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(youth choir singing):
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♪ Oh beautiful ♪
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♪ For spacious skies ♪
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♪ For amber waves ♪
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♪ Of grain ♪
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♪ For purple mountains ♪
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♪ Majesties ♪
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♪ Above the fruited plain ♪
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♪ America ♪
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♪ America... ♪
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(grunts)
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♪ Grace on thee ♪
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♪ And crown thy good... ♪
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Hello, there,
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old friend.
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Please have a seat.
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I have really
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been
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looking forward to showing
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you
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what I've done with the
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place.
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Is this really what you wanted,
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Dreyfuss?
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The death of democracy?
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Only a washed-up Founding Father
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could... (chuckles)
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...possibly mourn the loss
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of something
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so criminally ineffectual.
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You take this off for one minute
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and I will show you mourning.
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Once a patriot,
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always a patriot.
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Do you know what I've come to
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learn over the years, Mr. Crane?
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People... by and large,
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people are herd animals.
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When it comes
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right down to it,
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most people, they really
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don't want to bear the burden
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of governing
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themselves.
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Deep down, most people
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are violently opposed
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to the effort it takes
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to think for themselves.
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Do you know what
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all of the willingly
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helpless,
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bleating sheep
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really want,
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more than anything else?
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A shepherd.
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You mean tyrant.
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Actually, I prefer Emperor.
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Czar, perhaps?
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Monarch, maybe.
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Whatever rolls off the
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tongue.
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(grunts)
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JOBE:
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Malcolm?
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Malcolm?
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Malcolm?
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Can you hear me?
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Another vision?
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Either that,
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or the Headless Horseman
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had some serious LSD
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galloping in
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his bloodstream.
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(laughs)
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Oh, Jobe.
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Jobe, Jobe, Jobe, Jobe...
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it was spectacular.
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So the plan
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you've set in motion...
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My plan,
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not to boast,
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but I am destined
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to become the best thing
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that has ever happened
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to America.
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Hello, America.
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My name is Ichabod Crane,
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and I have a message
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for all and asunder.
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MOLLY: Okay,
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you're not doing it right...
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What do you mean
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I'm not doing it right?
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What am I doing...
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You cannot hold
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it so
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close
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to your face, there won't
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be any room for a caption.
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Well, maybe I don't want a...
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Hmm. Ah, well.
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Time for an upgrade.
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DIANA: Molly,
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what do you say?
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I'm sorry, Mr. Crane.
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Please, no need.
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If anything, I
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should apologize.
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Whilst I am an expert
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in many
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fields,
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I should have acknowledged
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that you, Miss Molly,
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are the master of the sacred
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ritual of the selfie.
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Your generation is so weird.
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(chuckles)
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My generation?
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You know, people try
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to put us down...
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just because we get around.
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What?
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Who?
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Nice one.
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Why don't you try
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take two?
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Why not?
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Uh, in a sec,
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I just want to post this
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to Mr. Crane's
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new Picagram account.
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Obliged.
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DIANA:
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Thanks for coming today.
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Oh, no, not at all.
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After the occurrences of
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late,
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'tis a pleasure
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to enjoy a diversion.
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No kidding.
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Witnesses, wolf-dads...
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It's important for Molly to know
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she's still a kid.
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No child should have to bear
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the weight of the mantle
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that Miss
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Molly
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has inherited.
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I posted it.
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Jolly good.
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Though, it's kind of
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pointless
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since you don't have
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any followers.
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Well, there is
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more to life
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than amassing followers,
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Miss Molly.
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Social media is rife
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with, what, cat videos?
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But just imagine
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what could
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be achieved,
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what grand heights
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could be scaled
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were a true
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leader
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like Jefferson
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or Lincoln alive today.
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What if they had access
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to Facebook and Picagram
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and Snapchat?
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We have an
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opportunity,
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an opportunity to spread a
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noble message far and
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wide.
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So
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instead of gathering
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followers
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to hashtag selfies...
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Oh, my God, Logan's here!
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Oh, okay,
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just wait for us.
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I'm honestly nothing
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without my followers.
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Seriously, thank you.
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Thank you.
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I watched several
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of Mr. McDonald's videos
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in preparation
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for this event.
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Found them rather mundane.
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Tell me about it.
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Diatribes on acne, dating,
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gossip, lip gloss.
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You guys don't get it.
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He's really funny
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and he knows what it's like
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to feel different.
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My parents
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don't get it, either.
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Can I borrow your phone?
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Okay.
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(girl yells)
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We love you!
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(camera snaps)
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There you go.
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(laughs)
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Well, great.
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(fans gasp and scream)
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Mom, what is happening to
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him?
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WOMAN:
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Someone help him!
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MAN:
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Somebody call 911!
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WOMAN:
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He needs a doctor!
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(sizzling)
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No pictures!
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No pictures!
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Logan needs help!
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Can you move back?
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Move... move back.
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Move back, please.
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We got to get
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him out of here.
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Careful, careful.
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Something about
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his
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ailment is amiss.
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I'll investigate
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further.
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I'll take Molly home
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and I'll meet up with you
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as soon as possible.
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Understood
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Come on,
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we
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have to
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go.
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CRANE:
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Pardon me.
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Excuse me.
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So, seriously, Mom?
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Security cameras?
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Hey, if demonic creatures
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and dark forces
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are gonna be crossing our paths,
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I'm gonna see 'em first, in HD.
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Well, what if
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it's an invisible monster?
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JENNY:
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This should help.
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Celtic Shield
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Knot,
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used by ancient Druids
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to ward off shades,
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were-beasts
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and
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wandering spirits.
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And it's not tacky at all.
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I like it.
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I'm gonna go check on updates
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on Logan.
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All right. Hey, you hungry?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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Okay.
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Usually more inquisitive.
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An Internet celebrity
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she
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follows
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came down with
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something.
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Crane's checking it out
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at the hospital now.
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So, not the common cold.
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Lately, is it ever?
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I'm gonna go to the hospital
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after Clara
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comes.
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I can stay with Molly.
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Thanks,
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but the nanny's
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just a couple blocks away.
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I know, but...
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I'd appreciate the chance
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to get to know Molly better.
