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Hi, mom!
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I just love home
videos, don't you?
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Especially when
the home is haunted.
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Tonight's twisted tale,
my dear couch potatoes,
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is filed under "t"
for television...
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Or should that be...
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Terror?
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Mr. horton rivers
is about to find out,
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so stayed tuned to this...
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Totally titillating tube.
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And...
Cue horton.
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And...
Cue horton.
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Mass murder,
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dismemberment,
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suicide...
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It all happened right here
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on this quiet street
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in the heart
of Los Angeles.
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Within the walls
of the once stately...
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Manor right behind me,
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Ada ritter,
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aging matriarch of
the ritter home boarding house,
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routinely murdered
her elderly guests
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for their
social security checks.
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The bodies were dismembered
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and buried
in the basement.
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12 victims in all.
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Police speculate
there may have been more.
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Only Ada ritter,
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whose suicide
prompted the investigation,
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knew for sure.
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Camera 3.
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Now, 5 years later,
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the horror continues...
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Rumors of ghosts,
voices in the night,
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weird lights and sound.
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Nonsense?
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Nonsense?
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Or is this modern-day
chamber of horrors
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truly haunted?
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Tonight...
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We'll find out,
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because I'm going inside
the ritter house.
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Ah...
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But you'll be with me
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on this special
haunting edition
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ofhorton rivers live!
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Don't leave me.
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Bernie boy,
the scissors.
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Bernie boy,
the scissors.
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And...
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Roll commercial.
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Stand by, tape 2.
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Tape 2.
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Two minutes
to start time.
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Two minutes, everyone!
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Don't you think
it's a little stupid
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having a police line
still up
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5 years after
the case was closed?
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I tried to tell him.
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Sam!
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Sam, get your
tail feathers out here!
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His majesty beckons.
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His majesty beckons.
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Sammy baby!
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Sammy baby!
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You putz.
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Where the hell is she?
Come on. Get this side.
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Where the hell is she?
Come on. Get this side.
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Sam!
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Sam!
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Just a sec. Sam...
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Who is that clown?
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That is
Roland workshafter,
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the psychic
you requested.
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He looks more
like a mortician
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than a psychic.
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Ok. Forget that.
Next week's shows.
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Ok. You got a choice
next week.
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You got the satanists,
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you got the impotent
transvestite,
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soldiers of fortune,
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a Neo-Nazi black group,
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and the culture show for
Thursday is breast implants.
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Bingo. You got
any strippers?
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Yes, we got a combo
on that one.
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Do you want
the strippers
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who were in the same
convent together
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or the ones
who use animals?
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Hmm. I'll
take the nuns.
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Good choice.
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They're as close to heaven
as you'll ever get.
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How about that couple
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that was taking pictures
in Paris of Jim morrison?
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Yeah, they said
they got a bunch
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of him having lunch
with Marilyn Monroe.
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Ok. All right.
I like it.
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You think people are
going to believe that?
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Yeah.
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They'll believe
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what I tell them
to believe.
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I got a great idea.
Listen to me.
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1960's rock music,
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I get the outfit.
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The morrison jacket,
the tight leather pants,
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stuff the sock
down in front.
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Nice touch.
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I don't really
need it, Sam, all right?
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And I sing one of his
songs, like, uh...
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♪♪ Hello, hello ♪♪
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♪♪ I'm livin'
in France ♪♪
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♪♪ I gotta,
I've gotta ♪♪
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♪♪ Get out of
these pants ♪♪
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Huh? You like that, huh?
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I think you'll be
the first TV host
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sued by a dead guy.
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10 seconds, horton! Get
your ear piece in.
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Let me tell you
something, pal.
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You're not tough enough.
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You're too conscientious.
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You got to have that killer
instinct, all right?
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And remember something.
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Just because
you're sleeping with me
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doesn't give you
a free ride in this town.
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Positions, please!
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Quiet!
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Let's hold the work!
Hold it!
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Stand by!
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Quiet on the set.
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Quiet on the set.
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Ready
on the 2-shot.
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Stand by,
camera 3.
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Hold the 2-shot.
Open horton's Mike.
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You extraordinarily
putrid waste
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of human tissue.
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Camera 3.
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With me tonight
is Dr. Roland workshafter,
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one of the world's
most renowned psychics.
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Doctor, I want to say,
first of all,
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that I am
a great admirer
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of your wonderful work.
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Tell me, sir, is the
ritter house haunted?
