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Didi madloba. - Madloba. 17 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:03,084 - Didi madloba. 18 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:04,782 Didi madloba. 19 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,523 - Madloba. Madloba. 20 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,050 - Didi madloba. 21 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:13,892 - Madloba. - Didi madloba. 22 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,399 And, uh... 23 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,198 - Ah, no. 24 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,571 Didi madloba. 25 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:32,714 - Madloba. 26 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,560 - Did you shit? 27 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,592 - Little gatito shits. 28 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:31,964 - Oh... 29 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,103 - Take a picture! Take a picture! 30 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:01,063 - Can you... can you reach... 31 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,835 Can you reach here? 32 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:05,138 - Yeah, but not after doing some of them. 33 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:08,839 - But can you do it like that? Yeah. 34 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,211 Yeah. 35 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,486 - Number one, my friend! 36 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:56,516 Oh, yes. 37 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:57,994 Oh. 38 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,522 - Your wife? 39 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,624 - Fiancée... will be his wife. 40 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:05,295 - She can carry? - She can carry, yes. 41 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:06,860 - Yeah, don't... don't worry about me. 42 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:09,396 No, I'm strong. 43 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,171 - Number one, my friend! 44 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,336 My friend. 45 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,539 - Number one. Yeah. 46 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:24,382 - Without horse, without donkey... 47 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:26,412 100 lari a day. 48 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:32,159 - In Svaneti, it was 60 a day. 49 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,826 - In Svaneti, yeah, but here's Khevi. 50 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,061 - Yeah, I know. - Local price. 51 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:40,127 - My friend, number one! 52 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:43,667 - Why don't we... 53 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,642 Can we make it a little bit cheaper? 54 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:11,321 - Do you want this? 55 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,125 - Yep. 56 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,128 Shh. 57 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:26,593 - Madloba! 58 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,402 - Madloba. 59 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:33,399 - Denver Nuggets! - Yeah, Denver Nuggets. 60 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,806 - Didi madloba! 61 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,074 - You said "thank you" to him. 62 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,172 - "Madloba" means... 63 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,375 - That's "thank you." 64 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,078 Gamarjoba. Gamarjoba. 65 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,383 - Gamarjoba. - Gamarjoba. 66 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:18,492 - Hey, be careful. 67 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,861 He is not pet dog. 68 00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,126 He can bite. 69 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,189 - Yeah? 70 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,292 - Yeah, yeah, really. 71 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,997 And he has... fleas. 72 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,699 Dirty dog. 73 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:32,899 - Look at that goat. 74 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,843 It has three horns. - Yeah. 75 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,608 - The king sheep. - Mutant. 76 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,546 Mutant. 77 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:42,177 - You always have a goat with sheep. 78 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,619 Goat is very smart, 79 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:48,455 and sheep is stupid. 80 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,654 And sheep will follow goat. 81 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,722 If goat fall off rock, 82 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,755 sheep fall too. 83 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,826 - So are we your sheep? 84 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:06,300 - Whoa. Stampede. 85 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,811 - One, two, three, four. 86 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,522 - Hey, hey! 87 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,256 Wait me! Ho! 88 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:26,922 - What? - Wait me. 89 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:29,091 Give me rucksack. - No, no, no, it's okay. 90 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,294 It's okay, Dato. - No, no. 91 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,495 - It's okay. 92 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,526 I'm fine. 93 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,717 - Oh! 94 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,188 - Be careful! 95 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,861 No, no, I'm fine. 96 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:01,864 I don't need help. 97 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,560 It's okay. I'm fine. 98 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,531 Thank you. 99 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,643 Oops! 100 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,702 - You okay? 101 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,181 - Yeah, I'm fine. Fine. 102 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:25,761 - What is it? 103 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,065 - Very nice stone. 