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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:03,570 Welcome to South Park! 2 00:00:07,073 --> 00:00:10,176 "South Park" is one of the greatest things of all time. 3 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:13,213 You can make fun of anything 4 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:15,315 because comedy is the universal language. 5 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,527 We know that this is gonna be such a magical evening. 6 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:20,687 This is like a once-in-a-lifetime thing to do. 7 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:21,955 ♪ Timmy ♪ 8 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:24,257 "South Park" is the greatest show ever. 9 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:26,693 What do I like about the show? I cringe. 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,828 - I'm so excited! - I'm so excited! -I'm so excited! 11 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:41,408 ♪ Here they come ♪ 12 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:42,876 ♪ Here come the bastards ♪ 13 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:45,044 ♪ I heard it from a confidant ♪ 14 00:00:45,111 --> 00:00:47,647 ♪ Who heard it from a confidant ♪ 15 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,016 ♪ They're definitely on their way ♪ 16 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,751 ♪ There's one with this idea ♪ 17 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:53,653 ♪ Something about a hammer head shark ♪ 18 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,255 ♪ Nose hairs and flatus ♪ 19 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:58,892 ♪ Best keep your distance because ♪ 20 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,294 ♪ Here they come ♪ 21 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:02,829 ♪ Here come the bastards ♪ 22 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,031 ♪ Bury your head deep in the sand ♪ 23 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,467 ♪ Anonymity is a virtue ♪ 24 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:10,003 ♪ In this day and age ♪ 25 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:12,238 ♪ Amazing hand dexterity ♪ 26 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:14,808 ♪ Flagrant misuse of security ♪ 27 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:20,313 ♪ Better run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run ♪ 28 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:22,816 ♪ Here they come ♪ 29 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:25,385 ♪ Here they come ♪ 30 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:28,021 ♪ Here they come ♪ 31 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:30,557 ♪ Here they come ♪ 32 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:33,126 ♪ Here they come ♪ 33 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,795 ♪ Here they come ♪ 34 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,298 ♪ Here they come ♪ 35 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:41,301 ♪ Here they come ♪ 36 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:55,508 Who the hell are you guys? 37 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,611 We're Ween, man. 38 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,080 The Ween men. 39 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,583 The Ween men. 40 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:07,053 I do declare 41 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,721 last night was fucking amazing. 42 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,068 I don't know if anybody was here. 43 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:15,461 I still have a floater from last night. 44 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,632 And a big reason for that, 45 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,702 besides all the fanciness that's coming your way, 46 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:30,209 that is Gene Ween right there on the stage with me. 47 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:35,715 That is Dean Ween right there 48 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:38,451 on the stage with me. 49 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:45,058 It's a Ween and Primus sandwich. 50 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:48,261 And there's nothing in the middle. 51 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:51,564 It's just fucking Ween and Primus sandwich. 52 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:58,972 Primus, Ween, I say Primusween... 53 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:01,741 It's like a drain cleaner. 54 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,477 Primusween... your pipes are mighty clean 55 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:07,413 after you use Primusween. 56 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:10,850 Come on. Get with me now, Red Rock. 57 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,251 Jesus fucking Christ. 58 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:18,091 ♪ Here they come ♪ 59 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:20,760 ♪ Here they come ♪ 60 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,795 ♪ Here they come ♪ 61 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:25,832 ♪ Here they come ♪ 62 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:28,067 ♪ Here they come ♪ 63 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:30,903 ♪ Here they come ♪ 64 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:33,606 ♪ Here they come ♪ 65 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:35,975 ♪ Here they come ♪ 66 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,344 ♪ Primusween ♪ 67 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,980 ♪ Primusween ♪ 68 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:43,716 ♪ Primusween ♪ 69 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,185 ♪ Primusween ♪ 70 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:48,721 ♪ Here they come ♪ 71 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,524 ♪ Here they come ♪ 72 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,793 ♪ Here they come ♪ 73 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:58,264 ♪ Here they come ♪ 74 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:31,864 ♪ There's magic inside you ♪ 75 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,400 What is magic? 76 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:37,170 It's a thought, it's a vision, 77 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:40,540 but most of all, magic is a feeling that you get 78 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:42,442 deep down in your balls. 79 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,977 Or if you're a woman, 80 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:48,448 deep down in your girl balls. 81 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:53,720 ♪ The magic's inside you ♪ 82 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:59,992 And sometimes there's magic in the wonder of a little boy. 83 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:02,995 Oh, hey, everybody! 84 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:05,098 It's me, Butters! 85 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:09,168 Butters, come on! You have to see this! 86 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:11,804 Hey, where are you going, Eric? 87 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,806 Where the hell are we, dude? 88 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,875 Do you believe in magic, Stan? 89 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,211 Cartman? Where are you? 90 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:19,879 Mrph rmhmhm rm! 91 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:22,248 Yeah, look! Eric is up on those rocks! 92 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:24,383 That's right, I'm up here, guys. 93 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:27,386 There's magic in all of us gathered here tonight. 94 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:28,688 Come on! 95 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,423 What are you doing, Cartman? 96 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,625 Just come on, it's fucking magic, Kyle. 97 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,795 This way, guys. You got to see. 98 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,766 ♪ There's magic inside you ♪ 99 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:41,801 ♪ You just have to find it ♪ 100 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:44,604 ♪ It's deep down in your balls ♪ 101 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:50,576 ♪ Or in your girl balls ♪ 102 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:52,378 Look, you guys. 103 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,013 Isn't this amazing? 104 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,782 Let me see. 105 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,250 Whoa. 106 00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:58,751 Where are we? 107 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:00,753 Mrph rmhmhm rm! 108 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,221 What is this place? 109 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:05,658 I don't know, but it's just so fucking magical. 110 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:07,160 Wait a minute. Wait. 111 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:10,463 You guys, I know where we are. 112 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:12,899 We're home. 113 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:35,988 Welcome to the shindig. 114 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,361 And welcome, definitely, 115 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:43,596 from both Matt and I, 116 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:46,666 welcome to one of the best nights of our lives. 117 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:50,970 We're on stage with Ween. 118 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,306 And we're on stage with Primus. 119 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:03,115 So my name's Trey. 120 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,618 I grew up right here in Morrison, Colorado. 121 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:11,390 Right up 285 up South Turkey Creek. 122 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,394 I'm Matt. Hi. 123 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:17,463 I grew up in Littleton, which is just over there. 124 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,199 Yeah. 125 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,501 That's the biggest cheer Littleton's ever gotten. 126 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,273 And Matt and I met at the University of Colorado 127 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,808 in Boulder right over there. 128 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:36,482 And I can tell you that as a little boy growing up here, 129 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:40,386 both Matt and I, like, never dreamed 130 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,889 that we'd be up on this stage. 131 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:48,895 We're... 132 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:51,497 We're gonna do a bunch of songs from "South Park" tonight 133 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,900 all throughout the night. 134 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,536 But we're gonna mix it in with real music 135 00:08:57,603 --> 00:08:59,338 by Ween and Primus, so it's alright. 136 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,279 But definitely it is a magic night, 137 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:09,282 'cause I never thought I'd be able to stand up on the stage 138 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:12,285 and sing this. 139 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:17,690 ♪ Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker ♪ 140 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:25,932 ♪ You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker ♪ 141 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,604 ♪ You're an uncle fucker, yes, it's true ♪ 142 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:37,743 ♪ Nobody fucks uncles quite like you ♪ 143 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:44,583 ♪ Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker ♪ 144 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:51,691 ♪ You're the one who fucked his uncle, uncle fucker ♪ 145 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:55,628 ♪ You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn ♪ 146 00:09:55,695 --> 00:10:00,866 ♪ You just fuck your uncle all day long ♪ 147 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,702 ♪ All day long ♪ 148 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:19,385 ♪ Ooh ♪ 149 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:47,113 ♪ Ohhh ♪ 150 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:51,851 ♪ Ohhh ♪ 151 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:57,723 ♪ Ohhhhhh ♪ 152 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:01,560 ♪ Ooh, ah ♪ 153 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:04,764 ♪ Ooh, ah ♪ 154 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,867 ♪ Ooh, ah ♪ 155 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:13,005 ♪ Uncle fucker ♪ 156 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,940 ♪ Ooh, ah ♪ 157 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,376 Say, Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say 158 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,954 to the Iranian gynecologist? ♪ Ooh, ah ♪ 159 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,613 I don't know, Phillip. What? 160 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:22,647 ♪ Ooh ♪ 161 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:23,949 Yes, Phillip? 162 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,918 ♪ Uncle fucker ♪ 163 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,653 Ohh, Terrance! 164 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,125 Hey, Scott, guess what. What? 165 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,803 Aah! Oh, it's bad! 166 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,740 Hut! Huuuut! 167 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,175 Hut! Hut! 168 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:57,983 ♪ Ooh, ah ♪ 169 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:01,921 ♪ Ooh, ah ♪ 170 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:05,024 ♪ Ooh ♪ 171 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,225 ♪ Uncle fucker ♪ Aw, sick! 172 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:13,899 ♪ Ooh, ah ♪ 173 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,167 ♪ Ooh, ah ♪ 174 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,103 Oh, you farted! 175 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:20,806 ♪ Ooh ♪ 176 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:24,210 ♪ Uncle fucker ♪ 177 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:27,780 Ohh! 178 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:42,728 ♪ Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker ♪ 179 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:50,336 ♪ You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucker ♪ 180 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,509 ♪ You're an uncle fucker, I must say ♪ 181 00:12:56,575 --> 00:13:01,614 ♪ You fucked your uncle yesterday ♪ 182 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,083 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 183 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:09,188 ♪ Uncle fucker ♪ 184 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:17,255 ♪ That's U-N-C-L-E, fuck you ♪ 185 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:25,463 ♪ Uncle fucker ♪ 186 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,219 This is so cool, you guys. Thank you so much. 187 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,887 There's your mom right there. 