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What happened to me?
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I'm sorry. I tried to warn you.
My blood got into your system.
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So I turn into a Hulk now too.
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Who the hell are you?
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- She-Hulk! She-Hulk! She-Hulk!
- Ms Walters?
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We just started a Superhuman Law Division,
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and I want the She-Hulk
to be the face of it.
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I can't wait to take on whatever case
you assign me...
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Your first case is the parole of
Emil Blonsky. Also known as Abomination.
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Jennifer Walters.
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I've already got a winning strategy,
and it is 100% in the bag.
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You might wanna
take a look at the news right now.
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After shocking footage leaked
showing the Abomination
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participating in what appears to be
an underground fight club,
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after having escaped from prison.
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Do you wanna explain to me
why you failed to mention
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that you not only escaped from prison,
but you were also recorded doing so?
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You said to my face that you never
turn into the Abomination anymore.
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No, I said I choose not to.
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You know, these were
extenuating circumstances.
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You understand that
this constitutes another crime
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and totally destroys
your chances at parole?
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What?
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Nah, 'cause I was forced to leave my cell,
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but I returned of my own free will.
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Who forced you to escape this
insanely high-security prison undetected?
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A Sorcerer Supreme of the Mystic Arts,
and his name is...
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Wong. Just Wong.
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And his Internet presence
is a little chaotic.
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He's either a sorcerer
who lives in New York,
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or a librarian who lives in Nepal.
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Can you get to him?
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Yes, Jen. It's me.
Of course I can get to him.
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I sent a thirst trap. It was a picture
of me with a bunch of books.
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Yeah, well, let's just hope he calls back.
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If Blonsky's telling the truth,
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this guy busted him out of his prison cell
and probably ruined my entire case.
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I know you can't wait to see Wong.
I get it.
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I wanna make sure that you don't think
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this is one of those cameo every week
type of shows. It's not.
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Well, except Bruce.
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And Blonsky. And Wong.
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Just remember whose show this actually is.
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Attorney Jennifer Walters
of law firm GLK and H
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has been tapped to represent Emil Blonsky,
also known as the Abomination,
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in his upcoming parole hearing.
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The news has stirred up much controversy.
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Ever since it's been revealed that
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Jennifer Walters has
a superhero alter-ego called She-Hulk,
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the statuesque green lawyer
has been plagued by public backlash,
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with many questioning her qualifications.
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They took the Hulk's manhood away,
but then they gave it to a woman?
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I don't get it. Why are you turning
every superhero into a girl?
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So we have a Me Too movement,
and now all the male heroes are gone?
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I have no problem with female heroes.
Just saying make your own.
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I don't know about y'all, but I'd smash.
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We have Gideon Wilson, the prosecutor
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who put the Abomination away
all those years ago. Gideon.
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First, I would like to say,
it is frankly appalling that
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anyone would work towards
freeing a monster like the...
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- Have you seen this insanity?
- I don't care what anybody says about me.
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There's something in this country
called due process.
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- Emil deserves a fair hearing.
- You have to respond.
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You have to be
in control of your own narrative.
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Jennifer Walters speaking.
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Yes, I will be right there.
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Holliway beckons.
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Come on. This case is huge.
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People wanna know
every single detail about your life.
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You're a public figure now.
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The office has been flooded with
calls and requests for interviews,
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so you should do one.
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People only care
because I'm representing Emil Blonsky.
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Once that's over,
this whole media circus will die down.
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No, Jen, this is not gonna go away
just because you're ignoring it.
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Every minute I spend on this crap
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is one less minute
I spend focusing on my job.
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This is absolutely ridiculous.
I am incredibly upset.
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What kind of office
doesn't have any Red Bulls?
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- Dennis.
- No way... Not Jen Walters.
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Ms. Walters is head
of the Superhuman Law Division.
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We have too much history for me to be
comfortable with her on the case.
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I would love to know what this is about
and not work on it.
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- You wanted to see me?
- Ah, yes.
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Mallory Book is also
in the Superhuman Law Division.
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Yeah. No, I can't talk to a 10
about embarrassing man stuff.
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She could be my next fiancée.
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Happy to not be involved.
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Is he a lawyer?
