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Previously on old christine...
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you know, pete and I
split up six months ago,
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and I haven't even
gone out on a date yet.
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Why haven't you?
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Because I'm scared.
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I've only been with one man.
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I don't know what it's going to be like.
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Well, pete was six-five
with a size-14 shoe,
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so you might want to start
by lowering your expectations.
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I don't know anything.
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Being with only e e
n, n, I have no context.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I need context.
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I'm sure you won't have
a problem finding context.
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Smaller context than
you're used to maybe...
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but context.
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Okay, so, matthew, I'm going to need you back
here at 3:00 this afternoon to pick me up.
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Okay, fine, but you know it doesn't really
count as carpooling if you never drive,
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pay for gas or thank me.
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It's for the environment, matthew.
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Why must you fight me?
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Whoa, geez!
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Barb, you're all sexed out today.
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Those things are up close and personal.
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- Somebody have a date?
- No!
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- What?
- I don't know.
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It's hot in here.
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But not with each other.
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What?
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You look beautiful.
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I didn't do anything different.
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That's embarrassing.
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So, uh, barb, how are you?
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Are you feeling okay about everything?
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I really wish I'd worn a different
swea ter, but other than that...
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I'm talking about the sex.
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Oh, uh, I haven't done a lot of that, so
how does the post-sex work exactly?
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Uh, there's usually awkward
conversations, uncomfortable silences,
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the haunting sound bites of
things you wish you hadn't said.
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I regretted saying,"come to mama."
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Me, too.
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- But it was fun. -
No, I-I had fun, too.
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Did you tell christine?
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Oh, god no, are you kidding me?
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She felt left out that time you and
I both accidentally wore green shirts.
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And then for a month, the three of us had
to get dressed together every morning.
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What are you guys talking about?
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And when did you both
decide to wear jeans?
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You're wearing jeans, too.
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Oh, yay, we're the same.
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So what? What is going on?
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It has nngothi to do with you.
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You're talking about my birthday.
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She guessed it.
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And now you've ruined the surprise.
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Oh, no, no, you still got two days.
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And if you're thinking cashmere
wrap, you're on the right track.
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God, that was close.
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Are you kidding? It's
her birthday month.
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I could smear cake all over your naked
body and lick it off right in front of her,
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and all she'd see is cake.
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Come to mama.
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I heard that.
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You're talking about cake, right?
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Well, if you're thinking berry...
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you are on the right track.
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okay, I got it. Knock, knock.
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- Who's there?
- Banana.
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I'm not doing this anymore.
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- Go do your homework.
- Okay.
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Oh, my god, can we please
have some adult conversation?
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I tht wislep barb.
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Everybody's a comedian.
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No, I really did.
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Come on.
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I'm serious.
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Oh, my god!
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When? Where? How?
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The other night, on a
futon, the regular way.
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She let you do that?
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That's not the regular way.
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It was fun.
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Of course it was fun...
it was sex with barb.
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Is she bossy? Is she rough?
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She's bossy and rough, right?
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It was a little weird.
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Oh, weird. Fantastic, I knew it.
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What? You thought about it?
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I think about it with everyone.
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I'm a guy. Don't you?
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I think I'm a different kind of guy.
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Okay, I know what you
guys are talking about,
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and I've been thinking
about the same thing, too.
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See? Everyone thinks about it.
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She's talking about her birthday.
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Oh, when's your birthday?
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In two days, silly.
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Come on.
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Anyway, birthdays are for children.
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And so, I think what I'd like you to do is
whatever money you're going to spend on me
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I want you to give that to charity.
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Sure. What's your favorite charity?
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Oh, it doesn't matter.
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Something with kids or gays or...
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oh, gay kids would be good.
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Just give me the receipt
so that I can write it off,
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and if you want you can put the
receipt inside a cashmere wrap.
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Wow, she's really a giver.
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In fact, when we were marrie she gave
me nothing but aggravation, am I right?
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It's just me here, man.
