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IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK,
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YOU HORROR-HUNGRY HUMANS.
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YOU KNOW BY NOW WHO'S
HERE TO FEED YOUR FEAR.
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IT'S ME, THE CRYPT KEEPER,
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WITH ANOTHER
FLESH-CREEPING SCREAM STORY
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FOR YOUR SHIVERING PLEASURE.
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I'M CALLING THIS
BITE OF BITTER BILE
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LOVER COME HACK TO ME.
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SO PLUMP UP THAT COFFIN PILLOW
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AND SETTLE BACK YOUR BONES.
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WE'RE GOING TO
TAKE A LITTLE RIDE
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TO HONEYMOON HELL!
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I'LL GO LOAD THE CAR, HON.
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PEGGY, YOU'LL LIVE
TO REGRET THIS DAY.
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PLEASE DON'T SPOIL MY
HAPPINESS, AUNT EDITH.
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PEGGY, I'M ONLY THINKING
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OF YOUR HAPPINESS.
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AND YOU'LL LIVE TO
REGRET THIS DAY, TOO.
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WHY WOULD I EVER REGRET MARRYING
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THE WOMAN THAT I LOVE?
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YOU DON'T LOVE HER. YOU LOVE
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THE FORTUNE THAT
HER MOTHER LEFT HER.
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AND YOU LOVE HER
STOCKS AND BONDS
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AND HER REAL ESTATE
AND THAT BIG HOUSE.
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AND YOU DON'T LOVE ANY OF THAT?
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GIVE ME A BREAK, AUNT EDITH.
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YOU'VE BEEN SPONGING
OFF OF PEGGY FOR 20 YEARS.
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I'VE BEEN PROTECTING PEGGY
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FOR 20 YEARS FROM
PEOPLE LIKE YOU,
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AND I'LL CONTINUE
TO PROTECT HER.
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WE'LL BE BACK IN A WEEK.
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MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE A
FORWARDING ADDRESS, OK?
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YOU'RE PUTTING ME OUT?
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YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
LEAVE THAT HOUSE.
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I WAS BORN THERE.
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WELL, I GUESS
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YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND
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SOMEPLACE ELSE TO DIE.
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ARE YOU READY, HONEY?
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YES.
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BYE, AUNT EDITH.
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BYE.
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CAN'T YOU FIND WHERE WE ARE?
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OH, I CAN'T READ MAPS.
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OH, NO.
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WHAT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG?
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LOOK.
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WOW! IT MUST HAVE
BEEN THE LIGHTNING.
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DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MOVE IT?
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IN THIS WEATHER? ARE YOU CRAZY?
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LOOK AT THE SIZE OF
IT. I'LL GET SOAKING WET.
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IF WE TURN AROUND AND GO BACK,
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IT WILL TAKE US ALL NIGHT
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TO GET TO THE HOTEL.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND
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OUR WHOLE WEDDING
NIGHT ON A ROAD, DO YOU?
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I GUESS NOT. YOU GOT
A FLASHLIGHT IN HERE?
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YEAH, IN HERE.
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IS THIS YOURS?
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NO, NO. I'VE NEVER
SEEN IT BEFORE.
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MUST BE A WEDDING
PRESENT FROM OLD AUNT EDITH.
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
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WAIT HERE.
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SHIT! I'M SOAKED.
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WE GOT TO TURN AROUND.
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WHERE'S THE KEY?
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I DON'T HAVE THEM.
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YOU PROBABLY TOOK
THEM OUT WITH YOU.
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FUCK!
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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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HELLO!
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HELLO!
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OH!
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HELLO? ANYBODY HOME?
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I'M SCARED.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS SCARED, PEGGY!
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LOOKS LIKE THE
HOUSE IS ALL OURS.
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ARE YOU GOING TO
BREAK AND ENTER?
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NO, WE'RE GOING TO
STAND OUT HERE ALL NIGHT
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AND CATCH OUR DEATH OF COLD.
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
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GUESS WE'RE MEANT TO GO IN.
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OH, CHARLES?
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WHAT?
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DON'T... DON'T YOU THINK...
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THINK WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
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WELL, DON'T YOU THINK
THAT YOU SHOULD CARRY ME
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OVER THE THRESHOLD?
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HMM?
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ALL RIGHT.
