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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:10,096 [Max] This is my boss, Jonathan hart, 2 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:12,005 a self-made millionaire. 3 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:14,274 He's quite a guy. 4 00:00:17,495 --> 00:00:20,715 This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous. 5 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:23,498 She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself. 6 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:32,083 By the way, my name is Max. I take care of both of them, 7 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:33,249 which ain't easy, 8 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:36,910 'cause when they met, it was murder. 9 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,080 [Theme music playing] 10 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,193 [Barks] 11 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,389 [Bell dings] 12 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,904 [Typewriter keys clacking] 13 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:09,966 [Jennifer] Darling. [Jonathan] Hmm? 14 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:12,778 What do you think, we serve Sushi? 15 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:15,177 - Sushi? - Yeah. 16 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,615 I think a barbecue would be better. 17 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,049 - It's more American. - Mm, American or not, 18 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:25,968 I don't think you can serve an international board of directors 19 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,496 hot dogs and hamburgers. 20 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:29,889 Well, why not? We have been on a roll. 21 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,889 Very funny. Ha, thanks. 22 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:36,196 Besides, they have hot dogs and hamburgers in Paris, Tokyo and Caracas. 23 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,507 Well, maybe you're right. 24 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:40,170 Tell Max to come up with something. 25 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:41,856 What's he up to? 26 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,505 It's another cereal contest. 27 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:45,849 Max? [Jennifer clears throat] 28 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:48,498 How many cereals have you tasted this week? 29 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:49,733 About 25. 30 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,524 Between the stamps and the cereals, 31 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:54,354 I need fourth prize just to get even. 32 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:55,832 What's this one? 33 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,001 Aero wheats. 34 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:58,655 Never heard of them. 35 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,030 Actually, they're not too bad. 36 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:03,658 Each piece is shaped like a famous aircraft. 37 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:06,802 [Max] The aero 1011s are pretty tasty. 38 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,227 The only problem is 39 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,320 the landing gear gets stuck between your teeth. Aw. 40 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:14,509 Tell me, what do you think of this? 41 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:16,941 "They're crispy, they're crunchy, 42 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,684 they're chewy, they're munchy. 43 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:22,325 Not only for breakfast, they're even for lunchy." 44 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:24,681 Lunchy? Lunchy? 45 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,290 Even Shakespeare took liberties. 46 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,205 [Telephone ringing] 47 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:32,341 Hart residence. Yes? 48 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,870 Nah, you got the wrong number. 49 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:42,215 Max, are you expecting someone important to call? 50 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:45,655 Today's the deadline for the corn critters cereal contest. 51 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,154 They said they'd call the winners. 52 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:50,529 But Max, there must be over a million people 53 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:51,968 entering that contest. 54 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,894 But there's only one big winner, Mrs. H. 55 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,239 [Intercom buzzing] 56 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,671 Yeah? Who is it? 57 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:01,678 This is Mr. Parker. Uh, is this Max? 58 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:03,240 Are you from the IRS? 59 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:04,895 No. 60 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:07,067 Did brendi the bookie send ya? 61 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:08,682 Uh, no. 62 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:10,506 Then I'm Max. 63 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:13,213 Wonderful. Now, I'm, uh, 64 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:15,174 from the corn critters cereal contest. 65 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:16,996 And I'm happy to tell you 66 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,965 that you've just won our first prize for one million dollars. 67 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,573 - [Phone thuds] - Hello? 68 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:24,285 - Hello, Max. - [Freeway whines] 69 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:26,787 Max. Max. 70 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,049 [Freeway barks] 71 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:34,838 All right, Max? Okay, Max? 72 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,319 I'm okay, Mrs. H. 73 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,110 Well, here you go, Max. 74 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:41,781 This is your first installment. 75 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:46,423 This is for $10,000. 76 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,605 [Parker] Yes, you receive a check like that 77 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:50,286 every month, for the next 10 years. 78 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:52,813 Zowie. 79 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,685 A million simoleons. 80 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,815 Are you sure that this isn't a mistake? 81 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,525 Corn critters doesn't make mistakes. 82 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:02,953 Sheesh. 83 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,743 A million smackers. 84 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,957 Well, I'd love to stay for the celebration, 85 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:09,813 but I've got a desk full of papers waiting. 86 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,751 A million bucks, what can I say? 87 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,918 Don't say anything. Just enjoy your new life. 88 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,707 Mrs. Hart, Mr. Hart, I'll see myself out. 89 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,318 Oh. 90 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,593 That's fantastic. 91 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:25,759 It's terrific, Max. 92 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:27,151 Yeah, I... 93 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,594 I know what you mean, but... 94 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,409 - What do you mean, "but"? - What do you mean, "but"? 