188 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,291 We have so many people here. 189 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:48,160 We have family here tonight. We have friends here tonight. 190 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:51,630 We've got the whole crew of "South Park" here tonight. 191 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:55,334 And most of all, 192 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:58,070 we've got the best fans in the world here tonight. 193 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:05,945 And there's really no words to describe it. 194 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:11,617 I think the best word that comes to mind is montage. 195 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:53,492 ♪ The hour's approaching to give it your best ♪ 196 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,096 ♪ You've got to reach your prime ♪ 197 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,765 ♪ That's when you need to put yourself to the test ♪ 198 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,368 ♪ And show us the passage of time ♪ 199 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,570 ♪ We're gonna need a montage ♪ 200 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,704 ♪ Montage ♪ 201 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,506 ♪ Girl, I want a montage ♪ 202 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,408 ♪ Montage ♪ 203 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,077 ♪ And just show a lot of things happenin' at once ♪ 204 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:14,713 ♪ Remind everyone of what's goin' on ♪ 205 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,115 ♪ What's goin' on ♪ 206 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:18,584 ♪ And with every shot, show a little improvement ♪ 207 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,153 ♪ To show it all would take too long ♪ 208 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,821 ♪ That's called a montage ♪ 209 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:23,989 ♪ Montage ♪ 210 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,458 ♪ Babe, I need a montage ♪ 211 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,060 ♪ Montage ♪ 212 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,963 ♪ In anything, if you want to go ♪ 213 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,799 ♪ From just a beginner to a pro ♪ 214 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,434 ♪ You'll need a montage ♪ 215 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,602 ♪ Montage ♪ 216 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,671 ♪ That's why "Rocky" had a montage ♪ 217 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,806 Bruce Howell on guitar. 218 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,319 Over here, Mr. Dean Ween. 219 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,431 And over there, Larry LaLonde! 220 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,346 ♪ In anything, if you want to go ♪ 221 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,449 ♪ From just a beginner to a pro ♪ 222 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:24,950 ♪ You'll need a montage ♪ 223 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,385 ♪ Montage ♪ 224 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,187 ♪ Babe, I want a montage ♪ 225 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:30,422 ♪ Montage ♪ 226 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,024 ♪ Always fade out ♪ 227 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,626 ♪ In a montage ♪ 228 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,095 ♪ Montage ♪ 229 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,064 ♪ If you fade out it seems like more time has passed ♪ 230 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,899 ♪ In your montage ♪ 231 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,434 ♪ Montage ♪ 232 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,537 ♪ Montage ♪ 233 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:48,774 ♪ Montage ♪ 234 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,214 ♪ Montage ♪ 235 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,749 Thank you! 236 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,197 Are you having fun? 237 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,102 'Cause I'm having a great time. 238 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,138 There are cameras here, as you can see. 239 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,440 This is all gonna be on television, 240 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,543 so please watch your language. 241 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,814 We, uh... 242 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,416 We love it here in Colorado, 243 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,452 but there's another place I think about often, 244 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,989 and that place is San Diego. 245 00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:39,158 There's one thing that comes to mind 246 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,460 when I think about San Diego. 247 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:44,430 And I'd like to sing about it right now. 248 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:47,466 One, two, one, two, three, four. 249 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:50,068 ♪ Dah dah dah dah dah ♪ 250 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,371 ♪ Dah dah dah ♪ 251 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,773 ♪ Dah dah dah dah dah ♪ 252 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,942 ♪ Dah dah dah ♪ 253 00:17:57,009 --> 00:18:00,479 ♪ I'm gonna jack it where the sun always shines ♪ 254 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,047 ♪ He's gonna jack it ♪ 255 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,850 ♪ Been spreadin' the word and now I've got to ease my mind ♪ 256 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,151 ♪ Jackin' it, ohhh ♪ 257 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,020 ♪ Been plantin' those apple seeds ♪ 258 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:10,389 ♪ And while the apples grow ♪ 259 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:15,127 ♪ I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego ♪ 260 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,429 ♪ Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack ♪ 261 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,665 ♪ Spankin' it, smackin it, spankety-smack ♪ 262 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,000 ♪ I don't need no shirt, no ♪ 263 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,769 ♪ I'm gonna take my pants right off ♪ 264 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,204 ♪ He's about to jack it ♪ 265 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,173 ♪ On such a fine day, who needs underwear or socks? ♪ 266 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,708 ♪ Jackin' it, ohhh ♪ 267 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,779 ♪ Been around God's country and there's one thing I know ♪ 268 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,615 ♪ There's no better place for jackin' it than... ♪ 269 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,584 ♪ San Diego ♪ 270 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,853 ♪ Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack ♪ 271 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:43,288 ♪ Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack ♪ 272 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,524 ♪ Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack ♪ 273 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:48,311 ♪ Jack it for the Lord ♪ ♪ Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack ♪ 274 00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:52,331 Hey, why not get down to San Diego? 275 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,066 There's so much to see. 276 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,801 From the warm tortillas of Old Town 277 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,370 to the sparkling waters of Mission Bay. 278 00:18:58,437 --> 00:18:59,805 And when you're done sight-seeing, 279 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:03,008 why not try jackin' it on one of their city streets? 280 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:07,045 San Diego. Come, take a load off. 281 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:09,615 ♪ Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack ♪ 282 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,884 ♪ Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack ♪ 283 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,119 ♪ A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack ♪ 284 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,655 ♪ Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack ♪ 285 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,790 ♪ The cars are all passin' me by ♪ 286 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,759 ♪ They stop to say "Hello" ♪ 287 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,327 ♪ Hey, that guy's jackin' it ♪ 288 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:25,330 ♪ From out his window, there's a guy shootin' video ♪ 289 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:26,598 ♪ Video of him jackin' it ♪ 290 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,267 ♪ And if the good Lord Jesus ♪ 291 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,869 ♪ Comes knockin' on my do' ♪ 292 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,505 ♪ Just tell him I'm jackin' it in... ♪ 293 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,374 ♪ San Diego ♪ 294 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,010 ♪ Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack ♪ 295 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:40,312 ♪ Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack ♪ 296 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,814 ♪ Whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack ♪ 297 00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:45,150 ♪ Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack ♪ 298 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,519 ♪ Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack ♪ 299 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,764 ♪ Spank, spank, spank, spank, smackety-smack ♪ ♪ Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack ♪ 300 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,123 Thank you. 301 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,597 Man, look at all the people. 302 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,799 Holy shit. 303 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,239 M'kay, can everyone hear me m'kay? 304 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,311 M'kay. 305 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:15,247 Now, when I say "m'kay, kids," you say, "m'kay, Mr. Mackey." 306 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:16,381 M'kay, kids? 307 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,417 M'kay, Mr. Mackey. 308 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,019 M'kay. 309 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,621 Um... 310 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,932 There's kind of a lot of swearing 311 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,424 going on up here, m'kay? 312 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,393 Swearing's bad. 313 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:32,698 So, uh, I've got a little song to sing about that. 314 00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:36,168 ♪ You see, there's times when you get suckered in ♪ 315 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,770 ♪ By drugs and alcohol and sex with women ♪ 316 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,572 M'kay, sex is bad. 317 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,374 M'kay. 318 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:45,611 ♪ But it's when you do these things too much ♪ 319 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:50,549 ♪ That you've become an addict and must get back in touch ♪ 320 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,117 Aww. 321 00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:01,059 That's so cool. 322 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:05,497 ♪ You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay ♪ 323 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:09,901 ♪ With a little plan, you can change your life today ♪ 324 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,738 ♪ You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack ♪ 325 00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:15,307 ♪ Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack ♪ 326 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:19,177 ♪ Follow my plan and very soon you will say ♪ 327 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:22,247 ♪ "It's easy, m'kay!" ♪ 328 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,883 ♪ Step 1... Instead of "ass," say "buns" ♪ 329 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,853 ♪ Like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole!" ♪ 330 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:29,788 ♪ Step 2... Instead of "shit," say "poo" ♪ 331 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:32,424 ♪ Like "bull-poo", "poo-head," and this "poo is cold" ♪ 332 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,593 ♪ Step 3... With bitch, drop the "T" ♪ 333 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,329 ♪ 'Cause "bich" is Latin for generosity ♪ 334 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:40,065 ♪ Step 4... Don't say "fuck" anymore, kids ♪ 335 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,134 That's bad. 336 00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:48,306 You know, espec... You know, if you're around a lot of people, 337 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,609 maybe like 12,000 people, 338 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:52,611 and you're just saying "fuck" all the time, 339 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,480 it's just... it's bad. 340 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,216 Maybe... you might have family around. 