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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,536 --> 00:00:04,772 It all started as a way to save memory on computers 2 00:00:04,806 --> 00:00:07,040 Everyone is waiting to see what will happen 3 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:08,776 when the clock strikes midnight. 4 00:00:08,810 --> 00:00:11,445 Before Y2K sets in, companies big and small 5 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:13,515 are getting Y2K compliance. 6 00:00:13,548 --> 00:00:15,517 Snow fall continuing... 7 00:00:15,550 --> 00:00:17,652 Brought on by federal regulations, banks and ATMs... 8 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,253 Line of computer code... 9 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,788 This will be the nerve center... 10 00:00:20,822 --> 00:00:22,422 Refreshing taste under every cap... 11 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:24,324 They say it called out... 12 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,260 What that means, Lisa, you better bundle up... 13 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:28,128 Panic itself could cause problems... 14 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:30,464 - Stockpile food... - Bank radios, survival meals. 15 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:33,433 We are candles, we are canned goods out here. 16 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:36,303 It's for certain Dave, no one knows what will happen... 17 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:38,673 when the clock strikes midnight, live from... 18 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,575 GMC and Chris Taylor... 19 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:46,179 No one knows what to expect when the date reaches 00. 20 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:54,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 21 00:01:17,879 --> 00:01:20,548 It must have been like seeing the face of God. 22 00:01:22,617 --> 00:01:23,818 Yeah, man. 23 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,857 No like, alarm going off or anything? 24 00:01:29,891 --> 00:01:31,793 No, no. 25 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:33,804 The ATM is old enough to be from the Eisenhower administration. 26 00:01:33,828 --> 00:01:36,308 They must have installed it when they were building the fridge. 27 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:42,737 Once a week, the temperature drops in the fridge, 28 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,606 causing the alarm to go off, 29 00:01:44,639 --> 00:01:46,959 and I got to go in in the middle of the night and reset it. 30 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:51,913 Eisenhower and Washington with the only presidents 31 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:55,382 that went back to military service after being president. 32 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,260 The guy who loads the money is a complete wash up. 33 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:16,938 He shows up with his girlfriend 34 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:18,506 sometimes and gets high in the truck. 35 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,307 Nice. 36 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,876 And whatever he did to it... 37 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,316 You can reach right in it now. 38 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,589 You can actually see the cash? 39 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,390 - Yeah. - Like you saw it? 40 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,191 - Yes. - With your eyes. 41 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,426 Yeah. 42 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:50,805 Things are complex man like sensors 43 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,707 and other blinky lights. 44 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,642 Yeah but not from the back. 45 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:56,476 Right... 46 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:57,955 And they load the money from the front. 47 00:02:57,979 --> 00:02:59,981 I've seen him do it a thousand times. 48 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:02,583 - The thing weighs like a ton. - Totally. 49 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:04,317 And it's bolted to the floor. 50 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,454 There's a hole in the back of it, 51 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:09,624 it's a golden opportunity. 52 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,459 You're gonna go to jail dude. 53 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:16,229 You're gonna go to jail just like your dad. 54 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:20,813 That's a good one Swear sky, never heard that before. 55 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,336 Sorry. So... 56 00:03:24,739 --> 00:03:26,607 Theoretically, how much is even in there? 57 00:03:28,743 --> 00:03:30,277 Probably like 100,000. 58 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,751 Even just a piece of that... 59 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,720 Just a little slice of the pie. 60 00:03:38,753 --> 00:03:40,253 We can go wherever we want. 61 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:41,756 I like pie. 62 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:43,891 I feel kind of bad for Rick though. 63 00:03:43,925 --> 00:03:46,259 It's not his money, it's all insured, 64 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:48,361 plus ownership changes on New Year's Day. 65 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,864 Yeah, I heard. 66 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:50,932 How? 67 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,000 Your mom talks in her sleep. 68 00:03:53,034 --> 00:03:54,535 We have to hit it before New Year's. 69 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:57,370 I'd hit that literally anytime, dude. 70 00:03:58,973 --> 00:03:59,974 Shut up! 71 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:03,611 OK, so we get the money out then what? 72 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,747 - We? - All great heist movies 73 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:08,348 have two people in on it, dude. 74 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,550 Take it to the back. 75 00:04:09,584 --> 00:04:10,818 That's too suspicious. 76 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,020 What? 77 00:04:13,054 --> 00:04:15,094 Taking it straight to the back, it's too suspicious. 78 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,400 Told you it was too suspicious. 79 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:29,780 OK, then we take it to the bathroom. 80 00:04:29,804 --> 00:04:31,371 Amateur hour. 81 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,707 Just hear me out. 82 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:40,413 12 trips to the bathroom in one night? Dude, really? 83 00:04:44,819 --> 00:04:46,453 - Hi. - Freeze! 84 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:48,689 - Hand where I can see them! - Ok! Ok! 85 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:55,596 God damn it! 86 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:56,831 You're right. 87 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,298 This is kind of fun. 88 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,601 What? Do you have the answers, Swear sky? 89 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,739 You know that Turbo Cola contest? 90 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,542 - Yeah. - You've got to do it right 91 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,777 in front of their damn faces. 92 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,647 You ever see the Great Escape? 93 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:16,617 Remember how they hid the tunnel sand in their pants? 94 00:05:17,852 --> 00:05:19,419 Right in plain view. 95 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:21,454 On camera, all night. 96 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:23,390 An alibi. 97 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,035 Wait. How do we get the pockets? 98 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,972 I took sewing back in Home Ec. 99 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:12,740 Oh, I took cooking. 100 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,374 Burnt the pizza. 101 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:16,476 Nice. I made curtains. 102 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,012 - Oh, that's cool. - No, 103 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,814 I'd rather make burnt pizza. 104 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,809 So with what, four cameras? 105 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:50,544 They've got it all covered. 106 00:06:51,012 --> 00:06:54,715 When they review the tapes, they will review those tapes, 107 00:06:55,116 --> 00:06:59,720 there's going to be plenty to see but nothing to see. 108 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:06,827 Yeah, but I can't just drop all the money all at once. 109 00:07:07,128 --> 00:07:08,562 Now you're thinking. 110 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,132 I could... 111 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:13,968 take out the trash? 112 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,138 - Yeah. - Could mop the floors... 113 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,541 - Yeah. - I could restock the shelves. 114 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:22,677 There it is. Get dramatic. 115 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,879 And every time at perfect moment, 116 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:27,048 I make the drop 117 00:07:41,996 --> 00:07:43,698 That's what I'm talking about. 118 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,275 And Rick said I needed to take the display out 119 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,134 on New Year's Eve, no questions asked. 120 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:50,805 - God bless corporate America! - I know. 121 00:07:51,272 --> 00:07:52,707 So at the end of the night... 122 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,542 We walk out the God damn front door. 123 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:58,212 With $70-80,000 cold hard cash and a pop display. 124 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:01,481 What about the outside cameras? 125 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,655 Fuck. 126 00:08:10,091 --> 00:08:11,491 I don't know. 127 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,096 I got it. 128 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,293 Then all you have to do... 129 00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:47,671 Wait. Why are you wearing a ski mask 130 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:48,829 If the cameras can't see it? 131 00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:51,065 It's cold as tits, man. 132 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:53,667 Tits. 133 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:57,872 Concentrate! This is the finishing move. 134 00:09:07,348 --> 00:09:09,216 On camera, all night. 135 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:10,684 All night. 136 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,829 - We're good. - Scary, good. 137 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,131 Butch Cassidy and Sundance shit. 138 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,153 And we thought of this when we're high. 139 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,769 It's impressive. 140 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:31,705 We're smart as hell. 141 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,851 Smart as hell. 142 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,850 Swear sky! 143 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,019 - Hey. - You can't smoke in here. 144 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,821 Who's going to know? 145 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,365 Literally anyone who walked in right now would know. 146 00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:57,158 I think it gives me an edge, man. 147 00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:58,292 Yeah, well put it out. 148 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,326 In a minute. 149 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,328 It's all about the attitude. 150 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,765 The attitude is going to arouse suspicion, 151 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,800 which is the last thing we need right now. 152 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,071 Only if you're suspicious. 153 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,910 Stop stealing shit! 154 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,244 I have to stock up... 155 00:11:18,479 --> 00:11:20,181 for the end of the world. 156 00:11:20,214 --> 00:11:21,492 You and everyone else in this town needs to stock up, 157 00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:22,750 but at least they pay. 158 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,419 You're early, I'm impressed. 