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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:38,292 --> 00:00:40,292 THE BELGIAN JOB 4 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,042 Go on, Madame. 5 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:44,250 Please. 6 00:01:03,792 --> 00:01:04,792 Thank you. 7 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:37,792 That's my Willy! 8 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:39,083 How are you? 9 00:01:39,625 --> 00:01:40,708 Alright? 10 00:01:41,917 --> 00:01:43,375 You haven't changed. 11 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:46,917 We ugly people age well. 12 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,292 How's Sandrine? 13 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,000 Good 6 months ago. No news since. 14 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:55,750 She left with an An-twerp. 15 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:58,500 - A Fleming? - Ja meneer! 16 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:01,000 How did the kids take it? 17 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,750 The boy sulks all day, 18 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:04,667 the girl messes up at school. 19 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:08,833 All my fault. Their mum says I'm genetically a dead loss. 20 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:15,167 - Same number plates? - Better for parking fines. 21 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,458 Smart thinking, huh? 22 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:20,750 Thanks. 23 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,958 I thought you hated football? 24 00:02:24,167 --> 00:02:26,583 I'm an immigrant trying to integrate! 25 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:27,917 Here for long? 26 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:31,292 Shit, Willy! 27 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:33,875 It's been 5 years! Stay a bit. 28 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:36,375 - I may stay longer. - How come? 29 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:39,625 I'm up for a job. At the Westin Paris-Vendôme. 30 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:41,375 Cool! Doing what? 31 00:02:41,583 --> 00:02:43,125 Same as in Dubai. 32 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:44,750 Weren't you a concierge? 33 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:46,500 Yes. Same as in New York. 34 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,792 So you'll be welcoming people? 35 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,583 Like the hotel front man? 36 00:02:50,792 --> 00:02:51,958 That's right. 37 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:54,167 What a pity. 38 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,292 I'd have loved you to stay. 39 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,875 I can leave you here. 40 00:03:01,292 --> 00:03:02,292 C'mon, Willy! 41 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:04,042 The Westin Paris-Vendôme 42 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:07,208 won't hire a spokesman called Willy Vanderbrook 43 00:03:07,417 --> 00:03:09,208 with a Belgian accent. 44 00:03:09,542 --> 00:03:10,708 I don't have an accent. 45 00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:12,167 Maybe not. 46 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:13,792 But I don't! 47 00:03:14,292 --> 00:03:16,917 You do when you lose your rag. 48 00:03:18,375 --> 00:03:21,750 You've called me "French Toast" since we were kids. 49 00:03:22,208 --> 00:03:24,083 French Toast this, French Toast that! 50 00:03:24,292 --> 00:03:25,917 French Toast fucked off! 51 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:28,417 So I'm too Belgian to work in France? 52 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,292 Your mother comes from Toulouse. 53 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,250 Frouzins, not Toulouse. 54 00:03:33,458 --> 00:03:34,792 So what? 55 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,125 Know something? I haven't said a word. 56 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:38,375 Zero. 57 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,792 Anti-Belgian racism is over! 58 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,417 Belgians are everywhere! 59 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:43,625 Am I everywhere? 60 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:45,625 Movies: Poelvoorde, Van Damme. 61 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:48,542 Literature: Amélie Nothomb, Philip Geluck. 62 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:52,333 Even fashion: Chris Van Hache at Dior. 63 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,000 Belgian is trendy. 64 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:56,708 So Belgian is trendy? 65 00:03:56,917 --> 00:03:58,417 I'll show you how trendy. 66 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:00,958 Hey, stop! You're insane! 67 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:02,667 Know Jacky Ickx? 68 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,042 Red light! Stop! 69 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:06,625 Shit! What the fuck are you doing? 70 00:04:14,167 --> 00:04:15,417 Turn off the engine. 71 00:04:16,625 --> 00:04:18,625 Excuse me for apologizing, sir. 72 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:19,875 I'm sorry, 73 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:23,750 in Liège we have a saying: "Red go, green stop. 74 00:04:23,958 --> 00:04:26,458 "Or watcha, Belgium, here comes trouble!" 75 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:28,667 Indeed? 76 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:31,167 I'll let you off this time. 77 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:33,250 But be careful. 78 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:34,958 Heart-warming. 79 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:36,417 Bye for now! 80 00:05:00,292 --> 00:05:02,208 Meet Mutt, the dog. 81 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:04,333 Mutt, the dog. 82 00:05:04,542 --> 00:05:06,542 She took the kids. I got the dog. 83 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:10,083 - It could do with a lick of paint. - I know. 84 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:13,625 I planned a "Buffalo Mussels". Western Shellfish. 85 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:15,917 But the banks chickened out. 86 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:17,125 What a shame. 87 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:18,708 Come on, this way. 88 00:05:19,542 --> 00:05:24,250 My ex-brother-in-law is staying. You're in the kids' room. 89 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:26,167 No problem. 90 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:31,708 Don't mention Sandrine and the Fleming, he's touchy. 91 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:38,000 Franck, Willy. 92 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:40,083 Are you French Toast? 93 00:05:40,375 --> 00:05:41,375 Yep. 94 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:43,875 I'm Franck Vrut 95 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:45,458 but call me Franck. 96 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,750 To fool the GISS. 97 00:05:47,958 --> 00:05:50,458 The Secret Service. 98 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:54,125 They know we use aliases so I use my real name. 99 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,875 So they don't know who I am. Foxy, huh? 100 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:01,500 Right! I must finish grooming. 101 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:02,708 Franck. 102 00:06:02,917 --> 00:06:04,000 A coffee? 103 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,500 Yeah. 104 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:11,375 Take my room if you like. It's your call. 105 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,750 You're kidding. This is fine. 106 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:19,083 The shower room... 107 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:24,500 - Body hygiene. - What's this Secret Service stuff? 108 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:26,292 He's a political refugee. 109 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:27,250 What? 110 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:31,083 The only Belgian militating for Wallonia to annex Flanders. 111 00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:34,542 He thinks the Zwarte Loeuws are gunning for him. 112 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,833 - The Zoarteleuz? - The Black Lions. 113 00:06:37,083 --> 00:06:38,083 Flemish terrorists. 114 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:41,500 He refuses to eat waterzooï, 115 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:44,083 he sings the Brabançonne nonstop. 116 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:52,125 I was with Carter for 2 years and Reagan for 4. 117 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,000 Reagan was shot. 118 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:57,958 I was off duty. 119 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,333 So you were in the Secret Service? 120 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:02,583 Yep. 121 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,500 You protected the big boss? 122 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,667 I was with Carter for 2 years and Reagan for 4. 123 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,083 Reagan was shot. 124 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,292 I was off duty. 125 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:18,583 Anything I can do, French Toast? 126 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:21,167 No. I don't want to bother you. 127 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:24,458 - Bodyguard? - Yes. Seen it? 128 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:25,708 Have I seen it? 129 00:07:25,917 --> 00:07:27,417 I first fell in love to... 130 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:30,167 The song is crap! 131 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,083 It's about Frank Farmer. 132 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:34,333 - Sure. - He's my idol! 133 00:07:34,542 --> 00:07:38,667 The day I saw him changed my life. The Kinepolis, September 8, 1993. 134 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,208 The name triggered it off. 135 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:43,583 - What off? - My dream! To be a bodyguard. 136 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:45,458 Frank Farmer, Franck Vrut. 137 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:48,250 It was meant. Fate. You know? 138 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,583 Sure. 139 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:52,542 - I'm going to bed. - Do it. 140 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:54,875 Hey, Will! 141 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,375 I'll keep watch. 142 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,500 Reagan was shot. 143 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,667 I was off duty. 144 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:30,667 Monsieur Vanderbrootch? 145 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:31,875 Vanderbrook. 146 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:34,417 This way, please. 147 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:50,000 The Anvers Hotel School? 148 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:52,458 A fine reputation. 149 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:56,958 Then you were head waiter at the Mangus, Maître d'... 150 00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,000 You speak Dutch? 151 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,500 My grandma is Flemish, 152 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,167 I spoke it as a child. 153 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,250 And German, our third language. 154 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:06,458 You don't have an accent. 155 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:08,375 Only when I lose my rag. 156 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:10,500 I hope that won't happen! 157 00:09:11,917 --> 00:09:14,583 My mother is French, I've lived abroad, 158 00:09:14,792 --> 00:09:16,458 I feel I'm a world citizen. 159 00:09:18,542 --> 00:09:21,958 Your first job as concierge was at the Pierre? 160 00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:24,292 Why New York? 161 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:27,917 The director spotted me at a dinner at the Magnus. 162 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:30,583 New York was my dream. I jumped at it. 163 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,333 - You were there... - 3 years, like Tokyo. 164 00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:34,542 Excellent. 165 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:37,167 Your profile is very interesting. 166 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:40,208 The others are too, of course. 167 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:41,917 But interesting. 168 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,792 Monsieur Vanderbrook. 169 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,875 How did it go this morning? 170 00:09:55,083 --> 00:09:56,292 Extremely well. 171 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,125 Who's the lucky guy? 172 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:00,375 He's called Willy Vanderbrook. 173 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:01,750 A bit Belgian? 174 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:05,250 He's Belgian but his mother is from Toulouse. 175 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:08,875 He must eat chips with his casserole! 176 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:12,458 "The Paris Westin here. So what's it about?" 177 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,083 "Hello?" 178 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:17,583 "Ne me quitte pas..." 179 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:21,250 Cool it, guys, he speaks six languages. 180 00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:23,250 Shame he can't speak French! 181 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:24,708 For once! 182 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,375 You're crass. 