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? Yo, hey, I put the work in ?
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? work in ?
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? and now we work it ?
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? ooh, yeah ?
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? yeah, I put the work in ?
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? work in ?
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? and now we work it ?
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no, this is not a super
bowl e.D. Commercial.
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I'm just putting in
my due diligence.
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I'm thinking about
pledging gamma psi delta.
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Yo, mike, go long!
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I am all for the
advantages of joining
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an exclusive on-campus society.
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But after my experience
with the crest,
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I definitely need
to try before I buy.
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? I be flexin' it
like it's textin' ?
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hey, yo, mike,
not that far, bro!
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I don't think he can hear me.
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? Or in prison, prison, prison ?
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you know, it's interesting,
'cause what I'm finding
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about this group is
that they don't see me
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as the awkward mama's boy
with a pop toy collection.
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They see me as a
pop toy collector
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and entrepreneur
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who isn't ashamed of
being a mama's boy.
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? Yeah ?
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to moms!
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Together: To moms!
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? I put the work in ?
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? work in ?
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? and now we work it ?
I don't know,
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maybe these are my people.
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Cheers, dudes!
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All: Cheers!
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? Put the work in ?
hey.
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What the [bleep]
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mnh-mnh-mnh.
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Nah, I'm just playing
with you, man!
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All: Ahh! [ laughter ]
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? put the work in ?
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I think I'mma be a gamma!
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? And now we work ?
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? now we work, now we work ?
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? watch out, world,
I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? learn something
new every day ?
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? I don't know, so
I'mma feel my way ?
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? got the weight of
the world on me ?
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? but no regrets,
this is what I say ?
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? watch out, world,
I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
? you can tell me ?
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? my heart beating so loud ?
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? mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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[ exhales sharply ]
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what are you doing?
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Doing a little peek-a-boo
for my boo here.
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[ cellphone camera
clicks ] I send zoey
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in-action photos
of me being sexy
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around the house,
campus, walmart, costco.
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Great lighting in costco.
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You wouldn't believe. Okay.
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So she can give you a
little love back, right?
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No, no. She's gonna be
president one day, so...
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Doug? I need your help.
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How'd you know he'd be here?
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Where else would he be?
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I think I wanna join the gammas.
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I've been waiting on this.
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Come on, bring it in.
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Oh, I knew you were a gamma man.
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Gamma man? Really?
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A frat's a frat. It doesn't
matter how you try and spin it.
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You can front like the
chapters are different,
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but we all know
it's just astrology
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for dudes who like
butt-chugging.
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Oh, bro, our... our council
banned backdoor beers in 1997.
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Don't listen to that.
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Look, the gammas are nothing
like the pretty boy epsilons
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or the party animal omicrons.
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We're all about serving
looks and our community.
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That's what it means to be a g.
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Hmm. I could be a g.
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My whole life, I've been a j.
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But maybe I'm a g.
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Or you could just be you.
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I don't understand the appeal.
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I'm not gonna do some
backwards-ass trauma ritual
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so that I can rock a bunch
of matching hoodies with guys
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whom I have nothing
else in common with.
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Pledging is not
traumatic, alright?
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Okay. Didn't they brand you?
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I'm sorry, they what now?
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They branded him.
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Sizzled his skin, blistered
up, pus everywhere.
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The branding is optional.
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That's gross.
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And that traces back to a
west african tribal tradition,
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professor jackson.
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You can spin it however
you want to spin it,
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still sounds like
cult shit to me.
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Alright, well, you know,
when you graduated,
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all you got was a degree.
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I got a brotherhood.
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I'm not your brother?
Alright, I'm not saying that.
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But, look, the gammas,
we're like the mafia...
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Minus the murder and the drugs.
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I mean, besides the
legal and cool drugs.
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That's, you know...
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I'm pretty sure "mafia" is
the italian word for "cult."
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[ cellphone vibrates ]
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ooh. I gotta take this.
Zoey's calling me.
