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Bitch-ass parasite. 14 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,360 [beatboxing continues] 15 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,279 - Fuckity... fuck you, homey. 16 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:28,527 - Just hold those. 17 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,529 - Hurry up. 18 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:32,698 JULIO: Whoa! 19 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:36,581 - God... damn! 20 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:37,908 - Shit. Sorry, guys. 21 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,325 Uh, my alarm didn't go off. 22 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,212 - You're sleeping in the cupcake van? 23 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,669 MINISTER PAYNE: Yeah, just the last couple of weeks. 24 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:46,129 Hey, g-- Give me a minute. Let me get decent. 25 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,459 - Yeah, yeah. Take your time. 26 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,474 MINISTER PAYNE: Thank you. 27 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,510 - Can you believe that shit? 28 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,312 - Fuck, no. That verga was massive. 29 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,976 Shit was like a machete you cut down trees with. 30 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,515 - I'm worried about that fool. 31 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,268 I think he has elephantiasis. 32 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,520 That didn't look natural. 33 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,073 - You think he got dick enlargement surgery? 34 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,106 - With what money? He's sleeping in the van. 35 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:10,781 - Well, maybe that's where he spent all his feria. 36 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:12,700 JULIO: That's a good point. 37 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,908 LUIS: Man, you think you know a guy. 38 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,999 ♪ theme music playing ♪ 39 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:24,916 ♪ 40 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:30,668 ♪ 41 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,054 - It's been a rough couple of months. 42 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,891 The oven's been acting up, 43 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:38,427 we couldn't fulfill a few orders, that created a cash flow problem. 44 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,562 So I've been sinking my own money into the place, 45 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,809 and my ex-wife evicted me. 46 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,187 I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Julio. 47 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:47,359 Lord knows I've tried to shelter you from the truth. 48 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,027 - No, you haven't. You constantly complain about money, 49 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,357 and my paychecks are always late. 50 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,491 MINISTER PAYNE: Luckily, I learned 51 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:53,907 it takes like four months 52 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:55,526 before the phone company realizes 53 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,242 that you aren't paying any bills. 54 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,992 I'm a little worried about the electricity, 55 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:01,544 but so far those fuckers haven't turned us off yet. 56 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,079 And now we're out of soap! 57 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,962 I can't even take a whore's bath. 58 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,249 Pass me some paper towels, please. 59 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,882 - Well, what about our big donor Stan what's-his-name? 60 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,183 MINISTER PAYNE: No, I don't want that prick's money. 61 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,586 We got into a big fight 62 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:18,434 about his bullshit new stadium in Inglewood 63 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,970 and how it's displacing working-class people. 64 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:21,984 So he pulled the funding. 65 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,393 JULIO: Payne, why'd you piss that fool off? 66 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,024 He's been donating to us for years. 67 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:29,191 - All billionaires are pigs, Julio. 68 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,281 I'm tired of begging for their scraps. 69 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,486 JULIO: Jesus, Payne, I get that you don't like 70 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,856 groveling to the rich, 71 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:34,952 but you run a nonprofit. 72 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,407 Suck it up and learn how to fuckin' tap dance. 73 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,159 - Happy? 74 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,421 MAGGIE: What about this one? It's got a balcony. 75 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,457 - Great. I can jump off of it when I lose my job 76 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,961 and I can't pay my half of the rent. 77 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:53,343 - Dude, shut up. It's not that expensive. 78 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,430 - There's a $500 pet deposit. 79 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,299 You think Roger's worth that much? 80 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:01,604 - Roger, are you worth $500? 81 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,691 - Please don't make that voice. 82 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,596 - Wait. Shut up, shut up. [singsongy voice] Shut up. 83 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,314 I wanna watch this. 84 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,864 My law firm represents this douche. 