183 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:33,583 Are you really going to show Detarnaud your Vankerbrot's CV? 184 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:36,542 I don't know... 185 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,875 If you do, I want to see him meeting your cyclist. 186 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,125 Surprise! 187 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:30,167 It's not your fault. They can't help it. 188 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,958 They can't take us seriously. 189 00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:36,375 Even if you were the King of the Belgians. 190 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:41,083 They'd grovel, then sneer behind your back. 191 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,083 - You think so? - Sure. 192 00:11:43,292 --> 00:11:46,125 - But they'd grovel? - Educated assholes. 193 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,042 They respect the crown. 194 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:51,375 I could arrive filthy, they'd lick my muddy boots? 195 00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:52,917 They certainly would. 196 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,208 They'd roll out the red carpet for me? 197 00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:58,042 Sure, if you were royalty. 198 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:01,083 I mean if I showed up a total mess, 199 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,542 stinking of beer, 200 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:06,167 they'd send the wine waiter over? 201 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:09,542 If you saw a drunk Emir in Dubai, 202 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,042 you wouldn't give him a breathalyzer test. 203 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,167 You're dead right. 204 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:15,625 Maybe not. 205 00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:17,167 Know something? 206 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:18,875 We should go there. 207 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:21,083 To Dubai? What the shit for? 208 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Gentlemen. 209 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:39,333 A good table, I've been on safari and I'm starving. 210 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:40,875 I'm sorry... 211 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:44,583 You're what? My man, you better eat your words. 212 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:45,542 I didn't say anything. 213 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,500 Exactly! Show some respect for the Prince. 214 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,250 The Prince? 215 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:51,875 Louis of the Belgians, 216 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,542 the Prince Royal. 217 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:56,833 Oh, of course. 218 00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:00,458 A table for eight? 219 00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:02,000 Nine! 220 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:05,000 I like stretching my feet on a chair. 221 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,500 Yes. For nine. 222 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:13,167 Our immortal motto 223 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,958 The King, law and liberty 224 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:20,417 The King, law and liberty 225 00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:24,167 The King, law and liberty 226 00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,542 Long live the King! 227 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,417 Long live the Prince! 228 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,208 - To the Prince! - Thank you. 229 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,583 Château White Horse 1966: 230 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:38,792 the legendary premier Saint-Emilion Grand Cru 231 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,208 from Fourcaud Laussac, an outstanding year. 232 00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:46,125 The fruit rears up but the woody base reins it in. 233 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:47,708 Sounds pretty. 234 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:51,167 Fleshy and muscular as a stallion, it stands firm... 235 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:52,875 On its little hooves! 236 00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:00,667 You said it's a white horse? 237 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:01,917 Absolutely, Your Highness. 238 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:03,708 So why is it red? 239 00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:07,625 Just putting you on. 240 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:09,875 Your pony gallops well. 241 00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,083 Another go on the roundabout? 242 00:14:12,292 --> 00:14:13,625 Drinks all round! 243 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,667 Your health! 244 00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:19,750 As you wish, Your Majesty. 245 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,667 Tell your manager and your chef 246 00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:25,375 I'd be honoured by their visit. 247 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,000 - Right away. - Thanks. 248 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:28,792 Happy bunny? 249 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,667 We can't pay for drinks. Are you nuts? 250 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,000 Don't worry. 251 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,208 Come closer... 252 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,500 Closer? 253 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:44,458 You're a mental case! 254 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,500 Your Highness. 255 00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:04,792 Daniel Detarnaud, I'm the hotel manager. 256 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,792 We're very honoured. 257 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,250 May I present our renowned chef, Michel Meriac. 258 00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:11,458 Your Highness. 259 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,875 The creator of this sensory celebration. 260 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,375 Thank you, Your Highness. 261 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,250 - Cook it yourself? - For Your Highness, yes. 262 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,042 I recognize your touch. 263 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,792 A smashing moustache. 264 00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:24,917 Thank you, Your Highness. 265 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,167 You know what the Germans say? 266 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:33,667 A kiss without a moustache is like soup without salt. 267 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,958 You don't speak German? 268 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,000 Can't do everything, eh? 269 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:39,958 Take me: 270 00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:41,250 I was a prick in biology. 271 00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,458 Birds and bees, insects. A real prick! 272 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:46,750 With all respect, 273 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,958 Your Highness certainly wasn't a prick. 274 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:53,333 I was! I never knew lobsters had hairs. 275 00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,000 Racoons, yes. 276 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,458 But not lobsters. 277 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,417 I knew about the feelers, 278 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,625 not the hairs. 279 00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:04,542 But Your Majesty, lobsters don't have hairs. 280 00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:05,833 Really? 281 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,208 So what's in my chamberlain's plate? 282 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:10,917 - Where? - Here. 283 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,208 Impossible. 284 00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:14,667 I've never been so humiliated in my life! 285 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:19,042 Appalling service! Your concierge is a lout 286 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,875 and your chef is a pig! 287 00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:23,958 Forgive me, Your Highness. 288 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:28,292 I'll prepare our royal suite for you immediately. 289 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,750 As our guest. 290 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:32,208 - My friends too? - Naturally. 291 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,167 All my friends? 292 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,292 Your Highness... 293 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,125 I want to thank you for everything. 294 00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:55,417 The pleasure was mine, Mademoiselle... 295 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:56,333 Jessica. 296 00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:58,875 Louis of Belgium. Delighted. 297 00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:01,625 Weren't you with your friends? 298 00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:02,958 Yes... 299 00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,792 but they're not such fun as yours. 300 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,708 Shall I grant you political asylum? 301 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:16,083 A drink, boss, we're thirsty! 302 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:20,500 A drink, boss, we're thirsty! 303 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,708 A beer, boss, we're thirsty! 304 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:26,708 We're thirsty! 305 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,500 We're thirsty! 306 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,708 When I was in the Foreign Legion 307 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:36,917 I crossed the desert every day 308 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,167 Come here... 309 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,750 I'm thirsty! So thirsty! 310 00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:49,542 Some champagne! 311 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:51,500 - Like some? - Yes. 312 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,083 For you... 313 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,083 Thank you. 314 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:18,750 We have a tradition here: lovers share drinks. 315 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:20,667 Look, watch me. 316 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:22,833 Do it like this. 317 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,333 All the way! 318 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:30,833 I must tell you... 319 00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,125 You're married? With kids? 320 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:36,667 I'm not who you think I am. 321 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:43,625 Me neither. 322 00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:54,042 Here's the story, prince. 323 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,875 I get 30,000 euros cash in 24 hours, 324 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,250 or else these photos of us both... 325 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,542 Here they are... 326 00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:05,708 I like this one... 327 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:06,958 will hit the media. 328 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,083 What? 329 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,375 Find it funny? 330 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:27,000 Your jacket? 331 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,167 Willy Vanderbrook? 332 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,125 Born October 10, 1969, in Molenbeek-Saint-Jean. 333 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:47,167 You see? 334 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:48,833 Fuck... 335 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,750 Oh fuck! 336 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,083 Stupid asshole. 337 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,625 Bunch of assholes! 338 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,250 Hello, love. 339 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,292 - You look tired. - Quite a night. 340 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,042 - Rest up. - How's Juliette? 341 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,667 Good. She's back next week, I hope. 342 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:41,875 Give her my love. 343 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,083 I will. Bye. 344 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:53,625 Washington. 345 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,125 Happy? Like something to eat? 346 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:59,375 The Westin is inviting 400 guests Saturday, 347 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:03,542 to celebrate the famous Parisian Palace Hotel's 75th anniversary. 348 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,375 Star couturiers and jewellers are busy-busy 349 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:10,042 for - to quote Forbes Mag - this year's top social event. 350 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:13,667 The actresses and princesses will wear Vuiret. 