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(Gentle instrumental music)
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(Triumphant instrumental music)
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(Cymbals chiming)
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(Musical tones vibrating)
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(Clopping)
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("Chocolate ice“ by Mike leander)
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J“ hey, hey, hey, hey j"
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j“ chocolate ice is very nice j"
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j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j"
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j“ chocolate ice is very nice j"
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j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j"
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j“ ah chocolate ice is very nice j“
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j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j"
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j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j"
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j“ peaches and cream
you know what I mean j”
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j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j"
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j“ peaches and cream
you know what I mean j”
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j“ hey, hey, hey, hey j"
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j” peaches and cream
you know what I mean j”
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j” ah hey, hey, hey, hey j”
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j” hey, hey, hey, hey j”
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j” strawberry pie, oh me, oh my j”
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j” hey, hey, hey, hey j”
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j” strawberry pie, oh me, oh my j”
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j” hey, hey, hey, hey j”
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j” ah chocolate pie, oh me, oh my j”
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j” hey, hey, hey, hey j”
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j” hey, hey, hey, hey j”
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j” peppermint twist, oh
well it goes like this j”
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j” hey, hey, hey, hey j”
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j” the peppermint twist, oh
well it goes like this j”
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j” hey, hey, hey, hey j”
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j” the peppermint twist,
well it goes like this j”
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j” strawberry pie, oh me, oh my j”
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j” peaches and cream
you know what I mean j”
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j” chocolate ice is so very nice j”
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j” hey, hey, hey, hey j”
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(Dramatic music)
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(Tones reverberating)
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- Planetarians and metorianes,
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I have summoned this special
meeting of space congress
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because once again we are having trouble
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on planet earth.
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- Earth, which planet
is that, oh great one?
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- For the benefit of those who
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are not familiar with this sector,
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planet earth has its orbit
cycle in outer galaxy four.
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The earthlings on two islands,
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beatland and baladisle
are again in conflict.
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It is essential that we resolve
this dispute immediately,
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othennise it could lead to a
further intergalactic upheaval.
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- [Both] Yalda, yalda.
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- Yalda.
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- It is agreed then, that we delegate
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a metorian ambassador to visit earth
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and resolve this conflict?
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- [Both] Dagreeably, dagreebly, dagreebly.
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- [Galaxian] Thank you,
planetarians and metorians,
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I knew you would share my views.
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I have instructed the space
committee of the milky way
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who are even now preparing a list
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of all the inter-planetary ambassadors.
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- [Woman] The ambassador
from southern space.
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- On great galaxian, it's my sad duty
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to report that the only
metorian ambassador
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not at present on space leave
or project is Wilco Roger.
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- Wilco Roger?
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Oh no!
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He is the only one, are you sure?
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- Yes sir, oh great
one, he's the only one.
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- Oh no, it must be a mistake.
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Run a double check immediately.
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- We've already trebled-checked.
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Why shucks, oh g-o,
when Wilco Roger's name
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came out of the personnel computer,
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we had the robots
double-check the machines.
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- [Galaxian] You did?
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We did.
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Why we even double—checked the robots.
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- You did?
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I mean you did?
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(Sighs)
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Well, let me see his record card.
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(Computer tones reverberating)
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What a disastrous record.
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Reprimanded for keeping
goldfish in his space helmet.
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Reduced to the ranks for
running pleasure flights
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for children in his duty spaceship.
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Disgraceful.
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- And there was the occasion
when he fell in love
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with the three-headed
vonusian beauty queen.
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- Yes, we”, we won't go
into that particular case
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at the moment.
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| have never come across a worse record.
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How, how can we send a man like this
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on such an important mission?
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- It is true, oh great galaxian
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that Wilco Roger has caused us
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more than his fair share of trouble,
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but as the situation is desperate,
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should we not give him one more change?
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- Hmm, well, it's against my
betterjudgement, mind you,
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but one last chance then, agreed?
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- [Both] Dagreebly.
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- Dagreebly.
- But,
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let it be understood
that failure this time
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means exile, exile on planet gonk.
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(Gasps)
(Computer tones reverberating)
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- [Galaxian] Metorian
ambassador Wilco Roger to report
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to central space headquarters,
immediately, immediately.
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(Gong reverberating)
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- You sent for me, oh great galaxian?
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- Wilco Roger, you have fallen far
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below the universal standards required
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for metorian ambassadors.
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You have stumbled and bungled your way
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through every assignment
on all previous projects
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allocated to you.
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- But, but, but...
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- But?
- But...
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- [Galaxian] But, I have decided
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to give you one final
chance to redeem yourself.
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(Whimpering)
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- I promise that I will
not fail you this time,
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- oh great one.
- Don't interrupt.
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- But you are a great one.
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- Don't interrupt.
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You will proceed to planet earth
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to settle a dispute which has arisen
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between the communities of
beatland and balladisle.
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- Oh no, not that.
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Not down there amongst all those madmen.
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- Oh Wilco, it's earth or planet gonk.
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(Unsettling music)
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- Oh no, sir, not planet gonk.
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I always said those earthlings
were very nice people.
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A wonderfully cultured race, too.
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It's a great, great honour, sir.
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I'm proud to be entrusted
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with such an important
mission, oh great one.
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Well, I'd better be off then.
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- Wilco, your instructions.
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- I am sorry, oh great one.
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- It is your duty to see
that these two communities
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are brought rapidly to
an amicable agreement.
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It is imperative that they
live in complete Harmony.
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- Yes, I understand.
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- I hope so, Wilco, for your sake.
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I must also warn you that
you are not at Liberty
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to use the super-extra-planetary powers
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entrusted to our people.
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- No miracles, oh great one?
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- Wilco, remember this
is your last chance.
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Your powers are forbidden you,
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except in the gravest emergency
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such as to conceal you identity.
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The inhabitants of these two islands
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must reach agreement naturally,
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completely of their own free will.
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Those instructions must
be rigidly adhered to
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or there will be dire consequences.
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Now Wilco, blast off!
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(Tones reverberating)
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(Blasting)
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(Birds chirping)
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- Oh, beatland, good.
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Oh. (Chuckles)
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(Exhales)
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Earth instructions.
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Good.
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On arrival in beatland
(Waves crashing)
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Exchange space clothing for earth gear.
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Oh good, that's more like it.
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(Groans)
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(Blasts)
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(Upbeat music)
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- Ooh, well what a strange garb.
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Earth gear (laughs)
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Well, I never.
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I feel a right pixie in this.
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(Laughs)
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Cool.
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- Now, if you will turn to page 24
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in your beat books,
we'll try a run-through.
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Ready?
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One, two, one, two, three, four.
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("Harmonica" by Marty wilde)
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J” well I was standing on the
corner waiting to go home j”
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j” when I heard this sound
that made me wanna roam j”
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j” well it was coming from a
dance hall across the street j”
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j” it was kind of stomping
with an r and b beat j”
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j”itwentaj”
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harmonica.
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J” oh well I walked across
and I stepped inside j”
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j” there was a whole load of places j”
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j” where a fellow could hide j”
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j” but a dim light shining
on a wooden bandstand j”
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j” harmonica was playing
with an r and b band j”
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j” oh yeah j”
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J” well I was standing on the
corner waiting to go home j”
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j” when I heard this sound
that made me wanna go j”
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j” well it was coming from a
dance hall across the street j”
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j” it was kind of stomping
with a r and b beat j”
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j” it was a tenor j”
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j'ohj'
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J” oh well I walked across
and I stepped inside j”
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j” there was whole load of places
where a fellow could hide j”
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j” from a dim light shining
on a wooden bandstand j”
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j” harmonica was playing
with a r and b band j”
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j'ohj'
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(Cheering) (Applauding)
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- Quiet, quiet!
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All right, all right.
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Now, let's tear it up.
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You're just not with it yet.
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Now, what's the matter with you?
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- Who me, sir?
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- How many times have I told you,
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turn up your amplifier?
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Next time I want to hear
those big, big sounds
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that bring the coconuts down.
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Really blast it and let
those balladisle squares
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across the water hear it.
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Dig?
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- Dig, sir, dig.
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It's the same with you, ginger,
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you're not playing in a chamber quartet.
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This is beat.
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(Drum reverberating)
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Don't worry about splitting your skins,
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they can be replaced.
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And so can you.
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And as for you, Beau brummel bond.
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- Who me, sir?
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- Yes, you.
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Your diction's nearly
as sharp as your cloths.
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I distinctly understood three
words in the second chorus.
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How many times have I told you,
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mumble man, mumble, mumble.
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Why don't you pull those shades down
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around your mouth and see if that helps.
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Now.
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Hey you.
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You boy, there.
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Why aren't you at band practise?
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- Me, you mean me?
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- Of course I mean you.
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I'm not in the habit of
talking to palm trees.
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- (Groans) I'm sorry.
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I was just going.
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(Laughs)
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I can't stop now.
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(Gong reverberating)
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- Did he say going?
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No, that's what I call gone.
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Real gone.
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(Waves crashing)
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(Gong reverberating)
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(Groans) (Gentle music)
260
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,083
- Ooh, that was close.
261
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,583
Now where am I?
262
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:03,207
Balladisle. (Chuckles)
263
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:08,042
Oh yes, it's much more
restful here than beatland.
264
00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:13,375
Ooh, I better go and see what's happening.
265
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:24,458
- A beatlander.
266
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:25,292
(Yells)
267
00:15:25,293 --> 00:15:27,457
Come on, fellows, grab him.
268
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,207
Quick over here, there he goes, come on.
269
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:30,208
Come on quickly, come on.
270
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,291
Quick over here.
271
00:15:33,292 --> 00:15:34,457
Quick there he goes.
272
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,291
Over here, quick fellas.
273
00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:37,708
Over this way, come on.
274
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,917
Quickly, there he goes.
275
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,583
- [Man] Where'd he go?
276
00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:45,832
- Now I don't see him.
- (Men yelling)
277
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,582
(Panflng)
278
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:49,500
- Restful indeed.
