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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,537 --> 00:00:25,529 Hi. Reminding myself to sign Ritchie's permission slip... 2 00:00:25,707 --> 00:00:29,643 ...bake cupcakes for Parents' Night, new mascara... 3 00:00:29,811 --> 00:00:32,143 Oh. Shave things. 4 00:00:32,980 --> 00:00:35,778 Okay. Yeah, that's it. Um, thank you very much. 5 00:00:37,285 --> 00:00:39,981 Oh. Juice boxes. God. 6 00:00:43,958 --> 00:00:47,257 - Hello? RICHARD: Hey, Christine. It's me, Richard. 7 00:00:47,495 --> 00:00:48,826 - What? - Richard Campbell. 8 00:00:48,996 --> 00:00:52,261 We were married 10 years, now divorced. We have a son, Ritchie. 9 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:54,958 No, I didn't hear the phone ring. That surprised me. 10 00:00:55,136 --> 00:00:56,831 - I was on the other line. - With yourself? 11 00:00:57,004 --> 00:00:58,767 Pfft. 12 00:00:58,940 --> 00:01:00,567 You don't know that for sure. 13 00:01:00,742 --> 00:01:03,108 Has the cold medicine kicked in? 14 00:01:04,779 --> 00:01:06,474 Like I'm still doing that. 15 00:01:07,915 --> 00:01:08,904 What are you doing? 16 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:10,516 Oh. I'm having anxiety attacks... 17 00:01:10,685 --> 00:01:14,246 ...about that damn Parents' Night at Ritchie's school tomorrow night. 18 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:16,856 Ritchie's room mom asked me to bring cupcakes. 19 00:01:17,024 --> 00:01:19,390 When do I have time to make cupcakes? 20 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,653 - So just buy some. - What are you, nuts? 21 00:01:21,829 --> 00:01:23,820 If I show up with store-bought cupcakes... 22 00:01:23,998 --> 00:01:28,059 ...the other moms will call Child Protective Services. 23 00:01:28,236 --> 00:01:29,294 [LAUGHS] 24 00:01:29,470 --> 00:01:31,495 You care too much what those other moms think. 25 00:01:31,672 --> 00:01:34,232 Well, Richard, you have to care what other people think. 26 00:01:34,408 --> 00:01:36,342 I mean, until you're old. 27 00:01:36,511 --> 00:01:38,809 Then you can be like your mother. 28 00:01:38,980 --> 00:01:41,915 [LAUGHS] 29 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:45,678 Wow. I didn't see that coming around to my mother. 30 00:01:45,853 --> 00:01:49,118 - Nicely done. - Thank you. Thank you very much. 31 00:01:49,290 --> 00:01:54,694 So I was thinking maybe it's time for Ritchie to meet Christine. 32 00:01:55,897 --> 00:01:59,526 Not you, of course. He's met you, came out of you. Uh... 33 00:02:01,068 --> 00:02:05,903 I mean, you know, my new Christine. Girlfriend. 34 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,274 Are you there? 35 00:02:12,013 --> 00:02:14,709 Press the 9 key if you're still awake. 36 00:02:15,349 --> 00:02:18,216 - Yeah, I'm here, Richard. - So, what do you think? 37 00:02:19,053 --> 00:02:21,647 L... l... I think, good. 38 00:02:24,926 --> 00:02:27,292 I think, great. 39 00:02:27,461 --> 00:02:30,692 I mean, it's about time. Haven't those two met yet? 40 00:02:30,865 --> 00:02:32,856 [LAUGHS] 41 00:02:33,034 --> 00:02:34,831 - I gotta go. - What happened? 42 00:02:35,002 --> 00:02:38,233 You were right. I'm still on that cold medicine and it just kicked in. 43 00:02:38,406 --> 00:02:41,967 I'm really fading fast, so good night. 44 00:02:42,143 --> 00:02:43,804 Damn it. Damn it. 45 00:02:43,978 --> 00:02:45,639 RICHARD: I'm still here. - Oh. 46 00:02:51,085 --> 00:02:54,714 Well, uh, ahem, have a good night. 47 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:08,330 [WHISPERING] Matthew? 48 00:03:11,372 --> 00:03:13,033 Are you up? 49 00:03:13,441 --> 00:03:15,602 Matthew. 50 00:03:17,578 --> 00:03:19,569 It's me. It's me. 51 00:03:19,747 --> 00:03:23,342 - Hi. - This better not be about American Idol. 52 00:03:24,619 --> 00:03:26,246 I got a real emergency. 53 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:29,651 Listen. Richard wants to introduce Ritchie... 