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Isn't it illegal
to make kids work?
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Gretel. It's math homework,
not coal mining.
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Well, I don't want
to mine coal
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and I don't
wanna do math.
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Kids. I did it.
I did it.
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Tonight I am finally going
to make your mother cry.
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Um, at your
anniversary dinner?
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Yes! Every year your mom
goes above and beyond
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and gives me the most
amazing gift ever.
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And where's the problem?
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They're always better
than my gifts
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and it makes me
feel terrible.
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Thanks for the locket,
mi vida.
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I tracked down
this rare family heirloom
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your grandfather lost
in the war.
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(STRANGLED SOB)
And I also tracked down your grandfather
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who was lost in the war.
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Jamie Boy.
(SOBBING)
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Well, finding Papa sure is
a hard one to beat.
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This year,
I'm gonna win.
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I'm going to give her
a video documenting
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all the most important
moments of our lives.
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I had it professionally edited
and it's three hours long
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with two intermissions.
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It's going
to make her cry.
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All right, well,
have fun with that.
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I have the much more
difficult job
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of getting Gretel
to do her math homework.
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I'd rather mine coal.
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Dad, just make sure
you backed up that file.
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Don't worry, it's all uploaded
to the cloud.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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That's an
ominous cloud.
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All right.
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Howdy, folks, I'm here
to free you all
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from your mind-numbing
talkie boxes.
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Drop the cell phone.
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(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
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Zap! Zappity zap zap. Zap.
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Zappity zap. Zap, zap.
Zap, zap.
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Zappity zap. Zap, zap.
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Yee-haw!
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A new age starts today.
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Wait. My phone is dead.
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My cappuccino phone photos
are gone.
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(WAILING) No!
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So, question two, a train is
traveling from point A to point B at 30 miles an hour.
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Yes. I just took out
Hamster's artillery.
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You have no honor.
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Come on, Gretel.
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Put your phone down
and focus. (GROANS WITH IRRITATION)
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Now, a train
is traveling...
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Why is there
always a train?
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...from point A
to point B at 74 miles per hour.
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People still
even use trains?
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If point B
is 60 miles away,
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how long will it take
the train to reach point B?
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Two seconds, because
I'll fly there. Problem solved.
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Gretel...
Kevin, I'm a superhero now.
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You don't need math
to lift things, fly super-fast,
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or punch bad guys.
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Everyone, even superheroes,
need to learn math.
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Nope.
Yes.
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No, times a jillion.
That's math.
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Even though a jillion isn't
a number,
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which you would know
if you learned math.
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(RAPID BEEPING)
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Oh no, there's a new
supervillain in town.
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People are in trouble.
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All right, fine.
You save the day.
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Then, math.
What did you say after save the day?
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I couldn't hear you.
I was busy not doing math.
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Gretel, I said
we're going to do that math homework.
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Let's fly.
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I know you can hear me.
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No, I can't.
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I'm flying faster than
the speed of sound.
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Again, that's math!
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Well, technically
it's physics, which is just hard math!
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(NEWS INTRO PLAYS)
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Veronica Hill on
scene downtown,
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where a cowboy-themed
supervillain is using lightning powers to render
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personal electronic devices
utterly useless.
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(TEARFULLY) I just
want to know how many likes my sandwich got. Please.
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Aw, now I can't anonymously
criticize my friends.
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What's trending?
For the love of Pete, what's trending?
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It's a new age, y'all!
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And by that I mean
an old age, a bygone age.
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This is Rodney Thunderpants,
a lightning-themed supervillain,
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for some reason
in a cowboy costume.
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Why a supervillain
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whose power is electricity
would choose a costume theme from before electricity
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is a mystery
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a lot of us
are still trying to work through.
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Mr. Thunderpants,
why are you doing this?
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Now, I don't care much
for smartphones.
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I prefer a time
when phones were dumb,
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people were smart
and horses were faithful.
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Tell me about it.
(HORSE WHINNIES)
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Fascinating.
But what exactly are the roots
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of your deep-seated
animosity towards progress?
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Oh, tragic backstory time.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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Well, I was a regular
singing cowboy living a simple life,
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watchin' the world change
before my eyes
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with these devil boxes
popping up everywhere.
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Just when I thought
they couldn't intrude more into our lives,
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I came upon
a new cell phone tower
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out there on the range
while riding on my trusty horse, Delilah.
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A storm came in.
The horse got spooked and the tower fell on me.
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And then I got struck
by lightning.
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I got struck by lightning
three more times.
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You got struck by lightning
once and then three more times?
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You mean you got
struck by lightning four times in total?
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I'd rather mine coal
than do math.
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Mr. Thunderpants,
even supervillains need... Anyway,
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when I regained consciousness,
I had these lightning powers,
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and I had a score
to settle with cell phones.
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GRETEL: Rodney Thunderpants.
At your service, ma'am.
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So, you shoot lightning
and your name is Rodney?
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And you didn't think to call
yourself Lightning Rod?
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Well, that's just... Darn it,
and I already printed out the business cards.
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Why are you so angry
at cell phones?
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Didn't you hear
my tragic backstory?
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Those techno-mological
contraptions are nothing but trouble.
