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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:03,066 (STATIC) 2 00:00:05,567 --> 00:00:07,367 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:25,900 ♪ 4 00:00:25,934 --> 00:00:27,066 -(SPEAKING SPANISH) 5 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,233 -DOGG POPPING'. 6 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,233 WHAT'S GOING ON, SIR? 7 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,233 -MALE #1: WHAT IT IS, 8 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,233 PIMPING? 9 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:35,700 AIN'T NOTHING TO IT, 10 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:35,700 BUT TO DO IT, MAN. 11 00:00:35,734 --> 00:00:38,266 SITTING BACK HERE, BLOWING 12 00:00:35,734 --> 00:00:38,266 IN THE WIND, AT IT AGAIN. 13 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:41,300 ONCE AGAIN, 14 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:41,300 TIME AND TIME AGAIN. 15 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:41,300 -YES, SIR. 16 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,667 -BUT I WANTED TO TALK 17 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,667 TO YOU, MAN, 18 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:44,333 BEFORE YOU DO YOUR 19 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:44,333 THING-THING THIS HERE EVENING. 20 00:00:44,367 --> 00:00:46,433 MAN, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE DOING 21 00:00:44,367 --> 00:00:46,433 SOMETHING REAL BIG TONIGHT, 22 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:48,934 SO BEFORE YOU DO 23 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:48,934 WHAT YOU DO, 24 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:50,600 I WANT TO GIVE YOU 25 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:50,600 SOME INSTRUCTIONS. 26 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,133 HAVE AT. 27 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,133 -ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. 28 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,000 -NOW, THE INSTRUCTIONS IS THIS, 29 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,000 I WANT YOU TO PAY 30 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:55,633 CLOSE ATTENTION. 31 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:55,633 -YES, SIR. 32 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:57,967 (OFFSCREEN) 33 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:57,967 -MALE #1: BEFORE YOU STEP 34 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:57,967 ON STAGE TONIGHT, 35 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,667 YOU GOT TO GO UP THERE 36 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,667 WITH THE SPIRIT, 37 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:03,066 WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE 38 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:03,066 LATE GREAT RED FOX. 39 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:05,500 THE SPIRIT 40 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:05,500 OF RICHARD PRYOR. 41 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,767 THE SPIRIT OF-- 42 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,767 OF TELLING IT LIKE IT IS 43 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,433 AND NOT LIKE IT WAS, 44 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,433 YOU DIG? 45 00:01:09,467 --> 00:01:10,734 AND ONLY YOU CAN DO 46 00:01:09,467 --> 00:01:10,734 WHAT YOU DO. 47 00:01:10,767 --> 00:01:12,567 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DOING 48 00:01:10,767 --> 00:01:12,567 WHAT YOU'RE DOING 49 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,734 AND YOU'RE DOING IT 50 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,734 SO FLAMBOYANT AND SO FLY. 51 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:16,767 AND I'M WATCHING FROM AFAR, 52 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:16,767 BUT THEN AGAIN, 53 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:20,400 I FELT LIKE I'M SO NEAR AND I'M 54 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:20,400 SO CLOSE AT THE SAME TIME. 55 00:01:20,433 --> 00:01:23,333 AND AS I START TO WATCH YOU 56 00:01:20,433 --> 00:01:23,333 AND DEVELOP A KEEN SENSE 57 00:01:23,367 --> 00:01:26,667 OF LOVING WHAT YOU DO AND HOW 58 00:01:23,367 --> 00:01:26,667 YOU DO WHAT YOU DOIN', KATT. 59 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,133 STAY HARD 60 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,133 IN THE YARD. 61 00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:30,033 DON'T PLAY, 62 00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:30,033 PUT SOME PAINT WHERE IT AIN'T. 63 00:01:30,066 --> 00:01:31,467 DON'T BE NERVOUS, 64 00:01:30,066 --> 00:01:31,467 BE AT THEY SERVICE. 65 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:34,333 GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT, 66 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:34,333 GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY NEED, MAN. 67 00:01:34,367 --> 00:01:37,333 I WANT YOU TO FLY 68 00:01:34,367 --> 00:01:37,333 TO THE MOON, YOUNG MAN. 69 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:41,200 I'MA GO UP TO THE STARS 70 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:41,200 AND I WANT YOU TO MEET ME THERE. 71 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:44,367 -YEAH. 72 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:44,367 -SO I'LL HOLLER AT YOU. 73 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,367 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 74 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,433 ♪ 75 00:01:48,467 --> 00:01:49,967 (OFFSCREEN) 76 00:01:48,467 --> 00:01:49,967 -MALE #2: WHO WE GOT 77 00:01:48,467 --> 00:01:49,967 IN THE HOUSE? 78 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,066 WE GOT A FEW PEOPLE 79 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,066 IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT. 80 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,767 WE GOT LIL JOHN 81 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,767 IN THE HOUSE. 82 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,700 -NIGGAS'LL BE LATE FOR THEY OWN 83 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,700 FUNERAL IF THEY WASN'T DEAD. 84 00:01:57,734 --> 00:02:00,300 (OFFSCREEN) 85 00:01:57,734 --> 00:02:00,300 -MALE #2: WE GOT SLEEPY BROWN 86 00:01:57,734 --> 00:02:00,300 IN THE HOUSE. 87 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:03,633 WE GOT CAM'RON AND THE DIPSET 88 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:03,633 IN THE HOUSE. 89 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:05,967 -Y'ALL TAKE IT EASY, 90 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:05,967 CELEBRITIES IS PEOPLE TOO. 91 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,066 -HEY, HEY, HEY, 92 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,066 IT'S LOVE, MOTHER FUCKER, LOVE! 93 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:12,133 (OFFSCREEN) 94 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:12,133 -FEMALE #1: WE TRYING TO TAPE 95 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:12,133 A SPECIAL, PEOPLE. 96 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:15,033 IT'S TELEVISION. 97 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:15,033 (OFFSCREEN) 98 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:15,033 -MALE #2: WE GOT DISTRAUGHT 99 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:15,033 MOTHER FUCKER OVER HERE, 100 00:02:15,066 --> 00:02:16,900 BIG WILL 101 00:02:15,066 --> 00:02:16,900 IN THE HOUSE. 102 00:02:16,934 --> 00:02:18,633 -IT'S JUST A REGULAR DAY 103 00:02:16,934 --> 00:02:18,633 IN ATLANTA. 104 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:22,000 BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, 105 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:22,000 CRACK HEADS SMOKING, 106 00:02:22,033 --> 00:02:24,333 DOGS BARKING. 107 00:02:24,367 --> 00:02:27,467 NOTHING'S REALLY 108 00:02:24,367 --> 00:02:27,467 HAPPENING. 109 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,700 FOR NOW. 110 00:02:29,734 --> 00:02:31,934 -DA BRAT IS IN 111 00:02:29,734 --> 00:02:31,934 THE HOUSE? 112 00:02:31,967 --> 00:02:35,300 OH SHIT, COMING FROM 113 00:02:31,967 --> 00:02:35,300 THE 6-0-6-0-4. 114 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:37,567 -DO NOT HAVE YOU CAT 115 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:37,567 SPAYED OR NEUTERED. 116 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:41,000 -MALE #2: WE GOT ANDRE 3000 117 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:41,000 IN THE HOUSE. 118 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:41,000 (OFFSCREEN) 119 00:02:41,033 --> 00:02:44,266 NIGGA, SHUT UP, 120 00:02:41,033 --> 00:02:44,266 I KNOW WHO HERE! 121 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,667 WHEN I INTRODUCE THIS MAN 122 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,667 COMING TO THE STAGE, 123 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,700 'CAUSE HE'S THE REASON THAT 124 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,700 WE'RE ALL HERE TONIGHT, 125 00:02:50,734 --> 00:02:55,467 I WANT Y'ALL TO STAND 126 00:02:50,734 --> 00:02:55,467 ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FEET 127 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,200 BECAUSE IF YOU SIT DOWN, 128 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,200 YOU'RE STILL GONNA BE 129 00:02:57,233 --> 00:03:00,000 TALLER THAN THIS 130 00:02:57,233 --> 00:03:00,000 LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER. 131 00:03:00,033 --> 00:03:02,834 YOU SEE HIM EVERY DAY 132 00:03:00,033 --> 00:03:02,834 ON WILD AND OUT. 133 00:03:02,867 --> 00:03:05,166 (APPLAUSE) 134 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:13,200 STAND ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING 135 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:13,200 FEET AND GIVE IT UP 136 00:03:13,233 --> 00:03:15,333 FOR KATT WILLIAMS! 137 00:03:15,367 --> 00:04:03,500 ♪ 138 00:04:07,533 --> 00:04:11,467 -GOOD EVENING, LADIES 139 00:04:07,533 --> 00:04:11,467 AND GENTLEMEN, HOW ARE YOU? 140 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:14,333 WHAT A MOTHER FUCKING PLEASURE 141 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:14,333 TO BE HERE IN ATLANTA. 142 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:17,500 GOD DAMN, ATLANTA, 143 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:17,500 LOOK AT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS, 144 00:04:17,533 --> 00:04:20,934 GOD DAMMIT! 145 00:04:20,967 --> 00:04:23,033 I DON'T KNOW 146 00:04:20,967 --> 00:04:23,033 WHAT THE-- 147 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,900 I DIG IT, DON'T KNOW 148 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,900 WHETHER TO CRY 149 00:04:28,934 --> 00:04:30,567 OR JUST GET FUCKED UP, 150 00:04:28,934 --> 00:04:30,567 SO I'M GONNA DO 151 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,900 A COMBINATION OF BOTH 152 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,900 A LITTLE BIT LATER. 153 00:04:32,934 --> 00:04:34,433 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL 154 00:04:32,934 --> 00:04:34,433 MOTHER FUCKING PLACE. 155 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:36,867 I WANT TO THANK ALL 156 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:36,867 THE HAIRSTYLISTS IN ATLANTA. 157 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:41,133 THERE'S NINE MILLION OF YOU 158 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:41,133 MOTHER FUCKERS, THANK YOU. 159 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:44,100 ONE MORE OF YOU BITCHES 160 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:44,100 ASK TO DO MY GOD DAMN HAIR, 161 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:46,667 FUCK NO, Y'ALL, 162 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:46,667 FUCK THAT. 163 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,767 SAYING STUPID SHIT TO A NIGGA 164 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,767 TALKING ABOUT, 165 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,333 "NO NIGGA, YOUR HAIR 166 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,333 RETAIN HEAT." 167 00:04:50,367 --> 00:04:52,667 BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK, 168 00:04:50,367 --> 00:04:52,667 I DONE HAD THIS HAIR ALL DAY. 169 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:55,100 BITCH, IT AIN'T 170 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:55,100 BURN ME YET. 171 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:58,567 WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU 172 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:58,567 TALKING ABOUT? I DON'T-- 173 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,233 AIN'T NOTHING LIKE ATLANTA, 174 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,233 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK 175 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,133 WHAT A NIGGA SAY, 176 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,133 NOTHING LIKE ATLANTA. 177 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:03,900 IT'S SO MANY-- 178 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:06,000 GOD DAMN! 179 00:05:06,033 --> 00:05:07,834 THERE'S SO MANY FINE 180 00:05:06,033 --> 00:05:07,834 BITCHES IN ATLANTA, 181 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:09,934 MAKE A NIGGA HAVE 182 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:09,934 A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 183 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:12,600 SHUBADANAYA, 184 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:12,600 SHOULDA BOUGHT A HONDA. 185 00:05:12,633 --> 00:05:15,133 PLEASE DON'T GET ANGRY, LADY, 186 00:05:12,633 --> 00:05:15,133 I'M ONLY CALLING YOU BITCHES 187 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,967 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW 188 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,967 YOUR NAMES INDIVIDUALLY. 189 00:05:17,033 --> 00:05:19,200 HOLLER IF YOU 190 00:05:17,033 --> 00:05:19,200 HEAR ME NOW. 191 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:22,433 LET'S NOT GET SENSITIVE 192 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:22,433 THIS EVENING. LET'S NOT-- 193 00:05:22,467 --> 00:05:24,333 LIFE IS TOO 194 00:05:22,467 --> 00:05:24,333 MOTHER FUCKING SHORT, 195 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:26,633 I AM HAPPIER THAN 196 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:26,633 A MOTHER FUCKER TO BE HERE. 197 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:28,133 AIN'T NOTHING LIKE ATLANTA, 198 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:28,133 YOU DON'T KNOW 199 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:29,934 WHAT THE FUCK 200 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:29,934 YOU GONNA GET. 201 00:05:29,967 --> 00:05:32,533 THIS IS THE MOST NASTIEST, 202 00:05:29,967 --> 00:05:32,533 DIRTIEST, UGLIEST, 203 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:36,133 MOST BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL PLACE 204 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:36,133 IN ALL OF AMERICA. 205 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:40,200 YOU COULD GET--ALL YOUR DREAMS 206 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:40,200 COULD COME TRUE 207 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:42,800 AT MAGIC CITY OR YOU COULD GET 208 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:42,800 KILLED AT A STOP LIGHT. 209 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:44,533 NIGGA, YOU NEVER 210 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:44,533 FUCKING KNOW. 211 00:05:44,567 --> 00:05:47,066 IT CAN HAPPEN 212 00:05:44,567 --> 00:05:47,066 RIGHT HERE, NIGGA. 213 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,867 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 214 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,867 TO TELL JESUS. 215 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:52,867 YOU JUST, "JESUS, 216 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:52,867 I DON'T KNOW, DAMN! 217 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,367 THE NIGGA LOOKED AT ME, 218 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,367 I LOOKED BACK, 219 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,633 THAT WAS IT, JESUS, 220 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,633 I'M HERE NOW." 221 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:00,900 LIFE IS FUCKING SHORT, 222 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:00,900 STOP BEING UNGRATEFUL 223 00:06:00,934 --> 00:06:02,266 ABOUT YOUR 224 00:06:00,934 --> 00:06:02,266 MOTHER FUCKING LIFE. 225 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:03,467 YOU GOTTA LEARN 226 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:03,467 TO BE GRATEFUL. 227 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:06,433 IF GOD DONE BLESS YOU 228 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:06,433 IN A CHRYSLER 300, 229 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:09,367 BE HAPPY YOU GOT 230 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:09,367 A CHRYSLER 300. 231 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,300 STOP WALKING AROUND 232 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,300 TALKING SHIT, TALKING ABOUT, 233 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:13,600 "NIGGA, I GOT IT 'CAUSE IT 234 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:13,600 LOOKED JUST LIKE A PHANTOM." 235 00:06:13,633 --> 00:06:18,700 NO, NIGGA, IT LOOKED LIKE 236 00:06:13,633 --> 00:06:18,700 A CHRYSLER 300. 