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She said she'd show me
full knee this time,
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so it's pretty exciting.
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Enjoy drinking the
kool-aid, junior.
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Okay.
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[ sighs ] alright,
bro, here's the deal,
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pledging is no joke.
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But if you listen to me,
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there's a good chance that
you'll get across that line.
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Wow. Yeah.
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So you're like my
rush fairy godfather.
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Mm, I'm 100% not that.
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But the gammas are
just looking for dudes
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who can take initiative,
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and you gotta be showing
up for everything.
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Word, word, word.
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Yeah, we've been
hanging a lot already,
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and I'm also going to
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that comedy fundraiser
thing on Friday.
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Oh. We'll see.
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Hannibal buress just dropped out
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because he just
got into an injury
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on the set of "tag
two: You're it."
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ah. The brothers
are scrambling.
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?
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So the brothers are scrambling.
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?
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What's up, kiela?
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You interviewing, too?
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We met at the sjs
meeting, right?
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Uh, you made me prove to you
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that I wasn't subscribed
to ben shapiro
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before I put my name
on the sign-up list?
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Right. Yeah.
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Um... Brendan.
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Brandon. [ chuckles ]
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sorry, you're interviewing
for director of strategy
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for the social justice society?
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Yep.
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Oh.
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Yeah, I gotta say, I'm surprised
a blossoming anarcho-marxist
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like yourself is interested
in something this...
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Institutional.
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[ chuckles ] okay,
look, if you need, like,
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a r�sum�-padder for
your peace corps app,
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there's like a thriving hacky
sack club on the east quad.
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And, you know, just a... an fyi,
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they've never given this
position to a freshman.
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Oh.
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Well, how often do
they meet a freshman
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who was on biden's
transition team?
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Kiela.
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Come on in.
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Junior: If frat life's all about
having your brothers' backs,
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what better way to show
I'm worthy of pledging
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than pulling through
in their time of need?
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Yo, I heard y'all
were struggling
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with that whole
fundraiser thing,
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and, uh, I reached out to some
of my old advertising contacts,
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and if you want him...
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I got malik miles.
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Bro, are you serious?
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Malik is fire.
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So I should tell him it's a go?
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Hell yeah, bro. Lock it in.
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Hey, good stuff.
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[ cellphone chimes ] hey, yo,
never believe what he just told me.
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?
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Hey, how you guys doing?
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Professor jackson here, and
today I'm gonna be rating
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cal u's faculty
diversity by department.
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That's a few tiki torches
shy of a hate crime.
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Zero out of 10.
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Now, you see that?
That right there,
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that's giving '60s
country club whiteness,
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but there are some
ladies in the mix,
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so we'll give them
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a 2 out of 10.
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It's not great, but it's
better than the last one.
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Now, finally, see that?
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There's that benetton energy
we've been looking for.
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You're probably wondering
what department that is.
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Is that history? Film studies?
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No, it isn't.
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It's global studies, guys.
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[ echoing ] global studies.
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And you see that guy
right there in the corner?
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That's me, next
to all my friends
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that cal u panic-hired
over the last six months.
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Junior: At first,
aaron's tiktok flopped,
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until one student saw
the comic potential
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and used aaron's sound
for his own riff...
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Aaron: Zero out of ten.
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Junior: Rating the
lack of seasonings
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at various dining hall stations.
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When it blew up, suddenly
students started using
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aaron's sound to call out
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everything problematic at cal u.
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So after aaron forgot
about his scream
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into the social media
void, it popped off too.
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Yo, bro. Yo.
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Congrats on sticking
it to the man.
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Thanks? What... what
are you talking about?
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Your tiktok. It blew up.
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Check out the comments.
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Uh...
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Let's see here.
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"if noah beck and
malcolm x had a baby."
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[ laughs ]
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oh, lord help these kids.
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[ cellphone chimes ]
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hold on.
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Whoa, I just got like 100
kids trying to audit my class.
