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Some people might think
the moral of my story is.
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"In this fucked-up world,
even a simpie thing...
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"like buying a six-pack,
can be harmful to your health."
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But I don't know about that.
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What I do know is,
instead of getting our beer...
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Joe and me got fucked-up terrorists
sticking a video camera in our faces...
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for 36 days and 36 nights.
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What we didn't know was that
everybody in America was watching.
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Hi there. Cliff Spab, as seen on TV.
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I'm Wendy Pfister.
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Welcome to our humble home.
Come on in, take a seat.
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We got apple pie in the oven,
and me and Joe are playing Crazy Eights.
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Hey, we can deal you in if you want.
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I like Go Fish.
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Wendy, what's for dinner?
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There's some Casa Blanca...
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red-hot bean and beef burritos...
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some Pringles, some cupcakes
and a bag of gumnuts and...
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No, you ate the last bag of gumnuts.
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No, I didn't.
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You ate the last bag of gumnuts.
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- No, I didn't, Joe!
- All right, you two cut it out!
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You fucking bitch,
you ate the last bag of fucking gumnuts!
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I'm sick of you calling me a fucking bitch!
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- Wendy!
- I'm sick of it!
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- Let the dog in. Joe, take out the trash!
- Fuck the dog! Fuck the trash!
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No more backtalk from you,
young man, or you can forget dessert!
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Jesus Christ!
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When I was a young boy, I wouldn't
even think of talking the way you kids do.
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This is my house.
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Since when is this your house?
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This just isn't my house,
it's my own fucking country!
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- I think I want an exit visa.
- Yeah, so fucking what, Wendy?
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I'm sorry.
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Wendy.
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Spab.
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Hey, Wendy, Spab?
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How about another beer?
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- That's the last one, Joe.
- We'll just have to get some more, then.
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No, I mean really, that's the last one.
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Fuck.
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Guess it's showtime! How you boys doing?
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How are they ever doing?
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Get that fucking camera off me!
Get the fuck off!
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Yeah, get it over here, man, right here!
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I got a treat for you boys.
This is for the folks back home!
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You ready to see
my really photogenic side? Well, here it is.
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Give me the gun! Motherfucker!
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The Fun Stop hostage crisis is over.
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For 36 days, American television
was forced to broadcast...
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uncensored video tapes of five individuals...
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held by a terrorist group, Split Image.
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If the uncensored tapes weren't aired,
all five hostages would die.
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A threat Split Image made good...
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with the brutal killings
of Kim Martin and Milt Morris.
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And so, every night
on prime-time television...
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we watched with agonized fascination
as the hostages...
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five ordinary Americans, were transformed
from convenience-store shoppers...
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into national heroes.
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What the ultimate goal of Split Image was,
we may never know.
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Any further insight
may have to await the recovery...
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of the young man
we came to know so well, Cliff Spab.
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At this moment, young Mr. Spab
is in a tightly guarded hospital room...
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recovering from the bullet wound
he suffered while risking his own life...
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to save the only other surviving hostage,
Wendy Pfister.
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We hope to have Cliff as our guest
as soon as his health permits.
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- How are you, Cliff?
- How the hell does he look?
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- You think you're up to a press conference?
- The President wants to give you a medal.
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- We're talking big time.
- At the White House.
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- Yes sir, we finally hit the jackpot!
- In the Rose Garden.
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Look, all that stuff I said
about you being a loser? Forget it.
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Your father has something very exciting
he wants to tell you.
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- Go ahead, Bob, tell him.
- It's just that your mom and-
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- Just spit it out!
- They're making a TV movie all about you.
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The Cliff Spab Story,
just the way it happened.
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Actually, they're making three TV movies.
Our version is the authorized one.
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The real McCoy. And check this out.
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I know how you feel.
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You don't have to talk if you don't want to.
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Sometimes it feels better to talk about it.
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Of course, sometimes,
it feels better not to talk about it.
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Agent Parsley.
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FBI.
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You might have fooled the rest of the world,
but you don't fool me.
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I'm betting you were in on this little stunt.
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You're nothing but a foul-mouthed, lazy...
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good-for-nothing, little prick hoodlum...
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and the world would best be rid of you.
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The dark side of the Pepsi Generation.
That is you, all the way.
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They're offering you $1 million.
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- We're talking seven figures.
- That is a lot of money.
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We loved the way you handled yourself
on that TV special.
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- Very smooth.
- He doesn't know about the TV special.
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- You don't know about the TV special?
- You had your own TV special.
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Don't worry about it. You were sensational!
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The best! Highest TVQ ever.
Better than a real star.
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The Cliff Spab Special. It got a 30 share.
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Even better than The Wendy Special.
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Ultimately, it's up to me.
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I haven't really found anybody...
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that can help me out.
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It's hard, because I don't think
people really understand...
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what I'm all about.
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You think they'll be a time
when you will want to look to the future...
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and you will want to see
if things are gonna be brighter for you?
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I really don't know.
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Hello.
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Hello?
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Don't touch me!
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What are you doing? Leave me alone!
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Help!
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Just take them.
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Fuck you, you fucking fuckheads!
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Hey, Clifford!
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- How you doing, guy?
- Rocking!
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And there's more where that came from.
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- Best news I've had.
- Let's get outta here.
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I want you to call me if you need to talk.
And, Cliff, watch your language.
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Who the hell is that?
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Beats the fuck out of me.
Hey, Scott, great shirt.
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Have you spoken to Wendy?
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How is Wendy?
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She took my beer.
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How are you feeling?
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How do you feel?
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I don't know.
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James, let's motor!
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Fuck! What's the deal man?
What the fuck is going on here?
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Get used to it.
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These assholes kept dogging us for weeks.
You're a fucking hero.
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- What's that? Does it open up there?
- Yeah, that's a fucking bar, man.
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- In-fucking-credible, baby!
- Got your coffee.
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Clifford, there's gonna be some people
back at the house.
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Some kind of reception shit.
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Limousine, primo beer. Can't beat it.
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Hey, Scott, let's go to the Boy.
James? To the Boy!
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Hey, Spab, we just saw you on TV.
You were great!
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- Really cool!
- Stan, hi.
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Anything you guys want
on the house, right?
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Check it out!
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No shit, 36 cents?
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That's kind of cheap, Stan.
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It's symbolic. 36.
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Thirty-six days in the Fun Stop.
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Pretty fucking clever, Stan.
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I just came to pick up my paycheck.
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Sure thing, Cliff.
I guess you were a little busy.
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Look, here.
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- Where's Joe, Stan?
- You're Worker of The Month.
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I think Joe should be up here too,
don't you?
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- Well, Joe's dead.
- Come on, we gotta go, Cliff.
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Where the fuck is Joe, Stan?
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- You know he should fucking be up there.
- No can do.
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Hey Stan, you still spitting in the burgers
in this joint?
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Very funny. You were always a joker.
Welcome back, Spab!
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I'm Wendy Pfister. I'm 17.
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I live in Ozell Park with my mom.
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And I go to Ozell Park High.
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I just want my wife to know...
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I'm fine.
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These people don't frighten me.
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They are nothing.
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My name is Kim Martin.
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I was working in this Fun Stop
when these people rushed in.
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I live in Royal Oak.
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I have a husband and a son.
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If you can hear me...
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I love you so much.
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Just keep on praying
that this will all be over really soon.
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Get that fucking camera off me.
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Say something.
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Get him the fuck outta here.
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Hi, my name is Rick Forsythe.
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I live in Silver Pond with my parents,
George and Edna, and my sister, Suzanne.
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I'm president of the debate team
and captain of my baseball team...
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at Silver Pond High.
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I have a dog named Rusty.
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My hobbies include coin collecting
and dry-fucking cheerleaders.
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He's here!
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Come on, Cliff, I'll get you up here. Let's go!
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On behalf of the city of Madison Heights,
I proclaim today...
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Cliff Spab Day!
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And I'm pleased as punch
to present you with the key...
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to our magnificent metropolis.
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Who the fuck are you?
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I'm the Mayor.
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Right.
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Thank you. It's a mighty big fucking key.
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- Mr. Spab, have you seen Wendy Pfister?
- No, I haven't.
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Can you describe what led to your freedom?
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I can't.
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You saved her life. Do you love her?
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That's none of your business,
sweetheart, is it?
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Any comment on the death of Joe Dice?
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Every one of you assholes
get the fuck out of here now!
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Get these people off
my goddamn porch. Jesus!
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What do we got here?
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Tomorrow morning
you get your ass down to my office.
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We're gonna have a little chat
about your Split Image friends.
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They weren't my friends.
Get your fucking hands off me.
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Back off, guy.
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Cliff? Come in here. One, two, three.
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Welcome home, Clifford!
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Cliff, your Aunt Jessica, Derrick and Sylvie
drove in from upstate...
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and your Uncle Jerry and Cousin Dave
took the bus.
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Right. Hey, there, how are you doing?
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Clifford, honey, I cleaned your room.
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- What the hell happened here?
- Mom.
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Fuck this shit! Give me a beer, Scott.
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Oh, baby.
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So what are you gonna do now?
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Sing a song.
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Fucker boy outside
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walking down the road
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Fucker boy outside
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walking down the road
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Fucker boy outside walking down
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Walking down the road
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- That sucks, man.
- Yeah, you're right.
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I've been craving this
for so fucking long, man.
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Turn that damn thing down!
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You guys out of your minds?
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Yeah.
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You're a real comedian, Cliff.
I don't think this is very funny.
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I do.
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Now you listen to me.
There's a lot of money at stake here.
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I don't care if you fuck up your own life,
but don't fuck it up for your mom and me.
