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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,917 --> 00:00:04,583 (Gentle instrumental music) 2 00:00:21,125 --> 00:00:25,125 (Triumphant instrumental music) 3 00:00:36,042 --> 00:00:37,707 (Cymbals chiming) 4 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:41,208 (Musical tones vibrating) 5 00:00:48,542 --> 00:00:50,791 (Clopping) 6 00:00:50,792 --> 00:00:54,958 ("Chocolate ice“ by Mike leander) 7 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,707 J“ hey, hey, hey, hey j" 8 00:00:59,708 --> 00:01:04,249 j“ chocolate ice is very nice j" 9 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:06,332 j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j" 10 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:10,957 j“ chocolate ice is very nice j" 11 00:01:10,958 --> 00:01:14,582 j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j" 12 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:17,582 j“ ah chocolate ice is very nice j“ 13 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:22,583 j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j" 14 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,249 j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j" 15 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:30,791 j“ peaches and cream you know what I mean j” 16 00:01:30,792 --> 00:01:32,874 j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j" 17 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:37,332 j“ peaches and cream you know what I mean j” 18 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:41,207 j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j" 19 00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:43,832 j” peaches and cream you know what I mean j” 20 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:48,833 j” ah hey, hey, hey, hey j” 21 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:52,541 j” hey, hey, hey, hey j” 22 00:01:52,542 --> 00:01:57,207 j” strawberry pie, oh me, oh my j” 23 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:59,249 j” hey, hey, hey, hey j” 24 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:03,666 j” strawberry pie, oh me, oh my j” 25 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:07,332 j” hey, hey, hey, hey j” 26 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:10,124 j” ah chocolate pie, oh me, oh my j” 27 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:15,125 j” hey, hey, hey, hey j” 28 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:18,916 j” hey, hey, hey, hey j” 29 00:02:18,917 --> 00:02:23,457 j” peppermint twist, oh well it goes like this j” 30 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,249 j” hey, hey, hey, hey j” 31 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:29,957 j” the peppermint twist, oh well it goes like this j” 32 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:33,416 j” hey, hey, hey, hey j” 33 00:02:33,417 --> 00:02:36,707 j” the peppermint twist, well it goes like this j” 34 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:40,041 j” strawberry pie, oh me, oh my j” 35 00:02:40,042 --> 00:02:43,332 j” peaches and cream you know what I mean j” 36 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:46,207 j” chocolate ice is so very nice j” 37 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:54,208 j” hey, hey, hey, hey j” 38 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:03,208 (Dramatic music) 39 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:17,875 (Tones reverberating) 40 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:24,207 - Planetarians and metorianes, 41 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,707 I have summoned this special meeting of space congress 42 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:30,457 because once again we are having trouble 43 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:31,541 on planet earth. 44 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:34,416 - Earth, which planet is that, oh great one? 45 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:35,791 - For the benefit of those who 46 00:03:35,792 --> 00:03:37,624 are not familiar with this sector, 47 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:40,583 planet earth has its orbit cycle in outer galaxy four. 48 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:45,416 The earthlings on two islands, 49 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:49,541 beatland and baladisle are again in conflict. 50 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:53,957 It is essential that we resolve this dispute immediately, 51 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:57,457 othennise it could lead to a further intergalactic upheaval. 52 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:58,624 - [Both] Yalda, yalda. 53 00:03:58,625 --> 00:03:59,458 - Yalda. 54 00:03:59,459 --> 00:04:01,791 - It is agreed then, that we delegate 55 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:03,666 a metorian ambassador to visit earth 56 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:05,082 and resolve this conflict? 57 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:07,207 - [Both] Dagreeably, dagreebly, dagreebly. 58 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:09,332 - [Galaxian] Thank you, planetarians and metorians, 59 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,457 I knew you would share my views. 60 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:13,666 I have instructed the space committee of the milky way 61 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,332 who are even now preparing a list 62 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:17,416 of all the inter-planetary ambassadors. 63 00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:20,167 - [Woman] The ambassador from southern space. 64 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,791 - On great galaxian, it's my sad duty 65 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,541 to report that the only metorian ambassador 66 00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:33,542 not at present on space leave or project is Wilco Roger. 67 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:35,292 - Wilco Roger? 68 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:37,375 Oh no! 69 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:42,624 He is the only one, are you sure? 70 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:45,583 - Yes sir, oh great one, he's the only one. 71 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:48,291 - Oh no, it must be a mistake. 72 00:04:48,292 --> 00:04:49,541 Run a double check immediately. 73 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:50,999 - We've already trebled-checked. 74 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,124 Why shucks, oh g-o, when Wilco Roger's name 75 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:56,041 came out of the personnel computer, 76 00:04:56,042 --> 00:04:58,666 we had the robots double-check the machines. 77 00:04:58,667 --> 00:04:59,500 - [Galaxian] You did? 78 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,333 We did. 79 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,666 Why we even double—checked the robots. 80 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:03,625 - You did? 81 00:05:03,626 --> 00:05:04,792 I mean you did? 82 00:05:06,417 --> 00:05:07,582 (Sighs) 83 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:10,000 Well, let me see his record card. 84 00:05:10,917 --> 00:05:13,041 (Computer tones reverberating) 85 00:05:13,042 --> 00:05:15,125 What a disastrous record. 86 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:19,625 Reprimanded for keeping goldfish in his space helmet. 87 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:23,207 Reduced to the ranks for running pleasure flights 88 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:25,582 for children in his duty spaceship. 89 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:26,624 Disgraceful. 90 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:28,457 - And there was the occasion when he fell in love 91 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,667 with the three-headed vonusian beauty queen. 92 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,666 - Yes, we”, we won't go into that particular case 93 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,667 at the moment. 94 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,457 | have never come across a worse record. 95 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:39,707 How, how can we send a man like this 96 00:05:39,708 --> 00:05:41,041 on such an important mission? 97 00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:42,499 - It is true, oh great galaxian 98 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,082 that Wilco Roger has caused us 99 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:46,207 more than his fair share of trouble, 100 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:48,124 but as the situation is desperate, 101 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:50,000 should we not give him one more change? 102 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:55,374 - Hmm, well, it's against my betterjudgement, mind you, 103 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:57,457 but one last chance then, agreed? 104 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,292 - [Both] Dagreebly. 105 00:05:58,293 --> 00:05:59,624 - Dagreebly. - But, 106 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,957 let it be understood that failure this time 107 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:05,791 means exile, exile on planet gonk. 108 00:06:05,792 --> 00:06:10,792 (Gasps) (Computer tones reverberating) 109 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,957 - [Galaxian] Metorian ambassador Wilco Roger to report 110 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:21,749 to central space headquarters, immediately, immediately. 111 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:24,833 (Gong reverberating) 112 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:33,707 - You sent for me, oh great galaxian? 113 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:36,499 - Wilco Roger, you have fallen far 114 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,499 below the universal standards required 115 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,374 for metorian ambassadors. 116 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,666 You have stumbled and bungled your way 117 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:45,249 through every assignment on all previous projects 118 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,250 allocated to you. 119 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,083 - But, but, but... 120 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:47,917 - But? - But... 121 00:06:47,918 --> 00:06:51,291 - [Galaxian] But, I have decided 122 00:06:51,292 --> 00:06:54,332 to give you one final chance to redeem yourself. 123 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:56,750 (Whimpering) 124 00:06:58,333 --> 00:07:00,416 - I promise that I will not fail you this time, 125 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:02,707 - oh great one. - Don't interrupt. 126 00:07:02,708 --> 00:07:03,874 - But you are a great one. 127 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:05,250 - Don't interrupt. 128 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,207 You will proceed to planet earth 129 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:10,457 to settle a dispute which has arisen 130 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:12,749 between the communities of beatland and balladisle. 131 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:14,874 - Oh no, not that. 132 00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:17,332 Not down there amongst all those madmen. 133 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:22,249 - Oh Wilco, it's earth or planet gonk. 134 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:25,167 (Unsettling music) 135 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,041 - Oh no, sir, not planet gonk. 136 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:00,707 I always said those earthlings were very nice people. 137 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:03,042 A wonderfully cultured race, too. 138 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:07,124 It's a great, great honour, sir. 139 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:08,499 I'm proud to be entrusted 140 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:11,457 with such an important mission, oh great one. 141 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,082 Well, I'd better be off then. 142 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:16,791 - Wilco, your instructions. 143 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:18,332 - I am sorry, oh great one. 144 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:21,166 - It is your duty to see that these two communities 145 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,666 are brought rapidly to an amicable agreement. 146 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:28,457 It is imperative that they live in complete Harmony. 147 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:29,582 - Yes, I understand. 148 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:32,124 - I hope so, Wilco, for your sake. 149 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:35,624 I must also warn you that you are not at Liberty 150 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:37,332 to use the super-extra-planetary powers 151 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:38,999 entrusted to our people. 152 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,749 - No miracles, oh great one? 153 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:45,457 - Wilco, remember this is your last chance. 154 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,499 Your powers are forbidden you, 155 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,749 except in the gravest emergency 156 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:52,832 such as to conceal you identity. 