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- I want to know who killed Bunny.
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- Tell me about the case.
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Bloody Mabel Mora.
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We'll uncover the roots
of her violent past,
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not only as victim and witness,
but also as a perpetrator.
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- Whatever you think you know about me,
it's not the full story.
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- Girl, your crime is showing.
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- "Get out of the building now."
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- Whose number is this?
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It was you, right? Who texted us
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to get out of the building last night?
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- It most definitely was not me.
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- I knew it was you.
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I think I know how people
are getting into your apartment.
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So, the killer stabs Bunny,
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and then leaves through the hole
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in the bottom of my closet.
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And, during the escape,
drops the matchbook.
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- Bunny met with someone here.
Someone who pissed her off.
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What did they just pick up?
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- Nothing. That's where
we keep the matchbooks.
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- My DNA came back.
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Half was clearly Mom,
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but the other half was all Greek.
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- Greek? No, that can't...
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- Jimmy? Hi.
- Hey. You Cinda?
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- I'm Poppy, Cinda's assistant.
We spoke on the phone.
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Oh. A gentleman.
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- Manners are super important to me.
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- Great. Uh, well, Cinda's just this way.
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You're gonna love her. She's the best.
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She was so excited about
your story about Mabel.
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Uh, not that happened
to you is exciting. It...
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it's... terrible.
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- Every time I wanna give
someone the double bird,
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I'm reminded of what Mabel did to me.
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I was just a kid. You know?
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Can't even use chopsticks. Fuck!
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- It's really brave of you
to tell your story.
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- You ever been with
a nine-fingered man before?
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- Well, I'm glad that Mabel
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did not chop off your sense of humor.
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Okay, so it's just this way.
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Cinda? This is Jimmy Russo.
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Mr. Russo! What a pleasure to meet you.
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- Pleasure's all mine.
Thank you for having me.
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- Thank you for coming out. I promise
this will be completely painless.
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If you want to have a seat...
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Ever since I was a little girl,
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I wanted to be great at something.
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But it takes time.
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It takes practice and experience
and paying your dues.
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But most of all, it takes a great mentor.
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- Poppy, you're letting
all the loud air in.
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Um, let me hear your side of the story.
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Tell me what you know about Mabel Mora.
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From Cinda Canning Productions,
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this is White Noise.
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I'm your host, Poppy White.
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Our theme this week,
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the stories we tell ourselves.
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What are the little fictions
that ferry us through life?
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- Hey.
- Oh, yum.
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- Breakfast.
- Hey, smile.
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- Why? What?
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- Nothing. Just a good photo.
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I've been feeling very inspired lately.
You inspire me.
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- Oh, yeah? Well, what are you working on?
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- It's a surprise.
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Um...
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This looks really delicious. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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They're empalmes.
- Empalmes.
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- My dad and I used to cook them.
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- Oh.
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- He always used to say to me,
"The perfect egg should never run.
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It should walk."
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He said,
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"It shouldn't be in a hurry, Mabel.
It's an egg. Where's it going?"
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- That's so cute.
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You never really mention your dad.
What's his deal?
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- Oh...
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What have I told you?
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- Pretty much nothing.
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- I kind of like that.
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Everyone's just so obsessed with my past.
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Maybe that's why I love being with you.
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You're just new.
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And you've made me feel new.
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We tell ourselves we can start over.
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People who play with phone cords
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are either teenagers or deeply uneasy.
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Do I make you feel
like a hormonal teenager?
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No. You're uneasy.
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- It's just...
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should we be doing this?
We are broken up, after all.
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- What? We never broke up.
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- Well, I guess I just assumed.
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- Why? Because I tried to kill you?
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How many times are you gonna
make me apologize for that?
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You're all I have, Charles.
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Are you really gonna leave me in here,
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all locked up, and not in a sexy way?
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I still love you.
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Is that crazy?
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- I mean...
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it's a little crazy.
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But...
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We tell ourselves,
this time, it will be different.
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- So, apparently, my, uh, son is Greek,
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which means that
I must be Greek, not Irish.
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Surprise!
