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[Partridge family theme playing]
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♪ Come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singing ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ the five of us ♪
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♪ and mom working all day ♪
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♪ we knew we could help
her if our music would pay ♪
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♪ Danny got Reuben
to sell our song ♪
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♪ and it really came together
when mom sang along ♪
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♪ come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singing ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪♪
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[Playing guitar]
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[Doorbell ringing]
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Chris: I'll get it!
Danny: I'll get it!
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I'll get it! Shirley:
I've got it!
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So cut it out, both of you!
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I never get anything.
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Me neither, and
I'm bigger than you.
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Hi, Reuben.
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[Door closes]
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All right, who did it?
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Who did it?
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Did what?
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Who is responsible for
Bonnie kleinschmidt?
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Two Germans?
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No, it goes a lot
deeper than that.
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Who's Bonnie kleinschmidt?
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The girl who's been hounding me
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since this morning.
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The girl who yanked
me out of my car,
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threw me to the ground,
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and began smothering
me with kisses.
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And that cop had
the nerve to ask
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if I was bothering her!
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Why is she chasing you?
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Because someone told her
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I could get her into
show business...
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And that someone is a partridge!
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Which partridge?
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I didn't have a chance to ask.
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I was out of breath
from running.
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I'm sure you must be mistaken.
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I, I know that
none of us would...
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Danny?
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I'm going to bed, mom.
It's way past my bedtime.
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Daniel partridge,
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you come down here this minute.
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Couldn't I at least
say my prayers first?
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What ever gave you the
idea you could operate
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your own lonely hearts club?
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I didn't think I was
doing anything wrong.
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What you said is
Reuben needs a wife.
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I need a what?
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I told them to
get you a goldfish,
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but they wouldn't listen.
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[♪♪♪]
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I hope you learned
something from all this.
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I sure did.
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I learned Mr. Kincaid
has rotten taste in girls.
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If I liked girls, I'd like
Bonnie kleinschmidt.
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That's your opinion.
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No, honest.
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I talked to some other
guys... 12, 14-year-olds.
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They all give her
figure an x-rating.
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But looks aren't everything.
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Yeah, but I don't know
too many girls with money.
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Well, there are other things.
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A girls should have
a nice personality,
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common interests...
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Like cathleen Darcy.
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Who?
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Oh, she's a girl I used
to work with at the bank.
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She's very nice.
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As a matter of fact, she'd
be perfect for Reuben.
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Hey, that's great.
I'll go call him.
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Hold it right there.
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But think of poor Mr. Kincaid.
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We can't let an
opportunity go by.
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He can't have too
many chances left.
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I think I'll give a
barbecue on Saturday.
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I'll invite them
both, separately,
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so that if they
don't hit it off,
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they won't be stuck
with each other.
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Hey, that's a great
idea. It's sneaky.
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I prefer to think of it
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as being tactful.
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I'm glad you approve.
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It's late.
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Good night, honey.
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[Dog whimpering]
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[Barks]
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Anybody for another
Reuben burger?
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No, thank you, but I must say,
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those were the best
hamburgers I've ever tasted.
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This isn't exactly
the best hamburger
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I've ever tasted.
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Well, that must have been
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the one I dropped.
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Shirley tells me
you're in business
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for yourself now.
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Yes.
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I, I manufacture cosmetics.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Cathleen...
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You know, that's been
a favorite name of mine
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since, since I read the book,
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cathleen the great.
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Pass the pickles, please.
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I think you must mean
Catherine the great.
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Well, in the reader's
digest version,
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they shortened it to cathleen.
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Reuben, would you pass
Danny the pickles, please?
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Oh, my cake! I brought a cake.
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Uh, strawberry cream.
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I love strawberry cream.
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I'll get it.
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No, that's okay, I'll serve.
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I'll help.
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Here are your pickles.
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No, thanks. I
don't like pickles.
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I think Reuben really
likes miss Darcy.
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I think it's a little
more than that.
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He's in love?
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Him?
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Sure, couldn't you tell?