157 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,416 The inhabitants of these two islands 158 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:56,041 must reach agreement naturally, 159 00:08:56,042 --> 00:08:58,166 completely of their own free will. 160 00:08:58,167 --> 00:09:00,291 Those instructions must be rigidly adhered to 161 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:03,167 or there will be dire consequences. 162 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:06,792 Now Wilco, blast off! 163 00:09:08,167 --> 00:09:11,374 (Tones reverberating) 164 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,457 (Blasting) 165 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:15,208 (Birds chirping) 166 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:27,166 - Oh, beatland, good. 167 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,125 Oh. (Chuckles) 168 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:28,958 (Exhales) 169 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,499 Earth instructions. 170 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,500 Good. 171 00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:33,582 On arrival in beatland (Waves crashing) 172 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:37,416 Exchange space clothing for earth gear. 173 00:09:37,417 --> 00:09:39,000 Oh good, that's more like it. 174 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:43,624 (Groans) 175 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,207 (Blasts) 176 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:47,082 (Upbeat music) 177 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:49,750 - Ooh, well what a strange garb. 178 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,207 Earth gear (laughs) 179 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:54,874 Well, I never. 180 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:56,624 I feel a right pixie in this. 181 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:58,708 (Laughs) 182 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:01,583 Cool. 183 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:06,207 - Now, if you will turn to page 24 184 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:09,124 in your beat books, we'll try a run-through. 185 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:09,958 Ready? 186 00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:12,457 One, two, one, two, three, four. 187 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:16,208 ("Harmonica" by Marty wilde) 188 00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:23,582 J” well I was standing on the corner waiting to go home j” 189 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:27,207 j” when I heard this sound that made me wanna roam j” 190 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:30,916 j” well it was coming from a dance hall across the street j” 191 00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:34,624 j” it was kind of stomping with an r and b beat j” 192 00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:35,458 j”itwentaj” 193 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:36,458 harmonica. 194 00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:52,457 J” oh well I walked across and I stepped inside j” 195 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:54,457 j” there was a whole load of places j” 196 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:56,457 j” where a fellow could hide j” 197 00:10:56,458 --> 00:11:00,457 j” but a dim light shining on a wooden bandstand j” 198 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:04,582 j” harmonica was playing with an r and b band j” 199 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,750 j” oh yeah j” 200 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:43,624 J” well I was standing on the corner waiting to go home j” 201 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:47,207 j” when I heard this sound that made me wanna go j” 202 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:50,999 j” well it was coming from a dance hall across the street j” 203 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,457 j” it was kind of stomping with a r and b beat j” 204 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:55,541 j” it was a tenor j” 205 00:11:55,542 --> 00:11:57,292 j'ohj' 206 00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:16,374 J” oh well I walked across and I stepped inside j” 207 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:20,291 j” there was whole load of places where a fellow could hide j” 208 00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:24,207 j” from a dim light shining on a wooden bandstand j” 209 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:29,207 j” harmonica was playing with a r and b band j” 210 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,958 j'ohj' 211 00:12:56,417 --> 00:13:00,416 (Cheering) (Applauding) 212 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:01,667 - Quiet, quiet! 213 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:05,917 All right, all right. 214 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,083 Now, let's tear it up. 215 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,917 You're just not with it yet. 216 00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:17,624 Now, what's the matter with you? 217 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:18,583 - Who me, sir? 218 00:13:18,584 --> 00:13:21,292 - How many times have I told you, 219 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:23,792 turn up your amplifier? 220 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,707 Next time I want to hear those big, big sounds 221 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:28,707 that bring the coconuts down. 222 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,999 Really blast it and let those balladisle squares 223 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,582 across the water hear it. 224 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:34,707 Dig? 225 00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:35,708 - Dig, sir, dig. 226 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,124 It's the same with you, ginger, 227 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:42,499 you're not playing in a chamber quartet. 228 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,541 This is beat. 229 00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:45,124 (Drum reverberating) 230 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,207 Don't worry about splitting your skins, 231 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:50,000 they can be replaced. 232 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:52,917 And so can you. 233 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,749 And as for you, Beau brummel bond. 234 00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:58,874 - Who me, sir? 235 00:13:58,875 --> 00:13:59,875 - Yes, you. 236 00:13:59,876 --> 00:14:02,499 Your diction's nearly as sharp as your cloths. 237 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,832 I distinctly understood three words in the second chorus. 238 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,999 How many times have I told you, 239 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,749 mumble man, mumble, mumble. 240 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:12,624 Why don't you pull those shades down 241 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,874 around your mouth and see if that helps. 242 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:15,875 Now. 243 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:17,875 Hey you. 244 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:19,750 You boy, there. 245 00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:21,832 Why aren't you at band practise? 246 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:22,708 - Me, you mean me? 247 00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:24,082 - Of course I mean you. 248 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,624 I'm not in the habit of talking to palm trees. 249 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,499 - (Groans) I'm sorry. 250 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,375 I was just going. 251 00:14:28,376 --> 00:14:29,957 (Laughs) 252 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:30,958 I can't stop now. 253 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,291 (Gong reverberating) 254 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,166 - Did he say going? 255 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,500 No, that's what I call gone. 256 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:41,791 Real gone. 257 00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:45,082 (Waves crashing) 258 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,582 (Gong reverberating) 259 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,499 (Groans) (Gentle music) 260 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,083 - Ooh, that was close. 261 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,583 Now where am I? 262 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:03,207 Balladisle. (Chuckles) 263 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:08,042 Oh yes, it's much more restful here than beatland. 264 00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:13,375 Ooh, I better go and see what's happening. 265 00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:24,458 - A beatlander. 266 00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:25,292 (Yells) 267 00:15:25,293 --> 00:15:27,457 Come on, fellows, grab him. 268 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,207 Quick over here, there he goes, come on. 269 00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:30,208 Come on quickly, come on. 270 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,291 Quick over here. 271 00:15:33,292 --> 00:15:34,457 Quick there he goes. 272 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,291 Over here, quick fellas. 273 00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:37,708 Over this way, come on. 274 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,917 Quickly, there he goes. 275 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,583 - [Man] Where'd he go? 276 00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:45,832 - Now I don't see him. - (Men yelling) 277 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,582 (Panflng) 278 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:49,500 - Restful indeed. 279 00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:50,999 (Whimpering) 280 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,500 I'd betterjettison this gear. 281 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:57,208 Please change the clobber. 282 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,417 (Gong reverberating) 283 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,208 Ooh yes. 284 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,500 Oh yes, this is much more in keeping. 285 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:10,916 (Clears throat) (Waves crashing) 286 00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:15,917 ("Broken pieces" by Robert Hartford-Davis & William leyland) 287 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:22,167 J” you ask me to set you free j” 288 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:28,833 j” then you said goodbye to me j” 289 00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:35,708 j” my heart was hurt all through, oh yeah j” 290 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:42,667 j” because I still love you j” 291 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:49,333 j” I picked up the pieces at once j” 292 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:56,500 j” I thought I might find a new chance j” 293 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:03,167 j” so many girls pass me by j” 294 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:08,375 j” oh yeah, I gave them away like a toy j” 295 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:17,000 j” now you'll find those broken pieces j” 296 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:24,458 j” spread all over the town j” 297 00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:31,042 j” those hurting, hurting pieces j” 298 00:17:33,292 --> 00:17:38,292 j” belong to more than just one j” 299 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:45,083 j” now you'll find those broken pieces j” 300 00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:52,208 j” spread all over town j” 301 00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:58,542 j” those hurting pieces of a broken heart j” 302 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:05,833 j” belong to more than one j” 303 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:12,875 j” now you want me back again j” 304 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:19,833 j” but darling it can't be the same j” 305 00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:26,417 j” I threw my heart away, oh yeah j” 306 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:33,750 j” a new start with you would be a lie j” 307 00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:40,833 j” now you'll find those broken pieces j” 308 00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:48,167 j” spread all over town j” 309 00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:54,542 j” those hurting pieces of a broken heart j” 310 00:18:56,958 --> 00:19:00,458 j” belong to more than one j” 311 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:12,166 - Oh yes, yes, now that was much better, wasn't it? 312 00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:14,791 In fact, just wonderful. 313 00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:15,958 Oh, but Lance. 314 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:20,249 That was perhaps just a little too heavy on the keyboard. 315 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,708 You will watch that next time, won't you? 316 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:27,666 You know, you really must get a haircut, Derek. 317 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,541 You're beginning to look like someone from beatland. 318 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:31,624 If it gets much longer, 319 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,499 people will be mistaking you for brigitte bardot. 