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And of course, it makes,
you know, complete sense
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when you think about the Greeks.
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Founders of Western theater,
father of the public bathhouse.
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Sound like anyone you just met?
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We tell ourselves
it can't possibly be true.
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- Am I nervous that my son isn't my son?
Not at all.
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In fact, the only thing I am nervous about
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is producing enough spit for this test
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because my mouth is so dry right now.
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Anyone else have a dry mouth?!
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- Oliver Putnam?
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- Here.
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But even the most convincing
fictions have their faults.
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The truth always has a way of--
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Yes... Yes.
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- He was close.
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He was so goddamn close.
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What do you think?
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Is this your old nemesis, Uncle B?
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- Has the Strangler of Slidell returned?
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- I thought he was gone, but...
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I want soup!
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Nothing makes sense. My mind is not...
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- It's not you, Uncle B.
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It's the world that's lost its mind.
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- Soup!
- And cut!
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Winner, winner, you deserve dinner!
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- Fantastic.
- That was the one.
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Naomi, amazing.
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Charles, I think you are wrapped.
- You're a great director.
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Thank you.
- Thank you. Time for stunts!
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- Look who's still got it.
- Oh, Joy.
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- Yes.
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Somebody say "stunts"?
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Bam! Pataki in the house!
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- I think I can roll
a wheelchair across a room.
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- Charles, I'm your double.
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It is my job, nay, my purpose,
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to do what you physically cannot do.
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What you emotionally cannot do.
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- I really think I could roll a--
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- Shh... You sweet,
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soft child of a man.
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Sazz is here!
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Put it on my shoulders.
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I can handle it. Joy!
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Drool me up. This Ferrari
needs her premium gas.
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- That was so cool!
- You thought it was cool? Cool.
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- Uh, Oliver and Mabel are here.
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Oliver is making a PA get him food.
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- What? Thank you, Jeremy. Jacob!
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- No, it's John.
- John. Shit.
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That has to be the killer
with Bunny, right?
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- Hey, what's that they just grabbed?
- Matchbook.
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- Matchbook. Maybe this one.
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Is that a fingerprint?
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This is the first piece of evidence
that points to someone who isn't us.
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But what are we supposed to do
with DNA and partial fingerprints?
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- Could ask the cops for help.
We do have a friend in the force.
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- It's true. Detective Williams texted us
on the roof that night.
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I still have the number.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I don't think I need to explain why,
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but I should do the texting for the group.
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- Sorry to interrupt. Charles,
I just gotta grab that wig from you.
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- We'll do it in private--
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- I don't know why they
make you wear this.
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You have got a great head of hair already.
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- Everybody,
this is Joy, world-class liar.
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- Hey!
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- Also, she's the best, uh,
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hair and makeup person in the city,
and, uh, she was on the original Brazzos.
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- He dragged me out of retirement.
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My tropical fish are probably really happy
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to have some alone time.
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We did it once.
Those were different times.
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Different time.
Yeah.
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- Oh, Charles. I keep forgetting.
Here's the hand cream I was talking about.
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It's CBD, so it doesn't get you
stoned or anything, although...
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it does get you a little stoned!
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Anyway, nice to meet you all.
Charlie, you were great today.
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- Thank you.
- No, really.
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- Uh, Charlie,
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who's the gentlewoman?
- It's not like that.
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- Why isn't it like that, Brazzos?
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- Because she's not my type.
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- What, emotionally stable?
- Age-appropriate?
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- Not incarcerated?
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- Okay, so actually, she's great,
but I'm just not... available.
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Emotionally. You know, I'm single,
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but I'm just not ready to jump
into something. There you go.
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- It's true. Y-you should have
a hoe phase first.
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- Bet.
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- You two are banned from interacting.
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- Oh, is that me?
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I'm waiting on DNA results
that will ruin my life.
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- No. It's Detective Williams.
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She agreed to run prints on the matchbook.
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She says that we can meet up
later today to get it from us.
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- Ooh, good... Yeah.
- Excellent! She is really the best.
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- "Don't tell anyone else about this.
