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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,349 --> 00:00:07,082 Announcer: Previously on Justice League... 2 00:00:07,150 --> 00:00:08,733 Flash: For fast energy, 3 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,401 Grab a lightspeed booster bar 4 00:00:10,403 --> 00:00:12,534 With a big burst of flavor in every bite. 5 00:00:12,553 --> 00:00:14,419 This is what these self-appointed guardians of humanity 6 00:00:14,487 --> 00:00:15,753 Are really about-- 7 00:00:15,821 --> 00:00:17,503 Cashing in on their image, 8 00:00:17,571 --> 00:00:19,571 Shilling for whoever's got the deepest pockets. 9 00:00:19,639 --> 00:00:22,589 No one's asking the other guys to do this sort of thing. 10 00:00:22,757 --> 00:00:24,640 That's because they don't have me as their agent. 11 00:00:24,707 --> 00:00:28,807 We believe that our new A.F.D., Anti-Fusion Device, 12 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:31,527 Will enable us to completely neutralize enemy warheads 13 00:00:31,594 --> 00:00:34,310 At the point of detonation. 14 00:00:34,378 --> 00:00:35,944 [whistling] 15 00:00:40,315 --> 00:00:43,431 Mankind's time will be forever eclipsed. 16 00:00:44,983 --> 00:00:46,215 It's him. 17 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:49,850 No. 18 00:00:49,918 --> 00:00:51,051 Stay back. 19 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:54,086 Its dark power can destroy the world. 20 00:00:58,172 --> 00:00:59,772 [humming] 21 00:02:07,318 --> 00:02:09,151 Man: The glorious one isn't afraid to say, 22 00:02:09,218 --> 00:02:10,718 "I told you so." 23 00:02:10,786 --> 00:02:12,269 Millions lost power tonight. 24 00:02:12,336 --> 00:02:14,086 Did the "heroes" think of that 25 00:02:14,154 --> 00:02:15,787 Before they took on this weirdo? 26 00:02:15,855 --> 00:02:17,788 How much longer are we gonna put up 27 00:02:17,856 --> 00:02:19,789 With this kind of reckless endangerment 28 00:02:19,857 --> 00:02:22,357 And wanton disregard for public safety? 29 00:02:22,424 --> 00:02:23,790 Haven't you had enough? 30 00:02:23,858 --> 00:02:25,158 Audience: Darn straight! 31 00:02:25,225 --> 00:02:28,142 Friends, the will of the people must be heard, 32 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:30,743 So I want you to call on our government, 33 00:02:30,811 --> 00:02:33,412 No, on all the world's governments 34 00:02:33,479 --> 00:02:35,912 To ban the Jus-us League! 35 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:37,896 They can't do that. 36 00:02:37,964 --> 00:02:39,081 We have a contract. 37 00:02:39,147 --> 00:02:41,798 Artie: Not anymore. Energy bars, track shoes-- 38 00:02:41,866 --> 00:02:44,765 No one will touch you, not even public access. 39 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:47,401 But Godfrey's full of it. Why-- not to worry. 40 00:02:47,469 --> 00:02:49,884 Remember, no such thing as bad publicity. 41 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:51,585 Your name's on everyone's lips. 42 00:02:51,653 --> 00:02:53,252 That's a good thing. 43 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,820 Then there's got to be something you can-- 44 00:02:54,887 --> 00:02:56,255 Sorry, kid. 45 00:02:56,322 --> 00:02:57,588 [imitating static] 46 00:02:57,656 --> 00:03:00,256 Going through a tunnel. Hello? Hello? 47 00:03:00,323 --> 00:03:01,606 [hangs up] 48 00:03:01,674 --> 00:03:05,075 Nice kid, but a few miles short of a marathon. 49 00:03:05,142 --> 00:03:06,292 I can't remember. 50 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,026 It's all a blank, I swear. 51 00:03:08,094 --> 00:03:09,292 And the costume? 52 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,878 I-- I just don't know. 53 00:03:11,945 --> 00:03:13,696 Lantern: You expect us to believe that? 54 00:03:13,763 --> 00:03:15,229 The Anti-Fusion device is gone. 55 00:03:15,297 --> 00:03:16,930 What did you do with it? 56 00:03:16,998 --> 00:03:18,598 I told you. I don't remember anything. 57 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,181 What makes you think I took it? 58 00:03:20,249 --> 00:03:21,949 You took the other weapons from the base. 59 00:03:22,016 --> 00:03:23,782 The A.F.D. Isn't a weapon. 60 00:03:23,851 --> 00:03:26,400 It's purely defensive. It stops nuclear fusion. 61 00:03:26,468 --> 00:03:28,051 Unless you're planning to go knock out a star, 62 00:03:28,118 --> 00:03:29,685 The only thing it's good for 63 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,752 Is protection against nuclear attack. 64 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:33,987 Flash: This night couldn't get any worse. 