85 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:11,858 NEWSCASTER: Richard Rowell, 86 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,989 scion of the controversial Rowell family, 87 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,736 inherited billions of dollars from his parents 88 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:19,778 who made their fortune through owning for-profit prisons. 89 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,371 Richard has been charged with a number of DUIs over the years, 90 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:26,370 but always escaped legal consequences until recently. 91 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:30,754 - I remember where I was when my lawyer first told me 92 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:35,422 that he got me off scot-free off of my seventh DUI. 93 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:39,014 I was in my jacuzzi, you know, jets on blast. 94 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,851 And I thought, "Something doesn't feel right." 95 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:44,346 So I shut off the jets and I felt much better. 96 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,062 And then I thought, "You know what else doesn't feel right?" 97 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,731 What my lawyer is saying. 98 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,937 So I told him. 99 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,070 "No. I belong in jail." 100 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:59,068 So that's when I decided to lock myself up 101 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,162 in one of my parents' prisons. 102 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,242 - No mames. These fools make me sick. 103 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,754 - We overbill him all the time, 104 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,826 but he has so much money he never even notices. 105 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:12,962 - I was in prison for a month, but it was a 31-day month, 106 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:17,132 and every day is like a week when you're doing hard time. 107 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:21,432 So really it was 31 weeks, which is almost a year. 108 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,682 - God. Yeah, and I mean, it was less time than what Mandela did, 109 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,562 but it was more time than what Shia LaBeouf did. 110 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,600 - Oh, come on. 111 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:34,113 - We have an enormous problem with mass incarceration in this country. 112 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,437 Okay, in our foundation, 113 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,242 what we wanna do is we wanna take a stand 114 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:40,406 because we feel privileged to be privileged enough 115 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:44,325 to help the least privileged members of our society. 116 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:48,245 - Hey, bet these guilty rich fucks would donate to Hugs Not Thugs. 117 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:50,167 - Yeah, they probably would. 118 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,245 I could put you guys in touch. My boss is tight with his publicist. 119 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:53,961 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 120 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,251 JULIO: That’d be great. 121 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,714 Payne's really losing it. 122 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,013 I gotta step up and show that fool how it's done. 123 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,837 - I'm gonna make this happen for you. 124 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:03,263 - Thanks, boss. That'd be dope. 125 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,215 LUIS: I don't know what else to put. 126 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,473 - What was your last job? 127 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,894 - Well, I babysit my nephews, you know, 128 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,812 and I helped my tía and my grandma around the house. 129 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,651 - Put "childcare and hospitality." 130 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,404 LUIS: Hey, but what do I put for special skills? 131 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,480 - What can you do? 132 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,994 [beatboxing] 133 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,414 - Yeah. 134 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,914 - Just put Microsoft Word. 135 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,122 - Minister Payne. 136 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:31,832 You know those billionaires I was telling you about? 137 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,332 They wanna come by and get a tour and see what we're all about. 138 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,804 LUIS: Oh, hell, yeah, my boy! 139 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:39,165 I never met billionaires before. 140 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:40,803 I got a lot of questions for those fools. 141 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,219 - Those fuckers are only coming for the photo op. 142 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,798 They'll leave giving us nothing more than pennies. 143 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:48,684 I'd rather focus on increasing cupcake sales 144 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,272 or win a fucking scratch-off for once in my life. 145 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,268 - Payne, stop being a little bitch. 146 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,810 Look, I'll do all the work. 147 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:57,443 All you have to do is show up, smile, and look pretty. 148 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,244 - Fine. I'll fuckin' do it. 149 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,696 - So let's get you some new clothes, and an iron. 150 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,779 - It's good if I look like shit. 151 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,622 We're supposed to look like we need money. 