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[ breathing heavily ]
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HELLO. UH, CAN I MAKE
A CALL, IF I MAY?
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ZVONOK. ZVONOK?
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TO THE UNITED STATES.
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AMERICA?
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NYET.UH, LINES? NYET.
NO CALLS.
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I WAS THINKING, UM...
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POSSIBLY, IF THERE'S
ANY-- ANY WAY TO--
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TO HOOK THAT UP?
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[ speaks Russian ]
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HOW DO YOU DO. YOU'VE REACHED THE OFFICE
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OF GEORGE GORTON IN SACRAMENTO. TELL ME EVERYTHING. [ beep ]
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HI. UH, THIS IS ME.
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GEORGE GORTON. UH...
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I'M HERE
IN MOSCOW, RUSSIA.
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IT'S JUNE 16th, 1996,
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ABOUT 4:00 P.M. MY TIME.
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THE REASON
I'M CALLING IS, UH,
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I MAY BE KILLED TODAY,
OR DISAPPEAR,
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IN WHICH CASE
I WANT THE POLICE
TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
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[ phones ringing ]OKAY, LADIES, WE START
WHERE WE ALWAYS START.
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SIX BULLET POINTS
FOR WILSON'S SPEECH.
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WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR
IS A MAGIC NUMBER,
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ONE TINY POSITIVE DIGIT
THAT WE CAN SPIN IN OUR FAVOR
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TO MAKE THIS FUNERAL LOOK
LIKE A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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TRUST ME, IT'S GONNA TAKE
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A LITTLE BIT
OF CREATIVE ANALYSIS
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BUT, IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS
OF GEORGE HERBERT BUSH,
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NOBODY SAID IT WAS
GONNA BE EASY...
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Men: ...AND NOBODY
WAS RIGHT.
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VERY GOOD.
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WE DON'T WANT
THE GODDAMN POLL TOMORROW.
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WE WANT IT YESTERDAY,
WHICH MEANS WE BETTER
GET IT TODAY,
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OR I'M GONNA FLY UP THERE
AND I'M GONNA RIP OUT
YOUR GODDAMN WINDPIPE.
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DICK.LISTEN. DUANE.
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DUANE. DUANE. I KNOW
IT'S A MOCK ELECTION.
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I DON'T CARE.
WE'RE GONNA WIN, PLACE,
OR AT LEAST SHOW, OKAY?
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WH-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU
DON'T HAVE ANY VOTERS?
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ROUND UP SOME HICKS
IN NEBRASKA,
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BUS 'EM TO IOWA, AND PAY
'EM TO VOTE FOR WILSON!
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THEY'RE PIG FARMERS.
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IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE KOSHER.
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[ chuckles ]
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OH, MY GOSH,
LOOK WHO IT IS!
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MY, MY, MY!
TO WHAT DO I OWE?
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WE MUST BE DOING
SOMETHIN' RIGHT, EH?
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I DON'T THINK SO,
GEORGE.
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YOUR GUY'S GOT NO VOTES,
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NO FUNDS,
AND ZERO PARTY SUPPORT.
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OFF THE RECORD, YOU REALLY
THINK YOU CAN TURN IT AROUND?
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OFF THE RECORD?MM.
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OKAY, HERE'S
HOW WE DO IT.
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UM, PAY ATTENTION NOW.
SECRETS OF THE TRADE.
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UH, PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND IN,
PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND OUT.
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PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND IN,
SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!
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THE NEXT PART'S CRUCIAL.
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DO THE HOKEY-POKEY
AND TURN THE THING AROUND.
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NO, THAT'S WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT.
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WE'RE GONNA TURN
IT AROUND.
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WE'RE GONNA TURN
IT AROUND.
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YOU'RE NEVER OFF
THE RECORD, ARE YOU?
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LIKE YOU ARE.[ phone ringing ]
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UM... HEY, DINNER
TONIGHT AT 8:00?
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WHY DOES
THAT SOUND GOOD?
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W-WE CAN TALK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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[ scoffs ]REALLY. HELLO?
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GOVERNOR, YEAH.
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YEAH, HANG ON
ONE SECOND.
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LET ME GO SOMEPLACE
QUIET. YEAH.
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[ whistles ]
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RIGHT. NO, OF COURSE,
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AS LONG AS IT'S
FOR THE GOOD OF THE CAMPAIGN.
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NO.
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YEAH, I'M SURE YOU'RE MAKING
THE RIGHT DECISION.
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[ beep ]
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[ clunk ]
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LET ME GUESS.
GOOD NEWS.
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HE WANTS ME TO BEND OVER
TO FULLER.
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[ sighs ]
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"I FEEL I HAVE
AN ACTUAL PRESENCE, GEORGE.
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FULLER'S IN A BETTER POSITION
FOR IT THAN YOU ARE."
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BETTER POSITION? YOU'VE GIVEN
HIM 20 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE.
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I MEAN, HE'D BE
GOVERNOR BUMFUCK WITHOUT YOU.
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THIS IS
MY EARLY CHRISTMAS BONUS.
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DOESN'T TRUST ME TO RUN
A PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.
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LOOK, GEORGE,
WE'RE A TEAM.
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YOU GO, WE GO.
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NO, YOU GUYS STAY HERE.
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A PAYCHECK'S A PAYCHECK.
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AND, YOU KNOW,
IT'S A TITANICANYWAY.
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WILSON DOESN'T STAND
A RAT'S CHANCE.
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WE ALL KNOW IT'S ONLY
A COUPLE MORE WEEKS.
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YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE
UNEMPLOYED, TOO.
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Clinton: OUR SIXTH CHALLENGE
IS TO MAINTAIN
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AMERICA'S LEADERSHIP
IN THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
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AND PEACE
THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
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"BECAUSE OF
AMERICAN LEADERSHIP,
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MORE PEOPLE
THAN EVER BEFORE
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WILL LIVE FREE
AND AT PEACE."
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...FREE AND AT PEACE.
AND AMERICANS...
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HONEY, THAT'S AMAZING.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
DICK MORRIS WROTE
THAT DAMN SPEECH.
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I KNOW DICK'S VOICE
BETTER THAN I KNOW
MY OWN.
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YOU'RE SOUNDING JEALOUS.
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WHY, JUST BECAUSE
HE'S WHISPERING
INTO THE PRESIDENT'S EAR
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WHILE I'M SITTING
ON MY HANDS DURING
A MAJOR ELECTION YEAR?
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A CONSULTANT
WITHOUT A CAMPAIGN.
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EH? THERE IT IS.
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[ phone ringing ]
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JOE SHUMATE.
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MR. SHUMATE.
BIG PLEASURE.
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MY NAME IS FELIX BRAYNIN.
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I'M A RUSSIAN-AMERICAN
BUSINESSMAN,
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AND I LIVE IN SAUSALITO.
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MY REFERENCES
ARE GOOD AND LONG.
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I FAX AS WE SPEAK.[ fax ringing ]
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YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE CALLING FROM
SAUSALITO, MR. BRAYNIN.
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UH, FELIX. FELIX.
FELIX, PLEASE.
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NO, YOU'RE CORRECT.
I'M IN MOSCOW,
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AND I'M CALLING TO
PROPOSITION YOU, MR. SHUMATE.
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[ chuckles ] OH, REALLY?
WELL, I'M VERY FLATTERED, BUT...
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PLEASE.
PLEASE READ THE FAX,
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THEN GIVE ME A BUZZ.
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UH, SAYS HERE
YOU WANT TO HIRE
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MY PARTNERS AND ME
FOR A CAMPAIGN.
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NOT QUITE.
IT SAYSTHE CAMPAIGN.
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YEP! YEP, IT SURE DOES,
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BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM TO MENTION
HERE WHO THE CANDIDATE IS.
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NO, THAT'S CORRECT.
IT'S NOT SECURE.
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NOT SECURE.
[ chuckles ]
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WELL, UH, MR. BRAYNIN,
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DO YOU EVER INTEND TO TELL US
WHO THE CANDIDATE IS?
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YOU'RE A SMART MAN,
MR. SHUMATE.
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YOU CAN FIGURE IT
OUT YOURSELF.
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OKAY.
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WELL, LET'S SEE, THE RUSSIAN
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
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IS IN FIVE MONTHS, AND THE--
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UH, WHEN-- WHEN--
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WHEN YOU SAY THECAMPAIGN,
YOU DON'T MEAN THE--
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NO! NO NAMES. NOT NOW.
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BUT, YES, YOUR ASSUMPTION
IS CORRECT.
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[ phone ringing ]
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[ beep ]
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♪ HEAVEN
[ chuckles ]
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GEORGE, IT'S JOE. WE HAVE TO TALK.
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JOE? WELL,
YOU SOUND TENSE.
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MAN, YOU GOTTA FIND
YOUR EQUILIBRIUM LIKE I DID.
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GET RID OF HER.
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I GOT A GUY ON THE LINE
WHO WANTS US FOR A GIG.
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UH, WRONG NUMBER, JOE.
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I'M NOW A FULL-TIME
SPIRITUAL REJUVENATOR.
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THE GIG'S IN RUSSIA,
AND I THINK IT'S FOR YELTSIN.
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YOUTHINK IT'S FOR YELTSIN?
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WHAT'S THE CLIENT THINK? NO, HE DIDN'T SAY.
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HE WOULDN'T SAY.
NOT ON THE TELEPHONE.
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LOOK, JUST LET ME GET HIM
ON THE PHONE, OKAY?
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YOU CAN JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.
HANG ON ONE SECOND.
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MR. BRAYNIN, YOU ARE NOW ON
WITH MY PARTNER,
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GEORGE GORTON, AND MYSELF.
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AH, MR. GORTON. BIG PLEASURE.
NAME IS FELIX BRAYNIN.
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I AM A RUSSIAN-AMERICAN
BUSINESSMAN.
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Joe: HIS REFERENCES
ARE "GOOD AND LONG," GEORGE.
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CONGRATULATIONS, MR. BRAYNIN.
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OH, YOU'LL MAKE AMERICA PROUD,
I'M SURE.
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AH! NOW, WHOSE CAMPAIGN
DO YOU WANT US TO WORK ON?
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NO, MR. GORTON,
I CAN'T POSSIBLY DIVULGE
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ANY MORE INFORMATION
AT THIS TIME.
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OKAY, THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST.
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LET US SEND YOU
SOME LITERATURE ON WHAT WE DO,
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AND THEN YOU CAN
MAKE AN INFORMED CHOICE.
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NO, NO, NO. WAIT.
WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU.
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YOU ARE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
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OKAY, UH, MR. BRAYNIN,
CAN I JUST PUT YOU ON HOLD
FOR ONE MORE SECOND?
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JUST ONE MORE SECOND.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOU.
HANG ON THERE.
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GEORGE, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
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THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO FUCK YOURSELF?
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NO. NOW, LISTEN, GEORGE.
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OKAY, [ chuckles ]
HE IS PROBABLY NUTS.
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THAT WOULD MAKE
A LOT OF SENSE THAT HE'S NUTS,
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BUT DID YOU EVER THINK
FOR A SECOND,
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JUST ONE SECOND, GEORGE,
THAT HE MAY BE FOR REAL?
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
WHAT IF THIS IS YELTSIN?
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IF-- IF
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MY GRANDMOTHER HAD BALLS,
SHE'D BE MY GRANDFATHER!
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GEORGE, I NEED YOU
TO CONCENTRATE, OKAY?
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GEORGE, LISTEN TO ME.
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THIS IS THE FIRST FREE ELECTION
IN RUSSIA EVER,OKAY?
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THE EXPECTED VOTER TURNOUT
IS 63%.
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GEORGE, THAT IS
90 MILLION PEOPLE.
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NO CONSULTANT HAS EVER MOVED
THOSE KINDS OF NUMBERS BEFORE.
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NO ONE'S EVER HAD
THAT KIND OF POWER!
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FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, GEORGE,
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THIS COULD BE
THE MOUNT EVEREST OF CONSULTING.
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GEORGE?
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ERROR.
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ARE YOU LISTENING
TO ME?
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YEAH, NO,
I'M MULTITASKING.
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LET ME JUST GET DICK
ON THE LINE, OKAY?
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HE'S GOOD AT CUTTING
THROUGH THE BULLSHIT.
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YEAH, HE'S GONNA NEED
A BIG KNIFE.
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[ phone ringing ]
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HELLO?
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UH, DICK? THIS IS, UH, GEORGE AND JOE HERE.
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WE HAVE
A JACOB SMIRNOFF ON HOLD.
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SAYS HE WANTS US
FOR A, UH, A GIG IN RUSSIA.
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MAYBE FOR YELTSIN.
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FYI, THE BIGGEST ELECTION
IN THE HISTORY OF DEMOCRACY.
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OKAY, SURE. WHY NOT?
I GOT NOTHING TO DO.
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OKAY, NOW WE'RE TALKING.
HANG ON.
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MR. BRAYNIN, DICK DRESNER
HAS JOINED US HERE.
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MR. BRAYNIN,
IT'S DICK DRESNER.
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HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE
TO SPEND ON THIS CAMPAIGN?
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IT'S UNLIMITED, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN.
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WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
YOU'RE GONNA NEED
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STATE-OF-THE-ART EVERYTHING.
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OFFICES, TELEPHONE SYSTEM,
COMPUTERS, INTERNET.
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PRODUCTION FACILITIES
FOR TELEVISION AND RADIO.
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DO YOU HAVE
ALL THAT IN RUSSIA?
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WELL, IF WE DON'T
HAVE SOMETHING,
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WE'LL BUY IT FOR YOU,
MR. DRESNER.
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ANYTHING ELSE?
222
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YEAH, OUR FEE...
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IS A QUARTER OF A MILLION
DOLLARS, PLUS EXPENSES,
224
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AND FIRST-CLASS
AIRLINE TICKETS.
