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�[Girls'Choir Singing]
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�[Girls'Choir Singing]
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- �[Segue To Pop-Rock]
- �[Segue To Pop-Rock]
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- [Girl ] January 4, 1963.
- [Girl ] January 4, 1963.
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- Dear Dennis:: I've been abducted by my own parents.
- Dear Dennis:: I've been abducted by my own parents.
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- They found out what we were planning, and now they want me...
- They found out what we were planning, and now they want me...
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- as far away from you as possible.
- As far away from you as possible.
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- I'm not coming back to Chancery. They're hauling me and my horse...
- I'm not coming back to Chancery. They're hauling me and my horse...
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- [No Audio] - to some all-girls'school in Connecticut.
- [No Audio] - to some all-girls'school in Connecticut.
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- They think I'll be safe surrounded by high walls and lesbians.
- They think I'll be safe surrounded by high walls and lesbians.
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- This is the end of the world. One look tells you,
- This is the end of the world. One look tells you,
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- this place eats the hairy bird.
- This place eats the hairy bird.
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You know, you are going to love it here.
My great-grandmother was class of 1903.
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So, I'm fourth generation
to go here.
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Both my mom and dad are
on the Board ofTrustees.
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So, obviously, we believe that
Miss Godard's is the fi! Nest
girls' school in the East.
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This is Miss Godard,
who founded the school.
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- She looks like an ax murderer.
- Indeed, you will fiind...
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the original ax on display
at the woodpile.
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- [Laughs] Hello, Miss McVane.
- Hello, Abby.
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Kindly explain my joke
to the new girl.
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Well, one of the rules is if you're late
to class, you have to chop wood.
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You must be Odette Sinclair.
Welcome.
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I know it's a diffi! Cult adjustment
from a coed academy to a girls' school.
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If I can help ease the transition,
come see me in my offi! Ce.
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Carry on, Abby.
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Who was that?
Zorro?
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Oh, that's Miss McVane,
the headmistress. She's really great.
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�[Trumpet]
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[Girls Screaming]
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[Girls Shouting] Verena, Tinka!
You've got a new roommate!
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- [Together] What?
- She's from Detroit!
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- [Together] What?
- We take the honor system
very seriously here.
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Miss Godard believed that the girls
should govern themselves...
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in order to learn to take responsibility
for their actions.
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- What's this?
- This? Oh... [Laughs]
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I'm a monitor.
I'm on the self-government committee.
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Elected nine times now.
So, I have nine stars.
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- Taking a break.
- You're absolutely not allowed to smoke.
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- Uh, where are you going?
- To visit my horse.
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I was going to warn you
about your roommates.
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But now, I don't think I will.
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She's got fi! Ve pairs
of Pappagallo's.
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She's got a great stereo!
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Men on the floor!
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Come along now, girls.
Scurry, scurry.
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Will you get into your room?
There's men on the floor.
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[Girls] Hey, baby!
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- Walkin'the dog
- [Girls Giggling]
You can't twist to this music.
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- It's too slow.
- Just a-walkin'the dog
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[Sighs] Now, there's no place
to dance, anyway.
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�lf you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
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Ooh, this must
be the boyfriend.
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"Love, Dennis." Ohh!
[Giggling]
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[Both Gasp]
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- I did not give you permission
to play my records.
- [Needle Scratching]
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Welcome! I'm Tinka Parker.
And this is Verena Von Stefan.
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- Art thou perchance Odette?
- Odie.
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- Those are my shoes.
- We always borrow each other's things.
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I loathe and abhor this place.
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I don't see how you can say that
when you're from Detroit.
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So, Odie, what are you
doing here at Miss God-Awful?
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How come you had to
transfer from Chancery?
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Oh, no doubt things were getting too hot
and heavy with Dennis the Penis.
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Up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
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[Together] What?
[Both Giggling]
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- Say that again.
- Up your ziggie with a wah-wah brush.
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That's priceless.
Where did you hear that?
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- I made it up.
- [Bell Rings]
- [Together] Dinner!
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Go back up and sew up that hem.
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Hold it.
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Why, Abby and Susie.
Sieg Heil!
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Parker!
Take those off.
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Why? They're not jewelry.
They're offi! Ce supplies.
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- Off. Or I'll report
you to Miss McVane.
- [Scoffs]
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Abby, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
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- So, what's she like?
- Mm, she could be improved.
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We've decided not
to get rid of her.
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- She's got a great record collection.
- Geez. Yum!
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- Odious, this is Tweety Goldberg
and Momo Haines.
- Hi.
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�� [Singing In Latin]
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� Ignoramus �
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� Purple Penis �
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�� [Stops]
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- Are you carrying Dennis' child?
- [Laughs]
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You can tell Tinka.
She's had four pregnancy scares.
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- Four.
- Was it beautiful?
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Do you actually expect me
to answer these questions?
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But we're curious.
We all have our hymens, except Tinka.
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That's enough. Clearly,
she doesn't want to describe it.
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It's like hog wrestling.
Isn't that right, Odious?
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Oh, I don't even think she's
done it with Dennis yet.
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- Are you gonna eat that?
- [ Other Girls] Tweety!
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Where's my ipecac?
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You hid it!
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- No! Oh, God!
- I knew it!
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- Tweety, no, no. Give it... No!
- Let go of me, Momo!
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Tweety, don't do it!
Give me the bottle. Ow!
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Fine. Make yourself sick.
You're only gonna be hungry again later.
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[Vomiting]
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[Toilet Flushes]
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She swallows ipecac syrup, and then 15
minutes later she heaves up everything.
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Ipecac causes convulsions
in the alimentary canal.
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- Are you taking chemistry?
- Yes.
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Great! Mrs. Dewey is the most
adorable teacher in the school.
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She's gonna help me
to get into M.I.T.
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- Who's your advisor?
- Mr. Dewey.
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- Eew, Mr. Dewey!
- Eew, he's a lech.
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[Bell Ringing]
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- Good night, Tinka.
- Good night, Verena.
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Good night, Dennis.
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Ohh! Dennis!
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- Harder! Deeper!
- [Snickering]
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- [Moaning]
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- [Giggling]
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- [Thunder Rumbling]
- [Giggling]
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[ Odette] Dear Dennis::
I miss you so much.
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I'm perishing in this penal colony.
I'm completely alone.
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My roommates are demented.
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Dear Mother and Father::
Today, I was elected...
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to the Security Council
of the model U.N.
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I'm so popular
I got to play Russia.
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Dear Mom and Dad:: Today was
dress rehearsal for Death of a Salesman.
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- My roommate plays Willy Loman.
- Ben! A man has got
to add up to something!
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Dear Dennis:: Maybe I can escape
from here and we can meet in New York.
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- [Sniffling]
- [Droplets Plopping]
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[Sniffling]
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- [Knocking]
- [Door Closing]
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[Sniffles]
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Oh, good morning, Odette.
What can I do for you?
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I'd like to know why you turned down
my request for a pass this weekend.
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You wanted to go into New York
to see a horse show... [Sniffles]
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Alone and unchaperoned and your parents
worry you may run off to meet some boy.
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I'm required to keep
you here on weekends,
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unless you're invited
by a friend whom they approve.
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[Knuckles Cracking]
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Dear, I can think of no better
cure for your... [Sniffles]
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Conspicuous misery
than to make some friends.
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Don't reject them.
They're not just girls.
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They're you.
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And if you get to know them,
then you'll be discovering yourself.
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And that is, believe it or not, as great
an adventure as the opposite sex.
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- Thank you.
- [Sniffles]
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[Door Opens And Closes]
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For the most part, your papers
ranged from the merely adequate
to the completely vapid.
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With the exception of one.
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Miss Sinclair, I congratulate you
on your grasp of Pan-European politics.
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Now, remember, ladies,
tomorrow's assignment will...
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- Verena, may I know
the reason you're so late?
- Cramps.
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I wonder what would happen
to American foreign policy
if President Kennedy got cramps.
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Possibly, history has already been
influenced by his bad back, sir.
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Please submit a paper tomorrow
supporting your thesis, Von Stefan.
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Miss Parker, do you have
any views on this subject?
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- No.
- Hmm.
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Plenty of room
but no views, hmm?
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- Oh. Just as I thought. Empty.
Tomorrow's assignment...
- What?
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- [Bell Ringing]
- Review chapters seven through 11
in the Palmer.
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Come see me
in my offi! Ce after lunch.
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If I'm not mistaken,
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you show a genuine interest
in political theory.
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Yeah.
Kind of, I guess.
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I'm going to be attending a series of
lectures over the next few weekends...
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in New York City,
which you might enjoy.
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I'm sure I can arrange
for Miss McVane's permission.
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And perhaps even
extra credit as well.
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New York.
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Between you and me,
Miss Godard's isn't exactly...
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a healthy environment
for an energetic...
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and...
curious young spirit.
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We wouldn't want the hall monitors
to catch you with lint on your jacket.
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Girls have been shot for less.
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I'm so fat, I could die.
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Look who's here.
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- Why, Odious.
- Hi, guys.
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Oh, my God. She's actually
talking to us today.
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- [Laughing]
- What happened with Dewey?
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- Did he feel you up?
- He invited me to a lecture in New York.
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- You didn't say you'd
go with him, did you?
- He wants your bod.
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Ladies, it's time to put on
our thinking caps.
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Somehow, we've got
to get rid of him.
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But then we'd lose
Mrs. Dewey, whom we adore.
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Yeah. But if she knew he was
a pervert, she'd divorce him.
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Right. She's got
to see some proof.
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Like when my mom found those
pictures in my dad's desk.
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Well, uh, I thought that maybe
if I went to New York I could
sneak away and see Dennis.
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You don't need Dewey
to go to New York.
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All you have to do is ask us.
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[Snoring]
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[Laughing]
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It's easy to get a weekend pass. All
you need is a letter from your mother.
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Dear Miss McVane: Tinka will
be joining me in New York City
the weekend of the 20th.
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- Blah, blah, blah.
- So, what I need is a pass
that lets me get out alone.
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That's what it is. Tinka takes
the train into New York and
stays at my mom's apartment.
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She's in Europe for the year
and Tinka's mom is in Boca Raton.
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- Wait a minute. So this is...
- I do all the mothers' letters.
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Tweety wins
our prize every year.
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- Miss Godard's girls are very talented.
- Let me see that.
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Guys, wait!
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How do you mail it
so it has the right postmark?
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You mail it to one of your friends
back home, and they mail it for you.
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Miss Godard's girls
are very organized.
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[Chattering]
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[Engine Revving]
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[Engine Revving]
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[Engine Revving]
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Guys, I think I'm in love.
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- [Girl ] Do you have
something I could...
- Schoolmaids!
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Hi, I'm Snake. This is Skunk,
Groundhog, Possum and Beagle.
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- We're the... [Snaps Fingers]
- [ln Unison] Flat Critters.
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- What is this?
- We're a photography club.
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We take pictures of animals
who have been run over.
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Show 'em, Skunk.
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- Eew.
- Eew.
- Eew.
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- Eew!
- I love this woman!
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She's everything anyone could need.
Poise and personality.
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- Straight teeth, rich parents.
- Go away and leave us alone.
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Her name is Tinka Parker.
[Purrs]
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Tinka.
Her name is Tinka.
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Now you are my dream. And you can take
away my money, my food.
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You can take away my home.
You can take away my car!
221
00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:19,890
But if you take away my dream
I'm nothing but a... [Snaps Fingers]
222
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,560
[In Unison] Flat Critter!
223
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:25,930
[Woman Shrieks] What are you doing?
Bring that back!
224
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,370
[Man Shouting] Come back
with that hat, you little punk!
225
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,640
So, explain to me one thing.
226
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,120
- [Girls Chattering]
- Why can't I have you?
227
00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:43,880
Because you are
lower than dirt.
228
00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:48,410
You're subterranean.
You're a townie, for Christ sakes.
229
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:51,830
I don't know you!
We haven't been introduced.
230
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:55,020
Is that how people fall in love
in your world? They're "introduced"?
231
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,230
- Come on!
- How sad.
232
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,460
How tragic! People like that are...
[Snaps Fingers]
233
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,970
- [In Unison] Flat Critters!
- Eek!
234
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,240
- Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo!
- [Girls Screaming]
235
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:09,010
[Man] Now, hold on,
you young studs!
236
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:15,880
Hey, Tinka!
Tinka!
237
00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:17,890
- [Bell Tolling]
- So, do you really dig that guy?
238
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:22,150
I have some dignity, you know.
239
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:26,630
Odie, you're supposed to wear
the blazer on all trips into the ville.
240
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,430
- Didn't you know that?
- Yes, I did.
241
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,490
But, actually, I have a complaint
about the school jacket.
242
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:35,130
I fi! Nd it a little too restraining.
Cuts off flow of blood to my breasts.
243
00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,800
- [Laughing]
- Five demerits.
244
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,940
You will stay in study hall
till bedtime every night for a week.
245
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:46,340
- By God!
- What?
246
00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:50,580
What is that on your nose? You know, at
fi! Rst, I thought it was just freckles.
