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Thank you. 11 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,145 - Mommy? - Yes, baby. 12 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,357 Speaking French... 13 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,317 Uh, Gabby just ordered a croissant in French. 14 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:12,447 I need to let her have it, right? One croissant, please. 15 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:17,326 - I got you a coffee! - I got you a coffee! 16 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,496 - (all laughing) - Charlotte: Hi! 17 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,376 - Freshly brewed. - Oh. 18 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,976 Look, I know we only have a minute, but Charlotte has 19 00:01:33,061 --> 00:01:35,009 a quick update on the field trip. 20 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:36,804 Good news on the Botanic Gardens. 21 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,723 I was able to book the botany team 22 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,349 that was profiled in "New York Magazine." 23 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,767 - I love that. - Wow! 24 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:44,472 - That is so cool. - Or I could call my friend 25 00:01:44,557 --> 00:01:47,273 who runs this state-of-the-art animal shelter on City Island. 26 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,370 After the tour, the kids play with the animals. 27 00:01:49,455 --> 00:01:51,026 (excited chatter) 28 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:53,009 - Okay, um... - That'll be fun! 29 00:01:53,094 --> 00:01:54,739 I'm an animal lover, too, 30 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,700 but I did just spend three weeks chasing down these botanists, 31 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,369 and they're very hard to reach. 32 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:03,453 - One of whom is deaf, incidentally. - Of course, I get it. 33 00:02:03,538 --> 00:02:05,291 It was just a backup idea. 34 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,834 I hadn't heard from you on this all week, 35 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,383 so I thought you dropped the ball. 36 00:02:08,468 --> 00:02:10,212 Oh... (laughs) 37 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,673 Charlotte's never dropped a ball in her life. 38 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:15,117 Check your spam, Deirdre. The whole chain is there. 39 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:16,927 I think we should just lock down the botanists 40 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,263 and save the animal shelter for another date. 41 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,557 Questions? No questions. 42 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:22,767 I'm late. Have a great day. 43 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,518 (all say goodbye) 44 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:26,187 How do you do that? 45 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,689 I just pretend I'm talking to my documentary crew. 46 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,746 Um, you're the only one I'd hire back, by the way. 47 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:31,734 (Charlotte laughs) 48 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,148 You're also the only one invited to Herbert's birthday dinner, 49 00:02:34,232 --> 00:02:36,697 - so, please, keep it on the QT. - On the 19th? 50 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,741 Harry and I are so excited, 51 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,458 and we can't wait to invite you over soon 52 00:02:40,543 --> 00:02:42,369 to hang out with our little group of friends. 53 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:45,581 How about Thursday? I just had something fall off my calendar. 54 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,959 Thursday as in the day after the day after tomorrow? 55 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:50,630 Wow, that's short notice. What was I thinking? 56 00:02:50,714 --> 00:02:52,254 - You know what? - What? 57 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:53,881 Thursday's fine. Let's do it. 58 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,549 - How-how does 7 sound? - That's perfect. 59 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,092 - Okay! - Okay, I'll see you Thursday. 60 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:58,594 Okay! 61 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,054 - Oh, and, Charlotte? - Uh-huh? 62 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:03,349 - Nothing fancy. It's just us. - Sure. 63 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:05,935 Hi... Yes. 64 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,604 Um, I just quickly need to cancel 65 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,608 a colonoscopy appointment for Harry Goldenblatt at 10 AM Friday. 66 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,110 (coffee brewing) 67 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,738 - Morning. - Morning. 68 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:22,701 Whoa, Mom, you reek of weed. 69 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:25,621 - After all the shit you give me. - No, I don't. 70 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,581 I just haven't showered yet. 71 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:30,334 Miranda, c'mon, we're all grown-ups. 72 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:31,627 We know pot when we smell it. 73 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,212 Yeah, you don't have to hide it. 74 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,548 Especially now that it's legal. 75 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,551 Carrie took Charlotte and me to a comedy concert last night, 76 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,678 and there were a lot of alternative types 77 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,555 getting high all around us. That's all. 78 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,933 Alternative types? Alternative to what? 79 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,142 (Brady chuckles) 80 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:49,979 I'm not caffeinated enough for this conversation. 81 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,194 [♪ ♪] 82 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,989 (rattling) 83 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,622 (rattling continues) 84 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,968 (hopeful music playing) 85 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,012 [♪ ♪] 86 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:37,110 (door bell chimes) 87 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:40,112 Hey, hey! Look who it is! Caroline. 88 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,197 Good morning, Mr. Kouimelis. 89 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:44,033 Long time, no see. Welcome back. 90 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,452 - Dark, no sugar, right? - Exactly. 91 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:47,829 (door bell chimes) 92 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:54,126 - How've you been? - A-okay. 93 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,961 - How you been? - I'm good. 94 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:58,088 You got married. You left the neighborhood, right? 95 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,340 Huh. You like married life? 96 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,052 Well... um... 97 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,806 he died... recently. 98 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,849 Oh no. 99 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,059 Poor Caroline. 100 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,521 He had a heart attack, unexpected. 101 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,523 The coffee is free. 102 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:17,315 And here... 103 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,823 - Take a roll. - Aw... thank you. 104 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,085 (light music playing) 105 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,318 [♪ ♪] 106 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:09,451 Carrie: I thought he would be there. 107 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,079 I mean, I knew he couldn't be, but when I walked in the door, 108 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,956 I was thinking about something else, 109 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,502 and just... for a second, I forgot. 