65 00:03:34,055 --> 00:03:35,387 My sponsor just dropped me, 66 00:03:35,455 --> 00:03:37,155 And they're all out of iced mochas. 67 00:03:37,222 --> 00:03:39,172 Here. I hope this is ok. 68 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,157 I didn't know how you take it. 69 00:03:41,225 --> 00:03:42,908 Hey, you sure you're ok? 70 00:03:42,975 --> 00:03:44,758 Don't you ever shut up? 71 00:03:44,826 --> 00:03:46,426 Ugh! 72 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,792 Sorry I asked... 73 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:49,093 Princess. 74 00:03:56,147 --> 00:03:58,514 Lantern: He claims not to remember anything. 75 00:03:58,581 --> 00:04:00,081 Do you believe him? 76 00:04:00,149 --> 00:04:01,348 I don't know. 77 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,816 You see how they're looking at us? 78 00:04:04,884 --> 00:04:08,034 Godfrey's got them scared. 79 00:04:08,102 --> 00:04:09,634 Men are fools. 80 00:04:21,774 --> 00:04:24,542 You dark ones cannot hide from Mophir. 81 00:04:24,609 --> 00:04:26,776 Aw. Our incompetent jailer. 82 00:04:26,842 --> 00:04:28,444 You have our gratitude. 83 00:04:28,511 --> 00:04:30,078 Keep it. 84 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,394 Mophir prefers your head. 85 00:04:34,497 --> 00:04:35,845 [yells] 86 00:04:35,913 --> 00:04:37,897 [yelling] 87 00:04:47,985 --> 00:04:49,451 [screaming] 88 00:04:56,223 --> 00:04:58,322 You'll not destroy this world. 89 00:04:58,390 --> 00:05:00,390 Lantern: Hold it, grandpa! 90 00:05:09,294 --> 00:05:10,911 She doesn't look so hot. 91 00:05:10,979 --> 00:05:12,429 I'll get her to the Watchtower. 92 00:05:12,496 --> 00:05:15,097 You handle the lunatic. 93 00:05:15,165 --> 00:05:16,948 [moans] 94 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,366 The heart of darkness is death. 95 00:05:24,435 --> 00:05:26,651 They will have their vengeance... 96 00:05:26,719 --> 00:05:28,585 So what's the deal with this guy, doc? 97 00:05:28,653 --> 00:05:30,637 Why did he attack my friend? 98 00:05:30,704 --> 00:05:32,036 Delusional paranoia. 99 00:05:32,104 --> 00:05:33,888 We gave him something to calm him, 100 00:05:33,956 --> 00:05:35,255 But he's not responding. 101 00:05:35,322 --> 00:05:37,589 Death, evil. Now man's time 102 00:05:37,658 --> 00:05:39,323 Forever eclipsed. 103 00:05:39,391 --> 00:05:41,308 Say what? 104 00:05:41,376 --> 00:05:45,208 Man's time forever eclipsed. 105 00:05:45,276 --> 00:05:48,177 Ok, that's the second time I've heard this tonight. 106 00:05:48,245 --> 00:05:49,812 So either you're sharing your delusions 107 00:05:49,879 --> 00:05:51,279 With the general or-- 108 00:05:51,346 --> 00:05:53,179 Why don't you tell me all about it? 109 00:05:53,247 --> 00:05:57,647 Long ago, before writing, before cities, 110 00:05:57,715 --> 00:06:00,732 Man's future uncertain, 111 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,050 For he was at war with ophidians. 112 00:06:03,118 --> 00:06:04,417 Ophidi-whats? 113 00:06:04,485 --> 00:06:06,718 Snakes who walk like men-- 114 00:06:06,786 --> 00:06:08,652 Moon worshipers. 115 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,086 [ophidians snarling] 116 00:06:10,154 --> 00:06:11,637 [all yelling] 117 00:06:19,807 --> 00:06:21,375 After years of struggle, 118 00:06:21,443 --> 00:06:23,542 Man was winning. 119 00:06:23,610 --> 00:06:27,711 Most ophidians dead, wiped out. 120 00:06:45,586 --> 00:06:48,620 [speaking native language] 121 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,006 [all chanting in native language] 122 00:07:15,732 --> 00:07:18,131 Here was born black diamond, 123 00:07:18,199 --> 00:07:19,733 Heart of darkness. 124 00:07:19,867 --> 00:07:21,817 Any who touched dark heart 125 00:07:21,884 --> 00:07:24,768 Are possessed by vengeful spirits. 126 00:07:24,836 --> 00:07:28,003 Their only goal-- destroy humanity. 127 00:07:46,295 --> 00:07:51,763 Since that time, Mophir�s people guard dark heart. 128 00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:54,364 Mophir is latest to guard diamond. 129 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,481 But evil wants escape. 130 00:07:56,549 --> 00:07:58,215 Not Mophir�s fault. 131 00:07:58,283 --> 00:08:00,084 But why attack the princess? 132 00:08:00,151 --> 00:08:02,817 Mophir tracked evil to her. 133 00:08:02,885 --> 00:08:05,335 Tried to drive out dark ones, 134 00:08:05,403 --> 00:08:07,603 But ring man stopped Mophir 135 00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:09,336 Before he can finish job. 136 00:08:09,404 --> 00:08:11,438 Let's say I believe you. 137 00:08:11,455 --> 00:08:13,288 How do we stop it or them? 138 00:08:13,356 --> 00:08:14,739 2 ways. 139 00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:17,190 Pure light from Mophir�s gem 140 00:08:17,225 --> 00:08:20,241 Drives spirits back into heart of darkness. 