237 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:20,533 THE FUCK-- 238 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:22,467 (APPLAUSE) 239 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:24,600 THE FUCKED UP PART IS IT 240 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:24,600 DO LOOK LIKE A PHANTOM 241 00:06:24,633 --> 00:06:28,000 UNTIL A PHANTOM 242 00:06:24,633 --> 00:06:28,000 PULL UP. 243 00:06:28,033 --> 00:06:32,400 THEN YOU JUST GET 244 00:06:28,033 --> 00:06:32,400 IN THAT MOTHER FUCKER-- 245 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,767 "THIS IS BULLSHIT, I DON'T 246 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,767 EVEN WANT TO BE ON THIS STREET. 247 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,033 NIGGA, I DON'T 248 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,033 EVEN WANT--" 249 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,734 ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU GOT 250 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,734 TO BE GRATEFUL 251 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:44,066 ABOUT YOUR 252 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:44,066 MOTHER FUCKING LIFE. 253 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:46,300 LADIES, YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND 254 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:46,300 THAT AS LONG AS 255 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:49,166 YOU GOT A VAGINA, YOU RUN THE 256 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:49,166 ENTIRE MOTHER FUCKING UNIVERSE. 257 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,567 THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, 258 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,567 YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT. 259 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,800 THE ONLY NIGGAS THAT DON'T 260 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,800 AGREE IS HOMOSEXUALS 261 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:56,100 AND WE WASN'T TALKING 262 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:56,100 TO Y'ALL. 263 00:06:56,133 --> 00:06:59,300 THIS AIN'T YOUR PART 264 00:06:56,133 --> 00:06:59,300 OF THE SHOW RIGHT NOW. 265 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:03,333 LADIES, I'M TELLING YOU, 266 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:03,333 YOU GOT TO BE THE SHIT TO YOU. 267 00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:04,867 STOP WAITING ON 268 00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:04,867 A NIGGA TO VERIFY 269 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,133 WHETHER YOU 270 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,133 THE SHIT OF NOT. 271 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:09,300 BITCH, IF YOU THE SHIT, 272 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:09,300 YOU THE MOTHER FUCKING SHIT. 273 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:11,400 WE TIRED OF Y'ALL 274 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:11,400 GETTING WITH US 275 00:07:11,433 --> 00:07:14,734 AND BLAMING US FOR SHIT 276 00:07:11,433 --> 00:07:14,734 WE AIN'T EVEN IN CONTROL OF. 277 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,767 YOU DONE GOT WITH A NIGGA, 278 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,767 NOW YOU TALKING ABOUT, 279 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,400 "YOU FUCKED UP 280 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,400 MY SELF ESTEEM." 281 00:07:18,433 --> 00:07:21,800 "BITCH, IT'S CALLED 282 00:07:18,433 --> 00:07:21,800 SELF ESTEEM! 283 00:07:21,834 --> 00:07:25,600 IT'S ESTEEM OF YOUR 284 00:07:21,834 --> 00:07:25,600 MOTHER FUCKING SELF, BITCH! 285 00:07:25,633 --> 00:07:27,133 HOW THE FUCK COULD 286 00:07:25,633 --> 00:07:27,133 I FUCK UP HOW YOU FEEL 287 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:30,400 ABOUT YOU, 288 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:30,400 SIMPLE BITCH?" 289 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:32,533 I'M JUST SAYING, LADIES, 290 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:32,533 STOP TRIPPING ON SHIT 291 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:34,400 THAT DON'T EVEN 292 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:34,400 MOTHER FUCKING MATTER. 293 00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:37,700 NEVER IN THE HISTORY 294 00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:37,700 OF NIGGADOM HAS A NIGGA-- 295 00:07:37,734 --> 00:07:40,033 (LAUGHTER) 296 00:07:42,734 --> 00:07:45,367 NEVER IN THE HISTORY 297 00:07:42,734 --> 00:07:45,367 OF NIGGADOM HAS A NIGGA 298 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,533 BEEN GETTING READY 299 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,533 TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN 300 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:50,700 AND CHANGED HIS MIND BECAUSE 301 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:50,700 HER FINGERNAILS AND TOENAILS 302 00:07:50,734 --> 00:07:52,700 DIDN'T MATCH, 303 00:07:50,734 --> 00:07:52,700 NOT NEVER. 304 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:55,600 NOT NEVER, NEVER HAS A NIGGA 305 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:55,600 BEEN PUTTING A CONDOM ON 306 00:07:55,633 --> 00:07:58,233 AND WENT, "BITCH, IS THAT 307 00:07:55,633 --> 00:07:58,233 PLUM AND RED? 308 00:07:58,266 --> 00:07:59,967 I CAN'T EVEN DO IT, BITCH, 309 00:07:58,266 --> 00:07:59,967 I'M OUTTA HERE. 310 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,633 I CAN'T EVEN 311 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,633 DO THAT." 312 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:05,367 JUST SAYING, LADIES, 313 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:05,367 STOP WORRYING ABOUT 314 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,367 SHIT THAT DON'T MATTER. 315 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,266 SOME OF Y'ALL DONE HAVE 316 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,266 SOME BABIES, 317 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:09,667 NOW YOU GOT 318 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:09,667 SOME STRETCH MARKS. 319 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:13,000 YOU WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE 320 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:13,000 BITTER, BLAMING THE BABY. 321 00:08:13,033 --> 00:08:15,367 SHOWING THE BABY 322 00:08:13,033 --> 00:08:15,367 YOUR HIGH SCHOOL PICTURE, 323 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:20,333 TALKING ABOUT, "LOOK 324 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:20,333 WHAT YOU DID TO ME!" 325 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,967 FUCK THAT, IF YOUR MAN GOT A 326 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,967 PROBLEM WITH YOUR STRETCH MARKS, 327 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,166 I SUGGEST YOU STOP FUCKING 328 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,166 WITH BITCH NIGGAS. 329 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,600 THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 330 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,367 THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 331 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,300 I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL 332 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,300 REAL NIGGAS IN ATTENDANCE TODAY 333 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:34,133 WHEN I SAY WE AIN'T 334 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:34,133 GOT TIME TO WORRY ABOUT 335 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:35,800 NO SHIT 336 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:35,800 LIKE STRETCH MARKS. 337 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:38,767 WE KNOW THEY EITHER CAME FROM 338 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:38,767 ONE OF TWO THINGS, NIGGA, 339 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,066 EITHER YOU WAS BIG 340 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,066 AND GOT SMALL... 341 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:44,600 OR YOU WAS SMALL 342 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:44,600 AND GOT BIG. 343 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:45,967 EITHER WAY, 344 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:45,967 WE FUCKING. 345 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,467 EITHER WAY. 346 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,633 (APPLAUSE) 347 00:08:51,934 --> 00:08:53,967 SHIT. 348 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,467 LADIES, 349 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,467 ON THE OTHER HAND, 350 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,000 IF YOU 25 YEARS OLD 351 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,000 AND YOU STILL WALKING AROUND 352 00:08:59,033 --> 00:09:00,533 TALKING ABOUT 353 00:08:59,033 --> 00:09:00,533 NIGGAS AIN'T SHIT, 354 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:02,934 YOU NEED TO GET A HANDLE 355 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:02,934 ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE 356 00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:05,233 AND TAKE SOME 357 00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:05,233 RESPONSIBILITY, BITCH. 358 00:09:05,266 --> 00:09:06,800 WHAT YOU MEAN TO SAY 359 00:09:05,266 --> 00:09:06,800 IS ALL THE NIGGAS 360 00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:09,233 YOU FUCKED WITH 361 00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:09,233 AIN'T SHIT. 362 00:09:09,266 --> 00:09:11,200 YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT 363 00:09:09,266 --> 00:09:11,200 WHAT IT IS ABOUT YOUR PUSSY 364 00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:14,800 THAT KEEP ATTRACTING 365 00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:14,800 AIN'T SHIT NIGGAS. 366 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:15,967 IT'S YOUR OWN 367 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:15,967 PERSONAL BUSINESS. 368 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 I'M JUST SAYING 369 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 LIFE IS SHORT. 370 00:09:18,033 --> 00:09:20,533 TO MY NIGGAS, 371 00:09:18,033 --> 00:09:20,533 I KNOW YOU GOT TO BE HARD. 372 00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:22,834 A BLACK MAN IN AMERICA, YOU GOT 373 00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:22,834 TO BE A HARD MOTHER FUCKER. 374 00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:25,467 BUT WE ALL KNOW NIGGAS IS HARD 375 00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:25,467 ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIME. 376 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,033 YOU CAN'T FORGET TO ENJOY 377 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,033 YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE. 378 00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:29,767 WE ALL KNOW NIGGAS IS HARD 379 00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:29,767 AS SEVEN O'CLOCK 380 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,867 IN THE MOTHER FUCKING 381 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,867 MORNING. 382 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,467 YOU LIKE, "NIGGA, 383 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,467 WAIT A MINUTE, NIGGA. 384 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,467 YOU ANGRY 385 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,467 AT BREAKFAST, NIGGA? 386 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:40,300 YOU GANG BANGING 387 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:40,300 ON BACON, NIGGA? THIS IS--" 388 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,533 I KNOW BITCHES HERE THAT MADE IT 389 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,533 REAL COOL TO BE SHOT. 390 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:44,166 LET ME JUST SAY, 391 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:44,166 I'VE BEEN SHOT BEFORE. 392 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,500 AIN'T SHIT 393 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,500 COOL ABOUT IT. 394 00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:47,467 WHEN I GOT SHOT, 395 00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:47,467 AIN'T NO BITCHES COME OUT. 396 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:50,300 AIN'T NO MUSIC PLAYED, 397 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:50,300 NOTHING. 398 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,800 THE FUCKED UP PART 399 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,800 WHEN I GOT SHOT, 400 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,133 I WASN'T EVEN 401 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,133 IN THE ALTERCATION. 402 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:54,834 I'M OUTSIDE THE CLUB WATCHING 403 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:54,834 SOME OTHER NIGGAS. 404 00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:57,433 "LOOK AT THESE 405 00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:57,433 CRAZY NIGGAS. 406 00:09:57,467 --> 00:09:58,734 OH SHIT, 407 00:09:57,467 --> 00:09:58,734 THAT NIGGA GOT A GUN. 408 00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,800 NIGGA, THIS BETTER 409 00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,800 BE GOOD--" BAM! 410 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,333 "WAIT A MINUTE, JESUS! 411 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,333 PIMP DOWN! 412 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:06,533 PIMP DOWN IN TWO, BITCH, 413 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:06,533 GET THE TRUCK! 414 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,567 THIS IS BULLSHIT, 415 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,567 I DONE GOT BLOOD IN MY PERM. 416 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,700 NIGGA, I'M GONNA BLACK OUT. 417 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,700 I'M GONNA BLACK--" 418 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,533 ALL I'M SAYING, YOU GOT TO ENJOY 419 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,533 YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE. 420 00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:24,834 THAT'S ALL THE FUCK 421 00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:24,834 I'M SAYING. 422 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,467 ENJOY YOUR 423 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,467 GOD DAMN LIFE. 424 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,500 LIFE IS FUCKING SHORT, 425 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,500 ENJOY THAT SHIT. 426 00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:31,233 SOME OF Y'ALL JUST NEED 427 00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:31,233 TO SMOKE SOME WEED 428 00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:33,467 AND SEE IF IT DON'T HELP 429 00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:33,467 THE QUALITY OF YOUR 430 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,900 MOTHER FUCKING LIFE. 431 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,467 I KNOW, 432 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,467 I SEE SOME OF Y'ALL. 433 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,567 LOOK, I UNDERSTAND, 434 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,567 IF YOU AIN'T SMOKING WEED 435 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,600 'CAUSE YOU GOT A GOOD JOB 436 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,600 THEN BY ALL MEANS 437 00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:42,133 MAKE YOUR 438 00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:42,133 PAPER, BOO-BOO. 439 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,834 BUT IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB 440 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,834 AND YOU NOT SMOKING WEED, 441 00:10:44,867 --> 00:10:47,100 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK 442 00:10:44,867 --> 00:10:47,100 YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. 443 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:48,767 I REALLY DON'T. 444 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,100 I REALLY DON'T. 445 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,800 DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT 446 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,800 ABOUT IT'S A DRUG. 447 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,100 IT AIN'T NO 448 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,100 MOTHER FUCKING DRUG. 449 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:55,500 I DONE DONE THE RESEARCH, 450 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:55,500 IT'S JUST A PLANT. 451 00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:56,767 IT JUST GROW LIKE THAT. 452 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:00,033 AND IF YOU SHOULD SO HAPPEN 453 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:00,033 TO SET IT ON FIRE... 454 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,200 THERE ARE SOME EFFECTS. 455 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,066 BUT THAT'S NOT 456 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,066 THE SAME AS DRUGS. 457 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,967 DRUGS, YOU GOT TO DO 458 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,967 SHIT TO IT CHEMICALLY. 459 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,100 YOU GOT TO ADD BAKING SODA, 460 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,100 WATER, STIR IT UP. 461 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,800 I DON'T KNOW THE RECIPE, 462 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,800 I'M JUST SAYING. 463 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:17,000 IT'S SOME SHIT 464 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:17,000 YOU GOT TO DO TO IT. 465 00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:18,967 BUT WHY THE FUCK IT'S ILLEGAL, 466 00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:18,967 I DON'T KNOW. 467 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,734 ASPIRIN IS PERFECTLY LEGAL, 468 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,734 BUT IF YOU TAKE 469 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:25,633 13 OF THEM MOTHER FUCKERS, 470 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:25,633 IT'LL BE YOUR LAST HEADACHE. 