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I can take her
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out to my trailer,
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we can make a whole day
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out of it.
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Look, I know you're shaken
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by what went down
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with the whole fake dad thing,
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but all the defense in the world
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is not gonna make a difference
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if we treat this thing
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with kid gloves.
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I have a lot I can teach her.
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You're not gonna teach
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her how to shoot bazookas
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or use
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throwing
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stars, are
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you?
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Actually,
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I was thinking we might
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just start with a pizza.
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Molly?
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MOLLY:
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Yeah?
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I'm headed to the hospital.
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I'm gonna check on Logan.
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Jenny's gonna stay here
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and order lunch, okay?
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Cool, can she teach me how
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to use throwing stars?
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You have my number.
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Please call me
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if you need anything.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God, you want to see
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the creepiest video ever?
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I can't stop
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watching it.
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It's like Chewbacca Mask Lady
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meets Bad Lip Reading.
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(chuckles)
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Something tells me you and I
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have vastly different
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definitions of "creepy."
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Oh, come on. Check it.
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This guy I follow on Picagram
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posted it an hour ago.
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(purrs, groans, chuckles)
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How old are you again?
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Excuse me, do you
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have anything
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from Provence?
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(chuckles)
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You know, it's just...
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(laughs)
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this Napa rosé's a little too
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fruit-forward for my palate.
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You know your pink wine.
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I'm sorry.
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Missy.
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I'm Jake.
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(both mouthing)
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She a friend of yours?
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Yeah, yeah,
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we came here together.
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry,
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no, no, not like, like,
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together-together,
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but in a...
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the same car together.
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Just as friends, yeah.
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We, um, we planned
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these simultaneous Tinder dates.
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Yeah. Just promised
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to have each other's backs,
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in case things
368
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got a little awkward,
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we could just slide in
370
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and save each other.
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Except, um, yeah,
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my date stood me up.
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Oh...
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Don't say I never
375
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gave you
376
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anything.
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00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:05,418
And, um,
378
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for the
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record.
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it's not me, it's you.
381
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(groaning, people gasping)
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What did
383
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:17,875
you
384
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:17,875
say to him?
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I'm not saying
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that guy had
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Zika,
388
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but I know a thing or
389
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two about
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diseases,
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00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,630
and that guy looked like
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he
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00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,630
had a scary-ass case of Zika.
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Is that who I think it is?
395
00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,250
Master Wells.
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I'm here to
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investigate a young man
398
00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:38,631
who's experienced what appeared
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to be a supernatural seizure.
400
00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:41,625
What, a rash growing up his arms
401
00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:41,625
with glowing tendrils?
402
00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:43,375
It's tendrilitis?
403
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:44,955
Oh, please,
404
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:44,955
no.
405
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:44,955
Is that a thing?
406
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:46,168
He's kind of weird about germs.
407
00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:47,826
We came here
408
00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:47,826
because we saw a guy
409
00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,923
with the same freaky
410
00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,923
symptoms.
411
00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,923
Yeah, her Tinder date.
412
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,166
Dude. Is that really
413
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,166
necessary information
414
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,326
that needs to be shared?
415
00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:54,923
It seems many others
416
00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:57,666
have been
417
00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:57,666
admitted
418
00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:57,666
with the same symptoms.
419
00:10:57,666 --> 00:11:00,456
Which room might I find
420
00:10:57,666 --> 00:11:00,456
your paramour?
421
00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:01,458
Tinder date.
422
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:02,628
Well...
423
00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:03,745
Room B14.
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00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,790
(quietly):
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00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,790
B14.
426
00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:09,001
I'd take salmonella over a
427
00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:09,001
supernatural disease any day.
428
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,710
Well, just because Crane's here
429
00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:12,078
doesn't mean
430
00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:12,078
it's definitely supernatural.
431
00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:15,883
I mean, there are dozens
432
00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:15,883
of biological explanations
433
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:16,995
for these sort of symptoms.
434
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,460
Trust me,
435
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,460
it's monster flu.
436
00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:21,168
(woman screams)
437
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,826
(Brad bellowing)
438
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,833
(demonic voice):
439
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,833
I hear your call.
440
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,883
I will join you.
441
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:31,245
You can't be in here!
442
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:31,245
(yelling)
443
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,496
(fire alarm ringing)
444
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:42,956
I really hate it
445
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:42,956
when you're right.
446
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,000
♪ ♪
447
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,415
Good, just keep me posted
448
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,415
with any new information
449
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:21,826
you get, okay? Thank you.
450
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:27,998
The CDC reports similar cases
451
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:27,998
all around the Washington area.
452
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,540
They're testing every virus
453
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,540
and bacteria known to man;
454
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,881
no hits so far.
455
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,535
Someone with similar symptoms
456
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,535
just burst into flames
457
00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:35,831
in Silver Spring.
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00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,713
They started a fire
459
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,713
that burned down
460
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,078
the whole wing of a hospital.
461
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:42,383
Look, these are isolated cases,
462
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:42,383
but if this keeps spreading,
463
00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:44,495
this whole city could
464
00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:44,495
burn to the ground.
465
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,080
Which may have been precisely
466
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,080
what happened the last time
467
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,213
this affliction reared
468
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,213
its head in Washington.
469
00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:53,876
Master Wells, would you kindly
470
00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:53,876
search the Secret Histories
471
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,705
for any entries penned
472
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,705
by Paul Jennings?
473
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,038
Of course.
474
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,038
Yes.
475
00:12:58,041 --> 00:12:59,791
During the War of 1812,
476
00:12:59,791 --> 00:13:01,791
the British forces
477
00:12:59,791 --> 00:13:01,791
invaded Washington, D.C.
478
00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:04,211
Now, 'tis common knowledge they
479
00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:04,211
burned down the White House,
480
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,038
the Capitol Building--
481
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,581
in fact, half the city.
482
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:10,043
There have been thousands of
483
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:10,043
fires in D.C. over the years.
484
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:12,291
But very few have coincided
485
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:12,291
with the outbreak
486
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,081
of a virulent disease.
487
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,793
Documentation of
488
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,793
these tragic events
489
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:19,131
was penned, not by
490
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:19,131
President Madison,
491
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:20,955
but by a young servant
492
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:22,628
called Paul Jennings.