279
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:50,999
(Whimpering)
280
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,500
I'd betterjettison this gear.
281
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:57,208
Please change the clobber.
282
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,417
(Gong reverberating)
283
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,208
Ooh yes.
284
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,500
Oh yes, this is much more in keeping.
285
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:10,916
(Clears throat) (Waves crashing)
286
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:15,917
("Broken pieces" by Robert
Hartford-Davis & William leyland)
287
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:22,167
J” you ask me to set you free j”
288
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:28,833
j” then you said goodbye to me j”
289
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:35,708
j” my heart was hurt
all through, oh yeah j”
290
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:42,667
j” because I still love you j”
291
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:49,333
j” I picked up the pieces at once j”
292
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:56,500
j” I thought I might find a new chance j”
293
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:03,167
j” so many girls pass me by j”
294
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:08,375
j” oh yeah, I gave them away like a toy j”
295
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:17,000
j” now you'll find those broken pieces j”
296
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:24,458
j” spread all over the town j”
297
00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:31,042
j” those hurting, hurting pieces j”
298
00:17:33,292 --> 00:17:38,292
j” belong to more than just one j”
299
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:45,083
j” now you'll find those broken pieces j”
300
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:52,208
j” spread all over town j”
301
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:58,542
j” those hurting pieces
of a broken heart j”
302
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:05,833
j” belong to more than one j”
303
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:12,875
j” now you want me back again j”
304
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:19,833
j” but darling it can't be the same j”
305
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:26,417
j” I threw my heart away, oh yeah j”
306
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:33,750
j” a new start with you would be a lie j”
307
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:40,833
j” now you'll find those broken pieces j”
308
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:48,167
j” spread all over town j”
309
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:54,542
j” those hurting pieces
of a broken heart j”
310
00:18:56,958 --> 00:19:00,458
j” belong to more than one j”
311
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:12,166
- Oh yes, yes, now that
was much better, wasn't it?
312
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:14,791
In fact, just wonderful.
313
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:15,958
Oh, but Lance.
314
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:20,249
That was perhaps just a little
too heavy on the keyboard.
315
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,708
You will watch that next time, won't you?
316
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:27,666
You know, you really must
get a haircut, Derek.
317
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,541
You're beginning to look
like someone from beatland.
318
00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:31,624
If it gets much longer,
319
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,499
people will be mistaking
you for brigitte bardot.
320
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,333
- Yes ma'am.
321
00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:36,499
- Oh well, no.
322
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:40,166
Perhaps you've a bit to go
yet before that happens.
323
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:42,499
Now we mustn't forget the lilt, elain.
324
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:46,082
It's oh yeah, oh yeah,
325
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:49,582
a sweetly and gently, sweetly and gently.
326
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:54,583
(Waves crashing)
(Seagulls cawing)
327
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:58,832
Well now, that seems to be all for today.
328
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,625
Pack your instruments and
don't forget your homework.
329
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,333
Off you go.
330
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,666
- Hmm, where do we go from here?
331
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:12,667
- Hey, Alan.
332
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:14,707
You know it's less than a week now
333
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:16,208
to the golden guitar contest?
334
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,416
- Hey, how about sneaking
over to recording mountain
335
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:21,749
and finding out what sounds Mr. A&r
336
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:22,750
is looking for this year?
337
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:23,583
What?
338
00:20:23,584 --> 00:20:25,124
Man, you wouldn't catch me
anywhere near that place
339
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,332
without an invitation,
not even if you got me
340
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,333
in the top 10.
341
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:31,082
- Yeah, I suppose you're right.
342
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,666
Anyway, old a&r is bound to spot us
343
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,207
as soon as we set foot in echo chamber
344
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:37,082
and that means no
contest for us this year.
345
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,499
- This might be a lead.
346
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,582
Yes, oh I'll just pop over
and see this a&r chap,
347
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,624
he might solve my problems. (Chuckles)
348
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,999
All right, Wilco, here we go.
349
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,458
Blast off. (Gong reverberating)
350
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,375
(Erratic music)
351
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,916
(Gentle music)
352
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:08,917
- [A&r] Who dares to enter
the echo chamber of a&r?
353
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,167
- Name of Wilco Roger, sir.
354
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,957
I've come to ask your help.
355
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:17,791
- [A&r] In that case,
welcome my boy, welcome.
356
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:20,041
Well don't just stand there, come forward
357
00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:21,500
and let's have a look at you.
358
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,708
Up here, my lad, up here.
359
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,582
That will do.
360
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:30,249
- Are you Mr. A&r?
361
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,207
- [A&r] I am indeed he.
362
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,666
- You must excuse me for asking
363
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,749
but I am a stranger here, you see.
364
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,582
It's a very unusual name you have,
365
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,499
has it any special significance?
366
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,707
- [A&r] Well it so happens
that I am the sole survivor
367
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:46,999
of a race of people
who used to be employed
368
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,166
throughout the world by businesses
369
00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:51,499
known as recording companies.
370
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:55,582
We were officially called
artist and repertoire managers,
371
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,250
or a&r men for short.
372
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,749
Alas, most of the traditions associated
373
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:04,041
with that profession
have long since died out
374
00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:05,457
but I still keep my hand in
375
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,499
by writing the odd b side
of a record, you know.
376
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,457
- Oh, I see, how very
interesting. (Chuckles)
377
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:12,707
- [A&r] Yes quite.
378
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,499
Now then, what can I do for you?
379
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,707
- Well, I've been sent here
380
00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:20,249
by the space congress of the universe
381
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:24,457
to settle this dispute between
the balladisle and beatland.
382
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,750
It seems that they cannot,
383
00:22:27,292 --> 00:22:30,707
musically, live together
and I was wondering
384
00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:34,249
if you could possibly put me
into the picture as to causes.
385
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:37,207
- [A&r] Ah, I thought I hadn't
seen you around here before.
386
00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:41,624
- It's quite possible, I
haven't been here before.
387
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:44,166
- [A&r] Well basically,
the argument arises
388
00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:46,207
because as you say, they both prefer
389
00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,999
different types of music.
390
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,791
On beatland it's all wild
and swinging beat stuff,
391
00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:55,041
while balladisle prefers
the softer, swaying music.
392
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:57,541
- Hmm, well it all seems
simple enough to me.
393
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,916
(Laughs)
394
00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:01,707
- [A&r] That's true, what did
you say your name was again?
395
00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:06,416
- Uh, Wilco, sir, Wilco Roger.
396
00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:08,374
- [A&r] That's an unusual name, Wilco.
397
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:09,874
I used to know a fellow named Roger once,
398
00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,541
he was a very strange sort of chap.
399
00:23:11,542 --> 00:23:12,542
- Excuse me, sir,
400
00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:19,499
if you would just tell me about
the dispute on the islands.
401
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:24,082
- Ah yes, gaze into the golden disc
402
00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:26,208
and I will show you the scene on beatland.
403
00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,791
Just listen to the soft wind
blowing through the trees,
404
00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:30,708
(wind howling) (Birds chirping)
405
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:34,541
The gentle twittering of
the birds filling the air.
406
00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:37,624
Just listen to those
idyllic sounds, my boy,
407
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,458
as you gaze into the golden disc.
408
00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:44,582
(Engine rumbling)
409
00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:48,333
(Intense instrumental music)
410
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,624
Those were beatland boys rehearsing
411
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,166
for the golden guitar contest.
412
00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:14,000
- Rehearsing?
413
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
(Chuckles)
414
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,749
What must it be like when
they have a performance?
415
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,666
(Laughs)
416
00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:20,166
The golden guitar contest?
417
00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:21,083
- Mm-hmm.
418
00:27:21,084 --> 00:27:23,957
Once a year, the top
groups from each island
419
00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:26,749
compete for a golden guitar
and this is the one time
420
00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:29,291
of the year that I reveal my face,
421
00:27:29,292 --> 00:27:31,416
however considering who sent you, my lad,
422
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,624
I feel that I ought to break my rule.
423
00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:35,832
(Musical tones)
424
00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:37,417
- [Wilco] You needn't have bothered.
425
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:39,583
- (Clears throat) Really.
426
00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,749
Now then, about this contest.
427
00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:46,207
Whichever group wins,
also gets a world tour,
428
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,291
culminating in a starring performance
429
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,499
on Sunday night at the London pallodium,
430
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,457
an old-fashioned television type show.
431
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:53,624
- Oh, swinging.
432
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:55,874
- Unfortunately, this
is another major cause
433
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:56,875
of the trouble.
434
00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:57,999
- Dodgy.
435
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000
- [A&r] It is indeed.
436
00:27:59,001 --> 00:28:01,332
- Hmm, well I must say, all seems to me
437
00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:03,291
to be a perfectly wonderful thing
438
00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:04,874
to happen to anybody. (Chuckles)
439
00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:06,999
- It's wonderful indeed for the winners,
440
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,416
but the losers have all their instruments
441
00:28:08,417 --> 00:28:10,999
and equipment confiscated
until eight weeks
442
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,207
before the next contest.
443
00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,249
- What a carve-up.
444
00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:16,082
- I couldn't agree more with you, my boy,
445
00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:18,416
as a matter of fact, I've
declared the contest a draw
446
00:28:18,417 --> 00:28:21,207
for the past three years
to try to keep some order,
447
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,499
but this only seems to
make them even more bitter.
448
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,582
- Oh yes, it does indeed,
they're quite bitter.
449
00:28:25,583 --> 00:28:27,666
I've been down amongst
them just for a brief spell
450
00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:29,832
and they're very bitter about it.
451
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,916
They think it's a right cheat, you know,
452
00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:34,416
like having their instruments
taken away from them, you see?
453
00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:36,207
How are they going to be able to rehearse
454
00:28:36,208 --> 00:28:38,166
to win the contest, it impossible,
455
00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:39,666
but I must admit I
thoroughly concur with them.
456
00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:41,791
- There you are, you see my problem.
457
00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:43,332
- Oh indeed.
458
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,333
It all looks quite hopeless, doesn't it?