159 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,965 Well, I've got to head over to the fallout shelter later 160 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,791 for Dean's big New Year's Eve rager. 161 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,326 - Wha... - I might have to stock up 162 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,994 on some Turbo Colas. 163 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:36,197 Try to win the big ten thousand dollars prize... 164 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:38,232 The cameras don't record audio only movement. 165 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,367 - You know Mary Jane... - They can't hear you! 166 00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:42,269 - Really? - Yes? 167 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,841 - The drug or the person. - What? 168 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,488 I say Mary Jane might be there and you're supposed to say 169 00:11:50,512 --> 00:11:53,347 the drug or the person. 170 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,882 What's with the sign? 171 00:11:55,249 --> 00:11:57,117 Uh, slush machine's broken. 172 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,720 Oh shit, does that affect anything? 173 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,121 What? 174 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,891 I don't... Does it affect anything? 175 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,993 How would it possibly affect anything? 176 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,771 I don't know! If they were on the same system or something. 177 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:10,130 - What system would they both be? - Like a circuit. 178 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,799 I don't know how this stuff works. 179 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,402 Fuck I need tape, tape. 180 00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:17,004 You can't hang up a sign without tape. 181 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,872 I do have a little bit of bad news, 182 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,242 but not like bad-bad, like only kind of bad. 183 00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:22,977 Ok just spit it out. 184 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,311 Eric's going to be there. 185 00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:26,080 - Where? - The fallout shelter. 186 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,048 The party. 187 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,750 Dean's party. 188 00:12:31,553 --> 00:12:33,555 You know he's going to be all over MJ 189 00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:35,468 - if you're not there. - The drug or the person? 190 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,525 It's not funny when you say it like that. 191 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:39,169 Yeah, well, it's not like I have a choice. 192 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,529 -I have to be here. So -What if they bone man. 193 00:12:41,563 --> 00:12:43,297 - Bone? Really? - Yeah. 194 00:12:43,565 --> 00:12:45,875 Well Jimmy's going to be there, so I doubt either one of us 195 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,168 -will be all over her but -It's still possible. 196 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,806 The fuck is the tape? 197 00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:55,075 I'm surprised this place keeps working. 198 00:12:55,577 --> 00:12:56,810 Ah! 199 00:12:57,579 --> 00:12:58,579 MJ. 200 00:13:00,582 --> 00:13:03,050 Called your house. You working here all night? 201 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,184 Yeah? 202 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,954 Rhonda's kid is sick. 203 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,490 That's why he's working, it's so sad. 204 00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:13,227 So the world's about to end and you're working at Quality Mart. 205 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,862 Yeah well, I don't really have a choice. 206 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,965 -Also it pays double, so -Mm, right. 207 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,467 The biggest party in the history of the shitty town versus 208 00:13:20,502 --> 00:13:21,969 an extra two dollars an hour. 209 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,470 Hey, two dollars adds up over time. 210 00:13:23,505 --> 00:13:25,105 Why does she have a duffel bag? 211 00:13:25,607 --> 00:13:27,007 Think I'll wear this to the party. 212 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,318 I need to change and then Jimmy's 213 00:13:28,342 --> 00:13:29,476 going to come pick me up. 214 00:13:29,511 --> 00:13:31,145 Wait, Jimmy's coming here? 215 00:13:31,513 --> 00:13:32,547 Yeah. 216 00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:36,050 - What's wrong with you guys? - Nothing. Nothing. 217 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,919 It's just we haven't seen him since he got kicked out. 218 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,120 - So it might be... - Right 219 00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:41,455 My parents really freaked 220 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,090 when he actually didn't come home. 221 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,391 I doubt it'll last. 222 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,393 What slushie flavors do you have? 223 00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:48,462 - Orange and cherry. - Woah, slow down, 224 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,030 there's so many choices. 225 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,601 -Jimmy can't be here -I know. 226 00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:55,378 And that's why you need to make sure he goes to the party 227 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,538 and stays there. 228 00:13:56,571 --> 00:13:59,273 He hates Dean, he hates me. 229 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,941 He doesn't hate you. 230 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,352 - He hates everybody... - He only hates people 231 00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:03,487 in a meta sense, it's not really. 232 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:04,978 It won't turn off! 233 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,585 Watch out for Jimmy. 234 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,590 Jesus! 235 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,126 Come on, come on! 236 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,564 - Yeah it's broken. - Mm hmm. 237 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,132 I meant to put up a sign but I couldn't find the tape. 238 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,569 So many assignments already, it's not even nine p.m. 239 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,470 - How do you do it? - Um... 240 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,271 -Bravery -Hmm. 241 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,973 - Street smarts. - Right. 242 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,543 Uh the right training can definitely help. 243 00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:36,611 Am I in the way? 244 00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:39,880 I need to get a mop bucket... 245 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,985 How long does it take to fix a slushie machine? 246 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,588 -I uh -Mm hmm 247 00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:48,922 I still need to get the... I'll be, yeah. 248 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,478 - Whoops. - Nice shot. 249 00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:13,615 My bad I tried. 250 00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:16,049 You need to pay for that stuff. 251 00:15:16,718 --> 00:15:18,696 - Put it on my tab. - Since when you guys keep tabs? 252 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,421 - We don't. - Do you? 253 00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:22,990 So this will be your first and last. 254 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,527 That's funny. That'll be $2.75. 255 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,529 Rest in peace. 256 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,707 Quit acting like it's gonna get bulldozed. 257 00:15:29,731 --> 00:15:30,964 It'll still be here tomorrow. 258 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,366 Oh shit, is it? 259 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,644 I mean Jimmy said something, but it's Jimmy, 260 00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:35,178 so I didn't really think anything of it. 261 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,970 Yeah. New Year... 262 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,205 - Mm hmm. - New owner. 263 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,441 New logo, same shitty coffee. 264 00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,342 Huh, really? 265 00:15:43,477 --> 00:15:44,512 I like the coffee. 266 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,384 Some bigwig from Detroit buying up all the little guys 267 00:15:51,686 --> 00:15:53,320 and fucking your mom, shit. 268 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,122 Something like that. 269 00:15:55,657 --> 00:15:56,990 Can I use the bathroom? 270 00:15:57,759 --> 00:15:59,527 - No. - I just have to change. 271 00:15:59,561 --> 00:16:01,128 - No, I can't. - But... 272 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,740 If I let you go, then I have to let Swear sky. 273 00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:05,098 And then total anarchy ensues, I can't let it happen. 274 00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:08,503 He makes me piss outside like an animal. 275 00:16:08,536 --> 00:16:10,514 Are you asking me to change right here in front of you? 276 00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:11,749 - Whatever. - That's disgusting. 277 00:16:11,773 --> 00:16:13,373 Why are you friends with him? 278 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,643 Okay I'll go to the Exxon, fine. 279 00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:17,645 - I'm sorry. - No, no, it's fine. 280 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,214 Was expecting more from the 281 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,649 Quality Mart employee of the month. 282 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,184 I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. 283 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,220 You know how much I suck at this job. 284 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,622 Uh-huh. I have one announcement. 285 00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:31,024 - The floor is yours. - Chivalry is dead. 286 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,660 Watch out for needles. 287 00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:36,129 I think she likes me. 288 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,536 Let's get to work. 289 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,690 So you two aren't dating? 290 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:04,692 No. 291 00:17:05,627 --> 00:17:07,261 Not like officially...? 292 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,663 You're making this weird. 293 00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:10,430 Please stop making this weird. 294 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,703 You have her lipstick like all over your mouth. 295 00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:18,806 Ok, still not gonna tell you, Swear sky. 296 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,608 Why not man? 297 00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:22,185 Because you have a bigger mouth than my mom and I really don't 298 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,077 need this to get back to Jimmy, okay? 299 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,312 I don't talk to Jimmy. 300 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,314 Yeah, but you're the one who's responsible for getting 301 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,816 him to the party tonight. Remember? 302 00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:30,450 - So what? - So I know you, 303 00:17:30,785 --> 00:17:33,153 and I know your drunk ass is gonna start going on and on 304 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,856 about how Austin and Mary Jane hooked up. 305 00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:37,157 Next thing you know, Jimmy is here, fucking up the shop 306 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,569 and we both end up in jail because of you. 307 00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:40,394 - Is that what you want? - Hey? 308 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,701 Hooked up? 309 00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,202 I never said anything about hooked up. 310 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,605 Neither did I. 311 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,808 Oh no, you did. 312 00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:58,178 Okay, fine. 313 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,615 Yes, we hooked up last night. 