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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,250 No. 2 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,395 See you later. 3 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:54,948 Is the pool free? 4 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,992 Uh, one other lady. Soaking. 5 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:01,663 Oh. Not ideal. Hell is other people, right? 6 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,007 That was billionaire investor Jesse Bloom 7 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:16,261 talking at a digital conference to private equity investors 8 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,263 and investment bankers this week, 9 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,849 about his latest wager on what he believes 10 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,351 will be a rough stretch for American Corporations, 11 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:26,020 due to the economic hit brought by the coronavirus... 12 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,541 Harp, you still on the line? 13 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,108 - Yeah. - How many hours 14 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,585 are you spending away from your rig? 15 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:33,778 Hey. What are we doing about sales credits 16 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,196 on this Rican deal? 17 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,698 I just feel like I've really kept 18 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,008 the relationship with Felim ticking. 19 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:39,868 So, I was thinking that we could go halves? 20 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,536 Trickle-down economics. 21 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:43,539 That presupposes that I'm beneath you. 22 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:46,541 Let's discuss that tomorrow. You need to come in. 23 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:48,418 Everyone's back in the office. 24 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,858 - I lost you. - Yeah. Sorry, 25 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:54,966 it's super temperamental. 26 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:56,926 How many weeks' grace have I given you, 27 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,262 while people have been trickling back in? 28 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,097 - I'm not gonna keep asking. - I... 29 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,366 You've been out long enough. 30 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,058 You know that I'm better placed here. 31 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,604 It is better for me to be here, I don't know that I can... 32 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:11,733 You're invisible where you are, and trust me, 33 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:15,403 from tomorrow morning, you don't want to be invisible. 34 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,071 What's tomorrow morning? 35 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:20,283 New York is sending over some emissary. 36 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:23,328 What, to "spy" on us? 37 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,039 Usually they run it past me 38 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,166 when they add headcount to my desk. 39 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,335 It doesn't smell good. 40 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,589 A year is too long to be on your own. 41 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,136 Tomorrow please. 42 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:10,208 Floor eight. Doors opening. 43 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,382 Hey. 44 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,803 Listen, I know... 45 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,076 Did you change your number? 46 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:49,080 I've had the same number since I was nine. 47 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,795 Can't remember the last time I pissed in public. 48 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,008 I'd advise using one of the cubicles. 49 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,513 Germaphobe? 50 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:09,684 No. 51 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,027 Okay, look. I just wanna be cordial. 52 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,695 I don't want any issue that we have, 53 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:21,821 to affect our work. 54 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,033 We don't have an issue. 55 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,369 Welcome back. 56 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,633 Bitch. 57 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:43,885 Cunt. 58 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,391 This balding bureaucrat has made zero dollars of profit... 59 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,173 Despite trading flows 60 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:55,480 and volumes booming, I think we're still prudent 61 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:58,232 to lean out our operation, while the going's good. 62 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:01,944 Cost cutting in good times is... Is doubly wise to my mind, 63 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,155 and again, frankly, we'll be looking 64 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:08,326 to subsume either New York CPS into London CPS or vice versa. 65 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:10,953 Trading from home has shown us, we can do more with less. 66 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,456 Sorry. Daniel Van Deventer. 67 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,042 My apologies. Dan is an Executive Director, 68 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:17,627 joining you from CPS New York. 69 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:22,298 - New York by way of New Haven. - Sorry. Uh, who subsumes who? 70 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:23,466 I've, uh, missed you, Eric. 71 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,110 Good to see you again, Danny, but I'm talking 72 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,302 to your boss here. 73 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:29,305 Daniel's worryingly young for someone I trust so much. 74 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:33,434 I'm telling you, if... if you take the best minds 75 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:37,814 and mouths away from the point of execution in London, 76 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,565 you are out of your mind. 77 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,567 The contrast between our COVID-era profits 78 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,820 and the absolute hell of mom-and-pop shops 79 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,947 on Main Street couldn't be starker. 80 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,115 Now, it may be an idea, 81 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,200 to leave your Pierpoint insignia gym bags behind 82 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,344 next time you go to whatever 83 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,453 black cod serving enclave is now de rigueur. 84 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:56,249 So, the mothership wants us to stay classy? 85 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,543 Just be considerate. 86 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:01,587 If you don't mind me asking, how do we protect ourselves? 87 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,357 Might as well say what you are all thinking. 88 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:06,008 Production. The people covering the biggest accounts 89 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,718 and those bringing in new clients. 90 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,721 Your worth at the firm is who you know outside the firm 91 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,932 and how those relationships are monetized. 92 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:15,434 Guys, this is just the reality. 93 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:18,479 We know we operate as a team, right? 94 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,731 Fleet of boats on the same tide. 95 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,441 Okay. Oh, joy. 96 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:25,862 Okay, there he goes. 97 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,114 All right, team, I've got 98 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,992 bullying and harassment training all day. 99 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:32,618 Hopefully, I'll pick up some tips. 100 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,471 Really looking forward with working with all of you. 101 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,789 Have a good day. 102 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,624 It took me a while to find my feet, 103 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,501 before I got a bit more established. 