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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,499 --> 00:01:20,669 Am I hitting it hard enough? 'Cause it's like... 2 00:01:20,703 --> 00:01:22,538 1, 2, 3. 3 00:01:24,074 --> 00:01:26,042 1, 2, 3, 4... 4 00:01:26,076 --> 00:01:29,612 Un-un-un... 5 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,782 Sarah Jo, are you listening? 6 00:01:33,817 --> 00:01:36,052 Yes, very hard. 7 00:01:36,086 --> 00:01:37,419 What? 8 00:01:37,453 --> 00:01:39,990 You're hitting it very hard. 9 00:01:41,124 --> 00:01:42,959 Okay, from the top. 10 00:01:42,993 --> 00:01:46,562 Really wanna post this today to keep my numbers trending up. 11 00:01:46,595 --> 00:01:49,665 It's really exhausting 'cause once you go viral, 12 00:01:49,698 --> 00:01:51,034 you can't just rest. 13 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:54,603 Oh, it's the opposite of rest, you gotta grind. 14 00:01:54,637 --> 00:01:57,173 Some of these girls, they're posting 15 times a day. 15 00:01:57,207 --> 00:02:00,643 I swear they're using speed. I really swear it. 16 00:02:00,676 --> 00:02:04,680 They're not using speed, Mom, they're rich, and they're bored. 17 00:02:04,713 --> 00:02:08,218 Hey, who forgot to squeegee in here? 18 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:12,454 Babe let. 19 00:02:12,488 --> 00:02:15,491 Why aren't you wearing that cherry print set we got you? 20 00:02:15,524 --> 00:02:17,060 I'm practicing. 21 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:19,461 It's hanging on the curtain rod, the tags are still on it. 22 00:02:19,495 --> 00:02:21,597 Why the fuck are the tags still on it? 23 00:02:21,630 --> 00:02:24,234 You could have told me before I dropped $45 24 00:02:24,267 --> 00:02:25,969 on something you fucking hate. 25 00:02:26,002 --> 00:02:28,537 I don't hate it, I just have purple nails today. 26 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:30,807 Let's just do it later. 27 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,176 Okay. 28 00:02:33,209 --> 00:02:35,778 I'm sure she really did like them. 29 00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:37,948 She's just saving them for the perfect day. 30 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,986 Did you collect on Mark in Unit A? 31 00:02:43,019 --> 00:02:46,555 Unit A, I have not yet been able to locate him yet. 32 00:02:48,058 --> 00:02:50,193 Eviction notice. 33 00:02:53,163 --> 00:02:56,699 Tre, Sarah Jo, breakfast, come on. 34 00:04:41,805 --> 00:04:43,605 Hi. 35 00:04:43,639 --> 00:04:47,177 Welcome back to week ten of "Care giving Essentials 36 00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:49,913 for young people with Special Needs." 37 00:04:49,946 --> 00:04:53,649 I know it's been tricky to learn when we can't all be together. 38 00:04:53,682 --> 00:04:57,987 We get so much just from absorbing each other's experiences 39 00:04:58,021 --> 00:05:00,356 and grooving off of each other, 40 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:03,193 but I want to commend you all for making the best 41 00:05:03,226 --> 00:05:06,329 of a crummy situation and pushing on. 42 00:05:06,362 --> 00:05:09,799 How are we all feeling in our placements? 43 00:05:11,801 --> 00:05:12,902 Sarah Jo? 44 00:05:12,936 --> 00:05:14,337 I love mine. 45 00:05:14,370 --> 00:05:16,139 Zach is the funniest person I've ever met. 46 00:05:16,172 --> 00:05:19,409 He does the funniest, most amazing Elvis impression. 47 00:05:19,442 --> 00:05:23,813 We can always count on Sarah Jo to bring the positivity. 48 00:05:23,847 --> 00:05:26,049 Anyone struggling? 49 00:05:26,082 --> 00:05:28,151 Because that's okay, too. 50 00:05:28,184 --> 00:05:30,120 Henry. 51 00:05:30,153 --> 00:05:34,257 I think it's weird that they left me alone in the house 52 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:36,126 with an 18-year-old girl, 53 00:05:36,159 --> 00:05:38,027 and the kid, the younger sibling, 54 00:05:38,061 --> 00:05:40,830 isn't even there, and the parents are never home. 55 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:46,369 Um, I'm gonna get back to you on that. 56 00:05:46,402 --> 00:05:49,305 Uh... it's a very good point. 57 00:05:49,339 --> 00:05:53,243 Um... uh, Sandra, what about you? 58 00:05:53,276 --> 00:05:55,812 Do you wanna start off with some markers? 59 00:05:55,845 --> 00:05:57,313 This money is in the bank. 60 00:05:57,347 --> 00:05:58,882 I don't know. 61 00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:00,850 I'm just gonna like hunker down, you know, 62 00:06:00,884 --> 00:06:02,452 kick it around the old homestead. 63 00:06:02,485 --> 00:06:04,053 I don't know, maybe we'll hit Erewhon. 64 00:06:04,087 --> 00:06:05,955 Nah, I was thinking I was gonna maybe work 65 00:06:05,989 --> 00:06:07,457 on some of the plants outside. 66 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:09,025 Good morning, Z! 67 00:06:09,058 --> 00:06:11,027 Sarah Jo, Sarah Jo, whaddya know? 68 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:13,963 - Good morning. - Z, you want milk? 69 00:06:13,997 --> 00:06:15,932 Baby, I can't find my keys anywhere. 70 00:06:15,965 --> 00:06:18,368 Um, when did you last have 'em? 71 00:06:18,401 --> 00:06:20,870 I just don't have time for this right now, okay? 72 00:06:20,904 --> 00:06:22,771 This buyer is coming in from San Francisco, 73 00:06:22,805 --> 00:06:24,107 he's a Twitter executive. 74 00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:26,142 I have one hour to show him this house. 75 00:06:26,176 --> 00:06:28,011 - Oh, my God. - Boom-shaka-laka. 76 00:06:28,044 --> 00:06:30,280 Oh, good! 77 00:06:30,313 --> 00:06:32,048 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 78 00:06:32,081 --> 00:06:33,816 But do you remember, physical therapy? 79 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:35,427 He's got physical therapy. 80 00:06:35,451 --> 00:06:37,296 - Yep, got it. - It's at the track today. 81 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,298 - Got it. - I don't like when you say "got it," 82 00:06:39,322 --> 00:06:41,491 because it makes me feel like you don't got it, 83 00:06:41,524 --> 00:06:44,270 and it makes me feel like I'm the only person in the world who's got it. 84 00:06:44,294 --> 00:06:46,372 What exactly would you have liked for me to have said right then? 85 00:06:46,396 --> 00:06:48,464 What could have I said? 86 00:06:48,498 --> 00:06:51,401 "Heather, I'm going to meet Mary Kublick at the track." 87 00:06:51,434 --> 00:06:53,903 "We're gonna have his water and his shin guards." 88 00:06:53,937 --> 00:06:56,182 "I'm not gonna take him to Chic-fil-A like I did last time." 89 00:06:56,206 --> 00:06:58,951 That's not necess... Okay, baby, let's just pretend I said that. 90 00:06:58,975 --> 00:07:00,944 - Can we do that? - But you didn't say that. 91 00:07:00,977 --> 00:07:02,946 But can we just do that? Can we just do that? 92 00:07:02,979 --> 00:07:05,114 Please, please, please, I believe in you. 93 00:07:05,148 --> 00:07:08,017 - I'm proud of you. You are gonna slay. - I look like a whale. 94 00:07:08,051 --> 00:07:09,819 You do not, look at you! 95 00:07:09,852 --> 00:07:12,055 Baby, you're gonna crush today. 96 00:07:12,088 --> 00:07:13,328 - Okay. - Okay. 97 00:07:13,356 --> 00:07:15,091 Love you. 98 00:07:15,124 --> 00:07:16,893 - Go slay the day, Mama. - Okay. 99 00:07:16,926 --> 00:07:19,796 You gots this, you gots this. 100 00:07:22,131 --> 00:07:25,134 You want a purple? 101 00:07:25,168 --> 00:07:26,970 My man. 102 00:07:27,003 --> 00:07:29,939 I like what you're doing there, dude. 103 00:07:29,973 --> 00:07:34,477 Mommy wishes she could stay home with you all day, okay? 104 00:07:34,510 --> 00:07:37,013 Goodbye, Mom. 105 00:07:37,046 --> 00:07:39,349 Okay, there you have it. 106 00:07:39,382 --> 00:07:41,384 He loves his days with you, Sarah Jo. 107 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,486 - He's a great person. - Yeah. 108 00:07:43,519 --> 00:07:46,155 Okay. Bye, sweetie. 109 00:07:46,189 --> 00:07:48,491 Bye, baby. Go get 'em. 110 00:07:48,524 --> 00:07:50,260 - Bye. - You're home when? 111 00:07:50,293 --> 00:07:52,562 Unclear. 112 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:57,300 Wow. I wonder what it's like to be that busy. 113 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:58,501 Yeah, me too. 114 00:08:00,169 --> 00:08:02,438 I don't know, guys. 115 00:08:02,472 --> 00:08:04,340 She's fuckin' awful. 116 00:08:04,374 --> 00:08:05,575 Uh, ahh! 117 00:08:05,608 --> 00:08:07,043 Did I just swear? 118 00:08:07,076 --> 00:08:08,378 Holy sh... 119 00:08:08,411 --> 00:08:10,046 - No! - Bad dad. 120 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:12,215 Bad daddy, bad! You just made money, Z-man. 121 00:08:12,248 --> 00:08:14,417 - Yeah, bad. - Two bucks for the swear turtle. 122 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,985 You're gonna be rich, man. 123 00:08:16,019 --> 00:08:17,487 Two bucks for you. 124 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,022 You know what time it is, Z? 125 00:08:19,055 --> 00:08:21,157 Oh, I think we're about to get down up in here. 126 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:24,894 Is it that time, Z? Is it that time? 127 00:08:24,927 --> 00:08:27,897 Siri, let's play Z's song. 128 00:08:27,930 --> 00:08:29,365 - Oh! - Oh-h-h! 129 00:08:29,399 --> 00:08:31,434 Oh, snap! 130 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,405 Oh, yeah, he's feelin' it. 131 00:08:42,345 --> 00:08:44,047 Boo! 132 00:08:45,882 --> 00:08:49,052 Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo! 133 00:08:52,055 --> 00:08:53,856 Does she wanna dance? 134 00:08:55,258 --> 00:08:56,426 She wants to dance? 135 00:08:56,459 --> 00:08:57,927 - She wants to dance. - No! 136 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,396 Come on, Sarah Jo, you gotta dance with us. 137 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:03,032 What the man wants, he wants. Come on, Z. 138 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:05,134 Come on, Z. 139 00:09:05,168 --> 00:09:07,170 Oh, you want me to dance with her? 140 00:09:07,203 --> 00:09:09,872 All right, come on, Sarah Jo, I guess we're dancin'. 141 00:09:11,074 --> 00:09:12,208 Uh-oh. 142 00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:13,643 Yeah, go, Sarah! 143 00:09:13,676 --> 00:09:15,545 Go, Sarah! 144 00:09:17,447 --> 00:09:20,383 Sarah Jo! 145 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:22,952 Way to go, Z! 146 00:09:22,985 --> 00:09:24,454 Yeah, Z! 147 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:28,958 To be clear then, 148 00:09:28,991 --> 00:09:30,560 I am in the dick prison with Harder, 149 00:09:30,593 --> 00:09:32,462 and I don't wanna be released. 150 00:09:32,495 --> 00:09:34,263 He's everything. 151 00:09:34,297 --> 00:09:37,400 I can't go through this again with you, Treina. 152 00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:41,304 Now, who wants to hear their origin story? 153 00:09:41,337 --> 00:09:43,039 Me! 154 00:09:43,072 --> 00:09:44,507 Okay. 155 00:09:46,142 --> 00:09:48,611 So, I was 30 156 00:09:48,644 --> 00:09:51,447 but I felt 80. 157 00:09:51,481 --> 00:09:54,984 I'd spent 13 long years in this town 158 00:09:55,017 --> 00:09:58,287 doing everything it had to offer. 159 00:09:58,321 --> 00:10:01,524 The shine and the dark gleam. 160 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:04,093 The golden man. 161 00:10:05,194 --> 00:10:08,498 Hmm. Musty little ghouls in suits. 162 00:10:09,999 --> 00:10:11,467 - Bruce... - Bruce. 163 00:10:11,501 --> 00:10:13,703 He was an entertainment lawyer 164 00:10:13,736 --> 00:10:16,606 with a big house in the hills. 165 00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:20,143 And he had a penis that was wider than it was long, 166 00:10:20,176 --> 00:10:22,211 which is called a... 167 00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:23,546 Chode. 168 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,248 Good girls. 169 00:10:25,281 --> 00:10:28,651 So the natural time was approaching for us to divorce. 170 00:10:28,684 --> 00:10:30,386 He wanted a new, you know, 171 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:33,589 a new woman to bring to Oscar parties, 172 00:10:33,623 --> 00:10:36,359 and I wanted a baby. 173 00:10:36,392 --> 00:10:39,462 My doctor said there was 174 00:10:39,495 --> 00:10:41,431 a small chance, 175 00:10:41,464 --> 00:10:43,566 slim to none, 176 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:46,035 if I didn't get started right then and there. 177 00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:48,704 You know, it runs in our family, Sarah Jo. 178 00:10:51,207 --> 00:10:55,144 So, I was at the furrier's, LeBuque's on Wilshire, 179 00:10:55,178 --> 00:11:00,616 and there was this beautiful little model, 180 00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:03,386 and she shifted position, 181 00:11:03,419 --> 00:11:06,389 so I noticed she had like this huge pregnant belly. 182 00:11:08,124 --> 00:11:13,229 And she saw me see her and she looked scared, 183 00:11:13,262 --> 00:11:15,231 like terrified, and I realized, oh, my God, 184 00:11:15,264 --> 00:11:17,066 her boss doesn't know. 185 00:11:17,099 --> 00:11:19,168 So I was like, "Shh, shh, it's okay, don't worry." 186 00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:22,071 And I explained to her 187 00:11:22,104 --> 00:11:23,439 that I could help her. 188 00:11:23,473 --> 00:11:25,241 I could take care of her and the baby, 189 00:11:25,274 --> 00:11:26,609 if she wanted. 