152 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:08,788 JULIO: Yeah, but not that bad. 153 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,865 Crease your fuckin' pants, playboy. 154 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,081 You look like a fuckin' bum. 155 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,710 - I am a fuckin' bum. I live in a van. 156 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,078 - [beatboxing] ♪ Billionaires ♪ 157 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,714 ♪ Gonna give my, buh-huh, résumé to billionaires ♪ 158 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,052 - You will not fuckin' beatbox for those billionaires. 159 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,178 ♪ 160 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,345 Luis, come on, take that banner down. 161 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:31,098 We can't make it seem like it's all about the money. 162 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,309 - Hey, well, what if we just cross off everything after "Bill"? 163 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,730 That could work. Because, you know, Bill's short for Richard. 164 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,939 - No, stupid. Bill's short for William. 165 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,650 The short form of Richard is Dick. 166 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:42,280 - Well, there ain't nothing short about Payne's Richard. [whistles] 167 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,857 - Honestly, I think I got PTSD from seeing that thing. 168 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,405 - Okay, Julio, here I am, 169 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,787 ready to be the smiling face of the organization. 170 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,406 - Dawg, come on. Your shirt has fuckin' holes in it. 171 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:56,713 Fabian, give Payne your shirt. 172 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,711 - It's my best shirt. 173 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,340 - Yeah, Julio, it's his best shirt. 174 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,707 - Stop fuckin' around and give him the shirt. 175 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,473 [helicopter blades whirring] 176 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,128 - Oh, shit, ghetto bird! 177 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,764 [whirring continues] 178 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:12,466 - Alright, everyone, the future of Hugs Not Thugs depends on today. 179 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:16,654 So act reformed, but we need their money, so not too reformed. 180 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:19,475 Hey, you ready to kiss some ass? 181 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,481 [smooches] 182 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,862 ♪ marching band music playing ♪ 183 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,150 [helicopter blades whirring] 184 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:35,832 - Hey, everyone, please meet Richard and Rhonda Rowell. 185 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,594 It's through the generosity of people like you 186 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,549 that a place like this is able to survive. 187 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,299 - Aw. Well, thank you for having us. 188 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,221 I mean, we are just so happy to be here. 189 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,430 - Yeah, I've had a small taste 190 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:52,930 of what everyone here has been through. 191 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,391 So I feel great empathy for your pain. 192 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,937 JULIO: Whoa! - Dominic, no, no need for that today. 193 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,648 That's okay. They're reformed. Harmless now. 194 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:06,069 - Hello. I'm Luis Hernandez, future entrepreneur. 195 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,489 - Well, alright! LUIS: Nice to meet you. 196 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:11,907 - Luis is a shining example of our program. 197 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,239 LUIS: Hey, but on the real though, 198 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,333 how'd you guys come up on all that money? 199 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,619 [Julio laughs nervously] 200 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:20,003 - Luis, our resident joker. 201 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,290 RICHARD: It's okay. I don't mind him asking. 202 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:24,093 I inherited all my money from my parents. 203 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:27,053 - Damn. That's smart. 204 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:30,179 - Let me introduce you to our fearless leader, 205 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,347 Minister Leonard Payne. 206 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,846 He really gives everything he has to the program. 207 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,938 No matter how frustrating a situation might be, 208 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:40,805 he selflessly does what he's supposed to do 209 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,402 for the greater good. 210 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,190 Always. 211 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,862 - Nice to meet you both. 212 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,280 - Oh, come here. - Oh, nice to meet you. What? 213 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,569 You're a great man. RHONDA: Hmm. 214 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,663 - We read all about you on the helicopter ride over. 215 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,159 - An angel in human form. That's what we're looking at. 216 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,161 RICHARD: Mm-hmm. 217 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,962 We should do some photos. RHONDA: Oh, let's get some photos. 218 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:02,917 - Smile. 219 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,420 Hey, let's take a tour. 220 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,724 This is our computer lab. 221 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,715 We make do with what we have. 222 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:14,347 But the truth is, we have more applicants than we can service at this facility. 