493
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:26,915
Servant, yes,
494
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:26,915
and White House slave.
495
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:29,996
Jennings was a great mind
496
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:29,996
who refused to be held back
497
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,330
by the mores of the day.
498
00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:34,711
Look at this.
499
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:38,211
CRANE: According to
500
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:38,211
Master Jennings' account,
501
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,878
the morning the city burned,
502
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:42,125
pamphlets were hammered up
503
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:42,125
across the capital,
504
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,915
hours before
505
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,915
the British army attacked.
506
00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:49,961
These were more than
507
00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:49,961
a warning of British intent.
508
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,210
All those who
509
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,210
read
510
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,210
the pamphlets
511
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,378
came down with
512
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,378
a mysterious illness.
513
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:57,753
Whilst many turned their
514
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:57,753
backs
515
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,250
on the afflicted,
516
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,250
fearing cholera,
517
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,330
Master Jennings and the rest
518
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,330
of the White House staff
519
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,043
flung open their doors and
520
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,043
vowed to conquer this
521
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,043
epidemic
522
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:05,671
by any means necessary.
523
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:08,456
With symptoms
524
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:08,456
ranging from high fevers
525
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,668
to pulsing hot rashes,
526
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:13,126
Master Jennings
527
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:13,126
labeled the sickness
528
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:16,535
"Influenza Incendium,"
529
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:16,535
or "Fire Flu."
530
00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,001
I must join you.
531
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,630
Be still, let us tend to you.
532
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,040
Mother of mercy.
533
00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:27,581
(demonic voice):
534
00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:27,581
I will join you.
535
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,043
I will join you in the
536
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,043
flames!
537
00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:31,581
(demonic
538
00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:31,581
bellowing
539
00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:31,581
and crackling)
540
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,881
CRANE:
541
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,881
Paul Jennings was a hero.
542
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,995
And also, it seems,
543
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,880
the only one who understood
544
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,880
that a cursed pamphlet
545
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,665
caused the outbreak
546
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,665
of this dread influenza.
547
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,420
For this plague is spread
548
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:53,536
not by biological means...
549
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:55,211
but by language.
550
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,998
Well, that may have worked
551
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,998
in the War of 1812,
552
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,540
but nobody reads
553
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,540
pamphlets now.
554
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:02,171
Not unless they're
555
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:02,171
140 characters or
556
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:02,171
less.
557
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,325
I think I know
558
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,325
how it's spreading.
559
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,248
My Tinder date was telling me
560
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,500
about this video
561
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,500
that he watched,
562
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,960
before he got sick.
563
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:16,538
It was posted on some kid named
564
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:16,538
Logan MacDonald's Picagram feed.
565
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:20,211
My guess is that somebody
566
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:20,211
hacked his account
567
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,578
and then embedded
568
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,578
the pamphlet's curse
569
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,383
into the video's source code.
570
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,575
Meaning that
571
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,575
whoever watches it
572
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:29,713
could get infected by this
573
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:29,713
Fire Flu that burned Washington.
574
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:30,828
Oh, my God.
575
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:33,541
Molly.
576
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,131
(softly):
577
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,131
Okay.
578
00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,958
This is a real
579
00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,958
viral video.
580
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:45,628
Has to be
581
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:45,628
Dreyfuss.
582
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,455
It does indeed.
583
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,248
But hunting Dreyfuss now
584
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,248
would be a costly
585
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,248
distraction.
586
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,285
This curse is
587
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,285
out.
588
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,581
And we must contain it.
589
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,785
(phone line ringing)
590
00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,921
Hello?
591
00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:01,376
Jenny, put Molly on,
592
00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:01,376
right now.
593
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,625
Hey, your mom wants to talk.
594
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:04,705
Hello?
595
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:06,998
Honey...
596
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,580
did you watch any videos
597
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,580
posted by Logan MacDonald?
598
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,253
Uh, Mom, no, why?
599
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,250
Did you?
600
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,040
Uh, no, why?
601
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,671
Jenny and I have been out
602
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,671
hiking, hanging in her trailer.
603
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:19,126
This is seriously
604
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:19,126
the best day
605
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:19,126
ever.
606
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:25,535
Okay.
607
00:16:25,541 --> 00:16:27,001
All right, honey, just, uh...
608
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,210
you can put Jenny back on.
609
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,583
Yeah?
610
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,133
There's a viral video
611
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,665
going around, it's infecting
612
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,665
people with an ancient curse.
613
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,666
Can you just make sure
614
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,666
that Molly's nowhere near
615
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:40,496
phones or computers today?
616
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,420
You got
617
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,420
it,
618
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,420
no
619
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,420
problem.
620
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:43,416
Jenny,
621
00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:45,826
thank you.
622
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:49,753
Okay, so, can we get back to
623
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:49,753
this whole Witness test
624
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:49,753
thing?
625
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:54,210
Yeah, but, actually, it is
626
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:54,210
an ancient Buddhist tradition
627
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,748
used to help acolytes
628
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,670
determine which path to follow.
629
00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,916
Anyone can use it who has
630
00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,916
a question in their heart
631
00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:01,496
they need answered,
632
00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:01,496
not just Witnesses.
633
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,165
So, Buddhists like bananas?
634
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,536
Technically, it's supposed
635
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,536
to be a
636
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,536
persimmon.
637
00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:12,211
A symbol of joy
638
00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:12,211
in the harvest.
639
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,998
Use your
640
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,998
imagination.
641
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,915
Okay,
642
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,915
close
643
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,915
your eyes.
644
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,041
Breathe in through your nose.
645
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,421
(inhales)
646
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:24,666
Out through your mouth.
647
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:25,996
(exhales)
648
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,040
Each one
649
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,040
of
650
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,040
these objects
651
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,541
gives off a distinct vibration.
652
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:34,211
Your mind should be tuned
653
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:34,211
to receive one of them.
654
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,580
You watched it.
655
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:58,633
Didn't you?
656
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,423
He kept
657
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,423
insisting.
658
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,576
I just... I-I wanted him
659
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,576
to shut up, so I hit play.
660
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,043
And now...