190 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:31,614 And from that moment on, we are glued at the hip, 191 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,149 like joined. 192 00:11:33,182 --> 00:11:35,351 And I have her drinking 193 00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:37,053 carrot and yam smoothies. 194 00:11:37,086 --> 00:11:38,421 Eww. 195 00:11:38,454 --> 00:11:43,159 I have her doing dance workouts and lymphatics, 196 00:11:43,192 --> 00:11:47,096 and when she goes into labor, I leave. 197 00:11:47,129 --> 00:11:49,065 I leave Bruce. 198 00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:55,538 And when you, when you are born, 199 00:11:55,571 --> 00:11:58,741 she leaves with this guy she met at Scientology, 200 00:11:58,774 --> 00:12:00,811 when they do that thing where they shock you, 201 00:12:00,844 --> 00:12:03,746 you know, on your wrist if you're telling a lie. 202 00:12:03,779 --> 00:12:08,417 And you and I, we move into this sweet little apartment in Beverly Hills, 203 00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:14,557 and every night we watch the headlights go by. 204 00:12:16,659 --> 00:12:18,461 And I say... 205 00:12:19,629 --> 00:12:22,498 "Count the diamonds, little thing." 206 00:12:25,101 --> 00:12:28,671 And you were a very early counter. 207 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,439 You were. 208 00:12:30,473 --> 00:12:32,775 "Reina" means queen. 209 00:12:32,809 --> 00:12:34,744 And the "T"... 210 00:12:34,777 --> 00:12:38,748 the "T" I added for "truth." 211 00:12:41,217 --> 00:12:42,785 Have to remember to tell Harder this, 212 00:12:42,819 --> 00:12:45,488 'cause he wants to know everything about me. 213 00:12:45,521 --> 00:12:47,557 Will you tell mine now? 214 00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:49,358 Yours? 215 00:12:49,392 --> 00:12:54,664 I was having, um, a fling with my personal trainer, Roy, 216 00:12:54,697 --> 00:12:56,465 and he was doing such a good job 217 00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:58,401 that I didn't even realize I was pregnant 218 00:12:58,434 --> 00:13:01,237 till you nearly slipped out at seven months. 219 00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:04,140 And we did, we tried to give it a go. 220 00:13:04,173 --> 00:13:07,743 But... he even named you, you know that? 221 00:13:07,777 --> 00:13:10,680 He was very, very handsome. 222 00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:16,652 But he was just a really simple guy. 223 00:13:16,686 --> 00:13:20,289 So I bought him a ticket back to Florida. 224 00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:22,758 It's best just to keep it us three. 225 00:13:25,695 --> 00:13:29,231 Mom, you were like, "Well, hey, Roy." 226 00:13:29,265 --> 00:13:30,834 - Stop! - You were. 227 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:32,501 He was a very nice man. 228 00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:35,171 - You were like, "Oy, Roy!" - You are bad. 229 00:13:35,204 --> 00:13:38,140 - "Oy, Troy..." or Roy. - Don't! 230 00:13:38,174 --> 00:13:40,509 - "Oy, Roy!" - That's so disgusting! 231 00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:43,746 Ay-ay-ay! 232 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:46,649 ZZ Top, what are we working with today, buddy? 233 00:13:46,682 --> 00:13:48,284 - Okay. - Okay. 234 00:13:48,317 --> 00:13:51,220 You know something, Z? I love you. 235 00:13:51,253 --> 00:13:55,324 I don't want you to be anything in this world but exactly who you are. 236 00:13:55,358 --> 00:13:57,760 That being said, sometimes we need to have just like 237 00:13:57,794 --> 00:14:01,697 the ability to just sort of want to at least change it up a little bit. 238 00:14:01,731 --> 00:14:03,633 You wanna rock it though, huh? 239 00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:05,334 He wants to rock it. 240 00:14:05,368 --> 00:14:06,769 - Rock it! - I hear you, dude. 241 00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:08,471 I hear you, it's coming. 242 00:14:08,504 --> 00:14:12,208 Houston, I think we are ready for liftoff. 243 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:15,277 In 5, 4... 244 00:14:15,311 --> 00:14:17,513 3, 2, 1... 245 00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:20,483 I gotta land this rocket! 246 00:14:20,516 --> 00:14:23,786 Oh, I'm gonna... 247 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:26,489 Eat up, big boy. I'll get you some more milk. 248 00:14:28,825 --> 00:14:30,961 Sarah Jo, I got more batter. 249 00:14:30,994 --> 00:14:33,596 Let me make you some. Pick a shape. 250 00:14:35,398 --> 00:14:37,433 A mouse? 251 00:14:37,466 --> 00:14:38,802 - A mouse? - If that's okay. 252 00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:40,302 If that's... if that's... 253 00:14:40,336 --> 00:14:41,972 No, it's cool, um... 254 00:14:42,005 --> 00:14:43,974 Let me just like... 255 00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:46,709 ...wrap my artistic head around a mouse. 256 00:14:46,742 --> 00:14:48,678 All right, I see your mouse. 257 00:14:48,711 --> 00:14:51,480 I see your mouse, Sarah Jo. 258 00:14:51,514 --> 00:14:53,749 All right, stand by. 259 00:14:53,783 --> 00:14:55,584 See what we got going here. 260 00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:58,454 What do you want to do today, Zach? 261 00:14:58,487 --> 00:15:01,323 I want to watch a movie with Elvis. 262 00:15:01,357 --> 00:15:03,325 You wanna watch an Elvis movie? 263 00:15:04,795 --> 00:15:06,595 Let's do that. 264 00:15:06,629 --> 00:15:08,965 You know what, Zach? 265 00:15:08,999 --> 00:15:12,468 You are like Elvis to me. 266 00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:14,938 You mean the best ever? 267 00:15:14,971 --> 00:15:17,606 - You're the best ever. - No, you're the best ever. 268 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,375 - You're the best ever. - The best ever... 269 00:15:19,408 --> 00:15:20,811 Okay, Sarah Jo, 270 00:15:20,844 --> 00:15:23,947 it is with honor and respect, 271 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:26,582 I humbly present to you 272 00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:28,885 monsieur le mouse. 273 00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:30,553 Yuck. 274 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,321 Thanks, Z. 275 00:15:32,354 --> 00:15:34,858 Whaddya... 276 00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:35,992 Whaddya think? 277 00:15:38,594 --> 00:15:39,896 You dig it? 278 00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,697 Cool. 279 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,409 This feels fucking fantastic. 280 00:15:53,442 --> 00:15:55,711 My third eye is tired. 281 00:15:55,745 --> 00:15:57,279 It's an ancient ritual. 282 00:15:57,313 --> 00:15:59,682 It clears away years of impurities. 283 00:15:59,715 --> 00:16:02,853 Emotional, physical, sexual. 284 00:16:02,886 --> 00:16:06,355 I think Harder might be the full package, guys. 285 00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:11,061 What is in a full package? 286 00:16:11,094 --> 00:16:13,997 Can't believe I'm saying this, but, like, the husband? 287 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,397 Oh, no, no, no. 288 00:16:15,431 --> 00:16:17,033 Don't even say that word in front of me. 289 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:20,436 After five California divorces, it loses a little of its tingle. 290 00:16:20,469 --> 00:16:21,938 I know, but it's like... 291 00:16:23,472 --> 00:16:25,842 He's so fucking hot. 292 00:16:25,876 --> 00:16:27,510 He's obsessed with me. 293 00:16:27,543 --> 00:16:28,644 He's nice to dogs. 294 00:16:28,677 --> 00:16:29,745 He's in my scene. 295 00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,014 He has a British accent. 296 00:16:31,047 --> 00:16:32,481 He makes a living. 297 00:16:32,515 --> 00:16:33,917 Oh, as what? 298 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,418 What do you mean "as what"? 299 00:16:36,452 --> 00:16:37,854 What does he make a living doing? 300 00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:40,456 That's a snotty question. 301 00:16:41,925 --> 00:16:44,094 I just asked what he enjoys. 302 00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:47,730 He's a club promoter, okay? 303 00:16:47,763 --> 00:16:50,100 You don't have to be so immediately judgmental 304 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:53,669 of what people are doing to rise up in this world. 305 00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:57,040 Everybody has to start someplace. 306 00:16:57,073 --> 00:16:59,109 He's already said three different times 307 00:16:59,142 --> 00:17:02,012 he'd never let our family go hungry. 308 00:17:02,045 --> 00:17:03,880 Our family. 309 00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:05,447 Go hungry. 310 00:17:05,481 --> 00:17:08,051 But we're not hungry. 311 00:17:08,084 --> 00:17:09,986 That's not the point. 312 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:12,989 I vote pool man or gardener. 313 00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:17,493 Both safe, good jobs. Always in demand. 314 00:17:19,562 --> 00:17:21,965 I think Harder might be Greek. 315 00:17:23,699 --> 00:17:24,901 This too shall pass. 316 00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:26,435 What? 317 00:17:26,468 --> 00:17:28,138 Mm... 318 00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:30,907 just wanting to kiss Harder all the time, 319 00:17:30,941 --> 00:17:32,108 fuck Harder all the time. 320 00:17:32,142 --> 00:17:33,642 Mom, eww! 321 00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:35,644 No, I'm just saying, enjoy it now, you know. 322 00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:38,414 Eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 323 00:17:38,447 --> 00:17:41,717 'Cause in about 23 years, you're never gonna wanna do it again. 324 00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:45,155 This too shall pass. 325 00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:46,722 Uh. 326 00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:49,793 I'm just itchy as fuck. Is anyone else itchy? 327 00:17:49,826 --> 00:17:54,097 Is the antihistamine hour upon us? 328 00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:56,066 Wait. 329 00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:58,567 Okay, but, like... 330 00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:01,104 he's hanging out with his ex's cousin 331 00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,438 at Universal Studios. 332 00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:03,907 Like, what is that? 333 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:05,976 It's simple. 334 00:18:08,777 --> 00:18:10,713 You wanna know if he's really yours? 335 00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:14,885 You look him in the eye 336 00:18:14,918 --> 00:18:16,619 and you say... 337 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,023 "Do you find me beautiful?" 338 00:18:21,858 --> 00:18:23,626 It's foolproof. 339 00:18:23,659 --> 00:18:28,464 He did not think you were gonna ask that question. 340 00:18:28,497 --> 00:18:31,801 He thought he had endless amounts of time to decide, 341 00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:35,604 and you are giving him a limited time offer. 342 00:18:35,638 --> 00:18:39,142 And he starts thinking, "If I don't act soon, 343 00:18:39,175 --> 00:18:42,611 the next schmo off the bus from Idaho will." 344 00:18:42,645 --> 00:18:46,482 And that is how I ended up 345 00:18:46,515 --> 00:18:50,120 in not one but two Duran Duran music videos 346 00:18:50,153 --> 00:18:53,189 with a pet-fuckin' cheetah. 347 00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:56,592 - Oh, my God. - It opened doors with its paw. 348 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,694 - Okay? - Yeah. 349 00:18:58,727 --> 00:19:00,864 So, say after me. 350 00:19:00,897 --> 00:19:03,532 - Do... - Do... 351 00:19:03,565 --> 00:19:06,102 - ...you... - ...you... 352 00:19:06,136 --> 00:19:07,904 - ...find... - ...find... 353 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,772 - ...me... - ...me... 354 00:19:15,979 --> 00:19:18,815 - Do you find... - Me. 355 00:19:18,848 --> 00:19:19,883 Me. 356 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:20,984 Beautiful? 357 00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:23,686 Beautiful? 358 00:19:23,719 --> 00:19:28,524 The truth, men love a problem. 359 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,095 Interesting men. 360 00:19:32,128 --> 00:19:33,930 You know, like... 361 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,699 complicated men... 362 00:19:36,732 --> 00:19:40,003 they love a back story. 363 00:20:02,691 --> 00:20:03,793 Josh? 364 00:20:05,095 --> 00:20:06,662 - What's up? - Hi. 365 00:20:06,695 --> 00:20:08,231 Hey. 366 00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:10,834 - Is Z asleep? Yeah? - Mm-hmm, he's still sleeping. 367 00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,202 Good. 368 00:20:13,736 --> 00:20:15,571 Do you find me beautiful? 369 00:20:17,673 --> 00:20:18,975 Huh? 370 00:20:21,277 --> 00:20:22,711 I hope these scars 371 00:20:22,745 --> 00:20:24,314 won't be an issue for you. 372 00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:25,915 Whoa, whoa. 373 00:20:25,949 --> 00:20:28,251 Sarah Jo... 374 00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:29,685 Hang on a second. 