110 00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:21,755 - I'm selling our apartment. - Charlotte: Really? 111 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,299 - Are you sure? - Carrie: Mm-hm. 112 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:25,058 Because what do they say? You should never make 113 00:06:25,142 --> 00:06:26,468 a major decision when you're... 114 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,346 HALT. Hungry, angry... 115 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,806 Both: Lonely or tired. 116 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,474 Right. HALT. 117 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,434 Nope, nope, nope. I am all action. 118 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,978 I gave the Peloton to one of the doormen, 119 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,107 I contacted a realtor, so... 120 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,741 whew! Next topic. 121 00:06:41,826 --> 00:06:44,028 - Okay, well... - Okay. 122 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,655 I am planning a last-minute dinner party 123 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,741 for LTW and her husband, 124 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,660 and I really want you both to be there... 125 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,416 but only if you're feeling up to seeing people, Carrie. 126 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:57,082 I see people all day long. I live in a city. 127 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,835 - Sorry. - No, I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. 128 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,796 - I'm kidding. Of course, I'll be there. - Thank you. 129 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,382 - Miranda? - Well, I will be there, 130 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,800 unless it's tomorrow night 131 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,678 because I'm having dinner with my law professor. 132 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,139 Wow, that's, that's quite a... quite the turnaround, 133 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,807 I know, right? 134 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,350 I killed it in class today, 135 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,352 arguing a point about motherhood 136 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:18,812 and inequality in the workplace, 137 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,315 and she wants to talk about it more over dinner. 138 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,983 Well, that must have been some argument 139 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,677 if you got a dinner date out of it. 140 00:07:24,762 --> 00:07:26,487 Hm, I'm gonna order another one of th... 141 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,946 Should we just get a bottle? 142 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,948 No, no bottle. 143 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,872 - We're, we're fine like this. - Miranda: Okay. 144 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:37,539 (upbeat music playing) 145 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,375 [♪ ♪] 146 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:52,346 Seema. That's such a pretty name. 147 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,807 - It means "boundary" in Hindi. - Oh. 148 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,267 Which is hilarious because I have none. 149 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,853 I need to know more about this wallpaper. It's stunning. 150 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:03,023 - Oh. - Such rich, interesting colors. 151 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:07,111 Yes, well, my, um, my husband wasn't a great fan of beige. 152 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,487 It's gorgeous. It's all gotta go. 153 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:15,160 People need to be able to picture themselves living here, 154 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:16,745 and it's hard to do that with your interesting 155 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,164 brutalist coffee table screaming, "I'm not you." 156 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,389 - It's gotta go. - Carrie: Well, do we really... 157 00:08:21,474 --> 00:08:24,253 We really have to do, like all of it? 158 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,713 Don't we just need to find a buyer with vision? 159 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:29,007 Buyers aren't that complex, Mrs. Preston. 160 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,635 - They're like dogs with money. - Oh. 161 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:34,430 - Walk with me. - Oh, what else would I do? 162 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,851 Lovely. It's all gotta go. 163 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,728 I know you've suffered a loss, Mrs. Preston. 164 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:42,406 Carrie. 165 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:44,531 Carrie. And I can do this at whatever pace 166 00:08:44,616 --> 00:08:46,608 you're comfortable. Fast, slow, tomorrow, 167 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,652 yesterday... - How's the day before yesterday? 168 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:52,114 (chuckles) And you won't have to lift a finger. 169 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,617 My movers are brilliant. They're in and out like ninjas. 170 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,787 They move Picassos, so your things are gonna be fine. 171 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,122 Uh, no offense to your things. 172 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,126 And what's in here? 173 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,380 Okay... this closet... 174 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,674 Seema, wait a second. 175 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,177 I have something important to say. 176 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:16,138 No one touches the shoes. 177 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,310 I totally get it. I've named all my purses. 178 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,188 - Meet Lorraine. - Oh, how do you do? 179 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,804 This spa bathroom? Insane. 180 00:09:27,889 --> 00:09:29,693 This may be the first apartment I sell 181 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,070 with just a photo of the bathroom. 182 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:33,358 Oh, wow. 183 00:09:33,443 --> 00:09:35,751 You know what could pull this whole area into focus? 184 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,838 A Peloton. 185 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:41,413 - What? - Oh, it's, um... it's a long story. 186 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:44,124 I don't know, maybe for another time. 187 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,835 I'm actually supposed to be in Midtown in 20 minutes. 188 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:47,794 Let's go. 189 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:49,671 I've got enough to talk to the stagers about. 190 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,967 I'll drop you off. My driver's right downstairs. 191 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,136 Ooh! 192 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,388 Okay... 193 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,060 - Do you smoke? - Well, not when anyone can see me. 194 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:06,438 - You? - Used to. 195 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,149 - Another life. - Seema: Mm-hm. 196 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:13,862 - Got a cigarette? - Are you sure? 197 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,323 - I've quit 14 times. - Just one. 198 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,408 It's been a rough couple weeks. 199 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,035 Seema: Here. 200 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,162 Thank you. 201 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:28,835 47th between 5th and 6th, Rocco. 202 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,463 (engine starts) 203 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,467 (light music playing) 204 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,977 - The podcast socials suck. - Don't mince words, Chloe. 