104 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:28,594 I don't know English name. 105 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,039 Georgian name is... 106 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,805 It help many problems... 107 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:36,972 liver problems, 108 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,004 stomach problems... 109 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,513 Kidneys problems. 110 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,453 And in Asian country, 111 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,423 this is very expensive. 112 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:50,518 $800. 113 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,584 - Wow. 114 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:54,598 - And it make your skin very good, 115 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,361 is very beautiful, 116 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,891 like baby's ass. 117 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,096 You can take. 118 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,365 - Thank you. 119 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,168 I just have to rub it all over my body every day, 120 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,675 and I'll be perfectly healthy. 121 00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:08,177 And beautiful. 122 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,044 - After shower. 123 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:12,742 - Hey. 124 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,512 You think he just made that up? 125 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:15,847 - Let's see. 126 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,380 - No, no, don't lick it. Don't lick it. 127 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,085 Don't lick it. 128 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:24,753 Let's see it. 129 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,626 - Hold it for a second? 130 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:31,699 Come back with my rock. 131 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:32,827 - No. 132 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,528 Give me the rock. 133 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,713 It's amazing. 134 00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:32,552 - Hey, come. 135 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:34,983 - Alex... 136 00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:36,617 - Come on. 137 00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:38,559 Okay. 138 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,989 - Three weeks, and you become a bear. 139 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:45,024 - I know, I'm gonna... l'm gonna shave it when we get back. 140 00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:46,729 - Hey, guys? 141 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,239 Do you know what this is? 142 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,539 - What is it? 143 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:56,409 - You can eat. 144 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,784 Eat it. 145 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:04,879 Good? 146 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,014 - Mm, strong. 147 00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:07,546 - Mm, it... 148 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,723 - So now we are waiting two hours. 149 00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:16,699 And after, you will die. 150 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:18,098 Die. 151 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,000 Sorry. 152 00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:21,504 - We what? 153 00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:23,301 We die? 154 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,501 - Sorry. 155 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:26,907 This is joke. 156 00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:29,071 Th is is k'vliavi. 157 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,204 Good. 158 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:31,305 - What is it? 159 00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:33,077 - It's cumin. 160 00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:35,311 - Mm-hmm. 161 00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:41,405 - What is that? 162 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:26,589 - You know, Chinese government say we are too much people, 163 00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:29,922 and we must... some people, castration. 164 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:36,229 And... but Chinese doctors is not enough. 165 00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:38,063 And come... 166 00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:40,963 - What happened? 167 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:47,468 - Okay. 168 00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:51,837 Yeah. Ready? 169 00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,872 Let me go a bit... 170 00:27:53,905 --> 00:27:55,509 There... no, a bit more. 171 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:56,951 Yeah, yeah. 172 00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:58,511 - Ah, yes. 173 00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:00,352 - Ah. 174 00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:02,358 Didi madloba. 175 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,381 - Okay. 176 00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:04,450 - You're welcome. 177 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:06,393 - Yeah? - Yeah. 178 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,954 - Okay. 179 00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:12,599 - So... - So! 180 00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:14,896 Castration! 181 00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:18,567 Chinese castration. 182 00:28:18,596 --> 00:28:21,406 - And come Georgian doctor, and he make 183 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:25,438 a thousand operation for one day. 184 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:29,812 This Chinese doctor ask, 185 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:30,979 "What happened?" 186 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:34,013 And come look what is... 187 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:38,858 And Georgian doctor take two rocks 188 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:40,487 and... on the balls. 