223 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:17,846 And as you can see, we're sorely in need of new technology. 224 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:21,310 - Damn, these outdated computers just won't load. 225 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,442 Wish we weren't working on Windows 95. [Julio mouths] 226 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:25,479 [keyboard keys clacking] 227 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,373 - If only I had a new job, 228 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,988 I would be able to get a computer 229 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,004 and then I would get a new job. 230 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,036 And I would never go back to prison. 231 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,959 Before Hugs Not Thugs, 232 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,462 I didn't even have what computers were. 233 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,550 We need computers for the Internet. 234 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:50,336 Uh, you know, with Internet and computers, 235 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:53,260 we could connect more and you could follow me. 236 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:55,756 Thugs Not Hugs is a great place. 237 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,598 But we need money from kind rich white people. 238 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,943 No, no, I'm sorry, all people are the same. 239 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,555 I'm not racist for computers. 240 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:08,233 Computers is the future and we need some new computers 'cause these are, 241 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,944 you know, they're no good. 242 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,704 ♪ tense music plays ♪ 243 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,776 Recidivism. Thank you. 244 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,204 - Bravo. - Oh! Great. 245 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,241 [applause] 246 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,753 JULIO: On with the tour. 247 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:24,167 These pieces are done by our huggers in their art therapy class. 248 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,632 - Absolutely amazing work. 249 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:30,127 RHONDA: Oh, my God. I love this one of the crying peasant. 250 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,590 - That one's cool, I guess. 251 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,760 But have you seen this one? 252 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,635 It's a Luis Hernandez original. 253 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,847 RHONDA: Well, you are very good at drawing, Luis. 254 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,978 - Seems like a wonderful young lady. RHONDA: Mm-hmm. 255 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,055 - Yeah, she's nice. 256 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:47,306 - Hey, hey, hey! Cool it with the fuckin' flash. 257 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,734 Gonna give me a seizure. 258 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:54,237 - Uh, Luis, why don't you show our guests our tattoo removal center? 259 00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:55,488 - Ooh! 260 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,281 - Right this way. - Okay. 261 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:00,584 - Hey, so I hear you guys own an island. 262 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,457 Maybe I could be your cabana boy, but not in a weird way. 263 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,078 - Get your fuckin' head in the game. 264 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,003 We're gonna get that money. 265 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:12,921 Now do what you do best and be empathetic as fuck. 266 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:16,013 Tell me you're gonna give 'em that Minister Payne magic. 267 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,759 - I'm gonna give them that Minister Payne magic. 268 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,013 - Damn right. 269 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,437 KIM: ...and by the time I got parole, 270 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,687 I had missed so much. 271 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,439 I was a grandmother. 272 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,647 This place has helped me get back on track. 273 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:38,032 But I've had to accept that my daughter'd never forgive me 274 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,369 for all those years I was away. 275 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,199 - Thank you for sharing, Kim. 276 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,833 Would anyone else like to share in our circle of trust? 277 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:55,052 Um, how about you, Richard? 278 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,218 I-I know you served time as well. 279 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,177 RICHARD: No, I was only in prison for a month. 280 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,391 I know it doesn't compare to what you've all been through. 281 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,139 - Oh, that's a really good point. JULIO: Hold up, Minister Payne. 282 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:08,022 Aren't you the one that's always saying all trauma is valid? 283 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,686 - I do say that, don't I? 284 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,440 Yeah, and, uh, and while it's true 285 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:19,704 that Richard's had a very different life than the rest of us, um, 286 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:23,115 I'm sure he's experienced his own unique version of trauma. 287 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:27,122 So, please tell us, what was it like growing up 288 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:30,542 the child of some of the wealthiest people on Earth? 