205 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,813 I won't. Suck, stink, shit the bed. 206 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,065 You all need to post like your life depends on it. 207 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,401 Che's the only one consistently pushing. 208 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,845 Yeah, 'cause my life depends on it. 209 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,406 - And you, Carrie. - Me? 210 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,949 Chloe: You didn't have a lot of followers to begin with, 211 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,867 but you haven't posted in three weeks. 212 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,577 Three weeks. 213 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,746 This is death on social media. 214 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,249 Your Instagram is pretty much a corpse. 215 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,461 Chloe, that's enough, Chloe. She gets it. 216 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:16,258 Oh, fuck me, fuck! I'm so, so sorry. 217 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,260 Chloe, like, read the room. 218 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,928 We don't need to make it a thing. 219 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,054 I mean, you're being so insensitive, dude. 220 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:24,433 - It's fine. - Jackie, don't make this about us. 221 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,393 It was fun while it lasted. 222 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,979 Carrie, girl... I'm sorry for your loss. 223 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,063 Get your socials up. 224 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,317 Chloe: See you Friday. 225 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,278 You know what? 226 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,656 (quietly): What is happening? 227 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,366 What kind of person ghosts somebody they're gonna see 228 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,118 again the next day? I mean, who does that? 229 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:47,414 Why don't you wash your bath towels more than once a year? 230 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,708 - Fucking kindergartener. - (Che laughing) 231 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,793 Jackie: I wash my bath towels, all right! 232 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,337 Dude, you are so insensitive, and not just to me. 233 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,422 What you just said to Carrie... 234 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,465 - Young love. - Not so young. 235 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,634 - Not so love. - (laughing) 236 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,931 Oh, man. If that was me Chloe was goin' off on, 237 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,808 I would've totally played the death card 238 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,759 just to shut her down. 239 00:12:08,844 --> 00:12:11,438 Oh, I'm saving it for when she tells me I have to go back on Twitter. 240 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,647 (laughs) 241 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,901 Don't I have a colonoscopy the next day? 242 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,110 Not anymore, you don't. 243 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,071 This dinner is too important. 244 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,822 Right now, Lisa and I are mom friends, 245 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,033 but I want us to be real friends. 246 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,659 And they are an impressive couple. 247 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,455 - We are gonna have to bring it. - Okay. 248 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,291 I invited Carrie for fashion, 249 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,793 Miranda for politics, 250 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,379 Stanford and Anthony... gay, 251 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,465 the Shapiros, the Downeys. 252 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,384 - Bringin' out the big guns. - Mm-hm. 253 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,594 And I've got room for one more couple. 254 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:45,180 - How about the Tates? - Hmm. 255 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,264 They're sweet, but... 256 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,477 they're just kind of vanilla. 257 00:12:51,463 --> 00:12:52,791 Oh no. 258 00:12:52,947 --> 00:12:54,064 What? 259 00:12:55,117 --> 00:12:58,643 Everyone I've invited... is vanilla. 260 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:02,447 The Wexleys can't be the only Black couple at the dinner. 261 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,533 They're gonna think we don't have any Black friends. 262 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,035 Why don't you just ask the Jenkins in 4C? 263 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:11,873 The Jenkins! Yes, yes, I love the Jenkins, yes! 264 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:16,002 - We just had that great brunch. - Two years ago. 265 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,839 But we lost a year to COVID. 266 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,043 I'm gonna text her right now. 267 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,721 - Oh, Charlotte, hi. - Hello, Shelly. 268 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,474 - What a beautiful sweater. - Thank you. 269 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,642 I just wanted to check in, 270 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,477 and make sure that you had received 271 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,729 the texts I sent earlier. 272 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:37,065 I did... All four of them. 273 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,151 Oh, I thought I sent two. 274 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,194 You know, I've gotta get my phone checked. 275 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,193 It just goes rogue sometimes. 276 00:13:43,278 --> 00:13:44,406 (both chuckle) 277 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,575 So will you be able to join us for dinner? 278 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,743 Oh, well, as I said in my text, 279 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:52,122 - we would love to join... - Great! Terrific! 280 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,332 But we already have a dinner Thursday. 281 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,210 Oh, right, but you know what I was thinking? 282 00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,797 Maybe you and David could pop in before your dinner for drinks. 283 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,424 You know, just pop in, say hi. 284 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,508 We'll do it another time. 285 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,594 Oh, but we always say 286 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,053 we'll do it another time. 287 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,764 Let's just... get her done. 288 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,601 I'll tell you what, you text me 289 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,936 when you know that you definitely can't come, 290 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,563 and in the meantime, 291 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:20,192 that is just the most lovely sweater. 292 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,611 - Where'd you get it? - J.Crew. 293 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,654 Well, it is just gorgeous. 294 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,157 Have a great rest of your day. 295 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,036 - (locks door) - (phone chimes) 296 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,124 Charlotte (on phone): Are you still in touch with that artist you dated? 297 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,752 Who do you mean? The performance artist with the big, juicy ass? 298 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:42,297 - God no, I forgot about him. - I didn't. Like two canned hams. 299 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,530 No, I'm talking about that painter. 