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WELCOME TO THE HONEYMOON SUITE.
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LOOK, THERE'S A PHONE.
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CAN I CALL TRIPLE-A?
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SURE, IF IT WORKS.
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I'LL GET THE BAGS.
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HOW DID YOU KNOW
THE LINE WAS DEAD?
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WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
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OBVIOUSLY NO ONE'S
BEEN LIVING HERE.
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COME ON.
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WHERE?
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WE'RE GOING TO GO EXPLORING.
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LOOKS LIKE NOTHING'S
BEEN TOUCHED HERE
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FOR 20 YEARS.
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WHAT NOW?
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WELL, WHAT'S WRONG?
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IT'S JUST A FAMILY PORTRAIT.
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PROBABLY SOMEONE'S
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
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YOU GET IT?
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MOTHER-IN-LAW.
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OLD BATTLE-AX. AUNT EDITH.
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WAS THIS PUT HERE FOR US?
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WHAT, THE AX?
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NO, THE FIRE. IT LOOKS LIKE
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IT'S JUST BEEN RECENTLY LAID.
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YEAH? WHO CARES?
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I THINK FIRES ARE VERY ROMANTIC.
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DON'T YOU?
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YES, DEAR.
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ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE LIT.
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TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
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WHAT?
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TAKE OFF YOUR WET CLOTHES
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SO THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO DRY.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME WE
SAW EACH OTHER NAKED,
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DON'T YOU THINK?
AFTER ALL, HONEY...
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WE ARE MARRIED NOW.
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YES. OF COURSE. JUST
LET ME GET MY BAG.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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PEGGY, WHERE ARE YOU?
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RIGHT HERE.
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THANK YOU.
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WISH I HAD A DRINK.
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WELL, WE HAVE OTHER
THINGS, YOU KNOW?
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WHAT?
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EACH OTHER.
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YEAH, RIGHT. EACH OTHER.
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YOU'RE NOT REALLY
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ATTRACTED TO ME, ARE YOU?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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MY AUNT WAS RIGHT, WASN'T SHE?
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YOU DID ONLY MARRY
ME FOR MY MONEY.
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OH, HONEY.
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HEY, NOW DON'T BE SILLY.
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HONEY.
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YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
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DO YOU?
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GOD. OF COURSE I DO.
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I WANT YOU, TOO.
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YOU DO?
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YEAH.
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER
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HOW MANY TIMES I TRIED
TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU
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BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED?
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HMM? YOU WERE ALWAYS
THE ONE THAT SAID NO.
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THAT'S BECAUSE I WANTED
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TO KEEP MYSELF
PERFECT FOR THIS NIGHT.
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I KNOW.
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
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YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
IMPORTANT IT IS FOR ME
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TO HAVE THIS NIGHT BE PERFECT.
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I KNOW.
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IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME, TOO.
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DO YOU MEAN THAT?
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YES, I DO.
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I DO.
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AND I WANT YOU.
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OH, HONEY...
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I WANT YOU.
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I WANT YOU SO MUCH.
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CHARLES, PLEASE.
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PLEASE STOP.
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PLEASE, CHARLES, STOP.
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STOP IT! STOP!
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WHAT? WHAT?
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I THOUGHT THAT'S
WHAT YOU WANTED.
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IT IS.
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I WANT IT DESPERATELY,
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BUT NOT LIKE THIS.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS?
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THIS IS PERFECT.
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THERE'S A STORM OUTSIDE,
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A CHEERY FIREPLACE INSIDE.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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IN A BED... PLEASE.
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IN A BED.
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ALL RIGHT.
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IN A BED... IF WE CAN
FIND ONE IN HERE.
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THANK YOU.
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ANYTHING TO PLEASE MY WIFE.
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AH, THIS IS JUST PERFECT, HUH?
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WELL, WE CAN ONLY TRY.
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WHAT'S WITH THIS CLOCK TICKING?
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IT MAKES ME FEEL
SAFE, THE SOUND.
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JESUS.
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PEGGY?
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PEGGY!
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IN HERE, CHARLES.
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AH.
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ISN'T THIS SO BEAUTIFUL?
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YEAH.
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YEAH, BEAUTIFUL.
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LOOK.
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THIS IS SO WEIRD.