661
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,250
Whatever this Fire Flu
662
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,250
is, Jake...
663
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,455
...I'm infected.
664
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,421
I fear the worst, Agent
665
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,421
Thomas.
666
00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:27,286
If this video
667
00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:27,286
truly has gone viral,
668
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:29,211
thousands of lives could
669
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:29,211
hang in the balance.
670
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,628
Well, not even the government
671
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,628
can shut down the Internet.
672
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,245
I have heard great
673
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,245
orators of yore make hay
674
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:39,290
from more dire situations
675
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:39,290
than this, Agent Thomas.
676
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:43,251
Sometimes all the people need
677
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:43,251
are some words of leadership.
678
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,790
People of Washington!
679
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,791
Switch off your mobile devices!
680
00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:49,831
They are
681
00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:49,831
dangerous!
682
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:53,713
Your mobile
683
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:53,713
device
684
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:53,713
is now a weapon!
685
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,378
Switch them off!
686
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:56,375
Now
687
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,710
Could've told you
688
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,710
that wasn't gonna work.
689
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,625
MAN:
690
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,625
Hey, hey. Stop.
691
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,625
(car honks)
692
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,625
Stop!
693
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,625
Stop!
694
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:14,665
You're gonna get
695
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:14,665
yourself killed!
696
00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:16,246
Relax.
697
00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:16,246
(woman groaning)
698
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,380
She's
699
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,380
infected.
700
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,210
(flames burst, woman screams)
701
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,671
We can fix this.
702
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,671
I have to get out of here.
703
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,496
If I don't, I
704
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,496
could
705
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,496
burn this place down,
706
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,830
I could burn you.
707
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,753
We'll figure it out as soon
708
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,753
as Crane and Diana come back.
709
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,000
Yeah, and what
710
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,000
if we can't?
711
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,170
Look, my Tinder date said
712
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,170
that he watched the video
713
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,956
an hour before he got sick.
714
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,498
And I'm at, I'm at...
715
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,750
I'm at 55
716
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,750
minutes.
717
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,290
I won't let you
718
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,290
go
719
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,290
through this alone, okay?
720
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,041
Jake, I'm not your
721
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,041
responsibility, okay?
722
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,631
You are my friend, Alex.
723
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,785
And we're in this
724
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,785
together,
725
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,785
whatever this is.
726
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,785
(yells)
727
00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,291
What are you
728
00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,291
doing?
729
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:49,541
Alex.
730
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,881
Stop!
731
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,881
Wait!
732
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,881
Open the do...
733
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,625
Open it!
734
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,875
Alex! Alex!
735
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,285
Damn it!
736
00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:59,001
Alex, she's infected.
737
00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:59,001
she ran off down the tunnels.
738
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
What is going on?
739
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
She watched the video
740
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
an hour ago.
741
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,170
She is burning
742
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,170
up.
743
00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:05,671
If she's in the tunnels,
744
00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:05,671
she's entered a maze.
745
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:07,956
She could emerge
746
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:07,956
anywhere in the city.
747
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:07,956
(ringtone plays)
748
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,963
Alex, where
749
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,963
the
750
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,963
hell are you?
751
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:14,958
Don't try to come after me.
752
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:17,378
If you want to help,
753
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:17,378
just find a cure.
754
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,455
Alex, we can do that
755
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,455
with you here.
756
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,248
No. Moving, it...
757
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,250
it helps.
758
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,495
GHOSTLY VOICE:
759
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,495
Alex...
760
00:20:30,666 --> 00:20:32,876
If I just follow the voice...
761
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:33,875
What voice?
762
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,245
GHOSTLY VOICE:
763
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,245
I need... you...
764
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,210
Alex?
765
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:39,248
A-Alex!
766
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,670
She's gone.
767
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:41,996
But she's alive.
768
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,670
And as long as she is,
769
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,670
we can find a
770
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,670
cure.
771
00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:46,206
Now, the first
772
00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:46,206
course of action
773
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:48,078
lies here in the Vault,
774
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:48,078
so we will need
775
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,423
your expertise, Master Wells.
776
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,536
The contagion has been
777
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,536
stopped in the past,
778
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,041
it can be stopped again.
779
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,083
Master Wells.
780
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,543
(inhales, exhales)
781
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:02,916
You need to focus.
782
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,576
You
783
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,576
understand?
784
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,003
Yes, sir.
785
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,330
Good man.
786
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,003
DIANA:
787
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,003
Jake.
788
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,630
Just now, on the street,
789
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,630
we saw an infected woman.
790
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:16,165
Her back was glowing, it
791
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:16,165
looked like a
792
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:16,165
triangle,
793
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,206
with
794
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,206
Arabic
795
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,206
writing around it.
796
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,288
(quietly):
797
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,288
Arabic...
798
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,833
Arabic...
799
00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:30,076
I know that symbol.
800
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:33,133
I've seen one just like that
801
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:33,133
in the Histories.
802
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:35,961
JAKE:
803
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:35,961
Where is it?
804
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:38,708
Here.
805
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,578
Very good, Master Wells.
806
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,576
Of course.
807
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:47,543
This is Master Jennings'
808
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:47,543
handwriting.
809
00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:49,041
Okay, we're on
810
00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:49,041
the right trail.
811
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:52,461
It seems Master Jennings
812
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:52,461
had other duties beyond those
813
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:55,038
in his work for the Madisons.
814
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:59,131
He was, in fact,
815
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:59,131
an operative of Agency 355.
816
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,495
He worked in this very vault.
817
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,785
CRANE:
818
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,785
He was not the only one.
819
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,291
There was a team.
820
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:10,211
Samuel Wilson,
821
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:10,211
butcher and patriot,
822
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:14,078
who would go down in history
823
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:14,078
as the legendary "Uncle Sam."
824
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,923
Davy Crockett,
825
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,923
frontiersman, congressman,
826
00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:19,416
and hero
827
00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:19,416
of the Texas Revolution.
828
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:22,496
Master Paul Jennings,
829
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:22,496
White House
830
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:22,496
slave,
831
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,920
and eventually,
832
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,920
a freed abolitionist.