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He was looking at her
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like you look at
your catcher's mitt.
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Boy, he's got it bad.
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[Partridge family's "she'd
rather have the rain" plays]
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♪ Can't get her out of my mind ♪
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♪ I see her face wherever I go ♪
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♪ she didn't say it but I
know she doesn't love me ♪
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♪ ooh ♪
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♪ I thought that I was king ♪
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♪ she didn't want
to play my game ♪
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♪ if I had the sun to
give her in the morning ♪
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♪ she'd rather have the rain
than anything I could give her ♪
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♪ I'd give her anything
that you'd care to name ♪
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♪ she'd rather have the rain ♪
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♪ ooh ♪
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♪ today I had to realize ♪
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♪ that every dream
just can't come true ♪
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♪ I know there's nothing I
can do to make her want me ♪
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♪ ooh ♪
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♪ I could take the
sun from heaven ♪
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♪ tie it to a silver chain ♪
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♪ bring it so it shines upon
her through the morning ♪
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♪ she'd rather have the rain
than anything I could give her ♪
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♪ I'd give her anything
that you'd care to name ♪
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♪ she'd rather have the rain ♪
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♪ rather have the rain
rather have the rain ♪
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♪ rather have the rain ♪
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♪ rain ♪♪
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Okay, we're all here.
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What's so important?
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Well...
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You're probably
wondering why we're...
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That is, you're
probably wondering why
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you're all gathered here.
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You just said that. Shh!
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Well, uh...
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This is something I
haven't told anyone.
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Cathleen and I are... We, uh...
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I mean, she and I,
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we're, uh...
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We're getting married.
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[All talking at once]
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Oh, that's great!
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Oh, congratulations.
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I'm so happy for both of you.
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Shirley: Reuben.
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Hey, guess...
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Guess where we're
going on our honeymoon.
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Disneyland.
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[Laughs]
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We're going to Paris.
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In fact, we decided to
get married in Paris too.
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What's Paris?
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It's kind of a Disneyland
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for grown-ups.
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Laurie: Well, what
are your plans?
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I mean, after the honeymoon.
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Are you gonna buy a house?
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Are you gonna have kids?
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[Laughs]
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Well, none of those right away.
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Of course, we all
know that Reuben has
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a marvelous business ability.
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We all kid him a lot,
but we're all very aware
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of Reuben's business ability.
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Well... Yes, the thing is,
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cathleen wants to utilize
my marvelous business ability
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uh, in her company.
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And, uh...
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It's really hard to split
hairs with a dull ax.
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You're pretty
funny, Mr. Kincaid.
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No, I'm not funny.
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I mean... you see,
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a guy can't really
have two full-time jobs.
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He either has to do
both bad or neither good.
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You know how shrewd I am.
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I haven't got
enough to cut in half.
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And besides, a married man
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can't go running around
the country like a bachelor.
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A man has to have roots,
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and no man can
have roots like that...
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Except maybe plastic man.
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It's all right, Reuben.
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We understand.
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Do you really? I mean, really.
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Of course.
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We're all very happy for you.
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[Sighs]
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I'm glad I got
that off my chest.
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I feel better already.
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Look at the bright
side, Mr. Kincaid.
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We're not losing a manager.
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We're gaining a, a...
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Actually, we're
losing a manager.
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[Sighs]
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So that takes care
of the contracts,
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reservations, and the maps.
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And don't forget to
contact Mr. Apperson
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as soon as you
arrive in Seattle.
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He'll handle the publicity.
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Well, I guess that
about covers it.
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I appreciate your
handling this booking for us.
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Well, I wish I could go.
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Actually, I should go. I
mean, it is my last booking.
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Well, doggone it, why not go?
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Because you'll be in
Paris getting married.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, it wouldn't hurt to
put that off for a week.
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Reuben, are you
getting cold feet?
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Yeah.
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Just about the worst case
of frostbite you've ever seen.
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What's wrong?
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Faults.
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Well, everyone has faults.
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That's the point. She doesn't.