225
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MM. DONE.
226
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OUR ONLY REQUEST IS THAT THIS ARRANGEMENT BE TOP SECRET.
227
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CONGRATULATIONS, MY FRIEND.
YOU'RE HIRED.
228
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:25,320
I'LL LET THE CLIENT KNOW
WE GOT THE AMERICANS.
229
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[ click ]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW STUPID WE ARE.
231
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, GEORGE?
232
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THIS COULD BE
THE GIG OF ALL GIGS.
233
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YEAH, COME ON, GEORGE.
THIS IS THE WORLD STAGE.
234
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,594
WE GET YELTSIN REELECTED,
235
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,162
WE'RE GONNA BE HOTTER
THAN WILDFIRE.
236
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WE SHOULD'VE ASKED
FOR A MILLION.
237
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:50,432
[ Russian national anthem
playing ]
238
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I THINK THIS IS ALL
A RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY
TO GET ME OUT OF BALI.
239
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,754
I WANNA GO BACK,
AND I'M NOT GIVING THEM
A DAMN REFUND.
240
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,581
COME ON, GUYS, KEEP
YOUR PANTYHOSE ON.
241
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SO THEY'RE
A LITTLE LATE.
242
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,716
RUSSIANS AREN'T EXACTLY KNOWN
FOR THEIR PUNCTUALITY.
243
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[ Russian chatter ]
244
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:35,085
GENTLEMEN, I'M FELIX BRAYNIN.
WELCOME TO MOSCOW.
245
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GOOD TO MEET YOU.NICE TO SEE YOU.
246
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:40,569
YEAH. YOU-- YOU LOOK
A LITTLE COLD THERE.
247
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,353
WELCOME, WELCOME.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
248
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:45,792
MR. BRAYNIN, ARE WE
OR ARE WE NOT WORKING
FOR BORIS YELTSIN?
249
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:49,578
YES, OF COURSE WE ARE,
BUT PLEASE, NO NAMES.
250
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:04,158
FELIX, YOU TRAVEL
WITH A LOT OF SECURITY, HUH?
251
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:07,465
JUST PART OF DOING BUSINESS
IN RUSSIA, MY FRIEND.
252
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:11,295
HOMICIDE RATE HERE IS
TWICE AS HIGH AS IN AMERICA,
253
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:15,256
AND MURDERS THERE ARE MOSTLY
RELATED TO DRUGS OR GANGS.
254
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:19,913
HERE, MOST OF THE VICTIMS
ARE BUSINESSMEN AND POLITICIANS.
255
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[ Felix clears throat ]
256
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,445
YOU CAN TAKE
ANY EMPTY BOX.
257
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,795
YEAH, ANY EMPTY SPACE
IS FINE.
258
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,277
PLEASE, DO TAKE OFF
YOUR CLOTHES.
259
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,713
WHAT FOR?
260
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,759
FOR VANNA,OF COURSE.
261
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,412
WELL, WHO THE HELL'S VANNA?
262
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,981
SO SORRY. THIS IS VANNA.
BATHHOUSE.
263
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:48,202
YOU WANT US
TO TAKE A BATH WITH YOU?
264
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DON'T WORRY.
IT'S A RUSSIAN TRADITION.
265
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,989
YOUR HOST INSISTS.
266
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,991
YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT
YOU WERE OUR HOST.
267
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:57,080
ME? OH, NO.
I JUST WORK FOR HIM.
268
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,865
OH, REALLY.
HEY, CAN I ASK YOU
269
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A LITTLE QUESTION,
FELIX, ABOUT THIS BATH?
270
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,694
UH, IS IT--
IS IT NECESSARY?
271
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UM, WE DON'T WANT
TO OFFEND OUR HOST...
272
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,960
OH, AND OFFENDED
HE WILL BE.
273
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:10,398
REALLY? IT'S JUST THAT
WE DO SO MUCH BETTER
274
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,443
IN MEETINGS, UM,
WHEN WE'RE CLOTHED.
275
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,054
YEAH.CORRECT.
276
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,360
GENTLEMEN,
IT'LL BE JUST FINE.
277
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OH. OH...
278
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[ water flowing ]
279
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[ man speaking Russian ]
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[ beep ]
281
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DA.[ beep ]
282
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:54,398
GEORGE GORTON, DICK DRESNER,
JOE SHUMATE,
283
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MEET ANDREI LUGOV.
284
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,926
THEY ARE
VERY NICE, YES?
285
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,278
THE GIRLS.
286
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,323
THEY ARE FRIENDS
OF MINE.
287
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,805
YOU CAN HAVE THEM
FOR THE NIGHT,
288
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,460
OR THEY CAN LIVE
WITH YOU.
289
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:15,376
I'LL PAY FOR EITHER.
290
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:21,034
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
UH, THAT'S A VERY KIND OFFER.
291
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,645
[ chuckles ] UM, UNFORTUNATELY,
I'M MARRIED.
292
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:28,171
PRACTICALLY A NEWLYWED,
SO... BAD TIMING.
293
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,564
YEP, ME TOO,
I'M MARRIED,
294
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:32,132
AND MY WIFE IS
VERY FAMILIAR
WITH SHARP OBJECTS.
295
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,785
AH, IS PITY. PITY.
296
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:39,008
BUT, UH, GEORGE,
YOU ARE FREE MAN, EH?
297
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,318
YEAH. NO, NO, YEAH,
BUT I MAKE A POINT
298
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,363
NEVER TO PAY FOR...
PAY FOR SEX,
299
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,670
EVEN WITH SOMEBODY ELSE'S,
UH, MONEY.
300
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:51,194
IT'S A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE.PRINCIPLE?
301
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,720
OH, INTERESTING.
INTERESTING THAT YOU HAVE THEM.
302
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,201
[ speaks Russian ]
303
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,377
[ sucks teeth ]
304
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,381
BYE.
305
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,643
GOOD EVENING, SIR.
306
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,518
GENTLEMEN, YOU LIKE,
UH, FISH EGGS?
307
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:14,261
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I SOLD
EGGS ON THE STREET.
308
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:17,090
CHICKEN EGGS.
AND NOW...
309
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:22,399
I OWN ONE OF THE LARGEST
BUSINESSES IN RUSSIA.
310
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,053
THANK GOD
FOR DEMOCRACY.
311
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,228
AND FOR YELTSIN.
312
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,230
WITHOUT HIM I WOULD
HAVE NOTHING,
313
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:30,581
SOMETIME NOT EVEN
THE EGGS. NA ZDOROVIE.
314
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:37,327
THE PRESIDENT IS BEHIND
IN THE POLLS.
315
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,112
YES, WE'RE AWARE OF THAT,
MR. LUGOV,
316
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,157
AND, UH, WE'RE READY
TO RISE TO THE CHALLENGE.
317
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,811
WE HAVE A SYSTEM.
IT'S CALLED--
318
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,334
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
319
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,033
YELTSIN IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE
WHO REPRESENTS TRUE DEMOCRACY,
320
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:50,166
AND-- AND OUR DEMOCRACY
IS YOUNG AND FRAGILE
321
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,472
LIKE A BABY, YOU KNOW?
322
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,301
IT'S-- WITH ITS
PANTLOAD OF SHIT.
323
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,129
THE COUNTRY IS
IN THE CHAOS, YOU KNOW?
324
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,522
IT'S SUFFERING.
STARVATION, CRIME.
325
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,089
ORGANIZED?
NOT SO MUCH.
326
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,222
LOOK-- LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT ME.
327
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,138
I HAVE 200 BODYGUARDS,
AND DO YOU THINK
328
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:08,358
I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT?
DO YOU? NO, NO, NO.
329
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,231
I CAN'T. I'M WORRYING
ABOUT THE FUTURE.
330
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,363
BECAUSE IMAGINE
IF THE COMMUNISTS WIN.
331
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,582
THEN-- THEN WHAT?
332
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,497
THEN WE ARE--
WE ARE ALL REALLY SCREWED,
333
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,368
AND THE WHOLE WORLD
IS SCREWED WITH US.
334
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,544
IT'S A CATASTROPHE
OF A COSMIC PROPORTIONS.
335
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,982
EXCUSE ME,
MR. LUGOV.
336
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,941
WHAT LINE
OF BUSINESS
ARE YOU IN?
337
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:31,251
MR. SHUMATE, MY BUSINESS
IS MY BUSINESS.
338
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:37,561
OKAY, GENTLEMEN,
YOU ARE HIRED.
339
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:40,956
I'LL LET THE PRESIDENT
KNOW THAT WE HAVE AMERICANS.
340
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,179
WHEN CAN WE SEE
MR. YELTSIN?
341
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:52,533
UH, TOMORROW
OR SOME OTHER DAY.
WHO IS TO KNOW?
342
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,449
"WHO IS TO KNOW."
343
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,973
GENTLEMEN,
IT WENT VERY WELL.
344
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,496
ANDREI IS IMPRESSED,
I CAN TELL.
345
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,499
WHAT EXACTLY IS HIS ROLE
IN THE CAMPAIGN,
MR. BRAYNIN?
346
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,067
TECHNICALLY, HE'S NOT REALLY
A PART OF THE CAMPAIGN.
347
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,851
HE JUST HANDLES
CERTAIN MONEYS.
348
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,418
CERTAIN MONEYS, OH.
349
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,072
IS HE MAFIA?
350
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,943
MAFIA? OH, GOD, NO.
351
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,511
HE'D HAVE YOU KILLED
IF HE HEARD YOU SAID THAT.
352
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,860
[ chuckles ]
353
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,350
[ speaks Russian ]
354
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,352
[ speaks Russian ]
355
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,050
[ speaks Russian ]
356
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,400
WELCOME TO THE PRESIDENT HOTEL,
GENTLEMEN.
357
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,185
HERE IN MOSCOW,
IT'S LIKE THE RITZ.
358
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,709
LOOKS MORE LIKE
THE ROCK TO ME.
359
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,421
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
360
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,205
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THIS PLACE?
361
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:59,600
[ laughs ] OH, NO,
THIS IS TOP SHELF.
362
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,037
IT WAS BUILT
FOR THE SOVIET BIGWIGS.
363
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,432
HI.WOW! IF ONLY
THESE WALLS COULD TALK.
364
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:06,824
[ indistinct ]
365
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:10,045
FRIENDS, AHEM,
PLEASE TURN IN YOUR PASSPORTS.
366
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,612
THEY'LL HOLD THEM
FOR NOW.
367
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,396
SORRY?FOR THE WHOLE TIME?
368
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,485
FOR WHILE YOU'RE HERE.
369
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,357
THIS CUSTOMARY?
370
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,750
IT'S SAFE.
GO AHEAD.
371
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,361
HERE YOU GO.
372
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,232
[ clears throat ]
373
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,504
GEORGE, HOPE YOU LIKE.
374
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:38,378
JOE, DICK, YOUR SUITES
ARE EXACTLY LIKE THIS ONE.
375
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,293
I-IT'S IT'S NICE.
THIS LOOKS NICE.
376
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:43,165
THANKS, FELIX.
OH, WHAT IS THIS?
377
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,211
LOOK AT THIS, DICK.
TAKE A LOOK.
378
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,430
IS THAT THE KREMLIN?
IS IT?
379
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,303
[ vacuum cleaner whining ]
380
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,279
HEY, HOW'S THE COFFEE?
381
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,847
I'VE HAD COLD PISS
THAT TASTES BETTER.
382
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,588
SLIGHT EXAGGERATION.
383
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,242
DICK'S IN A FOUL MOOD.
384
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,982
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING
AT THE YELTSIN POLLS.
385
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,288
OH, DO TELL ME.
YEAH?
386
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,376
I WANNA GO BACK.
387
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,161
WELL, WHY? COME ON.
388
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:25,120
WE KNEW YELTSIN WAS TRAILING.
THAT'S WHY THEY BROUGHT US HERE.
389
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,904
MM!TRAILING?
HE'S NOT TRAILING.
390
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,168
TRAILING WOULD IMPLY
SOME KIND OF FORWARD MOVEMENT.
391
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,213
ONLY 6% WOULD
VOTE FOR HIM.
392
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,824
THE COMMIE, ZYUGANOV,
GETS 30.
393
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:37,219
OH, THAT'S...
TERRIBLE.
394
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,264
WHAT ABOUT
OTHER CANDIDATES?
395
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,701
ALL AHEAD.
REFORMISTS, NATIONALS.
396
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:44,313
THERE'S EVEN A SO-CALLED
LIBERAL DEMOCRAT
CALLED GURINOVSKI.
397
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,576
APPARENTLY HE WALKS
AROUND MOSCOW IN HIS UNDERWEAR
398
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,230
PLANNING AN INVASION
OF ALASKA.
399
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,537
EW. EW!
400
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,321
OW.
WHAT IS THAT?
401
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:55,194
I DON'T KNOW.
WE ORDERED EGGS.
402
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,240
TRY THE SAUSAGE.OH! THAT'S HORRIBLE.
403
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:02,375
MM. DAY TWO.
YELT'S AT 6%.
404
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:06,335
EGGS INEDIBLE,
WHICH MAYBE EXPLAINS
WHY HE'S AT 6%.
405
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,686
WHAT? IT'S, UH,
NOTES FOR A BOOK.
406
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,385
AMERICAN POLITICAL
CONSULTANTS
BEHIND THE SCENES
407
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,734
IN RUSSIA'S STRUGGLING
YOUNG DEMOCRACY?
408
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:16,084
YOU DON'T THINK THERE'S
A BOOK IN ALL THIS?
409
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,433
A VERY SHORT ONE, MAYBE.
410
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,174
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD
THE BEST PART.
411
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,784
IF THE ELECTION
WERE HELD TODAY,
412
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,569
APPARENTLY STALIN
WOULD GET 8%.