351 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:16,792 Tell me about it. 352 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,500 It's a very important event for us, 353 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,417 all the elite will be there 354 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,583 and our finest jewellery will be worn. 355 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,000 An event like this 356 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,042 means displaying our most precious jewels 357 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,458 in priceless settings! 358 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,125 - Thank you. - My pleasure, Sandrine. 359 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,792 I'm General Patton! 360 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,917 - The door's open. - On your feet, soldier! 361 00:21:58,833 --> 00:21:59,833 Who are you? 362 00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:02,792 Champagne, Your Highness? 363 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,917 - It's Jessica. - Ah, Jessica. 364 00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:11,542 I left a bit early. 365 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,417 Without congratulating you. 366 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,458 Very nice of you to come 367 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:17,417 but you could have phoned. 368 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,083 I want to be there. 369 00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:21,583 Be where? 370 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,417 On your next scam. 371 00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:27,417 There's no scam. It was just some fun. 372 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,750 I know what you're planning. 373 00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:34,167 - We're not. OK? - You were on a recce? 374 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,083 - On a recce? - C'mon, Franck. 375 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:40,083 You'll borrow jewellery for the Westin gala 376 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,083 and then vanish. 377 00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:45,000 Awesome. Not even robbery, they give you the stuff. 378 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:46,208 Nice one, guys. 379 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,250 - Thanks, Madame. - But... 380 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,708 There's a flaw in your plan. 381 00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:51,958 Oh yeah? 382 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:54,667 They won't lend you jewels without a princess. 383 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,500 Yes, I agree to become your wife, 384 00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:58,875 Willy. 385 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:02,667 Right. That was fun. 386 00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:04,333 We'll give Kiki back. 387 00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:05,958 Game over. 388 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:08,875 The next day we split 50/50 and ciao. 389 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,875 Sorry, no way. Let's go. 390 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:14,375 - 60/40, my last word. - See you soon. 391 00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:15,375 We're closed. 392 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,875 But guys, we're onto a goldmine. 393 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:20,250 A million euros. Like that! 394 00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:22,958 A million euros... 395 00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,292 I'm a concierge, Serge owns a bar, 396 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,625 Franck is... 397 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,250 Why should we steal jewels? 398 00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:32,208 To change your lives! 399 00:23:32,417 --> 00:23:33,958 So what do we risk? 400 00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:37,542 Then we'll nick the Mona Lisa from the Louvre! 401 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,458 Bust Fort Knock in the US! 402 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,500 Steal the magic potion from Astérix Park! 403 00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:47,000 Westin Hotel? I'd like to speak to the manager, 404 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,667 Monsieur Detarnaud. 405 00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:49,917 Thank you. 406 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,125 I don't know about Belgium, 407 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:54,208 but in France, usurping identity 408 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:58,167 gets you a 75,000 euro fine and a 5 year sentence. 409 00:23:58,917 --> 00:24:00,500 And that bar bill to pay... 410 00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:04,583 On the house! 411 00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:06,125 Château White Horse... 412 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:07,500 Drinks all round 413 00:24:09,708 --> 00:24:10,708 Tasting menu 414 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,208 Champagne 415 00:24:16,167 --> 00:24:16,958 Louis of Belgium... 416 00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:18,417 Willy Vanderbrook? 417 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,125 Usurping identity 418 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Wong ceramic 419 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,083 He can't hold it! 420 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,250 Carpet 421 00:24:30,458 --> 00:24:32,042 On the throne, Willy! 422 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,250 Loo seat 423 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:35,458 Marble bust 424 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:38,083 Curtains 425 00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:41,833 Paintwork 426 00:24:43,292 --> 00:24:44,292 Damage 427 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:48,542 It could be costly. 428 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:49,958 - Hold on. - Alright. 429 00:24:50,542 --> 00:24:52,167 If you sell the bar 430 00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:54,542 you might scrape the money up. 431 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:55,750 Maybe. 432 00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:58,083 - Here he is. - Monsieur Detarnaud. 433 00:24:58,292 --> 00:24:59,292 I'm on! 434 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:03,875 I got it! 435 00:25:05,167 --> 00:25:07,292 Right. Where's my room? 436 00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:12,750 Towels in the cupboard. 437 00:25:13,042 --> 00:25:14,583 Your bathroom's here. 438 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,208 Thank you, Serge. 439 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:19,750 I'll shut the door. 440 00:25:24,167 --> 00:25:25,625 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 441 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:29,000 Want to tuck her up too? 442 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,083 We're business partners, let's be nice. 443 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,292 Reassure me, Serge, 444 00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:46,333 this scam is off. 445 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,042 That's not what you said. 446 00:25:50,042 --> 00:25:51,958 There's a million euros in it. 447 00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:54,542 I was bullshitting her. Playing for time. 448 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:55,833 What do we do? 449 00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:57,917 No idea. 450 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,917 She can get us locked up. 451 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:02,708 This bar is all I have. 452 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:06,167 If I lose it I'll have nothing. Nothing. 453 00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:08,458 You've landed us in deep shit, 454 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,167 that's the truth of it. 455 00:26:10,708 --> 00:26:11,875 I'm sorry. 456 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:14,917 Everyone's sorry. 457 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:17,167 You won't lose custody of your kids! 458 00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:18,375 You've already lost it. 459 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,125 Exactly. 460 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,750 This money may help me get it back. 461 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,208 Make my bar a Buffalo Mussels. 462 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,583 Buy a new car. 463 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,458 Buy Franck a Kalashnikov. 464 00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:31,833 That's crap. 465 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:35,542 If we could do it once we can do it twice. 466 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,750 But we don't even know the girl. 467 00:26:40,042 --> 00:26:43,500 She trapped us, we'll find a way to break free of her. 468 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:47,750 - Trust me, I'll find something. - Start looking. 469 00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:49,000 'Night, French Toast. 470 00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:53,250 Yeah, good night. 471 00:26:58,042 --> 00:26:59,167 She's not there. 472 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:00,750 You scared me. 473 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:04,083 - She won't bother us any more. - What? 474 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,250 - What have you done? - A joke! 475 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:10,250 She's shopping, she said she'll be back. 476 00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:12,958 Anyway, I didn't find anything. 477 00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:15,083 Shit! What else did she say? 478 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,417 That I should buy some pyjamas. 479 00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:21,042 She's out of it. 480 00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:22,833 Fuck pyjamas! 481 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,542 Strength lies in unity 482 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,208 Closed until reopened 483 00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:52,542 Right. It's exactly 22.25. 484 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:54,250 I slip the bag down the hatch. 485 00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:56,083 Serge retrieves it downstairs 486 00:27:56,292 --> 00:27:59,125 and hides it in locker 28 in the cloakroom. 487 00:27:59,917 --> 00:28:03,500 I go out past the unsuspecting security guard. 488 00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:05,750 OK? Is that clear so far? 489 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,542 Fine, I'll start again. 490 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,125 Right. 491 00:28:15,292 --> 00:28:16,333 It's exactly... 492 00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:18,167 - 22.25! - Good. 493 00:28:18,417 --> 00:28:21,458 I slip the bag down the laundry hatch... 494 00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:23,458 Serge retrieves it downstairs 495 00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:25,167 and hides it in locker... 496 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:26,833 - 28! - In the cloakroom. 497 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:30,833 I go out past the unsuspecting security guard. 498 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:31,667 Unsuspecting! 499 00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:35,667 Serge gets the car, Willy and Franck leave the ballroom. 500 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:39,292 I go down and collect the bag, 501 00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:43,125 I leave as the laundry van parks behind the hotel. 502 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:47,750 We meet at the car that Serge parks here. 503 00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:51,292 We go see my fence, we split the takings. 504 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:53,083 End of story. 505 00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,792 What do you think? 506 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,125 Like Ocean's Eleven with George Clooney and Al Pacino! 507 00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:02,417 - Andy Garcia, not Al Pacino. - Sure? 508 00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:04,417 Yeah, and neither up to Kevin. 509 00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:07,458 I wasn't talking about Kevin Costner, I said... 510 00:29:07,667 --> 00:29:08,458 You know nothing! 511 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:10,583 So? You don't even have the DVD. 512 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:12,750 It'll never work. 513 00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:14,708 - What won't? - You! 514 00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:16,500 Not credible as my wife. 515 00:29:17,542 --> 00:29:19,958 Why not? Not classy enough? 516 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,958 Not Belgian enough. 517 00:29:22,167 --> 00:29:23,167 True! 518 00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:24,542 "Not classee enough?" 519 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:26,875 In Belgian we'd say: "not claaassy enough". 520 00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:28,208 Claaassy. 521 00:29:29,292 --> 00:29:30,333 Not "classee". 522 00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:33,250 - But I don't talk like that! - You do! 523 00:29:34,208 --> 00:29:36,375 I'll talk with a Belgian accent. 524 00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:37,833 Go on. We're listening. 525 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:39,500 We're risking a lot here. 526 00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:42,292 If we go for it, we must trust you. 527 00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:45,458 Go ahead. We're listening. 