341 00:21:58,283 --> 00:21:59,451 Maybe your daughter's here 342 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:01,920 and you're just up here going "fuck, fuck." 343 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,189 That's a bad look. 344 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,825 ♪ 'Cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say ♪ 345 00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:09,461 ♪ So just use the word, "m'kay" ♪ 346 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:12,764 ♪ We can do it, it's all up to us, m'kay ♪ 347 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,132 ♪ M'kay ♪ 348 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:17,069 ♪ With a little plan we can change our lives today ♪ 349 00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:18,670 ♪ Change it today ♪ 350 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:21,339 ♪ We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash ♪ 351 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:23,942 ♪ Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash ♪ 352 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,713 ♪ Follow this plan and very soon you will say ♪ 353 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:31,116 ♪ "It's easy, m'kay" ♪ 354 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,418 ♪ Step one ♪ ♪ Instead of "ass," say "buns" ♪ 355 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:36,121 ♪ Like "kiss my buns" ♪ ♪ Or "you're a buns hole" ♪ 356 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,090 ♪ Step two ♪ ♪ Instead of "shit," say "poo" ♪ 357 00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,892 ♪ As in "bull-poo" ♪ ♪ "Poo-head," and "this poo is cold" ♪ 358 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,728 ♪ Step three... with bitch, drop the "T" ♪ 359 00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:45,630 ♪ 'Cause "bich" is Latin for generosity ♪ 360 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,566 ♪ Step four... we don't say "fuck" anymore ♪ 361 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:50,202 ♪ 'Cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say ♪ 362 00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:52,237 ♪ "Fuck" is the worst word that you can say ♪ 363 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:53,505 ♪ We don't say "fuck" ♪ 364 00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:55,440 ♪ No, we shouldn't say "fuck," "fuck" no ♪ 365 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,075 You're cured, you can go! 366 00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:59,644 ♪ We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash ♪ 367 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,114 ♪ Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash ♪ 368 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:05,951 ♪ Follow this plan and very soon you will say ♪ 369 00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:07,285 ♪ "It's easy, m'kay" ♪ 370 00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:08,720 ♪ "It's easy, m'kay" ♪ 371 00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:09,788 ♪ "It's easy, m'kay" ♪ 372 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:10,989 ♪ "It's easy, m'kay" ♪ 373 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:15,927 ♪ "It's easy, m'kay" ♪ 374 00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:17,496 M'kay. 375 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:28,206 ♪ So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 376 00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:30,842 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 377 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:53,732 So I was a freshman in college in 1989, 378 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:57,068 and somebody took... a friend from the Bay Area took me to 379 00:23:57,135 --> 00:23:59,971 a band playing on Alferd Packer Day, 380 00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:01,740 about 80 people. 381 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,441 And it's these guys from the Bay Area, 382 00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:05,610 three guys making such a fucking racket, 383 00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:07,746 and the weirdest music I've ever heard. 384 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:10,382 And I just thought, "This is fucking great, 385 00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:12,608 I love this band, I gotta listen to this shit forever." 386 00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,820 And they quickly became my favorite band, 387 00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:17,055 they still are. 388 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,424 Their name's Primus if you haven't figured it out. 389 00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:20,491 And... 390 00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:26,064 So a few years later, me and Trey make it to Hollywood 391 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,501 and we get a TV show pilot. 392 00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:33,138 So we looked up Primus' management company 393 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,715 in the phone book and sent them a letter 394 00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:38,276 and sent them a copy of "The Spirit of Christmas." 395 00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:39,778 And it worked. 396 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,448 And here we are. 397 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:51,790 I'm standing here with a felt fish on my head. 398 00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:55,894 So anyway, we got this letter at the office that said, 399 00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:57,696 "Hey, these guys fresh out of college 400 00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:59,664 have made this cartoon, they're big Primus fans, 401 00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:01,833 and they really want you to do this thing. 402 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,870 They have $74 to spend." 403 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:09,307 And they said, you know, "Hey, you want to do this thing?" 404 00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:10,651 And we thought, "Well, you know..." 405 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,477 And we watched "The Spirit of Christmas", 406 00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:13,944 we thought, "That's fucking amazing. 407 00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:15,847 That's unbelievable, that's incredible. 408 00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:19,918 We're gonna do it." We didn't do it for the money. 409 00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:22,854 We did it because we thought it was an amazing thing. 410 00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:29,160 So a few... about a month later, we get something in the mail, 411 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:30,227 and here it is. 412 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:31,830 This is what we got from these guys. 413 00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:33,231 First shot. 414 00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,180 So the first thing we thought was, 415 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,549 "Wow, that's fucking amazing, we got our own Primus song." 416 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:25,660 And second thing we thought was, 417 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:27,118 "That's a minute and 40 seconds. 418 00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:29,530 That's not an intro theme song. That's way too fucking long." 419 00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:31,032 Yeah, so what they did is, they said, you know, 420 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:33,124 "Comedy Central..." they passed the buck right on 421 00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:34,459 to their bosses. 422 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:36,561 They said, "Comedy Central says it's too slow, 423 00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:37,872 it needs to be a little zippa-dee-doo, 424 00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:38,830 a little peppier. 425 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:40,865 Can you guys re-record it?" 426 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:42,643 And, you know, we're out there traveling the world, 427 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,636 doing our thing, you know, making that magic. 428 00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:47,739 And we're like, "You know, come on, dude, you gave us $74, 429 00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:50,041 we're not going to go back in and re-record this thing. 430 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,344 How about you just take it and you just speed it up?" 431 00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:54,312 Yeah, so we sped it up in Pro Tools. 432 00:26:54,379 --> 00:26:56,290 We crammed it down really fast, but when you do that 433 00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:58,234 with digital Pro Tools, the voice kind of breaks, 434 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,651 so we had to go back and ask Les, 435 00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:02,220 "Please, can you re-record your voice?" 436 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,289 He was psyched about that, he was super psyched. 437 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,358 Which we did backstage. 438 00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:08,493 You sent one of your friends, we recorded backstage 439 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,829 at Fiddler's Green. 440 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:13,131 That's true. In Colorado, on tour. 441 00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:14,342 And then it turned on to this. 442 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,334 Turned into this. 443 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:31,916 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 444 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,918 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 445 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,820 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 446 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:37,589 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 447 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:41,092 ♪ I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 448 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,770 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 449 00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:44,896 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 450 00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:48,333 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 451 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,044 ♪ I love girls with big fat titties ♪ 452 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:51,669 ♪ I love girls with deep vaginas ♪ 453 00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:55,306 ♪ So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 454 00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:06,117 And then, the kids went into fourth grade. 455 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,129 And we wanted something special, so we called Les again 456 00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:10,688 and said, "Could you send us something else, 457 00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:12,657 send us something new?" 458 00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:16,594 So I said, "Matt, ain't nothing better than 459 00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:19,097 a little bit of wham-mola." 460 00:28:37,615 --> 00:28:38,950 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 461 00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:40,952 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 462 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:42,620 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 463 00:28:42,687 --> 00:28:44,389 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 464 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:47,358 ♪ I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 465 00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:49,036 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 466 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,728 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 467 00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:53,865 ♪ Going down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 468 00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:55,609 ♪ I love girls with big fat titties ♪ 469 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,235 ♪ I love girls with deep vaginas ♪ 470 00:28:57,302 --> 00:28:58,870 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 471 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,572 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 472 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:04,852 There you go, there's all the theme songs, 473 00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:06,945 there's a history of it. 474 00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:13,651 So you can see, we have a couple of mics set up here. 475 00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:16,020 That's because one of them has a pitch shift in it. 476 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,364 You know, when we do the boys' voices, 477 00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:18,923 we got to pitch them up. 478 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:23,962 So, we thought of a few things we could do. 479 00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:25,296 Like this. 480 00:29:33,171 --> 00:29:36,608 ♪ Who's the boy that can laugh at a storm cloud? ♪ 481 00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:39,978 ♪ Turn a frown into a smile for free? ♪ 482 00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:43,414 ♪ Who's the kid with a heart full of magic? ♪ 483 00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:46,151 ♪ Everyone knows it's Butters! ♪ 484 00:29:47,185 --> 00:29:48,887 Well, that's me! 485 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:53,324 ♪ Who's the boy with eyes full of wonder? ♪ 486 00:29:53,391 --> 00:29:56,694 ♪ Who thinks being yourself is the best thing to be? ♪ 487 00:29:56,761 --> 00:30:00,431 ♪ Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket? ♪ 488 00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:03,234 ♪ Everyone knows it's Butters! ♪ 489 00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:05,904 Well, that's me! 490 00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:10,175 ♪ Jumping in puddles, skipping down the hallway ♪ 491 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:14,179 ♪ Petting goats at the petting zoo, he loves John Alway ♪ 492 00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:17,081 It's John Elway. John Elway! 493 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:19,417 ♪ Who's the tyke with the cutest little dimples? ♪ 494 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:22,620 ♪ Batting his eyes at every puppy he sees? ♪ 495 00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:25,290 ♪ If you look inside yourself, you might be surprised ♪ 496 00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:29,460 ♪ When you find a little boy named Butters! ♪ 497 00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:31,496 Well, that's me. 498 00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:39,871 Hi, everybody. 499 00:30:40,138 --> 00:30:43,608 I'm going to try to sing a song. We'll see how it goes. 500 00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:46,878 ♪ We'll see how it goes ♪ 501 00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:01,226 ♪ Hey, there, have you heard about my robot friend? ♪ 502 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:04,862 ♪ He's metal and small and doesn't judge me at all ♪ 503 00:31:04,929 --> 00:31:11,236 ♪ He's a cyberwired bundle of joy, my robot friend ♪ 504 00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:13,538 I am Awesome-O. 505 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,640 Oh, hey, Awesome-O, what's going on? 506 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,476 Um, Butters, Awesome-O is getting very hungry. 