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It's a pit
of seething evil.
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Would you
enter it with us?
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You couldn't pay me
to go in there,
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nor do I recommend
you go either.
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There you have it,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Another expert opinion
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and an opinion we're
going to have to defy
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in order to bring the
story home to you.
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Thank you, doctor.
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Give me a break.
Ready on camera 2.
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Stand by, 2.
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Camera 2.
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Viewers familiar with
my other investigations
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will undoubtedly recognize
my cameraman,
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trip Henderson.
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Trip.
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Ok, guys.
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Let's get inside
this joint.
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Five years ago,
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this place
was sealed tight.
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What secrets lay inside?
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Come on.
Come on.
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What startling
discoveries...
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Await us?
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Go, god damn it!
Get inside!
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Go, god damn it!
Get inside!
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Follow me...
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Follow me...
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If you dare.
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If you dare.
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You fuckin'
dickhead.
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You fuckin'
dickhead.
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Holy shit!
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I feel like I'm in
fuckin'lost in space, man.
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I feel like I'm in
fuckin'lost in space, man.
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Stand by,
horton.
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Go.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is amazing.
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I mean, what you're
seeing right now
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is exactly what
homicide detectives
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saw 5 years ago.
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It's like stepping
into a void.
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It's like stepping
into the past.
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Moving on from the foyer
to a back hall
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in this old house,
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past a staircase
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to a door that I believe...
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Leads to the kitchen.
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Leads to the kitchen.
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Here, Ada ritter
prepared home-cooked meals
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for her boarders.
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Of course,
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little did they know that
those meals would, uh...
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Perhaps be
their last meals.
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But look at the counter.
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Canned goods, foodstuff,
dishes, plates.
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Ha ha!
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Kidney beans.
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It's as though
Ada ritter never left.
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Beautiful.
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Beautiful.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Wow.
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At least we know
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there are still some
inhabitants in this house.
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It's his
fuckin' family.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Now let's head
for the parlor.
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Now let's head
for the parlor.
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I hope those damn rats
we found in the kitchen
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are the only thing we
find alive in this house.
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Are the only thing we
find alive in this house.
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Ah, yes.
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The game room.
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It was in this room,
according to police,
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that Ada ritter
played her clever games
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and entertained
her guests.
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And...
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Quite often,
as a matter of fact,
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would entertain them
on the piano.
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Would entertain them
on the piano.
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What's that?
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What's that?
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What's a haunted house
without a couple of sheets?
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What's a haunted house
without a couple of sheets?
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Now...
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Into the basement.
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It was down there
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in a dank,
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claustrophobic hell
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that police discovered
the grisly truth
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about Ada ritter.
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About Ada ritter.
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Down here, the smiling
matron of death
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chopped up the corpses,
all right?
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And then stacked
their body parts
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neatly behind the wall.
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12 innocent men.
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12 men...
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Whose... whose lives just
slipped through her fingers
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like grains of sand.
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12 transients...
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Whose final
resting place
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was this black pit.
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Was this black pit.
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Trip.
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Trip.
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What went
through the mind
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of Ada ritter?
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What perverse logic
could convince her
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that her crimes
were justified?
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Was it greed?
Was it lust?
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10 seconds
to commercial.
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Perhaps
an insatiable appetite
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for blood letting.
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But as we
search for clues,
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which we'll do
when we come back,
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we'll find out.
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Out.
Roll commercial.
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Take 3.
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Shh. Cindy's
sleeping...
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All right.
Got that, gang?
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Is that a killer?
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Yeah, yeah, we
got it, horton.
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Now, get your ass
upstairs.
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You got 2 minutes.
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Fuck! Come on.
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Fuck! Come on.
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Well, I guess
you better remember
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who told you first,
huh, Sam?
273
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:27,936
What did I tell you?
274
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:28,821
It's a great show.
275
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,156
Hey, did the network
call yet?
276
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:32,657
Yeah, horton.
The network called.
277
00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:33,658
They want you
to pick up the pace.
278
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:34,659
What?
279
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,161
Hey, the show's
dragging.
280
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:38,663
They're afraid it'll be
another al Capone's vault.
281
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:41,166
What the fuck do
they want me to do?
282
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,001
Horton...
283
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:42,952
Listen,
I'm a guy
284
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:43,953
who knows a good
story, all right?
285
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,454
I'm the guy who
went to El Salvador.
286
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,455
I'm the guy who
went to Afghanistan.