413
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:23,874
THAT'S MORE THAN BORIS.
414
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,528
JOE, STALIN IS--
IS-IS DEAD.
415
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,835
MM.MM.
416
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,316
NOT AS DEAD AS YELTSIN.
417
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:34,189
GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN.
418
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,235
HELLO.VERY GOOD NEWS.
419
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,586
I GOT YOU A MEETING
WITH OLEG SOSKOVETS RIGHT AWAY.
420
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,891
SOSKOVETS!SOSKOVETS.
421
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,937
THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
422
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,514
[ cocking rifles ]
423
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,559
YOU WAIT HERE A MINUTE, DA?
424
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,258
DA.OKAY.
TH-TH-THANK YOU.
425
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,870
ANDREI. SOSKOVETS.
426
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:06,308
VERY, VERY QUICKLY, UM,
WHO IN THE HELL IS SOSKOVETS?
427
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:09,311
I THINK HE'S THE FIRST
DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER.
428
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,313
THE RUSSIAN PRESS
HAVE SO FAR IDed
429
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,489
SEVEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE
AS YELTSIN'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
430
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,361
SOSKOVETS IS ONE OF THEM.MM.
431
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,583
Dick: WHAT THE HECK
ARE THEY DOING IN THERE?
432
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,324
WE'VE BEEN HERE
FOR AN HOUR.
433
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,761
KILLING THEMSELVES BECAUSE
THEY JUST SAW THE NUMBERS?
434
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,241
WELL, YOU KNOW,
OBVIOUSLY THEY'RE
435
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,590
GONNA BE CONCERNED
ABOUT THE NUMBERS.
436
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:29,200
WE JUST HAVE
TO BE BLASE.
437
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,332
"OH, THE NUMBERS
ARE BAD,
438
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,334
BUT WE CAN AND WILL
TURN IT AROUND."
439
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,118
ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT WE LIE
440
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,903
TO THE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER
OF RUSSIA?
441
00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,383
DO YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
442
00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:38,645
NO, JUST ASKING.
443
00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:49,960
[ speaking Russian ]
444
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:52,049
PLEASE, GENTLEMEN,
YOU COME IN.
445
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:53,486
PLEASE, PLEASE.
446
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,011
[ door closes ]
447
00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:59,143
SO.SO?
448
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,320
GEORGE GORTON.AH, YES.
449
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,060
DICK DRESNER.
HOW ARE YOU?
450
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:04,235
JOE SHUMATE.
451
00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,237
HOW IS
OUR FRIEND BILL?
452
00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,849
THINK HE WILL
BEAT BOB DOLE?
453
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:10,154
PLEASE TO SIT, YES.
454
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:12,418
OH, UM, PROBABLY.
455
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:13,897
AH, PROBABLY.
456
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,378
[ chuckles,
speaks Russian ]
457
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,778
YES, SOSKOVETS SAID
THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH ELECTION,
458
00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:27,041
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHO WILL WIN.
459
00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:33,047
CLINTON...
460
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:35,832
[ speaks Russian ]
461
00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:40,402
CLINTON WON
THE FIRST TIME
462
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:44,014
BECAUSE BUSH REFUSED
TO BELIEVE HE COULD LOSE.
463
00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:47,235
YELTSIN...
[ speaks Russian ]
464
00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:50,630
YELTSIN IS MUCH THE SAME.
HE DOESN'T TRUST NUMBERS.
465
00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:52,414
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
WE'VE SEEN THE NUMBERS.
466
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:53,937
UH, NOT IDEAL.
467
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,243
[ speaks Russian ]MM-HMM.
468
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,419
BUT A LOT CAN CHANGE
IN FOUR MONTHS,
469
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,073
ESPECIALLY
FOR THE INCUMBENT.
470
00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:00,466
MM-HMM.
471
00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:03,469
WE JUST GOTTA
GET CRANKING ASAP.
472
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:07,908
MM-HMM.
473
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,214
WE HAVE A SYSTEM.
IT'S CALLED ELECTION GAMING.
474
00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:11,259
UH, IT'S BASICALLY LIKE--
475
00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:12,695
[ interrupts ]
476
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:15,176
Andrei:
HERE ARE THE RULES.
477
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:17,439
YOU DON'T TALK
TO THE PRESS.
478
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:18,875
NO LEAKS AT ALL.
479
00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:24,794
YOU ARE NEVER TO REVEAL
WHO YOUR CLIENT IS.
480
00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:30,452
IT WILL BE A TERRIBLE BLOW
TO OUR NATIONAL PRIDE.
481
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,195
YOUR MAIN JOB IS...
482
00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:44,640
TO LET US KNOW IF YOU DETERMINE
THAT YELTSIN WILL LOSE.
483
00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:46,425
ASAP.
484
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,253
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
485
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:53,344
THEN WE'LL TAKE STEPS.
486
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:56,043
WH-WHO? WHAT KIND OF STEPS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "STEPS"?
487
00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:57,740
WHAT KIND OF STEPS?
488
00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:01,744
THAT'S IT.
489
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,314
YOU ARE HIRED.
490
00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:08,316
[ continues in Russian ]
491
00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:13,364
I'LL LET THE PRESIDENT KNOW
WE HAVE AMERICANS.
492
00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:25,246
YEAH, I'M GONNA
TAKE A-- A WALK,
493
00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:26,856
DO A LITTLE SIGHTSEEING.
494
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,076
UM, MAYBE YOU CAN
TELL ME WHERE--
495
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,121
OH, BUT YOU DON'T SPEAK
ENGLISH. I'M SORRY.
496
00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:32,819
RUDE. WHEN IN ROME,
SPEAK RUSSIAN.
497
00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,561
UM, ME, I'M GONNA,
YOU KNOW...
498
00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,867
HOW DO YOU SAY
PROMENADE...SKI?
499
00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,478
UM, UM, UM, STROLLY?
500
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:41,567
I SPEAK.OH, OH, YOU SPEAK!
501
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:44,483
WALK NOT ADVISED.YEAH. YEAH.
502
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,444
THAT WAS
A SHORT WALK.
503
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,446
IT WASN'T ADVISED.
504
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,056
TOLD YA.
505
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,145
AND WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF I DIDN'T TAKE
506
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:56,886
THEIR SO-CALLED ADVICE
AND JUST WALKED OUT?
507
00:24:56,930 --> 00:25:00,411
THEY'D PROBABLY SHOOT
YOU IN THE BACK OR SAY
"HAVE A NICE DAY."
508
00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:03,240
GEEZ LOUISE,
WHAT A COUNTRY!
509
00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:06,330
AND HOW ABOUT
THOSE STUPID HATS
THEY ALL WEAR?
510
00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:08,245
I MEAN, I KNOW
IT'S COLD,
511
00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:10,900
BUT, YOU KNOW, HAVE
A LITTLE DIGNITY.
512
00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:13,076
IS ANYONE ELSE CURIOUS
ABOUT WHY NO ONE
513
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,904
SEEMS TO WANT
TO HEAR OUR PITCH?
514
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:16,515
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
515
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,212
BECAUSE THIS WHOLE THING
IS BULLSHIT.
516
00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:19,430
WE'VE BEEN HERE ONE WEEK.
517
00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:21,476
NO YELTSIN,
NO MEETING, NO OFFICES.
518
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,999
NOTHING. WE GOT DICK.
519
00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:26,176
MAYBE "ASAP" IN RUSSIAN
MEANS, UH, WHEN HELL
FREEZES OVER.
520
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:27,874
YEAH, WELL, LOOK OUTSIDE.
IT ALREADY HAS.
521
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:29,963
LET'S REACH OUT
AND TOUCH SOMEBODY, SHALL WE?
522
00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:33,140
ANDREI LUGOV, PLEASE.
GEORGE GORTON HERE.
523
00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:34,576
HE WHAT?
524
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,665
YE--
525
00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:39,146
HE IS?
526
00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:40,887
OKAY, THANK YOU.
527
00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,673
UH, THEY SAID HE'S
TOO DRUNK TO TALK.
528
00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:46,327
THEY DID NOT.
529
00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:47,807
DIRECT QUOTE.
530
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:50,679
YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO BE
A PARTY POOPER OR ANYTHING,
531
00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:54,465
BUT THIS WHOLE THING
IS STARTING TO SMELL BAD.
532
00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:57,686
THERE'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.WHOA, LET'S NOT PANIC.
533
00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,427
I MEAN, LOOK AT
THIS RATIONALLY.
534
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:02,561
ONE, THEY FORKED OVER
AN AWFUL LOT OF MONEY
TO BRING US HERE.
535
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,607
TWO, SO FAR
THEY'VE GIVEN US
THE VIP TREATMENT.
536
00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:07,740
FOR CHRIST SAKES,
THEY EVEN OFFERED US
FREE SEX.
537
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,568
WHICH WE REFUSED.THAT WAS YOUR CHOICE.
538
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,439
THREE, THEY TAKE
OUR PASSPORTS
539
00:26:11,482 --> 00:26:14,355
AND LOCK US UP
IN A FIVE-STAR PRISON,
540
00:26:14,398 --> 00:26:17,271
AND APPARENTLY, NO ONE
WANTS US TO PROVIDE
541
00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:19,055
THE SERVICE
THEY PAID US FOR.
542
00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:21,449
HOW AM I DOING SO FAR?YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
543
00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:23,451
IF I WASN'T PANICKED BEFORE,
I'M PANICKING NOW.
544
00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:25,584
IT ALL SOUNDS VERY
KAFKAESQUE, DOESN'T IT?
545
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:28,282
COME ON, COME ON,
THERE'S GOTTA BE
A LOGICAL EXPLANATION.
546
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:30,066
I MEAN, WHY WOULD
THEY DO THAT?
547
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,502
YOU WANT AN EXPLANATION?
548
00:26:31,546 --> 00:26:32,982
HOW ABOUT THIS
FOR A SCENARIO?
549
00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:34,767
HOW ABOUT THIS, OKAY?
550
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:37,334
ONE, LUGOV GETS
THIS GREAT IDEA:
551
00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:39,728
"LET'S HIRE AMERICANS
TO SAVE DEMOCRACY,"
552
00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:41,469
AND, OF COURSE,
HIS MONEY.
553
00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:44,472
TWO, HE FINDS BRAYNIN
IN SAUSALITO AND SAYS, "JUMP."
554
00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,213
THREE, BRAYNIN SAYS,
"HOW HIGH,"
555
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,868
AND REACHES FOR THE WHO'S WHO
OF POLITICAL CONSULTING.
556
00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:50,696
FOUR, WE JUMP
EVEN HIGHER THAN FELIX
557
00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:52,436
BECAUSE THE CHECK CLEARS.
558
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,787
AND FINALLY, FIVE,
BORIS AND HIS SEVEN MANAGERS,
559
00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:56,353
THEY DON'T LIKE
LUGOV'S IDEA ANYMORE,
560
00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:58,355
AND SO THEY'RE TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
561
00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:00,270
THAT THEY CAN FUCK US
UP THE ASS
562
00:27:00,314 --> 00:27:02,098
WITHOUT A STICK OF BUTTER.
HOW'S THAT, MM?
563
00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:04,492
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS WHOLE THING
IS STARTING TO REMIND ME OF?
564
00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:05,754
DALLAS.'94.
565
00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:07,016
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
566
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,670
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
567
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:11,542
THERE'S A LUFTHANSA
AT 10:00 P.M. THROUGH FRANKFURT.
568
00:27:11,586 --> 00:27:13,936
ALL THOSE FOR GETTING
OUT OF DODGE SAY AYE.
569
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:17,679
NO, NO, I THINK WE OUGHT
TO RIDE THIS OUT
AND SEE WHERE IT GOES.
570
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:20,639
WHY DON'T YOU STAY HERE
AND RIDE IT OUT
AND SEE HOW IT GOES
571
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,684
AND SEND ME A FLIPPIN' POSTCARD
WHEN YOU FIND OUT.
572
00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:35,654
[ knocking ]
573
00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,440
GEORGE, HOPE
I'M NOT WAKING YOU.
574
00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:41,181
FOLLOW ME.
YOU HAVE A MEETING.
575
00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:42,530
THANKS FOR
THE ADVANCE NOTICE.
576
00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:45,402
BUT UNLESS IT'S WITH YELTSIN,
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
577
00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:47,883
IT IS WITH YELTSIN.
578
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:51,757
LET ME GET
THE GUYS. HERE.
579
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,106
GEORGE.WHAT?
580
00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:54,455
GEORGE.WHAT?
581
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,719
ONE AMERICAN IS
ENOUGH FOR NOW.
582
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,765
[ knocking ]
583
00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:01,070
MORNING.
584
00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:03,464
AHEM. MR. GORTON?
585
00:28:03,507 --> 00:28:04,508
YEAH.
586
00:28:04,552 --> 00:28:06,728
PLEASE MEET, UH,
TATIANA DTACHENKO.
587
00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:08,948
HELLO. CHARMED.
588
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:12,429
TATIANA'S
THE PRESIDENT'S
DAUGHTER.
589
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:15,476
OH.
590
00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,130
UM, SIT.
591
00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:19,045
OH, PLEASE SIT DOWN.
592
00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:20,307
SURE. SURE.
593
00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:23,484
YEAH.
[ speaks Russian ]
594
00:28:26,052 --> 00:28:28,315
UM...
595
00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:31,361
MY PAPA, UM...
596
00:28:31,405 --> 00:28:32,754
MY PAPA...
597
00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:35,496
[ speaks Russian ]
598
00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:37,541
HE REALLY BELIEVES
IN THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS...
599
00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:40,719
AND HE TRULY
WANTS TO WIN...