54 00:03:29,824 --> 00:03:34,193 ...to his, you know... 55 00:03:34,362 --> 00:03:36,091 Yeah, you might as well just say it. 56 00:03:36,731 --> 00:03:38,562 New Christine. 57 00:03:38,733 --> 00:03:40,325 Damn it. 58 00:03:40,968 --> 00:03:42,094 Wow. 59 00:03:42,270 --> 00:03:44,795 A new young girlfriend with the same name as you. 60 00:03:44,972 --> 00:03:47,031 That kind of blows. 61 00:03:48,876 --> 00:03:51,538 Yeah, it so blows. 62 00:03:58,719 --> 00:04:00,209 - Is everything okay? - Yeah. 63 00:04:00,388 --> 00:04:04,586 No, no, you know, I just took some cold medicine, um... 64 00:04:04,759 --> 00:04:06,090 ...because I have a little... 65 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:09,423 [COUGHING] 66 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,258 ...uh, cough. 67 00:04:11,565 --> 00:04:15,934 Boy, that cough's really hanging on. What is it, like six years now? 68 00:04:16,103 --> 00:04:17,195 Hey, leave me alone. 69 00:04:17,371 --> 00:04:21,000 I don't make fun of your glaucoma medicine. 70 00:04:27,415 --> 00:04:32,182 Listen, Matthew, Ritchie is not ready to meet his dad's girlfriend. 71 00:04:32,353 --> 00:04:35,720 I know what you're afraid of and he's not gonna like her better than you. 72 00:04:35,890 --> 00:04:37,755 I never liked anyone more than our mom... 73 00:04:37,925 --> 00:04:40,223 ...and she made me buy her tampons and cigarettes. 74 00:04:41,829 --> 00:04:45,765 Until about 15 years ago, then she just wanted the cigarettes. 75 00:04:46,467 --> 00:04:48,765 Oh, and air conditioning. 76 00:04:50,404 --> 00:04:53,862 - I don't know how Ritchie's gonna react. - Well, so stall. 77 00:04:54,041 --> 00:04:57,636 I was dating this girl and I got the feeling she was gonna break up with me... 78 00:04:57,812 --> 00:05:00,645 ...so I just never answered the phone when she called. 79 00:05:02,283 --> 00:05:05,446 - For how long? - I think we're still together. 80 00:05:07,188 --> 00:05:09,520 Go back to bed. You're gonna make your cold worse. 81 00:05:09,690 --> 00:05:11,988 What? Oh, yeah. 82 00:05:12,159 --> 00:05:14,593 Oh, I should go take something. 83 00:05:17,732 --> 00:05:23,728 "Three and a half cups flour. Sifted." Sif... Oh, I have... Okay. 84 00:05:23,904 --> 00:05:25,735 Set that thing. Okay. 85 00:05:25,906 --> 00:05:27,430 One. 86 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:31,309 Two. 87 00:05:31,479 --> 00:05:32,605 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 88 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:34,304 Yeah, just a minute. 89 00:05:34,815 --> 00:05:37,045 - Two. RICHARD: Christine? 90 00:05:37,218 --> 00:05:39,083 Yeah, come on in, come on in. 91 00:05:39,987 --> 00:05:41,750 Four. 92 00:05:42,323 --> 00:05:44,154 Wait, what? 93 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:45,652 [GRO ANS] 94 00:05:47,995 --> 00:05:51,431 I hope you preheated that trash can to 375. 95 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,934 Did you come over here to make fun of my cooking? 96 00:05:55,102 --> 00:05:56,899 Christine's waiting outside. 97 00:05:57,471 --> 00:05:58,802 What? Why? 98 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,705 She's here to meet Ritchie. 99 00:06:02,176 --> 00:06:04,007 - What do you mean? Now? - Yeah. 100 00:06:04,178 --> 00:06:06,271 Last night on the phone, you said it was okay. 101 00:06:06,447 --> 00:06:09,109 No, no, no, I said it was okay at some point, okay? 102 00:06:09,283 --> 00:06:13,879 You know, at some point far, far down the line, you know? 103 00:06:14,522 --> 00:06:19,459 After books have been read and professionals have been consulted. 104 00:06:20,394 --> 00:06:24,330 I didn't know you were talking about this morning. We can't do it now. I'm not ready. 105 00:06:24,965 --> 00:06:26,523 You're not ready? 106 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:28,462 No, I said he's not ready. 107 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:30,937 You said you. 108 00:06:31,505 --> 00:06:34,531 No. I said I as in him. 109 00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:37,905 As in I gave birth to him. 110 00:06:39,246 --> 00:06:41,771 You see, Richard, you know what? You don't listen. No. 111 00:06:41,949 --> 00:06:43,746 Christine, it's okay. 112 00:06:43,918 --> 00:06:47,581 Christine loves kids and I've talked to Ritchie about the fact that I'm dating. 