104 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,770 How've you found your first few weeks 105 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,546 - on the desk? - Oh, what I expected. 106 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,857 I just think of Foreign Exchange 107 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,841 as a bureau de change with pretensions. 108 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:48,759 I actually applied for the CPS desk. 109 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,511 It's got a good reputation on the street. 110 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:53,097 Yeah, unfounded. 111 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,141 Joking, obviously. It's a stellar team. 112 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:58,227 There is nothing more useless than Rishi's daily update. 113 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,038 He's never knowingly correct about the market. 114 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,064 CPS are living on reputation alone. 115 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,775 Nobody knows who's driving the car there anymore anyway. 116 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,360 No wonder New York is on to them. 117 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,696 -Hope it doesn't affect us -They're close-knit. 118 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,948 Yo! Does anyone know what a fucking SPAC is? 119 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,325 One way of putting it. 120 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:15,369 Or you could just call them a bag of cunts! 121 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,372 I think that word's pretty unacceptable. 122 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,627 Unless you really love the person, right? 123 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,088 So, Howard Stern. 124 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,257 You're welcome back to the party. Not here. 125 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,930 Why were you late? 126 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:37,016 Oh, I was just hyping myself up. 127 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,061 Can you get me a coffee? Only if you're getting one. 128 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:43,105 - Oh, I wasn't. - You'll want one eventually. 129 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:47,944 - I can go out. - Harper's getting me one. 130 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,655 Sure. 131 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,074 And, Bob, don't think I've not noticed 132 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:55,076 you haven't made a single outgoing call 133 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,494 since we've been back. I know, 134 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,246 you've been dealing with incoming. 135 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,915 You're not just a catcher, you're a pitcher. 136 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,751 You were in that meeting. 137 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,131 Look, breathe on your hand. 138 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,805 See? You're alive after all. 139 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,157 I was just doing my digest email. 140 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:19,058 Nobody... Nobody reads that email. 141 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:22,812 It's getting denser than Dostoyevsky. And less fun. 142 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:27,733 S&P up one percent. Ten-year, boring. Dollar, lower. 143 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:31,612 A digest is meant to be digestible! 144 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:37,660 Hello. Oh, you wanna speak to the infamous Bob? 145 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:42,206 Putting you through now. They wanna speak to Robert Ford. 146 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:46,002 That you? The coward Robert Ford? 147 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,211 I'm not scared. 148 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,924 Go to the dormant client list 149 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,135 and call the least active account. 150 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:57,596 Today. 151 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,443 - Hey. Who's sitting here? - New York said keep it empty. 152 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,654 What, for the new stiff? 153 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:19,076 Hey, can we circle back on that sales credit convo? 154 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,536 Hey, how about that coffee? 155 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,226 My parents got stuck 156 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,877 in Saint-Tropez. So ensconced themselves 157 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,837 in some villa at some inordinate price, 158 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,381 but I'm sure they are yet to fully mentally contend with. 159 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,842 - The food is vile. - Yeah, at 60 quid a crudité 160 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:36,719 at Cinquante Cinq, it's hard to go wrong. 161 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,238 Personally, I'm very proud of the fact 162 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:40,931 I went to two media-confirmed super-spreader events 163 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,558 and managed not to catch anything. 164 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:46,228 Ah, the blessings of privilege. It's like a halo. 165 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,064 Yeah, it's better than any mask. 166 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,232 Oh, is that soy? 167 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:58,824 Yo, Stern, didn't you back up Nicole at Mallon Mercer? 168 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,453 Honestly, don't waste your time. 169 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,956 Your buddy Yasmin's talking to that fund outta Brevan. 170 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,000 Jump on and show him you're a more sophisticated 171 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,460 touch point into our offering. 172 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,920 Are we stepping across FX accounts? 173 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,880 Fleet of ships on the same tide? 174 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:15,734 Let's make sure we're the biggest boat. 175 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,611 Are you worried that New York is outperforming us? 176 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:21,180 Hook into that call with FX. Today, please. 177 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:23,224 Is anyone here young enough to give a fuck 178 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:24,307 about meme stocks? 179 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,268 'Cause people keep asking me about 'em! 180 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,400 Look, Yas, this may be our last 181 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,902 professional phone call. 182 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,865 - Why is that? - I'll explain more later. 183 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,490 Yeah, I know it's a bit rogue to have a party on a weeknight, 184 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,409 but a career doesn't blow up every day. 185 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:45,079 Hi, Maxim, this is Harper Stern from Cross Product. 186 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,850 I Just wanted to let you know that, um, 187 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,794 we are very much here, if you need any flow 188 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:55,631 or color-slash-currency ideas from the CPS end. 189 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,678 Uh, no. But I shouldn't be surprised. 190 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:01,971 Maxim, as you know, 191 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,931 the layup trade over the past 12 months 192 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,642 has been selling the dollar and... 193 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:11,897 And? 194 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:15,860 And... 195 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:19,196 And? 196 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,220 - Can I help you? - Did I do something funny? 197 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,141 No. But, uh... 198 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,602 I'm amused. 199 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,442 I'm sorry, do we have a fucking problem? 200 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,694 Uh, Harper, I think about you 201 00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,779 less than I think about climate change. 