141 00:08:22,994 --> 00:08:24,611 Great. What's the second way? 142 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:27,161 Separate host head from body. 143 00:08:27,229 --> 00:08:29,446 Bummer. 144 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:33,897 Flash: So these dead snake guys are inside Diana, 145 00:08:33,965 --> 00:08:35,648 And they want to destroy the world. 146 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,565 This is a grave development. 147 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:39,200 I'm glad you believe me. 148 00:08:39,202 --> 00:08:41,951 I know this Mophir guy sounds Looney. 149 00:08:41,953 --> 00:08:44,202 Diana has been acting strangely since her recovery. 150 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:46,252 We should keep an eye on her. 151 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,336 Right. I'm on it. 152 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,339 So how are you? 153 00:08:56,341 --> 00:08:57,725 Fine, I guess, 154 00:08:57,792 --> 00:08:59,508 But everything's still a blur. 155 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:01,259 Just take it easy for a while, 156 00:09:01,327 --> 00:09:02,944 And don't make any sudden moves. 157 00:09:03,011 --> 00:09:03,944 What? 158 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,427 Uh, nothing. 159 00:09:08,412 --> 00:09:10,913 J'onn, I have an idea. 160 00:09:10,981 --> 00:09:13,231 Can you do one of those Martian mind probes on Diana? 161 00:09:13,299 --> 00:09:14,465 Not now. 162 00:09:14,532 --> 00:09:16,065 There's been a breach in our security. 163 00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:18,099 Where? In the javelin bay. 164 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:19,617 Didn't I tell you? 165 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,902 It's that vengeance snakethingy. It's inside Diana. 166 00:09:21,969 --> 00:09:23,135 Impossible. 167 00:09:23,203 --> 00:09:25,002 She's been in the medical bay the whole time. 168 00:09:25,070 --> 00:09:26,603 But it's got to be her. 169 00:09:26,671 --> 00:09:28,070 Before we start pointing fingers, 170 00:09:28,138 --> 00:09:31,472 Call up the javelin bay security tapes. 171 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:34,939 [beep] 172 00:09:41,277 --> 00:09:42,994 J'onn? 173 00:09:46,846 --> 00:09:48,096 I don't understand. 174 00:09:48,163 --> 00:09:50,029 I have no memory of doing this. 175 00:09:50,097 --> 00:09:51,779 Where have I heard that before? 176 00:09:51,847 --> 00:09:54,081 Keep an eye on him. 177 00:09:55,216 --> 00:09:56,882 Ok, that crazy old coot said 178 00:09:56,950 --> 00:09:58,767 This would drive out the bad spirits. 179 00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:01,117 Come on, be serious. 180 00:10:01,119 --> 00:10:02,952 You've got to admit something weird is going on here, 181 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,803 So unless you got a better plan... 182 00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:08,521 Hold still. 183 00:10:14,191 --> 00:10:16,290 You're clean. 184 00:10:21,128 --> 00:10:23,393 So is Diana. 185 00:10:23,461 --> 00:10:24,811 Superman? 186 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,397 Aah! Ugh! 187 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,280 Pathetic humans. 188 00:10:32,348 --> 00:10:34,798 We shall lay waste to your world. 189 00:10:39,635 --> 00:10:40,801 [yelling] 190 00:11:05,863 --> 00:11:07,946 Careful! Don't touch it! 191 00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:10,113 No one will ever again. Hyah! 192 00:11:12,816 --> 00:11:14,615 Nice move. 193 00:11:14,683 --> 00:11:17,433 But you might want to warn us next time before you... 194 00:11:24,321 --> 00:11:25,737 Uh-oh. 195 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,639 This has got to be a nightmare. 196 00:11:31,707 --> 00:11:34,021 When the sun comes up, you'll all still be human... 197 00:11:34,255 --> 00:11:37,099 in a super-powered, possibly alien kind of way. 198 00:11:41,011 --> 00:11:42,010 [roaring] 199 00:11:51,532 --> 00:11:56,367 Humanity has witnesses its last sunrise. 200 00:11:56,434 --> 00:11:59,852 Right. I'd love to hear more about it, 201 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,385 But... Hyah! 202 00:12:03,336 --> 00:12:05,070 Come on! Come on! 203 00:12:07,355 --> 00:12:09,254 Aah! 204 00:12:31,781 --> 00:12:32,748 Whew! 205 00:12:40,619 --> 00:12:43,002 Diana: How fitting for the humans to die 206 00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:45,486 By their own weapon of war. 207 00:12:49,523 --> 00:12:52,723 When this hits the sun, the star will collapse. 