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[G get get h get hap get happy get happy" get happy" pl
get happy" play get happy" playin get happy" playing]
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♪ Hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Mom, someday can i
sort clothes all by myself?
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Sure, when you get old enough.
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How will i know
when i'm old enough?
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When you don't want to do it.
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Danny, all i need
is a buck. No way.
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You'd just squander
it on cheap thrills.
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There's a beautiful
new girl in school
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and she wants me
to show her the town.
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Now, i need a buck!
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You're gonna show a
girl the town on a dollar?
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It's not that big a town.
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Then i'll give you a nickel.
Buy her a picture postcard.
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Danny partridge. Yeah, mom.
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This is a brand-new
shirt and there are already
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two buttons
missing off the front.
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Make him pay for a new one.
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It's not my fault. Gloria
hickey tore them off.
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Who? Gloria hickey.
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She's a girl in school
and she hates me.
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So she came up and
ripped my buttons off.
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Danny, i know gloria hickey.
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You must have done
something to her first.
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Nothing.
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Well, it was an accident.
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I was walking along,
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and suddenly, i discovered i
had a ball of mud in my hand.
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And i thought to myself:
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"Boy, it sure is dumb for me
to be holding this ball of mud."
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So i tossed it away.
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And you hit gloria right in
the back of the head with it.
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Boy, it was a great
shot. Thanks a lot.
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Why did you hit
her with a mud ball?
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I can't stand her
and she's a creep.
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Danny! I'll get it.
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Danny!
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Gloria! Hi, danny.
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Listen, i'm sorry about
hitting you in the head
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with the mud ball.
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That's okay. It
was a great shot.
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Did you come over to see me? No.
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Oh. I came over to see your mom.
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I'm selling cookies
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and i thought she
might wanna buy a box.
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Well, you're talking
to the right person.
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I handle all the finances.
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How much are
they? A dollar a box.
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Nothing to it. i'll just
have to dip into petty cash.
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[♪♪♪]
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Shirley: Danny,
who was at the door?
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Uh, it was gloria hickey.
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She came over to apologize
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for tearing the
buttons off my shirt.
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Twelve boxes of cookies?
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Looks like you came out on
the short end of the apology.
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Don't tell anybody
i bought them.
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Now, see what you
made me do? Me?
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Danny, what'd you break now?
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Nothing. He dropped his cookies.
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Where'd you get them?
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He bought them
from gloria hickey.
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I didn't buy them. I mugged her.
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Why would you buy all those
cookies from a girl you can't...?
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[♪♪♪]
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I don't believe it.
Danny's in love.
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I am not in love.
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She's ugly, she's got buck teeth
and i never wanna see her again.
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[♪♪♪]
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He's in love, all right.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Is danny really in love?
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If he spent $12, he's in love.
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If she likes danny, she
ought to get a merit badge.
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All right, that's enough.
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I don't want you
kids teasing him.
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Having your first crush
on a girl is tough enough
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without you making it worse.
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Mom, i've been
waiting years for this.
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No. understood?
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I'm gonna have a talk with him.
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Keith, well, what do
11-year-old kids do on a date?
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I don't know. they can't
neck. Danny doesn't have one.
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Wish i'd have said
that. Glad i did.
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[♪♪♪]
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Danny, i want to talk to you.
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Danny: About what?
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About gloria.
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I hate gloria.
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Then why did you buy
all those cookies from her?
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She gave me a good
deal. It was strictly business.
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Danny, every boy starts
to like girls sooner or later.
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It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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But it couldn't be love, mom.
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Love is beautiful and nice.
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You know, you
must've read about it.
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A little.
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Well, i don't feel any of that.
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When i see gloria, i get
this strange yearning inside.
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What kind of yearning?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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You'll think I'm some
kind of "prevert."
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Danny, I promise I won't think
you're some kind of "prevert."
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Well, when i see
her, i get this yearning,
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this uncontrollable
desire to grab her
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and run up and
punch her in the arm.
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It's not normal.
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I've seen lots of movies
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and not one of them
does the hero run up
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and punch the girl in the arm.
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Danny, it isn't
normal for adults,
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but it's very normal
for an 11-year-old boy.
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It is?
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It's a young boy's way
of getting a girl's attention.
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You mean i'm
normal? Well, close.