247
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:54,320
But now that I'm up close,
I see. It is dried poo-poo.
248
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:58,450
- [Laughing]
- Now, does Miss McVane simply
pull down her underwear...
249
00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:00,790
- and bend over?
- [Laughing]
- Six demerits.
250
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:05,700
- Eight demerits.
- Nine!
- Ten! [Barks]
251
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:08,640
- Arf! Arf!
- [Laughing]
252
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:13,140
- That was breathtaking.
- Thank you.
253
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:15,870
You really have
a fantastic way with words.
254
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:18,510
You should be a speechwriter
or a demagogue or something.
255
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:22,020
You think? I mean, I've always
been kind of interested in politics.
256
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:24,020
Excellent.
257
00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:27,280
Odious, we'd like to invite you
to join the D.A.R.
258
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:31,380
- Oh, I'm not a Republican.
- Oh, I should hope not.
259
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:34,490
We'd like
to show you something.
260
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:43,260
Always make sure nobody's looking,
because nobody knows about this door.
261
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:46,040
- There's a door back here?
- Yeah. Last year,
I went behind this tree...
262
00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:48,870
to hide from the monitors
and I saw it.
263
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,240
This is the attic.
264
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,310
We're right under the roof here. It runs
all the way along the school, you know.
265
00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:58,880
From the dorms, to administration,
under the theater.
266
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,320
- Just about anywhere.
- And the kitchen, don't forget!
267
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,950
Wow... That's all
she cares about.
268
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:07,050
- Anyhow, we got the place to ourselves.
- Mostly.
269
00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:10,160
The only people who come up here are
the maintenance men once in a while.
270
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:13,030
They store old furniture and
stuff... and then we steal it.
271
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:16,700
So far, nobody's
discovered our secret room.
272
00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:20,070
This is where
the D.A.R. Meets.
273
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:24,710
Mmm! We can get any
canned food we want to up here.
274
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,380
They store boxes
of it over the kitchen.
275
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,420
What exactly
is the D.A.R.?
276
00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:34,420
It stands for Daughters
of the American Ravioli.
277
00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:38,450
- Cold ravioli.
- I think it's better cold.
278
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:43,470
In the D.A.R., we share our most
secret dreams of what we want to be.
279
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:46,300
Most of the girls
here at Miss Godard's,
280
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:49,400
they've got all the opportunities
to become something...
281
00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:53,310
a good upbringing, a good
education, they're loaded.
282
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:58,510
But, in ten years, they'll be married
with three kids and two cars,
283
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:01,950
a colonial, a collie...
they're fi! Nished.
284
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:04,780
That's why it's called
a fiinishing school.
285
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:09,380
But we, the D.A.R., have
other plans for ourselves.
286
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:13,950
I'm going to become a pioneer biologist
and fi! Nd a cure for something.
287
00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:16,090
I'm going to start
my own magazine.
288
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:19,760
Like Vogue.
I'm going to call it Moi.
289
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:24,930
- I'm going to be a psychiatrist.
- I'm going to be on the cover
of Moi magazine...
290
00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:27,770
as a famous
actress-folksinger-slut.
291
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:31,280
And Momo will be my doctor
and Tweety will be my shrink.
292
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:35,510
We all pledge to help each other
achieve our ambitions,
293
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:40,680
no matter how big or small,
for our whole life to come.
294
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:44,350
So now, Odette Sinclair,
295
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:47,630
what is your
most cherished dream?
296
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:51,930
I would like
to be an ex-virgin.
297
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:56,740
Your great ambition in life is to lay
with your legs in the air like a bug?
298
00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:59,470
- [Laughing]
- I went home for Christmas
and I got a diaphragm.
299
00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:02,540
Before I could use it,
my mother found it and sent me here.
300
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:05,210
So now, all I want to do is what
I was about to before I got caught.
301
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:12,020
All right. If you join
the D.A.R., we'll organize...
302
00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:16,390
a secret "randy-vous" for you
and Dennis to meet at my mom's
apartment in New York.
303
00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:19,990
- But how do I join?
- First, you must undergo
a little test...
304
00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,830
to prove your sincerity.
305
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,530
Which brings us to another
item on our agenda.
306
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,900
Yes.
Mr. Dewey has got to go.
307
00:21:28,970 --> 00:21:31,700
And you can help. You're
the only one who has French...
308
00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:34,770
in the same room
right after Mr. Dewey's class.
309
00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:37,340
[Bell Ringing]
310
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,560
Okay.
311
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,240
Sinclair, your mother called, but nobody
could fiind you. Where have you been?
312
00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:05,830
None of your floppin' buggies.
313
00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:15,590
- [Bell Chimes]
- Time's up, ladies. Please pass
your papers to the right.
314
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:27,960
- Package from home?
- Yeah. My mom sent me a quilt.
315
00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:41,170
Verena, why are you so late?
316
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,180
You've missed an entire period.
317
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:47,620
- You mean, I'm pregnant?
- [Classmates Laughing]
318
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,880
- [Laughing Continues]
- [Bell Rings]
319
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:03,330
- Where's my briefcase?
- Um, maybe you left it
in the faculty lounge.
320
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,870
That's impossible.
321
00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:09,430
By the way, sir, I'm sorry but I can't
go to New York with you this weekend.
322
00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:13,500
Hmm?
Well, perhaps another time.
323
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,920
Good morning,
Mademoiselle Odette.
324
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:31,050
- Comment allez-vous?
- Tres bien, merci.
325
00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:35,060
Whose is this?
326
00:23:35,130 --> 00:23:37,600
Oh, let's see.
327
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,270
[Gasps, Speaks In French]
328
00:23:49,350 --> 00:23:52,370
- Can you really order this stuff?
- Miss McVane!
329
00:23:52,450 --> 00:23:56,080
Oh, look!
This one has three speeds.
330
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,480
Call Frank Dewey in here.
331
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,550
So, where'd you fi! Nd
all that stuff, Verena?
332
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:06,990
I stole it
from my dad's collection.
333
00:24:07,060 --> 00:24:09,960
I found his secret
hiding place last year.
334
00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:13,900
- He likes anything with whips and stuff.
- Eew!
335
00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:17,000
Guys, cool it.
The warden.
336
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,010
Sinclair and Von Stefan,
337
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:29,020
you will come with me
to Miss McVane's offi! Ce, right now.
338
00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:32,920
Verena, I wonder if you realize
how hard it is...
339
00:24:32,990 --> 00:24:35,960
to attract male teachers
to Miss Godard's.
340
00:24:36,030 --> 00:24:38,390
They consider girls' schools
the bottom of the barrel.
341
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,900
We certainly don't pay them enough
to alter their opinion.
342
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,200
So, we are fortunate indeed...
343
00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:47,070
to have Mr. Dewey
on the faculty.
344
00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:52,230
Yes. He's a very good lecher.
I mean, teacher.
345
00:24:52,310 --> 00:24:56,770
There's some sort of conspiracy
afoot to discredit Mr. Dewey.
346
00:24:56,850 --> 00:25:00,580
He is upset. I have no proof,
but my instinct tells me...
347
00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:02,710
that you are behind
this little gambit.
348
00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:05,550
- What gambit?
- Think of it as a tribute
to your talents...
349
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:07,590
that I suspect you.
350
00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:12,720
Oh, you're very smart, Von Stefan,
but mainly in the derriere.
351
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,990
Now, at Miss Godard's we try to educate
the mind and not the buttocks.
352
00:25:17,070 --> 00:25:20,400
So, unless your smarts begin migrating
from your heinie to your head,
353
00:25:20,470 --> 00:25:23,630
the next time you fi! Nd yourself
in this offi! Ce will be
the occasion of your dismissal.
354
00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:26,010
This is so unfair.
I don't even know what...
355
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,340
I have asked Abby to keep
an eye on you and to report...
356
00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:31,280
anything she construes
as misconduct.
357
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,850
- Yes, Miss McVane.
- Abby, you may return to study hall.
358
00:25:43,630 --> 00:25:48,790
Verena, when young people of one sex
are cooped up for too long in a place,
359
00:25:48,870 --> 00:25:54,330
there is an unhealthy disposition
to plotting and cruel mischief.
360
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,700
I really think you'd benefi! T
from a weekend away from here,
361
00:25:56,770 --> 00:26:02,080
yet I see that you've chosen
to remain on campus since
the beginning of the year.
362
00:26:02,150 --> 00:26:05,140
I know your mother is still in Paris,
but you have friends...
363
00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:08,210
who would invite you
to their houses.
364
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,310
I love it here.
It's my home.
365
00:26:11,390 --> 00:26:13,520
No, dear, it's not.
366
00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:19,360
I'm sorry about
your parents' separation.
Must have been a rough summer.
367
00:26:19,430 --> 00:26:24,230
- Do you want to talk about it?
- No.
368
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:27,930
I mean... [Sighs]
It's an unfair world.
369
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,840
[Plop]
370
00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:34,740
You may be right.
371
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:37,710
[Sighs] On your way out,
please tell Odette to come in here.
372
00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:46,650
Odette, sit down.
[Sighs]
373
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:52,030
Odette, I received a letter from your
mother requesting a weekend pass.
374
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:57,730
- Yes. This weekend.
- However, your mother happened
to call this morning...
375
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,360
about a tuition payment and,
when I mentioned the letter,
376
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,430
she knew nothing about it.
377
00:27:04,510 --> 00:27:06,530
[Plopping Continues]
378
00:27:06,610 --> 00:27:09,910
Not a half-bad forgery.
379
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:12,680
I am referring this
to the committee.
380
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:17,250
Odette Sinclair,
the committee has decided...
381
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:21,550
not to recommend expulsion
and give you a second chance.
382
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:26,460
However, you are grounded
for the remainder of the school year.
383
00:27:26,530 --> 00:27:29,290
- I would like to rebut.
- You're not allowed a rebuttal.
384
00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:31,830
It's a fi! Libuster.
I have the floor.
385
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:35,200
- [Abby] We don't allow that, either.
- What is this, a junta?
386
00:27:35,340 --> 00:27:39,430
�[R & B Ballad]
387
00:27:39,510 --> 00:27:44,340
�I, I who have nothing
388
00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:48,650
- I'm grounded.
- I never leave.
389
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,920
You promised to help and
instead you made things worse.
390
00:27:51,990 --> 00:27:55,420
[Scoffs] Hey. We didn't
get rid of Dewey either.
391
00:27:55,490 --> 00:27:58,220
You can't collapse because
of some minor disappointment.
392
00:27:58,290 --> 00:28:01,700
You get tougher. In the D.A.R.,
we have a saying:
393
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,890
"No more little white gloves."
394
00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:09,410
- I love you
- Come on. Let's go out for a smoke.
395
00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:13,840
We'll just have to organize
some way for Dennis to meet
you here instead of New York.
396
00:28:13,910 --> 00:28:17,180
Somewhere private where
you can do the dirty deed.
397
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:20,180
- Is that possible?
- I'll think of something.
398
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:25,240
I promise. But it's a waste
of my mental skills.
399
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,350
I'd rather be planning
your political career.
400
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:30,950
- [Scoffs]
- You shouldn't be thinking about sex.
401
00:28:31,030 --> 00:28:36,120
- It's so trite.
- Come on. I'm supposed to be
thinking about it at my age.
402
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,260
- Don't you ever?
- Why do you think my brain
is so swift and uncluttered?
403
00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:45,740
- Come on. There must
be someone you like.
- [Giggles]
404
00:28:45,810 --> 00:28:51,180
[Sighs]
Alas, I lust for no one.
405
00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:53,480
- Not even you.
- [Both Giggling]
406
00:28:53,550 --> 00:28:58,320
- [Bell Ringing]
- Tinka! Tinka!
407
00:28:58,390 --> 00:29:00,910
- [Motor Whirring]
- [Bongos]
408
00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:06,860
Tinka, the wind
calls your name.
409
00:29:06,930 --> 00:29:10,890
And the pond, and the trees,
410
00:29:10,970 --> 00:29:14,330
and the...
pachysandra...
411
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,240
- [Bongos Continue]
- And the stars, and the moon...
412
00:29:18,310 --> 00:29:22,510
- You! Pests! Go home!
- And the vines...
They all call your name.
413
00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:24,480
- Who's that?
- Tinka!
- It ain't Gidget.
414
00:29:24,550 --> 00:29:28,310
- I'll call the guards!
- You do that!
415
00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,820
Snake?
Get out of here!
416
00:29:31,890 --> 00:29:36,150
Tinka, come away with me, girl.
Tonight's the night
we're gonna get introduced.
417
00:29:36,230 --> 00:29:38,320
- No!
- We gotta go!
- [Whirring]
418
00:29:38,390 --> 00:29:43,420
- Tinka! Tinka!
- [Guards Shouting]
I know what you look like!
419
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:47,300
Momo, are there
any Triscuits left?
420
00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:52,310
- No, Tweety.
- Oh, I'm so hungry.
My stomach is raging.
421
00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:55,340
- 'Cause you ralphed supper.