95 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:34,729 Now I can do whatever I want. 96 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,953 Absolutely. What are you gonna do first? 97 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:40,642 The dishes, I guess. 98 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,840 How did you fare, Mr. Parker? 99 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,894 They fell for it hook, line, and sinker. 100 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,499 You mean the man actually believes 101 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,023 he's won a million dollars? 102 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:12,675 Margret... 103 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:14,937 He's my Mark. 104 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:16,851 He believes what I want him to believe. 105 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,769 You two make sure you're at the pub at 2:00. 106 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,209 If Max is faithful to routine, he'll be there. 107 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:23,947 Especially today. 108 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:25,209 And you? 109 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:27,907 Well, I'll stay out of your way, but I'll be there. 110 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,155 I want to keep an eye out on my investment. 111 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:31,386 Our investment. 112 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:33,783 Don't worry, Gordon. 113 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:37,139 That first $10,000 is gonna get us five million. 114 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:38,919 You'll get your cut. 115 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:42,313 I'll see ya at the pub. 116 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:52,017 Mr. Parker can be a bit of an irritation, can't he? 117 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,039 - Who's the girl? - She's zsa zsa's maid. 118 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:17,309 Not bad. 119 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,790 She used to work for Marlon. 120 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:20,922 So she gets around. 121 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:22,792 I'd like to bump into her some Thursday 122 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,234 or every other Sunday, ha. 123 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,835 Hey, hey, Mr. Rockefeller! 124 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:29,714 [Man] Hey, it's Max-a-million, 125 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:32,284 - the millionaire. - Ah, sir Max-a-million, 126 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,243 do you need a gentleman's gentleman? 127 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:36,850 I'll show you my references, if you show me yours. 128 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:39,281 Wait a minute, how did you guys know already? 129 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,679 What do you think? 130 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:44,329 Your boss told his boss, his boss told my boss... 131 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,027 I get the idea. 132 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:48,474 Well, it looks like you're buying, maxie. 133 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:51,295 Come on, pal. 134 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,477 [Cheers and applause] 135 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:08,786 Hi, howdy. A drink for everybody on me. 136 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:10,532 And for us, the usual. 137 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,282 I couldn't believe it. The check was good. 138 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:16,098 Mr. H called the bank. 139 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,278 - [Glass clinks] - Uh-huh. 140 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:18,724 Thanks, Harry. 141 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:20,106 Hiya, cookie. 142 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,027 Care for a little something domestic? 143 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:23,854 - Maybe next time. - Okay. 144 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:25,587 Forget it, Max. 145 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,196 They're all the same in Pasadena. 146 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:28,506 Let's go by the fire. 147 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,600 So, Max, 148 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:33,369 one of your cockamamie contests finally paid off, huh? 149 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,643 Yeah, which one was it? 150 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,725 Uh, corn critters. It's a cereal. 151 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:40,475 [Man] I don't eat cereal at all. I like toast. 152 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,350 How many have you entered already, Max? 153 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,049 Ah, I've lost count. 154 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:47,314 What did ya write that was worth seven figures? 155 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,958 I don't remember. I threw most of them away. 156 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,312 Oh, I remember one. 157 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:55,928 "There are lions and tigers, bears and trout, 158 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,580 a box full of critters that melt in your mout'." 159 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,889 "Mout'." that rhyme with lout? 160 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,071 It's called poetic license. 161 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:10,195 Well, I understand congratulations are in order. 162 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,490 Oh, I'm sorry, chumley, Gordon chumley. My wife, Margret. 163 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,466 Oh, we're in service with Mrs. Strathmore. 164 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:19,253 Mrs. Strathmore? 165 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,303 The oil lady in bel air? 166 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,564 Oil, yes. But a lady? 167 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:26,652 I must say, mister... 168 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,130 You can call me Max. 169 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,235 I must say, Max, for a man whose just won a million, 170 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,396 you don't seem very happy. 171 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,007 I like my work. 172 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,526 You hardly hear that anymore. 173 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,341 [Gordon] If know that if I won that much, 174 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,451 I'd be out before you could say "jeeves." 175 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,454 I'd have my own servants. 176 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:45,671 [Max] You don't know Mr. and Mrs. H. 177 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,760 I ain't exactly a servant. 178 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:50,365 Ah, one of the family, yes. 179 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:52,680 But you know, my dear Max, 180 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,334 blood is thicker than silver Polish. 181 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:59,817 And I'm afraid your Mr. and Mrs. H know who's who. 182 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:01,730 Don't be so sure. 183 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,174 Well, if ever you do decide to move on, 184 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,217 Margret and I are looking for a change of employment. 185 00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:13,311 A day away from Mrs. Strathmore is like a month in the country. 186 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,827 Enjoy your good fortune, Max. 187 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:20,881 [Indistinct chattering] 188 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,623 They got a point, maxie. 