459
00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:49,832
I'm afraid it's planet
gonk for me after all.
460
00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:51,374
- Planet gonk?
461
00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:52,457
What on earth is that?
462
00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:55,749
- Oh, Mr. A&r, it's like nothing on earth.
463
00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:57,708
It's completely out of this world.
464
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,874
It's the Siberia of outer space.
465
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:04,207
(Sobbing)
466
00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:06,208
- [A&r] There, there, my boy, don't cry.
467
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:11,582
Excuse me, boy, shouldn't
you be dabbing your eyes?
468
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,583
- Oh no,
469
00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,832
everything's quite
different where I come from.
470
00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:18,000
(Sobbing)
471
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,833
- I see what you mean, yes.
472
00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:27,541
Well now, (clears throat)
473
00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:28,458
Where were we?
474
00:29:28,459 --> 00:29:31,499
Oh yes, let's take a look
at balladisle, shall we?
475
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,791
You'll notice that most
of their rehearsals
476
00:29:33,792 --> 00:29:35,707
take place at night because
they've been troubled
477
00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:38,541
with a lot of spies
from beatland recently.
478
00:29:38,542 --> 00:29:40,374
It's all most distressing.
479
00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:43,749
Now, gaze into the golden disc.
480
00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:45,791
- Here we go again.
481
00:29:45,792 --> 00:29:50,792
(Gentle music) (Chattering)
482
00:30:03,292 --> 00:30:04,208
("Love is a dream" by Robert
Richards and Dennis O'Connell)
483
00:30:04,209 --> 00:30:09,208
J” love is a dream j”
484
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:14,375
j” love is a dream j”
485
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:21,041
j” like the murmuring breeze j”
486
00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:25,749
j” softly stirring the trees j”
487
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:29,082
j” comes a whispering sigh j”
488
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:34,083
j” love is a dream j”
489
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:39,582
j” like a moonbeam at night j”
490
00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:44,207
j” it will fade in the light j”
491
00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:47,624
j” and tomorrow we'll cry j”
492
00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:52,625
j” love is a dream j”
493
00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:57,374
j” that can never be true j”
494
00:30:57,375 --> 00:31:02,375
j” you may have imagined it j”
495
00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:10,125
j” moonlight has fashioned it for you j”
496
00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:16,749
j” like a tale that is told j”
497
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:21,499
j” of a mountain of gold j”
498
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:24,999
j” on the moon high above j”
499
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:30,000
j” love is a dream j”
500
00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:34,332
j” so my darling let's dream j”
501
00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:39,333
j” our dream of love j”
502
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,957
j” that can never be true j”
503
00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:48,958
j” you may have imagined it j”
504
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:56,750
j” moonlight has fashioned it for you j”
505
00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:03,707
j” like a tale that is told j”
506
00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:08,374
j” of a mountain of gold j”
507
00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:11,916
j” on the moon high above j”
508
00:32:11,917 --> 00:32:16,917
j” love is a dream j”
509
00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:21,207
j” so my darling let's dream j”
510
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:24,208
j” our dream of love j”
511
00:32:26,917 --> 00:32:28,124
(applauding)
512
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,375
(Cheering)
513
00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:42,625
(Musical tones chiming)
514
00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:47,582
(Sighs)
515
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:49,417
- Well, there you are.
516
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:52,667
You've seen both sides in action.
517
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,666
It's quite a problem, isn't it?
518
00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:57,458
- Hmm, what a mess.
519
00:32:58,458 --> 00:33:00,625
How are we ever going
to get them together?
520
00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,875
(Sighs)
521
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,832
Wait a moment, I think I've got an idea.
522
00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:09,874
Yes.
523
00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:13,249
On my trip to earth I
had a computer run-down
524
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:14,624
on the history of this planet.
525
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,457
It told me that there was
a famous writer of yours
526
00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:21,332
from the past, what was
his name, shake, shake.
527
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,957
- Shakespeare?
528
00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,624
- He shook something or other.
529
00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:26,291
Shakespeare, yes, that was it.
530
00:33:26,292 --> 00:33:28,082
- How does he get into this movie?
531
00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,957
- Ah, he doesn't, not Shakespeare himself,
532
00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:31,582
it was his story, what was it now,
533
00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:32,583
it was called,
534
00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:37,041
Romeo and Juliet.
535
00:33:37,042 --> 00:33:38,249
Yes.
536
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,916
Let us try the old angle, boy meets girl.
537
00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:41,999
(Laughs)
538
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,917
Love, oh,
539
00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:46,541
love conquers all, yes?
540
00:33:46,542 --> 00:33:49,124
Now have you a couple of
reasonably minded kids
541
00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:51,207
who might fit these parts?
542
00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:53,625
- I think you might have
something there, Wilco.
543
00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:57,332
I think I know the ideal couple,
544
00:33:57,333 --> 00:34:00,582
they're just made for each
other and great singers, too.
545
00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:02,957
Come along, let's have a look, shall we?
546
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,292
Gaze into the golden disc.
547
00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:12,250
(Water sloshing)
(Crickets chirping)
548
00:34:12,542 --> 00:34:13,999
- When we get ashore, we separate.
549
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Shh.
550
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,832
Les and Bob, you take the West Side.
551
00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:18,667
We'll take the centre.
552
00:34:18,668 --> 00:34:19,916
- What's the plan, Steve?
553
00:34:19,917 --> 00:34:22,166
- Get as many of their new
sounds as possible on tape.
554
00:34:22,167 --> 00:34:23,916
Kodak all the equipment in sight,
555
00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:25,124
and don't forget the sheet music,
556
00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,083
if you can get close enough.
557
00:34:26,084 --> 00:34:27,582
- What happens if we hit trouble?
558
00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:28,666
- Three blasts on the whistle,
559
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,374
then head back for the boats, all clear?
560
00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:31,499
- [Boys] All clear.
561
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:33,167
- Right, synchronise your watches.
562
00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:35,208
Okay, let's go.
563
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:39,167
(Bird chirping)
564
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,874
(Engine humming)
565
00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:50,792
Hold it, it's a patrol.
566
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,999
- Hey fellows, did you
see those crazy cops?
567
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,416
- Oh officer, arrest me please.
568
00:35:05,417 --> 00:35:06,624
- All right, all right.
569
00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:07,458
- Who said crime doesn't pay?
570
00:35:07,459 --> 00:35:09,749
- Okay, okay, now let's get on with it.
571
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:12,624
Remember, back here in
two hours and be careful.
572
00:35:12,625 --> 00:35:14,416
- Okay, let's go.
573
00:35:14,417 --> 00:35:18,083
(Gentle instrumental music)
574
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:54,375
(Camera shutter clicks)
575
00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:40,042
(Upbeat instrumental music)
576
00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:07,917
J” love made me die for you j”
577
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:11,832
yeah, that's great.
578
00:38:11,833 --> 00:38:13,707
Hey, by the way, kev, according to this,
579
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,499
they're keeping Lulu and
the lovers right to the end.
580
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,874
Should be a knock-out.
581
00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:17,708
- Yeah, you're right there, Alan,
582
00:38:17,709 --> 00:38:19,333
beatland can't touch that.
583
00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:21,832
- [Alan] Hey kev, how about going
584
00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:24,082
through those last four
bars of love is a dream?
585
00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:25,124
Not quite sure of the finish,
586
00:38:25,125 --> 00:38:26,166
it's a bit off.
(Camera shutter clicking)
587
00:38:26,167 --> 00:38:27,957
- [Kevin] Great, Alan, great.
588
00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:29,957
(Leaves rustling)
589
00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:31,874
- [Alan] Spies, spies, get him.
590
00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:33,332
- [Kevin] Spies.
591
00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:35,083
- There he goes, get him.
592
00:38:36,292 --> 00:38:37,416
Quick over here.
593
00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:40,250
(Whistle blowing)
594
00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:42,666
- Listen to the alarm.
595
00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:43,791
- Come on, Steve, come on!
596
00:38:43,792 --> 00:38:44,625
Come on!
597
00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:47,458
- [Steve] Bobby, get back, go, go!
598
00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:49,625
- Where's Steve?
599
00:38:49,626 --> 00:38:50,666
- He got captured, we'd better get back
600
00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:51,958
to beatland straight away.
601
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:54,750
(Groans)
602
00:38:54,751 --> 00:38:56,291
- [Officer] The others have got away.
603
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,791
- Well at least we've got one of them.
604
00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:59,666
- Better get him to the
night court right away.
605
00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:01,957
And bring along that tape
recorder and camera for evidence.
606
00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:03,999
Come on.
607
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,874
- On reflection, don't
you think your sentence
608
00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,957
is a trifle severe, Mr. Prime minister?
609
00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:09,167
- Who asked you?
610
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:12,999
We have heard the evidence
of the arresting officers
611
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,457
and other witnesses to
your despicable conduct.
612
00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:18,957
Such disgraceful
violation of our territory
613
00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:22,457
cannot and will not go unpunished.
614
00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:24,832
Have you anything to say
before I pass sentence?
615
00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:26,207
- What can I say, my lord.
616
00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:27,291
I was only doing my duty for beatland.
617
00:39:27,292 --> 00:39:29,042
- That'll be enough out of you.
618
00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:32,250
Now, now let me see,
619
00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:35,875
you're one of beatland's
leading vocalists, aren't you?
620
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,249
Hmm.
621
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,207
Well I can kill two
birds with one stone here
622
00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:43,082
by punishing you and keeping you out
623
00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:44,875
of the contest at the same time.
624
00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:49,041
I hereby sentence you to
28 days in the drum prison.
625
00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:50,875
- [Crowd] No!
626
00:39:50,876 --> 00:39:53,749
- That's not fair, you haven't
even given him a chance.
627
00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,457
- Silence, silence!
628
00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:57,957
Any more of this and I'll
have the place cleared.
629
00:39:57,958 --> 00:39:58,792
Won't I?
630
00:39:58,793 --> 00:39:59,874
Yeah.
631
00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,291
- How could you, father?