300 00:14:44,615 --> 00:14:46,592 Oh, you mean the hot Black guy. 301 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:51,146 Anthony, he is more than just his race. He is a person... 302 00:14:51,669 --> 00:14:53,991 and, yes, that is who I was referring to. 303 00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:55,852 I was thinking of inviting him to the Wexley dinner party. 304 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:59,898 LTW has a collection of African-American artists. 305 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,483 Anthony: Outta luck, princess. 306 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,859 Stanford lit my old address book on fire one night. 307 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,071 You want me to ask Juan, one of my delivery guys? 308 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,615 He's Colombian, but ethnically ambiguous. 309 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,868 - Goodbye, Anthony. - Goodbye! 310 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,122 - Deirdre... Hi! - Oh, hi! 311 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,749 - I was just gonna text you. - Oh! 312 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,585 By any chance, are you and Geoff 313 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,170 free for dinner tomorrow night? 314 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,021 Who's Geoff? 315 00:15:24,106 --> 00:15:27,530 - Your husband? - Oh, (chuckles). It's pronounced "Joff." 316 00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:31,221 - Oh. - So last minute, but yes. 317 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,015 Lovely. I'll call Geoff to make sure. 318 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,851 Charlotte, oh my god, I'm so sorry. 319 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,478 We can't come tomorrow night. 320 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,105 My mother-in-law invited us to the symphony, 321 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,652 and Herbert didn't tell me till this morning 322 00:15:41,736 --> 00:15:43,400 because as he said, he didn't wanna hear me 323 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,735 bitch about it all week, and he's not wrong. 324 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,947 - Of course, I get it. Mother-in-law drama. - (Lisa laughs) 325 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,782 Our dinner will happen when it happens. 326 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,367 No rush at all. 327 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,910 Thank you for understanding. 328 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,037 - We'll talk later. - Okay! 329 00:15:56,121 --> 00:16:00,041 Okay, Geoff and I are definitely in for tomorrow night. 330 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,878 Harry has a colonoscopy on Friday morning, 331 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,755 and I completely forgot. 332 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,341 See? I'm not crazy. 333 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,260 You do drop balls every now and then. 334 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:14,931 You got me. Apologies to, to Geoff. 335 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,224 (light R&B playing) 336 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,103 [♪ ♪] 337 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,732 Uh, sir, I'm not tryin' to be unreasonable, 338 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,819 but that guy who just left with the doggy bag came in after us. 339 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,572 - Am I right about that? - Yeah, I think so. 340 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,241 With the straw hat? Um, it's Nya Wallace. 341 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,243 7:30, party of two. Would you check again? 342 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,079 I'm sorry, again. We have no record of your reservation in the system. 343 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:44,044 But, uh, I do have a record of the reservation right here. 344 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,754 Mm-hm, yeah, you've shown me that already three times, 345 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:50,592 but see, it's not in my system. 346 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,469 Okay, well, then let's just ignore the evidence, 347 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,596 and say I don't have a reservation. I mean, it's possible. 348 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,806 I've made mistakes in my life... 349 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,725 uh, most recently comin' into this restaurant. 350 00:16:58,809 --> 00:16:59,809 (laughs) 351 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,312 What are we gon' do about it, though? 352 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,981 You know, there are a couple of cute places pretty near here. 353 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,941 Miranda, I'm 37 minutes into this trial. 354 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:09,291 - I am not leaving without a win. - Got it. Yeah. 355 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,594 One second. 356 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,115 Found you. You did make a 7:30 reservation... 357 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,870 - Thank you. - At our San Francisco location. 358 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,622 Should I call 'em and tell 'em 359 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,082 we're gonna be a little bit late? 360 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,292 - I'll get to you. - Okay, thank you. Thank you. 361 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,044 Sateesh, party of two. 362 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,172 I am so sorry. That was totally not me. 363 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,300 No, that is so, usually, exactly me. 364 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:36,930 I'm just so hopped up on all these, um, fertility drugs. 365 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,973 Yeah, it's messin' with my everything. 366 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:42,602 Oh, okay. Yeah, I know how hard that can be. 367 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,460 Wait, you've been through this? 368 00:17:44,545 --> 00:17:45,563 Waiter: Water for you ladies. 369 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,315 Thanks. You have kids? 370 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,984 No and yes. No to IVF. 371 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,113 Yes, I have a 17-year-old son named Brady. 372 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,701 I have a, a good friend who went through hell with IVF. 373 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,598 That's how I know. 374 00:17:58,683 --> 00:18:00,328 Yeah, well, this is my second trip to hell. 375 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,372 My, uh, first one didn't take... 376 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,042 which, uh... 377 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,962 is privileged information between professor and student, 378 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,714 and, as a reminder, I do have the power to fail you. 379 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,758 Oh, not, not unethical at all. 380 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:17,012 (laughs) Um... 381 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,848 and so, this is the part you tell me where it'll all be worth it. 382 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,683 Counselor, I think you're leading the witness. 383 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,852 Miranda Hobbes, are you about to tell me 384 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,601 that motherhood isn't worth it? 385 00:18:25,686 --> 00:18:29,065 Um... it depends on the day. 386 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:32,068 Like today, when my son called me a bitch 387 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,027 because I sent his girlfriend home, 388 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:35,864 and forced him to do his homework. 