He looks cool. I'll take him.
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Well, our friend,
Mr. Bukowski from the DA's office,
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needs help on a delicate matter.
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He's been defrauded by an ex-girlfriend
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and wants to file a suit against her
to get his money back.
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Yeah. I bought her jewelry,
flew her to Bali for a photo-shoot,
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paid off her Volkswagen Pass at.
Subscribed to...
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But why the Superhuman Law Division?
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The girlfriend in question is
a shape shifting Light Elf from New Asgard.
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Wow, Dennis.
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Okay. Well, to be fair, I thought
I was dating Megan Thee Stallion.
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I'm sorry. What?
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Sorry. You thought you were
dating Megan Thee Stallion?
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Multiple Grammy award-winner megastar
Megan Thee Stallion?
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What part of "shapeshifter"
did you not get?
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- You thought she drove a Pass at?
- This is why I don't want Walters.
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I'm so sorry.
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Ms. Walters, I received your message.
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Uh, Mr. Wong. Great entrance.
Perfect timing.
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- I really need to take this.
- You may go.
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Thank you. Uh, Pug, good luck.
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Dennis...
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Sorry.
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Everything Mr. Blonsky told you
is factual.
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I extracted him from the prison
against his own wishes,
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because I required a worthy opponent
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as part of my training
to become Sorcerer Supreme.
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And as Sorcerer Supreme, I insist that
he not be punished for my actions.
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Again, I am not the one
who will be punishing him.
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The parole board will not release him
after seeing this video.
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I know what you're thinking, Ms. Walters,
and I'm not erasing everyone's memories.
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Not again.
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That is not what I was thinking.
That is highly unethical.
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Yeah, it's also very messy, believe me.
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- Okay.
- We'll send him to the Mirror Dimension.
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- Don't know what that is, but no.
- Shadow Dimension?
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What you can do to help is show up
at the hearing and explain everything.
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Very well.
We'll reserve sorcery for strategy B.
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Don't tap your nose.
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So, Mr. Bukowski,
how much money in cash and gifts
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did you spend on
the Megan Thee Stallion imposter?
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Oh, man.
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How about I just say a number,
and you tell me higher or lower, okay?
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Considering that you bought her
a mid-sized sedan, how about $50,000?
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100?
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- 200?
- $200,000? I am not a fool.
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- No, it was more like 175.
- 100... $175,000?
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That's a house
in parts of the country, Mr. Bukowski.
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Yeah, right.
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So, are you gonna help me or not?
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I'm gonna start building your case,
and I will be in touch, Mr. Bukowski.
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All right.
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Okay.
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I'm not really Megan Thee Stallion.
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What's up, bro? How's it hanging, man?
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I got a change of heart.
I'm gonna drop the case.
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Wait. What? Just now? You just...
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The truth is, I think somewhere
deep inside, I knew. You know?
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I gave those things 'cause I wanted to.
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I was just embarrassed
to get found out in such a public way.
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But at some point in time,
you gotta take personal responsibility.
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- I have to say, this is unexpected.
- Well, it's just money after all.
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And now, I have a...
I got a story to tell.
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I'm sorry, Mr... This is Pug.
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Hey, man. I think
somebody towed my Cybertruck.
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They're saying it was a handicapped spot.
I swear it was a Cybertruck spot.
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Hello? You there?
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Your jaw's on the floor
because I drive a Cybertruck.
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Security!
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I love harassing women in the workplace.
It's my kick, baby.
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- Not cool.
- Let that be a warning.
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I don't.
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You guys know me.
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We're coming to you live from
outside the ultra-high security prison
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where the man known as the Abomination
will appear before a parole board.
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There is much public furor
over the possible release of...
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Wait. Is that her?
She-Hulk, can we get a word?
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Is it true you were
rejected by the Avengers?
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That was Jennifer Walters,
also known as She-Hulk,
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rumored to have been
rejected by the Avengers.
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- Hey. Are you ready for this?
- Yeah.
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Uh, are those your soul mates?
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- Ah, yeah.
- Okay.
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Is Wong about?
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No. I don't understand how
a guy with zero commute time is late.
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We are here today to determine
whether Emil Blonsky is
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suitable for return to society
after having served his minimum sentence.