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What? Jillions of people
use phones to connect with friends and family
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and access information
from all over the world.
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Plus, you know,
video games.
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Nobody zaps my partner
with bolts of electricity
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explicitly emanating from
their fingertips and gets away with it.
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This is better
than any gift I've ever given.
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Wait, wait, honey,
I want to go first.
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I just got to load it.
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Going to make you cry
so hard, honey, once you see it.
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This is, uh,
taking longer than I thought.
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It's loading.
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Yes, still loading. Ha-ha!
I should have done this at home.
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Well, I could just
give you... No, no, no.
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Just give it
a second.
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Did you hire them
to distract me, Clyde?
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No, I did not, Andrew.
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I hired these guys.
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(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well played, Clyde.
Well played.
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Uh-oh.
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(YELLS)
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Well, the time is short.
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I'll just send this here
electromagnetic pulse
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down these lines
to the city's main cell phone tower.
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Once this energy pulse
hits that tower,
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it will fry every cell phone
and every tablet, for 50 miles.
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Permanently! Yee-haw!
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Yee-haw!
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You have to stop that pulse
before it hits the tower.
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Kevin, you can't fight him.
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I'll keep track of him
so you can come and get him
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after you save the city.
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Go! Go, go, go, go!
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Grab it, Hamster.
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We can't touch it.
How're we gonna stop it?
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Just don't let it hit
the power plant.
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Now, time for my getaway
in the only mechanical machinery I like.
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Pre-electrical.
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♪ Now here's an anecdote
I've got
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♪ About a locomotive
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♪ Just to know
it may sound made up
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♪ But it's true
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♪ We're not sure of his motive
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♪ But the villain is devoted
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♪ To a cowboy-themed aesthetic
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♪ That we're all
still working through
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♪ He's the lightning
tower cowboy
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♪ Let's just wrap our brains
around it
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♪ Though the imagery's
confusing
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♪ I guess
that's just what we got
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♪ We're on a crash course
towards disaster
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♪ And this train
is going faster
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♪ The brakes are broke
The throttle's down
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♪ They've only got one shot
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(SCREAMS)
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♪ It's a race against time
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♪ It's time to save the city
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♪ With power on the line
But we're both a little dizzy
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♪ Oops, I hit that sign
Got to shift in overtime
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♪ Don't wanna turn
the clock back to 1895
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♪ It's time ♪
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98% loaded.
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99...
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Kevin, we made it.
But what do we do now? Kevin?
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Sir, we need to shut down
the tower before that energy ball gets here.
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Ahh! we're
all gonna die!
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Unless we do
some simple math.
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There are five wires
plugged into five outlets.
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If you remove three
of the wires, in America...
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Ugh, superheroes
don't need math.
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(STRAINING)
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We did it.
We saved the tower.
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Well, yes, but you shut down
signal for the entire town.
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GRETEL:
Won't it come back when we plug it back in?
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I guess so. But imagine
if you were trying
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to download something
really, really important,
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you'd have to start
all over at zero percent.
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Zero?
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Wait. Oh, no.
No, no, no, no!
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Well, maybe I can
give you my... No!
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I was winning!
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I don't get paid enough
for this.
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But, feel good
about yourself if you want to.
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Okay. Thanks. Got to go
save my brother.
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Help!
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Kevin, where are you?
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We're three miles away
from Dead Person's Gulch
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GRETEL: How fast
are you traveling?
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60 miles per hour.
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If the train carrying
my brother and
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the lightning powered cowboy
supervillain is traveling 60 miles an hour...
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Why is there
always a train?
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Math!
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♪ It's a race against time
♪ And now you're gettin tired
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♪ With power on the line
♪ Look at her defying
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♪ She's also multiplying
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♪ She's got
a brother to save
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♪ And a train to round up ♪
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We have to fly 180 miles
an hour.
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Well, that's fast.
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Hamster, push me.
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Two percent, two percent,
three percent.
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Three percent,
three percent.
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I'm going to die with
the lightning-themed cowboy.
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Oh, just call me
Lightning Rod.
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(BOTH YELLING)
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How deep is this gulch?
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(BOTH YELLING)
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Gretel, you did it.
You used math.
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You were worth it.
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Now, if only we could apply
this lesson to your history homework, then...
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Don't push it.
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(WHISTLING)
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(SIRENS CUT OFF)
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Wait. How did you guys
get here so fast?
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GPS on our phones.
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Phones can do that?
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Yeah, there's even an app
to help you find a faithful horse.
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(NICKERS)
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Maybe I should get myself
one of them smartphones.
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You couldn't have come
to this realization
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a train chase ago?
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It's not fair.
It's not fair.
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I was going to win
this anniversary.
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It's not about winning,
mi amor.
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Can I give you
my gift now?
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(SIGHS) Fine.
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00:10:23,298 --> 00:10:25,100
What did you get me?
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00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:29,504
It's a video documenting
all of the most important moments of our lives.
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00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:30,806
But the Wi-Fi is out.
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I downloaded it
before we left.
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(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAN: Dave and Carolina.
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00:10:37,646 --> 00:10:39,681
A love story for the ages.
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(SOBBING)
I guess it is about winning.
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That feels good.
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ Hamster
Hamster and Gretel ♪
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