- [Sighs]
422
00:29:56,610 --> 00:29:59,450
I'm gonna get some ravioli.
423
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,950
Tweety...
Don't get caught!
424
00:30:10,230 --> 00:30:11,220
[Gasps]
425
00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:17,000
[Groans]
426
00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:21,530
- [Man] What was that?
- [Man ?2] Someone...
427
00:30:24,870 --> 00:30:27,310
[Keys Jangling]
428
00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:29,400
- [Lock Clicks]
- Oh, my God.
429
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,470
Who's there?
430
00:30:31,550 --> 00:30:34,040
- [Miss McVane] I don't believe it.
- [Man] What happened?
431
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,090
[Sighs] The ceiling
has caved in from the leak.
432
00:30:37,150 --> 00:30:40,520
- [Man] This... This proves our point.
- It does not!
433
00:30:43,690 --> 00:30:47,690
I think we're all making
a terrible mistake...
434
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,060
not to consult
the alumni and parents.
435
00:30:50,130 --> 00:30:54,870
[Man] We make a special
appeal every year, and we only
get enough for Band-Aids.
436
00:30:56,310 --> 00:31:00,240
Eve Godard founded this school
because she believed...
437
00:31:00,310 --> 00:31:03,440
that girls had a better
chance to grow strong...
438
00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:06,710
away from the irresistible
domination of men.
439
00:31:06,780 --> 00:31:12,350
She used to say, "We build them up
so you can't tear them down. "
440
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:14,550
They come fi! Rst here.
441
00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:19,190
If we merge with the boys' academy,
the girls will come second.
442
00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:24,630
They shouldn't have to learn such
a bitter lesson at this crucial age.
443
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,200
St. Ambrose is one
of the oldest and fi! Nest...
444
00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:31,170
boys'prep schools in the East.
445
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,370
I have bailed this school out
year after year.
446
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,040
But if the board rejects
this brilliant proposal,
447
00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:41,170
- I will cancel my support.
- [Man] Page.
448
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:44,010
Now, may we put
this son of a bitch to a vote?
449
00:31:44,090 --> 00:31:47,280
All those in favor
of coeducation.
450
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:55,730
Hurry up!
451
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,460
Guys, listen to what
Tweety just found out.
452
00:31:58,530 --> 00:32:02,440
[Tweety Whispering] Miss Godard's
is going coed with St. Ambrose.
453
00:32:02,510 --> 00:32:05,910
- St. Ambrose Academy?
- Shh! We're not supposed to know!
454
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:09,570
- Next year!
- Why? It's a disaster!
455
00:32:09,650 --> 00:32:11,480
St. Ambrose boys
are so cute!
456
00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:14,380
- Why can't we just...
- This is the best thing
to happen since Midol.
457
00:32:14,450 --> 00:32:18,050
- Boys at Miss Godard's.
- Oh, yeah. You would just go out
and greet them with open legs.
458
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,210
- Hey, guys. Now they're gonna
have to call it Miss Gonads.
- [All Laughing]
459
00:32:20,290 --> 00:32:23,160
Goldberg, Haines.
Back to your room.
460
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,260
Not another blessed peep
out of the rest of you!
461
00:32:34,570 --> 00:32:40,030
- [Door Closes]
- The D.A.R. Meets tomorrow night
after classes.
462
00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:42,410
- [Girls Arguing]
- It's not going to be okay!
463
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,000
I'm not going
to get into M.I.T. Now!
464
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:50,040
If I apply with a lot of boys
from the same school, you know
they'll accept the boys fi! Rst!
465
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,250
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is!
466
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,260
[ Odie] All l ever hear
is girls complaining...
467
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,190
- how lonely and bored they are, right?
- Oh, yes.
468
00:32:57,260 --> 00:33:00,020
[Momo] Tinka, maybe. Not me!
I can stand a little loneliness!
469
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:02,790
This is a school!
We're all trying to get smarter!
470
00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:06,730
If St. Ambrose merges with us,
instead we'll all be killing
ourselves to be cute.
471
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:11,260
Right! Just imagine. We'll have to
wash our hair every night.
472
00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:14,540
We'll have to sleep on rollers
till our scalp bleeds.
473
00:33:14,610 --> 00:33:17,640
Then we'll have to get up at 6::00
every morning for the comb-out.
474
00:33:17,710 --> 00:33:19,980
Your lungs will
be lined with hair spray.
475
00:33:20,050 --> 00:33:22,610
Then, you need all this
equipment to push up the tits...
476
00:33:22,690 --> 00:33:25,210
and blitz the zits
and spray the pits.
477
00:33:25,290 --> 00:33:27,760
- [Momo] She's right.
- Then-Then you stagger into class...
478
00:33:27,820 --> 00:33:30,350
- [Groans]
- And you look perfect
but you're exhausted.
479
00:33:30,430 --> 00:33:32,590
You're too tired to even think!
But that's okay...
480
00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,720
because the teachers,
they won't call on you anyway!
481
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,260
Also, you don't want to be smarter
than the boys. They don't like that.
482
00:33:38,330 --> 00:33:41,790
So to wake up, you drink some coffee
at lunch but don't eat the food.
483
00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:46,740
- You'll be on a permanent diet!
- I'm not gonna change the way
I am 'cause boys are around.
484
00:33:46,810 --> 00:33:48,970
Oh, come off it, Tweety.
I've seen you at school dances.
485
00:33:49,050 --> 00:33:51,740
It's like The Three Faces of Eve.
You turn into this simpering, fawning...
486
00:33:51,810 --> 00:33:54,250
- Verena. Verena!
- Wretch, and the whole next week,
we have to put up with your...
487
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,250
- suicide attempts because
your date didn't like you!
- Verena, stop.
488
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,080
- Shut up!
- [Groans]
- Verena!
489
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,650
- Now, you've done it.
- Don't listen to her, Tweety.
490
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,780
[ Odie] That was really
uncalled-for, Vagina.
491
00:34:06,730 --> 00:34:10,630
Look, Von Stefan. I know you like
this place the way it is, but wake up!
492
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:14,160
- It's not real life. Real life
is boy-girl, boy-girl.
- No!
493
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:17,170
- Real life is boy on top of girl!
- Would you two stop it?
494
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,610
- You should know that.
- Oh...
495
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,510
Look. It looks like this is going to
happen whether we like it or not,
496
00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:25,640
- so we're just going to have to adjust.
- Yes, we're gonna have to adjust.
497
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,080
Where would we be now if
President Kennedy had said,
498
00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:31,180
"Oh, well, we'll just have
to adjust to living in the shadow...
499
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:33,810
- of nuclear warheads on Cuba"?
- There ya go!
500
00:34:33,890 --> 00:34:35,860
They're just boys, Verena,
not communists.
501
00:34:35,930 --> 00:34:39,120
Ha! I'm not gonna live in
the shadow of the hairy bird!
502
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,460
Well, that's your prob.
You're afraid of boys!
503
00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:43,260
- Order. Order!
- Oh, you'd be afraid
of boys too, except...
504
00:34:43,330 --> 00:34:45,770
- Order!
- You've got nothing
left to lose, Miss Tinka!
505
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,300
- Prude!
- Tramp!
- Truce! Quiet!
506
00:34:48,370 --> 00:34:52,240
- Come on! Have some ravioli.
- Oh...
507
00:34:56,450 --> 00:34:58,570
[Sighs] Here's what I propose.
508
00:34:58,650 --> 00:35:02,380
The St. Ambrose Choir is coming down
for a dance and concert in May.
509
00:35:02,450 --> 00:35:05,820
Obviously, this is a trial
to see if we all get along.
510
00:35:05,890 --> 00:35:09,320
So, we must make
the boys look so awful...
511
00:35:09,390 --> 00:35:11,920
the trustees will have to cancel
the merge of our two schools.
512
00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:14,520
What do you mean, "we"?
Count me out.
513
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,360
- You're in the D.A.R. You have to help.
- Well, then, I quit.
514
00:35:17,430 --> 00:35:19,370
Me too.
515
00:35:22,410 --> 00:35:25,340
What about you, Odie?
516
00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:27,600
Maybe it wouldn't be that bad,
having boys here.
517
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,700
I mean, it doesn't have to be about sex,
right? They can just be our friends.
518
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:34,510
- Just like we're friends.
- Friends? Look at us!
519
00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:36,680
Just mention boys,
and everybody's a traitor.
520
00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:40,310
So, are you going to stay and help them
with their nasty little plan?
521
00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:43,760
Come on, Verena.
Don't do it.
522
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,990
It's pathetic. You all want to sell out
the school because you're horny!
523
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:58,570
[Sighs]
524
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:05,480
- Well, the D.A.R. Is dead.
- [Sighs]
525
00:36:05,550 --> 00:36:10,040
[Sighs] Long live
The Hairy Bird Committee.
526
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:15,580
- Hear, hear!
- Okay. Let's get some ideas
for the St. Ambrose dance.
527
00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:18,020
How can we put them
in a bad light?
528
00:36:18,090 --> 00:36:22,790
What sort of boys would your parents
never allow you to consort with?
529
00:36:22,870 --> 00:36:26,060
Okay. Okay, well...
530
00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:30,200
- If they were drunks.
- Mmm.
531
00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:33,070
- Or sex fi! Ends.
- Good.
532
00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:44,180
Good night, Verena.
533
00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:52,690
So what do you want this time?
534
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:57,700
- [Sighs] I need 20 pounds of sugar.
- No problem.
535
00:36:57,770 --> 00:37:00,170
And about two dozen
liquor bottles.
536
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:03,500
No. I don't want
trouble.
537
00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:07,370
- I'm talking about empty bottles.
- Ah. Okay.
538
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,170
Fifty dollars.
539
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:14,910
Tomas! Do I look
like I'm made of money?
540
00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:18,510
[Laughs]
541
00:37:18,590 --> 00:37:20,950
[Liquid Bubbling]
542
00:37:23,990 --> 00:37:27,830
- It's ready.
- Ahh. Good timing. I need a drink.
543
00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:29,920
[Both Laughing]
544
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,960
Down the hatch!
545
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,470
[Coughing]
546
00:37:37,540 --> 00:37:40,510
Ohh! Whoo!
[Giggles]
547
00:37:40,580 --> 00:37:43,670
It's at least a thousand proof.
548
00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:49,120
Now, try it
with some apple juice.
549
00:37:49,190 --> 00:37:52,210
[Sighs]
550
00:37:52,290 --> 00:37:56,320
[Coughs, Pants]
551
00:37:56,390 --> 00:37:58,860
Momo, you're a genius!
552
00:37:58,930 --> 00:38:01,730
[Girls Shouting]
553
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,830
Keep going, men. Play defense.
Get ready for the bully.
554
00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:17,070
This shouldn't be a secret.
You should tell all the others
about the school going coed.
555
00:38:17,150 --> 00:38:20,380
- Throw the whole question into debate.
- You tell a single soul,
556
00:38:20,450 --> 00:38:23,320
and I'll tell Abby Sawyer
about your plans for Dennis.
557
00:38:23,390 --> 00:38:27,790
I know what you're afraid of.
You're afraid they actually
might like the idea, right?
558
00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:31,120
And everything has to be your way,
no matter what anybody else wants.
559
00:38:31,190 --> 00:38:34,750
- You're a totalitarian.
- [Whistle Blows]
560
00:38:34,830 --> 00:38:38,490
Come on, Verena, the school going coed
is not the end of the world.
561
00:38:38,570 --> 00:38:43,100
You don't understand! You don't belong
here! You don't deserve it!
562
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,070
[Knocking]
563
00:38:50,350 --> 00:38:53,940
- Abby, your parents are downstairs.
- Oh, okay. Thanks.
564
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:56,040
Have a nice weekend, Ab.
565
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,180
Bye.
566
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,960
[Shrieks]
567
00:39:12,870 --> 00:39:15,960
What happened
to Abby Sawyer's hair?
568
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,670
Someone put peroxide
in her setting lotion.
569
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:22,970
[Sobbing]
570
00:39:23,050 --> 00:39:27,140
They all hate me.
571
00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,180
- Nobody could hate you, sugar.
- Page.
572
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:32,410
- We'll be up in a second.
- Sometimes...
573
00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:35,950
I just want to tear off all my stars
and be just like everybody else.
574
00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:39,930
Abby Sawyer,
when you are at the top,
575
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,590
there are always jealous people
who try to shoot you down.
576
00:39:43,670 --> 00:39:46,260
Well, you just pick up
your chin and you say, "pooh"!
577
00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:50,470
Now, when we get home tonight,
we'll put a nice rinse on that hair.
578
00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:53,940
- Tonight? I thought I was
going with you now.
- Come on, Harvey.
579
00:39:54,010 --> 00:39:58,610
- We have a meeting of the
Board ofTrustees, lovey.
- But I'm all packed.
580
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:03,280
Abby, in a couple of weeks
you will understand what
all the mystery is about.
581
00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:07,520
- I can't even remember
what they look like.
- [Chuckles]
582
00:40:08,590 --> 00:40:10,580
Anyway, I think
it's important...
