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[The partridge family's
"come on get happy" playing]
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♪ Hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[Doorbell ringing]
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[Doorbell continues]
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All right, all
right, I'm coming.
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[♪♪♪]
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Man: Shirley? Dad.
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Are you gonna stare at me
with one eyeball all night?
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Sorry. For a moment, I thought
you were an overaged boy scout.
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What is happening?
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Grandpa, what
are you doing here?
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Just thought I'd
stop by and say hello.
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Hello. Hello.
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At 1:00 in the morning?
The shank of the evening.
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What's going on down here?
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Grandpa, how come you're
wearing those funny clothes?
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I was hoping he was on his
way home from a costume party.
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You have been
stuck inside so long,
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you don't recognize
somebody wearing outdoor gear.
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Well, where's grandma?
At home, as usual.
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Warm milk and in bed by 9:30.
That's her idea of a wild time.
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Are you staying
here tonight? Yeah.
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It's my first stop on
the way to big sur.
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What about mom?
Isn't she going with you?
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We've split. Broken up.
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[Speaks French]
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Again? and this
time it's for good,
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and don't look so surprised.
Everybody else is doing it.
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I remember when baseball
used to be the national pastime.
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[Doorbell rings]
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What's going on here?
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Somebody must have let the
word out that we're open 24 hours.
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Mom! I left home.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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What's this all about?
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He's off on another one
of his adolescent binges.
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If you had your way, I'd be
just like all those stuffy old fogies
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that live in our
neighboneighborhoodrhood.
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I could say a few
things now. And you will.
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No. I don't wanna talk
in front of the children.
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They think you're wonderful. Ha!
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It's time everyone
was in bed anyway.
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If he's staying, I'm going.Mom.
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One more night
isn't going to kill you.
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After all, you've slept in
the same bed for 40 years.
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Everyone's entitled
to a little mistake.
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Amanda just won't
keep up with the times.
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She's just a great big
hm-hm-hm, square.
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Maybe you'll both feel differently
about things in the morning.
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Not a chance. Ha! Ha-ha!
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[♪♪♪]
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Aren't you gonna
add some more flour?
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I wasn't planning
to. I always do.
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Okay, it doesn't matter to me if
you aren't gonna add any more flour.
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Boy, am I hungry!
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Hold it down. Your
grandfather's asleep on the sofa.
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It's not normal for kids to be
quiet. I might end up maladjusted.
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I think we're all suffering
from educational overkill.
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Do you see? He's
interfering with your lives.
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You know what I said,
he's impossible to live with.
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It's not too late to
add a little more flour.
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For Pete's sakes, Amanda,
let her fix the pancakes
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the way she wants!
It's her house.
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Could you get everybody
to hold it down, Shirley?
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I'm trying to sleep.
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[♪♪♪]
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If you wanna make
a noise, Shirley,
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you go right ahead.
It's your house.
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I knew she was gonna say that!
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[♪♪♪]
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[Music playing]
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[Tires screeching]
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[Crashing]
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[Mouthing] Oh, no.
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Shirley: Would you kids tell me
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why you're escorting
me into the cellar?
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Danny: Because we
wanna talk to you in private.
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And for now, don't
think of us as your kids,
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think of us as a
grievance committee.
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Mom, we love our
grandparents an awful lot, but...
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To put it tactfully, they're
driving us up the walls.
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Yeah.right.
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I realize the last few days
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have been rather trying, but
I don't know what we can do.
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Look, mom,
grandpa's a great guy,
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but I'm afraid
to drive with him.
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He keeps wanting to
drag with all my friends.
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Grandma lowered all the hems on my
dresses so that they cover my knees.
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Grandpa stepped on my doll
and made her wet her new dress.
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It's Reuben.
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I thought I heard
voices down there.
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Since when has the partridge
family gone underground?
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There is a logical explanation.
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Well, I don't wanna hear it. Because
if it isn't logical, we're all in trouble.
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I just wanna see if you
got all the arrangements
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for the club date
day after tomorrow.
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Yeah, everything's all set.Good.
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But we can't leave until
my parents are reconciled.