320 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,333 - Yes ma'am. 321 00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:36,499 - Oh well, no. 322 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:40,166 Perhaps you've a bit to go yet before that happens. 323 00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:42,499 Now we mustn't forget the lilt, elain. 324 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:46,082 It's oh yeah, oh yeah, 325 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:49,582 a sweetly and gently, sweetly and gently. 326 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:54,583 (Waves crashing) (Seagulls cawing) 327 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:58,832 Well now, that seems to be all for today. 328 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,625 Pack your instruments and don't forget your homework. 329 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,333 Off you go. 330 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,666 - Hmm, where do we go from here? 331 00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:12,667 - Hey, Alan. 332 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:14,707 You know it's less than a week now 333 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:16,208 to the golden guitar contest? 334 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,416 - Hey, how about sneaking over to recording mountain 335 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:21,749 and finding out what sounds Mr. A&r 336 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:22,750 is looking for this year? 337 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:23,583 What? 338 00:20:23,584 --> 00:20:25,124 Man, you wouldn't catch me anywhere near that place 339 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,332 without an invitation, not even if you got me 340 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,333 in the top 10. 341 00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:31,082 - Yeah, I suppose you're right. 342 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,666 Anyway, old a&r is bound to spot us 343 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,207 as soon as we set foot in echo chamber 344 00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:37,082 and that means no contest for us this year. 345 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,499 - This might be a lead. 346 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,582 Yes, oh I'll just pop over and see this a&r chap, 347 00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,624 he might solve my problems. (Chuckles) 348 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,999 All right, Wilco, here we go. 349 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,458 Blast off. (Gong reverberating) 350 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,375 (Erratic music) 351 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,916 (Gentle music) 352 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:08,917 - [A&r] Who dares to enter the echo chamber of a&r? 353 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,167 - Name of Wilco Roger, sir. 354 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,957 I've come to ask your help. 355 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:17,791 - [A&r] In that case, welcome my boy, welcome. 356 00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:20,041 Well don't just stand there, come forward 357 00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:21,500 and let's have a look at you. 358 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,708 Up here, my lad, up here. 359 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,582 That will do. 360 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:30,249 - Are you Mr. A&r? 361 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,207 - [A&r] I am indeed he. 362 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,666 - You must excuse me for asking 363 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,749 but I am a stranger here, you see. 364 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,582 It's a very unusual name you have, 365 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,499 has it any special significance? 366 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,707 - [A&r] Well it so happens that I am the sole survivor 367 00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:46,999 of a race of people who used to be employed 368 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,166 throughout the world by businesses 369 00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:51,499 known as recording companies. 370 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:55,582 We were officially called artist and repertoire managers, 371 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,250 or a&r men for short. 372 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,749 Alas, most of the traditions associated 373 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:04,041 with that profession have long since died out 374 00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:05,457 but I still keep my hand in 375 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,499 by writing the odd b side of a record, you know. 376 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,457 - Oh, I see, how very interesting. (Chuckles) 377 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:12,707 - [A&r] Yes quite. 378 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,499 Now then, what can I do for you? 379 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,707 - Well, I've been sent here 380 00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:20,249 by the space congress of the universe 381 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:24,457 to settle this dispute between the balladisle and beatland. 382 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,750 It seems that they cannot, 383 00:22:27,292 --> 00:22:30,707 musically, live together and I was wondering 384 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:34,249 if you could possibly put me into the picture as to causes. 385 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:37,207 - [A&r] Ah, I thought I hadn't seen you around here before. 386 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:41,624 - It's quite possible, I haven't been here before. 387 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:44,166 - [A&r] Well basically, the argument arises 388 00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:46,207 because as you say, they both prefer 389 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,999 different types of music. 390 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,791 On beatland it's all wild and swinging beat stuff, 391 00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:55,041 while balladisle prefers the softer, swaying music. 392 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:57,541 - Hmm, well it all seems simple enough to me. 393 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,916 (Laughs) 394 00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:01,707 - [A&r] That's true, what did you say your name was again? 395 00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:06,416 - Uh, Wilco, sir, Wilco Roger. 396 00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:08,374 - [A&r] That's an unusual name, Wilco. 397 00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:09,874 I used to know a fellow named Roger once, 398 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,541 he was a very strange sort of chap. 399 00:23:11,542 --> 00:23:12,542 - Excuse me, sir, 400 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:19,499 if you would just tell me about the dispute on the islands. 401 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:24,082 - Ah yes, gaze into the golden disc 402 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:26,208 and I will show you the scene on beatland. 403 00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,791 Just listen to the soft wind blowing through the trees, 404 00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:30,708 (wind howling) (Birds chirping) 405 00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:34,541 The gentle twittering of the birds filling the air. 406 00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:37,624 Just listen to those idyllic sounds, my boy, 407 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,458 as you gaze into the golden disc. 408 00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:44,582 (Engine rumbling) 409 00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:48,333 (Intense instrumental music) 410 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,624 Those were beatland boys rehearsing 411 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,166 for the golden guitar contest. 412 00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:14,000 - Rehearsing? 413 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000 (Chuckles) 414 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,749 What must it be like when they have a performance? 415 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,666 (Laughs) 416 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:20,166 The golden guitar contest? 417 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:21,083 - Mm-hmm. 418 00:27:21,084 --> 00:27:23,957 Once a year, the top groups from each island 419 00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:26,749 compete for a golden guitar and this is the one time 420 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:29,291 of the year that I reveal my face, 421 00:27:29,292 --> 00:27:31,416 however considering who sent you, my lad, 422 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,624 I feel that I ought to break my rule. 423 00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:35,832 (Musical tones) 424 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:37,417 - [Wilco] You needn't have bothered. 425 00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:39,583 - (Clears throat) Really. 426 00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,749 Now then, about this contest. 427 00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:46,207 Whichever group wins, also gets a world tour, 428 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,291 culminating in a starring performance 429 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,499 on Sunday night at the London pallodium, 430 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,457 an old-fashioned television type show. 431 00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:53,624 - Oh, swinging. 432 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:55,874 - Unfortunately, this is another major cause 433 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:56,875 of the trouble. 434 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:57,999 - Dodgy. 435 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000 - [A&r] It is indeed. 436 00:27:59,001 --> 00:28:01,332 - Hmm, well I must say, all seems to me 437 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:03,291 to be a perfectly wonderful thing 438 00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:04,874 to happen to anybody. (Chuckles) 439 00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:06,999 - It's wonderful indeed for the winners, 440 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,416 but the losers have all their instruments 441 00:28:08,417 --> 00:28:10,999 and equipment confiscated until eight weeks 442 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,207 before the next contest. 443 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,249 - What a carve-up. 444 00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:16,082 - I couldn't agree more with you, my boy, 445 00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:18,416 as a matter of fact, I've declared the contest a draw 446 00:28:18,417 --> 00:28:21,207 for the past three years to try to keep some order, 447 00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,499 but this only seems to make them even more bitter. 448 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,582 - Oh yes, it does indeed, they're quite bitter. 449 00:28:25,583 --> 00:28:27,666 I've been down amongst them just for a brief spell 450 00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:29,832 and they're very bitter about it. 451 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,916 They think it's a right cheat, you know, 452 00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:34,416 like having their instruments taken away from them, you see? 453 00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:36,207 How are they going to be able to rehearse 454 00:28:36,208 --> 00:28:38,166 to win the contest, it impossible, 455 00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:39,666 but I must admit I thoroughly concur with them. 456 00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:41,791 - There you are, you see my problem. 457 00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:43,332 - Oh indeed. 458 00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,333 It all looks quite hopeless, doesn't it? 459 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:49,832 I'm afraid it's planet gonk for me after all. 460 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:51,374 - Planet gonk? 461 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:52,457 What on earth is that? 462 00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:55,749 - Oh, Mr. A&r, it's like nothing on earth. 463 00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:57,708 It's completely out of this world. 464 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,874 It's the Siberia of outer space. 465 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:04,207 (Sobbing) 466 00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:06,208 - [A&r] There, there, my boy, don't cry. 467 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:11,582 Excuse me, boy, shouldn't you be dabbing your eyes? 468 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,583 - Oh no, 469 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,832 everything's quite different where I come from. 470 00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:18,000 (Sobbing) 471 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,833 - I see what you mean, yes. 472 00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:27,541 Well now, (clears throat) 473 00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:28,458 Where were we? 474 00:29:28,459 --> 00:29:31,499 Oh yes, let's take a look at balladisle, shall we? 475 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,791 You'll notice that most of their rehearsals 476 00:29:33,792 --> 00:29:35,707 take place at night because they've been troubled 477 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:38,541 with a lot of spies from beatland recently. 