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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,433 --> 00:00:59,393 Yeah? 2 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:02,396 20 minutes. Sorry, people are waiting. 3 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:21,748 20 minutes. 4 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:23,834 Sir, please. 5 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,345 No dogs allowed. 6 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:36,430 What? 7 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:37,931 Leave it outside. 8 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,683 He won't shower with me. 9 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,852 Please, gimme a break. 10 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,562 I've been on the road. 11 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,022 - Come on. - Sorry, no. 12 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:46,148 Why not? Why not? 13 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,524 - The rules. - Why not? 14 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,949 Young man, sorry to disturb you. 15 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,828 Would you have some spare change or a spare smoke? 16 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,622 It's freezing out. 17 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,708 Thanks, very kind. 18 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,294 I like young people. They're generous. 19 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,048 For a survey... 20 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,759 Can you help an old kid starting out 21 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,637 with some change or a meal ticket? 22 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,680 Shit, zilch. 23 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,224 Go on, I'll wait. 24 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,226 Later, there's a line-up. 25 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:25,145 Either now, or we split. It's a shitshow. 26 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,438 Sorry! 27 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:27,606 Will you watch him? 28 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:28,774 They won't let him in. 29 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:29,942 He doesn't bite. 30 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,026 No! 31 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,319 We're leaving. 32 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,279 I'll mind your mutt. 33 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,864 Give him here. 34 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:36,990 Thanks, dude. 35 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,659 - Welcome. - I'll hurry. 36 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,413 It's alright, I'm here. 37 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:45,040 Quiet. Shush! 38 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,584 It's fine, go do your thing. 39 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:48,836 I'll stay a bit. 40 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,338 Maybe I'll be able to take my shower. 41 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,215 Fine, I'll get supper. 42 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,424 Sounds good. 43 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,635 It's Wednesday? 44 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:58,971 Lottery day! 45 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,975 - Later. - See you. 46 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,895 Quiet now. Shush. 47 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,440 Excuse me, 48 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:11,733 could you spare... 49 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:29,877 THREE TIMES NOTHING 50 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:18,716 Thanks, Bachir. 51 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:19,843 Enjoy. 52 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,428 - See you next week. - Bye. 53 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:58,757 No, doggie! Shoo! 54 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,425 That's my sandwich! 55 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,302 Go away! Beat it! 56 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,429 Smart pooch. He found you. 57 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:05,764 Come, boy! 58 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:06,849 Get off! 59 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,016 You good? 60 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:10,894 We have brews. Arrow's treat. 61 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,729 - Arrow? - Yeah. 62 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,731 You're Twiggy? 63 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,567 - Yeah. - Hey, dude! 64 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,819 No, I just washed my hands. 65 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:20,320 Please pull him off. 66 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,947 Get off the fat guy. 67 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,449 Binoculars! 68 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:25,993 Can I try 'em? 69 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,703 No, hands off! 70 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,746 - Want a beer? - No, I'm eating. 71 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,541 Eat, it's still warm. I got you fries. 72 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,376 - Sorry... - Wow! 73 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,377 Arrow? 74 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,920 You can scope peeps. 75 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,006 - A beer? - Nah, I'm allergic. 76 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:40,299 C'mon! 77 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,342 My teeth gnash, my head spins, 78 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,303 I talk shit and then puke. 79 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:46,471 Tough, man. 80 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:49,558 Same with weed. Doesn't agree with me. 81 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,476 Not the end of the world. 82 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,353 - May I? - No! 83 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,189 OK, you know what? 84 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,815 Here, take them. 85 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,401 Sit over there with your mutt. 86 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,445 OK, thanks. 87 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,411 Well? 88 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,495 What? 89 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:11,830 Arrow? 90 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:15,417 He just arrived in Paris, he has nowhere to go. 91 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,378 I invited him. Besides, he bought us beer. 92 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:22,799 I agree, he's a bit dim, but he's harmless. 93 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,093 You mean, the dog? 94 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:29,765 So, where do we go tonight? 95 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,266 - Papua. - What? 96 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,393 Papua. I really need sun. 97 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:36,605 Papua, with a P. 98 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,900 Papua's been on my mind. 99 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,610 Arrow? Oh. 100 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,945 Where would you go? 101 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,446 It's a game? 102 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:45,822 He can't play! 103 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,741 - Sure I can. - No way. 104 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,535 I bought the lotto ticket. 105 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,870 The ticket? You said the beer! 106 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:52,955 Also. 107 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,792 I was two euros short, so I let him mark the squares. 108 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,710 He had fun, so what? 109 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:01,421 You let him fill in the squares, too? 110 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:04,716 No worries, I gave him the numbers. He had fun. 111 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:06,218 Where'd me go if I won? 112 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,053 Take French lessons, maybe? 113 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,847 What? What'd you say? 114 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,640 With your loser accent? 115 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,851 Could we just play? 116 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,520 So, Arrow, if you won, where would you go? 117 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,146 Fuck, it started! 118 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:20,357 45. 119 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,817 - Did we pick it? - No! 120 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,654 Name a place you'd like to go. 121 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,990 - Your dream destination. - I dunno... 122 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:29,366 The moon. 123 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,829 My dream's to go to the moon and draw a huge dick on it. 124 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,915 So everyone who looks up seen it! 125 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,250 Sees it! 126 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:41,420 Not the moon, it has to be attainable. 127 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,046 7! We picked that! 128 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:47,926 C'mon, it'll be over before we started. Name your dream destination. 129 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,345 How do I know, Christ? 130 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,056 Disneyland! There. 131 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,227 Disneyland? 132 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,897 - Arrow! - What? 133 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,273 It's on earth. 134 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:05,736 Sure, perfect. What a great trip! 135 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,655 Fuck, I missed one. 29! 136 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:09,948 - Our number? - Yeah. 137 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,576 And... 36! Cap, we have it. That's three! 138 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,954 Three's worth at least 20 euros. 139 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,582 If we get the joker, it's a grand. 140 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:19,875 Here, gimme. 141 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:22,836 Where is it? 142 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:26,632 So the joker is... number 10. 143 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,175 Do we have it? 144 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:34,181 I can't hear you, someone's screaming. 145 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,517 Hold on a sec. 146 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,977 It's getting worse. 147 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,395 Of course, it's those bums. 148 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,440 The park's invaded. 149 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:44,816 Yes, it's very sad. 150 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,361 But what can you do? But it's not my fault! 151 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,202 Cap, you sleeping? 152 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,370 Yeah. 153 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,455 Me neither. 154 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,336 1000 bones! 155 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,463 Maybe more. 156 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,174 I can't believe it. 157 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,592 Me neither. 158 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,135 Me either. 159 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:16,640 You not only sponge, you eavesdrop at the door? 160 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,434 The door's the wall of a tent. 161 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,769 No, but... 162 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,856 It's the principle, man. 163 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,607 OK? The principle! 