471 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,333 LONG AS YOU BEEN LIVING, 472 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,333 YOU AIN'T NEVER HEARD 473 00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:29,266 OF A MOTHER FUCKER 474 00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:29,266 OVERDOSE ON MARIJUANA. 475 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,934 YOU MIGHT'VE THOUGHT 476 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,934 THAT NIGGA WAS DEAD. 477 00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:33,233 HE AIN'T DEAD. 478 00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:34,834 HE GONNA WAKE UP 479 00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:34,834 IN 30 MINUTES HUNGRY ENOUGH 480 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:37,400 TO EAT UP EVERYTHING 481 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:37,400 IN YOUR HOUSE. 482 00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:39,867 THAT'S THE SIDE EFFECTS; 483 00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:39,867 HUNGRY, HAPPY, SLEEPY. 484 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,066 THAT'S IT. 485 00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,033 ONLY TESTIFY. 486 00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:48,467 I'M JUST SAYING, 487 00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:48,467 I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU-- 488 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,467 IF YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED UP, 489 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,467 YOU NEED WEED. 490 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,066 WEED IS PUT ON THIS EARTH 491 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,066 FOR NIGGAS ON THE STRUGGLE. 492 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,433 NIGGAS ON THE GRIND. 493 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:59,300 THERE IS A CHEMICAL IN WEED 494 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:59,300 THAT'S CALLED FUCK IT. 495 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,900 AND IF YOU CAN JUST GET 496 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,900 THAT IN YOUR SYSTEM, 497 00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:02,200 IT COULD CHANGE 498 00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:02,200 YOUR LIFE. 499 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,600 SOME OF Y'ALL BE CRYING 500 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,600 ABOUT BILLS YOU CAN'T PAY. 501 00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:07,300 JUST, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT 502 00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:07,300 I'MA DO ABOUT THIS LIGHT BILL. 503 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,233 THEY DON'T WANT--THEY WANT 504 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,233 THE WHOLE THING. 505 00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:11,633 THEY DON'T WANT 506 00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:11,633 A PIECE OF IT, A DEPOSIT." 507 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,867 JUST HIT THE BLUNT ONE TIME 508 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,867 AND SEE IF IT DON'T 509 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,767 CHANGE YOUR PERCEPTION OF WHAT'S 510 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,767 IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE. 511 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,633 YOU JUST, "I DON'T KNOW 512 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,633 WHAT I'MA DO ABOUT THIS LIGHT-- 513 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,834 FUCK THEM 514 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,834 GOD DAMN LIGHTS. 515 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:27,700 I GOT 12 CANDLES, I'VE BEEN 516 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:27,700 WAITING TO BURN THEM BITCHES." 517 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,233 HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, THOUGH. 518 00:12:35,266 --> 00:12:37,100 HAVE TO BE CAREFUL 519 00:12:35,266 --> 00:12:37,100 'CAUSE WEED IS GETTING 520 00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:39,533 STRONGER EVERY TWO WEEKS. 521 00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:41,633 AND THESE NIGGAS 522 00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:41,633 AIN'T SENDING OUT MEMOS 523 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,533 OR BULLETINS 524 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,533 OR NOTHING. 525 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,467 THE SHIT JUST STRONG 526 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,467 FOR NO REASON 527 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,467 AND THESE NIGGAS THAT SELL 528 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,467 THE WEED BE HAPPIER 529 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,100 THAN A MOTHER FUCKER 530 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,100 TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH STRONGER 531 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:51,934 THIS SHIT IS THAN 532 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:51,934 THE LAST SHIT. 533 00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:55,633 JUST AS SOON AS THEY SEE YOU, 534 00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:55,633 JUST, "NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA. 535 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:58,600 NIGGA, YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIT 536 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:58,600 I GAVE YOU LAST WEEK? 537 00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:01,000 NIGGA, IT'S NOTHING. 538 00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,734 IT'S NOTHING, NIGGA. 539 00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,734 NIGGA, IT'S NOTHING. 540 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,033 THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, NIGGA, 541 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,033 THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, NIGGA. 542 00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:10,700 RIGHT HERE, THIS SHIT NIGGA. 543 00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:10,700 THIS SHIT HERE, NIGGA." 544 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:13,867 ALWAYS HAVE SOME 545 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:13,867 FUCKED UP NAME. 546 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,700 "IT'S CRYPTOCHRONICCUNALIKE, 547 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,700 NIGGA." 548 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,633 ALWAYS HAS SOME 549 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,633 FUCKED UP ASS NAME. 550 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,433 "LISTEN, NIGGA, THIS SHIT 551 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,433 HERE, NIGGA. 552 00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:26,033 THIS SHIT HERE, NIGGA, THIS 553 00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:26,033 SHIT'S CALLED DEATH, NIGGA." 554 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,667 YOU BE LIKE, "NIGGA, THAT DON'T 555 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,667 EVEN SOUND ATTRACTIVE. 556 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:32,934 WHAT THE--YOU MEAN, 557 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:32,934 I'M GONNA HIT IT AND DIE, NIGGA? 558 00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:34,400 IS THAT WHAT--" 559 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:37,700 "NO, NIGGA, NOT DEATH, 560 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:37,700 NIGGA, DEAF. 561 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:42,033 YOU HIT THIS SHIT TWICE, NIGGA, 562 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:42,033 YOU CAN'T HEAR SHIT." 563 00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:45,433 LIKE, "NIGGA, I GOT SHIT 564 00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:45,433 TO DO TODAY. WHAT THE FUCK?" 565 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:48,567 YOUR KIDS BE CALLING YOU 566 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:48,567 ALL DAY, "DADDY!" 567 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,734 (LAUGHTER) 568 00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:59,200 FUCKING AROUND WITH THEM 569 00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:59,200 MOTHER FUCKERS. 570 00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,133 I'M USED TO SMOKING SOME WEED 571 00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,133 AND GETTING THE MUNCHIES. 572 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,100 THIS NIGGA SOLD ME SOME SHIT 573 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,100 THAT HAD ME LOOKING AT 574 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,233 THE REFRIGERATOR 575 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,233 FOR THREE HOURS. 576 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:08,533 I'M JUST IN THE KITCHEN, 577 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:08,533 SITTING ON THE STOVE, JUST-- 578 00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:10,700 (LAUGHTER) 579 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,066 "I BET YOU IT AIN'T SHIT 580 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,066 IN THERE, NIGGA. I BET YOU--" 581 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,867 ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU KNOW 582 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,867 THE WEED IS TOO STRONG 583 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,767 WHEN YOU CAN'T DO SHIT 584 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,767 BUT HIT IT AND LOOK AT IT. 585 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,300 YOU JUST IN 586 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,300 YOUR HOUSE JUST-- 587 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,600 "NU-UH, NIGGA, NU-UH, 588 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,600 SOMETHING IN THERE, NIGGA. 589 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,800 SOMETHING IN THERE. 590 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,667 WELL, WHY IS IT SPARKLING THEN? 591 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,667 WHY IS IT SPARKLING?" 592 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,166 WEED'LL HELP YOUR 593 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,166 MOTHER FUCKING ASS THOUGH. 594 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,433 WEED--YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL 595 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,433 THAT YOU DON'T SMOKE WEED 596 00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:43,000 WITH DUMB NIGGAS 'CAUSE WEED 597 00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:43,000 MAKE YOU SMART. 598 00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:46,633 AIN'T NOTHING WORSE 599 00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:46,633 THAN A SMART, DUMB NIGGA. 600 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:49,500 JUST A NIGGA AT YOUR HOUSE 601 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:49,500 SMART THAN A DUMB MOTHER FUCKER 602 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:52,500 JUST SITTING THERE. 603 00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:57,700 "OKAY, THAT'S 604 00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:57,700 THE COUCH, RIGHT? 605 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,000 YEAH, I COULD UNDERSTAND 606 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,000 WHY THEY CALL IT A COUCH. 607 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,300 BUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER 608 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,300 HERE, NIGGA. 609 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,233 THIS SHIT 610 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,233 RIGHT HERE, NIGGA. 611 00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:12,767 THIS IS 612 00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:12,767 A LOVE SEAT, NIGGA. 613 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,767 I CAN'T EVEN SIT ON THIS 614 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,767 IF I AIN'T IN LOVE. 615 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,333 NIGGA, WHAT KIND 616 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,333 OF SHIT IS THAT?" 617 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,734 "NIGGA, IF YOU DON'T GET OUT 618 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,734 MY MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE--" 619 00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,166 YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL 620 00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,166 WITH WEED. 621 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,133 WEED MAKE YOU NOTICE SHIT 622 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,133 YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO NOTICE. 623 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,200 LIKE I DON'T EVEN GIVE 624 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,200 A FUCK ABOUT POLITICS NO MORE 625 00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:26,567 'CAUSE I DONE 626 00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:26,567 FIGURED IT OUT. 627 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,967 ALL OF THE GOVERNMENT 628 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,967 IS PIMPS, THEY ALL PIMPS. 629 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,800 'CAUSE PIMPS SAY SHIT TO YA 630 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,800 AND THEN DON'T EXPLAIN IT. 631 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,100 THAT'S HOW 632 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,100 OUR GOVERNMENT DO. 633 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,233 A PIMP'LL HAVE A WOMAN 634 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,233 IN THE CAR AND BE LIKE, 635 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,500 "GET OUT THERE 636 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,500 AND SUCK SOME DICK. 637 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,934 WE GONNA TAKE OVER 638 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,934 ALL THE STONE MOUNTAIN." 639 00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,800 SHE DON'T ASK NO QUESTION, 640 00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,800 SHE JUST, 641 00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:40,800 "I DON'T HOW 642 00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:40,800 IT'S GONNA WORK, 643 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,400 BUT I'MA DO MY 644 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,400 MOTHER FUCKING PART. 645 00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:45,367 I'MA DO WHAT I'M 646 00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:45,367 SUPPOSED TO DO." 647 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,200 THAT'S HOW THE FUCK 648 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,200 OUR GOVERNMENT TREAT US. 649 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,033 JUST TELL US SHIT, 650 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,033 DON'T MAKE NO SENSE. 651 00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:53,600 WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE 652 00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:53,600 STILL DOING IN IRAQ? 653 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:54,734 CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME? 654 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,200 AIN'T WE KILLED 655 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,200 EVERYBODY? 656 00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,533 THAT'S WHY I LOVE AMERICA, 657 00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,533 WE SOME GOD DAMN BULLIES. 658 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,767 WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 659 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,033 WE BE ON CNN LIKE, 660 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,033 "SAY OUR NAME, BITCH, SAY IT. 661 00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,467 SAY IT THREE TIMES. 662 00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,467 DON'T SAY IT, 663 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,200 WE'RE GONNA COME OVER THERE 664 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,200 AND KILL EVERYBODY." 665 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,400 YOU DON'T BELIEVE 666 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,400 WE GANGSTERS? 667 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:11,033 TELL ME WHAT THE IRAQI 668 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:11,033 UNIFORM LOOK LIKE. 669 00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:14,066 DON'T WORRY, 670 00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:14,066 I'LL WAIT. 671 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,734 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T NEVER 672 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,734 SEEN THAT MOTHER FUCKER. 