I'm the only person on the NYPD
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who thinks you're too stupid
to have pulled off this murder."
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- A bit rude, but noted.
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- I have got to go catch my train
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because someone won't buy me a car.
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I'm kidding. I'm serious tho-- Ooh!
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Are you a real cop or an actor?
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- Real cop.
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- You look like an actor.
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Bye.
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- Detective Kreps wants to see you three
at Bunny Folger's apartment.
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He found something.
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- Well, okay then.
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Just get one,
one mic for some room tone.
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- Whoa.
- What's that?
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- What is she doing here?
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- Alright.
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Good. You're all here.
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I'm glad you could all make it.
I appreciate it.
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Now that everybody's here,
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I want you to know, you need to stop
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fucking podcasting right now!
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Okay, thanks to you,
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we're getting more anonymous tips
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than a Penn Station glory hole.
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- Okay, I'm sorry. Are we here
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because you found something
in Bunny's apartment
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you wanted to show us,
or are we just here to--
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- To be yelled at!
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Okay, this was supposed to be
a career-making case for me.
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Alright, but you amateurs
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got things so twisted up
that I'm getting calls
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from citizens asking me
to look into a bird?
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A fucking bird?
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The "Parrot Theory"
is what they're calling it.
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This needs to stop right now.
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- Detective, do not lump me in with them.
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I can actually help you, if you'll let me.
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- Oh, really? The great Cinda Canning
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is going to come waltzing in
to save another case, huh?
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- You should be grateful
given your reputation, Detective Kreps.
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Speaking of reputations,
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you'll want to listen to our next episode.
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Interesting story from one...
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Jimmy Russo.
- Jimmy Russo.
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Have you interviewed him yet?
He's an old coworker of Mabel's
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from her days at Long John Silver's.
- Long John Silver's.
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- Are you done interrupting me?
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- Oh. Sorry. Just trying to be helpful.
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- Oh. Where was that help
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when I mispronounced "Chickashaw,"
Oklahoma, for an entire podcast?
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- It's, uh, it's "Chickashay."
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- Who is Jimmy Russo?
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- He's nobody. He's a liar,
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and he's completely irrelevant
to this case.
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- I would argue that he's very relevant.
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Jimmy Russo shows that you have
a tendency to snap.
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Jimmy's the start of a pattern
that led to Bunny,
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and who knows what you'll do next.
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And to our audience,
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there is nothing more tantalizing
than an unhinged, murderous beauty.
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- So that's it? You'd rather
tell a story that's tantalizing
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than the story that's the truth.
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- You see, we would never do that!
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I mean, we have, but we try not to.
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- No, I tell the truth,
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and the truth is that people
don't wanna spend their commutes
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hearing about run-of-the-mill tragedies.
That's why they listen to me
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because for 52 minutes a week,
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I can scare and surprise
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and, yes, arouse them.
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They trust me to spin a yarn
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from a pretty knitter in Manhattan
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all the way to a missing farm girl
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in "Chickashay."
Shaw. Shay. Shit.
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Now, if you will excuse me,
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I have to finish mixing...
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a pretty damning podcast.
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No, listen to me.
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No more dropping episodes.
You understand me?
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- Please. The only thing
I'll be dropping is the hammer of justice.
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Poppy! Get the stuff.
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And remember that line!
I like the thing about the hammer.
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- Wow, th-that was something, wasn't it?
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Hm.
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- Hey, where's Detective Williams?
I figured she'd be here, too.
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- Oh, she's in Denver.
She's on maternity leave.
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Excuse me. I-I gotta go take a leak.
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- Williams is in Denver?
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- On maternity leave?
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- Then how was she gonna
meet us here later
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to pick up the evidence?
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- Unless...
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we've been texting with someone else.
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- Hey. Are you okay?
- Yes. Wh-what do you mean?
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- Just the way Cinda treats you.
It was really rude,
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especially since you're the one
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who knows the stuff.
- I'm fine.
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And I don't respond to flattery.
I find it dishonest.
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I mean...
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Can Cinda be difficult?
Does she have a temper?
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Toss the odd stapler from time to time?