189 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:24,886 You got all this dough, 190 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,627 and it ain't like they are your family. 191 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,280 Yeah, maybe. 192 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:34,502 I don't know. 193 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,863 - [Freeway barking] - [Max] Cool it, freeway. 194 00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,386 We don't want to wake up Mr. and Mrs. H. 195 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,216 You were pretty cute when you were little. 196 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,024 Hmm, I wasn't so bad myself. 197 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,845 Those guys think I'm crazy. 198 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,812 They'd take off. Go out and see the world. 199 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,720 You got any bright ideas? 200 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,550 I didn't think so. 201 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,034 Hey, Max. 202 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,427 Hey, Mr. H, what are you doing up? 203 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:31,602 What are you doing up? 204 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:32,908 Eatin', drinkin'. 205 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:38,916 Mayonnaise, mustard, onions and salami? 206 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,351 Is it that bad? 207 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,879 I got a lot of things on my mind, Mr. H. 208 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,706 Hey, we go back a long time, Max. Wanna talk about it? 209 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,315 It's tough, Mr. H. 210 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,717 You know, you dream of something a lot, 211 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,669 and suddenly it has the bad manners to drop right in your lap. 212 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:02,659 You're thinking about leaving? 213 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,418 The boys at the pub say I should. 214 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:06,604 What do you think? 215 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,611 I think I don't know what I think. 216 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,252 Max, 217 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,017 you remember when I started hart industries? 218 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,606 You told me, if I was gonna climb to the top, 219 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,394 I'd have to risk landing on my assets. 220 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:23,829 You said to me that 221 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,663 you'd have to bet your hand 222 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,494 in order to win the pot, remember that? 223 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,010 I remember. 224 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,098 But that was you. 225 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,191 Ah, this is a great opportunity for you. 226 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,850 You have to bet your hand. 227 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,285 Mr. H, I guess I'm around so much, 228 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,769 I, I don't express about you and Mrs. H. 229 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:53,902 I'll say it, 230 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:58,647 you and Mrs. H are the best thing that ever happened to me. 231 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,776 You guys are family. You take care of me. 232 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,959 We care for each other. 233 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,699 I know, but it's more than that. You're like my home. 234 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,558 Sure, there are a lot of things I'd like to do, but... 235 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,094 Leaving you? 236 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,267 We'd never forget our feelings for you, Max. 237 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,750 Anyway, now isn't a good time. 238 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,238 You got that hart industry party coming up 239 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,369 and Thanksgiving is just around the corner. 240 00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,625 There's never gonna be a right time. 241 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,116 We can get someone to take care of the party, and 242 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,479 we'll have Thanksgiving together. 243 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,693 I love you, Max. 244 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,748 I'm glad we had this talk. I feel much better. 245 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:03,711 Me too, Max. 246 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,111 Get some sleep, huh? 247 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,069 Sure, good night. 248 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,382 [Jennifer] You worked 10 years for Mrs. Strathmore? 249 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,080 Yes, madam. 250 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,343 Ten long years, until last week. 251 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,128 Oh. 252 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:30,834 We tried calling her, 253 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,035 and they said that she was in the desert. 254 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,611 Regrettable. 255 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,701 Yes, we can only hope that the desert 256 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,526 finds her as sunny as we did. 257 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,530 Oh! 258 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:44,488 Well, I suppose 10 years with Mrs. Strathmore 259 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,226 is a substantial recommendation. 260 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:47,407 Thank you, madam. 261 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,361 I think the most important thing is, uh, 262 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,334 that you have Max's vote of confidence. 263 00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,164 Ah, could you start tomorrow? 264 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,031 We can start today. 265 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,532 - Oh, well, that won't be... - It will be our pleasure. 266 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,634 We'll collect our belongings and return this evening. 267 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:09,126 Well, uh, I suppose it's all right. 268 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,484 I hope the kitchen will be adequate. 269 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,432 [Gordon] Margret will make adjustments. 270 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,565 Will that be all, madam? 271 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:20,527 Oh, yes. 272 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:21,789 Sir? 273 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,139 Yes. 274 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:25,711 We'll see you later, then. 275 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,012 Good day. 276 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,404 See you this afternoon. 277 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,796 I don't know whether we hired them or they hired us. 278 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,672 Quite. 279 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,596 - So? - We'll be in the house this evening. 280 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,165 Good, I was getting tired 281 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,822 of sitting on their mailbox every day, 282 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,131 stealing Max's contest entries. 