583
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,670
I'm here to see my daughter.
Tinka Parker.
584
00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:26,170
Uh, dear, will you tell
Tinka her father's here?
585
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,470
Tinka's dad's dead.
586
00:40:28,540 --> 00:40:32,170
Excuse me. I think I left
my yacht running. Hee-hee...
587
00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:35,510
- [Cackling]
- Get the guard!
588
00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:37,520
G'day!
589
00:40:37,590 --> 00:40:41,180
The plan needs
a fi! Nal flourish.
590
00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:44,250
A dagger in the heart
of St. Ambrose.
591
00:40:44,330 --> 00:40:48,850
Do you suppose any of the boys in the
choir is related to one of the trustees?
592
00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:53,830
Let's check the yearbook.
I think there's a list of trustees.
593
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,000
- [Boys Chattering]
- Uh, hello.
594
00:40:56,070 --> 00:40:59,770
[Verena] Hello. Is this
Mr. Frost to whom I'm speaking?
595
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,870
- Yeah.
- This is Mrs. Mortimer Frost
calling from England.
596
00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:06,210
My husband has just passed away
and left an inheritance.
597
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,510
I'm trying to locate his heirs.
Are you, by any chance,
598
00:41:09,590 --> 00:41:13,450
- Bradley Stoner Frost, Jr.?
- No. He's my grandfather.
599
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:18,690
Ahh. And your grandfather is a member
of the St. Ambrose Board ofTrustees?
600
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,060
- Yes.
- Well, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
601
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,530
Yup. He's in the choir.
602
00:41:30,010 --> 00:41:30,990
He's mine.
603
00:41:32,370 --> 00:41:36,040
- Let me in, wee-ooh
- Wee-ooh, wee-ooh
604
00:41:36,110 --> 00:41:38,940
� Ooh, wee-ooh
605
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,680
� Wee-ooh, wee-ooh
606
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:46,690
� Ooh, wee-ooh
Wee-ooh
607
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,560
�I can see the dance band
The silhouettes on the shade
608
00:41:50,630 --> 00:41:54,360
�I hear the music
All the lovers on parade
609
00:41:54,430 --> 00:41:58,730
� Open up
I want to come in again
610
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,330
�I thought you were my friend
611
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:09,070
�Pitter-patter
of those feet
612
00:42:09,140 --> 00:42:16,350
�Movin'and a-groovin'
with that beat
613
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:23,920
�Jumpin'and stompin'
on the floor
614
00:42:23,990 --> 00:42:27,950
- Let me in, open up
- Let me in, open up
615
00:42:28,030 --> 00:42:31,470
�I want you
to open up that door
616
00:42:31,530 --> 00:42:34,800
�I hear music Let me in
617
00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:37,170
The master race has arrived.
618
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:43,010
- Headmaster...
- Headmaster Armstrong. Yes.
619
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,240
And this is Mr. Bert Chubb,
one of our housemasters,
620
00:42:45,310 --> 00:42:48,040
and Graham John,
our choirmaster.
621
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:52,320
Uh, how do you do
and welcome to Miss Godard's.
622
00:42:56,190 --> 00:42:58,250
We've got about 80 dollars
in the kitty.
623
00:42:58,330 --> 00:43:01,160
It goes to whoever's date
has the largest set of nay-nays.
624
00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:05,220
You must furnish proof.
Our roving photographer will fi! Nd you.
625
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:07,860
- Let's go.
- Masterly.
626
00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:10,910
[Whispering, Chatter]
627
00:43:14,310 --> 00:43:17,510
- And then there's the brown one.
- She's the biggest one...
628
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:26,580
Girls, you have about 20 minutes
to show your dates around campus.
629
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:31,150
Then, when you hear the bell,
please escort them to the dining
room for an early dinner.
630
00:43:31,230 --> 00:43:33,590
There will be
a tea dance at 6::00.
631
00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:36,220
And then the concert
tonight at 8:00.
632
00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,820
Come forward when
we call your names.
633
00:43:40,670 --> 00:43:43,040
- Schumacher.
- Burgess.
634
00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:47,770
Hi, my name's Charles.
635
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,080
- [Wolf Whistle]
- [Laughing]
636
00:43:53,150 --> 00:43:56,240
- Fanning.
- Delacorte.
637
00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:02,620
- [Giggling]
- Winslow.
638
00:44:02,690 --> 00:44:04,720
[Miss Phipps] Goldberg.
639
00:44:04,790 --> 00:44:07,920
Todd Winslow.
How do you do?
640
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,520
- Theresa Goldberg. Nice to meet you.
- [Gasps]
641
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,120
- [Boy] We've got a winner.
- [Boy ?2] I think
we do have a winner.
642
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,670
[Snide Chuckling]
643
00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,710
- [Chubb] Purvis.
- [Phipps] Wang.
644
00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:23,370
Hi.
645
00:44:26,110 --> 00:44:29,610
- Frost.
- Sawyer.
646
00:44:29,690 --> 00:44:34,380
Hmph. Miss Phipps, I was supposed to
get Frost. I signed up for him.
647
00:44:34,460 --> 00:44:37,150
Abby, you changed the list?
648
00:44:41,130 --> 00:44:43,760
Verena, everyone has been
matched by height.
649
00:44:43,830 --> 00:44:45,860
You are too tall
for Mr. Frost.
650
00:44:45,930 --> 00:44:51,630
- Your date is Mr. Bateman.
- [Whispering]
651
00:44:51,710 --> 00:44:56,440
I'm-I'm Conrad. Or you can
call me Connie or Darnoc, which
is my name backwards.
652
00:44:56,510 --> 00:44:59,240
[Sighs] Come on, Car Wreck.
653
00:45:06,990 --> 00:45:10,080
Well, I think Nixon lost the election
because of his enormous jowls.
654
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,090
[Laughing] You're terrible.
655
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:16,100
I mean, the least he could have done
was put a brassiere on for television.
656
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,220
Stop, please!
I'll burst!
657
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:21,030
What size cup would
you say he was?
658
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:24,070
Are you a soprano or an alto?
I'm a tenor but I can go...
659
00:45:24,140 --> 00:45:27,510
- as high as an alto, because sometimes...
- Excuse me for a moment.
660
00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:32,110
Oh!
661
00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:36,510
- Oh, I'm so maladroit!
- [Frost] Oh, geez. Are you all right?
662
00:45:36,590 --> 00:45:38,610
Can you ever forgive me?
663
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,860
Never.
664
00:45:44,060 --> 00:45:46,320
Better go change.
665
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,830
I will be right back.
666
00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:52,420
Oh...
667
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:56,340
My name's Verena.
Have you seen the gym, Mr. Frost?
668
00:45:56,410 --> 00:46:00,000
- Uh, Frosty.
- Frosty Frost.
669
00:46:05,310 --> 00:46:10,550
[ Odette] Dear Dennis::
Be careful no one sees you
when you come in the back way.
670
00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:12,850
You'll be safe once you
put on the jacket and tie.
671
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,650
Then everyone will think
you're a St. Ambrose boy.
672
00:46:18,730 --> 00:46:21,090
Don't forget to put
the rubbers in your pocket.
673
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,690
If a guard stops you, eat them.
674
00:46:24,770 --> 00:46:26,860
[Armstrong] What an extraordinarily
attractive group...
675
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:29,030
of young ladies
you have at Miss Godard's.
676
00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:31,540
Won't they look good
on the cover of your brochure?
677
00:46:31,610 --> 00:46:34,040
Yes. Might encourage
enrollment.
678
00:46:34,110 --> 00:46:36,440
Or we could redesign
their school uniform:
679
00:46:36,510 --> 00:46:39,810
Shorter skirts,
plunging necklines.
680
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,610
[Chuckles] Well, l...
681
00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:10,950
[Sighs]
682
00:47:17,630 --> 00:47:20,130
- Are we allowed to be in here?
- No.
683
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,810
- You want one?
- Uh...
684
00:47:35,890 --> 00:47:38,510
We could get high.
685
00:47:38,590 --> 00:47:40,720
What, with aspirin and Coke?
686
00:47:40,790 --> 00:47:43,320
Come off it. [Chuckles]
That doesn't work.
687
00:47:43,390 --> 00:47:45,420
But did you ever try
Midol with Coke?
688
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:47,690
No.
689
00:47:55,940 --> 00:48:00,740
- [Sighs]
- Wow, you're pretty vigorous.
690
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,580
These look more like Miltowns.
691
00:48:09,090 --> 00:48:11,020
I wish they were.
692
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,790
[Clears Throat]
My mom, she eats 'em like potato chips.
693
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:21,060
She's exceptionally happy, but she
bumps into the furniture a lot.
694
00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:24,360
Just like my mom.
Where do you think I got the pills?
695
00:48:24,430 --> 00:48:29,530
- So they are Miltowns?
- No. No, Midols... for cramps.
696
00:48:29,610 --> 00:48:31,600
Ah.
697
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,940
My ma doesn't get cramps anymore,
she gets subpoenas.
698
00:48:34,010 --> 00:48:38,240
- What?
- She and my dad are constantly
slugging it out in court.
699
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,770
It's a situation I don't like
being in the middle of.
700
00:48:41,850 --> 00:48:45,290
I know.
It's not much fun.
701
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,420
Oh, you know what is fun though?
Codeine and rubber cement.
702
00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:53,630
I can be a lot of fun.
703
00:48:54,730 --> 00:48:56,670
No doubt.
704
00:48:56,730 --> 00:49:01,100
I have a reputation for being
sort of wild and loose.
705
00:49:01,170 --> 00:49:03,700
[Chuckles Nervously]
706
00:49:03,770 --> 00:49:06,070
You got... Co-Could I have
another Midol?
707
00:49:08,350 --> 00:49:10,280
[Whispers] Thanks.
708
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,520
Would you like to come up
to my room later?
709
00:49:16,050 --> 00:49:19,680
Ah, you're allowed
to have boys in your dorm?
710
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:23,560
Of course not. But there's a secret door
I'll show you. You won't get caught.
711
00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:25,790
Well I'd love it
if I got caught.
712
00:49:25,860 --> 00:49:29,460
Yeah. I've tried and tried to get
kicked out of St. Ambrose, but...
713
00:49:29,530 --> 00:49:32,500
my grandfather, he'd just get me
kicked right back in.
714
00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:36,160
He's head of
the board of trustees.
715
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:38,170
Why don't you like the school?
716
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,470
I don't fi! T in.
It's...
717
00:49:40,540 --> 00:49:44,950
All the guys at St. Ambrose are
marchin' off the same cliff, you know.
718
00:49:45,020 --> 00:49:48,180
The seat on the stock exchange.
The wife. The three-point-two children.
719
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:51,690
- Yeah. The colonial. The collie.
- Yeah.
720
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,560
- How you feeling?
- [Laughs]
721
00:49:58,630 --> 00:50:01,560
No cramps.
722
00:50:01,630 --> 00:50:03,600
[Creaking]
723
00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:08,690
� Gee whiz
724
00:50:08,770 --> 00:50:11,800
�Look in his eyes
725
00:50:13,910 --> 00:50:16,470
� Gee whiz
726
00:50:16,550 --> 00:50:19,810
�How they hypnotize
727
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,880
�He's got everything
728
00:50:23,950 --> 00:50:26,250
- [Continues, Indistinct]
- It's been a long time.
729
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,760
Yeah.
730
00:50:30,590 --> 00:50:32,530
You seem taller.
731
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,060
No.
I'm the same.
732
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,170
� Gee whiz
733
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:53,270
- [Chattering, Indistinct]
- Verena, you may not abandon
your date. That's the rule.
734
00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:55,510
But Abby left him.
735
00:50:55,590 --> 00:50:58,950
I'll take care of Mr. Frost
until Abby gets back.
736
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:01,420
Now go and be a proper hostess
to Mr. Bateman.
737
00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:04,560
Have you seen
the new science building?
738
00:51:04,630 --> 00:51:08,090
- This is great.
Every 15 minutes I get a new date.
- [Chuckles]
739
00:51:10,170 --> 00:51:12,430
Verena.
That's Hungarian, right?
740
00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:14,440
- But then it'd be,
[Hungarian Accent] Verena.
- Excuse me,
741
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:16,730
- See l...
- I have to set up the refreshments.
742
00:51:19,980 --> 00:51:22,470
�[Continues]
743
00:51:22,550 --> 00:51:26,350
�I love that guy
744
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:29,040
� Gee whiz
745
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,590
- My valentine
- So...
746
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:36,020
we're really gonna do it
this time?
747
00:51:36,090 --> 00:51:39,150
Yeah. I mean,
if you still want to.
748
00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:41,250
Are you kidding?
749
00:51:41,330 --> 00:51:43,270
- Did you bring, um...
- Yeah.
750
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,070
Bourbon,
751
00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:52,340
and, ah...
752
00:51:58,450 --> 00:52:00,380
Conceptive foam?
753
00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:04,110
Dennis, I thought you were
going to bring, you know, rubbers.
754
00:52:04,190 --> 00:52:07,020
This is something new.