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THE BED LOOKS LIKE
IT'S JUST BEEN MADE.
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LOOK AT ALL THESE CANDLES.
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OOH, THAT EVEN MAKES
IT MORE ROMANTIC.
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YOU LIGHT THEM, AND
I'LL GO GET CHANGED.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THIS IS PERFECT, ISN'T IT?
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ABSOLUTELY, MY DARLING.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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THE PERFECT HONEYMOON...
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STARTING THE PERFECT MARRIAGE...
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WITH THE PERFECT...
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WIFE.
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ARE YOU IN BED YET?
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YES, I'M IN BED, HONEY.
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YOU KNOW, I'D DO
ANYTHING FOR YOU.
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OH, AND I'D DO
ANYTHING FOR YOU, TOO...
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AND YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
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THIS IS ANYTHING.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
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PEGGY?
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YES?
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YOU DO LIKE IT, DON'T YOU?
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LIKE IT? I LOVE IT.
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GOOD.
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GOOD...
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BECAUSE I WANT THIS
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TO BE AS PERFECT FOR YOU
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AS IT IS FOR ME.
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IT IS GOING TO BE
PERFECT, ISN'T IT?
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AS PERFECT AS I CAN MAKE IT.
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AND, BABY...
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I CAN MAKE IT PERFECT.
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GREAT.
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UNH.
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AAH!
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YOU REALLY ARE A VIRGIN.
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YES.
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GOOD.
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UNH.
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OH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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OH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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WE MADE A CHILD.
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I KNOW WE DID.
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AND SHE'S ONLY...
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THIS...
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THIS BIG.
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THEN IT WAS PERFECT.
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AS PERFECT AS IT WILL EVER GET.
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PEGGY?
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HA HA HA HA!
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HO HO HO HO!
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HA HA HA HA!
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WHOO!
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WHAT THE HELL...
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OOH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
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NEEDS A LITTLE COOLING OFF.
265
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,123
LET'S DO IT INSIDE.
266
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,092
HA HA HA HA!
267
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,385
AH, THERE YOU GO, MY LADY.
268
00:19:31,454 --> 00:19:33,554
CARRIED ACROSS THE THRESHOLD.
269
00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:34,822
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
270
00:19:34,891 --> 00:19:35,923
MMM.
271
00:19:35,991 --> 00:19:37,558
I WANT YOU.
272
00:19:37,627 --> 00:19:38,659
I WANT YOU RIGHT NOW.
273
00:19:38,728 --> 00:19:41,995
I WANT YOU, TOO.
274
00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:43,013
LET'S GO.
275
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:45,243
NO. I DON'T WANT TO DO IT
276
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,012
IN A BED. I WANT TO DO IT
277
00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:48,313
SOMEWHERE SPECIAL,
278
00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:50,705
SOMEWHERE PERFECT.
279
00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:02,149
BABY.
280
00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:03,450
BABY.
281
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,305
OH! TAKE IT OFF. GET IT OFF.
282
00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:23,348
OH, BABY, WE'RE GOING TO
283
00:20:23,372 --> 00:20:25,250
MAKE THIS ONE REALLY SPECIAL.
284
00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:26,674
NO.
285
00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:29,710
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE
THIS ONE REALLY PERFECT.
286
00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:01,642
IT'S PERFECT.
287
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,328
PERFECT.
288
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,496
SHE NEVER LOVED ME EITHER.
289
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:36,294
WHY DID SHE MARRY ME?
290
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,298
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
291
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:43,668
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
292
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,869
WHAT MATTERS...
293
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,972
IS THE MARRIAGE
CERTIFICATE IS REAL
294
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,874
AND SHE IS MINE
295
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,811
AND EVERY GOD DAMN PENNY
296
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:57,147
SHE'S GOT IN THE
WORLD IS MINE, TOO.
297
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,683
ALLEN,
298
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,719
OUR LOVE IS COMPLETE NOW,
299
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,987
PERFECTLY COMPLETE.
300
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:09,193
WE MADE A BABY GIRL,
301
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,296
AND SHE'S ONLY THIS BIG.
302
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,998
AND I BELIEVED HER
303
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,100
WHEN SHE SAID SHE WAS A VIRGIN.
