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- I'm supposed to be rich
right now. Do I look rich?
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The car is fucked,
and we eat shitty food.
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I don't understand.
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We did this big job,
like, almost a year ago.
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Well, it's a year ago
tomorrow actually,
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and then Julian,
the big Almighty,
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decides he's gonna hide
the money for a year.
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- You know,
I know what I'm doing.
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I've watched movies like
Casino or Goodfellas,
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you know, a bunch of
Robert De Niro films, Heat.
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You know, they do a big job,
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and then they sit on the money
for a little while.
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And that's the key, because you
start flashing money around
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right out of the gate,
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you're gonna go back to jail.
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- Fuck Joey De Mirno and all those
movie dicks! I'm broke!
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- It hasn't been easy for me.
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Every day I gotta hide that money
in a different spot.
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Lahey's watching me.
I'm trying not to get caught.
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- Me and my Dad were living in the car
together for a while.
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He was sleeping up here.
I was back there.
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And then it just got "fucky".
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We were drinking
way too much
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and partying way too much,
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and we got in a bit of a fight.
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He punched me in the face.
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And I felt bad, but I had to
kick him out, so...
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I guess I never thought that
he'd move back to the dump
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and start bootlegging again.
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- Hey, Buddy.
- Hi, Dad. How are ya?
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- Not bad.
How are you doing?
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- Good.
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- Yeah, I think Rick's
a little ashamed of me.
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You know, the old man,
living back in the dump.
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I guess if I were
perfectly honest with myself,
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it's not where
I expected to be myself
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at this time in my life.
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Well, there's a couple
of positive things.
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I'm making liquor.
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Some people say
that's bootlegging.
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They don't like it,
but they all drink it.
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- Well, because of Julian,
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me and Bubbles had no choice
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and we had to start working
for the old man,
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bottling liquor
down at the dump,
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which wouldn't be too bad,
except for the fucking seagulls.
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I mean, I love all creatures
like gophers and "deerts",
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and those things that fly
and everything else,
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But fuck seagulls.
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I got no time
for those cocksuckers.
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- Three o'clock! Right there!
Right there! Look up!
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- We just mind our own business
down here at the dump.
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Nobody comes down here
fucking with anybody.
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I'm just a bottling-liquor man.
That's my job.
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Paid by the hour, no bullshit,
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bottling Ray's Good Liquor.
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It's a dirty, sassy liquor.
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Oh! So sassy!
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- Yeah, I love cars.
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I'm a-- I'm a bit
of a car guy, so...
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Maybe I shouldn't
have bought the DeLorean,
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Yeah, it's a nice car.
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It might be a little too flashy,
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but, you know,
a nice car means respect.
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Hey, how's it going?
- Hey, buddy.
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- You boys ready to get
your fuckin' eat on?
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Buddy...
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- Look at these guys.
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- Dig into these boys.
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Dear, God. Uh, thank you
for these lobsters,
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and for this dump.
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Uh, I didn't mean that
the way it sounded.
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Thank you for
this dump, my home.
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Um, amen. That's it.
Say "amen", Rick.
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- I said it.
- No, you didn't. Say "amen".
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It's not an official prayer
till you say it.
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- I said it.
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- I didn't hear it.
I gotta hear it.
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- I whispered it.
- I didn't hear.
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- Fucking amen!
- All right.
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- I want to make
a toast to you guys.
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I know it's been
a tough year for all of us,
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especially you, Ray.
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But we stuck to our plan
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and tomorrow's gonna be
a special day.
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Life is gonna change
as of tomorrow.
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- Cheers.
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- Cheers, boys.
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- He says the weather
office didn't say
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we were gonna have a heat wave.
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I said:
"Hello! It's summertime."
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- It's just a matter of time.
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Keep your eyes open
and call me if anything moves.
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- And the heat wave is thickest
right here at 38ºC.
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No relief in sight
until the weekend.
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Saturday night, heavy rain...
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- There's a vehicle
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approaching, sir.
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- Copy, Randy.
I'll be over in a minute.
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- There's a vehicle
approaching, sir.
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- Randy, I heard you, bud.
I'll be over in a minute, bud.
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- Come in, Mr. Lahey.
Come in.
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- Randy, I copy.
I'll be over in a sec, bud.
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I'm busy right now.
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Can I wear your
cowboy boots, bud?
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- What do you see?
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- 10-80!
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- What's a 10-80?
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- Shut the fuck up!
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We did it, bud.
I know where it is.
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Randy, I knew that it had fucking something
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to do with that car.
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- Shhh!
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- Geez! The grease
on you, man!
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We split it 50-50.
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You have to pay it
out of your share.
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All right, it's in
the front trunk of the DeLorean.
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He's with a--
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He's with a lady right now,
so do it.
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My pleasure.
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Look, keep your gun at home.
You won't need it.
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Right. Dumb as shit.
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- Get off!
- Just one drink!
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- Get out!
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- Fuck!
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- Be quiet.
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Sam, be quiet. Shhh!
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- Shit!
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- Sam?
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- Back in the
shed, Bubbles!
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- Hey!
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Sam? Get off my property.
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- Hey, Julian.
Sorry to wake you, man.
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I just--
Don't fucking move!
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I said don't move!
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- Sam brought a gun!
I'm gonna call the cops.
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Abort! Abort!
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- Ricky? Sam's here trying
to steal Julian's car.
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Get over here.
They're firing shots.
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- Fuck you!
You're gonna get shot!
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- Sam!
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- I'm not playing games, Sam!
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- My dad's got
a gun at the dump.
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What the fuck is this?
A pellet gun?
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- It's all I got, Ricky.
But it'll fool Sam, I think.
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- Why the fuck does Sam want
Julian's DeLorean?
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- I don't know. It's shiny.
He's a caveman. Who knows?
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- What the fuck is
that smell that I smell?
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- It's Sam!
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- What the fuck is going on
in there? Are you OK?
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- Aw, fuck!
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Cover me.
My gun's jammed!
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- Sam, you're about to get
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your empty fucking cave-head
full of bullets!
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- With a
pellet gun, Ricky?
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Put the fucking thing down! Right now!
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- It's Bubbles' pellet gun, Sam. It's all I got.
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- Fine! Put it down.
And bring me that sandwich.
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- I'm not giving you
my fucking sandwich!
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- Get back!
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- Ricky! Bubbles!
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Don't let this fuck-head
take my car!
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Oh, my fucking stick!
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Barb, what the fuck
happened to you?
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Why are you guys
doing this?
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- Run, Barbie, run!
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- Don't--don't shoot!
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- Boys, don't let him
take the car!
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He can't take the car!
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Fuck! Ricky,
go get your car!
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I'm driving.
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- Goodbye, Julian!
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- I'm sorry, Suzy.
I'll call you tomorrow!
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- Why they wanna steal your car?
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- Randy, we're gonna
follow them, bud.
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I'll start the cruiser.
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Get me a bottle of champagne
and one pack of Colts.
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Fuck!
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- Do I have time to roll
a small joint, Mr. Lahey?
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- Boys, I fucking forgot
to tell you something.
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I was hiding the money
in the DeLorean!