202 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,823 Actually, do you want a guided tour 203 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,617 of your irrelevancy to me? 204 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,619 Yeah? Okay, let's do that. 205 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,083 My problem is that we've had an empty seat 206 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,545 on this fucking desk, since the rest of us came back. 207 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,963 Now, I'm glad you've had the shame 208 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:22,134 to execute through other traders during your extended vacay. 209 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,945 Does that mean when I ask you for a price now, 210 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,554 you're not gonna give me a price? 211 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,724 Fuck no, that privilege is reserved for people 212 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,392 who actually fucking work here, Harper. 213 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,102 I put in 12-hour days. 214 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,898 Drifting around a hotel suite, brewing coffee, 215 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,984 and attacking yourself does not make a job of work. 216 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,253 You're only God in your own head 217 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,196 because none of us see it on the tape. 218 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,822 None of it is monetized. 219 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,369 You gonna let him talk to me like that? 220 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,995 Go on, run to Daddy. 221 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,789 Let him? I'm not your keeper. 222 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,291 I shouldn't have to listen in to your calls 223 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,793 to make sure you can do your job. 224 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,381 Well, maybe I'm your fucking keeper. 225 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,466 - We should remember that. - Okay. 226 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,347 Off the desk, right now. 227 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,568 Oh, they're off 228 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,778 for another one of their secret powwows. 229 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,655 Like some Jeremy Kyle level shit. 230 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,325 The truth is you can only really appreciate... 231 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:31,972 It's kind of an unwritten rule 232 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,914 that the grad gets lunch for the desk in FX. 233 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,249 Since when? 234 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,668 Sorry, I should have warned you. 235 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,087 Don't worry, you'll get used to dimming your light. 236 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,548 I just don't think that's what I'm here to do. 237 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:43,966 It sets a precedent. 238 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,803 Jackie, do you need help backing up any of your accounts? 239 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:50,472 Venetia, so, let me tell you something for free. 240 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:54,727 Um, you need to get everyone on side early. 241 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,770 There is a system. 242 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,441 Please be cognizant 243 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,110 of the potential droplet area. 244 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,393 I don't think it's appropriate 245 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,239 that the junior person on the desk get the lunches. 246 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,662 All right. 247 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,292 I think it's important we try and break the cycle. Don't you? 248 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,127 Yeah, absolutely. 249 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,530 I actually have a friend from Merton who just started at Millennium. 250 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,472 I don't think your taking care of yourself. 251 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,599 How is that your business? 252 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:38,771 When it's literally my business, that's how. 253 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,273 I told you this worked better when I was at home. 254 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,983 You were rotting in that room. 255 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,571 Rishi's phrasing's uncouth, 256 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,073 but the person I've been speaking to 257 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,116 over the phone, on Zoom, whatever the fuck, 258 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,327 isn't who I hired. 259 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:58,123 You're passive, you're sloppy. New York will notice. 260 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,834 They can't not with new eyes on the desk. 261 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,296 As much as we do this job over the phone, 262 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:08,342 there's no substitute for being up in a client's face, 263 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,470 up in a trader's face, seeing the whites of their eyes. 264 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:16,058 The bit that makes sense, about this job, is living it. 265 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:20,229 So, you can go back to the hotel, opt out of life. 266 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:26,360 Or be the Harper I know. The Harper who bangs on doors. 267 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,529 Man, why are you preaching to me like this? 268 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,032 You need to work on your fucking anger. 269 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,623 And bury the hatchet with Rish, please. 270 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,293 Sure. Happy fucking families. 271 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,318 - Can I have a second? - Yeah. 272 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,285 Look, I need you to do something for me. 273 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:21,582 The firm now offers an... 274 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,711 for... 275 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,464 issues... 276 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,133 mood. 277 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,802 The more mental side of your health. 278 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,138 Since we all came back. 279 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,601 I know you don't think that I need that. 280 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,687 It would behoove us for you to go. 281 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,443 It would behoove us? Why... 282 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,153 Why are you talking to me like that? 283 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,448 What difference does it make, if it's corporate diktat 284 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,950 or if I actually care? I'm your manager. 285 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,578 - I'm managing you. - So, you're covering your ass? 286 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,834 Sorry. 287 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,963 Have you ever gone to speak to them? 288 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,258 Third floor. I'm told it's all confidential. 289 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,136 Can't we make do on a bit of Fat Les? 290 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,354 All right, fine. 291 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,648 You have to make sure your dad doesn't do his sub-UKIP 292 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,526 "amusing Indian voice" in the speech. 293 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,694 I'm teasing... I'm teasing you. 294 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,907 All right. Love you. Bye. 295 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:42,579 'Night. 296 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,422 He's engaged. 297 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,675 Distracted. 298 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,972 You should come to his engagement drinks. 299 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,015 - He told me to invite you. - No, he didn't. 300 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,893 - You don't have to lie to me. - Well, you work here, 301 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,771 and they're effectively team drinks, so. 302 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,441 Plus, you need to meet his bird. 303 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,406 Okay, what are we talking about here? 304 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:21,368 - Posh enough to podcast. - Ooh, tell me more. 305 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,662 Or don't. No, do. 306 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,915 It's like one of those podcasts 307 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,834 that tells other upper middle-class women, 308 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,503 - what to read and... - How to feel. 309 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,255 Right. 