The girl puts it in.
755
00:52:11,090 --> 00:52:13,190
Eew.
756
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:15,320
I can't read this.
757
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,230
Okay.
Here's the diagram.
758
00:52:22,310 --> 00:52:26,040
I think you have to
lie back with...
759
00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:29,340
your knees up to get it in.
760
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,740
�Look out, Jerry Look out
761
00:52:31,810 --> 00:52:34,370
� There's a big bad bird
that's flyin'high
762
00:52:34,450 --> 00:52:38,280
- [Girl ] It's good to see you.
- Twist that pony
Do the bird with me
763
00:52:38,350 --> 00:52:41,050
�Aye yah yah yah yah yah
764
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,680
� Twist that pony
Do the bird with me
765
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,700
�Aye yah yah yah yah yah
766
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,390
- Looks like this dance is,
ah, going pretty good, huh?
- She's lookin' at ya.
767
00:52:49,470 --> 00:52:51,730
Are you gonna ask
that guy to dance?
768
00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:55,000
�Do the bird Do the bird
769
00:52:55,070 --> 00:52:58,770
- Do the shimmy shimmy
- Do the bird, do the bird
770
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,000
�Do the bird Do the bird
771
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,310
- Come on we're gonna
- Twist and ride
772
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:06,210
�Pony ride shake and shout
773
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,150
�Harder and harder
774
00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:11,920
�Hey, baby, do the bird with me
775
00:53:11,990 --> 00:53:13,920
� Yes
776
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:15,920
� Come on, baby,
to the sky up above
777
00:53:15,990 --> 00:53:19,480
- Some libation, please.
- Yah yah yah yah yah
778
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,090
�[Continues, Indistinct]
779
00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:25,070
This is special stuff
we made just for you.
780
00:53:25,130 --> 00:53:28,870
If you want some more,
ask for the mystery punch.
781
00:53:41,780 --> 00:53:43,750
- It's spiked.
- Masterly.
782
00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:45,910
D-Did you guys
taste the punch?
783
00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:47,920
Come on.
Let's go get some more.
784
00:53:48,990 --> 00:53:51,150
[All Chattering Indistinctly]
785
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,500
Hold the applicator
fi! Rmly upright...
786
00:53:56,570 --> 00:53:58,500
and apply pressure downwards.
787
00:53:58,570 --> 00:54:00,970
[Grunts] I am.
788
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,630
Did you shake it well?
Give it to me.
789
00:54:17,990 --> 00:54:19,920
Okay.
790
00:54:23,790 --> 00:54:25,730
[Screams]
791
00:54:28,460 --> 00:54:31,160
[Scoffs] Good going, Dennis.
792
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,340
Maybe we could get it in
with a spoon.
793
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,210
The girls would move
into this house.
794
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:46,080
I want to inform you
that I was not born yesterday.
795
00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:48,910
I know precisely
what is going on here.
796
00:54:48,990 --> 00:54:51,350
- I beg your pardon.
- This whole scheme was cooked up...
797
00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:54,080
by Harvey Sawyer
and his real estate buddies.
798
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,250
They want to buy this campus
for subdivision.
799
00:54:56,330 --> 00:55:00,290
This has nothing to do with me,
or with you, for that matter.
800
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,490
The merger is a fait accompli.
801
00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:07,430
- We must forge on and
look on the positive side.
- There is no positive side.
802
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:12,130
With all due respect, Miss McVane,
I think you were born yesterday.
803
00:55:12,210 --> 00:55:14,270
I fail to see any way...
804
00:55:14,340 --> 00:55:17,310
that Miss Godard's benefi! Ts
from an association with St. Ambrose...
805
00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:19,780
We have a rich
and very generous alumni.
806
00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:22,510
- That should be enough for you.
- It's a bottom-of-the-heap school...
807
00:55:22,590 --> 00:55:25,350
for boys who are too dumb
or unruly to...
808
00:55:25,420 --> 00:55:29,690
I'll have to report to the trustees that
you and I are unable to work together.
809
00:55:31,430 --> 00:55:34,990
Of course, one of us...
810
00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:37,060
will be removed.
811
00:55:38,430 --> 00:55:40,660
I apologize.
812
00:55:45,110 --> 00:55:47,130
Please forgive me.
813
00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:51,150
Wouldn't you be happier
if you resigned?
814
00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,080
I can't.
815
00:55:56,250 --> 00:55:58,240
Miss Godard's...
816
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,260
is my home.
817
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:03,860
I know that feeling.
818
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,500
[Glass Rattling]
819
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:21,000
� That your love's untrue
820
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,200
- You're all done?
- Uh-huh.
821
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,710
Come on, beautiful.
Let's begin the beguine.
822
00:56:25,780 --> 00:56:29,050
Later, Car Wreck.
First, suck on this.
823
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,090
�But now you come to me sayin'
824
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,090
�Baby, I'm gonna leave ya
825
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,620
�And I'm beggin'ya this time, darlin'
don't make me believe ya
826
00:56:37,690 --> 00:56:41,890
- Baby, baby, baby, baby
- Don't, don't, don't, don't
827
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:45,370
- Baby, baby, don't play
with my heart
- Don't, don't
828
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,630
[Groans]
829
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:49,930
- [Continues, Indistinct]
- Look at Tinka. She's at it again.
830
00:56:51,670 --> 00:56:54,170
Do you know you can tell the way a
person is by the texture of the skin...
831
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,210
on the back of their hand.
832
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,610
It's very soft.
833
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,980
You're sensitive
and refi! Ned.
834
00:57:02,290 --> 00:57:04,220
Ooh. It's rough.
835
00:57:04,290 --> 00:57:06,450
Yeah. I'm callous
and unfeeling.
836
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,820
[Laughing] Get out, you.
837
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,990
Theresa...
838
00:57:13,060 --> 00:57:15,760
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
839
00:57:15,830 --> 00:57:17,770
Break it up, please.
840
00:57:20,970 --> 00:57:24,930
- Is there somewhere
where we could be alone?
- We could try the gym.
841
00:57:25,010 --> 00:57:26,940
- Bring him to me
- Masterly.
842
00:57:28,010 --> 00:57:31,670
�Bring him to me
843
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:36,550
�I'm asking God in His house
844
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:39,180
�And the angels above
845
00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:43,190
- To send me, send me, send me
- [Screams]
846
00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:45,960
- [Screaming Continues]
- [Boy Laughing]
847
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,460
- Oh!
- Poor Abby.
848
00:57:49,530 --> 00:57:52,830
This is not your night.
Better go change.
849
00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:56,900
You stay away from my date.
I am warning you!
850
00:57:58,810 --> 00:58:00,970
- Verena.
- My friends all tell me
851
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,710
- Go to him, run to him
- What is wrong with that Frost boy?
852
00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:06,840
- And tell him
- He's a perpetual problem, that one.
853
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:10,480
- He's all wrong
- Get him outta here. Go! Go!
854
00:58:10,550 --> 00:58:14,650
�He's in my heart I know it
But it's so hard to show it
855
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,560
- 'Cause it's easier
- [Loud Thud, Indistinct]
856
00:58:17,630 --> 00:58:19,690
�Easier said than done
857
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,860
�My body's tellin'me
fiight with him sigh to him
858
00:58:23,930 --> 00:58:28,340
� Tell him I would
die for him and tell him
859
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,500
- He's the one
- [Moaning]
860
00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:36,140
- Come on.
- Although he gives me a feeling
that sets my heart a reelin'
861
00:58:36,210 --> 00:58:40,670
- Yeah, it's easier
easier said than done
- [Laughing]
862
00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:43,180
[Groans]
863
00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:47,520
- Well, I know that I love him so
- I know
864
00:58:59,170 --> 00:59:03,760
�Hey, girl I want you to know
865
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:08,280
- l-l-I'll stop if you want me to.
- Yeah. No.
866
00:59:09,650 --> 00:59:14,050
- lf you go
- Bye-bye, baby
867
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:17,350
- And, hey, girl
- [Soft Thud, Indistinct]
868
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:20,120
- Did you hear something?
- No.
869
00:59:20,190 --> 00:59:25,560
�Something deep
inside of me is going
870
00:59:25,630 --> 00:59:28,530
� To die
871
00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:38,040
�lf this is good-bye
872
00:59:38,110 --> 00:59:41,410
- No, I beg you, please
- Bye-bye, baby
873
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:44,810
�Don't go away
874
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:48,250
- [Gasps]
- Masterly.
875
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:52,950
�No, no, no, no, no
no, no, don't
876
00:59:53,020 --> 00:59:56,960
- Don't go away
- Bye-bye, baby
877
00:59:58,130 --> 01:00:00,250
- �Hey, hey, hey
- Just keep your mouth shut.
878
01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:02,190
Schumacher.
879
01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:05,290
You owe me 80 bucks.
We got the photos. We got...
880
01:00:05,370 --> 01:00:07,460
- How big were the nay-nays?
- They were like watermelons.
881
01:00:07,540 --> 01:00:09,440
No. No. I don't know
about that one.
882
01:00:09,510 --> 01:00:12,500
- Maybe more like kumquats.
- [Loud Squeal ]
883
01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:15,570
- Hey, who are you guys?
- Want something, fellas?
884
01:00:15,650 --> 01:00:18,410
- Get 'em! [Grunts]
- [Groaning]
885
01:00:23,090 --> 01:00:26,820
- What's the matter, Tweety?
- I'm fat and ugly and I wanna throw up.
886
01:00:26,890 --> 01:00:29,650
Hey, what happened, honey?
887
01:00:29,730 --> 01:00:32,720
I hate them.
They took pictures.
888
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,760
- The pigs.
- Who?
889
01:00:35,970 --> 01:00:38,560
- Which one of you is Todd Winslow?
- Not me.
890
01:00:40,970 --> 01:00:44,600
- Is one of you Todd Winslow?
- [Chattering, Indistinct]
891
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,600
Take it easy, fellas.
892
01:00:50,310 --> 01:00:53,250
Sir, I want to report
one of these boys.
893
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:57,150
You need a break from
this hormonal nightmare. Shall we?
894
01:00:57,220 --> 01:01:00,520
Sir, this boy, he did something
horrible to Theresa Goldberg.
895
01:01:00,590 --> 01:01:03,650
His name is Todd Winslow,
and I can't fi! Nd him.
896
01:01:03,730 --> 01:01:06,320
We'll call the FBI.
897
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,190
Excuse me, sir.
May I cut in?
898
01:01:12,330 --> 01:01:15,360
Snake. How did you
get in here?
899
01:01:16,870 --> 01:01:18,810
You're so beautiful
I could eat your teeth.
900
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,040
Where'd you get these clothes?
901
01:01:22,110 --> 01:01:25,550
Ah, some preppy gave 'em to me
after I beat him up.
902
01:01:28,050 --> 01:01:32,380
Todd Winslow?
You beat up Todd Winslow?
903
01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:34,390
Oh, you sweetheart.
904
01:01:35,690 --> 01:01:38,850
Tinka in my arms.
I must be dreaming.
905
01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:42,860
Pinch me.
I'll show ya where.
906
01:01:42,930 --> 01:01:46,800
�And be my lady
907
01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:48,800
[Boy] Mind if I cut in?
908
01:01:48,870 --> 01:01:53,770
- Oh, my love, love, love
- You're attractive, really.
Nice jacket. Hey, get lost.
909
01:01:57,750 --> 01:02:01,440
- Day, it is so lonely
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
910
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:05,420
� Yeah, now
911
01:02:05,490 --> 01:02:08,080
�Might forget it
912
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:12,060
�So blue
913
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,130
- Time is all
- Verena.
914
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:20,500
[Gasps] You're not supposed
to be awake.
915
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:23,900
- I'm probably not.
- Oh, rats.
916
01:02:23,970 --> 01:02:26,530
Couldn't you just
sort of... pass out again?
917
01:02:26,610 --> 01:02:28,870
I probably would
if you kiss me.
918
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,600
I have to go clean up
the refreshments.
919
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:35,480
Is this really your room?
920
01:02:35,550 --> 01:02:38,650
I wouldn't take you
for a Liberace fan.
921
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,660
Love him.
922
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:43,560
Listen, I'll be right back
and we'll have us a wild time.
923
01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:45,960
L-I'm chilly.
924
01:02:46,030 --> 01:02:47,960
Could you tuck me in?
925
01:02:55,670 --> 01:02:57,610
Hey.
926
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:11,180
[Making Animal Noises]
927
01:03:14,260 --> 01:03:16,520
Who are those boys?
928
01:03:19,730 --> 01:03:22,530
- Come on! We gotta go.
We've been spotted.
- Bye, honey.
929
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:25,230
- I can't leave you.
- I know a place we can go.
930
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,080
Come on.
Don't give up.
931
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:52,150
I mean, even if
you got pregnant I'd marry you.
932
01:03:52,230 --> 01:03:54,460
Why?
933
01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:57,400
I've imagined it, haven't you?
934
01:03:57,470 --> 01:04:00,660
Would we live in a colonial
with two cars and a collie?