208 00:12:52,791 --> 00:12:54,741 And the descendants of the mammals 209 00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:56,675 Who destroyed our proud people 210 00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:59,559 Will themselves be destroyed. 211 00:13:30,957 --> 00:13:33,291 [plodding thumps] 212 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,277 Hey, bats, mayday. 213 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,362 Hello! 214 00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:47,897 Aah! 215 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:48,998 Aah! 216 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,327 Great! Perfect! 217 00:14:20,395 --> 00:14:22,629 [clang] 218 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,746 Oh, jeez. 219 00:14:49,741 --> 00:14:50,857 What is it? 220 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,291 What-- what's happening? 221 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:53,658 [woman screaming] 222 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,459 [people talking excitedly] 223 00:15:00,329 --> 00:15:01,161 No. 224 00:15:01,228 --> 00:15:02,845 Mophir has failed. 225 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:04,562 The snakes have won. 226 00:15:04,630 --> 00:15:07,915 Folks, we're getting a live report. 227 00:15:07,981 --> 00:15:09,781 What? This can't be right. 228 00:15:09,848 --> 00:15:12,032 Mommy... 229 00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:27,221 Over here! 230 00:15:31,341 --> 00:15:33,325 He's below. 231 00:15:56,602 --> 00:15:59,302 What I wouldn't give for another amulet. 232 00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:01,587 [loud clang] 233 00:16:06,223 --> 00:16:07,906 Lantern: You've lost, human. 234 00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:12,241 Maybe you're right. Maybe it is hopeless. 235 00:16:12,309 --> 00:16:14,409 But like granny Flash used to say, 236 00:16:14,477 --> 00:16:15,876 Why curse the dark 237 00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:19,145 when you can light up a 700,000-watt candle? 238 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,528 [all screaming] 239 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,601 [all but Flash moaning] 240 00:16:36,669 --> 00:16:38,270 Flash: Everyone ok? 241 00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:40,103 I'll be seeing spots for a year. 242 00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:41,370 If you're lucky. 243 00:16:41,438 --> 00:16:43,472 We have a situation. 244 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,390 How can we stop it? 245 00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:48,857 J'onn: There is one possibility. 246 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,808 To halt the process, 247 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,209 We would need to create an Einstein-Rosen bridge 248 00:16:53,277 --> 00:16:55,676 To drain off the infecting Anti-Fusion matter. 249 00:16:55,743 --> 00:16:57,361 Create a what to do what? 250 00:16:57,428 --> 00:16:59,478 Make a wormhole to suck away the bad stuff. 251 00:16:59,545 --> 00:17:00,529 Oh. 252 00:17:00,597 --> 00:17:02,179 We can use the javelin. 253 00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:04,081 It's got a wormhole generator for interstellar travel. 254 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,397 Uh... 255 00:17:05,465 --> 00:17:06,747 More bad news. 256 00:17:08,783 --> 00:17:11,465 How long will it take to repair? Too long. 257 00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:14,301 We don't need the whole ship, just the generator. 258 00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:15,852 But without the ship's engines behind it, 259 00:17:15,987 --> 00:17:17,453 We'll never get close enough to light speed 260 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,470 For the generator to trigger a wormhole. 261 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,354 Even I can't fly that fast. 262 00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:22,938 Lantern: No, but... 263 00:17:23,006 --> 00:17:25,539 Give Flash the generator. Excuse me? 264 00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:27,340 I'll use my ring to give you a running start. 265 00:17:27,407 --> 00:17:29,140 Our combined speeds might be enough 266 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,709 To get the generator to open the wormhole. 