.
396
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,261
- NOBODY.
- I'M GONNA TAKE THIS PUNK DOWN.
397
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,558
TAKE HIM DOWN, DAVID.
398
00:15:57,692 --> 00:15:59,042
I'M GONNA HIT HIM
WHERE HE LIVES, HONEY.
399
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:01,130
I'M GONNA DEPRIVE HIM
OF THE THING HE LOVES MOST--ME.
400
00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:03,087
YOU HIT HIM HARD, DAVID.
YOU HIT HIM HARD.
401
00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:05,434
- I'M GONNA TEXT HIM.
- YOU TEXT HIM.
402
00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:09,221
WAIT, WHAT?
403
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,863
ALL RIGHT.
404
00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:16,215
"DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE
AT THE FAN CLUB TONIGHT.
405
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:21,782
I NEVER WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN."
406
00:16:21,906 --> 00:16:23,906
ALL RIGHT.
407
00:16:26,645 --> 00:16:29,345
WHOA.
I JUST TOOK A PICTURE.
408
00:16:29,470 --> 00:16:31,040
WELL, NOW I KNOW HOW
TO DO THAT.
409
00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:32,165
OH, COOL.
410
00:16:32,296 --> 00:16:34,256
ALL RIGHT, AND SEND.
411
00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:36,073
- AND YOU SEND IT, DAVID.
- ALL RIGHT.
412
00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:37,909
OKAY, NOW TAKE
A PICTURE OF US.
413
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,684
AND THEN ON THE SECOND TAKE,
WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR,
414
00:16:44,816 --> 00:16:47,776
MARCUS, WHO WAS CONSTANTLY
PULLING PRANKS,
415
00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:52,172
WAS STANDING THERE IN A FULL
SAMURAI OUTFIT WITH THE SWORD.
416
00:16:52,293 --> 00:16:53,723
HE WAS DOING THAT
ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HE LIKED
417
00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:55,868
TO KEEP IT, YOU KNOW,
LIGHT AND EASY ON THE SET.
418
00:16:55,988 --> 00:16:59,158
UM, I-I DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE IS, GUYS.
419
00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:00,902
I-I HOPE HE'S OKAY.
420
00:17:01,031 --> 00:17:02,981
I'M SURE THAT YOU FOLKS
WOULD REALLY LIKE TO HEAR
421
00:17:03,118 --> 00:17:05,648
FROM THE HEAD WAITER.
422
00:17:05,769 --> 00:17:08,769
COMPASSIONATE AND COMEDIC.
423
00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:13,339
YOU ARE TRULY
THE FASCINATING MR. HOBBS.
424
00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:15,514
WELL, IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS,
BUT WE ONLY HAVE TIME
425
00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:17,807
FOR A FEW MORE QUESTIONS.
426
00:17:17,942 --> 00:17:19,722
GO AHEAD, JOE.
ASK YOUR QUESTION.
427
00:17:19,854 --> 00:17:22,034
OH, UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MY SON JOE.
428
00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:25,028
[applause]
429
00:17:26,418 --> 00:17:27,898
OKAY.
430
00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:30,297
A LOT OF MY FRIENDS
HAVE STAY-AT-HOME DADS.
431
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:34,067
DO YOU THINK THAT'S BECAUSE YOU
PLAYED SUCH A FUNNY ONE ON TV?
432
00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:39,331
SUCH AN INSIGHTFUL QUESTION.
433
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,500
ONE I'D WISHED
I'D ASKED MYSELF.
434
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:42,723
WHY?
435
00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:46,731
BECAUSE I'M CUTE.
436
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,410
UH, JOE,
DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION?
437
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:51,075
UM...
438
00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:53,377
WILL THERE GONNA BE CAKE?
439
00:17:53,501 --> 00:17:55,411
MERMAIDS?
440
00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:56,894
HEY, I'M CUTE TOO.
441
00:18:01,196 --> 00:18:02,716
YES, YOU ARE.
442
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:06,418
AND THAT'S
A VERY HANDSOME CAPE.
443
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,813
I HAVE A QUESTION.
444
00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:11,364
IT'S MATTHEW PEARSON!
I'M CALLING SECURITY.
445
00:18:11,498 --> 00:18:12,678
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
446
00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:15,323
WHOA, YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE.
447
00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:16,935
WHAT'D YOU THINK,
YOU WERE JUST GONNA
448
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,283
COME IN HERE AND ASK ME WHAT?
449
00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:21,370
HOW I STAY
IN SUCH FANTASTIC SHAPE
450
00:18:21,497 --> 00:18:24,417
WITH A TOUGH,
GRUELING SHOOTING SCHEDULE?
451
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,760
HOW DARE YOU!
452
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:29,068
IT WAS SPINNING, BY THE WAY.
453
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,752
ACTUALLY, SIR, MY QUESTION'S
FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.
454
00:18:30,887 --> 00:18:32,847
EXCUSE ME?