189 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:41,588 Push, bah! 190 00:28:41,619 --> 00:28:44,099 One, two, three! 191 00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:46,534 And so, thousand. 192 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,628 - A day? 193 00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:48,797 - Yeah, a day. 194 00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:52,297 But they ask, "Maybe this make big pain?" 195 00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,640 Yeah, yeah, big pain, 196 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:56,145 when your finger... 197 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:59,273 if your finger come in between, 198 00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:02,148 this make big pain. 199 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:10,255 But thousand operation for Chinese people... 200 00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:11,555 Nothing. 201 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,926 This was not enough. 202 00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:16,592 And come Gurian person, 203 00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:18,066 Gurian doctor. 204 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,227 Do you know Guria? 205 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:22,704 It is west part of Georgia. 206 00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:24,673 Very funny people, very smart. 207 00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:28,508 And he make 10,000 operation every day. 208 00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:34,006 And so you make big people line. 209 00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:38,350 Bend over and put balls in... 210 00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:40,413 Ah, mouth. 211 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,426 And after one push... ow! 212 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:46,019 And... ow, ow, ow. 213 00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:48,826 And then... 214 00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:51,493 Very cheap and very fast. 215 00:29:59,864 --> 00:30:04,040 But this is not enough for Chinese people. 216 00:30:04,068 --> 00:30:06,070 They are too much. 217 00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:27,293 Both: 9 chimpanzees, 10 chimpanzees, 218 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,601 11 chimpanzees, 12 chimpanzees, 219 00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:31,231 13 chimpanzees, 220 00:30:31,262 --> 00:30:32,240 14 chimpanzees, 221 00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:34,641 15 chimpanzees, 16 chimpanzees, 222 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,112 17 chimpanzees, 18 chimpanzees, 223 00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:39,547 19 chimpanzees, 20 chimpanzees, 224 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,949 21 chimpanzees, 22 chimpanzees, 225 00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:44,510 23 chimpanzees, 24 chimpanzees, 226 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:47,079 25 chimpanzees, 26 chimpanzees, 227 00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:49,751 27 chimpanzees, 28 chimpanzees, 228 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:52,091 29 chimpanzees, 30 chimpanzees, 229 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:54,528 31 chimpanzees, 32 chimpanzees, 230 00:30:54,552 --> 00:30:56,964 33 chimpanzees, 34 chimpanzees, 231 00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:59,525 35 chimpanzees, 36 chimpanzees, 232 00:30:59,557 --> 00:31:02,060 37 chimpanzees, 38 chimpanzees, 233 00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:04,630 39 chimpanzees, 40 chimpanzees, 234 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,903 41 chimpanzees, 42 chimpan... 235 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:13,482 - Alex, which car do you have? 236 00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:14,608 - Bicycle. 237 00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,619 - Only bicycle? - Yeah. 238 00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:21,056 - Next year, I want buy four-wheel car. 239 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:22,615 Toyota Land Cruiser. 240 00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:24,388 All square, you know? 241 00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:25,587 - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 242 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:29,997 - My neighbor buy from America by internet, 243 00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:33,332 but you must be careful, 244 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:38,171 because sometimes they say car is okay; 245 00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:39,436 you pay money, 246 00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:43,002 and after come, car with many problems, 247 00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:45,844 with engine problems or something. 248 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:49,511 I think some black people... 249 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:50,610 - Dato... 250 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,451 - Make this special... 251 00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:54,252 - Don't say it like that. 252 00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:58,887 - And that I want buy from Japanese. 253 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,591 Japanese people, they are correct. 254 00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:05,965 If they say car is okay, car is okay. 255 00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:40,325 - What are... 256 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:36,786 - Ah-ah-ah... 257 00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:39,090 No. 258 00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:22,020 - Up. 259 00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:25,493 - Cut it? 260 00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:27,196 - Cut. Yeah. 261 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:29,995 Oh-bah. 262 00:35:30,027 --> 00:35:31,734 - Watch it. 263 00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:33,708 - Be careful. 264 00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:37,777 Please make knot. 265 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:41,543 - Like that? - Mm-hmm. 266 00:35:41,572 --> 00:35:42,607 - Again? 