314 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,317 - Last night? - Yes. 315 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,384 Dude. 316 00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:07,789 So what's that mean? 317 00:18:07,822 --> 00:18:09,757 Did you like, make out or do anal? 318 00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:13,628 We just did it. 319 00:18:14,696 --> 00:18:15,830 Damn. 320 00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:18,298 - How was it? - Good. 321 00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:20,668 Flexible. 322 00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:23,638 Jimmy is going to kill you man. 323 00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:25,873 Jimmy's not going to find out, is he Swear sky? 324 00:18:25,907 --> 00:18:27,374 If Jimmy kills you, 325 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,876 I won't have to split the money. 326 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:30,621 Don't you have somewhere you need to be going? 327 00:18:30,645 --> 00:18:32,547 Also what'd you do with all the Turbo Colas? 328 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:35,516 The party doesn't start for like a while 329 00:18:37,652 --> 00:18:40,320 - Oh and I won a hat. - Good for you. 330 00:18:40,922 --> 00:18:42,924 I'd like to receive my hat now, please. 331 00:18:42,957 --> 00:18:44,367 I think I have a box of them in the back, 332 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,627 I'll go find him later. 333 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,461 - I'll wait. - Seriously? 334 00:18:47,929 --> 00:18:50,263 Yeah dude! It's good luck. 335 00:18:50,932 --> 00:18:52,667 The next one's going to be the grand prize, 336 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,702 I can feel it in my chakras. 337 00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:56,871 Get that. 338 00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:59,139 I want my hat. 339 00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:08,415 Quality Mart, this is Austin. 340 00:19:09,617 --> 00:19:11,451 Oh hey, Mrs. Morris. 341 00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:13,855 Yeah, she's good. 342 00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:15,890 He's good. Mhmm. 343 00:19:17,558 --> 00:19:19,426 You know, I'm not sure. 344 00:19:19,694 --> 00:19:21,428 Ah let me let me ask him. 345 00:19:30,905 --> 00:19:32,305 Yeah, he's here to close. 346 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,877 I know, it totally sucks. 347 00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:38,713 Yeah, Rhonda's kid is sick. 348 00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:41,181 Sure, yeah. No, I'll tell him. 349 00:19:41,616 --> 00:19:42,784 Mhmm. 350 00:19:43,518 --> 00:19:45,318 Alright, you take care of too, Mrs. Morris. 351 00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:48,589 Okay. Okay. 352 00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,257 Mindy. 353 00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:53,193 All right, bye. 354 00:19:57,598 --> 00:20:00,702 Dude, even your mom's voice is hot. 355 00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:02,737 Please don't say that about my mom. 356 00:20:03,004 --> 00:20:06,306 It's not my fault she's got the best ass in town man, 357 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,743 - and she's not even that much... - She's married! 358 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,477 Barely. 359 00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:13,960 She's going to the Pioneer, so I think we're good tonight. 360 00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:16,383 What? 361 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,351 I think it's cool your mom parties man, 362 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,854 my parents are boring. 363 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,455 She's known these ladies since 364 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,733 she was in elementary school, Swear sky. 365 00:20:22,757 --> 00:20:24,625 You've known me since elementary school? 366 00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:26,699 Yeah, well, that's different we're not staying here. 367 00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:28,261 Hells yeah. 368 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,931 The second I get the money, I'm out. 369 00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:33,034 Dude, if you leave, Jimmy is like, 370 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:36,037 - actually going to explode. - What? 371 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,905 Jimmy is going to kill you. 372 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,883 Yeah, well, Jimmy has his own shit to figure out. 373 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:40,975 That's not my problem. 374 00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:43,811 I'm hungry. Are you? 375 00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:45,546 Stop stealing the merchandise! 376 00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:48,516 Five star it is then. 377 00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:49,784 Can I have one for the road? 378 00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,555 And give me my hat. 379 00:22:34,689 --> 00:22:37,390 Jimmy, What the fuck are you doing? 380 00:22:38,159 --> 00:22:39,694 I'm saving your life man. 381 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:41,805 A little bird told me you couldn't make it 382 00:22:41,829 --> 00:22:43,798 to the fallout shelter, which is fine. 383 00:22:43,831 --> 00:22:45,633 The Quality Mart is a good alternative. 384 00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:47,945 Hey, just hide in the back and then when the planes start... 385 00:22:47,969 --> 00:22:50,504 Do you hear yourself? You sound insane. 386 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,051 All I know is while all of us are partying 387 00:22:54,075 --> 00:22:55,877 into the end of the world, you're at work. 388 00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:57,678 Yes. Rhonda's kid's sick. 389 00:22:57,712 --> 00:22:59,914 Fuck Rhonda and her child, okay? 390 00:22:59,947 --> 00:23:01,682 Listen to me, when the blackouts start, 391 00:23:01,716 --> 00:23:03,660 I want you to hide out, and I'm going to come get you. 392 00:23:03,684 --> 00:23:05,485 We had compliance testing last week, Jimmy. 393 00:23:05,519 --> 00:23:06,787 Everything's fine. 394 00:23:06,821 --> 00:23:09,090 Everything is not fine Austin, okay? 395 00:23:09,123 --> 00:23:11,893 Your dinkey ass Gateway maybe Y2K compliant, 396 00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:13,694 but what about the airlines? 397 00:23:13,728 --> 00:23:14,972 You ever think about that? There's going to be planes 398 00:23:14,996 --> 00:23:16,631 falling out of the fucking sky 399 00:23:16,664 --> 00:23:18,041 and there's an airport three miles from here. 400 00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:19,176 Kalamazoo has got a goddamn flight path 401 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,768 right across this goddamn store. 402 00:23:20,801 --> 00:23:23,037 Jimmy Listen to me. 403 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,438 There's tinfoil in aisle three, go make yourself a hat. 404 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,184 Swearsky's going to be here in five minutes with pizza. 405 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:30,443 Oh man, I saw him on the way over here, yo. 406 00:23:31,212 --> 00:23:33,214 I said if there's one olive on that pizza, 407 00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:35,583 I'm gonna chop his balls off and feed them to his dog. 408 00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:38,653 I like the olives. 409 00:23:38,686 --> 00:23:39,854 Yo, where is MJ? 410 00:23:40,154 --> 00:23:42,056 Uh, she's at the Exxon getting changed. 411 00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:45,092 That princess better be here in five minutes or I'm gone. 412 00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:47,061 I swear to God, ever since she got into NYU, 413 00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:49,196 it's been take MJ here, do this for MJ, 414 00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:50,665 MJ needs new shoes. 415 00:23:50,698 --> 00:23:52,432 Yeah, she seems pretty excited about it. 416 00:23:56,570 --> 00:23:57,571 What? 417 00:23:59,006 --> 00:24:00,908 I mean, she must be excited. 418 00:24:03,978 --> 00:24:05,146 We're friends. 419 00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:11,852 No, you're not. 420 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:14,722 I can be friends with your sister Jimmy. 421 00:24:14,755 --> 00:24:17,091 Welp, I wouldn't suggest it. 422 00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:18,726 She is one person away 423 00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:20,861 from fucking everybody in this entire town. 424 00:24:21,162 --> 00:24:22,897 Isn't that how you get your drugs Jim 425 00:24:23,864 --> 00:24:25,833 Oh, princess. 426 00:24:25,866 --> 00:24:27,735 So good of you to join us. 427 00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:30,972 Hey, don't worry in about two hours and 17 minutes, 428 00:24:31,005 --> 00:24:32,206 I won't be here any longer. 429 00:24:33,174 --> 00:24:34,875 - None of us will. - Right. 430 00:24:38,746 --> 00:24:39,947 Okay, let's go. 431 00:24:40,281 --> 00:24:41,949 I'm talking to my friend. 432 00:24:43,284 --> 00:24:45,886 - Jimmy, Dad said... - Jesus fucking Christ. 433 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,021 I know what Dad said. 434 00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:56,664 Drive yourself. 435 00:24:58,099 --> 00:24:59,166 Hi, Austin. 436 00:25:00,201 --> 00:25:01,502 Bye. 437 00:25:06,207 --> 00:25:07,575 I'm going to miss that. 438 00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:11,712 Come on, you need a cigarette. 439 00:25:26,227 --> 00:25:27,928 You know, it's fucking cold out. 440 00:25:29,997 --> 00:25:31,232 Should wear a coat. 441 00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:35,102 This is a coat. 442 00:25:35,936 --> 00:25:36,971 A real coat. 443 00:25:39,874 --> 00:25:41,874 You want me to take advice from a guy wearing that? 444 00:25:42,243 --> 00:25:44,211 What's wrong with this? It's warm. 445 00:25:44,245 --> 00:25:45,713 Yeah, looks like it. 446 00:25:49,817 --> 00:25:51,218 Should I get a different coat? 447 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,854 No but ah... 448 00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:56,624 It fits you... 449 00:25:57,892 --> 00:25:59,126 - in a good way. - Yeah? 450 00:26:02,263 --> 00:26:05,199 Man I'm sorry I missed Taco Tuesday. 451 00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:06,967 It's okay. Mindy was stressed, though. 452 00:26:07,001 --> 00:26:08,636 Oh Mindy. 453 00:26:08,903 --> 00:26:11,184 I hope Jim Jams not getting mixed up with the wrong crowd. 454 00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:13,307 - Man I was in Detroit. - Really? 455 00:26:14,241 --> 00:26:15,242 - Yeah. - How was it? 456 00:26:16,177 --> 00:26:17,377 Sure as hell never going back. 457 00:26:20,381 --> 00:26:22,716 Yo, check this out. 458 00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:26,220 Jimmy, put that away. 459 00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:27,364 Where the fuck did you get a gun? 460 00:26:27,388 --> 00:26:29,223 Jimmy, put it away. 461 00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:30,967 - Their customers all around. - It's end of the fucking world. 462 00:26:30,991 --> 00:26:32,369 - They can show up any time. - Gotta have protection! 463 00:26:32,393 --> 00:26:34,261 I don't need protection at the gas station. 464 00:26:38,032 --> 00:26:42,002 - I got your back. - Thanks. I appreciate it. 465 00:26:42,203 --> 00:26:45,005 In other exciting news... 466 00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:48,776 I found an apartment. 467 00:26:48,809 --> 00:26:50,644 - Really? - Yep. Growing up. 468 00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:52,613 It's in the complex next to the high school 469 00:26:53,414 --> 00:26:54,648 Wow. 470 00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:57,885 Be next to nothing if... 471 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,188 you know, we moved in together. 472 00:27:02,156 --> 00:27:04,125 Moved in together, really? 473 00:27:04,158 --> 00:27:05,893 Yeah. 474 00:27:05,926 --> 00:27:08,038 - Why not make it official. - It's by the high school. 475 00:27:08,062 --> 00:27:09,339 - It's cheap. - It's by the high school. 476 00:27:09,363 --> 00:27:10,664 - It's weird. - And we could sell 477 00:27:10,698 --> 00:27:12,066 to all the kids, make a killing. 478 00:27:12,099 --> 00:27:14,869 - Quit this fucking place. - Jimmy. No way. 479 00:27:14,902 --> 00:27:16,270 It would be awesome, come on. 480 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:17,681 A drug den by the high school sounds awesome? 481 00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:19,106 Yes! 482 00:27:19,373 --> 00:27:20,674 No. 483 00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:24,812 Fine, I'll keep looking. 484 00:27:27,781 --> 00:27:28,949 But it would be cool. 485 00:27:44,865 --> 00:27:46,400 You ever thought about college, Jimmy? 