Of course.
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Pick the stapler up off the ground
and toss it again
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until it hits you in the face?
Show me a genius who doesn't
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toss the odd stapler and then pick it
up again and then toss it again.
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But it's called paying your dues.
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I'm waiting for my break.
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- You're not going to get
that break unless you speak up.
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Make it happen.
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Act like a producer, not an assistant.
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And you should start with Jimmy Russo.
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He's full of shit.
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You would be helping Cinda out
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by keeping that interview off the air.
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And you might earn her respect
in the process, too.
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- Cinda does respect me.
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Here, girl!
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- It's an inside joke.
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Okay, let's not jump to conclusions.
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Just ask Detective Williams where she
wants to meet up and see what she says.
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Mm!
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- "Can't meet up now, too risky.
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Hide evidence in spot in Morningside Park.
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I'll grab it later"?
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- So she can't meet us face-to-face,
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but she can meet us in Morningside Park
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later from Denver?
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- The killer.
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We're texting with the killer!
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Ah!
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- That's my phone.
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- Oh. Sorry...
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How did this happen?
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- We assumed it was Williams
who texted us.
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Well, what do we do now?
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I'll tell you what we do now.
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We agree to their terms.
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Season seven, episode 21.
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"The Fake Evidence."
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We tell them we'll put the matchbook
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inside a Stop & Shop bag in a trashcan
outside Morningside Park.
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And then, twist!
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The evidence is fake!
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00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,608
- Uh, saw that twist coming.
- It was in the episode name.
355
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,316
- Instead...
356
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it's a paint bomb.
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- Okay, that I didn't expect.
- Yeah!
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Boom! The bomb goes off,
marking our targets.
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We rush in, make a citizen's arrest!
360
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,122
Now, we don't have a paint bomb,
so we can maybe--
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- Glitter!
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- Did you say "glitter"?
- Yeah.
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If my years in regional theater
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and wild orgies have taught me anything,
365
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it's that there is
no getting rid of glitter.
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God, I'm clever.
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00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,117
Okay.
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Everything's in place.
- Okay.
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00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,754
- Now what?
370
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,602
- Only Murderers in the Building
is brought to you by Pink Ladle.
371
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- Nice.
- So good. Oh my gosh.
374
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,983
- Alright, we can slot
that into the final mix,
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00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,862
and we're ready to publish.
376
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:15,739
Sorry, what is this in my calendar?
"Meeting to set performance review"?
377
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,698
- Yeah, that's for me. Um...
378
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I-- My performance. I was just
thinking that maybe you could
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review it, and then, um,
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if you find it adequate,
that you might, uh,
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consider promotion. A promotion.
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00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:31,921
- Hm.
383
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,893
- Luís, what did you think
of that Jimmy Russo interview?
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00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,597
- Shit was unreal.
385
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:44,308
- You know, Poppy found that guy.
386
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,849
- Fuck, yeah.
387
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,984
- Okay, well, I don't normally
consider promotions
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00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,282
until year five, but, uh...
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00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,736
Yeah. Let me have a think on it.
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00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,572
- Fuck yeah.
391
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,962
- Why is this taking so long?
392
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,956
When we did this on Brazzos,
it was always the third guy.
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00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,552
- This reminds me of the time
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00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:15,006
when I did Waiting For Lefty
at the Roundabout.
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00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,549
You know, my little Will was there,
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waiting for Lefty every night.
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00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,637
He was 6 or 7,
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00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:26,519
too young to appreciate the radical
leftist propaganda of Clifford Odets.
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00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:29,984
The red-baiting, union-busting.
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00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,230
But at the end,
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00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,231
when we would get
the whole audience involved,
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Willie loved to lead the shouts of,
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00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,946
"Strike. Strike. Strike."
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00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,828
Like a...
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00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,366
cute little lefty communist.
406
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,252
- It's okay, Oliver.
- I know. I'm fine.
407
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,249
- Everything's gonna be okay,
right, Charles?
408
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,131
- Sure, buddy.
That DNA test is gonna be fine.
409
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,588
Probably be fine.