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- What? All of it?
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- All of it.
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- How can you be so
stupid with our money?
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- How could you think that was
a good place to hide it?
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- Listen, this is not
my fucking fault.
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- It is your fucking fault!
You fucked up this time, not me!
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Now I gotta cancel my
new fucking new rims? No.
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No, he's going left,
you go right.
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We'll cut him off
at the next intersection.
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- This is a big fuck-up. Huge!
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- Where are they?
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- They'll be coming
from down there,
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towards the left.
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Where the fuck are they?
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- Fuck!
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- Oh, for fuck sakes!
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OK, no big deal.
I'll just go down
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and tell them
it's our money.
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- Oh yeah, Ricky! Your
un-laundered drug money
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sends us back
to jail. Brilliant!
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You should've put the money
in something like a safe
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or dug a fucking hole
in the ground!
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Fuck!
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- What are they doing?
- For fuck sakes!
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- What's in the bag?
Holy shit!
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- That's it, boys.
She's over.
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- Fuck! I gotta get out.
- Ricky!
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- What the fuck's going on?
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Whoa! Cut it off me!
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- Get a hold of yourself.
Calm down.
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- Want some of this? Asshole!
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- Calm down.
Get a hold of yourself.
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We are in our pyjamas
making a scene.
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- Holy sweet shit!
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Sam got fucked over, Randy.
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We lost the money, Randy.
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Those guys are gonna be
really desperate.
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One way or another,
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those shittin' ostriches
are going back to jail.
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That's what the liquor's
telling me Randy.
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- Julian...
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You busted my cock up
over this one. You broke it.
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- I swear I'll do
whatever it takes
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to make it up
to you guys, OK?
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- I can't hang out
with you anymore after this shit.
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My Dad's living
in a fucking dump,
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seats are getting
ripped out of cars.
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For fuck's sake!
My car, my seat...
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- Ricky, just...
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calm down, please.
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- Get the fuck out
of my car!
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- Fine, then.
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- Bubbles, you get
the fuck in the car.
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- Bubbs, you wanna
walk home with me?
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- Do you have
2 bucks, Julian?
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- Yeah.
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- My suggestion is to get
the fuck on the bus.
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- I'm gettin'
drunk tonight, Randy.
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- You really fucked
this one up, Julian.
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- Mr. Lahey!
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- Everything I touch
turns to shit.
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I must have been crazy
to team up with Sam.
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I don't think the liquor's
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working for me
anymore, Bandingo.
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Ah!
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Maybe I'm not the liquor.
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- Why don't you try one of these
"liquor-cicles", Mr. Lahey,
249
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,881
Then tell me
who's not the liquor.
250
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,884
You are the liquor.
251
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:42,420
You've always been
the liquor, Mr. Lahey.
252
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,723
It that good?
- Mmm!
253
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,059
- They're almost half liquor.
That's the secret.
254
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,527
We're gonna
need more dry ice.
255
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,262
I'm working on
a number of recipes.
256
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,630
- Randy, crosswords.
257
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,166
- Here you go, Mr. Lahey.
258
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,668
- Thanks, Rander.
259
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,476
Shit! Bells are
ringing, bud.
260
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,314
Get my uniform, Randers.
261
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,784
It's Julian time.
262
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,020
Thanks, bud.
263
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,525
- It still smells like Sam.
264
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,893
- Fuck sakes!
265
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,440
- Oh my fuck!
266
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:39,177
- Can you maybe at least give me
a fucking push or something?
267
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,779
- Ricky, get out of
the car. We gotta talk.
268
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,781
- The car's working good.
269
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,650
Just get me out.
I'll be all right.
270
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:47,952
Thanks, guys!
271
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,455
You ever need a ride anywhere,
let me know, OK?
272
00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:51,823
No hard feelings, Julian,
273
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,725
even though you
fucked everything up
274
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,393
and lost all
our fucking money!
275
00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,364
- Here he comes...
276
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,966
- Hey, Lahey, was that
a double-double you ordered?
277
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,202
- Geez! What?
You son of a--
278
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,137
Shitbag.
279
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,440
Don't forget, stay focused.
280
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:11,442
- Jim, you pissed yourself!
281
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,810
- No, it was Ricky.
282
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:14,946
Look, just one minute
of your time,
283
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,348
that's all I'm asking
for here, Julian.
284
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,416
- Not today.
285
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,151
- Store-bought
Jamaican rum.
286
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,320
The finest.
A minute of your time.
287
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,790
Got a great proposition
for you, Julian.
288
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,393
Randy and me want to put
on a singles' dance
289
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,428
- Down at the newly
air-conditioned
290
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,030
Blandford recreation centre.
291
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,832
- People are making big money
on this shit all the time.
292
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,602
Read in the paper where a guy made
907 grand in one night
293
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,836
down in Lower Sackville.
294
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:39,938
Then he got robbed.
295
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:41,039
- Hey, you know what?
296
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,041
Sounds good, but what
the fuck do I care?
297
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,142
Your minute's up.
298
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,711
Move back, guys. I got
2 guests leaving. Come on.
299
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,546
- You could have
your own VIP area,
300
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,515
guest list with all
your friends on it.
301
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:52,583
- You don't seem to
understand something.
302
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,953
I don't want your
help, all right? So leave!
303
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,990
- I'll give you half of
what we take at the door.
304
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,526
- Everyone's dying to get
out of the heat, Julian.
305
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,027
- 2 grand minimum,
guaranteed.
306
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:06,364
- You know what? I believe it.
But there's my door, so use it!
307
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:07,432
You too, Randy.
308
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,334
- Look, all we need
is good security.
309
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,069
There's lots of
bad guys out there
310
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,971
looking to cause
shit Saturday night.
311
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:14,806
We don't want
the cops coming around.
312
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,441
People know
you're there, Julian,
313
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:17,909
nobody will be
fucking around.
314
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,212
- Lay off my chips, Randy!
315
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,549
- Somebody needs to sell liquor.
Somebody needs to sell dope.
316
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,484
- There's gonna be
food too, right?
317
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,886
- Yeah, I'll get someone
to make some food.
318
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,789
We got dancing, dope,
liquor and food. Can't lose!
319
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,458
All-in ticket price:
25 bucks.
320
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,493
- Here, would you
just take these?
321
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,396
You're making me nervous,
you fucking weirdo. Sit down!
322
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,832
- Singles dances are
bigger than ever, Julian.
323
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:43,267
Maybe we go with
a theme for the night.
324
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,203
I don't know.
Uh, dirty dancing?
325
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:48,006
Here, let me freshen
that drink for you.
326
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,945
- I got $200,
cash, right here,
327
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,614
just to show you
I'm not screwing around.
328
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,618
And Visa card.
I'm gonna need receipts.
329
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,653
Randy!
330
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,155
Randy will be
your assistant.
331
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,256
RANDY!
332
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,159
Get you anything you want.
333
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,461
I'll book the rec centre
for Saturday night.
334
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,729
Sorry, Randy.
335
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,198
Bubbles, can I talk to you
for a second outside?
336
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:16,067
- I'll get you
some ice there, Julian.