164 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,654 Anyway, 165 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,656 thanks for your help, Arrow. 166 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:35,242 Don't worry, we'll pay back the 2 euros. 167 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:36,952 G'night! 168 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,037 Hold on. My 2 euros? 169 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,748 You helped us out, we pay you back. 170 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:44,042 It's normal. We're not crooks. 171 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:45,335 You scamming me? 172 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,212 Captain? 173 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,297 He scamming me? 174 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,590 I don't think so. 175 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:50,757 Twiggy? 176 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,050 You scamming him? 177 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:53,468 No way, why? 178 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,306 Oh, you were really playing! 179 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,974 He was playing for real! 180 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,684 I didn't understand. 181 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,728 Fine with me. It's up to you. 182 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:06,899 If you're OK with skimming what we'd have won anyway, 183 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,358 It's fine with me. 184 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:09,943 It's your conscience. 185 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,196 OK, I'm good. 186 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,906 My conscience is down. 187 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,449 OK. 188 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:17,868 Great! 189 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,413 Let's not get carried away. 190 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:23,248 We haven't won yet. 191 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,709 It could just be a piece of paper. 192 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,794 - OK? - OK, pal! 193 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,421 I'm not your pal! 194 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,080 Asshole! 195 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,123 Asshole! 196 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,293 Asshole! Get back here! 197 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,838 Good doogie! 198 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:12,130 That's my boy! 199 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:13,715 Asshole? 200 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,551 Good Asshole! 201 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,190 I've been thinking. 202 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,067 If we really did win, 203 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,027 we'll say we lost. 204 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,737 “We had the wrong draw. 205 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:40,242 But I love your dog. Come back next Wednesday and we'll play again.” 206 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,077 Hold on. 207 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,205 You have the ticket, right? 208 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,999 No, he has it. 209 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,333 Of course. 210 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,711 He does. 211 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,430 Do it however you want, 212 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,682 get the ticket when I distract him. 213 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,934 Wait. Are you serious? 214 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,687 We can't do that. 215 00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,147 It's not fair. 216 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,565 It's 1000 euros! 217 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,650 And they're our numbers! 218 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,070 We play those numbers every week. 219 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:19,865 We always lose. He shows up and we win. 220 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,326 He's a lucky charm. 221 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,244 A lucky charm? 222 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,329 Exactly. 223 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,666 OK. 224 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,213 But he takes his money and scrams. 225 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:36,340 - Yeah. - He doesn't stick around. 226 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:38,217 - We're no shelter. - No. 227 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:48,310 No, that's right. Four numbers and the joker. 228 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,686 That's the jackpot. 229 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,146 Wait. Maybe. 230 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:55,526 Could you re-recheck, again please? 231 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,320 Yi? 232 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,031 Take your time. 233 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,548 What'd they say? 234 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,591 Four numbers. 235 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,220 17, 29, 36 and 45. 236 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,346 The joker is 10. 237 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,599 See, that's impossible. We don't play 45. 238 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:31,562 We know our numbers. 9, 17, 29, 36, 54. 239 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,480 Captain, do we play 45? 240 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,232 - Nope. - We don't play 45. 241 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,984 Maybe it was a mistake, 242 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,695 but that's what's on the ticket. 243 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,865 Arrow, show me the ticket, please. 244 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:51,456 I hid it good. I pegged you as the type who'd swipe it. 245 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:57,504 No! 246 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,757 Check it yourself, please. 247 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,343 It's like you said. 248 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,888 9, 17, 29, 36, 54... 249 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,848 No, I marked the 45. 250 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:09,892 My bad. 251 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,227 What? 252 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,355 - What? - You idiot! 253 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,859 Back off, fatso! It was a mistake! 254 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,527 First time I played. 255 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,112 Lemme explain. 256 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,780 We won thanks to you. 257 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:24,740 We won! 258 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,159 Yi, how much, please? 259 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,119 I can't tell you. 260 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,954 I pay out small prizes. 261 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,581 Ask at the lotto office. 262 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:36,210 But with four numbers and the joker, it's 1 million. 263 00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:37,419 Maybe 2! 264 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:39,880 One million? 265 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,131 Maybe 2? 266 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,466 Maybe. 267 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,469 So, Yi... 268 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,515 Could you front us some cash for the subway? 269 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,099 Alright. How much? 270 00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,226 Well... 271 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:53,977 I dunno. 272 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,688 12 bottles! A round for everyone! 273 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:09,117 Ladies and gentlemen, good day! 274 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,410 Hello! 275 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:13,080 My friends and I, 276 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:17,125 will pass through the wagon to give you each some change 277 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,920 or even a smoke if you're interested. 278 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,089 - Who won a million? - Maybe 2! 279 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:23,549 Hurray! 280 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:25,801 Millionaire! Millionaire! 281 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,470 Hello, do you want cigarette? 282 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:34,142 We won a million! We won a million! 283 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,270 224,684 euros. 284 00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:37,813 Congratulations! 285 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,817 Could you check again? 286 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,320 Mr Yi said told us we won a million euros. 287 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,405 Maybe 2! 288 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,531 Maybe! 289 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:48,949 No, I'm... 290 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,325 That's right. 291 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,995 It's divided among the winners. 292 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,956 There are 15 tickets with your numbers. 293 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,500 Which makes 224,684 euros. 294 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:01,837 A tidy sum, no? 295 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:03,463 Yeah. 296 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:04,548 Yeah! 297 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,594 224 thou! 298 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,060 That's alright. 299 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,479 Bravo! Let's finalize things... 300 00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:20,564 Yes! 301 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,107 I have the ticket. 302 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,903 I need the winners' bank details and IDs. 303 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,279 Bank accounts? 304 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,739 An ID card? 305 00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:29,823 The winners? 306 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:33,118 Or I can give you a check, but I need your ID. 307 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,537 You don't have ID? 308 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,830 Yeah, I do! 309 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,290 No? 310 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:39,541 You, no? 311 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,251 No. 312 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:42,336 Well... 313 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,087 Not on us, anyway. 314 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,464 Or anywhere. 315 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:46,590 Right. 316 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,425 No worries, I have mine. 317 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,303 But can you divide it into three payments? 318 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,847 - We're not together. - To avoid bad vibes. 319 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:57,684 I can only make you a check if you have ID. 320 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:58,936 You understand? 321 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,315 No, I can't... 322 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:07,194 write a check without proof that you're you. 323 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:13,367 But you have proof it's them. They're standing in front of you. 324 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,286 Is she slow? 325 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,165 Make it out to him. 326 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,501 Great. 