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She'll be really pissed
when she sees what you've done here.
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I want to know one thing.
Who invited the fucking marching band?
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Watch your mouth!
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Mom and I are embarrassed as hell
about the language you used on TV.
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I bet you'd have been really embarrassed
if they blew my head off.
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Yeah? You ain't leaving this house
until you give a press conference.
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Okay, Dad.
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I think I know how to stay in confined areas
for long periods of time.
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Shut up, Scott! You little twerp.
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A press conference will not kill you.
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Joe thought running into the Fun Stop
to buy some beer wouldn't kill him either.
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Don't fuck with me, Cliff.
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And clean up this fucking room.
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Home, sweet home.
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Hey, Wendy.
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Spab.
244
00:23:01,376 --> 00:23:03,170
Let's sing a duet, shall we?
245
00:23:08,759 --> 00:23:13,222
As long as we got each other
246
00:23:15,724 --> 00:23:20,729
We got the world spinnin' right in our hands
247
00:23:22,397 --> 00:23:24,483
Baby you and me
248
00:23:26,151 --> 00:23:27,861
we gotta be
249
00:23:29,488 --> 00:23:32,365
The luckiest dreamers
250
00:23:32,574 --> 00:23:35,076
who never quit dreamin'
251
00:23:36,411 --> 00:23:40,540
As long as we keep on givin'
252
00:23:42,918 --> 00:23:47,213
we can take anything that comes our way
253
00:23:48,256 --> 00:23:50,925
Baby, rain or shine
254
00:23:51,926 --> 00:23:53,887
all the time
255
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:58,516
We got each other
256
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,186
Sharing the laughter and love
257
00:24:03,438 --> 00:24:04,522
Come here.
258
00:24:16,326 --> 00:24:17,910
I want to go home.
259
00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:30,965
- What's the deal?
- What do you think the deal is, Spab?
260
00:24:31,132 --> 00:24:33,926
- Do you want to take a bath?
- Fuck you, Spab.
261
00:24:34,010 --> 00:24:37,763
My brother's dead and all you can say is,
"You want to take a bath?"
262
00:24:37,805 --> 00:24:39,807
Monica, I'm coming over.
263
00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:42,435
Spab, you asshole.
264
00:25:15,467 --> 00:25:17,636
I was 1 year old when Joe was born.
265
00:25:18,345 --> 00:25:22,683
And for the next 19 years, we lived
next door to each other in Madison Heights.
266
00:25:23,183 --> 00:25:26,854
Went to the same schools,
worked at the same goddamn Burger Boy.
267
00:25:28,021 --> 00:25:32,192
Spent countless hours drinking Bullseye
and getting fucked up on cheap pot.
268
00:25:34,403 --> 00:25:35,904
And now Joe's dead.
269
00:25:37,656 --> 00:25:39,241
What a fucking waste.
270
00:25:54,047 --> 00:25:55,674
I've gone nuts, Monica.
271
00:25:57,259 --> 00:25:59,386
I thought it was crazy in there...
272
00:26:00,262 --> 00:26:01,596
but out here...
273
00:26:02,389 --> 00:26:04,015
it's fucking insane.
274
00:26:05,225 --> 00:26:06,726
Yeah, so?
275
00:26:07,894 --> 00:26:09,688
Fuck being drunk or stoned.
276
00:26:11,147 --> 00:26:13,358
In that goddamn store, we were nuts.
277
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,026
Even Wendy?
278
00:26:16,236 --> 00:26:18,780
Yeah, even Wendy, she was nuts.
279
00:26:24,577 --> 00:26:26,120
So, did you fuck her?
280
00:26:26,746 --> 00:26:28,373
Who, Wendy?
281
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:31,709
Wendy Pfister?
282
00:26:33,336 --> 00:26:36,714
I didn't even know the girl, you know,
before all this shit went down.
283
00:26:37,298 --> 00:26:40,301
She was just in the wrong place
at the wrong time, you know.
284
00:26:40,384 --> 00:26:43,054
You're good, Spab, you're really good.
285
00:26:43,930 --> 00:26:47,558
I'd say I know you, but every now and then
you leave me guessing.
286
00:26:49,477 --> 00:26:50,853
Did Joe fuck her?
287
00:26:51,854 --> 00:26:53,147
What do you think?
288
00:26:56,359 --> 00:27:00,154
You asshole, you like her, don't you?
Christ, I can tell.
289
00:27:00,237 --> 00:27:04,200
What have you got against Wendy Pfister?
I mean, she's a really nice girl.
290
00:27:06,368 --> 00:27:09,997
I don't know,
maybe her little Miss Teen USA act.
291
00:27:10,289 --> 00:27:12,917
You can do what she does
and get away with it...
292
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,461
and never feel guilty
about it if you wanted to.
293
00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:17,463
Maybe, but who'd want to.
294
00:27:18,422 --> 00:27:20,716
Monica, you fucking taco, I know you.
295
00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:26,055
Take your bath, Spab.
296
00:27:37,107 --> 00:27:38,317
You need one.
297
00:28:24,696 --> 00:28:26,406
What's the deal, Monica?
298
00:28:28,283 --> 00:28:30,201
What do you think the deal is?
299
00:28:34,622 --> 00:28:36,207
All right, come on in.
300
00:28:49,971 --> 00:28:51,472
It's pretty pathetic.
301
00:28:53,891 --> 00:28:55,643
You ought to see my room.
302
00:28:56,477 --> 00:28:59,522
Fuck your room! You ain't dead.
303
00:29:05,486 --> 00:29:09,824
They forgot about Joe the minute
they had you to honor, praise and interview.
304
00:29:11,284 --> 00:29:13,911
Yeah, like they won't forget about me.
305
00:29:16,163 --> 00:29:18,416
I'm not saying it's your fault, Spab.
306
00:29:20,376 --> 00:29:24,046
I'm just saying they were never
all that interested in Joe anyway.
307
00:29:25,923 --> 00:29:29,301
Joe wasn't funny enough.
Joe wasn't interesting enough.
308
00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,638
He never came up
with all the good lines you did.
309
00:29:35,391 --> 00:29:36,934
Don't you get it?
310
00:29:40,187 --> 00:29:43,732
You were the guy that everybody
wanted to know everything about.
311
00:29:44,692 --> 00:29:46,193
Not my brother.
312
00:29:47,111 --> 00:29:48,654
Well, fuck everybody.
313
00:29:49,071 --> 00:29:52,616
Tell them that,
and it's just another fucking headline.
314
00:29:55,744 --> 00:29:57,246
God, I'm drunk.
315
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,254
What time is it, anyway?
316
00:30:07,965 --> 00:30:09,466
I don't know. 1:30?
317
00:30:12,469 --> 00:30:13,929
God, I'm sorry.
318
00:30:16,306 --> 00:30:17,808
Don't be sorry.
319
00:30:19,643 --> 00:30:22,312
I've been drunk since May 2. It's no big deal.
320
00:30:22,395 --> 00:30:23,480
Yeah.
321
00:30:23,647 --> 00:30:26,399
But you know me. I'm usually in control.
322
00:30:39,746 --> 00:30:40,955
Monica?
323
00:30:45,335 --> 00:30:46,711
What's the deal?
324
00:30:47,337 --> 00:30:48,505
Jesus, Spab!
325
00:30:49,255 --> 00:30:50,757
You fucking asshole.
326
00:32:32,941 --> 00:32:34,693
How long are you gonna be gone?
327
00:32:34,776 --> 00:32:36,737
Well, you know me, honey.
328
00:32:37,154 --> 00:32:38,989
Rocking and rolling...
329
00:32:39,072 --> 00:32:41,032
taking care of business, sweet thing.
330
00:32:41,116 --> 00:32:44,452
Yep, I know what you mean.
Running with life, your back to the winds.
331
00:32:44,536 --> 00:32:46,830
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
332
00:32:47,497 --> 00:32:50,083
And don't call me "sweet thing,"
you fucking asshole.
333
00:33:05,181 --> 00:33:07,851
- Thanks for the lift.
- Is that what you call it?
334
00:33:13,398 --> 00:33:15,692
Here, this might help out some.
335
00:33:17,193 --> 00:33:18,736
You didn't have to do that.
336
00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:21,489
Ever heard of Friends of the Hostages?
337
00:33:21,572 --> 00:33:25,118
People we don't even know have been
sending us money for weeks now.
338
00:33:25,201 --> 00:33:26,744
Call if you want more.
339
00:33:26,828 --> 00:33:29,330
What if I don't want more, but I want to call?
340
00:33:29,372 --> 00:33:31,999
Like I said, call if you want more.
341
00:33:35,378 --> 00:33:37,171
Good luck being nobody!
342
00:33:53,896 --> 00:33:55,606
Holy shit, man, it's Spab!
343
00:33:57,692 --> 00:34:01,195
Hey, Spab, I'm not a fuckup.
I just play one in real life.
344
00:34:02,530 --> 00:34:04,657
Hey, what's the deal, guys?
345
00:34:04,698 --> 00:34:06,784
Hey, you want to puff this fatty, man?
346
00:34:07,535 --> 00:34:08,744
Thank you, boys.
347
00:34:09,537 --> 00:34:12,164
Fucking Spab, fucking psychedelic!
348
00:34:12,206 --> 00:34:15,251
I'm Al, this is Johnny!
349
00:34:15,376 --> 00:34:16,418
Cliff.
350
00:34:17,127 --> 00:34:19,213
You look fatter on TV, man.
351
00:34:20,089 --> 00:34:23,217
I can't believe I'm standing here,
talking to Cliff Spab!