478 00:29:38,542 --> 00:29:40,374 It's all most distressing. 479 00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:43,749 Now, gaze into the golden disc. 480 00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:45,791 - Here we go again. 481 00:29:45,792 --> 00:29:50,792 (Gentle music) (Chattering) 482 00:30:03,292 --> 00:30:04,208 ("Love is a dream" by Robert Richards and Dennis O'Connell) 483 00:30:04,209 --> 00:30:09,208 J” love is a dream j” 484 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:14,375 j” love is a dream j” 485 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:21,041 j” like the murmuring breeze j” 486 00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:25,749 j” softly stirring the trees j” 487 00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:29,082 j” comes a whispering sigh j” 488 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:34,083 j” love is a dream j” 489 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:39,582 j” like a moonbeam at night j” 490 00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:44,207 j” it will fade in the light j” 491 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:47,624 j” and tomorrow we'll cry j” 492 00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:52,625 j” love is a dream j” 493 00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:57,374 j” that can never be true j” 494 00:30:57,375 --> 00:31:02,375 j” you may have imagined it j” 495 00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:10,125 j” moonlight has fashioned it for you j” 496 00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:16,749 j” like a tale that is told j” 497 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:21,499 j” of a mountain of gold j” 498 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:24,999 j” on the moon high above j” 499 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:30,000 j” love is a dream j” 500 00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:34,332 j” so my darling let's dream j” 501 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:39,333 j” our dream of love j” 502 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,957 j” that can never be true j” 503 00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:48,958 j” you may have imagined it j” 504 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:56,750 j” moonlight has fashioned it for you j” 505 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:03,707 j” like a tale that is told j” 506 00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:08,374 j” of a mountain of gold j” 507 00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:11,916 j” on the moon high above j” 508 00:32:11,917 --> 00:32:16,917 j” love is a dream j” 509 00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:21,207 j” so my darling let's dream j” 510 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:24,208 j” our dream of love j” 511 00:32:26,917 --> 00:32:28,124 (applauding) 512 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,375 (Cheering) 513 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:42,625 (Musical tones chiming) 514 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:47,582 (Sighs) 515 00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:49,417 - Well, there you are. 516 00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:52,667 You've seen both sides in action. 517 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,666 It's quite a problem, isn't it? 518 00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:57,458 - Hmm, what a mess. 519 00:32:58,458 --> 00:33:00,625 How are we ever going to get them together? 520 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,875 (Sighs) 521 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,832 Wait a moment, I think I've got an idea. 522 00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:09,874 Yes. 523 00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:13,249 On my trip to earth I had a computer run-down 524 00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:14,624 on the history of this planet. 525 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,457 It told me that there was a famous writer of yours 526 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:21,332 from the past, what was his name, shake, shake. 527 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,957 - Shakespeare? 528 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,624 - He shook something or other. 529 00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:26,291 Shakespeare, yes, that was it. 530 00:33:26,292 --> 00:33:28,082 - How does he get into this movie? 531 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,957 - Ah, he doesn't, not Shakespeare himself, 532 00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:31,582 it was his story, what was it now, 533 00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:32,583 it was called, 534 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:37,041 Romeo and Juliet. 535 00:33:37,042 --> 00:33:38,249 Yes. 536 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,916 Let us try the old angle, boy meets girl. 537 00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:41,999 (Laughs) 538 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,917 Love, oh, 539 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:46,541 love conquers all, yes? 540 00:33:46,542 --> 00:33:49,124 Now have you a couple of reasonably minded kids 541 00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:51,207 who might fit these parts? 542 00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:53,625 - I think you might have something there, Wilco. 543 00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:57,332 I think I know the ideal couple, 544 00:33:57,333 --> 00:34:00,582 they're just made for each other and great singers, too. 545 00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:02,957 Come along, let's have a look, shall we? 546 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,292 Gaze into the golden disc. 547 00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:12,250 (Water sloshing) (Crickets chirping) 548 00:34:12,542 --> 00:34:13,999 - When we get ashore, we separate. 549 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000 Shh. 550 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,832 Les and Bob, you take the West Side. 551 00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:18,667 We'll take the centre. 552 00:34:18,668 --> 00:34:19,916 - What's the plan, Steve? 553 00:34:19,917 --> 00:34:22,166 - Get as many of their new sounds as possible on tape. 554 00:34:22,167 --> 00:34:23,916 Kodak all the equipment in sight, 555 00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:25,124 and don't forget the sheet music, 556 00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,083 if you can get close enough. 557 00:34:26,084 --> 00:34:27,582 - What happens if we hit trouble? 558 00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:28,666 - Three blasts on the whistle, 559 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,374 then head back for the boats, all clear? 560 00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:31,499 - [Boys] All clear. 561 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:33,167 - Right, synchronise your watches. 562 00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:35,208 Okay, let's go. 563 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:39,167 (Bird chirping) 564 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,874 (Engine humming) 565 00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:50,792 Hold it, it's a patrol. 566 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,999 - Hey fellows, did you see those crazy cops? 567 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,416 - Oh officer, arrest me please. 568 00:35:05,417 --> 00:35:06,624 - All right, all right. 569 00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:07,458 - Who said crime doesn't pay? 570 00:35:07,459 --> 00:35:09,749 - Okay, okay, now let's get on with it. 571 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:12,624 Remember, back here in two hours and be careful. 572 00:35:12,625 --> 00:35:14,416 - Okay, let's go. 573 00:35:14,417 --> 00:35:18,083 (Gentle instrumental music) 574 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:54,375 (Camera shutter clicks) 575 00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:40,042 (Upbeat instrumental music) 576 00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:07,917 J” love made me die for you j” 577 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:11,832 yeah, that's great. 578 00:38:11,833 --> 00:38:13,707 Hey, by the way, kev, according to this, 579 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,499 they're keeping Lulu and the lovers right to the end. 580 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,874 Should be a knock-out. 581 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:17,708 - Yeah, you're right there, Alan, 582 00:38:17,709 --> 00:38:19,333 beatland can't touch that. 583 00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:21,832 - [Alan] Hey kev, how about going 584 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:24,082 through those last four bars of love is a dream? 585 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:25,124 Not quite sure of the finish, 586 00:38:25,125 --> 00:38:26,166 it's a bit off. (Camera shutter clicking) 587 00:38:26,167 --> 00:38:27,957 - [Kevin] Great, Alan, great. 588 00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:29,957 (Leaves rustling) 589 00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:31,874 - [Alan] Spies, spies, get him. 590 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:33,332 - [Kevin] Spies. 591 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:35,083 - There he goes, get him. 592 00:38:36,292 --> 00:38:37,416 Quick over here. 593 00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:40,250 (Whistle blowing) 594 00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:42,666 - Listen to the alarm. 595 00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:43,791 - Come on, Steve, come on! 596 00:38:43,792 --> 00:38:44,625 Come on! 597 00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:47,458 - [Steve] Bobby, get back, go, go! 598 00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:49,625 - Where's Steve? 599 00:38:49,626 --> 00:38:50,666 - He got captured, we'd better get back 600 00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:51,958 to beatland straight away. 601 00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:54,750 (Groans) 602 00:38:54,751 --> 00:38:56,291 - [Officer] The others have got away. 603 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,791 - Well at least we've got one of them. 604 00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:59,666 - Better get him to the night court right away. 605 00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:01,957 And bring along that tape recorder and camera for evidence. 606 00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:03,999 Come on. 607 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,874 - On reflection, don't you think your sentence 608 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,957 is a trifle severe, Mr. Prime minister? 609 00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:09,167 - Who asked you? 610 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:12,999 We have heard the evidence of the arresting officers 611 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,457 and other witnesses to your despicable conduct. 612 00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:18,957 Such disgraceful violation of our territory 613 00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:22,457 cannot and will not go unpunished. 614 00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:24,832 Have you anything to say before I pass sentence? 615 00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:26,207 - What can I say, my lord. 616 00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:27,291 I was only doing my duty for beatland. 617 00:39:27,292 --> 00:39:29,042 - That'll be enough out of you. 618 00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:32,250 Now, now let me see, 619 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:35,875 you're one of beatland's leading vocalists, aren't you? 620 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,249 Hmm. 621 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,207 Well I can kill two birds with one stone here 622 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:43,082 by punishing you and keeping you out 623 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:44,875 of the contest at the same time. 624 00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:49,041 I hereby sentence you to 28 days in the drum prison. 625 00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:50,875 - [Crowd] No! 626 00:39:50,876 --> 00:39:53,749 - That's not fair, you haven't even given him a chance. 627 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,457 - Silence, silence! 628 00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:57,957 Any more of this and I'll have the place cleared. 629 00:39:57,958 --> 00:39:58,792 Won't I? 630 00:39:58,793 --> 00:39:59,874 Yeah. 631 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,291 - How could you, father? 632 00:40:01,292 --> 00:40:04,082 That's the most unfair sentence you've ever given. 633 00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:06,916 We don't have to take advantage of beatland in that way. 634 00:40:06,917 --> 00:40:08,707 - Silence, Helen! 635 00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:11,916 Just remember this, that all is fair in love and war, 636 00:40:11,917 --> 00:40:14,957 and I intend to see that we win this contest this year 637 00:40:14,958 --> 00:40:15,958 at all costs. 