507 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,144 I need some candy. 508 00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:22,413 You don't eat candy. You're a robot, Awesome-O. 509 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,815 You don't even eat. 510 00:31:23,881 --> 00:31:26,451 Yeah, but Awesome-O is very hungry, Butters, so go... 511 00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:29,988 ♪ I like to dip and daddle with my robot friend ♪ 512 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:33,424 ♪ He's smart as can be and emotion-free ♪ 513 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:37,128 ♪ And he's computed his way to my heart ♪ 514 00:31:37,195 --> 00:31:39,497 ♪ My robot friend ♪ 515 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,133 Um, Butters, Awesome-O has to go now. 516 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,003 I need to clear out my CPU. 517 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:46,981 Oh, man, but we have a big trip planned, Awesome-O. 518 00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:50,108 We're going to LA. We're going to Hollywood, remember? 519 00:31:50,174 --> 00:31:52,043 Oh, hell, no! 520 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,545 Awesome-O is not going to LA with you, Butters. 521 00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:57,715 ♪ We're going out to LA, me and my robot friend ♪ 522 00:31:57,782 --> 00:32:01,286 ♪ We're gonna have so much fun in the hot-hot sun ♪ 523 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:07,558 ♪ We're two of a kind, just me and my robot friend ♪ 524 00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:10,828 Awesome-O thinks that your song sucks, Butters. 525 00:32:10,895 --> 00:32:13,064 Screw you guys. I'm going home. 526 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:14,465 Wait, don't go! 527 00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:27,545 Hey. 528 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,614 ♪ Hey, there ♪ 529 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:34,152 ♪ Did you know I had a robot friend? ♪ 530 00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:40,858 ♪ We used to dance and play, but someone took him away ♪ 531 00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:45,930 ♪ He was my 10 gigahertz old pal ♪ 532 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:49,767 ♪ My robot friend ♪ 533 00:32:55,606 --> 00:32:58,476 Butters, Awesome-O needs you to call him an Uber 534 00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:00,244 'cause my mom's credit card is not working. 535 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:01,579 Awesome-O, you're back! 536 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,847 Butters, fuck you... 537 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,817 ♪ Hey there, did you know about my robot friend? ♪ 538 00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:07,318 Lame! ♪ He's smart as can be ♪ 539 00:33:07,385 --> 00:33:09,153 ♪ And emotion-free ♪ Weak! 540 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:14,859 ♪ And he's computed his way to my heart, my robot friend ♪ 541 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:17,929 Lame! ♪ My robot friend ♪ 542 00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:18,896 Weak! 543 00:33:18,963 --> 00:33:20,832 ♪ My robot friend ♪ 544 00:33:20,898 --> 00:33:22,967 Not cool. 545 00:33:34,245 --> 00:33:35,813 Thank you, Trey! 546 00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:40,118 Thank you guys, so much. 547 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:50,962 ♪ Times have changed ♪ 548 00:33:51,028 --> 00:33:52,864 ♪ Our kids are getting worse! ♪ 549 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:54,399 ♪ They won't obey their parents ♪ 550 00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:56,667 ♪ They just want to fart and curse! ♪ 551 00:33:56,734 --> 00:33:58,669 ♪ Should we blame the government? ♪ 552 00:33:58,736 --> 00:34:00,304 ♪ Or blame society? ♪ 553 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:03,508 ♪ Or should we blame the images on TV? ♪ 554 00:34:03,574 --> 00:34:05,843 ♪ No, blame Canada! ♪ 555 00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:07,812 ♪ Blame Canada! ♪ 556 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,881 ♪ With all their beady little eyes ♪ 557 00:34:09,947 --> 00:34:11,816 ♪ And flapping heads so full of lies! ♪ 558 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:15,653 ♪ Blame Canada! Blame Canada! ♪ 559 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,655 ♪ We need to form a full assault! ♪ 560 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,024 ♪ It's Canada's fault! ♪ 561 00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:22,059 ♪ Don't blame me ♪ 562 00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:23,761 ♪ For my son Stan ♪ 563 00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:25,630 ♪ He saw the darn cartoon ♪ 564 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,765 ♪ And now he's off to join the Klan! ♪ 565 00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:29,434 ♪ And my boy Eric once ♪ 566 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,669 ♪ Had my picture on his shelf ♪ 567 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:35,273 ♪ And now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself! ♪ 568 00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:39,076 ♪ Blame Canada! Blame Canada! ♪ 569 00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:41,345 ♪ It seems that everything's gone wrong ♪ 570 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,347 ♪ Since Canada came along! ♪ 571 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:47,285 ♪ Blame Canada! Blame Canada! ♪ 572 00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:51,422 ♪ They're not even a real country anyways! ♪ 573 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,392 ♪ My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer ♪ 574 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:55,760 ♪ Rich and true ♪ 575 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:59,497 ♪ Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue! ♪ 576 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:01,599 ♪ Should we blame the matches? ♪ 577 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:03,568 ♪ Or should we blame the fire? ♪ 578 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:06,304 ♪ Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? ♪ 579 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:07,370 ♪ Heck no! ♪ 580 00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:11,042 ♪ Blame Canada! Blame Canada! ♪ 581 00:35:11,108 --> 00:35:13,144 ♪ With all their hockey hullabaloo ♪ 582 00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:15,246 ♪ And that slut Ryan Reynolds, too! ♪ 583 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:17,081 ♪ Blame Canada! ♪ 584 00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:21,085 ♪ Shame on Canada! ♪ 585 00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:24,121 ♪ For the smut we must stop ♪ 586 00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:26,033 ♪ The trash we will stash, the laughter and fun ♪ 587 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,225 ♪ Must all be undone ♪ 588 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,126 ♪ We must blame them and cause a fuss ♪ 589 00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:33,364 ♪ Before somebody thinks of blaming us! ♪ 590 00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:42,039 Thank you. 591 00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:51,315 You guys, there are so many people to thank here tonight. 592 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,784 Again, the whole "South Park" crew is here. 593 00:35:53,851 --> 00:35:55,453 Where are you guys? 594 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,456 Oh, there they are, there's the "South Park" crew. 595 00:35:58,523 --> 00:36:02,260 Animators, technical directors, 596 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:05,296 all the people that make it happen. 597 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:09,700 Thank you, guys. 598 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,803 There's also our executive producer, 599 00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:14,839 Anne Garefino, who put this whole thing together, 600 00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:18,409 and then she got COVID, and she can't be here tonight. 601 00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:21,045 But thank you so much, Anne. 602 00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:25,483 And most of all, 603 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:27,952 I want to thank my partner, Matt. 604 00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:31,856 I want to say happy anniversary, man. 605 00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:33,190 I love you. 606 00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:35,226 Alright. 607 00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:38,663 And we put a little surprise together for Matt. 608 00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:40,765 He has no idea that this is going to happen, 609 00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:43,034 and neither do you. 610 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:45,303 Roll the tape. 611 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:55,780 Blame Canada, blame Canada. Blah, blah, blah. 612 00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:58,449 How come we get the blame for everything, eh? 613 00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:01,652 Geddy, I just received a telegram 614 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,322 from Terrance and Phil aboot the "South Park" 615 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,490 25th Birthday Farty. 616 00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:11,162 Hey, Alex, what can we do for our pals Matt and Trey? 617 00:37:11,228 --> 00:37:13,297 Send them some free Rush beer? 618 00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:17,468 Or even worse, we could show up and jam with them, eh? 619 00:37:48,532 --> 00:37:50,601 What do you think, Stone-ey-ham? 620 00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:56,674 Well, here you go, brother. 621 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:25,936 ♪ And the men who hold high places ♪ 622 00:38:26,003 --> 00:38:28,706 ♪ Must be the ones who start ♪ 623 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:33,144 ♪ To mold a new reality ♪ 624 00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:35,746 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 625 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,417 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 626 00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:43,721 ♪ The blacksmith and the artist ♪ 627 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:47,191 ♪ Reflect it in their art ♪ 628 00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:50,628 ♪ They forge their creativity ♪ 629 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:53,364 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 630 00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:56,801 ♪ Yes, closer to the heart ♪ 631 00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:08,279 ♪ Philosophers and ploughmen ♪ 632 00:39:08,345 --> 00:39:11,615 ♪ Each must know his part ♪ 633 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:15,286 ♪ To sow a new mentality ♪ 634 00:39:15,352 --> 00:39:18,689 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 635 00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:23,327 ♪ Closer to the heart, oh, yeah ♪ 636 00:39:24,428 --> 00:39:26,697 ♪ Ooohhh ♪ 637 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,144 ♪ You can be the captain ♪ 638 00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:16,680 ♪ And I will draw the chart ♪ 639 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:20,084 ♪ Sailing into destiny ♪ 640 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:22,586 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 641 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:26,257 ♪ Oh, closer to the heart ♪ 642 00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:30,327 ♪ I said closer to the heart ♪ 643 00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:33,063 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 644 00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:36,934 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 645 00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:04,061 This is one of the most amazing moments of my life. 646 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:09,033 Matt Stone-ey-ham, is this one of 647 00:41:09,099 --> 00:41:11,769 the most amazing moments of your life? 648 00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:15,906 Look who is standing in front of you. 649 00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:17,942 It's Geddy and Alex! 650 00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:31,088 ♪ Oh, closer to the heart ♪ 651 00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:35,226 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 652 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:38,629 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 653 00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:40,965 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 654 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:42,399 Come on now, South Park! 655 00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:44,668 ♪ Closer to South Park ♪ 656 00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:48,138 ♪ Closer to South Park ♪ 657 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,476 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 658 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:54,879 ♪ Closer to South Park ♪ 659 00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:56,280 Come on! 660 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:59,383 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 661 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:03,287 ♪ Yeah, closer to the heart ♪ 662 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:06,590 ♪ Closer to the heart ♪ 663 00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:09,260 ♪ Yeah, closer to the heart ♪ 664 00:42:09,326 --> 00:42:10,461 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 665 00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:37,454 Thank you, eh. 666 00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:58,008 ♪ When I say I have crabs, I mean literally ♪ 667 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:14,425 You know there's nothing like a cold Colorado morning. 668 00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:20,664 When you're waking the kids up for school, 669 00:43:20,731 --> 00:43:24,735 you go outside, and you got to brush the snow off your truck. 670 00:43:26,971 --> 00:43:31,675 You go back in, and you got to give your kids something to eat. 671 00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:35,913 Get 'em ready for the day. 672 00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:38,215 Well, that's when you start thinking you might want 673 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:40,150 to smoke a little weed. 674 00:43:44,555 --> 00:43:46,790 We just hope that if you do smoke weed, 675 00:43:46,857 --> 00:43:50,594 that you play it safe and choose Tegridy. 676 00:43:53,063 --> 00:43:56,500 'Cause just like that cold Colorado morning, 677 00:43:56,567 --> 00:44:00,037 Tegridy's got that real Colorado flavor. 678 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:07,411 ♪ 'Cause this ol' world is getting to me ♪ 679 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:10,714 ♪ It seems like people have got no inte... ♪ 680 00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:12,750 ♪ Tegridy ♪ 681 00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:14,852 Let's try that shit again. 