352
00:34:23,384 --> 00:34:24,677
Ask him something!
353
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,011
Like what, man?
354
00:34:26,095 --> 00:34:27,971
I don't know, ask him about his arm.
355
00:34:28,055 --> 00:34:31,433
- What happened to his arm?
- He got shot, you dufus.
356
00:34:31,517 --> 00:34:33,227
Fuck! In the arm?
357
00:34:33,310 --> 00:34:34,895
No, in the shoulder, man.
358
00:34:34,978 --> 00:34:37,314
- Well, did it hurt?
- Yeah, it fucking hurt.
359
00:34:37,731 --> 00:34:39,816
Man, that must've sucked.
360
00:34:41,193 --> 00:34:42,903
So, how's Joe, man?
361
00:34:46,031 --> 00:34:48,075
- Fuck, I forgot.
- I'm sorry.
362
00:34:48,158 --> 00:34:50,702
God, Joe's dead!
363
00:34:51,703 --> 00:34:52,788
I'm sorry.
364
00:34:52,871 --> 00:34:54,539
It's all right, man.
365
00:35:04,925 --> 00:35:06,509
Well, that's my ride.
366
00:35:07,636 --> 00:35:09,221
Where you going?
367
00:35:11,139 --> 00:35:13,892
If it isn't Rick fucking Forsythe.
368
00:35:14,392 --> 00:35:16,728
Hey, Morrow, you fucking asshole.
369
00:35:16,811 --> 00:35:18,855
How's the cheerleaders, Rick?
370
00:35:18,938 --> 00:35:20,815
Hey, Spab, you coming back?
371
00:35:21,274 --> 00:35:22,442
Never.
372
00:35:23,485 --> 00:35:25,612
Kids today, let me tell you.
373
00:35:27,614 --> 00:35:28,615
Onward!
374
00:35:41,085 --> 00:35:43,546
Shit, that was Spab.
375
00:35:43,629 --> 00:35:46,341
Shit, man, he took our joint!
376
00:35:47,717 --> 00:35:49,218
You have our joint!
377
00:35:51,095 --> 00:35:54,098
I rolled it myself!
378
00:36:04,609 --> 00:36:06,235
Who was that, your fan club?
379
00:36:06,319 --> 00:36:09,113
That was Joe and me three years ago.
380
00:36:09,155 --> 00:36:11,657
So how does it feel to be famous?
381
00:36:12,825 --> 00:36:15,327
It feels angry, man.
382
00:36:17,872 --> 00:36:21,125
The curiosity about Cliff Spab
throughout the country...
383
00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:24,295
has been overwhelming.
He's now bordering on cult status.
384
00:36:24,378 --> 00:36:28,549
- Hang on. Yes, ma'am, right here.
- What's Cliff Spab really like?
385
00:36:29,550 --> 00:36:31,385
Exactly like he was on those tapes.
386
00:36:31,927 --> 00:36:35,639
Reality programming
gives reality a bad fucking name.
387
00:36:35,681 --> 00:36:36,890
What do you think?
388
00:36:36,974 --> 00:36:40,686
He's a lazy, foul-mouthed,
uneducated drug addict.
389
00:36:43,731 --> 00:36:45,274
This guy's funny.
390
00:36:45,357 --> 00:36:48,444
Wendy, you met Cliff Spab at the Fun Stop.
391
00:36:48,986 --> 00:36:50,946
He's from working-class Madison Heights.
392
00:36:51,029 --> 00:36:53,949
You're from the wealthy suburb
of Ozell Park.
393
00:36:54,199 --> 00:36:57,911
Bottom line. ' you and Cliff
are very different people, aren't you?
394
00:36:57,995 --> 00:36:59,454
In what ways?
395
00:37:00,205 --> 00:37:01,915
I don't think we're that different.
396
00:37:02,791 --> 00:37:04,418
Wendy looks good!
397
00:37:05,711 --> 00:37:07,045
I'd do her.
398
00:37:07,212 --> 00:37:09,631
But you're perceived differently.
399
00:37:09,798 --> 00:37:12,676
That's what this is all about anyway, isn't it?
400
00:37:12,718 --> 00:37:14,136
Perceptions.
401
00:37:14,886 --> 00:37:17,180
I don't think people know Spab or me.
402
00:37:17,264 --> 00:37:18,765
Did you fuck her?
403
00:37:18,849 --> 00:37:21,935
- With the handcuffs and everything.
- All right, shut up, Morrow.
404
00:37:22,018 --> 00:37:24,729
They may think they know us,
but they don't know us at all.
405
00:37:24,813 --> 00:37:27,524
Okay Wendy, I gotta ask you this:
406
00:37:27,607 --> 00:37:29,526
Where is Cliff Spab?
407
00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:31,653
I know! Here!
408
00:37:31,736 --> 00:37:35,031
Indeed, all of America is wondering
where is Cliff Spab?
409
00:37:35,115 --> 00:37:39,160
Where can he be? Is he on the road,
or has foul play befallen him?
410
00:37:41,913 --> 00:37:43,498
Hang on.
411
00:37:44,290 --> 00:37:48,545
If I was Wendy, and I knew where Spab is,
I would never tell anybody.
412
00:37:57,762 --> 00:38:00,932
Initially no network would air
the hostage tapes.
413
00:38:01,265 --> 00:38:05,728
But after the cold-blooded executions
of hostages Kim Martin and Milt Morris...
414
00:38:05,812 --> 00:38:09,774
the networks had no choice.
And all over the world, every night...
415
00:38:09,857 --> 00:38:13,653
Cliff Spab and Wendy Pfister
became part of our lives.
416
00:38:13,861 --> 00:38:18,199
Thursday, June 17.
Viewer discretion is advised.
417
00:38:24,163 --> 00:38:27,208
Will you cut it out. I can't take it anymore!
418
00:38:27,291 --> 00:38:28,584
All right, listen up.
419
00:38:30,753 --> 00:38:33,798
There's been some developments.
We're gonna let one of you go.
420
00:38:33,881 --> 00:38:36,300
All right! I just want to say,
on my own behalf...
421
00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:38,677
how great it's been
hanging out with you guys.
422
00:38:38,761 --> 00:38:40,596
Who wants to let this guy go?
423
00:38:40,679 --> 00:38:41,889
Sit down...
424
00:38:41,972 --> 00:38:43,641
Watch the language!
425
00:38:45,976 --> 00:38:47,436
Why don't you let her go?
426
00:38:47,478 --> 00:38:49,104
How many for her?
427
00:38:49,313 --> 00:38:51,273
Get her out of here, man.
428
00:38:52,024 --> 00:38:53,525
Oh, thank God!
429
00:38:54,902 --> 00:38:56,236
I'll pray for you.
430
00:38:57,738 --> 00:38:59,948
I'll pray for all of you guys.
431
00:39:02,451 --> 00:39:06,830
Yeah, we're gonna miss you, Kim!
It ain't gonna be the same without you!
432
00:39:46,828 --> 00:39:48,913
Let's get out of here, man.
433
00:39:53,293 --> 00:39:54,669
Crestridge?
434
00:39:54,878 --> 00:39:58,506
What are you taking me here for, man?
I don't want to see anybody.
435
00:40:02,802 --> 00:40:05,680
Don't worry, guy,
your 15 minutes are almost up.
436
00:40:21,654 --> 00:40:23,614
Morrow, what's the deal?
437
00:40:25,116 --> 00:40:26,534
What's the deal?
438
00:40:29,579 --> 00:40:31,247
You mean, what am I sure of?
439
00:40:32,707 --> 00:40:36,168
The one thing I'm sure of
is that everything is unsure.
440
00:42:16,643 --> 00:42:17,894
Fuck you!
441
00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:25,818
What's the point of saying anything?
442
00:42:28,863 --> 00:42:32,367
You know how it is, man.
It's the same old fucking shit.
443
00:42:34,661 --> 00:42:35,745
So...
444
00:42:38,039 --> 00:42:40,750
I'm stuck in this Fun Stop.
445
00:42:49,008 --> 00:42:50,593
So fucking what?
446
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:56,015
And I'm bored as shit.
447
00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:00,561
So fucking what?
448
00:43:03,064 --> 00:43:05,524
So I don't know what the fuck's going on?
449
00:43:06,525 --> 00:43:08,110
So fucking what?
450
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,240
So I might die in here.
451
00:43:21,582 --> 00:43:23,167
So fucking what?
452
00:43:26,253 --> 00:43:29,256
So I haven't had a decent shower and food...
453
00:43:29,882 --> 00:43:31,842
in way too fucking long.
454
00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:35,971
So fucking what?
455
00:43:38,307 --> 00:43:40,058
How is this different...
456
00:43:42,102 --> 00:43:44,396
from anything else
that's happened in my life?
457
00:43:46,398 --> 00:43:50,235
I mean, God, when I was in high school,
fucking up big time...
458
00:43:51,445 --> 00:43:54,072
everybody was always giving me shit.
459
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:59,286
All I ever said was, "So fucking what?"
460
00:44:01,955 --> 00:44:04,624
When I was at the Boy, the goddamn Boy...
461
00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:08,670
making minimum
after working there for three years, man...
462
00:44:12,090 --> 00:44:14,676
all I ever said was, "So fucking what?"
463
00:44:16,344 --> 00:44:17,804
Jesus Christ!
464
00:44:20,098 --> 00:44:21,766
That's all you gotta do, man.
465
00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:27,605
It's all everybody's gotta do,
is just say, "So fucking what?"
466
00:44:30,066 --> 00:44:31,693
It works wonders.
467
00:44:33,319 --> 00:44:34,571
Trust me.