283 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,647 It's unfortunate he'll never see another 10,000. 284 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,130 I'll tell you what is fortunate, 285 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,815 is my European office cluing us in on the hart's little get-together. 286 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,656 The top international executives of hart industries 287 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,396 all in one place. 288 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,967 One of the advantages of being in the security business. 289 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:16,626 Now, in a few days, we'll have five million dollars, 290 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,460 and no more servants' quarters. 291 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,891 And no more hart industries. 292 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,680 Possibly no more harts. 293 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,273 You're going to love it here, Max. 294 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,917 Oh, I knew you'd love it. It's perfect. 295 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,752 It's modern, it's clean. It's you, Max. 296 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:50,747 Take my word for it. 297 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:52,401 This is me? 298 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,583 Comfy, isn't it? 299 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:04,811 Reva, I was just looking for a small furnished apartment. 300 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,330 Max, you have to learn to think big. 301 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,074 I mean, a man of your means... 302 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,806 I have been in the real estate business for 15 years now, 303 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,818 and let me tell you something, you don't see places like this. 304 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:16,991 Take my word for it. 305 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,869 Oh, here, let me, let me give you a hand. 306 00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:23,382 - There you go. - Thank you. 307 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,000 Oh, Max, I envy you. 308 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:28,787 You've got your shot at a star. 309 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,788 Travel, adventure, romance. 310 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,920 Max, is there someone special in your life now? 311 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:40,058 Someone with whom perhaps you'd like to share this last hurrah? 312 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,055 Don't rush it. 313 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,965 I hope I got a lot of hurrahs left in me. 314 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,236 Of course. 315 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,825 I tell ya what. I think I'll leave you alone now. 316 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,689 No, that's all right, I'd rather have you here. 317 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,900 Oh, thank you. 318 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,415 But I think it would be a good idea 319 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,424 if you got comfortable with the place. 320 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,380 And should you want to go out, 321 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,249 I've also arranged for a car. 322 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,470 A car? Look, I really... 323 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,945 Max, you have got to learn to think big now, grand. 324 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,060 In time you'll learn to love it. 325 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,518 Take my word for it. 326 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,478 I guess I gotta take your word for it. 327 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,760 What the hell is it? 328 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,455 [Jennifer] Margret, Gordon. 329 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,730 Chumley, please. 330 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:39,421 Oh, chumley. 331 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,080 - Mr. Hart... - Excuse me, madam, 332 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,730 but luncheon isn't quite ready. 333 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,934 Oh, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. Mr. Hart... 334 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:47,429 Excuse me, madam, Mrs. Chumley is very sensitive 335 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,004 about the privacy of her kitchen. 336 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,352 Darling, ready to go? 337 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:56,656 Uh... 338 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,699 Luncheon is almost ready. 339 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,178 We'll be serving on the patio momentarily. 340 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:04,007 Well, Mrs. Hart and I are going to town to do a little shopping. 341 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,560 I made a reservation at the la scala boutique. They've a wonderful chopped salad... 342 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,151 La scala bou... chopped salad? 343 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,916 But Mrs. Chumley's just laid some cracked crab over ice. 344 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,812 The batard montrachet is chilled. 345 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:18,641 The patio table is set. 346 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,792 Well, since you put it that way, I guess, uh, 347 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,815 we'll stay here for lunch. Is that all right with you, darling? 348 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,120 Since you put it that way. 349 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,386 Very good, madam. 350 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:37,176 Well, I guess we'll just wait in the living room. 351 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,317 [Freeway barks] 352 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,948 Here, you are, you little grubber. 353 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:10,603 [Max] What about Thanksgiving? You mean you're busy all week? 354 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,999 No, no, no, that's all right. It's okay. Sure. 355 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:16,823 Another time. 356 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,104 Slapsy, it's maxie. 357 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:42,018 Say, what about taking in the trotters tonight, huh? 358 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:44,851 Hmm. 359 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,163 No, no, that's all right. 360 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,508 Sure. 361 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,074 Another time. 362 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,309 [Phone ringing] 363 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:05,664 Hello. 364 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,875 Listen Mr. H, if you and Mrs. H are gonna be around, 365 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,140 I'd like to drop by and pick up a few things. 366 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:12,922 Sure. Hold on a second. 367 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,402 Darling, it's Max, 368 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,118 he wants to know if he can come by tonight and pick up a few things. 369 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,465 Ask him if he can stay for dinner. 370 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,166 Max, can you stay for dinner? 371 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,801 Dinner? Sure, Mr. H. 372 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,760 Uh, I guess I can cancel my plans. 