113 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:48,813 He's okay with it. 114 00:06:49,423 --> 00:06:50,481 [SIGHS] 115 00:06:50,658 --> 00:06:55,357 Okay, you're right. It'll be fine. I'll call him. 116 00:06:56,263 --> 00:06:57,855 [SOFTLY] Ritchie? 117 00:07:01,368 --> 00:07:03,131 Ritchie? 118 00:07:03,304 --> 00:07:05,397 Ah. You know what? He's not home. 119 00:07:06,407 --> 00:07:08,637 - Hey, Dad. - Ah. He came back. 120 00:07:08,809 --> 00:07:10,367 Hi. 121 00:07:10,978 --> 00:07:13,412 You shouldn't leave your girlfriend out on the porch. 122 00:07:13,581 --> 00:07:16,573 Someone took my bike from there last week. 123 00:07:21,722 --> 00:07:25,180 - Hi, Christine. - Dad, who's that? 124 00:07:25,626 --> 00:07:27,890 Ritchie, I want you to meet someone. 125 00:07:28,562 --> 00:07:30,427 This is my friend I've told you about. 126 00:07:30,598 --> 00:07:32,862 - Hi, Ritchie. I'm Christine. - Hi, Christine. 127 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:35,263 Hey, Mom, she has your same name. 128 00:07:37,438 --> 00:07:40,305 We're gonna have to work on that. We'll let Mom keep her name though. 129 00:07:40,474 --> 00:07:42,374 She's had it longer. 130 00:07:46,881 --> 00:07:49,213 So we thought we'd go out for pancakes. 131 00:07:49,383 --> 00:07:51,943 Oh, uh, Ritchie doesn't like pancakes. 132 00:07:52,119 --> 00:07:54,144 - We could get eggs. - I love eggs. 133 00:07:54,321 --> 00:07:55,413 Problem solved. 134 00:07:56,223 --> 00:07:57,747 - So let's go get some eggs. - Okay. 135 00:07:57,925 --> 00:07:59,756 - Thank you for this. - Yes. Thank you so much. 136 00:07:59,927 --> 00:08:02,088 Okay. Bye, darling. Give Mommy a little huggy. 137 00:08:02,263 --> 00:08:05,391 Oh. Oh, such a big boy. Goodbye, goodbye. 138 00:08:08,536 --> 00:08:11,232 I love you. Goodbye, darling. I adore you. 139 00:08:11,405 --> 00:08:13,600 Am I ever coming back? 140 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:15,099 Yes, of course you are. 141 00:08:15,276 --> 00:08:18,177 - Christine, you're freaking him out. - Okay. Sorry, sorry. 142 00:08:18,345 --> 00:08:20,540 Off you go. Goodbye, darling. 143 00:08:21,448 --> 00:08:24,747 Bye-bye. Have fun. I'll just be here, making your cupcakes. 144 00:08:24,919 --> 00:08:26,682 [CHUCKLES] 145 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,617 One. 146 00:08:29,623 --> 00:08:30,920 Two. 147 00:08:35,162 --> 00:08:38,131 Keep an eye out for Ritchie. He and Richard are meeting us here. 148 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:40,927 You get any information on how it went with the girlfriend? 149 00:08:41,101 --> 00:08:42,090 Oh, no, I didn't ask. 150 00:08:42,269 --> 00:08:45,568 - Because you know what I'm not doing? - Blinking? 151 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:50,507 No. I'm not freaking out, because I've decided to be mature. 152 00:08:50,678 --> 00:08:53,238 They were gonna meet sometime. That sometime was today. 153 00:08:53,414 --> 00:08:54,676 They met. It's over. 154 00:08:54,848 --> 00:08:57,180 I have nothing to worry about, because I'm his mom. 155 00:08:57,351 --> 00:08:58,613 Wow, you really are mature. 156 00:08:59,753 --> 00:09:03,985 Here come those moms I was telling you about. Freeze them out, freeze them out. 157 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:09,721 Oh, Christine, you made it. How wonderful. 158 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:12,695 Oh, yeah, of course I made it. I wouldn't miss it. 159 00:09:13,033 --> 00:09:14,022 Hello. 160 00:09:14,735 --> 00:09:16,703 - Hi. - Hi there. 161 00:09:16,870 --> 00:09:18,462 - Hey. - I'm Marly. 162 00:09:18,639 --> 00:09:22,302 My daughter Ashley's in the class with Christine's son from her first marriage. 