935
01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:03,670
Sounds okay to me.
936
01:04:06,740 --> 01:04:09,540
Do you believe in centralized government
or state's rights?
937
01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:14,110
I'd just like to know
who I'm marrying.
938
01:04:14,180 --> 01:04:17,810
I get the distinct impression
you don't wanna do this anymore.
939
01:04:17,890 --> 01:04:20,220
I just keep thinking that
you don't know me.
940
01:04:22,630 --> 01:04:25,420
What are you talkin' about?
I mean...
941
01:04:25,490 --> 01:04:27,430
What's there to know?
942
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:37,890
- Hey.
- Okay.
943
01:04:37,970 --> 01:04:40,410
- [Dennis Groans]
- Well.
944
01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:46,440
What a convenient
trysting place.
945
01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:50,710
And right over our heads.
946
01:04:50,790 --> 01:04:54,520
Sir, ah... This is, ah...
This is my fault.
947
01:04:54,590 --> 01:04:56,520
It was totally my idea.
948
01:04:56,590 --> 01:04:59,790
It's clear to me that she...
lured you here...
949
01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:02,700
put you in a state of desire.
950
01:05:02,770 --> 01:05:05,960
Oh, you're not to blame
for answering your impulses.
951
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,900
Ah, but-but, sir,
she-she's...
952
01:05:08,970 --> 01:05:11,440
Young man, you'd better
get back to the dance.
953
01:05:11,510 --> 01:05:13,810
Dennis, don't go!
954
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,180
I would like to deal with
Miss Sinclair alone.
955
01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:20,410
She is in a lot of trouble.
956
01:05:24,390 --> 01:05:26,480
Hey, Dennis!
How'd it go?
957
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,920
Come on, critters.
958
01:05:28,990 --> 01:05:30,790
[Mr. Dewey] Cozy.
959
01:05:32,590 --> 01:05:34,650
Much nicer than
those sterile conference rooms.
960
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,930
Go ahead. Get me expelled.
I don't care.
961
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,060
And lose a gifted student?
962
01:05:41,170 --> 01:05:43,500
And yet you should be punished.
963
01:05:45,170 --> 01:05:49,300
I think we can come to some kind of...
private arrangement.
964
01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:51,810
[Squeals]
965
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,640
- Get 'im! Get 'im!
- Who are you?
966
01:05:56,350 --> 01:05:58,290
How would you like us
to dispose of him, madam?
967
01:05:58,350 --> 01:06:01,050
- [Animal Noises]
- [Mr. Dewey] Stop it! Stop it, I say.
968
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:03,090
Stop. No!
969
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,320
- [All] Three, two, one!
- No!
970
01:06:05,390 --> 01:06:08,630
- Wait there for Miss McVane!
- Jesus Christ!
971
01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:10,630
- [All Chattering, Laughing]
- Fellas, please.
972
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,630
At least throw me down
some clothes!
973
01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:15,700
Here ya go.
974
01:06:17,410 --> 01:06:20,030
- Go stuff the big kielbasa, Mr. Dewey.
- [All Laughing]
975
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:25,310
[All ] You put your whole foot in
You put your whole foot out
976
01:06:25,380 --> 01:06:29,250
� You put your whole foot in
and you shake it all about
977
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:32,620
- You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
- [Screams]
978
01:06:32,690 --> 01:06:35,320
� That's what it's all about �
979
01:06:35,390 --> 01:06:37,550
� You put your rocket in �
980
01:06:37,630 --> 01:06:40,420
� You put your rocket out
You put your rocket in
981
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:43,060
- Have you seen my date?
- No, have you seen my husband?
982
01:06:43,130 --> 01:06:45,830
- You do the hokey-pokey
and you turn yourself around
- No.
983
01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:48,170
- � That's what it's all about �
- Excuse me.
984
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,360
Did your date
go off with my date?
985
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:54,010
- � [Continues, Indistinct]
- Hey, put your whole date in!
986
01:06:55,540 --> 01:06:57,840
- [Screaming]
- � You put your whole date in �
987
01:06:57,910 --> 01:07:01,010
� You put your whole date in
and you shake it all about
988
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:04,750
You're all just
a bunch of... dirty heads.
989
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,060
Ladies and gentlemen.
The dance is over!
990
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:12,990
[Chattering and Screaming, Indistinct]
991
01:07:15,260 --> 01:07:17,530
Excuse me.
992
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,830
[Man] What are you boys doing?
Now stop this!
993
01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:21,870
Calling it a night?
994
01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:24,200
- Yes, Miss McVane.
- Where is Verena?
995
01:07:24,270 --> 01:07:27,110
- Gee, I don't know.
- Find her!
996
01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:30,940
You guys, have you seen Verena?
Is she up here?
997
01:07:31,010 --> 01:07:34,010
- No.
- Miss McVane is on a warpath...
[Screams]
998
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,710
- Hey.
- Townies?
999
01:07:36,790 --> 01:07:38,950
- Well, at least they're not
St. Ambrose boys.
- [Scoffs]
1000
01:07:39,020 --> 01:07:43,010
Momo, listen, I'm on your side now.
St. Ambrose bites.
1001
01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:45,030
Then help me.
I can't fi! Nd Verena anywhere.
1002
01:07:45,090 --> 01:07:48,530
- Okay. I'll look for her.
- Come on. The concert's about to begin.
1003
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,160
- Snake, wait here.
- Well, you're gonna leave me...
1004
01:07:51,230 --> 01:07:54,360
- [Boy ?1] She's sucking his face off.
- [Boy ?2] He's the king.
1005
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,370
I'll be right back.
1006
01:07:58,910 --> 01:08:01,900
Oh, schoolmaids.
Heaven is where you are.
1007
01:08:01,980 --> 01:08:06,680
- [All] � Me, may, my, mo, moo ��
- [Burps]
1008
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:10,210
- Are they all accounted for?
- No. Five boys are missing.
1009
01:08:10,290 --> 01:08:14,280
- Frost, Dinwiddy, Adams,
Schumacher and Todd Winslow.
- Well, fi! Nd Chubb.
1010
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:17,760
No. No. I'll fi! Nd Chubb.
You fi! Nd those boys.
1011
01:08:17,830 --> 01:08:19,760
[Chattering, Indistinct]
1012
01:08:32,770 --> 01:08:34,870
- Did you fi! Nd Von Stefan?
- No.
1013
01:08:34,940 --> 01:08:37,040
I even checked her dorm room.
1014
01:08:37,110 --> 01:08:40,950
Something untoward is about to happen.
I can feel it.
1015
01:08:49,590 --> 01:08:52,530
I better go.
The concert.
1016
01:08:52,590 --> 01:08:55,090
Well, what about me?
I have to get caught in your bed.
1017
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:59,000
Oh... someone will
come along.
1018
01:08:59,070 --> 01:09:02,160
You could start screaming
like you just came into your room.
1019
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,470
Well, actually...
1020
01:09:04,540 --> 01:09:06,470
this isn't my room.
1021
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,380
I knew you couldn't be
a Liberace fan.
1022
01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:13,040
I really gotta go.
1023
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:15,050
But...
1024
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,980
even after you're expelled
and everything,
1025
01:09:18,050 --> 01:09:21,080
- will you write to me?
- Oh, yeah.
1026
01:09:30,730 --> 01:09:33,460
Psst.
Need to sober up?
1027
01:09:33,540 --> 01:09:36,130
Yeah. That punch
was diabolical...
1028
01:09:36,210 --> 01:09:38,370
and I need to sing my solo.
1029
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:41,710
Take a swig of this
and pass it along to the others.
1030
01:09:42,910 --> 01:09:45,880
- What is it?
- Hair of the bird that bit ya.
1031
01:09:45,950 --> 01:09:47,880
Takes a few minutes to work.
1032
01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:53,040
Psst. You know what you need
to sober up?
1033
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:56,150
- Take a swig of this, pass it
along to the other guys...
- What are you guys doin' here?
1034
01:09:56,230 --> 01:09:58,660
It's time for our entrance.
[Mumbled]
1035
01:10:00,830 --> 01:10:03,890
Pass this on down, man.
1036
01:10:05,030 --> 01:10:07,260
She's not coming back, Snake.
1037
01:10:07,340 --> 01:10:11,200
- She's ditched you.
- Dead on the road.
1038
01:10:11,270 --> 01:10:13,740
But she kissed me.
1039
01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:18,300
Girls get very kissy
right before they give you the shaft.
1040
01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:22,610
- Yeah. Severance pay.
- Yeah, you're right.
1041
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:46,370
What's...
1042
01:10:49,610 --> 01:10:52,210
Outrageous!
They've all been drinking!
1043
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:22,840
�� [Out OfTune]
1044
01:11:33,860 --> 01:11:38,520
� I dream ofJeannie
with the... ��
1045
01:11:46,100 --> 01:11:48,040
[All Screaming]
1046
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,180
[Screams] My dress!
1047
01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:23,040
- What do we got here?
- We got three.
1048
01:12:23,110 --> 01:12:25,230
We got boxers.
1049
01:12:25,310 --> 01:12:28,540
Boxers again.
Briefs.
1050
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:33,810
Cool tool. I'm a nature
photographer myself.
1051
01:12:37,050 --> 01:12:38,990
[All Moaning]
1052
01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:41,990
On the bus, Cooper!
1053
01:12:42,060 --> 01:12:44,580
Don't you smart me again.
On that bus, young man.
1054
01:12:44,660 --> 01:12:47,090
Get... Oh.
1055
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:50,130
Frost, you wipe that smile
off your face. Where were you?
1056
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,130
[Mrs. O'Boyle] Headmaster.
1057
01:12:55,340 --> 01:12:59,170
I hope you will discipline
this... human debris.
1058
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:01,610
Let me assure you,
1059
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:04,670
they will return
to St. Ambrose...
1060
01:13:04,750 --> 01:13:06,680
only to pack!
1061
01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:13,690
Frank?
1062
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:18,690
Who's in there?
1063
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,140
Well, Frank,
1064
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,210
that about does it for me.
1065
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:50,450
They're gone.
I'd rather be devoured by rats...
1066
01:13:50,530 --> 01:13:52,760
than be in the same school
with Todd Winslow.
1067
01:13:52,830 --> 01:13:54,760
It'll never happen now.
1068
01:13:54,830 --> 01:13:57,200
That was so brilliant
what you and Verena did.
1069
01:13:57,270 --> 01:13:59,460
God, where is Verena?
1070
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:03,600
Odie, what's wrong?
What happened?
1071
01:14:09,710 --> 01:14:12,980
[Miss McVane] You understand why you
can no longer attend Miss Godard's?
1072
01:14:13,050 --> 01:14:15,780
Of course, the boy
will be expelled too.
1073
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:19,710
Your father will
pick you up this afternoon.
1074
01:14:19,790 --> 01:14:22,660
We'll send your records on
to any school you apply to.
1075
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:25,990
Mr. Dewey is leaving us
as well, if that cheers you.
1076
01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:31,530
- More tea?
- No, thank you.
1077
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:33,660
Cigarette?
1078
01:14:36,570 --> 01:14:38,700
- Sure.
- Catch.
1079
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:52,880
Quite a debacle,
the St. Ambrose choir dance.
1080
01:14:52,950 --> 01:14:55,650
Boys drinking liquor,
heaving up all over the stage...
1081
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:59,130
I'd say they had too many
of your refreshments.
1082
01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:02,100
- My refreshments?
- I have no proof, as usual,
1083
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:06,430
but these events have
a certain style I've come
to identify with your handiwork.
1084
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,340
I did it for the school.
1085
01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:18,570
I know, dear.
I wish it had worked.
1086
01:15:18,650 --> 01:15:21,640
But the trustees are going to
hush up the entire affair...
1087
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:23,740
and proceed with plans
for coeducation.
1088
01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:26,880
- I shall announce it to the
school before summer vacation.
- No.
1089
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:30,080
Won't be the fi! Rst time
women have had to marry for money.
1090
01:15:32,660 --> 01:15:34,560
You betrayed us.
1091
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,730
No.
1092
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,260
No.
1093
01:15:42,340 --> 01:15:44,810
Miss Godard's was betrayed
by her own.
1094
01:15:46,270 --> 01:15:48,400
Year after year,
I've been on my knees...
1095
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:50,540
groveling to the alumnae
for handouts,
1096
01:15:50,610 --> 01:15:54,140
fi! Ve dollars here,
ten dollars there... big spenders...
1097
01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:57,980
The men give generously to their
schools. It's a solid investment.
1098
01:15:58,050 --> 01:16:02,490
They're ensuring that a steady supply
of the nation's leaders will be men.
1099
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:07,190
Maybe you women don't give because
deep down you know it's useless.
1100
01:16:07,260 --> 01:16:09,750
I might as well been teaching
needlepoint and gardening,
1101
01:16:09,830 --> 01:16:12,530
instead of physics
and government.
1102
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,760
Twenty-eight years
of work,
1103
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:20,430
- just so I can kiss
some headmaster's ass.
- Miss McVane!
1104
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:24,140
You're right to be afraid.