327 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,463 Be right back. 328 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,841 Stay there. I'll be back. 329 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,066 Good. 330 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,442 So... 331 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,736 Is it sinking in? 332 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:52,239 Yeah. For sure... 333 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,658 No. Actually, not at all. 334 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:57,327 That's perfectly normal. 335 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,204 We advise winners 336 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,249 not to alter their daily routines. 337 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,422 At first, I mean. 338 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,007 My card. 339 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,593 If you have any questions, just call. 340 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,220 The pamphlet's very helpful. 341 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,722 It's for big winners. 342 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:21,018 But there are tips you might find helpful... 343 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,314 Nasty apple. 344 00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:26,773 It's polystyrene. 345 00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:27,983 Yeah? 346 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,401 Still, it's nasty. 347 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:36,992 Alright... 348 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,535 Here's your check. 349 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,621 The piĂšce de rĂ©sistance! 350 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:46,502 So then... you are Mr Francis Courtass? 351 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,629 Courta... The ending is silent. 352 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,883 Francis Courtass? 353 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,384 Courta. It's silent. 354 00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:56,553 Courta! 355 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,180 Piss off. Not funny. 356 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,349 Francis is bad enough! 357 00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:02,392 It's short for Francisco. 358 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,810 It's Spanish! 359 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:05,771 Stop! 360 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,524 Sorry. Forgive me. 361 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,234 It's the emotion. 362 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,080 Where do we go with 220,000 euros? 363 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,331 It's unreal. 364 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,083 We go to the bank. 365 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,251 Courtass? 366 00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:30,170 - Courta! - Ta! Ta! Sorry! 367 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,505 Where's your bank? 368 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,175 Do I look like I have a bank? This is for banks! 369 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,511 Wait, I had a bank book back home. 370 00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:42,057 I'm from Angers. But when I was five, they sent me to Mulhouse and... 371 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,350 Zip it! 372 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,646 On the street, it's like in an American crime show... 373 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:51,149 - Anything you say... - May be used against you! 374 00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:54,862 You don't know my bank. And I have the check. 375 00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:56,363 Good luck! 376 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,365 No worries, we'll find a bank. 377 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,534 Who'd refuse a 220,000 euro check? 378 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:04,204 From now on, we don't let him out of our sight. 379 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:07,082 He doesn't pee alone till we get our cut. 380 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:10,043 - I heard that. - I know. Now you know. 381 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,297 Nice dude! 382 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:16,592 Remember, you won 70,000 thanks to me. 383 00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:17,885 Thanks, Francis. 384 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,052 Welcome, pal. 385 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:20,179 I'm not your pal. 386 00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:26,185 I'm afraid it's complicated. 387 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,562 The bank has two requirements. 388 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,523 First, you need ID, which I have for him. 389 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:35,277 The second is proof of address. 390 00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:36,653 Yes, but... 391 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,780 That's how it is. It's the law. 392 00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:39,907 It's absurd. 393 00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:41,033 You realize... 394 00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:42,743 Yes, I do realize. 395 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,536 Absurd, but it's the law. 396 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,038 Let's try another bank. 397 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,206 It'll be the same. 398 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:49,208 Oh yeah? Wanna bet? 399 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,841 Asshole, hurry up! 400 00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,969 Maybe online banks are less strict. 401 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,429 It's unlikely. 402 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:06,016 But if I've understood your situation correctly, 403 00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:11,772 Mr Courtass won't be able to give you 70,000 euros in cash. 404 00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:15,400 You need a bank account, and thus proof of address 405 00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:17,569 and an ID card, of course. 406 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:20,155 Here's your check. 407 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,406 Asshole! 408 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,373 There's a procedure to renting. 409 00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:33,544 You need to create a file, the landlord has to consent. 410 00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:35,963 Even with a great credit rating, 411 00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,881 applications may be refused. 412 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,091 Alright, fine. 413 00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:40,384 If we can't rent, 414 00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:41,969 we can buy. Right? 415 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,595 What's 220,000 get us? 416 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,847 With a pool. 417 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,182 I don't have one with a pool. 418 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,892 We're not that picky. 419 00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:50,894 We'll take a garage. 420 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,438 We don't rent garages. Sorry. 421 00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:54,356 Bitch! 422 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,440 Excuse me? 423 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,284 So, to replace your papers, 424 00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:07,452 it's quick and easy. 425 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:10,831 You just need a declaration of loss or theft. 426 00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:14,585 You come back with two official photographs 427 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:18,589 three-months' proof of residency and a birth certificate. 428 00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:21,091 So, for your birth certificate, 429 00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:23,218 it's quick and easy. 430 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:28,891 You can request it online at public-service.fr. 431 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,100 Hyphen! 432 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,687 No need to request it in your place of birth. 433 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,316 For foreign citizens, 434 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:38,317 it's... 435 00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:39,526 Quick and easy? 436 00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,654 Horribly complicated. 437 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,406 Next! 438 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,366 Young man, sorry to bother you. 439 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,368 Would you have some change? 440 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,245 You won't believe it. 441 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:53,207 See, my friends and I won the lottery. 442 00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:55,834 But we can't cash the check. 443 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,044 - Here. - Thanks! 444 00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:59,421 I'm not sure I understand. 445 00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:04,009 You want me to give you 220,000 euros in cash for your check? 446 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:09,097 If you like, you can even take a small commission. We're not... 447 00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,933 You'll have to leave. 448 00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:18,899 Can we use the bathroom? 449 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,485 Look, what I think is... 450 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:22,986 Your 220,000 euros... 451 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,613 - You can... - Shove them. 452 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:25,989 It's quick and easy. 453 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:36,333 Could you shut up for a minute? I can't think, Courtass. 454 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,876 Courta! Courta! 455 00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:40,212 Next time, I'll slug you, fatso! 456 00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:42,673 Slug me? I'd love to see that! 457 00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:44,842 Enough. It's over! 458 00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,176 Zip it! 459 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,720 You little runt! 460 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:52,391 It was fun while it lasted. But enough's enough. 461 00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:54,184 Let's get back to reality. 462 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:56,270 Wait, what's over? 463 00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:58,355 Everything. 464 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:03,193 The banks, rental agencies, the cavalry, the lottery... 465 00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:06,321 We stop. At first, yes, it was fun. 466 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:09,074 But I'm throwing in my cap. 467 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:11,743 Come on, Captain! 468 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:13,912 You're not serious. 469 00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:15,330 You're just tired. 470 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:16,331 Me too. 471 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:17,541 We're all tired. 472 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:18,709 I'm not tired. 473 00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:21,461 I'm too old to tramp from office to office 474 00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:24,131 to see people who can't help us. “Next!” 475 00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:27,801 We'll find a solution. There's gotta be one! 476 00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,304 There's no solution for our kind. 477 00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:33,807 How often have you tried to get off the street? 478 00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:35,851 And how often did you fail? 479 00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:38,645 So let me tell you both something. 480 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:41,732 Your ticket, your check you can't cash... 481 00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:43,942 You can keep it, alright? 482 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:47,070 You can even split my share. 