163 00:09:22,476 --> 00:09:23,875 Oh, no. 164 00:09:24,511 --> 00:09:27,708 - That's... That's my only marriage. - Oh, good. 165 00:09:29,283 --> 00:09:31,843 Lindsay, Kelsey third, Sammy fourth, Jackson Pre-K. 166 00:09:36,890 --> 00:09:39,017 This is my brother. This is Matthew. 167 00:09:39,193 --> 00:09:40,285 - Oh. Brother. Okay. - Okay. 168 00:09:40,461 --> 00:09:42,622 Yeah. So, what do you do, Matthew? 169 00:09:42,796 --> 00:09:44,491 - Oh, I'm a producer. - No, you're not. 170 00:09:44,665 --> 00:09:47,828 - I'm a product tester. - What? Stop it. 171 00:09:48,702 --> 00:09:52,069 No, he's my nanny. He takes care of Ritchie when I'm at the gym. 172 00:09:52,239 --> 00:09:54,833 Oh, good for you. Work and the gym. Lots of me time. 173 00:09:55,009 --> 00:09:58,069 Yeah. Yeah, no wonder you can't make it to school events. 174 00:09:58,245 --> 00:10:02,978 Oh, no, no, no. I own the gym. And I'm here at a school event. 175 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:06,278 And I even made these cupcakes here. I baked them from scratch. 176 00:10:06,453 --> 00:10:07,681 - Baked? - You made them? 177 00:10:07,855 --> 00:10:09,254 Yeah. 178 00:10:09,423 --> 00:10:12,187 And, well, baking probably helps keep your mind off... 179 00:10:12,359 --> 00:10:14,020 Well, bless your heart. 180 00:10:14,194 --> 00:10:16,754 It's nice meeting you, Matthew. 181 00:10:20,234 --> 00:10:22,498 - Hi, Mom. - Hey, Ritchie. Ooh. 182 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:25,161 Hi, honey. I'm so glad to see you. 183 00:10:25,339 --> 00:10:29,070 - Gosh, did you have fun? - I had a lot of fun. Christine's so nice. 184 00:10:29,243 --> 00:10:31,541 - We went out for breakfast. - Oh. 185 00:10:31,712 --> 00:10:34,374 - And I had an extra-large soda. - Holy moly. 186 00:10:34,548 --> 00:10:37,881 And then we went to the mall, and I got to have ice cream for lunch. 187 00:10:38,052 --> 00:10:40,077 - Oh. - It was really fun. 188 00:10:40,254 --> 00:10:42,222 Yeah, you said that. 189 00:10:42,389 --> 00:10:48,123 Oh, that's great. I really, really, really think that's great. 190 00:10:48,295 --> 00:10:49,956 [WHISPERS] Blink. 191 00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:58,235 - And she came with us. - And she what? 192 00:10:58,872 --> 00:10:59,896 Oh, hi. 193 00:11:00,074 --> 00:11:03,874 Oh, Christine, he is such a great kid. We had so much fun. 194 00:11:04,578 --> 00:11:10,107 Well, has anyone ever had as much fun as you had today? 195 00:11:12,486 --> 00:11:13,475 We brought doughnuts. 196 00:11:13,654 --> 00:11:15,918 - And they're hot. - Ooh. That sounds good. 197 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:19,491 Not as good as one of your trash-can cupcakes. 198 00:11:23,831 --> 00:11:27,767 - Mom, can I have a hot doughnut? - No, honey. No doughnuts. 199 00:11:27,935 --> 00:11:30,460 It sounds like you've been eating sugar all day. 200 00:11:30,637 --> 00:11:32,161 And that can give you a headache. 201 00:11:32,339 --> 00:11:35,797 That's what fun does. It gives you a headache. 202 00:11:37,678 --> 00:11:40,112 - Richard, can I talk to you just for a second? - Yeah. 203 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,611 Okay. 204 00:11:44,151 --> 00:11:46,176 Why is she here? 205 00:11:46,353 --> 00:11:50,813 And please don't use the word fun, or I swear to God, I'll push you down. 206 00:11:51,992 --> 00:11:55,223 Christine, there was nothing I could do. We ran out of time. 207 00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:59,230 - Are you upset that she's here? - Am I upset that she's here? 208 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,359 You know, I think there might actually be something wrong with you, Richard. 209 00:12:04,304 --> 00:12:08,934 Okay? It's Parents' Night. It's for parents. 210 00:12:09,109 --> 00:12:11,942 Chippie Night is later in the month. 211 00:12:14,047 --> 00:12:18,006 Why are you making such a big deal? Are you still worried about those moms? 212 00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:20,210 No. I'm worried about our son. 213 00:12:20,387 --> 00:12:22,947 This is a new school, and we come in here... 214 00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:25,421 ...me, the working mother, you, the ex-husband... 