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Sorry. So, you and barb.
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Yeah, listen, you can't tell anyone.
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It's got to be like a secret.
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No problem.
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It's getting a little hot in the car.
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I'm going to grab a water.
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You were sitting in the car?
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It was a long ride home from
school with ritchie's jokes.
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If the answer to one more question was "banana"
I was going to knock-knock his teeth out.
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Barb and matthew slept together.
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She's one tell. Everybody gets one tell.
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Okay, one, but that's it.
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So, you and barb?
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What was it like?
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I bet it was intense.
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And extra hot because of the taboo of
sleeping with your sister's best friend.
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But you didn't care, 'cause once
you got started your lust took over
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and drove you both over the brink, until
you collapsed into a sweaty, shivery mass.
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- Richard, can I see you in the car?
- Yep.
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I thought she didn't want a party.
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No, she said, "whatever you
do, don't throw me a party."
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It's kind of like when she says,
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"whatever you do, don't let
me eat this whole thing, " or,
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"whatever you do, don't let me drink
more than two glasses of wine, " or,
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"whatever you do, don't leave
me alone with this guy."
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What are you looking at?
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Nothing.
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What did you tell him?
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Nothing.
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He was very respectful.
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He gave no details.
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But we imagined it was
intense and rough. Was it?
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Matthew!
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I'm sorry. He was my one tell.
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And she was my one tell.
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It was supposed to be a secret.
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You guys can't keep a secret.
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Who told you they had sex?
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Who?
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Matthew and barb.
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What?
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Okay, she's my one tell.
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Surprise.
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I-I can'T... I can't believe this.
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Well, happy birthday.
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We should probably get going.
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See if you can get details.
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Yeah, and I'd better get going.
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No, no. You two are staying.Sit.
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What the hell?
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You two slept together?
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Don't freak out.
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We were in your garage and
it just sort of happened.
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Oh, my god, in my garage?
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Ritchie's crib is in that garage.
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And my weed whacker.
And my wedding dress.
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Every time I wear that dress
now, I'm going to think of your sex.
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God, how could this happen?
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Barb, you're like my sister.
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Matthew, you are my brother.
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It's like a brother and sister doing it.
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No, it's nothing like
that. She's not my sister.
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I am your sister.
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Did you ever once think of me?
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Never once while I was in that garage.
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Well, maybe you should.
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What are you trying to do to me?
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Christine, I know, it's a little weird.
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Oh, it's a lot weird.
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It's too close. It's incestuous.
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And it's a terrible
birthday present by the way.
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We got you a berry cake.
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I don't care about the cake.
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This is huge news.
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I'm going to my room to
decide how I feel about this.
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And, matthew, whatever you do, do
not let me eat this whole thing.
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Matthew.
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Did I not say do not let me do this?
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Sorry about the cake, wine or man.
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Listen, I was thinking... you know
what, if you and barb want to be a couple,
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then you should go
ahead and be a couple.
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Really?
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Yeah, I mean, it's a little weird
for me, but if it makes you happy,
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then that's what I want.
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Thanks.
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I know that's not easy, because
it involves people who aren't you.
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I just want you to be happy.
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Thank you.
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But, you know, I was ndnderg, do you ever think
that maybe I could be the one to make you happy?
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What?
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Let me be the one to
make you happy, matthew.
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What's the matter? Are you okay?
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Oh, I had a dream. It was horrible.
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I dreamt I kissed you.
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Oh, god, calm down, calm down.
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It's not that horrible.
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Oh, it was a dream.
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Two dreams. Just horrible.
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Horrible dreams. it's okay.
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I'm okay.
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Okay...
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it's over.
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You dropped your complaint with sizzler?
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No. That's not near over.
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They pissed off the wrong customer.
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But you and barb are done. Okay?
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The whole idea of you two together
has completely messed me up.
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Worst birthday gift ever, by the way.
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I don't know how you got
from cashmere wrap to that.
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Never again, do you hear me?
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What are you talking about?