483 00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:48,655 Lord! 484 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,199 - Stop. - I've had it. 485 00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:52,492 - Captain, please! - Screw it! 486 00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:54,244 Right, Captain, please! 487 00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:55,537 Come on, Captain! 488 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:56,914 It's fine. 489 00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:58,332 So, we go 50-50? 490 00:24:58,457 --> 00:24:59,958 Shut up, Courtass! 491 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,293 Ninja! 492 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:07,257 Help! I can't swim! 493 00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:10,385 It's your fault, you pushed me! 494 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:11,887 Hold on. 495 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,181 I can stand. 496 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:16,016 Yeah, sure. 497 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,768 Go ahead and laugh. 498 00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:19,895 Real funny. 499 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,855 The water's up to his crotch! 500 00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:23,941 Shit, the check! 501 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,108 Get out of there! 502 00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:26,568 I have the check! 503 00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:29,655 Who's laughing now? 504 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:31,406 Me! 505 00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:56,431 Sugar? 506 00:25:57,099 --> 00:25:58,100 Thanks. 507 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,813 I didn't realize. 508 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,315 I'm so sorry, 509 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,068 I never thought... 510 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,237 I don't know what to say. 511 00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:12,489 It's all the fault off Twiggy. 512 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,116 It's the fault of Twiggy. 513 00:26:14,241 --> 00:26:16,785 See, Cap agrees. If you haven't shoved me... 514 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,287 Hadn't shoved me! 515 00:26:18,412 --> 00:26:19,580 So what? 516 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:21,206 Really! 517 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,334 The check's not a problem. 518 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,837 I can replace it, it's no problem. 519 00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:29,590 But I was thinking, Mr Courtass... 520 00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:33,844 Perhaps your parents could declare you live with them. 521 00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:37,306 You could open a bank account, the same day. 522 00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:38,682 - Francis? - Yes. 523 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,184 We gotta cash the check. 524 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,810 OK, but without them. 525 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:43,896 It's a chance to reconnect. 526 00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:47,065 I've seen Lotto's magic work wonders. 527 00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:49,151 Thanks to Lotto, some people... 528 00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:52,362 My parents are dead. So reconnecting... 529 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:54,656 It'd take a lotta Lotto magic. 530 00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:58,285 I see. I'm very sorry. 531 00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,953 Nah, I never knew them. 532 00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:03,123 Well, four months. Car accident. Dead! 533 00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:04,917 My gran raised me. 534 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:07,252 But she's dead too. 535 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,883 I was one, I don't remember her. 536 00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:18,889 Is anyone still alive in your family, aside from you? 537 00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:20,516 Nope. 538 00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:25,479 - Bye. - Bye, thanks. 539 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:28,649 I'm on the case. 540 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:49,127 The kid's a poet. 541 00:27:49,878 --> 00:27:51,713 A poet who doesn't know it. 542 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,340 I swear, he's a genius. 543 00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:54,842 Look at him. 544 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:04,434 “Life isn't waiting for storms to pass. 545 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,854 It's learning to dance in the rain.” 546 00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:10,440 Would we go dancing in the rain? 547 00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:14,653 Not in my undies! 548 00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:32,379 It's a friendly building, 549 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:34,047 with nearby shopping, 550 00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:35,716 the metro... 551 00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:39,219 There are two bedrooms, and a sofa bed in here. 552 00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:42,639 - Western exposure... - Kinda sketchy. 553 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:45,350 You said the owner won bigtime. 554 00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:49,521 His late mom lived here. He's still attached to the place. 555 00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:51,315 He didn't need to sell. 556 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,399 If I may, 557 00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:54,276 how much did the guy win? 558 00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:55,444 16 million. 559 00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,863 Yeah, that's decent too. 560 00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:02,451 Know a winner 561 00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:07,039 who bought his mom a villa with a pool just before she died? 562 00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:09,833 Sorry, I don't. 563 00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:12,252 - Magnificent! - You like it? 564 00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:14,922 Way better than what we imagined, right? 565 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:17,466 No, in fact I was saying... 566 00:29:20,052 --> 00:29:22,304 I can't thank you enough. 567 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:24,932 Thank Mr Dumesnil, your landlord. 568 00:29:25,057 --> 00:29:26,517 I'm just the go-between. 569 00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:30,395 I'd ask only you respect the building and neighbors. 570 00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:33,273 No problem, we'll be super careful. 571 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:35,776 My bad. 572 00:29:37,528 --> 00:29:39,363 It's temporary, right? 573 00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:41,281 Soon as we get our papers 574 00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:43,075 and divvy up the money, 575 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,868 - we're gone! - OK. 576 00:29:45,369 --> 00:29:46,870 So, then... 577 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:52,584 Here are the lease in Mr Courtass's name and Mr Dumesnil's attestation. 578 00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:56,213 Take them to the bank and you can open an account. 579 00:29:58,215 --> 00:30:00,509 Here are the keys. You're home. 580 00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:02,970 We're home! 581 00:30:17,526 --> 00:30:19,194 You're taking all that? 582 00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:20,654 Yeah, I need it. 583 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:23,407 - Is that all for you? - Yeah. 584 00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:25,367 The essentials. It's all here. 585 00:30:26,368 --> 00:30:27,786 It's not easy. 586 00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,205 I built it all myself. 587 00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:33,292 C'mon, Crapper. It's just wood and plastic. 588 00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:35,169 Captain? 589 00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:38,088 We're done here. 590 00:30:46,889 --> 00:30:48,307 It's your chance. 591 00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:49,474 Grab it. 592 00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:53,395 Look after him, OK? 593 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,605 Promise. 594 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:57,941 Don't you cry. It's hard enough for him. 595 00:30:58,066 --> 00:30:59,568 I won't. 596 00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:02,946 Drop that. 597 00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:05,365 C'mere! 598 00:31:06,241 --> 00:31:08,243 So VĂ©nus is his babe? 599 00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,829 No, she's the girl of his dreams! 600 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,750 Really? I thought she was a hooker. 601 00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:16,960 She is a hooker. 602 00:31:20,464 --> 00:31:21,548 Does Cap know? 603 00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:24,384 It's obvious, no? 604 00:31:27,888 --> 00:31:30,224 Cool dude. I couldn't take that. 605 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:33,185 He doesn't care, he's in the band. 606 00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:38,440 He plays the flute. 607 00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:44,071 He plays the flute. 608 00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:47,741 I get it. 609 00:31:47,866 --> 00:31:51,203 Enough, get going. Clear out! 610 00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:53,664 Enough of you bums! 611 00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:56,917 You can't take all that. Leave some here. 612 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,169 - Alright. - C'mon. 613 00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:04,883 You first. 614 00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:10,472 Go on. 615 00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:13,392 Don't worry, I won't miss you. 616 00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:15,602 Good riddance! 617 00:32:17,855 --> 00:32:19,731 We said no crying, VĂ©nus. 618 00:32:19,857 --> 00:32:20,774 I'm not. 619 00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:22,776 They're tears of joy. 620 00:32:35,664 --> 00:32:37,332 You'll be happy here, Captain. 621 00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:42,129 What is it? 622 00:32:43,755 --> 00:32:44,756 Do you hear? 623 00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:46,967 No. 624 00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:49,303 What? 625 00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:51,096 Nothing. 626 00:32:53,307 --> 00:32:54,641 You hear nothing. 627 00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:08,113 Stop, Asshole. Sit! 628 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:09,573 Francis! 629 00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:17,706 - What's going on? - Shh! 630 00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:23,712 We're enjoying silence. 631 00:35:33,217 --> 00:35:34,051 Asshole, no! 632 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:36,929 What's wrong? 633 00:35:37,429 --> 00:35:39,056 Why are you there? 634 00:35:39,181 --> 00:35:40,182 No idea. 635 00:35:40,307 --> 00:35:41,517 I can't remember. 636 00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:48,273 I think I have a clue. 637 00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:02,496 No, Asshole! 638 00:36:03,038 --> 00:36:04,206 Francis! 639 00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:06,667 What's wrong! 640 00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:09,753 Go back to your room, man. 641 00:36:09,878 --> 00:36:10,963 Hold on. 642 00:36:11,213 --> 00:36:13,966 You call me to say to go to my room? 643 00:36:14,091 --> 00:36:15,634 I know you're dumb, but... 644 00:36:15,759 --> 00:36:19,721 We're gonna have to get a few things straight. 645 00:36:19,847 --> 00:36:24,184 You probably don't know about apartment living, 646 00:36:24,309 --> 00:36:26,186 and your mutt either. But... 647 00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:28,397 You can't walk around naked! 648 00:36:29,481 --> 00:36:30,482 Cool it! 649 00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:32,901 If I sleep nakie, it's my business. 650 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:36,280 In garages or malls, OK, but this is my crib. 651 00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:38,740 No, it's not your crib, it's our crib. 652 00:36:40,242 --> 00:36:41,535 Damn, I looked. 