455
00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:35,153
WHY DID YOU
BREAK UP WITH ME, EMILY?
456
00:18:35,278 --> 00:18:37,498
BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY
LIKE MY DAD MORE THAN ME.
457
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:40,975
NO. I DON'T.
458
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,973
LOOK, I'M NOT REALLY A FAN.
459
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,723
OKAY, I DON'T EVEN WATCH
"SEE DAD RUN."
460
00:18:45,842 --> 00:18:48,402
CUT HIS MIC!
CUT HIS MIC!
461
00:18:48,537 --> 00:18:50,807
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS
TO SIT THROUGH ALL 200 EPISODES
462
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:52,228
OF THAT THING IN ONE WEEK?
463
00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:55,372
WHY IS HIS MIC NOT BEING CUT,
KEVIN?
464
00:18:55,492 --> 00:18:57,012
I ONLY DID IT
BECAUSE I LIKE YOU SO MUCH
465
00:18:57,144 --> 00:18:59,884
I WANTED TO IMPRESS YOUR DAD.
466
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,633
THAT IS SO ROMANTIC.
467
00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:04,531
OH, NOW I GET IT, DAD.
468
00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:07,934
MATTHEW WAS USING YOU
TO GET TO ME.
469
00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:10,925
I CAN SEE THAT.
470
00:19:11,055 --> 00:19:13,145
AND THE CD HE MADE
WAS JUST A PLOY.
471
00:19:13,272 --> 00:19:15,012
I GET IT.
472
00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:17,101
I BET HE EVEN
LET YOU WIN AT FAKE GOLF.
473
00:19:17,228 --> 00:19:20,318
THAT'S ENOUGH
INTO THE MIC, YOUNG LADY.
474
00:19:20,445 --> 00:19:21,965
BRAVO.
475
00:19:22,097 --> 00:19:23,837
WHAT A COMPELLING
HOBBSIAN MOMENT
476
00:19:23,966 --> 00:19:27,496
BETWEEN FATHER AND DAUGHTER.
477
00:19:27,618 --> 00:19:29,578
WAIT!
OH, WAIT.
478
00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:30,964
WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, DAVID?
479
00:19:31,096 --> 00:19:32,276
HUH?
- WHAT?
480
00:19:32,399 --> 00:19:34,139
HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT
TO SEE MY FACE?
481
00:19:34,269 --> 00:19:35,749
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- LOOK, LOOK.
482
00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:38,617
"I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE
AT THE FAN CLUB TONIGHT.
483
00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:40,706
I DON'T EVER WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN."
484
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,273
WITH A PICTURE
OF YOU TWO MOCKING ME.
485
00:19:43,397 --> 00:19:45,487
MARCUS.
MARCUS.
486
00:19:45,615 --> 00:19:47,575
THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU.
THAT WAS MEANT FOR MATTHEW.
487
00:19:47,701 --> 00:19:49,741
[laughs]
MATTHEW?
488
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,185
I KNEW YOU WOULD
NEVER SAY THAT TO ME.
489
00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:54,099
UM, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE
EARLIER, PEOPLE,
490
00:19:54,222 --> 00:19:56,912
BUT I HAD CAR TROUBLE.
491
00:19:57,048 --> 00:19:59,578
THAT'S WHY I'M CRYING,
TRYING TO GET HERE.
492
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:04,840
UM, MAKE SURE YOU
CHANGE YOUR OIL, PEOPLE.
493
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,960
YOU HEAR THAT, MATTHEW?
HUH?
494
00:20:06,090 --> 00:20:07,260
DAVID NEVER WANTS...
[mic cuts off]
495
00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:09,794
TO SEE YOUR FACE AG--
496
00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:12,346
NOW YOU CUT THE MIC?
497
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,050
COME ON!
498
00:20:16,219 --> 00:20:17,959
NICE SWING, KENNY.
[chime]
499
00:20:18,089 --> 00:20:19,829
YAY!
BIRDIE!
500
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,217
HEY, JANIE.
WHO'S YOUR NEW FRIEND?
501
00:20:22,349 --> 00:20:24,179
KENNY.
HE LIVES DOWN THE STREET.
502
00:20:24,304 --> 00:20:26,304
OH, WELL, HEY,
WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
503
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:27,735
TELL ME SOMETHING
ABOUT YOURSELF?
504
00:20:27,869 --> 00:20:30,789
HE LOVES YOUR SHOW, DADDY.
IT'S HIS FAVORITE.
505
00:20:30,913 --> 00:20:32,133
I'M NOT BUYING IT, KENNY.
506
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,560
YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHARM YOUR WAY
INTO THIS HOUSE
507
00:20:33,695 --> 00:20:34,565
BY KISSING UP TO ME.
508
00:20:34,694 --> 00:20:37,874
YOU'RE FUNNY.
509
00:20:37,999 --> 00:20:39,309
REALLY?
YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?
510
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:40,123
YEAH.
511
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:44,723
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