389 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,408 - 100% not worth it. - No. No, it's not worth it. 390 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,201 No. (Laughs) 391 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,829 Haven't heard that side of the argument. (Laughs) 392 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:43,705 Menu for you. 393 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,707 - But if having a baby is... - And you. 394 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,376 Is really what you want... Thank you. 395 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,212 It will be way more than 100% worth it. 396 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,257 Great, but I don't need a hard sell, right? 397 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,551 I'm gettin' that from society, from my friends, 398 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,887 my family, uh, my house cleaner. 399 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,348 - You need a new house cleaner. - Yeah. 400 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,977 Okay, here's the thing. 401 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,230 I don't know why I'm tellin' you this, probably the hormones but, um... 402 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,860 when my last round of IVF didn't go through... 403 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,736 um... 404 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,532 I felt a huge wave of relief. 405 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:25,413 And listen, my husband and I, we love our life. 406 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,917 I mean, nobody's life is perfect, but, my life... 407 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,419 is really fuckin' close, right? 408 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,503 But then, I... 409 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,759 I'm also afraid that if I don't have a child, 410 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,136 I'm gonna regret it one day. 411 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,265 You know, the thing about regret 412 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,435 is that having a child doesn't take it away. 413 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,519 Thank you. 414 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,817 There are always gonna be these roads not taken, right? 415 00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,737 I mean, I... 416 00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,031 There was a woman in my class at Harvard. 417 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:03,952 Not a Rhodes Scholar. She never married. She never had kids. 418 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,120 She's a federal judge now. 419 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,916 - Who goes home to an empty house. - God! 420 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,794 There are so many nights 421 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,463 when I would love to be a judge, 422 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,132 and go home to an empty house. 423 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,134 Hmm. 424 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,138 And then, I see my son and I'm glad. 425 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,853 And then, I see his dirty underwear on my kitchen floor... 426 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,271 - No. - And I'm mad. 427 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,023 Yeah, I could see that. 428 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,362 - So you can't have it all? - No... (sighs) 429 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,239 You can. 430 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,523 It's just really fuckin' hard. 431 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,696 Is that your closing argument? 432 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,750 Your honor... 433 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,545 if this round of IVF works... 434 00:20:56,546 --> 00:21:00,508 you're gonna love motherhood every second. 435 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,177 (laughs) Why don't we get another round of drinks? 436 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,179 - (laughs) Why don't we? - Yeah. 437 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:08,683 Mmm, I'm not very open to this open house. 438 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,020 "Mad Max" meets "Dances With Wolves." 439 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,522 - I think I used to date the guy who lives here. - Really? 440 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,858 Well, generally speaking, I feel like back in the '90s, 441 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,943 we all dated the 50-year-old guy who lives here. 442 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,863 I'm still dating them. 443 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,115 By the way, feel free to introduce me 444 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,988 to any available men that you know with a good heart. 445 00:21:27,073 --> 00:21:28,703 Even if they're fixer-uppers. I can flip 'em. 446 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,372 Oh, I bet you can. 447 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:35,335 So, the motorcycle inside is for what? 448 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,377 Those quick trips to the bathroom? 449 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,713 See, this is why you don't leave your furniture 450 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,131 in your place for the open house. 451 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,216 - All right. - Okay. 452 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,220 I'm gonna say goodbye to the realtor. Poor thing. 453 00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:54,228 - Great place, huh? - Oh! Oh god. 454 00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:56,272 I'm considering making an offer. 455 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,733 Recently divorced, and I'm movin' back downtown! 456 00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,901 (polite chuckle) 457 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,195 You look like a downtown lady. 458 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,822 - You wanna check out the bedroom? - Ooh, oh... 459 00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:08,660 - Let's go. We have to eat. - Oh, we have to eat. 460 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:13,331 Ooh, (chuckles) I was about to flee on the motorcycle. 461 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,583 - Who was that? - My worst nightmare. 462 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,377 You think that guy was your worst nightmare? 463 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,171 - Check out this honey bun. - Mm! 464 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,882 Profile says he's looking for fun. 465 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,301 - He should be looking for a shirt. - (Seema chuckles) 466 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:29,847 Wait, please. There's so many more gems. 467 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,474 How many dating apps are you on? 468 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,934 How much time have you got? 469 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,228 I started back in the day with OkCupid... 470 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,771 - Uh-huh. - Which was not okay. It was like 471 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,107 are you fucking with me, Cupid? 472 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,068 Then, I moved to Tinder... 473 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,112 where I met the guy who cried after sex. 474 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,614 Oh, so he was too Tinder. 475 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:51,452 I just want someone to create a dating site that's called, 476 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,788 "Here's the man you've been searching for, Seema." 477 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957 And you're never married? Not divorced? 478 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,792 No, happily not divorced. 479 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:02,214 Well, I think it's great that you're still putting yourself out there. 480 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,298 Yes. Well, I am. 481 00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,843 Ooh, do you wanna split the cacio e pepe? 482 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,345 - Mm-hm. - Mm. 483 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,852 Lisa and Herbert run in an eclectic, diverse crowd. 484 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,729 - Hmm. - But... right now, 485 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,689 everyone is talking about Black literature. 