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Well, that's a joke, right? No.
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I didn't think so.
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We have to get them
back together again.
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Hey, how about ordering
some flowers and candy
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for grandma and
signing grandpa's name?
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Well, he'd just deny he'd sent
them. Hey, I've got an idea.
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How about if we fix grandpa
up with a beautiful girl
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and make grandma jealous?
Danny, this is not Peyton place.
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Please, will somebody
come up with something fast?
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I'm getting a cramp in my back.
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Why don't we just ask them
to talk nicely to each other?
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What is it with drummers?
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I guess the noise
affects their brains.
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Well, if we could get them to talk to each
other, perhaps their quarrel would be over.
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But first we'd have to get
them to stay in a room together.
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Well, it's worth a try, for their
sakes. Not to mention ours.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hello?
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Keith? grandpa?
I'm in the shower.
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Could you do me a favor and get some sheet
music for me? I left it in the garage.
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If you're in the shower, what
do you want with sheet music?
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Um, I wanna practice. I
always sing in the shower.
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Well, sure, I'll get it.
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But, hey, look, I left my
reading glasses in there.
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Do you mind if I come in and
get them? Do you have to?
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Well, if I'm gonna be hunting around
in that garage, I might need them.
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Sure. Come on in.
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I'll be right back.
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[♪♪♪]
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Thanks.
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Shirley, if you'd get
all that out of there
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and then move the
instruments, I think...
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I didn't know this
place was occupied.
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If you'd knock
first, you'd find out.
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Who knocks before
they come into a garage?
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Dad. Dad.
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Look, now that you're both here,
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won't you tell me once and for
all what this argument is about?
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There wouldn't be any
argument if he'd just act his age.
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A regular grandma Moses.
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The only time she
ever wore hot pants
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was when she spilled
her tea on them.
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There's got to be more to
this than just clothes styles.
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There sure is. He's
got this darn fool notion
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of going up and living
in the woods at big sur.
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Well, it's better than standing around,
complaining about your aches and pains!
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All right, so you
disagree on something.
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But that's no
reason to split up.
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Won't you both agree to try
and work this out sensibly?
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Mom?
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Well, I will if he will.
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Dad?
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[Mumbling]
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That's more like it.
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All right, why do you
wanna go to big sur?
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Because he's off his rocker.
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There's your typical
establishment thinking!
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You're old.
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Have you looked
in a mirror lately?
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Don't you think you both
could try...? That does it!
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I am leaving for big sur. And
I am leaving in the morning!
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Have a nice trip!
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[♪♪♪]
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You were gonna say something?
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[Sighs]
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I think I better quit
while I'm behind.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, I suppose you're
wondering why I asked you all here.
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Keith: Oh, not at all.
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It's becoming a family tradition
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to hold meetings in the cellar.
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Danny, what's your point?
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Okay. Everybody look up
and tell me what you see.
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A crack in the
ceiling.Mr. Kincaid's neck.
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No. Out the window.
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What color is the sky?
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Careful, Chris. It might
be a trick question.
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Blue? right. It's beautiful out.
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But grandpa made up some
excuse about not leaving
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because it's not a nice
enough day to leave.
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He also claimed he forgot to
wind the electric alarm clock.
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Is that good or bad?
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Good. It means he really
doesn't wanna leave mom.
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Now all we have to do
is to convince him of that.
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He'll never believe it.
Danny: That's what I figured.
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But if we push him into going,
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he'll have to face facts
and go back with grandma.
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Well, I don't know.
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It might work. What
do you think, mom?
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Does anybody have a
better idea? Well, I do.
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Let's get out of here.
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My seersucker's
starting to wheeze.
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[♪♪♪]
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All: Surprise!
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Grandpa: What's this all about?
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We figured you'd be leaving
early tomorrow morning,
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and this is our last
chance to say goodbye.
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Oh?
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[♪♪♪]
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I made you a present.
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Gee, Tracy, that's very nice.
Mom helped me with the spelling.
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It'll help you get
a ride hitchhiking.
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Here's my compass.
It doesn't work, though.
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It always points
the same direction.