304
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:23,902
THIS IS THE WAY LOVE SHOULD
305
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,576
ALWAYS REMAIN, MY DEAREST...
306
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:30,447
CLEAN AND SWEET
AND PASSIONATE...
307
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,032
BUT IT DOESN'T.
308
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,351
TIME SOURS IT,
309
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:35,931
THE PASSION COOLS,
310
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,522
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
311
00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:39,701
TO OUR PASSIONATE LOVE,
312
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,025
MY DEAREST.
313
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,727
I'M NOT GOING TO LET IT HAPPEN.
314
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,630
I'M GOING TO KEEP IT
315
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,310
JUST EXACTLY AS IT IS,
316
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:51,252
PRESERVE IT FOR ALWAYS.
317
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,965
I'M NOT GOING TO LET TIME
318
00:22:52,989 --> 00:22:54,337
SPOIL OUR LOVE.
319
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,558
WHERE'S THE AX?
320
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,561
WAKE UP, DARLING.
321
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,097
WAKE UP.
322
00:23:03,165 --> 00:23:06,483
WAKE UP!
323
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:07,717
GOOD.
324
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,753
NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP.
325
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:12,055
NO!
326
00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:26,303
IT'S NOT PEGGY.
327
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:28,906
THEY'RE BOTH GHOSTS.
328
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,710
YOU SEE, ALLEN...
329
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:33,789
ALLEN?
330
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,747
I TOLD YOU I'D
PRESERVE OUR LOVE.
331
00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:40,150
PEGGY'S FATHER WAS NAMED ALLEN.
332
00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:42,619
HE DIED BEFORE PEGGY WAS BORN.
333
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:47,157
PEGGY'S MOTHER
KILLED HER HUSBAND
334
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,859
IN THIS HOUSE...
335
00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:52,240
ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT.
336
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,198
OH, THAT WAS THE NIGHT
337
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,186
THAT PEGGY WAS CONCEIVED.
338
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:03,051
DON'T YOU THINK PEGGY WOULD BE
339
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:04,155
A NICE NAME
340
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,526
FOR OUR LITTLE GIRL?
341
00:24:06,595 --> 00:24:07,827
WAIT!
342
00:24:07,896 --> 00:24:09,646
PLEASE, PLEASE, GOD, PLEASE,
343
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:12,149
PLEASE LET ME BE DREAMING!
344
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:13,317
OH, PLEASE!
345
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:14,401
PLEASE, GOD!
346
00:24:14,469 --> 00:24:15,485
PLEASE, GOD!
347
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:16,987
PLEASE!
348
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:17,988
THANK YOU.
349
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:19,057
AAH!
350
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,190
EASY.
351
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:22,893
IT WAS JUST A NIGHTMARE.
352
00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:25,128
I GUESS...
353
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:28,465
I GUESS IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.
354
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,133
YOU NEED A TOWEL.
355
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,334
YEAH.
356
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:33,582
WHAT WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT?
357
00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:36,073
OH, IT WAS ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
358
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:39,142
I DREAMT THAT YOUR
MOTHER KILLED YOUR FATHER
359
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:42,128
IN THIS HOUSE ON
THEIR WEDDING NIGHT.
360
00:24:42,197 --> 00:24:43,324
THAT'S WEIRD.
361
00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:44,809
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
362
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:47,300
ON THE NIGHT I WAS CONCEIVED.
363
00:24:47,369 --> 00:24:48,369
WHAT?
364
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:53,140
AND I WANT WHAT MY MOTHER HAD...
365
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,910
A PERFECT HONEYMOON,
366
00:24:55,978 --> 00:24:59,079
A PERFECT LOVE
367
00:24:59,148 --> 00:25:01,114
THAT I CAN MAKE SURE
368
00:25:01,183 --> 00:25:03,466
THAT TIME DOES NOT SPOIL.
369
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:04,918
BUT WE DON'T HAVE
A PERFECT LOVE.
370
00:25:04,987 --> 00:25:06,064
PEGGY, I MARRIED
YOU FOR YOUR MONEY.
371
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,487
I'VE NEVER LOVED YOU.
372
00:25:07,556 --> 00:25:08,989
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
373
00:25:09,058 --> 00:25:10,557
YES, IT IS!
374
00:25:10,626 --> 00:25:12,358
YES, IT IS.