486 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,482 You read the article I sent you, right? 487 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,987 - Yep. - So name a few modern Black authors 488 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:29,032 - that every person is reading. - (exhales) 489 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:33,161 - Sadie Smith. - Zadie with a Z. 490 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,164 Can't I just say I love Michelle Obama's book? 491 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,499 I feel like you are not taking this seriously. 492 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,334 Charlotte, I've been talkin' my whole life. 493 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,546 Think I can handle a little dinner chit-chat. 494 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,551 - Do I need it? - No. 495 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,179 Harry! 496 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,852 We lucked out when LTW canceled the other night, 497 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,855 but that was our wake-up call. 498 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,442 It is unacceptable that we do not have a more diverse friendship circle, 499 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,527 so, tonight, bring your "A" game. 500 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,489 - Oh god, you're sweating already. - Can't imagine why. 501 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,077 - Both: Hi! - Come on in! 502 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,745 Charlotte: I know you said not to bring any gifts, 503 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,914 but we had to bring Herbert a little something. 504 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,540 - Aww. - Harry: It's chocolate. 505 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:20,583 It's really good with port, if he drinks. 506 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,711 Oh, he drinks. He has to. He's married to this. 507 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,671 Oh. 508 00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,799 Uh, I have to go apologize to the chef 509 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,468 for something my mother-in-law just said about the appetizers. 510 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:31,552 You all go mingle. 511 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,849 - Harry: Wow! - Charlotte: Yes, 512 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,602 (indistinct chatter) 513 00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:42,917 Looks like we're the eclectic and diverse. 514 00:24:43,002 --> 00:24:44,427 Herbert: Harry, Charlotte. 515 00:24:44,512 --> 00:24:47,068 - Hey! Happy birthday, big guy. - Happy birthday! 516 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,277 Please, come join us. 517 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:51,198 Oh, look. It's Gwen, Leo's mom. 518 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,242 Hi, Gwen! 519 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,287 Hi! I haven't seen you since Leo transferred to Dalton. 520 00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,581 I'm not Gwen. 521 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,625 But I know who you're talking about. 522 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,878 This is Lisa's friend, Shawna. 523 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:09,132 Anybody read the new Zadie Smith book? 524 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,843 (door closes, keys jingle) 525 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,444 Carrie (on phone): Hey, you know that part in "The Wizard of Oz" 526 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:33,573 where the movie goes from sepia to color? 527 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,742 - Miranda: Yeah. - I'm experiencing that in reverse. 528 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:37,785 What do you mean? 529 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:39,186 Carrie: My apartment is 530 00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:41,539 totally beige, everywhere. 531 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:45,001 There's no sign of me. 532 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,460 Sometimes, I look around this house 533 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:48,875 and there's... no sign of me either. 534 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,090 God, it's surreal. 535 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:52,374 It's like we never lived here. 536 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,554 Our life is just... gone. 537 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,723 I'm so sorry for you, Carrie. 538 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,475 Carrie: I know... everyone is. 539 00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:05,479 Maybe that's why I'm drawn to Seema, my realtor, you know? 540 00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:08,107 When I'm with her, I can just, um... 541 00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:11,569 you know, pretend like none of the terrible stuff has happened. 542 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,404 Well, she didn't know Big. 543 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:14,989 Carrie: Exactly. 544 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,658 It's lunch and some laughs, which is kinda nice. 545 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,620 - Should I be threatened? - Carrie: Nah, it's probably 546 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,663 more real estate than real. 547 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,165 (clicks light switch) 548 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:28,085 Oh, hell no. 549 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,170 What? 550 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,048 The Peloton is back. 551 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,133 Okay, I gotta get Big and go. 552 00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,885 You don't belong here anymore. 553 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,683 (melancholy music plays) 554 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,561 [♪ ♪] 555 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,908 (clicks light switch) 556 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,954 - Ah. - (laughs) 557 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,458 Thank you, everybody. 558 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,001 And what is it you do, Charlotte? 559 00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,045 Oh, um, I-I'm a full-time mom, 560 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:15,216 and I'm active on the Events Committee at our daughter's school, 561 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,093 and that is how Lisa and I met. 562 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:20,490 Lisa and Charlotte are the Thelma and Louise of that parent group, 563 00:27:20,575 --> 00:27:23,391 except without the crime spree and the double suicide. 564 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,767 (all laughing) 565 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:26,852 Charlotte is just being modest. 566 00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,480 She's not just a stellar mom, and killing it at school, 567 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,148 she's also on the board at The Met. 568 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,025 Eunice: Oh! 569 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,569 So, you know art? 570 00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:38,114 Yes, yes. It's my passion. 571 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,300 I used to run an art gallery a long time ago. 572 00:27:40,385 --> 00:27:43,468 My favorite Art is Art Smith... 573 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,872 - our financial adviser. - (all laughing) 574 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,292 He told me that my daughter-in-law there 575 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,961 spent more money on these paintings 576 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,422 than my husband, God rest his soul, 577 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,341 and I spent on our first house. 578 00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:58,759 All due respect, Mother, 579 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,886 real estate isn't as costly in the Carolinas. 