632
00:40:01,292 --> 00:40:04,082
That's the most unfair
sentence you've ever given.
633
00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:06,916
We don't have to take advantage
of beatland in that way.
634
00:40:06,917 --> 00:40:08,707
- Silence, Helen!
635
00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:11,916
Just remember this, that
all is fair in love and war,
636
00:40:11,917 --> 00:40:14,957
and I intend to see that we
win this contest this year
637
00:40:14,958 --> 00:40:15,958
at all costs.
638
00:40:15,959 --> 00:40:18,166
- But the usual sentence for spying
639
00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:20,249
is only seven days maximum.
640
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,582
- That's enough, young lady.
641
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:24,499
I will not tolerate this
behaviour any longer.
642
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:26,207
I'll deal with you later.
643
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:27,707
Take him away.
644
00:40:27,708 --> 00:40:29,208
- Thanks very much for trying.
645
00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:33,207
Beatland will walk the contest anyway.
646
00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,707
- Silence!
647
00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:37,666
Any more out of you and
I'll make it three months.
648
00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:39,916
Go on, get rid of him.
(Chattering)
649
00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,333
Silence, silence!
650
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:43,583
Any other business?
651
00:40:43,583 --> 00:40:44,542
- [Clerk] No, my lord.
652
00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:46,082
- — Eh?
- No, my lord.
653
00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:47,875
- Oh, might as well pack it in then.
654
00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:53,207
- Silence in court, all
rise for his lordship,
655
00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:55,708
chiefjustice, prime minister.
656
00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:09,542
(Drums beating)
657
00:41:17,917 --> 00:41:20,374
- The new prisoner, drum master.
658
00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:21,208
- [Drum master] What's
that, what did you say?
659
00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:22,999
- Speak up!
- The new prisoner, sir.
660
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,332
- Oh you've brought the new prisoner.
661
00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:25,333
Good.
662
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,583
Let's have a look at him.
663
00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:34,875
Stand up straight!
664
00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:39,749
You can throw away those
curlers for a start, my lad.
665
00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:43,208
We'll soon have this
one off in the morning.
666
00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:46,791
And get that muck off
your face right away.
667
00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:48,457
No slovenliness allowed
in my prison, do you hear?
668
00:41:48,458 --> 00:41:51,707
- Yes, sir.
- Don't answer back.
669
00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:54,207
Right, here is your quota for the night,
670
00:41:54,208 --> 00:41:57,499
5,000 paradiddles,
(Drums beating)
671
00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:00,125
3,000 cymbal clashes,
672
00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:03,041
and 4,000 base drum beats.
673
00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:04,124
Got it?
674
00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,250
Right, get on with it.
675
00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:12,208
Prisoner and escort,
about turn, quick march.
676
00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:13,750
Left, right, left, right, left,
677
00:42:13,751 --> 00:42:16,458
step lively and close that door.
678
00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:20,041
I'll liven you up, you dosey man.
679
00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:21,375
Behave yourself.
680
00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:26,667
- Get on with it.
681
00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:33,707
- Hey, how long have you
been in here, old timer?
682
00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:36,166
- Three years, and not
so of the old timer,
683
00:42:36,167 --> 00:42:39,124
if you don't mind, I'm only 23.
684
00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:40,916
It's this place, it gets you, you know.
685
00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:42,291
- What did you do, murder somebody?
686
00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:44,541
- No, no, much worse than that.
687
00:42:44,542 --> 00:42:46,041
I was caught selling old Beatles
688
00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:47,457
and Presley discs to the kids.
689
00:42:47,458 --> 00:42:48,957
- Get a move on in there.
690
00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:50,916
It's not a tea party you're on.
691
00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:53,457
Right, double tempo from now on,
692
00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:55,207
boom, boom, boom—ity, boom.
693
00:42:55,208 --> 00:42:58,208
(Upbeat drum music)
694
00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:34,042
- [Drummers] Hey.
695
00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,125
- Hey.
696
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:38,500
- Hey.
697
00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:40,917
- Hey.
698
00:47:07,542 --> 00:47:11,041
(Drumsticks clattering)
699
00:47:11,042 --> 00:47:13,207
- Look les, just how are we suppose
700
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:16,082
to make the golden guitar
contest without Steve?
701
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,249
- Well don't worry about it,
Bob, we'll manage somehow.
702
00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:20,166
Shall we see if we can manage
the vocals by ourselves?
703
00:47:20,167 --> 00:47:23,874
- Okay, let's hit it,
one, two, three, four.
704
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:28,875
("Love is a funny thing"
by Robert Hartford-Davis)
705
00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:35,916
J” everybody loves you j”
706
00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:38,291
j” I can see it by the way you walk j”
707
00:47:38,292 --> 00:47:41,957
j” everybody loves you j”
708
00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:45,416
j” I can hear it when you talk j”
709
00:47:45,417 --> 00:47:48,291
j” well everything will be all right j”
710
00:47:48,292 --> 00:47:51,541
j” if I could see you every night j”
711
00:47:51,542 --> 00:47:56,542
j” but I know you know
love is a funny thing j”
712
00:47:56,792 --> 00:48:00,082
j” love is a funny thing j”
713
00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:02,999
j” I just can't understand it j”
714
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,082
j” love is a funny thing j”
715
00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:10,874
j” it's never how you planned it j”
716
00:48:10,875 --> 00:48:13,999
j” everybody's talking j”
717
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,666
j” everywhere I go j”
718
00:48:15,667 --> 00:48:19,332
j” everybody tells me j”
719
00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:22,957
j” you know there's something
you ought to know j”
720
00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:25,374
j” you've been running around j”
721
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:28,832
j” you've been seen all over town j”
722
00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:33,833
j” but I know you know
love is a funny thing j”
723
00:48:33,917 --> 00:48:37,166
j” love is a funny thing j”
724
00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:40,249
j” I just can't understand it j”
725
00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:43,291
j” love is a funny thing j”
726
00:48:43,292 --> 00:48:47,292
j” it's never how you planned it j”
727
00:49:04,917 --> 00:49:08,041
J” love is a funny thing j”
728
00:49:08,042 --> 00:49:11,207
j” I just can't understand it j”
729
00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:14,166
j” love is a funny thing j”
730
00:49:14,167 --> 00:49:18,957
j” it's never how you planned it j”
731
00:49:18,958 --> 00:49:21,457
j” every time I call you j”
732
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:23,541
j” and it takes you to the phone j”
733
00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:27,457
j” and even when I see you j”
734
00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:30,957
j” you know we never get a minute alone j”
735
00:49:30,958 --> 00:49:33,666
j” well everything will be all right j”
736
00:49:33,667 --> 00:49:37,124
j” if I could see you every night j”
737
00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:42,125
j” but I know you know
love is a funny thing j”
738
00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:45,624
j” love is a funny thing j”
739
00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:48,624
j” I just can't understand it j”
740
00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:51,707
j” love is a funny thing j”
741
00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:56,291
j” it's never how you planned it j”
742
00:49:56,292 --> 00:49:59,582
j” love is a funny thing j”
743
00:49:59,583 --> 00:50:01,124
j” well don't you know it now j”
744
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:02,666
j” love is a funny thing j”
745
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,291
j” I'm gonna tell you, yeah j”
746
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:11,416
j” love is a funny thing j”
747
00:50:11,417 --> 00:50:12,417
(drums beating)
748
00:50:12,418 --> 00:50:15,167
- [Helen] Uncle, uncle, ooh, ooh.
749
00:50:21,042 --> 00:50:22,541
- Hello, my dear.
750
00:50:22,542 --> 00:50:24,916
- Hello, uncle, I heard
you were working late
751
00:50:24,917 --> 00:50:26,875
so I brought you some supper.
752
00:50:29,083 --> 00:50:30,832
I brought you some wine.
753
00:50:30,833 --> 00:50:32,874
- [Drum master] That is kind of you.
754
00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:34,125
- Here you are.
755
00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:38,792
And some sandwiches and some fruit.
756
00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,208
- You really shouldn't have bothered
757
00:50:41,209 --> 00:50:42,666
to come all the way out here.
758
00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:45,332
- Well I must admit, I
did hope to have a look
759
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:47,124
at my group's new drum kit.
760
00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:48,750
Is it ready for the contest yet?
761
00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:51,999
- So that's your game, my girl.
762
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,582
Well I haven't forgotten about it.
763
00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:54,624
(Yawns)
764
00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:56,582
As a matter of fact,
I've got the new prisoner
765
00:50:56,583 --> 00:51:00,082
on overtime right now breaking it in.
766
00:51:00,083 --> 00:51:01,999
- Looks marvellous.
767
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,416
Do you think it'll be ready in time?
768
00:51:03,417 --> 00:51:05,624
- Oh yes, you don't have
to worry about that.
769
00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:08,332
(Yawns)
770
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,582
These late nights don't do me any good.
771
00:51:10,583 --> 00:51:12,750
(Yawning)
772
00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:17,333
I could sleep for a week.
773
00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:21,124
- Good, it worked.
774
00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:22,042
(Keys jingling)
775
00:51:22,043 --> 00:51:24,207
That should keep you quiet for a bit.
776
00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:26,875
(Drums beating)
777
00:51:34,708 --> 00:51:36,457
(Keys jingling)
778
00:51:36,458 --> 00:51:37,292
- What's the matter?
- Shh, I've come
779
00:51:37,293 --> 00:51:38,416
to get you out of here.
780
00:51:38,417 --> 00:51:39,499
- Quickly.
- I don't understand.
781
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:42,874
- I'll explain it all later, come with me.
782
00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:45,875
(Crickets chirping)
783
00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:48,167
Quickly, in here.
784
00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:53,083
We should be safe here for a while.
785
00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:58,291
I suppose I'd better introduce myself,
786
00:51:58,292 --> 00:52:01,291
my name's Helen, yours is Steve, isn't it?
787
00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:02,292
- Right first time.
788
00:52:02,293 --> 00:52:04,666
And thanks for getting me out of there.
789
00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:06,082
Why did you do it?