337
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,506
- Oh, my sweet Jesus.
338
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,342
You might get it out with
baking soda, but the stink,
339
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,077
you'll never
get that out.
340
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,848
- Ray, fuck!
341
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,051
Oh my Christ!
Know what I'm saying'?
342
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,486
Talkin' about Battlestar
Go-lactica Onion Ring
343
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,587
Flux-Capacitor.
344
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,589
- Yeah, it's
back to the Slim-Fast!
345
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,059
- Funny! Funny!
346
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,995
How would you and your
wacky dogs like to DJ a dance?
347
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,531
- "Wacky dogs", man?
He ain't talking to us, man.
348
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,700
- Julian, why you even rolling
with that deep-fried, hairy bitch?
349
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:50,802
Go on, say something!
350
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:51,869
- Chill, Jamie.
351
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,138
- Oh, hell, no.
352
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,441
- He called you by
your government name, man.
353
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:59,143
- I know for a fact
you didn't just call me Jamie,
354
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,746
'less you want to get a slap
up in your mouth, bitch!
355
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:02,814
- Back off!
356
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,917
- Boys, would you guys
chill out? Listen!
357
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:08,486
I got 100 bucks up front,
40 bucks now.
358
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:09,921
- A'ight.
359
00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:13,257
- Mr. Lahey's promoting it
as a country dirty dancing,
360
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,059
so you guys gotta
play country music.
361
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,862
- You better fucking
go on, Marty McGravy!
362
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,065
1 .21 jigga-guts! Sayin'?
363
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,767
- That's a good one, man.
364
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:26,104
- Marty McLarge Fries. Peace!
365
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,311
- Dad, buddy!
366
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,378
- Hey, buddy!
367
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,080
- Check it out!
- What's up?
368
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,382
- Remember this?
The old company car?
369
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,484
- Yeah. Fuck yeah!
370
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,486
- Guess what?
- What?
371
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:42,753
- It's fucking yours!
372
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,155
- What?
- You got 'er.
373
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:45,490
- You wanna go
for a spin?
374
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:46,557
- Yeah, why not.
375
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,625
- Get in, buddy.
376
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,961
- Can you drive me to Lucy's?
- Yeah.
377
00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:01,239
- Mr. Lahey expects me
to take care of all the food.
378
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,675
Take a guess what it is?
Fuckin' bologna sandwiches.
379
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:07,145
I don't know if
I'm interested in all this
380
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:11,516
fuckin' dirty-dancing-
bologna-sandwich stuff.
381
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,985
Fuck bologna sandwiches.
382
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:16,487
Fuckin' bologna sandwiches.
383
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,258
- Hey, Bubbles.
Want a bologna sandwich?
384
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,760
- No, Ricky.
Fuck bologna sandwiches!
385
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,095
Let's go eat at Phil's.
386
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,230
- Jacob, son,
I gotta hand it to you.
387
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,499
Those onion rings,
they're sensational.
388
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,635
- Things with Phil
didn't turn out too rosy.
389
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:33,037
Fucking walrus!
Sure, I was high all the time...
390
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,739
- What are you
saying over there?
391
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,175
- ...but he ate just as much
as I did. Maybe more.
392
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,276
Shut the frig up!
393
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,077
Can't you see
I'm doing an interview?
394
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:43,247
- I had to fire Randall from
the Dirty Burger partnership
395
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,483
'cause he was baked all
the fucking time.
396
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,751
Sweaty bitch was high!
397
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,325
- I love driving this car, boys.
398
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,632
- Hey! Julian!
399
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,903
I got the liquor licence, bud. Hey, Randy.
400
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:06,971
- Mr. Lahey.
401
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,374
Can I hold him?
- Yeah, sure.
402
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,311
- You're rolling with
the big dogs now, are you?
403
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,712
- Can we talk, please?
404
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,581
- What do wanna talk about?
405
00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:18,583
Oh my fuck!
What are you doing?
406
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,751
You can't feed a baby
onion rings!
407
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:21,819
Come here, Randy.
408
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,287
- I didn't know! Sorry.
409
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,989
- What the fuck
is all over--
410
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,959
Oh my god! You got sweat
and grease all over him!
411
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,429
- That's great, thanks.
412
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,199
- Randy, what is
wrong with you?
413
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,702
It's OK, Randy.
It's just sweat and grease.
414
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,073
God, it's all
in his hair.
415
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,140
- It's all over him.
416
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,711
- You know what? You're
getting clean right now.
417
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,079
I'm sick of this.
418
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,413
- Stop! You're
hurting him!
419
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:52,083
- I'm not gonna hurt him.
I just wanna clean him up.
420
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,985
Get a soap and mop
from Phil Collins.
421
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:55,686
Get down there.
- Frig off, Ricky!
422
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,388
- Stay down there.
If you showered
423
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:59,690
we wouldn't have to
go through this, would we?
424
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,628
There we go.
Get some soap on him.
425
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:05,730
- Wash him down!
It's about fucking time!
426
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:06,998
- Ricky!
427
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,033
- Stay still.
It'll be a lot easier.
428
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,968
This is happening,
one way or another.
429
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,169
- Frig off!
430
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,171
- Want me to pull my gun out?
431
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,207
- No.
432
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:18,276
- Let's get under those armpits.
433
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,978
- That's enough! That's enough, Ricky!
Leave him alone.
434
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:24,081
- Rinse him off, Trinity.
Give him a curve.
435
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:27,685
- Stop, Trinity.
I got soap in my eyes!
436
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,287
- Suck it up,
Mayor McCheese!
437
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:32,890
- Trin, let the man have
what's left of his dignity.
438
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,959
- What the fuck is wrong
with you, man?
439
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,662
I mean, you're hanging out
with Lahey and Randy?
440
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,897
- Listen, would you shut up
and listen to me?
441
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,466
I've got something figured out
and I can cut you in.
442
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:44,869
- Oh, what does the great
Julian have figured out
443
00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,003
and cutting me in on?
444
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:47,371
- Your eyes all right?
445
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:49,240
- Ah! Thanks, man.
446
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,841
- Good god!
447
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,392
- It's like an atomic bomb, that one.
448
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,330
- Before we get all fucked up
on freezer tokes,
449
00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:13,431
I gotta talk to you.
450
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,865
I can't do this
as a robbery
451
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,300
and risk going
back to jail.
452
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:17,668
That's just fucking stupid.
453
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:19,303
- Who's talking about a robbery?
454
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,405
Was I talking about
a robbery here, Bubbs?
455
00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:23,407
I'm talking about
just taking it, Rick.
456
00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,810
- What? We just walk in,
we take it, we leave?
457
00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:26,877
- Yeah.
458
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,112
- Holy fuck!
459
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,648
Like, you're not actually thinking
about doing this?
460
00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:32,683
- What was I just
talking about?
461
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:35,853
- I don't know. What the fuck
were you just talking about?
462
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:37,722
- What--what are you
talking about?
463
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:40,057
- Listen, we can make
2 or 3 grand here easily.
464
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:42,126
All we gotta do is
get Lahey fucked over
465
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,894
on Ray's liquor sauce.