528 00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:50,792 "I fancy some mussels with beer, 529 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,625 "with waterzooï and like a stack of chips, for once." 530 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:57,458 How's that! 531 00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:02,875 Nowhere near. 532 00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:04,500 You have a long way to go. 533 00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:07,167 My parents are mixed, I use two accents. 534 00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:09,708 I've been here 10 years, so no accent. 535 00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:11,375 You can teach me. 536 00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:13,000 In six days? 537 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:15,958 God created the world in six days. 538 00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:18,667 No one will believe you're a Belgian princess! 539 00:30:20,042 --> 00:30:21,417 Later. I have a date. 540 00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:23,917 May we ask where? 541 00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:25,125 No. 542 00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:27,083 I thought we were a team. 543 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:30,167 A team who'll meet up in two hours. Bye! 544 00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:34,292 - So what do we do? - Meaning? 545 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,583 - Follow her. - Happy to. 546 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:41,792 Will, you take Marie Louise. 547 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,125 You take Allibert. I'll go this way. 548 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,750 - Serge? Where are you? - By the canal. 549 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,625 She's heading your way. 550 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:14,167 - See you on the square. - I'll call you. 551 00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,458 - Where is she? - Dunno. 552 00:31:44,667 --> 00:31:46,042 - You must know! - No. 553 00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:48,208 - Been taking a stroll? - No. 554 00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,500 - Well? - He's lost her. 555 00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:54,208 - She never arrived. - But I saw her. 556 00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:56,167 - Maybe she crossed a bridge. - No way. 557 00:31:57,625 --> 00:32:00,250 - Sure you didn't see her? - Insinuating? 558 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:02,958 - I thought you were motivated. - I am. 559 00:32:03,167 --> 00:32:05,333 - Is that what's bugging you? - Stop! 560 00:32:05,542 --> 00:32:07,083 You're not professionals. 561 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:10,500 I know when someone is there and someone isn't. 562 00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:12,958 You must accept your limitations. 563 00:32:13,167 --> 00:32:15,833 You're hopeless at tailing. 564 00:32:16,042 --> 00:32:17,042 Full stop. 565 00:32:17,167 --> 00:32:19,958 - That's rubbish. - You're hopeless at tailing! 566 00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:21,958 Never mind, I'll teach you. 567 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:24,417 Come on, follow me... to Notre Dame. 568 00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:27,667 - But you know I'm following you. - Cut it out! 569 00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:29,333 Forget it, Serge. 570 00:32:29,542 --> 00:32:30,958 Willy wants to learn. 571 00:32:31,167 --> 00:32:33,333 When you're tailing, you identify. 572 00:32:33,542 --> 00:32:36,625 You think like him to anticipate his moves. 573 00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:38,958 - Like when I tail him. - You tail me? 574 00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:40,292 Yes. 575 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,875 For training. Now I can tail Willy. 576 00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:45,667 - Tailing me for long? - From the start. 577 00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:48,500 Your Tuesday massages at the "Saigon Delight". 578 00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:50,083 "Little Poodle"! 579 00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:52,042 OK! We'll tail you. 580 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,083 Count to 10, 20 or 30, then go! 581 00:32:55,292 --> 00:32:56,292 See you later. 582 00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:05,792 It's a proper massage salon. 583 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,125 The guy is dressed. It's not... 584 00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:10,167 Hey, Serge, no problem. 585 00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,125 - Live your life. - Yeah. 586 00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:20,333 If I do or I don't, I'd tell you. 587 00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:21,583 Of course. 588 00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,125 One question: 589 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:26,750 just body-body or an oral finish too? 590 00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:30,250 Sorry. 591 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:31,542 You're exhausting. 592 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:33,333 Look! 593 00:33:34,917 --> 00:33:36,292 He's into it. 594 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,500 Kevin Costner. 595 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,917 He can't see a thing! 596 00:33:41,542 --> 00:33:43,667 - Costner is running. - Wicked! 597 00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:45,750 What's he doing? 598 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:51,958 Making progress! 599 00:33:52,167 --> 00:33:55,667 I saw Serge on rue du Renard and Arcolle Bridge. But Willy... 600 00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:58,250 Sorry, is there a tobacconist nearby? 601 00:33:58,458 --> 00:33:59,458 No. 602 00:33:59,625 --> 00:34:00,708 Help yourself. 603 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:03,792 Thanks. But it's your last one. 604 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,167 - My pleasure. - Very good of you. 605 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:09,750 Want a French kiss too? I'm in a meeting. 606 00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:11,042 Really? 607 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,583 Some guys have no limits! 608 00:34:14,417 --> 00:34:17,292 Willy, I saw you once. Not bad for a half-cast. 609 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,500 A half-cast? 610 00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:19,958 Franco-Belgian. 611 00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:23,125 You can be proud of your 50% inner man! 612 00:34:24,167 --> 00:34:25,375 I'm proud of you. 613 00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:26,667 - Great. - Well done. 614 00:34:26,917 --> 00:34:29,458 Now we find the squaw and break her. 615 00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:32,292 We've lost enough time as it is. 616 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:36,500 I can lend you my knife to scalp her. 617 00:34:38,292 --> 00:34:39,292 I got it. 618 00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:44,875 From now on you're not Jessica. 619 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,333 Jessica is dead. 620 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:49,083 You're undercover. Is that clear? 621 00:34:49,292 --> 00:34:50,667 - Yes. - Yes, sir! 622 00:34:51,667 --> 00:34:52,667 Yes, sir. 623 00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:55,083 You must shed your skin like a snake. 624 00:34:55,292 --> 00:34:58,042 Become Madeleine Marie Christine. Princess Royal. 625 00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:01,042 You are Madeleine Marie Christine, Princess Royal. 626 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,542 Is that clear? 627 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:03,750 Yes, sir. 628 00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:07,833 You grew up in Uccle in the Brussels-Capital region. 629 00:35:08,042 --> 00:35:09,167 It's your mother tongue. 630 00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:12,500 Think Brussels, breathe Brussels! 631 00:35:12,917 --> 00:35:15,708 Your trainer is Captain Willy Vanderbrook. 632 00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:17,398 He went to the Brussels Hotel School, 633 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,958 he's in a league of his own. 634 00:35:20,167 --> 00:35:21,167 Got it, Jessica? 635 00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,250 - Yes, sir. - No! 636 00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:25,958 You're not Jessica! You're Madeleine! Or you're dead! 637 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,042 And we're dead with you! 638 00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:30,417 Concentrate, Jessica. 639 00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:34,750 Good, Madeleine. 640 00:35:34,917 --> 00:35:36,292 To become one of us, 641 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:39,292 you must learn about Belgian humour. 642 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:42,000 We take our humour very seriously. 643 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:43,542 You must laugh differently. 644 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:47,792 Forget all your parochial French comedians! 645 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,500 Here we have François Pirette, Marc Hermann, the great Jojo. 646 00:35:52,708 --> 00:35:54,958 You know Jojo? Of course not. 647 00:35:55,167 --> 00:35:59,000 We call him Julius Caesar No trousers, he's a teaser 648 00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:02,125 Showing off his sexy legs Hurrah! 649 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:04,042 A sexy-legged superstar! 650 00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,250 All together now! 651 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:08,750 We call him Julius Caesar No trousers, he's a teaser 652 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,833 Showing off his sexy legs Hurrah! 653 00:36:12,042 --> 00:36:14,167 A sexy-legged superstar! 654 00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:18,625 Right. 655 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:22,833 You need us three to educate you. Questions? 656 00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:25,167 Action, soldier! 657 00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:29,167 How do you turn this thing off? 658 00:36:30,417 --> 00:36:33,125 Belgium is a lot more simple than France. 659 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:36,083 No departments or regional councils here. 660 00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:40,208 Belgium is a federal state composed of 3 independent regions: 661 00:36:40,417 --> 00:36:42,375 the Flemish region, the Walloon region... 662 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,625 and the Brussels-Capital region. 663 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:51,958 3 language communities: Flemish, Wallonia-Brussels, and German. 664 00:36:52,167 --> 00:36:53,250 Why 3 regions? 665 00:36:54,167 --> 00:36:55,208 Because 666 00:36:55,417 --> 00:36:59,250 the Flemish and Walloon conceptions of federalisation differ. 667 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:03,375 The Flemish want cultural independence for Dutch speakers. 668 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:07,750 The French speakers want a socioeconomic policy in Wallonia, 669 00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:11,167 Brussels has a majority of French speakers 670 00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:13,083 yet historically it's Flemish. 671 00:37:13,292 --> 00:37:14,708 Simpler than France, no? 672 00:37:14,958 --> 00:37:16,750 Now we'll do beers by towns. 673 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,167 Scission and separatism later. 674 00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:21,000 Can I go to the loo? 675 00:37:21,208 --> 00:37:22,500 To the toilet. 676 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:23,958 No, you can't. 677 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:32,792 Know why Belgians lick old walls? 678 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,875 - No. - They're covered with chips. 679 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,042 You mustn't laugh! 680 00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:41,208 What you laugh at doesn't make us laugh, and vice versa. 681 00:37:41,542 --> 00:37:44,000 No laughing. Think of your inner Belgian. 682 00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:45,667 I was a trainer in France. 683 00:37:45,917 --> 00:37:49,917 Never compare Belgian and French championships. 684 00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:52,833 It's night and day, eh! 685 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:56,958 It's night and day, eh. 686 00:37:57,167 --> 00:37:59,542 No good. It's night and day, eh! 687 00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:02,292 - It's night and day, eh! - Better. 688 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:05,125 Know why Belgians play billiards with paddles? 689 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:06,708 - No. - For the pool. 690 00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:10,958 - Sorry, you make me laugh. - Sure! 691 00:38:11,167 --> 00:38:12,375 Like I was funny! 692 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,458 How many nieces and nephews? 693 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,542 Four, five and three. Twelve. 694 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:17,750 They are? 695 00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:21,750 Eléonore, Emmanuelle, Elizabeth, Gabriel. They're Philippe's. 696 00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:23,750 Not the right order but OK. 697 00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:26,125 Astrid's daughters are? 698 00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:27,417 Marie Laura and Lisa Marie. 699 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:29,208 No, Louisa Maria! 700 00:38:29,417 --> 00:38:31,500 Saxe-Coburg, not Presley! 701 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:33,375 Hey, Madeleine? 