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In light of recent evidence
of a prison escape,
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I think we all know how this is gonna go.
So, let's keep this brief.
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As Mr. Blonsky's counsel, I would love to
address the alleged prison escape.
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We do have a witness
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who is able to clear Mr. Blonsky
of any wrongdoing on his part.
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Then we'll start with that then.
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Well, yes, the witness is prepared
to give a statement
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after Mr. Blonsky gives his.
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Are we really entertaining
the idea of releasing
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someone who's been documented
escaping from prison?
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Now hold on. Mr. Blonsky,
do you feel you have been rehabilitated?
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Uh...
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Let's start by saying
that I feel great remorse,
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great shame to those that I've harmed.
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So, to answer your question,
yes, I feel I have been rehabilitated.
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I've spent every day of my incarceration
focused solely on redemption.
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I have changed.
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Emotionally, physically,
metaphysically, spiritually,
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karmically, cosmically,
inter-dimensionally...
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Et cetera.
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What Mr. Blonsky is trying to say
is that the man you see before you
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is not the same Emil Blonsky as before.
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All he wants now
is to be a contributing member of society.
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If released,
would you have a place to live?
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Yeah. You can rely on that.
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Mr. Blonsky does own a plot of land
on which he plans to work and reside.
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He's going into farming?
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No. Actually, he plans to open
a meditation retreat on the property.
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So, just very... Well, you know...
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And how does Mr. Blonsky
intend to fund this endeavor?
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Mr. Blonsky is currently
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in a long-term committed relationship
with several pen pals.
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All of whom have pledged
to financially support him.
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Excuse me. If I could...
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- May I clarify? Yeah.
- No.
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Blair, Ruth, Marta, Sheila, Alejandra,
Yvonne and Nicolette are my soul mates.
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We met through the prison pen pal program.
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They are my better eighths.
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Love you.
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I don't think we need to get into that
any further. Any other questions?
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Blonsky started the prison's
literacy program.
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He's helped countless prisoners
learn how to read.
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He leads guided meditation
and yoga for the prisoners.
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- He saved me from a bad marriage.
- That's it, Carl. Let it flow.
220
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Now the library is more than
just a quiet place to shiv someone.
221
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Instead of toilet wine,
prisoners make toilet kombucha.
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- I release you, Linda.
- Proud of you, Carl.
223
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- I love you so much.
- Yeah, okay, we're done with Carl.
224
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Is that all? Because there's still
the matter of Mr. Blonsky's escape.
225
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Uh...
226
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Yes, there were extenuating circumstances
that the witness will explain.
227
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If he ever decides to show up.
228
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My apologies, Ms. Walters and Emil.
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- Ah! Finally.
- I lost track of time.
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I've asked Wong here today
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because he is the man responsible
for Emil Blonsky leaving prison.
232
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And I do think you will see this
whole thing in a totally different light
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after hearing from him.
234
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,333
Have you ever heard of a kumite?
235
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,583
Mmm-mmm.
236
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,833
I'd like to move for dismissal
of all charges against my client.
237
00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:17,000
On what grounds?
238
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:21,125
Runa is the daughter of an Elfin diplomat
on Asgard and now in New Asgard.
239
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,958
- Did you know about this?
- As such, she has diplomatic immunity.
240
00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:28,458
She may have diplomatic immunity in
New Asgard, but we are not in New Asgard.
241
00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:30,208
Excuse me, Your Honor,
242
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:35,041
but Asgard is not a place, it is a people.
Therefore, I...
243
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,333
Thor's inspirational speeches
are not admissible in court.
244
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,041
Your Honor, this case is very cut and dry.
245
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:45,750
My client was defrauded of $175,000
by a scam artist.
246
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,458
He deserves compensation
247
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:49,958
for the financial and emotional trauma
that he's suffered.
248
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:53,125
My client and Mr. Bukowski
were in a consensual relationship
249
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,375
- and engaged in role-play.
- Oh, gross.
250
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,208
No rational adult would have
believed my client's texts
251
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,333
were from the real Megan Thee Stallion.
252
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:02,583
Mr. Bukowski knew he was dating Miss Runa
253
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and went along with it
until it no longer suited him.