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Oh, that's just
fine. Fine, Chris.
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I made these socks
for your birthday,
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but I guess you
can use them now.
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I'm not very good at knitting.
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Oh, they're great.
One's knee-length.
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Bye-bye.bye-bye.
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Here's something in case
you get bitten by a rattlesnake.
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A bullet? So you have
something to bite on.
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Bye.bye.
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Here's a little something
just in case you get bored.
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I didn't know they
still made these things.
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Bye, grandpa.Bye-bye.
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All: Bye, grandpa.Bye. Bye.
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, I guess you'll
wanna get some sleep.
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Uh... well, I thought
I'd listen to the radio.
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I'm, uh, kind of into
this all-night disc jockey.
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But if you're leaving
in the morning...
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Um...
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It's gonna be kind
of hot in the morning.
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I thought I'd wait
till it cools off.
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You know, dad, it
wouldn't be a crime
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if you decided to change
your mind about going.
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00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:45,136
Uh, what makes you think
I wanna change my mind?
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00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,445
I don't think you really
wanna leave mom.
245
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,981
I just can't wait to leave her.
246
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,186
[♪♪♪]
247
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:55,024
Dad, all those silly excuses.
248
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:59,124
It's pretty obvious you're just looking
for a reason to keep from going.
249
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,162
You're right.
250
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,303
You're absolutely right.
251
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,467
Danny: Mom! Mom! Wake
up, wake up! Mom, wake up!
252
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,484
Get up, mom!
Danny, what's wrong?
253
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,296
He's gone. I went
to get the paper
254
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,314
so I could read the stock
market, and grandpa's gone!
255
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,256
He left this note.
256
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,875
Well, he's gone, all
right. Our plan backfired.
257
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,696
Grandma, he says
you can keep the car,
258
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,974
the house and the
electric toothbrush.
259
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,057
Don't worry, mom,
he'll come back.
260
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,836
No, he won't.
He'll just get lost.
261
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,631
Well, let's go after him.
We'll find him if it takes all day.
262
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,847
But what about the show
tonight? You know what they say:
263
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,716
"The show must go on." I'd
like to know who said that.
264
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:40,759
The man that's gonna give back
the money if we don't show up tonight.
265
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:43,415
The place we're playing is
on the way to big sur anyway.
266
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,600
Let's pack up. Maybe
we can catch him.
267
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,076
Honey, you call Reuben, tell
him we'll pick him up on the way.
268
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,557
Okay.
269
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,337
[♪♪♪]
270
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,620
Keith: I hope he didn't
stop off for something to eat.
271
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,880
Danny: He told me he
was gonna trap all his food.
272
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:57,153
Keith: I hope he stopped
off for something to eat.
273
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,626
Grandma: He's out
there lost. I know he is.
274
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,277
Shirley: He'll be
all right, mom.
275
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:04,111
Laurie: I think I see
something up ahead there.
276
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,500
Danny: Yeah. He's
flat on his back.
277
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:12,253
Dad, are you all right?
278
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:15,638
Oh, I never felt better in my
life. What are you doing here?
279
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,123
We're on our way to
a show. Climb aboard.
280
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,304
Uh...
281
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,520
Oh, i... well, when
you're hitching,
282
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:27,180
I don't think it's right to take a
ride from somebody you know.
283
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:30,046
But we're going your way
and you had your thumb out.
284
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,399
Well, I... I suppose
you're right.
285
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,180
That is the same as a contract.
286
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,395
Boys, help your grandfather.
287
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,445
Stay where you are! I
don't need any help. I...
288
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,851
[♪♪♪]
289
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,463
Danny: Hi, grandpa.
Chris: Hi, grandpa.
290
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,770
Hi, kids. Hi, kids. Hi, kids.
291
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:55,197
[♪♪♪]
292
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,919
Well, one nice thing,
293
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:15,346
we can have a farewell
dinner before you go.
294
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,745
[Snoring]
295
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,269
[♪♪♪]
296
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:27,147
Well, I had to go to every music
store in town, but I finally got one.
297
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,719
Good. Do you all know
it? Let me glance at it.