375 00:20:29,718 --> 00:20:32,822 You really don't need to do that. 376 00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:37,559 I'm sorry if I gave you, uh, the wrong impression 377 00:20:37,593 --> 00:20:39,329 or something, but listen, you're... 378 00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:41,730 So, you... 379 00:20:41,764 --> 00:20:45,701 you don't find me beautiful? 380 00:20:48,771 --> 00:20:50,739 No, I just, I haven't... 381 00:20:50,773 --> 00:20:52,275 No, you are. 382 00:20:52,308 --> 00:20:54,110 Yeah, of course... 383 00:20:54,144 --> 00:20:55,711 Of course you are. 384 00:20:55,744 --> 00:20:58,614 - That's not... - I'm still a virgin, you know? 385 00:20:58,647 --> 00:21:00,783 Shut the fuck up. 386 00:21:00,817 --> 00:21:01,985 Really? 387 00:21:02,018 --> 00:21:03,053 Wow. 388 00:21:03,086 --> 00:21:04,287 Huh. 389 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,190 That's crazy. I just didn't... 390 00:21:07,223 --> 00:21:09,059 Really? I mean, that's great. 391 00:21:09,092 --> 00:21:12,328 Good for you. That's something you should, like, protect and... 392 00:21:12,362 --> 00:21:14,097 No, I don't wanna be a virgin. 393 00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:16,066 - Why? - Because I'm 26. 394 00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:17,867 Ah, Sarah Jo, come on. 395 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,302 And I like you. 396 00:21:22,272 --> 00:21:23,639 Me? 397 00:21:23,672 --> 00:21:25,141 You're sensitive. 398 00:21:25,175 --> 00:21:28,111 Masculine, proven by how you relate to your son. 399 00:21:28,144 --> 00:21:30,389 - You don't judge people for being different... - Bullshit. 400 00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:32,714 ...and you are such a good dancer, 401 00:21:32,748 --> 00:21:35,885 and my mother says that means you'll be good in the sack. 402 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:39,322 Well, you've gotta listen to your mom. 403 00:21:39,355 --> 00:21:41,657 You should never argue with mom, 404 00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:44,928 but, please, just keep that there, keep... 405 00:21:48,865 --> 00:21:51,367 I gotta tell you something, Sarah Jo. 406 00:21:53,403 --> 00:21:55,338 I'm... I'm older than you. 407 00:21:55,371 --> 00:21:58,241 And I know a few things. 408 00:21:58,274 --> 00:22:00,110 And I promise you, 409 00:22:00,143 --> 00:22:03,279 you do not want to lose your virginity to me. 410 00:22:03,313 --> 00:22:04,848 I promise. 411 00:22:04,881 --> 00:22:07,150 I'm like, uh... 412 00:22:07,183 --> 00:22:09,886 I mean, I'm like a loser. 413 00:22:09,919 --> 00:22:12,322 No, I'm not just saying this, Sarah Jo. 414 00:22:12,355 --> 00:22:15,191 I'm like grizzled and old and like my body is... 415 00:22:15,225 --> 00:22:18,895 Just trust me... pl-please? 416 00:22:18,928 --> 00:22:20,396 You don't want this. 417 00:22:20,430 --> 00:22:23,800 You-You should find someone really nice. 418 00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:26,269 You know? Find a... Hey, find a nice guy. 419 00:22:26,302 --> 00:22:28,872 Like a nice, a nice... Sarah Jo. 420 00:22:28,905 --> 00:22:32,708 Like a nice boy who's soft and treats you well, 421 00:22:32,741 --> 00:22:34,743 like a fuckin' Disney star, Zac Efron. 422 00:22:34,776 --> 00:22:36,379 I don't watch Disney. 423 00:22:36,412 --> 00:22:38,181 Well... 424 00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:42,418 Do you see these scars? 425 00:22:42,452 --> 00:22:45,021 Um, Sarah Jo, I do. 426 00:22:45,054 --> 00:22:46,956 I do. 427 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:50,460 I have these scars because I had a radical hysterectomy at 15. 428 00:22:50,493 --> 00:22:52,095 It was an emergency. 429 00:22:53,129 --> 00:22:54,763 I'm sorry to hear that. 430 00:22:54,797 --> 00:22:56,698 You don't have to be sorry, you didn't do it. 431 00:22:56,732 --> 00:22:58,968 My body was in pain one day. 432 00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:01,938 It was in so much pain that I passed out in gym class 433 00:23:01,971 --> 00:23:04,207 and everyone was running over me to capture the flag. 434 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,309 And then the doctors went in, and when they went in, 435 00:23:06,342 --> 00:23:08,710 everything was all stuck together like 436 00:23:08,744 --> 00:23:10,246 someone had spit chewing gum in there, 437 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,081 and instead of having one uterus, 438 00:23:12,115 --> 00:23:15,118 I had two very small ones with the ovaries stuck into them. 439 00:23:15,151 --> 00:23:17,753 Nothing would have ever grown in there, even if I tried. 440 00:23:17,786 --> 00:23:20,390 Maybe a little bit but it would have died before it was ever born. 441 00:23:20,423 --> 00:23:22,134 - Hey. - So they took everything out, and... 442 00:23:22,158 --> 00:23:24,203 without puncturing my intestines because my mother said 443 00:23:24,227 --> 00:23:26,462 she wouldn't live with a child with a colostomy bag. 444 00:23:26,496 --> 00:23:29,199 I don't... I hit menopause when I was 17, 445 00:23:29,232 --> 00:23:31,234 and I don't feel my age and I don't feel my body 446 00:23:31,267 --> 00:23:34,304 and so I'm just asking you for this favor, for this one thing. 447 00:23:34,337 --> 00:23:37,273 If you think I'm, if you think I'm beautiful... 448 00:23:45,315 --> 00:23:46,883 I do. 449 00:23:49,185 --> 00:23:51,087 I think you're beautiful. 450 00:23:55,858 --> 00:23:57,460 Can I kiss you? 451 00:23:58,561 --> 00:23:59,929 Yes. 452 00:23:59,963 --> 00:24:01,898 Okay, I'm gonna. 453 00:24:01,931 --> 00:24:03,233 Okay. 454 00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:09,005 Oh, fuck. 455 00:24:40,403 --> 00:24:43,539 Zach is sleeping for another 45 minutes. 456 00:24:45,074 --> 00:24:46,109 Does it take that long? 457 00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:51,881 If you asked Heather, she would definitely say no. 458 00:24:51,914 --> 00:24:55,118 Can I go down on you, Sarah Jo? 459 00:24:55,151 --> 00:24:56,252 - Go down? - Yeah. 460 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,920 Where? 461 00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,156 - Where? No, can... - I don't know what... 462 00:25:00,189 --> 00:25:01,457 I'm sorry. 463 00:25:01,491 --> 00:25:05,361 Can I... Can I kiss you here? 464 00:25:05,395 --> 00:25:07,330 - Uh-huh. - Right here. 465 00:25:07,363 --> 00:25:09,032 Uh-huh. Yeah. 466 00:25:37,593 --> 00:25:39,195 Are you okay? 467 00:25:39,228 --> 00:25:41,931 I just wanna do the main thing now. 468 00:25:43,533 --> 00:25:45,168 Can we do the main thing? 469 00:25:45,201 --> 00:25:46,869 Yeah. 470 00:25:46,903 --> 00:25:48,237 Yeah? 471 00:25:48,271 --> 00:25:50,373 - Yeah, we can do the main thing. - Okay. 472 00:25:50,406 --> 00:25:52,175 Yeah, all right. 473 00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:54,143 - Let's... come here. - Okay. 474 00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:56,346 - Come here, just lay down, okay? - Okay. 475 00:25:56,379 --> 00:25:58,114 All right, be careful. Wait, hang on. 476 00:25:58,147 --> 00:26:00,216 Let me just get something for your head. 477 00:26:00,249 --> 00:26:01,984 - Okay. - All right. 478 00:26:03,219 --> 00:26:04,520 I'm gonna... 479 00:26:04,554 --> 00:26:07,123 I'm gonna take these off, okay? Yeah? 480 00:26:10,426 --> 00:26:11,661 All right. 481 00:26:11,694 --> 00:26:13,296 Oh, boy. 482 00:26:13,329 --> 00:26:15,465 Okay. All right. 483 00:26:18,935 --> 00:26:21,070 Listen... 484 00:26:21,104 --> 00:26:23,673 you gotta promise me, 485 00:26:23,706 --> 00:26:26,609 if anything hurts or turns at all uncomfortable, 486 00:26:26,642 --> 00:26:28,211 you've gotta tell me, okay? 487 00:26:28,244 --> 00:26:29,412 - Yeah? - Yeah. 488 00:26:29,445 --> 00:26:30,546 Okay. 489 00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:31,948 - You ready? - Yeah. 490 00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:34,150 Yeah? Okay. 491 00:26:34,183 --> 00:26:36,052 Okay. 492 00:26:37,353 --> 00:26:39,255 Is that all right? Yeah? 493 00:26:39,288 --> 00:26:41,257 Okay, shh, shh, shh. 494 00:26:41,290 --> 00:26:42,558 Okay. 495 00:26:43,693 --> 00:26:45,361 Yeah, is it all right? 496 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,930 Ah, fuck, yeah. 497 00:26:47,964 --> 00:26:49,198 Shh. 498 00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:51,300 You okay? 499 00:26:51,334 --> 00:26:53,169 Okay, and it doesn't hurt, right? 500 00:26:53,202 --> 00:26:54,937 - Uh-huh. - Yeah? 501 00:26:56,439 --> 00:26:58,141 Ah, fuck... 502 00:26:58,174 --> 00:26:59,642 Shh-shh-shh... wait. 503 00:26:59,675 --> 00:27:01,978 Ah... 504 00:27:02,011 --> 00:27:03,946 Ah, fuck... 505 00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:05,481 Fuck! 506 00:27:05,515 --> 00:27:07,016 Ah, shit. 507 00:27:07,049 --> 00:27:08,651 - I'm so sorry. - What? 508 00:27:08,684 --> 00:27:10,286 Fuck, I'm so sorry. 509 00:27:10,319 --> 00:27:11,487 What? Is it done? 510 00:27:11,521 --> 00:27:14,390 Oh! Son of a bitch! 511 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:15,525 Goddamn it. 512 00:27:15,558 --> 00:27:18,294 What? Are you okay? 513 00:27:18,327 --> 00:27:21,297 Yeah. I'm... I'm really... 514 00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:22,598 Uh... 515 00:27:22,632 --> 00:27:24,267 Is it... 516 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:26,335 Does it... does it usually take that long? 517 00:27:26,369 --> 00:27:27,670 No, no, no. 518 00:27:27,703 --> 00:27:30,406 No, it did... No, definitely not. 519 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,308 So, what happened? 520 00:27:32,341 --> 00:27:33,976 I just... 521 00:27:36,345 --> 00:27:37,580 Fuck. 522 00:27:41,150 --> 00:27:42,485 It's that... 523 00:27:46,789 --> 00:27:49,659 That's why I knew that we shouldn't have done this. 524 00:27:49,692 --> 00:27:51,427 I'm sorry, I... 525 00:27:53,329 --> 00:27:55,064 You should never... 526 00:27:56,332 --> 00:27:58,768 Heather and me, like, don't... 527 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,336 we don't do this. 528 00:28:00,369 --> 00:28:01,537 Do what? 529 00:28:01,571 --> 00:28:04,373 We don't, like, have sex anymore. 530 00:28:04,407 --> 00:28:07,677 Like now for two years, we just... 531 00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:09,212 Well, it's like fucking pathetic. 532 00:28:11,247 --> 00:28:12,715 And so... 533 00:28:12,748 --> 00:28:15,251 But how did she make the baby? 534 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,654 Well... 535 00:28:18,688 --> 00:28:22,024 First of all, it cost like 150 fucking grand, you know? 536 00:28:23,759 --> 00:28:26,128 You just, you... 537 00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:28,631 you felt super good, and... 538 00:28:28,664 --> 00:28:31,767 you're so fucking beautiful and like sexy, 539 00:28:31,802 --> 00:28:34,203 and I don't know, it just... I got excited 540 00:28:34,237 --> 00:28:36,405 and I'm really sorry, and I can't believe 541 00:28:36,439 --> 00:28:37,473 that that was... 542 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,442 Can we do it again? 543 00:28:41,444 --> 00:28:43,246 You wanna do it again? 544 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,782 Um... 545 00:28:49,619 --> 00:28:50,720 Yeah. 546 00:28:50,753 --> 00:28:52,288 Yeah, Sarah Jo. 547 00:28:52,321 --> 00:28:55,291 I mean, I need like ten minutes, but is that... 548 00:28:55,324 --> 00:28:56,392 Yeah? 549 00:28:56,425 --> 00:28:58,661 - Yes. - Okay. 550 00:28:58,694 --> 00:29:01,330 - And in the meantime... - Yeah. 551 00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:04,233 ...I didn't really like the thing that you were doing 552 00:29:04,267 --> 00:29:06,369 when you put your mouth or your lips or your tongue 553 00:29:06,402 --> 00:29:08,671 or whatever down here. 554 00:29:08,704 --> 00:29:09,806 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 555 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,207 Huh. 556 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,642 It didn't really feel that good. 557 00:29:12,675 --> 00:29:14,443 It didn't? 558 00:29:14,477 --> 00:29:16,112 Holy shit. 559 00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:18,281 Nah, you should, like... 560 00:29:18,314 --> 00:29:20,817 I used to have a pretty... 561 00:29:20,851 --> 00:29:23,753 ...pretty wicked reputation for being pretty darn good at that. 562 00:29:23,786 --> 00:29:26,722 But, okay. No, no, I'll take the hit. 563 00:29:28,658 --> 00:29:30,526 Um... 564 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,762 You're something else, Sarah Jo. 565 00:29:34,697 --> 00:29:36,699 It's okay if I touch you here? 566 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:40,469 Is that all right? 567 00:29:42,471 --> 00:29:43,639 How is that? 568 00:29:43,673 --> 00:29:45,441 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah? 569 00:29:45,474 --> 00:29:46,843 Mm-hmm. 570 00:29:46,877 --> 00:29:48,845 How is that? 571 00:29:48,879 --> 00:29:50,513 Yeah? 572 00:30:06,362 --> 00:30:07,898 Shh, shh, shh. That's it. 573 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,332 That's it. 574 00:30:09,365 --> 00:30:10,733 Yeah. 575 00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:17,740 Okay. I don't think I need ten minutes anymore, Sarah Jo. 576 00:30:48,771 --> 00:30:50,439 All right, here we go. 577 00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:52,608 - You wanna make money, bro? - What you fuckin' say? 578 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,377 Or do you want your kids to fucking starve? 