702 00:38:34,042 --> 00:38:36,292 Gimme the dishcloth, I made a mess. 703 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:37,500 Coming up. 704 00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:43,000 You alright? 705 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,500 Yeah. 706 00:38:52,042 --> 00:38:54,167 Good, Madeleine. What's that called? 707 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,625 A wiper. Right? 708 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,250 Maybe not! 709 00:38:57,875 --> 00:39:00,125 - Maybe? Or not? - Neither. 710 00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:02,333 - So it's not that? - Maybe not. 711 00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:03,833 Maybe not what? 712 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,958 - Cool down. - You say maybe and not. 713 00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:07,458 Yes, sure. 714 00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:09,667 Stop or I'll smack you, Serge. 715 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000 In Brussels "Maybe not" means "Yes, sure". 716 00:39:15,958 --> 00:39:17,167 Maybe not. 717 00:39:31,625 --> 00:39:33,167 Have you found a job? 718 00:39:33,667 --> 00:39:35,208 An internship. 719 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,292 Thank you. 720 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:40,208 North by the sea is Flanders, 721 00:39:40,417 --> 00:39:43,583 Flemish goes like this, he'll say to you: 722 00:39:43,792 --> 00:39:47,000 "I'll get the brolly as it's gonna piss down." 723 00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:48,208 Repeat it. 724 00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:51,958 "I'll get my brolly as it's going to piss down." 725 00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:55,917 A bit further south you're in Brussels. 726 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:59,542 The French try in vain to imitate the Belgians. 727 00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:02,417 In Brussels the locals talk like me: 728 00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:06,333 "Lordy! The neighbour's mutt peed on the plants again!" 729 00:40:06,542 --> 00:40:07,542 What? 730 00:40:07,667 --> 00:40:11,083 "Lordy! The neighbour's mutt peed on the plants again!" 731 00:40:11,292 --> 00:40:15,083 "Lordy! The neighbour's mutt peed on the plants again!" 732 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:17,792 Then further south you're in Uccle. 733 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,042 Uccle's like the Beverley Hills of Brussels. 734 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:24,250 They try to be aristocrats while they eat hot chips. 735 00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:27,292 They talk like this, stretching their necks: 736 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,500 "How absolutely super to eat a couque one day." 737 00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:35,042 "How absolutely super to eat a couque one day." 738 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:36,500 "Absoolutely sooper." 739 00:40:36,708 --> 00:40:38,083 "Absoolutely sooper." 740 00:40:38,292 --> 00:40:41,542 Then even further south you're in Liège. 741 00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:43,000 They talk like this. 742 00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:46,708 Like a Swiss who's been eating wooffles all day 743 00:40:46,917 --> 00:40:48,333 with a blocked up nose. 744 00:40:48,542 --> 00:40:49,292 Like that. 745 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,125 - Like what? - Wooffles. 746 00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:53,208 - Wooffles? - Wooffles! 747 00:40:53,792 --> 00:40:55,083 - Waffles! - That's it! 748 00:40:55,292 --> 00:40:57,208 The "a" becomes an "o". 749 00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:59,167 "I ate wooffles all afternoon." 750 00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:00,375 Just a minute. 751 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:02,417 How does Madeleine talk? 752 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:05,000 She's from Brussels. Convince me. 753 00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:06,458 Brussels... 754 00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:10,292 In Brussels they're a bit like Parisians. They're snooty. 755 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,042 They drop Flemish words. 756 00:41:13,042 --> 00:41:14,292 For instance, 757 00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:16,458 you'd say for: 758 00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:20,000 "Where did you put my bike, Willy? In the van." 759 00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:24,792 He'd say: "Where ja put me bike? In van." 760 00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:29,375 I'll hardly talk about my bike. 761 00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:31,792 Look, I want to help you? OK? 762 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,000 The others aren't convinced. 763 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:37,208 If you don't make progress you're on your own. 764 00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:39,208 Come on, go for it! 765 00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:42,792 Know how to spot a Belgian in an orgy? 766 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000 No. 767 00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:45,333 He's fucking his wife. 768 00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:47,833 Good. 769 00:41:51,917 --> 00:41:53,625 Pick out the chico. 770 00:41:56,167 --> 00:41:57,167 You're closer. 771 00:41:57,208 --> 00:41:59,875 "I gave my mutt couques in the rain." 772 00:42:01,833 --> 00:42:05,917 "The Anderlecht club has lost again." 773 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:07,750 - A beer? - Maybe not! 774 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,667 She's not breaking down. 775 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:12,542 - She's motivated. - She's up for it. 776 00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:15,375 We need backup. Call Walter and Stefan. 777 00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:17,000 - You're sure? - Dead sure. 778 00:42:17,292 --> 00:42:19,833 Being Belgian is a twinkle in your eye... 779 00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:22,125 Like these little lines here. 780 00:42:22,333 --> 00:42:24,167 Smiley lines, we smile nonstop. 781 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,583 It's a state of mind. 782 00:42:25,792 --> 00:42:27,292 A Belgian is a bit... 783 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,667 you must concentrate. 784 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:31,125 Like a mollusc, if he stops concentrating, 785 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:32,750 he loses his shape. 786 00:42:32,958 --> 00:42:34,083 What's good is that 787 00:42:34,292 --> 00:42:36,125 we're never taken hostage. 788 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:38,625 When they take hostages on a plane, 789 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:40,708 they pick Americans or French, 790 00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:41,917 never Belgians. 791 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 To define someone, 792 00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:45,833 to say: "He's a Belgian," 793 00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:47,708 see if he can hold his drink. 794 00:42:47,917 --> 00:42:50,333 A Belgian is a good drinker! 795 00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:53,958 Sublime decadence of the belly dance 796 00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:56,167 Ministry of beer 797 00:42:56,375 --> 00:42:58,458 Artery out of here 798 00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:00,667 Place de Brouckere 799 00:43:00,875 --> 00:43:01,875 She's a stayer. 800 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,292 Look out, Brussels, here I come 801 00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:06,042 Searched her bag? 802 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,958 She keeps it on her, even in the toilet. 803 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:12,042 It's for the mission! I'm not finicky. 804 00:43:12,292 --> 00:43:15,208 Neon lights, names of God 805 00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:17,500 I see a drastic solution: 806 00:43:19,792 --> 00:43:21,667 Rosetta, by the Dardenne Brothers. 807 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:24,708 I play it sometimes, it always works. 808 00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:27,792 I watched it 46 times, never seen the end. 809 00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:30,417 "Wait for me", not "look out". 810 00:43:31,417 --> 00:43:32,417 What assholes! 811 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:34,125 - "Wait for me!" - Shit! 812 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:46,958 Alright? 813 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:49,792 Fine. 814 00:43:50,667 --> 00:43:52,208 It reminds me of so much... 815 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,542 Loved it. 816 00:43:58,083 --> 00:44:00,375 - One last beer? - If you like. 817 00:44:00,583 --> 00:44:01,750 Blanche des Honelles? 818 00:44:07,958 --> 00:44:10,083 When I mix cultures I adapt. 819 00:44:10,292 --> 00:44:11,667 That is dumb! 820 00:44:12,667 --> 00:44:13,833 Cheers! 821 00:44:14,042 --> 00:44:15,125 Cheers! 822 00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:17,375 Kampai, eh? 823 00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:18,583 Yes! 824 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,292 You remember well! 825 00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:23,458 Kampai, cheers! 826 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:32,375 Good night. 827 00:44:32,542 --> 00:44:33,542 Good night. 828 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:34,625 Oyasumi! 829 00:44:34,667 --> 00:44:36,333 - Oya umi! - Oyasumi! 830 00:44:38,292 --> 00:44:39,667 Oya Sumi. 831 00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:52,792 Just body-body or an oral finish too? 832 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,667 - Serge... - Serge what? 833 00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:57,750 I can't tuck her up, but you can jabber away. 834 00:44:57,958 --> 00:44:59,083 We just had a beer. 835 00:44:59,292 --> 00:45:01,000 You've got the hots. 836 00:45:01,208 --> 00:45:03,667 She simply asked if I'd like a beer. 837 00:45:04,208 --> 00:45:06,208 You talk Japanese when you're horny. 838 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,625 But she isn't breaking down one bit. 839 00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:11,667 Oyasumi, French Toast. 840 00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:14,875 You're right. 841 00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:17,208 It's time to get tough. 842 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Your breath stinks like a druid's. 843 00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:23,167 Hi guys. 844 00:45:23,375 --> 00:45:24,833 Jessica, we must talk. 845 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,667 It's Jessica today? 846 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,792 I have to talk to you too. 847 00:45:30,167 --> 00:45:32,875 We have 4 days to go, it's hotting up... 848 00:45:33,083 --> 00:45:34,750 Can you stop dunking? 849 00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:36,708 - Why? - It's disgusting. 850 00:45:36,917 --> 00:45:38,708 - Ever tried it? - No way. 851 00:45:38,917 --> 00:45:41,000 - So how do you know? - Drop it. 852 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:44,000 I never tried with a guy either, not for me. 853 00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:45,917 You should. It's great. 854 00:45:46,125 --> 00:45:47,750 - She's frisky. - Cut it out. 855 00:45:47,958 --> 00:45:49,500 - We have work to do. - He's right. 856 00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:53,167 We must introduce Franck and Serge to the Westin. 857 00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:55,583 But first let's talk about you. 858 00:45:55,792 --> 00:45:56,792 About me? 859 00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:58,208 You're way off. 860 00:45:59,125 --> 00:46:01,417 I'm ready and you know it. 861 00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:02,750 Think so? 862 00:46:03,375 --> 00:46:04,917 I remind Serge of his sister. 863 00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:07,583 Hardly a reference. 864 00:46:08,875 --> 00:46:10,625 Well, if you're so ready, 865 00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:12,792 how about a little test? 866 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:15,792 Trying to bug me? 867 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:20,292 As you remind Serge of his sister, you can be her. 868 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:23,500 Your bag was stolen, you need new ID. 869 00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,750 Your mission: an official document. 870 00:46:27,042 --> 00:46:28,792 - My name? - Claudine Luyperts. 871 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,542 Born August 25, '78 in Schaerbeek. 872 00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:31,792 Who are you? 873 00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:35,583 Claudine Luyperts. Born August 25, '78 in Schaerbeek. 874 00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:39,750 Agent Luyperts. Your bag was stolen. 875 00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:42,458 Don't let us down now you're Belgian. 876 00:46:49,125 --> 00:46:50,167 Go through it. 877 00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:53,083 Isn't your test a bit easy? 878 00:46:53,292 --> 00:46:54,292 Easy? Like shit. 879 00:46:54,417 --> 00:46:56,250 - I don't think it's easy. - I do. 880 00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:57,875 If she makes it, she's good. 881 00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:00,208 No harder than drinking a beer. 882 00:47:00,542 --> 00:47:02,708 Hello, the Belgian Embassy? 883 00:47:02,917 --> 00:47:04,167 She's nothing like your sister. 884 00:47:04,375 --> 00:47:05,375 - So? - So what? 885 00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:06,458 - Well. - Well what? 886 00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:11,083 I'm reporting a suspicious person. 887 00:47:12,292 --> 00:47:13,583 Security Dept. Thanks. 888 00:47:13,792 --> 00:47:15,083 Why are you staring? 