833
00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:28,076
And Sacagawea,
834
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:31,083
Native American guide,
835
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:31,083
and the real powerhouse
836
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,673
behind the famed
837
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,673
Lewis and Clark Expedition.
838
00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:37,376
It seems their exploits
839
00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:37,376
were legion,
840
00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:39,285
and described in this volume.
841
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,171
The truest expression
842
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,171
of Washington's dream...
843
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:44,536
Okay, normally,
844
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:44,536
I'd be right there with you,
845
00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:47,001
geeking out, Mr. Crane,
846
00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:47,001
but how is this gonna help Alex?
847
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,500
Well, it says
848
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,500
here
849
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,500
Master Jennings' experiments
850
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,960
with the cursed Pamphlet
851
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,960
soon revealed
852
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:55,328
that the hex in question was
853
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:55,328
the curse of an Arabian demon
854
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,833
known as a Djinn.
855
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,673
Or as the French
856
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,673
would come to call it,
857
00:22:58,666 --> 00:23:01,036
genie.
858
00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:02,541
Finally a monster I know.
859
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,711
Okay, so we're after
860
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,711
a blue guy that grants wishes
861
00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:05,828
and lives in a lamp?
862
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:07,713
No, a PG version, maybe.
863
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:10,668
Real Djinn are said to be
864
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:10,668
very, very powerful demons
865
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,536
made of smokeless,
866
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,536
scorching fire.
867
00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:13,881
Here.
868
00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:15,955
The curse transmits
869
00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:15,955
the symbol of the Djinn
870
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:17,578
onto the flesh who read it.
871
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,133
They are then compelled
872
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,133
to find the Djinn's lair...
873
00:23:22,041 --> 00:23:26,171
...where it consumes their
874
00:23:22,041 --> 00:23:26,171
life force with his flames.
875
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,916
Alex is on her way to burn and
876
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,916
I could've stopped her just now?
877
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:30,036
No. No you could not.
878
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:33,421
Restraining
879
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:33,421
the
880
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:33,421
cursed is futile.
881
00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:38,076
Jake, had you successfully
882
00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:38,076
held her back...
883
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,543
She would've burst into flames.
884
00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:44,463
You-you said that Jennings
885
00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:44,463
and his crew stopped this thing.
886
00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:45,918
How?
887
00:23:45,916 --> 00:23:48,826
CRANE:
888
00:23:45,916 --> 00:23:48,826
With the city burning,
889
00:23:45,916 --> 00:23:48,826
the Vault team knew
890
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,753
that their only hope
891
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,753
of finding the Djinn
892
00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,080
was for one of its own
893
00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,080
to read the pamphlet
894
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:54,253
and take on its fatal curse.
895
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:10,878
In the end, the task fell
896
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:10,878
to Samuel Wilson,
897
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,825
who took the infection
898
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,825
upon himself,
899
00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:16,043
allowing the others to follow
900
00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:16,043
him to the Djinn's nest.
901
00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:19,041
Once there, Mr. Jennings used
902
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,711
an ancient tome
903
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,711
of weather magiks
904
00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:22,878
to summon a powerful tempest.
905
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:24,625
He flooded
906
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:24,625
the Djinn's lair
907
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,915
and struck it down
908
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,915
with unholy lightning.
909
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:29,536
"The Storm
910
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:29,536
That
911
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:29,536
Saved Washington."
912
00:24:29,541 --> 00:24:31,381
The very same. Here.
913
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,245
The White House
914
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,245
fire of 1814
915
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:35,420
was quelled
916
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:35,420
by a sudden thunderstorm.
917
00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:37,286
A-And Uncle Sam.
918
00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:39,461
Did he survive the infection?
919
00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:44,751
Many people have.
920
00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:44,751
Remember that.
921
00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,076
But...
922
00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:52,043
in this instance, no.
923
00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:53,831
By the time the team arrived,
924
00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:56,043
Wilson had been consumed.
925
00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:58,793
Master Wells.
926
00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:00,421
No. Not...
927
00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:03,881
No, not this time.
928
00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:08,995
No, not today.
929
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,500
Not Alex.
930
00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:19,708
(distorted
931
00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:19,708
voice):
932
00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:19,708
Burn.
933
00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:21,628
You burn...
934
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:29,665
You must burn for me.
935
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:36,833
You must join the eternal flame.
936
00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:58,665
I am ready to burn with you.
937
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:08,711
A good man named August Corbin
938
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:08,711
showed me this ritual.
939
00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:13,673
He wanted to help guide me,
940
00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:13,673
to show me that even when life
941
00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:15,376
feels like it's spinning
942
00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:15,376
out of control,
943
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,375
I can always find a way back.
944
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:21,791
But what if I choose
945
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:21,791
the wrong one?
946
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:25,673
There is no wrong choice.
947
00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:28,376
All of these paths have
948
00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:28,376
value.
949
00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:31,995
Just listen to your heart
950
00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:31,995
and you'll choose true.
951
00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:46,126
What does it
952
00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:46,126
mean?
953
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:48,625
When I did this ceremony,
954
00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:51,745
I picked the crossbow.
955
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:54,080
Chose the destiny
956
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:54,080
of a warrior.
957
00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:57,333
But the bowl means that the path
958
00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:57,333
laid out before you,
959
00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,383
should you choose to walk it,
960
00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:00,785
is that of an oracle.
961
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,251
Someone with insight
962
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,251
into people's minds,
963
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:06,290
someone able to
964
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:06,290
see
965
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:06,290
into people's
966
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:06,290
souls
967
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,831
as easily as looking
968
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,831
into a mirror.
969
00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:16,208
(bowl ringing)
970
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:23,998
Oh.
971
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,420
Pretty.
972
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,420
Be
973
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,420
careful.
974
00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:26,876
I know it doesn't
975
00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:26,876
look like much...
976
00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:28,705
Molly? Molly?
977
00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:46,496
Can you hear me?
978
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
JENNY (echoing):
979
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Molly...
980
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,750
Molly!
981
00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:55,750
Talk to me. Are you okay?
982
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:57,960
I saw something terrible.
983
00:27:57,958 --> 00:27:59,828
It-it was Mr. Crane,
984
00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:03,173
but he was so... he was so old,
985
00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:05,706
and so... and so alone,
986
00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:05,706
and...