289 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,752 RICHARD: Well, I-- 290 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:37,092 I, uh, felt a sense of... guilt. 291 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,051 You know, like I didn't deserve the extreme privilege 292 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:42,803 that I was born into. 293 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,524 - It's very brave of you to say that. 294 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,975 RICHARD: Yeah, my parents owned a lot of prisons. 295 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:51,095 Many of you probably served time in one of my parents' prisons, 296 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,404 but that's neither here nor there. 297 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,357 Anyway, they were so busy keeping inmates in check 298 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:58,489 that they basically just let me run wild. 299 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,989 The world was my playground. 300 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,949 You know, I just got away with everything. 301 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,200 So deep down, 302 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,251 I feel like maybe 303 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,787 I deserved to be punished. 304 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,132 ALL: Aw. - Ah, man, come on. 305 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,546 RHONDA: Mm. 306 00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:16,665 - I'd say it sounds like you've been punished enough. 307 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:19,512 I mean, kids need boundaries, 308 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:21,757 clearly, you had none. 309 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,140 - I mean, I-I did have a trust fund and an international passport-- 310 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,559 MINISTER PAYNE: But you didn't know love, 311 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,638 and you certainly didn't know consequence. 312 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:33,557 Some people here had no parents, had no money, 313 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:36,074 but I don't think anybody would want to trade places with you. 314 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,150 - Wow! 315 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,697 You mean that? MINISTER PAYNE: Yes. 316 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:44,072 You are a victim, Richard. 317 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,874 You deserve love as much as anybody. 318 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,959 ♪ 319 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,705 - Life just isn't fair, you know. 320 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,248 - You know, they call us huggers for a reason. 321 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,418 Come on, everyone. 322 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,422 You deserve it. - That's so nice. Thank you. 323 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,474 - Come on, spread the love with hugs. 324 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,467 RHONDA: Mm. 325 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,681 - And smile. Everyone, everyone, smile. 326 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,894 - [whispers] Payne? 327 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,597 - Smile. 328 00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:14,352 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 329 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,694 [camera shutters clicking] 330 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:19,859 ♪ 331 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,110 [clicking intensifies] 332 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,032 ♪ 333 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,450 CHEF WILLIAMS: And first we have a baby spinach salad 334 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,411 with grilled smoked peaches. 335 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:33,621 Then for the main course, we have Wagyu beef with a seared foie gras. 336 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,464 I ain't gonna fuck around, goddamn it. 337 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:38,839 I'm salivating just thinking about all this scrumptious-ass food. 338 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,877 Y'all lucky I don't eat all this shit my goddamn myself. 339 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:45,183 Now please, enjoy the bounty of my labor. 340 00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:48,177 RHONDA: Thank you. RICHARD: Thank you. Looks delicious. 341 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,100 Well, all that crying has me famished. - Oh. 342 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,888 RICHARD: If you don't mind, just help me out here. 343 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,772 Is this a salad fork or a dinner fork? 344 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,100 I can never tell which is which. 345 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,564 - Yeah. RHONDA: Such a gas. 346 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,359 - You know which fork it is. 347 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:01,937 - Pardon me? 348 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,284 - I said, you know which fuckin' fork it is, 349 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,619 you billionaire Illuminati fuck. 350 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,664 You people know all about fancy fuckin' forks 351 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,831 and fancy fuckin' spoons. 352 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:17,669 And I am sick to death of sucking up to monsters like you! 353 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:21,002 We don't need your fucking nickels and dimes. 354 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,214 We're doing just fine. 355 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:26,894 So fuck you and fuck the helicopter horse you rode in on! 356 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:30,970 Fuckin' electric company! 357 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:32,932 [sighs] 358 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:38,274 [beatboxing] 359 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:41,022 - ♪ We better find, uh-bop, find some candles ♪ 360 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:48,533 - I completely understand if you don't want to stay for dinner. 