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I'll tell you what I'm talking about.
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I forbid you from seeing barb.
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Forbid me? You can't do that.
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Oh, yeah, I think I can.
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You work for me, you live in my
house, you're my little brother...
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consider yourself forbidden.
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You can't talk to me like a child.
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I'm going to my room.
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My room.
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I own you. I own you, matthew.
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Nobody owns matthew but matthew!
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I am so not attracted to him right now.
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My coffee!
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Who's yelling?
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Are you on the phone with sizzler again?
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Why aren't you dressed?
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I told you I was picking you up at 8:00.
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Yeah, well, I had a rough night.
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Listen, I have come to
the conclusion That...
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I am not okay with you dating matthew.
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In fact, I'm gonna have to forbid you.
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Forbid me?
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I don't think you want to do that.
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- Well, as your boss...
- As your partner.
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As the senior partner...
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I forbid it.
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As the partner who can kick your
ass, I'll date whoever I want.
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Not my brother.
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Yeah, your brother.
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Barb, you know, honestly, I-I just cannot
believe how ungrateful you're being right now.
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And exactly what am I
supposed to be grateful for?
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Barb, come on, don't make me say it.
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Everything.
256
00:13:19,885 --> 00:13:21,865
You're incredible.
257
00:13:22,146 --> 00:13:23,786
Thank you.
258
00:13:25,477 --> 00:13:29,938
Y-you know, my relationship with
matthew has nothing to do with you.
259
00:13:29,948 --> 00:13:31,559
It has everything to do with me.
260
00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:34,290
No. It's about me, and
it's about matthew,
261
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:39,212
and it's about the fact that if I want
to date matthew and ve sex with matthew,
262
00:13:39,232 --> 00:13:40,862
there's nothing you can do to stop it.
263
00:13:40,872 --> 00:13:42,313
Well, yes, there is.
264
00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:47,605
If I want to go back there and have sex
with matthew right now, I can just do it.
265
00:13:48,705 --> 00:13:50,106
Well, I forbid it.
266
00:13:50,116 --> 00:13:51,236
- I'm doing it.
- No.
267
00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:54,737
- We're doing it. I'm doing it.
- No, I forbid it. No, I forbid it.
268
00:13:54,747 --> 00:13:59,899
No, barb, I forbid it! I forbid
it! I forbid it! I forbid it!
269
00:14:00,259 --> 00:14:04,341
No! No, I forbid it! I for...
270
00:14:04,871 --> 00:14:07,672
no! I forbid it! I forbid it!
271
00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:08,902
- We're doing it!
- No!
272
00:14:08,912 --> 00:14:10,413
Mamahew, geg out here!
273
00:14:10,423 --> 00:14:11,993
Don't you... stay inside!
274
00:14:12,003 --> 00:14:13,144
- Matthew!
- Matthew!
275
00:14:13,154 --> 00:14:15,004
- Matthew!
- Come to mama!
276
00:14:15,014 --> 00:14:16,905
Stay inside!
277
00:14:16,915 --> 00:14:20,957
Stay inside, matthew. Stay inside!
278
00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:26,348
I for... bid it.
279
00:14:35,422 --> 00:14:37,673
I brought you your birthday present.
280
00:14:37,683 --> 00:14:39,933
I think you're really gonna like it.
281
00:14:39,943 --> 00:14:42,684
- Is it a gag gift?
- No.
282
00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:45,095
It's a wineglass.
283
00:14:45,105 --> 00:14:48,236
Here, let me pour you some wine.
284
00:14:48,576 --> 00:14:51,227
- Is it gonna dribble down my chin?
- Christine!
285
00:14:52,678 --> 00:14:54,739
All right, well, if you're
opposed to having fun,
286
00:14:54,749 --> 00:14:58,030
don't open the can of peanuts
that ritchie's gonna give you.
287
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,191
Richard...
288
00:15:00,201 --> 00:15:03,242
I made out with matthew.
289
00:15:03,252 --> 00:15:05,372
Oh, my god!