298
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,537
I have a photographic mind.
299
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,545
Sure you do. Only you
always forget to put the film in.
300
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,768
Mom, where's
grandma and grandpa?
301
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:40,337
Reuben's bringing
them here. I hope.
302
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:43,596
[Singing "I'm on
my way back home"]
303
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,373
Enjoy the show.
304
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:33,558
Thank you. Thank you very
much, ladies and gentlemen.
305
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:36,483
I would like to
dedicate this next song
306
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:40,699
to two very special people
in our audience tonight.
307
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,091
My mother and father.
308
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:03,588
Many things have happened during
the 40 years they've been married.
309
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:06,073
But no matter what,
they've always managed
310
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:09,214
to love and
understand each other.
311
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:14,518
I think this song that dad always
sings to mom will explain why.
312
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:23,481
♪ You're my best girl ♪
313
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:28,183
♪ and nothing you do is wrong ♪
314
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:35,153
♪ I'm proud you belong to me ♪
315
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:45,410
♪ and if a day is rough on me ♪
316
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:54,027
♪ having you there
is enough for me ♪
317
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:59,778
♪ and if someday ♪
318
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:04,090
♪ another girl comes along ♪
319
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:12,088
♪ it won't take
her long to see ♪
320
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:17,320
♪ that I'll still be found ♪
321
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:22,149
♪ just hanging around ♪
322
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:30,070
♪ my best girl ♪
323
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:09,497
♪ And if someday ♪
324
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:13,902
♪ another girl comes along ♪
325
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:21,897
♪ it won't take
her long to see ♪♪
326
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:28,036
That I'll still be found
327
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,570
just hanging round...
328
00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:40,012
♪ My best girl ♪♪
329
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:44,535
You old bag, I love you.
330
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:46,577
[Crowd applauding]
331
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:51,756
[♪♪♪]
332
00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:01,595
Mom, I think it
worked. Let's hope so.
333
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,467
[Knocking]
334
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,169
I'll get it.
335
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,213
Oh, come on in.
336
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,780
It's nice to see
you two together.
337
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:15,222
We just wanted to tell
you what we thought
338
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:17,179
about that song
you dedicated to us.
339
00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:19,008
Oh, you don't have to thank us.
340
00:23:19,006 --> 00:23:21,656
We weren't planning to.
It was a sentimental trick.
341
00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:23,791
Grandpa: A really hokey stunt
342
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:27,103
to stir up the old
memory glands, right?
343
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:29,231
Pretty obvious.
344
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:32,503
You didn't think a few bars of
music would change our minds.
345
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:35,588
There's one thing I'll say for
Amanda, you can't hype her.
346
00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:37,588
What does that mean?
347
00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:39,630
They can't pull the
wool over your eyes.
348
00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:41,325
Why, thank you.Yes.
349
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:43,602
Well, at least you
agree on something.
350
00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:45,636
Grandpa: That's
not so surprising.
351
00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:47,641
No, we've agreed
on other things.
352
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:51,043
Yes. We wouldn't have had
all that trouble about big sur
353
00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,078
if you weren't so stubborn.
354
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:55,913
Me? You had to have your
own way. You are stubborn.
355
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:58,262
If you'd only... if you'd just
agree to try it for a week.
356
00:23:58,262 --> 00:24:01,002
You didn't ask me to try
it. You insisted on going.
357
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,834
Would you try it, mom?
358
00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:06,882
Uh... yes, I suppose so.
359
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,398
You mean it?
360
00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:11,454
I wouldn't pull the
hype over your eyes.
361
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,970
Oh, you wouldn't...
362
00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:15,934
Hey, come on. We gotta get
going. We got another show.
363
00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:18,112
You two can wait
right here if you like.
364
00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:21,108
Oh, would you do us
just one more favor?
365
00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:24,511
Sure. What is it? Don't
play that song again.
366
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:27,896
Oh, you do it real well, but
nobody does it like guy lombardo.
367
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,511
Grandpa: No.
368
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:31,912
[♪♪♪]
369
00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:44,127
[♪♪♪]
370
00:24:44,177 --> 00:24:48,727
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