653 00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:45,205 I have no problem with you sleeping nakie. 654 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:48,834 Or doing your thing... to the max! 655 00:36:48,959 --> 00:36:52,296 But when you leave your room, put on some undies. 656 00:36:52,421 --> 00:36:53,922 Undies? 657 00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:55,048 Undies. 658 00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:56,550 Boxers, Francis! 659 00:36:57,593 --> 00:37:00,721 Ok. Undies. “Boxers, Francis!” 660 00:37:00,846 --> 00:37:01,972 OK, got it. 661 00:37:02,097 --> 00:37:03,140 Sorry. 662 00:37:03,265 --> 00:37:04,266 Thank you. 663 00:37:08,937 --> 00:37:11,273 Christ, put on some undies! 664 00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:15,360 Gentlemen, 665 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:17,446 a gift! 666 00:37:18,197 --> 00:37:19,281 Shit! 667 00:37:19,406 --> 00:37:20,657 Thanks, awesome! 668 00:37:20,782 --> 00:37:22,367 Just what I needed. 669 00:37:22,492 --> 00:37:24,453 Calm down, it was your dough. 670 00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:27,623 They're not supersonic, but we have 4G. 671 00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:29,416 What's it for? 672 00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:31,376 To call people. 673 00:37:31,752 --> 00:37:33,795 Dude, you been living in a cave? 674 00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:37,007 Captain, it's on the Internet now. 675 00:37:37,508 --> 00:37:40,385 We can keep an eye on each other. 676 00:37:40,511 --> 00:37:44,806 Know where we are, what we're up to, when we're coming home. 677 00:37:44,932 --> 00:37:45,933 Like normal people. 678 00:37:46,058 --> 00:37:48,060 Like normal people, got it. 679 00:37:48,477 --> 00:37:49,520 For the flat, 680 00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:52,856 we should divvy up the chores. 681 00:37:53,148 --> 00:37:54,316 Arrow... 682 00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:55,484 Arrow! 683 00:37:55,817 --> 00:37:58,278 - Sorry. - We each do our part. 684 00:37:58,612 --> 00:38:00,864 If Cap takes out the trash, 685 00:38:00,989 --> 00:38:03,951 someone else cooks and the other cleans up. 686 00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:05,035 Who? 687 00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:07,079 Who what? 688 00:38:07,663 --> 00:38:08,830 Who cooks? 689 00:38:08,956 --> 00:38:10,791 You said Cap takes the trash. 690 00:38:10,916 --> 00:38:12,501 So who cooks, you or me? 691 00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:14,378 Cuz I haven't cooked since... 692 00:38:15,462 --> 00:38:16,463 social services. 693 00:38:17,005 --> 00:38:19,216 Like the four-quarters cake... 694 00:38:19,341 --> 00:38:21,343 I know it's ÂŒ, ÂŒ, ÂŒ... 695 00:38:22,511 --> 00:38:23,554 but ÂŒ of what? 696 00:38:23,679 --> 00:38:24,972 You're missing one. 697 00:38:25,097 --> 00:38:27,683 That's three, a three-thirds cake. 698 00:38:28,350 --> 00:38:30,352 Four-fourths, not three-thirds. 699 00:38:30,477 --> 00:38:31,812 That's my point. 700 00:38:31,937 --> 00:38:32,980 Hey, guys? 701 00:38:33,647 --> 00:38:36,358 Enough with the fractions. 702 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:38,151 However long we're here, 703 00:38:38,277 --> 00:38:39,945 I want cooperation. 704 00:38:41,738 --> 00:38:43,115 We're not stupid. 705 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,993 No need for a masterclass in coop living. 706 00:38:46,118 --> 00:38:47,077 C'mon. 707 00:38:47,202 --> 00:38:49,872 We've survived so far, we'll manage. 708 00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:51,915 I wasn't talking to you. 709 00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:53,500 Arrow, 710 00:38:54,585 --> 00:38:57,129 this here's the cash box. 711 00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:01,508 You put money in it. 712 00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:04,261 Regularly. Don't screw up. 713 00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:06,847 And... Oh yeah! 714 00:39:06,972 --> 00:39:09,057 I'll make us a budget. 715 00:39:09,183 --> 00:39:11,226 Until we split the prize, 716 00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:14,980 we buy the strict minimum, and we keep records. 717 00:39:15,105 --> 00:39:16,690 - CDs? - Of expenses! 718 00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:20,402 Jesus H Christ to goddamn holy hell! 719 00:39:21,111 --> 00:39:22,779 Want a coffee, Twiggy, or... 720 00:39:22,905 --> 00:39:24,031 Are you OK? 721 00:39:40,631 --> 00:39:43,300 Why are you tailing me? What's your problem? 722 00:39:43,425 --> 00:39:45,886 - I'm gonna pay for this. - That, too. 723 00:39:46,011 --> 00:39:48,805 Don't I pay at the cash? This isn't the cash! 724 00:39:48,931 --> 00:39:50,933 I'll pay for your shit! 725 00:39:54,102 --> 00:39:55,812 No, you calm down. 726 00:39:55,938 --> 00:39:57,022 Arrow, it's OK. 727 00:39:57,147 --> 00:39:58,690 I'm watching you. 728 00:39:58,815 --> 00:39:59,816 We'll pay, sir. 729 00:39:59,942 --> 00:40:01,443 I'm loaded. 730 00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:08,075 Really, Francis! 731 00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:11,745 Sure you need this? 732 00:40:12,454 --> 00:40:13,622 Yeah. 733 00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:16,834 There's no bulb in my room. And I love raclette. 734 00:40:17,376 --> 00:40:19,378 Look, it makes pancakes, too. 735 00:40:19,503 --> 00:40:20,754 It's reversible. 736 00:40:21,338 --> 00:40:22,923 - Smart, huh? - Captain! 737 00:40:23,048 --> 00:40:25,217 - Yeah? - Say something, please! 738 00:40:25,968 --> 00:40:27,970 Well, if it makes him happy... 739 00:40:28,095 --> 00:40:29,847 I mean, we owe him. 740 00:40:31,348 --> 00:40:32,641 Live it up. 741 00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:36,645 I am living it up. 742 00:40:37,396 --> 00:40:39,147 I'm living it up sick. 743 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,043 Yeah? 744 00:41:41,335 --> 00:41:43,629 20 minutes. Time's up. 745 00:41:43,754 --> 00:41:46,131 Leave us some hot water, too! 746 00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:47,716 Almost done. 747 00:41:50,886 --> 00:41:52,304 What's taking you? 748 00:41:52,930 --> 00:41:54,556 Tough, I'm coming in. 749 00:42:00,145 --> 00:42:01,522 What's that mug? 750 00:42:04,775 --> 00:42:05,734 Hey, Captain? 751 00:42:06,818 --> 00:42:08,946 Check this out, it's sick. 752 00:42:12,407 --> 00:42:15,744 Thank you for calling the Canadian Embassy. 753 00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:19,414 We will answer your call as quickly as possible. 754 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:22,000 You can return to the main menu any time. 755 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:25,003 To return to the main menu, say “Main menu.” 756 00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:26,964 If you wish to wait, 757 00:42:27,089 --> 00:42:28,924 - say, “Wait.” - Wait. 758 00:42:30,384 --> 00:42:32,219 I did not understand. 759 00:42:32,344 --> 00:42:33,804 Please start over. 760 00:42:33,929 --> 00:42:36,265 Wait. 761 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,183 Main menu. 762 00:42:38,308 --> 00:42:40,185 For service in French, 1. 763 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:41,812 I did not understand. 764 00:42:41,937 --> 00:42:43,397 Please start over. 765 00:42:43,522 --> 00:42:47,025 Thank you for calling the Canadian Embassy. 766 00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:50,195 We will answer your call as quickly as possible. 767 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,488 Wait. 768 00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:55,284 If you wish to wait, say “Wait.” 769 00:42:55,409 --> 00:42:56,618 Wait. 770 00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:59,037 To return to the main menu... 771 00:42:59,162 --> 00:43:00,455 Wait! 772 00:43:00,581 --> 00:43:04,960 Given the high volume of calls, we are unable to answer. 773 00:43:05,085 --> 00:43:05,836 Fuck! 774 00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:08,547 Careful. 775 00:43:12,509 --> 00:43:13,969 I can't pay her. 776 00:43:14,094 --> 00:43:16,054 - Sleep with her. - She's 75! 777 00:43:16,555 --> 00:43:17,556 So? 778 00:43:19,558 --> 00:43:20,809 Presents. 779 00:43:21,185 --> 00:43:22,394 Really? 780 00:43:23,896 --> 00:43:24,980 Thanks. 781 00:43:25,105 --> 00:43:26,690 - Can we? - Go for it. 782 00:43:34,448 --> 00:43:35,407 A branch? 783 00:43:35,532 --> 00:43:37,993 No! It's a twig! Like your nick! 784 00:43:38,118 --> 00:43:40,787 But this one is dipped in bronze. 785 00:43:40,913 --> 00:43:42,456 Guy said it won't rot. 786 00:43:42,581 --> 00:43:43,790 Must've cost a mint. 787 00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:46,502 For real. It's a gift. On me. 788 00:43:46,627 --> 00:43:48,378 I'm happy to make you happy. 789 00:43:49,588 --> 00:43:53,342 If mine's a bronze cap, they really screwed up. 790 00:43:55,802 --> 00:43:58,096 Here goes, let's see. 791 00:44:02,434 --> 00:44:03,769 A flute! 792 00:44:04,811 --> 00:44:05,771 Like it? 793 00:44:06,104 --> 00:44:07,439 Sure. Thanks, Arrow. 794 00:44:07,564 --> 00:44:09,024 A lovely surprise. 795 00:44:11,777 --> 00:44:12,736 Well, play. 796 00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:14,488 - I can't. - Course you can! 797 00:44:14,613 --> 00:44:16,156 - Twiggy said so. - Did not! 798 00:44:16,281 --> 00:44:17,658 I didn't know you play. 799 00:44:17,783 --> 00:44:18,909 I don't. 800 00:44:19,034 --> 00:44:22,037 He said you were in a band or something. 801 00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:28,377 I said you play the flute. 802 00:44:30,504 --> 00:44:31,713 Arrow! 803 00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:33,674 Françis, it's an expression. 804 00:44:33,799 --> 00:44:35,384 Like if I said, 805 00:44:35,509 --> 00:44:37,344 he's on the other team. 806 00:44:39,429 --> 00:44:41,807 Speak French, I never understand you. 807 00:44:41,932 --> 00:44:46,603 Francis, it's an expression for men who like men. 808 00:44:47,271 --> 00:44:48,939 What do you kids say? 809 00:44:49,064 --> 00:44:50,107 A fag? 810 00:44:53,151 --> 00:44:54,236 You're a fag? 811 00:44:59,074 --> 00:45:00,200 I'm shook. 812 00:45:08,417 --> 00:45:09,585 I'm shook. 813 00:45:29,897 --> 00:45:30,939 Hello. 814 00:45:31,064 --> 00:45:32,399 Hello. 815 00:45:34,109 --> 00:45:37,196 Twiky, Kapten, Aro, Ashole 6th floor 816 00:45:37,321 --> 00:45:41,700 Dijon's not too big, population 150,000, it's very pleasant. 817 00:45:48,081 --> 00:45:49,875 - Good night. - Good night. 818 00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:58,759 If they're yelling at 10 again, I'll call the cops. 819 00:45:58,884 --> 00:45:59,760 Tell them! 820 00:45:59,885 --> 00:46:01,929 Hello! 821 00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:06,683 You look fantastic! 822 00:46:06,808 --> 00:46:07,809 We're swank. 823 00:46:07,935 --> 00:46:09,478 Wankers, you mean? 824 00:46:09,603 --> 00:46:11,021 Come in, come in! 825 00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:12,105 Why, Twiggy! 826 00:46:12,981 --> 00:46:15,567 This is Nicolas Grenier. 827 00:46:16,026 --> 00:46:17,778 Nicolas Grenier? Seriously? 828 00:46:17,903 --> 00:46:19,071 So, Nick? 829 00:46:19,196 --> 00:46:21,657 What am I getting for Christmas? 830 00:46:24,618 --> 00:46:25,577 No? 831 00:46:26,453 --> 00:46:28,163 This is Mr Dumesnil, 832 00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:29,790 your kind landlord, 833 00:46:29,915 --> 00:46:30,958 - Francis... - Yo. 834 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:32,709 - Nicolas. - Hello. 835 00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:34,419 - And Captain. - A pleasure. 836 00:46:34,545 --> 00:46:35,504 Hello. 837 00:46:35,629 --> 00:46:39,091 May I introduce ThĂ©rĂšse and Yi, our friends, and... 838 00:46:39,216 --> 00:46:41,426 VĂ©nus, the woman of my dreams. 839 00:46:43,595 --> 00:46:44,555 A pleasure. 840 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,681 Great. 841 00:46:45,806 --> 00:46:48,100 - Put this on ice. - Very kind! 842 00:46:48,892 --> 00:46:52,104 Sorry, forgive me. Welcome to your home! 843 00:46:52,229 --> 00:46:53,397 Come in, come in. 844 00:46:57,067 --> 00:47:00,028 Just as we're leaving, Captain turns and asks, 845 00:47:00,279 --> 00:47:02,406 “Can we use the bathroom?” 846 00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:08,078 Shit! 847 00:47:08,203 --> 00:47:10,247 Wait, I'll show you. ThĂ©rĂšse... 848 00:47:16,795 --> 00:47:18,505 How's it working out? 849 00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:20,174 It's good. 850 00:47:20,632 --> 00:47:23,051 Ups and downs, but we'll manage. 851 00:47:23,552 --> 00:47:24,595 I'm sure. 852 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:25,888 Good vibes here. 853 00:47:26,013 --> 00:47:28,390 Mom and I had great times here. 854 00:47:28,515 --> 00:47:30,726 A change from the plonk. 855 00:47:31,435 --> 00:47:32,519 Thanks. 856 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:34,188 Captain! 857 00:47:34,313 --> 00:47:35,272 What? 858 00:47:36,231 --> 00:47:37,774 It's OK, jeez. 859 00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:39,651 As long as you eat something. 860 00:47:39,776 --> 00:47:43,113 I'll have lots of cheese and I'll be fine. 861 00:47:44,615 --> 00:47:45,574 Tell me. 862 00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:48,202 How will you invest your money? 