310 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,926 All right, fuck it. Maybe I'll go. 311 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,763 But, like, from an anthropological perspective. 312 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,600 Yeah, sure. It's the right idea. 313 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,560 I can't believe that you neglected to tell me 314 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,938 that fucking Rishi is engaged. 315 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,244 What do we think, two-gram line 316 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,495 or one gram line? 317 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,414 Twice midweek. Largie. 318 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,500 - It's never all for me. - New post code. 319 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,794 A friend's party. 320 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,465 Oh, sorry, this... This isn't a cab. 321 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,134 I should hope not. 322 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,303 I really hope you're here for the same reason I am. 323 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,014 This is as close as I come south of for one. 324 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:27,935 Oh, I don't blame you. I'm about to Captain Cook 325 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,978 it over Waterloo Bridge myself. 326 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,438 I'm headed that way. 327 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,316 Maybe we should operate a buddy system? 328 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,944 You've seen that film, The Descent? No? 329 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,448 Uh, can I get one on tick? 330 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,825 Actually, who fucking carries cash these days? 331 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,287 - Just gone cashless. - Oh, amazing. 332 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,792 Well, uh, put hers on mine. It's just easier. 333 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,879 Thank you. 334 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,398 Something to get through a work night. 335 00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:01,009 I might meet a client. Selling myself as always. 336 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,557 I'm not stalking you, I'm really not. 337 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,559 Technically, you got into my car. 338 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:12,688 How do you know Maxim? 339 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,816 He's introduced me to a lot of clients. 340 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,442 What kind of clients? 341 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,239 A lot of people here use my services. 342 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,534 Services? 343 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,962 Well, that's one way to mourn a career. 344 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,049 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 345 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,260 I'm sure I'll bump into you again, huh? 346 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,053 Oh, Yasmin, estás aquí! 347 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,851 - Hola. - Hola. 348 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,894 Glad you could make it. 349 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,731 Maxim, what is all of this for? 350 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,900 Oh, my beloved Silver Kite has blown up! 351 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,278 My fund is no more! 352 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:08,744 And yes, that means you've lost your largest client. 353 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,038 Right. 354 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,042 Wow. 355 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,378 I guess this means the world really is ending. 356 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,172 Oh, it's already ended. 357 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:23,550 So, tonight, we're gonna give it a fucking good nudge. 358 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,930 Grab the moment, it's been a long year, but still peng. 359 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,265 You twat. 360 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,354 Are you close? 361 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,859 Do you want me to be louder or something? 362 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,287 You're nothing like your profile. 363 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,416 Are you in recovery or something? 364 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,801 Sober dates are basically corporal punishment. 365 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:12,641 Does that happen a lot? 366 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:17,062 - It wasn't you. - I didn't think it was. 367 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,189 Can you get me an Uber? 368 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,316 I think I deserve a Lux, actually. 369 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,994 This feels transgressive for a work-night. 370 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,621 But I just lost my biggest client, so fuck it. 371 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:23,378 This basically is my job. You know, entertaining. 372 00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:27,382 Look, I really don't want this to sound like an insult. 373 00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:32,387 Because, honestly, it's a compliment. I... 374 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,556 It's probably a million times more interesting 375 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:37,392 than what I do for a living. So, um... 376 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:40,520 But I just feel like I have to ask. 377 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,149 - What's it like? - Uh. 378 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:47,194 You know, doing... 379 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:51,364 being, um... 380 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:55,869 a sex worker, right? Sex pro... sex professional? 381 00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:01,249 Um, I'll tell you what my job is like, 382 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,169 if you tell me why you're so sure 383 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,171 yours isn't as interesting. 384 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:11,218 Oh, well, um... I work in a bank. 385 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,261 Something called Foreign Exchange Sales, 386 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,306 it's about as sexy as it sounds. At Pierpoint. 387 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:18,892 So, um, 388 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:21,102 what are your clients like? 389 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:25,440 You know, they are high net worth individuals. 390 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,403 - Families? - Uh-huh. 391 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:33,865 Families! Wow. 392 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:42,749 Oh, my God. I fucking love this song. 393 00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:43,959 I was behind the decks 394 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,127 when Solomon dropped it at Boneca. 395 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,963 Do you want to dance with me? 396 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,798 What, the Goldman CEO? 397 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:01,494 I overdid it. 398 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:03,222 Oh, God, I am getting too old for this. 399 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:04,372 No such thing. 400 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:08,877 But I am so glad you two, beautiful women connected. 401 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,129 That was always my intention. 402 00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:14,591 - You two ever crossed at work? - Excuse me? 403 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:18,428 Celeste is an MD at Pierpoint. Private Wealth Management. 404 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:21,348 I look after high net worth individuals. 405 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:24,351 Wealthy people who don't know what to do with their money. 406 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:27,645 Not professional investors like you're used to. 407 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:31,149 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Uh... 408 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:32,668 Don't worry. 