580 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,514 Charlotte: I don't know about Carolina real estate, 581 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:07,018 but, in terms of art, I can't think of a better investment 582 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,770 - than what Lisa has selected here. - Really? 583 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:14,233 The Gordon Parks photographs are amazing, 584 00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:16,402 and the one by Carrie Mae Weems. 585 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,612 The collection includes Deborah Roberts, 586 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,906 and, oh, Barkley Hendricks, 587 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,326 and the early work by Derrick Adams, 588 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,954 which is like owning early sheet music by Beethoven. 589 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,331 - Oh. - And then, my personal favorite 590 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:32,293 is the Mickalene Thomas in there. 591 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,713 She did the very first portrait of First Lady Michelle Obama. 592 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:39,508 - I loved her book! - (all laughing) 593 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,303 So, I don't think that you and Mr. Art Smith 594 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,305 have anything to worry about. 595 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,473 With the keen eye of Lisa, 596 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,436 the family is in very good hands. 597 00:28:50,518 --> 00:28:51,604 Yes, we are. 598 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:54,482 How about some birthday cake, and, uh, 599 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,575 - my favorite port in the den? - Yeah. 600 00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:58,287 - Yeah? - Shall we? 601 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,865 Oh, thank you, thank you, Thelma! 602 00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:04,317 Unless you wanna be Louise. 603 00:29:04,402 --> 00:29:05,993 Oh, no, I am definitely Thelma. 604 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,121 (laughs) 605 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,458 [♪ ♪] 606 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:39,235 [♪ ♪] 607 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,479 Just till I can figure out where you really want to be. 608 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,409 Ah. 609 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,421 [♪ ♪] 610 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:08,389 (knocks at door) 611 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,397 - You're smoking? - Stanford's in Japan? 612 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,275 ♪ Go, daddy, go ♪ 613 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,734 That's Ashley, 614 00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:23,821 the 17-year-old Long Island TikTok star he manages. 615 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,573 She's huge in Asia. 616 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:28,284 She asked him to go on tour with her. 617 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:29,785 (turns off music) 618 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:34,081 I do not get her, but then, I'm old, gay... 619 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:36,834 - and not Japanese. - Well, fine, good, sayonara, 620 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,086 but why the dramatic note? 621 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:42,214 "By the time you read this, I'll be in Tokyo." 622 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:45,217 I mean, wh-wh-who is he? The lost Brontë sister? 623 00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:46,927 He said he couldn't bring himself to tell you 624 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,221 he was leaving face-to-face after Big died. 625 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:51,056 Right, and a, a note is so much more 626 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,808 - compassionate. - Oh, you know Stanny. 627 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:55,769 He hates to disappoint people... in person. 628 00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:59,940 Still, you know, if it... If something good 629 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,790 is happening in one of my friends' lives, 630 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:04,422 and I'm, I'm assuming he considers this good... 631 00:31:05,078 --> 00:31:06,780 I'd wanna know about it. 632 00:31:06,864 --> 00:31:09,658 You know, no, no matter what is going on in mine. 633 00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:13,120 Good news or bad, I'd wanna know. 634 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:14,455 - Really? - Mm-hm. 635 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,457 I got a letter, too. 636 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:19,252 - He wants a divorce. - Oh. 637 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:25,049 I don't get it. We were so happy. 638 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,218 We had a great time at your dinner. 639 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,637 - We loved everyone. - Oh, and everyone loved you. 640 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,425 Thank you so much for having my back with Eunice. 641 00:31:31,509 --> 00:31:33,306 You're like the mother-in-law whisperer. 642 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,435 - (Charlotte laughs) - Such a good friend. 643 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,436 Well, I hope so. 644 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,399 I have a confession to make. 645 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,817 I was really panicked 646 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:46,445 having you and Herbert over for dinner 647 00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:49,073 because I realized you would be the only Black couple there. 648 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:53,244 Hmm... that's really crazy 649 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,621 because I was worried that you and Harry would be nervous 650 00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,623 being the only white people at my dinner party. 651 00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:00,043 - Did we seem nervous? - He sweat through his suit. 652 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:04,004 That's on me. 653 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,048 I pushed him so hard. 654 00:32:06,132 --> 00:32:08,414 I just... I want to do everything right. 655 00:32:08,499 --> 00:32:10,678 - Good luck. - Seriously, 656 00:32:10,785 --> 00:32:12,453 I was so desperate this week... 657 00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:14,682 I invited Deirdre. 658 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,433 Okay, now you're doin' the wrong thing. 659 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:17,601 How'd you get out of that? 660 00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:20,354 I pretended to drop a ball. 661 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,189 - Took one for the team. - Mm-hm. 662 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,482 Aww. 663 00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:27,528 Hello? Safe to come in? 664 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,322 Is the open house closed? 665 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:34,118 - Come on in. Coast is clear. - I got us some sushi. 666 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:39,290 So tell me, uh, how did it go at the "Beige-a-palooza"? 667 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,710 A lot of interest. One definite, two potential offers. 668 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,044 I might show it again next week 669 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:46,797 just to drive the interest up even more. 670 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:50,134 All right, so, um, so your magical moving worked, I guess. 671 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,803 Always does. Oh, there was a little mishap. 672 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:56,640 I was moving a photo into a drawer and the glass broke. 673 00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:59,602 - Which photo? - The one on your bedside table. 674 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,521 I must've hit it on the corner, 675 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,523 and it just shattered. 