1105
01:16:24,210 --> 01:16:28,150
Because after the men plant their flag
in this school, they'll bury us.
1106
01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:32,650
It'll be subtle and insidious,
as is in real life.
1107
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:35,990
I may be at the end of the road here,
but you're young...
1108
01:16:36,060 --> 01:16:39,550
and you have the talent
and power to lead.
1109
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:43,460
Don't stop the fi! Ght.
1110
01:16:43,530 --> 01:16:46,800
Wherever you go, Verena,
don't give up.
1111
01:16:46,870 --> 01:16:48,800
I'm counting on you.
1112
01:16:52,810 --> 01:16:55,140
Good-bye.
1113
01:17:05,050 --> 01:17:06,990
[Chattering, Indistinct]
1114
01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:26,370
Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean
we have to stop helping each other.
1115
01:17:26,440 --> 01:17:30,380
I mean, we're joined forever.
1116
01:17:30,450 --> 01:17:32,540
The D.A.R. Lives.
1117
01:17:32,610 --> 01:17:36,140
[All] No more little
white gloves.
1118
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:41,360
Okay. Everybody out.
I gotta pack.
1119
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:52,120
I don't see how you can sit on a horse
if Dennis did his job correctly.
1120
01:17:53,370 --> 01:17:56,340
Dennis was a dead loss.
1121
01:17:56,400 --> 01:18:00,570
Well, you'll have the St. Ambrose
doofus population to keep you company.
1122
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:03,700
No. It didn't work?
1123
01:18:04,850 --> 01:18:06,840
The school's going coed.
1124
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:09,510
Miss McVane is gonna
announce it on Prize Day.
1125
01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:14,150
It's over.
1126
01:18:14,220 --> 01:18:16,160
Don't be so sure.
1127
01:18:17,490 --> 01:18:21,050
- What do you mean?
- Never mind.
1128
01:18:23,670 --> 01:18:25,600
Good-bye, Verena.
1129
01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:29,230
Hey, I'll buy
your magazine, okay?
1130
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:32,360
If you ever run for anything,
let me know.
1131
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:34,370
I'll fi! X the competition.
1132
01:18:35,440 --> 01:18:37,380
Okay.
1133
01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:47,380
Verena's gone.
St. Ambrose is taking over.
1134
01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:51,220
Next year I'm going to have to face
Todd Winslow every day at breakfast.
1135
01:18:51,290 --> 01:18:54,420
I want to retch and die!
1136
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,590
They're going to pull down
our grade curve.
1137
01:18:58,670 --> 01:19:00,830
They're going to pull down
more than that.
1138
01:19:00,900 --> 01:19:05,930
Ladies, it's time to put on
our thinking caps.
1139
01:19:06,010 --> 01:19:08,410
- [Applause]
- [Miss McVane] And that
concludes our...
1140
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:10,410
Prize Day ceremony.
1141
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:13,570
I know you're all anxious
to get started with your summer,
1142
01:19:13,650 --> 01:19:16,580
but you must attend
fiinal classes.
1143
01:19:16,650 --> 01:19:18,950
And I wish you all
a happy vacation.
1144
01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,550
[Applauding, Cheering]
1145
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:26,790
Before you go, ah,
there is some important news.
1146
01:19:28,830 --> 01:19:32,100
Indeed so important
that Mrs. Sawyer,
1147
01:19:32,170 --> 01:19:34,970
president of Miss Godard's
Board of Trustees,
1148
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:37,800
is here this morning
to tell you herself.
1149
01:19:37,870 --> 01:19:39,810
[Scattered Applause]
1150
01:19:42,180 --> 01:19:44,110
Good morning.
1151
01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:48,670
I am very excited to be standing here
on the threshold of...
1152
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:50,910
as it were a new era.
1153
01:19:50,990 --> 01:19:54,110
Next year,
this school will admit...
1154
01:19:54,190 --> 01:19:58,090
for the fi! Rst time...
members of the opposite sex.
1155
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:01,750
- [Disgruntled Chattering]
- Specifiically, Miss Godard's...
1156
01:20:01,830 --> 01:20:04,090
will unite with
St. Ambrose Academy...
1157
01:20:04,170 --> 01:20:09,130
to form a single school on their campus
in Stoneytown, New Hampshire.
1158
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:13,470
A letter was sent to your parents this
morning outlining the details of this...
1159
01:20:13,540 --> 01:20:17,000
- Mother, no!
- Quiet, please.
1160
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:22,450
Our faculties will combine, but our
administrations will be separate.
1161
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,180
[Mrs. Sawyer Continues, Indistinct]
1162
01:20:35,300 --> 01:20:38,990
Attention! Attention, I have
something to say. Everybody listen.
1163
01:20:39,070 --> 01:20:43,370
- [Girl ?1] Just be quiet.
- [Girl ?2] Hey, listen
to Odie. She's got an idea.
1164
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:45,370
We have been gypped.
1165
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:48,880
Some of you may think this school
going coed is a great idea.
1166
01:20:48,940 --> 01:20:51,000
Others of you
may think it's horrendous.
1167
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:55,380
But right now the point is
that the Board ofTrustees
doesn't care what you think.
1168
01:20:55,450 --> 01:20:58,320
Did they ever
consult us? No.
1169
01:20:58,390 --> 01:21:03,220
- Did they ever ask us what we wanted?
- [All] No. No.
1170
01:21:03,290 --> 01:21:05,260
- We're only a pawn in their game.
- What is going on here?
1171
01:21:05,330 --> 01:21:08,320
- [All Cheering]
- They teach us self-government...
1172
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,420
and then they
disenfranchise us.
1173
01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:12,760
- [Girl ] That's true.
- They teach us
to take ourselves seriously...
1174
01:21:12,830 --> 01:21:14,770
and then they act
as if we don't count.
1175
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,960
Well, hey, I say
this eats the big one. We count.
1176
01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:20,670
- [Girl ] Yeah.
- We wanna vote. It's our future.
1177
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:27,110
They expect us to stand around
and be docile and meek...
1178
01:21:27,180 --> 01:21:31,020
in our little white gloves
while they wield absolute power.
1179
01:21:31,090 --> 01:21:34,540
Well, I say,
"No more little white gloves."
1180
01:21:36,420 --> 01:21:39,120
- Let's hear it. Do you wanna vote?
- [All] Yeah!
1181
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:42,300
Then demand to vote!
Follow me to the dorms...
1182
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:44,850
and we'll lock ourselves in
until they agree to our terms!
1183
01:21:44,930 --> 01:21:48,560
- Come on, everybody. Let's go!
- [All Cheering]
1184
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:52,440
What about it, Page?
Wanna give these kids a vote?
1185
01:21:52,510 --> 01:21:54,810
Don't be absurd.
1186
01:21:56,880 --> 01:22:01,440
Anybody that doesn't go back to class
immediately will be suspended!
1187
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:06,010
Abby. Abigail, you have
an insurrection on your hands.
1188
01:22:06,090 --> 01:22:08,250
Let's see how you handle yourself
in a crisis.
1189
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:11,950
Mother, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
1190
01:22:15,030 --> 01:22:17,660
Now, girls...
[Whimpering]
1191
01:22:17,730 --> 01:22:20,430
Okay, now these go to
the parapet, third floor. Go!
1192
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,940
You call all the newspapers.
You call the New York Times.
1193
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,560
You call Life Magazine
and the Herald Tribune.
1194
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:28,670
- My dad owns that.
- Really? Okay, then
you call the Herald Tribune.
1195
01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:33,680
Ladies, no vote is possible.
1196
01:22:33,750 --> 01:22:37,150
The decision of
the trustees is fi! Nal.
1197
01:22:37,220 --> 01:22:39,580
Will you please come out now:::
1198
01:22:39,650 --> 01:22:42,920
Or you all face suspension.
1199
01:22:48,700 --> 01:22:54,330
[Mrs. Sawyer] "A voice and a vote.
Don't trust the trustees. " What?
1200
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:58,130
I want you to break through that door
and clear the building.
1201
01:22:58,210 --> 01:23:01,540
I don't care if you have to pick them up
and carry them out one by one.
1202
01:23:01,610 --> 01:23:05,050
In two hours, their parents will be
arriving to take them home for vacation.
1203
01:23:05,110 --> 01:23:09,140
In two hours, this situation
must be under control!
1204
01:23:09,220 --> 01:23:11,980
Yes, ma'am.
1205
01:23:17,130 --> 01:23:19,060
[Groaning]
1206
01:23:26,230 --> 01:23:29,140
Out, or we start swinging!
1207
01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:34,070
Now, miss, put that down.
1208
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:45,520
[All Chanting] Vote! Vote!
1209
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:16,520
Okay. Come on. Move it
right up here to the front.
1210
01:24:16,580 --> 01:24:21,180
No. No. You-You are trespassing
on private property.
1211
01:24:21,260 --> 01:24:24,660
- And I happen to...
- [Tinka] Okay. I got it.
1212
01:24:26,790 --> 01:24:30,130
The board of trustees has sold
this school down the river.
1213
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:34,600
They want us to go coed with
the St. Ambrose Academy,
1214
01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:37,970
which is notorious for
their drunken behavior,
1215
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:41,200
loose morals and lousy singing.
1216
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:44,240
- Tinka?
- Tinka!
1217
01:24:46,110 --> 01:24:48,910
There must be some way
to get them out of there.
1218
01:24:48,980 --> 01:24:51,980
Well, there's tear gas. But they're
just a bunch of little girls, ma'am.
1219
01:24:52,050 --> 01:24:54,920
They are not just a bunch of girls.
They are Miss Godard's girls...
1220
01:24:54,990 --> 01:24:57,890
- they're organized!
- Well, we could surround the building...
1221
01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:01,160
and come in from all sides, if you don't
mind us breaking a few windows.
1222
01:25:01,230 --> 01:25:03,490
- Do it! Go on!
- No!
1223
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:07,230
� ["Call To The Post"]
1224
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:24,180
[Horses Neighing]
1225
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,790
[Man] All right, girls.
1226
01:25:29,860 --> 01:25:32,420
Okay, girls, next to them.
1227
01:25:32,490 --> 01:25:35,990
Back 'em up. Let's go!
Let's get out of here!
1228
01:25:45,410 --> 01:25:47,340
[Screaming, Chattering Indistinctly]
1229
01:25:49,110 --> 01:25:51,100
Please. Please. Please.
1230
01:25:51,180 --> 01:25:54,710
Parents will please
convene in the chapel,
1231
01:25:54,780 --> 01:25:57,750
where Mrs. Sawyer
will answer all your questions.
1232
01:25:57,820 --> 01:25:59,810
- Me! Marsha!
- Face the music, Page.
1233
01:25:59,890 --> 01:26:02,050
I'm going into the dorm
to talk with the girls.
1234
01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:05,020
Ah, to the chapel.
1235
01:26:05,090 --> 01:26:07,790
Doesn't 75 years of history
mean anything to you?
1236
01:26:07,860 --> 01:26:13,060
- You can't railroad this...
- Our bylaws state that
the board of trustees...
1237
01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:19,730
[Miss McVane] I know you all feel
left out of the process.
1238
01:26:19,810 --> 01:26:23,500
But legally the trustees
can take any action they choose.
1239
01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:29,220
You have no rights!
And neither do I.
1240
01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:34,240
If you don't like their decision, all
you can do is not come back next year.
1241
01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:38,050
And all I can do is quit!
These are your choices.
1242
01:26:38,130 --> 01:26:40,920
It doesn't have to be
like that.
1243
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,160
We can amend the bylaws.
1244
01:26:43,230 --> 01:26:45,320
We want to elect our own
student representative.
1245
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:49,230
We can do that right now. Then all
the students will vote on coeducation...
1246
01:26:49,300 --> 01:26:52,430
- and it will count as one trustee vote.
- They won't permit that.
1247
01:26:52,510 --> 01:26:54,670
Otherwise, we won't
move from here.
1248
01:26:54,740 --> 01:26:58,010
And we have enough canned food
to last us here for months.
1249
01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:00,010
We've got the ballots ready.
1250
01:27:02,580 --> 01:27:05,280
- No, Odette. Right, everybody.
- [ Odette] Please.
1251
01:27:05,350 --> 01:27:08,750
- No, Odette!
- Please! Miss McVane,
1252
01:27:08,820 --> 01:27:12,120
Miss Godard's gave us a voice so now
it's kind of hard to shut up.
1253
01:27:23,170 --> 01:27:25,330
This is all rather new to me.
1254
01:27:27,110 --> 01:27:29,040
Carry on, Odette.
1255
01:27:34,220 --> 01:27:37,710
Now, this may seem
pretty simple,
1256
01:27:37,790 --> 01:27:41,880
but now it's time to decide how you
really feel about Miss Godard's.
1257
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:45,450
Some of you may think
of this place as a prison,
1258
01:27:45,530 --> 01:27:48,720
some old-fashioned prude's idea about
keeping us out of trouble...
1259
01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:51,960
because we can't be trusted
to look out for ourselves.