373 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:27,023 Well, if you've got other plans, uh... 374 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,289 No, it's okay, Mr. H. I'll, I'll be there. 375 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,213 "Other plans." 376 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,166 [Teacup rattling] 377 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,097 Is something upsetting you, Gordon? 378 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,992 I hope you're not having second thoughts. 379 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,656 Margret, dear, 380 00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:56,226 we're planning on holding the entire board of directors of hart industries as hostages. 381 00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,324 It's a large undertaking in only two days. 382 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:02,316 We simply don't have much time. 383 00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,317 Correction, my dear. 384 00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,629 It's the harts who don't have much time. 385 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:17,552 Thanks. 386 00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:22,857 Begging your pardon, sir, that's your dessert fork. 387 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:31,566 Very good, sir. 388 00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:34,221 Enjoy your dinner. 389 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:45,014 Gee, this is swell. 390 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:48,104 Mm-hmm. 391 00:22:49,716 --> 00:22:51,796 Have you given any thought to your future plans, Max? 392 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,068 I haven't had the time, Mr. H. 393 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,060 Reva's been doing all my thinking for me. 394 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,157 What's she like, Max? 395 00:22:58,507 --> 00:22:59,947 [Max] Oh, she's all right, very nice. 396 00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:01,074 Very helpful. 397 00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,207 She also has a nice smile. 398 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,513 I mean, you know. 399 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,654 Chumleys sure set out a swell dinner table, don't they? 400 00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:16,787 She, uh, went to cooking school in France. 401 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:17,960 Hmm. 402 00:23:19,006 --> 00:23:21,226 It's, um, interesting. 403 00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:23,618 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 404 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:46,556 I really better get going. 405 00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:48,561 It's gettin' pretty late. 406 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,989 Hey, Max, it's only about 9:00. 407 00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:53,666 Yeah, I'm, I mean, it's late because I gotta meet someone. 408 00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:56,481 - Reva? - Right, reva. 409 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,608 Listen, Max, the next time you come for dinner, 410 00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,826 why don't you bring reva? We'd love to meet her. 411 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,624 Hey, that's a good idea. 412 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:07,451 Maybe we all ought to get together somewhere for dinner. 413 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:09,185 Out, maybe. 414 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:11,318 Hmm. 415 00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,406 Definitely, hmm. 416 00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:15,409 [Sighs] Shall we? 417 00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:31,164 Good night, Max. 418 00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:33,465 - Good night, Max. - See you soon? 419 00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:35,298 Sure. 420 00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:44,088 Nah, I hate it in the back. You get in the back. I'll drive. 421 00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:47,369 [Chauffeur] Whatever you say, sir. 422 00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:02,587 [Jennifer] Darling... 423 00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,724 Do you think Max misses us as much as we miss him? 424 00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:09,638 Only he's just not showing his feelings? 425 00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:13,091 Could you do that a little harder? 426 00:25:13,642 --> 00:25:15,122 Oh. Like that? 427 00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:16,296 Mm. 428 00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:19,474 Oh, I know he misses us. 429 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:21,562 But he's got reva, 430 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:25,386 his own place, new friends. 431 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:26,957 Hmm. 432 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:29,549 Hmm, could you do it over to the right a little bit? 433 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,571 Hmm, there? 434 00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:32,271 Mm-hmm. 435 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,142 Maybe he was just trying to get away from the chumleys. 436 00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:41,023 Darling, I don't really like the chumleys. 437 00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:42,409 Hmm, neither do I. 438 00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:47,074 But we'll keep them through the party and then we'll let them go. 439 00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:48,241 Hmm. 440 00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,204 Well, there you go. 441 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,545 Oh, no. What's happening? 442 00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:54,466 You're reneging. 443 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,050 [Jennifer] Time's up. [Jonathan] No, no. 444 00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:58,026 No, no, you owe me about eight minutes. 445 00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:01,598 No, no, I've been doing this for half an hour. 446 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:03,604 It's your turn. 447 00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:05,911 - Oh, yeah? - Uh-huh. 448 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Where does it itch? 449 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,180 [Gordon] Sleep well, Mr. and Mrs. Hart. 450 00:26:28,195 --> 00:26:29,365 [Gordon] Splendid. 451 00:26:29,892 --> 00:26:32,162 I'm gonna need to get inside the house if I'm going 452 00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:34,199 to tie the explosives into the alarm system. 453 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,200 They'll be out shopping tomorrow for the arrival of their guests. 454 00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:38,862 It won't take me very long. 455 00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:40,732 And when you're finished, if the harts 456 00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:42,343 or any of the others try to escape 457 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,608 through anything connected to the alarm system... 458 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,850 Let's just say it will be the last thing on their minds. 459 00:27:02,011 --> 00:27:04,811 [Reva] Look, Max, you could live on this for weeks. Take my word for it. 460 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:06,928 [Max] I couldn't stand it for an hour. 461 00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:08,503 I told ya, I get seasick. 462 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,060 Oh, you're so cute. 463 00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:11,984 You just don't have your sea legs yet. 464 00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:14,112 One trip up the coast and you'll be a veteran. 