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There's something
wrong with a girl
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who doesn't have faults.
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How could a guy
ever adjust to that?
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She couldn't be perfect.
She's in love with you.
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Boy, I never thought
you'd turn against me.
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Reuben... I'm on your side.
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It's just that I think
you're copping out.
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It's normal for
everyone to get cold feet
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before their wedding,
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and that's all you're doing.
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Do you think it could
really work out for us?
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If you really love each other.
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I guess you're right.
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But I still wish
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she wasn't so darned perfect.
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Well, I gotta go.
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Guess I won't get to see you
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before you leave.
264
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Tell the kids I said goodbye.
265
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,713
They'd rather hear it from you.
266
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,125
Do I have to?
267
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,246
Yes.
268
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,290
Well, what if I choke up?
269
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:19,541
Well, just let them
insult you as usual.
270
00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:30,616
[Playing stops]
271
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:31,705
Hi, Reuben.
272
00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:34,498
Hi.
273
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,580
That really sounded good.
274
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,003
Thanks.
275
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,328
Uh...
276
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:50,043
I just dropped in to say
goodbye and good luck.
277
00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:55,211
So, uh, goodbye and good luck.
278
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,918
Thanks. Same to you.
279
00:13:57,916 --> 00:14:00,286
Thanks. Listen, same to you.
280
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:03,251
Thanks. Same to you.
281
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:06,290
Yeah, well...
282
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:09,081
Let's all walk Reuben
to the car. Come on, kids.
283
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:15,666
Aren't you coming with us?
284
00:14:15,666 --> 00:14:17,626
No.
285
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,918
What's the matter?
286
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:25,496
I hate goodbyes.
287
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,500
Indians never say goodbye.
288
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,460
But we're not Indians.
289
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,208
I'm not a truck driver either,
290
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:32,458
but I observe labor day.
291
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,371
You're really upset
about Reuben leaving us,
292
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,375
aren't you?
293
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,366
Who, me? Not a chance.
294
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,165
I just don't wanna
go to all the trouble
295
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:42,876
of breaking in a new manager.
296
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,250
There's been some mistake
297
00:15:25,251 --> 00:15:27,461
concerning our room.
298
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,788
No, no, it's lovely.
299
00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:31,121
Uh, there are six of us.
300
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:33,615
We were supposed
to have a suite.
301
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:34,995
What are you doing, Chris?
302
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,040
Unpacking.
303
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:39,881
Please don't unpack any
more until I get off the phone.
304
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,580
Yes, I'm still here.
305
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:48,043
But we can't all stay
in this small room.
306
00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,791
Yes, all right.
307
00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:51,421
Just let us know if
anything opens up,
308
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:53,076
will you, please?
309
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,873
Thank you.
310
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,615
Honey, this goes
in the bathroom.
311
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,785
What's happening, mom?
312
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:01,371
There isn't a hotel
room to be had.
313
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:02,825
There's a convention in town.
314
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:04,123
What kind of a convention?
315
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,455
Oh, who knows?
316
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:06,708
It's probably the city planners
317
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:10,078
discussing urban overcrowding.
318
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,333
Hey, what are these
publicity pictures
319
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,123
doing here?
320
00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:14,955
I thought they were
gonna go to the newspaper
321
00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:16,168
this afternoon.
322
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,166
Mr. Apperson never answered
323
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,747
my telephone call.
324
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,170
Tracy: I found it! I found it!
325
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,286
[Mowing]
326
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:25,371
Tracy, couldn't you
mow the rug later?
327
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,955
I never have any fun.
328
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:35,415
Bad news.
329
00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:36,666
What a shame.
330
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,366
Everything's been going so well.
331
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,955
I just checked out
the sound system.
332
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,368
Two tin cans and a string
333
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:43,375
would have worked better.
334
00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:45,416
[Telephone rings]
335
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,366
Honey, go and help
Laurie with the things.
336
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,535
Hello?
337
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:51,041
What?
338
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:53,621
Three shows on Saturday night?