790
00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:07,332
- I feel partly responsible
791
00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,374
as it was my father who sentenced you.
792
00:52:09,375 --> 00:52:10,250
- Your father?
793
00:52:10,251 --> 00:52:11,582
Boy, he's a toughy.
794
00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:12,916
- Oh he's not really so bad
795
00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:13,999
when you get to know him.
796
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,832
He's all worked up about the contest
797
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:17,874
and all the rivalry between the islands
798
00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:19,416
is getting on his nerves, too.
799
00:52:19,417 --> 00:52:20,250
- Well I'm with him there,
800
00:52:20,251 --> 00:52:21,749
all this quarrelling amongst ourselves,
801
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:24,457
it's so unnecessary.
(Alarm blaring)
802
00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,707
- Oh quickly, they must have found uncle.
803
00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:29,124
I put some sleeping powder in his wine.
804
00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:31,874
Now they'll start searching
the whole island for you.
805
00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:33,957
We keep the boats in the trees over there,
806
00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,208
come with me, this way.
807
00:52:38,917 --> 00:52:39,750
- [Steve] Where do we go from here?
808
00:52:39,751 --> 00:52:41,124
- Well we can't go to beatland,
809
00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:42,499
they'd arrest me on the spot.
810
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,916
I know, recording mountain.
811
00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:46,416
- We can't go there, no one is allowed
812
00:52:46,417 --> 00:52:48,166
into echo chamber until
the day of the contest.
813
00:52:48,167 --> 00:52:49,957
- If we land on the far
side of the mountain
814
00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:53,291
we can make our way to echo
chamber without being seen.
815
00:52:53,292 --> 00:52:56,124
Besides, Mr. A&r is bound
to be asleep by this time.
816
00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:58,082
- I suppose you're
right, no one will think
817
00:52:58,083 --> 00:52:59,374
of looking for us there.
818
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:00,208
Come on, let's go.
819
00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:01,208
Oh.
820
00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:05,416
(Water sloshing)
821
00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:07,249
(Ominous music)
822
00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:09,833
(Birds cawing)
823
00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:23,916
Isn't it scary, Steve?
824
00:53:23,917 --> 00:53:26,042
- Isn't the most cheerful place I've seen.
825
00:53:28,417 --> 00:53:29,624
Come on, sit down.
826
00:53:29,625 --> 00:53:33,375
Chances are Mr. A&r won't
see us even if he's about.
827
00:53:34,958 --> 00:53:36,332
- Now what?
828
00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:38,207
- Well I suppose we stay
here until the morning
829
00:53:38,208 --> 00:53:40,082
and decide what to do next.
830
00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:43,166
- But Mr. A&r will be sure
to find us in the morning.
831
00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:45,750
- Well, we'll worry about
that when the time comes.
832
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,624
You know we were talking
about all this trouble
833
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:51,624
between the islands, there's no reason
834
00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:52,707
why you and I shouldn't get together
835
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:54,207
and enjoy each other's music.
836
00:53:54,208 --> 00:53:56,249
- That would be great.
837
00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:58,666
In fact, I enjoyed quite a
lot of the beatland music
838
00:53:58,667 --> 00:53:59,916
at the concert last year.
839
00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:01,749
Mind you, I daren't show it.
840
00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:03,499
- Well that goes for me, too.
841
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,749
Some of your numbers were great.
842
00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:07,999
There was one in particular,
it was real gear.
843
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,666
Do you remember, it goes like this.
844
00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:13,916
J” Patience can be such a virtue j”
845
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:17,707
j” but in waiting I may hurt you j”
846
00:54:17,708 --> 00:54:22,708
j” so I better go ahead and say j”
847
00:54:25,542 --> 00:54:30,542
j” I just fell in love with you today j”
848
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,332
j” don't think it's too soon to tell you j”
849
00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:41,166
j” what good's telling
once it fell through j”
850
00:54:41,167 --> 00:54:46,167
j” I can't wait until my head turns grey j”
851
00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:53,958
j” I just fell in love with you today j”
852
00:54:56,917 --> 00:55:01,917
j” I believe in one revealing
what they're feeling inside j”
853
00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:07,457
j” doesn't matter if you're clever j”
854
00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:10,582
j” this you never can hide j”
855
00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:11,916
j” so I'll take the chance j”
856
00:55:11,917 --> 00:55:16,374
j” it won't annoy you or upset you j”
857
00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:20,624
j” but I feel that I must let you know j”
858
00:55:20,625 --> 00:55:25,625
j” that I have simply got to say j”
859
00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:32,000
j” I just fell in love with you today j”
860
00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:44,625
J” so I'd better go ahead and say j”
861
00:55:47,417 --> 00:55:51,833
j” I just fell in love with you today j”
862
00:56:03,292 --> 00:56:08,292
J” I can't wait until my head turns grey j”
863
00:56:10,833 --> 00:56:15,833
j” I just fell in love with you today j”
864
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:22,207
j” I believe in one revealing j”
865
00:56:22,208 --> 00:56:27,208
j” what they're feeling inside j”
866
00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:30,166
j” doesn't matter if you're clever j”
867
00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:33,249
j” this you can never hide j”
868
00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:34,582
j” so I'll take the chance j”
869
00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:38,999
j” it won't annoy you or upset you j”
870
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,332
j” but I feel that I must let you know j”
871
00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:48,333
j” that I have simply got to say j”
872
00:56:50,417 --> 00:56:54,833
j” I just fell in love with you today j”
873
00:57:03,375 --> 00:57:05,291
- That was great, Steve.
874
00:57:05,292 --> 00:57:06,999
You really know how to handle a ballad.
875
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,749
- Thank you kindly, ma'am.
876
00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:09,750
- See if you like this.
877
00:57:09,751 --> 00:57:11,874
A one, two, three, four.
878
00:57:11,875 --> 00:57:16,582
("Penny for your thoughts" by ai Saxon)
879
00:57:16,583 --> 00:57:19,207
J” I'll give a penny for your thoughts j”
880
00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:23,624
j” to find out exactly
what is on your mind j”
881
00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:28,625
j” mm-hmm, maybe your are thinking of me j”
882
00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:33,874
j” I'll give a penny for your thoughts j”
883
00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:38,374
j” to know if I'm still
the one that you love so j”
884
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:43,375
j” mm-hmm, baby are you thinking of me j”
885
00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:50,457
j” you have such a handsome
head, I'm stroking it j”
886
00:57:50,458 --> 00:57:55,207
j” many have tried, what I'd
like to know instead is j”
887
00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:58,291
j” just what going on inside j”
888
00:57:58,292 --> 00:58:00,666
j” I'll give a penny for your thoughts j”
889
00:58:00,667 --> 00:58:05,166
j” to see if you really
are in love with me j”
890
00:58:05,167 --> 00:58:10,167
j” mm-hmm, baby, what's the answer to be j”
891
00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:15,167
j” are you thinking of me j”
892
00:58:46,667 --> 00:58:51,166
J” you have such a handsome
head, I'm stroking it j”
893
00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:55,957
j” many have tried, what I'd
like to know instead is j”
894
00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:59,082
j” just what's going on inside j”
895
00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:01,666
j” I'll give a penny for your thoughts j”
896
00:59:01,667 --> 00:59:06,166
j” to see if you really
are in love with me j”
897
00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:11,167
j” mm-hmm, baby, what's the answer to be j”
898
00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:16,124
j” are you thinking of me j”
899
00:59:16,125 --> 00:59:19,166
j” what's the answer to be j”
900
00:59:19,167 --> 00:59:25,667
j” are you thinking of me j”
901
00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:32,041
- great, you're pretty good yourself.
902
00:59:32,042 --> 00:59:32,958
Do you wanna join my group?
903
00:59:32,959 --> 00:59:35,249
- Oh, thanks, now that we've formed
904
00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:36,874
a mutual admiration society,
905
00:59:36,875 --> 00:59:39,333
we better start making plans for tomorrow.
906
00:59:40,167 --> 00:59:42,750
(Yawns) Sorry, I'm so tired.
907
00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:46,292
(Groans)
908
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,667
- She didn't even say good night.
909
00:59:51,833 --> 00:59:52,917
- Good night.
910
00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:57,582
(Crickets chirping)
911
00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:58,583
- I don't know whether
either of you're interested
912
00:59:58,583 --> 00:59:59,417
in getting on.
913
00:59:59,418 --> 01:00:00,916
(Laughing)
914
01:00:00,917 --> 01:00:02,332
If you're interested in
getting in the cabinet,
915
01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:03,999
I know of a safe seat, it's not far away.
916
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,874
(Laughing)
917
01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:07,124
- Prime minister.
918
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:08,166
Sir.
919
01:00:08,167 --> 01:00:09,416
Fred.
920
01:00:09,417 --> 01:00:11,041
- Fred.
- How many times
921
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:13,207
have I told you not to come in here
922
01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:14,624
while I'm chatting up the cabinet.
923
01:00:14,625 --> 01:00:16,666
- When I woke up, Helen was gone.
924
01:00:16,667 --> 01:00:18,249
- What are you talking about?
925
01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:20,332
- I'm sorry but I didn't have a chance.
926
01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:22,332
About six of them jumped me from behind,
927
01:00:22,333 --> 01:00:23,666
they smashed me on the cymbal,
928
01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:25,707
and knocked me peril from underneath me.
929
01:00:25,708 --> 01:00:27,874
I was knocked unconscious
by the seven of them.
930
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:30,082
- You just said Helen was
there, what happened to her?
931
01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:30,958
- Oh I don't know.
932
01:00:30,959 --> 01:00:33,832
When I regained consciousness, both Helen
933
01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:36,666
and the prisoner and the
eight others had gone.
934
01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:39,124
- Are you trying to tell
me she's been kidnapped?
935
01:00:39,125 --> 01:00:41,832
- Yes, that's it, she's been
kidnapped by all nine of them.
936
01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:43,374
- Take your filthy hands off.
937
01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:44,874
- We've covered the whole island, sir,
938
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,166
not a sign of them anywhere.