361 00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:51,948 Or donate any money at this point. Um-- 362 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,663 Truth is, I've always had resentment towards rich people. 363 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,880 I've never had any money. 364 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,705 The little money I do have, I've sunk back into this place 365 00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,301 and now I live in the van outside. 366 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:06,803 But the reason I do this is because 367 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,720 I really, really care about helping people 368 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,680 who have nobody at all to fight for them. 369 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,600 Literally, I would do anything for the people in this program, 370 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,980 so you can hate me, 371 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,605 but, uh, these people really need your help. 372 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:24,646 And I hope you can find it in your hearts not to punish the huggers for my behavior. 373 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:29,486 - Well, I mean, the truth is 374 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,619 we deserve to be yelled at. 375 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:37,458 You guys can't even keep the lights on and we came here in a chopper. 376 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,286 - I mean, nobody should have a billion dollars. 377 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,632 It's just, it's-it's too much. 378 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:43,457 [Rhonda laughing] RICHARD: It's too much. 379 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,672 I don't even know how many zeros are in a billion. 380 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,802 - No. RICHARD: Right? 381 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:50,218 - No. - A billion is like the opposite of zero. 382 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,601 So when you think about it, really, 383 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:55,306 there shouldn't be any zeros in it at all. 384 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,677 - Well, I just want to tell you I'm sorry for what I said. 385 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,314 RHONDA: No, don't you dare be sorry. 386 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,771 We need to hear this stuff. 387 00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:02,731 - We wanna hear from all of you, 388 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,481 what you hate about us. 389 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,283 It's-it's good for us. - Yes. 390 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,856 - Let's-let's go. RHONDA: Come on. 391 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,451 - Julio, do you have anything to say? 392 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,866 And, please, just let us have it. 393 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,202 JULIO: Well, um, 394 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,456 I think you guys are nice. 395 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:23,421 Um, but I do kinda hate everything you represent. 396 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,088 RHONDA: Great. That's great. - I've heard that before. 397 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,507 RHONDA: That is really great. 398 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:29,925 Luis, I mean, you must despise us. Please don't hold back. 399 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,635 - Hell, no, I ain't a fuckin' hater. 400 00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,045 I'll never pocket watch. 401 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,353 On the real, you fools are my idols. - Aw. 402 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:38,017 - Hey, maybe after I cabana boy for you for a while, 403 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,386 we can become close friends. 404 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,404 - Well, that sounds alright to me, Luis Hernandez. 405 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,606 Okay. [chuckles] 406 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,895 - Thankfully, the gas company hasn't caught on to us yet. 407 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,860 So dinner is still served. 408 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:51,571 RICHARD: Oh, look at it. This looks divine! 409 00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,322 RHONDA: Ooh. JULIO: Hope I got the right fork. 410 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,413 [laughter] 411 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:59,369 - So I told him, "Why don't you take your stadium 412 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:02,251 "and shove it where the sun don't shine? 413 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,169 I'm sure it's gonna fit 'cause you're such a gaping asshole." 414 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,879 [laughter] - Wow. 415 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,839 RICHARD: You can't say that to a person! 416 00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,468 Um, you know, speaking of people with too much money, 417 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,716 uh, how about we get down to brass tacks? 418 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,850 RHONDA: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 419 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:19,466 - Um, how much money do you think you need 420 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,734 to keep this wonderful place afloat? 421 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,149 - Oh! 422 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,231 A million dollars. 423 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,616 - A million dollars? 424 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,747 I mean, I was thinking more like ten million. 425 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:41,205 [all gasp, laugh] 426 00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:42,325 - Ten million? 427 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:45,711 - I don't know how much this all costs, but it's gotta be a lot, right? 428 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:46,749 - You know what? 429 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:50,922 Why do we make it an even 15, gumdrop? 