215 00:12:25,592 --> 00:12:28,083 ...the new girlfriend, the producer brother. 216 00:12:28,262 --> 00:12:32,596 I mean, put a couple of bolts on your neck and we're the freaking Munsters. 217 00:12:34,902 --> 00:12:38,030 That's ridiculous. No one's even gonna notice that she's here. 218 00:12:38,205 --> 00:12:41,368 You must be Ritchie's mom. Boy, you look just like him. 219 00:12:47,948 --> 00:12:51,543 - Just a little bit. - Um, hi, we haven't been introduced. 220 00:12:51,718 --> 00:12:54,346 I'm actually Ritchie's mom. 221 00:12:54,521 --> 00:12:57,490 - I'm Christine Campbell. - Oh, I'm sorry, I just assumed. 222 00:12:57,658 --> 00:12:59,853 No, no, no, that's such an easy mistake to make. 223 00:13:00,027 --> 00:13:01,324 I mean, it's Parents' Night. 224 00:13:01,495 --> 00:13:06,023 Generally, you don't think of Parents' Night as being open to the community at large. 225 00:13:08,902 --> 00:13:11,564 But since we're all here, I've made these nametags... 226 00:13:11,738 --> 00:13:16,300 ...just to avoid any uncomfortable situations. 227 00:13:21,515 --> 00:13:22,880 I'm going to get a doughnut. 228 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,678 Oh. Okay, well, you know what? These cupcakes are homemade... 229 00:13:25,853 --> 00:13:29,289 ...in case you're interested in that, but you're not. That's fine. 230 00:13:29,456 --> 00:13:32,391 Mom, is it okay if I show New Christine my artwork? 231 00:13:33,393 --> 00:13:36,760 I'd love to see your artwork, Ritchie. Once they put my art up in a mall. 232 00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:38,761 RITCHIE: Cool. NEW CHRISTINE: Yeah. 233 00:13:43,637 --> 00:13:47,767 So bringing the new girlfriend to Parents' Night. 234 00:13:47,941 --> 00:13:51,206 How'd you get pants on over walnuts that big? 235 00:13:51,678 --> 00:13:53,873 What? I don't see why it's such a big deal. 236 00:13:54,047 --> 00:13:58,177 You know, I think there might actually be something wrong with you. 237 00:13:59,086 --> 00:14:01,816 Oh. Is that lizard eating one of my cupcakes? 238 00:14:01,989 --> 00:14:05,584 Oh, no. We tried, but he wouldn't go near it. 239 00:14:06,493 --> 00:14:09,189 Christine, Ritchie is such a great artist. 240 00:14:09,363 --> 00:14:11,593 - Yeah, I know that. - Mom? 241 00:14:11,765 --> 00:14:13,426 - Yeah? - Can I have a doughnut now? 242 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,431 No. No more sweets. 243 00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:18,704 I told you we shouldn't have asked her. 244 00:14:19,039 --> 00:14:22,167 Attention, parents, can I get you all around here for a few moments? 245 00:14:22,342 --> 00:14:25,470 I wanna bring you up to speed about our planned curriculum... 246 00:14:25,646 --> 00:14:29,377 ...for the remainder of the year, and answer any questions you might have. 247 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:33,782 The doughnuts are almost gone. Please, can I have one? 248 00:14:33,954 --> 00:14:36,422 Ritchie, the answer is no. All right, come on. 249 00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:38,751 Let's go and see what Mrs. Belt has to say. 250 00:14:38,926 --> 00:14:40,655 I wanna stay here with Christine. 251 00:14:44,398 --> 00:14:46,229 Ritchie, I think you should go with your mom. 252 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,925 I don't want to. I'd rather stay here with you. 253 00:14:51,138 --> 00:14:54,232 No, no. That's fine. That's totally okay. 254 00:14:54,408 --> 00:14:57,536 But when somebody asks you what's the planned curriculum gonna be... 255 00:14:57,711 --> 00:15:01,408 ...you're not gonna know, and I'm not gonna tell you. 256 00:15:04,718 --> 00:15:08,313 Look at this. The kids are gonna have pen pals in Third World countries. 257 00:15:08,488 --> 00:15:11,514 - What a sweet idea. - Oh, shut up. 258 00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:13,887 Well, thank you, everyone. 259 00:15:14,061 --> 00:15:16,256 Now, please, take a look around our classroom... 