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Boy, does that take
a load off my mind.
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Mom, when i see gloria,
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i also get another
uncontrollable desire.
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Oh?
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Yeah, to ask her to
the sixth-grade dance.
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Well, then ask her.
I can't. i'm afraid.
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, honey.
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[Knocking]
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Come in.
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Laurie, i know i've been
rotten to you in the past.
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Constantly.
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And i hope you
can forget all that,
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because i'm about
to bare my soul to you.
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Oh? I'm involved with a woman.
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A woman? are you
talking about gloria hickey?
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Now, let's leave
personalities out of it.
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I've been studying a lot of
techniques to impress women,
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and since you're
a woman, sort of,
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i thought i might
try them out on you.
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Sure. it might be educational.
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Okay, method number one.
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What are you
doing? Ignoring you.
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You know, playing
hard to get. Oh.
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If you ignore me, how
are you gonna ask me out?
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Maybe i ought to try
method two. Why not?
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Method number two.
Ask me what's on my mind.
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Okay, what's on your mind?
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I can't tell you. Why?
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Because i'm deep, dark and
mysterious. women love it.
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Wrong. Wrong?
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Better try method number three.
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I don't have a
method number three.
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Danny, if you're trying
to get the girl's attention,
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you're going about it all wrong.
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Look, pretend i'm gloria. Why?
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Well, talk to me
like you talk to her.
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And i'll point out
your mistakes, okay?
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Okay, but you have
to turn your back.
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I always walk up
on her from behind.
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Why do you do that?
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Because if she sees
me coming, she runs.
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Okay.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hi, gloria.
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Ow! danny, that was
definitely a mistake.
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I got your attention, didn't i?
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, danny finally
got up enough nerve
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to ask gloria to the dance.
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I hope she's wearing
shoulder pads.
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Look, when he comes down,
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i don't want you
kids teasing him.
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He's scared to death
and if you tease him,
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he's sure to back out.
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[Clears throat]
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[♪♪♪]
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Tracy: you look funny.
That does it. i'm not going.
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Oh, now, wait a minute, danny.
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Danny, there's
nothing to be afraid of.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You've never had
to ask a girl out.
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But, danny,
there's nothing to it.
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Excuse us. It's
time for man talk.
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Come here.
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Danny, if there's anything
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you want to know
about handling women,
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and you want to
get it from a real pro,
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you know who to ask.
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Yeah, but i already asked
keith. he was no help.
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I was talking about myself.
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Mr. kincaid,
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i know you're trying to make me
feel better by making me laugh.
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Bless you.
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[♪♪♪]
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Danny...
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Look, danny, it's
easy to ask a girl out,
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especially for someone
as brave as you.
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Right. why, dazzle her with
your impish grin and overpower...
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Well, don't overpower.
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Overwhelm her with
your natural charm.
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You really think i
have natural charm?
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Yeah, we don't talk about
it because we're jealous.
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I don't think you have charm.
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Well, you're jealous.
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That's the spirit.
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Yeah, what's there
to be afraid of?
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I'll walk right up, look her
straight in the eye and say:
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"Gloria, i want you to
go to the dance with me."
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Good. [Doorbell rings]
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I'll get it.
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Gloria: Hi, danny.
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I can't do it.
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, so much for natural charm.
Let's go have some ice cream.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Hi, mrs. partridge. Hi, gloria.
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I'm sorry if danny
acted rather strange.
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I didn't notice.
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Oh. oh, come in.
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Mrs. partridge, we're having
a sixth-grade dance at school,
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and the girls can ask the guys
because the guys chicken out
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and won't ask the
girls, you know?
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I certainly do.
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Gloria, are you here
to ask my brother out?
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Yeah. do you think he'll
go? Oh, i think he would.
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In fact, i'm certain of it.
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Really? i never dreamed
it would come true.
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I have such a crush on
him. Why don't you ask him.
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Between us women, he
has a crush on you too.
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I don't believe it. keith
partridge has a crush on me?
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[♪♪♪]
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Poor danny. What
are we gonna do?
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I really don't know.
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I've never been in a
situation like this before.
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I was once. I was in
love with rose barker,
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and she was in love
with captain kangaroo.
250
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,727
Captain kangaroo?
251
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,485
Oh, she wasn't in
love with the man.