465 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:16,294 Yeah, a veteran of foreign wars. 466 00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,249 Look, Max. Look at this one. 467 00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:19,863 The millionaire. It's perfect. 468 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,599 If you say take my word for it, 469 00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:24,641 I'm gonna crawl right into my turtleneck. 470 00:27:27,558 --> 00:27:28,558 What's wrong, Max? 471 00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:32,297 Boats, cars, chauffeurs. 472 00:27:33,608 --> 00:27:36,048 I would have been much happier if I'd won the 10th prize, 473 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:38,179 the a.M./f.M. Clock radio. 474 00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:40,179 But this is your big chance, Max. 475 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:42,531 The chance to have everything you ever wanted. 476 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,274 I had everything I always wanted. 477 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:48,410 A home, I had Mr. and Mrs. H, 478 00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:50,531 and I didn't have to wear these clothes. 479 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:53,193 I'd lose money on a horse once and a while, 480 00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:55,939 but I didn't have to worry about negative cash flow. 481 00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:58,676 Meat and potatoes, is that it? 482 00:28:00,983 --> 00:28:03,313 What am I going to do with all this stuff? It ain't my style. 483 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:05,073 I can't even sit down in my own apartment 484 00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:06,608 unless you're around to help me up. 485 00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:08,432 I do enjoy being around, Max. 486 00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:16,302 Kids. 487 00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:19,516 Well, I... I hadn't really planned... 488 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,308 I'll give my money to orphans. 489 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,794 And then I can go back to my own family. 490 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:25,457 Come on, I'll buy you a hamburger. 491 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:26,747 A hamburger? 492 00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:29,577 A cheeseburger, the works, pickles, 493 00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:31,463 chili, whatever you want. Come on. 494 00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,323 You don't like boats, Max. 495 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:37,161 I have a friend at Van nuys airport 496 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,370 who sells airplanes. 497 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,940 Reva, give me a break. 498 00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:05,147 All right, this is the heart of the system. 499 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:07,088 And this remote activates it. 500 00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:10,444 Once it's down, the house will blow up 501 00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:11,878 if a door or window is open. 502 00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:14,356 Once it's up, you can come and go as you please. 503 00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:16,016 What about the timer? 504 00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:18,744 No, the button doesn't affect it one way or the other, 505 00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:21,463 but once a timer's set, it counts down to zero. 506 00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:23,668 The house explodes. 507 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:25,197 Very good, Margret. 508 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:27,590 All right. 509 00:29:27,983 --> 00:29:29,203 The party's tomorrow. 510 00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:32,055 We'll meet the morning after in Switzerland, as planned. 511 00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:33,989 That was our arrangement. 512 00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:36,083 Yeah, well, let's just make sure we remember that. 513 00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:38,562 After all, it was my European office 514 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:40,743 that found out about the harts' get-together here. 515 00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:43,060 And the fact that these officers have the authority 516 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,845 to transfer hart industry funds by telephone. 517 00:29:45,566 --> 00:29:46,566 Switzerland. 518 00:29:47,394 --> 00:29:48,744 Good. 519 00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:51,189 I'll check the outside wiring, and then I'm off. 520 00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:03,581 Sorry I barged in unannounced, but 521 00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:06,018 the gate was open. 522 00:30:06,587 --> 00:30:08,757 We're having a little problem with the security system. 523 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:11,202 Mr. Hart requested that it should be repaired. 524 00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:13,935 I dropped by to pick up a couple of my things. 525 00:30:14,116 --> 00:30:15,716 I should have done it last night but, uh, 526 00:30:15,988 --> 00:30:17,468 I sort of forgot. 527 00:30:18,773 --> 00:30:21,403 Yes, we're very busy today, so if you'd just, uh, go about your business. 528 00:30:21,428 --> 00:30:22,428 Right. 529 00:30:22,516 --> 00:30:24,816 We really are very, very busy. 530 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:31,257 Why aren't you using the regular alarm company? 531 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,280 I phoned them first, they weren't available at short notice. 532 00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:36,664 You should have called flick. 533 00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:38,749 He would have straightened you out. 534 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:41,544 I've used these people before. They're very reliable. 535 00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:45,096 - [Freeway barks] - Hi, freeway. I sure missed you. 536 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:48,280 Are you going to be much longer? 537 00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:51,461 Okay, I'm going, I'm going. 538 00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:53,034 By the front door. 539 00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:59,071 - [Freeway barks] - Freeway, so long, see ya later, pal. 540 00:31:01,947 --> 00:31:03,207 [Freeway whining] 541 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,797 You know, Max is going to be a bit of a problem. He's getting frightfully nosey. 542 00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:14,176 Yes. Max is a loose end. 543 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:16,876 Two loose ends. 544 00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:18,878 Including Mr. Parker. 545 00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:25,454 [Max] So, flick, nobody even called you to check out the hart security system. 546 00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:29,414 Well, then I better check out this lok-tek joint myself. 547 00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:13,843 Hey, you're the guy... 548 00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:16,063 [Man falls with a thud] 549 00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:27,754 [Margret] Oh, yes, madam. [Jennifer] Has Gordon checked the bar? 550 00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:29,031 Everything's in order, madam. 551 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:30,208 Good. 552 00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:31,864 Uh, Margret. 553 00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:33,257 Madam? 554 00:32:34,256 --> 00:32:36,996 Do you think you could call me something other than "madam"? 555 00:32:37,912 --> 00:32:40,132 What have you in mind, uh, madam? 556 00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:44,141 Oh, I don't know, something like Mrs. H or Mrs. Hart. 557 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:45,440 Uh, something less formal. 