260 00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:18,193 ...enjoy some of our yummy desserts. 261 00:15:18,365 --> 00:15:21,493 I think I saw hot doughnuts over there. 262 00:15:26,673 --> 00:15:27,662 Mrs. Campbell? 263 00:15:28,475 --> 00:15:31,740 - Are...? Are you all right? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 264 00:15:31,912 --> 00:15:33,209 I'm fine, Mrs. Belt, thank... 265 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:36,406 Well, actually, I'm just a little bit worried about Ritchie. 266 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:39,814 He just met his dad's girlfriend for the first time... 267 00:15:39,987 --> 00:15:43,946 ...and he might be having a rough time with it. 268 00:15:44,124 --> 00:15:46,319 Are you having a rough time with it, Mrs. Campbell? 269 00:15:46,493 --> 00:15:50,691 Yeah, Mrs. Belt, l... I certainly am. 270 00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:57,465 Hey, are you sure you're okay? 271 00:15:57,638 --> 00:15:59,572 Oh, yeah, Matthew, I'm fine. 272 00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:04,541 I mean, Mrs. Belt just seemed like she needed a hug so... 273 00:16:05,412 --> 00:16:10,042 - At least Ritchie seems to like her. - Well, yeah, of course he likes her. 274 00:16:10,217 --> 00:16:14,347 She's all 28 and well-rested. 275 00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:18,888 - Yeah, she is cute. - Am I cute? 276 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,389 Don't do that. 277 00:16:22,763 --> 00:16:25,163 God, it was bad enough when she was New Christine. 278 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:26,959 Now she's Fun Christine? 279 00:16:27,134 --> 00:16:30,228 I mean, I can't even imagine what that makes me. 280 00:16:30,404 --> 00:16:33,896 Of course he wants to be with her tonight. She's all sunshine and smiles... 281 00:16:34,074 --> 00:16:36,269 ...and you're all tension and teeth. 282 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:47,151 Well, what am I supposed to do? I mean, just break all the rules... 283 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,687 ...let him eat sugar all the time, you know, just so he'll like me? 284 00:16:50,857 --> 00:16:53,155 That's what you do with me and I like you. 285 00:16:53,393 --> 00:16:54,724 All right. 286 00:16:56,196 --> 00:16:58,255 - Hey, Ritchie. - What? 287 00:16:58,432 --> 00:17:02,869 If you're still interested, you can have a cupcake. Heh. 288 00:17:03,036 --> 00:17:04,526 Can I have a doughnut? 289 00:17:05,639 --> 00:17:12,477 Well, but the cupcakes are homemade, really, with love and organic eggs... 290 00:17:12,646 --> 00:17:17,709 ...while the doughnuts are made with lard by strangers in hairnets. 291 00:17:17,884 --> 00:17:19,215 [SNIFFS, CHUCKLES] 292 00:17:29,096 --> 00:17:32,293 But if you want a doughnut, you can have one. 293 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,563 - Have two. - Really? 294 00:17:35,736 --> 00:17:38,000 Sure. It'll be fun. 295 00:17:40,173 --> 00:17:41,936 - Can I have another one? - Yeah. 296 00:17:42,109 --> 00:17:44,441 What the hell, a little sugar never hurt anyone. 297 00:17:44,611 --> 00:17:45,908 [RITCHIE COUGHING] 298 00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:48,240 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 299 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,975 I'm so sorry about your tummy. 300 00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:53,745 You think you can make it to the bathroom now? 301 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,649 What happened, pal? Are you okay? 302 00:17:55,822 --> 00:17:58,791 - Mom made me eat four doughnuts. - Christine. 303 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,917 Come on, pal. Let's go splash some water on your face. 304 00:18:08,368 --> 00:18:09,699 Oh. Christine. 305 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:13,362 Hi. Uh, yeah, I was just... Do I smell like cigarettes? It's because... 