638 00:40:15,959 --> 00:40:18,166 - But the usual sentence for spying 639 00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:20,249 is only seven days maximum. 640 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,582 - That's enough, young lady. 641 00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:24,499 I will not tolerate this behaviour any longer. 642 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:26,207 I'll deal with you later. 643 00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:27,707 Take him away. 644 00:40:27,708 --> 00:40:29,208 - Thanks very much for trying. 645 00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:33,207 Beatland will walk the contest anyway. 646 00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,707 - Silence! 647 00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:37,666 Any more out of you and I'll make it three months. 648 00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:39,916 Go on, get rid of him. (Chattering) 649 00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,333 Silence, silence! 650 00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:43,583 Any other business? 651 00:40:43,583 --> 00:40:44,542 - [Clerk] No, my lord. 652 00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:46,082 - — Eh? - No, my lord. 653 00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:47,875 - Oh, might as well pack it in then. 654 00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:53,207 - Silence in court, all rise for his lordship, 655 00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:55,708 chiefjustice, prime minister. 656 00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:09,542 (Drums beating) 657 00:41:17,917 --> 00:41:20,374 - The new prisoner, drum master. 658 00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:21,208 - [Drum master] What's that, what did you say? 659 00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:22,999 - Speak up! - The new prisoner, sir. 660 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,332 - Oh you've brought the new prisoner. 661 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:25,333 Good. 662 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,583 Let's have a look at him. 663 00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:34,875 Stand up straight! 664 00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:39,749 You can throw away those curlers for a start, my lad. 665 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:43,208 We'll soon have this one off in the morning. 666 00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:46,791 And get that muck off your face right away. 667 00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:48,457 No slovenliness allowed in my prison, do you hear? 668 00:41:48,458 --> 00:41:51,707 - Yes, sir. - Don't answer back. 669 00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:54,207 Right, here is your quota for the night, 670 00:41:54,208 --> 00:41:57,499 5,000 paradiddles, (Drums beating) 671 00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:00,125 3,000 cymbal clashes, 672 00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:03,041 and 4,000 base drum beats. 673 00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:04,124 Got it? 674 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,250 Right, get on with it. 675 00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:12,208 Prisoner and escort, about turn, quick march. 676 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:13,750 Left, right, left, right, left, 677 00:42:13,751 --> 00:42:16,458 step lively and close that door. 678 00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:20,041 I'll liven you up, you dosey man. 679 00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:21,375 Behave yourself. 680 00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:26,667 - Get on with it. 681 00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:33,707 - Hey, how long have you been in here, old timer? 682 00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:36,166 - Three years, and not so of the old timer, 683 00:42:36,167 --> 00:42:39,124 if you don't mind, I'm only 23. 684 00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:40,916 It's this place, it gets you, you know. 685 00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:42,291 - What did you do, murder somebody? 686 00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:44,541 - No, no, much worse than that. 687 00:42:44,542 --> 00:42:46,041 I was caught selling old Beatles 688 00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:47,457 and Presley discs to the kids. 689 00:42:47,458 --> 00:42:48,957 - Get a move on in there. 690 00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:50,916 It's not a tea party you're on. 691 00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:53,457 Right, double tempo from now on, 692 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:55,207 boom, boom, boom—ity, boom. 693 00:42:55,208 --> 00:42:58,208 (Upbeat drum music) 694 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:34,042 - [Drummers] Hey. 695 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,125 - Hey. 696 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:38,500 - Hey. 697 00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:40,917 - Hey. 698 00:47:07,542 --> 00:47:11,041 (Drumsticks clattering) 699 00:47:11,042 --> 00:47:13,207 - Look les, just how are we suppose 700 00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:16,082 to make the golden guitar contest without Steve? 701 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,249 - Well don't worry about it, Bob, we'll manage somehow. 702 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:20,166 Shall we see if we can manage the vocals by ourselves? 703 00:47:20,167 --> 00:47:23,874 - Okay, let's hit it, one, two, three, four. 704 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:28,875 ("Love is a funny thing" by Robert Hartford-Davis) 705 00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:35,916 J” everybody loves you j” 706 00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:38,291 j” I can see it by the way you walk j” 707 00:47:38,292 --> 00:47:41,957 j” everybody loves you j” 708 00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:45,416 j” I can hear it when you talk j” 709 00:47:45,417 --> 00:47:48,291 j” well everything will be all right j” 710 00:47:48,292 --> 00:47:51,541 j” if I could see you every night j” 711 00:47:51,542 --> 00:47:56,542 j” but I know you know love is a funny thing j” 712 00:47:56,792 --> 00:48:00,082 j” love is a funny thing j” 713 00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:02,999 j” I just can't understand it j” 714 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,082 j” love is a funny thing j” 715 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:10,874 j” it's never how you planned it j” 716 00:48:10,875 --> 00:48:13,999 j” everybody's talking j” 717 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,666 j” everywhere I go j” 718 00:48:15,667 --> 00:48:19,332 j” everybody tells me j” 719 00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:22,957 j” you know there's something you ought to know j” 720 00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:25,374 j” you've been running around j” 721 00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:28,832 j” you've been seen all over town j” 722 00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:33,833 j” but I know you know love is a funny thing j” 723 00:48:33,917 --> 00:48:37,166 j” love is a funny thing j” 724 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:40,249 j” I just can't understand it j” 725 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:43,291 j” love is a funny thing j” 726 00:48:43,292 --> 00:48:47,292 j” it's never how you planned it j” 727 00:49:04,917 --> 00:49:08,041 J” love is a funny thing j” 728 00:49:08,042 --> 00:49:11,207 j” I just can't understand it j” 729 00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:14,166 j” love is a funny thing j” 730 00:49:14,167 --> 00:49:18,957 j” it's never how you planned it j” 731 00:49:18,958 --> 00:49:21,457 j” every time I call you j” 732 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:23,541 j” and it takes you to the phone j” 733 00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:27,457 j” and even when I see you j” 734 00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:30,957 j” you know we never get a minute alone j” 735 00:49:30,958 --> 00:49:33,666 j” well everything will be all right j” 736 00:49:33,667 --> 00:49:37,124 j” if I could see you every night j” 737 00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:42,125 j” but I know you know love is a funny thing j” 738 00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:45,624 j” love is a funny thing j” 739 00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:48,624 j” I just can't understand it j” 740 00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:51,707 j” love is a funny thing j” 741 00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:56,291 j” it's never how you planned it j” 742 00:49:56,292 --> 00:49:59,582 j” love is a funny thing j” 743 00:49:59,583 --> 00:50:01,124 j” well don't you know it now j” 744 00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:02,666 j” love is a funny thing j” 745 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,291 j” I'm gonna tell you, yeah j” 746 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:11,416 j” love is a funny thing j” 747 00:50:11,417 --> 00:50:12,417 (drums beating) 748 00:50:12,418 --> 00:50:15,167 - [Helen] Uncle, uncle, ooh, ooh. 749 00:50:21,042 --> 00:50:22,541 - Hello, my dear. 750 00:50:22,542 --> 00:50:24,916 - Hello, uncle, I heard you were working late 751 00:50:24,917 --> 00:50:26,875 so I brought you some supper. 752 00:50:29,083 --> 00:50:30,832 I brought you some wine. 753 00:50:30,833 --> 00:50:32,874 - [Drum master] That is kind of you. 754 00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:34,125 - Here you are. 755 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:38,792 And some sandwiches and some fruit. 756 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,208 - You really shouldn't have bothered 757 00:50:41,209 --> 00:50:42,666 to come all the way out here. 758 00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:45,332 - Well I must admit, I did hope to have a look 759 00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:47,124 at my group's new drum kit. 760 00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:48,750 Is it ready for the contest yet? 761 00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:51,999 - So that's your game, my girl. 762 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,582 Well I haven't forgotten about it. 763 00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:54,624 (Yawns) 764 00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:56,582 As a matter of fact, I've got the new prisoner 765 00:50:56,583 --> 00:51:00,082 on overtime right now breaking it in. 766 00:51:00,083 --> 00:51:01,999 - Looks marvellous. 767 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,416 Do you think it'll be ready in time? 768 00:51:03,417 --> 00:51:05,624 - Oh yes, you don't have to worry about that. 769 00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:08,332 (Yawns) 770 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,582 These late nights don't do me any good. 771 00:51:10,583 --> 00:51:12,750 (Yawning) 772 00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:17,333 I could sleep for a week. 773 00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:21,124 - Good, it worked. 774 00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:22,042 (Keys jingling) 775 00:51:22,043 --> 00:51:24,207 That should keep you quiet for a bit. 776 00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:26,875 (Drums beating) 777 00:51:34,708 --> 00:51:36,457 (Keys jingling) 778 00:51:36,458 --> 00:51:37,292 - What's the matter? - Shh, I've come 779 00:51:37,293 --> 00:51:38,416 to get you out of here. 780 00:51:38,417 --> 00:51:39,499 - Quickly. - I don't understand. 781 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:42,874 - I'll explain it all later, come with me. 782 00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:45,875 (Crickets chirping) 783 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:48,167 Quickly, in here. 784 00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:53,083 We should be safe here for a while. 785 00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:58,291 I suppose I'd better introduce myself, 786 00:51:58,292 --> 00:52:01,291 my name's Helen, yours is Steve, isn't it? 787 00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:02,292 - Right first time. 788 00:52:02,293 --> 00:52:04,666 And thanks for getting me out of there. 789 00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:06,082 Why did you do it? 790 00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:07,332 - I feel partly responsible 791 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,374 as it was my father who sentenced you. 792 00:52:09,375 --> 00:52:10,250 - Your father? 793 00:52:10,251 --> 00:52:11,582 Boy, he's a toughy. 794 00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:12,916 - Oh he's not really so bad 795 00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:13,999 when you get to know him. 796 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,832 He's all worked up about the contest 797 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:17,874 and all the rivalry between the islands 798 00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:19,416 is getting on his nerves, too. 799 00:52:19,417 --> 00:52:20,250 - Well I'm with him there, 800 00:52:20,251 --> 00:52:21,749 all this quarrelling amongst ourselves, 801 00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:24,457 it's so unnecessary. (Alarm blaring) 802 00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,707 - Oh quickly, they must have found uncle. 803 00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:29,124 I put some sleeping powder in his wine. 804 00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:31,874 Now they'll start searching the whole island for you. 805 00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:33,957 We keep the boats in the trees over there, 806 00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,208 come with me, this way. 807 00:52:38,917 --> 00:52:39,750 - [Steve] Where do we go from here? 808 00:52:39,751 --> 00:52:41,124 - Well we can't go to beatland, 809 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:42,499 they'd arrest me on the spot. 810 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,916 I know, recording mountain. 