468
00:44:35,864 --> 00:44:37,073
I know.
469
00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:48,459
So go ahead.
470
00:44:49,836 --> 00:44:51,504
Go ahead, Mr. Cameraman.
471
00:44:51,587 --> 00:44:53,464
Everybody out there...
472
00:44:54,674 --> 00:44:57,093
say it along with me. ' "So fucking what?"
473
00:44:57,176 --> 00:45:00,513
You must think
you're real fucking funny, don't you?
474
00:45:00,596 --> 00:45:02,640
- What are you doing, Morrow?
- Just wait.
475
00:45:02,723 --> 00:45:05,476
- Wait for me in the car!
- I don't want to wait for you.
476
00:45:05,518 --> 00:45:07,645
Wait for me in the... Get outta here!
477
00:45:07,728 --> 00:45:10,481
Do me a favor?
Would you hold onto this for me?
478
00:45:10,523 --> 00:45:12,400
What the fuck are you doing, man?
479
00:45:12,483 --> 00:45:14,860
You think that guy
broke your fucking window?
480
00:45:14,944 --> 00:45:17,530
So you take his gun?
What are you, a fucking idiot?
481
00:45:17,613 --> 00:45:18,614
Fuck you!
482
00:45:18,698 --> 00:45:20,992
What do you mean "fuck you"?
Fuck you, man.
483
00:45:24,829 --> 00:45:27,415
Just because you're a big, fucking hero...
484
00:45:27,498 --> 00:45:30,167
does not mean you know jack shit
about the real world.
485
00:45:30,251 --> 00:45:31,502
- You know what?
- What?
486
00:45:31,585 --> 00:45:35,339
Take me to the bus depot,
and don't be laughing at me, you prick!
487
00:45:35,422 --> 00:45:37,883
We interrupt to bring you
a special news bulletin.
488
00:45:37,967 --> 00:45:40,427
Reports are in
that Cliff Spab has been sighted...
489
00:45:40,511 --> 00:45:42,680
at the Crestridge Mall in Madison Heights.
490
00:45:42,721 --> 00:45:45,766
According to FBI agent, Gerald Parsley,
the hunt for Spab...
491
00:45:45,849 --> 00:45:49,645
is being confined to Madison Heights.
Agent Parsley had this to say. '
492
00:45:49,728 --> 00:45:52,523
Mr. Spab is being sought for questioning.
493
00:45:52,898 --> 00:45:56,819
We believe he has been, and still is,
involved with certain subversive activities.
494
00:45:56,902 --> 00:45:58,362
This fucking guy!
495
00:45:58,404 --> 00:46:00,697
We know he has not left
the immediate area...
496
00:46:00,781 --> 00:46:04,701
and a search of his most likely destinations
is now in progress.
497
00:46:04,743 --> 00:46:07,037
Cliff, this is your mother.
498
00:46:07,579 --> 00:46:10,207
We want you to come home. We love you.
499
00:46:10,916 --> 00:46:12,042
Fuck!
500
00:46:16,254 --> 00:46:17,464
Sandy!
501
00:46:23,261 --> 00:46:24,721
Come check this out.
502
00:46:28,517 --> 00:46:30,268
Sandy's drunk again!
503
00:46:30,769 --> 00:46:32,395
Goddamn it, I hate that shit!
504
00:46:33,146 --> 00:46:35,690
Come here.
Help me take her to the bathroom.
505
00:46:35,774 --> 00:46:37,067
Grab her legs.
506
00:46:39,986 --> 00:46:42,238
Let's get the fuck out of here, all right?
507
00:46:44,115 --> 00:46:46,826
Come on,
just help me take her to the bathroom.
508
00:46:47,452 --> 00:46:48,661
Sandy
509
00:46:49,788 --> 00:46:52,415
how I love you, Sandy
510
00:46:56,085 --> 00:46:57,837
Rise and shine, darling.
511
00:46:59,047 --> 00:47:00,256
Oh, God.
512
00:47:00,423 --> 00:47:02,258
No, it's Morrow, honey.
513
00:47:02,300 --> 00:47:05,094
Get your fucking hands off of me.
And who's that?
514
00:47:06,054 --> 00:47:07,096
Him?
515
00:47:07,347 --> 00:47:08,598
He's Fred Nietzsche.
516
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,099
Get your hands off of me!
517
00:47:10,141 --> 00:47:12,518
You gotta be careful,
a woman in your condition.
518
00:47:12,602 --> 00:47:14,187
Fuck you, Morrow!
519
00:47:29,285 --> 00:47:32,538
Mrs. Pfister,
I really need to talk to Wendy, okay?
520
00:47:33,456 --> 00:47:36,417
Cliff, look, I realize you've both
been through a lot...
521
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:40,588
but I don't think it's a good idea for
you and Wendy to see each other anymore.
522
00:47:40,671 --> 00:47:42,506
I've told Wendy this, too.
523
00:47:46,886 --> 00:47:48,053
Hello?
524
00:47:48,345 --> 00:47:49,805
Mrs. Pfister?
525
00:47:50,431 --> 00:47:51,974
I'm sorry, Cliff.
526
00:48:00,024 --> 00:48:04,153
Hey, Cliff, bring us another bottle
of that shit champagne!
527
00:48:31,471 --> 00:48:34,933
- Hey, guy, listen to this.
- Do I have to?
528
00:48:35,309 --> 00:48:37,936
Suppose, instead of going to
the local Fun Stop...
529
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:40,355
with your two best friends
to buy some beer...
530
00:48:40,397 --> 00:48:43,233
you go out
with a woman named Sandy Hooten.
531
00:48:44,067 --> 00:48:45,694
Yeah, I remember.
532
00:48:46,361 --> 00:48:49,364
Suppose, while your two best friends
are being taken hostage...
533
00:48:49,447 --> 00:48:53,702
by some insane freaks, you make love
to the aforementioned Sandy Hooten...
534
00:48:53,785 --> 00:48:55,704
who tells you she's on the pill...
535
00:48:55,787 --> 00:48:58,331
so you don't have to use
a latex prophylactic device.
536
00:48:58,415 --> 00:49:01,042
- Morrow, shut up.
- Yeah, please, Morrow-
537
00:49:01,126 --> 00:49:04,045
And further suppose,
after a few weeks go by...
538
00:49:04,129 --> 00:49:06,840
the aforementioned,
Sandy Hooten returns...
539
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:20,520
It's $300 to be exact.
540
00:49:20,603 --> 00:49:25,650
You fucking liar, you gave me $228.
541
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:29,445
- And finally-
- Finish the fucking story already. Jesus.
542
00:49:29,529 --> 00:49:32,198
Your two best friends
are still being held hostage...
543
00:49:32,281 --> 00:49:36,202
by the aforementioned insane freaks,
in the aforementioned Fun Stop.
544
00:49:36,285 --> 00:49:39,163
You hop over to see the aforementioned
mother of your child.
545
00:49:39,247 --> 00:49:42,667
And you happen to discover
that she was on the pill!
546
00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:44,460
She never got pregnant.
547
00:49:44,794 --> 00:49:47,338
She only needed the aforementioned $300...
548
00:49:47,421 --> 00:49:51,133
to buy this cheap-ass, shit-fucking wine,
because she's a fucking drunk!
549
00:49:54,804 --> 00:49:57,181
What the fuck are you doing?
Give me the gun.
550
00:49:57,264 --> 00:49:58,557
Back off, cowboy!
551
00:49:58,641 --> 00:50:02,061
I can't believe this.
Now you're fucking pointing a gun at me.
552
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,939
Stand up, honey. Stand up, Sandy!
553
00:50:08,692 --> 00:50:11,195
Sandy, I love you.
554
00:50:19,411 --> 00:50:20,788
You're Spab!
555
00:50:23,999 --> 00:50:25,209
Yeah, well-
556
00:50:26,085 --> 00:50:29,421
No, really, I love you.
I've seen all your tapes.
557
00:50:30,506 --> 00:50:34,051
- This is-
- No, this is an honor, is what it is.
558
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,470
I'll be honest with you, Cliff.
559
00:50:36,595 --> 00:50:39,014
You and your philosophy, and stuff?
560
00:50:40,015 --> 00:50:42,309
You helped me through
some pretty tough times.
561
00:50:42,893 --> 00:50:44,603
I wish you could help him.
562
00:50:44,686 --> 00:50:47,272
Let's get out of here before I puke!
563
00:50:49,358 --> 00:50:52,319
All right. Shine on, little diamond.
564
00:50:54,571 --> 00:50:55,947
Bye, Sandy.
565
00:51:01,036 --> 00:51:02,871
So fucking what?
566
00:51:08,877 --> 00:51:10,503
So fucking what?
567
00:51:14,382 --> 00:51:16,384
Why are we still in here?
568
00:51:17,344 --> 00:51:19,929
How long have we been in here anyway?
569
00:51:21,723 --> 00:51:23,850
You're not gonna tell me.
570
00:51:24,434 --> 00:51:25,685
Fuck you!
571
00:51:29,814 --> 00:51:32,400
You want to shoot somebody? Shoot me.
572
00:51:34,235 --> 00:51:37,822
Go ahead. You got the camera,
you got the gun. Do it.
573
00:51:38,489 --> 00:51:40,950
You know, you run out of hostages,
you're fucked!
574
00:51:41,034 --> 00:51:42,493
You know that?
575
00:51:42,744 --> 00:51:45,705
You see, that's the difference
between you assholes and me.
576
00:51:45,830 --> 00:51:48,166
You're afraid of dying. I'm not.
577
00:51:49,375 --> 00:51:51,210
I'm not afraid to die.