863 00:47:48,327 --> 00:47:50,787 Be careful, because the first year 864 00:47:51,371 --> 00:47:53,999 is tax free, but then you get fleeced. 865 00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:56,376 - You need to plan. - I said that. 866 00:47:56,502 --> 00:47:58,879 We already know what we'll do. 867 00:47:59,004 --> 00:48:00,964 We said we'll tour the globe! 868 00:48:01,089 --> 00:48:02,341 Did we say that? 869 00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:05,427 I can't take Asshole. He has no license. 870 00:48:06,011 --> 00:48:07,679 Twiggy and I always said, 871 00:48:08,096 --> 00:48:11,975 if we win, we tour the globe, him and me. 872 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,520 Yeah, but we were shooting the shit. 873 00:48:16,021 --> 00:48:18,315 It was just a dream. 874 00:48:22,152 --> 00:48:23,529 It's a wonderful plan. 875 00:48:25,739 --> 00:48:28,242 Sorry, may I ask a question? 876 00:48:29,368 --> 00:48:31,286 Sure, ThĂ©rĂšse. Feel free. 877 00:48:32,371 --> 00:48:35,415 Well, how did you become homeless? 878 00:48:41,505 --> 00:48:43,215 Forgive me. I'm sorry. 879 00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:46,343 No worries, ThĂ©rĂšse. 880 00:48:46,468 --> 00:48:48,762 Captain won't say, like on crime shows. 881 00:48:50,055 --> 00:48:51,515 But I don't mind. 882 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,724 It's simple. 883 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:57,229 When I was 13, I ran away from my sketchy foster home. 884 00:48:58,063 --> 00:49:00,399 Of course the cops picked me up, 885 00:49:00,524 --> 00:49:03,735 put me in another home, but I'd tasted freedom. 886 00:49:04,111 --> 00:49:07,322 The rush of running away, sleeping on the street... 887 00:49:09,449 --> 00:49:10,534 Mega rush. 888 00:49:13,203 --> 00:49:14,538 I was hooked. 889 00:49:14,997 --> 00:49:17,583 I ran away. I ran away. I ran away. 890 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:20,460 Even when things were good. 891 00:49:20,586 --> 00:49:23,922 Like, in Caen, I was with this sick family, 892 00:49:24,047 --> 00:49:26,508 real nice, but I still ran away. 893 00:49:27,134 --> 00:49:28,969 To see how the cops reacted. 894 00:49:29,595 --> 00:49:32,055 Then, one time, those clowns 895 00:49:33,015 --> 00:49:34,266 didn't look for me. 896 00:49:34,391 --> 00:49:36,810 I figured, they were sick of me 897 00:49:36,935 --> 00:49:38,520 or they're too busy. 898 00:49:38,854 --> 00:49:40,022 Totally wrong. 899 00:49:40,898 --> 00:49:42,399 I'd turned 18. 900 00:49:50,574 --> 00:49:51,658 You, Twiggy? 901 00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:00,667 Separation. 902 00:50:07,799 --> 00:50:08,800 Heartbreak. 903 00:50:10,802 --> 00:50:11,887 Depression. 904 00:50:14,306 --> 00:50:15,390 Getting fired. 905 00:50:18,644 --> 00:50:19,603 No friends. 906 00:50:23,857 --> 00:50:24,983 All very fast. 907 00:50:31,114 --> 00:50:35,118 Then I met this tall weirdo in a baseball cap, 908 00:50:35,244 --> 00:50:37,996 smoking away, who goes, “Hey, Twiggy? 909 00:50:38,121 --> 00:50:39,248 Why so sad?” 910 00:50:41,959 --> 00:50:45,254 He didn't ask who I was or where I was from. 911 00:50:45,671 --> 00:50:48,966 He showed me the ropes, gave me tips, a roof. 912 00:50:49,466 --> 00:50:52,344 Well, a tent. But same thing. 913 00:50:54,054 --> 00:50:55,305 He gave me shelter, 914 00:50:56,098 --> 00:50:57,474 time to recover. 915 00:50:59,434 --> 00:51:00,853 It's been seven years. 916 00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:05,649 I owe him a lot. 917 00:51:08,944 --> 00:51:13,782 Not everything, ‘cause I didn't have much, but... 918 00:51:26,795 --> 00:51:30,299 Do I tell you about my first trick or do we have dessert? 919 00:51:31,508 --> 00:51:32,634 Dessert! 920 00:51:32,759 --> 00:51:33,969 Dessert! 921 00:51:35,804 --> 00:51:37,681 Although... 922 00:51:37,806 --> 00:51:38,765 Why not both? 923 00:51:38,891 --> 00:51:41,018 First, dessert, and then... 924 00:52:20,849 --> 00:52:23,560 Cool. What I was looking for. 925 00:52:25,896 --> 00:52:26,855 Great evening. 926 00:52:35,197 --> 00:52:37,366 - Want to come? - I'll clean up. 927 00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:40,202 - Can I help you? - No, I've got it. 928 00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:47,960 You have kids in France. 929 00:52:52,548 --> 00:52:54,174 How do you know? 930 00:52:57,886 --> 00:52:59,763 Even Captain doesn't know. 931 00:53:01,056 --> 00:53:03,350 Otherwise you'd want to tour the globe. 932 00:53:03,767 --> 00:53:05,227 Or go home to QuĂ©bec... 933 00:53:05,352 --> 00:53:06,353 I imagine. 934 00:53:06,687 --> 00:53:08,355 Do you see them often? 935 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,441 I mean, still. Do you still see them? 936 00:53:12,901 --> 00:53:14,736 Yes, I see them, 937 00:53:15,612 --> 00:53:16,864 as often as I can. 938 00:53:18,782 --> 00:53:22,077 Lucie plays soccer. She just started boxing. 939 00:53:22,494 --> 00:53:23,871 She repeated grade 3. 940 00:53:23,996 --> 00:53:27,291 My little ZĂ©lie's in grade 11. No, 10. 941 00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:29,209 She's taking dance classes. 942 00:53:29,334 --> 00:53:30,335 Loves it... 943 00:53:30,669 --> 00:53:33,088 They must be thrilled for you. 944 00:53:33,630 --> 00:53:34,923 Yeah. 945 00:53:40,053 --> 00:53:41,013 No. 946 00:53:42,514 --> 00:53:43,849 They don't know. 947 00:53:44,850 --> 00:53:46,894 About the lottery. Or... 948 00:53:47,978 --> 00:53:48,937 the street. 949 00:53:50,230 --> 00:53:52,274 You said you see them often. 950 00:53:52,399 --> 00:53:55,027 I see them, but they don't see me. 951 00:53:57,487 --> 00:53:58,488 For them, 952 00:53:58,614 --> 00:54:01,033 I disappeared seven years ago. 953 00:54:02,743 --> 00:54:04,912 But aren't you scared they... 954 00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:08,498 - may think you're... - Dead? 955 00:54:08,749 --> 00:54:09,750 Dead. 956 00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:13,337 Better a father who's dead than one who's homeless. 957 00:54:17,966 --> 00:54:20,511 But the situation has changed now. 958 00:54:20,802 --> 00:54:23,347 You're no longer on the street. 959 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,349 You can see them again. 960 00:54:25,682 --> 00:54:28,894 I'd love to see them, but... 961 00:54:29,019 --> 00:54:33,065 I don't want them to see me as a bum. Even a bum who won the lottery. 962 00:54:34,983 --> 00:54:38,237 And first I'd like to drop at least 40 pounds. 963 00:54:38,362 --> 00:54:41,198 No other homeless person ever gains weight. 964 00:54:42,324 --> 00:54:44,243 When I see them, I want to... 965 00:54:44,618 --> 00:54:45,744 be their MVP. 966 00:54:47,079 --> 00:54:48,038 A star. 967 00:54:48,163 --> 00:54:51,750 I want to have my own place, a real job and... 968 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:53,293 and a normal life. 969 00:54:56,588 --> 00:54:59,633 Enough. Shall we join the others? 970 00:55:11,270 --> 00:55:13,397 To replace your Canadian passport 971 00:55:13,522 --> 00:55:15,732 requires proof you're Canadian. 972 00:55:15,858 --> 00:55:17,317 Even with this accent? 973 00:55:18,235 --> 00:55:19,194 Sorry. 974 00:55:22,114 --> 00:55:23,198 Excuse me. 975 00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:26,326 Apply at the town hall in your birthplace. 976 00:55:26,451 --> 00:55:27,828 It's unbelievable. 977 00:55:27,953 --> 00:55:32,541 I'm a Canadian in France, and neither country can help me! What do I do? 978 00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:33,917 Sorry. 979 00:55:34,668 --> 00:55:35,711 Go ahead. 980 00:55:35,836 --> 00:55:37,921 I'm very sorry. 981 00:55:38,589 --> 00:55:39,673 Yeah, what is it? 982 00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:42,926 Yeah, I left early. So? 983 00:55:43,051 --> 00:55:44,386 What are you doing? 984 00:55:44,511 --> 00:55:46,763 Deal with it. You're big boys! 985 00:55:46,889 --> 00:55:50,642 Francis, stop bothering me or I'll confiscate your phone! 986 00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:52,269 Sorry! 987 00:55:52,394 --> 00:55:53,395 How many? 988 00:55:53,979 --> 00:55:55,105 How many what? 989 00:55:55,230 --> 00:55:56,648 Kids. 990 00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:00,986 Two, why? 991 00:56:01,111 --> 00:56:03,447 Were they born in France? 992 00:56:03,864 --> 00:56:05,490 Oh! No... 993 00:56:05,616 --> 00:56:07,868 Yeah. No, that wasn't my kids. 994 00:56:07,993 --> 00:56:10,454 I have two kids, 995 00:56:10,579 --> 00:56:12,039 but that wasn't... Wait. 996 00:56:13,415 --> 00:56:15,292 Yeah, they're born here. Why? 997 00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:18,003 Make a case for family unification. 998 00:56:18,754 --> 00:56:19,838 Are you married? 999 00:56:22,841 --> 00:56:24,968 Their mom and I are on the outs. 1000 00:56:25,093 --> 00:56:26,595 I'll need proof. 1001 00:56:29,389 --> 00:56:31,183 Their birth certificates? 1002 00:56:31,308 --> 00:56:33,685 That would help things. 1003 00:56:33,810 --> 00:56:35,062 What's your cell? 1004 00:56:52,871 --> 00:56:54,164 Dialing... 1005 00:57:03,674 --> 00:57:04,716 Hello? 1006 00:57:07,553 --> 00:57:08,554 Hello? 1007 00:57:11,390 --> 00:57:12,516 Anybody there? 1008 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:15,602 Hello? 1009 00:57:19,481 --> 00:57:20,899 Who is it, sweetie? 1010 00:57:21,149 --> 00:57:22,442 There's nobody. 1011 00:57:55,184 --> 00:57:56,310 Guys! Guys! 1012 00:57:56,435 --> 00:57:58,896 Guys! This is Twiggy. 1013 00:57:59,021 --> 00:58:01,440 No, sorry. It's Nicolas Grenier! 1014 00:58:01,982 --> 00:58:05,152 Come try this. It's a blast! 1015 00:58:11,158 --> 00:58:12,201 Hey, whatsup? 1016 00:58:29,301 --> 00:58:30,511 Yo. 1017 00:58:35,849 --> 00:58:36,808 What's that? 1018 00:58:36,934 --> 00:58:38,727 It's for walking Asshole. 1019 00:58:38,852 --> 00:58:40,854 A big dog needs exercise. 1020 00:58:40,979 --> 00:58:43,232 Try it, you want to lose weight. 1021 00:58:43,357 --> 00:58:45,275 C'mon, this is ridiculous. 1022 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:46,401 Captain! 1023 00:58:46,527 --> 00:58:49,863 I told him it was a bad idea. Takes up too much space. 1024 00:58:53,033 --> 00:58:57,204 Excuse me, gents. Ladies... You're on my bed. 1025 00:58:57,329 --> 00:58:59,289 I had a long day, I'm beat. 1026 00:58:59,414 --> 00:59:03,752 I forgot to warn you he's the biggest loser on earth - and the moon! 1027 00:59:05,212 --> 00:59:06,380 Francis? 1028 00:59:07,172 --> 00:59:08,924 Don't try to act smart. 1029 00:59:09,925 --> 00:59:11,426 Excuse me, please. 1030 00:59:14,054 --> 00:59:15,305 Want a beer? 1031 00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:17,099 No, I'm good. Thanks. 1032 00:59:19,768 --> 00:59:22,229 OK, enough's enough, dammit! 1033 00:59:22,354 --> 00:59:24,815 Everybody out. The bar's closed. 1034 00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:27,526 Don't talk to my pals that way! 1035 00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,027 They're not your pals! 1036 00:59:29,152 --> 00:59:30,612 I'm warning you, punk. 1037 00:59:30,737 --> 00:59:33,949 Tomorrow you take this back to the store. 1038 00:59:34,074 --> 00:59:37,077 You can say it doesn't fit my living room. 1039 00:59:37,202 --> 00:59:39,413 Maybe it'll fit up your ass. 1040 00:59:40,873 --> 00:59:42,457 What do you want? 1041 00:59:42,583 --> 00:59:44,334 You sit down! 1042 00:59:51,175 --> 00:59:52,301 Let's beat it. 1043 00:59:53,302 --> 00:59:54,469 Right! 1044 00:59:55,012 --> 00:59:55,971 Thank you! 1045 00:59:56,096 --> 00:59:57,055 See you. 1046 00:59:57,431 --> 00:59:59,975 It was fun. No worries, it's nothing. 1047 01:00:00,517 --> 01:00:02,561 - See you, sweetie. - Cheers, Captain. 1048 01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:06,523 When you get to know them, they're good kids. 1049 01:00:07,608 --> 01:00:10,068 Who do you think you are? 1050 01:00:10,402 --> 01:00:11,695 My old man, maybe? 1051 01:00:12,446 --> 01:00:13,739 You're not my father. 1052 01:00:14,114 --> 01:00:15,157 Thank God. 1053 01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:16,658 Asshole! 1054 01:00:16,783 --> 01:00:17,784 Watch your mouth! 1055 01:00:17,910 --> 01:00:19,119 I'm calling the dog. 1056 01:00:19,244 --> 01:00:20,704 Asshole, come with me! 1057 01:00:28,253 --> 01:00:30,506 “The shipwreck of youth.” 1058 01:00:34,426 --> 01:00:36,094 About the bathroom... 1059 01:00:36,929 --> 01:00:38,138 You'll see. 1060 01:00:38,263 --> 01:00:39,223 Captain. 1061 01:00:39,348 --> 01:00:40,724 Ciao, Lettuce! 1062 01:00:40,849 --> 01:00:43,810 He's funny. He has a head of lettuce. 1063 01:00:43,936 --> 01:00:46,647 You can't tell if it's iceberg or... 1064 01:00:46,772 --> 01:00:47,898 whatever. 1065 01:00:48,357 --> 01:00:49,733 Why'd you let him? 1066 01:00:49,858 --> 01:00:50,817 What? 1067 01:00:50,943 --> 01:00:53,695 I asked you to keep an eye on him. 1068 01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:56,365 He's a shopaholic. He attracts trouble. 1069 01:00:57,991 --> 01:00:59,535 Hi, I have your sushi. 1070 01:01:00,953 --> 01:01:02,079 180 euros? 1071 01:01:02,204 --> 01:01:03,330 180 euros! 1072 01:01:03,455 --> 01:01:04,414 He never stops. 1073 01:01:04,540 --> 01:01:06,834 He never had Japanese food, 1074 01:01:06,959 --> 01:01:09,086 or an address, so he ordered in. 1075 01:01:09,211 --> 01:01:10,712 Stop defending him. 1076 01:01:10,838 --> 01:01:12,840 You're always on his case. 1077 01:01:12,965 --> 01:01:14,842 He's an adult. 1078 01:01:14,967 --> 01:01:18,720 Let him have fun... As long as he keeps the receipts. 