290
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:08,464
You finally did it.
291
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:11,054
It was the only thing left.
292
00:15:11,635 --> 00:15:14,446
In a dream!
293
00:15:15,326 --> 00:15:16,156
God!
294
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:20,238
Christine, if it's a dream, you
start with "I had a dream!"
295
00:15:20,748 --> 00:15:22,338
I thought you meant for real. Geez!
296
00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:23,079
What are you doing?
297
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,750
I wanted it be as upsetting
for you as it was for me.
298
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,990
Why?
299
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,461
I don't know.
300
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:34,253
But I had to tell someone, and the
worst part is, I forbid them from dating,
301
00:15:34,263 --> 00:15:35,993
and they're gonna date anyway.
302
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,954
Hold on, are you telling me they are
in violation of your royal decree?
303
00:15:38,964 --> 00:15:41,075
Off with their heads!
304
00:15:41,085 --> 00:15:43,596
Richard, don't make fun...
this is serious business.
305
00:15:43,606 --> 00:15:45,627
I'm having a really hard time with it.
306
00:15:45,637 --> 00:15:48,758
It's my birthday month!
307
00:15:49,228 --> 00:15:53,750
I-I understand it's gonna take a
minute to get used to the idea, but...
308
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,420
you're making this about you.
309
00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:57,131
Right.
310
00:15:58,501 --> 00:15:59,992
No, I'm saying that's wrong.
311
00:16:00,032 --> 00:16:02,903
Wrong? How could that be wrong?
312
00:16:03,573 --> 00:16:06,394
Because there are other people involved.
313
00:16:07,094 --> 00:16:08,705
Who?
314
00:16:09,225 --> 00:16:10,986
Barb and matthew!
315
00:16:10,996 --> 00:16:12,116
Oh, yeah.
316
00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:13,847
Oh, I see what you're saying.
317
00:16:13,857 --> 00:16:16,108
They did this to me.
318
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:21,510
Let me get you a glass of wine.
319
00:16:26,011 --> 00:16:27,202
I hate her.
320
00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:30,293
I should've punched her, that's
what I should've done.
321
00:16:30,303 --> 00:16:33,784
Forbid me...
forbid this.
322
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:35,295
Why is this her business?
323
00:16:35,305 --> 00:16:38,326
It's not... if we want to be
in love, we can be in love.
324
00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:39,396
Are we in love?
325
00:16:39,406 --> 00:16:41,387
I don't know.
326
00:16:41,397 --> 00:16:44,738
It'll really piss christine off.
327
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,819
Okay, I'll be in love.
328
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,170
Seriously, are we gonna try this?
329
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:51,850
I don't know, it was fun in the garage.
330
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:54,021
Yeah, it was.
331
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:57,993
Wait, what are you doing?
332
00:16:58,483 --> 00:16:59,683
Just thought you said...
333
00:16:59,693 --> 00:17:01,814
oh, no, I want to.
334
00:17:01,824 --> 00:17:03,545
I do, but could we take it slow?
335
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,956
Oh, yeah, of course, of course.
336
00:17:11,678 --> 00:17:14,068
This is nice.
337
00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:17,990
This'll show her.
338
00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:23,562
What if they're happy together?
339
00:17:23,572 --> 00:17:26,203
What if they're more than happy
together? What if they're soul mates?
340
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,624
You know how hard it is to find someone.
341
00:17:28,634 --> 00:17:30,974
I've never done it.
342
00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:33,725
I was there.
343
00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:36,646
So, maybe instead of thinking
about how this affects you,
344
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,887
you should be thinking about
how it affects someone else.
345
00:17:38,897 --> 00:17:42,148
Just try thinking about them
without thinking about you.
346
00:17:42,158 --> 00:17:44,639
All right, I can do that.
347
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:51,082
So, they're dating, so
that'S... nice for them.
348
00:17:51,832 --> 00:17:54,893
- And it could be good for me because...