578
00:51:52,086 --> 00:51:53,713
So, fucking do it!
579
00:51:54,756 --> 00:51:58,217
I am fucking daring you
to shoot me in the head!
580
00:51:59,135 --> 00:52:00,678
Fucking do it!
581
00:52:00,761 --> 00:52:02,722
You think I give a fuck?
582
00:52:02,763 --> 00:52:05,558
I don't give a fuck! I could give two shits!
583
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,769
Fucking kill me!
Shoot me in the fucking head, you fuck!
584
00:52:08,853 --> 00:52:11,689
You sorry-ass, cock-sucking motherfucker!
585
00:52:27,329 --> 00:52:28,581
Fuck you.
586
00:53:23,969 --> 00:53:26,137
Shit, Morrow, come on in.
587
00:53:33,061 --> 00:53:35,105
What did you do now, little brother?
588
00:53:36,272 --> 00:53:38,650
Janet, I'd like you to meet Spab.
589
00:53:39,109 --> 00:53:42,070
- Spab, this is my sister.
- No kidding?
590
00:53:43,530 --> 00:53:46,699
Hey, I'm splitting.
I've had it with this two-bit town.
591
00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,995
I want you to tell her everything.
Don't leave nothing out.
592
00:53:51,079 --> 00:53:53,373
Janet here is a goddamn lawyer.
593
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:57,377
Janet, could you
take care of this for me, please?
594
00:54:03,466 --> 00:54:04,968
Hey, guy, remember...
595
00:54:06,469 --> 00:54:09,472
the best you can expect
is to avoid the worst.
596
00:54:15,937 --> 00:54:18,689
- Present.
- As in, the Spab?
597
00:54:18,773 --> 00:54:20,358
Yeah, afraid so.
598
00:54:27,323 --> 00:54:29,200
Morrow never told me...
599
00:54:30,326 --> 00:54:31,535
he had a sister.
600
00:54:32,787 --> 00:54:34,664
Morrow never told me he had a Spab.
601
00:54:37,666 --> 00:54:40,002
Wendy Pfister,
the courageous young woman...
602
00:54:40,086 --> 00:54:41,879
we came to care about so deeply...
603
00:54:41,962 --> 00:54:44,215
has been through more
in the last several months...
604
00:54:44,298 --> 00:54:46,717
than most of us will experience in a lifetime.
605
00:54:46,759 --> 00:54:50,888
But through it all she retained her dignity,
refusing to be reduced to the level...
606
00:54:50,930 --> 00:54:52,514
of her mysterious captors.
607
00:54:52,598 --> 00:54:54,975
When she emerged from her terrible ordeal...
608
00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:56,727
she found herself strengthened.
609
00:54:56,769 --> 00:55:01,190
She discovered an iron will and a newfound
sensitivity to the needs of others.
610
00:55:01,231 --> 00:55:03,942
In short, Wendy Pfister
has been transformed...
611
00:55:04,026 --> 00:55:08,072
from a typical American teenager
into a genuine American heroine.
612
00:55:09,281 --> 00:55:12,910
Tonight, for the first time,
we'll get to spend an hour with Wendy...
613
00:55:12,993 --> 00:55:15,287
in the privacy of her own home.
614
00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:20,417
What about Cliff Spab?
What are your impressions of him?
615
00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:22,294
Her hair is terrible.
616
00:55:22,544 --> 00:55:24,421
I think she looks good.
617
00:55:25,130 --> 00:55:26,340
Really?
618
00:55:27,132 --> 00:55:29,926
I've been really careful
with what I say about Spab.
619
00:55:29,968 --> 00:55:31,053
Why?
620
00:55:33,722 --> 00:55:35,682
Because people don't understand him.
621
00:55:36,933 --> 00:55:40,645
And you have to know him
to really know what he's all about.
622
00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:44,232
Would you like to see Spab again?
Could you be friends?
623
00:55:44,858 --> 00:55:47,068
I think we still are friends.
624
00:55:50,363 --> 00:55:52,782
Sure, I'd like to know how he's doing.
625
00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:55,285
You don't spend
so much time with someone...
626
00:55:55,368 --> 00:55:58,955
and not find out almost everything
about each other's lives.
627
00:56:03,626 --> 00:56:05,295
I really miss him.
628
00:56:09,966 --> 00:56:11,593
He saved my life.
629
00:56:16,347 --> 00:56:18,349
That girl is cracking up.
630
00:56:20,893 --> 00:56:23,813
I personally don't think
she's getting very good advice.
631
00:56:23,896 --> 00:56:25,106
Really?
632
00:56:25,773 --> 00:56:28,276
And what advice would you give her?
633
00:56:35,616 --> 00:56:37,118
First of all...
634
00:56:39,495 --> 00:56:41,497
I would tell her to relax.
635
00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:47,336
And then I would advise her...
636
00:56:47,378 --> 00:56:49,005
to have some fun.
637
00:56:52,341 --> 00:56:55,344
And then I would tell her...
638
00:56:56,053 --> 00:57:00,641
to laugh all the way to the bank.
639
00:57:10,776 --> 00:57:12,152
Here it is.
640
00:57:17,241 --> 00:57:20,285
Okay, I'm going to commit
a little felony here.
641
00:57:20,786 --> 00:57:23,038
How's your pitching arm, Spab?
642
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,605
Who are you, Clifford Spab?
643
00:57:49,356 --> 00:57:52,984
Just some greasy-ass white boy
from the northeast suburbs.
644
00:58:04,621 --> 00:58:05,789
Hello!
645
00:58:24,682 --> 00:58:27,227
It's sure been an interesting night.
646
00:58:27,769 --> 00:58:30,522
The night's still young, and so are you.
647
00:58:33,608 --> 00:58:37,278
If you need a place to lay low,
I'll protect your privacy.
648
00:58:38,821 --> 00:58:40,156
Thank you.
649
00:58:41,658 --> 00:58:44,869
But when you're ready,
I'll be ready with you.
650
00:58:44,952 --> 00:58:46,412
That's great.
651
00:58:46,913 --> 00:58:48,122
Ready...
652
00:58:48,790 --> 00:58:50,291
Ready for what?
653
00:58:51,334 --> 00:58:54,086
One of these days
you'll want to get your life back...
654
00:58:54,170 --> 00:58:57,131
and you may have to sue some people
to get it.
655
00:58:58,341 --> 00:59:00,801
They can all just fuck themselves.
656
00:59:02,887 --> 00:59:05,139
We all would like that, Spab...
657
00:59:05,348 --> 00:59:09,143
but experience has taught me that people
just don't up and fuck themselves.
658
00:59:10,186 --> 00:59:12,688
They need somebody else to fuck them.
659
00:59:12,772 --> 00:59:16,275
And that's why God created lawyers like me.
660
00:59:17,568 --> 00:59:19,737
And that's why Morrow brought you here.
661
00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:21,280
This was Morrow's idea?
662
00:59:22,031 --> 00:59:25,326
I mean, you guys
are gonna split the profits, right?
663
00:59:26,118 --> 00:59:28,829
Actually we will only split 50 percent.
664
00:59:28,871 --> 00:59:31,290
- The other 50 goes to you.
- Right.
665
00:59:37,046 --> 00:59:38,797
Where are you going?
666
00:59:39,506 --> 00:59:43,343
Come on, Spab, it's a total spinout.
You need to take control.
667
00:59:43,761 --> 00:59:46,054
I'm willing to negotiate.
668
00:59:49,892 --> 00:59:51,602
You little fucker!
669
00:59:55,731 --> 00:59:56,815
Shit.
670
01:00:13,039 --> 01:00:14,499
It is Spab!
671
01:00:16,334 --> 01:00:17,711
Is it Spab?
672
01:00:23,133 --> 01:00:26,052
Fucking Spab! Fucking A, man!
673
01:00:27,053 --> 01:00:29,097
I'll tell you something, Spab.
674
01:00:29,180 --> 01:00:33,184
You sure as hell said some shit
that needed fucking said!
675
01:00:33,476 --> 01:00:35,687
- Thank you, Dolly.
- We heard that!
676
01:00:35,729 --> 01:00:37,063
Thank you, Earl.
677
01:00:37,147 --> 01:00:41,151
I'm just saying, and this is just me saying it,
but I just think...
678
01:00:41,276 --> 01:00:45,530
that you said a whole lot of shit
a lot of people in this country think about...
679
01:00:45,572 --> 01:00:48,741
but don't have the fucking guts
to say out loud.
680
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:52,954
I'm gonna go even further and say
they don't even have the fucking guts...
681
01:00:53,037 --> 01:00:54,664
to think about it.
682
01:00:55,581 --> 01:00:56,958
Heard that!
683
01:00:58,293 --> 01:00:59,794
Give me a hit.
684
01:01:19,230 --> 01:01:22,441
- Thank you, honey.
- I want to ask you something, baby.
685
01:01:23,317 --> 01:01:25,903
Did you ever think
you were gonna bite it back there?
686
01:01:25,945 --> 01:01:28,989
- Let me put it this way, sweetheart.
- I heard that.
687
01:01:29,073 --> 01:01:33,077
What it boils down to is that I'm a survivor.
Okay? That's what it is.
688
01:01:33,452 --> 01:01:36,122
Anybody who thinks
I'm gonna live fast and die young...
689
01:01:36,163 --> 01:01:38,499
they don't know me now, do they?
690
01:01:44,797 --> 01:01:47,633
We interrupt this program
to bring you a special report.
691
01:01:47,716 --> 01:01:48,968
The Madison Heights Police...