486 00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:51,205 No, it's biggest scam in history. 487 00:27:52,239 --> 00:27:53,783 It's not the point, it's a way to get out 488 00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:54,875 of this town. 489 00:27:57,211 --> 00:27:58,946 This town... 490 00:28:00,948 --> 00:28:03,017 Man, here is just like everywhere else. 491 00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:05,085 Take it from me. 492 00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:09,089 You've never been anywhere else 493 00:28:09,123 --> 00:28:12,092 in your entire life. What?! 494 00:28:12,527 --> 00:28:14,461 - Hey, I've been Detroit. - Detroit. Yeah. 495 00:28:17,965 --> 00:28:19,099 Barely. 496 00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:24,138 This gas station clerk look isn't doing it for me anymore. 497 00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:25,406 Close your eyes. 498 00:28:25,439 --> 00:28:27,074 - No. - Close your eyes. 499 00:28:27,107 --> 00:28:29,109 - Jimmy. Stop! - Do it for me. 500 00:28:39,521 --> 00:28:41,989 - I don't like that sound. - Shhhh. 501 00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:46,994 Yeah. Right there. 502 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:52,967 - Is that a lock? - Yep. 503 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,235 What the fuck is this Jimmy? 504 00:28:54,268 --> 00:28:55,970 That Sid Vicious man. 505 00:28:56,003 --> 00:28:57,280 The guy who killed his girlfriend? That's my new look? 506 00:28:57,304 --> 00:28:58,973 It's more like a suicide pact, okay? 507 00:28:59,006 --> 00:29:00,407 My God. 508 00:29:07,181 --> 00:29:08,315 I'm gonna go. 509 00:29:11,051 --> 00:29:12,219 Thanks for the goodbye. 510 00:29:24,031 --> 00:29:25,132 Anything else? 511 00:29:25,165 --> 00:29:27,034 Ask him about the, you know... 512 00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:28,168 I didn't see any. 513 00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:29,903 Come on... 514 00:29:32,206 --> 00:29:35,309 Do you having of those New Year's Eve glasses? 515 00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:37,011 I don't know what you're talking about. 516 00:29:37,044 --> 00:29:39,313 You know, the ones with the two thousand for eyes? 517 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,882 - No. - Told you. 518 00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:43,150 Are you really gonna do this? 519 00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:45,019 It's fine. It's fine. 520 00:29:45,052 --> 00:29:47,063 We're going to go to the ball drop and we just thought 521 00:29:47,087 --> 00:29:48,687 - it'd be cool to have... - What is this? 522 00:29:50,357 --> 00:29:53,060 That's our town mascot, Wrenchy the Wrench. 523 00:29:53,927 --> 00:29:56,430 We spent half our budget on it one year so, 524 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:57,532 never sold one. 525 00:29:58,198 --> 00:30:00,234 This town has a mascot? 526 00:30:00,267 --> 00:30:02,069 Mechanicsville, Michigan. 527 00:30:02,637 --> 00:30:05,105 Yup, we throw a wrench in it. 528 00:30:05,139 --> 00:30:07,207 That's a terrible motto. 529 00:30:08,409 --> 00:30:10,077 It's not the motto. 530 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:12,479 - Was trying to make a joke. - Okay. 531 00:30:13,347 --> 00:30:15,916 We should go. Yeah. Goodnight. 532 00:30:15,949 --> 00:30:17,351 Nice get up. 533 00:30:19,621 --> 00:30:20,988 Goodnight. 534 00:32:13,601 --> 00:32:14,935 What you got there? 535 00:32:19,206 --> 00:32:20,374 What? 536 00:32:24,779 --> 00:32:26,079 This? 537 00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:28,583 This was a... This was a gift. 538 00:32:28,616 --> 00:32:30,451 I actually just got a couple of minutes ago. 539 00:32:30,484 --> 00:32:32,419 - My friend got it for me. - Hmm. 540 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:34,622 Coffee's cold. 541 00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:37,525 Really? That's not good. 542 00:32:39,627 --> 00:32:41,495 You know what, I'll make more. 543 00:32:41,529 --> 00:32:43,631 - Thanks. - Sorry, yeah. 544 00:33:01,114 --> 00:33:03,126 So did you hear that Kalamazoo has got a flight path 545 00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:04,451 right over this God damn store? 546 00:33:05,152 --> 00:33:06,186 What? 547 00:33:06,654 --> 00:33:07,654 Y2K. 548 00:33:08,523 --> 00:33:10,090 Do you think there's going to be planes 549 00:33:10,123 --> 00:33:11,401 falling on this guy or anything like that? 550 00:33:11,425 --> 00:33:13,160 - You know? - You compliance tested? 551 00:33:13,728 --> 00:33:16,430 Yes but that's just a dinkey little gateway, right? 552 00:33:16,463 --> 00:33:19,567 - You should be fine. - You're right. You're right. 553 00:33:24,739 --> 00:33:27,140 You like your coffee with cream or just black? 554 00:33:27,474 --> 00:33:28,543 Black. 555 00:33:29,811 --> 00:33:31,278 So how much cream? 556 00:33:32,714 --> 00:33:36,684 - Black. - Sorry. 557 00:33:42,222 --> 00:33:44,692 - The money. - What? 558 00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:50,130 Does this store take money in exchange for coffee. 559 00:33:50,163 --> 00:33:51,465 Yes. 560 00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:52,700 Yes, we do. 561 00:33:57,705 --> 00:33:59,439 Thank you so much. 562 00:33:59,874 --> 00:34:01,776 - Keep the coffee fresh. - I will. 563 00:34:02,777 --> 00:34:04,478 It'll be boiling hot next time. 564 00:34:05,345 --> 00:34:06,514 Thank you. 565 00:34:08,716 --> 00:34:12,554 Just act natural. Just-just act natural. 566 00:34:12,587 --> 00:34:14,288 - Everything's fine. - Did he see anything? 567 00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:15,455 No. 568 00:34:16,323 --> 00:34:18,593 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm positive. 569 00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,360 But I'm feeling thirsty. 570 00:34:20,762 --> 00:34:22,129 Me too. 571 00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,133 No, Swear sky, I'm feeling thirsty. 572 00:34:27,134 --> 00:34:29,303 Oh! Now? 573 00:34:29,336 --> 00:34:30,638 Yes. Now. 574 00:34:30,672 --> 00:34:32,239 Jimmy could come back any second. 575 00:34:32,272 --> 00:34:33,841 - Oh shit. - Yeah... 576 00:34:33,875 --> 00:34:35,610 And grab some cash while you're there. 577 00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:38,211 Donkey fuck your mom. 578 00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:39,857 Dude I'm not in the right head space for this right now. 579 00:34:39,881 --> 00:34:41,616 OK. Well, we don't really have a choice. 580 00:34:41,649 --> 00:34:43,729 If Jimmy comes back and hangs out here, we're fucked. 581 00:34:44,151 --> 00:34:47,487 Calm down and pull it together and go grab some cash. 582 00:34:48,488 --> 00:34:50,223 - OK. - You've got this. 583 00:34:50,758 --> 00:34:52,125 Just stick to the plan. 584 00:36:01,562 --> 00:36:04,899 Swear sky! Swear sky. 585 00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:13,306 Hey! 586 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,543 - Hey, whoa! Jesus. - I'm so sorry. 587 00:36:15,576 --> 00:36:16,878 I'm sorry. 588 00:36:16,911 --> 00:36:18,354 Don't sneak up on an officer like that, 589 00:36:18,378 --> 00:36:19,379 you're going to get shot. 590 00:36:20,515 --> 00:36:22,595 The stop-n-go is not nearly exciting enough for that. 591 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:24,552 How's the coffee? 592 00:36:24,585 --> 00:36:27,320 Shitty but hot. 593 00:36:27,855 --> 00:36:29,590 It's the way I like it. 594 00:36:30,457 --> 00:36:33,460 My change? - Oh I'm so sorry. 595 00:36:33,895 --> 00:36:35,395 I'll go grab that. 596 00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:41,501 I'm sorry about that. 597 00:36:48,643 --> 00:36:50,611 Here you are. Thank you. 598 00:36:51,879 --> 00:36:53,213 Hey, do you know my mom? 599 00:36:55,482 --> 00:36:57,952 - Excuse me. - She's five-five, blonde woman. 600 00:36:58,653 --> 00:36:59,954 Uh, supposedly hot 601 00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:02,523 - Ah I don't know. - That was weird. 602 00:37:02,557 --> 00:37:04,759 My friends would say that, her name's Mindy. 603 00:37:06,027 --> 00:37:07,729 Clear ball? 604 00:37:07,762 --> 00:37:09,463 Morris, but yeah, yeah. 605 00:37:09,496 --> 00:37:11,364 Of course. 606 00:37:11,933 --> 00:37:13,400 I know, Mindy. How is she? 607 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:15,002 - She's good. - Good. 608 00:37:15,036 --> 00:37:16,504 She going to the Pioneer tonight? 609 00:37:16,537 --> 00:37:17,772 Yeah, Yes, she is. 610 00:37:18,573 --> 00:37:20,775 Hey, maybe I'll stop by. 611 00:37:20,808 --> 00:37:21,843 Olah! 612 00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:27,515 Going to win big there? 613 00:37:28,649 --> 00:37:29,717 What? 614 00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,922 Under the bottle cap, I won a hat last week. 615 00:37:35,523 --> 00:37:38,526 Yeah, me too! I just haven't received it yet. 616 00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:41,829 Well your odds look pretty good, that's... 617 00:37:42,395 --> 00:37:43,765 That's a lot of pop. 618 00:37:43,798 --> 00:37:45,678 Yeah, it's for the party at the fallout shelter. 619 00:37:49,804 --> 00:37:52,372 I mean, um, really small. 620 00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:53,808 Just a few friends. 621 00:37:54,075 --> 00:37:55,475 Only sodas. 622 00:37:55,810 --> 00:37:57,011 You should come by. 623 00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:01,348 Yeah. I'm not gonna do that. 624 00:38:01,716 --> 00:38:03,316 Say hi to your mom for me. 625 00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:04,719 Will do. 626 00:38:06,554 --> 00:38:07,688 Stay safe. 627 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:20,467 Well, I'm starving. 628 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:21,803 How come he gets to see your Mom? 629 00:38:21,836 --> 00:38:23,403 How do I get this off my neck Jimmy? 630 00:38:23,436 --> 00:38:25,940 - You need the key. - So give me the key. 631 00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:28,743 Oh I don't have it. I swear to God, Teddy, 632 00:38:28,776 --> 00:38:30,611 if there was one olive on this pizza... 633 00:38:30,645 --> 00:38:32,685 - Don't call me that man. - I'll rip your balls off. 634 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:35,783 - Bet you'd like that. - What was that? 635 00:38:36,717 --> 00:38:37,919 Just don't call me Teddy. 636 00:38:42,156 --> 00:38:44,859 No olives, that's a good boy. 637 00:38:53,134 --> 00:38:54,902 You guys excited about the party? 638 00:38:55,770 --> 00:38:58,706 Yeah, we should probably head out pretty soon, right? 639 00:38:58,739 --> 00:39:00,842 Speaking of I saw Eric 640 00:39:00,875 --> 00:39:02,619 driving on the way back, he was with Jennifer Colley. 641 00:39:02,643 --> 00:39:03,978 - Jennifer? - Do you think? 642 00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:05,746 - No way. - Nice. 643 00:39:06,413 --> 00:39:07,724 If Eric is going to be at the party, 644 00:39:07,748 --> 00:39:08,850 he gets some good shit. 645 00:39:08,883 --> 00:39:10,117 I can get good shit. 646 00:39:10,151 --> 00:39:11,853 Yeah, but you don't. 647 00:39:11,886 --> 00:39:13,788 And I could kill Eric if I wanted to. 648 00:39:14,956 --> 00:39:16,991 Maybe I will now, he's banging your girl. 649 00:39:17,024 --> 00:39:20,127 - It's not my girl. - Yeah, trust me man. 650 00:39:20,161 --> 00:39:21,762 Austin and Jennifer are old news. 651 00:39:22,096 --> 00:39:25,533 Yeah I think that Eric can get good shit, so. 652 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:33,007 - How's this for good shit huh? - Come on man. 653 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,785 - Jimmy can't get good shit. - Give me that man. 654 00:39:34,809 --> 00:39:37,078 - Jimmy's scared, huh Swear sky? - Come on man, give it. 655 00:39:37,578 --> 00:39:39,647 - Get that out of here. - Give it to me. 656 00:39:55,096 --> 00:39:56,964 Get your skinny ass off of me. 657 00:39:59,734 --> 00:40:01,102 Have a little fun. 658 00:40:04,872 --> 00:40:07,074 That's right. 659 00:40:07,708 --> 00:40:08,876 Swear sky! 660 00:40:09,110 --> 00:40:10,811 That was literally all on camera. 661 00:40:11,012 --> 00:40:13,881 Jesus Christ, it was a fucking joke. 662 00:40:14,815 --> 00:40:16,550 Is this baking soda? 663 00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:21,088 Baking soda? 664 00:40:24,959 --> 00:40:26,727 Jimmy can't get good shit. 665 00:40:31,232 --> 00:40:33,134 I'm thirsty. 666 00:40:36,570 --> 00:40:37,872 You need to get him out of here. 667 00:40:37,905 --> 00:40:39,774 - I know. - So take him to the party. 668 00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:41,742 The dude attacked me. 669 00:40:41,776 --> 00:40:43,644 You literally attacked him, Swear sky. 670 00:40:44,712 --> 00:40:46,113 Woah! How do you turn this shit off? 671 00:40:46,147 --> 00:40:48,049 God damn it. 672 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,615 Thought Jennifer went to college. 673 00:41:23,084 --> 00:41:26,020 No way man, she's only going MAC. 674 00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:30,558 Oh staying home to be near the boy toy. 675 00:41:32,893 --> 00:41:35,896 I've been trying to tell you, Austin's moved on. 676 00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:39,200 Yeah, but not before corrupting the valedictorian. 677 00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:42,303 It was mutual. 678 00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:44,171 Yeah, I bet it was. She's lucky. 