600
00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:44,461
BUT DEMOCRACY
IS SO NEW HERE,
601
00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,463
NOBODY REALLY KNOWS
HOW TO DO IT.
602
00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:49,728
AND PAPA-- THERE ARE
SO MANY FACTIONS
603
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,251
IN MY PAPA'S STAFF.
604
00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:53,949
THEY ALL GIVE HIM SO MUCH
CONTRADICTORY ADVICE.
605
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:57,387
AND HE ASKED ME
TO SORT THINGS OUT.
606
00:28:57,431 --> 00:29:00,477
BUT, ME, I'M JUST A MOM.
I'M JUST A WIFE.
607
00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:02,349
I REALLY DON'T
UNDERSTAND POLITICS.
608
00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:05,308
I DON'T KNOW WHY
HE ASKED ME.
609
00:29:05,352 --> 00:29:08,007
MM, WELL, MAYBE
HE DOESN'T, UH,
610
00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:09,791
TRUST ANYBODY ELSE.
611
00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:12,402
[ translating ]
612
00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:16,580
[ chuckles ]
613
00:29:19,105 --> 00:29:22,499
DO YOU THINK
THAT PAPA CAN WIN, TRUTHFULLY?
614
00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:24,893
TRUTHFULLY?
615
00:29:24,937 --> 00:29:26,895
YES, ABSOLUTELY.
616
00:29:26,939 --> 00:29:29,768
JUST GOTTA GIVE US
A CHANCE TO DO OUR JOB.
617
00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:33,336
WHO WILL TELL YOU
WHAT TO DO?
618
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:37,036
YOU AND YOUR
LEADERSHIP COMMITTEE.
619
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:39,995
AND WHO WILL TELL US
WHAT TO DO?
620
00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:41,649
WE WILL.
621
00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:46,480
LOOK, UH, WE HAVE
A SYSTEM.
622
00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:48,569
IT'S CALLED
ELECTION GAMING.
623
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,310
[ sighs ]
624
00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:53,530
I-I'M SORRY,
BUT I HAVE TO GO.
625
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,403
I-I HAVE KIDS AND--
626
00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:59,188
AND-- AND-- I'M A WIFE,
AND I HAVE TO GO.
627
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:00,668
GREAT, NO, I KNOW.
YOU'RE BUSY.
628
00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:01,930
EVERYBODY HERE'S BUSY.
629
00:30:01,974 --> 00:30:03,976
YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
YOU BRING US HERE,
630
00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,804
YOU NEED OUR HELP,
BUT THEN NOBODY
631
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:09,459
WANTS TO LISTEN
TO WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY.
632
00:30:13,724 --> 00:30:14,900
MM...
633
00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:17,554
YOU'RE RIGHT.
634
00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:21,602
IT REALLY IS IMPORTANT.
635
00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:23,169
DO GO ON.
636
00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:24,605
REALLY?
637
00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,215
ALL RIGHT.
638
00:30:26,259 --> 00:30:27,826
OKAY, UH...
639
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:30,872
WELL, THE SYSTEM...
640
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,179
IS CALLED ELECTION GAMING.
641
00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:35,094
IT'S BASICALLY
LIKE WAR GAMES,
642
00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:38,401
ONLY WE USE POLLS
AND FOCUS GROUPS
643
00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:40,055
TO SIMULATE AN ELECTION.
644
00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,405
UM, WE TEST EVERYTHING,
645
00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:44,364
EVERY IDEA THAT
THE CAMPAIGN'S USING
646
00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:46,279
OR THINKING OF USING.
647
00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:48,107
UH, NO, IN A NUTSHELL,
648
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:51,414
WE FIND OUT WHAT VOTERS WANT,
AND WE GIVE IT TO THEM.
649
00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:55,157
I COULD SAY MUCH MORE,
BUT TH-THAT'S ESSENTIALLY IT.
650
00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:58,465
IT'S KIND OF DELICIOUS,
BUT THAT'S THE SHORT. THAT'S--
651
00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:01,729
MR. GORTON...
652
00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:02,948
YEAH?
653
00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:08,170
YOU SEEM LIKE
A TRUTHFUL MAN, MR. GORTON.
654
00:31:08,214 --> 00:31:09,824
I WOULD LIKE YOU...
655
00:31:11,173 --> 00:31:14,350
AND YOUR TEAM TO CONSULT ME
656
00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:17,397
AND MY FAMILY PERSONALLY.
657
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,225
YOU'RE HIRED.
658
00:31:20,704 --> 00:31:23,882
GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.
659
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:26,232
UH, WHEN CAN WE
MEET YOUR FATHER?
660
00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:32,020
MONEY. MONEY, RIGHT?
HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH?
661
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:35,067
HOW MUCH IS A PASSPORT WORTH
ON THE OPEN MARKET THESE DAYS?
662
00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:36,546
SORRY, NOT
AUTHORIZED TO DO.
663
00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:38,113
"NOT AUTHORIZED TO DO."
HOW MUCH?
664
00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:39,549
THEY'RE NOT LETTING
US CHECK OUT.
665
00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:41,290
GOOD.
WE'RE NOT LEAVING.
666
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,379
UH, WE GOT HIRED.
667
00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:48,558
♪ I'LL BE SO LONELY, BABY
668
00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,996
♪ I'LL BE SO LONELY
669
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:54,390
♪ I'LL BE SO LONELY
I COULD DIE ♪
670
00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:56,436
SO, WHAT, YOU'RE TELLING ME
WE'RE STAYING
671
00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:57,611
BECAUSE YOU MET
CHELSEA CLINTON.
672
00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:59,047
OH, NO, NO, NO.
673
00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:02,442
TATIANA DTACHENKO
MADE YELTSIN.
674
00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:04,444
GRADUATED FROM
MOSCOW UNIVERSITY,
675
00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:05,836
MATH AND COMPUTERS,
676
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,316
MARRIED, TWO SONS.
677
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,057
SO WE KNOW SHE CAN BREED.
SO WHAT?
678
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:10,493
NO, NO, NO, DICK,
I'M TELLING YOU,
679
00:32:10,537 --> 00:32:11,755
TATIANA'S THE REAL DEAL.
680
00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:13,453
SHE'S GONNA BE
RUNNING THE CAMPAIGN,
681
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:16,543
AND SHE'S GONNA BE RUNNING IT
THE WAY WE TELL HER TO.
682
00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:19,285
DID SHE LET YOU GIVE HER
THE ELECTION GAMING SPIEL?
683
00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:20,982
YEAH. YES.
684
00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:22,723
FINALLY,
AND SHE'S INTO IT.
685
00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:23,985
I'M TELLING YOU.
686
00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:25,552
OKAY. OKAY.
687
00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:27,423
SO, WHEN DO WE
MEET YELTSIN?
688
00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:31,036
I WANT MY PASSPORT.
689
00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:33,473
I WANT MY PASSPORT.
AND I WANT IT NOW.
690
00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:35,997
JUST A SECOND, DICK.NO! NO, NO, NO.
NO SECONDS!
691
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:39,174
- OKAY, YOU CAN'T RUN A CAMPAIGN
WITHOUT A CANDIDATE.
- HI.
- ALL RIGHT, SIR.
692
00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:41,263
IT'S LIKE HAVING
A DOG AND PONY SHOW
693
00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:42,917
WITHOUT THE PONY,
WITHOUT THE FREAKIN' DOG.
694
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,658
DICK, DICK, YELTSIN
CAN'T MEET WITH US.
695
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:46,094
HE'S GOTTA HAVE
PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY.
696
00:32:46,138 --> 00:32:47,704
THE RUSSIAN FUCKING PRESIDENT,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
697
00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:50,316
IMAGINE IN D.C. IF IT BROKE
THAT THE CHINESE OR SOME SUCH
698
00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,753
WERE SITTING IN THE OVAL OFFICE
TELLING OUR PRESIDENT
WHAT TO DO?
699
00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,189
HE'D BE OUT
OF THE WHITE HOUSE
700
00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:55,756
BEFORE HE COULD SAY,
"I'D LIKE SOME FRIES
WITH THAT."
701
00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:57,453
THAT'S RIGHT. FOR US
THIS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL GIGS.
702
00:32:57,497 --> 00:33:00,500
IF BORIS TANKS, NOBODY KNOWS
THAT WE STEERED THE SUNKEN SHIP,
703
00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:03,198
BUT IF HE WINS,
WE MAKE SURE WE GET THE CREDIT
704
00:33:03,242 --> 00:33:04,939
FOR BRINGING HIM BACK
FROM THE ABYSS.
705
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,245
IT'S A THING OF BEAUTY.
706
00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:07,637
AND BESIDES,
WE DON'T NEED BORIS.
707
00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:10,466
WE'VE GOT TATIANA,
AND SHE'S GOT HIS EAR.
708
00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:12,033
OH, THAT'S GREAT,
709
00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:15,036
SO WE CAN MAKE
A PURSE OUT OF IT.
710
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,298
[ ding ]
711
00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:36,057
LOOK WHO GOT AN OFFICE, HUH?
HUH? WE DID! THAT'S WHO.
712
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:39,756
OH... OH!
713
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,671
WE'RE BACK IN THE GAME.
714
00:33:41,715 --> 00:33:44,500
SIXTEEN WEEKS LEFT
TILL JUNE 16,
715
00:33:44,544 --> 00:33:46,502
LOT OF CANDIDATES
TO OVERTAKE,
716
00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,243
AND WE'RE GETTING
A LATE START.
717
00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:52,595
THE CAMPAIGN, I'M SORRY TO SAY,
IS NOT PERFECTLY ORGANIZED.
718
00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:55,946
UH, NOW, WE HAVEN'T
DONE ANY POLLING YET,
719
00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:58,253
BUT FROM THE FIRST LOOK
OF IT,
720
00:33:58,297 --> 00:34:00,342
THE MAIN PROBLEM
WITH THE CAMPAIGN ITSELF
721
00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:02,779
IS THAT THERE ARE
TOO MANY COOKS
722
00:34:02,823 --> 00:34:05,956
AND, UH, ONLY ONE POT
OF BORSCHT.
723
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,393
MEANING TO SAY, UM,
724
00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:11,788
NO ONE PERSON TO TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR SCREW-UPS.
725
00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:15,966
WHAT SCREW-UPS?
BE SPECIFIC.
726
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:19,840
UH, APPARENTLY THIS IS ONE
IN A SERIES
727
00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:22,147
OF YELTSIN'S
CAMPAIGN ADS.
728
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:25,454
[ speaking Russian ]
729
00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:37,205
Felix: WHAT HE'S
ACTUALLY SAYING
730
00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:39,860
IS HOW MUCH HIS LIFE
HAS IMPROVED UNDER YELTSIN.
731
00:34:39,903 --> 00:34:42,341
THE MAN IS OBVIOUSLY
A LIAR AND A DRUNK.
732
00:34:42,384 --> 00:34:43,777
HOW HAS
HIS LIFE IMPROVED?
733
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:45,518
WHAT, IS HE
EVEN DRUNKER NOW?
734
00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:46,954
W-WHAT DICK'S
TRYING TO SAY
735
00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:49,435
IS THAT, UM, NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE
ARE GONNA BELIEVE
736
00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:52,655
A GUY WHO'S OBVIOUSLY
BEEN PAID TO PRAISE
THE CURRENT REGIME--
737
00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:54,614
NOT NEARLY
AS EFFECTIVE, TATIANA,
738
00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:58,531
AS THE CANDIDATE HIMSELF
ADDRESSING THE PUBLIC.
739
00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:00,446
OH, NYET.
740
00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:01,751
NO.
741
00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:04,145
PAPA WILL NEVER APPEAR
IN A TELEVISION AD.
742
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,887
HE WILL NEVER SELL
HIMSELF LIKE THIS.
743
00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:08,802
OOH. UH-OH.
744
00:35:09,803 --> 00:35:13,067
WELL, AHEM.
APPARENTLY HE, UH,
745
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,809
DOESN'T HAVE
ANY PROBLEM DOING THIS.
746
00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:20,248
HE DIDN'T POSE FOR THAT.
747
00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:22,076
THEY JUST USED
HIS PHOTOGRAPH.
748
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,860
IS IT-- IS IT BAD?
749
00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:27,255
WELL, IT'S NOT BAD
IF YOU WANT A POSTER
FOR A HORROR MOVIE.
750
00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:30,389
NOW, SEE, HE'S--
HE'S KIDDING.
751
00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:32,608
AGAIN, HE'S KIDDING.
NO, NO, NO.
752
00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:35,133
IT'S JUST THAT THE SHOT IS--
IT'S--IT'S GRIM.
753
00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:36,482
FIERCE. FIERCE.
754
00:35:36,525 --> 00:35:38,397
STOP WALTZING
AROUND THE TREE.
755
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,225
ARE YOU SAYING
THIS IS HOPELESS
756
00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:41,661
AND WE WON'T WIN?
757
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,967
NO, CERTAINLY NOT. IT'S NOT
WHAT WE'RE SAYING AT ALL.
758
00:35:44,011 --> 00:35:46,405
WHAT WE'RE SAYING IS,
UH, LET'S HOLD OUR HORSES.
759
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:49,190
NO MORE TV SPOTS,
NO MORE POSTERS,
760
00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:51,192
NO MORE MAILINGS.
761
00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:53,803
NONE OF THAT'S WORKING,
SO WE GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT WOULD.
762
00:35:53,847 --> 00:35:56,589
YOU SEE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO TARGET CAMPAIGN RESOURCES
763
00:35:56,632 --> 00:36:00,201
WITHOUT ANALYZING ALL THE MOODS
AND TRENDS IN THIS COUNTRY.
764
00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:01,724
WE NEED HARD FACTS.
765
00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:04,423
WE CAN'T CHANGE OPINIONS
IF WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
766
00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:06,120
YOU'RE JUST GONNA KEEP
BURNING THROUGH CASH.