430 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,553 RICHARD: Fifteen million dollars. 431 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:58,430 - And for dessert, our famous cupcakes 432 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,350 made by our very own huggers. 433 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:01,479 RICHARD: Oh-oh. - Enjoy. 434 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,515 - Yay! MINISTER PAYNE: Chef. 435 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:04,939 RHONDA: Oh my! 436 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:06,187 RICHARD: I don't have my glasses. What does it say? 437 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,808 - Oh, it says "Hugs Not Thugs." 438 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,444 - "Hugs Not Thugs." - "Hugs Not Thugs." 439 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:10,901 RICHARD: Alright. RHONDA: Mm. 440 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,109 - Hmm. I like that. - Let's do it. 441 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,453 Everybody, wave to the camera. 442 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:17,778 Everybody wave. 443 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,738 Great. And that's enough. 444 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:20,993 Alright. That's enough. That's enough. 445 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,084 You can both go. Thank you so much. Wait in the chopper. 446 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:27,040 - Wow, I-I just don't know what to say. 447 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,092 Um, thank you so much for your generosity. 448 00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:30,336 I was wrong about you two. 449 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,837 - Wait, we haven't given you the money yet. 450 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:35,089 - You know, some people consider sweets a guilty pleasure, 451 00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:37,342 and we don't often indulge in dessert. 452 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:41,474 But my hubby and I, we have a guilty pleasure of our own. 453 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:46,143 - So, I mean, did you want to start telling them about our little thing? 454 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,564 RHONDA: Yes, I do, Richard. 455 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,277 - Alright, let's go for it. - Okay, great. Great. 456 00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:55,898 RICHARD: Alright, here we go. RHONDA: Okay. 457 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,244 [clears throat] So-- 458 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,905 I like it when he watches me have sex with poor people. 459 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,785 - I, um... I love it. 460 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:07,790 RHONDA: Mm. 461 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,881 We've just recently realized this is our little kink 462 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,258 'cause he needs to be punished for his wealth. 463 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,915 Don't you, Richard? Yeah? - Yes, I do. 464 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,343 RICHARD: Um, you see, she's the mommy, 465 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,762 one of you is the daddy, 466 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:23,681 and I'm the naughty little boy who needs to be punished. 467 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,932 RHONDA: Mm-hmm. - Are you fools for real? 468 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,144 RICHARD: of course. RHONDA: 100%. 469 00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:29,944 - Now, the only thing left to decide 470 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:33,228 is which of you peasants is gonna have sex with me. 471 00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,606 - I fuckin' knew it. 472 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:37,821 - Hey, pick me. I'm poor as fuck. RHONDA: Hmm. 473 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:39,071 - I don't even have a bank account. 474 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,072 And my bed is actually a couch in my tía's house. 475 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,704 - No. You can't do this to us! 476 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:45,291 - Okay, just get it over with, you fuckin' psychos. 477 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,867 Which one of us do you want? 478 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,792 ♪ 479 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,291 - Trust me, alright? 480 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,843 I might be short, but I got a lot of energy. 481 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:53,836 It's gonna be a good time. 482 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,207 - Wow. Honey, honey, honey, honey. 483 00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:57,224 It is a spoil of poor people riches. 484 00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:59,296 How will we ever choose? RICHARD: I know how, Mommy. 485 00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,302 Can I? - Yes, you can, little Richie. 486 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,474 - Okay. 487 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:05,892 - Icka, bicka, soda cracker. 488 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,561 [Rhonda laughs] 489 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:10,349 RHONDA: I love that. - Icka, bicka, boo. 490 00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:14,322 - Icka, bicka, soda cracker, 491 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:18,610 I choose y-- 492 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:21,992 One potato, two potato, three potato, four, 493 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:26,373 five potato, six potato, seven potato. 494 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:30,620 And will you excuse me, sir? 495 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:34,294 Excuse me. I want to choose 496 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,844 you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, 497 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:39,219 you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. 