1079 01:01:18,846 --> 01:01:21,640 - It's not just that. You know! - You're not his mom. 1080 01:01:21,765 --> 01:01:24,268 I'm not his mom, or not his dad? 1081 01:01:24,393 --> 01:01:26,103 Really, I'd like to know. 1082 01:01:26,562 --> 01:01:28,397 We don't want it. Sorry. 1083 01:01:28,522 --> 01:01:29,773 Change of plans. 1084 01:01:29,898 --> 01:01:32,609 Anyway, he already paid online. 1085 01:02:10,898 --> 01:02:12,691 Not without papers! 1086 01:02:58,987 --> 01:03:00,656 Captain? I'm home. 1087 01:03:02,199 --> 01:03:04,743 No work. No news from the embassy. 1088 01:03:04,868 --> 01:03:06,662 But bills galore! 1089 01:03:13,043 --> 01:03:14,837 Captain, did you take the 50 euros? 1090 01:03:22,678 --> 01:03:26,682 Obviously the window's open, ‘cause we pay for heating. 1091 01:03:27,891 --> 01:03:29,726 - Jeez, shit! - I'm sorry! 1092 01:03:29,852 --> 01:03:32,104 What are you doing on the floor? 1093 01:03:32,229 --> 01:03:33,981 Still sleeping on the ground? 1094 01:03:34,106 --> 01:03:35,107 Don't touch me! 1095 01:03:36,108 --> 01:03:37,484 You haven't showered? 1096 01:03:37,609 --> 01:03:38,819 Didn't have time. 1097 01:03:38,944 --> 01:03:39,987 No time? I bet. 1098 01:03:40,112 --> 01:03:42,698 - What did you do today? - Bought smokes. 1099 01:03:42,823 --> 01:03:43,699 Of course. 1100 01:03:43,824 --> 01:03:45,492 Could you pass me one? 1101 01:03:51,039 --> 01:03:52,541 - Sure you're OK? - Yeah! 1102 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,251 Great. 1103 01:03:54,626 --> 01:03:59,047 Y'know, if we want a normal life, we have to live normally. 1104 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,550 Sure thing, you're right. 1105 01:04:02,092 --> 01:04:03,051 Good! 1106 01:04:03,177 --> 01:04:05,304 - That hurts! - Yeah, but... 1107 01:04:05,429 --> 01:04:07,890 I can't see you under all the crap. 1108 01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:20,611 Hi, this is Francis, aka Arrow. 1109 01:04:20,736 --> 01:04:23,488 Leave me a message after the beeeee... 1110 01:04:27,618 --> 01:04:29,036 It's me again. 1111 01:04:31,788 --> 01:04:33,790 I don't know where you are. 1112 01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,126 Give us a ring, OK? 1113 01:04:37,753 --> 01:04:39,963 I think Captain's starting to miss you. 1114 01:04:40,464 --> 01:04:42,549 Hold on, I think you're calling. 1115 01:04:43,008 --> 01:04:44,927 Where the hell are you? 1116 01:04:46,178 --> 01:04:47,221 Nadia? 1117 01:04:48,305 --> 01:04:50,849 Sorry, I thought it was Francis. 1118 01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:55,646 I knew he'd wind up shafting us. I knew it! 1119 01:04:56,647 --> 01:04:57,814 It's impossible. 1120 01:04:57,940 --> 01:04:59,900 He'll come back, I'm sure. 1121 01:05:02,069 --> 01:05:03,737 How's Captain doing? 1122 01:05:04,029 --> 01:05:06,198 Well, he drinks, smokes, stinks... 1123 01:05:06,323 --> 01:05:07,407 The usual. 1124 01:05:09,660 --> 01:05:13,664 I hadn't realized I'd have to babysit as well as pay rent. 1125 01:05:20,254 --> 01:05:21,338 It's fine. 1126 01:05:21,463 --> 01:05:22,631 I'll pay. 1127 01:05:23,215 --> 01:05:25,092 - Thanks. - My pleasure. 1128 01:05:25,217 --> 01:05:26,552 Thank you. 1129 01:05:26,677 --> 01:05:28,053 Waiter wanted 1130 01:05:28,178 --> 01:05:29,513 Sorry? 1131 01:05:29,638 --> 01:05:30,973 You interested? 1132 01:05:33,892 --> 01:05:35,686 Well, yes, but... 1133 01:05:36,687 --> 01:05:38,981 I don't have all my papers. 1134 01:05:41,358 --> 01:05:44,903 You QuĂ©becers break me up everytime. 1135 01:05:45,946 --> 01:05:48,866 Come by tomorrow. We'll see how things go. 1136 01:05:48,991 --> 01:05:50,284 Alright? 1137 01:05:53,161 --> 01:05:55,914 I've found a job! 1138 01:05:56,039 --> 01:05:57,708 All by myself! 1139 01:05:59,585 --> 01:06:00,711 Bravo. 1140 01:06:04,089 --> 01:06:05,132 Must be the kid. 1141 01:06:05,257 --> 01:06:08,385 No, it's a buyer for the treadmill. 1142 01:06:08,510 --> 01:06:10,053 I sold it online. 1143 01:06:10,179 --> 01:06:12,472 Along with all the other crap. 1144 01:06:13,223 --> 01:06:15,517 - I don't like this, it's wrong. - No! 1145 01:06:15,642 --> 01:06:16,977 He's in the wrong. 1146 01:06:17,436 --> 01:06:19,062 Anyway, we've no choice. 1147 01:06:19,188 --> 01:06:22,065 We have to manage, and we will. 1148 01:06:22,191 --> 01:06:26,069 On our own, like adults. It's the end of the tunnel, Captain! 1149 01:06:26,195 --> 01:06:27,821 I can see the light! 1150 01:06:30,199 --> 01:06:31,200 Yes, hello? 1151 01:06:31,325 --> 01:06:33,160 6th floor, on the left. 1152 01:06:35,537 --> 01:06:37,581 Last one on your tab. 1153 01:06:37,873 --> 01:06:40,667 I mean, until Arrow shows up. 1154 01:06:40,959 --> 01:06:43,462 He hasn't paid his bill and... 1155 01:06:44,296 --> 01:06:45,589 I'm sorry. 1156 01:06:47,174 --> 01:06:48,967 No worries, I understand. 1157 01:06:51,136 --> 01:06:52,387 Sorry! 1158 01:07:04,983 --> 01:07:06,276 Excuse me. 1159 01:07:07,152 --> 01:07:12,157 Would you have a meal ticket, some change, a cig... 1160 01:07:12,282 --> 01:07:14,701 friendship, a smile, blue eyes, 1161 01:07:14,826 --> 01:07:16,286 pretty teeth... 1162 01:07:16,411 --> 01:07:18,747 Hello, this isn't a survey... 1163 01:07:18,872 --> 01:07:21,250 but to cadge small change, that's all. 1164 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:24,336 So, a Coke and tartar sauce. Enjoy! 1165 01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:27,214 Here's your Samurai, miss. 1166 01:07:29,049 --> 01:07:31,593 With curry sauce. 9.50, please. 1167 01:07:32,302 --> 01:07:34,596 A curry and mayo combo, please. 1168 01:07:34,721 --> 01:07:35,889 Yes, Memet! 1169 01:07:36,014 --> 01:07:39,309 - With pleasure, here! - Who ordered the harissa? 1170 01:07:39,601 --> 01:07:40,978 Careful, it's hot! 1171 01:07:41,603 --> 01:07:43,814 Please, not at work, Nico! 1172 01:07:43,939 --> 01:07:46,066 It might be the embassy, I have to. 1173 01:07:46,191 --> 01:07:47,943 - He's new. - Two minutes! Hello? 1174 01:07:48,068 --> 01:07:51,488 That's my family name. I'm Nicolas Grenier. 1175 01:07:55,033 --> 01:07:56,118 Sorry! 1176 01:07:56,243 --> 01:07:57,828 C'mon, Nico. Let's go. 1177 01:07:58,370 --> 01:07:59,830 The drinks are there. 1178 01:07:59,955 --> 01:08:01,957 OK, I'll try to manage. 1179 01:08:02,624 --> 01:08:04,877 Nico, you can't leave now. 1180 01:08:05,002 --> 01:08:07,296 If you leave, don't come back. 1181 01:08:07,421 --> 01:08:08,505 Two minutes. 1182 01:08:08,630 --> 01:08:10,632 - Look at the lineup. - 90 seconds! 1183 01:08:10,757 --> 01:08:12,467 What did you want? 1184 01:08:12,593 --> 01:08:13,886 One BBQ! 1185 01:08:14,511 --> 01:08:17,848 Pick up! Pick up! 1186 01:08:19,390 --> 01:08:21,393 What, do I talk now? 1187 01:08:21,518 --> 01:08:24,604 So, hello. I dunno... 1188 01:08:33,154 --> 01:08:34,406 Curry sauce, OK! 1189 01:08:34,907 --> 01:08:36,533 What? What's wrong? 1190 01:08:39,745 --> 01:08:41,330 He went into shock. 1191 01:08:41,455 --> 01:08:45,751 He was at Disneyland, so we thought he might be epileptic. 1192 01:08:45,876 --> 01:08:48,504 The scan excluded it being a stroke 1193 01:08:48,629 --> 01:08:50,339 from a high-thrill ride. 1194 01:08:50,464 --> 01:08:54,134 He'd been staying with friends at a hotel there. 1195 01:08:54,259 --> 01:08:57,179 Wait, a hotel at Disneyland? 1196 01:08:59,473 --> 01:09:00,599 Stupid ass! 1197 01:09:02,100 --> 01:09:03,100 Sorry. 1198 01:09:03,227 --> 01:09:04,645 So what is it, then? 1199 01:09:04,770 --> 01:09:06,438 Your friend OD'd. 1200 01:09:06,813 --> 01:09:08,814 No, that's impossible. 1201 01:09:08,941 --> 01:09:11,484 He's not a user. That's his normal state. 1202 01:09:11,609 --> 01:09:13,694 He's ObĂ©lix, he fell in a potion. 1203 01:09:13,819 --> 01:09:16,782 We pumped his stomach and filtered his blood. 1204 01:09:16,907 --> 01:09:20,661 His MRI shows abnormally low cerebral activity. 1205 01:09:20,786 --> 01:09:22,828 That's normal for him, too. 1206 01:09:23,247 --> 01:09:28,167 It also surprised me at first. There's not much going on up there. 1207 01:09:28,292 --> 01:09:30,921 I don't think you understand. 1208 01:09:31,587 --> 01:09:32,923 This is serious. 1209 01:09:34,258 --> 01:09:36,969 We don't yet have a final prognosis. 1210 01:09:37,094 --> 01:09:41,223 But we can't rule out physical or neurological damage. 1211 01:09:41,723 --> 01:09:43,015 Am I being clear? 1212 01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:44,142 Yeah. 1213 01:09:50,274 --> 01:09:53,234 Does he have family we can contact? 1214 01:09:53,359 --> 01:09:56,613 He has two numbers in his cell, and one doesn't answer. 1215 01:09:57,114 --> 01:09:58,407 No, there's nobody. 1216 01:09:58,532 --> 01:10:00,200 Nobody aside from us. 1217 01:10:02,703 --> 01:10:03,662 I'll leave you. 1218 01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:09,543 About the dog... 1219 01:10:09,668 --> 01:10:11,378 You better take him. 1220 01:10:11,503 --> 01:10:12,462 The dog? 1221 01:10:12,588 --> 01:10:15,716 Do it soon, because after three days they're... 1222 01:10:17,759 --> 01:10:20,053 Heel, boy! Heel! 1223 01:10:21,013 --> 01:10:22,097 Stop! 1224 01:10:22,222 --> 01:10:23,307 Asshole! 1225 01:10:32,065 --> 01:10:33,233 Asshole, here boy! 1226 01:10:33,358 --> 01:10:35,652 That's my doggie. Here, boy. 1227 01:10:35,777 --> 01:10:39,323 C'mere, baby. Good Asshole! 1228 01:10:40,115 --> 01:10:41,742 Where's Arrow? 1229 01:10:43,535 --> 01:10:44,661 Where were you? 1230 01:10:44,786 --> 01:10:45,829 I get it. 1231 01:10:45,954 --> 01:10:48,207 It wasn't a great first day. 1232 01:10:48,332 --> 01:10:50,792 Yes, give Daddy a kiss. 1233 01:10:50,918 --> 01:10:53,086 Great. Thanks! 1234 01:10:53,212 --> 01:10:55,756 Relax, it doesn't matter. 1235 01:10:56,215 --> 01:10:57,633 Sit down, have a beer. 1236 01:10:57,758 --> 01:10:59,760 - You're right. - Be cool! 1237 01:10:59,885 --> 01:11:01,094 It doesn't matter. 1238 01:11:02,095 --> 01:11:03,931 Nothing matters for you. 1239 01:11:13,649 --> 01:11:14,733 Not answering? 1240 01:11:18,612 --> 01:11:20,155 It could be important. 1241 01:11:23,492 --> 01:11:25,911 No, too late. Voicemail. 1242 01:11:26,036 --> 01:11:29,206 - Do I talk? It's Captain... - I'll leave a message. 1243 01:11:29,831 --> 01:11:31,124 Hi, Cap. It's me. 1244 01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:35,879 Just calling to say I've left you 56 messages and 122 SMSs. 1245 01:11:36,004 --> 01:11:37,965 that you probably haven't seen. 1246 01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:43,345 You must be doing more important things, like drinking and smoking. 1247 01:11:44,137 --> 01:11:47,975 But no matter, because with you, nothing ever matters. 1248 01:11:48,100 --> 01:11:49,643 OK, I get it, Twiggy. 1249 01:11:49,768 --> 01:11:51,603 No, ‘cause thanks to you 1250 01:11:51,728 --> 01:11:53,981 I lost the only job I found. 1251 01:11:56,608 --> 01:11:58,443 And Arrow's in hospital. 1252 01:11:58,735 --> 01:12:00,904 He fried the two neurons he had. 1253 01:12:01,530 --> 01:12:03,407 OD, a synthetic drug. 1254 01:12:03,532 --> 01:12:05,242 The kid's a vegetable. 1255 01:12:08,829 --> 01:12:13,083 That's about it. Call me when you get this message. 1256 01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:16,044 Or don't. As you wish. Lots of love. 1257 01:12:21,925 --> 01:12:23,385 You piss me off. 1258 01:12:27,097 --> 01:12:28,724 You really piss me off! 1259 01:12:41,695 --> 01:12:43,614 Know where he's stayed? 1260 01:12:44,990 --> 01:12:46,200 Disneyland! 1261 01:12:47,618 --> 01:12:49,620 As if he was Michael Jackson. 1262 01:12:58,837 --> 01:13:00,547 How'd you buy beer? 1263 01:13:08,055 --> 01:13:09,056 Captain? 1264 01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:12,684 I did what I had to. 1265 01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:15,312 I made a stew for us. 1266 01:13:16,063 --> 01:13:17,481 You're proud of it. 1267 01:13:17,940 --> 01:13:19,316 Not particularly, 1268 01:13:19,441 --> 01:13:23,070 but for days you've bitched we're out of food. 1269 01:13:23,195 --> 01:13:26,156 So don't blame me for doing something. 1270 01:13:26,281 --> 01:13:30,118 When will it sink in that you have to stop? 1271 01:13:31,411 --> 01:13:33,580 Respect yourself. Dammit! 1272 01:13:34,581 --> 01:13:37,292 Know what I see when I look at you? 1273 01:13:38,043 --> 01:13:39,127 A bum! 1274 01:13:40,379 --> 01:13:44,007 Know what your problem is? You've no desire to change. 1275 01:13:44,132 --> 01:13:48,262 You're ragging on me about hustling when the kid's in hospital? 1276 01:13:48,804 --> 01:13:52,808 What's wrong with you? All you care about is money. 1277 01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:55,060 You don't care about Arrow and me. 1278 01:13:55,352 --> 01:13:59,064 You just want to go back to your boring little life. 1279 01:13:59,189 --> 01:14:03,068 You bet I want to get my money and get out of here. 1280 01:14:03,193 --> 01:14:04,653 What did you think? 1281 01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:07,155 We'd spend our lives together? 1282 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:20,502 You were never serious about our trip. 1283 01:14:20,836 --> 01:14:22,212 Captain, you're drunk. 1284 01:14:22,337 --> 01:14:24,673 I'm beat. I don't feel like talking. 1285 01:14:25,632 --> 01:14:28,760 You lied to me since day 1. Played me for a fool. 1286 01:14:28,886 --> 01:14:31,972 I didn't lie to you. We were fantasizing. 1287 01:14:32,097 --> 01:14:33,932 - I gave up everything. - What? 1288 01:14:34,057 --> 01:14:36,018 You had nothing. You still don't! 1289 01:14:36,143 --> 01:14:37,144 You are nothing! 1290 01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,402 Lemme tell you something. 1291 01:14:45,986 --> 01:14:47,487 I like you, Twiggy. 1292 01:14:47,613 --> 01:14:49,489 I even like you a lot. 1293 01:14:49,615 --> 01:14:52,075 But the guy you're becoming, 1294 01:14:52,201 --> 01:14:54,786 this Nicolas Grenier... 