767
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,426
THAT'S RIGHT, EXACTLY.
EXACTLY.
768
00:36:07,469 --> 00:36:10,037
LET'S FIND THE BEST POLLSTER
IN THE COUNTRY
769
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,170
AND START TESTING.
770
00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:18,001
SOSKOVETS IS CONCERNED
TATIANA HAS NO EXPERIENCE
RUNNING THE COMPANY.
771
00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:20,395
REALLY? WELL, NO EXPERIENCE
COMPARED TO WHOM?
772
00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:21,831
SEVEN CAMPAIGN MANAGERS.
773
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:24,225
APPARENTLY, THEY'RE
DOING A BANG-UP JOB.
774
00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:26,401
I AM TO BE IN
ON ALL YOUR MEETINGS.
775
00:36:26,445 --> 00:36:29,448
I ALSO WANT TO BE
BRIEFED ON THE AGENDA
IN ADVANCE.
776
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:32,842
IS THAT CLEAR?
NO EXCEPTIONS.
777
00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:35,932
THESE TWO WILL BE
YOUR BODYGUARDS, OKAY?
778
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:39,197
SO, THAT MEANS WHENEVER YOU
NEED TO LEAVE THE HOTEL,
779
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,807
CALL DOWNSTAIRS.
780
00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:42,461
THEY WILL COME AND GET YOU.
781
00:36:42,504 --> 00:36:44,027
[ siren wailing ]
782
00:36:44,071 --> 00:36:46,029
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED
TO GO ANYWHERE UNESCORTED.
783
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:50,164
YOU HAVE TO STAY
INCONSPICUOUS.
784
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,471
NO BIG CROWDS,
NO PUBLIC PLACES,
785
00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:54,255
NO CAMPAIGN FUNCTIONS.
786
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:56,475
YOU ALSO CANNOT
RUN AROUND MOSCOW
787
00:36:56,518 --> 00:37:00,218
SAYING YOU WORK FOR YELTSIN,
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
788
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:01,480
OKAY?
789
00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:04,700
[ gasps ]
790
00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:08,400
Joe: WOW, THESE GUYS
ARE GOOD AT INCONSPICUOUS.
791
00:37:08,443 --> 00:37:11,141
George: RIGHT, AND WHO EXACTLY
ARE THEY PROTECTING US FROM?
792
00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:14,449
THE SCARIEST THING I'VE SEEN
AROUND HERE IS THEM.
793
00:37:27,984 --> 00:37:31,205
♪♪
794
00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:36,689
Felix: HEY, VASSO!
795
00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:39,474
VASSO, UH, MY NAME
IS GEORGE GORTON.
796
00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:41,520
WE TALKED ON THE PHONE.
797
00:37:41,563 --> 00:37:44,044
YOU WATCH, UH,
MONTECITOAT HOME?
798
00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:47,265
UH... NOT AS OFTEN
AS I'D LIKE.
799
00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:49,615
IS THE MOST POPULAR
SHOW HERE.
800
00:37:49,658 --> 00:37:53,183
MOST RUSSIANS
NEVER SAW A BIKINI.
801
00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:55,185
I DID A POLL
THAT CONFIRMS THIS.
802
00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:57,187
FASCINATING. SO, VASSO,
803
00:37:57,231 --> 00:38:00,321
UM, HOW MUCH WILL IT COST US
TO DO A SAMPLE POLL?
804
00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:02,192
WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS?
805
00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:03,324
INTERVISTA INTERNATIONAL.
806
00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:05,718
WE'RE BRINGING
THIN-SCREEN TVs TO RUSSIA.
807
00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:08,155
UM, OBVIOUSLY IT'S
A PRETTY BIG INVESTMENT,
808
00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:11,506
SO WE THOUGHT WE'D DO
SOME GENERAL POLLING
AND MARKET R&D.
809
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:14,944
60,000 PER POLL,
AMERICAN DOLLARS.
810
00:38:14,988 --> 00:38:18,861
WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
THERE'S THREE PLACES HERE
THAT'LL DO IT FOR 40,000.
811
00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:21,864
BUT YOU WANT THE BEST.
I'M 60,000.
812
00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:24,563
MM-HMM. IT'S A DEAL.
813
00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:30,220
YOU HAVE ALL
THE STOCK QUESTIONS
YOU WANT ME TO ASK?
814
00:38:30,264 --> 00:38:31,570
I WANT TO TAKE
A LOOK.
815
00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:32,745
THERE YOU GO.
816
00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:39,142
"WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF YELTSIN"?
817
00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:41,710
"IS THE PRESIDENT
DOING A GOOD JOB?"
818
00:38:41,754 --> 00:38:46,062
"DOES YELTSIN CARE FOR
A PERSON LIKE YOU?"
819
00:38:46,106 --> 00:38:50,284
SO. THIN-SCREEN TVs,
HUH?
820
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:54,767
IT'S A...
BIG INVESTMENT.
821
00:38:54,810 --> 00:38:57,030
I'M SURE YOU'VE MET
THE NEW RUSSIANS.
822
00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:59,467
THEY ARE MEN
WHO DRIVE FAST CARS,
823
00:38:59,511 --> 00:39:01,556
WEAR LABELS
ON THEIR UNDERWEAR,
824
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,384
DRINK FRENCH CHAMPAGNE.
825
00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:07,823
BUT THESE, THESE ARE
THE REAL RUSSIANS,
826
00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:10,304
THE KIND WORK FOR A LIVING,
827
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,393
THE KIND
DON'T GET PAID.
828
00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,700
WE ALWAYS FEED THEM FIRST.
829
00:39:14,743 --> 00:39:17,485
RUSSIANS HATE TO TALK
ON EMPTY STOMACH.
830
00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:21,750
THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
831
00:39:23,273 --> 00:39:25,754
[ speaking Russian ]
832
00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:31,369
MY FIRST QUESTION IS
IF YELTSIN WERE A TREE,
833
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:33,980
WHAT KIND OF A TREE
WOULD HE BE?
834
00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:37,026
WHAT THE HELL
IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
835
00:39:40,856 --> 00:39:42,467
DICK, STAY.
836
00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:44,817
WHAT HAPPENED
TO OUR QUESTIONS?
837
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:48,429
I CAN'T ASK YOUR QUESTIONS.
THEY'RE TOO LEADING.
838
00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:50,300
NOT SCIENTIFIC.
839
00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:52,607
YOU'RE ASKING WHAT KIND
OF TREE YELTSIN WOULD BE,
840
00:39:52,651 --> 00:39:54,087
AND OUR QUESTIONS
ARE NOT SCIENTIFIC?
841
00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:56,524
VASSO, NO OFFENSE,
BUT--BUT WE'D REALLY APPRECIATE
842
00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:58,221
IF YOU STUCK
TO OUR QUESTIONNAIRE.
843
00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,659
UH, NO. I WOULD NOT
FEEL COMFORTABLE.
844
00:40:00,702 --> 00:40:02,748
NOT COMF-- TELL YOU WHAT,
WE PAID YOU
845
00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:06,273
A SHITLOAD OF MONEY,
SO GET COMFORTABLE.
846
00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:08,928
I DOUBT YOU SELL
MANY TVs, DICK.
847
00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:10,190
RIGHT.
848
00:40:12,584 --> 00:40:15,369
DOES HAVE A POINT
ABOUT THE TVs.
849
00:40:18,111 --> 00:40:20,505
LET ME REPHRASE
THE QUESTION.
850
00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:23,464
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT YELTSIN?
851
00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:27,425
IS HE DOING A GOOD JOB?
852
00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:31,254
THERE MUST BE
SOME MISTAKE.
853
00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:35,737
Dick: NO, NO MISTAKE.
MARGIN OF ERROR IS 2% TOPS, JOE.
854
00:40:35,781 --> 00:40:39,437
UH, "DO YOU APPROVE
OF THE JOB YELTSIN IS DOING?"
855
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,527
8% APPROVE,
59% DISAPPROVE.
856
00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:44,703
"DOES HE CARE ABOUT
A PERSON LIKE YOU?"
857
00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:46,922
TEN YES, 85 NO.
858
00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:49,316
SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT
HOLD HIM RESPONSIBLE
859
00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:52,014
FOR THE BAD ECONOMY,
AND 69% THINK HE'S CORRUPT.
860
00:40:52,058 --> 00:40:54,495
SEVENTY PERCENT BLAME HIM
FOR THE WAR IN CHECHNYA,
861
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:57,150
AND 61% THINK HE'S
TOO INCOMPETENT TO LEAD.
862
00:40:57,193 --> 00:40:59,674
FIFTY-NINE PERCENT FEEL--JOE. JOE. JOE. JOE.
863
00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:01,241
BUT THERE'S MORE.
864
00:41:01,284 --> 00:41:03,722
SO, YOU SAY
WE CAN'T WIN?
865
00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:06,028
NO. WHO SAID THAT?
WE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
866
00:41:06,072 --> 00:41:10,424
NO. YES, THOSE NUMBERS ARE,
UH, THOSE ARE SHEER AGONY,
867
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,513
THOSE NUMBERS, BUT THERE
ARE A FEW POSITIVES,
868
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:14,515
LIKE THERE'S A BIG BLOCK
OF UNDECIDEDS.
869
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:16,691
THEY DON'T LIKE YELTSIN,
BUT THEY MIGHT VOTE FOR HIM
870
00:41:16,735 --> 00:41:18,606
IF THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE
IS A COMMUNIST.
871
00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:20,739
MANY PEOPLE THINK
YELTSIN WAS GOOD ONCE.
872
00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:23,437
SEE, THAT'S IMPORTANT,
BECAUSE IT MEANS
THEY CAN THINK IT AGAIN.
873
00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:28,529
HE'S GOOD NOW.
HE'S TRYING.
874
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,879
HE IS A GOOD MAN.
875
00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:33,229
YOUR FATHER IS A GREAT MAN,
876
00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:35,362
BUT, YOU KNOW,
877
00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:37,146
THAT'S A LITTLE LESS RELEVANT
RIGHT NOW.
878
00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:39,845
WHO HE IS ISN'T AS IMPORTANT
AS WHO PEOPLE THINK HE IS,
879
00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:42,804
WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE TO,
UH, CHANGE HIS IMAGE,
880
00:41:42,848 --> 00:41:45,198
REPACKAGE HIM.
881
00:41:46,242 --> 00:41:48,070
REPACKAGE?
882
00:41:48,114 --> 00:41:50,508
[ translating ]
883
00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:54,337
PAPA'S NOT
A BAR OF SOAP.
884
00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:56,644
NO.I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS.
885
00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:59,386
BUT THAT'S
WHAT YOU MEANT.
886
00:41:59,429 --> 00:42:02,824
I'M NOT SURE I LIKE
YOUR WESTERN POLITICS.
887
00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:05,566
WELL, YOU'LL LIKE IT
IF WE WIN.
888
00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,437
YOU'LL HATE IT
IF WE LOSE,
889
00:42:07,481 --> 00:42:09,788
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO WIN, UM...
890
00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:12,312
AT ALL COSTS.
891
00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:15,402
[ translating ]
892
00:42:22,278 --> 00:42:24,063
I'LL TALK TO PAPA
ABOUT IT.
893
00:42:33,246 --> 00:42:35,465
DICK, RISE AND SHINE.
894
00:42:36,597 --> 00:42:38,425
JOE, DROP YOUR COCK,
GRAB YOUR SOCK.
895
00:42:38,468 --> 00:42:40,558
WE GOT DEVELOPMENTS.
896
00:42:41,515 --> 00:42:42,690
DICK!
897
00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:43,865
MY GOD.
898
00:42:43,909 --> 00:42:45,171
MUST'VE GONE WELL
WITH POPPY.
899
00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:47,913
THEY WANT US BACK
AT THE TABLE AT 2:00 A.M.
900
00:42:47,956 --> 00:42:49,697
TO WORK ON HIS
CAMPAIGN KICKOFF SPEECH.
901
00:42:49,741 --> 00:42:51,133
WHAT? NO, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.
902
00:42:51,177 --> 00:42:53,135
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
THAT'S NOT OUR JOB.
903
00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:55,703
WE DON'T KNOW ENOUGH
OF THE ISSUES TO WRITE
A KICKOFF SPEECH.
904
00:42:55,747 --> 00:42:57,139
THAT NEVER
STOPPED US BEFORE.
905
00:42:57,183 --> 00:42:58,576
I CAN'T BULLSHIT
IN RUSSIAN.
906
00:42:58,619 --> 00:43:00,012
OH, JESUS.WHERE YOU GOING, JOE?
907
00:43:00,055 --> 00:43:01,448
I'M GOING
BACK TO BED!
908
00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:02,623
NO, WE HAVE AN HOUR.
909
00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:04,973
AN HOUR! AN HOUR,
WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
910
00:43:05,017 --> 00:43:07,497
GEE, I THOUGHT WE WERE
IN TROUBLE. AN HOUR!
911
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:09,761
OKAY, WE GIVE HIM
SIX BULLET POINTS.
912
00:43:09,804 --> 00:43:11,850
THE GOOD OLD
BULLET POINT STANDBY!
913
00:43:11,893 --> 00:43:13,373
ENLIGHTEN US,
PROFESSOR.
914
00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:16,637
OKAY, UH, THE SPEECH
IS A KICKOFF,
915
00:43:16,681 --> 00:43:19,031
SO IT NEEDS
TO BE KICK-ASS.
916
00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:20,641
IT'S GOTTA COME OFF
AS ENERGETIC,
917
00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:22,600
VIGOROUS, POPULAR,
918
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:26,604
AND HE NEEDS A MESSAGE
THAT'S TOP-NOTCH.