1260
01:27:52,030 --> 01:27:56,660
And you think times have changed
and we can hold our own with boys.
1261
01:27:56,740 --> 01:27:59,040
So you'll vote "yes"
on coeducation.
1262
01:27:59,110 --> 01:28:01,570
Miss Godard's will disappear
like the dinosaurs.
1263
01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:06,570
Now, for others of you, you think this
place has brought out the best in you.
1264
01:28:06,650 --> 01:28:11,020
In here they give you
the nerve to reach into yourself
and pull out your colors...
1265
01:28:11,090 --> 01:28:13,280
and wave them
as high as you can.
1266
01:28:13,350 --> 01:28:16,380
So, you'll vote "no"
on changing this place.
1267
01:28:16,460 --> 01:28:18,930
Because to you, Miss Godard's
isn't a prison at all.
1268
01:28:20,060 --> 01:28:22,960
It's a place to be free.
1269
01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:45,750
[Miss McVane] And the results of the
informal student vote are as follows::
1270
01:28:45,820 --> 01:28:47,750
For coeducation,
1271
01:28:47,820 --> 01:28:50,190
77 votes.
1272
01:28:50,260 --> 01:28:53,280
Against, 115.
1273
01:28:57,260 --> 01:29:01,170
And they have chosen Odette Sinclair
as their representative,
1274
01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:04,670
should the board of trustees
decide to admit one student member.
1275
01:29:04,740 --> 01:29:10,010
And, in addition, they want to help the
school out of its fi! Nancial troubles.
1276
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:13,570
Each one of them, without hesitation,
has donated whatever she can...
1277
01:29:13,650 --> 01:29:16,010
from her personal
savings account.
1278
01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:19,680
I have checks here
amounting to $3,000.
1279
01:29:19,750 --> 01:29:21,810
Now, maybe that's
a paltry amount,
1280
01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:26,330
but their generosity
just about broke my heart.
1281
01:29:26,390 --> 01:29:31,020
And I am sure that if parents
and alumnae follow their example,
1282
01:29:31,100 --> 01:29:33,570
we can solve whatever
budget problems we have...
1283
01:29:33,630 --> 01:29:36,160
very, very soon:
1284
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:39,760
These are your daughters.
You can be proud.
1285
01:29:49,580 --> 01:29:51,520
[All Screaming, Cheering]
1286
01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:02,030
- You're in trouble.
- We're going home, honey.
1287
01:30:04,060 --> 01:30:07,900
[Reporter] Yes, there's been
quite a turn of events.
The main mutiny is over...
1288
01:30:07,970 --> 01:30:10,270
and the "rebelettes"
are going home.
1289
01:30:10,340 --> 01:30:13,310
And the president of the board
of trustees and her husband
has resigned as well.
1290
01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:17,870
[Tinka's Mom] It's all far
too much excitement for me.
1291
01:30:17,950 --> 01:30:22,540
I don't know why you young girls
have such a great appetite for drama.
1292
01:30:22,620 --> 01:30:25,050
- Still, I am glad you all
stopped them...
- [Animal Noises]
1293
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:27,920
From rushing
into this coeducation.
1294
01:30:27,990 --> 01:30:32,320
In many ways, the old ways
are the best ways.
1295
01:30:32,390 --> 01:30:36,390
Oh, by the way, the Wheelwright boy
will be back in town for the holidays,
1296
01:30:36,460 --> 01:30:39,900
and I thought since his parents
and I are such great friends,
1297
01:30:39,970 --> 01:30:43,230
that it was high time
the two of you were introduced.
1298
01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:56,140
- Those cuties have fun
can't wait to get home
- Bye, Odie!
1299
01:30:56,220 --> 01:31:00,120
- Bye, Momo. Bye, Tweety.
- [Tweety] Bye, Odie!
1300
01:31:00,190 --> 01:31:04,950
- Bye! See ya next year.
- [Verena] Odious!
1301
01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:11,150
- Verena!
- We drove down as soon as we
heard the news on the radio.
1302
01:31:12,630 --> 01:31:14,600
You were brilliant.
1303
01:31:14,670 --> 01:31:16,600
- This is Frosty.
- Hi.
1304
01:31:16,670 --> 01:31:18,660
Guess what? We both
got accepted to Chancery.
1305
01:31:18,740 --> 01:31:22,510
- We're going to be
going there in September.
- Hmm.
1306
01:31:22,580 --> 01:31:24,870
Coed school will be
a nice change.
1307
01:31:26,010 --> 01:31:28,110
Excuse us, please.
1308
01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:33,120
You hypocrite.
I thought you said you hated boys.
1309
01:31:33,190 --> 01:31:35,280
I know.
[Sighs]
1310
01:31:36,790 --> 01:31:40,690
But I've been thinking.
Perhaps they're like dogs.
1311
01:31:40,760 --> 01:31:44,320
If we don't take them in, they run wild
and they're a danger to society.
1312
01:31:45,630 --> 01:31:47,660
Verena, up yours
with a Breck bottle.
1313
01:31:49,740 --> 01:31:52,470
[Tinka] Bye, guys!
1314
01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:56,470
[Together] Bye!
1315
01:31:56,540 --> 01:31:59,040
- Bye!
- Girlfriends for life
1316
01:31:59,110 --> 01:32:01,910
� Girlfriends
1317
01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:05,510
�For life
1318
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:24,830
- � Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
- � Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1319
01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:29,570
- Talkin'about my girlfriends - For life
- Talkin'about my girlfriends - For life
1320
01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:32,270
- Girlfriends - For life
- Girlfriends - For life
1321
01:32:32,340 --> 01:32:35,370
- � Girlfriends
- � Girlfriends
1322
01:32:35,450 --> 01:32:39,580
- �For life
- �For life
1323
01:32:43,250 --> 01:32:45,190
- � The goin'gets tough
- � The goin'gets tough
1324
01:32:45,260 --> 01:32:49,850
- � We ain't no fluff Struttin'our stuff with girlfriends
- � We ain't no fluff Struttin'our stuff with girlfriends
1325
01:32:49,930 --> 01:32:53,020
- �Shampooed and curl Mascara and pearls
- �Shampooed and curl Mascara and pearls
1326
01:32:53,100 --> 01:32:57,630
- What's that word, we're girlfriends - For life
- What's that word, we're girlfriends - For life
1327
01:32:57,700 --> 01:33:00,870
- Girlfriends - For life
- Girlfriends - For life
1328
01:33:00,940 --> 01:33:03,460
- � Girlfriends
- � Girlfriends
1329
01:33:03,540 --> 01:33:07,910
- �For life
- �For life
1330
01:33:07,980 --> 01:33:09,950
- � Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
- � Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
1331
01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:17,010
- �I hear Stacy went out with him
- �I hear Stacy went out with him
1332
01:33:17,090 --> 01:33:19,020
- � What, is she crazy
- � What, is she crazy
1333
01:33:19,090 --> 01:33:22,060
- There she is - She's walkin'kinda funny
- There she is - She's walkin'kinda funny
1334
01:33:22,130 --> 01:33:26,720
- Let's ask her - Hey, Stacy, what's new
- Let's ask her - Hey, Stacy, what's new
1335
01:33:29,930 --> 01:33:33,060
- �Met a boy so sweet
- �Met a boy so sweet
1336
01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:37,370
- �He took me out last week
- �He took me out last week
1337
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:40,970
- �For a movie and a dinner
- �For a movie and a dinner
1338
01:33:41,050 --> 01:33:44,640
- � Then we parked on a dead-end street
- � Then we parked on a dead-end street
1339
01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:48,520
- �He said I've got a present for you
- �He said I've got a present for you
1340
01:33:48,590 --> 01:33:52,890
- �I thought my dreams were all coming true
- �I thought my dreams were all coming true
1341
01:33:52,960 --> 01:33:56,760
- �I closed my eyes
- �I closed my eyes
1342
01:33:56,830 --> 01:34:00,530
- �I fantasized
- �I fantasized
1343
01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:04,590
- �I held out my hand
- �I held out my hand
1344
01:34:04,670 --> 01:34:07,760
- � Waited for my big surprise
- � Waited for my big surprise
1345
01:34:07,840 --> 01:34:09,770
- � Was it a diamond ring
- � Was it a diamond ring
1346
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:13,280
- Or a brand-new dress - Perfume, I bet
- Or a brand-new dress - Perfume, I bet
1347
01:34:13,340 --> 01:34:15,470
- � Well, can't you guess
- � Well, can't you guess
1348
01:34:15,550 --> 01:34:18,740
- � Oh, oh, oh, oh
- � Oh, oh, oh, oh
1349
01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:21,680
- �A hairy bird
- �A hairy bird
1350
01:34:23,890 --> 01:34:27,620
- � What could I say
- � What could I say
1351
01:34:27,690 --> 01:34:31,420
- �So new to romance
- �So new to romance
1352
01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:35,360
- I looked up at his face - Don't look down
- I looked up at his face - Don't look down
1353
01:34:35,430 --> 01:34:38,700
- �I looked down at his pants
- �I looked down at his pants
1354
01:34:38,770 --> 01:34:42,260
- � When a guy asks for the proof of your love
- � When a guy asks for the proof of your love
1355
01:34:42,340 --> 01:34:46,900
- �Do you spit out your gum Do you put on a glove
- �Do you spit out your gum Do you put on a glove
1356
01:34:46,980 --> 01:34:50,680
- � What are the rules
- � What are the rules
1357
01:34:50,750 --> 01:34:54,810
- � The etiquette
- � The etiquette
1358
01:34:54,890 --> 01:34:58,380
- �All the things Mama told me
- �All the things Mama told me
1359
01:34:58,460 --> 01:35:01,910
- �Are inappropriate
- �Are inappropriate
1360
01:35:01,990 --> 01:35:04,620
- � Girl, what are ya carryin'on about
- � Girl, what are ya carryin'on about
1361
01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:06,930
- � Come on, talk English
- � Come on, talk English
1362
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,660
- �Do I have to spell it out
- �Do I have to spell it out
1363
01:35:09,730 --> 01:35:12,640
- � Oh, oh, oh, oh
- � Oh, oh, oh, oh
1364
01:35:12,700 --> 01:35:16,160
- �A hairy bird
- �A hairy bird
1365
01:35:19,210 --> 01:35:21,410
- �So, how big was it
- �So, how big was it
1366
01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:23,810
- � Well, smaller than a mailbox
- � Well, smaller than a mailbox
1367
01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:26,480
- �But bigger than one of those little cocktail things
- �But bigger than one of those little cocktail things
1368
01:35:26,550 --> 01:35:30,110
- Was it long - Well, pretty long
- Was it long - Well, pretty long
1369
01:35:30,190 --> 01:35:33,320
- �But he's not Vlad the lmpaler
- �But he's not Vlad the lmpaler
1370
01:35:33,390 --> 01:35:37,330
- � Go on Go on
- � Go on Go on
1371
01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:39,730
- Go on - Okay
- Go on - Okay
1372
01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:45,060
- �So, I thought what would it hurt
- �So, I thought what would it hurt
1373
01:35:45,140 --> 01:35:49,070
- � One little bite
- � One little bite
1374
01:35:49,140 --> 01:35:52,870
- �But on your wedding day
- �But on your wedding day
1375
01:35:52,940 --> 01:35:56,610
- You couldn't wear white - Oh, no
- You couldn't wear white - Oh, no
1376
01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:59,550
- �I jumped out of his car like a comet
- �I jumped out of his car like a comet
1377
01:35:59,620 --> 01:36:02,250
- �And I guess I must have slammed the door on it
- �And I guess I must have slammed the door on it
1378
01:36:02,320 --> 01:36:04,690
- Look out, look out, look out - [Boy Screaming]
- Look out, look out, look out - [Boy Screaming]
1379
01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:07,120
- � Oh, oh, oh, oh
- � Oh, oh, oh, oh
1380
01:36:07,190 --> 01:36:10,630
- �A hairy bird
- �A hairy bird
1381
01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:15,920
- �Everybody, have you heard the word
- �Everybody, have you heard the word
1382
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:19,560
- �She slammed the door and she crushed that bird
- �She slammed the door and she crushed that bird
1383
01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:22,400
- � Oh, oh, oh, oh
- � Oh, oh, oh, oh
1384
01:36:22,470 --> 01:36:25,640
- � The hairy bird
- � The hairy bird
1385
01:36:27,810 --> 01:36:31,250
- Everybody, have you heard the word - Oh, oh, oh
- Everybody, have you heard the word - Oh, oh, oh
1386
01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:35,120
- She slammed the door and she crushed that bird - Oh, oh
- She slammed the door and she crushed that bird - Oh, oh
1387
01:36:35,190 --> 01:36:40,250
- Oh, oh, oh, oh - The hairy bird
- Oh, oh, oh, oh - The hairy bird
1388
01:36:42,860 --> 01:36:46,420
- Everybody, have you heard the word - Oh, oh, oh
- Everybody, have you heard the word - Oh, oh, oh
1389
01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:48,430
- �She slammed the door and she crushed that bird
- �She slammed the door and she crushed that bird
121735
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