679 00:41:45,072 --> 00:41:47,608 I appreciate that Jimmy, but it was a year ago. 680 00:41:47,641 --> 00:41:48,943 Drop it. 681 00:41:49,176 --> 00:41:51,645 Drop what man? It's my only excuse to kill Eric. 682 00:41:51,679 --> 00:41:53,214 You know, maybe I'll do it tonight. 683 00:41:53,681 --> 00:41:54,915 Right at midnight. 684 00:41:55,683 --> 00:41:57,118 Like a sacrifice. 685 00:41:57,651 --> 00:41:59,220 Changing that subject, 686 00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,164 you want to go ahead and get to the party? 687 00:42:01,188 --> 00:42:02,223 Wait, hold on. 688 00:42:06,927 --> 00:42:08,529 Something smells. 689 00:42:10,364 --> 00:42:13,167 Something smells like Austin not being a little bitch 690 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,635 and coming with us. 691 00:42:14,668 --> 00:42:16,037 How many times do I have to say no? 692 00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:17,638 Dude, just close the store for an hour. 693 00:42:17,671 --> 00:42:19,073 Do you want me to get fired tonight? 694 00:42:19,673 --> 00:42:21,175 It's our last night on Earth. 695 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:22,643 And what if it isn't? 696 00:42:22,676 --> 00:42:24,178 Then I lose my job because of you 697 00:42:24,211 --> 00:42:25,956 and you're the one who wants to move in together. 698 00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:27,657 - So it really doesn't... - Ya'll are moving in together. 699 00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:29,259 - No, we're not. - We just haven't found a spot. 700 00:42:29,283 --> 00:42:31,085 - Stop saying we! - Why? 701 00:42:32,219 --> 00:42:33,587 Because... 702 00:42:34,755 --> 00:42:35,932 I don't know where I'm going to be this time next year. 703 00:42:35,956 --> 00:42:37,024 I do. 704 00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:39,936 Man you'll be right here selling cigarillos to the farmers 705 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,662 - of southwest Michigan. - Fuck you Jimmy. 706 00:42:41,695 --> 00:42:43,206 And you'll be living with Mom doing taco nights, 707 00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:44,975 which that part is fine, I have nothing against 708 00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:46,843 taco nights but meanwhile, we could be getting loaded 709 00:42:46,867 --> 00:42:48,736 and make a killing selling to all the kids 710 00:42:48,769 --> 00:42:50,147 at the high school right across the street man. 711 00:42:50,171 --> 00:42:51,748 You would not even have to drive to work. 712 00:42:51,772 --> 00:42:54,809 I'm not living by the high school. 713 00:42:54,842 --> 00:42:56,844 How come he gets invited to Taco Night? 714 00:42:57,244 --> 00:42:58,979 We have to stick together, okay? 715 00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:02,083 Look, society is going to fall apart tonight, 716 00:43:02,116 --> 00:43:03,818 and I am the only one taking it seriously. 717 00:43:03,851 --> 00:43:05,228 You really wants it to go down, it's hilarious. 718 00:43:05,252 --> 00:43:07,221 Hell, yes I do, man! 719 00:43:07,254 --> 00:43:10,724 It's going to be total anarchy, it's gonna be fucking awesome! 720 00:43:10,758 --> 00:43:12,693 Dude Justin has always said 721 00:43:12,726 --> 00:43:15,062 those conspiracy theories are for morons. 722 00:43:16,030 --> 00:43:18,866 - Yeah well, your brother's dead. - Jimmy! 723 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,602 Are you fucking kidding me? 724 00:43:23,737 --> 00:43:24,872 Say that again. 725 00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:28,309 Say what, Theodore? 726 00:43:29,877 --> 00:43:31,054 That your brother went and got himself killed? 727 00:43:31,078 --> 00:43:32,613 I'm not moving in with you. 728 00:43:39,153 --> 00:43:41,088 That's not what you said when we... 729 00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:45,893 You know, when we were growing up man. 730 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,928 We were 15 731 00:43:49,163 --> 00:43:50,297 I grew up. 732 00:44:05,713 --> 00:44:08,782 Well, you got him to leave. 733 00:44:14,788 --> 00:44:16,790 I'm using the money to move to New York Swear sky. 734 00:44:17,358 --> 00:44:18,726 I'm going with MJ. 735 00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:22,263 And I'm going to buy an ice cream shop on the beach. 736 00:45:45,312 --> 00:45:47,781 Quality Mart, this is a... 737 00:45:48,550 --> 00:45:51,418 - Hello? - Dude this party's insane! 738 00:45:51,452 --> 00:45:53,954 - Swear sky? - Everyone is here! 739 00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:56,290 - Are you drunk? - No! 740 00:45:56,323 --> 00:45:58,526 - I'm just blending in. - Just blending in, really? 741 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,528 Dude, stop worrying. 742 00:46:00,562 --> 00:46:02,496 No one knows about the money. 743 00:46:03,297 --> 00:46:06,133 - Is MJ there? - Ah Yeah. 744 00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:08,035 Oh and Jimmy brought cocaine. 745 00:46:08,068 --> 00:46:10,137 - Don't do drugs, Swear sky. - Real cocaine! 746 00:46:10,170 --> 00:46:13,274 Do you hear me? Don't do any drugs! 747 00:46:16,310 --> 00:46:18,279 You should see the dude that's here. 748 00:46:18,312 --> 00:46:20,047 He's in a 749 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,782 - Oh shit! - What's going on? 750 00:46:22,249 --> 00:46:25,452 - Oh shit. - Swear sky, what's going on? 751 00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:28,289 - Swear sky! - Wa-wa-wa-get my money out. 752 00:48:51,733 --> 00:48:53,934 - MJ. - Austin. 753 00:48:56,069 --> 00:48:57,404 Shouldn't you be at the party? 754 00:48:57,739 --> 00:48:59,206 No, I needed some air. 755 00:49:00,608 --> 00:49:02,476 We have great air here. 756 00:49:08,015 --> 00:49:09,517 So Swear sky says it's a great party. 757 00:49:09,551 --> 00:49:11,719 No, the party's here are overrated. 758 00:49:11,753 --> 00:49:13,454 They're all the same, college parties 759 00:49:13,487 --> 00:49:15,355 are going to be way classier. 760 00:49:17,124 --> 00:49:18,526 How would you possibly know that? 761 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,228 Just guess. I like a good guess. 762 00:49:23,230 --> 00:49:25,098 - You're trouble. - You like trouble. 763 00:49:28,570 --> 00:49:30,337 - Nice collar. - Thank you. 764 00:49:30,370 --> 00:49:31,606 - Mhmm. - Jimmy gave it to me. 765 00:49:31,639 --> 00:49:33,608 - It doesn't work for you. - I know. 766 00:49:33,641 --> 00:49:34,752 I also can't get it off my neck. 767 00:49:34,776 --> 00:49:36,109 Oh no. 768 00:49:39,246 --> 00:49:41,014 So about last night. 769 00:49:41,783 --> 00:49:43,016 I liked it. 770 00:49:44,051 --> 00:49:46,487 Well yeah but Austin it wasn't exactly what I... 771 00:49:46,521 --> 00:49:48,255 Was it bad? 772 00:49:48,288 --> 00:49:49,657 - No. - You can tell me. 773 00:49:49,691 --> 00:49:51,492 No, no, no. It's just... 774 00:49:51,526 --> 00:49:53,293 I just thought I should say that I don't 775 00:49:53,327 --> 00:49:55,395 normally do things like that. 776 00:49:56,129 --> 00:49:57,164 Me either. 777 00:49:57,397 --> 00:49:58,757 - I never want to again. - Shut up. 778 00:50:00,535 --> 00:50:04,171 I just didn't want you to think I was like some type of 779 00:50:04,739 --> 00:50:06,006 Slut? 780 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,786 I didn't mean that like I think you're a slut. 781 00:50:08,810 --> 00:50:10,444 I meant it like you may be thinking... 782 00:50:10,477 --> 00:50:12,312 It's just, it's NYU. 783 00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:16,216 You know? And I love this, whatever... 784 00:50:17,184 --> 00:50:18,285 this is but 785 00:50:18,820 --> 00:50:20,487 I can't make any promises. 786 00:50:21,823 --> 00:50:23,423 We have until September. 787 00:50:23,691 --> 00:50:25,560 We can hang out a bunch until then. 788 00:50:25,827 --> 00:50:28,161 We actually have a lot longer than September. 789 00:50:28,563 --> 00:50:30,765 - Hmm? - I'm moving to New York. 790 00:50:33,433 --> 00:50:35,502 - What? - I'm moving to New York. 791 00:50:38,606 --> 00:50:42,442 Austin, it's New York. It's expensive. 792 00:50:42,744 --> 00:50:44,478 I have a scholarship. 793 00:50:44,512 --> 00:50:46,356 - Yeah, I have money coming in. - From the Quality Mart? 794 00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:47,815 - Yes. - Hmm. 795 00:50:47,849 --> 00:50:50,217 Not like from... It's complicated. 796 00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:52,554 - Sounds very complicated. - You'll see. Okay? 797 00:50:52,587 --> 00:50:54,288 You just have to trust me. 798 00:50:54,321 --> 00:50:56,591 I'm gonna get us a place, it will be beautiful. 799 00:50:58,726 --> 00:51:01,194 - You're actually being serious? - Yes. 800 00:51:03,263 --> 00:51:04,498 I'm gonna take care of you. 801 00:51:06,734 --> 00:51:08,478 Austin, if you're trying to get me to hook up 802 00:51:08,502 --> 00:51:10,203 with you in a Quality Mart bathroom... 803 00:51:10,237 --> 00:51:11,739 it's not working. 804 00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,148 That's the problem with the Quality Mart, 805 00:51:55,182 --> 00:51:57,585 they totally suck in the teamwork department. 806 00:51:58,185 --> 00:52:00,320 No wonder why they're getting bought out! 807 00:52:00,922 --> 00:52:02,389 Look at that Exxon over there. 808 00:52:02,790 --> 00:52:04,358 That's a tightly run squad. 809 00:52:04,391 --> 00:52:05,627 Nobody fucks with those guys, 810 00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:07,260 you know why, Jennifer? 811 00:52:07,294 --> 00:52:09,329 Because they're a team, that's why. 812 00:52:10,263 --> 00:52:11,298 Hmm... 813 00:52:12,399 --> 00:52:14,434 There's a lot of stuff stuck up there. 814 00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:26,313 I swear to God, if someone doesn't show up in five seconds, 815 00:52:26,346 --> 00:52:28,482 I'm just going to take the beer myself. 816 00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:32,452 One... two five. 817 00:52:38,492 --> 00:52:40,193 - Jennifer. - Austin. 818 00:52:40,227 --> 00:52:41,395 What are you doing? 819 00:52:41,428 --> 00:52:43,330 Happy New Year to you too. 820 00:52:43,363 --> 00:52:45,533 Sorry we're just a little busy right now. 821 00:52:45,566 --> 00:52:46,901 Looks like it. 822 00:52:47,434 --> 00:52:48,603 What? You need something? 823 00:52:48,970 --> 00:52:51,204 Oh shit, you're here. 824 00:52:51,706 --> 00:52:52,774 Yeah, I'm here. 825 00:52:53,841 --> 00:52:57,612 Sorry, sorry, it's just... So you're working tonight, 826 00:52:57,645 --> 00:52:59,981 so you're not coming to the party? 827 00:53:00,014 --> 00:53:01,516 That would be sound logic, yeah. 828 00:53:02,984 --> 00:53:05,586 I tried to send you an IM earlier. 829 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:07,220 You weren't around but 830 00:53:07,254 --> 00:53:08,699 I really liked your away message, though. 831 00:53:08,723 --> 00:53:10,299 Blink 182's like my favorite band right now. 832 00:53:10,323 --> 00:53:11,826 Me too. Thank you. 833 00:53:11,859 --> 00:53:13,899 - Anyway, I need to talk to you. - This place sucks. 834 00:53:14,996 --> 00:53:16,496 They've got like two options. 835 00:53:16,531 --> 00:53:18,231 Should be easy to pick one then. 836 00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:20,535 You'd think so but like... 837 00:53:22,502 --> 00:53:24,839 - It's not. - He's amazing by the way. 838 00:53:24,872 --> 00:53:26,440 What a catch. 839 00:53:26,473 --> 00:53:27,584 I really need to talk to you about something. 840 00:53:27,608 --> 00:53:28,768 - It's real important. - Babe. 841 00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:32,279 I forgot my wallet. Cover me? 842 00:53:35,016 --> 00:53:36,851 - What's up fuckwad? - Hmm. 843 00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:38,619 - I only have my card. - He takes cards. 844 00:53:38,653 --> 00:53:41,589 - We do not take cards. - Then make me a tab Austin. 845 00:53:41,622 --> 00:53:43,758 Make you... This is a gas station Eric. 846 00:53:43,791 --> 00:53:45,035 Okay. You know, I'm good for it. 847 00:53:45,059 --> 00:53:46,627 I know you're not good for it. 848 00:53:46,661 --> 00:53:47,738 Also, I shouldn't be selling to you guys. 849 00:53:47,762 --> 00:53:49,463 What's that supposed to mean? 850 00:53:49,496 --> 00:53:51,398 It means you're not 21, Eric. 851 00:53:51,431 --> 00:53:53,366 I'm not... I'm not 21. 852 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,611 Do you know who you're talking to? 853 00:53:54,635 --> 00:53:56,236 Can you just go get your wallet? 854 00:53:56,436 --> 00:53:58,773 - It's cold and it's in the car. - Go to the car. 855 00:54:00,975 --> 00:54:03,343 Just give me your card and I'll use the ATM here, OK? 856 00:54:03,376 --> 00:54:05,445 No you can't, it's broken. 857 00:54:06,581 --> 00:54:07,949 So... 858 00:54:09,851 --> 00:54:11,886 - What? - It's shredding cards right now. 859 00:54:11,919 --> 00:54:13,521 So you can't use it. 860 00:54:13,554 --> 00:54:14,922 A lady put a card in it earlier 861 00:54:14,956 --> 00:54:16,524 and it shredded the entire thing. 862 00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:18,391 So you probably want to do that? 863 00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:20,628 - It's a bad idea. - No way. 864 00:54:20,661 --> 00:54:22,295 Okay, be my guest. Go test it out. 865 00:54:22,329 --> 00:54:23,664 Look at you, you're bluffing. 866 00:54:23,698 --> 00:54:25,432 Okay, you know what? 867 00:54:25,465 --> 00:54:26,777 Let me just write down your car number first, Eric. 868 00:54:26,801 --> 00:54:28,361 - Why? - So you can put it back together 869 00:54:32,472 --> 00:54:33,875 You're such a little bitch Austin. 870 00:54:35,743 --> 00:54:37,879 Oh whoops, whoops. 