498 00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:40,426 Duck. 499 00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:42,218 Duck. 500 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,048 Duck. [Rhonda chuckles] 501 00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:46,635 Duck, duck. RHONDA: Oh. Hmm. 502 00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:48,434 RICHARD: Duck. 503 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,351 Duck. 504 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,564 This is fun. RHONDA: Mm-hmm. 505 00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:54,363 RICHARD: [chuckles] Duck. 506 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:57,226 ♪ intense music playing ♪ 507 00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:59,784 ♪ 508 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,858 Duck. Duck. 509 00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:04,115 Duck, duck. 510 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:10,827 Di-daddy-dee-goo-gooey. 511 00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:13,881 Do... Goose. 512 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,036 LUIS: Damn! 513 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:17,343 [sighs] I could have been a high-end prostitute. 514 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,010 RHONDA: I just love how you 515 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,467 stood up to us earlier, Minister Payne. 516 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:26,677 I mean, it takes a lot of dignity to confront the rich. 517 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,680 And I find that dignity 518 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:31,942 is the only thing that poor people have. 519 00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:35,732 So I'm gonna fuck it right outta you. 520 00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:37,815 RICHARD: I have a good idea, Mommy. 521 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:40,646 I think we should do it in that van that he lives in. 522 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:41,742 RHONDA: Oh, the gross van. 523 00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:44,777 Oh. Oh, yeah. So dirty. So dirty. 524 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,078 - I'm gonna go freshen up. 525 00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:50,873 - Payne. 526 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:54,877 Payne! 527 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:57,495 Fuck these fools! You don't have to do this. 528 00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:58,633 MINISTER PAYNE: Thank you for saying that, Julio, 529 00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:01,839 but this organization is very important to me, 530 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,010 and it's my job to do whatever it takes to keep it going. 531 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,600 - No, fuck that! 532 00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:09,933 - Julio, it's okay. 533 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,019 Hand me some paper towels. 534 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:18,731 Here. 535 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,406 - Thank you, Julio. 536 00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:33,409 - Damn, Dr. Payne, you're a fuckin' G today! 537 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,713 I'm jealous, homey. Rhonda's fine as fuck. 538 00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:38,536 - Thank you, Luis. 539 00:23:38,544 --> 00:23:41,924 Now, if you will, a beat, please. 540 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:45,974 [beatboxing] 541 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,470 LUIS: Yeah. 542 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:53,062 - Fuck. I can't believe he's gonna go through with it. 543 00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:56,226 Hope he's okay. - Who, Minister Payne? 544 00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:58,152 With that big-ass camote? 545 00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:00,269 He'll be fine. 546 00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:01,941 It's Rhonda I'm worried about. 547 00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:03,526 She's a nice lady, you know. 548 00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:05,147 And after this, she's not gonna be able to walk anymore. 549 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,281 Payne's about to Million Dollar Baby that billion-dollar pussy, my boy. 550 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:11,544 - Did we get the computers? 551 00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:13,365 ♪ She Works Hard For The Money by Donna Summer playing ♪ 552 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,500 - Yeah. Carlos, thanks to you, 553 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,535 we're about to get a lot of new computers. 554 00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:19,752 - Yes! 555 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:22,171 ♪ She works hard for the money ♪ 556 00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:23,381 ♪ 557 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,630 ♪ So hard for it, honey ♪ 558 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,972 ♪ 559 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:28,837 ♪ She works hard for the money ♪ 560 00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:31,604 ♪ So you better treat her right ♪ 561 00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:34,017 ♪ 562 00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:35,976 ♪ She works hard for the money ♪ 563 00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:37,516 ♪ 564 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,859 ♪ So hard for it, honey ♪ 565 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:41,055 ♪ 566 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:43,034 ♪ She works hard for the money ♪ 567 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:46,275 ♪ So you better treat her right ♪ 568 00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:48,658 ♪ 569 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:51,575 ♪ Onetta there in the corner stand ♪ 570 00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:55,075 ♪ And she wonders where she is ♪ 571 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,208 ♪ And it's strange to her ♪ 572 00:24:57,206 --> 00:25:00,376 ♪ Some people seem to have everything ♪ 573 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,035 ♪ 574 00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:06,635 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43502

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