682 00:44:14,918 --> 00:44:16,120 Let's try that again. 683 00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:20,157 ♪ This ol' world is getting to me ♪ 684 00:44:20,224 --> 00:44:22,826 ♪ 'Cause it seems like people got no ♪ 685 00:44:22,893 --> 00:44:24,828 ♪ Tegridy ♪ 686 00:44:24,895 --> 00:44:27,331 Oh, shit, you're right. 687 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:32,469 ♪ So I loaded up the kids, took my wife by the arm ♪ 688 00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:37,241 ♪ And I moved on out to a Colorado farm ♪ 689 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,781 ♪ Now it's early to bed, early to rise ♪ 690 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:46,350 ♪ The crops are plowed, and it's no surprise ♪ 691 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:49,086 ♪ City folks are fightin', and I don't give a darn ♪ 692 00:44:49,153 --> 00:44:50,654 ♪ Darn, darn ♪ 693 00:44:50,721 --> 00:44:53,424 ♪ 'Cause I make my livin' on a Colorado farm ♪ 694 00:44:57,294 --> 00:45:00,097 ♪ I gotta drive the tractor, gotta cut the grass ♪ 695 00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:02,433 ♪ Chut-chut goes the baler like it's never gonna last ♪ 696 00:45:02,499 --> 00:45:05,436 ♪ There's food in the kitchen, there's bud in the barn ♪ 697 00:45:05,502 --> 00:45:07,204 ♪ Barn, barn ♪ 698 00:45:07,271 --> 00:45:10,207 ♪ That's what you get on a Colorado farm ♪ 699 00:45:10,274 --> 00:45:12,242 Alright, let's go! 700 00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:49,913 ♪ Well, it going great, it was going good ♪ 701 00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:52,416 ♪ The weed was growing like good weed should ♪ 702 00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:56,120 ♪ Then Joe Biden took my job ♪ 703 00:45:56,186 --> 00:45:57,287 Took our job! 704 00:45:57,354 --> 00:46:00,657 ♪ Joe Biden took our job ♪ 705 00:46:00,724 --> 00:46:01,725 He took our job! 706 00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:06,864 ♪ Well, they took our job, they took our job ♪ 707 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:08,198 Took our job! 708 00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:09,466 ♪ They took our job ♪ 709 00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:11,768 ♪ Joe Biden took our job ♪ 710 00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:13,704 Took our job! 711 00:46:13,770 --> 00:46:17,141 ♪ Joe Biden took our jobs ♪ 712 00:46:17,207 --> 00:46:18,876 Took our jobs. 713 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:21,979 Joe Biden took our jobs. 714 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,449 - I want to know. - Hold the G, hold the G. 715 00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,184 Did they take your job? 716 00:46:28,652 --> 00:46:30,988 They took my... Mickey, did they take your job? 717 00:46:31,054 --> 00:46:31,822 Took my job! 718 00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:34,725 They took his damn job! 719 00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:38,328 Did they take you job? 720 00:46:38,395 --> 00:46:41,598 What about... we got a nice little lady over here. 721 00:46:41,665 --> 00:46:42,699 Oh. 722 00:46:42,766 --> 00:46:43,810 Can you come up here, ma'am? 723 00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:45,469 Come up here, little girl. 724 00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:47,471 Someone brought a kid to the concert. 725 00:46:47,538 --> 00:46:49,773 That was a good idea. 726 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,342 Come here, honey. 727 00:46:52,409 --> 00:46:55,112 Young lady, did Joe Biden take your job? 728 00:46:55,179 --> 00:46:56,380 I don't know. 729 00:46:56,446 --> 00:46:58,182 What's your name, little girl? 730 00:46:58,248 --> 00:47:00,117 Harper. 731 00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:02,419 Joe Biden took your damn job, didn't he? 732 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,154 Yes, sir. 733 00:47:04,221 --> 00:47:07,391 Now, I want you to turn to this crowd 734 00:47:07,457 --> 00:47:11,962 and say with meaning that Joe Biden took your job. 735 00:47:12,763 --> 00:47:14,064 Ready? 736 00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:16,333 Joe Biden took my derr. 737 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,169 Yeah! Joe Biden took... he took her job! 738 00:47:19,236 --> 00:47:20,237 He took my job! 739 00:47:20,304 --> 00:47:23,507 Took her damn job! That son of bitch. 740 00:47:23,574 --> 00:47:25,442 That son of bitch. 741 00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:28,745 ♪ Well ♪ 742 00:47:28,812 --> 00:47:30,847 ♪ Ice-cold beer, pickup trucks ♪ 743 00:47:30,914 --> 00:47:33,383 ♪ Country music, listin' shit ♪ 744 00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:36,286 ♪ We got tegridy to keep us warm ♪ 745 00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:38,455 ♪ Warm, warm ♪ 746 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,791 ♪ That's what you get on a Colorado farm ♪ 747 00:47:44,628 --> 00:47:47,030 ♪ And I'm just living on a Colorado farm ♪ 748 00:47:47,097 --> 00:47:48,398 ♪ Shit ♪ 749 00:47:50,834 --> 00:47:53,036 Joe Biden. 750 00:47:55,973 --> 00:47:58,308 It is quite possibly the funniest joke 751 00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:01,245 ever conceived, and its origin is unknown. 752 00:48:01,311 --> 00:48:04,181 The fishsticks joke crosses all borders, all races, 753 00:48:04,248 --> 00:48:07,517 all ages and ethnic groups, and is slowly uniting our country. 754 00:48:07,584 --> 00:48:11,321 In fact, the only person who appears to not get the joke is 755 00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:13,924 rapper Kanye West, who becomes furious when people 756 00:48:13,991 --> 00:48:15,359 use the joke on him. 757 00:48:15,425 --> 00:48:17,527 You ready don't get it? 758 00:48:17,594 --> 00:48:19,363 Hey, man, I'm a genius, alright?! 759 00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:22,299 If I was a homosexual or a fish, I would know! 760 00:48:22,366 --> 00:48:23,700 Now let's see. 761 00:48:23,767 --> 00:48:27,771 Somethin' about fishsticks interacting with me 762 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:30,340 makes me a gay fish. 763 00:48:30,407 --> 00:48:31,842 Kanye, really. 764 00:48:31,908 --> 00:48:34,177 Alright, now what do we know about fishsticks? 765 00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:39,816 They're breaded, they're fried, they're frozen. 766 00:48:39,883 --> 00:48:45,689 Then under me, we have rapper, genius. 767 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:49,526 And gay fish are homosexual. 768 00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:51,928 They swim. 769 00:48:51,995 --> 00:48:56,400 Is it because breaded has something to do with genius, 770 00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:57,901 which swims? 771 00:48:57,968 --> 00:49:00,504 No, because you said you like fish sticks, Kanye! 772 00:49:00,570 --> 00:49:01,705 Don't... Don't you get it? 773 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:04,274 You see, "fish-dicks" is a... is a play on words. 774 00:49:04,341 --> 00:49:06,181 I don't need anyone tellin' me "play on words"! 775 00:49:06,209 --> 00:49:09,279 I'm a motherfuckin' lyrical wordsmith motherfuckin' genius! 776 00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:11,748 Boys, I understand what you did now. 777 00:49:11,815 --> 00:49:15,118 Untie them, guys. I know what I have to do. 778 00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:19,589 Yo, Kanye, you sure about this? 779 00:49:19,656 --> 00:49:21,325 It's time for me to stop runnin'. 780 00:49:21,391 --> 00:49:24,294 I need to believe what people tell me. 781 00:49:24,361 --> 00:49:27,364 Let all my fans know I love 'em, but a gay fish just can't 782 00:49:27,431 --> 00:49:29,700 live in the outside world forever. 783 00:49:29,766 --> 00:49:31,568 Don't be sad for me, guys! 784 00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:43,280 Unh, come on. 785 00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:51,054 ♪ I've been so lonely, girl ♪ 786 00:49:51,121 --> 00:49:52,656 ♪ I've been so sad and down ♪ 787 00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:55,792 ♪ Couldn't understand why haters joked around ♪ 788 00:49:55,859 --> 00:49:59,062 ♪ I wanted to be free with other creatures like me ♪ 789 00:49:59,129 --> 00:50:01,264 ♪ And now I got my wish ♪ 790 00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:03,400 ♪ 'Cause I know that I'm a gay fish ♪ 791 00:50:03,467 --> 00:50:04,601 ♪ Gay fish ♪ 792 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:05,736 ♪ Gay fish, yo ♪ 793 00:50:05,802 --> 00:50:07,604 ♪ Motherfuckin' gay fish ♪ 794 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:09,015 ♪ He's a gay fish ♪ ♪ I'm a fish, yo ♪ 795 00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:10,974 ♪ Going on a gay fish ♪ 796 00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:12,509 It's all right, girl. 797 00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:14,878 ♪ Makin' love to other gay fish ♪ 798 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:18,281 ♪ All those lonely nights at the grocery store ♪ 799 00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:21,318 ♪ In the frozen fish aisle feelin' like a whore ♪ 800 00:50:21,385 --> 00:50:25,355 ♪ 'Cause I wasn't being true even though everyone said ♪ 801 00:50:25,422 --> 00:50:27,090 -♪ I had to make a switch ♪ -♪ Gay fish ♪ 802 00:50:27,157 --> 00:50:30,260 ♪ 'Cause I know that I'm a gay fish, gay fish ♪ 803 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:31,762 ♪ Gay fish, yo ♪ 804 00:50:31,828 --> 00:50:33,730 ♪ Motherfuckin' gay fish ♪ 805 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:35,141 -♪ He's a gay fish ♪ -I'm a fish, yo ♪ 806 00:50:35,165 --> 00:50:36,833 ♪ Baby, I'm a gay fish ♪ 807 00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:38,568 It's all right, girl. 808 00:50:42,139 --> 00:50:45,275 ♪ I used to be scared, denying who I was ♪ 809 00:50:45,342 --> 00:50:48,612 ♪ Acting straight but going out to gay fish clubs ♪ 810 00:50:48,678 --> 00:50:49,813 ♪ Dancing with the marlins ♪ 811 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,715 ♪ Making out with the all the snappers ♪ 812 00:50:51,782 --> 00:50:53,216 ♪ I'd take the salmon home ♪ 813 00:50:53,283 --> 00:50:55,018 ♪ And work that caudal fin for hours ♪ 814 00:50:55,085 --> 00:50:58,989 ♪ But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want ♪ 815 00:50:59,055 --> 00:51:02,426 ♪ Be it yellowfin or trout or them trout in Vermont ♪ 816 00:51:02,492 --> 00:51:05,762 ♪ Slap that sea bass ass, I make the grouper butt shake ♪ 817 00:51:05,829 --> 00:51:07,898 ♪ I'll come to your house and have an orgy ♪ 818 00:51:07,964 --> 00:51:10,667 ♪ In your fish tank, bitch ♪ 819 00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,869 ♪ Motherfuckin' gay fish ♪ 820 00:51:14,037 --> 00:51:16,406 ♪ Baby, I'm a gay fish ♪ 821 00:51:19,876 --> 00:51:23,346 ♪ I really get around, I'm the slut of the sea ♪ 822 00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:26,416 ♪ When I say I have crabs, I mean literally ♪ 823 00:51:26,483 --> 00:51:29,886 ♪ I was out having dinner and had to go down ♪ 824 00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:32,122 ♪ On that mackerel on the dish ♪ 825 00:51:32,189 --> 00:51:34,458 ♪ 'Cause I'm the gayest of the gay fish ♪ 826 00:51:34,524 --> 00:51:35,459 ♪ Gay fish ♪ 827 00:51:35,525 --> 00:51:36,593 Gay fish, yo. 828 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:39,062 ♪ Motherfuckin' gay fish ♪ 829 00:51:39,129 --> 00:51:40,273 I'm a fish, yo. ♪ He's a gay fish ♪ 830 00:51:40,297 --> 00:51:42,165 ♪ Baby, I'm a gay fish ♪ 831 00:51:42,232 --> 00:51:44,668 It's all right, girl. 832 00:51:44,734 --> 00:51:46,269 ♪ Unh ♪ 833 00:51:46,336 --> 00:51:49,673 ♪ But I gotta settle down, I can't be a whore ♪ 834 00:51:49,739 --> 00:51:53,043 ♪ I can't just sleep with any fish no more ♪ 835 00:51:53,109 --> 00:51:55,245 ♪ I've got me a lover, a brother ♪ 836 00:51:55,312 --> 00:51:58,515 ♪ Who's a cross-dressing pike named Trish ♪ 837 00:51:58,582 --> 00:52:00,484 ♪ And together we are gay fish ♪ 838 00:52:00,550 --> 00:52:01,918 ♪ Gay fish ♪ 839 00:52:01,985 --> 00:52:03,286 Gay fish, yo. 840 00:52:03,353 --> 00:52:05,188 ♪ Motherfuckin' gay fish ♪ 841 00:52:05,255 --> 00:52:06,590 ♪ I'm a fish, yo ♪ ♪ Gay fish ♪ 842 00:52:06,656 --> 00:52:08,158 ♪ Baby, I'm a gay fish ♪ 843 00:52:08,225 --> 00:52:11,728 It's all right, girl. 844 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:16,766 ♪ And I'm making love, ooh ♪ 845 00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:24,833 ♪ To other gay motherfuckin' fish ♪ 846 00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:39,856 Now we're gonna have a little more Ween for us. 847 00:52:55,972 --> 00:52:59,509 ♪ Hey, little boy, whatcha got there? ♪ 848 00:52:59,576 --> 00:53:02,812 ♪ Kind sir, it's a mollusk I've found ♪ 849 00:53:02,879 --> 00:53:06,349 ♪ Did you find it in the sandy ground? ♪ 850 00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:10,153 ♪ Does it emulate the ocean's sound? ♪ 851 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:13,957 ♪ Yes, I found it on the ground ♪ 852 00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:17,227 ♪ Emulating the ocean's sound ♪ 853 00:53:17,294 --> 00:53:20,897 ♪ Bring forth the mollusk cast unto me ♪ 854 00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:25,235 ♪ Let's be forever, let forever be free ♪ 855 00:53:38,648 --> 00:53:42,018 ♪ Hey, little boy, come walk with me ♪ 856 00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:45,455 ♪ And bring your new found mollusk along ♪ 857 00:53:45,522 --> 00:53:48,959 ♪ Does it speaketh of the trinity? ♪ 858 00:53:49,025 --> 00:53:52,896 ♪ Can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye? ♪ 859 00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:55,966 ♪ Yes, it speaks of the trinity ♪ 860 00:53:56,032 --> 00:53:59,669 ♪ Casting light at the sun with its wandering eye ♪ 861 00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:03,340 ♪ Bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me ♪ 862 00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:07,677 ♪ Let's be forever, let forever be free ♪ 863 00:54:39,175 --> 00:54:42,545 Alright, Red Rocks. 864 00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:45,715 ♪ Yes, yes ♪ 865 00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:48,284 ♪ No, no ♪ 866 00:54:49,486 --> 00:54:51,888 ♪ Yes, yes ♪ 867 00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:55,325 ♪ No, no ♪ 868 00:54:56,693 --> 00:54:59,129 ♪ Yes, yes ♪ 869 00:55:00,263 --> 00:55:02,132 ♪ No, no ♪ 870 00:55:03,933 --> 00:55:05,869 ♪ Yes, yes ♪ 871 00:55:07,237 --> 00:55:09,339 ♪ No ♪ 872 00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:14,010 You see there are three things that spur the mollusk 873 00:55:14,077 --> 00:55:15,945 from the sand. 874 00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:24,454 The waking of all creatures that live on the land. 875 00:55:24,521 --> 00:55:32,328 And with just one faint glance, back into the sea, 876 00:55:32,395 --> 00:55:39,235 the mollusk, it lingers, with its wandering eye. 877 00:55:39,302 --> 00:55:40,837 Yeah! 878 00:56:19,476 --> 00:56:21,111 ♪ Do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 879 00:56:21,177 --> 00:56:21,945 ♪ Say, baby? ♪ 880 00:56:22,011 --> 00:56:23,113 ♪ Say, baby? ♪ 881 00:56:23,179 --> 00:56:25,849 ♪ Let's fighting love ♪ 882 00:56:28,918 --> 00:56:31,221 So, many years ago, we did a song 883 00:56:31,287 --> 00:56:33,423 and a fellow by the name of Tom Waits 884 00:56:33,490 --> 00:56:35,592 did one of the characters in the song, 885 00:56:35,658 --> 00:56:40,630 and tonight we're going to try and eclipse that performance 886 00:56:40,697 --> 00:56:42,565 with a little special guest. 