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I did not.
255
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,958
This was a relationship gone bad,
not a scam.
256
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,500
Mr. Bukowski was blinded by love.
257
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:15,541
He absolutely believed that he was dating
the real Megan Thee Stallion.
258
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:20,458
I must say, I find it hard to believe that
Mr. Bukowski could be fooled so easily.
259
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:23,250
And the onus is on you
to prove that, Mr. Pugliese.
260
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,958
That being said,
I'll allow this to go to trial.
261
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:29,291
So, Miss Runa,
your motion to dismiss is denied.
262
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,583
Crushed that.
263
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:38,333
And when this is over, I'm canceling
my Hollywood Hookups subscription.
264
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:40,041
There's clearly no vetting process.
265
00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:49,083
In light of some new information I have
just received, I'm changing my ruling.
266
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:53,375
Come on, Runa.
This is getting a little broad.
267
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,916
Impersonating a judge is illegal.
Get down from there.
268
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:02,625
This is very good for us.
269
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,250
Yuck.
270
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:11,083
In regard to Mr. Blonsky
vacating his cell, I gave him no choice.
271
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,791
But it was absolutely
his choice to return.
272
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:20,541
I offered him asylum at the Kamar-Taj,
which is lovely this time of the year.
273
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,416
But he was quite adamant he be returned
274
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to serve out his sentence
and repay his debt to society.
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Thank you.
276
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:37,708
So you see, Emil Blonsky was forced
out of his cell against his will.
277
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:42,291
And even when offered instant freedom,
he chose to return to his cell.
278
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,583
These are not the actions of a criminal
279
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:48,291
but of a reformed man
who truly wants to do the right thing.
280
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,916
Well, that may be true of Emil Blonsky,
281
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,875
but when Blonsky
uncontrollably becomes Abomination,
282
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,250
isn't he a raging monster out for blood?
283
00:16:56,791 --> 00:17:00,625
Uh... Excuse me.
If I could just put your minds at ease...
284
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,267
- Oh, no, absolutely not.
- Hang on a sec.
285
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,250
- No. No, no.
- What?
286
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,166
Emil. Emil, no.
287
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,750
- It's fine, Jen.
- No, please.
288
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:14,500
No, no, no, no. You... Don't...
No, no, no, no.
289
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:20,708
Oh, my God.
290
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,375
No, no, no, no.
291
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,125
Everybody just relax
292
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,708
Get out of there! Get him...
293
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:31,875
- Oh, my God!
- Stop, stop, stop, stop.
294
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:34,541
- Oh, my God.
- Hang on. Force is not necessary.
295
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,083
As you can see, I'm in full control.
296
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:39,416
That's enough! Change back now!
297
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,958
Get down! Down. He's fine. It's fine.
He's totally fine.
298
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,833
- Emil!
- All right, all right. Calm down.
299
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,208
Please...
300
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:55,458
Uh...
301
00:17:55,541 --> 00:18:01,625
Ladies and gentlemen, I beg you to forgive
Mr. Blonsky's enthusiasm.
302
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:05,333
He didn't intend to frighten anyone.
303
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:10,583
In fact, this proves
that in every instance,
304
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:17,000
Mr. Blonsky could have broken free
but has chosen to remain in his cell.
305
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:23,083
As his stellar prison record reflects,
Mr. Blonsky spent his entire incarceration
306
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:27,458
practicing a strict regimen
of training and self-discipline
307
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,500
so that he may
walk among his fellow citizens
308
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:35,583
with no chance of becoming
a rampaging Abomination again.
309
00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:39,708
He deserves a future as a free man
and a productive citizen.
310
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,125
Thank you, Ms. Walters.
311
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,125
We will adjourn for today
and consider all of the facts.
312
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,250
We will reconvene
once a decision has been reached.
313
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:51,125
And please,
let's get this man some clothes.
314
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,041
- Oh, yeah.
- And as for Mr. Wong...
315
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:59,041
Just "Wong." The Sorcerer Supreme.
Master of the Mystic Arts.
316
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,208
Leader and former librarian of Kamar-Taj.
317
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,208
Yeah. You realize that
318
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:08,083
you've just admitted to facilitating
a prisoner escape, which is a crime.