987
00:28:08,916 --> 00:28:11,626
As soon as we find Alex,
988
00:28:08,916 --> 00:28:11,626
we hit her with this.
989
00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:13,375
It's a special blend
990
00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:13,375
of acetaminophen
991
00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:14,875
and North African wormwood,
992
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:17,995
courtesy of Jenny's
993
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:17,995
alternative medicine cabinet.
994
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,460
Should cause a rapid drop
995
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,460
in body temperature.
996
00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:21,708
Very good, Agent Thomas.
997
00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:23,248
Master Wells and I
998
00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:24,750
have been busy assembling
999
00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:24,750
the
1000
00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:24,750
necessaries
1001
00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:26,290
to battle the Djinn.
1002
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:29,001
Only problem is we still
1003
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:29,001
don't
1004
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:29,001
know how to find this thing.
1005
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,170
I tried tracing that video
1006
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,170
back to its original IP,
1007
00:28:32,166 --> 00:28:33,786
you know, find the Djinn
1008
00:28:32,166 --> 00:28:33,786
at its source code,
1009
00:28:33,791 --> 00:28:35,831
but whoever hacked Logan
1010
00:28:33,791 --> 00:28:35,831
MacDonald's account
1011
00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:37,793
knows their stuff.
1012
00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:40,041
Which is why I
1013
00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:40,041
must
1014
00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:40,041
take the curse
1015
00:28:40,041 --> 00:28:43,001
upon myself and lead you there.
1016
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,880
Just as Mr. Samuel Wilson did
1017
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,880
many years ago.
1018
00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:48,165
Crane, we can't let you do that.
1019
00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:49,666
I am a Witness,
1020
00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:52,416
a title that has never been
1021
00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:52,416
more apropos.
1022
00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:59,961
I have a responsibility.
1023
00:28:59,958 --> 00:29:03,958
To witness this curse,
1024
00:28:59,958 --> 00:29:03,958
to ward off evil,
1025
00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:07,498
and to ensure that none of
1026
00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:07,498
you
1027
00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:07,498
become casualties
1028
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:10,710
of a supernatural war
1029
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:10,710
you did not choose to fight.
1030
00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:18,246
So.
1031
00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:21,825
I'm sorry, Mr. Crane,
1032
00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:24,173
but... I made my own choice,
1033
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:27,876
and I'm pretty sure
1034
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:27,876
you're not gonna like it.
1035
00:29:30,833 --> 00:29:32,253
You already watched it.
1036
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:33,750
Just 20 minutes ago.
1037
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:37,170
Jake..
1038
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,576
Why would you do that?
1039
00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:40,463
We could've found anyone
1040
00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:40,463
who was infected
1041
00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:42,128
and put a GPS on their ankle.
1042
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:43,535
Every second that we waste,
1043
00:29:43,541 --> 00:29:45,461
Alex moves one step closer
1044
00:29:43,541 --> 00:29:45,461
to those flames,
1045
00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:49,128
and this was the fastest way
1046
00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:49,128
to track her down.
1047
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:52,960
Besides...
1048
00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:57,958
...she would've done
1049
00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:57,958
the same thing for me.
1050
00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,250
CRANE:
1051
00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,250
Samuel Wilson
1052
00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,580
and the Agency of yore
1053
00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:03,583
would be most proud of you,
1054
00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:03,583
Master Wells.
1055
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:05,793
Through your gallantry,
1056
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:05,793
their legacy endures.
1057
00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:07,791
Oh, there's nothing
1058
00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:07,791
gallant about it.
1059
00:30:07,791 --> 00:30:10,291
I'm a germophobe with a
1060
00:30:07,791 --> 00:30:10,291
supernatural virus inside of me.
1061
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:11,631
I'm scared to death.
1062
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:15,746
But I can't let Alex
1063
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:15,746
go through this alone.
1064
00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:16,790
(grunting)
1065
00:30:16,791 --> 00:30:19,331
Jake? Jake?
1066
00:30:16,791 --> 00:30:19,331
Jake?
1067
00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:21,333
Stay with us. Can you hear
1068
00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:21,333
me?
1069
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:23,173
I hear a voice.
1070
00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:24,496
The Djinn summons him.
1071
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:28,753
(gasping)
1072
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,210
I know where Alex is.
1073
00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:42,126
You certain this is the
1074
00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:42,126
place?
1075
00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:43,535
Yeah. I know what I saw.
1076
00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,501
Might be right.
1077
00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,501
I think I saw this place
1078
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,170
on a list
1079
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,170
of Dreyfuss's holdings.
1080
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:51,326
They're gonna turn it
1081
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:51,326
into a server farm.
1082
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:52,583
What farm?
1083
00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:53,883
It's where the Internet happens.
1084
00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:58,495
Big place for the Djinn
1085
00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:58,495
to spread its infection.
1086
00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,080
Hey, if this thing
1087
00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,080
takes control of me,
1088
00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:02,003
you get Alex out,
1089
00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:02,003
no matter
1090
00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:02,003
what.
1091
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,420
We will get both of you out.
1092
00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:05,666
No. See, I don't
1093
00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:05,666
think you heard
1094
00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:05,666
me.
1095
00:31:05,666 --> 00:31:07,246
If something happens
1096
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,290
and I become one
1097
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,290
of
1098
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,290
those infected things,
1099
00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:11,541
I want you to forget about me
1100
00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:11,541
and you do whatever it takes
1101
00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:13,041
to get her to safety,
1102
00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:13,041
okay?
1103
00:31:15,208 --> 00:31:18,378
And, look,
1104
00:31:15,208 --> 00:31:18,378
if I don't make it out...
1105
00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:22,165
my complete wave one Captain
1106
00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:22,165
Beast Smash Force action figures
1107
00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:25,376
collection must stay mint
1108
00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:25,376
in the box forever.
1109
00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:28,325
All right? No kid's dirty little
1110
00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:28,325
paws can ever touch them.
1111
00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:29,503
Understand?
1112
00:31:30,541 --> 00:31:33,131
You have my word.
1113
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:35,376
Then let's do this.