887 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:18,401 Stop. 888 00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:28,311 Well, I remember it as if it were a meal ago... 889 00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:29,979 Said Butters the Cat as he reeled back 890 00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:31,257 to clear whatever foreign matter may have 891 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,658 nestled its way into his mighty throat. 892 00:57:32,682 --> 00:57:34,193 Many a fat alley rat had met its demise 893 00:57:34,217 --> 00:57:35,451 while staring point blank down 894 00:57:35,518 --> 00:57:37,530 the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine. 895 00:57:37,554 --> 00:57:39,722 Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator. 896 00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:41,558 Butters the Cat had many a story to tell, 897 00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:45,728 but it was a rare occasion such as this 898 00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:46,863 that he did... 899 00:57:57,807 --> 00:57:59,509 She came slidin' down the alleyway 900 00:57:59,576 --> 00:58:01,778 like me drippin' off a hot biscuit. 901 00:58:01,845 --> 00:58:03,146 The aroma, the mean scent 902 00:58:03,213 --> 00:58:05,715 was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of tigers 903 00:58:05,782 --> 00:58:07,917 that hung around the hot spot in those days. 904 00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:10,587 The sight was beyond belief. 905 00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:13,823 Many a head snapped for double, even triple takes 906 00:58:13,890 --> 00:58:15,558 as this vivacious feline made her way 907 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:17,160 down into the delta of the alleyway, 908 00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:18,867 where the most virile of the young tabbies 909 00:58:18,895 --> 00:58:21,030 were known to hang out. 910 00:58:21,097 --> 00:58:22,732 They hung out in droves. 911 00:58:22,799 --> 00:58:24,834 Such a multitude of masculinity 912 00:58:24,901 --> 00:58:27,070 could only be found in one place. 913 00:58:27,136 --> 00:58:30,506 And that was O'Malley's alley. 914 00:58:34,844 --> 00:58:36,913 But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch 915 00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:39,916 as she sauntered straight into the heart of the alleyway. 916 00:58:41,551 --> 00:58:45,221 She knew what she wanted... 917 00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:49,659 She was lookin' for that stud bull. 918 00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:51,995 She was looking for that he cat. 919 00:58:56,132 --> 00:58:58,735 And that was me. 920 00:59:04,807 --> 00:59:07,744 Butters the Cat is my name 921 00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,646 and I say unto thee... 922 00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:14,751 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 923 00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:16,986 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? ♪ 924 00:59:17,053 --> 00:59:18,664 ♪ Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 925 00:59:18,688 --> 00:59:20,790 ♪ Say, baby? Say, baby? ♪ 926 01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:55,051 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 927 01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:57,320 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? ♪ 928 01:00:57,387 --> 01:00:58,998 ♪ Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 929 01:00:59,022 --> 01:01:01,090 ♪ Say, baby? Say, baby? ♪ 930 01:01:01,157 --> 01:01:02,959 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 931 01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:05,228 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? ♪ 932 01:01:05,294 --> 01:01:07,006 ♪ Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 933 01:01:07,030 --> 01:01:09,098 ♪ Say, baby-by-by-by ♪ 934 01:01:09,165 --> 01:01:10,933 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 935 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,102 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? ♪ 936 01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:14,880 ♪ Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 937 01:01:14,904 --> 01:01:17,373 ♪ Say, baby? Say, baby? ♪ 938 01:01:25,014 --> 01:01:26,916 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 939 01:01:26,983 --> 01:01:29,052 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? ♪ 940 01:01:29,118 --> 01:01:30,838 ♪ Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 941 01:01:30,887 --> 01:01:31,888 ♪ Say, baby? ♪ 942 01:01:31,954 --> 01:01:33,122 ♪ Say, baby? ♪ 943 01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:34,957 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 944 01:01:35,024 --> 01:01:37,093 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? ♪ 945 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,880 ♪ Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 946 01:01:38,928 --> 01:01:39,929 ♪ Say, baby? ♪ 947 01:01:39,996 --> 01:01:41,164 ♪ Say, baby? ♪ 948 01:01:41,230 --> 01:01:42,908 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 949 01:01:42,932 --> 01:01:45,168 ♪ Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? ♪ 950 01:01:45,234 --> 01:01:46,912 ♪ Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? ♪ 951 01:01:46,936 --> 01:01:50,506 ♪ Say, baby? Say, baby? ♪ 952 01:01:57,146 --> 01:01:58,924 Well, let's see how he likes the icy blast 953 01:01:58,948 --> 01:02:01,050 of my nunchucks of Kuramoto. 954 01:02:01,117 --> 01:02:03,319 Ugh! Oof! 955 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,121 Mrph rmhmhm rm! 956 01:02:12,495 --> 01:02:14,330 Aaaaaah! 957 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:15,698 Aaaah! 958 01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:17,100 Oh, shit, dude. 959 01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:18,468 Butters, oh, my God! 960 01:02:18,534 --> 01:02:21,104 So, how would you ninjas like to do battle? 961 01:02:21,170 --> 01:02:23,272 Uh, not not, Craig. We We have to be going. 962 01:02:23,339 --> 01:02:26,242 I am not Craig. I am Ginza! 963 01:02:31,347 --> 01:02:33,182 What... What's the matter, fellas? 964 01:02:33,249 --> 01:02:36,252 Are you ninjas or p-p-pussies? 965 01:02:36,319 --> 01:02:37,820 Hyah! 966 01:02:37,887 --> 01:02:39,655 I swore to never fight again. 967 01:02:39,722 --> 01:02:41,522 We don't have a choice, Kyle. Just humor them. 968 01:02:59,008 --> 01:03:01,944 ♪ Subarashii, chin chin mono ♪ 969 01:03:02,011 --> 01:03:05,214 ♪ Kintama no kami aru ♪ 970 01:03:05,281 --> 01:03:07,783 ♪ Sore no oto, sarubobo? ♪ 971 01:03:07,850 --> 01:03:10,887 ♪ Iie! Ninja ga, imasu ♪ 972 01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:14,223 ♪ Hey, hey, let's go! Kenka suru ♪ 973 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:17,293 ♪ Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls ♪ 974 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:20,329 ♪ Boku ga warui, so let's fighting ♪ 975 01:03:20,396 --> 01:03:23,533 ♪ Let's fighting love ♪ 976 01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:26,469 ♪ Let's fighting love ♪ 977 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:35,411 ♪ Kono uta, chotto, baka ♪ 978 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:38,414 ♪ Wake ga wakaranai ♪ 979 01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:41,417 ♪ Eigo ga, mecha, kucha ♪ 980 01:03:41,484 --> 01:03:44,754 ♪ Daijobu, we do it all the time ♪ 981 01:03:44,820 --> 01:03:47,657 ♪ Hey, hey, let's go! Kenka suru ♪ 982 01:03:47,723 --> 01:03:50,726 ♪ Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls ♪ 983 01:03:50,793 --> 01:03:53,763 ♪ Boku ga warui, so let's fighting ♪ 984 01:03:53,829 --> 01:03:56,832 ♪ Let's fighting love ♪ 985 01:03:56,899 --> 01:03:59,902 ♪ Let's fighting love ♪ 986 01:03:59,969 --> 01:04:01,571 Bruce Howell! 987 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:33,569 ♪ Hey, hey, let's go! Kenka suru ♪ 988 01:04:33,636 --> 01:04:36,739 ♪ Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls ♪ 989 01:04:36,806 --> 01:04:39,609 ♪ Boku ga warui, so let's fighting ♪ 990 01:04:39,675 --> 01:04:43,112 ♪ Let's fighting love ♪ 991 01:04:43,179 --> 01:04:46,115 ♪ Let's fighting love ♪ 992 01:04:52,154 --> 01:04:54,757 ♪ Keen tama wa budda budda ♪ 993 01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:58,160 ♪ Keen tama wa budda budda ♪ 994 01:04:58,227 --> 01:05:01,297 ♪ Keen tama wa budda budda ♪ 995 01:05:01,364 --> 01:05:04,867 ♪ Keen tama wa budda budda ♪ 996 01:05:06,168 --> 01:05:08,938 ♪ Hey, hey, let's go! Kenka suru ♪ 997 01:05:09,005 --> 01:05:10,573 ♪ Taisetsu na mono ♪ 998 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,508 ♪ Protect my balls ♪ 999 01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:15,311 ♪ Boku ga warui, so let's fighting ♪ 1000 01:05:15,378 --> 01:05:18,581 ♪ Let's fighting love ♪ 1001 01:05:18,648 --> 01:05:21,550 ♪ Let's fighting love ♪ 1002 01:05:21,617 --> 01:05:22,985 ♪ Let's fighting ♪ 1003 01:05:23,052 --> 01:05:24,687 ♪ Someone fighting ♪ 1004 01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:27,023 ♪ Let's fighting love ♪ 1005 01:05:33,129 --> 01:05:34,864 So when Matt and I were 1006 01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:37,566 at the University of Colorado in Boulder, 1007 01:05:37,633 --> 01:05:41,370 we were like 20 years old 1008 01:05:41,437 --> 01:05:43,873 and with a bunch of friends in college, 1009 01:05:43,939 --> 01:05:47,209 we made a musical called "Alferd Packer: The Musical." 1010 01:05:49,378 --> 01:05:51,213 And I know there's some people here tonight... 1011 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,782 I know Jason's here, 1012 01:05:52,848 --> 01:05:54,350 I know Dian's here. 1013 01:05:54,417 --> 01:05:56,352 I don't know if Ian and Alex are here. 1014 01:05:56,419 --> 01:05:57,820 I don't know if Jon Hegel's here. 1015 01:05:57,887 --> 01:06:01,724 But we thought we'd do one song from that tonight. 1016 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:05,494 And even if you haven't seen it, 1017 01:06:05,561 --> 01:06:07,697 as a Coloradoan, I think you can appreciate it 1018 01:06:07,763 --> 01:06:10,099 'cause it's about when you lose your horse. 1019 01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:35,825 ♪ She'll never know ♪ 1020 01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:40,329 ♪ What she meant to me ♪ 1021 01:06:40,396 --> 01:06:43,899 ♪ Whenever I was with her ♪ 1022 01:06:43,966 --> 01:06:49,271 ♪ I was always as gentle as I could be ♪ 1023 01:06:51,407 --> 01:06:52,908 ♪ And now I don't know why ♪ 1024 01:06:52,975 --> 01:06:56,879 ♪ But she's gone away ♪ 1025 01:06:58,414 --> 01:07:04,019 ♪ And I'll just have to stand on my own two legs ♪ 1026 01:07:04,086 --> 01:07:07,656 ♪ Your eyes, your smile ♪ 1027 01:07:07,723 --> 01:07:13,529 ♪ Made my little life worthwhile ♪ 1028 01:07:13,596 --> 01:07:17,032 ♪ There's was nothing I couldn't do ♪ 1029 01:07:19,235 --> 01:07:24,740 ♪ When I was on top of you ♪ 1030 01:07:26,308 --> 01:07:29,545 ♪ I'd pull her hair ♪ 1031 01:07:29,612 --> 01:07:32,748 ♪ And she'd know to stop ♪ 1032 01:07:32,815 --> 01:07:36,519 ♪ When she'd look behind her ♪ 1033 01:07:36,585 --> 01:07:39,955 ♪ I'd always be there ♪ 1034 01:07:40,022 --> 01:07:41,657 ♪ And now I don't know why ♪ 1035 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:44,460 ♪ But she, she's gone ♪ 1036 01:07:44,527 --> 01:07:46,328 ♪ And all I can do ♪ 1037 01:07:46,395 --> 01:07:51,801 ♪ Is try to carry on ♪ 1038 01:07:51,867 --> 01:07:55,371 ♪ Your eyes, your smile ♪ 1039 01:07:55,438 --> 01:08:01,277 ♪ Made my little life worthwhile ♪ 1040 01:08:01,343 --> 01:08:06,515 ♪ The sky was a lot more blue ♪ 1041 01:08:06,582 --> 01:08:11,654 ♪ When I was on top of you ♪ 1042 01:08:23,966 --> 01:08:31,966 ♪ When I was on top of you ♪ 1043 01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:36,545 Thank you. 1044 01:08:56,999 --> 01:09:00,870 ♪ A child without an eye ♪ 1045 01:09:03,105 --> 01:09:06,275 ♪ Made her mother cry ♪ 1046 01:09:06,342 --> 01:09:09,378 ♪ Why ask why? ♪ 1047 01:09:09,445 --> 01:09:12,815 ♪ She kept her child clean ♪ 1048 01:09:15,451 --> 01:09:18,587 ♪ On Buckingham Green ♪ 1049 01:09:22,258 --> 01:09:24,994 ♪ The children saw the eye ♪ 1050 01:09:27,296 --> 01:09:31,500 ♪ As a sign from God ♪ 1051 01:09:31,567 --> 01:09:34,403 ♪ Descending from the sky ♪ 1052 01:09:34,470 --> 01:09:38,374 ♪ It was alright to dream ♪ 1053 01:09:40,609 --> 01:09:44,079 ♪ Of Buckingham Green ♪ 1054 01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:37,359 ♪ Summon the queen ♪ 1055 01:11:40,596 --> 01:11:44,933 ♪ Spoke the child of eye ♪ 1056 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,736 ♪ It's time to fly ♪ 1057 01:11:47,803 --> 01:11:52,207 ♪ Turning fire to steam ♪ 1058 01:11:54,276 --> 01:11:57,413 ♪ On Buckingham Green ♪ 1059 01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:03,619 ♪ A child without an eye ♪ 1060 01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:10,159 ♪ Made her mother cry ♪ 1061 01:12:10,225 --> 01:12:13,128 ♪ Why ask why? ♪ 1062 01:12:13,195 --> 01:12:16,098 ♪ She kept her child clean ♪ 1063 01:12:19,334 --> 01:12:23,005 ♪ On Buckingham Green ♪ 1064 01:12:49,465 --> 01:12:50,399 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1065 01:12:50,466 --> 01:12:51,834 Jesus, Jesus Christ! 1066 01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:53,135 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1067 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:55,362 How about we sing "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" 1068 01:12:55,404 --> 01:12:56,638 in B flat minor? 1069 01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:03,479 Okay, children, let's take our seats. 1070 01:13:03,545 --> 01:13:06,615 Uh, apparently, none of you tried to get me fired yesterday, 1071 01:13:06,682 --> 01:13:09,351 so I guess we're just gonna have to go on and learn more today. 1072 01:13:09,418 --> 01:13:11,086 Now who can tells me what happens to water 1073 01:13:11,153 --> 01:13:13,021 when we heat it up in the Bunsen burner? 1074 01:13:13,088 --> 01:13:14,990 - It evaporates. - Good, Butters. 1075 01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,226 Now if we take the glass tube of the Bunsen burner, 1076 01:13:17,292 --> 01:13:18,994 we can also see how other things react. 1077 01:13:19,061 --> 01:13:21,597 Evaporation is an exothermic reaction, 1078 01:13:21,663 --> 01:13:23,532 so let's look at an endothermic one. 1079 01:13:23,599 --> 01:13:25,300 Mr. Slave, position 7 please. 1080 01:13:25,367 --> 01:13:28,637 Now I'm gonna put the glass tube into Mr. Slave's tight ass. 1081 01:13:28,704 --> 01:13:30,405 The heat from Mr. Slave's ass... Ahhhhh! 1082 01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:32,841 Will act as our new conductor of energy. Oh, God. 1083 01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:35,987 Okay, now, Butters, could you bring over Lemmiwinks 1084 01:13:36,011 --> 01:13:37,146 for me, please? 1085 01:13:37,212 --> 01:13:38,680 Sure! 1086 01:13:40,616 --> 01:13:42,151 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 1087 01:13:42,217 --> 01:13:43,519 Thank you, Butters. 1088 01:13:43,585 --> 01:13:45,430 Now what do you think is gonna happen when I introduce 1089 01:13:45,454 --> 01:13:47,556 the element of the gerbil to the endothermic heat of 1090 01:13:47,623 --> 01:13:49,424 Mr. Slave's ass? 1091 01:13:50,526 --> 01:13:52,961 Well, let's see. 1092 01:13:58,567 --> 01:14:01,503 Jesus! Jesus Christ! 1093 01:14:12,748 --> 01:14:15,083 Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place, 1094 01:14:15,150 --> 01:14:16,652 or you will surely die. 1095 01:14:16,718 --> 01:14:19,855 Who am I? Just a friend. Heed my words, Lemmiwinks. 1096 01:14:19,922 --> 01:14:22,224 Your time is running out. Make for the large intestine. 1097 01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,659 All will be made clear there. 