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Wow.
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[ cellphone chimes ] 101.
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Okay. Looks like people
are psyched to see
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professor tiktok in action.
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I guess so.
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??
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Making change is about
getting people to stop
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and pay attention.
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Look, we all know the levers
of change are pulled by like
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five old white dudes
in a smoke-filled room.
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So the question is...
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Both: How do you
get them to listen?
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Collaborate, not alienate.
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Explosive, disruptive.
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Tactical, laser-focused.
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Drive the conversation
and mobilize revolution.
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Work behind the scenes toward
concrete, achievable goals.
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Kaden: I'm writing my thesis on
activism during the aids crisis.
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And do you know what my
biggest takeaway has been?
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Reagan was a genocidal clown?
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[ chuckles ]
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you need the act up die-hards
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handcuffing themselves
to the stock exchange,
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and you need the hrc
insiders lobbying senators.
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Do you see what I'm getting at?
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Your tactics couldn't
be more different.
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Which is why you'll make
incredible co-directors.
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Congratulations.
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Comedy fundraiser Friday.
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It's a gamma function.
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Malik miles.
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Yo, guess who came through
big for the gammas?
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00:08:38,041 --> 00:08:39,240
What? So you guys have, like,
259
00:08:39,265 --> 00:08:40,522
a secret handshake
now or something?
260
00:08:40,546 --> 00:08:43,263
It's okay, I've seen his penis.
261
00:08:43,483 --> 00:08:46,183
Malik miles? I love him.
262
00:08:46,224 --> 00:08:47,517
Kiela: What the hell is this?
263
00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:50,012
Junior booked malik miles
for the gamma fundraiser.
264
00:08:50,037 --> 00:08:52,446
Don't ask for comps, ladies.
It's for charity. Yeah.
265
00:08:52,471 --> 00:08:55,722
I'm not giving him a dime and
neither should anyone else.
266
00:08:57,368 --> 00:09:00,077
Junior, you can't bring a
[bleep] misogynist to cal u.
267
00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:04,075
??
268
00:09:05,281 --> 00:09:07,483
Back up. What's the
problem with malik?
269
00:09:07,508 --> 00:09:09,033
He attacked a woman
during a show.
270
00:09:09,058 --> 00:09:11,143
Wait. You're not talking
about the wig snatch.
271
00:09:11,168 --> 00:09:12,226
It was years ago.
272
00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,501
I'm sorry, the what?
273
00:09:13,526 --> 00:09:14,906
How can you not know?
274
00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:16,204
Malik: Excuse me,
ghetto cleopatra.
275
00:09:16,228 --> 00:09:17,227
But anyway, as I was saying,
276
00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:18,407
we got to put him
through a combine.
277
00:09:18,431 --> 00:09:19,576
You're about as funny
as colon cancer.
278
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,657
Bitch, if you don't shut...
279
00:09:20,681 --> 00:09:23,047
Someone snatch this busted
lace front off her head.
280
00:09:23,072 --> 00:09:24,996
I know you won't... What? Aah!
281
00:09:25,021 --> 00:09:26,549
[ speaking indistinctly ] oh.
282
00:09:26,574 --> 00:09:29,703
Give me my wig!
You give me my...
283
00:09:29,728 --> 00:09:31,469
I can't believe you
touched my damn wig!
284
00:09:31,494 --> 00:09:33,814
Take your ass back to the
streets where you belong.
285
00:09:35,987 --> 00:09:37,748
Whoa. Kiela, I had no idea.
286
00:09:37,773 --> 00:09:39,801
Oh, my god, cut the
white knighting.
287
00:09:39,826 --> 00:09:42,633
Malik isn't even the one that
did the actual wig snatching.
288
00:09:42,658 --> 00:09:43,719
Some random did.
289
00:09:43,744 --> 00:09:45,578
Yeah. Because
malik told him to.
290
00:09:45,603 --> 00:09:46,853
Yeah, and he didn't
help his case
291
00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,227
when he called her the "b" word.