939
01:00:46,167 --> 01:00:47,332
One of the boats is missing,
940
01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:49,332
so it looks as if they'd
escaped to beatland.
941
01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:50,707
- And taken my Helen with them.
942
01:00:50,708 --> 01:00:52,374
Well, they won't get away with it.
943
01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:54,832
I'll teach them a lesson
they won't forget,
944
01:00:54,833 --> 01:00:56,291
this means war!
945
01:00:56,292 --> 01:00:57,292
- That's a bit strong, isn't it?
946
01:00:57,293 --> 01:01:00,707
- Well of course it's
strong, oh blimey, right.
947
01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:02,666
Check the boats, alert the groups,
948
01:01:02,667 --> 01:01:03,957
make a fresh issue of guitars.
949
01:01:03,958 --> 01:01:06,041
We invade beatland at dawn.
950
01:01:06,042 --> 01:01:08,291
Off you go, come back
here when you're ready.
951
01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:09,292
Hup.
952
01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:14,249
- [Drum master] Alert all
patrols, sound the alarm.
953
01:01:14,250 --> 01:01:15,999
(Bugle music)
954
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,374
- What is it, Steve?
955
01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:20,666
- I don't know, I thought
I heard a bugle call.
956
01:01:20,667 --> 01:01:21,874
(Musical tones chiming)
957
01:01:21,875 --> 01:01:23,916
- Good morning, I thought
you'd never wake up.
958
01:01:23,917 --> 01:01:25,958
Come forward, I'd like to talk to you.
959
01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:30,749
- We didn't mean any harm, Mr. A&r.
960
01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:33,166
- We've run away and this was
the only safe place to hide.
961
01:01:33,167 --> 01:01:34,791
- I know, I know.
962
01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:36,916
But don't be afraid, I was
hoping you would come up here.
963
01:01:36,917 --> 01:01:39,833
Oh by the way, I'd like you to
meet my friend, Wilco Roger.
964
01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:43,624
Now then, let's get dow to business.
965
01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:45,499
Wilco and I think we have the answer
966
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:46,957
to all this feuding between the islands,
967
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:49,207
but we'll need your help
to make the plan work.
968
01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,125
- Well you can count on us.
969
01:01:50,126 --> 01:01:52,457
- Yes, we'll do anything we can to help.
970
01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:54,249
- Good, good, I knew
you'd see it that way.
971
01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:56,041
Now then, this is what we've got to do.
972
01:01:56,042 --> 01:01:58,541
(Bugle music)
973
01:01:58,542 --> 01:01:59,542
- What's that?
974
01:01:59,543 --> 01:02:01,542
- Quickly, gaze into the golden disc.
975
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,832
- Well done.
976
01:02:04,833 --> 01:02:05,833
Hey.
977
01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:10,083
Whew.
978
01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:14,583
Button up.
979
01:02:18,042 --> 01:02:22,082
Well done.
980
01:02:22,083 --> 01:02:23,875
That's a dirty note, get it cleaned.
981
01:02:29,708 --> 01:02:30,708
Get it cut.
982
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:32,833
Right.
983
01:02:32,834 --> 01:02:36,000
(Choppy guitar music)
984
01:02:46,875 --> 01:02:48,374
(Bugle music)
985
01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:52,457
- Once more unto the beach,
dear friends, once more.
986
01:02:52,458 --> 01:02:54,916
And let us teach them how to war.
987
01:02:54,917 --> 01:02:59,624
And you good musicians whose
limbs were made in balladisle,
988
01:02:59,625 --> 01:03:02,791
show us here the mettle of your posture.
989
01:03:02,792 --> 01:03:05,374
Let us swear that you
are of good breeding,
990
01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:07,666
which I doubt not, for
there are none of you
991
01:03:07,667 --> 01:03:11,917
so mean and base that hath
not noble lustre in the eyes.
992
01:03:12,792 --> 01:03:15,207
I see you like the guitar strings,
993
01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:18,624
finely tuned, straining upon the note.
994
01:03:18,625 --> 01:03:20,374
(Cheering)
995
01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:22,082
The Baton is down.
996
01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:24,332
(Cheering)
997
01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:29,333
Follow your spirit and
upon this charge cry,
998
01:03:29,458 --> 01:03:33,625
balladisle for songdom,
Helen, and prime minister.
999
01:03:34,667 --> 01:03:37,749
(Cheering)
1000
01:03:37,750 --> 01:03:40,417
(Drums beating)
1001
01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:54,875
(Solemn instrumental music)
1002
01:04:46,542 --> 01:04:49,208
(Drums beating)
1003
01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:16,500
(Dramatic music)
1004
01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:46,417
(Explosions blasting)
1005
01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:12,957
- I can't stay here, I've got to go
1006
01:06:12,958 --> 01:06:13,792
and see if I can stop them.
1007
01:06:13,793 --> 01:06:15,957
- Yes, let's get down there right away.
1008
01:06:15,958 --> 01:06:17,999
- No, not you, you stay
here with Mr. Wilco
1009
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,041
and a&r, you'll be safer.
1010
01:06:19,042 --> 01:06:21,457
- Nonsense, Steve, if you're
going, I'm coming too.
1011
01:06:21,458 --> 01:06:23,499
- Steve, it'll take both of
you to stop this, now hurry.
1012
01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,957
Oh, what a mess it's all become.
1013
01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:29,749
- Yes, I shall have to
go and buy a dictionary,
1014
01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:30,750
English into gonk.
1015
01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:34,749
(Whistling) (Explosion blasts)
1016
01:06:34,750 --> 01:06:37,333
(Lively music)
1017
01:07:03,667 --> 01:07:04,999
- Stop it.
1018
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:05,917
Stop it.
1019
01:07:05,918 --> 01:07:07,082
Stop this madness - Steve.
1020
01:07:07,083 --> 01:07:07,958
- Before it's too late.
1021
01:07:07,958 --> 01:07:08,833
Stop!
1022
01:07:08,834 --> 01:07:10,582
- Stop it!
- You're spoiling everything.
1023
01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:11,957
- Helen, Helen, are you all right?
1024
01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:13,666
- Yes, nevermind me, do something
1025
01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:14,749
about stopping this battle.
1026
01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:15,625
- Stop it?
1027
01:07:15,626 --> 01:07:17,499
I want to show beatland
they can't get away
1028
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,999
with what they did to you and your uncle.
1029
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,916
- They've done nothing,
I drugged uncle's wine
1030
01:07:20,917 --> 01:07:22,749
and I helped Steve to escape.
1031
01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:24,000
- You did what?
1032
01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,916
You mean to say this is all a mistake?
1033
01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:28,166
- Yes.
1034
01:07:28,167 --> 01:07:30,832
Now please stop this battle
before it's too late.
1035
01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:32,207
- I'll have something to say to you
1036
01:07:32,208 --> 01:07:34,624
when I've straightened out this mess.
1037
01:07:34,625 --> 01:07:36,332
Now, go straight home and wait there
1038
01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:38,582
until I return, go on!
1039
01:07:38,583 --> 01:07:39,916
Goom (dramatic music)
1040
01:07:39,917 --> 01:07:43,042
Cease playing.
1041
01:07:44,833 --> 01:07:46,832
(Bugle music) Cease playing.
1042
01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:49,000
(Banging)
1043
01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:57,582
- That's no excuse, how dare you assume
1044
01:07:57,583 --> 01:07:59,499
that we kidnapped your daughter?
1045
01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:00,832
Now what do you propose to do
1046
01:08:00,833 --> 01:08:02,416
about my brother, Steve, and Helen?
1047
01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:03,749
- As for as I'm concerned,
1048
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,457
I intend to punish her severely.
1049
01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:08,291
She will not take part in
the golden guitar contest
1050
01:08:08,292 --> 01:08:11,499
and I'll make it my business
she will never see Steve again.
1051
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:13,416
- Right, that's okay with me,
1052
01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:15,332
and as far as Steve and I are concerned,
1053
01:08:15,333 --> 01:08:17,999
if we never see you or
your daughter again,
1054
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,000
it'll be too soon.
1055
01:08:19,001 --> 01:08:20,749
- Right, well it's just
as well we had the same,
1056
01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:24,832
I feel that you, we've,
uh, ooh good, yuck.