1098 01:14:28,330 --> 01:14:33,936 ♪ A great adventure is waiting for you ahead ♪ 1099 01:14:34,002 --> 01:14:39,208 ♪ Hurry onward, Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead ♪ 1100 01:14:39,274 --> 01:14:43,779 ♪ The journey before you may be long and filled with woe ♪ 1101 01:14:43,846 --> 01:14:45,981 ♪ But you must escape the gay man's ass ♪ 1102 01:14:46,048 --> 01:14:47,749 ♪ So your tale can be told ♪ 1103 01:14:47,816 --> 01:14:50,018 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1104 01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:52,521 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1105 01:14:52,588 --> 01:14:54,590 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1106 01:14:54,656 --> 01:14:57,159 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1107 01:14:57,226 --> 01:14:58,527 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1108 01:14:58,594 --> 01:15:02,764 Ladies and gentlemen, the voice of Mr. Slave, 1109 01:15:02,831 --> 01:15:04,233 Mr. John Hansen. 1110 01:15:15,377 --> 01:15:19,581 ♪ Lemmiwinks' journey is distant, far and vast ♪ 1111 01:15:19,648 --> 01:15:24,086 ♪ To find his way out of a gay man's ass ♪ 1112 01:15:24,152 --> 01:15:28,657 ♪ The road ahead is filled with danger and fright ♪ 1113 01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:32,694 ♪ But push onward, Lemmiwinks, with all of your might ♪ 1114 01:15:32,761 --> 01:15:37,366 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1115 01:15:37,432 --> 01:15:39,434 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1116 01:15:39,501 --> 01:15:41,904 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1117 01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:44,206 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1118 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:47,910 Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the entrance 1119 01:15:47,976 --> 01:15:49,878 of the small intestines. 1120 01:15:49,945 --> 01:15:52,080 There, you shall meet the Sparrow Prince. 1121 01:15:52,147 --> 01:15:55,050 All shall be made clear to you there. 1122 01:15:56,885 --> 01:16:00,822 Jesus Christ! 1123 01:16:02,824 --> 01:16:07,262 ♪ The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead ♪ 1124 01:16:07,329 --> 01:16:11,700 ♪ Don't look back, Lemmiwinks, or you'll soon be dead ♪ 1125 01:16:11,767 --> 01:16:15,971 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late ♪ 1126 01:16:16,038 --> 01:16:20,242 ♪ Slow down now, and seal your fate ♪ 1127 01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:22,210 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1128 01:16:22,277 --> 01:16:24,680 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1129 01:16:24,746 --> 01:16:26,682 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1130 01:16:26,748 --> 01:16:29,284 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1131 01:16:29,351 --> 01:16:31,586 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1132 01:16:31,653 --> 01:16:33,822 I am the Sparrow Prince. 1133 01:16:33,889 --> 01:16:37,259 Long has my spirit been trapped in this place. 1134 01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:40,395 Before you lies the maze of the small intestine. 1135 01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:44,366 One path leads to the stomach, the other, to certain doom. 1136 01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:46,702 Take with you this helmet and torch. 1137 01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:48,937 Let them be your guide. 1138 01:16:50,939 --> 01:16:52,774 Ooh, ooh. 1139 01:16:52,841 --> 01:16:56,311 Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! 1140 01:16:56,378 --> 01:16:58,280 Christ. 1141 01:17:00,682 --> 01:17:04,686 ♪ Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way ♪ 1142 01:17:04,753 --> 01:17:09,157 ♪ There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay ♪ 1143 01:17:09,224 --> 01:17:11,460 ♪ Ahead of you lies adventure ♪ 1144 01:17:11,526 --> 01:17:13,795 ♪ And your strength still lies within ♪ 1145 01:17:13,862 --> 01:17:17,499 ♪ Freedom from the gay man's ass is the treasure you will win ♪ 1146 01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:19,968 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1147 01:17:20,035 --> 01:17:22,304 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1148 01:17:22,371 --> 01:17:24,239 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1149 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:26,775 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1150 01:17:26,842 --> 01:17:29,311 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1151 01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:37,819 ♪ Lemmiwinks came to the stomach dark ♪ 1152 01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:42,991 ♪ 'neath the depths of the lungs and heart ♪ 1153 01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:47,596 You choose your path wisely, Lemmiwinks. 1154 01:17:47,662 --> 01:17:50,332 I am Catatafish. 1155 01:17:51,733 --> 01:17:56,071 ♪ Catatafish of the stomach's cove ♪ 1156 01:17:57,806 --> 01:18:00,108 I will let you pass, Lemmiwinks, 1157 01:18:00,175 --> 01:18:04,212 but only if you answer my riddle. 1158 01:18:05,914 --> 01:18:11,586 ♪ Catatafish's riddle will soon be told ♪ 1159 01:18:11,653 --> 01:18:15,824 Ooh-ooh, ah! Ah, ah, ah! 1160 01:18:15,891 --> 01:18:19,194 Ah, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Christ! 1161 01:18:42,684 --> 01:18:45,454 Please, just one more. Please. 1162 01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:47,689 Jesus Christ! 1163 01:18:51,626 --> 01:18:56,231 ♪ Lemmiwinks has made it out, his journey is nearly through ♪ 1164 01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:00,936 Great job, Lemmiwinks. 1165 01:19:01,002 --> 01:19:03,438 Thanks to you we are all free! 1166 01:19:03,505 --> 01:19:05,683 But your adventures are just beginning. 1167 01:19:05,707 --> 01:19:09,111 For you are no ordinary gerbil, Lemmiwinks, 1168 01:19:09,177 --> 01:19:12,214 you are now the gerbil king! 1169 01:19:15,984 --> 01:19:19,287 All hail the gerbil king! 1170 01:19:19,354 --> 01:19:23,291 All hail the gerbil king! 1171 01:19:23,358 --> 01:19:27,996 All hail the gerbil king! 1172 01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:34,970 ♪ Now that you're the gerbil king ♪ 1173 01:19:35,036 --> 01:19:37,539 ♪ There's more adventures to go on ♪ 1174 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:39,541 ♪ Fly away to faraway lands ♪ 1175 01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:41,710 ♪ And to the setting sun ♪ 1176 01:19:41,776 --> 01:19:43,945 ♪ There are still so many enemies ♪ 1177 01:19:44,012 --> 01:19:46,014 ♪ And battles yet to fight ♪ 1178 01:19:46,081 --> 01:19:48,216 ♪ For Lemmiwinks the gerbil king ♪ 1179 01:19:48,283 --> 01:19:50,218 ♪ To be told another night ♪ 1180 01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:52,220 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1181 01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:54,523 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1182 01:19:54,589 --> 01:19:55,690 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1183 01:19:55,757 --> 01:19:56,958 ♪ Lemmiwinks ♪ 1184 01:19:57,025 --> 01:19:59,194 ♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪ 1185 01:19:59,261 --> 01:20:04,232 ♪ Gerbil king ♪ 1186 01:20:19,681 --> 01:20:23,585 Okay, what should we sing now? Hmm. 1187 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:26,121 Let's see. 1188 01:20:26,188 --> 01:20:30,192 We sang songs about my balls. 1189 01:20:30,258 --> 01:20:34,162 We sang songs about jacking off. 1190 01:20:34,229 --> 01:20:37,866 What other song could we possibly sing? 1191 01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:41,036 Hmm. 1192 01:20:42,671 --> 01:20:44,906 I know! 1193 01:20:44,973 --> 01:20:46,975 How about we sing "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" 1194 01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:49,110 in B flat minor? 1195 01:20:49,177 --> 01:20:51,546 Cartman, stop calling my mom a bitch. 1196 01:20:53,982 --> 01:20:55,317 ♪ Well ♪ 1197 01:20:55,383 --> 01:20:58,019 Don't you do it. 1198 01:20:58,086 --> 01:20:59,387 ♪ Well ♪ 1199 01:20:59,454 --> 01:21:01,590 Don't say it. 1200 01:21:03,024 --> 01:21:04,426 ♪ Well ♪ I'm warning you. 1201 01:21:04,492 --> 01:21:05,760 Okay, okay. 1202 01:21:05,827 --> 01:21:06,971 I'm so sick of him calling my mom a bitch. 1203 01:21:06,995 --> 01:21:08,230 ♪ Well ♪ 1204 01:21:08,296 --> 01:21:09,674 ♪ Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch ♪ 1205 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:11,175 ♪ She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world ♪ 1206 01:21:11,199 --> 01:21:12,610 ♪ She's a mean ol' bitch if there ever was a bitch ♪ 1207 01:21:12,634 --> 01:21:14,502 ♪ She's a bitch to all the boys and girls ♪ 1208 01:21:16,438 --> 01:21:18,049 ♪ On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch ♪ 1209 01:21:18,073 --> 01:21:19,617 ♪ And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch ♪ 1210 01:21:19,641 --> 01:21:21,152 ♪ Then on Sunday, just to be different ♪ 1211 01:21:21,176 --> 01:21:24,913 ♪ She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch ♪ 1212 01:21:24,980 --> 01:21:26,357 ♪ Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? ♪ 1213 01:21:26,381 --> 01:21:27,925 ♪ She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world ♪ 1214 01:21:27,949 --> 01:21:29,493 ♪ She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair ♪ 1215 01:21:29,517 --> 01:21:31,529 ♪ She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch ♪ 1216 01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:34,165 ♪ Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch! ♪ 1217 01:21:34,189 --> 01:21:36,825 ♪ Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch ♪ 1218 01:21:36,891 --> 01:21:38,627 ♪ Talk to kids around the world ♪ 1219 01:21:38,693 --> 01:21:40,733 ♪ And it might go a little bit somethin' like this ♪ 1220 01:21:49,204 --> 01:21:52,574 ♪ Kyle's mom is a bitch ♪ 1221 01:21:52,641 --> 01:21:54,151 ♪ Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? ♪ 1222 01:21:54,175 --> 01:21:55,586 ♪ She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world ♪ 1223 01:21:55,610 --> 01:21:57,154 ♪ She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair ♪ 1224 01:21:57,178 --> 01:21:59,190 ♪ She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch ♪ 1225 01:21:59,214 --> 01:22:01,492 ♪ Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch ♪ 1226 01:22:01,516 --> 01:22:05,020 ♪ Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch ♪ 1227 01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:06,755 ♪ I really mean it ♪ 1228 01:22:06,821 --> 01:22:09,124 ♪ Kyle's mom ♪ 1229 01:22:09,190 --> 01:22:14,329 ♪ She's a big fat fucking bitch ♪ 1230 01:22:14,396 --> 01:22:17,565 ♪ Big ol' fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom! ♪ 1231 01:22:17,632 --> 01:22:18,967 ♪ Kyle's mom ♪ 1232 01:22:19,034 --> 01:22:21,603 ♪ Kyle's mom ♪ 1233 01:22:30,445 --> 01:22:31,813 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1234 01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:33,682 ♪ How 'bout some feces with your flounder? ♪ 1235 01:22:33,748 --> 01:22:34,949 ♪ America ♪ 1236 01:22:35,016 --> 01:22:36,017 ♪ Fuck yeah ♪ 1237 01:22:47,095 --> 01:22:48,463 Wait. Wait just a second. 1238 01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:50,265 Now, we've got to think here. 1239 01:22:50,332 --> 01:22:53,335 Now, let's see. What would Brian Boitano do? 1240 01:22:53,401 --> 01:22:55,503 Yeah, what would Brian Boitano do? 1241 01:22:58,306 --> 01:23:01,309 Brian! Skate! 1242 01:23:01,376 --> 01:23:03,712 Brian! Skate! 1243 01:23:03,778 --> 01:23:05,380 ♪ What would Brian Boitano do ♪ 1244 01:23:05,447 --> 01:23:06,815 ♪ If he was here right now? ♪ 1245 01:23:06,881 --> 01:23:08,559 ♪ He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through ♪ 1246 01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:11,252 ♪ That's what Brian Boitano'd do ♪ 1247 01:23:12,987 --> 01:23:16,191 Brian! Skate! 1248 01:23:16,257 --> 01:23:18,426 Brian! Skate! 1249 01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:20,071 ♪ When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics ♪ 1250 01:23:20,095 --> 01:23:21,529 ♪ Skating for the gold ♪ 1251 01:23:21,596 --> 01:23:23,365 ♪ He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz ♪ 1252 01:23:23,431 --> 01:23:24,733 ♪ Wearing a blindfold ♪ 1253 01:23:24,799 --> 01:23:26,634 ♪ When Brian Boitano was in the Alps ♪ 1254 01:23:26,701 --> 01:23:28,236 ♪ Fighting grizzly bears ♪ 1255 01:23:28,303 --> 01:23:29,738 ♪ He used his magical fire breath ♪ 1256 01:23:29,804 --> 01:23:31,840 ♪ To save the maidens fair ♪ 1257 01:23:32,907 --> 01:23:35,577 Brian! Skate! 1258 01:23:35,643 --> 01:23:38,046 Brian! Skate! 1259 01:23:38,113 --> 01:23:39,881 ♪ So what would Brian Boitano do ♪ 1260 01:23:39,948 --> 01:23:41,383 ♪ If he was here today? ♪ 1261 01:23:41,449 --> 01:23:43,284 ♪ I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two ♪ 1262 01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:45,053 ♪ That's what Brian Boitano'd do ♪ 1263 01:23:47,956 --> 01:23:50,525 Brian! Skate! 1264 01:23:50,592 --> 01:23:53,228 Brian! Skate! 1265 01:23:53,294 --> 01:23:54,872 ♪ When Brian Boitano traveled through time ♪ 1266 01:23:54,896 --> 01:23:56,564 ♪ To the year 3010 ♪ 1267 01:23:56,631 --> 01:23:58,166 ♪ He fought the evil robot king ♪ 1268 01:23:58,233 --> 01:23:59,667 ♪ And saved us all again ♪ 1269 01:23:59,734 --> 01:24:01,603 ♪ When Brian Boitano built the pyramids ♪ 1270 01:24:01,669 --> 01:24:03,138 ♪ He beat up Kublai Khan ♪ 1271 01:24:03,204 --> 01:24:08,143 ♪ 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody ♪ 1272 01:24:08,209 --> 01:24:09,377 No, Brian! 1273 01:24:09,444 --> 01:24:10,884 Those chicken wings are really spicy! 1274 01:24:10,945 --> 01:24:12,213 Do not eat those! 1275 01:24:20,588 --> 01:24:24,592 ♪ I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings ♪ 1276 01:24:24,659 --> 01:24:28,730 ♪ I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings ♪ 1277 01:24:28,797 --> 01:24:32,700 ♪ I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings ♪ 1278 01:24:32,767 --> 01:24:37,005 ♪ I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings ♪ 1279 01:24:37,071 --> 01:24:41,009 ♪ I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings ♪ 1280 01:24:41,075 --> 01:24:45,213 ♪ I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings ♪ 1281 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:49,150 ♪ I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings ♪ 1282 01:24:50,351 --> 01:24:53,455 Brian! Skate! 1283 01:24:53,521 --> 01:24:56,024 Brian! Skate! 1284 01:24:56,090 --> 01:24:57,659 ♪ Brian Boitano was born ♪ 1285 01:24:57,725 --> 01:24:59,194 ♪ On the planet of Kryluck ♪ 1286 01:24:59,260 --> 01:25:00,995 ♪ He came to Earth to save us all ♪ 1287 01:25:01,062 --> 01:25:02,831 ♪ From war and death and suck ♪ 1288 01:25:02,897 --> 01:25:04,632 ♪ Hi-de-lo-dee-hi-dee-lay ♪ 1289 01:25:04,699 --> 01:25:06,301 ♪ Brian Boitano's here ♪ 1290 01:25:06,367 --> 01:25:07,735 ♪ So round up all your lasses ♪ 1291 01:25:07,802 --> 01:25:09,537 ♪ And tell them to have no fear! ♪ 1292 01:25:09,604 --> 01:25:11,105 ♪ Say, come over here, my honey ♪ 1293 01:25:11,172 --> 01:25:13,107 ♪ And you're gonna take off my pants ♪ 1294 01:25:13,174 --> 01:25:14,685 ♪ And I'm gonna make dirty love to you ♪ 1295 01:25:14,709 --> 01:25:16,544 ♪ 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! ♪ 1296 01:25:18,346 --> 01:25:20,415 ♪ 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! ♪ 1297 01:25:31,226 --> 01:25:32,427 Okay, here you go, amigo. 1298 01:25:32,494 --> 01:25:34,229 Another taco plate and the taquitos. 1299 01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:35,463 Oh, thank you. 1300 01:25:35,530 --> 01:25:37,532 And did I mention I am a food critic for Yelp? 1301 01:25:37,599 --> 01:25:39,567 Yes, you mentioned that several times. 1302 01:25:39,634 --> 01:25:41,412 Okay, I just didn't want you caught off guard. 1303 01:25:41,436 --> 01:25:43,276 I was thinking of giving this place five stars. 1304 01:25:43,338 --> 01:25:44,706 Really? 