292
00:09:48,252 --> 00:09:50,141
No woman deserves
to be called that.
293
00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:52,258
Even my organic
chemistry professor,
294
00:09:52,283 --> 00:09:53,815
who can kindly go
straight to hell.
295
00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,785
Okay, you're being mad extra.
296
00:09:55,810 --> 00:09:57,459
And he was like 20.
297
00:09:57,484 --> 00:09:59,662
And he stopped performing
for like over a year.
298
00:09:59,687 --> 00:10:00,569
He more than did his time.
299
00:10:00,594 --> 00:10:01,781
Okay, wait. I'm sorry.
300
00:10:01,806 --> 00:10:03,526
Uh, he did his
time? Zaara: Right.
301
00:10:03,551 --> 00:10:04,836
A year without a comedy special?
302
00:10:04,861 --> 00:10:06,867
Oh, no. What is that,
the new 25 to life?
303
00:10:06,892 --> 00:10:09,727
No, but he didn't
commit a crime either.
304
00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:11,018
And he apologized.
305
00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,043
Okay, see?
306
00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:13,212
He apologized. Mm-hmm.
307
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,704
A half-assed apology
with a wink to his fans.
308
00:10:15,729 --> 00:10:18,363
He's not responsible
for some idiot teenagers
309
00:10:18,388 --> 00:10:19,732
snatching wigs for clout.
310
00:10:19,757 --> 00:10:20,873
Yes, he is.
311
00:10:20,898 --> 00:10:23,515
His apology is trash unless
he takes responsibility.
312
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,568
Alright, kiela, look,
I'll talk to the gammas
313
00:10:25,593 --> 00:10:26,985
and get it sorted out.
314
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:31,047
??
315
00:10:31,147 --> 00:10:35,604
Junior: While aaron's tiktok
lit a fire among cal u students,
316
00:10:35,629 --> 00:10:36,629
the reaction from
317
00:10:36,654 --> 00:10:39,461
his fellow professors was...
318
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:40,711
Ice cold.
319
00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:43,641
?
320
00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:45,466
[ facetime rings ]
321
00:10:45,491 --> 00:10:46,838
hey, babe. Zoey: Hey!
322
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,172
I'm surprised I got you.
323
00:10:48,197 --> 00:10:50,393
I mean, are you facetiming me
from the hype house right now?
324
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,666
That's very funny.
325
00:10:51,691 --> 00:10:55,025
You know, I have never
dated an influencer before.
326
00:10:55,249 --> 00:10:58,116
I guess will in middle school
was really big on vine,
327
00:10:58,141 --> 00:11:00,892
and luca had like
50,000 followers on ig.
328
00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:02,117
You know what?
329
00:11:02,142 --> 00:11:03,629
We really don't
need to get into it.
330
00:11:03,654 --> 00:11:04,536
Yeah.
331
00:11:04,561 --> 00:11:06,566
How does it feel? Uh, I dunno.
332
00:11:06,591 --> 00:11:09,125
I guess it feels good kind of
calling out the administration.
333
00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:11,383
My students are way into it.
334
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:12,957
But the professors are pissed.
335
00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:15,482
I got all these, uh,
stern-ass e-mails
336
00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:17,235
from like half the
global studies department
337
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,209
talking about, "leave
us out of it," so...
338
00:11:19,234 --> 00:11:20,234
Yeah.
339
00:11:20,259 --> 00:11:22,020
How well do these
people know you?
340
00:11:22,045 --> 00:11:25,024
I say hi when I'm in
the faculty lounge.
341
00:11:25,049 --> 00:11:26,810
If you want people
to be on your side,
342
00:11:26,835 --> 00:11:29,230
you're gonna have to win
them over a little bit.
343
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:31,516
Show them that
you're one of them.
344
00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:34,225
When I started working with
veteran textile designers,
345
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,444
yeah, they were skeptical.