1057
01:08:24,833 --> 01:08:27,417
(Solemn music)
1058
01:08:38,292 --> 01:08:43,292
("Loving you" by Robert
Richards and Mike Pratt)
1059
01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:57,458
J” is it a crime my loving you j”
1060
01:08:59,417 --> 01:09:04,417
j” spending my time in loving you j”
1061
01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:11,292
j” why should they keep us so far apart j”
1062
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:18,250
j” when we belong together j”
1063
01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:25,333
j” wish you were here, I miss you so j”
1064
01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:32,375
j” what is the good of wishing though j”
1065
01:09:34,417 --> 01:09:39,417
j” they'll try to stop us meeting again j”
1066
01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:46,375
j” they'll try in vain,
'cause I love you j”
1067
01:09:47,542 --> 01:09:52,542
j” is it wrong to do what I long to do j”
1068
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:59,500
j” spend the rest of my
life just loving you j”
1069
01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:06,208
j” though they may pretend
that our love will end j”
1070
01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:13,083
j” we both know that it will
always be a true love j”
1071
01:10:15,917 --> 01:10:20,917
j” though I'm a sad and lonely one j”
1072
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:28,000
j” want you to know my only one j”
1073
01:10:30,083 --> 01:10:35,083
j” if I should never see you again j”
1074
01:10:37,292 --> 01:10:42,292
j” I'll spend the rest
of my life loving you j”
1075
01:10:45,167 --> 01:10:47,583
j” loving you j”
1076
01:10:56,542 --> 01:10:59,292
(Water sloshing)
1077
01:11:00,417 --> 01:11:05,417
J” is it a crime my loving you j”
1078
01:11:07,792 --> 01:11:12,792
j” spending my time in loving you j”
1079
01:11:14,917 --> 01:11:19,917
j” why should they keep us so far apart j”
1080
01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:26,458
j” when we belong together j”
1081
01:11:29,125 --> 01:11:34,125
j” wish you were here, I miss you so j”
1082
01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:41,667
j” what is the good of wishing though j”
1083
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:48,500
j” they'll try to stop us meeting again j”
1084
01:11:49,917 --> 01:11:54,917
j” they'll try in vain,
'cause I love you j”
1085
01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:01,000
j” is it wrong to do what I long to do j”
1086
01:12:03,042 --> 01:12:08,042
j” spend the rest of my
life just loving you j”
1087
01:12:09,708 --> 01:12:14,708
j” though they may pretend
that our love will end j”
1088
01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:21,750
j” we both know that it will
always be a true love j”
1089
01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:30,542
j” though I'm a sad and lonely one j”
1090
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:37,500
j” want you to know my only one j”
1091
01:12:39,417 --> 01:12:44,417
j” if I should never see you again j”
1092
01:12:45,917 --> 01:12:50,917
j” I'll spend the rest
of my life loving you j”
1093
01:12:53,917 --> 01:12:57,457
j” loving you j”
1094
01:12:57,458 --> 01:13:02,458
j” is it wrong to do what I long to do j”
1095
01:13:04,458 --> 01:13:09,458
j” spend the rest of my
life just loving you j”
1096
01:13:11,417 --> 01:13:16,417
j” though they may pretend
that our love will end j”
1097
01:13:18,458 --> 01:13:23,458
j” we both know that it will
always be a true love j”
1098
01:13:26,417 --> 01:13:31,417
j” though I'm a sad and lonely one j”
1099
01:13:33,417 --> 01:13:38,417
j” want you to know my only one j”
1100
01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:45,333
j” if I should never see you again j”
1101
01:13:47,542 --> 01:13:52,542
j” I'll spend the rest
of my life loving you j”
1102
01:13:55,583 --> 01:14:00,583
j” loving you j”
1103
01:14:02,917 --> 01:14:07,917
j” loving you j”
1104
01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:12,375
j” loving you j”
1105
01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:18,207
- things couldn't be worse, a&r.
1106
01:14:18,208 --> 01:14:20,666
Helen and Steve barred from the contest.
1107
01:14:20,667 --> 01:14:22,916
That put an end to our little scheme.
1108
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,541
- Oh, don't worry, Wilco,
1109
01:14:24,542 --> 01:14:26,582
things may not be as bad as they seem.
1110
01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:27,916
- Oh, but the great galaxion,
1111
01:14:27,917 --> 01:14:29,541
he'll know that I've failed by this time
1112
01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:31,542
and you know what that means to me.
1113
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,833
- Oh well, try to get some sleep, my boy.
1114
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:37,541
I'm sorry I can't offer you a bed
1115
01:14:37,542 --> 01:14:39,416
but I've never had a guest before.
1116
01:14:39,417 --> 01:14:42,207
Oh well, good night, Wilco,
1117
01:14:42,208 --> 01:14:44,999
perhaps things will look
better in the morning.
1118
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,957
- Good night, a&r, I hope you're right.
1119
01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:48,791
(Yawns) Oh yeah.
1120
01:14:48,792 --> 01:14:50,957
On I'll get myself a bed.
1121
01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:53,041
(Gong reverberating)
1122
01:14:53,042 --> 01:14:55,625
(Gentle music)
1123
01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:02,042
No wonder he's never had a guest.
1124
01:15:08,833 --> 01:15:11,417
(Upbeat music)
1125
01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:12,167
(Screaming)
1126
01:18:13,042 --> 01:18:15,625
(Gentle music)
1127
01:18:17,042 --> 01:18:18,416
I've got the answer.
1128
01:18:18,417 --> 01:18:20,082
I'll arrange a little surprise
1129
01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:23,457
with a&r at the golden guitar
contest in the morning.
1130
01:18:23,458 --> 01:18:25,542
(Laughs)
1131
01:18:27,167 --> 01:18:29,499
(Groans)
1132
01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:30,333
(Cheering)
1133
01:18:30,334 --> 01:18:34,417
("The only one" by Mike leander)
1134
01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:40,707
J” my friend all say that one fine day j”
1135
01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:45,207
j” I'll be the only one j”
1136
01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:48,624
j” oh they can't see that you're for me j”
1137
01:18:48,625 --> 01:18:52,666
j” and I'm the only one j”
1138
01:18:52,667 --> 01:18:56,957
j” well it takes a lot of precious time j”
1139
01:18:56,958 --> 01:19:00,916
j” but one of these days
you'll be all mine j”
1140
01:19:00,917 --> 01:19:04,374
j” so shop around although I'm bound j”
1141
01:19:04,375 --> 01:19:08,957
j” to be the only one j”
1142
01:19:08,958 --> 01:19:12,166
j” come what may you're gonna see j”
1143
01:19:12,167 --> 01:19:16,916
j” that I'm the only one j”
1144
01:19:16,917 --> 01:19:20,249
j” take your time, make up your mind j”
1145
01:19:20,250 --> 01:19:24,207
j” that I'm the only one j”
1146
01:19:24,208 --> 01:19:28,582
j” there's a lot of
things that I wanna say j”
1147
01:19:28,583 --> 01:19:30,457
j” but they'll just have to wait j”
1148
01:19:30,458 --> 01:19:34,416
j” until the day you send for me j”
1149
01:19:34,417 --> 01:19:37,791
j” and you agree that I'm the only one j”
1150
01:19:37,792 --> 01:19:40,207
j” that I'm the only one j”
1151
01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:44,082
j” I just want a minute of your time j”
1152
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:47,874
j” I know you're very
busy but I don't mind j”
1153
01:19:47,875 --> 01:19:51,749
j” we gotta be grown
up so don't be blind j”
1154
01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:55,624
j” you know the only
love you is all mine j”
1155
01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:58,999
j” so take my hand,
it's all been planned j”
1156
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:03,291
j” that I'm the only one j”
1157
01:20:03,292 --> 01:20:06,791
j” and if I'm wrong and we don't belong j”
1158
01:20:06,792 --> 01:20:11,207
j” I'll be the only one j”
1159
01:20:11,208 --> 01:20:14,874
j” the only one there is be to blame j”
1160
01:20:14,875 --> 01:20:18,916
j” but let's take a chance
baby, it's all the same j”
1161
01:20:18,917 --> 01:20:22,207
j” so shut your eyes to your surprise j”
1162
01:20:22,208 --> 01:20:27,333
j” I'll be the only one j”
1163
01:20:31,917 --> 01:20:36,917
(cheering and jeering)
(Applauding)
1164
01:20:41,042 --> 01:20:43,499
- Will the next group
take the stage please.
1165
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:45,624
- And the next group
to represent beatland,
1166
01:20:45,625 --> 01:20:48,707
Mr. A&r, will be the Nashville teens.
1167
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:51,457
And they're going to play poor boy.
1168
01:20:51,458 --> 01:20:53,457
- About time for me to
leave now, isn't it?
1169
01:20:53,458 --> 01:20:55,207
- Yes, you'll be able to slip away
1170
01:20:55,208 --> 01:20:56,749
before this group starts playing.
1171
01:20:56,750 --> 01:21:00,500
("Poor boy" by Mike leander)
1172
01:21:04,625 --> 01:21:05,957
J” poor boy fell in love j”
1173
01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:10,958
j” when he saw the lady drop her glove j”
1174
01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,916
j” poor boy gave it back j”
1175
01:21:13,917 --> 01:21:18,917
j” her lips were red and
her eyes were black j”
1176
01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,624
j” poor boy all alone j”
1177
01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:25,666
j” took her hand and he walked her home j”
1178
01:21:25,667 --> 01:21:29,291
j” walked her home the longest way j”
1179
01:21:29,292 --> 01:21:34,292
j” and made a date by the very next day j”
1180
01:21:35,417 --> 01:21:37,124
j” poor boy took her out j”
1181
01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:40,999
j” took her out and he walked about j”
1182
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:44,499
j” walked about and on his knee j”
1183
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:49,500
j” he said to her will you marry me j”
1184
01:21:50,958 --> 01:21:54,624
j” poor boy didn't know one thing j”
1185
01:21:54,625 --> 01:21:58,707
j” on her finger was a golden ring j”
1186
01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:02,041
j” poor boy couldn't sleep j”
1187
01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:06,082
j” he couldn't drink and he couldn't eat j”
1188
01:22:06,083 --> 01:22:09,999
j” he couldn't drink one little drop j”
1189
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:13,999
j” waiting for the thing to stop j”
1190
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:17,666
j” poor boy what a shame j”
1191
01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:21,666
j” he never fell in love again j”
1192
01:22:21,667 --> 01:22:23,582
j” that's the way it had to be j”
1193
01:22:23,583 --> 01:22:28,000
j” I should know, that poor boy is me j”
1194
01:22:50,708 --> 01:22:52,332
J” poor boy didn't know one thing j”
1195
01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:56,457
j” on her finger was a golden ring j”
1196
01:22:56,458 --> 01:22:57,957
j” poor boy couldn't sleep j”
1197
01:22:57,958 --> 01:23:02,082
j” he couldn't drink and he couldn't eat j”
1198
01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:05,832
j” he couldn't drink one little drop j”
1199
01:23:05,833 --> 01:23:09,874
j” waiting for the thing to stop j”
1200
01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:11,582
j” poor boy what a shame j”
1201
01:23:11,583 --> 01:23:15,499
j” he never fell in love again j”
1202
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,457
j” that's the way it had to be j”
1203
01:23:17,458 --> 01:23:20,832
j” I should know, that poor boy was me j”
1204
01:23:20,833 --> 01:23:25,500
(cheering) (Applauding)
1205
01:23:27,167 --> 01:23:29,582
- If you are watching, oh great galaxian,
1206
01:23:29,583 --> 01:23:31,375
this is an emergency.
1207
01:23:34,083 --> 01:23:35,249
(Gong reverberating)
1208
01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:36,541
What kept you?