267 00:17:31,826 --> 00:17:33,075 That's crazy. 268 00:17:33,143 --> 00:17:34,793 You've got a better idea? 269 00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:42,146 According to J'onn's calculations, 270 00:17:42,214 --> 00:17:43,881 The wormhole has to open 271 00:17:43,948 --> 00:17:45,982 Exactly 7 1/2 minutes into the run. 272 00:17:46,049 --> 00:17:47,732 Any earlier, it'll be too far from the sun 273 00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:49,166 To have an effect. 274 00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:51,533 Any later and you risk tearing the sun apart 275 00:17:51,601 --> 00:17:53,267 Through the wormhole. Got it? 276 00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:54,834 No pressure, huh? 277 00:17:54,902 --> 00:17:56,719 Let's get this cosmic treadmill rolling. 278 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,921 Bring home the gold, hotshot. 279 00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:15,626 [panting] 280 00:18:33,169 --> 00:18:34,169 [yells] 281 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,373 Oh, my. 282 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,147 [cheering] 283 00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:18,236 Hawkgirl: Lantern, is he... 284 00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:19,838 He's in one piece. 285 00:19:19,905 --> 00:19:21,805 I think he's all right. 286 00:19:21,872 --> 00:19:23,488 You hear me, buddy? 287 00:19:23,556 --> 00:19:25,223 You better be all right. 288 00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:32,309 [groans] 289 00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:34,744 Swirly lights... 290 00:19:34,811 --> 00:19:36,095 Fuzzy grilled cheese... 291 00:19:37,929 --> 00:19:39,779 Huh? What happened? 292 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:40,812 Flash... 293 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,397 You did it. You saved everyone today. 294 00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:44,965 How are you feeling? 295 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:48,199 Actually, kind of faint. 296 00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:51,018 I think I need some mouth-to-mouth. 297 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,535 He's fine. 298 00:19:55,203 --> 00:19:57,070 [crowd cheering] 299 00:19:58,872 --> 00:20:00,521 Godfrey: That was the scene today 300 00:20:00,589 --> 00:20:02,356 At a rally held to honor the Justice League, 301 00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:04,072 Who apparently saved the world this week. 302 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:07,074 Now, to the sponsors who dropped me, I just want to say, 303 00:20:07,109 --> 00:20:08,675 I know I've sometimes appeared critical 304 00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:10,243 Of the Justice League, 305 00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:11,960 But it's only because I care. 306 00:20:12,027 --> 00:20:14,011 And if you feel it's possible to care too much, 307 00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:17,245 Then here I sit guilty as charged. 308 00:20:17,312 --> 00:20:18,596 Friends, starting next week, 309 00:20:18,664 --> 00:20:20,696 Look for the glorious one at our new time-- 310 00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:23,515 4:15 A.M., right after the farm report. 311 00:20:23,582 --> 00:20:25,016 Can you believe this guy? 312 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,983 [cell phone rings] 313 00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,434 Talk to me. 314 00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:29,517 Great news, Bunkie. 315 00:20:29,584 --> 00:20:31,084 Mercury Sport Shoes called 316 00:20:31,151 --> 00:20:33,485 And people like us magazine. 317 00:20:33,553 --> 00:20:34,969 Sport shoes, huh? 318 00:20:35,037 --> 00:20:37,387 Artie: What did I tell you, babe? You're a star. 319 00:20:37,455 --> 00:20:38,821 Uh, sorry, Artie. 320 00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:41,482 The endorsement thing is really not working for me, 321 00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:42,634 But I know someone 322 00:20:42,669 --> 00:20:44,323 who might be looking for representation. 323 00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:48,507 Mophir's job to preserve the world. 324 00:20:48,575 --> 00:20:53,077 So when Mophir need fast, fast, fast relief 325 00:20:53,145 --> 00:20:56,245 From cramping, burning, itching, 326 00:20:56,312 --> 00:20:59,096 Mophir always reach for gluxitol. 21755

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