919
00:43:28,301 --> 00:43:30,695
TATIANA WANTS TO KNOW
WHY HER FATHER NEEDS A MASSAGE
920
00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:33,088
TO LOOK MORE VIGOROUS
AND ENERGETIC.
921
00:43:33,132 --> 00:43:37,702
NO, NO.NOT MASSAGE. MESSAGE.
WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAYS.
922
00:43:37,745 --> 00:43:40,618
[ Felix translates ]
923
00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:44,578
[ laughing ]
924
00:43:48,538 --> 00:43:50,932
"MESSAGE" DOESN'T EXIST
IN, UH, RUSSIAN.
925
00:43:50,976 --> 00:43:53,152
IT'S REALLY HARD
TO TRANSLATE.
926
00:43:53,195 --> 00:43:55,545
WELL, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.
927
00:43:55,589 --> 00:43:56,982
HERE, HERE, FORGET THE WORD.
WORD ISN'T IMPORTANT.
928
00:43:57,025 --> 00:43:58,505
LET ME JUST SHOW YOU
WHAT I MEAN.
929
00:43:58,548 --> 00:43:59,941
LOOK AT ZYUGANOV'S
NOMINATION SPEECH.
930
00:43:59,985 --> 00:44:01,551
NOW, THAT'S FIERY,
IT'S CONTAGIOUS,
931
00:44:01,595 --> 00:44:03,902
AND HE'S GOT
THINGS TO SAY.
932
00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:05,555
SLOW DOWN REFORM,
QUASH THE CHECHENS,
933
00:44:05,599 --> 00:44:06,818
DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH.
934
00:44:06,861 --> 00:44:09,516
THE GUY MAY BE A COMMIE,
BUT HE'S GOT A MESSAGE.
935
00:44:09,559 --> 00:44:11,431
THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.
936
00:44:11,474 --> 00:44:13,346
Dick: YOU SEE, UNLIKE
MOST INCUMBENTS,
937
00:44:13,389 --> 00:44:15,522
YOUR FATHER CAN'T RUN
ON HIS PAST RECORD,
938
00:44:15,565 --> 00:44:19,439
BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF VOTERS
VIEW HIM AS A CORRUPT BUMBLER,
939
00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:22,485
SO HE HAS TO, UH, INSTEAD
RUN ON PROMISES
940
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:24,618
AND THE SHORTCOMINGS
OF THE OTHER CANDIDATE.
941
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,707
Joe: BASED ON OUR RESEARCH,
THE PRESIDENT'S BEEN SPENDING
942
00:44:26,751 --> 00:44:28,666
TOO MUCH TIME BICKERING
WITH OTHER DEMOCRATS,
943
00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:30,363
ESSENTIALLY GIVING THEM
CREDIBILITY.
944
00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:32,452
HE SHOULD START
ATTACKING ZYUGANOV,
945
00:44:32,495 --> 00:44:35,455
AND PRESENT HIMSELF
AS THE MAIN ALTERNATIVE.
946
00:44:35,498 --> 00:44:40,068
ATTACK ZYUGANOV.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ATTACK"?
947
00:44:40,112 --> 00:44:42,244
NOT-- NOT PHYSICALLY.
NOT PHYSICALLY.
948
00:44:42,288 --> 00:44:44,943
NO, HE'S GOTTA
NEGATIVE-CAMPAIGN HIM,
949
00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:48,076
WITH TRUTH SQUADS
AND TV SPOTS AND SOUND BITES.
950
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,992
TRUTH SQUADS?
PLEASE EXPLAIN.
951
00:44:51,036 --> 00:44:53,734
OH, TRUTH-- TRUTH SQUADS
ARE, UM, HECKLERS
952
00:44:53,778 --> 00:44:55,605
SENT TO
YOUR OPPONENT'S RALLIES
953
00:44:55,649 --> 00:44:57,999
TO CHALLENGE AND BOO,
DISRUPT.
954
00:44:58,043 --> 00:45:00,785
Joe: DID YOU GUYS WATCH
THE FIRST CLINTON CAMPAIGN?
955
00:45:00,828 --> 00:45:04,527
ANYWAY, THEY, UH, DRESSED
THIS GUY UP IN A CHICKEN OUTFIT,
956
00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:05,964
CHICKEN GEORGE,
THEY CALLED HIM,
957
00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:08,531
AND BASICALLY CHICKEN GEORGE
WOULD FOLLOW BUSH AROUND
958
00:45:08,575 --> 00:45:11,534
AND HECKLE HIM,
BECAUSE HE WON'T DEBATE. SO...
959
00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:14,581
BUT THAT'S UNFAIR.
960
00:45:14,624 --> 00:45:16,322
WHAT?
961
00:45:16,365 --> 00:45:20,239
[ laughs ] TATIANA,
IT WORKS.
962
00:45:20,282 --> 00:45:22,458
HMM.
963
00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:24,634
YOU CALL THIS...
964
00:45:24,678 --> 00:45:25,810
TRUTH SQUADS?
965
00:45:25,853 --> 00:45:27,028
TRUTH SQUADS.
966
00:45:27,072 --> 00:45:28,421
YES.
967
00:45:28,464 --> 00:45:31,424
PAPA WILL NOT USE
THIS KIND OF TACTICS.
968
00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:36,690
WE MAY STOP ARGUING
WITH THE DEMOCRATS.
969
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,431
...NEGATIVE CAMPAIGN.
970
00:45:38,474 --> 00:45:40,868
WE WON'T HAVE
A NEGATIVE CAMPAIGN.
971
00:45:40,912 --> 00:45:42,522
WE WON'T.
WHAT'LL WE HAVE?
972
00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:44,829
A POSITIVE CAMPAIGN.
973
00:45:46,439 --> 00:45:48,789
YOU SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT RUNNING ON PROMISES.
974
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:55,143
SO, JUST GIVE US
THE SIX BULLET POINTS
975
00:45:55,187 --> 00:45:58,146
SO WE CAN ALL
GO TO BED.
976
00:45:58,190 --> 00:46:02,368
WHAT, UH,
SIX BULLET POINTS?
977
00:46:02,411 --> 00:46:05,632
SIX OR SEVEN OR WHATEVER.
978
00:46:05,675 --> 00:46:08,156
SOME POINTS THAT HE
COULD ADDRESS IN THE SPEECH.
979
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,550
OKAY, YOU KNOW,
I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE
980
00:46:10,593 --> 00:46:13,248
A QUICK BATHROOM BREAK.
TWO MINUTES, OKAY?
981
00:46:13,292 --> 00:46:17,122
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
ALSO. SAME HERE.
982
00:46:17,165 --> 00:46:18,688
JOE?
983
00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:20,386
I DON'T HAVE TO GO.NOW.
984
00:46:20,429 --> 00:46:23,389
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
985
00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:28,829
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
986
00:46:28,873 --> 00:46:30,439
OKAY, OKAY,
LET'S RECAP.
987
00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:33,442
ONE, WE WERE ALONE
WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT
THE SIX BULLET POINTS,
988
00:46:33,486 --> 00:46:35,227
TWO, NOBODY
WAS TAKING ANY NOTES,
989
00:46:35,270 --> 00:46:37,838
AND, THREE, THE ONLY
POSSIBLE EXPLANATION IS
THAT WE'RE BEING BUGGED.
990
00:46:37,882 --> 00:46:40,536
AS USUAL, I'VE ENJOYED
THE STATISTICAL ANALYSIS, JOE.
991
00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:42,234
NOW I'M GONNA GO
AND PACK.
992
00:46:42,277 --> 00:46:44,018
NO, WHY? SO THEY'RE BUGGING.
SO WHAT?
993
00:46:44,062 --> 00:46:45,454
WHAT'VE WE GOT TO HIDE?
994
00:46:45,498 --> 00:46:47,674
EXACTLY. EXACTLY.
WHY SPY ON US, RIGHT?
995
00:46:47,717 --> 00:46:49,371
THEY'RE PAYING US
FOR OUR IDEAS.
996
00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:50,851
DICK, THEY BUG
EVERYONE HERE.
997
00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:52,635
IT'S TRADITION.
CONSIDER YOURSELF
CULTURALLY ENRICHED.
998
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:53,636
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
999
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,073
EXCEPT I'M TRYING
TO REMEMBER,
1000
00:46:55,116 --> 00:46:56,422
DID THEY OVERHEAR ANYTHING?
1001
00:46:56,465 --> 00:46:58,859
DID WE SAY ANYTHING BAD
ABOUT YELTSIN?
1002
00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:01,731
YOU KNOW,
I THINK-- I THINK...
1003
00:47:01,775 --> 00:47:04,343
I THINK I CALLED
HIM A PUTZ.
1004
00:47:04,386 --> 00:47:06,345
[ chuckles ] YOU DIDN'T.I THINK SO.
1005
00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:08,913
HEY! MAYBE THEY DON'T
KNOW WHAT "PUTZ" MEANS.
1006
00:47:08,956 --> 00:47:12,481
MAYBE WE CAN TELL THEM
IN AMERICA IT MEANS
"GREAT PRESIDENT."
1007
00:47:12,525 --> 00:47:14,266
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE BACK.
1008
00:47:14,309 --> 00:47:18,444
Dick: NOW... THIS KICKOFF SPEECH
HAS TO BE DIFFERENT
1009
00:47:18,487 --> 00:47:20,185
THAN ANYTHING
HE'S EVER DONE BEFORE.
1010
00:47:20,228 --> 00:47:22,404
LET'S BRING HIM IN THROUGH
THE BACK OF THE AUDITORIUM,
1011
00:47:22,448 --> 00:47:24,885
WHERE HE PARTS THE CROWD
LIKE IT'S THE RED SEA.
1012
00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:26,539
YEAH, AND THE CROWD
IS GOING NUTS!
1013
00:47:26,582 --> 00:47:28,454
THEY'RE EXCITED. THEY'RE
POUNDING HIM ON THE BACK.
1014
00:47:28,497 --> 00:47:30,412
YOU STATION YOUR PEOPLE
THROUGHOUT, YOU KNOW,
1015
00:47:30,456 --> 00:47:33,502
TO LEAD THE CROWD, CHEERING,
JUMPING UP, APPLAUDING.
1016
00:47:33,546 --> 00:47:34,852
THAT'S RIGHT,
AND HE'S MOVING ALONG.
1017
00:47:34,895 --> 00:47:36,549
HE'S SHAKING HANDS.
HE'S PRESSING THE FLESH.
1018
00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,638
LIKE KENNEDY,
HE'S REACHING OUT.
HE'S SQUEEZING HARD.
1019
00:47:38,681 --> 00:47:40,074
AND BABIES.
HE'S GOTTA KISS BABIES.
1020
00:47:40,118 --> 00:47:42,033
IF IT'S UNDER THREE,
HE'S GOTTA KISS IT.
1021
00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:43,338
YEAH, ON THE FOREHEAD.
1022
00:47:43,382 --> 00:47:44,905
FOREHEAD'S BETTER THAN CHEEKS.
I DON'T KNOW.
1023
00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:47,212
George: RIGHT, RIGHT,
AND THEN HE HITS THE STAGE,
1024
00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:48,822
AND HE'S SURROUNDED
BY FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
1025
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,476
LOTS OF LOVE,
LOTS OF SUPPORT.
1026
00:47:50,519 --> 00:47:51,738
AND HE'S SMILING.
1027
00:47:51,781 --> 00:47:53,609
SMILING FOR HIM
IS GONNA BE VERY IMPORTANT.
1028
00:47:53,653 --> 00:47:56,438
NOW, THE SPEECH.
SHORT! MAXIMUM, 20 MINUTES.
1029
00:47:56,482 --> 00:47:59,528
AND HE NEEDS
TO BE SOBER.
1030
00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:10,104
SIXTY-SIX PERCENT THINK
HE DRINKS TOO MUCH, SO...
1031
00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:19,113
PERHAPS WE SHOULD SCHEDULE
THE SPEECH EARLY IN THE DAY.
1032
00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:22,160
EXACTLY.
GOOD IDEA.
1033
00:48:22,203 --> 00:48:25,119
[ vacuum cleaner whining ]
1034
00:48:41,657 --> 00:48:43,616
[ applause ]
1035
00:48:45,879 --> 00:48:47,707
THEY LOOK FUCKING COMATOSE.
1036
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:50,101
CAN YOU BLAME THEM?
IT'S LIKE WATCHING A CORPSE.
1037
00:48:50,144 --> 00:48:51,537
SHH, THEY COULD
BE LISTENING.
1038
00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:53,147
[ chuckles ]
CLEARLY THEY'RE NOT.
1039
00:48:53,191 --> 00:48:56,150
CLEARLY THEY HAVEN'T HEARD
A FUCKING WORD WE SAID!
1040
00:48:56,194 --> 00:48:57,717
LOOK! LOOK AT THIS.
1041
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,589
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE APPLAUDING
FOR LETTING THEM BE CORRUPT.
1042
00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:02,461
THEY'RE APPLAUDING
BECAUSE IT'S OVER.
1043
00:49:02,504 --> 00:49:04,028
THREE HOURS
AND 46 MINUTES!
1044
00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:05,507
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
1045
00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:07,640
HOW DOES SOMEONE TALK
FOR THREE HOURS
AND 46 MINUTES?
1046
00:49:07,683 --> 00:49:09,990
IT'S GOTTA BE SOME KIND OF
WORLD RECORD OF TALKING.
1047
00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:11,209
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED?
1048
00:49:11,252 --> 00:49:12,993
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
WHAT HAPPENED?
1049
00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:14,560
Dick: WE ARE SO SCREWED.
1050
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:20,000
PAPA'S ADVISORS WERE AGAINST
USING PHONY AMERICAN TRICKS.
1051
00:49:20,044 --> 00:49:23,961
PHONY TRICKS? LIKE,
WHAT KIND OF PHONY TRICKS?