346
00:11:35,469 --> 00:11:37,030
But I showed them
what I was about
347
00:11:37,055 --> 00:11:39,439
and, sure, kissed a little ass.
348
00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:42,799
But now trisha and I get
bottomless mimosas every Sunday.
349
00:11:42,824 --> 00:11:44,304
That explains
those Sunday snaps.
350
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,023
You get... You get
lit with her, huh?
351
00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:47,692
You know it.
352
00:11:47,717 --> 00:11:50,334
But have you actually
tried getting to know them,
353
00:11:50,359 --> 00:11:51,975
like, as people?
354
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,050
A bunch of them go to
grab drinks every Friday.
355
00:11:54,075 --> 00:11:55,725
Ugh, just... I just
don't want to do
356
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,561
the whole happy hour
ass-kissing thing.
357
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,219
I... I kick ass.
358
00:11:59,349 --> 00:12:00,349
I don't kiss it.
359
00:12:00,584 --> 00:12:02,283
Aaron, you should go.
360
00:12:02,308 --> 00:12:04,336
If you let them, I'm
sure they will see
361
00:12:04,361 --> 00:12:05,505
the brilliant,
362
00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:07,930
very cool guy that
I know and love.
363
00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:12,531
??
364
00:12:12,592 --> 00:12:13,992
Dude is funny as hell, man.
365
00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:15,516
What's the problem?
I'm confused.
366
00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:17,019
It's just, like, if
I would have known,
367
00:12:17,043 --> 00:12:19,522
I wouldn't have called malik
in the first place, you know?
368
00:12:19,547 --> 00:12:21,013
[ video game sound effects ]
369
00:12:21,038 --> 00:12:23,088
[ ding ] junior.
370
00:12:23,113 --> 00:12:25,381
He was our age when the
shit went down, bro.
371
00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:27,344
We make dumbass
mistakes all the time.
372
00:12:27,369 --> 00:12:29,536
You think we deserve
to be defined by them?
373
00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:31,061
Well, no.
374
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,542
Plus, the man apologized.
375
00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:35,268
The fact is this is just
another young black man
376
00:12:35,293 --> 00:12:36,960
getting cut down
once he levels up.
377
00:12:36,985 --> 00:12:39,319
They would've found a reason
no matter what he did.
378
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,311
You are so right.
379
00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:43,265
How long are we supposed
to condemn one of our own?
380
00:12:43,289 --> 00:12:45,897
That's what I'm saying.
381
00:12:45,922 --> 00:12:47,781
Look, booking malik
was a win, bro.
382
00:12:47,806 --> 00:12:49,134
Plus, you came through for us,
383
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,242
and the brothers ain't
gonna forget that.
384
00:12:53,179 --> 00:12:54,345
Mike's got a point.
385
00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:56,182
How am I supposed to say
I want to join a tradition
386
00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:58,423
of elevating black men
when I was so quick
387
00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:01,149
to do a 180 on malik
over one mistake?
388
00:13:01,245 --> 00:13:02,578
Hey, look alive, man.
389
00:13:02,603 --> 00:13:04,016
I just... just killed you.
390
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:06,041
[ warble ]
391
00:13:06,066 --> 00:13:08,266
[ cellphone chimes ]
392
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,347
we need to do something
about malik miles.
393
00:13:16,514 --> 00:13:19,867
We could draft a letter to the
greek life oversight committee.
394
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,508
Or we could shut that shit down.
395
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:24,261
Okay, stopping someone
from telling jokes
396
00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:25,764
isn't gonna help
shelter the unhoused
397
00:13:25,789 --> 00:13:27,338
or end voter suppression.
398
00:13:27,363 --> 00:13:29,308
This twitter discourse
is just a distraction.
399
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,733
But what if it helps me
feel safer on this campus?
400
00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:34,654
Come on. No, when you act like
what he did is no big deal,
401
00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:36,323
it's like you're
telling black women,
402
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,381
"protecting you
is less important
403
00:13:38,406 --> 00:13:39,891
than some dude's jokes."