409 00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:35,153 It was just too much fun playing with you. 410 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:39,866 This is Yasmin Kara-Hanani. 411 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:43,453 Fuck, fuck. The publishing heiress. 412 00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:45,205 Oh, God. Don't call me that. 413 00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:46,849 That's what Tatler used to call me. 414 00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:48,142 Yeah, well I've unsubscribed. 415 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,477 I've been trying to lure your father 416 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,752 into Pierpoint for years. 417 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,046 Yeah, well, no dice. My family's been managing 418 00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:55,256 her family's money for generations. 419 00:27:55,340 --> 00:28:00,095 Oh, well. If you ever fancy a change of scene, 420 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,846 I'm on the twelfth floor. 421 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,476 - Bonne nuit, vous deux. - Bonne nuit. 422 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:16,486 You know I now work for you? 423 00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:19,072 Yeah, I've gone to work for Papa. 424 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:21,116 Managing your father's money. 425 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:23,535 Your money. 426 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,959 You're not supposed to fuck people who work for you. 427 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,754 Are you coming onto me? 428 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,802 Well, the thing is... 429 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:44,681 everyone else who's interesting has left. 430 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,113 Come on. 431 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:05,887 Hi. This is well done, I ordered medium. 432 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,198 We're not allowed to serve medium 433 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:08,556 in the City of Westminster. 434 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,891 Since when? 435 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,393 Are you new? 436 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:19,025 What kind of service is that? What kind of service is that? 437 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:24,572 I think that's mine. Um, well done. 438 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,659 I... I mean, the meat, not your performance, um... 439 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,578 Can we get her another one. And me too. 440 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,706 Um, personally I don't like to bite down and taste blood 441 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,291 but there's no accounting for taste. 442 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,877 Even more deceased than that if you can swing it. 443 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:40,755 There is something undeniably comforting 444 00:30:40,838 --> 00:30:43,925 about the dependability of a four-star chain hotel. 445 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,512 Cookie-cutter burger, piss-water beer. 446 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:48,930 You know where you are. 447 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:52,559 Hmm. And where's that, 1985? 448 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,062 Okay. 449 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,817 - It grounds me. - Hmm. 450 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,318 Yeah. It's low-key. 451 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:04,529 Anonymous? 452 00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:07,991 And why would I want that? 453 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,034 I don't know. 454 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,373 You know what they say about... 455 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:21,629 flying close to the sun, gives off a lovely light. 456 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,548 Yeah. Well... 457 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,635 sometimes it's nice to just disappear. 458 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,475 Can I get another beer, please? Thank you. 459 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,019 I'll have another, too. 460 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:38,855 I drink too much when I'm in the UK. 461 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,608 Why not? National pastime. 462 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,318 I've just moved here. 463 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:47,447 Got a 19-year-old who refuses to go to college in the US. 464 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,411 He's, um, he's a bit of a stranger. 465 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,457 I don't know why I'm telling you that. 466 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,792 Uh, if not me, then who? 467 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,506 Put hers on my room. 468 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,967 Oh, no, no, no. No, I got it, thank you. 469 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:15,350 Stuck in limbo. What's your excuse? 470 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:16,517 Hmm. 471 00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:20,730 - Purgatory. - Hmm. 472 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:26,110 My advice, don't wait for others to pray for you. 473 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:35,036 I feel a bit dirty. 474 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:36,829 Don't overthink it. I have literally never 475 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,290 thought about it before tonight. 476 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,542 You know, I don't get why you're not more successful 477 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:42,710 at work. 478 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,755 You should be more like this. 479 00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:48,800 What? Nude? 480 00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:51,803 No, comfortable. 481 00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,894 Trauma. I guess. 482 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:02,689 Yeah. 483 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,859 I thought I was doing all right, but, um, 484 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:11,531 - today's been a bit weird. - What do you make of Celeste? 485 00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:15,034 Yeah, I know I can't help you directly in your career anymore, 486 00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:18,955 but I thought I'd grease the wheels with a connect. 487 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:20,832 In case you ever think of an internal move. 488 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,543 I don't need you to daddy me. 489 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:26,546 Your daddy doesn't even daddy you. 490 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,634 Let's not tell our mothers. 491 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:40,226 What do you know about Jesse Bloom? 492 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,270 Mr. COVID? 493 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:44,856 Just moved to London. 494 00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:48,234 He did better out of this disaster 495 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:49,444 than any man on earth. 496 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:50,862 He bought a wedge of CDS insurance 497 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,530 before real pandemic hysteria. 498 00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:56,033 Went on CNBC, predicted the apocalypse, 499 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:59,245 made the market tank, made his CDS double. 500 00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:01,789 Sold his CDS. 501 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,084 Reinvested four fucking yards in blue chip equities, 502 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,462 at bargain basement prices. That was the Ackman trade. 503 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,172 No, that was the Bloom trade. 504 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:12,133 Ackman followed him into it. 505 00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:16,679 Checkered reputation. 506 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,353 What do you think Bloom paid in premiums to hold it? 507 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:29,025 Guess around, 30 million dollars to Goldman. 508 00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:31,527 Imagine if that had been you. 509 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:34,447 Floor eight. Doors opening. 510 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,453 You know the theory about the giant squid? 511 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,538 That it really exists? 512 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,041 It... it does? 513 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:49,962 Have... have you had a chance to get to the third floor, 514 00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:52,256 to Pierpoint services? 