That's it.
466
00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,330
- We might have to do
a PLS on him.
467
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:47,398
- A what?
468
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:51,469
- A Pre-emptive Liquor Strike.
469
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:55,106
I say we fucking
nail him, boys. Hard.
470
00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:57,641
- Listen, first step,
we gotta get close to Randy.
471
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,745
That's where you come in,
'cause you're close to him.
472
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:02,380
- I'm not gonna
get close to him.
473
00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:04,281
- You got something
in common with him.
474
00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:05,716
- I'm not attracted
to Randy.
475
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:07,184
- You guys have the same son.
476
00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:09,253
So hang out with him,
get stoned with him.
477
00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,756
- I thought you were talking
about something else.
478
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:13,724
That's fine,
I can get stoned with him.
479
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:15,893
- That's all
you gotta do.
480
00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,895
In the meantime,
Lahey gave me this.
481
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:18,963
- Which is...
482
00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:20,131
- It's a credit card.
483
00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:22,700
Go ahead, buy whatever
you want with it, buddy.
484
00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:25,169
- I can buy shit with this?
485
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,114
- Nice rims, Ricky!
486
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:39,350
- You're fucking right
they're nice rims.
487
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,519
- So what did you want
to talk about, Ricky?
488
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:44,088
- What do I want to talk--
Watch the fucking plants.
489
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:46,056
I'll tell you what
I want to talk about.
490
00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:47,625
You and your
goddamn high life.
491
00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:49,527
God love Randy,
he's fucking trying,
492
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,095
but he's smoking too much dope.
493
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:53,230
When I smoked
the "mostest" dope in my life,
494
00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:54,932
it was probably
5, 10 grams a day,
495
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,734
and he's smoking
10, 15 grams a day.
496
00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:59,003
It "dumbs" him out.
It's way too much for him.
497
00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:00,905
He's not that smart
as it goes anyway.
498
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:02,206
Here.
499
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,676
- How much dope can you
grow here anyway, Ricky?
500
00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:08,879
- I don't know. 4 or 5 pounds
every couple of months. Why?
501
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,382
- You could sell that
in one night.
502
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,517
- Believe me, I would
if I could, Randy,
503
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,553
but it doesn't
work like that anymore.
504
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,788
- You could sell it all
at the singles dance.
505
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:20,658
- I'm not happy about the fact
that I gotta make it look
506
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,793
like I like Randy,
and hang out with him.
507
00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:25,629
But, you know, I guess if
we're gonna fuck these guys over
508
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:26,697
at the stupid dance,
509
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:28,599
then, I mean,
I can do that for a bit.
510
00:24:36,274 --> 00:24:38,108
- Good job.
511
00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:41,946
Hugging too long.
Remember we talked about that?
512
00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:43,514
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
513
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:49,186
- So, you were talking to Randy
and everything's cool with this?
514
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:50,421
I don't believe that.
515
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,324
- Bubbles, Randy doesn't have
a fucking clue what's coming.
516
00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:56,293
- Bubbs? Bring me
over a towel would you, bud?
517
00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:57,394
- A towel?
518
00:24:57,462 --> 00:24:58,462
- Yeah.
519
00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:00,731
- Yeah, here's one here.
520
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:02,900
God!
521
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,001
- Ah, thanks buddy.
522
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:05,069
Oh, fuck.
523
00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:08,138
- What happened
to your neck, Ray?
524
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:11,375
- Oh, fucking gulls were
biting like crazy, Bubbs.
525
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,510
- Gulls are biting?
526
00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:13,577
- Seagulls.
527
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:15,412
- Seagulls are nipping at ya?
528
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,449
- Yeah, I got bit twice yesterday
by one fucker.
529
00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:21,952
- My god, that's greasy.
530
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,722
- Sometimes life
is greasy, Bubbles.
531
00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:27,691
- Your toke, Dad.
532
00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:29,126
- He's underwater, Ricky.
533
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,194
- Here, Bubbs.
534
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:31,862
- Look, I'm too baked.
You do it.
535
00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:34,398
- You must be looking forward
to this singles dance,
536
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,300
being a single kind
of a man and stuff.
537
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,536
- I am, but I'm not
making bologna sandwiches
538
00:25:38,603 --> 00:25:39,737
for hundreds of people.
539
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:41,472
- Come on, you gotta
get into this.
540
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,008
Randy and Lahey, they're
wrapped around our finger.
541
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:45,910
Pre-emptive strike.
It was your idea.
542
00:25:48,346 --> 00:25:50,281
- Hey, Ricky.
Want a beer, buddy?
543
00:25:50,348 --> 00:25:51,348
- Fuck yeah!
544
00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:52,516
- Here you go.
545
00:25:54,085 --> 00:25:55,753
Look at this.
546
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,491
That's not in bad shape.
There's a shirt too, man.
547
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,327
- Hey, Ray? What's the deal
on this meat slicer?
548
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,863
- Just needs a power cord
and it should work, Bubbs.
549
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,498
Here, finish my beer, will ya?
550
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:14,171
- Decent.
551
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:22,112
- Phil, can we have
some privacy?
552
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,214
- As soon as I finish my bath.
553
00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:26,083
- How about right now, Phil?
554
00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:28,419
Thank you.
555
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:32,990
Jacob? Jacob?
556
00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:34,792
You gotta stop
dressing like Julian.
557
00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:37,328
- Julian put me in charge
of the guest list tonight.
558
00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:38,829
- Uh-uh. It's too fucked up.
559
00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:42,066
You're pretending to be him all the time,
and I can't handle it.
560
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:44,101
He has to stop
dressing like Julian.
561
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:47,371
Either he breaks up with Julian,
or I break up with Jacob.
562
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,140
- Yeah, I really need you there.
563
00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:53,811
Sure, you can bring
a couple ladies. No charge.
564
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:57,915
Yeah, you're right.
It's a great opportunity.
565
00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:00,484
Yeah.
566
00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:04,221
Those guys have no goddamn idea
you're gonna be there.
567
00:27:05,223 --> 00:27:06,757
Right. OK, bye.
568
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,459
Randy?
569
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,795
Make sure he's on
the guest list, bud.
570
00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:16,033
- It's a done deal.
I already paid him, Mr. Lahey.
571
00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:17,935
- Good work, Bo-Bannis.
572
00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:26,076
- I've got a big surprise
for you guys.
573
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:27,478
- Oh!
574
00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:30,781
- Check these out.
575
00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:33,450
- Holy fuck!
That is gorgeous!
576
00:27:33,518 --> 00:27:35,352
- Mine's kind of fucked looking.
577
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,254
I'm gonna look like
I'm in Menudo.
578
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,156
- It looks a lot
better on, Bubbs, OK?
579
00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:40,357
How'd it go with Randy?
580
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:42,459
- Randy doesn't "espect"
a fucking thing.
581
00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:43,761
- Yes!
- What about Lahey?
582
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:44,828
- Nothing.
583
00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:47,364
- Boys, you sure you know
what you're doing here?
584
00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:49,066
- Yeah, we're gonna
rip Lahey off.