404
00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:40,696
are you kidding?
405
00:13:40,721 --> 00:13:43,157
Both of the issues I just
named affect black women.
406
00:13:43,182 --> 00:13:47,133
But I'm an actual black woman
telling you what matters to me,
407
00:13:47,158 --> 00:13:49,942
and you can't be bothered.
408
00:13:49,967 --> 00:13:51,750
Got it. Yeah.
409
00:13:52,052 --> 00:13:53,446
I love being part of this team.
410
00:13:53,471 --> 00:13:56,089
It's really just so much fun.
411
00:13:56,814 --> 00:13:59,641
?
412
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:03,084
Mike got me thinking about
who society tries to cancel,
413
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,825
and just how easy it is
414
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:06,299
to cancel a black man.
415
00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:08,056
And points were made.
416
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,059
So the show was
going on as planned.
417
00:14:10,084 --> 00:14:13,034
Okay, boys, malik is en
route, doors open in five,
418
00:14:13,059 --> 00:14:16,008
and the beer koozies that
the local brewery donated
419
00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:17,539
are hidden under the seats.
420
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:18,884
You're in oprah mode, huh?
421
00:14:18,909 --> 00:14:19,656
What can I say?
422
00:14:19,681 --> 00:14:21,463
Listen, fellas.
423
00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:23,054
When we're recruiting,
424
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:26,197
this is what we're looking for.
425
00:14:26,222 --> 00:14:29,106
Yo, some girl's making a
big-ass scene in the lobby.
426
00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:30,608
? Power, yeah, we
want it, yeah ?
427
00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:31,978
together: [ chanting
] shut it down!
428
00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:34,953
Shut it down! Shut it down!
429
00:14:34,978 --> 00:14:36,867
Shut it down!
430
00:14:36,892 --> 00:14:40,027
? Go hard, got me
shootin' for the stars ?
431
00:14:40,052 --> 00:14:42,269
? I make it look
easy when it's hard ?
432
00:14:42,294 --> 00:14:44,494
? go hard, yeah, I go hard ?
433
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:49,367
okay, you really want to cancel a
young black man over one mistake?
434
00:14:49,392 --> 00:14:51,704
You were horrified over
that "one mistake."
435
00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:53,957
but I guess you talked
yourself out of it,
436
00:14:53,982 --> 00:14:55,882
and now it's come to this.
437
00:14:55,986 --> 00:14:58,014
Come to what? There are
literally five of you.
438
00:14:58,039 --> 00:14:59,031
What are you gonna do?
439
00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:00,489
Brandon: Six.
440
00:15:01,844 --> 00:15:04,461
I don't know you, but, okay, hi.
441
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,769
Brandon.
442
00:15:05,794 --> 00:15:08,139
And we're gonna do
whatever it takes, right?
443
00:15:08,164 --> 00:15:09,413
You've made your point.
444
00:15:09,438 --> 00:15:12,422
Now, please, just move your
demonstration to the side.
445
00:15:12,447 --> 00:15:14,708
No, I think we'll
stay right here.
446
00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:15,761
[ spectators groan ]
447
00:15:15,786 --> 00:15:17,068
shut it down!
448
00:15:17,179 --> 00:15:18,578
Together: Shut it down!
449
00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:20,052
Shut it down!
450
00:15:20,077 --> 00:15:21,410
Shut it down!
451
00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:23,552
Shut it down! Shut it
down! Man: Nobody cares!
452
00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,000
Snatch her wig!
453
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,042
Shut it down! Shut it down!
454
00:15:27,611 --> 00:15:30,478
?
455
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,631
[ chanting continues ]
456
00:15:33,719 --> 00:15:35,438
?
457
00:15:35,463 --> 00:15:37,664
Show these bitches out, man!
458
00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:40,031
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
459
00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:43,442
Hey! We are not doing
the show tonight!