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00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,795
Could be bad.
411
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,431
- Oh, thank God.
412
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,388
- Oh, thank God.
- Oh.
413
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,968
Such supportive friends.
414
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,103
- Fuck! She dropped it.
415
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,731
Today on Only Murderers in the Building...
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There we were,
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00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,150
in the kitchen at the Long John Silver's,
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00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,282
when Mabel,
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00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,948
she just snapped,
chopped off my finger,
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00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,238
chopped it clean off. Like...
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00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,371
Bam!
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00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:25,908
Gone.
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00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,041
And then she deep fried it.
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00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,618
She served it up like it was nothing.
Like it was a hush puppy.
425
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,214
Like it wasn't even my finger.
426
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,499
- You lying piece of shit!
427
00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:38,133
How would you characterize her
in your own words?
428
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,761
Who? Bloody Mabel?
429
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,678
She's a bloody monster.
430
00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:42,887
Stay tuned as we...
431
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,966
- Jimmy was this handsy creep,
432
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,472
and the first time I pushed back, he trips
433
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,484
and gets his grubby little paw
caught in the meat slicer.
434
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,597
I'm Cinda Canning.
435
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:55,024
Only Murderers in the Building
is brought to you--
436
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:58,693
- Okay, let's listen to something else.
Music, anyone? I could go for some music.
437
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,952
Jesus, Charles. Who's in Hopestill?
438
00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,947
Besides all the eligible bachelorettes
439
00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:06,489
of the Hopestill
Women's Correctional Facility?
440
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,163
Okay, I got, uh,
441
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,751
Kingston Trio and Brothers Four.
Could listen to that.
442
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,288
- Charles, please tell me
you're not in contact with Jan.
443
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,300
- I'm not in contact with Jan.
444
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:19,877
- What is wrong with you?
445
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:24,217
- Ooh, the betrayal. Look at him!
446
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,429
So caught.
447
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:30,350
Probably asking himself
if there's time to concoct a lie.
448
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,060
But, at the same time,
449
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:35,190
lacking the mental dexterity,
at his late age,
450
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,319
to wrestle one into comprehension.
451
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,780
- Okay. I have been talking to Jan,
452
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:43,567
but it was for the case.
Initially.
453
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:45,032
- Initially?
454
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,372
- I think we're just dating now?
455
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,746
Well, she says we never broke up!
456
00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:53,115
- She tried to poison you and kill
the entire building. It's implied.
457
00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:54,673
- Thank you! That's what I said!
458
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,206
- Then why didn't you end it?
459
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,880
- Because ... I-I...
460
00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:00,299
I don't know how.
461
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,007
I'm non-confrontational.
I've never broken up with anyone.
462
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:07,386
I usually spend one year
getting into a relationship,
463
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,557
one year enjoying it,
464
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,555
and four years trying to get out.
465
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:14,098
I mean, I'm 75 years old,
466
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,612
and I thought I was in the clear.
467
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:21,317
I mean, I know I have to
break up with her, but, you know,
468
00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:24,028
Jan is... scary
469
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:27,569
and sexy?
470
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,794
And that makes it difficult to do.
471
00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:33,411
I guess my father is at fault?
472
00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:37,673
He abandoned us, and now I can't
bring myself to leave anybody.
473
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:40,964
- She killed my friend.
474
00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:43,473
- I know. I know that.
475
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,591
- Jeez, Charles,
476
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,392
you need to get your shit straight.
- Mabel, don't...
477
00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:48,970
- Fuck!
478
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,390
Hey!
479
00:23:58,355 --> 00:23:59,935
- Wha...
480
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,730
- Jeez, Oliver, what was that?
481
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,033
- I call it the Mariah.
482
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,856
It's a-a pound of glitter,
a jar of rubber cement,
483
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:08,033
and-and just a nugget of C-4.
484
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,738
- Well, cool.
485
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,741
There goes our best chance at
catching him and clearing our names.
486
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:15,874
- Generating podcast content
that's worth a damn.
487
00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:19,173
All foiled because of this pussy willow
blowing in the wind.
488
00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:21,168
- See you guys later.