579 00:30:54,410 --> 00:30:56,545 Do you want your unborn baby to fucking starve? 580 00:30:56,579 --> 00:30:58,414 Come to my next wedding, 581 00:30:58,447 --> 00:31:01,651 be wearing fucking diapers and rags with no shoes on. 582 00:31:01,684 --> 00:31:04,888 I'm up there getting married to a fucking denim princess, bro. 583 00:31:04,921 --> 00:31:07,523 Can you imagine ten years ago, if I had said, 584 00:31:07,556 --> 00:31:09,793 "Hey, Yuli, let's put a fucking kombucha spout 585 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:12,194 in a fucking denim lap," dude, you would have puked. 586 00:31:12,228 --> 00:31:14,196 Well, tell them that when I've got my dick out 587 00:31:14,230 --> 00:31:15,498 on the cover of Rivet magazine. 588 00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:20,369 And you're like taking smoothie orders at Magic, bro. 589 00:31:20,403 --> 00:31:22,438 You're legitimately filthy. 590 00:31:22,471 --> 00:31:23,572 Legitimately. 591 00:31:23,606 --> 00:31:25,241 But it's nice. 592 00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:27,410 There's gonna be a fucking tofu lab, you know? 593 00:31:27,443 --> 00:31:29,478 - Yeah. - Like a fucking granola bar. 594 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:31,480 - Oh, I love it. - We sell pants, dude. 595 00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:33,783 Here we go, let the Yule log get some. 596 00:31:33,817 --> 00:31:37,219 Aw, shit! Oh, yes! 597 00:31:41,892 --> 00:31:43,292 Mmmmm. 598 00:31:43,325 --> 00:31:45,561 Mm, Mama! 599 00:31:45,594 --> 00:31:47,630 - No! - Come on. 600 00:31:47,663 --> 00:31:50,499 You gotta be the most beautiful pregnant woman in all of California. 601 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,667 - Yuli! - Oh, my God. 602 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,302 Oh, my God! 603 00:31:53,335 --> 00:31:55,438 Did you think I was your husband for a second? 604 00:31:55,471 --> 00:31:58,541 No, I did not because my husband would never touch me that tenderly. 605 00:31:58,574 --> 00:32:00,911 - That's true. - What are you two idiots 606 00:32:00,944 --> 00:32:02,846 doing up there for so many hours? 607 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,447 Making moves. 608 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,748 Making power moves. 609 00:32:05,781 --> 00:32:07,416 That's just what we do. 610 00:32:07,450 --> 00:32:08,952 From 2002. 611 00:32:08,985 --> 00:32:10,786 Never been me-too'd. 612 00:32:10,821 --> 00:32:12,488 Just free-stylin' with my crew. 613 00:32:12,521 --> 00:32:14,423 Heather, Josh, Zach... 614 00:32:14,457 --> 00:32:16,392 Zach's babysitter. 615 00:32:16,425 --> 00:32:18,995 The stiff Swiss dick is the pick of the litter. 616 00:32:19,029 --> 00:32:20,831 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 617 00:32:20,864 --> 00:32:23,632 - What did I... - You're done. You're done. 618 00:32:23,666 --> 00:32:27,770 When the girls scream "danke," I just reply "bitte, schon." 619 00:32:27,804 --> 00:32:30,272 I grew up in the Alps, but I'm not Austrian. 620 00:32:31,474 --> 00:32:33,576 - You're fucking glowing. - Stop it. 621 00:32:33,609 --> 00:32:35,879 No, you are, you are fucking aglow. 622 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:39,025 I mean, don't stop it, but go home to the 21-year-old who's in your bed, truly. 623 00:32:39,049 --> 00:32:42,418 - You get what you get and you don't get upset. - You're an idiot. 624 00:32:42,451 --> 00:32:44,720 'Sup? I love you. 625 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,022 I love you. 626 00:32:59,535 --> 00:33:01,370 You know, you don't have to do that. 627 00:33:01,403 --> 00:33:04,340 I can do that for you. Zach is still at swim practice. 628 00:33:04,373 --> 00:33:06,709 Oh, thank you, Sarah Jo, but it's one of the few things 629 00:33:06,742 --> 00:33:08,644 that makes me feel like a competent mother, 630 00:33:08,677 --> 00:33:09,946 so I'll finish it up myself. 631 00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:12,816 Okay. 632 00:33:12,849 --> 00:33:15,384 Let's see if he actually eats this. 633 00:33:19,089 --> 00:33:20,422 These tops. 634 00:33:22,058 --> 00:33:23,994 Ow! Ow, my God. 635 00:33:24,027 --> 00:33:26,395 - Are you okay? - I cut myself. Ow! 636 00:33:26,428 --> 00:33:28,799 - Ow, that hurts. - Okay, one second, let me get something. 637 00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:31,667 I don't know how I just cut myself on a children's snack pack. 638 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:34,104 I feel like a modern miracle, that's not supposed to happen. 639 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,006 - There you go. - Thank you. 640 00:33:36,039 --> 00:33:37,974 Aaah. 641 00:33:38,008 --> 00:33:40,010 Oh, that hurts. 642 00:33:40,043 --> 00:33:41,544 Oh, my God. 643 00:33:41,577 --> 00:33:43,312 Whew! 644 00:33:45,115 --> 00:33:47,683 Sarah Jo, you really are such a gem with him. 645 00:33:47,716 --> 00:33:49,518 It makes leaving him every day, 646 00:33:49,552 --> 00:33:51,654 especially like this, 647 00:33:51,687 --> 00:33:52,856 a lot more bearable. 648 00:33:52,889 --> 00:33:54,423 So, thank you. 649 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,408 I'm sorry. 650 00:34:12,441 --> 00:34:14,376 I literally don't know what's happening. 651 00:34:14,410 --> 00:34:16,445 It happens like six times a day now. 652 00:34:16,478 --> 00:34:18,447 I'm barely even crying, it's nothing. 653 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,983 It's nothing. 654 00:34:21,151 --> 00:34:22,685 Please ignore me. 655 00:34:22,718 --> 00:34:26,056 - I won't ignore you. - It's like a hormone. 656 00:34:26,089 --> 00:34:29,391 Just like, it's not even tears, it's just like this thing that happens. 657 00:34:29,425 --> 00:34:30,726 It's like my... 658 00:34:33,562 --> 00:34:35,598 And I know I asked you to stay late tonight, 659 00:34:35,631 --> 00:34:37,466 which I really appreciate. 660 00:34:37,499 --> 00:34:40,736 There's this whole work thing, I don't even wanna go, but... 661 00:34:40,769 --> 00:34:43,505 I would love it if you could be a little bit more on it 662 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:45,608 with picking up after Zach's activities, 663 00:34:45,641 --> 00:34:47,576 you know, putting things back in the bin. 664 00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:49,721 It just feels like the yard's been hit by a hurricane, 665 00:34:49,745 --> 00:34:51,680 the living room's a mess, you know? 666 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:53,782 And so if you could just put things back in the bin 667 00:34:53,817 --> 00:34:55,185 after you finish one thing, 668 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,686 and then, you know, let the dishwasher run, 669 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,688 you would be batting a thousand, truly. 670 00:35:02,859 --> 00:35:04,693 Ow, ow, ow. 671 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:07,931 God, this really hurts. 672 00:35:11,533 --> 00:35:13,602 No, it's just like he's like 673 00:35:13,636 --> 00:35:15,738 forebodingly disgusting. 674 00:35:15,771 --> 00:35:17,706 I mean, like, I swear to God, 675 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:20,743 like Yuli opened a bar just to get pussy. 676 00:35:20,776 --> 00:35:22,678 And like think about that, he... 677 00:35:22,711 --> 00:35:25,081 And if you think about, like, right now, 678 00:35:25,115 --> 00:35:26,715 like in this political climate, 679 00:35:26,749 --> 00:35:28,550 it's like... 680 00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:31,720 You know? I mean, imagine if Yuli did not have a rich dad. 681 00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:34,623 The shit's cool. I mean, he's got, like, good taste. 682 00:35:34,657 --> 00:35:35,959 But like... 683 00:35:37,626 --> 00:35:39,528 It's like, would the world legitimately be 684 00:35:39,561 --> 00:35:41,173 a better place or would it be a worse place? 685 00:35:41,197 --> 00:35:43,632 I mean, like answer that... 686 00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:46,937 But seriously, though, like, answer the fucking question. 687 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,204 Right? 688 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:51,774 No, it's like, I just, like, 689 00:35:51,808 --> 00:35:54,044 I just, like, have this picture of him in Cabo 690 00:35:54,077 --> 00:35:57,881 and just like, just like how just fucking decrepit he is. 691 00:35:57,914 --> 00:36:00,482 Like, the things he wants and like what he goes after, 692 00:36:00,516 --> 00:36:04,586 it's just like, he's like a legitimate maniac. 693 00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:08,925 Well, dude, your fuckin' wife ought to wash your feet 694 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,860 before you go to bed too, you fuckin'... 695 00:36:10,894 --> 00:36:11,928 Oh, shit. 696 00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:13,696 Hey. Oh, fuck. Um... 697 00:36:13,729 --> 00:36:16,032 Yeah, man, let me, um... I gotta go. 698 00:36:16,066 --> 00:36:18,868 Yeah, no, I love you. Yeah, late. Yep. 699 00:36:20,103 --> 00:36:21,537 - Hey. - Hi. 700 00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:22,906 Wow. Um... 701 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:27,177 Sarah Jo, I'm, uh... I'm glad you're here. 702 00:36:27,210 --> 00:36:28,777 I gotta... 703 00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:30,814 You are? 704 00:36:30,847 --> 00:36:33,649 Yeah. 705 00:36:33,682 --> 00:36:36,086 Yeah, I just, um... 706 00:36:36,119 --> 00:36:37,854 needed to, um... 707 00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:44,027 I wanna, I wanna talk to you. 708 00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:45,627 Um... 709 00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:49,598 What happened between us the other day, 710 00:36:49,631 --> 00:36:51,700 Sarah Jo, that... 711 00:36:51,734 --> 00:36:53,635 that just can't happen. 712 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:55,839 It cannot. 713 00:36:55,872 --> 00:36:59,075 And I will not allow that to happen again. 714 00:36:59,109 --> 00:37:01,144 As a dad and as a husband, 715 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:05,048 that is just not the kind of guy I want to be. 716 00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:08,952 I think there's been like a lot of pressure around here, 717 00:37:08,985 --> 00:37:11,187 the thing with Heather and me. 718 00:37:11,221 --> 00:37:16,259 And, uh, that's not an excuse, you know, but it's, um... 719 00:37:16,292 --> 00:37:18,995 And look, man, I think you're like... 720 00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:20,897 I think, I think you're wonderful. 721 00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:24,700 You add so much to like the general vibe around here, man. 722 00:37:24,733 --> 00:37:26,302 You like, um... 723 00:37:26,336 --> 00:37:31,074 I just, for me, it's about Zach. 724 00:37:31,107 --> 00:37:33,575 It is about Zach. 725 00:37:33,609 --> 00:37:36,079 And he comes first. 726 00:37:36,112 --> 00:37:38,081 He comes first. 727 00:37:38,114 --> 00:37:41,151 And... and that's it. 728 00:37:41,184 --> 00:37:42,584 Okay? 729 00:37:42,618 --> 00:37:44,320 I just, like, really wanna... 730 00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:48,590 I really... 731 00:37:48,624 --> 00:37:51,194 I really wanna preserve my family. 732 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,334 Come here. 733 00:38:19,289 --> 00:38:21,291 Oh, good. It's your turn. 734 00:38:21,324 --> 00:38:23,226 I... I can't with her anymore. 735 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,726 Been at it for hours. 736 00:38:26,062 --> 00:38:28,398 Oh, and, honey, when you're done, 737 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:32,001 can you help me figure out how to put this air purifier together? 738 00:38:32,035 --> 00:38:35,071 Treina? 739 00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:37,140 - Tre? - Leave me alone. 740 00:38:37,173 --> 00:38:39,775 It's me, it's just me. 741 00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,793 He said to definitely check again 742 00:38:56,826 --> 00:38:58,895 'cause this shit is not his. 743 00:39:01,064 --> 00:39:02,999 Which shit? 744 00:39:03,032 --> 00:39:06,002 The baby, Sarah Jo, the baby! 745 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,011 Here you go. 746 00:39:16,412 --> 00:39:19,315 They're all scum, you know? Mom's right. 747 00:39:19,349 --> 00:39:22,318 They're all just waiting to reveal their scumminess, 748 00:39:22,352 --> 00:39:24,854 even the good ones. 749 00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:28,892 Maybe... 750 00:39:28,925 --> 00:39:31,127 Maybe he doesn't understand. 751 00:39:31,161 --> 00:39:34,430 Maybe if you explain to him that he's the only person you've had sex with. 752 00:39:34,464 --> 00:39:36,399 But he's not the only one, Sarah Jo. 753 00:39:36,432 --> 00:39:38,334 I have some fucking math to do. 754 00:39:38,368 --> 00:39:40,403 Okay. 755 00:39:40,436 --> 00:39:42,305 I'm so fucking stupid. 756 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:44,174 No, you're not. 757 00:39:44,207 --> 00:39:46,309 You're not stupid. 758 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,914 It's okay. 759 00:39:58,221 --> 00:40:02,058 Someday, someday... 