558 00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:48,364 Whatever you wish, Mrs. Hart. 559 00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:50,271 Thank you. 560 00:32:58,672 --> 00:32:59,672 Have you noticed 561 00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:03,680 that she has a way of calling me Mrs. Hart 562 00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:05,291 that sounds exactly like "madam"? 563 00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:06,461 [Phone ringing] 564 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:09,248 Hello. 565 00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:11,506 - [Max] Mr. H? - Oh, hi, Max. How are you? 566 00:33:11,902 --> 00:33:13,302 Listen, Mr. H, something came up. 567 00:33:13,904 --> 00:33:16,084 I won't be able to make it to your party tomorrow. 568 00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:17,733 You're not coming? 569 00:33:18,344 --> 00:33:19,614 Is something wrong? 570 00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:22,962 It's just that reva and I have to go up the coast. 571 00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:26,404 Max, um, Mrs. H and I'd love to have you come to the party. 572 00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:30,197 Why don't you and reva come to dinner and then go up the coast afterwards? 573 00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:31,875 Thanks, but I'm sorry, Mr. H. 574 00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:33,488 Bye. 575 00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:39,973 He's not coming. 576 00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:41,322 Oh. 577 00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:51,117 Now, what are we going to do about you? 578 00:33:59,907 --> 00:34:02,427 [Man] Yes, I would like to propose a toast. 579 00:34:02,605 --> 00:34:05,775 - To a marvelous dinner and a terrific hostess. - [Jennifer] Oh. 580 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:08,566 The only thing better would have been if you had served Sushi. 581 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:13,049 Sushi. Oh, what an interesting idea. 582 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:19,666 I don't really need an excuse to go up with this wonderful wine, 583 00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:22,795 but another toast is in order from all of us south of the border. 584 00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:25,499 To Jonathan hart industries 585 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:28,412 and the best damn chairman of the board on any continent. 586 00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:29,828 Oh, thank you very much, Alice. 587 00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:35,195 Mm, now would everybody like to have coffee in the living room? 588 00:34:35,464 --> 00:34:37,994 Ah, maybe you're right. If I don't get up now, 589 00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:39,693 I may never be able to get up. 590 00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:44,077 [Micheline] Jennifer, dinner was absolutely magnifique. 591 00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:45,256 Oh, thank you, micheline. 592 00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:53,399 Dinner was good, but I did miss the asparagus with Max's mystery sauce. 593 00:34:53,787 --> 00:34:54,787 So did I. 594 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:03,230 [Reva] Max? 595 00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:07,466 Oh, uh, that'll be fine just leave it over there. Thank you. 596 00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:11,325 Max? 597 00:35:18,899 --> 00:35:21,949 [Muffled groan] 598 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,008 Oh, my god, Max. 599 00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:45,383 You should have finished Max there and then. 600 00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:47,231 There wasn't time. 601 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,722 I couldn't just leave the body in his apartment. 602 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,590 I'll take care of him after we finish here. 603 00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:55,413 Ready. 604 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:04,465 Now, let's deliver the bombe surprise. 605 00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:08,247 You should have seen micheline at the convention in cannes. 606 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:11,778 She had a little too much dom perignon, and i... 607 00:36:11,952 --> 00:36:14,282 [micheline] Nevertheless, I managed to get the contract signed. 608 00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:15,702 - [Micheline laughs] - That you did. 609 00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:19,128 [Alice] I've always envied your ability in that area. Thank you. 610 00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:21,737 She's one of the best negotiators I've ever known. 611 00:36:22,092 --> 00:36:23,222 Thank you. 612 00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:25,918 [Rattling] [Jennifer] Ah, coffee. 613 00:36:26,793 --> 00:36:29,753 Excuse me, sir. We have a little surprise for you. 614 00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:31,316 Oh. 615 00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:33,060 I'm afraid I must ask you to sit down. 616 00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:34,452 I beg your pardon? 617 00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:43,416 What is this all about? 618 00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:46,994 Five million dollars, in your London bank. 619 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,210 Sit down, Mr. Hart. 620 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:54,559 Mrs. Hart. 621 00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:05,956 I can't get through. The phone must be off the hook. 622 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:07,617 But Max, what's going on? 623 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:09,458 I don't know. I've got to get to that house. 624 00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:11,128 But, but, Max... I'm sorry, I've gotta go. 625 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:20,803 Your alarm system has been connected to a high-powered explosive. 626 00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:23,455 If any of you tries to leave the house, 627 00:37:24,198 --> 00:37:26,108 by any door or window... 628 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,120 Well, I wouldn't recommend it. 629 00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:31,506 Now, you are a unique group. 630 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,511 The four of you together 631 00:37:35,775 --> 00:37:38,645 have the authority to transfer funds by telephone. 632 00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:41,738 I want you to transfer the money 633 00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:43,521 to this account. 634 00:37:48,831 --> 00:37:50,311 Swiss. 635 00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:54,338 [Gordon] We'll be out of your way just as soon as the money is transferred. 636 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:55,489 Now, shall we begin? 637 00:37:56,491 --> 00:37:59,061 How do I know you won't kill us once the transfer is made? 638 00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:02,017 You can be sure we will kill you if you don't begin. 639 00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:22,951 It's Max. 640 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:26,351 He doesn't know about the explosives. 641 00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:30,785 The button. 642 00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:46,316 - [Door closes] - Good evening, Max. 643 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:48,760 Get in there. 644 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:53,066 Mr. H, what the... 645 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,759 We've been having a little problem with the help, Max. 646 00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:58,073 I can see that. 647 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:01,600 Good of you to come, Max. 648 00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:03,889 Saved me the trouble of going back for you. 649 00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:05,211 Now, can we proceed? 