267 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,086 - Mm-hmm, one more. 268 00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:47,316 Okay, yeah? 269 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:49,823 Take. 270 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,988 - Nice! 271 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,295 - Yeah! 272 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:07,201 - Op, op, op, op. 273 00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:09,677 Op, op, op. 274 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,043 Eh! 275 00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,574 - Wow. - Wow. 276 00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:27,820 - Take foot... your hand. 277 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,024 - My foot? 278 00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:31,727 - Your hand. 279 00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:38,232 - Other hand? 280 00:36:38,262 --> 00:36:40,071 - Yeah. 281 00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:41,576 Okay. - Ow. 282 00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:45,172 - Now your khachapuri is mine. 283 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,080 - Now I eat like this. 284 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:56,789 Okay, open. 285 00:36:58,082 --> 00:36:59,561 Open! 286 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,188 - Wait, wait. 287 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,256 This is not easy. 288 00:37:03,287 --> 00:37:04,630 - With the knife. 289 00:37:07,358 --> 00:37:09,929 - Okay. - Be careful. 290 00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,463 Careful. 291 00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:14,776 Now put... 292 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:15,800 - Good, good trick. 293 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,073 Now put it back together. 294 00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:18,808 - Salvador? 295 00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:20,247 - Yes. 296 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:26,454 - Armenia? 297 00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:28,286 - Yes. 298 00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:36,093 - Bhutan? 299 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,724 - No. 300 00:37:44,328 --> 00:37:45,705 - Cuba? 301 00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:47,141 - Yes. 302 00:37:58,209 --> 00:38:00,246 - Kyrgyzstan? 303 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,689 - Yes. 304 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,887 - Sierra Leone? 305 00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,225 - No. 306 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:21,036 - Turkmenistan? 307 00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:22,738 - No. 308 00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:28,016 - Albania? 309 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,450 - Comí. 310 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,510 Comiste. 311 00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:33,351 Comió. 312 00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:35,789 Comimos. 313 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:38,157 Comimos... 314 00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:39,525 Comi-eron. 315 00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:41,291 - Comieron. - Comieron. 316 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,925 - Uh-huh. 317 00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:45,831 Mm... Querer. 318 00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:49,465 - Queri. 319 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:52,064 - Mm-mm. 320 00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:53,166 - Que... 321 00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:54,335 - It's irregular. 322 00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:57,471 - Ah, si. 323 00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:59,708 Qui... quise. 324 00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:00,841 - Uh-huh. 325 00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:03,681 - Quisiste. 326 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:05,119 Quiso. 327 00:39:05,142 --> 00:39:06,712 Quisimos. 328 00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:07,779 Quisieron. 329 00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:09,257 - Yeah. 330 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,556 Uh... 331 00:39:11,582 --> 00:39:14,062 Poder. 332 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,462 - Pode? Pude? 333 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:17,363 - Uh-huh. 334 00:39:17,388 --> 00:39:19,925 - Pudiste. 335 00:39:19,957 --> 00:39:21,334 Pudo. 336 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,100 Pudimos. 337 00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:26,006 Pudieron. 338 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,738 - Cojear. 339 00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:31,337 - Cojeé. 340 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,541 Cojeaste. 341 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,015 - Uh-huh. 342 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,075 - Cojeó. - Mm. 343 00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:40,252 Cojeamos. - Sí. 344 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:41,449 - Cojearon. 345 00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:43,152 - Bien. 346 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,921 Eh... 347 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:53,334 Remember tener? 348 00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:57,800 - Tiene. 349 00:39:57,828 --> 00:39:58,806 Teni? 350 00:39:58,829 --> 00:40:00,069 - It's irregular as well. 351 00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:01,735 - Ay! 352 00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:04,076 - Tuve. - Tu... 353 00:40:04,101 --> 00:40:06,012 - Tuve. - Tuve. 354 00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:08,107 Tuviste. 355 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,244 Tu... tuvio? 356 00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:12,311 - Tuvo. - Tuvo. 357 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:14,619 Tuvimos. 358 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,316 Hey. 359 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,689 No. 360 00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:59,988 No. 361 00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:01,121 Nica, no. 362 00:42:01,151 --> 00:42:03,427 He's right there. 