339
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,285
Well, no, I didn't know.
340
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:58,791
I don't permit my children
to stay up that late!
341
00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:01,621
It's in the contract?
That couldn't be.
342
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,705
Laurie, get those contracts
out of that suitcase.
343
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:06,168
No, no, no, the other one.
344
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,116
They want us to do three shows?
345
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,705
Reuben would
never agree to that.
346
00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:11,748
I wish Reuben were
here to straighten this out.
347
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,920
You don't need
Reuben. You've got me.
348
00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:17,036
I'm sorry. I know it
isn't in the contract.
349
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:18,581
Just let me get my copy, please.
350
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:19,963
[Knocks on door]
351
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:23,328
Oh, oh, just, just a minute.
352
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,793
[Knocking continues]
353
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:28,331
[Mowing]
354
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,460
Now, about that contract?
355
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,328
Hello? Hello?
356
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,495
[Buzzer sounds]
357
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,583
Hello?
358
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:54,583
Just a minute.
359
00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,921
For me?
360
00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:01,036
I thought this was
an unlisted car.
361
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,501
Hello?
362
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,750
Danny: Mr. Kincaid?
Danny partridge here.
363
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,170
I hope I'm not bothering you.
364
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,706
Absolutely not.
365
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:13,038
I was just sitting here
waiting for your call.
366
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,421
How are things going in Seattle?
367
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:16,746
Down the tubes.
368
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,330
Why? What's the matter?
369
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,923
We're having trouble
with the manager.
370
00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:22,666
He says according
to the contract,
371
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,956
we have to do three shows
on the weekend instead of two.
372
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:26,498
Is that possible?
373
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,960
Absolutely not!
374
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,498
They'd have you
doing breakfast shows
375
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,540
if they thought they
could get away with it.
376
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:32,871
Your contract specifically says
377
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,245
two shows per day, period!
378
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,750
Now, I'll call first
thing in the morning
379
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,040
and straighten that
out, so don't you worry.
380
00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:39,001
Thanks, Mr. Kincaid.
381
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,580
I knew you wouldn't let us down.
382
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,583
Other than that,
how are things going?
383
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:45,213
Oh, fine. Except for the fire.
384
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,328
What fire?
385
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,873
Oh, the fire we had
386
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,575
when the electrical
system in the car shorted.
387
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:50,583
But no one was hurt.
388
00:18:50,584 --> 00:18:52,124
What car?
389
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,415
Oh, the car we had to rent
when the bus broke down.
390
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,333
Other than that, I
guess everything's okay.
391
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,253
Except we miss you.
392
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:05,080
Well, I miss you too, Danny.
393
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,333
Say hi to your mom
394
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,583
and the other kids for me.
395
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,003
Okay, thanks. Goodbye.
396
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,750
That was Danny.
397
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,710
Sounds like the family's
really having problems
398
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:21,538
this time.
399
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:22,871
I'll bet this is one trip
400
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,995
you're glad you've missed, huh?
401
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,670
Yeah. A real headache.
402
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:32,366
And traveling all
over the country
403
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:36,455
in a bus with five kids.
404
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,708
Oh, that must be miserable.
405
00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:42,868
You're trapped with them.
406
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,245
No matter which way you turn,
407
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,080
you're at their mercy.
408
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,503
Oh, and they're so noisy.
409
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:06,791
Go down through
there, over around that,
410
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:07,871
and back up this way.
411
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,665
Thanks a lot.
412
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,116
[Knocking]
413
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,705
Oh, um, come in.
414
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,423
Hi, Reuben.
415
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:22,076
Hi.
416
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:23,173
What are you doing here?
417
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,206
Where's cathleen?
418
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:26,168
Uh, she's not with me.
419
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,536
Well, what about the wedding?
420
00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:30,961
Oh, you wouldn't
believe my rotten luck.
421
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,708
Well, what happened?
422
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,708
A terrible tragedy, actually.
She had to go to Ireland.
423
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,788
A wealthy uncle died,
left her a fortune...