650 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,218 Koji, please, make the call. 651 00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:24,578 What's going on? 652 00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:28,501 They've got some explosives tied in with the alarm system. 653 00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:30,148 That's why we can't get out. 654 00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:31,829 But I got in through the door. 655 00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:34,462 He's got a remote that can turn it on and off. 656 00:39:34,937 --> 00:39:36,287 I've got the bank, Jonathan. 657 00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:42,422 Go ahead, koji. 658 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:48,393 Transfer five million dollars to Zurich. 659 00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:52,221 Four, four, six, five, five. First key. 660 00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,998 Koran five, five, one, two, two. 661 00:39:57,482 --> 00:39:58,482 Hart code. 662 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:06,838 Andre. 663 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:17,018 I feel terrible. 664 00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:18,284 You do? 665 00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:21,722 Sit down. 666 00:40:22,158 --> 00:40:23,358 I've gotta go to the bathroom. 667 00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:27,861 Oh, please. 668 00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:30,426 It won't hurt anything. 669 00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:33,125 Just remember, Max, 670 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:36,426 one false move could be a fatal mistake. 671 00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:44,052 [Andre] Second key. Porter, eight, eight, eight, three, one. 672 00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:46,312 Hart print. 673 00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:51,404 Alice. 674 00:41:02,329 --> 00:41:03,329 Third key. 675 00:41:03,852 --> 00:41:07,472 Angel, four, four, five, six, four. 676 00:41:08,770 --> 00:41:09,770 Hart send. 677 00:41:23,132 --> 00:41:24,132 Fourth key. 678 00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:28,487 Jackal. Five, five, nine, eight, eight. 679 00:41:32,228 --> 00:41:33,228 Hart transfer. 680 00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:35,709 It's not done 681 00:41:36,276 --> 00:41:37,276 until they signal back. 682 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:42,240 Now it's done. 683 00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:43,867 And you can return to your seat. 684 00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:55,337 Keep them here. 685 00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:22,095 I should advise you to remain where you are. 686 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:25,243 I'll reactivate the doors just after we've gone. 687 00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:27,365 But when we're far enough away, 688 00:42:29,285 --> 00:42:32,895 I'll disengage the explosive and you're free to come and go as you wish. 689 00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:59,450 [Car faltering] 690 00:43:03,145 --> 00:43:04,825 We'll have to get the keys to the hart car. 691 00:43:09,456 --> 00:43:10,456 They're coming back. 692 00:43:13,982 --> 00:43:15,852 I need the keys of your car, Mr. Hart. 693 00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:18,678 Before you do that, uh, chumley, 694 00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:21,948 I suggest you look behind you. 695 00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:24,209 That's very old, sir, and rather tiring. 696 00:43:24,689 --> 00:43:25,809 Don't say I didn't warn you. 697 00:43:50,366 --> 00:43:51,366 Ah. 698 00:44:05,077 --> 00:44:07,207 Max, how did you get out? 699 00:44:07,601 --> 00:44:10,131 I took freeway's way. It isn't connected to the alarm. 700 00:44:13,694 --> 00:44:16,524 There's a bomb. It's, it's on a timer. You gotta get out! 701 00:44:16,871 --> 00:44:19,351 - What? - Another bomb on a timer. 702 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:20,780 We need to get out of here. 703 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,399 Get out. Go on, get out, everybody. 704 00:44:36,543 --> 00:44:37,893 [Timer ticking] 705 00:44:38,327 --> 00:44:40,287 You're not gonna blow up my house. It's all I got. 706 00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:44,200 Mr. and Mrs. H., I'll let you out. 707 00:44:44,551 --> 00:44:45,681 Darling, go on, get out. 708 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,124 Not without you and Max. 709 00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:49,729 Get out, darling. Go on. 710 00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:56,263 Where is it? Come on. Show me. Get up. 711 00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:00,090 [Jonathan] Come on. Show me. 712 00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:02,524 It's in the fuse box. 713 00:45:07,269 --> 00:45:09,069 [Jonathan] Is that how much time we've got? [Gordon] Yes. 714 00:45:09,097 --> 00:45:10,377 They have to be removed in order. 715 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:11,653 Well, start taking them out. 716 00:45:11,752 --> 00:45:12,842 I don't know which one. 717 00:45:13,014 --> 00:45:14,454 What do you mean, you don't know? 718 00:45:14,624 --> 00:45:15,994 It was Parker who installed the thing. 719 00:45:16,017 --> 00:45:17,237 Where is Parker? He's dead. 720 00:45:18,628 --> 00:45:22,718 [Timer ticking] 721 00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:24,633 Any bets? 722 00:45:25,853 --> 00:45:26,853 Try the red one first. 723 00:45:30,597 --> 00:45:31,687 What about the blue one? 724 00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:34,340 I don't know. What about the blue one? 725 00:45:58,712 --> 00:45:59,712 [Exhales] 726 00:46:05,675 --> 00:46:06,805 Everything okay, Mrs. H? 727 00:46:06,981 --> 00:46:08,421 The house is fine, 728 00:46:08,853 --> 00:46:10,693 but I think we have to put the chumleys on ice. 729 00:46:10,898 --> 00:46:12,058 [Max] I'll take care of them. 730 00:46:12,421 --> 00:46:13,641 You take care of your guests. 731 00:46:14,467 --> 00:46:15,467 My guests. 732 00:46:16,861 --> 00:46:18,261 What are we gonna serve for dessert? 733 00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:22,609 Max, uh, may we impose upon you? 734 00:46:23,302 --> 00:46:24,612 I thought you'd never ask. 735 00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:29,655 [Jonathan] Hey, Max. 736 00:46:31,484 --> 00:46:33,294 You know, it was pretty lonely around here without you. 737 00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:34,792 [Laughs] 738 00:46:45,063 --> 00:46:46,823 You know, Max, I've never seen anyone so happy 739 00:46:46,978 --> 00:46:48,258 to lose their millionaire status. 740 00:46:49,502 --> 00:46:51,902 Everything I've ever wanted in the world 741 00:46:52,505 --> 00:46:54,065 - is right here. - Huh, thank you. 742 00:46:56,422 --> 00:46:58,102 Want some more wine? That sounds very nice. 743 00:46:58,816 --> 00:46:59,816 [Ringing] 744 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,040 You rang? 745 00:47:07,912 --> 00:47:10,022 You two really don't have to do this. It's Thanksgiving. 746 00:47:10,044 --> 00:47:11,874 Oh, no, a deal's a deal. 747 00:47:12,264 --> 00:47:13,834 And this is our way of giving thanks. 748 00:47:14,005 --> 00:47:15,305 How was the Turkey, sir? 749 00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:18,786 Now that you ask, it was slightly overcooked. 750 00:47:20,272 --> 00:47:21,532 Overcooked? 751 00:47:21,969 --> 00:47:23,969 Don't worry about it. Is there more wine? 752 00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:25,931 - Yes, sir. - Then join us. 753 00:47:26,931 --> 00:47:27,931 Thank you, sir. 754 00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:29,193 [Jennifer] Overcooked? 755 00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:32,853 Oh, I thought the Turkey was perfect. 756 00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:36,240 We came here to give thanks. 757 00:47:37,289 --> 00:47:38,379 I'll give a toast. 758 00:47:38,551 --> 00:47:39,251 I'll give notice. 759 00:47:39,421 --> 00:47:40,421 To us. 760 00:47:42,685 --> 00:47:43,685 To us. To us. 761 00:47:43,735 --> 00:47:48,285 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54629

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