760 00:40:02,091 --> 00:40:04,360 you are gonna find... 761 00:40:06,796 --> 00:40:10,266 you're gonna find someone who makes you feel safe. 762 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,368 Like they see you. 763 00:40:14,904 --> 00:40:17,941 And you won't have to say a word. 764 00:40:18,975 --> 00:40:20,276 How would you know? 765 00:40:25,281 --> 00:40:28,284 Right back! 766 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:40,863 Psst! 767 00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:43,233 - Did you see how this goes together? - No. 768 00:40:45,168 --> 00:40:46,803 Like they're touching you. 769 00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:52,375 Welcome to Yuliville. You're gonna love it. 770 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:55,545 - Where is he? - He's like doing Yuli shit, I don't know. 771 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:58,848 How freaking cool is this? 772 00:41:01,985 --> 00:41:04,354 Remember, you got that family emergency, 773 00:41:04,387 --> 00:41:07,257 and I am doing the business thing with Yuli. 774 00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,559 It's just really important that we just keep this stuff 775 00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:11,361 totally between you and me. 776 00:41:11,394 --> 00:41:13,830 I haven't told one single soul. 777 00:41:13,863 --> 00:41:15,965 Hey-o! 778 00:41:15,999 --> 00:41:18,001 Whoo! 779 00:41:48,398 --> 00:41:50,066 It's yours, huh? 780 00:41:50,099 --> 00:41:51,467 Beautiful. 781 00:41:51,501 --> 00:41:53,102 You can have it. 782 00:42:02,378 --> 00:42:04,213 Bite it. 783 00:42:06,516 --> 00:42:09,585 My mother always said that it would put me too far into my head. 784 00:42:09,619 --> 00:42:11,587 What? 785 00:42:11,621 --> 00:42:13,456 You... 786 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,258 Your mom? 787 00:42:16,526 --> 00:42:19,362 I mean, I'm, I'm right here. I'll... 788 00:42:19,395 --> 00:42:23,366 Hey, I'm not gonna let you go too far into your head. 789 00:42:23,399 --> 00:42:25,268 I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you. 790 00:42:26,969 --> 00:42:28,237 Only if you want. 791 00:42:32,141 --> 00:42:33,309 Wagga-wagga. 792 00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:34,877 Wagga-wagga. 793 00:42:34,911 --> 00:42:35,978 Yeah. 794 00:42:37,313 --> 00:42:39,582 I also got shrooms. 795 00:42:39,615 --> 00:42:41,651 If you felt like eating some. 796 00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:43,353 I mean... 797 00:42:43,386 --> 00:42:44,420 I figure... 798 00:42:44,454 --> 00:42:45,988 You okay? Yeah? 799 00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:47,357 Mm-hmm. 800 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:49,592 If you wanna eat some, we could eat some. 801 00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,394 - Shrooms? - Mm-hmm. 802 00:42:51,427 --> 00:42:52,528 What do they do? 803 00:42:52,562 --> 00:42:54,630 They make you see things, 804 00:42:54,664 --> 00:42:56,933 like if there's something that you've been avoiding 805 00:42:56,966 --> 00:42:58,568 or that you, you like keep it 806 00:42:58,601 --> 00:43:01,137 in a box that you don't wanna see, 807 00:43:01,170 --> 00:43:04,674 they make you see 'em, and they make you see 'em clearly. 808 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:07,610 It can be super beautiful. 809 00:43:07,643 --> 00:43:09,479 I don't think I'm avoiding anything. 810 00:43:09,512 --> 00:43:13,082 You know, I don't think you're avoiding anything either. 811 00:43:13,116 --> 00:43:16,119 I think you might really fuckin' love mushrooms. 812 00:45:41,097 --> 00:45:43,599 I remember when you said you didn't like that. 813 00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:47,336 Now you do. 814 00:45:50,406 --> 00:45:52,308 I love that you learned to like it. 815 00:45:56,512 --> 00:45:57,747 Come here. 816 00:46:05,421 --> 00:46:06,689 Okay. 817 00:46:08,591 --> 00:46:10,593 It's beautiful, just like you. 818 00:46:13,262 --> 00:46:15,631 Gotta put it on you. 819 00:46:15,665 --> 00:46:17,166 Look at it. 820 00:46:22,806 --> 00:46:25,641 I want you to have that. 821 00:46:25,675 --> 00:46:28,711 You are such a special... 822 00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:31,447 It's a magical gift to me. 823 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,417 Unlike anything else in the world. 824 00:46:34,450 --> 00:46:36,118 I've been thinking... 825 00:46:38,321 --> 00:46:39,856 that I'm gonna leave. 826 00:46:42,793 --> 00:46:46,762 You and me and Z, with our own little special family. 827 00:46:46,797 --> 00:46:49,265 I know where we're going. 828 00:46:49,298 --> 00:46:51,267 I said, "Whaaat?" 829 00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:54,136 I've never had that before. 830 00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:57,874 I've never had a life before. 831 00:47:04,347 --> 00:47:06,592 Wait, wait, so there are lots of different people who do this? 832 00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:08,684 "Lots" is an understatement. 833 00:47:08,718 --> 00:47:10,519 I mean, there's a fucking ton. 834 00:47:10,553 --> 00:47:12,823 I mean, there is so much porn! 835 00:47:12,856 --> 00:47:14,858 You find like a special brand that you like, 836 00:47:14,891 --> 00:47:18,461 you know, a actor that you dig, like look. 837 00:47:18,494 --> 00:47:21,364 That's Bobbi Rotten right there. I like Bobbi Rotten. 838 00:47:21,397 --> 00:47:23,399 She looks like she'd totally fuckin' destroy me. 839 00:47:23,432 --> 00:47:25,267 Kind of scared of her. 840 00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:27,503 I don't know, so you just pick one you like 841 00:47:27,536 --> 00:47:29,538 and off you go. 842 00:47:29,572 --> 00:47:31,474 Do you know that? 843 00:47:31,507 --> 00:47:33,709 - I'm concentrating. - Oh, yeah. 844 00:47:33,743 --> 00:47:35,745 - You concentrating, professor? - Mm! 845 00:47:35,778 --> 00:47:38,815 Mm? Yeah. "I'm concentrating." 846 00:47:38,849 --> 00:47:42,819 "I'm Sarah Jo and I'm concentrating on the pornography." 847 00:47:42,853 --> 00:47:44,320 "Yeah, I wanna..." 848 00:47:44,353 --> 00:47:46,322 Shh! I can't... 849 00:47:46,355 --> 00:47:49,659 I can't listen to you and this at the same time. 850 00:47:49,692 --> 00:47:52,595 I'm sorry. 851 00:47:55,832 --> 00:47:57,667 Up here, gorge. 852 00:48:00,904 --> 00:48:03,372 You look sick. 853 00:48:03,406 --> 00:48:04,917 You're getting the top of my...? 854 00:48:04,941 --> 00:48:07,476 I'm getting all of you. It is amazing. 855 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:09,813 You look so good. Oh, my God. 856 00:48:09,846 --> 00:48:11,313 I feel like shit. 857 00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:12,916 Beautiful. 858 00:48:12,949 --> 00:48:14,316 Jace. 859 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:15,852 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 860 00:48:15,886 --> 00:48:17,888 - Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me. 861 00:48:17,921 --> 00:48:20,957 - Here you go, babe. - Just always believed in the power of ritual. 862 00:48:20,991 --> 00:48:23,259 You know, it's like magic 863 00:48:23,292 --> 00:48:26,262 we can all tap into in our daily lives. 864 00:48:26,295 --> 00:48:28,330 And like energy and love, 865 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:31,367 it can neither be created nor destroyed. 866 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,668 Absolutely. Love that. 867 00:48:32,702 --> 00:48:34,303 Mm. 868 00:48:34,336 --> 00:48:36,539 Mm, I was just getting started. 869 00:48:36,572 --> 00:48:38,474 I was speaking to the power of ritual 870 00:48:38,507 --> 00:48:42,378 and saying how even if Treina can't bring this baby forth 871 00:48:42,411 --> 00:48:44,246 in the Earth realm, 872 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:48,384 we can still usher its spirit forth with a baby shower. 873 00:48:48,417 --> 00:48:50,921 This is intensely cool, like so wild. 874 00:48:50,954 --> 00:48:52,655 I mean, it is sick. 875 00:48:52,688 --> 00:48:55,658 Like good sick. Like it's an iconic moment. 876 00:48:55,691 --> 00:48:57,259 Oh. 877 00:48:57,293 --> 00:48:59,762 Well, it's for Tre. 878 00:48:59,796 --> 00:49:01,430 So... 879 00:49:01,464 --> 00:49:05,501 with an abundance of gifts and love, 880 00:49:05,534 --> 00:49:08,571 we show this child that it was wanted, 881 00:49:08,604 --> 00:49:10,974 even if it could not be completed. 882 00:49:11,007 --> 00:49:14,610 And we resonate the power 883 00:49:14,643 --> 00:49:18,647 of our unbreakable love for Treina 884 00:49:18,681 --> 00:49:20,951 and her ability to produce life. 885 00:49:22,351 --> 00:49:23,987 Now, gifts. 886 00:49:35,331 --> 00:49:36,900 No! 887 00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:38,701 Jace, it's so cute. 888 00:49:38,734 --> 00:49:41,938 A onesie. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? 889 00:49:41,972 --> 00:49:44,373 I thought we were bringing like actual presents 890 00:49:44,406 --> 00:49:45,842 for an actual baby. 891 00:49:45,876 --> 00:49:47,409 Huge apologies. 892 00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:49,378 You know what, I also brought a candle 893 00:49:49,411 --> 00:49:52,314 and some old Percocet from when I had my wisdoms out. 894 00:49:52,348 --> 00:49:54,483 - Ooh, you lucky dog. - Mm-hmm. 895 00:49:54,517 --> 00:49:57,453 Mama's gonna be joining in on some of that. 896 00:49:57,486 --> 00:50:00,090 I brought enough for everyone, so don't worry. 897 00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:01,825 Can't believe you still have some. 898 00:50:01,858 --> 00:50:03,927 - And this. - That's from me. 899 00:50:07,864 --> 00:50:09,065 Ooh. 900 00:50:12,568 --> 00:50:13,937 It's broken. 901 00:50:13,970 --> 00:50:16,605 It's sacred, though. 902 00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:19,542 It's made of love, and like Mama always says, 903 00:50:19,575 --> 00:50:22,478 love can neither be created nor destroyed. 904 00:50:22,511 --> 00:50:26,049 Well, I think that is beautiful, Sarah Jo. 905 00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:29,953 Did you enjoy your anesthesia? 906 00:50:29,986 --> 00:50:31,554 I did, it was unbelievable. 907 00:50:31,587 --> 00:50:33,132 - Really? - There's nothing like it. 908 00:50:33,156 --> 00:50:35,424 I like laughing gas, too, but the anesthesia's better. 909 00:50:35,457 --> 00:50:37,804 Oh, it's so much better. I think we should get you some. 910 00:50:37,828 --> 00:50:41,898 Two people 911 00:50:41,932 --> 00:50:46,102 having sex together. 912 00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:04,020 Oh, come and lick my face. 913 00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:41,457 You're so fuckin' beautiful, it makes me wanna fuckin' kill myself. 914 00:51:43,827 --> 00:51:45,461 You're so pretty. 915 00:51:48,798 --> 00:51:50,432 This ain't dirty. 916 00:51:50,466 --> 00:51:51,902 It ain't. 917 00:52:00,810 --> 00:52:02,745 I feel so connected to you. 918 00:52:22,132 --> 00:52:25,835 Congratulations, Vance Leroy. 919 00:52:25,869 --> 00:52:28,838 You are my porn star. 920 00:52:31,107 --> 00:52:32,909 That's so beautiful. 921 00:52:37,914 --> 00:52:39,615 - Ow! - Okay. 922 00:52:39,648 --> 00:52:42,751 Go watch a movie. Go on. 923 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,122 Ow! 924 00:52:48,691 --> 00:52:49,993 Oh, my God. 925 00:52:50,026 --> 00:52:51,227 Okay. 926 00:52:51,261 --> 00:52:53,830 My water broke and I slipped in it. 927 00:52:53,863 --> 00:52:55,966 I think I'm having a contraction. 928 00:52:55,999 --> 00:52:58,034 Thank you. Thank you very much. 929 00:52:58,068 --> 00:52:59,869 - Okay. - Oh, God. 930 00:52:59,903 --> 00:53:01,204 - Oh, God. - There you go. 931 00:53:01,237 --> 00:53:03,106 Okay. 932 00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:05,141 Oh! Oh, God. 933 00:53:05,175 --> 00:53:07,911 - Should I call an ambulance? - Can you call Josh? 934 00:53:07,944 --> 00:53:10,947 He's on a hike with Yuli. I think they just left. 935 00:53:10,981 --> 00:53:15,051 He's not that far. 936 00:53:18,554 --> 00:53:20,090 - Oh! - Josh, hi. 937 00:53:20,123 --> 00:53:22,025 She's in labor right now. Right now. 938 00:53:22,058 --> 00:53:24,027 It's coming fast. 939 00:53:24,060 --> 00:53:25,829 Okay, okay. 940 00:53:25,862 --> 00:53:27,030 Okay. 941 00:53:28,597 --> 00:53:30,900 He's gonna be here soon. 942 00:53:30,934 --> 00:53:32,668 What else do you need? 943 00:53:32,701 --> 00:53:34,570 A towel. 944 00:53:40,642 --> 00:53:42,212 Where did you get that necklace? 945 00:53:47,183 --> 00:53:50,186 County fair with my sister. 946 00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:51,687 Treina. 947 00:53:57,093 --> 00:53:59,661 Holy shit! It's real, bab... 948 00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:02,799 Baby, I'm gone, what, 30 minutes, you're like fuckin' ready to pop? 949 00:54:02,832 --> 00:54:05,001 Okay, super dad, have the bags packed. 950 00:54:05,035 --> 00:54:06,702 Where is Z? Is Z upstairs? 951 00:54:06,735 --> 00:54:08,814 I called your mom and I told her we're coming through. 952 00:54:08,838 --> 00:54:10,216 I'm just gonna throw this shit in the car. 953 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,008 You know, I'm gonna leave 'em here. 954 00:54:12,042 --> 00:54:14,344 Hey, sorry, baby, I feel like we should get going, okay? 955 00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:16,779 - The Volvo's out there. - I wanna take an ambulance. 956 00:54:16,813 --> 00:54:18,714 No, no, baby, why would we call an ambulance... 