515 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,429 I don't see how that's any of your business. 516 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,230 No, I love Eric, he fucking hired me. 517 00:35:07,313 --> 00:35:08,873 But the guys who act the most infallible 518 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:10,817 are usually the most fallible. 519 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,528 Hmm. Poster boy thinks he's a made man now. 520 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:16,364 Wasn't expecting them to send someone so young. 521 00:35:18,991 --> 00:35:20,618 Eric, buddy! 522 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:24,664 Oh, man, a fresh start across the pond. 523 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:27,166 Hey, the white hair, it... It really suits you. 524 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,584 It wasn't a choice. 525 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,087 I'm surprised they haven't lovingly bumped you upstairs yet. 526 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:34,340 A corner office is a coffin. 527 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,217 True. 528 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,512 Oh, hey. Uh, Daniel Van Deventer. 529 00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:42,515 My friends call me DVD or Blu-ray. 530 00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:44,433 Sorry, lame joke, but hopefully, 531 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,894 not irrefutable grounds for crucifixion. 532 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:50,064 No, but addressing my soldiers without me is. 533 00:35:50,147 --> 00:35:52,483 Oh, so what does that make me, like a capo? 534 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:56,028 Yeah, and I'm capo di tutti capi. 535 00:35:58,155 --> 00:36:01,158 Boss of all bosses. 536 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:05,997 I figure that's Adler. Which is why I'm here. 537 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,957 Uh, look, this merger. 538 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,835 Sounds like an attempt to juniorize London. 539 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,754 What are you, Gary Glitter? 'Cause to my knowledge, 540 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,423 I'm not a 12-year-old Thai girl. 541 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,966 Look, um, 542 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:19,927 nobody's keeping a rap sheet. But we, uh, well, we could say 543 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,722 most consider London an overnight execution desk 544 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:23,931 for the US. 545 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:27,059 And we could say Brexit makes the Frankfurt office 546 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:29,186 more relevant now. 547 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,938 And, uh, well, we also could say, 548 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,899 London drinks too much and leaves too early. 549 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:35,902 But none of us are saying that. 550 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:39,447 Nobody's made a decision yet. 551 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,824 It could be New York or it could be London. 552 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,367 Can we guarantee our safety? 553 00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:46,162 Funny enough, dude, 554 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:48,414 you pick up the phone, and you dial. 555 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:51,417 It's the usual. Right? Since time immemorial. 556 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,210 We need to produce. 557 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:55,129 Starts with Rican Healthcare this week. 558 00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:57,298 That's my block. My client. 559 00:36:57,381 --> 00:37:00,134 Hey, Eric, I'm, uh, glad you got Felim back. 560 00:37:00,217 --> 00:37:02,929 Harp, we've got breakfast with Felim tomorrow, 561 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:06,641 to make sure he doesn't have any last-minute shakiness, 562 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,059 about anchoring the Rican deal. 563 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:11,187 Does anyone at Pierpoint have a relationship with Jesse Bloom? 564 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,813 Does anyone cover him on the street? 565 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,358 You truly have taken leave of your faculties. 566 00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:17,902 You'll be taking a KFC to Raoul Moat next. 567 00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:19,278 Moaty, it's Harper! 568 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:23,866 He's, uh, he's uncoverable. Nobody even knows where he is. 569 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,911 Oh, shit. I've got a meeting with BlackRock. Eric! 570 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,913 You look like George Clooney, man, great. 571 00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:30,538 Fair. 572 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,208 Jesse Bloom just moved to London. 573 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:35,127 George Clooney looks like me. 574 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:42,009 Felim, you're getting Rican at a discount. 575 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,971 So the upside, we can sell quickly at a premium. 576 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,138 And Dooling is saying 577 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:47,932 it's a potential acquisition target. 578 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,686 When was the last time you lost money trading 579 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,104 a block with me? 580 00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,665 - Hello? - Nicole. 581 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:56,649 Hi. It's Robert Spearing from Pierpoint. 582 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:59,443 What could anyone from that institution possibly want? 583 00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:04,657 Uh... uh, to talk markets, the old game. 584 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:07,576 You feeling bulled up, or is the old bear rousing 585 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,829 from her slumber? 586 00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:12,206 Sorry, why are you talking like a cunt? 587 00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:13,889 Yeah, I'm in the habit of avoiding people 588 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,418 who talk like cunts. 589 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:20,297 Yet life's made a habit of throwing them my way. 590 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,925 Sorry, I... Sorry, who are you? 591 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:28,556 Robert. Spearing. Your new broker at Pierpoint. 592 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:32,018 Right, okay, my broker isn't pompous enough 593 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:33,227 to tell me his surname 594 00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:35,813 like it's already worth something to me. 595 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:40,026 Yes. I agree. 596 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:41,193 Um... 597 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:44,905 Uh, that was quite, uh, quite risible from my side. 598 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,157 Quite what? 599 00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:48,951 Qui... Um... 600 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,913 Quite... quite risible? 601 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:54,999 Yeah, okay. Look, why don't you call me 602 00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:57,710 when you know who you are and who you're talking to. 603 00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:09,930 I'm quietly disturbed by how glad I am to see you. 604 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,491 Oh, it's good to see you too. 605 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:12,725 It is... it's good to be back. 606 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:16,329 - Psychopath. - Absolutely. 607 00:39:16,353 --> 00:39:17,456 - Yeah. - Yeah. 608 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,665 How are you, you all right? Yeah? 609 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:19,958 Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad. Yourself? 610 00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:21,209 Yeah, good. Good to be back. 611 00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:24,153 Good to be here. Um, thank you. 612 00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:26,906 I have got about 10,000 client requests already. 613 00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:28,991 You can never really leave, can ya? 614 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,166 "I knew myself only after I destroyed myself. 