585
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:51,669
We're gonna take the dance money,
make 7 to 10 grand.
586
00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:53,570
- We're gonna make
7 to 10 grand each?
587
00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:55,005
- No, that's all together.
588
00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:58,609
- Just so you know, after I crank off
a couple hundred bologna sandwiches,
589
00:27:58,677 --> 00:27:59,677
I'm drinking.
590
00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:02,846
- As soon as I give you the cue
to stop making sandwiches, Bubbs,
591
00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:03,914
it's game time.
592
00:28:03,982 --> 00:28:05,683
We'll be out of there by midnight.
593
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,720
- My god, boys. Hear that?
594
00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:13,524
Help me hump these fucking
bologna logs to the car, please.
595
00:28:13,591 --> 00:28:15,993
It's gonna rain
horse cocks tonight.
596
00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:17,494
- Last toke for a while, bud.
597
00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:19,630
We gotta be relatively
straight for tonight.
598
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,065
And I'd really
appreciate it
599
00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:23,867
if you wear that shirt and
vest that I bought for you.
600
00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:24,935
- Ah, man!
601
00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,404
- "This world is rough and
a man's gotta be tough
602
00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:28,739
"if he's gonna make it."
603
00:28:28,807 --> 00:28:29,940
Johnny Cash.
604
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:32,009
- Piss driblet, sir.
605
00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:34,478
- That's alright, Randy.
It'll dry.
606
00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:55,833
♪♪ I beg your pardon ♪
607
00:28:56,835 --> 00:29:00,504
♪ I never promised you
a rose garden ♪
608
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,307
♪ Along with the sunshine ♪
609
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:07,611
♪ There's gotta be
a little rain sometime ♪
610
00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:10,814
♪ When you take
You gotta give ♪
611
00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:12,616
♪ So live and let live ♪
612
00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:15,219
♪ Or let go oh oh oh oh ♪
613
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:17,788
♪ I beg your pardon ♪
614
00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:20,324
♪ I never promised you
a rose garden... ♪
615
00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:21,692
- Jacob, jean skirt.
616
00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:25,562
- Pre-rolled, 5 bucks.
617
00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:27,498
First one's free,
so there's 2 for you.
618
00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:29,433
$10? I'll give you a gram
and a joint.
619
00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,401
Right on, man.
Try my Dad's liquor, too.
620
00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:32,770
First drink's a bit rough,
621
00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:34,438
but it goes down
good after that.
622
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:36,707
5 bucks, that's 2 joints
for you, my friend.
623
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,646
- It's a'ight everybody,
you know what I'm saying?
624
00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:44,681
We're having a minor
technical challenge.
625
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:45,783
You know what I mean?
626
00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:47,651
In the meantime,
y'all might want
627
00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:49,153
to get a bologna sandwich
628
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:51,255
with my homeboy,
Bubbles, over there.
629
00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:53,924
He makes tight-ass
bologna sandwiches too, dog.
630
00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:56,260
But he only serving
until 1 1 :30. A'ight?
631
00:29:58,429 --> 00:29:59,563
Told you we'd be back!
632
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,099
And my homeboy, Ricky,
got some special treats
633
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,768
for any of y'all who wanna
get blunted out your mind.
634
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:07,971
- Yeah, also, don't forget
Ray's liquor and beer.
635
00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:09,173
Free all night!
636
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,541
- We did it, Randy.
637
00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:13,143
- ♪ Share the good times... ♪
638
00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:16,180
- Cheese is in the trap
and the shit-rats are nibbling.
639
00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:18,382
Jeez, I love you, Randy.
640
00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:20,350
- I love you
too, Mr. Lahey.
641
00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:22,820
- ♪ I never promised you
a rose garden ♪
642
00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:25,689
♪ Along with the sunshing ♪♪
643
00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:27,624
- Jimmy!
644
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:30,460
- Hey, Julian. How's it going?
Making lots of money?
645
00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:31,929
- Have a seat, man.
- Thanks.
646
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,697
Before I forget
to give this to you,
647
00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:34,832
I'm giving that back.
648
00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:37,401
- That's all right.
You keep it in case you need it.
649
00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:38,869
- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.
650
00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:40,504
- Check this out, man.
651
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:43,373
Here. Little bit of
Ray's Liquor Sauce.
652
00:30:43,441 --> 00:30:44,441
- Ah, thanks Julian,
653
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:47,211
but, uh, I'm not
drinking tonight.
654
00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:49,046
- You're shitting me, right?
655
00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:50,480
- No.
656
00:30:53,484 --> 00:30:55,118
- He took the bait.
657
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:59,056
- No way. I'm telling you
right now, if he drinks that,
658
00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:01,491
he is gonna be fucked!
It's perfect.
659
00:31:01,559 --> 00:31:02,993
- Ma'am, what can I get you?
660
00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:05,929
- Two on whole wheat and drive
the mustard to it, Bubbles.
661
00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:07,831
- Phil, there's people
in front of you.
662
00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,299
How many have
you had already?
663
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:12,035
- What difference does it make?
It's free anyway, right?
664
00:31:12,103 --> 00:31:14,304
Come on! Give me
a couple of whole wheat--
665
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,174
- Chill with demanding
the bologna sandwiches, Phil.
666
00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:18,475
- I never had my supper.
667
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:19,576
- I don't care!
668
00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:22,112
You've had about 9 sandwiches
since you been here.
669
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:23,513
That counts as your supper.
670
00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:26,283
- What are you looking at? Huh?
- I'm having a sandwich.
671
00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:28,785
- What are you looking at?
- I'm having a sandwich.
672
00:31:28,853 --> 00:31:30,687
- Phil! You're scaring
the customers.
673
00:31:30,755 --> 00:31:32,890
- A'ight, y'all.
You know what I'm saying?
674
00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:36,159
Fuck Randy's country playlist bullshit,
you know what I mean?
675
00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:37,527
I ain't feeling that, dog.
676
00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:39,696
So, I'm gonna turn tonight
into the surprise
677
00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:43,734
record-release party
for my brand-new joint, 2108.
678
00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:45,969
Bounce with me now,
you know what I'm saying?
679
00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:48,972
But first, just to get all
y'all motherfuckers up in it,
680
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,308
I'm gettin' T to drop
the "oldest-schoolest"
681
00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:53,477
Canadian hip-hop
motherfucker up in it,
682
00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:55,145
T, bust it, dog.
683
00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:00,150
- ♪♪ This jam is amplified ♪
684
00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:02,019
♪ So just glide ♪
685
00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:04,221
♪ And let your
backbone slide... ♪♪
686
00:32:09,494 --> 00:32:12,496
- Ah, boys, we can't have
all these dicks getting in!
687
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:14,231
Seriously! No more dicks!
688
00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:15,799
- Hey, I'm on the guest list.
689
00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:18,435
- I'm sorry, Cyrus.
This is a private function.
690
00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:20,604
- Yeah? What the fuck name
does that say?
691
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,339
Cyrus.
Cyrus plus 2. Say it!
692
00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:23,440
- Cyrus plus 2.
693
00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:24,508
- Yeah.
694
00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:26,777
- Well, you can't come in.