676 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:06,984 - Why were you even touching it? - Well, it was a personal item, 677 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,694 and you were supposed to tuck it away. 678 00:33:08,809 --> 00:33:11,423 - It is a personal item. - No, I understand. 679 00:33:11,508 --> 00:33:12,237 But it's only that... 680 00:33:12,322 --> 00:33:14,697 You said they move Picassos, that nothing would get broken. 681 00:33:14,782 --> 00:33:17,411 And, unfortunately, this was my bad, not theirs, 682 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,288 but it can be fixed. 683 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,957 Only the glass is broken, the photo's intact, 684 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:24,835 so I'll just replace the glass. 685 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:28,172 You can't just replace the glass. 686 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,424 That picture was on his side of the bed. 687 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,968 He touched that glass all the time. 688 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:36,639 You... the, the glass is not replaceable. 689 00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,100 Well... I'm sorry. 690 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:42,059 Well, you don't seem very sorry. 691 00:33:42,144 --> 00:33:45,481 You're sitting there, you know, pretty casually. 692 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,775 You know, "Oh, it just... We'll just replace the glass. 693 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,943 You know, it's not... No big deal. No worries." 694 00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:52,321 No worries? He was the, the love of my life. 695 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:54,823 Actually... I'm not like that at all. I... 696 00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,785 Well, that's, that's how it seems to me. 697 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,624 He's gone, it's broken, and no one can fix it. 698 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:09,171 I am very sorry, I am. 699 00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:11,965 I assure you, I had no intention 700 00:34:12,049 --> 00:34:14,385 of being insensitive to your situation. 701 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:18,806 (sighs) Sometimes... 702 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,018 people aren't aware of how insensitive they may seem... 703 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,367 and, I guess, today that could apply to me. 704 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,402 Or to you... at the restaurant the other day. 705 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,239 Me? How was I insensitive? 706 00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:39,827 When we were talking about me dating, you said something like... 707 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,662 Well, no, it wasn't "something like." 708 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:45,582 I... remember exactly what it was. You said... 709 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:48,836 "Well, it's great you're still putting yourself out there. 710 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,675 "Well, it's great you're still putting yourself out there. 711 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,963 "Good for you, Seema, trying to find yourself a man 712 00:34:57,048 --> 00:34:59,805 to marry after all those years of no luck." 713 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,390 No, no, that's not the way I meant it. 714 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,851 You know, I'm sure, but that's how I heard it. 715 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:10,232 If I'm being really honest... 716 00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:11,859 maybe you have a point, Carrie. 717 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,027 Maybe there's a little part of me 718 00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:16,864 that doesn't feel sorry for you... 719 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,199 'cause at least you found the love of your life 720 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,453 and you had him for many wonderful years, and in my eyes, 721 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:26,415 that is something worth still putting yourself out there for. 722 00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,128 I agree. 723 00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:42,557 Would you like some yellowtail? 724 00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:45,726 Is it from the place on Madison? 725 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,688 (both laughing) 726 00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:51,732 (indistinct chatter) 727 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,068 Carrie: And just like that... 728 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,320 we began our real friendship. 729 00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:00,657 (bright music playing) 730 00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,785 [♪ ♪] 731 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,303 "If You Got a Problem" by Joy Oladokun plays... 732 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:23,472 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 733 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:27,267 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 734 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,687 ♪ If you're standin' at the bottom ♪ 735 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:33,398 ♪ I'll reach out for you ♪ 736 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,609 ♪ If you need someone to lean on ♪ 737 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:37,444 ♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪ 738 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,780 ♪ I will carry you through ♪ 739 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,783 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 740 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,161 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 741 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,248 ♪ If you leave ♪ 742 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,210 ♪ I'll come runnin' ♪ 743 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:59,049 ♪ And we'll find a better way ♪ 744 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,968 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 745 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,013 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 746 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,497 ♪ If you're standin' at the bottom ♪ 747 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:10,978 ♪ I'll reach out for you ♪ 748 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,938 ♪ If you need someone to lean on ♪ 749 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:15,065 ♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪ 750 00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:17,651 ♪ I will carry you through ♪ 751 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,570 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 752 00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:23,532 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 753 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,578 ♪ Everybody needs ♪ 754 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:31,123 ♪ Somethin' to believe ♪ 755 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,168 ♪ If you want you can always put your faith in me ♪ 756 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,214 ♪ I don't know it all ♪ 757 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:42,426 ♪ But I know how it feels to fall ♪ 758 00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:48,599 ♪ With a helpin' hand, you'll find your feet ♪ 759 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,768 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 760 00:37:51,852 --> 00:37:54,688 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 761 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,648 ♪ If you need someone to lean on ♪ 762 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:58,609 ♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪ 763 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:01,069 ♪ I will carry you through ♪ 764 00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:04,072 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 765 00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:07,618 ♪ I'll reach out for you ♪ 54467

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