811 00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:46,416 - We can't go there, no one is allowed 812 00:52:46,417 --> 00:52:48,166 into echo chamber until the day of the contest. 813 00:52:48,167 --> 00:52:49,957 - If we land on the far side of the mountain 814 00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:53,291 we can make our way to echo chamber without being seen. 815 00:52:53,292 --> 00:52:56,124 Besides, Mr. A&r is bound to be asleep by this time. 816 00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:58,082 - I suppose you're right, no one will think 817 00:52:58,083 --> 00:52:59,374 of looking for us there. 818 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:00,208 Come on, let's go. 819 00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:01,208 Oh. 820 00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:05,416 (Water sloshing) 821 00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:07,249 (Ominous music) 822 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:09,833 (Birds cawing) 823 00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:23,916 Isn't it scary, Steve? 824 00:53:23,917 --> 00:53:26,042 - Isn't the most cheerful place I've seen. 825 00:53:28,417 --> 00:53:29,624 Come on, sit down. 826 00:53:29,625 --> 00:53:33,375 Chances are Mr. A&r won't see us even if he's about. 827 00:53:34,958 --> 00:53:36,332 - Now what? 828 00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:38,207 - Well I suppose we stay here until the morning 829 00:53:38,208 --> 00:53:40,082 and decide what to do next. 830 00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:43,166 - But Mr. A&r will be sure to find us in the morning. 831 00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:45,750 - Well, we'll worry about that when the time comes. 832 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,624 You know we were talking about all this trouble 833 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:51,624 between the islands, there's no reason 834 00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:52,707 why you and I shouldn't get together 835 00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:54,207 and enjoy each other's music. 836 00:53:54,208 --> 00:53:56,249 - That would be great. 837 00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:58,666 In fact, I enjoyed quite a lot of the beatland music 838 00:53:58,667 --> 00:53:59,916 at the concert last year. 839 00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:01,749 Mind you, I daren't show it. 840 00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:03,499 - Well that goes for me, too. 841 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,749 Some of your numbers were great. 842 00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:07,999 There was one in particular, it was real gear. 843 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,666 Do you remember, it goes like this. 844 00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:13,916 J” Patience can be such a virtue j” 845 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:17,707 j” but in waiting I may hurt you j” 846 00:54:17,708 --> 00:54:22,708 j” so I better go ahead and say j” 847 00:54:25,542 --> 00:54:30,542 j” I just fell in love with you today j” 848 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,332 j” don't think it's too soon to tell you j” 849 00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:41,166 j” what good's telling once it fell through j” 850 00:54:41,167 --> 00:54:46,167 j” I can't wait until my head turns grey j” 851 00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:53,958 j” I just fell in love with you today j” 852 00:54:56,917 --> 00:55:01,917 j” I believe in one revealing what they're feeling inside j” 853 00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:07,457 j” doesn't matter if you're clever j” 854 00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:10,582 j” this you never can hide j” 855 00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:11,916 j” so I'll take the chance j” 856 00:55:11,917 --> 00:55:16,374 j” it won't annoy you or upset you j” 857 00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:20,624 j” but I feel that I must let you know j” 858 00:55:20,625 --> 00:55:25,625 j” that I have simply got to say j” 859 00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:32,000 j” I just fell in love with you today j” 860 00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:44,625 J” so I'd better go ahead and say j” 861 00:55:47,417 --> 00:55:51,833 j” I just fell in love with you today j” 862 00:56:03,292 --> 00:56:08,292 J” I can't wait until my head turns grey j” 863 00:56:10,833 --> 00:56:15,833 j” I just fell in love with you today j” 864 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:22,207 j” I believe in one revealing j” 865 00:56:22,208 --> 00:56:27,208 j” what they're feeling inside j” 866 00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:30,166 j” doesn't matter if you're clever j” 867 00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:33,249 j” this you can never hide j” 868 00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:34,582 j” so I'll take the chance j” 869 00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:38,999 j” it won't annoy you or upset you j” 870 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,332 j” but I feel that I must let you know j” 871 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:48,333 j” that I have simply got to say j” 872 00:56:50,417 --> 00:56:54,833 j” I just fell in love with you today j” 873 00:57:03,375 --> 00:57:05,291 - That was great, Steve. 874 00:57:05,292 --> 00:57:06,999 You really know how to handle a ballad. 875 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,749 - Thank you kindly, ma'am. 876 00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:09,750 - See if you like this. 877 00:57:09,751 --> 00:57:11,874 A one, two, three, four. 878 00:57:11,875 --> 00:57:16,582 ("Penny for your thoughts" by ai Saxon) 879 00:57:16,583 --> 00:57:19,207 J” I'll give a penny for your thoughts j” 880 00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:23,624 j” to find out exactly what is on your mind j” 881 00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:28,625 j” mm-hmm, maybe your are thinking of me j” 882 00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:33,874 j” I'll give a penny for your thoughts j” 883 00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:38,374 j” to know if I'm still the one that you love so j” 884 00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:43,375 j” mm-hmm, baby are you thinking of me j” 885 00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:50,457 j” you have such a handsome head, I'm stroking it j” 886 00:57:50,458 --> 00:57:55,207 j” many have tried, what I'd like to know instead is j” 887 00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:58,291 j” just what going on inside j” 888 00:57:58,292 --> 00:58:00,666 j” I'll give a penny for your thoughts j” 889 00:58:00,667 --> 00:58:05,166 j” to see if you really are in love with me j” 890 00:58:05,167 --> 00:58:10,167 j” mm-hmm, baby, what's the answer to be j” 891 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:15,167 j” are you thinking of me j” 892 00:58:46,667 --> 00:58:51,166 J” you have such a handsome head, I'm stroking it j” 893 00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:55,957 j” many have tried, what I'd like to know instead is j” 894 00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:59,082 j” just what's going on inside j” 895 00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:01,666 j” I'll give a penny for your thoughts j” 896 00:59:01,667 --> 00:59:06,166 j” to see if you really are in love with me j” 897 00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:11,167 j” mm-hmm, baby, what's the answer to be j” 898 00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:16,124 j” are you thinking of me j” 899 00:59:16,125 --> 00:59:19,166 j” what's the answer to be j” 900 00:59:19,167 --> 00:59:25,667 j” are you thinking of me j” 901 00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:32,041 - great, you're pretty good yourself. 902 00:59:32,042 --> 00:59:32,958 Do you wanna join my group? 903 00:59:32,959 --> 00:59:35,249 - Oh, thanks, now that we've formed 904 00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:36,874 a mutual admiration society, 905 00:59:36,875 --> 00:59:39,333 we better start making plans for tomorrow. 906 00:59:40,167 --> 00:59:42,750 (Yawns) Sorry, I'm so tired. 907 00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:46,292 (Groans) 908 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,667 - She didn't even say good night. 909 00:59:51,833 --> 00:59:52,917 - Good night. 910 00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:57,582 (Crickets chirping) 911 00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:58,583 - I don't know whether either of you're interested 912 00:59:58,583 --> 00:59:59,417 in getting on. 913 00:59:59,418 --> 01:00:00,916 (Laughing) 914 01:00:00,917 --> 01:00:02,332 If you're interested in getting in the cabinet, 915 01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:03,999 I know of a safe seat, it's not far away. 916 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,874 (Laughing) 917 01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:07,124 - Prime minister. 918 01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:08,166 Sir. 919 01:00:08,167 --> 01:00:09,416 Fred. 920 01:00:09,417 --> 01:00:11,041 - Fred. - How many times 921 01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:13,207 have I told you not to come in here 922 01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:14,624 while I'm chatting up the cabinet. 923 01:00:14,625 --> 01:00:16,666 - When I woke up, Helen was gone. 924 01:00:16,667 --> 01:00:18,249 - What are you talking about? 925 01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:20,332 - I'm sorry but I didn't have a chance. 926 01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:22,332 About six of them jumped me from behind, 927 01:00:22,333 --> 01:00:23,666 they smashed me on the cymbal, 928 01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:25,707 and knocked me peril from underneath me. 929 01:00:25,708 --> 01:00:27,874 I was knocked unconscious by the seven of them. 930 01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:30,082 - You just said Helen was there, what happened to her? 931 01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:30,958 - Oh I don't know. 932 01:00:30,959 --> 01:00:33,832 When I regained consciousness, both Helen 933 01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:36,666 and the prisoner and the eight others had gone. 934 01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:39,124 - Are you trying to tell me she's been kidnapped? 935 01:00:39,125 --> 01:00:41,832 - Yes, that's it, she's been kidnapped by all nine of them. 936 01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:43,374 - Take your filthy hands off. 937 01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:44,874 - We've covered the whole island, sir, 938 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,166 not a sign of them anywhere. 939 01:00:46,167 --> 01:00:47,332 One of the boats is missing, 940 01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:49,332 so it looks as if they'd escaped to beatland. 941 01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:50,707 - And taken my Helen with them. 942 01:00:50,708 --> 01:00:52,374 Well, they won't get away with it. 943 01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:54,832 I'll teach them a lesson they won't forget, 944 01:00:54,833 --> 01:00:56,291 this means war! 945 01:00:56,292 --> 01:00:57,292 - That's a bit strong, isn't it? 946 01:00:57,293 --> 01:01:00,707 - Well of course it's strong, oh blimey, right. 947 01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:02,666 Check the boats, alert the groups, 948 01:01:02,667 --> 01:01:03,957 make a fresh issue of guitars. 949 01:01:03,958 --> 01:01:06,041 We invade beatland at dawn. 950 01:01:06,042 --> 01:01:08,291 Off you go, come back here when you're ready. 951 01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:09,292 Hup. 952 01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:14,249 - [Drum master] Alert all patrols, sound the alarm. 953 01:01:14,250 --> 01:01:15,999 (Bugle music) 954 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,374 - What is it, Steve? 955 01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:20,666 - I don't know, I thought I heard a bugle call. 956 01:01:20,667 --> 01:01:21,874 (Musical tones chiming) 957 01:01:21,875 --> 01:01:23,916 - Good morning, I thought you'd never wake up. 958 01:01:23,917 --> 01:01:25,958 Come forward, I'd like to talk to you. 959 01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:30,749 - We didn't mean any harm, Mr. A&r. 960 01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:33,166 - We've run away and this was the only safe place to hide. 961 01:01:33,167 --> 01:01:34,791 - I know, I know. 962 01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:36,916 But don't be afraid, I was hoping you would come up here. 963 01:01:36,917 --> 01:01:39,833 Oh by the way, I'd like you to meet my friend, Wilco Roger. 964 01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:43,624 Now then, let's get dow to business. 965 01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:45,499 Wilco and I think we have the answer 966 01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:46,957 to all this feuding between the islands, 967 01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:49,207 but we'll need your help to make the plan work. 968 01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,125 - Well you can count on us. 969 01:01:50,126 --> 01:01:52,457 - Yes, we'll do anything we can to help. 970 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:54,249 - Good, good, I knew you'd see it that way. 971 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:56,041 Now then, this is what we've got to do. 972 01:01:56,042 --> 01:01:58,541 (Bugle music) 973 01:01:58,542 --> 01:01:59,542 - What's that? 974 01:01:59,543 --> 01:02:01,542 - Quickly, gaze into the golden disc. 975 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,832 - Well done. 976 01:02:04,833 --> 01:02:05,833 Hey. 977 01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:10,083 Whew. 978 01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:14,583 Button up. 979 01:02:18,042 --> 01:02:22,082 Well done. 980 01:02:22,083 --> 01:02:23,875 That's a dirty note, get it cleaned. 