1052
00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:27,486
LIKE SMILING
IS A PHONY TRICK?
1053
00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:31,272
THEY ADVISED HIM THAT
SMILING WOULD SEEM WEAK,
1054
00:49:31,316 --> 00:49:33,187
MAKE HIM SEEM WEAK.
1055
00:49:33,231 --> 00:49:35,668
RUSSIAN PEOPLE
WANT HIM TO BE...
1056
00:49:35,711 --> 00:49:37,496
MORE STAR-LIKE.
1057
00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:40,673
ACCORDING TO OUR POLLS,
THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE
DON'T WANT HIM AT ALL.
1058
00:49:42,892 --> 00:49:45,504
BUT THE SPEECH WAS
A SUCCESS, NO?
1059
00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:47,201
...SIX POINTS.
1060
00:49:47,245 --> 00:49:49,421
THE SIX POINTS
YOU SUGGESTED.
1061
00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:51,814
NO, TATIANA, HE DIDN'T
MAKE A SINGLE POINT.
1062
00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:53,816
I CAN PROVE IT TO YOU.
1063
00:49:55,818 --> 00:49:59,953
[ speaking Russian ]
1064
00:50:04,305 --> 00:50:06,307
THIS GRAPH HERE CORRESPONDS
TO THE DIALS
1065
00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:08,309
IN FRONT OF EACH
OF THE PARTICIPANTS.
1066
00:50:08,353 --> 00:50:10,094
THEY TURN IT TO THE RIGHT,
1067
00:50:10,137 --> 00:50:11,965
AND THE WAVE GOES UP,
YOU SEE?
1068
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:13,662
THEY SEE SOMETHING
THEY DON'T LIKE,
1069
00:50:13,706 --> 00:50:15,447
THEY TURN THE DIAL
TO THE LEFT,
1070
00:50:15,490 --> 00:50:16,665
AND THE GRAPH GOES DOWN.
1071
00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:18,537
GOT IT?MM-HMM.
1072
00:50:20,582 --> 00:50:22,802
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET MOVING.
1073
00:50:32,681 --> 00:50:36,250
George: SPORTS IS GOOD.
1074
00:50:36,294 --> 00:50:37,643
ALL THIS ACTIVITY.
1075
00:50:37,686 --> 00:50:40,689
EVERYBODY LIKES SPORTSMEN.
1076
00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:42,822
SEE THAT? BUT LOOK.
1077
00:50:42,865 --> 00:50:44,650
LOOK AT THIS,
WHEN HE LOOKS MEAN,
1078
00:50:44,693 --> 00:50:47,740
THEY DON'T LIKE IT.
THEY DON'T LIKE THAT.
1079
00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:52,658
Translator: THEY LIKE IT.
THEY LIKE IT WHEN HE SMILES.
1080
00:50:52,701 --> 00:50:54,703
THEY LIKE IT
WHEN HE SMILES. I KNOW.
1081
00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:56,488
NOW, HERE. WATCH THIS.
THE SPEECH.
1082
00:50:56,531 --> 00:51:00,883
SEE THAT? NEGATIVE.
IT'S NEGATIVE ENTIRELY.
1083
00:51:00,927 --> 00:51:03,103
ALL THE WAY THROUGH,
NEGATIVE.
1084
00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:04,974
[ sighs ]
1085
00:51:05,018 --> 00:51:07,629
YOU WERE RIGHT.
THEY HATED IT.
1086
00:51:07,673 --> 00:51:09,675
THEY HATED IT,
I KNOW. I KNOW.
1087
00:51:11,633 --> 00:51:12,765
THIS IS AMAZING.
1088
00:51:12,808 --> 00:51:15,724
ISN'T IT? I KNOW.
1089
00:51:15,768 --> 00:51:17,552
WHAT DO YOU CALL
THIS MACHINE?
1090
00:51:17,596 --> 00:51:21,513
OH, THIS IS THE, UM,
PERCEPTION ANALYZER.
1091
00:51:22,688 --> 00:51:25,125
PERCEPTION ANALYZER.
1092
00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:28,346
[ continues in Russian ]
1093
00:51:28,389 --> 00:51:31,610
IT'S LIKE YOU PUT
YOUR FEELINGS ON SCREEN.
1094
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,397
YEAH, YEAH.[ clears throat ]
1095
00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:37,703
UM...
1096
00:51:37,746 --> 00:51:38,878
[ clears throat ]
1097
00:51:43,709 --> 00:51:46,103
I'LL TELL PAPA
TO SMILE MORE.
1098
00:51:49,062 --> 00:51:50,368
MM. OH, OH.
1099
00:51:50,411 --> 00:51:53,588
WHAT DO YOU WANT FIRST,
A SHOWER OR A CIGARETTE?
1100
00:51:53,632 --> 00:51:56,374
GEORGE, DID IT OCCUR TO YOU
THAT SHE IS THE DAUGHTER
1101
00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:57,679
OF THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT?
1102
00:51:57,723 --> 00:51:59,246
REALLY? GEE, THANKS
FOR THE INFO.
1103
00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:00,726
HERE'S SOMETHING
FOR BOTH OF YOU.
1104
00:52:00,769 --> 00:52:02,336
YOU'RE ASSHOLES, OKAY?
1105
00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:04,773
TATIANA. TATIANA.
IT'S NOT JUST THE SMILING.
1106
00:52:04,817 --> 00:52:08,386
HE'S GOT TO TOTALLY DROP
THE WHOLE CZAR, UH, CHARACTER.
1107
00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:11,215
NO MORE SPEECHES.
MORE WALK, LESS TALK.
1108
00:52:11,258 --> 00:52:13,652
THAT'S MY MOTTO.
WHAT HE NEEDS IS PHOTO OPS.
1109
00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:15,958
LIKE, MAYBE HE
SHOULD PLANT SOME TREES.
1110
00:52:16,002 --> 00:52:17,873
TREES?
[ chuckles ]
1111
00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:19,353
WHY TREES?
1112
00:52:19,397 --> 00:52:21,616
OH, RUSSIAN PEOPLE
LIKE TREES, DON'T THEY?
1113
00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:24,097
YOU KNOW, IT SHOWS
HE CAN ROLL HIS SLEEVES UP
1114
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:26,839
AND DIG IN AND, YOU KNOW,
HE CARES ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT,
1115
00:52:26,882 --> 00:52:29,233
NOT AFRAID TO GET DIRTY,
AND THAT HE LIKES
1116
00:52:29,276 --> 00:52:30,669
BEING OUT AMONGST
THE PEOPLE.
1117
00:52:30,712 --> 00:52:31,757
NYET...
1118
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,628
PAPA DOESN'T LIKE
TO BE AMONG PEOPLE.
1119
00:52:33,672 --> 00:52:35,674
HE'S AFRAID
OF BEING BOOED.
1120
00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:38,503
AFRAID OF BEING BOOED?
1121
00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:41,201
OH, WELL, THAT'S FINE.
1122
00:52:41,245 --> 00:52:42,681
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST
GET ADVANCEMENT
1123
00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:45,379
TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE
MORE PEOPLE CHEERING
THAN BOOING.
1124
00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:46,989
THEY DROWN OUT THOSE BOOS.
THAT'S--
1125
00:52:47,033 --> 00:52:48,513
ADVANCEMENT?
1126
00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:50,602
PLEASE EXPLAIN
ADVANCEMENT.
1127
00:52:51,951 --> 00:52:53,561
ADVANCEMENT.
1128
00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:57,870
OKAY. ADVANCEMENT, UH,
GO EVERYWHERE YOU FATHER GOES,
1129
00:52:57,913 --> 00:52:59,698
BUT THEY GO THERE FIRST.
1130
00:52:59,741 --> 00:53:02,483
LIKE, LET'S SAY HE GOES OUT
TO A PUBLIC PLACE,
1131
00:53:02,527 --> 00:53:05,617
LIKE A PARK OR A KINDERGARTEN
OR, YOU KNOW, A FACTORY.
1132
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,271
ADVANCEMENT, UH, YOU KNOW,
1133
00:53:07,314 --> 00:53:09,403
MAKES SURE THAT THE LOCALS
GET A PAID DAY OFF
1134
00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:11,318
AND A YELTSIN POSTER
IN THEIR HANDS.
1135
00:53:11,362 --> 00:53:13,538
THEY GREET HIM, YOU KNOW,
WHENEVER HE SHOWS UP.
1136
00:53:13,581 --> 00:53:15,148
YOU KNOW, THEY GATHER
A CROWD UP
1137
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,454
AND SHOW THEM
WHERE TO STAND,
1138
00:53:16,497 --> 00:53:17,933
AND TEACH 'EM HOW TO SPONTANEOUSLY,
1139
00:53:17,977 --> 00:53:20,327
SO TO SPEAK, CHEER AND WAVE AND ALL.
1140
00:53:20,371 --> 00:53:22,634
THEY GET SOME LOCAL KIDS, OR, IF THEY'RE LUCKY,
1141
00:53:22,677 --> 00:53:24,026
A SCHOOL BAND.
1142
00:53:24,070 --> 00:53:25,811
YOU KNOW, MAKE IT EXCITING.
1143
00:53:25,854 --> 00:53:28,030
NOW, AS FOR THE TREE,
FOR INSTANCE, ADVANCEMENT
1144
00:53:28,074 --> 00:53:30,207
THEY PICK THE RIGHT TREE FOR HIM...
1145
00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:32,165
NOT TOO BIG THAT HE CAN'T LIFT IT.
1146
00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:33,558
NOT TOO MANY BRANCHES--
THEY COVER HIS FACE.
1147
00:53:33,601 --> 00:53:35,124
YOU KNOW, AND THEY DIG THE RIGHT HOLE FOR HIM,
1148
00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:36,648
PICK THAT PERFECT TREE, ETCETERA, ETCETERA.
1149
00:53:36,691 --> 00:53:39,346
SO, ANYWAY, THEIR MAIN JOB,
OF COURSE, IS TO BE
1150
00:53:39,390 --> 00:53:42,523
COMPLETELY INCONSPICUOUS,
TO MAKE IT LOOK UNREHEARSED
AND UNPLANNED.
1151
00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:46,658
THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT LOOK LARGELY AS IF THEY'RE NOT THERE.
1152
00:53:46,701 --> 00:53:48,355
ADVANCEMENT.
1153
00:53:53,404 --> 00:53:55,623
[ cheering ]
1154
00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:57,669
♪ ALL MY LOVE
1155
00:53:57,712 --> 00:54:00,062
♪ ALL MY LOVE, MY DARLING
1156
00:54:00,106 --> 00:54:04,284
♪ I WILL GIVE TO YOU
1157
00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:06,852
♪ LOVE ME SWEET AND TENDER
1158
00:54:06,895 --> 00:54:08,506
[ speaks Russian ]
1159
00:54:08,549 --> 00:54:11,683
♪ DARLING, I LOVE YOU
1160
00:54:11,726 --> 00:54:13,772
George: HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO.
1161
00:54:13,815 --> 00:54:15,687
AH. AH!
1162
00:54:15,730 --> 00:54:17,297
HE DID IT.
1163
00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:19,821
[ chuckles ] THE YANKEES
SAY PLANT A TREE,
1164
00:54:19,865 --> 00:54:22,607
AND BINGO, THE RULER
OF THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE
PLANTS A TREE!
1165
00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:25,653
THIS PARTICULAR BRONZE BOMBER
IS TICKLED PINK.
1166
00:54:25,697 --> 00:54:27,655
CONGRATS, COMRADES.DINK.
1167
00:54:27,699 --> 00:54:29,614
COMRADE.CONGRATS.
1168
00:54:29,657 --> 00:54:31,790
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
DICK, DOES THIS MAKE UP
1169
00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:33,835
FOR NOT WRITING
THE STATE OF THE UNION?
1170
00:54:33,879 --> 00:54:37,361
WELL, NOT REALLY,
BUT IT'S PRETTY DAMN CLOSE.
1171
00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:38,971
[ chuckles ]
1172
00:54:40,059 --> 00:54:43,105
OOH, OH! UP THREE POINTS
OVERNIGHT.
1173
00:54:43,149 --> 00:54:45,586
HE SHOULD PLANT
MORE TREES.
1174
00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:47,719
HE SHOULD?MORE TREES?
1175
00:54:47,762 --> 00:54:51,026
YOU WANT HIM TO PLANT
A TREE EVERY DAY?
1176
00:54:51,070 --> 00:54:53,115
YES, YES, MORE THAN ONE
IF HE CAN.
1177
00:54:53,159 --> 00:54:55,596
IF IT'S NOT PLANTED,
PLANT IT!
1178
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,468
[ both laughing ]
1179
00:54:57,511 --> 00:54:58,904
YEAH, OH.
1180
00:54:58,947 --> 00:55:00,688
SPASIBO.
1181
00:55:00,732 --> 00:55:02,690
[ Tatiana speaking Russian ]
1182
00:55:02,734 --> 00:55:04,910
Translator: MANY TOP
CAMPAIGN PEOPLE ARE MOVING HERE,
1183
00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:07,216
TO THE TENTH FLOOR
BELOW US.
1184
00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:09,871
THEY ARE TURNING THEM
INTO CAMPAIGN OFFICES.
1185
00:55:09,915 --> 00:55:12,613
DON'T THEY
TRUST US?
1186
00:55:12,657 --> 00:55:14,659
OH, NO! NO.
1187
00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:18,706
AS WE SAY, SUCCESS
IS CONTAGIOUS.
1188
00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:20,926
EVERYONE WANTS
TO BE CLOSE TO US.
1189
00:55:20,969 --> 00:55:23,232
AS WE SAY, UH,
SET A MEETING.
1190
00:55:23,276 --> 00:55:25,626
NO, NO. NO MEETINGS.