252
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:10,203
She was in love with the image.
253
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:13,928
Hi.
254
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,103
[♪♪♪]
255
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,872
Why does everybody look so glum?
256
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:26,409
Keith, i'm afraid you
have a big problem.
257
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,852
Oh, i do? Mm-hm.
258
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,718
Little gloria hickey's
in love with you.
259
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,946
Is this a put-on?
Afraid not, brother.
260
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,823
She's gonna ask you
to the sixth-grade dance.
261
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,630
Poor danny. Does he know?
262
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:42,495
No, and i don't
want him to know.
263
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,495
It would break his heart.
264
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,328
What am i gonna do?
265
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:56,180
Laurie, mom, mr. kincaid.
266
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,205
Home wrecker!
267
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:01,210
[♪♪♪]
268
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:04,323
I think he knows.
269
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,816
[♪♪♪]
270
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,524
Did you talk to danny?
271
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,163
I tried to last night. He
just didn't want to talk.
272
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,189
I wish i could help him.
273
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,804
Oh, he'll get over it.
274
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,856
Kids forget those
things pretty fast.
275
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,234
I hope so.
276
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:23,642
Boy, that does
it. It's not fair.
277
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,766
I mean, i can understand
a guy wanting revenge,
278
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,871
why must the
innocent always suffer?
279
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,113
Keith, why are you
walking around with a comb
280
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,739
sticking out of your head?
281
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,384
Why? i'll tell you why.
It's stuck there for good.
282
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,780
Danny put molasses on it.
283
00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:38,582
Yeah, well, it's not funny.
284
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,794
Not only did he mess with my
head, he short-sheeted my bed.
285
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,687
Then, during the
middle of the night,
286
00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:47,489
he poured corn
flakes all over me.
287
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:48,893
I didn't get any sleep at all.
288
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,234
I snapped, crackled
and popped all night.
289
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,800
Poor danny. "Poor danny"?
290
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,798
You weren't the one
who got breakfast in bed.
291
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:58,270
Keith, he thinks you
stole his girlfriend.
292
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,540
Right, you're a home wrecker.
293
00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:02,939
I am an innocent home wrecker.
294
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,412
Look, i can't get mad at him
295
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,710
because i understand
the way he must feel,
296
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:09,352
but that still doesn't get
the comb out of my hair.
297
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,218
All right, i'll go
and talk to him.
298
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,447
No.
299
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,191
No, this is between
me and danny.
300
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:17,816
I think it's about time we
had a man-to-almost-man talk.
301
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,393
[♪♪♪]
302
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,402
[Knocking]
303
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,465
Danny, can i talk
to you a minute?
304
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:33,507
Sure. why not? you won.
You have the right to gloat.
305
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,536
I am not here to gloat.
306
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,112
Why? i'd gloat if i were you.
307
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,050
You have the most beautiful
girl in the whole world
308
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:42,406
in love with you.
309
00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,484
You're mr. lucky
and i'm mr. loser.
310
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,193
Danny, i'm sorry this
whole thing happened.
311
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,916
I can't accept your apology.
312
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:53,691
I'm not apologizing. I have
nothing to apologize for.
313
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,592
Sure. it's not your fault
314
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,064
you stole my girlfriend from me.
315
00:14:57,162 --> 00:15:00,972
It's not your fault you broke
up a beautiful relationship.
316
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:05,336
It's not your fault i cry
myself to sleep at night.
317
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:07,867
[♪♪♪]
318
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,582
Okay, yesterday i tried
the mr. nice-guy approach
319
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,108
and it didn't work.
320
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,223
But something's gotta
be done. What's wrong?
321
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,645
Last night danny snuck
into my room again. look.
322
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:22,987
"Danny loves gloria"?
323
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,618
While i'm dreaming
about native girls in tahiti,
324
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:26,964
that redheaded hamburger
325
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:29,129
is printing true
confessions on my chest,
326
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,798
and he did it in indelible ink.
327
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:33,996
This situation is beginning to
get out of hand. where is danny?
328
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,239
He's in the garage.
329
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,577
Danny, i wanna talk to you.
330
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,551
It won't do any good, mom.
331
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,019
I just have to reconcile myself
332
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,487
to the fact that i'll
be miserable forever,
333
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,486
thanks to keith.