460
00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:45,641
[ crowd muttering ]
461
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,477
I'm sorry, but the
show is canceled.
462
00:15:47,502 --> 00:15:48,414
[ crowd boos ]
463
00:15:48,439 --> 00:15:50,977
look, your tickets
will be refunded.
464
00:15:51,198 --> 00:15:53,282
Okay, okay, boo all you want.
465
00:15:53,307 --> 00:15:54,719
Boo all you want.
466
00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:55,852
You still have to go home.
467
00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:57,210
We're not doing this.
468
00:15:57,235 --> 00:15:59,531
[ indistinct conversations ]
469
00:16:00,464 --> 00:16:08,464
??
470
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:17,259
?
471
00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:18,445
Bye.
472
00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:20,571
You actually shut it
down. [ chuckles ]
473
00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:23,586
a little more satisfying
than a letter campaign, huh?
474
00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:24,938
Yeah.
475
00:16:24,963 --> 00:16:26,996
Why'd you come?
476
00:16:27,021 --> 00:16:30,680
Because I heard what you
said, and it got to me.
477
00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:33,938
I mean, first I was
pissed and defensive.
478
00:16:33,963 --> 00:16:35,313
You think?
479
00:16:35,338 --> 00:16:38,322
But I've learned that
usually that's a sign
480
00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:39,675
that someone's
telling me something
481
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,086
that I really need to hear.
482
00:16:42,111 --> 00:16:43,777
I thought what happened
with malik miles
483
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:47,186
didn't matter in the real world
because, for me, it doesn't.
484
00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:51,518
But maybe I just needed
my "co-director"...
485
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,742
Oh. To show me my blind spots.
486
00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:55,774
Okay.
487
00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:57,449
Uh, good.
488
00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,041
Anyway, we should
schedule a strategy sesh.
489
00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:02,735
Sjs wants to mobilize
action on pushing cal u
490
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,377
to go carbon neutral, asap.
491
00:17:05,402 --> 00:17:06,805
Uh, that should be easy.
492
00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:09,211
Phone bank, contact
top donors...
493
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,881
Convince them to make
all future donations
494
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,550
dependent on cal u committing.
495
00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:13,891
Oh. Oh, cute.
496
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:17,686
Or, I was thinking we can do like
a "climate change wake-up call"
497
00:17:17,711 --> 00:17:19,367
outside the cal u
president's house.
498
00:17:19,392 --> 00:17:21,558
You know, 5:00 a.M., a
bunch of angry students,
499
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,719
a couple air horns.
500
00:17:22,744 --> 00:17:24,889
Oh, so deliberately alienate
501
00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:26,892
the main person we
need to convince?
502
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:29,567
Yes, but, uh, shame used
effectively is motivating.
503
00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:31,592
And, you know, calling
donors just makes,
504
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,141
like, a terrible
front page photo.
505
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,033
But you with a bullhorn?
506
00:17:35,058 --> 00:17:35,890
Oh, yeah.
507
00:17:35,915 --> 00:17:38,148
Hot, young, saving the planet.
508
00:17:38,173 --> 00:17:39,622
No better way to trend.
509
00:17:39,686 --> 00:17:41,797
Who the hell cares if it trends?
510
00:17:41,884 --> 00:17:43,500
You're gonna drive me insane.
511
00:17:43,525 --> 00:17:45,192
Probably.
512
00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:54,404
?
513
00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:56,141
Uh...
514
00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:58,080
Right. Well.
515
00:17:58,105 --> 00:18:00,305
Um, you know, we'll just, uh...
516
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,831
We'll figure it out
when we meet again.
517
00:18:02,856 --> 00:18:04,272
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
518
00:18:04,297 --> 00:18:05,088
Totally.
519
00:18:05,113 --> 00:18:07,867
I'll, uh, text you.
520
00:18:07,892 --> 00:18:09,508
Okay. Yeah.
521
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,733
Okay.