673 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,200 WE AIN'T KILLING THEY ARMY, 674 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,200 NIGGA, WE KILLING THEM. 675 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:21,367 WE OVER THERE KILLING NIGGAS 676 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:21,367 IN SWEAT PANTS, TANK TOPS, 677 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,133 FLIP FLOPS, 678 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,133 AND A COWBOY HAT. 679 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:27,400 YOU SHOULDN'TVE 680 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:27,400 BEEN TALKING SHIT. 681 00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:29,300 OUR GOVERNMENT PIMPS, 682 00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:29,300 THEY GET ON THE NEWS, 683 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,934 THEY ACT LIKE WE AIN'T EVEN 684 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,934 OVER THERE KILLING REAL PEOPLE. 685 00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,266 THEY'LL NEVER GET 686 00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,266 ON THE NEWS AND SAY, 687 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,367 "TODAY WE KILLED FOUR MEN, 688 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,367 THREE WOMEN, AND TWO CHILDREN." 689 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,133 THEY USE A WORD NIGGAS 690 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,133 CAN'T READILY IDENTIFY. 691 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:43,533 "TODAY WE KILLED 692 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:43,533 A GROUP OF INSURGENTS." 693 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,834 NIGGAS BE AT THE HOUSE LIKE, 694 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,834 "I DON'T EVEN KNOW 695 00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,133 NO MOTHER FUCKING 696 00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,133 INSURGENTS. 697 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,500 YOU CAN KILL ALL THEM 698 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,500 MOTHER FUCKERS. 699 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:53,033 I DON'T HAVE NOT ONE 700 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:53,033 INSURGENT FRIEND." 701 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,867 WEED'LL HELP YOU NOTICE 702 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,867 SHIT LIKE THAT, 703 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,100 BUT YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL 704 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,100 WITH THIS SUPER STRONG WEED 705 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:01,533 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T DO 706 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:01,533 EVERYTHING YOU REGULARLY DO. 707 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,400 IT'S EASY TO GET HIGH, 708 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,400 IT IS NOT EASY TO GET UN-HIGH 709 00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,967 WHEN YOUR BABY 710 00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,967 WALK IN THE ROOM. 711 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,567 NOW YOU IN THE HOUSE 712 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,567 CLEANING UP SHIT 713 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,033 THAT DON'T NEED 714 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,033 TO BE CLEANED. YOU-- 715 00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:13,200 (LAUGHTER) 716 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:23,033 YOUR BABY BE LIKE, "I DON'T 717 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:23,033 EVEN WANT NOTHING NO MORE. 718 00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:25,467 EVERY TIME IT SMELLS LIKE 719 00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:25,467 PINE CONES IN HERE, 720 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,100 DADDY BE TRIPPING." 721 00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,567 YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL, 722 00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,567 IF YOU GOT KIDS, 723 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,934 YOU GONNA HAVE TO CUT DOWN 724 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,934 ON YOUR WEED CONSUMPTION. 725 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,166 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK 726 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,166 WHAT YOU SAY. 727 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,834 IT'S COOL TO GET HIGH, 728 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,834 IT IS NOT COOL TO GET HIGH 729 00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,567 AND EAT UP ALL 730 00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,567 YOUR BABY'S CEREAL. 731 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,533 THAT SHIT 732 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,533 IS NOT COOL. 733 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:42,533 YOU WAKE UP, YOUR BABY ALREADY 734 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:42,533 IN THE KITCHEN CRYING. 735 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:46,367 "THANK GOD 736 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:46,367 YOU WOKE UP, DADDY. 737 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,700 YOU REMEMBER YOU HAD PUT 738 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,700 THE COCOA PUFFS ON TOP 739 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,967 OF THE FRIGENATOR AND NOW 740 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,967 THEY NOT EVEN UP THERE." 741 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,533 NOW YOU SO EMBARRASSED, YOU GOT 742 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,533 TO PLAY IF OFF WITH THE NIGGA. 743 00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:56,700 YOU-- 744 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:03,533 "NIGGA, THEY DAMN SURE 745 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:03,533 AIN'T UP HERE. 746 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:05,900 THEM MOTHER FUCKING INSURGENTS 747 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:05,900 DONE COME IN OUR HOUSE 748 00:18:05,934 --> 00:18:08,667 AND STOLE--" 749 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,734 (LAUGHTER 750 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,734 AND APPLAUSE) 751 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:18,834 HOW THE FUCK THEY GIVE ME 752 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:18,834 A CUP BIGGER THAN ME? 753 00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:22,233 NIGGA GONNA CLIMB 754 00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:22,233 OUT THE CUP. 755 00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,233 JUST SAYING, YOU GOT 756 00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,233 TO BE CAREFUL, LIFE IS SHORT. 757 00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,700 ENJOY YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE, 758 00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,700 DO WHATEVER YOU CAN 759 00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:28,166 FOR YOUR LIFE 760 00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:28,166 TO BE THE SHIT. 761 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,567 I DON'T FUCK WITH NIGGAS 762 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,567 THAT DON'T KEEP IT PUSHING. 763 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,533 YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH 764 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,533 NIGGAS THAT DOING BETTER 765 00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,066 AND BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER 766 00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,066 AND BETTER AND BETTER. 767 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,667 STOP FUCKING WITH NIGGAS 768 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,667 THAT'S DOING THE SAME SHIT. 769 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,633 I DON'T EVEN GO TO NIGGAS' 770 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,633 BIRTHDAY PARTIES 771 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,900 IF THEY DOING THE SAME SHIT 772 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,900 THEY WAS DOING LAST YEAR. 773 00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,433 NIGGA, NO, BEEN THERE, 774 00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,433 DONE THAT. 775 00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,533 SEE YA, PIMPIN'. 776 00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:47,834 ALL I'M SAYING IS IF YOU 777 00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:47,834 BEEN SELLING WEED SINCE 1994 778 00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:52,467 AND YOU AIN'T BUMPED UP 779 00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:52,467 TO COCAINE BY 2006, NIGGA, 780 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,300 MAYBE YOU NEED TO BE 781 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,300 A JEHOVAH WITNESS 782 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,700 OR A REAL ESTATE 783 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,700 CONSULTANT. 784 00:18:57,734 --> 00:19:01,066 WE TRYING TO GET IT 785 00:18:57,734 --> 00:19:01,066 PUSHING AROUND HERE. 786 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:05,033 LIFE IS TOO 787 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:05,033 MOTHER FUCKING SHORT. 788 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,834 (LAUGHTER) 789 00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:10,367 LOOK AT ALL 790 00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:10,367 THE DRUG DEALERS. 791 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,533 (LAUGHTER) 792 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,700 JUST SAYING, LIVE YOUR 793 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,700 MOTHER FUCKING LIFE. 794 00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,033 YOU GOT TO GET YOUR 795 00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,033 MOTHER FUCKING HUSTLE. 796 00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:23,667 UNDERSTAND, NIGGAS IS GONNA 797 00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:23,667 HATE YOU REGARDLESS. 798 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,533 GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEAD, 799 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,533 THAT FANTASY WORLD 800 00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:27,433 WHERE NIGGAS 801 00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:27,433 AIN'T HATIN' ON YOU. 802 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,834 YOU GOT TO BE GRATEFUL, 803 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,834 YOU NEED HATERS. 804 00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,066 WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU 805 00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,066 COMPLAINING ABOUT? 806 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,533 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU 807 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,533 THINK A HATER'S JOB IS? 808 00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,734 TO FUCKING HATE, 809 00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,734 SO LET THEM MOTHER FUCKERS 810 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,433 DO THEY GOD DAMN JOB. 811 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,066 WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU 812 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,066 COMPLAINING ABOUT? 813 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,400 LADIES, IF YOU GOT 14 WOMEN 814 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,400 HATIN' ON YOU, 815 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,734 YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT 816 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,734 HOW THE FUCK TO GET TO 16 817 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,166 BEFORE THE SUMMER 818 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,166 GET HERE. 819 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,066 WHAT THE FUCK 820 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,066 IS YOU MAD ABOUT? 821 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,500 FELLAS, 822 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,500 IS YOU GOT 20 HATERS, 823 00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,100 YOU NEED 40 OF THEM 824 00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,100 MOTHER FUCKERS. 825 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,467 WHAT IS YOU 826 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,467 COMPLAINING ABOUT? 827 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,200 IF THERE'S ANY HATERS 828 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,200 IN HERE RIGHT NOW 829 00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,734 THAT DON'T HAVE NOBODY 830 00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,734 TO HATE ON, 831 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,400 FEEL FREE TO 832 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,400 HATE ON ME. 833 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,767 SIT BACK THERE AND SAY 834 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,767 MY HAIR AIN'T LUXURIOUS 835 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,467 WHEN YOU KNOW 836 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,467 IT IS, BITCH. 837 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,166 (LAUGHTER 838 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,166 AND APPLAUSE) 839 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,900 DIPSET, DIPSET. 840 00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:12,533 I'M ENJOYING MY 841 00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:12,533 MOTHER FUCKING LIFE, 842 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:15,100 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING, 843 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:15,100 I ADVISE YOU TO DO THE SAME. 844 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,500 DO SHIT 845 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,500 THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY. 846 00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,967 GO OUT AND GET YOU SOME 847 00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,967 WHITE FRIENDS. 848 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,834 GET YOU SOME WHITE 849 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,834 MOTHER FUCKING FRIENDS. 850 00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,066 YOU AIN'T GOT 851 00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,066 TO SLEEP WITH 'EM, 852 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,967 BUT YOU GONNA NEED 853 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,967 THEM MOTHER FUCKERS. 854 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,100 IF YOU GO TO JAIL 855 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,100 AND CALL YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS, 856 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,834 THESE MOTHER FUCKERS 857 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,834 WILL INTERROGATE YOU MORE 858 00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:31,266 THAN THE GOD DAMN 859 00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:31,266 POLICE DID. 860 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,633 THEY'LL HAVE YOUR ASS 861 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,633 ON THE PHONE, 862 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,800 "WHERE THE FUCK 863 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,800 WAS YOU AT? 864 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,433 WHAT THE FUCK 865 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,433 WAS YOU DOING? 866 00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:38,400 WHY THE FUCK 867 00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:38,400 YOU AIN'T CALL ME?" 868 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,266 NOT YOUR WHITE FRIENDS, 869 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,266 THEM MOTHER FUCKERS'LL BE THERE 870 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,767 BY THE TIME YOU 871 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,767 HANG UP THE PHONE 872 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,000 AND THEY'LL BE MADDER 873 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,000 THAN YOU. 874 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,900 "JUST WHAT THE FUCK 875 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,900 DID HE DO? 876 00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:49,033 MURDER? 877 00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:49,033 MURDERED WHO? 878 00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:50,600 LOOK, I'VE FUCKING KNOWN HIM 879 00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:50,600 FOR TWO WEEKS, 880 00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:53,500 HE WOULDN'T FUCKING 881 00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:53,500 DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT." 882 00:20:53,533 --> 00:20:55,133 GOTTA LOVE WHITE PEOPLE, 883 00:20:53,533 --> 00:20:55,133 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK 884 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,066 WHAT YOU SAY, 885 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,066 WHITE PEOPLE ARE FRIENDLY. 886 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,233 YOU CAN CALL THEM 887 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,233 MOTHER FUCKERS UP 888 00:20:58,266 --> 00:20:59,667 AT THREE O'CLOCK 889 00:20:58,266 --> 00:20:59,667 IN THE MORNING 890 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,700 WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND THEY 891 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,700 WON'T EVEN BE MAD AT YOU. 892 00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:03,734 THEY DONE-- 893 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:05,033 "HELLO? 