489
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,750
- Mabel, I'm sorry.
490
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:23,884
I should have--
491
00:24:23,881 --> 00:24:25,721
- I just feel like walking!
492
00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:27,376
I need some space.
493
00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:33,182
- She's fine. This happens
every third or fourth episode.
494
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:36,062
But you do have to end it with Jan!
- I know.
495
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,559
It's just gonna be hard and unpleasant.
496
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,606
Maybe I don't have to.
497
00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,819
- But you do. We just went over it.
- No.
498
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,819
- Maybe I don't have to.
499
00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:52,334
- Are you good to drive?
500
00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:59,922
Okay, I'm heading out. Any messages?
501
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:02,497
- People are loving the episode.
502
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,803
- Mm.
- Jimmy's a hit.
503
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:07,756
Good job, Poppy!
504
00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:09,888
- Oh, Stanley's turning three tomorrow.
505
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:12,175
Can you write me a card?
He can't read. He won't know.
506
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,180
- I-I was wondering,
did you have a chance to, um...
507
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,193
Uh, what we talked about earlier?
- Earlier?
508
00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:20,765
Oh, earlier,
509
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:22,941
when you asked for a promotion
in front of Luís
510
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:25,400
and made everyone really uncomfortable.
511
00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,445
- Oh... What?
512
00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:31,816
- You put me on the spot.
What am I supposed to say?
513
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:34,163
"No, you're never going to be promoted"?
514
00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:35,949
That would have been awkward.
515
00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:38,833
You are a rock star assistant, Poppy.
516
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:42,170
The way you pluck
every last piece of cilantro
517
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,207
out of my buffalo chicken bowl.
518
00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:45,751
You're like a surgeon.
519
00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:48,422
Thank you.
520
00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:51,296
- When I was an intern at the Post,
521
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:54,101
Kay Graham gave me
a great piece of advice.
522
00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:57,596
She said, "Don't be too good
at a job you don't want."
523
00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:00,768
And she was a real cunt.
524
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,368
- Hello again, Charles-Haden S...
525
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:17,697
...Sazz.
526
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,456
- Bear with me here, babe.
I'm almost off-book.
527
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,209
Charles just sent these pages.
528
00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:29,007
- What is that?
529
00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:30,376
Are those lines?
530
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:32,632
- Roll sound, camera...
531
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,008
Action. Jan...
532
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,219
we need to talk.
533
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,481
It gives me no pleasure
to say this, but...
534
00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:43,185
I think we should see other people.
535
00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:46,396
- Is he... A-are you...
536
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,284
He's breaking up with me with you?
537
00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:52,357
This is ridiculous. Where's Charles?
538
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:55,452
- I'm told it's customary to say,
539
00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:57,659
"It's not you.
540
00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,579
It's me."
541
00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:02,498
But, come on, let's face it.
It's, like, 80-20 you.
542
00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:04,827
- I'm hanging up.
- Jan.
543
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,633
I don't love you anymore.
544
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:10,299
I'm sorry. I suggested
as much as the other day,
545
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:11,467
but I was afraid.
546
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,090
I was afraid of you.
547
00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:16,262
I was afraid of being alone.
548
00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:19,007
But I'm not afraid anymore.
549
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:22,641
Well, I am still afraid of you.
550
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:25,904
But I'm not afraid of being alone.
551
00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:29,900
And... I don't want to hurt you.
552
00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:32,816
But this is goodbye.
553
00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:38,737
I'll never forget all that you taught me.
554
00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:42,540
The anatomy of your bassoon.
555
00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:45,372
The long joint.
556
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,170
The butt joint.
557
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:49,628
The crook.
558
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,630
Gets pretty porny.
559
00:27:55,634 --> 00:27:56,894
Doing anything for you?
560
00:27:57,845 --> 00:28:00,345
- Oh, yeah.
- Well, then I'll continue.
561
00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:03,734
- Hello?
562
00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:06,936
Alice?
563
00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:08,357
...these are ready.
564
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,185
Apparently, the yolk is supposed to...
565
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,320
"walk not run," whatever that means.