957 00:54:18,747 --> 00:54:21,084 ...when I'm gonna fucking drive you? Z! 958 00:54:21,117 --> 00:54:22,919 I'm gonna drive you, let's go. Come on. 959 00:54:22,952 --> 00:54:26,356 Call an ambulance. I wanna take an ambulance. 960 00:54:26,389 --> 00:54:29,092 Should I call you an ambulance, baby? Why don't I get you a taxicab? 961 00:54:29,125 --> 00:54:31,061 I'm driving you. Come on, let's go! 962 00:54:31,094 --> 00:54:34,130 I'm taking an ambulance to the hospital. 963 00:54:34,164 --> 00:54:35,597 And I can take care of Zach. 964 00:54:35,631 --> 00:54:37,333 He's going to my mother's. 965 00:54:37,367 --> 00:54:40,036 I'm taking an ambulance to the hospital. 966 00:54:40,070 --> 00:54:44,307 Hey, baby, we're having a baby. We're having a baby. 967 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:45,641 What is the problem? 968 00:54:45,674 --> 00:54:47,743 Fuck you! 969 00:54:47,776 --> 00:54:49,946 Stay the fuck away from me. 970 00:54:49,979 --> 00:54:51,948 What is the problem? 971 00:54:54,783 --> 00:54:56,328 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 972 00:54:56,352 --> 00:54:57,854 What's going on? What are... 973 00:54:57,887 --> 00:54:59,721 What did she say to you? 974 00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:01,224 You're such a fucking loser. 975 00:55:01,257 --> 00:55:02,624 Hang on, what did you... 976 00:55:02,658 --> 00:55:04,794 You're a fucking animal. 977 00:55:04,828 --> 00:55:07,263 What did you say to my... What did you say? 978 00:55:07,297 --> 00:55:09,065 What did you say? 979 00:55:11,301 --> 00:55:13,269 What the fuck did you do? 980 00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:17,140 I was really scared, baby. 981 00:55:17,173 --> 00:55:19,109 You were scared? 982 00:55:19,142 --> 00:55:20,810 - I was scared. - You were scared? 983 00:55:20,844 --> 00:55:22,778 Yeah, I'm so sorry. 984 00:55:22,812 --> 00:55:24,680 - You were scared? - Yeah. 985 00:55:24,713 --> 00:55:28,084 So, what am I supposed to do with this one? 986 00:55:28,118 --> 00:55:30,686 Josh, where am I supposed to file this one? 987 00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,256 Wait, baby, I'm so sorry. 988 00:55:33,289 --> 00:55:35,657 - This could be like the lawyer... - Fuck. 989 00:55:35,691 --> 00:55:38,727 - ...where you just ended it on your own. - Come on, baby. 990 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:42,165 Or is this gonna be like the stripper... 991 00:55:42,198 --> 00:55:45,902 where I had to stop you from moving to Quebec? 992 00:55:45,935 --> 00:55:49,072 Or is this gonna be like the girl who worked at the bridal store on Melrose 993 00:55:49,105 --> 00:55:53,675 who kept showing up at places we were eating with our son? 994 00:55:53,709 --> 00:55:55,078 But I know... 995 00:55:57,013 --> 00:56:00,183 I really, I really know that I love you. 996 00:56:00,216 --> 00:56:03,219 Okay? And I know that's like... I love Zach. 997 00:56:03,253 --> 00:56:06,055 I love Zach and I'm so sorry, baby. 998 00:56:06,089 --> 00:56:08,690 - I'm so sorry. - No! 999 00:56:08,724 --> 00:56:10,994 I'm just a fuck-up. I mean, I'm a fucking fuck-up. 1000 00:56:11,027 --> 00:56:12,371 I've always been a fucking fuck-up, 1001 00:56:12,395 --> 00:56:14,030 and you know that and I know that 1002 00:56:14,063 --> 00:56:16,900 and I'm fucking disgusting and fucking pathetic. 1003 00:56:16,933 --> 00:56:19,701 But it's just who I am, baby. 1004 00:56:19,735 --> 00:56:23,406 I'm so sorry, I'm so ashamed of myself. 1005 00:56:23,439 --> 00:56:26,442 But, sweetheart, I promise you, if you give me one chance... 1006 00:56:28,178 --> 00:56:29,879 like I would fucking kill for you. 1007 00:56:29,913 --> 00:56:32,348 I would kill for you, I would kill for this family. 1008 00:56:32,382 --> 00:56:36,085 I would... I would kill for Zach and I would kill for this baby. 1009 00:56:36,119 --> 00:56:38,021 Baby, she doesn't fucking mean anything to me. 1010 00:56:38,054 --> 00:56:40,190 She doesn't fucking mean anything to me. 1011 00:56:40,223 --> 00:56:42,791 - Hey! Sweetheart, please. - No, no, no! 1012 00:56:42,825 --> 00:56:45,428 Please! Please, baby, come on. 1013 00:56:45,461 --> 00:56:47,997 Please. Come on. 1014 00:56:48,031 --> 00:56:50,166 Let's go to the hospital and have this baby, 1015 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,002 this beautiful baby that we made. 1016 00:56:53,036 --> 00:56:54,204 Please, sweetheart? 1017 00:56:54,237 --> 00:56:55,905 Please? 1018 00:56:55,939 --> 00:56:59,375 Please, baby, don't cry. Sarah Jo, could you please go? 1019 00:56:59,409 --> 00:57:01,511 Sarah Jo, guess what, you're not needed here anymore. 1020 00:57:01,544 --> 00:57:03,213 Could you please go? 1021 00:57:03,246 --> 00:57:06,748 Sarah Jo, could you please go?! 1022 00:57:06,782 --> 00:57:07,951 Okay. 1023 00:57:07,984 --> 00:57:09,819 Baby, she's gone, okay? 1024 00:57:09,852 --> 00:57:12,088 Hey. Hey. 1025 00:57:12,121 --> 00:57:13,423 Don't touch me. 1026 00:57:13,456 --> 00:57:15,825 - No, no, no, no, no. - Please don't touch me. 1027 00:57:15,858 --> 00:57:17,427 Come on, sweetheart, listen. 1028 00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:20,463 Listen, I'm here for you. I'm here for this baby, okay? 1029 00:57:20,496 --> 00:57:24,367 - Please don't touch me. - I'm never gonna fuck up again, okay? 1030 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,337 Sister, can you come take this full body for my Insta? 1031 00:57:27,370 --> 00:57:29,172 I got some of these amazing angles, 1032 00:57:29,205 --> 00:57:32,141 but I can't get my face and my butt in the shot. 1033 00:57:32,175 --> 00:57:34,310 Bitch, are you deaf? 1034 00:59:20,550 --> 00:59:22,318 Oh, my God, Amber. 1035 00:59:22,352 --> 00:59:25,588 You have such a strong back. It's almost primal. 1036 00:59:25,621 --> 00:59:30,360 Are you a martial artist or something? 1037 00:59:30,393 --> 00:59:33,896 I just wanna say, I admire your commitment to personal expression. 1038 00:59:33,930 --> 00:59:36,199 - Mm. - It's almost humbling. 1039 00:59:36,232 --> 00:59:38,334 Julie Jo, hey. 1040 00:59:38,368 --> 00:59:41,270 I just wanna say, I was raised with sisters, 1041 00:59:41,304 --> 00:59:43,373 and I feel that strength in you. 1042 00:59:43,406 --> 00:59:46,442 See you on the other side. 1043 00:59:46,476 --> 00:59:50,980 Dear Vance Leroy, you are my favorite porn star. 1044 00:59:51,013 --> 00:59:53,349 It took me some digging to find you. 1045 00:59:53,383 --> 00:59:57,620 Most of the men reminded me of garbage collectors or my old stepdads, 1046 00:59:57,653 --> 01:00:01,090 but I like the way that you use your body almost like a gymnast, 1047 01:00:01,124 --> 01:00:03,459 and the fact that, like me, you have a scar 1048 01:00:03,493 --> 01:00:05,661 and you're not afraid to show it to the world. 1049 01:00:05,695 --> 01:00:08,364 You're not worried about looking perfect all the time, 1050 01:00:08,398 --> 01:00:11,000 and you even laugh occasionally while doing it. 1051 01:00:11,033 --> 01:00:13,569 I could do without the tattoos, but, guess what, 1052 01:00:13,603 --> 01:00:17,106 not everyone is perfect, least of all me. 1053 01:00:17,140 --> 01:00:18,941 You must have a lot of fans, 1054 01:00:18,975 --> 01:00:21,511 but I bet you don't have any like me. 1055 01:00:21,544 --> 01:00:24,547 For starters, I was a porn virgin until I met you, 1056 01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:27,650 and I was an actual virgin until like a month before that. 1057 01:00:27,683 --> 01:00:31,487 Speaking of me, Vance, I've had my heart broken. 1058 01:00:31,521 --> 01:00:34,157 I was having a clandestine affair with a married man 1059 01:00:34,190 --> 01:00:37,593 and I know, I know that makes me sound like I have no morals or scruples, 1060 01:00:37,627 --> 01:00:40,196 but the situation was very complicated. 1061 01:00:40,229 --> 01:00:43,166 You see, I'm not someone who was destined to find love, 1062 01:00:43,199 --> 01:00:46,035 and so when it appears in my path, I have to take it. 1063 01:00:46,068 --> 01:00:48,271 Judge me all you want, but I know my truth, Vance, 1064 01:00:48,304 --> 01:00:51,340 and I'm turning it over and over, trying to understand why 1065 01:00:51,374 --> 01:00:53,676 and how this could have happened to me. 1066 01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:57,680 I gave my soul and body to this man and promised him every fiber of my being 1067 01:00:57,713 --> 01:01:00,249 and every day of my future and then just in an instant... 1068 01:01:00,283 --> 01:01:03,362 - Sarah Jo, could you please go! - ...as fast as it began, his eyes turned black 1069 01:01:03,386 --> 01:01:05,421 - and I was nothing to him. - Just go! 1070 01:01:05,455 --> 01:01:07,290 And then it hit me, Vance, 1071 01:01:07,323 --> 01:01:11,194 as clear as the air after it rains in Malibu. 1072 01:01:11,227 --> 01:01:13,463 Am I bad at sex? 1073 01:01:13,496 --> 01:01:15,465 I thought I was good at it, 1074 01:01:15,498 --> 01:01:18,167 but maybe that's just because I had so much fun. 1075 01:01:18,201 --> 01:01:19,635 Suddenly I started to remember 1076 01:01:19,669 --> 01:01:22,205 not just the good and beautiful moments, 1077 01:01:22,238 --> 01:01:26,008 but I also remembered the parts where I was confused. 1078 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,049 No, no, no, baby, uh... 1079 01:01:33,082 --> 01:01:35,384 I don't know how to tell you. 1080 01:01:35,418 --> 01:01:37,787 Um, you don't have to like blow on it. 1081 01:01:37,821 --> 01:01:39,555 Or a little bit scared. 1082 01:01:39,589 --> 01:01:40,656 You all right? 1083 01:01:40,690 --> 01:01:43,192 Or it just didn't work. 1084 01:01:50,399 --> 01:01:51,767 Oww! 1085 01:01:51,802 --> 01:01:54,103 Maybe everything I didn't know how to do 1086 01:01:54,136 --> 01:01:56,205 made me impossible to truly love. 1087 01:01:56,239 --> 01:01:57,573 Fuckin' broke my dick. 1088 01:01:57,607 --> 01:02:00,042 And maybe if I knew it all, 1089 01:02:00,076 --> 01:02:01,744 nobody would ever have the chance 1090 01:02:01,777 --> 01:02:03,513 to do this to me again, 1091 01:02:03,546 --> 01:02:07,683 because, Vance, I cannot, I will not take it. 1092 01:02:07,717 --> 01:02:09,619 And so I must execute a plan. 1093 01:02:53,396 --> 01:02:56,532 I have to be brave. I have to be strong, like when I was a kid 1094 01:02:56,566 --> 01:02:59,702 and the doctor was taking blood and said, "This will just be a sharp stick," 1095 01:02:59,735 --> 01:03:02,171 and I would know it was going to hurt more than they said 1096 01:03:02,204 --> 01:03:04,875 and therefore beat them to it in my mind. 1097 01:03:04,908 --> 01:03:06,776 That was my power. 1098 01:03:09,412 --> 01:03:11,647 Good night, Vance. 1099 01:04:08,237 --> 01:04:10,406 But seriously, this job is kind of cool 1100 01:04:10,439 --> 01:04:12,441 because they have the catalog girls, you know. 1101 01:04:12,475 --> 01:04:15,578 Then if you really impress them, they'll have you work runway 1102 01:04:15,611 --> 01:04:18,214 and sometimes these, like, really big celebrity parties. 1103 01:04:18,247 --> 01:04:19,725 But they have to pay for that. 1104 01:04:19,749 --> 01:04:21,384 They can't just send you free clothes. 1105 01:04:21,417 --> 01:04:22,819 Mom, you're not listening. 1106 01:04:22,853 --> 01:04:24,453 The free clothes are a bonus. 1107 01:04:24,487 --> 01:04:26,389 Bonus? So you have a contract, or...? 1108 01:04:26,422 --> 01:04:28,424 - It's not about a contract. - Okay. 1109 01:04:28,457 --> 01:04:30,803 I get really frustrated because I always feel like I have to start 1110 01:04:30,827 --> 01:04:33,572 - from the beginning with you, and you're not listening. - I'm so sorry. 1111 01:04:33,596 --> 01:04:36,208 - So I post a photo from Double Kisses. - Got it. 1112 01:04:36,232 --> 01:04:38,701 I put "Double Kisses Ambassador," 1113 01:04:38,734 --> 01:04:40,937 or "Partner," sorry, in the hashtag. 1114 01:04:40,971 --> 01:04:44,774 Then they give me a special code. "Use my code for 10% off." 1115 01:04:44,808 --> 01:04:49,278 - So someone gets 10% off and you get money how? - Yeah. And then, basically, 1116 01:04:49,311 --> 01:04:52,581 if enough people click on my link, like you know when I do my... 1117 01:04:52,615 --> 01:04:55,718 - Just tell me you're not getting paid, it's fine. - I am getting paid! 1118 01:05:08,631 --> 01:05:10,399 Hey there, little creature. 1119 01:05:10,433 --> 01:05:12,568 Hello. Come in. 1120 01:05:14,603 --> 01:05:15,972 Nice spot. 1121 01:05:16,006 --> 01:05:17,773 So, you like pink? 1122 01:05:17,808 --> 01:05:20,443 Not really. Did you bring the stuff? 1123 01:05:20,476 --> 01:05:22,578 - Stuff? - The lube? 1124 01:05:22,611 --> 01:05:25,015 Uh... Oh, man, I plain forgot. 1125 01:05:36,625 --> 01:05:38,594 There's a lot of plastic in here. 1126 01:05:38,627 --> 01:05:40,629 Say, you're not gonna murder me, are you? 1127 01:05:40,663 --> 01:05:42,264 My mom's renovating. 1128 01:05:42,298 --> 01:05:44,266 Wait a minute, your mom's here? 1129 01:05:52,008 --> 01:05:53,476 Need me to go slower? 1130 01:05:54,577 --> 01:05:55,745 No. 1131 01:06:13,763 --> 01:06:15,899 Dear Vance Leroy, 1132 01:06:15,932 --> 01:06:17,767 is there a way to look into someone's eyes 1133 01:06:17,801 --> 01:06:19,502 and be sure that they won't kill you? 1134 01:06:19,535 --> 01:06:21,375 - Tell me when you're ready. - I'm ready. 1135 01:06:21,403 --> 01:06:22,738 - I'm ready. - I'm ready. 