1114
00:31:38,541 --> 00:31:41,381
(people muttering incoherently)
1115
00:31:47,416 --> 00:31:48,536
There's so many of them.
1116
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:53,421
Alex! You in here?
1117
00:31:53,416 --> 00:31:54,916
Alex!
1118
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:56,916
(people groaning, muttering)
1119
00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:05,876
How did a storm
1120
00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:05,876
save the city from that?
1121
00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:13,170
Master Logan lives.
1122
00:32:23,291 --> 00:32:24,581
And Alex!
1123
00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:25,753
Alex!
1124
00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:33,211
Hey, Genie!
1125
00:32:33,208 --> 00:32:34,378
Over here!
1126
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:41,075
We will all burn together
1127
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:41,075
in his flames.
1128
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:42,793
Jake?
1129
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:47,325
(Diana grunts)
1130
00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:50,038
Jake. Ah!
1131
00:32:52,541 --> 00:32:54,791
DIANA:
1132
00:32:52,541 --> 00:32:54,791
Crane!
1133
00:32:54,791 --> 00:32:57,421
Watch out!
1134
00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:09,328
Crane, where are you?
1135
00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:29,825
(grunts)
1136
00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:34,133
Agent Thomas!
1137
00:33:34,125 --> 00:33:37,165
'Tis time to summon
1138
00:33:34,125 --> 00:33:37,165
that lightning!
1139
00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:39,166
Come.
1140
00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:47,538
(echoing):
1141
00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:47,538
You must burn for me.
1142
00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:51,036
You must join...
1143
00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:51,036
Jake.
1144
00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:54,381
...the eternal flame.
1145
00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:56,415
DIANA: Crane,
1146
00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:56,415
I don't have a shot.
1147
00:33:57,875 --> 00:33:59,245
Jake!
1148
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,785
CRANE:
1149
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,785
Agent Thomas!
1150
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:07,711
(screaming)
1151
00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:15,128
DIANA:
1152
00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:15,128
Crane, you with me?
1153
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,995
Jake? Alex?
1154
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,995
Somebody talk to me.
1155
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,880
(people
1156
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,880
muttering)
1157
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:23,995
We good?
1158
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,250
Never better.
1159
00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:38,580
I can't... I can't hear
1160
00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:38,580
his voice in my head anymore.
1161
00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:40,253
You?
1162
00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:41,290
No
1163
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,923
I am so never using
1164
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,923
a dating app again.
1165
00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:54,708
Hey.
1166
00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:54,708
Hey.
1167
00:34:56,583 --> 00:35:00,583
So... you saved me.
1168
00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:04,333
Yeah, well, apparently,
1169
00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:04,333
you saved me,
1170
00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:04,333
too.
1171
00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:09,880
Sure, but... after you saved me.
1172
00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:09,880
(laughs)
1173
00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:12,075
Who's splitting hairs?
1174
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:17,125
Thanks, Jake.
1175
00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:18,625
You really came through for me.
1176
00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:20,285
Did you think I wouldn't?
1177
00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:22,131
No, it's not that I didn't.
1178
00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:25,245
It's just...
1179
00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:25,245
you risked everything for me,
1180
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:28,420
and no one's ever done anything
1181
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:28,420
like that for me before.
1182
00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:32,956
It's... it's okay.
1183
00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:35,788
You'll hit me back, right?
1184
00:35:35,791 --> 00:35:40,331
Yeah. I'll hit you back.
1185
00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:48,325
Sure you're not
1186
00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:48,325
still feeling feverish?
1187
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:50,293
Shut up.
1188
00:35:50,291 --> 00:35:52,081
DIANA: Oh.
1189
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,003
We can come back.
1190
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,500
No, we good.
1191
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,630
Yeah, no, we're all good.
1192
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,500
Where did this come from?
1193
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,000
You'd be amazed what this place
1194
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,000
has in its storage closet.
1195
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,000
Huh.
1196
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,463
Davy Crockett?
1197
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,463
What did I miss?
1198
00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:13,038
Turns out our agency
1199
00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:13,038
has a
1200
00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:13,038
pedigree.
1201
00:36:13,041 --> 00:36:16,331
Paul Jennings,
1202
00:36:13,041 --> 00:36:16,331
Davy Crockett, Sacagawea.
1203
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,543
Every one of them is
1204
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,543
an American hero,
1205
00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:20,961
and they all worked right here
1206
00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:20,961
in this room together.
1207
00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:22,498
ALEX: I always
1208
00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:22,498
thought Daniel Boone
1209
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,130
was the one
1210
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,130
who wore the fur cap.
1211
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:26,375
Ah, technically,
1212
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:26,375
they both did.
1213
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:26,375
Guys, you're missing the
1214
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:26,375
point.
1215
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,875
We are the occupational
1216
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,665
descendent
1217
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,665
of real
1218
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,665
heroes.
1219
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:39,955
You don't seem...
1220
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:39,955
yourself.
1221
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:41,628
No, I'm fine, fine.
1222
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:48,880
If I'm honest, Agent
1223
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:48,880
Thomas...
1224
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,380
...a heavy burden
1225
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,380
weighs upon
1226
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,380
me.
1227
00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:07,036
"This letter of
1228
00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:07,036
Mark and Reprisal
1229
00:37:07,041 --> 00:37:10,041
"empowers me as First President
1230
00:37:07,041 --> 00:37:10,041
of the United States
1231
00:37:10,041 --> 00:37:13,711
to appoint Captain Ichabod Crane
1232
00:37:10,041 --> 00:37:13,711
Commanding Officer to..."
1233
00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:20,580
George Washington put you
1234
00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:20,580
in charge of this agency?
1235
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:23,043
Look at them.
1236
00:37:24,083 --> 00:37:26,213
Oh, yeah, for sure.
1237
00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:29,788
They are true of
1238
00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:29,788
heart.
1239
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:31,881
They fought bravely today.
1240
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,535
What of tomorrow's
1241
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,535
battles?
1242
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:36,631
Or the next?
1243
00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:38,075
JAKE:
1244
00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:38,075
...but that's just me.
1245
00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:41,503
What if my war on evil...
1246
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,790
leads one of them
1247
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,790
to an early
1248
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,790
grave?