522
00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:13,679
?
523
00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:15,065
Okay.
524
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,305
[ sighs ]
525
00:18:18,351 --> 00:18:20,518
??
526
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,390
?
527
00:18:28,415 --> 00:18:31,300
I don't think I'm
gonna be a gamma.
528
00:18:31,325 --> 00:18:32,708
Listen, guys.
529
00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:35,947
I know I screwed up the event,
but I just couldn't stand there
530
00:18:35,972 --> 00:18:39,691
and be on the same side of
history as those guys...
531
00:18:39,928 --> 00:18:42,595
Even if it means
I'm not a gamma.
532
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,036
Junior, chill.
533
00:18:44,181 --> 00:18:46,021
We're inviting you to pledge.
534
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,576
The committee voted. You
pulled through, two to one.
535
00:18:49,612 --> 00:18:50,795
Really?
536
00:18:50,915 --> 00:18:53,582
Brotherhood isn't just
about blind loyalty.
537
00:18:53,607 --> 00:18:56,141
You stood up and
took responsibility,
538
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,499
even knowing what
it could cost you.
539
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:02,191
And that, in my
humble opinion...
540
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,649
Isamma behavior.
541
00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:06,962
Look, maybe next time, just, uh,
542
00:19:06,987 --> 00:19:08,682
google your man
before you book him.
543
00:19:08,707 --> 00:19:09,707
[ laughter ]
544
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,332
I will google the
hell out of them.
545
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:13,285
I-I'll even bing
them, if necessary.
546
00:19:13,309 --> 00:19:14,235
Alright.
547
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:15,393
You're dismissed.
548
00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,955
Don't... Stop, stop.
549
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,108
Don't do that.
550
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:21,602
I felt like it was too much.
551
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:22,960
Mnh-mnh.
552
00:19:22,985 --> 00:19:24,546
Okay. Word up, yeah.
553
00:19:24,571 --> 00:19:26,071
Yeah.
554
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,822
Just so you know, I
was the vote against.
555
00:19:31,847 --> 00:19:33,496
What you did was messed up, man,
556
00:19:33,521 --> 00:19:36,221
and I for one would never
do my brothers like that.
557
00:19:36,246 --> 00:19:38,746
I don't think you're
gamma material at all,
558
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:40,550
and honestly?
559
00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:42,759
I look forward to
watching you fail.
560
00:19:43,339 --> 00:19:48,908
?
561
00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:54,000
?
562
00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:56,054
Challenge accepted.
563
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,612
Okay, okay, it's just drinks.
564
00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:02,438
Drinks with coworkers.
That's all it is.
565
00:20:02,463 --> 00:20:04,766
Zoey's right, just
bring the charm.
566
00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:06,352
Show them what you're all about.
567
00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:10,095
It's not ass-kissing,
it's career development.
568
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,870
Big difference.
569
00:20:12,099 --> 00:20:13,664
[ sighs ] how bad could it be?
570
00:20:13,689 --> 00:20:17,140
[ indistinct
conversations, laughter ]
571
00:20:18,603 --> 00:20:24,941
?
572
00:20:25,143 --> 00:20:27,091
Where'd you get that tie?
573
00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:28,391
It's so dope!
574
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,499
[ chuckles ]
575
00:20:29,524 --> 00:20:31,586
what I love about
kamala is she's so real.
576
00:20:31,611 --> 00:20:34,028
She's... she's so real.
577
00:20:34,053 --> 00:20:35,787
She's so real. Hey,
what are you doing?
578
00:20:35,812 --> 00:20:36,812
Alright.
579
00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:38,499
Yeah, that's my...
That's my hair.
580
00:20:38,524 --> 00:20:39,430
Thank you.
581
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:40,955
[ dramatic sting plays ]
582
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,813
nope, nope.
583
00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:45,555
Nope.
584
00:20:45,893 --> 00:20:48,875
?
585
00:20:48,925 --> 00:20:53,475
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