1136 01:06:22,772 --> 01:06:24,573 I don't mind a little rough-housing, 1137 01:06:24,607 --> 01:06:27,077 but I do, like most ladies, have a line. 1138 01:06:27,110 --> 01:06:31,413 Some of these guys go too fast, others go too slow. 1139 01:06:31,447 --> 01:06:34,026 Others don't realize they weigh twice as much as me, and others stay too long 1140 01:06:34,050 --> 01:06:37,596 - looking at my personal things and asking personal questions. - How bad do you want it? 1141 01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:40,656 - Bad. - Last night a man came in here hoping I would play dead 1142 01:06:40,689 --> 01:06:42,491 so that he could pretend to bury me. 1143 01:06:42,525 --> 01:06:44,861 Of course I said no because that is not on my list 1144 01:06:44,895 --> 01:06:46,695 and frankly it's a waste of my time, 1145 01:06:46,729 --> 01:06:49,632 but I kept thinking, "Vance will love this story." 1146 01:06:49,665 --> 01:06:51,968 I am also wondering if you prefer an untamed bush 1147 01:06:52,002 --> 01:06:53,569 or a quote-unquote "clean snatch." 1148 01:06:53,602 --> 01:06:55,504 - Are you ready? You sure? - Yes. 1149 01:06:55,538 --> 01:06:57,884 My research says that I have what are known as tiny titties, 1150 01:06:57,908 --> 01:07:00,709 although I do sort of wish I had big milky naturals, you know, jugs. 1151 01:07:00,743 --> 01:07:02,645 Really bad. 1152 01:07:02,678 --> 01:07:05,015 Maybe then some of these guys would just come, already. 1153 01:07:06,950 --> 01:07:08,784 Thank you for being a real friend. 1154 01:07:08,819 --> 01:07:12,388 Yours in truth, Sarah Jo. 1155 01:07:15,158 --> 01:07:18,694 Oh, Tre, of all the ridiculous things you could have done. 1156 01:07:18,727 --> 01:07:23,499 Mom, you've always taught me that self-expression is paramount. 1157 01:07:23,532 --> 01:07:26,435 Yeah, what happens when you get a great film role 1158 01:07:26,468 --> 01:07:28,504 that needs to feature your neck? 1159 01:07:28,537 --> 01:07:29,672 Then what? 1160 01:07:31,074 --> 01:07:33,810 And what does it even mean? 1161 01:07:33,844 --> 01:07:37,379 "God's favorite sinner." 1162 01:07:37,413 --> 01:07:40,683 It's a sick tattoo, Mama. 1163 01:07:44,087 --> 01:07:45,856 Hello. 1164 01:07:45,889 --> 01:07:48,457 Hey, what... Hey, what's up? 1165 01:07:48,490 --> 01:07:51,427 Nothing much. Do you wanna come in? 1166 01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:53,429 Sure. Um... 1167 01:07:53,462 --> 01:07:55,698 I'm Arvin. You can call me Arv, though. 1168 01:07:55,731 --> 01:07:57,399 Everybody calls me Arv. 1169 01:07:57,433 --> 01:08:00,536 You're Bernice, right? Do people ever call you Bernie? 1170 01:08:00,569 --> 01:08:03,472 I... I guess so, yeah. 1171 01:08:03,505 --> 01:08:08,111 Well, you look just as cute as the pictures. Um... do you want a spritzer? 1172 01:08:08,144 --> 01:08:12,082 Honestly, I'd rather just get to it, if you'd still like the blow job that I offered. 1173 01:08:12,115 --> 01:08:15,986 I mean... of course. 1174 01:08:16,019 --> 01:08:18,889 But... don't think I'm insane or anything, but... 1175 01:08:18,922 --> 01:08:22,926 don't you think they're a bit better with a little context, so to speak, or...? 1176 01:08:22,959 --> 01:08:26,029 No, I don't wanna do that. I just really wanna get to the blow job. 1177 01:08:26,062 --> 01:08:29,632 Okay, well, blow jobs might seem like a big deal to most guys, 1178 01:08:29,665 --> 01:08:32,534 but... I'm gonna let you in on a dirty little secret. 1179 01:08:32,568 --> 01:08:34,536 I... I see thousands of them a day. 1180 01:08:34,570 --> 01:08:36,772 I work in porn. 1181 01:08:36,806 --> 01:08:40,776 - You work in porn? - Yeah, not like a big shot like a porn star guy or anything, 1182 01:08:40,810 --> 01:08:42,645 but, you know, just an assistant. 1183 01:08:42,678 --> 01:08:45,681 I run around and grab water, shit like that. 1184 01:08:47,050 --> 01:08:49,185 So if you work in porn, does that mean 1185 01:08:49,219 --> 01:08:51,654 that you meet all of the porn celebrities though? 1186 01:08:51,687 --> 01:08:53,957 Yeah, a lot of them. 1187 01:08:53,990 --> 01:08:56,059 Have you met Vance Leroy? 1188 01:08:56,092 --> 01:08:59,162 You're a Vance Leroy fan. Classic. 1189 01:08:59,195 --> 01:09:00,696 Sweet guy. 1190 01:09:00,729 --> 01:09:02,765 Could you give him a letter I wrote for him? 1191 01:09:02,799 --> 01:09:04,566 A letter? 1192 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,037 Hey, you have Mom's back massager? 1193 01:09:07,070 --> 01:09:09,072 She's having a really bad spasm again. 1194 01:09:09,105 --> 01:09:11,507 - No, I don't have it. - Are you sure? 1195 01:09:11,540 --> 01:09:13,877 - I've never taken it. - Is someone in here? 1196 01:09:13,910 --> 01:09:15,245 No. 1197 01:09:15,278 --> 01:09:17,513 Oh, hey, I'm Arvin. 1198 01:09:17,546 --> 01:09:18,982 Hey. 1199 01:09:19,015 --> 01:09:20,649 Ow, my tattoo. 1200 01:09:20,683 --> 01:09:24,220 He's a friend from class and he's leaving any second now. 1201 01:09:28,825 --> 01:09:30,126 Nice jeans. 1202 01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:32,896 Almost got those shoes. 1203 01:09:32,929 --> 01:09:35,098 All right, bye, Marvin. 1204 01:09:35,131 --> 01:09:36,232 Bye. 1205 01:09:36,266 --> 01:09:38,500 Sarah Jo! 1206 01:09:38,534 --> 01:09:40,203 Who the hell is that? 1207 01:09:40,236 --> 01:09:41,805 She's my sister. 1208 01:09:41,838 --> 01:09:43,672 - She's cute. - I know. 1209 01:09:43,706 --> 01:09:45,108 She's not, like, cuter than you. 1210 01:09:45,141 --> 01:09:47,277 Listen, if you want the blow job that I offer you, 1211 01:09:47,310 --> 01:09:49,745 that's fine, but I... we... can we get started? 1212 01:09:49,778 --> 01:09:51,747 Because I have a lot of things I need to do. 1213 01:09:51,780 --> 01:09:54,017 Shit, okay, I'm sorry. Well, you know, 1214 01:09:54,050 --> 01:09:56,518 if you just want to hang out another time, that's fine. 1215 01:09:56,552 --> 01:09:58,188 No, I don't think so. 1216 01:09:58,221 --> 01:10:00,924 Okay, well, uh, I can grab that letter if you want. 1217 01:10:00,957 --> 01:10:02,725 Vance? 1218 01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:12,035 Jesus Christ, man. 1219 01:10:12,068 --> 01:10:14,004 Did you write a book over there or something? 1220 01:10:14,037 --> 01:10:15,571 Don't look. 1221 01:10:15,604 --> 01:10:17,173 How many chapters in that thing, man? 1222 01:10:17,207 --> 01:10:19,075 No? 1223 01:10:28,717 --> 01:10:30,954 This is a big act of trust. 1224 01:10:30,987 --> 01:10:32,255 Gotcha. 1225 01:10:32,288 --> 01:10:34,556 I am insane to do this. 1226 01:10:39,162 --> 01:10:41,865 But you know where to find me if he answers. 1227 01:10:44,334 --> 01:10:45,969 Well... 1228 01:10:50,173 --> 01:10:52,175 Enjoy the spritzers, and, uh... 1229 01:10:52,208 --> 01:10:54,110 I'll let you know how this goes. 1230 01:10:56,212 --> 01:10:57,679 Okay, later. 1231 01:10:58,848 --> 01:11:00,016 Goodbye. 1232 01:11:39,189 --> 01:11:43,692 Tali, can we get a... a little top-up over here? 1233 01:11:43,725 --> 01:11:45,095 Thank you, mama. 1234 01:12:01,978 --> 01:12:03,779 Thank you, Tali. 1235 01:12:03,813 --> 01:12:05,148 Any time. 1236 01:12:11,787 --> 01:12:12,989 That's Yuli? 1237 01:12:13,022 --> 01:12:16,658 Yeah. You wanna go say hi? 1238 01:12:18,161 --> 01:12:20,196 Can you pull your mask down a little? 1239 01:12:21,998 --> 01:12:23,199 My God, you're beautiful. 1240 01:12:23,233 --> 01:12:26,236 Perfect. Lips together, teeth apart. 1241 01:12:28,838 --> 01:12:30,840 Actually, maybe just smile. 1242 01:12:32,842 --> 01:12:34,944 Great. Now, you cannot go wrong with a smile. 1243 01:12:34,978 --> 01:12:37,981 I'm gonna get you a drink. What do you want? 1244 01:12:38,014 --> 01:12:39,715 I don't know. 1245 01:12:39,748 --> 01:12:41,084 Okay. 1246 01:12:41,117 --> 01:12:43,052 Uh... oh. 1247 01:12:43,086 --> 01:12:44,720 White wine. 1248 01:12:46,222 --> 01:12:49,225 Just gonna start with a simple white wine. 1249 01:12:54,097 --> 01:12:56,698 Okay. Yes, great. 1250 01:12:56,732 --> 01:12:57,901 Amazing. 1251 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:11,948 Hello. 1252 01:13:15,385 --> 01:13:16,886 Hello. 1253 01:13:21,224 --> 01:13:23,126 Do we know each other from somewhere? 1254 01:13:24,427 --> 01:13:25,761 No. 1255 01:13:25,795 --> 01:13:29,832 I just like your... 1256 01:13:29,866 --> 01:13:32,101 your shirt. 1257 01:13:32,135 --> 01:13:34,804 Okay. 1258 01:13:34,837 --> 01:13:36,272 Thanks. Yeah. 1259 01:13:36,306 --> 01:13:39,042 You know, it's a good shirt. 1260 01:13:40,510 --> 01:13:41,945 I like your bow. 1261 01:13:41,978 --> 01:13:44,147 You don't see those every day. 1262 01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:45,315 Thank you. 1263 01:13:45,348 --> 01:13:47,116 I don't go out very much 1264 01:13:47,150 --> 01:13:50,520 and so I thought I'd put in a little special decoration. 1265 01:13:50,553 --> 01:13:54,424 Yeah, well, you know, you look like a little Christmas tree. 1266 01:13:58,461 --> 01:13:59,829 Oh, yo! 1267 01:13:59,862 --> 01:14:02,065 What... Uh... 1268 01:14:02,098 --> 01:14:03,765 You didn't want me to touch you? 1269 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:06,936 No, wait, you know, I didn't say all that, but... 1270 01:14:06,970 --> 01:14:09,439 I like your face. 1271 01:14:14,510 --> 01:14:17,880 You are a weird 1272 01:14:17,914 --> 01:14:20,782 and lovely surprise. 1273 01:14:23,953 --> 01:14:25,321 You wanna hear a secret? 1274 01:14:32,295 --> 01:14:34,864 I control the music here. 1275 01:14:36,332 --> 01:14:38,935 You wanna do some coke? 1276 01:14:44,073 --> 01:14:46,943 Hey, Tali, you can go. 1277 01:14:46,976 --> 01:14:48,578 I'll lock up, ma. 1278 01:14:48,611 --> 01:14:50,880 Oh. Fancy that. 1279 01:14:54,917 --> 01:14:56,953 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm... 1280 01:14:56,986 --> 01:14:59,122 - Mmm. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1281 01:14:59,155 --> 01:15:00,256 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 1282 01:15:07,397 --> 01:15:09,465 Whoa. 1283 01:15:09,499 --> 01:15:11,467 Ow! 1284 01:15:11,501 --> 01:15:13,069 You okay? 1285 01:15:13,102 --> 01:15:14,437 Yeah. 1286 01:15:19,309 --> 01:15:20,943 I feel happy. 1287 01:15:22,078 --> 01:15:24,414 Do you want a blow job? 1288 01:15:24,447 --> 01:15:25,848 Hmm? 1289 01:15:25,882 --> 01:15:29,218 I wanna give you a blow job. 1290 01:15:29,252 --> 01:15:31,421 I wanna fuck you. 1291 01:15:31,454 --> 01:15:34,257 I wanna give you a blow job. 1292 01:15:45,201 --> 01:15:48,237 I said blow job. I only said blow job. 1293 01:15:50,073 --> 01:15:52,108 Uh, I'm confused. 1294 01:15:52,141 --> 01:15:54,010 I mean, I'm... 1295 01:15:54,043 --> 01:15:55,545 ...like... 1296 01:15:55,578 --> 01:15:57,613 I mean, come on. 1297 01:15:59,082 --> 01:16:01,484 But I'm... 1298 01:16:01,517 --> 01:16:04,620 I'm really, really sorry about your dress. 1299 01:16:29,245 --> 01:16:30,646 Hang on, I can't hear you. 1300 01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:32,915 I'm trying to take a picture of my breakfast. 1301 01:16:32,949 --> 01:16:35,385 - Portrait mode... - Well, they used to make this 1302 01:16:35,418 --> 01:16:38,121 at all the fancy boutique hotels so I did my version. 1303 01:16:38,154 --> 01:16:40,523 Tell me if you like it. 1304 01:16:40,556 --> 01:16:43,693 Can you stop scratching your vagina? 1305 01:16:43,726 --> 01:16:45,261 I'm not scratching my vagina. 1306 01:16:45,294 --> 01:16:47,330 - You really fuckin' are. - Am not. 1307 01:16:47,363 --> 01:16:49,399 I will pay you both a million dollars 1308 01:16:49,432 --> 01:16:50,933 to not say "vagina" before 10 a.m. 1309 01:16:50,967 --> 01:16:53,603 Okay, fine, then stop scratching "it." 1310 01:16:53,636 --> 01:16:55,371 Honey, are you okay? 1311 01:16:55,405 --> 01:16:57,340 Is it a wiping thing? 1312 01:16:57,373 --> 01:17:00,276 Maybe take an oatmeal bath or something? 1313 01:17:12,355 --> 01:17:16,025 Yo, guys, it's your boy, Vance. I'm not even kidding. Someone's gotta call the cops. 1314 01:17:16,058 --> 01:17:17,627 I got too many boobs up in my face. 1315 01:17:17,660 --> 01:17:20,263 I'm worried I'm gonna suffocate. 1316 01:17:20,296 --> 01:17:24,033 You know, before you girls went busting on in here, I was about to have... 1317 01:17:24,066 --> 01:17:27,336 - Sarah Jo? - ...a major epiphany on this graffiti I'm working on. 1318 01:17:27,370 --> 01:17:29,172 It's Mercedes. 1319 01:17:29,205 --> 01:17:32,074 We've missed you in class. 1320 01:17:32,108 --> 01:17:34,377 I know you're not at your placement 1321 01:17:34,410 --> 01:17:36,412 at Josh and Heather's anymore. 1322 01:17:36,446 --> 01:17:38,714 They didn't give a reason for your departure. 1323 01:17:38,748 --> 01:17:40,516 Are you okay, Sarah Jo? 1324 01:17:42,151 --> 01:17:43,719 I don't know what's going on with you 1325 01:17:43,753 --> 01:17:45,188 at home or in your heart, 1326 01:17:45,221 --> 01:17:46,989 but you're such a good care giver. 1327 01:17:47,023 --> 01:17:49,225 It would be a shame if you stopped helping these kids, 1328 01:17:49,258 --> 01:17:51,194 because they really need you. 1329 01:17:51,227 --> 01:17:54,764 We have a girl in Pasadena who needs someone. 1330 01:17:54,798 --> 01:17:58,534 Her name is Laila. She has cerebral palsy. 1331 01:17:58,568 --> 01:18:00,970 I think you two would really love each other. 1332 01:18:13,282 --> 01:18:15,585 All right, fuck it. 1333 01:18:15,618 --> 01:18:18,397 Which one of you healing queens wants to take a ride on papa's shoulders? 1334 01:18:18,421 --> 01:18:20,022 That's it. 1335 01:18:22,258 --> 01:18:24,627 I'm in goddamn love, you guys. 1336 01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:26,395 You're my best friends. 1337 01:18:26,429 --> 01:18:28,397 My best fuckin' friends. 1338 01:18:28,431 --> 01:18:30,533 I'm dead without you. 1339 01:18:30,566 --> 01:18:33,804 D-E-A-D. I think that's how you spell it. 1340 01:18:33,837 --> 01:18:36,172 - Go! - Let's go. Good boy. 1341 01:18:36,205 --> 01:18:38,107 - Good boy! - Look at the man! 1342 01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:40,319 - This is a fun walk! - Look at the man! 1343 01:18:40,343 --> 01:18:42,421 - This is a fun walk! - Look at the man! 1344 01:18:42,445 --> 01:18:45,314 It's a good day. We're walking in the sunshine. 