692
01:01:49,051 --> 01:01:52,429
have issued an all points bulletin
for the arrest of Cliff Spab.
693
01:01:52,513 --> 01:01:57,142
Spab is wanted for assault and battery
on a local teenager at the Crestridge Mall.
694
01:01:57,226 --> 01:02:00,646
If you have any information
as to Cliff Spab's whereabouts...
695
01:02:00,687 --> 01:02:03,941
please contact the Madison Heights
Police Department immediately.
696
01:02:04,274 --> 01:02:05,776
Now back to our regular programs.
697
01:02:05,818 --> 01:02:07,319
Fucking liars!
698
01:02:09,404 --> 01:02:11,949
Don't sweat it, Spab. We got it covered.
699
01:02:12,616 --> 01:02:15,911
There ain't no fucking way
they're getting you without a fight, baby.
700
01:02:15,994 --> 01:02:18,455
Let's put the gun down, okay, buddy?
701
01:02:18,538 --> 01:02:21,625
Let's put it over there.
We don't need to go this far now.
702
01:02:21,667 --> 01:02:24,795
Spab, forget about it, all right?
703
01:02:25,087 --> 01:02:27,923
You showed us the way.
You opened the door.
704
01:02:28,924 --> 01:02:32,052
I say the motherfucking
Madison Heights pigs...
705
01:02:32,135 --> 01:02:35,639
shouldn't be allowed
to get away with this kind of shit, man.
706
01:02:38,058 --> 01:02:41,144
I say there's no way...
707
01:02:41,561 --> 01:02:45,357
that our Spab should be treated
with this kind of disrespect.
708
01:02:46,566 --> 01:02:50,654
Spab, you're a fucking hero.
You saved Wendy Pfister's life.
709
01:02:51,571 --> 01:02:55,575
I say fuck kinder-gentler,
that's what else I say.
710
01:02:56,284 --> 01:03:00,330
It's payback time in America
711
01:03:00,580 --> 01:03:04,292
God shed his grace on thee
712
01:03:05,376 --> 01:03:09,339
And crown thy good with brotherhood
713
01:03:09,631 --> 01:03:13,092
from sea to shining sea
714
01:03:20,099 --> 01:03:23,811
How the hell is it my fault?
You were driving the whole damn time.
715
01:03:23,895 --> 01:03:27,565
Exactly, so why the fuck
should I be paying attention...
716
01:03:27,648 --> 01:03:32,361
to shit like that?
You're supposed to be the copilot, Earl.
717
01:03:34,447 --> 01:03:39,410
So watching the gas thing
is the copilot's responsibility now?
718
01:03:39,619 --> 01:03:41,495
- Yeah, you know it.
- Great.
719
01:03:56,010 --> 01:03:58,262
Everyone wanted a piece of me.
720
01:03:58,304 --> 01:04:01,765
The only problem was,
there wasn't enough of me to go around.
721
01:04:01,807 --> 01:04:03,767
I guess Janet was right.
722
01:04:03,976 --> 01:04:07,396
I mean, this whole thing
was like a circle spinning out of control.
723
01:04:07,479 --> 01:04:10,441
First, you get sucked in,
then you get spun out.
724
01:04:10,524 --> 01:04:13,736
I was somewhere between getting sucked
and getting spun.
725
01:04:13,902 --> 01:04:16,238
Actually, the whole thing sucked.
726
01:04:16,405 --> 01:04:18,615
If Joe was alive,
he'd be laughing his ass off...
727
01:04:18,699 --> 01:04:21,243
and telling everyone to fuck off
at the same time.
728
01:04:21,368 --> 01:04:23,162
Joe was never subtle.
729
01:04:23,412 --> 01:04:25,956
Me, I had no idea what I was gonna do.
730
01:04:26,039 --> 01:04:29,793
What I knew for sure was that
road trips aren't all they're cracked up to be.
731
01:04:37,009 --> 01:04:39,303
- Hi there.
- How may I help you?
732
01:04:40,262 --> 01:04:42,764
Pamela, I'd like a room.
733
01:04:48,687 --> 01:04:51,648
The only thing available tonight is a suite.
734
01:04:51,773 --> 01:04:53,859
Fine, that'll be just fine.
735
01:04:54,526 --> 01:04:56,570
All right. And your name?
736
01:04:58,655 --> 01:04:59,906
Robert Plant.
737
01:05:02,951 --> 01:05:06,162
Hi there. Cliff Spab for Bayer Aspirin.
738
01:05:06,746 --> 01:05:09,749
Wendy Pfister,
which do you think Joe Dice will prefer. '
739
01:05:09,833 --> 01:05:12,877
microwave stuffing,
or your potatoes Iyonnaise?
740
01:05:13,044 --> 01:05:17,507
Joe would definitely prefer
the potatoes Iyonnaise. They're his favorite.
741
01:05:19,509 --> 01:05:22,095
Well then, Joe, which is it gonna be?
742
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,056
Wait, what are my choices again?
743
01:05:25,515 --> 01:05:28,977
- Wendy's stuffing...
- Or Wendy's potatoes Iyonnaise.
744
01:05:30,186 --> 01:05:32,855
I definitely prefer Wendy's...
745
01:05:34,983 --> 01:05:39,153
Joe Dice, a man so mean
he shot a guy for snoring too loud.
746
01:05:42,657 --> 01:05:46,202
Hi there! Do you know me?
I like shopping so much...
747
01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:49,497
I've been in the same... store,
for Christ knows how long?
748
01:05:49,580 --> 01:05:52,416
That's why I carry
the American Express card.
749
01:05:52,542 --> 01:05:55,753
If you go shopping in Madison Heights,
don't forget your Visa card...
750
01:05:55,836 --> 01:05:58,214
and don't forget your ammunition.
751
01:06:00,383 --> 01:06:03,344
I got one more thing to say. Remember this. '
752
01:06:06,597 --> 01:06:09,725
I'm not a hostage. I just play one on TV.
753
01:06:10,392 --> 01:06:13,521
Atta boy! That's Remington!
754
01:06:31,997 --> 01:06:34,416
- ... coming from.
- What kind of signal is it?
755
01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:36,543
- Is it music?
- Don't know that yet.
756
01:06:36,627 --> 01:06:38,295
So damn what?
757
01:06:38,378 --> 01:06:41,799
Held hostage in a convenience store
for 36 days.
758
01:06:42,174 --> 01:06:43,967
So what's the point of talking?
759
01:06:44,051 --> 01:06:46,845
Yeah, you said it. So damn what?
760
01:06:46,929 --> 01:06:48,263
He was black.
761
01:06:48,430 --> 01:06:49,514
So damn what?
762
01:06:49,598 --> 01:06:50,807
She was white.
763
01:06:50,891 --> 01:06:53,101
It has a totally cool sound to it, Cliff.
764
01:06:53,143 --> 01:06:55,896
They were as different as night and day.
765
01:06:56,229 --> 01:06:58,982
Everybody out there in TV land,
say it with me...
766
01:06:59,399 --> 01:07:01,276
So damn what?
767
01:07:01,943 --> 01:07:03,445
You say it, Wendy.
768
01:07:03,737 --> 01:07:05,155
So damn what?
769
01:07:05,238 --> 01:07:08,116
Gary Coleman and Dori Smelling star in...
770
01:07:08,366 --> 01:07:10,118
So Damn What.
771
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,662
The television event of the decade.
772
01:07:14,497 --> 01:07:16,791
You're at Comedy Central.
773
01:07:28,178 --> 01:07:31,181
Okay, he's standing way up
in this building...
774
01:07:32,182 --> 01:07:35,602
and he shot himself right smack in the head.
775
01:07:39,314 --> 01:07:42,150
And he fell right into this parking lot...
776
01:07:43,193 --> 01:07:44,611
like, crunch!
777
01:07:49,407 --> 01:07:52,827
His final words,
I ain't never gonna forget them, goes. '
778
01:07:53,536 --> 01:07:55,747
"So... what?"
779
01:07:57,248 --> 01:07:58,499
I mean...
780
01:07:58,916 --> 01:08:02,712
the thought of that
just sends chills right down to my spine.
781
01:08:03,463 --> 01:08:06,507
Okay, now,
this is still an unconfirmed report.
782
01:08:07,466 --> 01:08:10,052
Authorities in Madison Heights
have reason to believe...
783
01:08:10,136 --> 01:08:14,473
that the body recovered
earlier this evening, in a motel parking lot...
784
01:08:14,599 --> 01:08:16,809
is indeed that of Cliff Spab.
785
01:08:16,976 --> 01:08:19,854
An apparent suicide at the age of 20.
786
01:08:21,022 --> 01:08:22,440
We'll all miss you, Cliff.
787
01:08:37,705 --> 01:08:39,707
TVM. How may I direct your call?
788
01:08:39,874 --> 01:08:41,125
Hi there.
789
01:08:42,668 --> 01:08:46,088
Got a hot news scoop for you.
Let me talk to somebody.
790
01:08:46,255 --> 01:08:48,007
One moment, please.
791
01:08:54,346 --> 01:08:56,723
TVM news desk, can I help you?
792
01:08:57,850 --> 01:09:00,561
Yeah. Cliff Spab ain't dead.
793
01:09:01,770 --> 01:09:04,231
He's alive and well, and I can prove it.
794
01:09:04,314 --> 01:09:06,733
Are you talking about the Cliff Spab?
795
01:09:07,818 --> 01:09:09,027
Really?
796
01:09:09,403 --> 01:09:10,737
Yeah, that's right.
797
01:09:10,821 --> 01:09:13,073
Would he like to appear on TVM?
798
01:09:13,115 --> 01:09:14,199
Yeah.