981 01:02:29,708 --> 01:02:30,708 Get it cut. 982 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:32,833 Right. 983 01:02:32,834 --> 01:02:36,000 (Choppy guitar music) 984 01:02:46,875 --> 01:02:48,374 (Bugle music) 985 01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:52,457 - Once more unto the beach, dear friends, once more. 986 01:02:52,458 --> 01:02:54,916 And let us teach them how to war. 987 01:02:54,917 --> 01:02:59,624 And you good musicians whose limbs were made in balladisle, 988 01:02:59,625 --> 01:03:02,791 show us here the mettle of your posture. 989 01:03:02,792 --> 01:03:05,374 Let us swear that you are of good breeding, 990 01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:07,666 which I doubt not, for there are none of you 991 01:03:07,667 --> 01:03:11,917 so mean and base that hath not noble lustre in the eyes. 992 01:03:12,792 --> 01:03:15,207 I see you like the guitar strings, 993 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:18,624 finely tuned, straining upon the note. 994 01:03:18,625 --> 01:03:20,374 (Cheering) 995 01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:22,082 The Baton is down. 996 01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:24,332 (Cheering) 997 01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:29,333 Follow your spirit and upon this charge cry, 998 01:03:29,458 --> 01:03:33,625 balladisle for songdom, Helen, and prime minister. 999 01:03:34,667 --> 01:03:37,749 (Cheering) 1000 01:03:37,750 --> 01:03:40,417 (Drums beating) 1001 01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:54,875 (Solemn instrumental music) 1002 01:04:46,542 --> 01:04:49,208 (Drums beating) 1003 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:16,500 (Dramatic music) 1004 01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:46,417 (Explosions blasting) 1005 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:12,957 - I can't stay here, I've got to go 1006 01:06:12,958 --> 01:06:13,792 and see if I can stop them. 1007 01:06:13,793 --> 01:06:15,957 - Yes, let's get down there right away. 1008 01:06:15,958 --> 01:06:17,999 - No, not you, you stay here with Mr. Wilco 1009 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,041 and a&r, you'll be safer. 1010 01:06:19,042 --> 01:06:21,457 - Nonsense, Steve, if you're going, I'm coming too. 1011 01:06:21,458 --> 01:06:23,499 - Steve, it'll take both of you to stop this, now hurry. 1012 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,957 Oh, what a mess it's all become. 1013 01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:29,749 - Yes, I shall have to go and buy a dictionary, 1014 01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:30,750 English into gonk. 1015 01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:34,749 (Whistling) (Explosion blasts) 1016 01:06:34,750 --> 01:06:37,333 (Lively music) 1017 01:07:03,667 --> 01:07:04,999 - Stop it. 1018 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:05,917 Stop it. 1019 01:07:05,918 --> 01:07:07,082 Stop this madness - Steve. 1020 01:07:07,083 --> 01:07:07,958 - Before it's too late. 1021 01:07:07,958 --> 01:07:08,833 Stop! 1022 01:07:08,834 --> 01:07:10,582 - Stop it! - You're spoiling everything. 1023 01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:11,957 - Helen, Helen, are you all right? 1024 01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:13,666 - Yes, nevermind me, do something 1025 01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:14,749 about stopping this battle. 1026 01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:15,625 - Stop it? 1027 01:07:15,626 --> 01:07:17,499 I want to show beatland they can't get away 1028 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,999 with what they did to you and your uncle. 1029 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,916 - They've done nothing, I drugged uncle's wine 1030 01:07:20,917 --> 01:07:22,749 and I helped Steve to escape. 1031 01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:24,000 - You did what? 1032 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,916 You mean to say this is all a mistake? 1033 01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:28,166 - Yes. 1034 01:07:28,167 --> 01:07:30,832 Now please stop this battle before it's too late. 1035 01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:32,207 - I'll have something to say to you 1036 01:07:32,208 --> 01:07:34,624 when I've straightened out this mess. 1037 01:07:34,625 --> 01:07:36,332 Now, go straight home and wait there 1038 01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:38,582 until I return, go on! 1039 01:07:38,583 --> 01:07:39,916 Goom (dramatic music) 1040 01:07:39,917 --> 01:07:43,042 Cease playing. 1041 01:07:44,833 --> 01:07:46,832 (Bugle music) Cease playing. 1042 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:49,000 (Banging) 1043 01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:57,582 - That's no excuse, how dare you assume 1044 01:07:57,583 --> 01:07:59,499 that we kidnapped your daughter? 1045 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:00,832 Now what do you propose to do 1046 01:08:00,833 --> 01:08:02,416 about my brother, Steve, and Helen? 1047 01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:03,749 - As for as I'm concerned, 1048 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,457 I intend to punish her severely. 1049 01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:08,291 She will not take part in the golden guitar contest 1050 01:08:08,292 --> 01:08:11,499 and I'll make it my business she will never see Steve again. 1051 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:13,416 - Right, that's okay with me, 1052 01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:15,332 and as far as Steve and I are concerned, 1053 01:08:15,333 --> 01:08:17,999 if we never see you or your daughter again, 1054 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,000 it'll be too soon. 1055 01:08:19,001 --> 01:08:20,749 - Right, well it's just as well we had the same, 1056 01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:24,832 I feel that you, we've, uh, ooh good, yuck. 1057 01:08:24,833 --> 01:08:27,417 (Solemn music) 1058 01:08:38,292 --> 01:08:43,292 ("Loving you" by Robert Richards and Mike Pratt) 1059 01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:57,458 J” is it a crime my loving you j” 1060 01:08:59,417 --> 01:09:04,417 j” spending my time in loving you j” 1061 01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:11,292 j” why should they keep us so far apart j” 1062 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:18,250 j” when we belong together j” 1063 01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:25,333 j” wish you were here, I miss you so j” 1064 01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:32,375 j” what is the good of wishing though j” 1065 01:09:34,417 --> 01:09:39,417 j” they'll try to stop us meeting again j” 1066 01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:46,375 j” they'll try in vain, 'cause I love you j” 1067 01:09:47,542 --> 01:09:52,542 j” is it wrong to do what I long to do j” 1068 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:59,500 j” spend the rest of my life just loving you j” 1069 01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:06,208 j” though they may pretend that our love will end j” 1070 01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:13,083 j” we both know that it will always be a true love j” 1071 01:10:15,917 --> 01:10:20,917 j” though I'm a sad and lonely one j” 1072 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:28,000 j” want you to know my only one j” 1073 01:10:30,083 --> 01:10:35,083 j” if I should never see you again j” 1074 01:10:37,292 --> 01:10:42,292 j” I'll spend the rest of my life loving you j” 1075 01:10:45,167 --> 01:10:47,583 j” loving you j” 1076 01:10:56,542 --> 01:10:59,292 (Water sloshing) 1077 01:11:00,417 --> 01:11:05,417 J” is it a crime my loving you j” 1078 01:11:07,792 --> 01:11:12,792 j” spending my time in loving you j” 1079 01:11:14,917 --> 01:11:19,917 j” why should they keep us so far apart j” 1080 01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:26,458 j” when we belong together j” 1081 01:11:29,125 --> 01:11:34,125 j” wish you were here, I miss you so j” 1082 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:41,667 j” what is the good of wishing though j” 1083 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:48,500 j” they'll try to stop us meeting again j” 1084 01:11:49,917 --> 01:11:54,917 j” they'll try in vain, 'cause I love you j” 1085 01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:01,000 j” is it wrong to do what I long to do j” 1086 01:12:03,042 --> 01:12:08,042 j” spend the rest of my life just loving you j” 1087 01:12:09,708 --> 01:12:14,708 j” though they may pretend that our love will end j” 1088 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:21,750 j” we both know that it will always be a true love j” 1089 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:30,542 j” though I'm a sad and lonely one j” 1090 01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:37,500 j” want you to know my only one j” 1091 01:12:39,417 --> 01:12:44,417 j” if I should never see you again j” 1092 01:12:45,917 --> 01:12:50,917 j” I'll spend the rest of my life loving you j” 1093 01:12:53,917 --> 01:12:57,457 j” loving you j” 1094 01:12:57,458 --> 01:13:02,458 j” is it wrong to do what I long to do j” 1095 01:13:04,458 --> 01:13:09,458 j” spend the rest of my life just loving you j” 1096 01:13:11,417 --> 01:13:16,417 j” though they may pretend that our love will end j” 1097 01:13:18,458 --> 01:13:23,458 j” we both know that it will always be a true love j” 1098 01:13:26,417 --> 01:13:31,417 j” though I'm a sad and lonely one j” 1099 01:13:33,417 --> 01:13:38,417 j” want you to know my only one j” 1100 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:45,333 j” if I should never see you again j” 1101 01:13:47,542 --> 01:13:52,542 j” I'll spend the rest of my life loving you j” 1102 01:13:55,583 --> 01:14:00,583 j” loving you j” 1103 01:14:02,917 --> 01:14:07,917 j” loving you j” 1104 01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:12,375 j” loving you j” 1105 01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:18,207 - things couldn't be worse, a&r. 1106 01:14:18,208 --> 01:14:20,666 Helen and Steve barred from the contest. 1107 01:14:20,667 --> 01:14:22,916 That put an end to our little scheme. 1108 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,541 - Oh, don't worry, Wilco, 1109 01:14:24,542 --> 01:14:26,582 things may not be as bad as they seem. 1110 01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:27,916 - Oh, but the great galaxion, 1111 01:14:27,917 --> 01:14:29,541 he'll know that I've failed by this time 1112 01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:31,542 and you know what that means to me. 1113 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,833 - Oh well, try to get some sleep, my boy. 1114 01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:37,541 I'm sorry I can't offer you a bed 1115 01:14:37,542 --> 01:14:39,416 but I've never had a guest before. 1116 01:14:39,417 --> 01:14:42,207 Oh well, good night, Wilco, 1117 01:14:42,208 --> 01:14:44,999 perhaps things will look better in the morning. 1118 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,957 - Good night, a&r, I hope you're right. 1119 01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:48,791 (Yawns) Oh yeah. 1120 01:14:48,792 --> 01:14:50,957 On I'll get myself a bed. 1121 01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:53,041 (Gong reverberating) 1122 01:14:53,042 --> 01:14:55,625 (Gentle music) 1123 01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:02,042 No wonder he's never had a guest. 1124 01:15:08,833 --> 01:15:11,417 (Upbeat music) 1125 01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:12,167 (Screaming) 1126 01:18:13,042 --> 01:18:15,625 (Gentle music) 1127 01:18:17,042 --> 01:18:18,416 I've got the answer. 1128 01:18:18,417 --> 01:18:20,082 I'll arrange a little surprise 1129 01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:23,457 with a&r at the golden guitar contest in the morning. 1130 01:18:23,458 --> 01:18:25,542 (Laughs) 1131 01:18:27,167 --> 01:18:29,499 (Groans) 1132 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:30,333 (Cheering) 1133 01:18:30,334 --> 01:18:34,417 ("The only one" by Mike leander) 1134 01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:40,707 J” my friend all say that one fine day j” 1135 01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:45,207 j” I'll be the only one j” 1136 01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:48,624 j” oh they can't see that you're for me j” 1137 01:18:48,625 --> 01:18:52,666 j” and I'm the only one j” 1138 01:18:52,667 --> 01:18:56,957 j” well it takes a lot of precious time j” 1139 01:18:56,958 --> 01:19:00,916 j” but one of these days you'll be all mine j” 1140 01:19:00,917 --> 01:19:04,374 j” so shop around although I'm bound j” 1141 01:19:04,375 --> 01:19:08,957 j” to be the only one j” 1142 01:19:08,958 --> 01:19:12,166 j” come what may you're gonna see j” 1143 01:19:12,167 --> 01:19:16,916 j” that I'm the only one j” 1144 01:19:16,917 --> 01:19:20,249 j” take your time, make up your mind j” 1145 01:19:20,250 --> 01:19:24,207 j” that I'm the only one j” 1146 01:19:24,208 --> 01:19:28,582 j” there's a lot of things that I wanna say j” 1147 01:19:28,583 --> 01:19:30,457 j” but they'll just have to wait j” 1148 01:19:30,458 --> 01:19:34,416 j” until the day you send for me j” 1149 01:19:34,417 --> 01:19:37,791 j” and you agree that I'm the only one j” 1150 01:19:37,792 --> 01:19:40,207 j” that I'm the only one j” 1151 01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:44,082 j” I just want a minute of your time j” 1152 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:47,874 j” I know you're very busy but I don't mind j” 1153 01:19:47,875 --> 01:19:51,749 j” we gotta be grown up so don't be blind j” 1154 01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:55,624 j” you know the only love you is all mine j” 1155 01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:58,999 j” so take my hand, it's all been planned j” 1156 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:03,291 j” that I'm the only one j” 1157 01:20:03,292 --> 01:20:06,791 j” and if I'm wrong and we don't belong j” 1158 01:20:06,792 --> 01:20:11,207 j” I'll be the only one j” 1159 01:20:11,208 --> 01:20:14,874 j” the only one there is be to blame j” 1160 01:20:14,875 --> 01:20:18,916 j” but let's take a chance baby, it's all the same j” 1161 01:20:18,917 --> 01:20:22,207 j” so shut your eyes to your surprise j” 1162 01:20:22,208 --> 01:20:27,333 j” I'll be the only one j” 1163 01:20:31,917 --> 01:20:36,917 (cheering and jeering) (Applauding) 1164 01:20:41,042 --> 01:20:43,499 - Will the next group take the stage please. 