319
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,208
I must depart.
320
00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:24,583
There she is.
321
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,958
How do you plan to take Blonsky down
when he rampages again?
322
00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:31,750
What about claims that
you're one of Blonsky's rumored soul mates?
323
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:34,000
Is there any truth to the rumors
you got your powers
324
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,083
- from a Mafia hit gone wrong?
- What?
325
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:40,958
That was Jennifer Walters rushing by,
undoubtedly hoping to avoid the protesters
326
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:43,041
that are gathered
just outside the gates here.
327
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,500
And then I get to my car,
and some protester has written on it,
328
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,416
"Monster defending a monster."
329
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,708
This can go away
with one little interview.
330
00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:54,000
- Good Day LA is thirsty for you.
- No, thank you. Hard pass.
331
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,083
I cannot wait for this to be over
332
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:59,625
so I can go back to being
a normal anonymous lawyer.
333
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:03,250
- Who also happens to be a Hulk.
- What are you talking about?
334
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:07,416
Jen, the genie is out of the bottle, girl.
You are a story now.
335
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,666
Okay, yeah. No. I don't want this.
336
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,541
Oh, my God. You're pregnant
with the Abomination's baby,
337
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,208
and you're flaunting a baby-bump.
338
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:16,875
- That's who the father is?
- Yeah.
339
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:19,708
Good God. Dennis Bukowski.
340
00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:23,625
- Yeah. No, you're gonna need that.
- Connecting the A and B story. Nice.
341
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,541
How did you two work with him for so long?
342
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,583
Oh, I killed him in my head several times,
in many different ways.
343
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:32,041
And yet he was convinced
that she had a crush on him.
344
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:35,333
- The man is almost terminally deluded.
- I'd call him gross.
345
00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:37,083
Yeah. Just gross.
346
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,458
Hey, would you be willing
to say that under oath?
347
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,541
I swear the testimony
I'm about to give today
348
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,041
is the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but the truth.
349
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:49,291
Hey, P-Dog, how is Jen our best option?
I gave you a whole list of my boys.
350
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,208
Jen is gonna help us clinch this.
Trust me.
351
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:56,416
Ms. Walters, how would you describe
your relationship to Mr. Bukowski?
352
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,541
We worked together for several years
at the DA's office.
353
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,375
Would you say that
you know Mr. Bukowski fairly well?
354
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,916
Definitely. We worked regularly
on cases together,
355
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,916
so I've spent a lot of time
with Mr. Bukowski.
356
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:13,916
Did he ever share his personal life
with you? Specifically, his dating life.
357
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,916
Yes, he would,
prolifically and unprompted.
358
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,208
You wanted to know.
359
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:23,708
How would you characterize Mr. Bukowski
in relation to his romantic life?
360
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:28,791
Self-absorbed, chauvinistic, conceited.
361
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:33,583
He once described himself
as a New York 10 and an LA 11.
362
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,208
He nicknamed his office the Dennisphere...
363
00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:40,166
Objection. Relevance.
364
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:44,666
Mr. Bukowski, need I remind you that
you're not representing yourself here?
365
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,750
And this is your witness.
366
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:50,375
But I agree.
Mr. Pugliese, get to your point.
367
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,958
It's been stated many times
in this courtroom
368
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,041
that a man of reasonable intelligence
369
00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:58,291
would never think that he was
dating the real Megan Thee Stallion.
370
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:03,250
In your opinion, Ms. Walters, do you think
that Dennis Bukowski would believe
371
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:07,125
that he could actually pull
Megan Thee Stallion?
372
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:12,333
Yes. Dennis Bukowski is
an almost pathologically entitled man.
373
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:15,708
He would absolutely believe that
he's dating the real Megan Thee Stallion
374
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,875
because he is truly that delusional.
375
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,208
No further questions, Your Honor.
376
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:32,166
In the case of
Bukowski v. Runa,
I award full damages to Dennis Bukowski
377
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:36,041
in the amount of $175,000.
378
00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:37,250
In addition,
379
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:43,541
we also sentence the defendant to 60 days
for impersonating a judge.
380
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,291
No, no, no, no, no, no.