615 00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:39,460 And only in the process of fixing myself, 616 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,170 did I know who I really was." 617 00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:52,681 They said you might not come back. 618 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,647 In recovery, they teach you the blander the platitude, 619 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,899 the sharper the truth it reveals. 620 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:04,819 Obviously, "I'm sorry" is implicit in what I'm saying, 621 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,947 but I just wanted to thank you for your small part 622 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,508 that you played, in helping me see who I was. 623 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,692 This doesn't feel like an appropriate setting for this. 624 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,995 Well, I can't exactly take you for a drink, can I? 625 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,793 Are you... Are you feeling okay? 626 00:40:22,419 --> 00:40:24,213 Yeah, why? 627 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,016 It's just you look like you had a big night. 628 00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:30,261 Take it from me. Help is hard to ask for, 629 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:31,887 but when you do, it... 630 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:34,932 it'll change your life. 631 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,434 I'm here to talk. 632 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,121 It's so great to meet you finally. 633 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:42,273 Ah, the brilliant new grad! Heard loads about you. 634 00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:44,442 - Welcome back. - Thank you very much. 635 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:47,403 Venetia, I'm ready to hear your idea. 636 00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:48,737 Um, can we do it in ten? 637 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:51,490 No, no time like the present. Start. 638 00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:56,245 I like the idea of selling dollar Brazil at these levels. 639 00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:57,872 Dollar-ladyboy. Why? 640 00:40:57,955 --> 00:40:59,540 It's a stellar catch-up trade 641 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:00,892 if you missed the dollar sell-off. 642 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,586 It lagged because the virus ravaged Brazil, 643 00:41:03,669 --> 00:41:06,422 the political response was Trump-level appalling. 644 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:09,091 Also, hefty appetite for emerging markets. 645 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,759 The Pfizer vaccine has to be kept 646 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:11,969 at subzero temperatures. 647 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,763 It's not a suitable climate for a speedy rollout. 648 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,433 Well, actually, they're using AstraZeneca. 649 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,895 So? 650 00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:22,897 What do you mean, "So?" 651 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,291 It... it's implicit in what I said. 652 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,025 It doesn't have the same limitations. 653 00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:28,736 Nothing's fucking implicit about you, actually. 654 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,865 So, just be clearer next time. 655 00:41:37,953 --> 00:41:39,496 Thank you for your time. 656 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,884 Rob, you look like the sort of goofy wanker 657 00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:54,553 who buys NFTs! Any color? 658 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:01,810 Jesus. 659 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:04,313 When did you become the resident pussy-breaker in chief? 660 00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:05,606 Come on. 661 00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:08,025 You're better than that. 662 00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:17,534 What I love about Roxane Gay 663 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,286 is that she's really authoritative 664 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,580 in writing, you know, the Other. 665 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:23,916 But then, she's not above doing 10,000 words 666 00:42:23,999 --> 00:42:26,043 on, like, Biggie Smalls. 667 00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:28,420 I feel like my life's incomplete if I don't have 668 00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:30,547 her take on everything. 669 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:33,092 Have you ever read any Ta-Nehisi Coates? 670 00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:36,303 You know, he does comics now! 671 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,973 Where have you been hiding this girl? She's fantastic. 672 00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,557 I don't know, why don't you ask her? 673 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,351 - You picked well. - Did I? 674 00:42:42,434 --> 00:42:45,354 Cheers. I like a homely posh bird. 675 00:42:45,437 --> 00:42:47,481 What the fuck do you mean, "homely"? 676 00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:50,192 You know, posh, horsey, cut-glass accent. 677 00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:51,110 Every time we bang, 678 00:42:51,193 --> 00:42:52,528 I can hear my ancestors cheering. 679 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,863 Hmm, reverse colonization, huh? 680 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:57,574 We're all having dinner, okay? 681 00:42:57,658 --> 00:42:59,451 Uh, maybe next pandemic. 682 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,249 Read Between the World and Me! 683 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:06,959 Don't fucking talk to her. 684 00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:09,295 What? She seems like a very lovely girl. 685 00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:14,258 Oh my God! Hi! 686 00:43:18,345 --> 00:43:19,847 Who invited you? 687 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:05,100 Yeah, I'm doing a rotation 688 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,686 from wherever the client who trained with Rishi is. 689 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:09,271 What are you on about? 690 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:12,191 I'm a size lord, you fucking idiot. 691 00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:14,860 Do you think the tone that you take with me 692 00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:18,364 is grounds for some kind of tribunal? 693 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,658 Bullying has been eradicated 694 00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:22,910 from the culture! 695 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,122 I've got a bit left from last night if you fancy it. 696 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,209 Blow. 697 00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:33,253 You want a bit of rough there, do ya? 698 00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:36,590 - I'm all right. - Oh, God. Don't tell me 699 00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:39,968 you've found Jesus? 700 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,179 Nah, it's nothing as sexy as that. 701 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,100 I just feel like I've struck out three times 702 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:49,978 and I'm still playing somehow, so, you know. 703 00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:52,940 Forgive me if I leave you to it. 704 00:44:54,274 --> 00:44:57,653 And I'm not making a big statement or anything. 705 00:44:57,736 --> 00:45:00,697 I'm just... leaving. 706 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,302 - Have a good night. - Mm-hmm. 707 00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:06,870 Ask anyone at Imperial. Because if there's nonsense 708 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:09,498 going on, they will be specked. 709 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,469 Oh, sorry. Um... 710 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,932 Looks like we've entered that point of the night, 711 00:45:27,015 --> 00:45:30,310 where everyone is sort of talking 712 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:33,772 at and near each other, rather than to each other. 713 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:36,150 Yeah. 714 00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:40,821 At least this makes me feel like I'm here. 715 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:46,243 Well, yeah, for better or worse, we're here. 716 00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:52,750 I thought a lot about you. You know, while I was out. 717 00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,254 Yeah. 718 00:45:58,213 --> 00:46:02,217 Yeah. I've been busy and, you know. 719 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:03,677 People have moved on. 720 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:06,263 Great. 