No dicks tonight.
695
00:32:26,844 --> 00:32:27,878
- Fuck you!
696
00:32:29,414 --> 00:32:31,949
Five! Two!
Sorry for your trouble.
697
00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:33,550
Not here to cause any shit.
698
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,188
- How did Fuck-rus
the ass-dancer get in?
699
00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:40,090
- He's on the guest list.
I don't know.
700
00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:42,292
- What?
- He's on the guest list.
701
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,627
- How the fuck
that happen?
702
00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,229
- Don't worry about Cyrus.
703
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:48,632
Lahey's drinking.
The plan's working.
704
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:49,866
- Look at the dancing.
705
00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:51,401
It's a little over the top,
706
00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,303
even for dirty dancing,
isn't it?
707
00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:56,306
Cyrus, can you please tone it
the fuck down, please?
708
00:32:56,374 --> 00:32:59,343
- Why don't you get out here
and dirty dance too, Ricky?
709
00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:00,944
Unless you are scared?
710
00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:02,312
- Are you thrusting at me?
711
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:04,581
- Listen, you stay
out of it.
712
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,783
- He's thrusting at me.
I gotta go out.
713
00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:10,087
Lucy, I need you to do the dirtiest dance
you've ever done.
714
00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,154
- Why?
715
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:12,723
- 'Cause Fuck-rus is here.
716
00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:14,291
Hey, Cyrus.
Check this out.
717
00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:15,792
♪ ♪ ♪
718
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,738
All right, this is
getting too greasy, Cyrus.
719
00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:30,240
- I don't give a fuck
how greasy it is, Ricky.
720
00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:32,676
- We can out-dance you,
but not like this.
721
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,978
Come on, we're going to
the VlP room, Lucy...
722
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,547
...where you're not allowed.
723
00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:43,920
- When the fuck is that bologna
coming out of the slicer?
724
00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:46,123
- Shut it down.
725
00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:50,494
- Sorry, everybody.
I'm closed at 1 1 :30
726
00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:51,862
as per my verbal contract.
727
00:33:51,929 --> 00:33:53,230
- Bullshit!
Aw, what fuck?
728
00:33:53,297 --> 00:33:54,931
- If you have
a problem with that,
729
00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:56,733
you can take it up
with Mr. Lahey.
730
00:33:56,801 --> 00:33:58,602
I got partying to do.
731
00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:01,571
- Fuck! I want
my money back, Bubbles.
732
00:34:01,639 --> 00:34:02,639
- Phil!
733
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,908
Get your hands off me!
734
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:08,845
Here! If you're that hungry,
take a whole bologna log,
735
00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:11,314
take some bread,
take some mustard,
736
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,150
and then go
fuck off, would ya?
737
00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:15,819
- This my new joint
right here, y'all. 2108.
738
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,187
- Bubbles, let's dance!
739
00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:18,555
- Know what I'm saying?
740
00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:21,024
Where them 808s at, dog?
741
00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:22,626
Uh, here we go.
742
00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:24,828
Phil, you get your
bologna on, dog?
743
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:25,929
Peace! Uh-uh.
744
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:27,397
♪♪ I control purse strings ♪
745
00:34:27,465 --> 00:34:29,900
♪ My wallet's packed
with greenbacks and bursting ♪
746
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:31,568
♪ Next thing
no dress rehearsing ♪
747
00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:34,271
♪ My joints go down smoother
than drinks I'm nursing ♪
748
00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:36,239
♪ Worst thing
The crowd ain't bouncing ♪
749
00:34:36,307 --> 00:34:38,608
♪ Even with my boasting
I'm fly I'm announcing ♪
750
00:34:38,676 --> 00:34:40,811
♪ They responding
Let me tell you ♪
751
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:43,413
♪ He would hurt the feelings
of a less-hard G ♪
752
00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:45,515
♪ I don't get it
My lyrics are poetic ♪
753
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,184
♪ My energy is
frenetic, kinetic ♪
754
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,652
♪ The vibe between me and T ♪
755
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,687
♪ Stage set for something electric... ♪♪
756
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:51,988
- What's wrong?
757
00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:54,324
- Something doesn't
feel right. Where's Randy?
758
00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:57,260
- Who cares about Randy?
Lahey is getting fucking wasted.
759
00:34:57,328 --> 00:34:59,930
And don't worry about Cyrus,
'cause he's on probation.
760
00:34:59,997 --> 00:35:00,997
We're golden here.
761
00:35:01,065 --> 00:35:03,800
- What's going on here?
We got dicks, dicks! More dicks!
762
00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:05,368
- You know what "a dick" means?
763
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:06,436
- Yeah.
764
00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:08,705
- I don't think so.
There's dicks all over.
765
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,508
Not just the guys.
There's women dicks in here too.
766
00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:13,710
Now get rid of them!
Get them out of here!
767
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,245
- All right, guys.
No dicks!
768
00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:17,881
- My jams are up!
769
00:35:18,716 --> 00:35:19,850
My skills are up!
770
00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:21,918
- We agreed!
- Randy, go on, bitch!
771
00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:23,920
- You're supposed
to play country music!
772
00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:25,555
- Don't ruin tonight
for me, dog!
773
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,790
- Country dirty dancing!
774
00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:29,693
- That's it, bitch! You fucking ruined
tonight for me, dog!
775
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,061
- Get off, Jamie!
- Randy!
776
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,697
- J-Roc! You leave Randy alone!
Let me go, Mr. T!
777
00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:36,666
- I told you! Don't call me
Mr. T no more, man.
778
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:38,168
- Randy!
779
00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:40,270
- You ruined
my night, bitch!
780
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:42,806
Get up, bitch!
781
00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:45,108
- Hey, I'm doing some
good dirty dancing here!
782
00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:48,044
What the fuck kind of chump-change
bologna-bullshit is this?
783
00:35:48,112 --> 00:35:50,480
And I'm hungry!
The sign said "free food".
784
00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:52,449
- Sorry about that, everybody.
785
00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:54,384
- Bologna sandwich
or knuckle sandwich?
786
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,520
You pick!
787
00:35:57,722 --> 00:36:00,557
- I'm gonna get you
some Kentucky Fried Chicken, Phil.
788
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,559
Randy, go and get
some Kentucky--
789
00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:14,938
- You promised.
Now look at you!
790
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:18,375
- Two minutes of rest...
and I'll be all right.
791
00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:20,410
Don't forget
to open the back door
792
00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:22,746
and meet me in
the VlP area, everybody.
793
00:36:22,813 --> 00:36:25,782
- You rest back here while
I take care of business.
794
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,752
Quite frankly, sir,
I'm a little disappointed.
795
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,777
- Excuse me. Thank you.
796
00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:58,148
Where the fuck
are you going, tugboat?
797
00:36:58,182 --> 00:37:00,684
- Miss, save me some of
that chicken please.
798
00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:03,386
Phil, you should go home.
You're fucked!
799
00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:10,293
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Back the fuck up, Brass-Knuckles!
800
00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:12,095
I don't think so.
801
00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,664
- Not here to cause trouble.
Just want my free dope.