381
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,791
That's right.
There's only one Megan Thee Stallion.
382
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,208
Make some noise.
383
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:51,208
Ah!
384
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,416
You guys think I have a shot with
the real Megan Thee Stallion?
385
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,500
Should I go back?
386
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,625
No. No. Please, don't do that.
Thanks for that testimony in there, Jen.
387
00:22:58,708 --> 00:22:59,750
It was my pleasure.
388
00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:02,458
The sad part is that elf's just gonna
get a slap on the wrist.
389
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,666
I wish there was a way
we could remove her powers
390
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,041
and make sure
she doesn't victimize anyone else.
391
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:10,291
Oh! Did Dennis Bukowski
just give me an idea?
392
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:12,958
That will stay between us.
393
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:23,750
We've just received word
the parole board has reached a decision.
394
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,750
After reviewing his record,
395
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:44,458
we hereby grant Mr. Blonsky's release
on parole, effective immediately.
396
00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:45,541
Yes.
397
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,750
As a condition of his parole,
398
00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:51,708
Mr. Blonsky is prohibited from
turning into Abomination indefinitely,
399
00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:55,458
and is ordered
to wear an inhibitor in perpetuity.
400
00:23:55,541 --> 00:24:00,041
Any violation of this condition will
result in his immediate return to prison.
401
00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:02,333
Understood. Thank you.
402
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:06,375
Thank you, Jen.
I'm in your debt, you know.
403
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Spiritually, of course.
404
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:10,375
Just stay out of the news.
That's all I ask.
405
00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:12,958
I don't wanna read any more stories
about either of us.
406
00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:14,583
You might wanna reconsider that.
407
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:17,708
They're gonna write a story
about you one way or the other, you know.
408
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,500
Better to be a part of it, really.
409
00:24:24,541 --> 00:24:27,041
The Abomination is now a free man.
410
00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:31,375
Here with us in the studio, the lawyer
responsible for his release, She-Hulk.
411
00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:34,166
Yeah, my name is Jennifer Walters,
not She-Hulk,
412
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:38,166
and my client's name is Emil Blonsky,
not the Abomination.
413
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:39,875
Got it.
414
00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:44,291
The high-profile nature of this case
and the fact that you yourself are a Hulk
415
00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:46,666
has catapulted you into the public eye.
416
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:50,000
So, tell us, how did you come up
with the name She-Hulk?
417
00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:52,916
Oh! Funny story, I didn't.
418
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,708
Some random guy on the news
came up with it
419
00:24:55,791 --> 00:25:00,083
after thinking about it for,
like, two seconds, but it stuck.
420
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:04,916
So, now whether I like it or not,
I am forever She-Hulk.
421
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,625
Great. We have to take a break.
422
00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:10,583
When we come back, She-Hulk shares
her diet and exercise secrets.
423
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:11,706
I'm sorry. What?
424
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,125
I got her. Come on, guys. I got her.
425
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:42,833
Oh, wait.
426
00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:48,291
Get off me.
427
00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:55,916
If you're gonna strut around
showing off your powers,
428
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,583
you better be able to back it up.
429
00:25:57,666 --> 00:26:01,291
When did I ever strut around
and show off my powers?
430
00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:09,875
Did you guys rob
an Asgardian construction worker?
431
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:11,958
Yeah.
432
00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:13,916
All right, let's do this.
433
00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:24,833
Sorry.
434
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:34,833
Okay, bad idea, bad idea.
435
00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:36,196
- Fall back!
- Go, go, go!
436
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:42,416
Okay, fellas, I admit
that did not go exactly as I imagined it.
437
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,875
Thunderball, did you get it?
438
00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:48,916
No. Once she turned into She-Hulk,
I couldn't pierce that nasty green skin.
439
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,041
Damn it.
Boss is gonna be mad.
440
00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,458
Hi. There's my new favorite client.
441
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,333
Just... Just your signature there.
442
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:01,791
And then just initial. Good.
443
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,500
And initials up here.
444
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,041
Huh.
445
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:23,208
Oh, you are way more fun
than my last lawyer.
446
00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:26,208
- I will kill for you, Megan Thee Stallion.
- Dial it back.
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