363 00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:04,831 He's right in front of us. 364 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:06,198 Come on. 365 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:14,699 No. 366 00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:19,340 He's right in front of us. 367 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,440 - You like it. 368 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:21,745 - Of course I like it. 369 00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:24,378 I don't like it that he's... 370 00:42:24,408 --> 00:42:27,719 Shh, shh. 371 00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:30,658 Shh, shh, shh. 372 00:42:39,256 --> 00:42:42,430 Shh... don't. You're making me... 373 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,513 "The mountains close in more and more tightly, 374 00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:36,787 and it seems as though there's no longer any hope. 375 00:43:36,814 --> 00:43:40,626 Only a bit of sky is visible directly above our heads. 376 00:43:40,651 --> 00:43:43,689 It has a disheartening effect on us. 377 00:43:43,721 --> 00:43:46,759 We are overwhelmed and keep silent. 378 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:49,396 Suddenly at a sharp turn in the road, 379 00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:51,804 a huge chasm opens up on our right, 380 00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:53,399 and quite close to us, 381 00:43:53,430 --> 00:43:56,843 we see the ice-covered peak of Mount Kazbek 382 00:43:56,867 --> 00:44:00,474 with its glaciers sparkling white in the sun. 383 00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:04,077 It is cheek byjowl with us, 384 00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:07,988 placid and tall, mute. 385 00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:12,085 A mysterious feeling courses through us. 386 00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:17,862 The cliff stands there as if conjured up by the other cliffs. 387 00:44:17,888 --> 00:44:20,869 We feel as though a being from another world 388 00:44:20,891 --> 00:44:25,362 is looking at us. 389 00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:28,343 I scramble out of the carriage, 390 00:44:28,365 --> 00:44:30,436 get behind the folding top and..." 391 00:45:07,304 --> 00:45:09,443 What does it mean? 392 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,715 This means "son of beach." 393 00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:21,319 - "Bitch." 394 00:45:21,351 --> 00:45:23,331 "Beach," it's, uh... 395 00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:24,491 Beach. 396 00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:25,499 - Beach! 397 00:45:25,522 --> 00:45:26,592 - Yeah, yeah. 398 00:45:26,623 --> 00:45:31,504 I take my bitch to the beach. 399 00:45:31,528 --> 00:45:35,738 I take my bitch to the beach. 400 00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:39,077 - I take my beach to the beach. 401 00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:44,109 - I take my bitch to the beach. 402 00:45:45,943 --> 00:45:49,618 - I take my bitch to the bitch. 403 00:45:49,646 --> 00:45:54,891 - I take my bitch to the beach. 404 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:59,731 I take my bitch to the beach. 405 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:03,398 I take my bitch 406 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,907 to the beach. 407 00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,239 I take my bitch 408 00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:10,745 to the beach. 409 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,908 I take my bitch 410 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:15,416 to the beach! 411 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,441 - I take my bitch to the beach! 412 00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:18,714 Okay, okay, okay. 413 00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:20,847 Now we must drink. 414 00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:29,592 - Hey, thank you. Thank you. 415 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:30,655 - Ah. 416 00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:32,564 - Ah! Ahh. 417 00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:34,728 - Yes, mine, mine, mine. 418 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:42,872 - Mmm. 419 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:45,244 - Now we drink. 420 00:46:45,269 --> 00:46:48,307 - Do you have a bug on you? 421 00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:50,147 - We drink to woman. 422 00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:51,312 Okay? 423 00:46:51,341 --> 00:46:52,342 - Okay. 424 00:46:52,376 --> 00:46:54,549 - You must stand up. 425 00:46:54,578 --> 00:46:55,648 - Okay. 426 00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:57,488 - On the... no, not... not... 427 00:46:57,514 --> 00:46:59,858 Sit down. Sit down. 428 00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:00,953 On the knee. 429 00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,657 - Oh, on the knees? 430 00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:06,328 - For... to woman! 431 00:47:06,356 --> 00:47:07,801 - To woman! - Yes. 432 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,533 Without woman, life is nothing. 433 00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:11,596 I cannot. 434 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:13,698 - Gaumarjos. 435 00:47:13,730 --> 00:47:14,765 - Gaumarjos. - Gaumarjos. 436 00:47:14,798 --> 00:47:16,573 - Gaumarjos. 437 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,772 - Oh. 438 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:24,615 Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. 439 00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:28,016 Next lesson. 440 00:47:31,215 --> 00:47:33,422 I... 441 00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:36,260 I take a shit 442 00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:38,197 on the sheet. 443 00:47:38,222 --> 00:47:41,362 - I take sheet 444 00:47:41,391 --> 00:47:42,529 on the sheet. 445 00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:44,561 No. 446 00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:45,699 Okay. 447 00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:47,208 - I take shit... 448 00:47:47,231 --> 00:47:49,233 - A shit. - Shit. 449 00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:50,677 - Shit. 450 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,044 - Shit! 451 00:47:55,672 --> 00:47:57,481 - Alex. - Hmm? 452 00:47:57,507 --> 00:48:00,147 - I have to pee. 453 00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:02,316 - Yeah. 454 00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:34,376 - Whoo! 455 00:49:34,404 --> 00:49:36,680 Ahh. 456 00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:42,319 Whoo. 457 00:49:42,346 --> 00:49:44,519 - One, two... 458 00:49:44,548 --> 00:49:46,255 Good. 459 00:49:53,523 --> 00:49:55,161 - Almost, almost. 460 00:49:57,527 --> 00:50:00,133 Perfect throw. 461 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,870 One, two... 462 00:50:05,902 --> 00:50:08,906 - Gamarjoba. - Gamarjoba. 27227

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