1209
01:23:36,542 --> 01:23:37,375
- How did I get here?
1210
01:23:37,375 --> 01:23:38,250
I was just standing...
1211
01:23:38,251 --> 01:23:40,250
- Oh nevermind that now,
we've got work to do.
1212
01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:43,957
There is no time for that
old—fashioned nonsense.
1213
01:23:43,958 --> 01:23:44,958
Come on.
1214
01:23:45,667 --> 01:23:48,917
(Cheering and jeering)
1215
01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:56,291
- [A&r] Are there any more contestants?
1216
01:23:56,292 --> 01:23:58,582
- No, Mr. A&r, that was our final entry.
1217
01:23:58,583 --> 01:24:01,791
- We have completed our
programme too, Mr. A&r,
1218
01:24:01,792 --> 01:24:02,874
actually I would like
you to of heard a group
1219
01:24:02,875 --> 01:24:04,957
I auditioned up north last week.
1220
01:24:04,958 --> 01:24:07,249
Joe soap and his larvers,
they're just around the back.
1221
01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:08,499
- [A&r] Thank you, Mr. Prime minister.
1222
01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:09,333
- They've really got the bubble,
1223
01:24:09,334 --> 01:24:10,541
they're really with it.
1224
01:24:10,542 --> 01:24:14,041
- I could fetch 'em.
- Yes, thank you, thank you.
1225
01:24:14,042 --> 01:24:16,874
I would like to take an
unusual step this year.
1226
01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:18,624
As the result is again a draw,
1227
01:24:18,625 --> 01:24:21,749
I propose to submit my
own entry to the contest,
1228
01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:23,124
and you shall be the judges.
1229
01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,457
- It's completely unethical.
1230
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:29,041
- If I may say so, Mr. A&r,
this is a trifle irregular.
1231
01:24:29,042 --> 01:24:31,291
You're chancing your army
a bit ere, aren't you?
1232
01:24:31,292 --> 01:24:32,125
- [A&r] Silence!
1233
01:24:32,126 --> 01:24:33,916
- Well, it tis known
that we find the groups
1234
01:24:33,917 --> 01:24:35,249
and you donate the accolades, isn't it?
1235
01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:36,374
- Silence!
1236
01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:38,791
If I have any further
outbreaks of this nature,
1237
01:24:38,792 --> 01:24:41,666
you will both leave the echo chamber!
1238
01:24:41,667 --> 01:24:43,666
(Clears throat)
1239
01:24:43,667 --> 01:24:47,457
And now, I would like to present my entry
1240
01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:51,374
for the golden guitar
contest, the beats ballad.
1241
01:24:51,375 --> 01:24:52,292
(Crowd yelling)
1242
01:24:52,293 --> 01:24:54,749
Helen and Steve will take the stage,
1243
01:24:54,750 --> 01:24:56,249
I will introduce my contest entry.
1244
01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:59,667
(Whistling and cheering)
1245
01:25:05,875 --> 01:25:07,957
- But what do we play?
1246
01:25:07,958 --> 01:25:08,958
- You play this.
1247
01:25:10,708 --> 01:25:11,874
(Gong reverberating)
1248
01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:16,875
("Takes two to make love" by
lain Gregory and Barbara brown)
1249
01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:24,708
J” take a boy and a girl,
they have each other j”
1250
01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:29,666
j” just can't recover,
that's how it goes j”
1251
01:25:29,667 --> 01:25:33,999
j” boy dates the girl,
think they're in clover j”
1252
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:37,707
j” bad times are over,
but everyone knows j”
1253
01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:42,708
j” takes two, takes two to make love j”
1254
01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:49,374
j” then they have their first row j”
1255
01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:51,707
j” looks like they'll break up j”
1256
01:25:51,708 --> 01:25:55,957
j” could be they'll make
up, that's how it goes j”
1257
01:25:55,958 --> 01:26:00,457
j” soon they get wise,
love ain't all roses j”
1258
01:26:00,458 --> 01:26:04,207
j” like some supposes,
for everyone knows j”
1259
01:26:04,208 --> 01:26:09,208
j” takes two, takes two to make love j”
1260
01:26:13,125 --> 01:26:18,082
j” how love may
surprise, open their eyes j”
1261
01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:22,624
j” but it's that old run around j”
1262
01:26:22,625 --> 01:26:27,082
j” each happy pair think that they share j”
1263
01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:30,207
j” secrets no others have found j”
1264
01:26:30,208 --> 01:26:35,208
j” so the boy takes the
girl, they have each other j”
1265
01:26:35,792 --> 01:26:40,207
j” she has a mother, that's how it goes j”
1266
01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:44,457
j” he plays it smart,
tells her we're grown up j”
1267
01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:48,416
j” it's time to own up
'cause everyone knows j”
1268
01:26:48,417 --> 01:26:53,417
j” take two, just two, you, me, we two j”
1269
01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:58,625
j” takes only two to make love j”
1270
01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:11,166
J” take a boy and a girl,
they find each other j”
1271
01:27:11,167 --> 01:27:14,624
j” just can't recover,
but that's how it goes j”
1272
01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:18,457
j” a boy dates 3 girl,
think they're in clover j”
1273
01:27:18,458 --> 01:27:21,666
j” bad times are over,
but everyone knows j”
1274
01:27:21,667 --> 01:27:24,416
j” takes two, takes two, takes two j”
1275
01:27:24,417 --> 01:27:28,749
j” takes two to make love j”
1276
01:27:28,750 --> 01:27:30,999
j” then they have their first row j”
1277
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,957
j” looks like they'll break up j”
1278
01:27:32,958 --> 01:27:36,457
j” could be they'll make
up, that's how it goes j”
1279
01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:40,124
j” soon they get wise,
love ain't all roses j”
1280
01:27:40,125 --> 01:27:43,332
j” like some supposes,
for everyone knows j”
1281
01:27:43,333 --> 01:27:46,082
j” takes two, takes two, takes two j”
1282
01:27:46,083 --> 01:27:50,457
j” takes two to make love j”
1283
01:27:50,458 --> 01:27:54,416
j” how love may
surprise, open their eyes j”
1284
01:27:54,417 --> 01:27:57,957
j” but it's that old run around j”
1285
01:27:57,958 --> 01:28:01,749
j” each happy pair think that they share j”
1286
01:28:01,750 --> 01:28:04,499
j” secrets no others have found j”
1287
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:08,791
j” so the boy takes the
girl, they have each other j”
1288
01:28:08,792 --> 01:28:12,624
j” she has a mother, that's how it goes j”
1289
01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:16,124
j” he plays it smart,
tells her we're grown up j”
1290
01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:19,374
j” it's time to own up
'cause everyone knows j”
1291
01:28:19,375 --> 01:28:21,166
j” takes two, yeah j”
1292
01:28:21,167 --> 01:28:24,707
j” takes two, you, me, we two j”
1293
01:28:24,708 --> 01:28:28,542
j” takes only two to make love j”
1294
01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:39,374
(Cheering) (Applauding)
1295
01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:41,208
- A hit, a hit, a hit!
1296
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:43,875
- Silence.
1297
01:28:43,875 --> 01:28:44,875
- Silence!
1298
01:28:45,708 --> 01:28:48,416
- Will both prime ministers
step fonnard, please.
1299
01:28:48,417 --> 01:28:50,499
I hereby declare that the two islands
1300
01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:51,791
are from this day united,
1301
01:28:51,792 --> 01:28:55,457
and that they be known as musiciand,
1302
01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:57,916
and all forms of music will be welcome
1303
01:28:57,917 --> 01:29:00,374
without prejudice or restriction.
1304
01:29:00,375 --> 01:29:01,999
All right, everybody dance.
1305
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,000
(Cheering)
1306
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:03,833
Play the music.
1307
01:29:03,834 --> 01:29:07,250
("Takes two to make love")
1308
01:29:30,750 --> 01:29:33,874
(Musical tones reverberating)
1309
01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:36,332
- Well, time for me to
blast off, I'm afraid.
1310
01:29:36,333 --> 01:29:38,582
Ah.
1311
01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:41,249
- And thank you, Mr. A&r, for saving me
1312
01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,916
from a fate worse than,
well, you know what.
1313
01:29:43,917 --> 01:29:45,749
- Delighted to help, my boy,
1314
01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:47,874
and I'm only sorry you
can't stay around a while.
1315
01:29:47,875 --> 01:29:50,874
- Yes, I'd like to stay
here, too, but duty calls.
1316
01:29:50,875 --> 01:29:52,332
(Laughs)
1317
01:29:52,333 --> 01:29:53,666
But I'll be back.
1318
01:29:53,667 --> 01:29:54,625
- Where are you off to?
1319
01:29:54,626 --> 01:29:55,957
Jupiter, Venus?
1320
01:29:55,958 --> 01:29:58,166
- No, no, I think I'll go to Mars.
1321
01:29:58,167 --> 01:29:59,707
- Really?
1322
01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:02,041
- Well I haven't seen the
old lady for some time.
1323
01:30:02,042 --> 01:30:04,292
(Laughing)
1324
01:30:05,708 --> 01:30:07,624
Oh by the way, give my
best to Helen and Steve,
1325
01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:08,458
when they get back to earth, will you?
1326
01:30:08,459 --> 01:30:09,916
- I will.
- Thank you.
1327
01:30:09,917 --> 01:30:11,374
(Laughs)
1328
01:30:11,375 --> 01:30:15,666
Well, goodbye Mr. A&r,
I hope we meet again.
1329
01:30:15,667 --> 01:30:17,792
- Goodbye, my boy, and give my love to na.
1330
01:30:19,042 --> 01:30:24,042
Oh. (Laughing)
1331
01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:27,166
(Gong reverberating)
1332
01:30:27,167 --> 01:30:28,125
("Takes two to make love")
1333
01:30:28,126 --> 01:30:29,750
- What a groovy lad he is.
1334
01:30:34,917 --> 01:30:37,917
Oh, I forgot to present the prizes.
93095
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