1295 01:14:54,912 --> 01:14:56,914 He's a real dick. 1296 01:15:00,209 --> 01:15:01,418 What now? 1297 01:15:01,543 --> 01:15:03,128 You gonna slug me, too? 1298 01:15:10,928 --> 01:15:12,304 What are you doing? 1299 01:15:12,429 --> 01:15:13,639 Being proactive. 1300 01:15:20,521 --> 01:15:23,398 In seven years, we never fought like this. 1301 01:15:24,107 --> 01:15:25,817 We've become ugly. 1302 01:15:27,069 --> 01:15:28,195 You especially. 1303 01:17:06,752 --> 01:17:08,504 Should've taken your keys. 1304 01:17:08,629 --> 01:17:11,131 Hello. I'm here for the raclette set. 1305 01:17:12,257 --> 01:17:13,383 Sorry? 1306 01:17:13,717 --> 01:17:15,260 The raclette set. 1307 01:17:15,969 --> 01:17:18,055 Right. Yes. 1308 01:17:18,180 --> 01:17:20,182 Sorry, I forgot you were coming. 1309 01:17:20,307 --> 01:17:21,725 - I'll get it. - Great. 1310 01:17:33,111 --> 01:17:34,905 Sorry, I can't find it. 1311 01:17:35,906 --> 01:17:37,824 My roommate must've sold it. 1312 01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:39,117 Come on! 1313 01:17:39,243 --> 01:17:42,663 I have a toaster with built-in Bluetooth speaker. 1314 01:17:42,788 --> 01:17:44,206 Jeez, no. 1315 01:17:48,126 --> 01:17:49,711 - Have a good day. - Sure. 1316 01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:11,650 They gave you a nice room. 1317 01:18:15,404 --> 01:18:18,407 They said you showed big improvement. 1318 01:18:18,532 --> 01:18:21,285 To tell the truth, I'm not impressed. 1319 01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,039 Anybody home? 1320 01:18:34,423 --> 01:18:36,508 Step on me again, I'll sue! 1321 01:18:36,633 --> 01:18:37,885 What the hell? 1322 01:18:39,344 --> 01:18:41,346 - Here... - No, don't touch me! 1323 01:18:58,697 --> 01:18:59,698 How is he? 1324 01:18:59,948 --> 01:19:01,325 He hasn't woken up. 1325 01:19:05,162 --> 01:19:06,121 I'm sorry. 1326 01:19:08,207 --> 01:19:09,374 I was a jerk. 1327 01:19:10,042 --> 01:19:11,126 A big jerk! 1328 01:19:13,128 --> 01:19:14,963 And I wasn't honest with you. 1329 01:19:17,508 --> 01:19:19,176 I have two kids. 1330 01:19:21,303 --> 01:19:22,596 I have a family 1331 01:19:22,721 --> 01:19:24,431 that I abandoned. 1332 01:19:28,310 --> 01:19:30,270 That's why I don't want to travel. 1333 01:19:30,395 --> 01:19:33,565 I saw the lottery as my chance 1334 01:19:33,690 --> 01:19:35,359 to reconnect with them. 1335 01:19:36,610 --> 01:19:37,611 Why not tell me? 1336 01:19:37,736 --> 01:19:42,199 You always say that being on the street is like in a crime show. 1337 01:19:42,324 --> 01:19:44,493 They're kids, not bags of milk! 1338 01:19:57,589 --> 01:19:58,757 I was a dick too. 1339 01:20:00,926 --> 01:20:02,010 Less than you! 1340 01:20:04,137 --> 01:20:05,514 But I was a dick. 1341 01:20:05,806 --> 01:20:07,224 We're two dicks. 1342 01:20:08,016 --> 01:20:09,017 Three. 1343 01:20:10,435 --> 01:20:11,687 You're awake? 1344 01:20:12,396 --> 01:20:14,356 No, I'm dreaming, asshole. 1345 01:20:18,443 --> 01:20:19,528 Asshole! 1346 01:20:19,653 --> 01:20:20,696 Where's Asshole? 1347 01:20:20,821 --> 01:20:23,782 He's fine, I tied him up in the parking lot. 1348 01:20:23,907 --> 01:20:26,785 They wouldn't let me bring him inside. 1349 01:20:26,910 --> 01:20:28,495 I wanted you to see him. 1350 01:20:28,620 --> 01:20:29,746 Against the rules. 1351 01:20:29,872 --> 01:20:31,373 OK, let's go. 1352 01:20:31,498 --> 01:20:32,666 - Where? - Where? 1353 01:20:33,292 --> 01:20:34,418 Hold on! 1354 01:20:35,502 --> 01:20:36,837 You need to rest. 1355 01:20:41,091 --> 01:20:42,176 You OK? 1356 01:20:44,595 --> 01:20:46,555 - Coming, baby! - Big improvement? 1357 01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:48,056 Don't help me, shit. 1358 01:20:48,182 --> 01:20:50,434 Right! Wait, don't move! 1359 01:20:50,559 --> 01:20:53,312 - Asshole! - Pipe down. 1360 01:20:55,063 --> 01:20:56,148 Asshole! 1361 01:20:58,192 --> 01:20:59,318 Wait. 1362 01:20:59,651 --> 01:21:01,195 Asshole, Daddy's coming! 1363 01:21:02,279 --> 01:21:04,323 We'll get someone. 1364 01:21:07,451 --> 01:21:09,286 You're assholes! 1365 01:21:10,662 --> 01:21:12,164 Pipe down! 1366 01:21:12,289 --> 01:21:13,373 Daddy's coming! 1367 01:21:13,498 --> 01:21:14,708 Asshole! 1368 01:21:15,459 --> 01:21:16,877 What do we do? 1369 01:21:17,002 --> 01:21:18,253 Open the window! 1370 01:21:19,296 --> 01:21:21,757 We're not taking him out the window? 1371 01:21:27,054 --> 01:21:28,305 Asshole! 1372 01:21:28,597 --> 01:21:29,765 Are you hurt? 1373 01:21:29,890 --> 01:21:31,975 I don't feel a thing. Push! 1374 01:21:35,437 --> 01:21:36,522 I'm coming! 1375 01:21:38,273 --> 01:21:40,776 We're coming! Stop shouting! 1376 01:21:45,113 --> 01:21:46,114 I'm here! 1377 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:48,075 Where's Captain? Where's Captain? 1378 01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:49,201 Shit, I dunno! 1379 01:21:49,326 --> 01:21:50,369 Captain? 1380 01:21:50,494 --> 01:21:52,496 Where's Asshole? I miss him! 1381 01:21:52,621 --> 01:21:54,289 It's alright! It's alright! 1382 01:21:54,414 --> 01:21:55,749 I wanna see Asshole! 1383 01:21:55,874 --> 01:21:57,459 Asshole! 1384 01:21:57,584 --> 01:21:59,378 He's here! 1385 01:21:59,503 --> 01:22:01,338 Asshole! Daddy's here! 1386 01:22:02,381 --> 01:22:03,966 Yes, Asshole. 1387 01:22:08,011 --> 01:22:09,263 Pee pee! Pee pee! 1388 01:22:10,639 --> 01:22:12,015 You need to pee? 1389 01:22:12,140 --> 01:22:13,809 Now, guys. Now! 1390 01:22:13,934 --> 01:22:15,853 - We were inside! - There's a toilet! 1391 01:22:15,978 --> 01:22:17,312 Pee pee now! 1392 01:22:22,609 --> 01:22:23,610 Go on! 1393 01:22:23,735 --> 01:22:24,695 I can't! 1394 01:22:25,279 --> 01:22:26,989 C'mon, you can do it! 1395 01:22:27,114 --> 01:22:29,283 I can't. It's not coming. 1396 01:22:34,746 --> 01:22:35,747 You gotta help. 1397 01:22:35,873 --> 01:22:37,749 - You, I'm holding him. - I can't. 1398 01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:39,710 C'mon, it's not your first. 1399 01:22:41,253 --> 01:22:42,588 Christ, go for it! 1400 01:22:42,713 --> 01:22:43,714 Just a sec! 1401 01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:46,675 Jeez, feeling chilly, Francis? 1402 01:22:47,676 --> 01:22:49,511 - Up yours! - I can't find it! 1403 01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:51,221 Oh, here it is. 1404 01:22:51,555 --> 01:22:52,890 His mini-me. 1405 01:23:02,482 --> 01:23:03,775 Feels good, huh? 1406 01:23:07,821 --> 01:23:09,948 Stop! Stop! 1407 01:23:10,073 --> 01:23:11,825 Ease off, it's not a flute. 1408 01:23:17,247 --> 01:23:18,582 It's raining. 1409 01:23:19,791 --> 01:23:20,792 It's raining! 1410 01:23:20,918 --> 01:23:22,336 C'mon, finish up! 1411 01:23:22,461 --> 01:23:24,213 - Hurry up! - The relief! 1412 01:23:24,338 --> 01:23:25,422 A bit more. 1413 01:23:26,715 --> 01:23:28,926 I've had it! I've had it! 1414 01:23:29,051 --> 01:23:30,636 C'mon, finish up. 1415 01:23:30,761 --> 01:23:32,012 That's it, I think. 1416 01:23:32,596 --> 01:23:33,847 The last drop. 1417 01:23:34,973 --> 01:23:36,517 All done. 1418 01:23:38,268 --> 01:23:39,478 Finished? 1419 01:23:44,525 --> 01:23:45,526 Shall we? 1420 01:23:47,444 --> 01:23:48,612 Why not? 1421 01:23:50,197 --> 01:23:51,615 Guys, what's going on? 1422 01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:52,699 What is this? 1423 01:23:52,824 --> 01:23:53,867 We're dancing! 1424 01:23:55,118 --> 01:23:56,954 - Let yourself go... - Relax... 1425 01:23:57,079 --> 01:23:58,997 Just surrender 1426 01:23:59,540 --> 01:24:04,211 - Because you know - It's good for you 1427 01:24:05,254 --> 01:24:09,675 I love to dance in the rain! 1428 01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:11,927 I'm doing my thing to the max! 1429 01:24:48,255 --> 01:24:49,339 You alright? 1430 01:24:49,923 --> 01:24:51,216 Visiting time's up. 1431 01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:53,719 He needs to rest. 1432 01:24:54,428 --> 01:24:55,429 Really! 1433 01:25:01,351 --> 01:25:02,936 See you, son. 1434 01:25:15,657 --> 01:25:17,534 Sorry I slapped you. 1435 01:25:17,910 --> 01:25:19,036 You were right. 1436 01:25:23,957 --> 01:25:26,168 I am not your father, Francis. 1437 01:25:29,463 --> 01:25:31,256 Too bad, I'd like that. 1438 01:25:32,716 --> 01:25:35,636 A dad like you is better than a dead dad. 1439 01:25:40,307 --> 01:25:41,266 Yeah. 1440 01:25:43,769 --> 01:25:45,145 See you, pal. 1441 01:25:50,067 --> 01:25:51,318 Thanks. 1442 01:25:55,656 --> 01:25:57,908 Leave the nurses alone! 1443 01:26:03,664 --> 01:26:04,873 What are you up to? 1444 01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:06,917 I'll go have a drink. 1445 01:26:07,042 --> 01:26:08,585 It's thirsty out. 1446 01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:17,135 I'm gonna tell my kids I'm alive. 1447 01:26:18,804 --> 01:26:20,055 Yeah, good idea. 1448 01:26:30,649 --> 01:26:31,733 What'll I say? 1449 01:26:33,443 --> 01:26:36,321 “Hi there, it's Daddy. I won the lottery!” 1450 01:26:38,282 --> 01:26:40,826 Trust yourself, you'll find the words. 1451 01:26:41,535 --> 01:26:44,037 I know you, you'll be perfect. 1452 01:26:55,549 --> 01:26:57,134 You go, Buzz Lightyear. 1453 01:27:20,782 --> 01:27:21,867 Dialing... 1454 01:27:24,328 --> 01:27:25,287 Yes? 1455 01:27:29,458 --> 01:27:30,584 Anybody there? 1456 01:27:32,044 --> 01:27:33,128 It's me. 1457 01:27:55,567 --> 01:27:56,735 I won the lottery. 1458 01:28:22,845 --> 01:28:24,096 Here are the papers. 1459 01:28:29,852 --> 01:28:30,978 Thanks. 1460 01:28:31,478 --> 01:28:33,188 Don't come back. 1461 01:28:34,773 --> 01:28:35,941 I met someone. 1462 01:28:36,358 --> 01:28:38,402 He loves them, we're a family. 1463 01:28:41,405 --> 01:28:43,073 They're my girls, too. 1464 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:46,910 They should know their dad. 1465 01:28:47,035 --> 01:28:48,453 They know. 1466 01:28:49,246 --> 01:28:50,706 They know who he is. 1467 01:28:51,123 --> 01:28:53,208 They know they grew up penniless. 1468 01:28:54,585 --> 01:28:57,713 That I worked two jobs to pay off his debts. 1469 01:28:59,339 --> 01:29:01,800 That we couldn't afford vacations. 1470 01:29:04,136 --> 01:29:07,931 And that thanks to him, Mom had a depression. 1471 01:29:09,099 --> 01:29:10,642 Don't worry, they know. 1472 01:29:16,982 --> 01:29:18,859 - You can't do that to me. - No! 1473 01:29:18,984 --> 01:29:20,944 - No, you... - Mommy? 1474 01:29:21,069 --> 01:29:22,529 You did that to us. 1475 01:29:22,654 --> 01:29:24,198 He's so cute! 1476 01:29:24,323 --> 01:29:25,824 Go inside, it's cold. 1477 01:29:25,949 --> 01:29:26,992 Can I pet him? 1478 01:29:27,117 --> 01:29:29,244 Of course, look. 1479 01:29:29,369 --> 01:29:30,454 I love dogs. 1480 01:29:30,579 --> 01:29:31,830 He's super friendly. 1481 01:29:36,084 --> 01:29:37,586 He's so cute! 1482 01:29:37,711 --> 01:29:39,338 He's a pain, but nice. 1483 01:29:39,463 --> 01:29:41,089 He's too cute! 1484 01:29:42,007 --> 01:29:44,134 - What's his name? - Asshole. 1485 01:29:44,259 --> 01:29:45,302 Asshole. 1486 01:29:45,427 --> 01:29:47,554 Hi, Asshole. 1487 01:29:47,679 --> 01:29:50,641 He's not mine, he belongs to a friend. 1488 01:29:50,766 --> 01:29:52,601 Hello, little Asshole! 1489 01:29:52,726 --> 01:29:55,103 You see, he's friendly, huh? 1490 01:29:55,229 --> 01:29:56,146 Right? 1491 01:29:56,855 --> 01:29:58,065 You're ZĂ©lie? 1492 01:29:58,190 --> 01:30:00,067 - Yes. - Go inside, dear. 1493 01:30:00,192 --> 01:30:01,902 - No, please! - ZĂ©lie? 1494 01:30:02,402 --> 01:30:03,695 - For you! - Really? 1495 01:30:03,820 --> 01:30:04,780 Yup. 1496 01:30:04,905 --> 01:30:06,823 Thank you, I love it! 1497 01:30:06,949 --> 01:30:08,367 Get inside! 1498 01:30:09,368 --> 01:30:10,327 Bye! 1499 01:30:10,452 --> 01:30:11,495 Goodbye. 1500 01:30:13,247 --> 01:30:14,540 Is Lucie home? 1501 01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:17,334 Bring that back. 1502 01:30:23,090 --> 01:30:24,174 Yeah. 1503 01:30:43,193 --> 01:30:44,903 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 1504 01:30:45,904 --> 01:30:47,114 Have a good evening. 1505 01:30:50,534 --> 01:30:52,411 Are you from QuĂ©bec? 1506 01:31:19,521 --> 01:31:20,606 Dad? 1507 01:32:16,119 --> 01:32:19,331 Grenier - Captain - Courtass 1508 01:32:24,878 --> 01:32:26,421 - Hello. - Hello. 1509 01:32:29,842 --> 01:32:33,345 Dear Twiggy, my old branch... 1510 01:32:35,180 --> 01:32:37,266 Day 174. 1511 01:32:37,391 --> 01:32:39,309 Here we are in India. 1512 01:32:39,768 --> 01:32:44,565 The Taj Mahal is a wonder. You have to come and see it. 1513 01:32:46,108 --> 01:32:47,317 I'm fine. 1514 01:32:47,442 --> 01:32:49,236 Well, more or less. 1515 01:32:50,320 --> 01:32:53,574 Like they say, travel broadens old minds. 1516 01:32:54,032 --> 01:32:56,410 I wish I was sharing this with you, 1517 01:32:56,535 --> 01:32:59,746 but discovering the world with the kid is a joy. 1518 01:32:59,872 --> 01:33:01,915 Even though it can be too much. 1519 01:33:04,626 --> 01:33:06,795 Only two hotels kicked us out so far 1520 01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:10,966 and we're still not in jail, so I guess we're doing fine. 1521 01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:15,512 I'm living my dream, dude. 1522 01:33:15,637 --> 01:33:17,723 And I'm glad you are too. 1523 01:33:18,724 --> 01:33:20,475 Sending you a big hug. 1524 01:33:21,643 --> 01:33:23,395 Your old friend Captain. 1525 01:33:25,063 --> 01:33:26,773 Stop eating your boogers. 1526 01:33:28,567 --> 01:33:30,110 - Hi. - Hi, girls. 1527 01:33:30,235 --> 01:33:31,278 Asshole! 1528 01:33:42,831 --> 01:33:44,208 Asshole, get inside! 1529 01:37:40,819 --> 01:37:43,864 Subtitles: Robert Gray Kinograph 90857

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