1345 01:18:49,752 --> 01:18:52,221 - Hey! - Hold on. 1346 01:18:52,255 --> 01:18:55,625 Just so you know, in the last month, 1347 01:18:55,658 --> 01:18:58,461 I've done anal and I've done bukkake 1348 01:18:58,494 --> 01:19:00,630 and cream pie and fisting 1349 01:19:00,663 --> 01:19:04,166 and a hand job and rimming and pegging and all of it! 1350 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,068 What the fuck, Sarah Jo? 1351 01:19:06,102 --> 01:19:09,205 Oh, and I almost gave Yuli a blow job. 1352 01:19:09,238 --> 01:19:11,674 - Sarah. - Are you fucking kidding me? 1353 01:19:11,707 --> 01:19:15,846 You're the most fucking, obnoxious person I've ever met. 1354 01:19:15,879 --> 01:19:17,580 Take him, take him. 1355 01:19:17,613 --> 01:19:19,682 I'm holding the baby, you pick him up. 1356 01:19:19,715 --> 01:19:22,118 I still have stitches in my vagina. 1357 01:19:22,151 --> 01:19:23,595 - Can you pick this...? - Come on, Z, Z. 1358 01:19:23,619 --> 01:19:25,664 He doesn't wanna go up. You told him he's taking a walk, 1359 01:19:25,688 --> 01:19:28,267 - and now we're not gonna take the walk? - I don't want to take a walk. 1360 01:19:28,291 --> 01:19:30,293 I didn't know she was gonna be there. 1361 01:19:30,326 --> 01:19:33,396 She might be hiding in the fucking bushes, you fucking asshole. 1362 01:19:33,429 --> 01:19:36,165 Watch your language. What is the matter with you? 1363 01:19:36,198 --> 01:19:39,177 - Hey, what is the matter with me? - Get a hold of yourself. 1364 01:19:39,201 --> 01:19:41,437 Are you kidding? Get a hold of myself? 1365 01:19:41,470 --> 01:19:45,241 - Great, stand there and scream. That's awesome, good for you. - You monster! 1366 01:20:23,546 --> 01:20:25,581 SJ. 1367 01:20:25,615 --> 01:20:27,483 I need you for a sec. 1368 01:20:27,516 --> 01:20:29,218 One second! 1369 01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:39,595 Wow! 1370 01:20:39,629 --> 01:20:40,797 Right? 1371 01:20:40,831 --> 01:20:42,833 You look so beautiful. 1372 01:20:44,935 --> 01:20:46,502 How sick is this? 1373 01:20:46,535 --> 01:20:47,670 The company I'm working with 1374 01:20:47,703 --> 01:20:50,206 is sending me the sickest shit. 1375 01:20:50,239 --> 01:20:51,875 Can you do pics? 1376 01:20:53,209 --> 01:20:55,411 Your bed is amazing for this. 1377 01:20:55,444 --> 01:20:57,380 Do we want flowers? 1378 01:20:57,413 --> 01:20:58,514 No. 1379 01:21:04,387 --> 01:21:05,488 Should I do the fan? 1380 01:21:05,521 --> 01:21:07,289 Mm-hmm. 1381 01:21:07,323 --> 01:21:09,225 Lay it around. 1382 01:21:15,698 --> 01:21:17,366 Who was that guy the other day? 1383 01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:18,835 Let me see. 1384 01:21:18,869 --> 01:21:21,504 Nobody. It was just some... some guy from class. 1385 01:21:24,306 --> 01:21:26,843 Eww! Cute. 1386 01:21:28,244 --> 01:21:30,814 Do you like him? 1387 01:21:30,847 --> 01:21:33,649 - No. - Do you even get crushes? 1388 01:21:34,750 --> 01:21:35,819 Not really. 1389 01:21:35,852 --> 01:21:37,620 Ugh. I don't get it. 1390 01:21:37,653 --> 01:21:39,488 I feel like I have to have a crush, 1391 01:21:39,522 --> 01:21:41,323 like I was born with a crush. 1392 01:21:41,357 --> 01:21:44,861 I was like in the nursery crushing on a fetus. 1393 01:21:44,895 --> 01:21:46,429 Are you still sad about Harder? 1394 01:21:46,462 --> 01:21:50,499 That dude? Fuck no. He can barely read. 1395 01:21:50,533 --> 01:21:52,768 How do you get over them so quickly? 1396 01:21:52,803 --> 01:21:55,972 'Cause there's literally a million of them. 1397 01:21:56,006 --> 01:21:58,809 You saw how many fucking husbands mom had. 1398 01:21:58,842 --> 01:22:00,242 It was like a joke. 1399 01:22:00,276 --> 01:22:01,812 I can't get their faces straight. 1400 01:22:01,845 --> 01:22:03,579 It's like one big denim lap. 1401 01:22:03,612 --> 01:22:06,282 "Me Eric, me Bob, me..." 1402 01:22:06,315 --> 01:22:08,584 You remember how mom used to have you scare off 1403 01:22:08,617 --> 01:22:11,420 her really bad one-night stands? 1404 01:22:11,454 --> 01:22:13,789 Like, you in that cat costume. 1405 01:22:13,824 --> 01:22:16,026 You'd be like drinking water from one bowl, 1406 01:22:16,059 --> 01:22:18,294 eating your yogurt from the other fucking bowl. 1407 01:22:18,327 --> 01:22:20,864 Like rubbing your butt on the wall, 1408 01:22:20,897 --> 01:22:22,465 flicking your tail, 1409 01:22:22,498 --> 01:22:24,633 meowing, purring. 1410 01:22:24,667 --> 01:22:27,804 And we'd just be like, "Oh, yeah, that's just our family cat." 1411 01:22:27,838 --> 01:22:30,606 And then I'd hiss at them when they'd leave. 1412 01:22:30,639 --> 01:22:32,608 That's the thing, SJ. 1413 01:22:32,641 --> 01:22:34,510 Say what you will about mom, 1414 01:22:34,543 --> 01:22:37,881 but she understands this one important fact: 1415 01:22:37,914 --> 01:22:40,349 there's always another one. 1416 01:22:40,382 --> 01:22:42,318 And another one. 1417 01:22:42,351 --> 01:22:43,887 And another one. 1418 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,990 Like, you can literally replace the feeling 1419 01:22:47,023 --> 01:22:50,292 with an even better one than you expected. 1420 01:22:50,326 --> 01:22:51,862 Always. 1421 01:22:54,463 --> 01:22:56,032 Sir? Mark, sir. 1422 01:22:56,066 --> 01:22:58,935 I'm just kindly checking in about rent again, Mark. 1423 01:22:58,969 --> 01:23:00,569 - Howdy. - Mark... 1424 01:23:02,538 --> 01:23:05,374 What are you doing here? 1425 01:23:05,407 --> 01:23:06,877 Meet me over there. 1426 01:23:13,049 --> 01:23:14,550 You like your presents? 1427 01:23:14,583 --> 01:23:17,586 Yes. The lights and the DVD were very neat. 1428 01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:19,688 Well, I got something a whole lot better. 1429 01:23:19,722 --> 01:23:21,724 Arvin, I don't have time for a big chat right now. 1430 01:23:21,757 --> 01:23:23,526 I'm very busy, I don't have time. 1431 01:23:23,559 --> 01:23:25,594 What, more blow jobs or...? 1432 01:23:26,695 --> 01:23:27,998 Tough crowd. Um... 1433 01:23:28,031 --> 01:23:30,466 Well... 1434 01:23:30,499 --> 01:23:32,668 Take this. Watch it alone in your room later. 1435 01:23:32,701 --> 01:23:34,037 It's, um... 1436 01:23:34,070 --> 01:23:37,540 I'll be back to get the praise I deserve, 1437 01:23:37,573 --> 01:23:40,576 'cause Arvin's really outdone himself today. 1438 01:23:42,946 --> 01:23:44,613 So, I'll see you later, right? 1439 01:23:44,647 --> 01:23:45,849 No. 1440 01:23:45,882 --> 01:23:48,350 Sick. I'll see you later. 1441 01:24:12,943 --> 01:24:15,678 - Hey, Vance, what's up, man? - Yo. 1442 01:24:15,711 --> 01:24:18,557 Sorry to bug you, but did you have a chance to check on my friend's letter to you? 1443 01:24:18,581 --> 01:24:20,482 Oh, shit, man, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1444 01:24:20,516 --> 01:24:23,385 - Are you recording right now? - Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1445 01:24:23,419 --> 01:24:25,454 Come here. Come here, Come here, this way. 1446 01:24:25,487 --> 01:24:26,890 Follow me, follow me, follow me. 1447 01:24:26,923 --> 01:24:28,058 This light good? 1448 01:24:28,091 --> 01:24:29,826 - Uh, yeah, bro. - Cool. 1449 01:24:31,660 --> 01:24:33,629 Hey, Sarah Jo. 1450 01:24:33,662 --> 01:24:37,834 I read your letters. They were so meaningful to me. 1451 01:24:37,868 --> 01:24:40,780 You really poured your heart out and you showed me that the way I do my thing 1452 01:24:40,804 --> 01:24:43,182 made you more free in yourself, and that shit is very beautiful to me. 1453 01:24:43,206 --> 01:24:45,842 I mean, I ain't gonna lie, teared the fuck up. 1454 01:24:45,876 --> 01:24:48,544 Now, I know you're going through a heartbreak right now, 1455 01:24:48,577 --> 01:24:51,882 but I just wanna say that shit did not happen because you didn't fuck right, okay? 1456 01:24:51,915 --> 01:24:53,917 People split up for all kinds of fucking reasons, 1457 01:24:53,950 --> 01:24:56,785 and it's very rarely because someone isn't a sex genius. 1458 01:24:56,820 --> 01:24:58,021 You know why? 1459 01:24:58,054 --> 01:24:59,923 Nobody is a sex genius. 1460 01:24:59,956 --> 01:25:02,926 Nobody. Not even your boy Vance. 1461 01:25:02,959 --> 01:25:05,037 Look, good sex requires chemistry between two people, 1462 01:25:05,061 --> 01:25:06,762 and two people who care. 1463 01:25:06,796 --> 01:25:10,000 I mean... somebody would think I'm bad at sex 1464 01:25:10,033 --> 01:25:12,002 if it's the wrong situation, and as you know, 1465 01:25:12,035 --> 01:25:14,070 uh, I'm considered kind of an expert in the field. 1466 01:25:14,104 --> 01:25:16,106 So this is what I want you to do, okay? 1467 01:25:16,139 --> 01:25:17,874 I want you to stop. 1468 01:25:17,908 --> 01:25:19,876 Stop striving to please everyone else, right? 1469 01:25:19,910 --> 01:25:21,777 Start striving to please you. 1470 01:25:21,811 --> 01:25:23,712 You're with a guy and the conversation's dead 1471 01:25:23,746 --> 01:25:25,614 and your pussy feels dead, you shut it down. 1472 01:25:25,648 --> 01:25:27,759 You're with a guy and he's hot but you feel like in a month 1473 01:25:27,783 --> 01:25:29,829 you're gonna have to take out a restraining order, boom... 1474 01:25:29,853 --> 01:25:32,155 you shut that shit down. 1475 01:25:32,188 --> 01:25:35,624 You keep focusing on you and try to find your real true kinks, 1476 01:25:35,658 --> 01:25:37,693 the rest of it's gonna work itself out. 1477 01:25:37,726 --> 01:25:40,964 Oh, and shit, yeah, you be proud of your fuckin' scars. 1478 01:25:40,997 --> 01:25:44,034 Be proud of your fuckin' scars. Be proud of your fuckin' scars. 1479 01:25:44,067 --> 01:25:47,070 I thank my stepfather every day for this honker, you know why? 1480 01:25:47,103 --> 01:25:49,705 'Cause it set me apart, it made me the big bucks. 1481 01:25:49,738 --> 01:25:52,541 I mean, look at this shit. I'm in California, baby. 1482 01:25:52,574 --> 01:25:56,212 Difference is something to celebrate and rock hard. 1483 01:25:57,881 --> 01:26:00,083 Big love, girl. 1484 01:26:00,116 --> 01:26:01,784 Thank you so much, dude, 1485 01:26:01,818 --> 01:26:04,753 but her name's actually Bernice, so do you... 1486 01:26:27,643 --> 01:26:29,145 No! 1487 01:26:29,179 --> 01:26:31,181 You got me with my meatball! 1488 01:26:31,214 --> 01:26:32,849 - No! - Food fight! 1489 01:26:36,219 --> 01:26:37,553 No! 1490 01:26:37,586 --> 01:26:39,923 No! 1491 01:26:39,956 --> 01:26:42,993 We have to resuscitate. Resuscitate! 1492 01:26:43,026 --> 01:26:44,693 Are you alive? 1493 01:26:44,727 --> 01:26:46,229 - Yeah. - Yes! 1494 01:26:46,262 --> 01:26:48,898 Laila is such a sweet little girl. 1495 01:26:48,932 --> 01:26:51,600 She's so happy 1496 01:26:51,633 --> 01:26:54,603 and she's so determined 1497 01:26:54,636 --> 01:26:56,772 and she never lets her pain get in the way. 1498 01:26:56,806 --> 01:26:58,208 Like you. 1499 01:26:58,241 --> 01:26:59,876 What? 1500 01:26:59,909 --> 01:27:02,644 When you were little and you had all those surgeries. 1501 01:27:02,678 --> 01:27:05,281 You still went to school. 1502 01:27:05,315 --> 01:27:08,151 You still showed up at Girl Scouts. 1503 01:27:08,184 --> 01:27:10,719 Swam every day. 1504 01:27:12,621 --> 01:27:14,858 She's a special little girl. 1505 01:27:14,891 --> 01:27:16,592 Like you. 1506 01:27:18,128 --> 01:27:19,829 It's true. 1507 01:27:21,931 --> 01:27:24,801 Can you pass me my phone? 1508 01:27:34,610 --> 01:27:36,012 Wait, I'm going wide. 1509 01:27:36,046 --> 01:27:37,247 Oh, no! 1510 01:27:38,882 --> 01:27:41,985 - Bernie, what's up? What's up? - Hi. 1511 01:27:42,018 --> 01:27:43,353 Um, whew! 1512 01:27:43,386 --> 01:27:45,587 Can't believe you actually wanna hang out. 1513 01:27:45,621 --> 01:27:47,257 Never thought I'd see the day. 1514 01:27:47,290 --> 01:27:49,059 Well... 1515 01:27:49,092 --> 01:27:51,127 tonight I'd put the spritzers to rest and... 1516 01:27:53,830 --> 01:27:55,597 brought out the big boys. 1517 01:27:55,631 --> 01:27:58,068 You know, since we're real homies, 1518 01:27:58,101 --> 01:27:59,836 I found this appropriate. 1519 01:27:59,869 --> 01:28:03,306 It was very nice what you did for me, Arvin. 1520 01:28:03,339 --> 01:28:05,008 I mean, it's all in a day's work. 1521 01:28:05,041 --> 01:28:07,243 It's all in a day's freakin' work. 1522 01:28:07,277 --> 01:28:10,146 Though I do need to find a place to stay 1523 01:28:10,180 --> 01:28:12,648 'cause somebody at the Electra warehouse 1524 01:28:12,681 --> 01:28:14,683 got tested positive for Covid-19... 1525 01:28:14,716 --> 01:28:17,020 Oh, no, no, it wasn't me. 1526 01:28:17,053 --> 01:28:20,290 It had nothing to do with me. I don't even know the guy. 1527 01:28:20,323 --> 01:28:23,026 But, you know, it's not like it would stop me anyways. 1528 01:28:23,059 --> 01:28:25,328 I... just keep going and... 1529 01:28:43,046 --> 01:28:44,314 - Oh, sorry. - Sorry. 1530 01:28:44,347 --> 01:28:45,882 Jinx. 1531 01:28:45,915 --> 01:28:47,793 - You owe me a rim job. - You owe me a soda pop. 1532 01:28:47,817 --> 01:28:49,385 I'm just gonna shut up and enjoy this. 1533 01:29:06,069 --> 01:29:07,736 This feels really good. 1534 01:29:19,949 --> 01:29:21,985 - Just keep going. - Okay. 1535 01:29:27,090 --> 01:29:28,158 You okay? 1536 01:29:29,926 --> 01:29:30,960 Shh-shh, wait... 1537 01:29:53,149 --> 01:29:55,485 Okay, good, good. 1538 01:31:45,128 --> 01:31:47,030 No! 1539 01:31:48,097 --> 01:31:50,500 Stay wild. 1540 01:31:58,308 --> 01:32:01,511 Stay wild... 1541 01:32:01,544 --> 01:32:02,945 Yeah! 110998