871 00:54:40,413 --> 00:54:41,682 You should clean that up. 872 00:54:43,483 --> 00:54:46,554 Real great guy, love him. You two together is perfect. 873 00:54:46,587 --> 00:54:48,288 - It's fantastic. - Yeah, shut up. 874 00:54:49,590 --> 00:54:51,692 By the way, I got a new number. 875 00:54:54,095 --> 00:54:55,530 It's OK. Everybody needs a rebound. 876 00:54:55,563 --> 00:54:56,807 Don't have nothing to ashamed of. 877 00:54:56,831 --> 00:54:58,398 Rebound? Fuck you. 878 00:54:58,431 --> 00:55:00,701 - Fuck you. - Yeah, fuck everyone, right. 879 00:55:02,837 --> 00:55:04,739 Oh, her Mary Jane. 880 00:55:04,772 --> 00:55:05,772 Jenny. 881 00:55:06,439 --> 00:55:09,076 It's Jennifer now so many Jenny's at MAC, 882 00:55:09,110 --> 00:55:10,945 I have no clue why. 883 00:55:10,978 --> 00:55:13,090 I mean, it's a popular name, but it's not that popular? 884 00:55:13,114 --> 00:55:14,816 - How are things? - Things are good? 885 00:55:14,849 --> 00:55:16,349 - Good. - Yeah. 886 00:55:16,383 --> 00:55:17,952 - How are things with you? - In college, 887 00:55:17,985 --> 00:55:19,754 so much different than high school, 888 00:55:19,787 --> 00:55:22,123 I mean It's fun. It's just a lot of work. 889 00:55:22,156 --> 00:55:23,867 Plus, I have a job at the students center... 890 00:55:23,891 --> 00:55:25,893 Still though, just community college, right? 891 00:55:28,896 --> 00:55:30,631 There's a great party going on tonight. 892 00:55:30,665 --> 00:55:32,967 - So you got a scholarship. - Yes. NYU. 893 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,870 - Wow. - Fuck this snow. 894 00:55:36,671 --> 00:55:38,405 It's not in there. 895 00:55:40,007 --> 00:55:41,776 Oh shit! 896 00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:46,514 Mary Jane, you look hot. 897 00:55:47,748 --> 00:55:48,916 Thanks. 898 00:55:49,951 --> 00:55:51,719 - Yeah. - Okay, well, 899 00:55:51,752 --> 00:55:53,130 I'm sorry that I couldn't help you guys this evening. 900 00:55:53,154 --> 00:55:55,590 - I hope you... - Just give me the beer, 901 00:55:55,623 --> 00:55:57,758 - you nerd. - No. 902 00:55:59,492 --> 00:56:01,028 Come on, dick bag. 903 00:56:01,629 --> 00:56:03,698 Or did you forget that I won the championship 904 00:56:04,065 --> 00:56:06,567 three years in a row. 905 00:56:07,535 --> 00:56:11,005 Austin, police officers in this town buy me beer. 906 00:56:11,038 --> 00:56:12,607 Which is true, by the way. 907 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,017 So you're not going to get in trouble. 908 00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,619 That's not the point Eric. It's a sale... 909 00:56:15,643 --> 00:56:17,545 Austin, I'm team captain of the football team! 910 00:56:17,578 --> 00:56:19,022 You were team captain, that was two years ago. 911 00:56:19,046 --> 00:56:20,648 You played football? 912 00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:23,651 Yeah, I played football. Quarterback every year. 913 00:56:23,951 --> 00:56:25,653 Multiple titles. You like uniforms? 914 00:56:25,686 --> 00:56:27,088 - Love them. Oh God. - Yeah? 915 00:56:27,121 --> 00:56:28,956 Three championships, should have been four. 916 00:56:28,990 --> 00:56:30,892 Were you in the stands? What'd you say? 917 00:56:30,925 --> 00:56:32,093 Take the beer. 918 00:56:34,996 --> 00:56:36,396 Hah! 919 00:56:38,232 --> 00:56:40,067 So if you could just come for a little bit, 920 00:56:40,101 --> 00:56:42,502 - then I think that we could... - Babe, we got to go. 921 00:56:42,536 --> 00:56:44,038 I'm in the middle of a conversation. 922 00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:46,031 No, no, we've got to get the beer to the boys now. 923 00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:48,776 Please just come for a little bit. 924 00:56:48,809 --> 00:56:50,544 There is so much I need to tell you. 925 00:56:50,578 --> 00:56:52,980 - OK? Ok. Ok cool. - Jennifer please. 926 00:56:53,014 --> 00:56:55,415 - This is important to me. - Let's go. 927 00:57:01,822 --> 00:57:03,066 Please just come for a little bit, 928 00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:04,659 there's so much I need to tell you. 929 00:57:04,692 --> 00:57:06,961 - MJ, please. - Just come to the party with me 930 00:57:06,994 --> 00:57:08,930 - and talk all night. - Yeah, that's nothing. 931 00:57:08,963 --> 00:57:10,164 - Okay? - It's fine. 932 00:57:11,265 --> 00:57:13,034 - What? - I said that's fine. 933 00:57:14,635 --> 00:57:15,870 Okay, fine. 934 00:57:15,903 --> 00:57:17,538 I just thought you guys broke up. 935 00:57:17,571 --> 00:57:19,439 We were never together to begin with. 936 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,543 - What? - So nothing's going on? 937 00:57:22,576 --> 00:57:24,679 - No, not at all. - Nothing is going on? 938 00:57:24,712 --> 00:57:26,490 Give me a break, we're friends, she has a new number. 939 00:57:26,514 --> 00:57:28,125 - You think I'm stupid? - No! I don't think 940 00:57:28,149 --> 00:57:29,817 - you're stupid. - You know, 941 00:57:29,850 --> 00:57:31,719 - all of you guys are the same. - What is that? 942 00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:38,726 Will you stop for just a second and listen. 943 00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:45,232 MJ! MJ stop! 944 00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:47,735 - I am doing all of this... - Doing what Austin? 945 00:57:47,768 --> 00:57:50,104 Working at a Quality Mart? Oh you're such a man. 946 00:57:50,137 --> 00:57:51,581 - You'll see tomorrow, watch! - Tomorrow?! 947 00:57:51,605 --> 00:57:52,983 Good. Yeah. Let's hang out tomorrow. 948 00:57:53,007 --> 00:57:54,575 It's a great idea. 949 00:57:54,608 --> 00:57:56,110 - You idiot. - You'll see. I promise. 950 00:57:56,143 --> 00:57:57,721 - You just have to trust me. - No Austin, 951 00:57:57,745 --> 00:57:59,189 you promised that we'd go to that party. 952 00:57:59,213 --> 00:58:00,857 And I'm sorry that we didn't go to the party, 953 00:58:00,881 --> 00:58:03,117 But who gives a fuck? I have a plan, okay? 954 00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:05,653 Just go and cool off, you're being crazy right now. 955 00:58:05,686 --> 00:58:06,954 - Crazy? - Yes. 956 00:58:07,822 --> 00:58:09,190 No, that came out wrong. 957 00:58:09,223 --> 00:58:10,867 - That's not what I... - Yeah it did Austin. 958 00:58:10,891 --> 00:58:12,626 You want me to go, fine. 959 00:58:14,195 --> 00:58:15,896 Only until tomorrow. 960 00:58:39,854 --> 00:58:41,655 - Long night? - I'm fine. 961 00:58:43,858 --> 00:58:45,860 - Golds, please. - Coming right up. 962 00:58:47,695 --> 00:58:48,839 It's going to be four twenty five. 963 00:58:48,863 --> 00:58:50,064 I got exact. 964 00:58:50,865 --> 00:58:52,933 I'm impressed. Experience right there. 965 00:58:55,002 --> 00:58:56,704 Looks like your little girlfriend's mad. 966 00:58:57,104 --> 00:58:58,539 Not my girlfriend. 967 00:58:59,673 --> 00:59:01,642 Maybe she was and now she's not 968 00:59:01,675 --> 00:59:03,277 or maybe we still are, couldn't tell ya. 969 00:59:05,279 --> 00:59:07,248 - I just think that you should... - Mom. 970 00:59:08,249 --> 00:59:10,551 - Please stop. - Okay. 971 00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:13,954 So just the cigarettes? 972 00:59:14,155 --> 00:59:15,623 Yeah, just these things. 973 00:59:16,257 --> 00:59:18,125 I'll be at the Pioneer if you need me. I 974 00:59:18,159 --> 00:59:19,560 Sounds good. 975 00:59:26,367 --> 00:59:27,568 What? 976 00:59:29,837 --> 00:59:31,105 I'm leaving your father. 977 00:59:32,406 --> 00:59:33,641 Wow. 978 00:59:34,408 --> 00:59:36,911 - Tomorrow, first thing. - What? 979 00:59:37,845 --> 00:59:39,356 What kind of 'what', like I don't know what... 980 00:59:39,380 --> 00:59:42,249 No, that's cool, but really? 981 00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:45,986 - I want you to be there. - Where? 982 00:59:47,121 --> 00:59:48,589 At the prison, if you want. 983 00:59:49,924 --> 00:59:51,892 - Why? - Just if you want. 984 00:59:51,926 --> 00:59:53,703 Mom, I don't want to spend the first day of the new millennium 985 00:59:53,727 --> 00:59:55,105 - in prison with my... - Well I just thought that... 986 00:59:55,129 --> 00:59:56,130 It's a no. 987 00:59:57,164 --> 00:59:58,732 I'm not going to do that. 988 01:00:00,134 --> 01:00:01,378 You got to do what you gotta do, 989 01:00:01,402 --> 01:00:02,870 and you gotta do it by yourself, kid. 990 01:00:04,038 --> 01:00:05,239 I raised a smart kid, 991 01:00:05,272 --> 01:00:07,308 smart ass, but still smart. 992 01:00:08,042 --> 01:00:09,319 That'll get you in trouble someday. 993 01:00:09,343 --> 01:00:10,344 Thanks. 994 01:00:11,078 --> 01:00:14,148 Don't you need to get a drink with your friends? 995 01:00:16,417 --> 01:00:18,953 Yeah, I should grab a drink. 996 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:20,754 You should grab a Turbo Cola. 997 01:02:00,454 --> 01:02:04,191 -This place -Right. 998 01:02:07,294 --> 01:02:08,862 It's like a magic spell. 999 01:02:09,531 --> 01:02:10,864 It's beautiful. 1000 01:02:11,999 --> 01:02:14,835 It's not exactly what I would say but okay. 1001 01:02:14,868 --> 01:02:16,070 No, it is. 1002 01:02:17,871 --> 01:02:20,274 Man it sucks here, it's bad, 1003 01:02:20,307 --> 01:02:22,276 and that's why people like you and me 1004 01:02:22,309 --> 01:02:27,915 we stick around working, drinking, fucking, dying. 1005 01:02:30,918 --> 01:02:32,152 What's wrong with you? 1006 01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,122 - I'm happy. - You seem drunk. 1007 01:02:35,155 --> 01:02:36,423 - No. - Are you drunk? 1008 01:02:37,458 --> 01:02:39,293 It's New Year's Eve man. 1009 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,404 You haven't tried ecstasy? It's awesome. 1010 01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:43,864 - And I feel amazing. - You're on ecstasy? 1011 01:02:43,897 --> 01:02:45,567 - Oh I'd say so. - Right now at the store? 1012 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,901 - You want one? - No. 1013 01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:51,438 I'm going back inside, don't follow me. 1014 01:02:55,909 --> 01:02:57,921 You remember that time when we drove down Eight Mile Road 1015 01:02:57,945 --> 01:02:59,346 and took out those mailboxes? 1016 01:03:00,381 --> 01:03:01,782 Yeah. 1017 01:03:03,117 --> 01:03:05,587 With the dad's golf putter. 1018 01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:08,255 Yeah, right, right. 1019 01:03:10,324 --> 01:03:11,825 Swear sky wasn't paying attention, 1020 01:03:11,859 --> 01:03:13,227 he knocked over that stop sign. 1021 01:03:16,230 --> 01:03:17,998 We could have killed someone, Jimmy. 1022 01:03:18,465 --> 01:03:20,200 We propped it back up. 1023 01:03:21,001 --> 01:03:23,571 Yeah and we totaled Swearsky's parent's car in the process. 1024 01:03:23,605 --> 01:03:25,139 They got a new one. 1025 01:03:29,544 --> 01:03:31,478 You know, you've been a horrible influence. 1026 01:03:31,513 --> 01:03:32,813 You like it. 1027 01:03:35,249 --> 01:03:36,850 It's been a good time. 1028 01:03:39,353 --> 01:03:41,488 Why the fuck do you talk like? 1029 01:03:43,157 --> 01:03:44,458 Hmm? 1030 01:03:44,491 --> 01:03:46,060 Like it's all over. 1031 01:03:46,093 --> 01:03:47,337 Like you just done with everything, man. 1032 01:03:47,361 --> 01:03:48,405 Maybe this is just the beginning. 1033 01:03:48,429 --> 01:03:49,531 What's this about? 1034 01:03:52,232 --> 01:03:53,967 Life is unpredictable. 1035 01:03:58,506 --> 01:04:00,107 I'm thinking about moving. 1036 01:04:01,275 --> 01:04:03,110 What are you too good for this place? 1037 01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:04,488 - That's not what I'm saying. - You're going to abandon me. 1038 01:04:04,512 --> 01:04:06,280 No. 1039 01:04:06,313 --> 01:04:08,024 You are my friend Jimmy. You will always be my friend. 1040 01:04:08,048 --> 01:04:09,527 Things cannot be like how they used to be. 1041 01:04:09,551 --> 01:04:11,852 - Because you're giving up. - Because I'm growing up. 1042 01:04:14,321 --> 01:04:15,523 I'm sorry. 1043 01:04:30,471 --> 01:04:31,673 Jimmy. 1044 01:04:31,706 --> 01:04:33,240 Jimmy, you can't use the bathroom. 1045 01:04:33,273 --> 01:04:34,417 - You're not better than me. - Stop. 1046 01:04:34,441 --> 01:04:36,243 Jimmy, Jimmy. 1047 01:04:36,276 --> 01:04:38,011 - I swear to God. - You're not moving. 1048 01:04:38,045 --> 01:04:39,246 Yes, I am. 1049 01:04:39,279 --> 01:04:41,115 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am. 1050 01:04:41,148 --> 01:04:42,660 I'm making something of myself, you should... 1051 01:04:42,684 --> 01:04:44,619 Like what man? A poet. 1052 01:04:46,053 --> 01:04:47,555 I've seen your fucking notebook. 1053 01:04:48,322 --> 01:04:50,357 - Open the door. - Man you're not good. 1054 01:04:58,633 --> 01:05:01,502 Just come out of the bathroom and talk to me. 1055 01:05:12,112 --> 01:05:13,648 Did you just snort something? 1056 01:05:14,047 --> 01:05:15,282 What is your problem? 1057 01:05:18,385 --> 01:05:20,320 Jimmy, let me in! 1058 01:05:21,321 --> 01:05:24,091 Jimmy, open the door! 1059 01:05:25,392 --> 01:05:26,594 What is your problem? 1060 01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:28,996 You. 1061 01:05:32,499 --> 01:05:34,602 Jimmy! 1062 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:09,403 Crack one open today, your chance to win a prize. 1063 01:06:13,641 --> 01:06:16,210 Thank you Chris, it's a beautiful night. 1064 01:06:16,243 --> 01:06:18,613 Let me tell you what, from the end of the world, 1065 01:06:18,646 --> 01:06:20,615 spirits sure are bright. 1066 01:06:20,648 --> 01:06:22,550 If you look behind me, 1067 01:06:23,050 --> 01:06:26,153 Wrenchy is lit up, he is ready to drop. 1068 01:06:26,186 --> 01:06:28,523 I wish you could be down here, 1069 01:06:28,556 --> 01:06:31,024 just amidst the atmosphere, Chris. 