799
01:10:26,395 --> 01:10:28,231
Hi. Cliff Spab here.
800
01:10:28,481 --> 01:10:31,192
I'm not a VJ. I just play one on TVM.
801
01:10:34,612 --> 01:10:35,863
Hi there.
802
01:10:36,364 --> 01:10:38,824
I want to take you over to the couch.
803
01:10:38,908 --> 01:10:43,079
These are a couple of dear friends of mine.
Over here is Peggy, Grace...
804
01:10:43,162 --> 01:10:46,123
and Dottie over there.
Let's wave to the camera, girls.
805
01:10:47,124 --> 01:10:50,961
So when you get down to it,
you know, when they first asked me...
806
01:10:51,003 --> 01:10:53,714
to be a guest VJ here on TVM...
807
01:10:53,839 --> 01:10:55,841
they said I could talk about anything.
808
01:10:55,925 --> 01:10:59,595
As long as I didn't use words like...
809
01:10:59,678 --> 01:11:03,057
Especially not words like mother...
So I made a promise to them...
810
01:11:03,140 --> 01:11:07,644
not to use words like...
And especially words like mother...
811
01:11:10,022 --> 01:11:12,941
So I decided to play
my 10 most favorite videos...
812
01:11:13,025 --> 01:11:16,987
where they either sing about
... show... or use... in the title.
813
01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:22,659
"So... what?"
The clip you just saw is based...
814
01:11:22,701 --> 01:11:26,163
I do believe,
on the personal experiences of yours truly.
815
01:11:26,204 --> 01:11:28,832
But before we go to that next clip...
816
01:11:29,207 --> 01:11:31,293
See you in a minute, girls.
817
01:11:32,544 --> 01:11:36,173
I'd like to share something
kind of special with you all.
818
01:11:37,299 --> 01:11:42,095
I'd like to dedicate this to a close friend
who I haven't seen in way too long.
819
01:11:43,597 --> 01:11:45,807
Wendy, if you're out there...
820
01:11:47,476 --> 01:11:49,227
this Bull's for you.
821
01:12:14,377 --> 01:12:16,379
All right. Shut the fuck up!
822
01:12:21,259 --> 01:12:23,803
Time out, guys.
823
01:12:23,886 --> 01:12:28,016
Look, everybody keep quiet,
so you can hear what Spab has to say.
824
01:12:29,684 --> 01:12:32,812
Okay, Spab is ready for your questions.
825
01:12:36,274 --> 01:12:39,527
Mr. Spab, how do you explain
the behavior on those tapes?
826
01:12:39,610 --> 01:12:42,947
And why do you suppose that Split Image
made those tapes?
827
01:12:43,156 --> 01:12:47,201
I don't know. I never figured out
what the pantyhose guys wanted.
828
01:12:47,285 --> 01:12:50,913
I guess they were just bored shitless,
like the rest of us.
829
01:12:51,289 --> 01:12:53,416
Maybe they were trying to get through it.
830
01:12:53,499 --> 01:12:56,043
They didn't know
the fucking world was watching.
831
01:12:57,169 --> 01:12:58,713
Could you describe for us...
832
01:12:58,796 --> 01:13:02,299
the situation that led to your escape
from the Fun Stop?
833
01:13:02,883 --> 01:13:04,718
Yeah, we ran out of beer.
834
01:13:07,471 --> 01:13:09,098
Liked that one?
835
01:13:10,724 --> 01:13:13,352
Do you consider yourself an alcoholic?
836
01:13:13,769 --> 01:13:17,690
I don't have to consider myself nothing,
with all you reporters doing it for me.
837
01:13:19,191 --> 01:13:22,361
Exactly what is it
that you're rebelling against?
838
01:13:23,112 --> 01:13:25,197
That depends, what you got?
839
01:13:29,076 --> 01:13:32,871
I would like to know why you can't be
a little more serious in your answers?
840
01:13:32,955 --> 01:13:37,459
Look, this is the way I am, okay?
Don't be taking me so fucking seriously.
841
01:13:37,793 --> 01:13:40,629
Mr. Spab, what can you say about Joe Dice?
842
01:13:41,421 --> 01:13:44,633
There's nothing to say about Joe, is there?
He's gone.
843
01:13:46,134 --> 01:13:47,511
I miss him.
844
01:13:48,679 --> 01:13:51,390
Will he care that I'm wearing
a "Free Cliff Spab" shirt?
845
01:13:51,473 --> 01:13:54,476
He'll love it. You look great.
He'll be glad to see you.
846
01:13:56,812 --> 01:13:59,981
- How you doing, bro?
- Look at that big bottle of beer you got.
847
01:14:00,023 --> 01:14:03,401
I'm a big guy.
Kristen, this is Clifford. Clifford, Kristen.
848
01:14:04,611 --> 01:14:06,738
- Let's go.
- Nice to meet you.
849
01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:12,577
How's everybody doing?
850
01:14:14,162 --> 01:14:16,289
I knew that dead guy wasn't you.
Didn't I say?
851
01:14:16,373 --> 01:14:17,457
It's too bad though.
852
01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:21,169
Your school papers and shit
would've gone for twice the fucking cash.
853
01:14:21,211 --> 01:14:24,339
- Excuse me, you're Cliff Spab.
- Yeah, that's right.
854
01:14:24,381 --> 01:14:28,218
- He ain't Patty Hearst, buddy.
- He saved Wendy Pfister's life.
855
01:14:28,968 --> 01:14:33,223
- We saw it. That was something.
- Who do I have the pleasure of meeting?
856
01:14:33,932 --> 01:14:37,894
I'm Phll Connors and this is my wife, Rita.
857
01:14:38,061 --> 01:14:40,188
- Hi, Rita.
- Hi, how nice to meet you.
858
01:14:40,897 --> 01:14:43,483
What do you say
we take these guys hostage with us?
859
01:14:43,900 --> 01:14:47,070
Come on, Phll, Rita, come party with us!
860
01:14:47,862 --> 01:14:50,365
We're supposed to meet some people.
861
01:14:51,407 --> 01:14:52,700
What do you say, Rita?
862
01:14:57,872 --> 01:14:59,457
So fucking what!
863
01:15:02,168 --> 01:15:06,214
- Let's party! Come on, Phll!
- Party down!
864
01:15:06,756 --> 01:15:08,382
Yeah, here it is.
865
01:15:09,216 --> 01:15:10,426
This is class.
866
01:15:10,468 --> 01:15:13,054
- This is great. What'd I tell you?
- Yeah.
867
01:15:14,722 --> 01:15:15,639
Over here.
868
01:15:17,224 --> 01:15:19,101
Cliff, does this go in the bathtub?
869
01:15:19,185 --> 01:15:22,062
- The beer ball goes at the bar, right there.
- We got a bar?
870
01:15:22,104 --> 01:15:24,940
- Tell Spab about the concert.
- What concert is that?
871
01:15:24,982 --> 01:15:28,068
Want to see Spiral Jet, Friday?
They want you to introduce them.
872
01:15:28,110 --> 01:15:29,236
I do!
873
01:15:30,738 --> 01:15:31,822
Where are you?
874
01:15:31,906 --> 01:15:34,575
How about a beer?
You want a Bullseye or a Heineken?
875
01:15:34,617 --> 01:15:37,036
- Heineken.
- You look like a Heineken kind of girl.
876
01:15:37,119 --> 01:15:39,538
- I hope that's good.
- That is good.
877
01:15:39,997 --> 01:15:41,290
- You want a beer?
- No.
878
01:15:41,373 --> 01:15:42,416
Come on.
879
01:15:42,458 --> 01:15:45,127
Kris in there is your biggest fan.
880
01:15:45,210 --> 01:15:47,588
But it's not like
I want to fuck you or anything.
881
01:15:47,629 --> 01:15:49,256
I think we should go.
882
01:15:49,298 --> 01:15:53,135
Sweetheart, let's just stay a little longer.
You got to live to learn, Phll.
883
01:15:53,218 --> 01:15:55,137
You got to live to learn. You said that.
884
01:15:55,179 --> 01:15:57,556
Being your brother
made me popular with the ladies.
885
01:15:57,639 --> 01:16:00,601
That's great, Scott.
I'm glad it's finally working for you.
886
01:16:00,934 --> 01:16:04,771
I just want to hang around, you know,
hear what you gotta say.
887
01:16:06,815 --> 01:16:08,692
I don't know shit.
888
01:16:11,737 --> 01:16:14,656
See, that is so Spab.
889
01:16:16,032 --> 01:16:18,994
- That is Spab.
- That is Spab, you're right.
890
01:16:23,081 --> 01:16:27,252
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Cliff Spab.
891
01:16:34,718 --> 01:16:36,052
Thank you!
892
01:21:34,264 --> 01:21:35,640
Hey, Wendy.
893
01:21:42,146 --> 01:21:43,439
Hi, Spab.
894
01:22:34,740 --> 01:22:35,783
This is it.
895
01:22:37,534 --> 01:22:39,828
Where are you supposed
to go buy a beer now?
896
01:22:39,870 --> 01:22:43,707
I heard they want to tear this down
and turn this place into a memorial park.
897
01:22:47,211 --> 01:22:48,545
Goddamn it!
898
01:22:51,548 --> 01:22:54,468
Is that what it all boils down to?
A fucking memorial park?
899
01:22:55,385 --> 01:22:57,179
That's one way to live forever.
900
01:22:57,888 --> 01:23:01,350
I'd like to live forever,
but only for a little while.
901
01:23:05,562 --> 01:23:07,773
Spab, you are so full of shit.