894 00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:07,834 NO, I'M SORRY, 895 00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:07,834 NO SHAQUITA HERE. 896 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,834 WELL, WHAT NUMBER 897 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,834 DID YOU DIAL? 898 00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:13,233 NO, IT'S A NINE, 899 00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:13,233 NOT A SEVEN. 900 00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,500 WELL, TRY IT, 901 00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,500 IF IT DOESN'T WORK, 902 00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:17,367 CALL ME BACK. 903 00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:17,367 WE'LL FIGURE THIS THING OUT." 904 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,367 (LAUGHTER) 905 00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,100 GOTTA LOVE 906 00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,100 WHITE PEOPLE. 907 00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,667 IT'S THANKS TO 908 00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,667 WHITE PEOPLE WE KNOW 909 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,166 ANYTHING ABOUT 910 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,166 WILD ANIMALS. 911 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,600 DO YOU REALIZE THAT NIGGAS 912 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,600 HAVE NEVER IN THE HISTORY 913 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:32,367 OF NIGGADOM DISCOVERED 914 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:32,367 A WILD ANIMAL, NOT ONE. 915 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,734 NOT A WILD PIT BULL, NOTHING, 916 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,734 'CAUSE WE TOO CAUTIOUS. 917 00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:38,133 NIGGAS DON'T 918 00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:38,133 DISCOVER SHIT. 919 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,000 WE DON'T GET 920 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,000 CLOSE ENOUGH TO DISCOVER. 921 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,633 NIGGAS TAKE 922 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,633 NO CHANCES. 923 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,600 "WAIT, NIGGA, IS THAT 924 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,600 A ROTTWEILER OR A BEAR? 925 00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:46,367 NIGGA, GO, GO, NO GO, 926 00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:46,367 FUCK THAT, GO." 927 00:21:51,867 --> 00:21:53,700 WHITE PEOPLE THOUGH, 928 00:21:51,867 --> 00:21:53,700 LET ME SAY THIS, 929 00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:54,934 Y'ALL NEED SOME 930 00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:54,934 NIGGA FRIENDS. 931 00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,367 GET YOU SOME 932 00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,367 NIGGA FRIENDS. 933 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,066 JUST DON'T EVER, EVER CALL 'EM 934 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,066 "YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS". 935 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,867 DON'T EVER-- 936 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,200 THAT'LL FUCK 937 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,200 THE RELATIONSHIP UP. 938 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:05,433 "THERE'S 939 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:05,433 MY NIGGA FRIEND. 940 00:22:05,467 --> 00:22:08,567 YOU GUYS SAY IT 941 00:22:05,467 --> 00:22:08,567 ALL THE TIME. WHAT--" 942 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,300 WHITE PEOPLE, YOU NEED 943 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,300 YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS 944 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:14,133 SO THEY CAN TELL YOU 945 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:14,133 WHEN SHIT IS NOT APPROPRIATE. 946 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,967 FIRST OF ALL, WHITE PEOPLE, 947 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,967 PLEASE STOP PUTTING 948 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,200 THEM LITTLE BLUE LEASHES 949 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,200 ON YOUR CHILDREN. 950 00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:20,367 PLEASE, 951 00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:20,367 STOP DOING THAT. 952 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,533 THAT IS ONLY 953 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,533 ENTERTAINMENT FOR NIGGAS. 954 00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:25,667 THAT'S ALL THAT IS, WE BE 955 00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:25,667 EXCITED THAN A MOTHER FUCKER. 956 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:30,266 SAY, 957 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:30,266 "LOOK AT 'EM, LOOK." 958 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,233 THAT'S WHY WHITE KIDS GROW UP 959 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,233 AND KILL EVERYBODY 960 00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:34,233 IN THE GOD DAMN SCHOOL 961 00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:34,233 'CAUSE YOU DONE TREATED 'EM 962 00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:36,800 LIKE A GERMAN SHEPHERD 963 00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:36,800 EVER SINCE THEY WAS THREE. 964 00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:38,767 THEY BE IN STORE LIKE, 965 00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:38,767 "OOH, I WANT--" 966 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,100 (LAUGHTER) 967 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,567 LOOK AT NIGGAS LAUGHING 968 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,567 LIKE WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK 969 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,400 TO DO WITH OUR KIDS. 970 00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:57,266 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK 971 00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:57,266 TO DO WITH OUR KIDS NEITHER. 972 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,667 LOOK, I KNOW ALL COMICS 973 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,667 COME ON STAGE AND SAY 974 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,734 YOU NEED TO BEAT YOUR KIDS, 975 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,734 BUT AS A FATHER, 976 00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:04,567 LET ME JUST SAY PUBLICLY, 977 00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:04,567 MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP 978 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,934 BEATING OUR KIDS. 979 00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:10,166 PUBLICLY. 980 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,600 WE ARE TIRED OF GOING 981 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,600 TO THE GROCERY STORE 982 00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:13,800 TO SEE YOU BEAT 983 00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:13,800 YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BABIES. 984 00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:15,333 MAYBE YOUR BABY 985 00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:15,333 AIN'T BAD, BITCH. 986 00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:17,667 MAYBE YOU'S A BAD MOTHER, 987 00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:17,667 DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT, 988 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,333 YOU RETARDED 989 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,333 MOTHER FUCKER? 990 00:23:19,367 --> 00:23:22,000 THAT IS A TODDLER, YOUR BABY'S 991 00:23:19,367 --> 00:23:22,000 SUPPOSED TO LIKE SKITTLES, 992 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,900 YOU IGNORANT BITCH! 993 00:23:23,934 --> 00:23:25,433 AS SOON AS YOUR BABY 994 00:23:23,934 --> 00:23:25,433 TOUCH THE SKITTLES, 995 00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:30,066 YOU, "WHAT THE FUCK 996 00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:30,066 DID I TELL YOUR MOTHER-- 997 00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,333 WHAT DID I SAY 998 00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,333 IN THE CAR, BITCH? 999 00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:34,133 WHAT DID I SAY IN 1000 00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:34,133 THE MOTHER FUCKING CAR?" 1001 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:35,400 WHITE PEOPLE'LL BE LIKE, 1002 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:35,400 "YOU CAN'T DO THAT." 1003 00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:37,700 "BITCH, YOU'RE NEXT! 1004 00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:37,700 WHAT THE FUCK!" 1005 00:23:37,734 --> 00:23:40,033 (LAUGHTER) 1006 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,367 GOTTA LOVE 1007 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,367 WHITE PEOPLE. 1008 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,900 GOTTA FUCKING LOVE 'EM, 1009 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,900 BUT WHITE PEOPLE, 1010 00:23:49,934 --> 00:23:52,767 YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS, 1011 00:23:49,934 --> 00:23:52,767 THEY CAN HELP YOU. 1012 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,834 WHERE ARE MY SPANISH 1013 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,834 PEOPLE AT? 1014 00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,033 WHERE 1015 00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,033 THE SPANISH PEOPLE? 1016 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,900 WE GOT TO THANK 1017 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,900 ALL 17 OF Y'ALL FOR COMING. 1018 00:23:57,934 --> 00:23:59,800 WE APPRECIATE THAT. 1019 00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:01,867 I KNOW MOST OF YOU 1020 00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:01,867 MOTHER FUCKERS ROLL TOGETHER. 1021 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,767 Y'ALL MOTHER FUCKERS 1022 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,767 ARE EFFICIENT. 1023 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,166 YOU EVER SEEN THEM 1024 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,166 COME TO CLUB? 1025 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,367 THERE BE 39 OF THEM MOTHER 1026 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,367 FUCKERS IN THE SAME CAR JUST-- 1027 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,533 (LAUGHTER) 1028 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,800 LIKE, "BITCH, THAT IS 1029 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,800 A FORD FOCUS. 1030 00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:24,533 HOW MANY MOTHER FUCKERS 1031 00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:24,533 IS IN THERE?" 1032 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:26,700 (LAUGHTER) 1033 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,567 BUT YOU NEED 1034 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,567 YOUR SPANISH FRIENDS. 1035 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,767 DON'T NOBODY PARTY 1036 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,767 LIKE THEM MOTHER FUCKERS. 1037 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,100 NOBODY IN THE WORLD 1038 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,100 PARTY LIKE THEM MOTHER FUCKERS 1039 00:24:41,133 --> 00:24:43,000 'CAUSE THEY DON'T NEED SHIT 1040 00:24:41,133 --> 00:24:43,000 THAT NIGGAS NEED. 1041 00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:45,734 THEY DON'T NEED 1042 00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:45,734 INVITATIONS OR STREAMERS 1043 00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:47,467 OR BALLOONS OR NOTHING. 1044 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,233 THEM MOTHER FUCKERS 1045 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,233 ONLY NEED A FRONT YARD 1046 00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:52,300 AND SOME MOTHER FUCKING CORONA 1047 00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:52,300 AND THEM MOTHER FUCKERS-- 1048 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,467 (LAUGHTER) 1049 00:24:56,033 --> 00:24:57,400 NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN GO 1050 00:24:56,033 --> 00:24:57,400 TO THEY PARTIES 1051 00:24:57,433 --> 00:25:00,100 'CAUSE THEY DON'T 1052 00:24:57,433 --> 00:25:00,100 NEVER END. 1053 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,233 FUCK, YOU HAVE A PARTY 1054 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,233 LAST THREE AND A HALF 1055 00:25:02,266 --> 00:25:03,800 MOTHER FUCKING MONTHS, 1056 00:25:02,266 --> 00:25:03,800 JUST GOT NIGGAS 1057 00:25:03,834 --> 00:25:05,834 IN THERE HOSTAGE. 1058 00:25:03,834 --> 00:25:05,834 JUST-- 1059 00:25:05,867 --> 00:25:08,166 (LAUGHTER) 1060 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:15,033 "I WANT TO GO HOME, 1061 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:15,033 NIGGA, THIS IS--" 1062 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,767 SPANISH PEOPLE, YOU GOT TO GET 1063 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,767 YOU SOME NIGGA FRIENDS TOO 1064 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,467 SO THEY CAN TELL YOU 1065 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,467 WHEN SHIT IS NOT APPROPRIATE. 1066 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,633 WE ARE TIRED OF GOING TO THE 1067 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,633 LAUNDROMAT TO SEE YOU IN THERE. 1068 00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:30,433 YOUR BABY GIRL IS ALL 1069 00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:30,433 OF SEVEN YEARS OLD, 1070 00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:33,734 THIS BITCH HAS ON A WEDDING 1071 00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:33,734 DRESS AND SOCCER SHOES. 1072 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:36,500 WHERE THE FUCK 1073 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:36,500 IS SHE GOING?! 1074 00:25:36,533 --> 00:25:38,834 IS SHE MARRYING BLEACH?! 1075 00:25:38,867 --> 00:25:41,166 (LAUGHTER) 1076 00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,834 ALL I'M SAYING 1077 00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,834 SPANISH PEOPLE, IS IF YOU ARE 1078 00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:53,900 PUSHING A STROLLER 1079 00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:53,900 THROUGH THE MALL 1080 00:25:53,934 --> 00:25:57,734 AND YOUR CHILD'S FEET CAN TOUCH 1081 00:25:53,934 --> 00:25:57,734 THE GROUND OUT THE STROLLER, 1082 00:25:57,767 --> 00:26:00,233 LET LITTLE ESE 1083 00:25:57,767 --> 00:26:00,233 WALK THEN. 1084 00:26:00,266 --> 00:26:02,934 THIS MOTHER FUCKER'S 1085 00:26:00,266 --> 00:26:02,934 13 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD 1086 00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:05,233 WITH A CIGARETTE 1087 00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:05,233 AND A SIDEKICK. 1088 00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:07,533 "PUSH IT FASTER, 1089 00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:07,533 ESE." 1090 00:26:13,133 --> 00:26:15,734 ALL I'M SAYING IS LIFE 1091 00:26:13,133 --> 00:26:15,734 IS TOO SHORT FOR RACISM. 1092 00:26:15,767 --> 00:26:17,800 WE ALL GOT 1093 00:26:15,767 --> 00:26:17,800 MOTHER FUCKING PROBLEMS, 1094 00:26:17,834 --> 00:26:20,133 BUT WE CAN LEARN, 1095 00:26:17,834 --> 00:26:20,133 WE COULD LEARN. 1096 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:23,333 JUST, NIGGAS, JUST-- 1097 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:23,333 FUCK THAT. 1098 00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:27,900 JUST DON'T TRY TO DO EVERYTHING 1099 00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:27,900 WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS. 1100 00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:30,600 DON'T GET DRUNK 1101 00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:30,600 WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS. 1102 00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:32,100 CAN'T DO IT. 1103 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:33,800 CAN'T FUCKING DO IT, 1104 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:33,800 THEY DON'T DRINK LIKE NIGGAS. 1105 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:35,400 NIGGAS, WE ARE 1106 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:35,400 VERY CONSISTENT. 1107 00:26:35,433 --> 00:26:37,300 IF A NIGGA DRINK HENNESSEY, 1108 00:26:35,433 --> 00:26:37,300 THAT WHAT THE FUCK 1109 00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,400 THAT NIGGA DRINK. 1110 00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,400 THAT'S WHAT HE DRINK. 1111 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,000 HENNESSEY, YOU AIN'T GOTTA 1112 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,000 KEEP ASKING HIM. 1113 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,166 THAT'S WHAT HE DRINK 1114 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,166 ON MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, 1115 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:48,133 FRIDAY, HIS BIRTHDAY, 1116 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:48,133 JESUS' BIRTHDAY, HENNESSEY. 1117 00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:50,400 IF THEY DON'T HAVE HENNESSEY, 1118 00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:50,400 HE WILL TAKE REMY 1119 00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:53,934 AS A BACK-UP, 1120 00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:53,934 THAT'S AS FAR AS IT GOES. 1121 00:26:53,967 --> 00:26:56,166 WHITE PEOPLE DON'T CARE 1122 00:26:53,967 --> 00:26:56,166 WHAT THEY DRINK. 