1070 01:06:31,058 --> 01:06:32,794 I mean, it's really something. 1071 01:06:32,827 --> 01:06:34,428 It's-it's magic... 1072 01:06:40,668 --> 01:06:43,303 Austin's too good for this fucking town, huh? 1073 01:06:43,337 --> 01:06:44,772 - Jimmy! Jimmy! - Whoo! 1074 01:06:44,806 --> 01:06:46,382 You think you're going to fucking take off? 1075 01:06:46,406 --> 01:06:48,384 - Jimmy, there's cameras. - You think I give a shit 1076 01:06:48,408 --> 01:06:49,544 about those fucking cameras? 1077 01:06:50,177 --> 01:06:51,513 Are you fucking kidding me. 1078 01:06:51,546 --> 01:06:53,180 - This is my store! - You know what, man? 1079 01:06:53,213 --> 01:06:54,653 I don't like being lied to like that. 1080 01:06:54,682 --> 01:06:56,518 Yes, I think you'd be used to it by now... 1081 01:06:56,551 --> 01:06:58,529 You've got no fucking money, where you think you're going? 1082 01:06:58,553 --> 01:07:00,487 - You wouldn't know that! - I would know that! 1083 01:07:01,623 --> 01:07:03,725 Not anymore Jimmy. 1084 01:07:10,698 --> 01:07:14,368 Man fuck you and your western ideological bullshit. 1085 01:07:39,527 --> 01:07:41,361 - Quality Mart. - Wait. Wait. 1086 01:07:41,395 --> 01:07:42,730 No, thanks. 1087 01:07:42,764 --> 01:07:44,307 - Hello? - I'm on the phone, one second. 1088 01:07:44,331 --> 01:07:45,800 Austin, Can you hear me? 1089 01:07:49,136 --> 01:07:52,072 - I'm at Pioneer. - Yeah, I know. 1090 01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:54,509 No. The pioneer. 1091 01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:56,076 Wow. Really? 1092 01:07:56,410 --> 01:07:57,745 You having a good New Year's baby? 1093 01:07:58,345 --> 01:08:00,480 - Yeah, it's good. - Just leave! 1094 01:08:00,515 --> 01:08:02,449 Go to that party and the fallout shelter. 1095 01:08:02,482 --> 01:08:04,184 How do you know about that? 1096 01:08:04,217 --> 01:08:06,119 - I'm still cool. - Is Swear sky by you? 1097 01:08:07,421 --> 01:08:08,756 I'm bringing you dinner. 1098 01:08:08,790 --> 01:08:10,390 Okay. Thank you 1099 01:08:11,726 --> 01:08:14,629 Do you mind if I get a lunch with the girls tomorrow? 1100 01:08:15,697 --> 01:08:17,197 - The girls? - Yeah. 1101 01:08:17,230 --> 01:08:18,733 Yeah, that's fine. 1102 01:08:18,766 --> 01:08:21,234 Listen, I wanted to talk to you and let you know... 1103 01:08:21,268 --> 01:08:23,170 Hold on sec shit. 1104 01:08:24,237 --> 01:08:27,809 I can be there for moral support and whatnot, drive you. 1105 01:08:27,842 --> 01:08:30,645 - I just can't go anywhere. - I'm on the phone, one second. 1106 01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:32,880 Wait what? 1107 01:08:32,914 --> 01:08:35,349 Dad, you're divorcing dad tomorrow. 1108 01:08:35,382 --> 01:08:38,151 Oh sweetheart, we have to talk about that. 1109 01:08:38,185 --> 01:08:39,930 What is there to talk about? He's a piece of shit. 1110 01:08:39,954 --> 01:08:41,823 You're finally cutting ties with him. 1111 01:08:41,856 --> 01:08:44,792 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, honey, I'm just not sure 1112 01:08:44,826 --> 01:08:46,828 tomorrow is a good day. 1113 01:08:47,662 --> 01:08:48,663 Did you talk to him? 1114 01:08:48,696 --> 01:08:49,931 He's doing really well. 1115 01:08:49,964 --> 01:08:51,666 He sounds much different. 1116 01:08:53,266 --> 01:08:54,902 Yeah. What, baby? Hello? 1117 01:08:54,936 --> 01:08:56,638 I gotta customer, I gotta go. 1118 01:08:56,671 --> 01:08:59,272 I love you. Bringing you dinner... 1119 01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:08,281 Fuck! 1120 01:09:12,352 --> 01:09:13,688 Fucking damn it! 1121 01:09:36,711 --> 01:09:37,979 Where the medical supplies? 1122 01:09:38,012 --> 01:09:39,479 Aisle three. 1123 01:09:39,781 --> 01:09:41,314 What happened? 1124 01:09:41,348 --> 01:09:42,626 Mary Jane hit him with a beer bottle dude! 1125 01:09:42,650 --> 01:09:44,284 Look at how big this gash is. 1126 01:09:44,317 --> 01:09:46,420 - Fuck that bitch! - That bitch fucked you up. 1127 01:09:46,453 --> 01:09:48,690 - I don't hit girls. - You tried. 1128 01:09:48,723 --> 01:09:50,357 - Screw you. - Austin, 1129 01:09:50,390 --> 01:09:51,702 All you have are band-aids and rubbing alcohol. 1130 01:09:51,726 --> 01:09:53,293 - There's gauze in the back. - Where? 1131 01:09:53,326 --> 01:09:55,295 - By the Spam. - What? 1132 01:09:55,328 --> 01:09:57,765 - I'm calling him an ambulance. - No, no, no you can't! 1133 01:09:57,799 --> 01:09:59,767 I'm not going to let him die in a Quality Mart. 1134 01:09:59,801 --> 01:10:01,334 - What? - He's fine, look! 1135 01:10:01,368 --> 01:10:02,837 - No. I'm going to... - Stop talking! 1136 01:10:02,870 --> 01:10:05,873 Coach, it's one bad play in four years, 1137 01:10:05,907 --> 01:10:07,642 and I am Eric Sampson. 1138 01:10:08,009 --> 01:10:10,444 I got my ex-girlfriend and my next girlfriend 1139 01:10:10,477 --> 01:10:11,913 in the stands. 1140 01:10:11,946 --> 01:10:14,882 Put me in! It's one bad play, coach. 1141 01:10:14,916 --> 01:10:16,627 - He's just confused. - Yeah, I'm gonna call... 1142 01:10:16,651 --> 01:10:18,485 - You've got to stop it. - Austin! 1143 01:10:18,519 --> 01:10:20,722 He's full of odd drugs and stuff. 1144 01:10:20,755 --> 01:10:22,733 I mean, look at him. I don't even know what he's on. 1145 01:10:22,757 --> 01:10:24,592 Yeah exactly. If they catch him right now, 1146 01:10:24,625 --> 01:10:26,269 they won't even patch you up, they'll just arrest him. 1147 01:10:26,293 --> 01:10:27,604 - He could end up dead. - I don't think 1148 01:10:27,628 --> 01:10:29,329 - that's how it works. - Yes, it is. 1149 01:10:29,362 --> 01:10:31,374 Completely how it works, always after the little guy. 1150 01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:33,342 He could do 10-20 because of this, that what you want? 1151 01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:34,769 No, no. 1152 01:10:35,536 --> 01:10:37,370 Okay, he needs water. 1153 01:10:37,404 --> 01:10:39,483 - I'll get him a Turbo Cola. - That's a really good idea. 1154 01:10:39,507 --> 01:10:40,908 What are you talking about? 1155 01:10:41,308 --> 01:10:44,912 Oh! All right! Finally, some excitement. 1156 01:10:44,946 --> 01:10:46,647 - What happened? - Mary Jane hit him with 1157 01:10:46,681 --> 01:10:48,025 a beer bar battle and now he's gonna die. 1158 01:10:48,049 --> 01:10:50,317 - Your pupils are massive. - Thank you. 1159 01:10:50,651 --> 01:10:53,286 - Thank you. - What? Water! 1160 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:55,523 Swear sky, water! 1161 01:11:00,795 --> 01:11:01,929 Damn... 1162 01:11:02,730 --> 01:11:04,498 - This is bad. - I know. 1163 01:11:04,532 --> 01:11:05,900 This is really bad, 1164 01:11:05,933 --> 01:11:07,533 you guys shouldn't have brought him here. 1165 01:11:07,802 --> 01:11:10,805 Hey, Swear sky! 1166 01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:14,942 We have to take him to a hospital. 1167 01:11:14,976 --> 01:11:16,844 You can't call 911, they will arrest him. 1168 01:11:17,078 --> 01:11:19,312 Hmm. That's not how this works. 1169 01:11:19,747 --> 01:11:20,882 Hey baby, 1170 01:11:21,682 --> 01:11:23,416 you want to take a ride in the Stang? 1171 01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:25,285 Huh? 1172 01:11:26,554 --> 01:11:28,589 Yeah, bet you do too. 1173 01:11:30,591 --> 01:11:32,435 No, he's still talking. I think he's going to be okay. 1174 01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:33,561 He'll be fine. 1175 01:11:33,961 --> 01:11:35,395 - I didn't mean to... - Save it. 1176 01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:36,898 He's had it coming for a long time. 1177 01:11:38,365 --> 01:11:40,601 Austin, we've got to get him outta here. 1178 01:11:40,635 --> 01:11:42,670 - I know! - Dude, if that cop comes back... 1179 01:11:42,703 --> 01:11:45,106 I know! You take care of him. 1180 01:11:45,139 --> 01:11:47,440 And I'm going to take care of him. It's that simple. 1181 01:11:49,610 --> 01:11:50,745 Hey, Jim. 1182 01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:54,081 Yeah? 1183 01:11:54,115 --> 01:11:55,683 I wasn't supposed to bring him here. 1184 01:11:55,716 --> 01:11:57,417 How am I supposed to care of him now? 1185 01:11:57,450 --> 01:11:59,563 No kidding, Swear sky! Shouldn't have brought him here. 1186 01:11:59,587 --> 01:12:02,089 You know you can try and be nicer to them in here. 1187 01:12:02,123 --> 01:12:03,691 What do you mean? 1188 01:12:03,724 --> 01:12:05,364 I just want to leave a good memory is all. 1189 01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:07,995 Oh, I don't know. 1190 01:12:08,461 --> 01:12:10,473 - But now you've gotta... - We shouldn't be doing this. 1191 01:12:10,497 --> 01:12:12,365 I know! Take care of it. 1192 01:12:15,536 --> 01:12:17,147 Why did Thompson transfer to another school? 1193 01:12:17,171 --> 01:12:18,973 You know what, fuck you Jimmy! 1194 01:12:19,006 --> 01:12:21,526 - Who am I supposed to believe? - You're supposed to believe me! 1195 01:12:24,045 --> 01:12:26,514 So what, I'm some whore because Eric grabbed my ass. 1196 01:12:26,547 --> 01:12:28,348 - No. - I'm not a toy. 1197 01:12:28,950 --> 01:12:29,984 You know... 1198 01:12:30,751 --> 01:12:32,987 You need to stop hanging out with Austin, Swear sky. 1199 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:34,755 I can get you girls. 1200 01:12:38,159 --> 01:12:41,394 You could be a king in this town. 1201 01:12:41,428 --> 01:12:42,639 Both of you guys need to calm down... 1202 01:12:42,663 --> 01:12:44,174 - Can you just stand up for me?! - Okay! 1203 01:12:44,198 --> 01:12:45,900 Don't just say OK when I tell you to! 1204 01:12:45,933 --> 01:12:47,077 Wait a minute, who treats you like that? 1205 01:12:47,101 --> 01:12:48,435 All of you! 1206 01:12:49,502 --> 01:12:50,614 You don't think I hear what you guys say about me? 1207 01:12:50,638 --> 01:12:53,406 What all of you say about me! I'm not fucking four! 1208 01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:54,742 MJ, please don't throw shit. 1209 01:12:54,775 --> 01:12:56,744 Yeah MJ, don't throw shit! 1210 01:12:56,777 --> 01:12:58,512 I thought you liked it when I was trouble? 1211 01:13:03,584 --> 01:13:04,852 What? 1212 01:13:07,188 --> 01:13:08,948 I don't I don't tell you everything, Jim-Jam. 1213 01:13:10,825 --> 01:13:12,102 The fuck is that supposed to mean? 1214 01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:13,628 Who knows? But we need to get Eric 1215 01:13:13,661 --> 01:13:15,221 - to the hospital... - Shut the fuck up. 1216 01:13:17,798 --> 01:13:19,133 You and Austin? 1217 01:13:24,138 --> 01:13:26,073 Okay, well, that makes sense why you're so set on 1218 01:13:26,107 --> 01:13:27,642 being friendly all of a sudden. 1219 01:13:27,675 --> 01:13:29,176 Why Austin's been such a dick to you. 1220 01:13:29,210 --> 01:13:30,687 He's getting back together with Jennifer anyway. 1221 01:13:30,711 --> 01:13:32,513 No, I don't-I don't think so. 1222 01:13:32,546 --> 01:13:34,649 Well, we're less than two minutes to midnight... 1223 01:13:34,682 --> 01:13:36,050 You're supposed to be my friend. 1224 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:37,194 Sorry you had to break it to you, Jim. 1225 01:13:37,218 --> 01:13:39,120 But not everything is about you. 1226 01:13:39,153 --> 01:13:41,055 - Oh but it is. - It's not! 1227 01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:42,790 You want to know why I hate you so much MJ? 1228 01:13:42,823 --> 01:13:44,659 - Why? - Because I constantly have 1229 01:13:44,692 --> 01:13:46,536 to listen to Mom and Dad talk about how great you are. 1230 01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,529 Everything comes so easily for you! 1231 01:13:48,562 --> 01:13:49,940 - You always get what you want! - And I'm getting out! 1232 01:13:49,964 --> 01:13:51,232 And now you're trying to steal 1233 01:13:51,265 --> 01:13:52,609 the one thing I fucking care about. 1234 01:13:52,633 --> 01:13:54,467 It's not stealing, Jimmy. 1235 01:13:55,269 --> 01:13:56,604 You're such a loser. 1236 01:13:58,105 --> 01:14:00,017 You want to say that so the rest of the class can hear you. 1237 01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:01,575 Yeah, Jim, you're a loser. 1238 01:14:02,009 --> 01:14:03,820 You want to know why people like hanging out with me? 1239 01:14:03,844 --> 01:14:05,579 Because I actually tried. 1240 01:14:05,613 --> 01:14:07,480 I'm actually making something out of myself. 1241 01:14:07,515 --> 01:14:09,159 I don't make people feel obligated to hang out with me 1242 01:14:09,183 --> 01:14:11,052 because I sell them drugs. 1243 01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:14,922 You're nothing but a desperate punk wannabe poser. 1244 01:14:18,259 --> 01:14:19,727 Does everyone feel that way? 1245 01:14:20,928 --> 01:14:22,697 You're kind of a dick sometimes, man. 1246 01:14:22,730 --> 01:14:24,031 Jimmy, look, 1247 01:14:24,065 --> 01:14:25,142 me and her has nothing to do with us. 1248 01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:26,634 It's fine. 1249 01:14:27,201 --> 01:14:28,602 You guys have a happy New Year. 1250 01:14:28,636 --> 01:14:30,237 Jimmy. Look 1251 01:14:30,271 --> 01:14:32,573 You're not mad Austin and I hooked up, you're jealous. 1252 01:14:32,606 --> 01:14:34,542 Am I a loser now MJ, huh? 1253 01:14:35,676 --> 01:14:37,712 Stop fucking talking. 1254 01:14:37,745 --> 01:14:39,180 Come on man, put the gun down. 1255 01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:41,215 - You're scaring... - I swear to Christ Swear sky. 1256 01:14:45,753 --> 01:14:46,954 Whoa. 1257 01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:51,726 Jimmy, put the gun down. 1258 01:14:51,759 --> 01:14:52,793 Stop. 1259 01:14:54,195 --> 01:14:55,563 Jimmy put... 1260 01:14:58,065 --> 01:14:59,633 - put the gun down. - Stop! 1261 01:15:01,302 --> 01:15:03,537 -Jimmy -Stop fucking moving! 