902
01:23:08,857 --> 01:23:12,027
You know, you try to come off
as just some guy...
903
01:23:12,652 --> 01:23:14,237
but you're not just some guy.
904
01:23:16,072 --> 01:23:18,200
- You've got a message.
- Yeah?
905
01:23:19,534 --> 01:23:21,203
What's my message?
906
01:23:23,413 --> 01:23:26,249
Your message is that there is no message.
907
01:23:27,208 --> 01:23:29,169
Nothing really matters.
908
01:23:30,837 --> 01:23:33,256
The message is: "So Fucking What."
909
01:23:34,841 --> 01:23:37,260
You keep saying it,
but nobody really hears you.
910
01:23:42,098 --> 01:23:44,601
I'm sorry to break the bad news to you.
911
01:23:47,103 --> 01:23:48,730
I'm full of shit.
912
01:23:54,485 --> 01:23:57,989
There are plenty of things
that matter to me in this world.
913
01:23:58,072 --> 01:23:59,657
Yeah, like what?
914
01:24:04,287 --> 01:24:05,580
Like you.
915
01:24:17,967 --> 01:24:20,678
There's something I keep thinking about.
916
01:24:25,808 --> 01:24:30,312
Maybe even trying to explain
what happened in the store is just pointless.
917
01:24:33,482 --> 01:24:37,153
I mean, how do you explain
something like that to somebody?
918
01:24:38,279 --> 01:24:39,613
You can't.
919
01:24:43,867 --> 01:24:45,494
There is one way.
920
01:24:47,037 --> 01:24:49,873
You could lock them in a room for 36 days.
921
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:53,252
They might understand then.
922
01:24:59,675 --> 01:25:01,552
You have to let them...
923
01:25:02,594 --> 01:25:04,471
watch some people die.
924
01:25:18,026 --> 01:25:19,277
Fuck it.
925
01:25:23,198 --> 01:25:25,033
Let's face it, Spab...
926
01:25:27,285 --> 01:25:29,704
we have this little understanding.
927
01:25:33,208 --> 01:25:35,836
Nobody else knows what it's all about.
928
01:25:39,047 --> 01:25:40,799
It's like a disease.
929
01:25:44,970 --> 01:25:46,972
Madison Heights Syndrome.
930
01:25:53,937 --> 01:25:55,730
If you don't have it...
931
01:25:57,732 --> 01:25:59,859
you can never understand it.
932
01:26:08,368 --> 01:26:12,038
Let's not even bother
trying to explain it to anybody else.
933
01:26:15,333 --> 01:26:19,921
- If you weren't in that store with us-
- You can shut the fuck up right now.
934
01:26:33,351 --> 01:26:36,896
Maybe Spab thought things would be
the same way they always were.
935
01:26:36,979 --> 01:26:39,106
I know I thought once I got out of there...
936
01:26:39,190 --> 01:26:42,777
I'd just be going back to Ozell Park High
on Monday morning.
937
01:26:42,860 --> 01:26:46,989
Things have just been really weird
since getting out of that store.
938
01:26:47,448 --> 01:26:50,326
If you think about it enough,
you can go nuts.
939
01:26:50,409 --> 01:26:52,787
That's one of Spab's favorite lines,
by the way.
940
01:26:57,791 --> 01:27:02,004
Anyway, I guess I've talked enough,
so it's time to meet the guy...
941
01:27:02,087 --> 01:27:06,425
that made all this possible,
Mr. "So Fucking What" himself, Cliff Spab.
942
01:27:16,185 --> 01:27:17,519
Thank you.
943
01:27:17,978 --> 01:27:19,396
So fucking what!
944
01:27:30,991 --> 01:27:34,328
Standing out there on the stage
of Madison Heights High...
945
01:27:34,369 --> 01:27:38,415
I was suddenly knocked on my ass
with this strange sort of feeling.
946
01:27:38,498 --> 01:27:42,252
It wasn't just the cheering.
I wasn't really sure what it was.
947
01:27:42,335 --> 01:27:44,004
I just stood there looking stupid...
948
01:27:44,087 --> 01:27:47,507
for what seemed like a long time
trying to figure it all out.
949
01:27:47,549 --> 01:27:51,887
There was nothing I could do,
except wait for the chanting to die down.
950
01:27:52,637 --> 01:27:55,473
But the noise only grew louder and louder.
951
01:28:43,563 --> 01:28:45,273
Everything matters!
952
01:28:50,903 --> 01:28:54,198
Wendy Pfister and Cliff Spab
were shot this morning...
953
01:28:54,240 --> 01:28:56,867
at a Madison Heights High School assembly.
954
01:28:56,909 --> 01:28:59,996
Witnesses say Spab
had just stepped up to the microphone...
955
01:29:00,079 --> 01:29:03,958
when three shots rang out.
Pfister was standing nearby.
956
01:29:04,417 --> 01:29:08,129
After witnessing the shooting,
hundreds of grief-stricken students...
957
01:29:08,212 --> 01:29:12,466
refused to return to class,
leaving the campus a virtual ghost town.
958
01:29:12,550 --> 01:29:15,219
Madison Heights High School senior,
Barbara B. Wyler...
959
01:29:15,427 --> 01:29:17,263
was arraigned in court today...
960
01:29:17,304 --> 01:29:20,641
in connection with the shooting
of Wendy Pfister and Cliff Spab...
961
01:29:21,725 --> 01:29:24,061
Why did you fire the first shot?
962
01:29:26,772 --> 01:29:29,108
Are you a friend of Cliff Spab?
963
01:29:33,362 --> 01:29:37,699
Babs Wyler was a perpetrator of violence
and a dangerous reactionary.
964
01:29:39,326 --> 01:29:41,829
The American people rest assured...
965
01:29:41,995 --> 01:29:44,122
that all the resources of this office...
966
01:29:44,206 --> 01:29:47,084
will be used to make sure that Babs Wyler...
967
01:29:47,125 --> 01:29:51,171
...the National Scholastic Merit
award for her essay, "Everything Matters".
968
01:29:51,797 --> 01:29:56,134
It's about a new generation of youngsters,
who take total responsibility...
969
01:29:56,176 --> 01:29:59,137
for everything they say, do and feel.
970
01:29:59,846 --> 01:30:01,932
This is about the First Amendment.
971
01:30:02,015 --> 01:30:05,185
What Babs did
was an act of symbolic free speech.
972
01:30:05,268 --> 01:30:09,731
The issue here is whether you should
punish a brilliant, gifted young woman...
973
01:30:09,815 --> 01:30:13,902
for bringing the message of responsibility,
hope and optimism to the world.
974
01:30:14,486 --> 01:30:15,779
I don't think so.
975
01:30:15,946 --> 01:30:20,825
...where dozens of protesters are staging
an all-night vigil...
976
01:30:21,284 --> 01:30:25,622
...we have watched with fascination, a
straight-A student, Barbara "Babs" 'Wyler...
977
01:30:25,747 --> 01:30:27,999
an anything-but-ordinary young American...
978
01:30:28,083 --> 01:30:30,835
has been catapulted
from suburban obscurity...
979
01:30:30,877 --> 01:30:32,378
to international fame.
980
01:30:32,462 --> 01:30:35,965
Tonight, in a live interview
from Madison Heights County Jail...
981
01:30:36,007 --> 01:30:39,636
we will learn all about Babs' philosophy
for a new age. '
982
01:30:39,761 --> 01:30:42,430
a philosophy in which everything matters.
983
01:30:42,513 --> 01:30:45,141
Those are the words
of Barbara "Babs" Wyler...
984
01:30:45,183 --> 01:30:48,478
the courageous young woman
we have come to care about so deeply.
985
01:30:48,519 --> 01:30:50,897
Babs has been through more
in the past few weeks...
986
01:30:50,980 --> 01:30:53,358
than most of us will experience in a lifetime.
987
01:30:53,399 --> 01:30:55,526
But she has retained her dignity...
988
01:30:55,610 --> 01:30:58,362
refusing to be reduced
to the level of her detractors.
989
01:30:58,446 --> 01:31:02,658
When she emerged from her terrible ordeal,
she found herself strengthened...
990
01:31:02,700 --> 01:31:05,036
and her "Everything Matters"
philosophy intact.
991
01:31:05,077 --> 01:31:07,914
In short, Babs Wyler has been transformed...
992
01:31:07,997 --> 01:31:12,376
from a typical American teenager
into an atypical American phenomenon.
993
01:31:12,752 --> 01:31:16,505
Tonight, for the first time,
we'll get to spend an hour with Babs...
994
01:31:16,547 --> 01:31:18,841
in the privacy of her own home.
995
01:31:19,675 --> 01:31:22,053
Babs, what are your impressions
of Cliff Spab?
996
01:31:24,555 --> 01:31:27,975
I must be very careful
of what I say about Cliff Spab.
997
01:31:28,392 --> 01:31:30,978
- But why?
- Because-
998
01:31:39,194 --> 01:31:40,863
- Hey, Wendy.
- Spab.
999
01:31:46,201 --> 01:31:49,288
- How about another beer?
- How about a bag of gumnuts?
1000
01:31:49,580 --> 01:31:51,165
How about a stale burrito?
1001
01:31:51,248 --> 01:31:54,501
How about some 3-in-1 Oil
for your folding chair?
1002
01:31:54,793 --> 01:31:57,004
How about a bath in the sink?
1003
01:31:57,504 --> 01:31:59,173
How about a song?
1004
01:32:06,513 --> 01:32:08,473
Are we getting married or what?
1005
01:32:10,100 --> 01:32:12,311
Hey, guy, you fucking know it.
78595
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