1305 01:25:44,772 --> 01:25:48,142 Yeah, but I'm kind of teetering on five stars or one star. 1306 01:25:48,209 --> 01:25:50,879 Oh no, no. No one star, please. What can we do to... 1307 01:25:50,945 --> 01:25:52,385 I mean, I could probably be persuaded 1308 01:25:52,413 --> 01:25:53,882 with some free desserts. 1309 01:25:53,948 --> 01:25:55,116 Let me get that for you. 1310 01:25:55,183 --> 01:25:56,527 Great. And could you turn down the music a bit? 1311 01:25:56,551 --> 01:25:57,819 This pagan shit hurts my ears. 1312 01:25:57,886 --> 01:25:59,354 Of course. 1313 01:25:59,420 --> 01:26:01,322 Hi, two of us for lunch, please. 1314 01:26:01,389 --> 01:26:02,423 Yes, right away. 1315 01:26:02,490 --> 01:26:03,930 Oh, and I just wanted to mention that 1316 01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:05,927 my wife and I are Yelp reviewers, 1317 01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:07,662 so, uh, your best table, please. 1318 01:26:07,729 --> 01:26:09,364 Oh, geez, you guys, too, huh? 1319 01:26:09,430 --> 01:26:12,166 Okay, I'll get you set up right over here, okay? 1320 01:26:12,233 --> 01:26:14,602 Mm-hmm. 1321 01:26:14,669 --> 01:26:17,138 Hmm. This place seems nice. 1322 01:26:17,205 --> 01:26:18,573 I guess we'll see. 1323 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:20,575 I guess we'll see, won't we? 1324 01:26:20,642 --> 01:26:23,344 Oh, God. Now everyone thinks they're a food critic. 1325 01:26:28,983 --> 01:26:31,185 Do we have any Yelp reviewers in the audience? 1326 01:26:35,890 --> 01:26:37,825 'Cause you know that they do to your food, right? 1327 01:26:40,628 --> 01:26:45,133 ♪ So you're one of Yelper's special blessed ♪ 1328 01:26:45,199 --> 01:26:49,437 ♪ You demand a restaurant's very best ♪ 1329 01:26:49,504 --> 01:26:52,340 ♪ Well, they're gonna treat you special ♪ 1330 01:26:52,407 --> 01:26:55,944 ♪ I'm telling you, chum ♪ 1331 01:26:56,010 --> 01:26:59,347 ♪ Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum ♪ 1332 01:26:59,414 --> 01:27:02,050 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1333 01:27:02,116 --> 01:27:05,520 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1334 01:27:05,587 --> 01:27:09,223 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1335 01:27:11,559 --> 01:27:12,660 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1336 01:27:12,727 --> 01:27:14,362 ♪ That's called the Yelper special ♪ 1337 01:27:14,429 --> 01:27:15,563 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1338 01:27:15,630 --> 01:27:17,498 ♪ Hey, what's that on your pretzel? ♪ 1339 01:27:17,565 --> 01:27:20,468 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ Your online critiques are real useful to some ♪ 1340 01:27:20,535 --> 01:27:23,538 ♪ Now have a good time eating boogers and cum ♪ 1341 01:27:23,605 --> 01:27:24,672 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1342 01:27:24,739 --> 01:27:26,541 ♪ Someone farted on your salad ♪ 1343 01:27:26,608 --> 01:27:27,642 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1344 01:27:27,709 --> 01:27:29,744 ♪ But all your critiques are valid ♪ 1345 01:27:29,811 --> 01:27:32,222 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ You think you're special like you're A-number one ♪ 1346 01:27:32,246 --> 01:27:35,483 ♪ Well, there's a whole lot of special in boogers and cum ♪ 1347 01:27:35,550 --> 01:27:36,784 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1348 01:27:36,851 --> 01:27:38,562 ♪ How 'bout some feces with your flounder? ♪ 1349 01:27:38,586 --> 01:27:39,787 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1350 01:27:39,854 --> 01:27:41,889 ♪ You like that queefy quarter pounder? ♪ 1351 01:27:41,956 --> 01:27:44,535 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ What's that spice that's all tangy on your tongue? ♪ 1352 01:27:44,559 --> 01:27:45,893 ♪ That's yuzu pepper ♪ 1353 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:47,762 ♪ And boogers and cum ♪ 1354 01:27:47,829 --> 01:27:50,498 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 1355 01:27:50,565 --> 01:27:53,368 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ Look, we got a Yelp reviewer right here. 1356 01:27:53,434 --> 01:27:54,736 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1357 01:27:54,802 --> 01:27:57,472 Come on out here, guy. 1358 01:27:57,538 --> 01:27:59,707 ♪ They're gonna jack off in your food ♪ 1359 01:27:59,774 --> 01:28:01,309 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1360 01:28:02,910 --> 01:28:04,512 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1361 01:28:06,047 --> 01:28:09,484 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1362 01:28:11,919 --> 01:28:13,054 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1363 01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:14,822 ♪ They're gonna wipe their ass ♪ 1364 01:28:14,889 --> 01:28:16,224 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1365 01:28:16,290 --> 01:28:17,959 ♪ And put it in your food ♪ 1366 01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:21,029 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1367 01:28:21,095 --> 01:28:23,865 ♪ Along with a whole lot of boogers and cum ♪ 1368 01:28:23,931 --> 01:28:25,099 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1369 01:28:25,166 --> 01:28:27,035 ♪ Hey, being a food critic's easy ♪ 1370 01:28:27,101 --> 01:28:28,169 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1371 01:28:28,236 --> 01:28:29,837 ♪ Oh, you feel a little queasy? ♪ 1372 01:28:29,904 --> 01:28:31,439 ♪ Do you need a diagnosis? ♪ 1373 01:28:31,506 --> 01:28:32,916 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ 'Cause the doctor's got one ♪ 1374 01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:35,643 ♪ Your stomach's all filled with boogers and cum ♪ 1375 01:28:35,710 --> 01:28:37,345 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1376 01:28:37,412 --> 01:28:38,946 ♪ Piss in your potatoes ♪ 1377 01:28:39,013 --> 01:28:40,014 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1378 01:28:40,081 --> 01:28:42,083 ♪ Some guy's shit on your tomato ♪ 1379 01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:44,928 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ Alright, fancy food critic, looks like you've won ♪ 1380 01:28:44,952 --> 01:28:50,992 ♪ Now please enjoy all the booo-hooo-gerrrs ♪ 1381 01:28:53,494 --> 01:28:57,799 ♪ Booo-hooo-gerrrs ♪ 1382 01:28:59,267 --> 01:29:04,739 ♪ Booo-hooo-gerrrs ♪ 1383 01:29:04,806 --> 01:29:08,176 ♪ Aaand cuuum ♪ 1384 01:29:08,242 --> 01:29:11,446 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ Aaand cuuum ♪ 1385 01:29:11,512 --> 01:29:13,347 ♪ Enjoy your boogers and cum ♪ 1386 01:29:13,414 --> 01:29:15,717 You guys, thank you so much. 1387 01:29:15,783 --> 01:29:17,085 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1388 01:29:17,151 --> 01:29:18,996 This has been so much fun. We've had such a good time. 1389 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:20,354 ♪ Boogers and cum ♪ 1390 01:29:20,421 --> 01:29:22,290 We want to give a big, big thank you... 1391 01:29:22,356 --> 01:29:24,168 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ...to our lady singers. 1392 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:26,594 Thank you, ladies! 1393 01:29:29,497 --> 01:29:32,266 And, you guys, a huge, huge thank you to Ween. 1394 01:29:32,333 --> 01:29:34,535 Thank you so much for being here, you guys. 1395 01:29:34,602 --> 01:29:39,340 Glenn McClelland on keys back there. 1396 01:29:39,407 --> 01:29:41,242 Claude Coleman on drums. 1397 01:29:41,309 --> 01:29:44,479 Dave Dreiwitz on bass. 1398 01:29:44,545 --> 01:29:47,014 Bruce Howell on guitar. 1399 01:29:47,081 --> 01:29:51,352 Filling in for me. 1400 01:29:51,419 --> 01:29:54,455 Bekon on synth and keys back there, Bekon. 1401 01:29:54,522 --> 01:29:57,825 And a very big thank you to Primus for being here tonight. 1402 01:29:57,892 --> 01:29:59,894 Tim Alexander on drums. 1403 01:29:59,961 --> 01:30:01,195 Kind of cool. 1404 01:30:01,262 --> 01:30:02,363 Tim Alexander on drums, 1405 01:30:02,430 --> 01:30:03,931 Larry LaLonde, 1406 01:30:03,998 --> 01:30:06,300 and of course Les Claypool. 1407 01:30:07,602 --> 01:30:08,669 - Thank you! - Thank you! 1408 01:30:08,736 --> 01:30:10,605 We love you. Thank you. 1409 01:30:22,717 --> 01:30:24,051 ♪ America ♪ 1410 01:30:24,118 --> 01:30:25,520 ♪ Fuck yeah ♪ 1411 01:30:25,586 --> 01:30:28,289 ♪ So lick my butt and suck on my balls ♪ 1412 01:30:50,945 --> 01:30:52,847 Oh, geez, we have nothing else prepared. 1413 01:30:56,217 --> 01:30:58,853 We did forget to sing the National Anthem. 1414 01:31:05,526 --> 01:31:08,629 We hope maybe you can help us sing this. 1415 01:31:14,101 --> 01:31:17,772 ♪ America ♪ 1416 01:31:18,973 --> 01:31:22,810 ♪ America ♪ 1417 01:31:23,945 --> 01:31:27,982 ♪ America ♪ 1418 01:31:28,616 --> 01:31:33,855 ♪ America ♪ 1419 01:31:33,921 --> 01:31:36,791 ♪ America, fuck yeah! ♪ 1420 01:31:36,858 --> 01:31:39,694 ♪ Coming again to save the motherfucking day, yeah ♪ 1421 01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:42,663 ♪ America, fuck yeah! ♪ 1422 01:31:42,730 --> 01:31:45,700 ♪ Freedom is the only way, yeah ♪ 1423 01:31:45,766 --> 01:31:48,336 ♪ Terrorists, your game is through ♪ 1424 01:31:48,402 --> 01:31:52,974 ♪ 'Cause now you have to answer to America ♪ 1425 01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:54,308 ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1426 01:31:54,375 --> 01:31:57,278 ♪ So lick my butt and suck on my balls ♪ 1427 01:31:57,345 --> 01:31:58,813 ♪ America ♪ 1428 01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:00,381 ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1429 01:32:00,448 --> 01:32:04,385 ♪ Whatcha gonna do when they come for you now? ♪ 1430 01:32:04,452 --> 01:32:07,288 ♪ It's the dream that we all share ♪ 1431 01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:10,691 ♪ It's the hope for tomorrow ♪ 1432 01:32:10,758 --> 01:32:12,660 ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1433 01:32:37,919 --> 01:32:39,186 ♪ Ahhh ♪ 1434 01:32:39,253 --> 01:32:40,955 - ♪ McDonald's ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1435 01:32:41,022 --> 01:32:42,423 - ♪ Walmart ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1436 01:32:42,490 --> 01:32:43,925 - ♪ Turkey ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1437 01:32:43,991 --> 01:32:45,493 - ♪ Baseball ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1438 01:32:45,559 --> 01:32:46,961 - ♪ NFL ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1439 01:32:47,028 --> 01:32:48,305 -♪ Rock and roll ♪ -♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1440 01:32:48,329 --> 01:32:50,164 - ♪ Slurpees ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1441 01:32:50,231 --> 01:32:51,966 That's right. 1442 01:33:09,483 --> 01:33:12,019 Ladies and gentlemen, 1443 01:33:12,086 --> 01:33:14,622 Bruce Howell is not only an amazing guitarist, 1444 01:33:14,689 --> 01:33:18,092 he also does all the sound design on "South Park." 1445 01:33:18,159 --> 01:33:19,593 Let's go, Bruce. 1446 01:33:30,871 --> 01:33:32,773 Let's here it for Dean Ween. 1447 01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:34,475 Dean! 1448 01:33:49,256 --> 01:33:51,759 Alright. Great American hero Larry LaLonde. 1449 01:34:05,339 --> 01:34:08,676 And last but not least, Mr. Les Claypool. 1450 01:34:33,034 --> 01:34:36,070 ♪ And on the boats and on the planes ♪ 1451 01:34:36,137 --> 01:34:38,406 ♪ They're coming to America ♪ 1452 01:34:38,472 --> 01:34:39,640 Gene Ween! 1453 01:34:39,707 --> 01:34:42,476 ♪ Every time that flag's unfurled ♪ 1454 01:34:42,543 --> 01:34:45,346 ♪ They're coming to America ♪ 1455 01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:47,915 ♪ They're coming to America ♪ 1456 01:34:48,816 --> 01:34:50,985 ♪ They're coming to America ♪ 1457 01:34:51,886 --> 01:34:53,921 ♪ They're coming to America ♪ 1458 01:34:55,022 --> 01:34:57,425 ♪ They're coming to America ♪ 1459 01:34:57,491 --> 01:34:59,026 Fuck yeah! 1460 01:34:59,093 --> 01:35:01,395 -♪ My country tis of thee ♪ -♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1461 01:35:01,462 --> 01:35:04,732 -♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪ -♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1462 01:35:04,799 --> 01:35:07,501 -♪ Of thee I sing ♪ -♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1463 01:35:07,568 --> 01:35:11,172 -♪ Of thee I sing ♪ -♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1464 01:35:13,307 --> 01:35:16,277 ♪ Terrorists, your game is through ♪ 1465 01:35:16,343 --> 01:35:21,082 ♪ 'Cause now you have to answer to America ♪ 1466 01:35:21,148 --> 01:35:22,450 ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1467 01:35:25,486 --> 01:35:26,887 ♪ America ♪ 1468 01:35:26,954 --> 01:35:28,756 ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1469 01:35:48,375 --> 01:35:51,612 Thank you, America! 1470 01:35:51,679 --> 01:35:56,684 You know that "South Park" can only happen in America right? 1471 01:35:56,750 --> 01:35:58,352 Fuck yeah! 1472 01:36:00,221 --> 01:36:02,523 ♪ Ahhhh ♪ 1473 01:36:02,590 --> 01:36:04,058 - ♪ Starbucks ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1474 01:36:04,125 --> 01:36:05,559 -♪ Disney World ♪ -♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1475 01:36:05,626 --> 01:36:07,027 - ♪ Porno ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah ♪ 1476 01:36:07,094 --> 01:36:08,662 - ♪ Reeboks ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1477 01:36:08,729 --> 01:36:10,131 - ♪ Big tits ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1478 01:36:10,197 --> 01:36:11,632 - ♪ Sushi ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1479 01:36:11,699 --> 01:36:13,100 - ♪ Taco Bell ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1480 01:36:13,167 --> 01:36:15,536 -♪ Chicken nuggets ♪ -♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1481 01:36:15,603 --> 01:36:17,738 Fuck yeah, chicken nuggets. 1482 01:36:34,455 --> 01:36:36,490 Thank you, Colorado! 1483 01:36:36,824 --> 01:36:39,660 Thanks to everyone for coming. 1484 01:36:39,727 --> 01:36:41,295 Especially for all of you in... 1485 01:36:41,362 --> 01:36:42,630 - ♪ Lakewood ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1486 01:36:42,696 --> 01:36:43,998 - ♪ Littleton ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1487 01:36:44,064 --> 01:36:45,566 - ♪ Aurora ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1488 01:36:45,633 --> 01:36:47,168 - ♪ Evergreen ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1489 01:36:47,234 --> 01:36:48,569 - ♪ Conifer ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1490 01:36:48,636 --> 01:36:50,004 - ♪ Fort Collins ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1491 01:36:50,070 --> 01:36:51,639 - ♪ Boulder ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1492 01:36:51,705 --> 01:36:53,007 - ♪ Estes Park ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1493 01:36:53,073 --> 01:36:54,553 -♪ Steamboat Springs ♪ -♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1494 01:36:54,608 --> 01:36:56,076 - ♪ Aspen ♪ - ♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1495 01:36:56,143 --> 01:36:57,678 -♪ Cherry Creek ♪ -♪ Fuck yeah! ♪ 1496 01:36:57,745 --> 01:36:59,780 ♪ Colorado fucking Springs ♪ 1497 01:37:22,903 --> 01:37:24,438 Thank you! 1498 01:37:26,907 --> 01:37:28,375 Thanks so much. 1499 01:37:45,159 --> 01:37:48,495 ♪ I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 1500 01:37:48,562 --> 01:37:50,097 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 1501 01:37:50,164 --> 01:37:51,699 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 1502 01:37:51,765 --> 01:37:54,868 ♪ I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 1503 01:37:54,935 --> 01:37:56,580 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 1504 01:37:56,604 --> 01:37:58,239 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 1505 01:37:58,305 --> 01:38:01,308 ♪ Going down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 1506 01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:03,153 ♪ I love girls with big fat titties ♪ 1507 01:38:03,177 --> 01:38:04,845 ♪ I love girls with deep vaginas ♪ 1508 01:38:04,912 --> 01:38:08,282 ♪ So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 1509 01:38:34,275 --> 01:38:36,477 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 106577