802
00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:16,032
'Cause I got my "babeses".
803
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,101
Frankly, Julian, I always admired you,
804
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:20,237
thought you were
a pretty nice-looking guy
805
00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:22,572
and thought maybe we could
have a beer sometime.
806
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,574
I'm not packing, Ricky.
I'm on probation.
807
00:37:24,642 --> 00:37:26,643
- I'm on probation too
and I am packing.
808
00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:28,511
And I'm drunk and
on drugs. We clear?
809
00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:30,247
- Put that away.
He's not packing.
810
00:37:30,314 --> 00:37:31,748
- I'm on the guest list.
811
00:37:31,816 --> 00:37:33,617
My "babeses" think
you're kind of hot.
812
00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:36,186
I do have an extra one,
if you know what I'm saying.
813
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,188
Give me your brass knuckles.
- All right.
814
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,856
- Ricky, give him his free joint.
815
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:42,759
Smoke the joint, then you gotta
get the fuck out, all right?
816
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:44,394
- Yeah, take the
skanks with you.
817
00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:45,462
- It's cool, Jules.
818
00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:48,965
Fuck off! I got some
sittin' down to do. Cyrus!
819
00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:05,148
- I gotta get up. Julian...
820
00:38:43,187 --> 00:38:45,555
- This is really greasy.
It's time for us to go.
821
00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:47,190
- I can't right now.
I'm working!
822
00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:49,826
- You have 10 minutes
to wrap up the shit with Julian,
823
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:51,094
and I'll be in the taxi.
824
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,430
- Come on, babe!
Things are just getting going.
825
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:54,497
- See you there!
826
00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:56,032
- Sarah! Baby!
827
00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:58,902
Fuck!
828
00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:05,075
- Yeah.
829
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:07,711
Yes, hello.
830
00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:10,914
This is retired officer,
Jim Lahey.
831
00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:13,750
I'm at the Blandford Recreational Centre.
832
00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:16,319
- I gotta get a drink.
833
00:39:17,722 --> 00:39:19,122
- I gotta go, guys.
834
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,357
- You gotta go?
835
00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:21,791
- What do you mean?
836
00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:24,127
- Jacob, I need you
working all night here.
837
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,229
- I got to, guys. I quit.
838
00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,465
- You quit? Jacob,
I need you here, bud.
839
00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:30,233
- And I need fucking cigarettes.
840
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,401
- Sarah needs me too.
841
00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:33,136
- Sarah fucking
needs you? Huh?
842
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:35,672
- Hey, hey, hey!
Julian, come on! Let him go.
843
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:38,341
A man's got to be good
to his ladies. Come on!
844
00:39:38,409 --> 00:39:41,144
- Take your suit off and
let me call the shots for a bit.
845
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,545
You're fucking overheating.
846
00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:45,782
- Something's not
right here, Ricky.
847
00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:47,984
I mean, Lahey's disappeared,
848
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:52,122
and can't you feel the "fucky" cock
"over-clinging" to the air?
849
00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:54,391
Grease-rus over there!
850
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:55,992
- Keep an eye on him.
851
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,827
He's not here just
for dirty dancing.
852
00:39:57,895 --> 00:40:00,930
- Hey, Randers!
Did you see Randy around?
853
00:40:00,998 --> 00:40:01,998
Back off.
854
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,434
- How's the
liquor sauce, sir?
855
00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:07,637
- Fantastic! How's the
dope coming, Randers?
856
00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:09,172
- Better than ever!
857
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,940
- Look at all this money!
858
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:14,244
Randy and Lahey are wasted.
Let's go now.
859
00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:16,646
Holy fuck, he's greasy.
860
00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,381
- All right,
time to go to work!
861
00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:20,316
I got bills to pay
and to love to make.
862
00:40:20,384 --> 00:40:23,153
Ladies, grab the dope.
Nobody get more stupider!
863
00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:24,254
- "More stupider"?
864
00:40:24,321 --> 00:40:26,656
- Shut the fuck up,
freak-eyes!
865
00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:29,325
- Cyrus, we're all
buddies here!
866
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,628
- Put down your gun!
- You put down your gun!
867
00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:33,830
- Put down the chicken
and release the dope!
868
00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:35,465
- Leave the chicken
and the dope!
869
00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:36,833
- Cyrus, put down your gun!
870
00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:39,002
- That is my dope
and I want it back.
871
00:40:39,069 --> 00:40:40,470
- Hold up there, everybody!
872
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:43,106
- Jesus!
873
00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:45,975
- That's all right, Bojangles.
I'm in complete control.
874
00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:47,043
- Oh yeah?
875
00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:50,280
- Gentlemen... we've had
some shitty days together.
876
00:40:50,347 --> 00:40:52,382
We've had some
magnificent days.
877
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:56,186
Some shitty and magnificent.
But guess what day tonight is?
878
00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:59,088
- Your drunkest night of
all times, I'm thinking.
879
00:40:59,156 --> 00:41:00,256
- It's magnificent!
880
00:41:00,324 --> 00:41:01,324
Julian...
881
00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:03,393
It's a shitty shame
882
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:06,329
for someone so unfairly
handsome as thyself
883
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,331
to fall for such
a sexy trick.
884
00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:10,133
- Put your weapons down, now!
885
00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:12,402
- These aren't our guns.
This is not our dope.
886
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,903
- Now!
- It's somebody else's.
887
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:16,406
I'm working the VlP room.
We confiscated this shit.
888
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,074
We get high,
we'll talk this out.
889
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,242
It's all good.
No pro--
890
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:22,111
You--you--you--
You fucking--
891
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:26,382
- You--you--
you fucking lose, Rickles.
892
00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:29,285
Guess what? This was all
my plan from the start.
893
00:41:29,353 --> 00:41:31,287
Sam, dirty dancing.
894
00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:35,258
I mixed up this
dirty crock of shit
895
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,293
and then I put it
on the stove.
896
00:41:37,361 --> 00:41:40,597
And you, Cyrus, you violated
the terms of your probation,
897
00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:43,333
consorting with
the "shitiots".
898
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,101
- Well, you're
fucking dead, Lahey.
899
00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:46,369
- Yeah? Well, you...
900
00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:48,938
- Aw!
901
00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:52,575
- That guy right there!
902
00:41:52,643 --> 00:41:55,545
That's Ray. He's responsible
for all the liquor in the joint.
903
00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:58,214
- Oh, no! He didn't do
a fucking thing. That\s not--
904
00:41:58,282 --> 00:41:59,849
Don't you kiss me!
Don't kiss me!
905
00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,017
- Mmm!
- Don't kiss me!
906
00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:03,052
- Wait a sec!
I forgot. Julian...
907
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,521
- Don't you fucking
kiss me!
908
00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:07,257
- I wouldn't kiss you.
I respect you too much, Julian.
909
00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:09,559
- I'm gonna get you
for this, Jim.
910
00:42:09,627 --> 00:42:11,794
- Listen, would you like
a little drinky-poo?
911
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:14,130
Here's to your good health, Julian,
and the...
912
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,198
- Jim!
913
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:22,238
- Everybody, say goodnight
to the bad guys!