375
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:13,794
YOU SEE?
376
00:25:13,862 --> 00:25:16,129
NOW, I BROUGHT THIS
377
00:25:16,198 --> 00:25:18,465
TO KILL YOU ON
OUR WEDDING NIGHT,
378
00:25:18,533 --> 00:25:20,734
AND I WAS GOING TO
BLAME IT ON A BURGLAR,
379
00:25:20,803 --> 00:25:21,813
AND THEN I WAS GONNA
INHERIT ALL YOUR MONEY.
380
00:25:21,837 --> 00:25:23,381
BUT YOU DIDN'T SHOOT ME
381
00:25:23,405 --> 00:25:24,883
BECAUSE AFTER WE MADE LOVE,
382
00:25:24,907 --> 00:25:26,384
YOU REALIZED THAT OUR HONEYMOON
383
00:25:26,408 --> 00:25:29,309
WAS PERFECT AND
THAT YOU LOVED ME.
384
00:25:29,377 --> 00:25:31,661
NO, NO. I'LL SHOOT YOU NOW.
385
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,530
I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL
SHOOT YOU RIGHT NOW.
386
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:36,533
YOU LOVE ME TOO MUCH TO KILL ME.
387
00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:38,685
YOU WANT TO BET?
388
00:25:43,693 --> 00:25:44,725
SEE?
389
00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:46,960
OUR LOVE IS PERFECT.
390
00:25:47,029 --> 00:25:49,349
THAT'S WHY I'M
GOING TO PRESERVE IT
391
00:25:49,398 --> 00:25:50,764
FOR ALWAYS.
392
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:52,249
NO!
393
00:26:10,385 --> 00:26:13,020
SLEEP TIGHT, CHARLES.
394
00:26:22,898 --> 00:26:24,097
AUNT EDITH!
395
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,100
AUNT EDITH.
396
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,924
OH, I'M SO HAPPY YOU CAME.
397
00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:37,060
OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED.
398
00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:38,762
HOW WAS YOUR WEDDING NIGHT?
399
00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:40,864
OH, IT WAS WONDERFUL.
400
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,510
I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY GIRL.
401
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:43,466
REALLY?
402
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:45,313
AND SHE'S ONLY THIS BIG.
403
00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:47,003
THAT'S LOVELY, DEAR.
404
00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:51,041
YOU'LL LOVE HER, WON'T YOU?
405
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,809
WELL, OF COURSE I WILL,
406
00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:54,510
JUST AS I LOVED YOUR MOTHER,
407
00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:56,947
AS I LOVE YOU.
408
00:26:57,015 --> 00:27:00,283
ONLY NO MORE MEN, UNDERSTAND?
409
00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:01,718
I PROMISE.
410
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,221
BESIDES, I DON'T
NEED ONE ANYMORE
411
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,589
NOW THAT I HAVE MY LITTLE GIRL.
412
00:27:08,193 --> 00:27:12,763
BUT SHE'S GOING TO
NEED ONE SOMEDAY.
413
00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:16,032
OF COURSE SHE WILL, DEAR.
414
00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:18,701
OF COURSE SHE WILL.
415
00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:28,161
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
416
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:31,932
TALK ABOUT FAMILY TRADITIONS.
417
00:27:32,001 --> 00:27:35,235
ALL YOU BOUNCING
BACHELORS OUT THERE,
418
00:27:35,304 --> 00:27:37,404
A WORD OF WARNING...
419
00:27:37,472 --> 00:27:41,408
BEFORE YOU TAKE THAT
MATRIMONIAL PLUNGE,
420
00:27:41,476 --> 00:27:44,511
CHECK OUT THE
BRIDE'S BACKGROUND.
421
00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:47,514
OPEN HER CLOSET DOOR
422
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:52,119
AND SEE IF ANY FAMILY
SECRETS FALL OUT.
423
00:27:52,187 --> 00:27:55,022
BEWARE OF SKELETONS...
424
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:57,457
UNLESS THEY'RE YOURS TRULY.
425
00:27:57,526 --> 00:28:00,394
HEH HEH HA HA HA HA!
426
00:28:00,462 --> 00:28:03,397
HA HA HA HA!
427
00:28:10,072 --> 00:28:13,006
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
428
00:28:13,075 --> 00:28:16,195
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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