1123 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,734 ALL THEY CARE ABOUT 1124 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,734 IS WHAT THEY SAID 1125 00:26:57,767 --> 00:26:59,433 WHEN THEY WAS LEAVING 1126 00:26:57,767 --> 00:26:59,433 THE HOUSE. 1127 00:26:59,467 --> 00:27:03,066 "TONIGHT, 1128 00:26:59,467 --> 00:27:03,066 WE'RE GETTING FUCKED UP!" 1129 00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,233 (LAUGHTER) 1130 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,767 IT'S ALL THE FUCK 1131 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,767 THEY CARE ABOUT. 1132 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,633 THEM MOTHER FUCKERS--AND YOU 1133 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,633 GOT TO BE CAREFUL, NIGGAS, 1134 00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:11,967 'CAUSE THEY TRICKY. 1135 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,166 WHITE PEOPLE LIKE TO 1136 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,166 BUY THE DRINK. 1137 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,767 AS A NIGGA, WE ARE NOT 1138 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,767 PREPARED TO TURN DOWN 1139 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,300 A FREE GOD DAMN DRINK. 1140 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:19,900 WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK 1141 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:19,900 WHAT IT US, LIKE, 1142 00:27:19,934 --> 00:27:22,166 "THIS IS UNLEADED? 1143 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,000 THAT'S SPICIER 1144 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,000 THAN A MOTHER FUCKER. 1145 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:27,166 NIGGA, I LIKE THAT." 1146 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,567 I HAD TO FIND OUT 1147 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,567 THE HARD WAY. 1148 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,834 I'M DRINKING WITH 1149 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,834 SOME WHITE PEOPLE, 1150 00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,233 THEY BUYING ME THESE 1151 00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,233 GOD DAMN DRINKS. 1152 00:27:31,266 --> 00:27:32,633 THE SHIT WAS DELICIOUS. 1153 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:34,934 IT WAS CALLED ZAMBOOKI 1154 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:34,934 AND I SHOULDA KNOWN, 1155 00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:36,834 THAT DON'T EVEN SOUND LIKE 1156 00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:36,834 NO SHIT A NIGGA 1157 00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:38,633 SHOULD BE DRINKING 1158 00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:38,633 ANY GOD DAMN WAY. 1159 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:41,600 SOUND LIKE ONE OF MY 1160 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:41,600 AFRICAN COUSINS OR SOME SHIT. 1161 00:27:41,633 --> 00:27:42,533 BUT THE SHIT WAS DELICIOUS, 1162 00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:46,000 BUT IT WAS COFFEE AND ALCOHOL 1163 00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:46,000 TOGETHER. 1164 00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:47,567 I WAS KNOCKING 1165 00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:47,567 THEM BITCHES BACK. 1166 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:52,533 IT WASN'T TILL I GOT FUCKED UP 1167 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:52,533 THAT I REALIZED THAT MAYBE... 1168 00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:54,200 (LAUGHTER) 1169 00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:57,900 MAYBE THIS IS NOT 1170 00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:57,900 THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF SHIT 1171 00:27:57,934 --> 00:27:59,500 FOR A NIGGA TO BE 1172 00:27:57,934 --> 00:27:59,500 FUCKED UP ON 1173 00:27:59,533 --> 00:28:01,500 'CAUSE NOW I'M FUCKED UP. 1174 00:27:59,533 --> 00:28:01,500 I'M AT THE HOUSE 1175 00:28:01,533 --> 00:28:05,266 AND NIGGA IS FUCKED UP, 1176 00:28:01,533 --> 00:28:05,266 BUT I CAN'T PASS OUT. 1177 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,166 I'M JUST IN THE HOUSE, 1178 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,166 "NIGGA, I AM FUCKED UP. 1179 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,400 NAH, I'M COOL, NIGGA, 1180 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,400 I'M COOL, NIGGA, I'M COOL. 1181 00:28:09,433 --> 00:28:12,233 FUCK THAT. 1182 00:28:12,266 --> 00:28:16,333 LET'S GET 1183 00:28:12,266 --> 00:28:16,333 THE DAY STARTED." 1184 00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:19,266 WE GOT TO START HAVING FUN LIKE 1185 00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:19,266 WHITE PEOPLE HAVE FUN THOUGH. 1186 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,000 WE BE THINKING WHITE PEOPLE 1187 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,000 CAN'T DANCE. 1188 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,867 WHITE PEOPLE BE TOO 1189 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,867 FUCKED UP TO DANCE. 1190 00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:25,133 THAT'S HOW NIGGAS 1191 00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:25,133 USED TO DO. 1192 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,700 REMEMBER WE USED TO GO TO 1193 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,700 THE CLUB AND HAVE FUN AND SHIT? 1194 00:28:27,734 --> 00:28:28,800 NIGGA USED TO GO 1195 00:28:27,734 --> 00:28:28,800 AND HAVE FUN. 1196 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,767 WE CAN'T HAVE FUN. 1197 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,767 NOW, NIGGAS JUST IN THE CLUB 1198 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,934 WATCHING OTHER NIGGAS 1199 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,934 AND SHIT. 1200 00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:34,033 JUST WAITING ON SOME SHIT 1201 00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:34,033 TO POP OFF. 1202 00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:36,567 GET REAL HIGH 1203 00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:36,567 AND GO TO THE CLUB NEXT TIME 1204 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,200 'CAUSE THAT FUCK IT 1205 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,200 IN YOUR SYSTEM'LL HELP YOU OUT. 1206 00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:41,233 JUST GO IN THE CLUB 1207 00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:41,233 AND MAKE UP YOUR OWN 1208 00:28:41,266 --> 00:28:43,200 MOTHER FUCKING DANCE 1209 00:28:41,266 --> 00:28:43,200 AND SEE HOW MUCH FUN 1210 00:28:43,233 --> 00:28:45,467 YOUR GOD DAMN ASS HAVE 1211 00:28:43,233 --> 00:28:45,467 WHILE MOTHER FUCKER 1212 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,767 IS WATCHING YOU. 1213 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,000 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1214 00:28:50,033 --> 00:28:51,400 YEAH, LIKE WHEN 1215 00:28:50,033 --> 00:28:51,400 THAT SONG COME ON, 1216 00:28:51,433 --> 00:28:53,133 JUST WALK IN THE CLUB. 1217 00:28:51,433 --> 00:28:53,133 GET REAL HIGH 1218 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:56,233 AND WALK IN 1219 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:56,233 AND MAKE UP YOUR OWN DANCE. 1220 00:28:56,266 --> 00:29:40,967 ♪ 1221 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,734 (LAUGHTER) 1222 00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:45,700 I'M JUST SAYING, 1223 00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:45,700 HAVE SOME FUN IN YOUR LIFE. 1224 00:29:45,734 --> 00:29:48,500 LIFE IS SHORT. 1225 00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:50,500 (CHEERING) 1226 00:30:11,934 --> 00:30:13,266 -CAN I DO IT ONE TIME 1227 00:30:11,934 --> 00:30:13,266 FOR THE FOLKS? 1228 00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:15,133 -ONE TIME 1229 00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:15,133 FOR THE FOLKS. 1230 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,900 -CAN I GET 1231 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,900 A YEAH?! 1232 00:30:16,934 --> 00:30:18,467 (OFFSCREEN) 1233 00:30:16,934 --> 00:30:18,467 -CROWD: YEAH! 1234 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,133 -CAN I GET 1235 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,133 A YEAH? 1236 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,133 (OFFSCREEN) 1237 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,133 -CROWD: YEAH! 1238 00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:22,900 -CAN I GET 1239 00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:22,900 A WHAT?! 1240 00:30:22,934 --> 00:30:23,667 -WHAT! 1241 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:24,967 -CAN I GET 1242 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:24,967 A WHAT?! 1243 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,867 (OFFSCREEN) 1244 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,867 -CROWD: WHAT! 1245 00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,133 -WE'LL LIKE TO GET 1246 00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,133 A OKAY! 1247 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,834 (OFFSCREEN) 1248 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,834 -CROWD: OKAY! 1249 00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:32,000 -ATL, HOLLER! 1250 00:30:32,033 --> 00:30:34,166 (CHEERING) 1251 00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:45,967 -YOU GOTTA GO IN THE GYM 1252 00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:45,967 AND LISTEN TO THAT NIGGA MUSIC. 1253 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,033 THAT NIGGA'S MUSIC 1254 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,033 GETS YOU FUCKED UP. 1255 00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:51,367 BE IN A ROOM FULL 1256 00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:51,367 OF STRANGERS, TALKING ABOUT, 1257 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,633 "FUCK THEM 1258 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,633 NIGGAS ON THE SOUTH SIDE." 1259 00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:55,800 (LAUGHTER) 1260 00:30:58,033 --> 00:30:59,567 "NIGGA, WHERE IS 1261 00:30:58,033 --> 00:30:59,567 MY COMPASS? 1262 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,433 WHERE IS MY 1263 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,433 COMPASS? 1264 00:31:01,467 --> 00:31:03,433 I THOUGHT--" 1265 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,867 JUST SAYING, YOU GO TO 1266 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,867 ENJOY YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE. 1267 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,700 LIFE IS TOO FUCKING SHORT 1268 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,700 FOR BULLSHIT. 1269 00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:12,266 I'M IN HOLLYWOOD NOW, 1270 00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:12,266 I'M FINDING OUT MOST OF THE SHIT 1271 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:15,100 I THOUGHT WAS REAL 1272 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:15,100 AIN'T EVEN REAL. 1273 00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:17,867 I MET DMX NINE MONTHS AGO, 1274 00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:17,867 THIS NIGGA IS TWO INCHES 1275 00:31:17,900 --> 00:31:20,567 TALLER THEM ME. 1276 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,934 I DON'T KNOW WHY THE FUCK 1277 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,934 I THOUGHT THAT NIGGA 1278 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,300 WAS 6'12" 1279 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,300 OR SOMETHING. 1280 00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,367 THAT NIGGA 1281 00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,367 IS MY SIZE. 1282 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,633 AND HE REALLY TALK 1283 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,633 LIKE THAT. 1284 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:27,533 WE IN THE RESTAURANT, 1285 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:27,533 HE, 1286 00:31:27,567 --> 00:31:29,433 "HEY, BITCH! 1287 00:31:29,467 --> 00:31:31,400 CAN I GET SOME WATER 1288 00:31:29,467 --> 00:31:31,400 AND SOME LEMON?!" 1289 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:36,000 "NIGGA, WHY 1290 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:36,000 ARE YOU HOLLERING? 1291 00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:40,066 WE IN A RESTAURANT, 1292 00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:40,066 NIGGA, DON'T NOBODY--" 1293 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,400 YOU KNOW THAT NIGGA 1294 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,400 WASN'T SHIT IN SCHOOL. 1295 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,600 COULDN'T CHEAT AT ALL, 1296 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,600 JUST, "HEY, BITCH! 1297 00:31:44,633 --> 00:31:47,433 WHAT'S THE ANSWER 1298 00:31:44,633 --> 00:31:47,433 TO NUMBER SEVEN?!" 1299 00:31:47,467 --> 00:31:49,533 "NIGGA, YOU NEED TO BE 1300 00:31:47,467 --> 00:31:49,533 IN THE SPECIAL CLASS. 1301 00:31:49,567 --> 00:31:51,367 WHAT THE FUCK IS--" 1302 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,367 (LAUGHTER) 1303 00:31:57,667 --> 00:32:00,433 I MET OMARION, THIS NIGGA 1304 00:31:57,667 --> 00:32:00,433 IS THE KING OF DANCING 1305 00:32:00,467 --> 00:32:02,633 FOR A MOTHER FUCKING REASON 1306 00:32:00,467 --> 00:32:02,633 'CAUSE ALL WHILE 1307 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,633 YOU TRYING TO TALK TO THIS 1308 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,633 SIMPLE MOTHER FUCKER, 1309 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:07,700 HE IS PRACTICING 1310 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:07,700 HIS GOD DAMN DANCE MOVES. 1311 00:32:07,734 --> 00:32:10,433 I'M TRYING TO HAVE 1312 00:32:07,734 --> 00:32:10,433 A CONVERSATION, THIS MOTHER-- 1313 00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:12,600 (LAUGHTER) 1314 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,567 "OH, TOUCH." 1315 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,567 "TOUCH WHAT, NIGGA? 1316 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,734 THIS IS--" 1317 00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:21,867 I MET SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, 1318 00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:21,867 I WAS SO MOTHER FUCKING 1319 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,333 HAPPY TO MEET 1320 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,333 THAT NIGGA. 1321 00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:25,600 THEN I FIND OUT I CAN'T BE 1322 00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:25,600 THIS NIGGA'S FRIEND IN PUBLIC 1323 00:32:25,633 --> 00:32:27,467 'CAUSE HE JUST TOO 1324 00:32:25,633 --> 00:32:27,467 MOTHER FUCKING TALL. 1325 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,400 HOW THE FUCKING LOOK-- 1326 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,400 I'M TRYING TO CONGRATULATE YOU 1327 00:32:29,433 --> 00:32:32,700 ON A GOOD GAME AND YOU GOT 1328 00:32:29,433 --> 00:32:32,700 YOUR DICK ALL ON MY FOREHEAD. 1329 00:32:32,734 --> 00:32:35,033 (LAUGHTER) 1330 00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:46,367 THIS IS BULLSHIT, 1331 00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:46,367 NIGGA. 1332 00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:53,734 AND HE SAID IF YOU IN THE ATL 1333 00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:53,734 AND A NIGGA DOIN' DRUGS 1334 00:32:53,767 --> 00:32:57,200 IN THE ATL, THE NIGGA 1335 00:32:53,767 --> 00:32:57,200 AT LEAST EXCUSE HIS SELF. 1336 00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,266 GO TO THE BATHROOM 1337 00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,266 OR SOME SHIT. 1338 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,967 NIGGAS IN HOLLYWOOD JUST DO 1339 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,967 THE DRUGS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU 1340 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,900 AND ACT LIKE 1341 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,900 AIN'T SHIT HAPPENED. 1342 00:33:03,934 --> 00:33:05,166 YOU IN THE MIDDLE 1343 00:33:03,934 --> 00:33:05,166 OF A GOD DAMN MEETING, 1344 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,533 THEY, "YEAH, SO WHAT WE'RE 1345 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,533 GONNA DO IS WE'RE GONNA DO 1346 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:07,934 THE MOVIE WITH YOU 1347 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:07,934 AND WE'RE GONNA-- 1348 00:33:07,967 --> 00:33:09,533 WE'RE GONNA GO BACK--" 1349 00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:11,700 (LAUGHTER) 1350 00:33:15,433 --> 00:33:18,934 "NIGGA, DID YOU KNOW 1351 00:33:15,433 --> 00:33:18,934 THAT I CAN SEE YOU? 1352 00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:21,433 NIGGA, YOU RIGHT THERE, 1353 00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:21,433 IT'S ON YOUR NOSE. 1354 00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:22,700 NIGGA, WHAT?" 1355 00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,700 MOTHER FUCKERS'LL BE GAY 1356 00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,700 IN HOLLYWOOD 1357 00:33:30,734 --> 00:33:32,200 YOU NEVER FUCKING 1358 00:33:30,734 --> 00:33:32,200 EXPECTED. 1359 00:33:32,233 --> 00:33:34,066 THEY BE HAVING THESE 1360 00:33:32,233 --> 00:33:34,066 BIG ASS MANSION PARTIES. 1361 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:36,433 AND THE MANSION PARTY, 1362 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:36,433 THE WHOLE MANSION IS A PARTY 1363 00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:38,700 AND THEN IT'S A SEPARATE PARTY 1364 00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:38,700 IN THE LITTLE ROOMS. 