721 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:11,810 My bad for assuming that you thought about anybody 722 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,979 - other than yourself. - Oh, my God. 723 00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:16,231 Oh, my God. 724 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:19,359 You really needed to say that, didn't you? 725 00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:22,362 Frankly, Harper, I don't have the energy 726 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:24,406 to listen to your fucking whining, 727 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,325 your bullshit, your rationalizations. 728 00:46:26,408 --> 00:46:27,451 I'm over it. 729 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:29,828 You're a black hole. 730 00:46:31,788 --> 00:46:33,415 I'm a what? 731 00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:35,834 There are radiators and there are drains. 732 00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:38,295 - You're a drain. - I'm a fucking drain? 733 00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:42,216 Yas, literally, everything you have, 734 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:44,968 you have you've taken from somewhere else. 735 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:47,471 - None of it belongs to you... - Okay. Goodbye, Harper. 736 00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:49,223 Good luck finding someone to love you. 737 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,432 - Yeah? - Okay. 738 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,980 God, that girl's such a fucking bitch. 739 00:46:58,273 --> 00:46:59,691 What the fuck! 740 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:08,033 Hi, mate. Uh, Juno Hotel, please. Ta. 741 00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:09,952 Can't we go to your place instead? 742 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,344 What is wrong with you? Oh... 743 00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:31,932 That's my buddy right there! 744 00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:35,519 - She good? - Yeah. She'll be fine. 745 00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:38,063 Put me to bed, Daddy? 746 00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:41,358 Just so you know, I'm right here. 747 00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:44,903 Fuck off, I'm her mate. 748 00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:03,130 - Take your fucking suit off. - No, no, no. No. 749 00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:06,592 No. No. 750 00:48:09,344 --> 00:48:13,015 Take your fucking suit off. 751 00:48:27,279 --> 00:48:28,780 I need you to help me. 752 00:48:41,376 --> 00:48:44,254 - You love how I suck your dick. - Not tonight. 753 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,135 Dude, I really need this. 754 00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:52,471 Hmm. 755 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,557 I'll do all the work. 756 00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:07,194 You're such a little bitch. 757 00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:15,619 Fucking... toy bitch, for bitches like Yasmin. 758 00:49:16,578 --> 00:49:18,497 You don't even come any more. 759 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:22,042 What are you, like, jerking off before we fuck? 760 00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:26,129 What kind of a man are you? 761 00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:32,803 Oh, fuck... 762 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,665 Join me. 763 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:34,883 - How are you feeling? - Fine, thanks. 764 00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:36,510 Why don't we cut the shit? 765 00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:38,637 You've known who I am the whole time. 766 00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:42,265 Did you Google "COVID crocodile tears"? 767 00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:45,227 You are the top hit. 768 00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:47,270 - Hmm. - Harper Stern. 769 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,648 I work in cross-product sales at Pierpoint. 770 00:51:49,731 --> 00:51:52,609 - I work for Eric Tao. - Hmm. 771 00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:56,029 I love how you say that like I'm supposed to know him. 772 00:51:56,112 --> 00:51:58,990 The only famous salesman's Willy Loman. 773 00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:05,497 I'm off to one of those tedious Q&As. 774 00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:07,290 At the bulge bracket townhall 775 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,209 on the trading landscape post-pandemic. 776 00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:13,797 Let me guess. "We are optimistic for equity markets, 777 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,091 risk assets, and indeed the economy." 778 00:52:16,174 --> 00:52:18,301 - Mm-hmm. - Useless. 779 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:20,303 Hard concur. 780 00:52:21,763 --> 00:52:23,557 I'm just gonna wear a T-shirt that says 781 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,058 "Past performance does not guarantee 782 00:52:25,141 --> 00:52:27,519 future results." 783 00:52:27,602 --> 00:52:29,980 Well, I'm gonna be late to a client breakfast, 784 00:52:30,063 --> 00:52:31,606 otherwise I would be there. 785 00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:37,904 When you went on TV, were you genuinely worried 786 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,532 about the pandemic or were you just... 787 00:52:40,615 --> 00:52:44,911 - Talking my book? - Flying too close to the sun. 788 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:49,040 Imagine if I ever told some salesperson the answer to that. 789 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:51,960 Do you have sales coverage in London yet? 790 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,007 If you decide to skip breakfast, 791 00:52:57,090 --> 00:52:58,550 you know where I am. 792 00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:00,719 Hey, Jesse. 793 00:53:02,470 --> 00:53:04,180 You ever heard that joke? 794 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,600 Two lonely Americans meet in a bar. 795 00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:11,479 I'm watching you. 796 00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:15,811 That all sounds good. 797 00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:17,779 Yeah, and cheers. Thanks for the coffee. 798 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:20,697 - I'll catch up inside. - Yeah, sure. 799 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:24,075 I, uh, heard about Silver Kite. 800 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:26,786 It's always harder losing a client 801 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:28,663 when you have a personal relationship. 802 00:53:29,205 --> 00:53:31,249 We will find a way 803 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,126 to cover the short fall in commission. 804 00:53:33,209 --> 00:53:35,128 Keep New York at bay, you know. 805 00:53:35,211 --> 00:53:37,005 Yeah, I'm sure you don't need my help, 806 00:53:37,088 --> 00:53:40,175 but, look, I've had a ton on, you know, since my reintegration 807 00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:42,052 and I could use help with my accounts. 808 00:53:43,136 --> 00:53:45,680 I've actually got quite a few "narpy" ones, 809 00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:47,599 am I using that right? 810 00:53:47,682 --> 00:53:51,061 Anyway, a life raft, if you need it. 811 00:54:22,717 --> 00:54:25,845 - Hello? - Nicole. Hi, uh, it's Rob 812 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,431 from Pierpoint again. Um... 813 00:54:30,016 --> 00:54:31,601 Listen... 814 00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:34,330 you're gonna have to bear with me. 815 00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:36,314 All right? 'Cause I'm very fucking nervous 816 00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:38,608 and I really don't know what I'm doing. 817 00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:41,027 - Go on. - Well... 818 00:54:42,862 --> 00:54:46,408 Well, to be honest... this is my last-ditch attempt 819 00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:49,494 to actually do my job, which, apparently, to my terror, 820 00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:51,830 means making more than one outgoing call a day. 821 00:54:51,913 --> 00:54:54,249 To people who either definitely know more than me 822 00:54:54,332 --> 00:54:56,835 or have just been bred to think they know more than me. 823 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,464 Well, that's a start. 824 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:39,252 I didn't know what excuse to give my desk. 825 00:55:39,335 --> 00:55:41,588 We don't make excuses up here. 826 00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:44,674 Sit. 827 00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:52,766 Is she usually late? 828 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:56,269 Nope. Well, things happen. 829 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,855 Things happen. 830 00:56:01,983 --> 00:56:04,069 Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big hand 831 00:56:04,152 --> 00:56:05,987 for my guest, Jesse Bloom. 832 00:56:17,665 --> 00:56:18,666 Hi. 833 00:57:30,762 --> 00:57:32,762 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 61927

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