889 00:47:15,292 --> 00:47:16,625 - I'm not. - You are! 890 00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:19,000 - I'm not. - You are staring at me. 891 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:21,000 Just shut up! 892 00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:24,292 Not you, Madame. 893 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:26,208 I'm talking to my children. 894 00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:27,625 Forgotten your sister's face? 895 00:47:27,833 --> 00:47:30,167 - Lay off her! - You married her! 896 00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:31,958 Big mistake. Bitch! 897 00:47:32,167 --> 00:47:34,542 - My sister's a bitch? - A fat bitch. 898 00:47:34,750 --> 00:47:37,500 - Repeat it! - Your sister's a bitch. 899 00:47:37,917 --> 00:47:39,417 I'll gouge your eyes out! 900 00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:40,917 Fucker! 901 00:47:41,667 --> 00:47:43,083 I'll destroy you! 902 00:47:43,292 --> 00:47:45,125 She left me for a Fleming! 903 00:47:46,542 --> 00:47:47,542 Fuck! 904 00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:50,625 She left with a Fleming. 905 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:52,083 It's not true? 906 00:47:52,292 --> 00:47:53,500 She left me for a Flem! 907 00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,542 - It's not true! - He says so! 908 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:59,792 - What a bitch! It's a lie... - But it's true! 909 00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:01,708 Shit! Give me the bag. 910 00:48:01,917 --> 00:48:04,792 Say it's not true! My sister with a Fleming! 911 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,083 Tell me it's not true. 912 00:48:07,958 --> 00:48:08,958 Bingo! 913 00:48:09,667 --> 00:48:11,125 Cécile Morin. 914 00:48:11,542 --> 00:48:12,792 Her real name. 915 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,417 I know my sister's name. 916 00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:16,917 - Not your sister. Jessica. - Her again. 917 00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:18,875 - She's called Cécile. - She lied? 918 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:20,458 Yes. Get it. 919 00:48:20,667 --> 00:48:22,042 She's a bitch too. 920 00:48:22,292 --> 00:48:23,292 Here she comes. 921 00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:25,583 Jesus Christ... 922 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,708 What a bitch she is. 923 00:48:30,167 --> 00:48:31,917 Rotten lies. What's this? 924 00:48:44,583 --> 00:48:46,000 I'm knackered. 925 00:48:46,833 --> 00:48:48,042 It looks alright. 926 00:48:48,417 --> 00:48:49,542 My bag. 927 00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:55,208 See you, Captain. 928 00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:57,750 Yeah. 929 00:48:58,083 --> 00:48:59,083 See you. 930 00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:11,958 Is he upstairs? 931 00:49:17,167 --> 00:49:18,292 What time? 932 00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:20,625 Midday is good. 933 00:49:26,042 --> 00:49:27,500 I have to leave you. 934 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:28,833 Speak soon. 935 00:49:33,125 --> 00:49:34,333 Cécile! 936 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:37,583 It's been ages. 937 00:50:05,542 --> 00:50:07,542 Not in a rush to go home, Cécile? 938 00:50:08,292 --> 00:50:10,542 I understand. Cécile. 939 00:50:11,292 --> 00:50:12,292 OK. 940 00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:15,042 You know my real name and address. 941 00:50:15,292 --> 00:50:16,792 What does it change, Willy? 942 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,250 I'm not released on parole... 943 00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:20,458 Cécile. 944 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:23,125 If you call the Westin, we'll call 945 00:50:23,458 --> 00:50:24,917 the police station, 946 00:50:25,292 --> 00:50:26,583 Cécile Morin! 947 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,083 I didn't do anything. 948 00:50:28,292 --> 00:50:30,500 The cops may not agree. 949 00:50:31,708 --> 00:50:32,917 Bye-bye, Princess. 950 00:50:33,542 --> 00:50:35,583 Willy, wait! It's a piece of cake. 951 00:50:35,792 --> 00:50:38,958 Don't say you don't need the money. Franck, Serge... 952 00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:40,250 That's enough. 953 00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:43,375 No, Willy. Please, I need to do this. 954 00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:45,000 Sorry but we don't. 955 00:50:47,042 --> 00:50:48,792 - It's not for me. - Oh yeah? 956 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,167 For who then? 957 00:50:50,375 --> 00:50:51,458 Juliette. 958 00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:52,708 Juliette? 959 00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:53,917 My daughter. 960 00:50:54,042 --> 00:50:55,042 Indeed. 961 00:50:55,167 --> 00:50:57,292 - You have a daughter now? - I do. 962 00:50:58,167 --> 00:51:00,667 She's eight, she only has me now... 963 00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:02,750 C'mon, we're not interested. 964 00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:04,208 - Since... - What? 965 00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:06,792 - An avalanche. - An avalanche? 966 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Let's go! 967 00:51:08,042 --> 00:51:11,000 Her dad took her off the ski run to see... 968 00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:12,458 some baby goats. 969 00:51:13,542 --> 00:51:14,917 A sheet of ice fell. 970 00:51:16,292 --> 00:51:18,333 He was killed on the spot. 971 00:51:20,042 --> 00:51:21,083 Ghastly... 972 00:51:21,292 --> 00:51:23,875 It took the scouts 2 days to find her. 973 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,042 A sledge dog saved her life. 974 00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:30,125 Probably a husky. 975 00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:31,333 Good dogs. 976 00:51:31,417 --> 00:51:33,083 This is White Fang! 977 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,625 It was bitterly cold. 978 00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:39,167 I thought I'd never see her again... 979 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:41,500 then the miracle... 980 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,458 The little husky dived into the snow and came up with her tiny hat. 981 00:51:47,667 --> 00:51:48,958 Good dogs, right. 982 00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:51,375 And the kid needs a heart transplant! 983 00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:56,958 No, but her backbone was crushed. She can't walk. 984 00:51:57,167 --> 00:51:58,750 You see... 985 00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:00,625 She's spent 2 years in hospital. 986 00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:03,458 Only one man can make her walk again. 987 00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:07,083 A top American surgeon. 988 00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:09,167 Professor... 989 00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:11,083 - Professor Washington. - George? 990 00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:13,208 - With a wig? - Willy! Stop! 991 00:52:13,417 --> 00:52:14,417 That's enough. 992 00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:16,958 - You can meet her if you like. - You see! 993 00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:24,333 She's over there. 994 00:52:24,542 --> 00:52:25,708 Your daughter? 995 00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:31,500 Isn't she beautiful? 996 00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:34,417 I'll be right back. 997 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:41,875 I've come to see her. 998 00:52:42,083 --> 00:52:43,083 Fine. 999 00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:45,125 Hi, sweetie. 1000 00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:49,875 How are you? 1001 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:52,250 Your mum said you'll be home soon. 1002 00:52:52,458 --> 00:52:54,875 Yes, they're taking the plaster off. 1003 00:52:55,083 --> 00:52:56,542 I can't wait, it itches. 1004 00:52:57,083 --> 00:52:59,917 Poor baby. You've earned your first star. 1005 00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:01,208 Sure have. 1006 00:53:01,417 --> 00:53:02,833 How's Washington? 1007 00:53:06,667 --> 00:53:08,208 Not doing as well as you. 1008 00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:10,167 He's an old cat and... 1009 00:53:10,375 --> 00:53:12,542 he's got really bad flu. 1010 00:53:13,667 --> 00:53:15,083 Will he die? 1011 00:53:15,750 --> 00:53:17,125 I don't know. 1012 00:53:18,375 --> 00:53:19,500 Maybe. 1013 00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:24,375 I hope he'll be there for you. 1014 00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:27,542 You're sad, sweetie. 1015 00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:29,042 My poor sweetie. 1016 00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:31,000 Cry. 1017 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,458 Go ahead, cry. 1018 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:35,625 Poor kid. 1019 00:53:40,542 --> 00:53:42,833 I'm sorry I dragged you into this. 1020 00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:46,500 But I'm glad I met you. 1021 00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:48,833 You're good men. 1022 00:53:49,542 --> 00:53:50,917 I haven't met many. 1023 00:53:51,292 --> 00:53:53,958 I'm sorry I was so crass earlier on. 1024 00:53:54,167 --> 00:53:55,792 I deserved it. 1025 00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:58,042 Go on, beat it. 1026 00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:01,000 Goodbyes always make me cry. 1027 00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:04,958 Go now. 1028 00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:06,667 Please go. 1029 00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:19,875 Listen, Madeleine... Jessica... Cécile. 1030 00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:21,000 Listen. 1031 00:54:21,208 --> 00:54:23,625 My wife left me, my kids never call, 1032 00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:27,042 my bar is a ruin and I badly need cash. 1033 00:54:27,833 --> 00:54:28,833 So I'm with you. 1034 00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:31,333 No wife, kids or bar but I'm Belgian! 1035 00:54:31,542 --> 00:54:33,125 "Strength lies in unity!" 1036 00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:38,417 No. 1037 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:40,625 C'mon, Willy. 1038 00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:42,333 No, it's baloney. 1039 00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:45,542 Count me out. 1040 00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:52,292 Thank you. 1041 00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:57,000 Yes? 1042 00:54:57,208 --> 00:55:00,167 Hotel Westin, HR director speaking. 1043 00:55:00,375 --> 00:55:02,458 - Monsieur Willy Vanderbrook? - Yes. 1044 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:06,458 I'm afraid your candidature hasn't been accepted. 1045 00:55:06,667 --> 00:55:08,125 Very good. Thank you. 1046 00:55:25,167 --> 00:55:26,833 OK, so do we or don't we? 1047 00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:29,375 Maybe not! 1048 00:55:45,667 --> 00:55:47,625 16.30: nothing special. 1049 00:55:48,917 --> 00:55:50,167 Nothing... 1050 00:55:51,042 --> 00:55:52,292 special... 1051 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,958 - Hello, Vuiret? - Yes, Madame. 1052 00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:57,625 I'm calling about the Westin 75th anniversary gala. 1053 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,958 I represent the Belgian royal family. 1054 00:56:00,167 --> 00:56:02,458 Mathilde, I give you this ring, 1055 00:56:02,667 --> 00:56:05,167 as a token of our love and fidelity. 1056 00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:08,167 They exchange vows before the whole country. 1057 00:56:08,625 --> 00:56:10,292 On this autumn day, 1999, 1058 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,958 the radiant Mathilde d'Udekem d'Acoz 1059 00:56:13,167 --> 00:56:15,292 becomes Princess of Belgium. 1060 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:17,083 See that... 1061 00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:18,958 The way she... her bearing... 1062 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:20,875 A joy soon to be shared by three. 1063 00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:24,333 Hand in hand, the happy couple break the news. 1064 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,875 "Unpack it"... Done. 1065 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:35,667 "Now the batteries"... 1066 00:56:58,750 --> 00:56:59,542 Hello there! 1067 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:03,708 I'm inquiring about hiring a limo. 1068 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:06,708 What? Luxury, yes. 1069 00:57:15,167 --> 00:57:17,625 It's the price of a fighter plane. 1070 00:57:20,292 --> 00:57:22,875 Or there's this one. Cheaper. 1071 00:57:23,083 --> 00:57:27,042 Popular for Chinese weddings. But available this weekend. 1072 00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:29,292 Chinese? 1073 00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:33,042 Seen this? That's for you. 1074 00:57:35,208 --> 00:57:37,208 - Amazing. - You'll be stylish. 1075 00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:40,375 She's the goods. 1076 00:57:40,917 --> 00:57:42,500 French girls are special. 1077 00:57:42,708 --> 00:57:45,125 I'd rather a ham and cheese sandwich. 1078 00:57:47,042 --> 00:57:48,333 Franck! The bag. 1079 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000 Coming! 1080 00:57:59,875 --> 00:58:01,583 - Got it! - Well played! 1081 00:58:01,792 --> 00:58:02,875 Step on the gas! 1082 00:58:07,625 --> 00:58:10,167 The cook and his moustache... Here. 1083 00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:12,042 The HR director here... 1084 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:13,625 with his prick face. 1085 00:58:15,417 --> 00:58:16,417 Is it credible? 1086 00:58:16,625 --> 00:58:19,375 I can go past him as I'll be a maid. 1087 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:20,875 Try to strangle me. 1088 00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:30,292 Don't change a thing. 1089 00:58:32,458 --> 00:58:33,458 Hello. 1090 00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:37,167 Jean-Yves Leterne, Prince Louis's secretary. 1091 00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:40,250 And Frank Farmer, royal security chief. 