1365 00:33:38,734 --> 00:33:40,400 I AIN'T BEEN FAMOUS 1366 00:33:38,734 --> 00:33:40,400 THAT GOD DAMN LONG. 1367 00:33:40,433 --> 00:33:43,000 I'M EXCITED THAN A MOTHER FUCKER 1368 00:33:40,433 --> 00:33:43,000 TO BE AT THE MANSION PARTY. 1369 00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:45,166 YOU BE LOOKING IN ALL 1370 00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:45,166 THE GOD DAMN ROOMS 1371 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,467 AND YOU FUCK AROUND AND LOOK 1372 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,467 IN THE WRONG ROOM AND SHIT. 1373 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,467 (LAUGHTER) 1374 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:03,900 "NIGGA, COME HERE. 1375 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:03,900 COME HERE. 1376 00:34:03,934 --> 00:34:06,166 IS THAT 1377 00:34:03,934 --> 00:34:06,166 TWO NIGGAS KISSING? 1378 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,133 IS ONE OF THEM NIGGAS 1379 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,133 PROFESSOR OBI? 1380 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,934 HE CAME OUT THE CLOSET! 1381 00:34:14,967 --> 00:34:18,700 OH MY GOD, 1382 00:34:14,967 --> 00:34:18,700 A RUBBER, RUBBER!" 1383 00:34:18,734 --> 00:34:23,600 SHUT THE GOD DAMN DOOR. 1384 00:34:23,633 --> 00:34:25,467 ALL I'M SAYING IS, 1385 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:29,266 OUR COUNTRY IS IN 1386 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:29,266 TURMOIL RIGHT NOW. 1387 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,400 REAL NIGGAS 1388 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,400 VERSE BITCH NIGGAS. 1389 00:34:31,433 --> 00:34:34,133 AND BITCH NIGGAS IS GETTING 1390 00:34:31,433 --> 00:34:34,133 STRONG THAN A MOTHER FUCKER. 1391 00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:36,200 THESE MOTHER FUCKERS 1392 00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:36,200 GOT POWER AND SHIT. 1393 00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:38,266 UNDERSTAND IT, 1394 00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:38,266 THE GAME AIN'T THE SAME. 1395 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:42,633 MARTHA STEWART AND LIL KIM 1396 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:42,633 BOTH HAD TO GO TO PRISON. 1397 00:34:42,667 --> 00:34:44,967 TO PRISON, NOW LET'S LOOK 1398 00:34:42,667 --> 00:34:44,967 AT THE CRIME. 1399 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,900 FUCK THEM, 1400 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,900 LOOK AT THE CRIME. 1401 00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:48,300 MARTHA STEWART, 1402 00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:48,300 THIS WAS HER CRIME. 1403 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:50,333 THE BITCH HAD HER MONEY 1404 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:50,333 IN AN ACCOUNT, 1405 00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:51,900 A MOTHER FUCKER CAME UP TO HER 1406 00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:51,900 AND WAS LIKE, 1407 00:34:51,934 --> 00:34:55,433 "PSST, PSST. 1408 00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:57,300 MARTHA. 1409 00:34:57,333 --> 00:35:00,934 IF YOU DON'T MOVE YOUR MONEY, 1410 00:34:57,333 --> 00:35:00,934 BITCH, IT'S GONNA BE GONE." 1411 00:35:00,967 --> 00:35:02,800 AND SHE MOVED 1412 00:35:00,967 --> 00:35:02,800 HER MOTHER FUCKING MONEY. 1413 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:06,000 NOW MAYBE IN THE WHITE FAMILY'S 1414 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:06,000 HOUSEHOLD THIS IS A FELONY, 1415 00:35:06,033 --> 00:35:08,800 BUT TO NIGGAS THIS IS 1416 00:35:06,033 --> 00:35:08,800 A MOTHER FUCKING HOOK-UP. 1417 00:35:08,834 --> 00:35:12,734 AND IF NIGGAS IS GOING TO JAIL 1418 00:35:08,834 --> 00:35:12,734 OVER A HOOK-UP... 1419 00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:21,233 LIL KIM WENT TO JAIL 1420 00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:21,233 FOR NOT SNITCHING. 1421 00:35:21,266 --> 00:35:22,667 GIVE YOU THAT 1422 00:35:21,266 --> 00:35:22,667 ONE MORE 'GAIN. 1423 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:27,266 NOT SNITCHING, FOR DOING WHAT 1424 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:27,266 YOUR MAMA TOLD YOU TO DO. 1425 00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,200 DIDN'T YOUR MAMA EVER SAY, 1426 00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,200 "STOP TATTLE-TALING 1427 00:35:29,233 --> 00:35:30,967 ALL THE 1428 00:35:29,233 --> 00:35:30,967 MOTHER FUCKING TIME. 1429 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,433 DON'T NOBODY LIKE 1430 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,433 A TATTLE-TALE." 1431 00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:34,734 THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK 1432 00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:34,734 SHE WENT TO PRISON FOR. 1433 00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:37,633 MEANWHILE, MICHAEL JACKSON 1434 00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:37,633 IS FREE THAN A MOTHER FUCKER 1435 00:35:37,667 --> 00:35:39,367 SMELLING LIKE LITTLE BOYS' 1436 00:35:37,667 --> 00:35:39,367 BOOTY HOLES 1437 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,467 AND I'M SUPPOSED 1438 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,467 TO BE EXCITED. 1439 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,033 FUCK MICHAEL. I KNOW, 1440 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,033 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY 1441 00:35:47,066 --> 00:35:49,166 'CAUSE HE USED TO BE BLACK. 1442 00:35:47,066 --> 00:35:49,166 I KNOW, I KNOW. 1443 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,800 I REMEMBER. 1444 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,800 FUCK THAT. 1445 00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:52,533 MICHAEL FORGOT 1446 00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:52,533 HE WAS A NIGGA. 1447 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:53,900 HE FORGOT HE WAS 1448 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:53,900 A NIGGA. 1449 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,567 HE FORGOT HE WAS 1450 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,567 A NIGGA. 1451 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,834 THAT IS WAS US SUPPORTING HIM 1452 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,834 WHEN HE HAD THAT BIG ASS, 1453 00:35:57,867 --> 00:35:59,767 GREASY ASS, 1454 00:35:57,867 --> 00:35:59,767 BELL PEPPER ASS NOSE. 1455 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,934 THAT WAS US. 1456 00:36:01,967 --> 00:36:03,433 THEN THE MOTHER FUCKER 1457 00:36:01,967 --> 00:36:03,433 WANTED TO GET WHITE 1458 00:36:03,467 --> 00:36:05,533 AND WE KEPT GIVING 1459 00:36:03,467 --> 00:36:05,533 THE NIGGA CHANCES AND SHIT 1460 00:36:05,567 --> 00:36:07,000 WITH THE 1461 00:36:05,567 --> 00:36:07,000 VILLA LAGO SHIT. 1462 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:09,333 YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T NO 1463 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:09,333 REAL GOD DAMN SHIT. 1464 00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,166 WHAT NIGGA YOU KNOW 1465 00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,166 CAUGHT VILLA LAGO? 1466 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,233 IT'D BE A LINE AS BIG 1467 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,233 AS A MOTHER FUCKER 1468 00:36:13,266 --> 00:36:14,467 TO CATCH VILLA LAGO. 1469 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,867 "YOU MEAN I CAN GET 1470 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,867 MY CREDIT RATING UP TO 720 1471 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:18,967 BY CATCHING THIS SHIT?" 1472 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,967 FUCK MICHAEL. 1473 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,967 FUCK HIM. 1474 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,834 FUCK HIM, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK 1475 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,834 HOW GOOD YOU CAN SING AND DANCE. 1476 00:36:23,867 --> 00:36:26,133 I GOT BABIES, 1477 00:36:23,867 --> 00:36:26,133 YOU NASTY MOTHER FUCKER. 1478 00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:28,100 YOU CAN'T PLAY 1479 00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:28,100 WITH LITTLE BOYS' BOOTY HOLES 1480 00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:29,433 AND SOME OF Y'ALL 1481 00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:29,433 LOOKING AT ME LIKE, 1482 00:36:29,467 --> 00:36:31,734 "I CAN'T BELIEVE 1483 00:36:29,467 --> 00:36:31,734 YOU SAYING THAT. 1484 00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:33,367 IT'S A SET UP." 1485 00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:33,367 FUCK A SET UP. 1486 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,233 DON'T NOBODY SAY 1487 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,233 THE SAME SHIT ABOUT YOU 1488 00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:39,633 FOR 20 GOD DAMN YEARS, WHAT 1489 00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:39,633 THE FUCK IS YOU TAKING ABOUT? 1490 00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:41,800 IF A MOTHER FUCKER CALL YOU A 1491 00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:41,800 CRACK HEAD FOR 20 YEARS, 1492 00:36:41,834 --> 00:36:43,867 BITCH, YOU ARE 1493 00:36:41,834 --> 00:36:43,867 SMOKING CRACK. 1494 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,900 WHITNEY DONE SMOKE 1495 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,900 HER KNEE CAPS OFF 1496 00:36:45,934 --> 00:36:48,867 AND WE STILL TALKING ABOUT, 1497 00:36:45,934 --> 00:36:48,867 "NUH UH." 1498 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,033 (LAUGHTER) 1499 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,166 FUCK MICHAEL. 1500 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,000 HE SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE 1501 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,000 TRYING TO BE A WHITE WOMAN. 1502 00:36:58,033 --> 00:36:59,567 HIS WHOLE 1503 00:36:58,033 --> 00:36:59,567 MOTHER FUCKING LIFE. 1504 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,800 THEN AS SOON AS THE NIGGA 1505 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,800 GET IN TROUBLE, 1506 00:37:01,834 --> 00:37:04,200 NOW HE WANT TO BE 1507 00:37:01,834 --> 00:37:04,200 SURROUNDED BY MUSLIMS AND SHIT. 1508 00:37:04,233 --> 00:37:06,200 MICHAEL, YOU AIN'T NO 1509 00:37:04,233 --> 00:37:06,200 MOTHER FUCKING MUSLIM. 1510 00:37:06,233 --> 00:37:09,467 YOU CAN'T EVEN BE A MUSLIM, 1511 00:37:06,233 --> 00:37:09,467 YOU GOT A WHITE WOMAN PORK FACE. 1512 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:13,233 HOW YOU GONNA BE A MUSLIM, 1513 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:13,233 HALF YOUR FACE IS PORK, MICHAEL. 1514 00:37:13,266 --> 00:37:15,467 FUCK MICHAEL, GONNA GET ON TV 1515 00:37:13,266 --> 00:37:15,467 AND LIE TO US 1516 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,500 AND TELL US SHIT 1517 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,500 DON'T MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE. 1518 00:37:17,533 --> 00:37:19,533 THIS NIGGA CLIMBING UP 1519 00:37:17,533 --> 00:37:19,533 IN TREES AND SHIT, 1520 00:37:19,567 --> 00:37:21,867 TALKING ABOUT, 1521 00:37:19,567 --> 00:37:21,867 "DON'T YOU CLIMB TREES?" 1522 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:25,367 NO, MOTHER FUCKER, 1523 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:25,367 WE GOT BILLS AND SHIT. 1524 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,900 TAKE YOUR PETER PAN ASS 1525 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,900 AND MAKE SOME PEANUT BUTTER 1526 00:37:27,934 --> 00:37:29,834 OR SOME SHIT. 1527 00:37:29,867 --> 00:37:33,333 FUCK MICHAEL, TELLING NIGGAS 1528 00:37:29,867 --> 00:37:33,333 THAT'LL PAY GOOD MONEY FOR HIM, 1529 00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:35,800 TELLING US SHIT THAT DON'T MAKE 1530 00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:35,800 NO GOD DAMN SENSE. 1531 00:37:35,834 --> 00:37:38,300 TALKING ABOUT HE PUT HIS NIGGA 1532 00:37:35,834 --> 00:37:38,300 DICK IN A WHITE WOMAN 1533 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,233 AND CAME OUT WITH TWO BABIES 1534 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,233 THAT AIN'T MIXED. 1535 00:37:40,266 --> 00:37:43,133 WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK 1536 00:37:40,266 --> 00:37:43,133 YOU TALKING TO, NIGGA? 1537 00:37:43,166 --> 00:37:45,567 I'M A GROWN MOTHER FUCKING MAN, 1538 00:37:43,166 --> 00:37:45,567 YOU PUT A NIGGA DICK 1539 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,633 IN A WHITE WOMAN AND GOT TWO 1540 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,633 BLONDE, BLUE EYED BABIES? 1541 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,066 NIGGA, FUCK YOU. 1542 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,867 FUCK YOU. ONE OF THEM BABIES' 1543 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,867 NAME IS BLANKET. 1544 00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:55,667 YOU CAN'T NAME 1545 00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:55,667 NO NIGGA BABY BLANKET. 1546 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:58,133 YOU CAN'T NAME A NIGGA BABY 1547 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:58,133 NOTHING SOFT. 1548 00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:02,967 NOT BLANKET, QUILT, 1549 00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:02,967 COMFORTER, NONE OF THAT SHIT. 1550 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,100 FUCK MICHAEL. 1551 00:38:06,133 --> 00:38:07,734 WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK 1552 00:38:06,133 --> 00:38:07,734 MICHAEL DOIN'. 1553 00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:09,367 WE BEEN KNOWING 1554 00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:09,367 HOW MICHAEL WAS. 1555 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,500 IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, 1556 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,500 TELL ME WHEN'S THE LAST TIME 1557 00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:14,800 MICHAEL WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP 1558 00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:14,800 THAT YOU BELIEVED. 1559 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,767 DON'T WORRY, 1560 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,767 I'LL WAIT. 1561 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,900 (LAUGHTER) 1562 00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:20,000 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 1563 00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:20,000 YOU WAS LIKE, 1564 00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:22,033 "MICHAEL IS FUCKING THE SHIT 1565 00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:22,033 OUTTA THAT BITCH." 1566 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:24,066 NOT NEVER. 1567 00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,166 THAT MOTHER FUCKER SHOWING UP 1568 00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,166 TO PRESS CONFERENCES. 1569 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,767 HE GOT EMMANUEL LEWIS SITTING ON 1570 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,767 HIS MOTHER FUCKING LAP 1571 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,467 AND WE LIKE, 1572 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,467 "OH, THAT'S CUTE." 1573 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,934 FORGETTING THE FACT 1574 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,934 THAT EMMANUEL LEWIS WAS 26 1575 00:38:32,967 --> 00:38:35,400 MOTHER FUCKING 1576 00:38:32,967 --> 00:38:35,400 YEARS OLD AT THE GOD DAMN TIME. 1577 00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:38,033 (LAUGHTER) 1578 00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:41,133 FUCK THAT NIGGA. 1579 00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:44,533 HE JUST ON THE BALCONY, 1580 00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:44,533 PICKING LITTLE BOYS OUT. JUST-- 1581 00:38:44,567 --> 00:38:46,700 (LAUGHTER) 1582 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,533 "I LIKE HIM." 1583 00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:53,934 MICHAEL CAN'T FUCKING 1584 00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:53,934 LIE TO ME. 1585 00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:55,367 I'M A GROWN 1586 00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:55,367 MOTHER FUCKING MAN. 1587 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,100 I LOVE BITCHES, 1588 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,100 THAT'S MY SHIT. 1589 00:38:57,133 --> 00:38:59,133 I LOVE BITCHES, 1590 00:38:57,133 --> 00:38:59,133 SO IF YOU GO TO MY HOUSE, 1591 00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:01,066 THERE'S CERTAIN SHIT AT MY HOUSE 1592 00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:01,066 THAT AIN'T FOR ME. 1593 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:02,166 IT'S FOR BITCHES. 1594 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,200 I GOT A REGULAR BED 1595 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,200 WITH REGULAR PILLOWS 1596 00:39:04,233 --> 00:39:06,233 AND I GOT TWO PILLOWS 1597 00:39:04,233 --> 00:39:06,233 WITH A SILK COVER ON IT. 1598 00:39:06,266 --> 00:39:07,800 THAT'S NOT FOR ME, 1599 00:39:06,266 --> 00:39:07,800 THAT'S IN CASE BITCHES 1600 00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:09,200 WANT TO COME OVER THERE 1601 00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:09,200 AND THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE 1602 00:39:09,233 --> 00:39:10,934 WRAPPING THEY 1603 00:39:09,233 --> 00:39:10,934 GOD DAMN HAIR. 1604 00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,567 THEY AIN'T GOT TO 1605 00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,567 FUCK UP THEY PERM 1606 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,100 FUCKING 1607 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,100 WITH A NIGGA. 