334
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,433
That isn't gonna help at all.
335
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,556
Honey...
336
00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:08,029
As you get older, you'll
find out that most of the time,
337
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,273
love doesn't work out
the way you want it to.
338
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,500
And it does hurt.
339
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:15,474
It hurts like fury.
340
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:18,744
I'm sorry.
341
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:22,184
But, danny, you can't
honestly blame keith.
342
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:25,375
I mean, you can't really believe
343
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,494
he's interested
in little gloria.
344
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:28,916
That makes it all the worse.
345
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:32,291
To him, she's just
another wild fling.
346
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:33,831
Oh, danny.
347
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,096
But she doesn't like me, mom.
348
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,625
I have to blame somebody.
349
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,631
[♪♪♪]
350
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,673
[Doorbell rings]
351
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:48,471
I'll get it. Okay.
352
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,414
[♪♪♪]
353
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,149
Hi, keith. Hi, gloria.
354
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,919
Uh, just a second.
355
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,852
Laurie, it's her. What do i do?
356
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,024
What do you do with
girls in love with you?
357
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,993
Laurie, you have a dirty
mind. She's 11 years old.
358
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,902
I could tell her you're
not here. Laurie...
359
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,655
All right, there's
only one thing to do.
360
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,875
Break the truth to her gently
361
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,829
and build danny
up in the process.
362
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:19,144
She might get the
hint. Good idea.
363
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:24,979
Come on in, gloria.
364
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,847
[♪♪♪]
365
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:31,076
Gloria, don't you think
Danny's really a great guy?
366
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:35,953
He's icky. i love you, keith,
and i know you love me too.
367
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,585
Laurie and your mom
told me. They did?
368
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,026
Uh, excuse me, gloria.
369
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,034
You told her i loved her?
370
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,472
We thought she was
talking about danny.
371
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,068
Thanks a lot. Now what do i do?
372
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,341
It's up to you.
373
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,169
I make it a point
never to interfere
374
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,114
with other people's love lives.
375
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:04,418
So she thinks she likes keith.
Does that mean you're giving up?
376
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:07,486
You don't call it giving up
when the game's all over.
377
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:11,216
Well, i never thought
i'd raise a quitter.
378
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,863
Who's a quitter? You are.
379
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:17,229
Danny, most things
in life that people want
380
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:18,829
aren't just handed to them.
381
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,731
If you really want something,
you have to keep trying.
382
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,574
You mean i should
fight for gloria?
383
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,769
That's exactly what i mean.
384
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,340
I think you're right.
385
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,938
I'm gonna go over to
gloria's house right now
386
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,341
and punch her in the arm.
387
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,912
[♪♪♪]
388
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:38,353
So i came over to ask you
to go to the sixth-grade dance.
389
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:44,422
Gloria... miss hickey.
390
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:47,633
Miss hickey, i'd love to go
to the dance with you but...
391
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,156
You long-haired hamburger,
392
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,201
that's my girlfriend
you're asking out!
393
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,126
Danny, wait a minute.
Leave me alone!
394
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,702
Danny, you don't understand.
I understand enough!
395
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,801
What's going on?
396
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,273
A fight for the
honor of a woman.
397
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:01,771
We are not fighting for
the honor of a woman.
398
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,614
I'm not interested in
her. She's 11 years old.
399
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,410
[♪♪♪]
400
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:13,292
Shirley: gloria! Miss hickey!
401
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:15,785
Now see what you've done?
402
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,688
[♪♪♪]
403
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,395
[Doorbell rings]
404
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:39,507
Gloria, come on in.
405
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,751
I guess you're
here to see keith.
406
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,817
No, i'm here to see you.
407
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,817
Danny, i have to
talk to you, alone.
408
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:53,055
We are alone. Oh, yeah.
409
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,188
Danny, i have a
confession to make.
410
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:58,264
I'm not in love
with keith anymore.
411
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,503
You're not? No.
412
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:04,369
Yesterday you were willing
to fight for me, but he wouldn't.
413
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,639
He couldn't love me.
414
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,738
Well, i knew it all along.
415
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:13,511
I just wanted to
break it to you gently.
416
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,282
You're so considerate.
That's true.
417
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,281
And, danny? Yeah?
418
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:21,793
Would you take me to
the dance tomorrow night?