1165 01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:45,624 - And the next group to represent beatland, 1166 01:20:45,625 --> 01:20:48,707 Mr. A&r, will be the Nashville teens. 1167 01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:51,457 And they're going to play poor boy. 1168 01:20:51,458 --> 01:20:53,457 - About time for me to leave now, isn't it? 1169 01:20:53,458 --> 01:20:55,207 - Yes, you'll be able to slip away 1170 01:20:55,208 --> 01:20:56,749 before this group starts playing. 1171 01:20:56,750 --> 01:21:00,500 ("Poor boy" by Mike leander) 1172 01:21:04,625 --> 01:21:05,957 J” poor boy fell in love j” 1173 01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:10,958 j” when he saw the lady drop her glove j” 1174 01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,916 j” poor boy gave it back j” 1175 01:21:13,917 --> 01:21:18,917 j” her lips were red and her eyes were black j” 1176 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,624 j” poor boy all alone j” 1177 01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:25,666 j” took her hand and he walked her home j” 1178 01:21:25,667 --> 01:21:29,291 j” walked her home the longest way j” 1179 01:21:29,292 --> 01:21:34,292 j” and made a date by the very next day j” 1180 01:21:35,417 --> 01:21:37,124 j” poor boy took her out j” 1181 01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:40,999 j” took her out and he walked about j” 1182 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:44,499 j” walked about and on his knee j” 1183 01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:49,500 j” he said to her will you marry me j” 1184 01:21:50,958 --> 01:21:54,624 j” poor boy didn't know one thing j” 1185 01:21:54,625 --> 01:21:58,707 j” on her finger was a golden ring j” 1186 01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:02,041 j” poor boy couldn't sleep j” 1187 01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:06,082 j” he couldn't drink and he couldn't eat j” 1188 01:22:06,083 --> 01:22:09,999 j” he couldn't drink one little drop j” 1189 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:13,999 j” waiting for the thing to stop j” 1190 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:17,666 j” poor boy what a shame j” 1191 01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:21,666 j” he never fell in love again j” 1192 01:22:21,667 --> 01:22:23,582 j” that's the way it had to be j” 1193 01:22:23,583 --> 01:22:28,000 j” I should know, that poor boy is me j” 1194 01:22:50,708 --> 01:22:52,332 J” poor boy didn't know one thing j” 1195 01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:56,457 j” on her finger was a golden ring j” 1196 01:22:56,458 --> 01:22:57,957 j” poor boy couldn't sleep j” 1197 01:22:57,958 --> 01:23:02,082 j” he couldn't drink and he couldn't eat j” 1198 01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:05,832 j” he couldn't drink one little drop j” 1199 01:23:05,833 --> 01:23:09,874 j” waiting for the thing to stop j” 1200 01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:11,582 j” poor boy what a shame j” 1201 01:23:11,583 --> 01:23:15,499 j” he never fell in love again j” 1202 01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,457 j” that's the way it had to be j” 1203 01:23:17,458 --> 01:23:20,832 j” I should know, that poor boy was me j” 1204 01:23:20,833 --> 01:23:25,500 (cheering) (Applauding) 1205 01:23:27,167 --> 01:23:29,582 - If you are watching, oh great galaxian, 1206 01:23:29,583 --> 01:23:31,375 this is an emergency. 1207 01:23:34,083 --> 01:23:35,249 (Gong reverberating) 1208 01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:36,541 What kept you? 1209 01:23:36,542 --> 01:23:37,375 - How did I get here? 1210 01:23:37,375 --> 01:23:38,250 I was just standing... 1211 01:23:38,251 --> 01:23:40,250 - Oh nevermind that now, we've got work to do. 1212 01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:43,957 There is no time for that old—fashioned nonsense. 1213 01:23:43,958 --> 01:23:44,958 Come on. 1214 01:23:45,667 --> 01:23:48,917 (Cheering and jeering) 1215 01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:56,291 - [A&r] Are there any more contestants? 1216 01:23:56,292 --> 01:23:58,582 - No, Mr. A&r, that was our final entry. 1217 01:23:58,583 --> 01:24:01,791 - We have completed our programme too, Mr. A&r, 1218 01:24:01,792 --> 01:24:02,874 actually I would like you to of heard a group 1219 01:24:02,875 --> 01:24:04,957 I auditioned up north last week. 1220 01:24:04,958 --> 01:24:07,249 Joe soap and his larvers, they're just around the back. 1221 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:08,499 - [A&r] Thank you, Mr. Prime minister. 1222 01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:09,333 - They've really got the bubble, 1223 01:24:09,334 --> 01:24:10,541 they're really with it. 1224 01:24:10,542 --> 01:24:14,041 - I could fetch 'em. - Yes, thank you, thank you. 1225 01:24:14,042 --> 01:24:16,874 I would like to take an unusual step this year. 1226 01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:18,624 As the result is again a draw, 1227 01:24:18,625 --> 01:24:21,749 I propose to submit my own entry to the contest, 1228 01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:23,124 and you shall be the judges. 1229 01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,457 - It's completely unethical. 1230 01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:29,041 - If I may say so, Mr. A&r, this is a trifle irregular. 1231 01:24:29,042 --> 01:24:31,291 You're chancing your army a bit ere, aren't you? 1232 01:24:31,292 --> 01:24:32,125 - [A&r] Silence! 1233 01:24:32,126 --> 01:24:33,916 - Well, it tis known that we find the groups 1234 01:24:33,917 --> 01:24:35,249 and you donate the accolades, isn't it? 1235 01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:36,374 - Silence! 1236 01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:38,791 If I have any further outbreaks of this nature, 1237 01:24:38,792 --> 01:24:41,666 you will both leave the echo chamber! 1238 01:24:41,667 --> 01:24:43,666 (Clears throat) 1239 01:24:43,667 --> 01:24:47,457 And now, I would like to present my entry 1240 01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:51,374 for the golden guitar contest, the beats ballad. 1241 01:24:51,375 --> 01:24:52,292 (Crowd yelling) 1242 01:24:52,293 --> 01:24:54,749 Helen and Steve will take the stage, 1243 01:24:54,750 --> 01:24:56,249 I will introduce my contest entry. 1244 01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:59,667 (Whistling and cheering) 1245 01:25:05,875 --> 01:25:07,957 - But what do we play? 1246 01:25:07,958 --> 01:25:08,958 - You play this. 1247 01:25:10,708 --> 01:25:11,874 (Gong reverberating) 1248 01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:16,875 ("Takes two to make love" by lain Gregory and Barbara brown) 1249 01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:24,708 J” take a boy and a girl, they have each other j” 1250 01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:29,666 j” just can't recover, that's how it goes j” 1251 01:25:29,667 --> 01:25:33,999 j” boy dates the girl, think they're in clover j” 1252 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:37,707 j” bad times are over, but everyone knows j” 1253 01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:42,708 j” takes two, takes two to make love j” 1254 01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:49,374 j” then they have their first row j” 1255 01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:51,707 j” looks like they'll break up j” 1256 01:25:51,708 --> 01:25:55,957 j” could be they'll make up, that's how it goes j” 1257 01:25:55,958 --> 01:26:00,457 j” soon they get wise, love ain't all roses j” 1258 01:26:00,458 --> 01:26:04,207 j” like some supposes, for everyone knows j” 1259 01:26:04,208 --> 01:26:09,208 j” takes two, takes two to make love j” 1260 01:26:13,125 --> 01:26:18,082 j” how love may surprise, open their eyes j” 1261 01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:22,624 j” but it's that old run around j” 1262 01:26:22,625 --> 01:26:27,082 j” each happy pair think that they share j” 1263 01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:30,207 j” secrets no others have found j” 1264 01:26:30,208 --> 01:26:35,208 j” so the boy takes the girl, they have each other j” 1265 01:26:35,792 --> 01:26:40,207 j” she has a mother, that's how it goes j” 1266 01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:44,457 j” he plays it smart, tells her we're grown up j” 1267 01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:48,416 j” it's time to own up 'cause everyone knows j” 1268 01:26:48,417 --> 01:26:53,417 j” take two, just two, you, me, we two j” 1269 01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:58,625 j” takes only two to make love j” 1270 01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:11,166 J” take a boy and a girl, they find each other j” 1271 01:27:11,167 --> 01:27:14,624 j” just can't recover, but that's how it goes j” 1272 01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:18,457 j” a boy dates 3 girl, think they're in clover j” 1273 01:27:18,458 --> 01:27:21,666 j” bad times are over, but everyone knows j” 1274 01:27:21,667 --> 01:27:24,416 j” takes two, takes two, takes two j” 1275 01:27:24,417 --> 01:27:28,749 j” takes two to make love j” 1276 01:27:28,750 --> 01:27:30,999 j” then they have their first row j” 1277 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,957 j” looks like they'll break up j” 1278 01:27:32,958 --> 01:27:36,457 j” could be they'll make up, that's how it goes j” 1279 01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:40,124 j” soon they get wise, love ain't all roses j” 1280 01:27:40,125 --> 01:27:43,332 j” like some supposes, for everyone knows j” 1281 01:27:43,333 --> 01:27:46,082 j” takes two, takes two, takes two j” 1282 01:27:46,083 --> 01:27:50,457 j” takes two to make love j” 1283 01:27:50,458 --> 01:27:54,416 j” how love may surprise, open their eyes j” 1284 01:27:54,417 --> 01:27:57,957 j” but it's that old run around j” 1285 01:27:57,958 --> 01:28:01,749 j” each happy pair think that they share j” 1286 01:28:01,750 --> 01:28:04,499 j” secrets no others have found j” 1287 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:08,791 j” so the boy takes the girl, they have each other j” 1288 01:28:08,792 --> 01:28:12,624 j” she has a mother, that's how it goes j” 1289 01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:16,124 j” he plays it smart, tells her we're grown up j” 1290 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:19,374 j” it's time to own up 'cause everyone knows j” 1291 01:28:19,375 --> 01:28:21,166 j” takes two, yeah j” 1292 01:28:21,167 --> 01:28:24,707 j” takes two, you, me, we two j” 1293 01:28:24,708 --> 01:28:28,542 j” takes only two to make love j” 1294 01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:39,374 (Cheering) (Applauding) 1295 01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:41,208 - A hit, a hit, a hit! 1296 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:43,875 - Silence. 1297 01:28:43,875 --> 01:28:44,875 - Silence! 1298 01:28:45,708 --> 01:28:48,416 - Will both prime ministers step fonnard, please. 1299 01:28:48,417 --> 01:28:50,499 I hereby declare that the two islands 1300 01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:51,791 are from this day united, 1301 01:28:51,792 --> 01:28:55,457 and that they be known as musiciand, 1302 01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:57,916 and all forms of music will be welcome 1303 01:28:57,917 --> 01:29:00,374 without prejudice or restriction. 1304 01:29:00,375 --> 01:29:01,999 All right, everybody dance. 1305 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,000 (Cheering) 1306 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:03,833 Play the music. 1307 01:29:03,834 --> 01:29:07,250 ("Takes two to make love") 1308 01:29:30,750 --> 01:29:33,874 (Musical tones reverberating) 1309 01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:36,332 - Well, time for me to blast off, I'm afraid. 1310 01:29:36,333 --> 01:29:38,582 Ah. 1311 01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:41,249 - And thank you, Mr. A&r, for saving me 1312 01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,916 from a fate worse than, well, you know what. 1313 01:29:43,917 --> 01:29:45,749 - Delighted to help, my boy, 1314 01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:47,874 and I'm only sorry you can't stay around a while. 1315 01:29:47,875 --> 01:29:50,874 - Yes, I'd like to stay here, too, but duty calls. 1316 01:29:50,875 --> 01:29:52,332 (Laughs) 1317 01:29:52,333 --> 01:29:53,666 But I'll be back. 1318 01:29:53,667 --> 01:29:54,625 - Where are you off to? 1319 01:29:54,626 --> 01:29:55,957 Jupiter, Venus? 1320 01:29:55,958 --> 01:29:58,166 - No, no, I think I'll go to Mars. 1321 01:29:58,167 --> 01:29:59,707 - Really? 1322 01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:02,041 - Well I haven't seen the old lady for some time. 1323 01:30:02,042 --> 01:30:04,292 (Laughing) 1324 01:30:05,708 --> 01:30:07,624 Oh by the way, give my best to Helen and Steve, 1325 01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:08,458 when they get back to earth, will you? 1326 01:30:08,459 --> 01:30:09,916 - I will. - Thank you. 1327 01:30:09,917 --> 01:30:11,374 (Laughs) 1328 01:30:11,375 --> 01:30:15,666 Well, goodbye Mr. A&r, I hope we meet again. 1329 01:30:15,667 --> 01:30:17,792 - Goodbye, my boy, and give my love to na. 1330 01:30:19,042 --> 01:30:24,042 Oh. (Laughing) 1331 01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:27,166 (Gong reverberating) 1332 01:30:27,167 --> 01:30:28,125 ("Takes two to make love") 1333 01:30:28,126 --> 01:30:29,750 - What a groovy lad he is. 1334 01:30:34,917 --> 01:30:37,917 Oh, I forgot to present the prizes. 93095

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