1092 00:58:40,458 --> 00:58:44,167 We'd like to inspect your hotel before the gala. 1093 00:58:45,792 --> 00:58:47,792 I'll inform Monsieur Bertin. 1094 00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:51,167 - Yes, gentlemen? - Hello. 1095 00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:54,417 Jean-Yves Leterne, Prince Louis's secretary. 1096 00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:57,292 And Frank Farmer, royal security chief. 1097 00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:01,417 We'd like to inspect your hotel before the gala. 1098 00:59:02,042 --> 00:59:03,667 Finest nose in the kingdom. 1099 00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:06,500 He sniffs out explosives, hash, cocaine. 1100 00:59:06,708 --> 00:59:08,000 I hope you don't have any. 1101 00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:10,042 I think not. I hope not. 1102 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:12,458 There's a TV crew on the 3rd floor. 1103 00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:13,958 What?! 1104 00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:16,625 What race is that? 1105 00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:19,750 Belgian shepherd. 1106 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,625 I think he's found something. 1107 00:59:24,083 --> 00:59:25,417 He's never wrong. 1108 00:59:25,875 --> 00:59:27,625 It's a security issue. 1109 00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:31,583 Threats from Zwarte Loeuws, the Black Lions. 1110 00:59:31,792 --> 00:59:34,875 Dangerous Flemish independence fighters. 1111 00:59:35,292 --> 00:59:37,750 I'll taste the food on Saturday. 1112 00:59:37,958 --> 00:59:41,208 We can't take the risk of poisoning. 1113 00:59:41,542 --> 00:59:43,833 Our products are checked and traced. 1114 00:59:44,042 --> 00:59:46,083 So you know personally 1115 00:59:46,292 --> 00:59:48,667 the owner of the hair found on my plate? 1116 00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:52,708 Where's the kitchen? 1117 00:59:53,042 --> 00:59:54,875 - This way. - I'll follow you. 1118 01:00:03,625 --> 01:00:06,000 Take over. I'm going to the toilet. 1119 01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:07,792 Alright. 1120 01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:16,792 It's there. 1121 01:00:39,958 --> 01:00:41,125 'Morning, Madame. 1122 01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:05,667 You must choose this. 1123 01:01:06,042 --> 01:01:07,833 The Atmosphere set. 1124 01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:09,042 OK. Great. 1125 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,000 What's going on? 1126 01:01:12,208 --> 01:01:13,208 Nothing. 1127 01:01:15,167 --> 01:01:16,750 I know that look. 1128 01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:19,292 You blew it for me last time. 1129 01:01:19,958 --> 01:01:21,208 It will all go well. 1130 01:01:21,417 --> 01:01:24,917 Bring me these stones back and your shit will be over. 1131 01:01:33,833 --> 01:01:35,292 Not that one. 1132 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:36,625 Why not? 1133 01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:38,542 It's chipped. 1134 01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:41,875 It looks perfect. 1135 01:01:42,208 --> 01:01:43,667 But that bowl is... 1136 01:01:44,792 --> 01:01:45,958 Whose? 1137 01:01:46,167 --> 01:01:47,167 It's... 1138 01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:49,417 - It's Sandrine's bowl. - His wife. 1139 01:01:49,625 --> 01:01:51,042 Franck is superstitious. 1140 01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:55,208 No ropes in a hanged man's house. Or women in a cuckold's house. 1141 01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:58,875 Just a bowl won't make me more cuckolded. 1142 01:02:03,417 --> 01:02:05,500 I made eggy bread, like some? 1143 01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:07,917 If you haven't mis-laid it. 1144 01:02:10,208 --> 01:02:11,417 You know, Serge... 1145 01:02:11,750 --> 01:02:14,250 - Not every guy is cuckolded. - What? 1146 01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:16,500 His wife has to be desirable. 1147 01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:19,417 - True. - My sister is gorgeous. 1148 01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:22,458 - Hi, everyone. - Hi. 1149 01:02:23,333 --> 01:02:26,625 - Like some eggy bread? - If you haven't mis-laid it. 1150 01:02:26,833 --> 01:02:28,167 I just said it. 1151 01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:31,625 - Coffee? - If you haven't mislaid it! 1152 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,375 Hot chocolate. 1153 01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:37,083 - You don't mix it in first? - No, after. 1154 01:02:43,792 --> 01:02:45,000 With cordials too? 1155 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,167 Yes, after. 1156 01:02:48,792 --> 01:02:50,458 And with a coffee sundae? 1157 01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:52,625 I never mix it. 1158 01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:55,250 I make a hole in the whipped cream. 1159 01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:56,958 "Petit Lu" biscuits? 1160 01:02:58,458 --> 01:03:00,458 The corners, then the edges. 1161 01:03:00,667 --> 01:03:02,042 M&M's? 1162 01:03:02,250 --> 01:03:04,292 The chocolate then the peanut. 1163 01:03:05,542 --> 01:03:07,958 You've never dunked in your life? 1164 01:03:09,042 --> 01:03:10,083 Never. 1165 01:03:33,542 --> 01:03:34,875 Incredible... 1166 01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:36,083 I knew it. 1167 01:03:39,708 --> 01:03:40,875 Get ready. 1168 01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:42,750 My turn now! 1169 01:04:42,125 --> 01:04:43,250 Who is she? 1170 01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:45,417 Garda. My grandma. 1171 01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:50,917 She's totally senile. 1172 01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:54,042 When my parents split up she took me on. 1173 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:57,500 She worked in a brasserie in Bruges. 1174 01:04:57,708 --> 01:05:00,042 I used to watch her cooking there. 1175 01:05:13,250 --> 01:05:14,750 It's off the wall. 1176 01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:17,917 2 double cougnolles for table 4! 1177 01:05:25,083 --> 01:05:26,958 Blind and deaf, but remembers it all. 1178 01:05:27,708 --> 01:05:28,792 She's a genius. 1179 01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:31,542 The Stevie Wonder of cougnolles. 1180 01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:55,208 Careful, it's hot. 1181 01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:02,333 Awesome, huh? 1182 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:04,208 Mind boggling! 1183 01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:07,917 We'll take Juliette one in a Tupperware. 1184 01:06:09,042 --> 01:06:10,250 There's a crumb. 1185 01:06:10,458 --> 01:06:11,917 - A what? - A crumb. 1186 01:06:15,125 --> 01:06:16,625 Like the cougnolles? 1187 01:06:16,958 --> 01:06:18,083 Yummy! 1188 01:06:19,042 --> 01:06:20,042 Watch out: hot! 1189 01:06:58,667 --> 01:07:00,708 - See you later. - See you tonight. 1190 01:07:16,708 --> 01:07:17,708 Franck, pull up. 1191 01:07:17,917 --> 01:07:18,917 What? 1192 01:07:18,958 --> 01:07:20,042 Stop! 1193 01:07:34,083 --> 01:07:35,083 Excuse me. 1194 01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:37,958 I'm looking for little Juliette Morin. 1195 01:07:38,167 --> 01:07:39,708 Sorry, I can't help you. 1196 01:07:39,917 --> 01:07:41,042 - Thanks. - Goodbye. 1197 01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:42,417 Juliette! 1198 01:07:43,167 --> 01:07:45,375 You're walking! It's miraculous! 1199 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:48,875 I'm Willy, a friend of your mum's. 1200 01:07:49,083 --> 01:07:50,250 With some cougnolles! 1201 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,333 Mum, he's a friend of yours. 1202 01:07:56,292 --> 01:07:57,500 No, he isn't. 1203 01:07:57,708 --> 01:07:59,625 Hello, can I help you? 1204 01:08:02,917 --> 01:08:04,000 Excuse me. 1205 01:08:10,375 --> 01:08:11,625 Do you know him? 1206 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:20,333 - Where were you? - She's bullshitting us! 1207 01:08:20,542 --> 01:08:23,208 - Her daughter isn't her daughter! - What? 1208 01:08:23,417 --> 01:08:25,625 - Decoys! - She's playing with us or not? 1209 01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:27,125 She's a traitress! 1210 01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:28,958 You said playing with us? 1211 01:08:29,167 --> 01:08:31,250 Using us as bait! 1212 01:08:31,458 --> 01:08:33,542 We're decoys, like bait! 1213 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:35,292 Frankly, no! 1214 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,833 Shit, she's a bitch! She's double crossing us. 1215 01:08:38,625 --> 01:08:39,375 I see. 1216 01:08:39,625 --> 01:08:41,417 She takes us for dickheads. 1217 01:08:41,625 --> 01:08:43,625 Got it. So what do we do? 1218 01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:46,417 - Quit? - No, we keep going. 1219 01:08:47,208 --> 01:08:51,000 The joke will be on her. And she won't find it funny. 1220 01:08:51,667 --> 01:08:53,833 Spoken like a true Vanderbrook. 1221 01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:56,250 It's my inner Belgian. 1222 01:08:56,458 --> 01:08:59,375 He's woken up and he's not happy. 1223 01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:02,833 That's my French Toast! 1224 01:09:20,792 --> 01:09:21,792 Your Highness! 1225 01:09:22,167 --> 01:09:23,292 Thank you! 1226 01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:52,625 Your Highness, Vuiret is waiting in your suite. 1227 01:09:56,833 --> 01:09:57,833 I'm coming. 1228 01:09:59,333 --> 01:10:02,167 Here, a little surprise for my husband. 1229 01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:03,417 Not a word. 1230 01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:06,250 Your Highness. 1231 01:10:18,542 --> 01:10:20,000 I can't decide... 1232 01:10:24,708 --> 01:10:26,208 That one maybe? 1233 01:10:27,417 --> 01:10:29,792 A perfect choice, Your Highness. 1234 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,583 The Atmosphere set: Golconda diamonds, 1235 01:10:32,792 --> 01:10:35,500 briolettes in a platinum setting, very delicate. 1236 01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:36,708 Martine, please. 1237 01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:38,458 You'll see. 1238 01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:42,667 It sits well around the neck, remarkably delicate. 1239 01:10:45,333 --> 01:10:46,542 I'll show you... 1240 01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:47,750 Isn't it beautiful? 1241 01:10:48,167 --> 01:10:50,750 Your Highness has a remarkable eye. 1242 01:10:51,625 --> 01:10:53,958 Thank you. You're flattering me. 1243 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,417 He's not, Madeleine. 1244 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,375 He's quite right. 1245 01:10:58,833 --> 01:11:00,542 Your eye is remarkable. 1246 01:11:01,167 --> 01:11:02,375 Your mouth is remarkable. 1247 01:11:03,542 --> 01:11:05,500 Even your ears are remarkable. 1248 01:11:06,625 --> 01:11:07,792 And such tiny feet. 1249 01:11:08,625 --> 01:11:09,417 Remarkable! 1250 01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:12,208 Louis, this gentleman has understood. 1251 01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:14,917 Even lovelier when she's angry. 1252 01:11:15,125 --> 01:11:17,333 I remember our first night together. 1253 01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:19,625 She flared up, 1254 01:11:19,833 --> 01:11:22,208 like a gazelle, like an amazon! 1255 01:11:22,417 --> 01:11:25,000 She slammed the door, I was devastated. 1256 01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:26,792 I thought I'd lost her but... 1257 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,917 Madeleine is back 1258 01:11:30,125 --> 01:11:33,458 My heart, beat slow Pretend you don't know 1259 01:11:33,667 --> 01:11:35,875 Madeleine is back 1260 01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:37,667 My heart keeps repeating 1261 01:11:37,875 --> 01:11:39,750 She's more beautiful than ever 1262 01:11:39,958 --> 01:11:41,500 Now Madeleine's back 1263 01:11:41,708 --> 01:11:42,417 Excuse him. 1264 01:11:42,625 --> 01:11:46,667 My heart, stop pounding Remember she broke you 1265 01:11:46,875 --> 01:11:48,208 Now Madeleine's back 1266 01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:51,250 My heart, stop pounding... 1267 01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:56,125 - Are you drunk? - Yes! Drunk with love. 1268 01:11:56,333 --> 01:11:59,333 It struck like lightening at the hospital. 1269 01:11:59,542 --> 01:12:01,542 - Not now, Willy. - We'll save your daughter! 1270 01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:04,583 I see her running on Knokke-le-Zoute beach. 1271 01:12:04,792 --> 01:12:08,083 Please, Willy. What you say is very touching. 1272 01:12:08,292 --> 01:12:11,458 But we have to stay focused now, you know? 1273 01:12:12,250 --> 01:12:14,500 After this scam I'll marry you. 1274 01:12:16,792 --> 01:12:18,375 I feel invincible. 1275 01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:22,750 Invincible! 1276 01:12:22,958 --> 01:12:24,333 Let's get changed. 1277 01:12:25,833 --> 01:12:27,917 You French think you invented cookery. 1278 01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:30,000 - Pepper! - Who invented the food-mill? 1279 01:12:30,208 --> 01:12:31,292 I don't know. 1280 01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:32,667 Victor Simon, a Belgian. 1281 01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:34,500 And forceps? 1282 01:12:35,625 --> 01:12:37,208 They're not cookery. 1283 01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:38,792 Easy on the colours. 1284 01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:42,542 A calf is extracted from a cow before it's veal. 1285 01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:44,167 True or false? 1286 01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:47,333 - No dark glasses? - No. 1287 01:12:47,542 --> 01:12:49,208 - Why not? - Because. 1288 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:54,250 - They hide our eyes. - I want people to see my eyes. 1289 01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:56,708 If a dude approaches the Prince, 1290 01:12:56,917 --> 01:12:59,292 he'll see my eyes and piss himself. 1291 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,167 You know why? 1292 01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:05,167 He'll see in my eyes that I'll smash his knees. 