1608 00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:17,133 'CAUSE I LOVE BITCHES, 1609 00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:17,133 THAT'S MY SHIT. 1610 00:39:17,166 --> 00:39:19,233 IF YOU GO TO MY HOUSE, 1611 00:39:17,166 --> 00:39:19,233 THERE'S ALIZE IN MY HOUSE. 1612 00:39:19,266 --> 00:39:23,533 I DON'T DRINK NO MOTHER FUCKING 1613 00:39:19,266 --> 00:39:23,533 ALIZE, BUT BITCHES DO. 1614 00:39:23,567 --> 00:39:26,033 SO WHEN THEY COME OVER THERE, 1615 00:39:23,567 --> 00:39:26,033 I WANT 'EM TO FEEL COMFORTABLE. 1616 00:39:26,066 --> 00:39:27,834 NOW WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MICHAEL 1617 00:39:26,066 --> 00:39:27,834 NEED AT HIS HOUSE 1618 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:29,934 IF HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE 1619 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:29,934 LITTLE BOYS FEEL COMFORTABLE? 1620 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,000 I DON'T KNOW, 1621 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,000 A GOD DAMN AMUSEMENT PARK. 1622 00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:34,433 SOME MOTHER FUCKING ANIMALS, 1623 00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:34,433 SOME VIDEO GAMES. 1624 00:39:34,467 --> 00:39:36,033 SOME FREE CANDY. 1625 00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:39,834 YOU NOTICE ALL THE KIDS 1626 00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:39,834 ON TRIAL WAS THE SAME. 1627 00:39:39,867 --> 00:39:43,867 THEY WAS ALL EITHER SICK 1628 00:39:39,867 --> 00:39:43,867 OR SLOW OR USED TO HAVE CANCER 1629 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,667 OR COULDN'T 1630 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,667 SPEAK ENGLISH GOOD. 1631 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,934 YOU NOTICE IT WASN'T NO LITTLE 1632 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,934 NIGGA KIDS ON TRIAL. 1633 00:39:47,967 --> 00:39:50,100 YOU NOTICE THAT, 1634 00:39:47,967 --> 00:39:50,100 DIDN'T YOU? YOU KNOW WHY? 1635 00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:51,767 'CAUSE IT'S HARD 1636 00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:51,767 TO FUCK A NIGGA CHILD. 1637 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,200 THAT'S WHY. I COULD TAKE MY SON 1638 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,200 TO NEVER LAND RANCH RIGHT NOW. 1639 00:39:55,233 --> 00:39:57,100 I BET YOU MICHAEL 1640 00:39:55,233 --> 00:39:57,100 CAN'T FUCK HIM. 1641 00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:58,633 MY SON'LL BE SITTING 1642 00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:58,633 IN THE DRIVEWAY LIKE, 1643 00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:01,600 "NUH UH, 1644 00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:01,600 MR. JACKSON. 1645 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:04,934 I THOUGHT WE WAS GOING 1646 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:04,934 TO LIL BOW WOW'S HOUSE. 1647 00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:06,300 I'M GONNA CALL 1648 00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:06,300 MY DADDY. 1649 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:07,934 I AM A BOY, 1650 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:07,934 DEMON! 1651 00:40:07,967 --> 00:40:09,667 YOU GONNA GET IT, 1652 00:40:07,967 --> 00:40:09,667 YOU GONNA GET IT." 1653 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,567 Y'ALL BEEN ALL THAT, 1654 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,567 I APPRECIATE THE TIME. 1655 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,400 GOD BLESS. 1656 00:40:12,433 --> 00:40:14,433 (CHEERING) 1657 00:40:14,467 --> 00:40:16,433 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1658 00:40:16,467 --> 00:40:30,266 ♪ 1659 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:31,734 -KATT WILLIAMS TOUR. 1660 00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:34,734 I FINALLY GOT A KATT WILLIAMS 1661 00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:34,734 ALL-ACCESS PASS. 1662 00:40:34,767 --> 00:40:37,066 ALL THIS SHIT GET ME 1663 00:40:34,767 --> 00:40:37,066 IS LIKE... 1664 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,800 COLD ICE 1665 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,800 AND HOT MEAT. 1666 00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:40,333 (OFFSCREEN) 1667 00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:40,333 -MALE #3: I'M JUST LETTING 1668 00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:40,333 EVERYBODY NOW OUT HERE, 1669 00:40:40,367 --> 00:40:41,767 WE GETTING READY TO DO 1670 00:40:40,367 --> 00:40:41,767 KATT ALBUM. 1671 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,367 HE'S OFFICIAL 1672 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,367 DIPLOMAT. 1673 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:58,834 ♪ 1674 00:40:58,867 --> 00:41:01,166 -IN THE WORDS OF MY 1675 00:40:58,867 --> 00:41:01,166 SPIRITUAL ADVISOR, 1676 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,633 THE GREAT ARCH BISHOP 1677 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,633 DON MAGIC JUAN. 1678 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,633 -CHURCH. 1679 00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:06,266 -I'LL SAY CHURCH, PRIEST, 1680 00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:06,266 TABERNACLE TO YOU. 1681 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,867 AND I KNOW YOU GONNA PUT 1682 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,867 YOUR PIMP FOOT FORWARD 1683 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,233 AND THEN ANOTHER ONE 1684 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,233 COME FROM BEHIND. 1685 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,367 (OFFSCREEN) 1686 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,367 -KATT: YES SIR, 1687 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,367 ABSOLUTELY. 1688 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,467 -AND EVERYTHING'S 1689 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,467 GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 1690 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,867 -I WOULD HAVE TO SAY 1691 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,867 IT WAS GREAT. 1692 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:16,166 EVERYBODY NEEDS 1693 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:16,166 A NIGGA FRIEND. 1694 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,633 GOTTA HAVE 1695 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,633 A NIGGA FRIEND. 1696 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:19,867 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A NIGGA 1697 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:19,867 FRIEND, THEN WHERE CAN YOU GO? 1698 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,367 -KATT WILLIAMS 1699 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,367 IS THE TRUTH. 1700 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,367 -YEP. 1701 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,100 -THE TRUTH. 1702 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,100 -THAT'S THE BEST 1703 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,100 HBO SPECIAL. 1704 00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:26,633 CAN'T WAIT FOR IT 1705 00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:26,633 TO COME OUT AND CATCH THE MAN. 1706 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:28,867 -AND WHEN SHOWERING, 1707 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:28,867 YOU GONNA SHINE LIKE A STAR. 1708 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:30,200 YOU GONNA SHINE, 1709 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:30,200 YOU GONNA SHINE. 1710 00:41:30,233 --> 00:41:31,800 YOU'RE GONNA SHINE SO BIG, 1711 00:41:30,233 --> 00:41:31,800 SO BRIGHT. 1712 00:41:31,834 --> 00:41:33,967 YOU'RE GONNA SHINE 1713 00:41:31,834 --> 00:41:33,967 LIKE A STAR IN THE MIDNIGHT. 1714 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,500 YOU'RE GONNA SHINE REAL BIG 1715 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,500 IN THE SKY. 1716 00:41:35,533 --> 00:41:36,567 I COULD SEE IT, MAN. 1717 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,233 I COULD SEE YOUR NAME 1718 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,233 IN BRIGHT LIGHTS. 1719 00:41:38,266 --> 00:41:40,934 BUT WHAT YOU GOT TO DO AND WHAT 1720 00:41:38,266 --> 00:41:40,934 YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND IS THIS-- 1721 00:41:40,967 --> 00:41:42,667 HEY, BABY. 1722 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:44,633 BYE, GIRL. 1723 00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,533 YOU BE SWEET. 1724 00:41:46,567 --> 00:41:48,166 BUT LIKE I WAS SAYING 1725 00:41:46,567 --> 00:41:48,166 BEFORE I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED 1726 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,834 BY THAT 1727 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,834 BIG MOUTHED BITCH-- 1728 00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:52,567 -KATT WILLIAMS, 1729 00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:52,567 FUCK YOU VERY MUCH 1730 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,467 FOR HAVING ME 1731 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,467 AS A PART OF YOUR SHOW. 1732 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,166 BEHIND THE SCENES. 1733 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,166 OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 1734 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,700 I'M NOT AUTHORIZING 1735 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,700 THE USE OF ANY OF THIS SHIT. 1736 00:41:58,734 --> 00:42:01,900 OH SHIT, HEY, I WAS JUST 1737 00:41:58,734 --> 00:42:01,900 THANKING YOU FOR HAVING ME 1738 00:42:01,934 --> 00:42:03,033 A PART OF THIS. 1739 00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:03,934 KATT-- 1740 00:42:03,967 --> 00:42:05,333 OH SHIT, 1741 00:42:03,967 --> 00:42:05,333 THIS MOTHER FUCKER. 1742 00:42:05,367 --> 00:42:08,100 NIGGA, YOU--YOU REALLY ARE 1743 00:42:05,367 --> 00:42:08,100 A LEPRECHAUN. 1744 00:42:08,133 --> 00:42:11,900 -PICK UP THE PHONE, PIMP, 1745 00:42:08,133 --> 00:42:11,900 PICK UP THE PHONE. 1746 00:42:11,934 --> 00:42:16,800 YOUR HOES' CALLING ALL THE WAY 1747 00:42:11,934 --> 00:42:16,800 FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA. 1748 00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:18,567 WOO! 1749 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,266 -HE GOES IN THERE 1750 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,266 AND GRABS MY GRAPE SODAS. 1751 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,433 LOOK AT THIS NIGGA. 1752 00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:23,533 JUST LIKE A HOOD NIGGA, 1753 00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:23,533 HE COULDN'T GRAB A COKE. 1754 00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:25,967 HE HAD TO GRAB MY MOTHER FUCKING 1755 00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:25,967 SODA WITH THE FLAVOR ON IT. 1756 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,066 THE ONE I PUT IN 1757 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,066 THE FREEZER. 1758 00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:30,166 THE TWO I PUT IN THE FREEZER, 1759 00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:30,166 HE GONNA GET. 1760 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,333 YOU BLOCK HEAD 1761 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,333 MOTHER FUCKER, YOU! 1762 00:42:33,367 --> 00:42:38,033 -NO, THAT CAN'T BE IT. 1763 00:42:33,367 --> 00:42:38,033 (OFFSCREEN) 1764 00:42:33,367 --> 00:42:38,033 -MALE #1: THAT IS IT, 1765 00:42:33,367 --> 00:42:38,033 YOU BLOCK HEAD FUCKAMU, G. 1766 00:42:41,467 --> 00:42:43,700 -KATT: 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, 1767 00:42:41,467 --> 00:42:43,700 THEY'RE COMING FOR THE PACKAGE. 1768 00:42:43,734 --> 00:42:46,033 (LAUGHTER) 1769 00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:49,533 -YEAH, TURN MY MUSIC UP, 1770 00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:49,533 BITCH, SHIT. 1771 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,633 PUT ON SOME OF THAT NEW SNOOP 1772 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,633 DOGG AND KATT WILLIAMS SHIT. 1773 00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:55,900 SOME OF THAT, YEAH. 1774 00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:55,900 (OFFSCREEN) 1775 00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:55,900 -KATT: SOME OF THAT. 1776 00:42:55,934 --> 00:42:58,967 -ALL MY BITCHES. 1777 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,600 THERE'S SOMETHING 1778 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,600 YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW. 1779 00:43:02,633 --> 00:43:07,133 ♪ 1780 00:43:07,166 --> 00:43:09,900 YOU AIN'T NOTHING. 1781 00:43:09,934 --> 00:43:13,033 WITHOUT ME. 1782 00:43:13,066 --> 00:43:15,600 YOU'RE JUST A TRAMP. 1783 00:43:15,633 --> 00:43:17,633 YEAH, THAT SHIT BANGING. 1784 00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:19,734 (OFFSCREEN) 1785 00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:19,734 -MALE #2: I'M THERE FOR YOU, 1786 00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:19,734 LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER. 1787 00:43:19,767 --> 00:43:22,166 -KATT: WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT 1788 00:43:19,767 --> 00:43:22,166 HE SAYS AS SOON AS I LEAVE. 1789 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,700 -OH, I SAID THAT SHIT ALREADY 1790 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,700 BEFORE YOU CAME IN HERE. 1791 00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:26,100 -KATT: I KNEW IT! 1792 00:43:26,133 --> 00:43:29,934 I'LL BE WATCHING MY OWN 1793 00:43:26,133 --> 00:43:29,934 DVD LIKE THIS. 1794 00:43:29,967 --> 00:43:31,600 I THINK HE REALLY 1795 00:43:29,967 --> 00:43:31,600 FEEL THAT WAY TOO. 1796 00:43:31,633 --> 00:43:33,800 I THINK HE REALLY-- 1797 00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:36,300 OKAY, STOP, 1798 00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:36,300 TURN THE MUSIC OFF. 1799 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:37,867 OKAY, I GOT TO TELL 1800 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:37,867 YOU NIGGAS SOMETHING. 1801 00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,567 THE REST OF Y'ALL THAT GOT LIKE 1802 00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,567 BAD BABY SITTERS OR SOMETHING, 1803 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,867 IF YOU GOT BABYSITTERS 1804 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,867 THAT AIN'T SHIT, 1805 00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:43,233 GO AHEAD, LEAVE, 1806 00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:43,233 THIS SHOW IS OVER. 1807 00:43:43,266 --> 00:43:45,700 I JUST GOTTA SAY, 1808 00:43:43,266 --> 00:43:45,700 I KNOW A LOT OF MOTHER FUCKERS 1809 00:43:45,734 --> 00:43:47,800 DON'T GET THE OPPORTUNITY 1810 00:43:45,734 --> 00:43:47,800 TO SAY THANK YOU. 1811 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:52,367 I REALLY WANT TO SAY IT 1812 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:52,367 BECAUSE I'M 5'5", SO UM... 1813 00:43:54,033 --> 00:43:57,066 I AIN'T NEVER REALLY BEEN 1814 00:43:54,033 --> 00:43:57,066 SCARED OF NOTHING 1815 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:58,800 'CAUSE I DONE BEEN 1816 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:58,800 KNOCKED OUT BEFORE. 1817 00:43:58,834 --> 00:44:02,233 IT WASN'T THAT 1818 00:43:58,834 --> 00:44:02,233 GOD DAMN BAD. 1819 00:44:02,266 --> 00:44:04,467 I WOKE UP IN THE CLUB 1820 00:44:02,266 --> 00:44:04,467 WELL-RESTED AND EVERYTHING, 1821 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,633 LIKE-- 1822 00:44:08,533 --> 00:44:10,066 BUT I DON'T THINK MOTHER FUCKERS 1823 00:44:08,533 --> 00:44:10,066 SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH, 1824 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:11,734 SO I WANT TO TELL 1825 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:11,734 YOU MOTHER FUCKERS THANK YOU. 1826 00:44:11,767 --> 00:44:13,900 I AIN'T FROM HERE. 1827 00:44:13,934 --> 00:44:16,400 I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD 1828 00:44:13,934 --> 00:44:16,400 GOD DAMN TIME. 1829 00:44:16,433 --> 00:44:19,166 I APPRECIATE IT. 1830 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,667 AND GOD BLESS Y'ALL, 1831 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,667 THAT'S ALL I WANT TO SAY. 1832 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:21,667 THANK YOU. 1833 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,700 (CHEERING) 1834 00:44:23,734 --> 00:44:27,133 ♪ 1835 00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:29,000 -SHAPPA-DAPPA BOO-BOP. 1836 00:44:29,033 --> 00:44:30,900 SNOOPY D-O-DUB, CUZ. 1837 00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:33,467 NOW, I'M GONNA GO FINISH 1838 00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:33,467 WHAT I'M DOING. 1839 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,066 GETTING MY MONEY, 1840 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,066 BREAKING THESE BITCHES, 1841 00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:37,033 MAKING THIS MUSIC. 1842 00:44:37,066 --> 00:44:39,600 BUT IN THE MEANTIME 1843 00:44:37,066 --> 00:44:39,600 AND BETWEEN TIME, 1844 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:43,367 CHECK OUT MY NIGGA 1845 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:43,367 KATT WILLIAMS, MOTHER FUCKERS. 1846 00:44:44,867 --> 00:44:46,233 SMOKE SOME. 1847 00:44:46,266 --> 00:45:01,033 ♪ 102851