419
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,787
[♪♪♪]
420
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,755
[Singing "i would have
loved you anyway"]
421
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,600
♪ Ooh ♪
422
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:35,266
♪ ooh ♪
423
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,797
♪ you know that I've
been watchin' you ♪
424
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,373
♪ for quite some time ♪
425
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:45,111
♪ tryin' to find a way
of makin' you mine ♪
426
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:48,580
♪ long before you started
a-comin' on strong with me ♪
427
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:53,590
♪ with a super charm that
brought me down to see ♪
428
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:56,455
♪ hey, didn't you know
that you've been actin' ♪
429
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,285
♪ like a movie star ♪
430
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:04,060
♪ and didn't you think I'd
dig the person you are ♪
431
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:07,602
♪ no, you never really
had to put on all that show ♪
432
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:13,439
♪ I decided when I met
you a long long time ago ♪
433
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:17,008
♪ whoa whoa ♪
434
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,849
♪ I would have
loved you anyway ♪
435
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:26,116
♪ I would have
thought you were fine ♪
436
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,858
♪ I would have
taken you any day ♪
437
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,055
♪ I still would try
to make you mine ♪
438
00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:39,328
♪ I would have
loved you anyhow ♪
439
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:43,341
♪ I would have
thought you were okay ♪
440
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:47,435
♪ just like I'm lovin'
you here and now ♪
441
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:51,839
♪ tellin' ya I'll never
go away go away ♪
442
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:54,383
♪ go away ♪
443
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:06,090
♪ So you never really
had to put on all that show ♪
444
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:10,831
♪ I decided when I met
you a long, long time ago ♪
445
00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:14,299
♪ whoa whoa ♪
446
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:19,199
♪ I would have
loved you anyway ♪
447
00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:23,244
♪ I would have
thought you were fine ♪
448
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:27,312
♪ I would have
taken you any day ♪
449
00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:32,322
♪ I still would try
to make you mine ♪
450
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:36,187
♪ I would have
loved you anyhow ♪
451
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:37,458
[Applause]
452
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,456
♪ I would have
thought you were okay ♪
453
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:52,168
[Girls giggling]
454
00:22:57,676 --> 00:23:00,806
No one wants an autograph
from a home wrecker.
455
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:04,022
[♪♪♪]
456
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:12,993
[♪♪♪]
457
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:15,891
Danny, tell us what you and
gloria hickey did on your date.
458
00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:19,704
No way. i told you, a gentleman
doesn't discuss those things.
459
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,768
Can't you tell us just a little?
460
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,567
Laurie, you're a woman. I
thought you'd understand.
461
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:26,809
Girls are also curious.
462
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,565
I can't betray my confidence.
463
00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:30,313
Keith: Mm-hm.
can i tell you why he
464
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,939
can't betray his confidence?
465
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:35,753
Because nothing happened.
That's not true. a lot happened.
466
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:38,245
Like what?
467
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:40,690
Well, like when i was
standing on one side
468
00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:42,286
of the gym with the guys
469
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:45,887
and gloria was standing on
the other side with the girls,
470
00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:48,531
well, she finally came over
and asked me to dance.
471
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:50,827
Why didn't you ask her to dance?
472
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,959
I was ignoring her.
473
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,326
A woman loves it
when a guy ignores her.
474
00:23:56,435 --> 00:24:00,305
Forget the dance. get to the
good stuff, after the dance.
475
00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:03,305
Well, after the dance,
i walked her home.
476
00:24:03,408 --> 00:24:06,608
It was a beautiful moonlit
night, really romantic,
477
00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:08,251
just like in the movies.
478
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:11,816
Don't tell me. You
looked deep into her eyes.
479
00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:13,587
Yeah, i did that.
480
00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:17,385
Then you realized
it was true love
481
00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:18,589
and you reached for her,
482
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:20,530
and then you
punched her in the arm.
483
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,495
Were you following
me? Just a guess.
484
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:26,865
Well, you left out the best
part. she punched me back.
485
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:30,595
I swear i'll never wash
this shoulder again.
486
00:24:30,702 --> 00:24:35,672
Why not? Because
i can't lift my arm.
487
00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:38,944
[♪♪♪]
488
00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:47,223
[♪♪♪]
489
00:24:47,273 --> 00:24:51,823
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