424
00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:39,251
And a baronial castle.
425
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,040
That's bad news?
426
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,961
Well, her uncle thought so.
427
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,328
However, she inherits everything
428
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,963
on the condition that
she never marries.
429
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:49,578
It's a family tradition
430
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,793
not to allow
outsiders in the family.
431
00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:55,001
So I did the only
gentlemanly thing.
432
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,710
I released her from her promise.
433
00:20:56,708 --> 00:21:00,038
Now tell us the one
about sleeping beauty.
434
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,081
Some other time, kid.
435
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,293
I gotta go try and find a room.
436
00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:06,081
It's like the battle of
the bulge out there.
437
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:08,293
Reuben! Wait!
438
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:14,501
I have a few problems I
want to discuss with you.
439
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:24,748
All right.
440
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,040
Aren't you going to to tell me
441
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,581
what really happened?
442
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,003
Sure.
443
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,420
Well, cathleen inherited
this castle in Scotland.
444
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,076
Ireland. Right, Ireland.
445
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,503
But her uncle was... Scottish.
446
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,870
Come on, Reuben.
I don't believe that.
447
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:41,665
How about a brewery in Germany?
448
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,920
Okay.
449
00:21:46,916 --> 00:21:49,206
I found cathleen's flaw.
450
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,248
At least, it's a flaw with me.
451
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:55,915
She doesn't like baseball.
452
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:58,116
You don't like baseball either.
453
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,745
Yeah, well, I never
claimed I was perfect.
454
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:06,673
Okay.
455
00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:09,456
She doesn't like kids.
456
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,038
I mean, if you're
gonna be silly enough
457
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:12,421
to get married,
458
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,166
you might as well be
silly enough to have kids,
459
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,286
otherwise... It's silly!
460
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:23,540
But I can't tell your
kids that, though.
461
00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:26,251
Boy, they'd never
let me live it...
462
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,790
Danny: Guess what!
Mr. Kincaid likes kids!
463
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:36,460
I can't get a break.
464
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:38,038
I can't get a break.
465
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,460
Keith: Oh, man, is
it great to be home.
466
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:05,918
Laurie: I'll say.
467
00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:07,116
Shirley: Oh, what
a long hectic trip.
468
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:08,665
Chris: No, it wasn't.
469
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:10,456
We got to play with
Reuben for two whole days.
470
00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,038
Tracy: And it was fun!
471
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:20,075
Oh, yeah, a real ball.
472
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:23,873
I haven't had so much fun
since I rode on a troop train.
473
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,575
Mom, do you have
the keys to the house?
474
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:30,503
Oh, yeah. How about that?
475
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,500
Let's play a game, Mr. Kincaid.
476
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,670
Yeah.
477
00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:35,996
Kid, you'd be great
478
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,790
at getting information
out of the enemy.
479
00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:40,501
Come on, we know you like kids.
480
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,210
It's all over town.
481
00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:44,418
What did you do? Wire ahead?
482
00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:45,616
Come on, let's play a game.
483
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:46,705
Yeah, let's play a game.
484
00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:49,288
Okay. Okay.
485
00:23:49,291 --> 00:23:52,921
Let's play a game called "lost."
486
00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:54,496
How do you play?
487
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,540
Well, uh... I'll hide my eyes,
488
00:23:56,541 --> 00:23:57,871
and you three kids
489
00:23:57,875 --> 00:24:01,075
run away from
home, far and fast.
490
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,173
And keep running,
until you're lost.
491
00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:04,576
Then what?
492
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:07,673
Two or three weeks,
I'll come look for you.
493
00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:09,866
If I find you, I lose.
494
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,495
What if you don't find us?
495
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,420
Well, then I win.
496
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:22,003
Remember when I told you
497
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,250
how Mr. Kincaid
didn't get married
498
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,870
because he likes kids?
499
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,865
Yeah? Yeah?
500
00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:28,235
Well, I think the
honeymoon's over.
501
00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:35,958
[♪♪♪]
502
00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:40,558
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