1293 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:09,833 Then I'll kick his face in: "Take that, motherfucker!" 1294 01:13:10,042 --> 01:13:11,458 I'll chop his ears off! 1295 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:13,583 And while he vomits 1296 01:13:14,333 --> 01:13:15,875 I'll cut his balls off. 1297 01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:17,583 And I'll tell him: 1298 01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:19,083 "Not when I'm on duty, OK? 1299 01:13:19,292 --> 01:13:21,083 "Not when I'm on duty." 1300 01:13:21,292 --> 01:13:23,875 I'll finish with my secret weapon: 1301 01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:25,792 an elbow jab to the belly! 1302 01:13:31,375 --> 01:13:33,250 No, I don't wear dark glasses. 1303 01:13:34,167 --> 01:13:35,917 Know how a Frenchman suicides? 1304 01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:36,833 No. 1305 01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:40,292 He fires above his head: his superiority complex. 1306 01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:42,667 Antoine! That's not cooked! 1307 01:13:57,667 --> 01:13:59,583 We'll keep a low profile. 1308 01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:06,333 The Marquis and Marquise de la Mijonnière. 1309 01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:16,958 Prince Louis of Belgium, Duke of Brussels, Prince Royal. 1310 01:14:17,167 --> 01:14:19,750 And his wife, Princess Madeleine. 1311 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:29,083 Admiral and Madame Guillaume Arty de Pierrebourg. 1312 01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:40,875 5 minutes then we beat it. 1313 01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:42,083 Yep. 1314 01:14:44,792 --> 01:14:46,417 Monsieur Bern. 1315 01:14:46,625 --> 01:14:47,917 - Shit! - What? 1316 01:14:48,667 --> 01:14:50,167 - We're out of here! - Why? 1317 01:14:50,625 --> 01:14:51,833 Hurry! Please! 1318 01:14:54,208 --> 01:14:57,250 Your Highness, I'm delighted to meet you. 1319 01:14:57,792 --> 01:14:58,958 Princess, you're radiant. 1320 01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:04,083 I don't remember meeting you at Laeken Château? 1321 01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:08,500 It's that diet, Louis! You're unrecognisable. 1322 01:15:09,292 --> 01:15:11,958 I claim to be an expert 1323 01:15:12,167 --> 01:15:13,917 on the House of Saxe-Coburg: 1324 01:15:14,417 --> 01:15:17,208 How are you related to Prince Philippe 1325 01:15:17,417 --> 01:15:18,833 and Prince Laurent? 1326 01:15:22,042 --> 01:15:23,292 You're teasing us! 1327 01:15:24,917 --> 01:15:26,375 There's no Duchy of Brussels. 1328 01:15:26,792 --> 01:15:28,208 There's a sprout. 1329 01:15:28,417 --> 01:15:30,542 There damn well must be a duke! 1330 01:15:31,042 --> 01:15:32,292 You're a usurper! 1331 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:33,875 How dare you? 1332 01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:38,292 No, Stéphane, we'll explain. It's a joke. 1333 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:41,250 It's beyond a joke. I'll call security. 1334 01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:42,458 No, Stéphane! 1335 01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,542 What's he doing? 1336 01:15:51,250 --> 01:15:52,500 It's under control. 1337 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:56,417 Security. I'm on the case. 1338 01:15:56,750 --> 01:15:57,917 I hate being touched. 1339 01:15:58,125 --> 01:15:59,167 It's not him. 1340 01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:01,917 Since I was a toddler... 1341 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,333 My God, Louis. 1342 01:16:13,333 --> 01:16:14,917 I must freshen up. 1343 01:16:15,333 --> 01:16:17,458 - See you in a minute, my love. - Yes. 1344 01:16:19,042 --> 01:16:20,083 Excuse me. 1345 01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,417 He's not a prince... 1346 01:16:56,208 --> 01:16:58,542 And the chef replied: "Mozart-arella!" 1347 01:16:59,208 --> 01:17:01,542 Know how to save a drowning Frenchman? 1348 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:02,792 - No. - Good! 1349 01:17:05,083 --> 01:17:06,667 Taste what you like. 1350 01:17:07,083 --> 01:17:10,333 But if I hear your voice again, you'll need ice. 1351 01:17:10,625 --> 01:17:12,042 Why? A French speciality? 1352 01:17:29,333 --> 01:17:31,042 Pick up the phone, moron. 1353 01:17:45,083 --> 01:17:46,500 She's gone out? 1354 01:17:46,708 --> 01:17:48,583 - Not yet. - What's she up to? 1355 01:17:48,792 --> 01:17:50,458 Pick up the phone! 1356 01:17:50,667 --> 01:17:52,792 Zidane! Try me! 1357 01:17:55,042 --> 01:17:56,042 Hold it. 1358 01:17:58,417 --> 01:17:59,417 You're lucky. 1359 01:18:00,750 --> 01:18:01,917 Real lucky. 1360 01:18:02,125 --> 01:18:03,708 Fuck off, asshole! 1361 01:18:05,958 --> 01:18:06,958 Where were you? 1362 01:18:07,375 --> 01:18:08,583 Diversion! 1363 01:18:08,792 --> 01:18:10,208 How's it going, guys? 1364 01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:17,083 You're wanted in Room 209, 1365 01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:19,750 Céline Dion has creased the curtains. 1366 01:18:20,708 --> 01:18:21,875 Go to it! 1367 01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:25,958 - 'Evening. - 'Evening, Madame. 1368 01:18:27,042 --> 01:18:29,042 Go on! I'm watching! 1369 01:18:29,250 --> 01:18:31,125 Or you go back to the Congo! 1370 01:19:02,250 --> 01:19:03,458 Get out... 1371 01:19:04,708 --> 01:19:05,958 We're out of here! 1372 01:19:24,375 --> 01:19:27,667 Friends, I want to thank you all for being here. 1373 01:19:28,292 --> 01:19:29,500 Come closer! 1374 01:19:29,708 --> 01:19:31,125 As you know, 1375 01:19:31,792 --> 01:19:33,458 the Westin is celebrating 1376 01:19:33,667 --> 01:19:36,125 its 75th Anniversary tonight. 1377 01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:42,125 And as luck would have it, with Your Highness, 1378 01:19:42,875 --> 01:19:45,750 one of our greatest friends. 1379 01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:47,333 He wants to keep it quiet, 1380 01:19:47,875 --> 01:19:50,917 but fortunately his beloved wife 1381 01:19:51,417 --> 01:19:52,708 has disobeyed him. 1382 01:19:53,292 --> 01:19:57,042 Let's all applaud Prince Louis of Belgium! 1383 01:20:12,667 --> 01:20:13,875 My limo, my good man. 1384 01:20:14,333 --> 01:20:15,708 Julien, please. 1385 01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:25,042 Princess? 1386 01:20:25,583 --> 01:20:26,833 Are you alright? 1387 01:21:05,458 --> 01:21:06,792 Happy Birthday! 1388 01:21:46,417 --> 01:21:48,208 Your Highness, if I may... 1389 01:21:49,167 --> 01:21:50,875 Happy Birthday, Your Highness. 1390 01:21:51,083 --> 01:21:53,875 But tell me, what's that medal? 1391 01:21:55,458 --> 01:21:57,208 The Order of Asimbonanga. 1392 01:21:57,417 --> 01:21:58,875 And the one next to it? 1393 01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:01,375 The El Condor Pasa Cross. 1394 01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:03,208 I'm jealous. 1395 01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:07,083 - A gift. - A gift? 1396 01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:10,250 Prince. 1397 01:22:10,667 --> 01:22:12,750 I can't find your wife. 1398 01:22:13,042 --> 01:22:15,250 You lost her after two minutes? 1399 01:22:15,667 --> 01:22:18,208 She must be outside. Keep looking, man! 1400 01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:29,042 Follow me. Come on! 1401 01:22:38,542 --> 01:22:39,833 Run for it! 1402 01:22:40,042 --> 01:22:43,125 Prince Philippe Léopold Louis of Belgium, 1403 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:46,125 Prince of Belgium, Duke of Brabant, and his wife 1404 01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:49,167 Mathilde Marie Christine d'Udekem d'Acoz! 1405 01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:36,542 Vanderbrook! What are you doing here? 1406 01:23:37,417 --> 01:23:39,125 Any news of my interview? 1407 01:23:40,042 --> 01:23:42,167 - Didn't my assistant call? - Yes. 1408 01:23:44,958 --> 01:23:46,292 Changed your mind? 1409 01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:47,625 No! 1410 01:23:47,833 --> 01:23:50,750 Too bad. But don't hesitate to contact me. 1411 01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:26,333 - Where are the jewels? - In your guy's bag. 1412 01:24:26,542 --> 01:24:27,583 Brahim. 1413 01:24:31,417 --> 01:24:32,417 This bag? 1414 01:24:33,708 --> 01:24:34,750 Yes. 1415 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,042 What is this shit? 1416 01:24:51,417 --> 01:24:53,083 Cougnolles! 1417 01:24:57,458 --> 01:24:59,458 She came back to save me. 1418 01:24:59,958 --> 01:25:03,000 But she got us into this shit, remember! 1419 01:25:03,833 --> 01:25:05,875 Yes. But she came back. 1420 01:25:06,083 --> 01:25:08,708 We can contact Dr Washington directly. 1421 01:25:09,458 --> 01:25:11,417 Willy, she might turn us in. 1422 01:25:11,625 --> 01:25:13,292 We must stay out of this! 1423 01:25:14,625 --> 01:25:16,667 - She'll go back to jail. - So what? 1424 01:25:16,875 --> 01:25:18,542 What can we do about it? 1425 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:20,000 I don't know. 1426 01:25:20,042 --> 01:25:21,292 Maybe he's on Facebook. 1427 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:23,250 - Who? - Washington. 1428 01:25:23,958 --> 01:25:27,750 We don't give a shit about Dr Washington! 1429 01:25:28,167 --> 01:25:29,958 You're so selfish. 1430 01:25:31,667 --> 01:25:33,750 Now we've made it, we dump her? 1431 01:25:34,375 --> 01:25:37,167 We can save her with the jewels. You rat! 1432 01:25:39,292 --> 01:25:41,667 You're not worthy of that uniform! 1433 01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:46,583 You're right. 1434 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,000 About turn. 1435 01:25:50,042 --> 01:25:51,583 - What? - About turn! 1436 01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:13,833 You're not the Prince... 1437 01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:17,333 Monsieur Detarnaud, Monsieur Vuiret. 1438 01:26:17,542 --> 01:26:18,542 Agent Luyperts. 1439 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:22,542 Sorry to be late but we were tailing a suspect. 1440 01:26:23,208 --> 01:26:26,792 We've foiled their plot and found their hideout. 1441 01:26:27,417 --> 01:26:28,875 Whose hideout? 1442 01:26:29,083 --> 01:26:30,583 The Zwarte Loeuws. 1443 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:34,208 The Black Lions. Flemish terrorists. 1444 01:26:34,625 --> 01:26:35,917 Who's he talking about? 1445 01:26:36,208 --> 01:26:37,208 Didn't you tell them? 1446 01:26:38,417 --> 01:26:39,917 I'm sorry, Captain, but... 1447 01:26:40,125 --> 01:26:42,917 - Without further instructions, I... - Stuck to procedure? 1448 01:26:43,125 --> 01:26:45,583 And remained undercover? 1449 01:26:46,125 --> 01:26:47,375 - Yes. - You did right. 1450 01:26:47,583 --> 01:26:49,708 We're the GISSAT. 1451 01:26:49,917 --> 01:26:51,583 - What? - The AT Secret Service. 1452 01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:53,708 - AT? - Anti Terrorist. 1453 01:26:53,917 --> 01:26:57,500 We didn't inform you as there's a mole amongst you. 1454 01:26:58,042 --> 01:26:59,583 You mean Stéphane Bern? 1455 01:26:59,792 --> 01:27:00,792 Yes. 1456 01:27:00,958 --> 01:27:04,125 Like Scientologists, the Black Lions love celebs. 1457 01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:06,833 - I'm stunned. - King Baudouin said: 1458 01:27:07,125 --> 01:27:11,167 "Paint a garden gnome blue, he'll pass for a Smurf." 1459 01:27:11,417 --> 01:27:12,792 - Right? - Dead right. 1460 01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:16,917 Your Smurfs and Black Lions are fascinating, 1461 01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:19,500 really, but where are the diamonds? 1462 01:27:20,583 --> 01:27:22,125 Alpha Tango. Over. 1463 01:27:22,333 --> 01:27:24,167 We have the green light, sir. 1464 01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:26,625 With the compliments 1465 01:27:27,083 --> 01:27:28,292 of the Belgian royal family. 1466 01:27:31,417 --> 01:27:32,708 They're our stones. 1467 01:27:35,375 --> 01:27:36,667 Excellent. 1468 01:27:37,083 --> 01:27:38,167 Madame. 1469 01:27:38,542 --> 01:27:39,750 Gentlemen. 1470 01:27:42,208 --> 01:27:44,208 - We must... - Be on our way... 1471 01:28:36,875 --> 01:28:38,750 Juliette has a new dad now. 1472 01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:42,417 How are the lovebirds? 1473 01:28:56,333 --> 01:28:58,375 THE BELGIAN JOB 1474 01:29:35,333 --> 01:29:36,750 First training course 1475 01:29:41,042 --> 01:29:43,500 Welcome to the Belgiattitude world! 1476 01:29:44,042 --> 01:29:47,500 Belgiattitude is a must have in the global work place. 1477 01:29:47,708 --> 01:29:49,250 Courtesy, efficiency. 1478 01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:51,625 Today, Belgian means you're wanted. 1479 01:29:51,833 --> 01:29:53,500 It sets you way ahead. 1480 01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:55,958 All happy with their new life. 1481 01:29:56,167 --> 01:29:57,625 You have to learn 1482 01:29:57,833 --> 01:29:59,250 to think Belgian, 1483 01:29:59,625 --> 01:30:01,292 breathe Belgian, 1484 01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:04,333 drink Belgian, eat Belgian. Is that clear? 1485 01:30:04,542 --> 01:30:05,542 - Yes, Ma'am! - Again! 1486 01:30:05,625 --> 01:30:06,625 Yes, Ma'am! 1487 01:30:08,708 --> 01:30:11,042 Beer I prefer always to wine. 1488 01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:14,000 Beer I prefer always to wine. 1489 01:30:14,208 --> 01:30:18,542 The Belgium label guarantees you're a professional Belgian, 1490 01:30:18,750 --> 01:30:20,167 a Belgian celeb, 1491 01:30:20,542 --> 01:30:22,083 a Belgian lover 1492 01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:23,500 for life. 1493 01:30:23,583 --> 01:30:25,417 A continuous training. 1494 01:30:25,625 --> 01:30:27,105 "Watcha, Belgium, here comes trouble!" 1495 01:30:27,167 --> 01:30:28,647 "Watcha, Belgium, here comes trouble!" 1496 01:30:28,792 --> 01:30:31,917 The King, law and liberty 1497 01:30:36,750 --> 01:30:37,917 Take that on board, 1498 01:30:38,125 --> 01:30:40,292 or you'll always be cheap Frenchies. 1499 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:41,125 Yes, Franck. 1500 01:30:41,333 --> 01:30:42,792 - Yes who? - Yes, Franck. 1501 01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:46,125 You too. Don't settle for being French. 1502 01:30:46,333 --> 01:30:47,667 Join the Belgium Institute 1503 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,708 and awaken your inner Belgian! 1504 01:30:50,917 --> 01:30:52,292 Maybe not! 1505 01:30:57,167 --> 01:30:59,250 Awaken your inner Belgian! 1506 01:35:04,125 --> 01:35:06,333 Subtitles: Charlotte Trench 93257