914
00:42:22,306 --> 00:42:25,441
Take 'em away, guys.
Hey, Bubbs!
915
00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:27,744
Yes, bud.
You're coming with us.
916
00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:28,811
- Hey, fuck off!
917
00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:35,451
This is horse-shit! All I did was
make bologna sandwiches!
918
00:42:35,519 --> 00:42:37,053
- Don't get in the car, boys!
919
00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:38,388
I'm refusing this arrest
920
00:42:38,455 --> 00:42:40,690
under Canada's laws
of evolution of people!
921
00:42:40,758 --> 00:42:42,959
You son of a bitch.
You think you're so smart.
922
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:45,328
When I get out of jail
I'll be smarter than you.
923
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,297
I'll bulldoze your trailer down!
924
00:42:47,364 --> 00:42:48,965
Wipe that snug look
off your face!
925
00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:50,033
- Snug, Ricky?
926
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,468
- Give it up! We've lost.
You're embarrassing me.
927
00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:54,671
- If I'm going downtown,
I need to piss now
928
00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:56,172
or I got to stop for a piss.
929
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,942
I need to go through a
drive-through and get some food!
930
00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:00,410
I'm starving!
You hungry, Dad?
931
00:43:00,477 --> 00:43:01,978
- Fuck, stop!
I'm starved, Rick!
932
00:43:02,046 --> 00:43:04,080
- What do you feel like?
- I want Chinese.
933
00:43:04,148 --> 00:43:05,181
- I can't do Chinese.
934
00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,083
Burgers or pizza,
but no Chinese, man.
935
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:08,484
- Then we'll go for pizza.
936
00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:10,954
- We'll stop for food, all right?
Jesus!
937
00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:12,121
- Burgers, Dad?
938
00:43:12,189 --> 00:43:14,457
- OK, burgers is good,
if that's what you want.
939
00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:17,393
- Where's a good place with
a bathroom? I gotta piss bad.
940
00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:41,951
I'm in here for gun offenses
and common bootlegging, boys.
941
00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:43,953
Nice. Hope you're
proud of yourself.
942
00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:47,557
- I was busted for being Ray's liquor man
down at the dump.
943
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:50,493
My first bootlegging charge.
Common bootlegging!
944
00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:52,762
Not proud of it.
Thanks, Ray.
945
00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:54,297
- They busted me for liquor.
946
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:55,565
It's all I know how to do
947
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,767
and they throw me in jail
for being myself?
948
00:43:57,835 --> 00:43:58,835
It ain't right.
949
00:44:00,070 --> 00:44:01,537
What are you
looking at, Cyrus?
950
00:44:01,605 --> 00:44:02,605
- A bootlegger.
951
00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:05,508
And a stupid
fucking one at that.
952
00:44:05,576 --> 00:44:08,177
- Guess what? When I get out,
ou're gonna fucking pay.
953
00:44:08,245 --> 00:44:09,912
You're gonna fucking pay, Lahey!
954
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,849
- Yeah! You are gonna fucking pay,
Lahey, like I was saying.
955
00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:14,517
- Yeah, fucking wait, man.
- Yeah.
956
00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:15,752
- I got this, all right?
957
00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:18,087
I'm dealing with Lahey
and Randy, not you guys.
958
00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,555
It's our fucking camera crew.
959
00:44:19,623 --> 00:44:22,325
- Boys, chill out or we're gonna
get thrown in the hole.
960
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,862
- Go have a fucking
shower, Sam. You stink!
961
00:44:25,929 --> 00:44:28,364
- People take too
many showers, Ricky.
962
00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:31,334
- Oh yeah. I'd say Lahey's sweating now.
963
00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:34,904
Hope you're ready...
964
00:44:34,972 --> 00:44:36,639
because the countdown
is on, Lahey,
965
00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:38,841
and I'm coming
to get you, buddy.
966
00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:40,710
Motherfucker.
967
00:44:40,778 --> 00:44:42,912
- We don't want
to be filmed "anymores".
968
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:44,213
I'm serious.
No "mores".
969
00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:47,650
You knew what was going on
and you didn't fucking "warnt" us?
970
00:44:47,718 --> 00:44:49,318
Fuck off!
Now get out of here!
971
00:44:49,386 --> 00:44:52,321
Oh! Did I hurt your precious
little camera?
972
00:44:52,389 --> 00:44:53,790
- Look out!
973
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:56,092
- Somebody give me
a fucking hand over here!
974
00:44:57,728 --> 00:45:00,396
All you had to do was
give us a little "warnting"!
975
00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:02,298
- I'm pulling this
bitch's hair, Ricky!
976
00:45:02,332 --> 00:45:03,599
- Give it to him, Bubbles!
977
00:45:03,667 --> 00:45:05,768
- Got him! Bubbles,
you gotta grab him!
978
00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:08,504
- Yeah! Yeah!
979
00:45:12,342 --> 00:45:14,277
- All right, we're done.
We're done.
980
00:45:18,015 --> 00:45:22,852
- Yeah. Rain came and washed
all the shit away, Rosy-Rand.
981
00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:26,656
Ah! Smells good, bud.
982
00:45:26,824 --> 00:45:29,025
Real good. We did 'er.
983
00:45:29,693 --> 00:45:31,260
We cleaned up the park.
984
00:45:31,328 --> 00:45:34,464
Welcome to
Lahey's Trailer Haven.
985
00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:38,968
You know, shit moves in circles.
986
00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:42,071
360º shit circles.
987
00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:44,373
When the shit comes
around again,
988
00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:47,176
I'll be ready, Julian.
989
00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:56,719
♪♪ I beg your pardon ♪
990
00:45:57,721 --> 00:46:01,190
♪ I never promised you
a rose garden ♪
991
00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:06,429
♪ I could sing you a tune
and promise you the moon ♪
992
00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:09,432
♪ But if that's what
it takes to hold you ♪
993
00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:11,701
♪ I'd just as soon
let you go ♪
994
00:46:12,903 --> 00:46:16,472
♪ But there's one thing
I want you to know ♪
995
00:46:17,074 --> 00:46:19,408
♪ You better look
before you leap ♪
996
00:46:19,476 --> 00:46:21,210
♪ Still waters run deep ♪
997
00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:24,647
♪ And there won't always
be someone there ♪
998
00:46:24,715 --> 00:46:26,716
♪ To pull you out ♪
999
00:46:27,184 --> 00:46:31,053
♪ And you know what
I'm talking about ♪
1000
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:34,290
♪ So smile for a while ♪
1001
00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:36,159
♪ And let's be jolly ♪
1002
00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:39,662
♪ Love shouldn't be
so melancholy ♪
1003
00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:43,166
♪ Come along and share
the good times ♪
1004
00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:46,135
♪ While we can ♪
1005
00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:48,938
♪ I beg your pardon ♪
1006
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:53,176
♪ I never promised you
a rose garden ♪
1007
00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:56,479
♪ Along with the sunshine ♪
1008
00:46:57,447 --> 00:47:01,350
♪ There's gotta be
a little rain sometime ♪♪
1009
00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:03,920
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