1262 01:15:35,069 --> 01:15:36,604 Fucking Christ! 1263 01:15:50,017 --> 01:15:51,318 Holy freak! 1264 01:15:51,352 --> 01:15:52,787 - Oh my God! - What the fuck! 1265 01:15:52,820 --> 01:15:54,055 Oh my gosh Jimmy! 1266 01:15:54,088 --> 01:15:55,656 Why do you have a gun? 1267 01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:57,324 Stop. Stop. Stop. 1268 01:15:57,358 --> 01:15:59,060 - Shut... - What the fuck! 1269 01:16:04,365 --> 01:16:05,699 Shut up! 1270 01:16:20,981 --> 01:16:25,119 Look... look at me! 1271 01:16:30,791 --> 01:16:34,662 I've only got about 10 minutes before I pass out. 1272 01:16:35,262 --> 01:16:36,831 - Oh my God. - No, no, no, no, no. 1273 01:16:36,864 --> 01:16:38,599 No God. 1274 01:16:39,433 --> 01:16:40,734 Here's the game plan. 1275 01:16:43,003 --> 01:16:45,039 Jennifer, Jimmy, 1276 01:16:45,906 --> 01:16:46,941 take me to the car. 1277 01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:49,210 Jennifer. 1278 01:16:50,277 --> 01:16:52,277 Since you're not high on God knows what, you drive. 1279 01:16:52,913 --> 01:16:54,682 - Jimmy, bring the gun. - What? 1280 01:16:55,149 --> 01:16:56,750 He didn't shoot me. 1281 01:16:58,285 --> 01:16:59,620 Did you? 1282 01:17:01,155 --> 01:17:02,289 I... 1283 01:17:02,323 --> 01:17:03,824 Say it with me, Jimmy! 1284 01:17:05,426 --> 01:17:06,760 I didn't shoot him. 1285 01:17:08,829 --> 01:17:10,931 - I didn't mean to... - Jimmy. 1286 01:17:11,232 --> 01:17:13,701 Hey, look at me, 1287 01:17:14,435 --> 01:17:16,036 I don't have time for this. 1288 01:17:17,171 --> 01:17:19,140 Say it with me, Jimmy. 1289 01:17:19,173 --> 01:17:21,675 I didn't shoot him! 1290 01:17:24,044 --> 01:17:25,246 Someone came in 1291 01:17:25,813 --> 01:17:27,915 to rob the old Quality Mart. 1292 01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:31,652 Naturally, I stood up to that person. 1293 01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:34,221 They shot me and ran off. 1294 01:17:35,789 --> 01:17:37,725 Jimmy over here picked up the gun, 1295 01:17:39,326 --> 01:17:41,195 right, Jimmy? 1296 01:17:41,996 --> 01:17:43,330 You picked up the gun? 1297 01:17:43,831 --> 01:17:45,666 - Yeah. - Austin? 1298 01:17:48,335 --> 01:17:49,370 You... 1299 01:17:51,272 --> 01:17:53,774 I need you to get all this money off the ground. 1300 01:17:53,807 --> 01:17:54,985 We don't know where the money came from. 1301 01:17:55,009 --> 01:17:56,710 Swear sky. Yes, we do. 1302 01:17:56,744 --> 01:17:58,345 A bullet hit the ATM, 1303 01:17:59,813 --> 01:18:01,682 - and short circuited it. - He's right. 1304 01:18:02,116 --> 01:18:03,684 - I saw it. - Of course I'm right. 1305 01:18:04,418 --> 01:18:06,187 So you need to get the money back inside. 1306 01:18:06,220 --> 01:18:07,460 How are we supposed to do that? 1307 01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:10,457 There's probably a way, I'm sure. 1308 01:18:10,491 --> 01:18:11,992 And then erase the tapes. 1309 01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:16,096 - I don't think there's... - No, if there's nothing missing, 1310 01:18:16,130 --> 01:18:17,498 - then it doesn't matter. - But... 1311 01:18:17,532 --> 01:18:20,834 - No, no, he's right. - Thank you. 1312 01:18:21,235 --> 01:18:22,369 So say it back to me. 1313 01:18:23,103 --> 01:18:24,805 Now! Come on! 1314 01:18:24,838 --> 01:18:27,841 Uh, Jimmy and I put you in the car and I drive. 1315 01:18:28,108 --> 01:18:29,310 Good Jennifer. 1316 01:18:31,145 --> 01:18:33,447 Burglar came in and... 1317 01:18:35,249 --> 01:18:37,519 Nope. Nope. Nope. Come on, Jimmy. You could do this. 1318 01:18:37,552 --> 01:18:38,852 A burglar came in... 1319 01:18:40,154 --> 01:18:41,822 He came in and shot you. 1320 01:18:41,855 --> 01:18:44,158 I grabbed the gun and he ran. 1321 01:18:44,191 --> 01:18:45,726 There he is. 1322 01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:48,128 We clean up the blood, the vomit, the money 1323 01:18:48,162 --> 01:18:49,330 and wiped the tapes. 1324 01:18:49,997 --> 01:18:52,900 Woohoo Swear sky! Talk dirty to me, baby. 1325 01:18:52,933 --> 01:18:54,335 I knew you had it in you. 1326 01:18:57,271 --> 01:18:58,405 Austin. 1327 01:18:59,473 --> 01:19:02,443 - Nothing can be missing. - I know. 1328 01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:03,877 Yes, I get it. 1329 01:19:03,911 --> 01:19:06,180 Okay, great, and last. 1330 01:19:06,213 --> 01:19:07,915 - MJ? - Yeah. 1331 01:19:10,317 --> 01:19:11,952 I'm sorry I grabbed your ass. 1332 01:19:13,020 --> 01:19:15,990 - Thanks. - But you've got a great ass. 1333 01:19:16,023 --> 01:19:17,525 - Okay. - Let's go! Break! 1334 01:19:17,559 --> 01:19:19,193 Come on, get me up. 1335 01:19:19,226 --> 01:19:23,297 They are in a party mood. 1336 01:19:24,098 --> 01:19:27,301 I'll tell you, I would not want to be the man 1337 01:19:27,334 --> 01:19:28,369 cleaning this mess up. 1338 01:19:29,503 --> 01:19:31,905 You won't find a happier group of people 1339 01:19:32,206 --> 01:19:34,174 anywhere in the world, back to... 1340 01:19:51,458 --> 01:19:53,193 Ah, fuck. 1341 01:19:53,227 --> 01:19:55,162 - You in? - I'm in. 1342 01:19:55,195 --> 01:19:57,398 Ok. Ok. Ok. 1343 01:19:58,932 --> 01:20:02,336 Ok Jimmy? 1344 01:20:06,273 --> 01:20:07,341 Come on. 1345 01:20:10,612 --> 01:20:11,845 Jimmy. 1346 01:20:13,113 --> 01:20:14,348 Just close the door. 1347 01:20:19,086 --> 01:20:20,220 What? 1348 01:20:21,088 --> 01:20:23,357 - Cut by the high school. - What? 1349 01:20:23,891 --> 01:20:25,326 It'll be quicker. 1350 01:20:25,359 --> 01:20:28,362 Where are you going? Jimmy? 1351 01:20:31,231 --> 01:20:32,433 Jimmy! 1352 01:20:46,681 --> 01:20:48,215 - MJ. - What? 1353 01:20:48,248 --> 01:20:50,417 - Where's your duffel bag? - Over there. 1354 01:20:50,451 --> 01:20:51,985 Okay, okay. 1355 01:21:09,303 --> 01:21:11,539 - What are you doing? - This is it. 1356 01:21:12,005 --> 01:21:14,041 - What? - New York. 1357 01:21:14,074 --> 01:21:15,686 This wasn't exactly how I expected things to go, 1358 01:21:15,710 --> 01:21:17,512 but it's fine, we just have to keep moving. 1359 01:21:17,545 --> 01:21:19,446 Give me that, thank you. 1360 01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:24,127 Austin, there's no bullet hole in the ATM. 1361 01:21:24,151 --> 01:21:25,185 Exactly. 1362 01:21:26,420 --> 01:21:28,740 It's what I was talking about, why I had to miss the party. 1363 01:21:30,725 --> 01:21:31,959 Oh my God. 1364 01:21:32,459 --> 01:21:34,294 - What? - Your stealing it? 1365 01:21:34,562 --> 01:21:37,197 No, no. Well, yeah, 1366 01:21:37,231 --> 01:21:39,133 but I don't have time to explain right now. 1367 01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:40,611 - Just keep going, please. - What do you mean? 1368 01:21:40,635 --> 01:21:42,202 This is it! 1369 01:21:42,236 --> 01:21:43,614 This is how we get our place in New York. 1370 01:21:43,638 --> 01:21:44,682 This is how we go there and live our dreams. 1371 01:21:44,706 --> 01:21:46,206 It's what we've worked for. 1372 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,675 This is what you were talking about? 1373 01:21:47,709 --> 01:21:49,577 - Yeah. - This is crazy. 1374 01:21:49,611 --> 01:21:51,345 Austin, you're crazy. 1375 01:21:53,180 --> 01:21:54,692 Listen, I didn't think somebody was going to get shot. 1376 01:21:54,716 --> 01:21:56,326 That's not my fault. When we planned this, 1377 01:21:56,350 --> 01:21:57,685 we thought we were going to be 1378 01:21:57,719 --> 01:21:59,095 the two people here the entire night. 1379 01:21:59,119 --> 01:22:00,354 - Who's we? - Me and Swear sky. 1380 01:22:00,622 --> 01:22:02,557 We were planning it all last week. 1381 01:22:02,590 --> 01:22:04,692 - Someone got shot Austin. - That wasn't my fault. 1382 01:22:04,726 --> 01:22:06,193 I had nothing to do with it. 1383 01:22:06,493 --> 01:22:08,195 Oh my God, you're a fucking idiot. 1384 01:22:09,196 --> 01:22:10,565 You just have to trust me. 1385 01:22:10,598 --> 01:22:12,700 I worked really hard on this for you. For us. 1386 01:22:12,734 --> 01:22:14,201 You worked hard for what, a week? 1387 01:22:14,234 --> 01:22:16,036 Austin, I've worked hard my whole life. 1388 01:22:16,069 --> 01:22:18,205 I got a scholarship. You're robbing a gas station. 1389 01:22:19,674 --> 01:22:23,310 The money is insured, we're not doing anything bad. 1390 01:22:23,343 --> 01:22:24,722 Listen, you don't need the scholarship anymore. 1391 01:22:24,746 --> 01:22:26,356 We can be in Canada by the end of the night. 1392 01:22:26,380 --> 01:22:28,048 - You just have to trust me. - I don't 1393 01:22:28,081 --> 01:22:29,641 I don't want to be a fugitive in Canada. 1394 01:22:30,217 --> 01:22:31,452 And how long do you think 1395 01:22:31,485 --> 01:22:32,845 this money is really going to last? 1396 01:22:33,688 --> 01:22:34,955 A long time. 1397 01:22:37,224 --> 01:22:38,225 I need air. 1398 01:22:40,695 --> 01:22:41,763 MJ. 1399 01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:47,520 I'm sure she'll come around. 1400 01:22:51,506 --> 01:22:53,675 I never signed up for Canada, man. 1401 01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:55,710 Swear sky, the plan, stick to it. 1402 01:22:56,376 --> 01:22:58,479 I wanted to buy an ice cream shop on the beach. 1403 01:22:58,513 --> 01:23:01,749 Not sell snow cones at hockey games. 1404 01:23:01,783 --> 01:23:04,284 We don't have time for this. Please help me. 1405 01:23:04,318 --> 01:23:06,521 This was never the plan dude. 1406 01:23:08,422 --> 01:23:11,425 I just wanted to have another good time together before... 1407 01:23:15,663 --> 01:23:16,731 I enlisted. 1408 01:23:19,734 --> 01:23:23,738 I mean I didn't think we're actually going to do this, dude. 1409 01:23:25,405 --> 01:23:26,774 We pulled off the perfect crime, 1410 01:23:26,808 --> 01:23:28,576 that was only going to be like a bonus. 1411 01:23:30,344 --> 01:23:34,414 I'm not a felon. 1412 01:23:34,448 --> 01:23:36,283 You don't belong in the military, Swear sky. 1413 01:23:37,719 --> 01:23:39,587 The structure might do me some good. 1414 01:23:39,621 --> 01:23:41,488 Worked for Justin. 1415 01:23:42,624 --> 01:23:46,561 Now thanks to Eric, I have experience at gunpoint. 1416 01:23:48,763 --> 01:23:51,064 It's a new millennium, right? 1417 01:23:51,098 --> 01:23:53,500 Military only does peacekeeping shit now anyways. 1418 01:23:55,302 --> 01:23:56,503 Could be fun. 1419 01:24:08,616 --> 01:24:09,784 Jesus Christ. 1420 01:25:45,813 --> 01:25:47,381 Okay, that should be good. 1421 01:25:47,414 --> 01:25:49,282 I'm just gonna erase all of it. 1422 01:25:58,559 --> 01:25:59,694 Well, that's that. 1423 01:26:00,460 --> 01:26:01,629 Yeah. 1424 01:26:03,965 --> 01:26:06,701 Um, guess I'm in the army now. 1425 01:26:09,704 --> 01:26:10,872 Tell your mom I love her. 1426 01:27:00,487 --> 01:27:01,732 So you think Eric's gonna be okay? 1427 01:27:01,756 --> 01:27:02,790 For sure. 1428 01:27:03,057 --> 01:27:04,892 Can't kill jock rich that easily. 1429 01:27:10,397 --> 01:27:12,800 It's all played out so much differently in my head. 1430 01:27:16,704 --> 01:27:17,972 How were you going to tell me? 1431 01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:23,778 I think I was just... 1432 01:27:23,811 --> 01:27:25,278 Can I tell you the truth? 1433 01:27:27,447 --> 01:27:28,916 How was I going to respond? 1434 01:27:31,719 --> 01:27:32,920 You make me happy. 1435 01:27:39,459 --> 01:27:41,028 -So are we -For sure. 1436 01:27:41,062 --> 01:27:42,697 I don't date criminals. 1437 01:27:44,665 --> 01:27:46,433 What about almost criminals? 1438 01:27:46,466 --> 01:27:48,401 Austin, look, it's sweet 1439 01:27:48,435 --> 01:27:50,303 that you want to come to New York with me, 1440 01:27:50,337 --> 01:27:52,817 but I'm not bringing you along to sleep on my floor like a pup. 1441 01:27:55,543 --> 01:27:56,911 It almost worked. 1442 01:27:56,944 --> 01:27:58,411 Yeah. Better luck on your next phase. 1443 01:28:02,617 --> 01:28:04,284 I'm still going to move to New York. 1444 01:28:06,854 --> 01:28:08,689 They have to have Quality Marts there, right? 1445 01:28:11,092 --> 01:28:15,029 I'll get a shitty apartment in a shitty neighborhood. 1446 01:28:15,830 --> 01:28:17,464 - Have a shitty job. - Mhmm. 1447 01:28:18,431 --> 01:28:19,934 And for the most part it will be... 1448 01:28:19,967 --> 01:28:21,702 -Shitty -Shitty. Yeah. 1449 01:28:23,436 --> 01:28:24,772 But I think it's what I need. 1450 01:28:26,641 --> 01:28:28,509 I think you should give that a try. 1451 01:28:42,890 --> 01:28:44,058 I really liked you. 1452 01:28:46,661 --> 01:28:47,728 I like you too. 1453 01:28:51,132 --> 01:28:53,634 I would've been happy if you just took me to that party. 1454 01:30:04,205 --> 01:30:06,473 How was your shift? 1455 01:30:07,608 --> 01:30:08,743 Not great. 1456 01:30:09,476 --> 01:30:11,112 That was so nice, sweetheart. 1457 01:30:13,247 --> 01:30:15,448 - Happy New Year's. - Thanks. 1458 01:30:15,683 --> 01:30:16,751 What is that? 1459 01:30:17,852 --> 01:30:18,953 I said I love you. 1460 01:30:19,987 --> 01:30:21,555 I know that, sweetheart. 1461 01:30:22,590 --> 01:30:24,058 Get in, let's go home. 1462 01:30:24,091 --> 01:30:25,458 Think I need to walk tonight. 1463 01:30:25,893 --> 01:30:27,962 - It's freezing. - I know. 1464 01:30:28,696 --> 01:30:30,965 - Austin! - I'll be fine, Mom. 1465 01:30:36,103 --> 01:30:37,838 It's your smile, you know. 1466 01:30:39,840 --> 01:30:41,441 You've got your father's smile. 1467 01:30:43,177 --> 01:30:45,445 I have always said that. 1468 01:30:48,716 --> 01:30:49,850 You did a good job, Mom. 1468 01:30:50,305 --> 01:31:50,214 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/a6uks Help other users to choose the best subtitles 105282

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