566
00:28:12,317 --> 00:28:14,237
- Sorry, I'm getting into character.
What did you say?
567
00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:15,896
- What the fuck?
568
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:18,738
- Hey.
- Hey.
569
00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:21,826
Hey.
570
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:25,213
Oh my effing G, is that her?
571
00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:41,353
Let's just try that again.
572
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:43,811
Okay, the way you just said "14,"
573
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:46,807
I want you to say "savage" like that.
Like...
574
00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:49,400
Like it's your last breath.
Okay, try that.
575
00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:51,855
Okay.
576
00:28:53,025 --> 00:28:54,065
- Alice.
577
00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:56,613
- Mabel? What are you doing here?
578
00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,159
What am I...
579
00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:01,990
This is my apartment.
580
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:05,002
- I'm sorry. You weren't meant
to see it like this. Not yet.
581
00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:06,535
Let me explain. Um...
582
00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:08,961
I was just trying to help.
You know, I was looking
583
00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:10,497
at your trauma through a fine-art lens.
584
00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:13,131
I was going for something
more photo-realistic...
585
00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:17,592
Mabel? Mabel? Are you okay?
586
00:29:17,591 --> 00:29:19,591
Mabel? Let me explain!
587
00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:22,177
Mabel!
588
00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:38,065
- Okay, so they said
DNA results in 36 hours,
589
00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:39,400
and here I am, refreshing my inbox.
590
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:41,114
I got nothing.
591
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,624
I'm a mess, Charles.
592
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:44,276
All I want is a soothing bowl of tzatziki,
593
00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:47,084
but Greek food is triggering
for me right now.
594
00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:49,959
What if I lose my son
and my dips in a single day?
595
00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:56,625
- Yes. You can stay here
until your email comes.
596
00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:58,220
- Thank you.
597
00:29:58,215 --> 00:30:00,045
- And while we wait,
598
00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:02,010
maybe I can introduce you
to the wide world
599
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:04,010
of South American salsas.
600
00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:06,055
Huh?
601
00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:07,596
- Ecch...
602
00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:15,646
- Hello?
- Hi. It's Poppy.
603
00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:17,649
Poppy White? I wanted to apologize--
604
00:30:17,651 --> 00:30:19,361
- Hey, right now's not a good time.
605
00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:21,201
Actually, it's the worst fucking time.
606
00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:24,196
- I didn't stand up to her, um,
but you have to understand
607
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,659
Cinda is like a monster and a goddess.
608
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:28,540
It's, um, it's hard to explain.
609
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,657
- I have to go, okay?
- Oh, wait! Um...
610
00:30:30,664 --> 00:30:32,334
She didn't finish college.
611
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:34,838
- Who? Cinda?
612
00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:36,955
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure
she dropped out, and, um,
613
00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:37,962
and her teeth aren't real.
614
00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:41,223
- What are you talking about?!
- Cinda is a liar,
615
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:43,716
and-and it goes way deeper
than dental implants.
616
00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:47,599
I mean, you were right.
She will do anything to tell a good story.
617
00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:49,768
Trust me, you learn a lot about a woman
618
00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:51,476
when you manage her calendar.
619
00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:53,476
And she's got her sights on you now, so...
620
00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:58,071
if you and those old men need
my help, please, let me know.
621
00:30:58,066 --> 00:30:59,566
I know where all the bodies are buried.
622
00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,988
And there are lots of bodies.
623
00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:05,321
Uh, so to speak. Okay...
624
00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:10,327
Hello?
625
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,536
Mabel?
626
00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,706
- And they just put the mango
right in there?
627
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,338
- Comes like that.
- It's ingenious.
628
00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:18,836
Mm!
629
00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:23,091
- What do you need? A hug?
630
00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:24,591
Personally, I don't like hugs, but...
631
00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:29,639
- Oh. It's just Will.
- Hm.
632
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,390
- Look at that. My-my son sent me a video.
633
00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:38,113
Yo! Bloody Mabel sighting number two!
She just stabbed some dude!
634
00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:50,791
- I'll take that hug now.
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