1249
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:48,250
That's just leadership,
1250
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:48,250
Crane.
1251
00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:54,130
Perhaps.
1252
00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:57,535
Those decisions should
1253
00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:57,535
wait for another day.
1254
00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:03,078
Compatriots.
1255
00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:06,498
Heroes all.
1256
00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:12,131
Might I suggest
1257
00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:12,131
we gather for a moment,
1258
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:15,415
and celebrate today's victory
1259
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:15,415
in the great tradition
1260
00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:18,576
of 355 agents of yore...
1261
00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:22,383
with a commemorative... selfie!
1262
00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:25,205
Are we smiling?
1263
00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:25,205
I never smile.
1264
00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:27,958
I'm smiling.
1265
00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:27,958
Say "prunes."
1266
00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:29,628
Who says prunes?
1267
00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:29,628
Uh, back in the day,
1268
00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:32,125
people did say "prunes"
1269
00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:32,125
instead of "cheese."
1270
00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:34,075
Yeah, puckered lips were
1271
00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:34,075
really cool back then.
1272
00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,293
I miss normal people.
1273
00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:37,461
Prunes!
1274
00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:37,461
Prunes!
1275
00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:43,326
That's good.
1276
00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:43,326
(all laugh)
1277
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,503
It's blurry.
1278
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,503
You're blurry.
1279
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,500
(Diana laughs)
1280
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,460
Thank you so much for
1281
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,460
looking after Molly.
1282
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,460
Yeah, of course.
1283
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:52,248
How was
1284
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:52,248
it?
1285
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:52,248
It was great...
1286
00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:54,920
(chuckles)
1287
00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:54,920
...but, uh, we were...
1288
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:58,916
doing a meditation and she
1289
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:58,916
saw something that scared her.
1290
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:03,076
A vision, and
1291
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:03,076
Crane was in it,
1292
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,583
but he wasn't himself.
1293
00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:06,503
He was old,
1294
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:09,080
and tired and very, very afraid.
1295
00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:10,383
What does it
1296
00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:10,383
mean?
1297
00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:15,376
I think... something's
1298
00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:15,376
coming.
1299
00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:17,785
Not something, Miss Jenny.
1300
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:20,211
Someone.
1301
00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:22,628
That server
1302
00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:22,628
farm--
1303
00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:26,035
it's owned by a subsidiary
1304
00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:26,035
of Dreyfuss Enterprises.
1305
00:39:26,041 --> 00:39:27,711
We know he summoned
1306
00:39:26,041 --> 00:39:27,711
this creature
1307
00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:30,418
and ravaged our noble city
1308
00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:30,418
with its pestilence.
1309
00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:34,205
The only question
1310
00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:34,205
remaining...
1311
00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:37,168
is why?
1312
00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:43,581
Stars.
1313
00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:46,996
Stars are so passé,
1314
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,710
don't you think?
1315
00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:53,498
I much prefer the
1316
00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:53,498
Ansa.
1317
00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:01,915
Did you know the Hindus
1318
00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:01,915
used the Ansa
1319
00:40:01,916 --> 00:40:04,916
to symbolize life after
1320
00:40:01,916 --> 00:40:04,916
death?
1321
00:40:04,916 --> 00:40:07,916
Very nice, Malcolm.
1322
00:40:07,916 --> 00:40:09,246
On the downside,
1323
00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:12,080
your outbreak
1324
00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:12,080
has been contained.
1325
00:40:12,083 --> 00:40:14,083
The security footage
1326
00:40:12,083 --> 00:40:14,083
at the server farm
1327
00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:17,043
shows Ichabod Crane and his team
1328
00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:17,043
managing to infiltrate...
1329
00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:19,211
Whoa. Team?
1330
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,578
Is that really
1331
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,578
what you'd
1332
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,578
call
1333
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:24,213
that merry
1334
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:24,213
band
1335
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:24,213
of degenerates, Jobe?
1336
00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:27,578
I have witnessed
1337
00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:27,578
the future in motion,
1338
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:29,923
and there is nothing
1339
00:40:29,916 --> 00:40:32,916
that Crane and his so-called...
1340
00:40:32,916 --> 00:40:35,626
uh, sorry, what was it again?
1341
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:38,125
Team.
1342
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:38,125
...team can do
1343
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:40,785
to stop this future
1344
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:40,785
from unfolding,
1345
00:40:40,791 --> 00:40:43,631
now that I am assembling
1346
00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:45,955
a team...
1347
00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:48,208
of my own.
1348
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:50,418
I'm afraid you're
1349
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:50,418
right, Jobe.
1350
00:40:50,416 --> 00:40:51,826
Crane--
1351
00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:54,543
he did manage
1352
00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:54,543
to stop the outbreak,
1353
00:40:54,541 --> 00:40:56,381
but not before I got
1354
00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:59,455
everything I needed from it.
1355
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:00,918
(footsteps approaching)
1356
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:06,421
A hero's welcome
1357
00:41:06,416 --> 00:41:08,206
to the man of the hour!
1358
00:41:08,208 --> 00:41:09,788
(laughs)
1359
00:41:09,791 --> 00:41:12,921
Yes, our very own...
1360
00:41:12,916 --> 00:41:14,956
patient zero.
1361
00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:16,708
(laughs)
1362
00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:21,211
He who sent the Picagram
1363
00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,828
heard 'round the world.
1364
00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:26,003
Every second I feel stronger,
1365
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,500
like I'm leaving my body
1366
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,500
and becoming something more.
1367
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,000
So much more, Logan.
1368
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,460
Are the others
1369
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,460
here yet?
1370
00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:34,998
Patience, patience,
1371
00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:34,998
my overzealous millennial.
1372
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,420
(laughs)
1373
00:41:36,416 --> 00:41:40,166
We're still waiting for a few
1374
00:41:36,416 --> 00:41:40,166
more of your brethren to rise.
1375
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,706
America...
1376
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:45,078
wasn't built in a day.
1377
00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:48,003
She won't be brought
1378
00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:48,003
to her knees in one day, either.
1379
00:42:43,541 --> 00:42:45,381
Captioned by
1380
00:42:43,541 --> 00:42:45,381
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