287
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,456
They're the guys
who sat home
288
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,959
on their fat asses and ate
quiche while I was over there.
289
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,177
Horton.
290
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,595
Ok.
291
00:11:53,596 --> 00:11:55,097
I'm telling you,
this is a great show.
292
00:11:55,598 --> 00:11:57,465
The ratings are going
to go through the roof.
293
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,384
The ratings are gonna be
out the goddamn window
294
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,886
if you don't do something
to spice it up.
295
00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:05,191
What am I supposed
to spice it up with?
296
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,145
You hear that?
297
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:10,146
You hear that?
298
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,282
Help me.
299
00:12:14,283 --> 00:12:15,366
Come on, trip.
300
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,369
Something's going on
in this house.
301
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:18,870
Horton, what are
you talking about?
302
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:18,871
Horton, what are
you talking about?
303
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,339
Let's rock.
304
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,225
How soon
before we're back?
305
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,726
Less than
a minute, horton.
306
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,728
Damn it.
Hustle it up.
307
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:43,729
Damn it.
Hustle it up.
308
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,743
Oh, great.
309
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,528
What is that?
310
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,529
I don't know.
311
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,783
Some kind of
interference.
312
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,117
Trip, you want to check
your connections?
313
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,619
We got a lot of snow
and static in here.
314
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,120
Roger, kingpin.
315
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:08,621
Roger, kingpin.
316
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,541
We got about
20 seconds, trip.
317
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:13,042
We got about
20 seconds, trip.
318
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,595
Christ, we've
lost picture.
319
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,097
Give me a check
right away.
320
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,598
Let's just roll
another commercial
321
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:21,599
till we find
the problem.
322
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,600
Can't you fuckin' people
323
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,102
get the fuckin' bugs
out of this equipment?
324
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,105
We'll try, horton.
We'll try,
325
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,106
as soon as you get rid
of the fucking bug
326
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,109
up your
fucking ass.
327
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,232
Horton, do you hear
dripping water?
328
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:37,233
Horton, do you hear
dripping water?
329
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:40,735
Yeah. So what?
330
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:41,986
The utilities
have been off for years.
331
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,156
That place
should be bone dry.
332
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,493
Sam, what do you want me
to do? Read the meters?
333
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,661
Just check it out
if you can.
334
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:49,662
Just check it out
if you can.
335
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,820
Trip! Come here!
336
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:15,821
Horton,
what's happening?
337
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:16,822
Come here.
338
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:17,323
Come here.
339
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:21,694
What is it,
horton?
340
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,528
What the hell
is going on?
341
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,529
There was a man
in that bathtub
342
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,031
and his throat
was slashed.
343
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,499
Trip, did you
see any that?
344
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,953
Uh, no, man,
I didn't.
345
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:32,954
Are you crazy?
346
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,956
He was in that bathtub,
and I saw him!
347
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,459
I was looking
at the camera, man.
348
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:49,605
Are you guys
getting this?
349
00:14:49,605 --> 00:14:49,972
Are you guys
getting this?
350
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,390
We got picture!
351
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,808
Get out of that
commercial right now!
352
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,809
You're on, horton.
353
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:55,810
You're on live.
Get out there.
354
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:56,811
Go!
355
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:56,812
Go!
356
00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:30,929
Horton. Horton,
get on camera.
357
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,181
Do a stand-up... now.
358
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:33,182
Do a stand-up... now.
359
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,404
Ladies and gentlemen,
what we've been experiencing
360
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:40,905
and what
you've been witnessing
361
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,775
is the first case
of psychic phenomena
362
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,194
ever viewed
on live television.
363
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,079
Booth, would you patch me in
364
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,363
with Dr. workshafter,
please?
365
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,865
Get me camera 2 on
workshafter right now.
366
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,249
Come on.
Get me an image.
367
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:51,750
Come on.
Get me an image.
368
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,252
Dr. workshafter...
369
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:57,672
Just what is it, sir, that
we've been experiencing?
370
00:15:57,673 --> 00:15:59,123
Two forms of phenomena...
371
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,543
A psychic impression
and some poltergeist activity,
372
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,847
both rather common in the
world of psi-phenomena.
373
00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:07,598
What is happening
is not unusual
374
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:10,718
for a site where a violent
event has taken place.
375
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:14,555
Frequently what happens
is that an impression
376
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,774
has been recorded
by the walls
377
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,444
and trapped inside,
378
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,979
and plays over
and over again.