306 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:15,804 There was this group of guys smoking out there... 307 00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:18,103 ...and I just walked through, like, a big cloud of it. 308 00:18:18,278 --> 00:18:20,803 And now I feel like I smell... Okay, I smoke. 309 00:18:22,115 --> 00:18:26,142 Oh, uh, that's okay. I take cold medicine to go to sleep. 310 00:18:26,319 --> 00:18:28,446 I take sleeping pills and cold medicine. 311 00:18:31,191 --> 00:18:32,385 Uh, are you okay? 312 00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:37,360 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, divorce sucks and I'm a terrible mother, but I'm fine. 313 00:18:37,531 --> 00:18:38,862 [CHUCKLES] 314 00:18:39,032 --> 00:18:41,159 You know, it could be worse. 315 00:18:41,401 --> 00:18:43,835 My husband doesn't even show up to these things. 316 00:18:44,004 --> 00:18:48,941 Your kid's got his dad and his uncle, his dad's girlfriend and you. 317 00:18:49,109 --> 00:18:51,509 That's a lot of people showing an interest. 318 00:18:51,678 --> 00:18:53,771 My kid would kill for that. 319 00:18:55,215 --> 00:18:58,514 - Are you being nice to me? - You know, mothers have to stick together. 320 00:18:58,685 --> 00:19:01,313 - What are you doing? - Christine was smoking. 321 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,581 - I was looking for you. - Well, you found me. 322 00:19:04,357 --> 00:19:06,291 I don't like that. 323 00:19:07,961 --> 00:19:09,223 Oh. 324 00:19:09,396 --> 00:19:11,830 Is he okay? Is he still barfing? 325 00:19:11,998 --> 00:19:13,989 Well, he stopped, and then he started again. 326 00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:16,226 And then he stopped, and then he started again. 327 00:19:16,403 --> 00:19:18,268 Then he stopped, then he really started. 328 00:19:18,438 --> 00:19:20,099 - I'm not very good... - I got it. I got it. 329 00:19:20,273 --> 00:19:22,867 Christine? I know I shouldn't have come tonight. 330 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,944 I just really wanted to spend some time with Ritchie. 331 00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:28,012 He's such a big part of Richard's life... 332 00:19:28,181 --> 00:19:30,513 ...and you're such a big part of Richard's life. 333 00:19:30,684 --> 00:19:33,050 Well, sometimes I get a little bit jealous of you. 334 00:19:34,054 --> 00:19:36,887 - You're jealous of me? - Yeah. 335 00:19:37,057 --> 00:19:39,457 I think that's why I'm so mean to you. 336 00:19:42,963 --> 00:19:44,590 Well... 337 00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:49,992 As long as we're being honest, I should say... 338 00:19:53,173 --> 00:19:56,040 ...I accept your apology. 339 00:19:58,144 --> 00:19:59,577 Mommy, I feel sick. 340 00:19:59,746 --> 00:20:01,907 Oh, honey, I'm coming, sweetheart. I'm coming. 341 00:20:02,082 --> 00:20:05,415 I have to go. My kid needs his mommy. 342 00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:09,146 But you've been very nice to my son... 343 00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:13,224 ...and Ritchie seems to like you very much, so that's the important thing. 344 00:20:13,393 --> 00:20:15,861 So I guess I should say... 345 00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:19,491 ...I accept your apology. 346 00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:28,031 Yeah, and I was trying to be fun, but being fun isn't really my job. 347 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:32,645 My job is to take care of you. So from now on, I'm gonna stick to that. 348 00:20:32,812 --> 00:20:34,780 That doesn't mean that we can't have fun. 349 00:20:34,948 --> 00:20:38,679 We can, just not all the time, because there's a time for fun... 350 00:20:38,852 --> 00:20:41,446 Could you stop talking, please? 351 00:20:41,621 --> 00:20:42,747 - Yeah. - Thank you. 352 00:20:42,923 --> 00:20:44,447 Yeah. 353 00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:13,575 [ENGLISH SDH] 28155

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