- No, no, no, no.
349
00:17:55,423 --> 00:17:58,524
Not about you, just for a second.
350
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:03,806
If they moved in together, then I...
351
00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:08,478
- If they got married, my, uh...
- Who?
352
00:18:10,929 --> 00:18:12,719
They might be very happy together.
353
00:18:12,729 --> 00:18:14,570
That's it.
354
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:15,610
That's it?
355
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,061
Then who am I mad at?
356
00:18:17,081 --> 00:18:18,381
You've still got sizzler.
357
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:22,093
All you can eat means
all you can eat, richard.
358
00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:27,095
All you can eat does not mean
all you can fit in your purse.
359
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:30,926
Well, they're gonna need to
get a better sign, then, right?
360
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,164
This isn't happening, is it?
361
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,855
Oh, I think it was only happening in
the first place to piss christine off.
362
00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:58,576
Not in the garage...
ththgarage was fun.
363
00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:01,527
The garage was great.
364
00:19:02,327 --> 00:19:05,128
- Does this building have a garage?
- No.
365
00:19:07,489 --> 00:19:08,099
What are we gonna do?
366
00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:10,250
We can't let christine
think she can forbid us.
367
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:12,051
No, we can't... we're
not gonna back down.
368
00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:15,402
That's right... we'll get
married if we have to.
369
00:19:15,982 --> 00:19:18,193
By the way, my family's gonna hate you.
370
00:19:18,203 --> 00:19:21,724
Yeah, my grandfather's not
exactly gonna make a toast, either.
371
00:19:26,856 --> 00:19:28,406
What do you want, christine?
372
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,817
Did you forget to forbid somethin
373
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,618
oh, I deserve that.
374
00:19:32,628 --> 00:19:34,379
No, you deserve more than that.
375
00:19:34,389 --> 00:19:36,489
Easy, honey.
376
00:19:41,371 --> 00:19:43,892
No, honey's right.
377
00:19:43,902 --> 00:19:45,583
And stupid richard is right, okay?
378
00:19:45,593 --> 00:19:46,903
This isn't about me.
379
00:19:46,913 --> 00:19:49,924
If you guys are happy together
as a couple, then that's great,
380
00:19:49,934 --> 00:19:53,385
no matter how much it
completely grosses me out.
381
00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:56,166
You can just go ahead
and be a couple and kiss.
382
00:19:56,176 --> 00:19:58,067
- That's okay.
- We're good.
383
00:19:59,277 --> 00:20:04,409
No, really, I know I made it awkward for
you guys before, so just go ahead and kiss.
384
00:20:04,419 --> 00:20:07,670
Kiss. Come on, kiss.
385
00:20:09,321 --> 00:20:12,482
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
386
00:20:12,492 --> 00:20:14,183
- Ki...
- Stop it!
387
00:20:14,193 --> 00:20:15,873
Wh-why?
388
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:19,165
We're not really that
into each other anymore.
389
00:20:19,805 --> 00:20:23,216
But I just got used to the idea.
390
00:20:23,226 --> 00:20:24,426
It was too weird.
391
00:20:24,436 --> 00:20:27,888
Yeah, we were just doing
it to piss you off.
392
00:20:27,898 --> 00:20:30,128
That is why you slept together?
393
00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:32,729
Oh, no, no, no, that was for fun.
394
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:35,500
- Sosouch fun.
- Stop it.
395
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,752
But after that, it was
mainly to piss you off.
396
00:20:38,762 --> 00:20:41,593
Oh, so this whole time you
were thinking about me?
397
00:20:41,603 --> 00:20:44,143
- Yep.
- Sorry.
398
00:20:44,153 --> 00:20:46,314
Yeah.
399
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,375
I knew it was about me.
400
00:20:50,446 --> 00:20:52,997
Stupid richard.
401
00:20:56,518 --> 00:21:00,439
I am hungry, but I'm not
seeing anything I want.
402
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,700
I see something i want.
403
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,224
Stupid christine!
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