379
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,981
Kind of like
an instant replay?
380
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:27,618
Yes, whereas poltergeist
activity is the actions
381
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:31,656
of a mischievous
or malevolent
382
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,541
earthbound spirit.
383
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,827
Are we in any danger?
384
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,714
You were in danger the moment you
crawled through the threshold.
385
00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:39,715
You were in danger the moment you
crawled through the threshold.
386
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:42,633
Help me...
387
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:46,972
Trip! Trip! Trip!
388
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:47,473
Trip! Trip! Trip!
389
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,310
Trip!
390
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,313
Booth, somebody
is in this house.
391
00:16:54,897 --> 00:16:55,898
Somebody is
in this house.
392
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,516
Please notify
the authorities.
393
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,517
Folks, I'm not kidding
you, all right?
394
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,985
While we were
in commercial,
395
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:03,354
there are all kinds of things
going on in this house.
396
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,323
I am not out of my...
397
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,240
Ok. Yes.
398
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:07,659
It's the network.
They love it.
399
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,660
Whatever we're doing,
keep on doing it.
400
00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:11,580
The phones are ringing
off the walls.
401
00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:14,583
Ladies and gentlemen, some disturbing
events have been taking place.
402
00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:17,585
Now, whether
this is all a hoax,
403
00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:22,090
or some supernatural
activity is going on,
404
00:17:22,091 --> 00:17:24,092
I don't know,
but we're going to find out.
405
00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:24,093
I don't know,
but we're going to find out.
406
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:39,891
Trip.
407
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:39,892
Trip.
408
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,735
Oh, my god.
It's trip.
409
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,154
Horton?
410
00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:54,122
Horton, who's
got the camera?
411
00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:54,123
Horton, who's
got the camera?
412
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:59,043
Oh, Jesus!
413
00:17:59,044 --> 00:17:59,044
Oh, Jesus!
414
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,086
Aah!
415
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:08,087
Aah!
416
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,890
Help me!
417
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:13,592
Get the security team
to stand by.
418
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,176
I've gotta
get out of here!
419
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,095
It's the network again.
They're ecstatic.
420
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,096
Ratings are going
through the roof.
421
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,097
Oh, god.
Help me!
422
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:18,097
Oh, god.
Help me!
423
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,353
Help me!
424
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,855
Get me out of this house!
425
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,357
What do you want to do?
426
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,358
We pull it now
or we keep him in there?
427
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,276
Oh, god!
428
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,694
It's your call.
429
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,664
Help me!
430
00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:37,999
Keep him in there.
431
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,917
God help me!
432
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:43,421
Get me out
of this house!
433
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,706
Help me!
434
00:18:45,174 --> 00:18:46,174
Help me!
435
00:18:46,175 --> 00:18:46,175
Help me!
436
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,128
Oh!
437
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,631
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
438
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:56,635
No!
439
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,136
No!
440
00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:01,306
No! No!
441
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,108
Don't leave me
in here!
442
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:07,111
Horton, can you hear me?
443
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,112
We got to keep you
in there.
444
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,614
The ratings are too high.
445
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,115
Aah!
446
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:11,116
Aah!
447
00:19:15,871 --> 00:19:16,871
Aah!
448
00:19:16,872 --> 00:19:18,372
Sounds cold, I know,
449
00:19:18,373 --> 00:19:21,292
but you got to have
that killer instinct, right?
450
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,326
Hang in there, babe.
451
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,328
Aah!
452
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:23,829
Aah!
453
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,750
Whatever you're
doing, keep doing it.
454
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,252
It really looks real.
455
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:31,253
It really looks real.
456
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,888
Aah! Aah!
457
00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:33,889
Aah! Aah!
458
00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:39,560
Aah!
459
00:19:39,561 --> 00:19:39,561
Aah!
460
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,196
Holy shit.
461
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:58,197
Holy shit.
462
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,097
Hey, folks,
463
00:20:16,098 --> 00:20:18,349
what's it like
to have sex with Satan?
464
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,718
Meet 4 women and one man
who say they have
465
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:24,722
on the next edition
ofhorton rivers live.
466
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:24,723
On the next edition
ofhorton rivers live.
467
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,700
Oh, that horton.
468
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,703
He's a real swinger.
469
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:42,206
He hangs out
in all the right places.
470
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:45,209
No wonder he's such a hit
on live...
471
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,212
Or is it dead?... TV!
472
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,019
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473
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474
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