NO MEETINGS!
1191
00:55:25,670 --> 00:55:27,280
IT'S TOO RISKY.
1192
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:30,979
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU MEET
CLOSE TO THE PRESIDENT,
1193
00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:34,679
THE MORE WE INCREASE
THE RISK OF LEAKS.
1194
00:55:36,724 --> 00:55:40,075
FROM NOW ON, ALL YOUR IDEAS
MUST BE IN WRITING
1195
00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:41,686
FOR THE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS.
1196
00:55:41,729 --> 00:55:44,993
BUT-- BUT THE MEMOS
HAVE TO BE SENT
1197
00:55:45,037 --> 00:55:48,040
ADDRESSED
"FROM US TO YOU."
1198
00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,521
NO NAMES.
NO NAMES! SECURITY.
1199
00:55:50,564 --> 00:55:52,261
FELIX.
1200
00:55:55,395 --> 00:55:58,746
FROM US TO YOU.
1201
00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:03,142
UH, BASICALLY,
THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY
1202
00:56:03,185 --> 00:56:06,406
DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER
OUT CAMPAIGNING.
1203
00:56:06,450 --> 00:56:10,018
RAISA GORBACHEV,
P.R. DISASTER.
1204
00:56:10,062 --> 00:56:12,456
HILARY... NO GREAT SHAKES
HERE, EITHER.
1205
00:56:12,499 --> 00:56:14,501
WHAT THE NUMBERS DO SUGGEST
IS THEY'D LIKE
1206
00:56:14,545 --> 00:56:17,548
TO SEE HER INVOLVED
IN CHARITY WORK.
1207
00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:20,725
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
1208
00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:22,683
DEPENDS. WHY?
1209
00:56:22,727 --> 00:56:24,076
WELL, YOU'D BETTER START.
1210
00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:25,991
CHURCH IS TESTING
SUPER HIGH,
1211
00:56:26,034 --> 00:56:28,254
HIGHER THAN SHOWBIZ
OR INTELLIGENTSIA.
1212
00:56:28,297 --> 00:56:31,823
LET'S RECOMMEND
THE ENDORSEMENT FROM HIM...
1213
00:56:31,866 --> 00:56:33,477
TO THEM.
1214
00:56:41,049 --> 00:56:44,052
[ honking ]
1215
00:56:44,096 --> 00:56:45,706
[ shouting ]
1216
00:56:49,623 --> 00:56:51,799
WHAT'S HOLDING THIS UP?
WHAT'S THE DELAY?
1217
00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:53,584
THIS IS A MAFIA HIT.
1218
00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:56,064
HEAD OF BIG
TELEVISION STATION.
1219
00:56:56,108 --> 00:56:58,458
SHOT IN THE HEAD.
MIDDLE OF STREET.
1220
00:56:58,502 --> 00:56:59,633
THE BODY'S JUST
LYING THERE.
1221
00:56:59,677 --> 00:57:02,331
BLOOD ALL OVER.REALLY?
1222
00:57:04,290 --> 00:57:06,684
JOE, YEAH, UH, WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME WE DID
1223
00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:09,338
A "FROM US TO YOU"
ON THE MAFIA?
1224
00:57:09,382 --> 00:57:10,818
Y-YES, WE'RE STILL
AGAINST IT.
1225
00:57:10,862 --> 00:57:13,647
BORIS SHOULD TAKE
THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE STAND.
1226
00:57:13,691 --> 00:57:17,085
BY THE WAY, TELL TATIANA
THERE'S A BIG JOB OPENING
AT A TV STATION.
1227
00:57:17,129 --> 00:57:18,652
MAYBE SHE CAN PULL
SOME STRINGS
1228
00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:20,698
AND GET SOMEBODY
WHO SUPPORTS BORIS.
1229
00:57:20,741 --> 00:57:21,699
YEAH. OKAY.
1230
00:57:23,091 --> 00:57:25,442
TRAGIC, ISN'T IT,
THESE PEOPLE?
1231
00:57:25,485 --> 00:57:26,878
THEY FOUGHT IN WWII.
1232
00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:29,054
THEY WORKED SO HARD
ALL THEIR LIVES,
1233
00:57:29,097 --> 00:57:30,708
AND NOW LOOK AT THEM.
1234
00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:33,624
THEY'RE FORCED TO SELL
THEIR WAR MEDALS TO SURVIVE.
1235
00:57:33,667 --> 00:57:35,669
THAT IS TRAGIC.
1236
00:57:35,713 --> 00:57:37,584
YELTSIN'S GOTTA DO SOMETHING
FOR THESE PEOPLE.
1237
00:57:39,978 --> 00:57:41,370
YEP, HE SHOULD.
1238
00:57:41,414 --> 00:57:42,807
THERE'S NOT MUCH
HE CAN DO.
1239
00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:44,896
THE 60+ HAVE EVERY REASON
TO GO COMMIE.
1240
00:57:44,939 --> 00:57:46,985
LIFE SAVINGS HAVE BEEN
WIPED OUT BY INFLATION.
1241
00:57:47,028 --> 00:57:49,509
THEIR PENSIONS ARE WORTHLESS,
IF THEY GET THEM.
1242
00:57:49,553 --> 00:57:52,251
TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
THEY'RE NOT REALLY EQUIPPED
TO COPE WITH CAPITALISM.
1243
00:57:52,294 --> 00:57:55,384
I MEAN, THERE'S NOT A LOT WE CAN
SAY TO CHANGE ANY OF THAT.
1244
00:57:55,428 --> 00:57:56,821
YOU KNOW, EXCEPT
THAT MAYBE, UH...
1245
00:57:56,864 --> 00:57:59,650
YELTSIN AND HIS REFORMS
WILL BE GOOD
1246
00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:01,608
FOR THE FUTURE
OF THEIR CHILDREN?
1247
00:58:01,652 --> 00:58:04,176
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
WE SHOULD TEST THAT.
1248
00:58:04,219 --> 00:58:06,526
"VOTE YELTSIN FOR
THE SAKE OF YOUR CHILDREN."
1249
00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:07,658
I'M GONNA CALL VASSO.
1250
00:58:25,414 --> 00:58:27,591
OH, BROTHER JOE,
BROTHER DICK.
1251
00:58:27,634 --> 00:58:29,854
WE'S IN DOUBLE DIGITS, BABY.
1252
00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:33,422
[ chuckles ] I GUESS THAT PUTS
US ON TOP OF THE DEMOCRAT PILE.
1253
00:58:33,466 --> 00:58:35,207
POOR OLD GURINOVSKI
IS GONNA HAVE
1254
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,644
TO PUT OFF
HIS INVASION OF ALASKA.
1255
00:58:37,688 --> 00:58:40,908
IT DOESN'T HURT
THAT THE RUSSKY PRESS
DID A COMPLETE U-TURN.
1256
00:58:40,952 --> 00:58:44,042
WHEN WE FIRST GOT HERE,
WE COULDN'T FIND
A POSITIVE STORY ON BORIS,
1257
00:58:44,085 --> 00:58:45,913
AND NOW WE CAN'T FIND
A NEGATIVE ONE.
1258
00:58:45,957 --> 00:58:47,349
THEY CAN SEE
THE NUMBERS.
1259
00:58:47,393 --> 00:58:49,482
YELTSIN'S THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN BEAT ZYUGANOV,
1260
00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:52,180
AND, BELIEVE ME, THEY KNOW
WHICH SIDE THEIR BREAD'S
BUTTERED ON.
1261
00:58:52,224 --> 00:58:53,791
IF THE COMMUNISTS WIN,
THEIR LITTLE TRYST
1262
00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:55,706
WITH FREEDOM
OF THE PRESS IS KAPUT.
1263
00:58:55,749 --> 00:58:58,752
YEAH. WHAT A WAY TO RUN
A CAMPAIGN, WITH THE PRESS
IN YOUR POCKET!
1264
00:58:58,796 --> 00:59:00,449
ARE WE GOOD,
OR ARE WE GOOD?
1265
00:59:00,493 --> 00:59:02,234
I'D SAY
WE ARE VERY GOOD.
1266
00:59:02,277 --> 00:59:06,586
PLUS, IT DOESN'T HURT
TO HAVE THE UNLIMITED
RESOURCES OF DON LUGOV.
1267
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:07,587
SALUD.
1268
00:59:15,987 --> 00:59:17,379
HERE'S THE DEAL.
1269
00:59:17,423 --> 00:59:19,947
I'VE BEEN TRACKING
THIS RUSSIAN COMPANY, LUKOIL.
1270
00:59:19,991 --> 00:59:22,559
ON WALL STREET,
IT'S 24 A SHARE,
1271
00:59:22,602 --> 00:59:24,604
WHICH IS
WAY, WAY UNDERVALUED
1272
00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:27,085
BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S JITTERY
ABOUT THE ELECTION.
1273
00:59:27,128 --> 00:59:29,914
YOU SEE, IF BORIS LOSES,
THE COMMUNISTS DEPRIVATIZE
1274
00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:31,872
THE OIL INDUSTRY,
AND LUKOIL IS DEAD.
1275
00:59:31,916 --> 00:59:34,527
BUT IF HE WINS, PSHEW.
1276
00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,050
HOW MUCH?
1277
00:59:36,094 --> 00:59:37,661
MODEST ESTIMATE?
1278
00:59:37,704 --> 00:59:39,663
THE STOCK QUADRUPLES
IN THE FIRST WEEK.
1279
00:59:39,706 --> 00:59:40,707
WHOA, BABY.NO SHIT.
1280
00:59:40,751 --> 00:59:42,666
OOH.NO SHIT, WOW.
1281
00:59:42,709 --> 00:59:44,668
WOW.
1282
00:59:44,711 --> 00:59:48,802
SO. ANYBODY
CALLING THEIR BROKERS?
1283
00:59:49,977 --> 00:59:51,936
WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
FUCK NO.
1284
00:59:51,979 --> 00:59:53,938
YEAH. JUST THOUGHT
I'D MENTION IT.
1285
00:59:53,981 --> 00:59:56,244
[ bells tolling ]
1286
00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:58,507
Joe: WELL, THIS IS FUN.
1287
00:59:58,551 --> 01:00:03,208
WE ARE STARING AT
THE VIRTUAL CORPSE OF COMMUNISM.
1288
01:00:03,251 --> 01:00:05,645
Dick: I WISH. COMMUNISM'S
ALIVE AND WELL
1289
01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:07,691
AND KICKING OUR BUTTS
AT THE POLLS.
1290
01:00:07,734 --> 01:00:09,301
PAPA'S TOPPED OUT.
1291
01:00:09,344 --> 01:00:11,477
THE COMMIES HAVEN'T
GIVEN UP ANY GROUND.
1292
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,174
FUCKING NONE.
1293
01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:16,656
WELL, IT WOULD HELP
IF TATIANA WOULD LET US
GO NEGATIVE, GEORGE.
1294
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:19,703
OR IF SHE COULD CONVINCE
THAT PUTZ TO DO SOME TV ADS.
1295
01:00:19,746 --> 01:00:22,531
MM, NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
I'VE TALKED TO HER
A BAZILLION TIMES.
1296
01:00:22,575 --> 01:00:25,056
I HAVE MET 12-YEAR-OLD CHILDREN
LESS NAIVE THAN HER.
1297
01:00:25,099 --> 01:00:26,666
SHE'S NOT NAIVE.
1298
01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:30,235
SHE'S, UH,
SHE'S AN IDEALIST.
1299
01:00:30,278 --> 01:00:32,367
TOUCHING.
1300
01:00:32,411 --> 01:00:35,066
WHATEVER SHE IS,
I JUST HOPE WE CAN CHANGE IT.
1301
01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:36,981
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M THINKING?
1302
01:00:37,024 --> 01:00:38,678
THIS MIGHT BE
A GOOD TIME
1303
01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:40,506
FOR YOU TO CALL
YOUR PAL MORRIS.
1304
01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:42,508
WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
WHAT FOR?
1305
01:00:42,551 --> 01:00:44,292
TATIANA'S NEVER
GONNA CONVINCE PAPA.
1306
01:00:44,336 --> 01:00:45,685
WE GOTTA GET
TO HIM SOMEHOW.
1307
01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,731
WHO'S THE MOST
INFLUENTIAL GUY
YOU KNOW?
1308
01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:50,342
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, JOE,
I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
1309
01:00:50,385 --> 01:00:52,083
I'M NOT CALLING MORRIS
FOR ANY FAVORS.
1310
01:00:52,126 --> 01:00:55,303
FAVORS? NO, NO, NO.
YOU'D BE DOING HIM
A GREAT BIG FAVOR.
1311
01:00:55,347 --> 01:00:57,654
IF RUSSIA SUDDENLY
GOES RED IN JUNE,
1312
01:00:57,697 --> 01:00:59,743
HIS GUY'S DEAD IN THE WATER
COME NOVEMBER.
1313
01:00:59,786 --> 01:01:01,048
WHY? WHAT?NO. NO.
1314
01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:03,572
COME ON, DICK, YOU KNOW
MORRIS OWES YOU.
1315
01:01:03,616 --> 01:01:06,663
Receptionist: MR. MORRIS,
DICK DRESNER ON LINE TWO.
1316
01:01:08,012 --> 01:01:09,883
DICK! GOOD TO HEAR
FROM YOU, BUDDY.
1317
01:01:09,927 --> 01:01:11,363
HOW'S THE WEATHER
IN MOSCOW?
1318
01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:13,495
YOU KNOW WHERE I AM?
1319
01:01:13,539 --> 01:01:15,715
YEAH, I GOT ME
A MAGIC MIRROR.
1320
01:01:15,759 --> 01:01:17,456
LISTEN, BILL THINKS
IT'S EXTRA BITCHING
1321
01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:18,892
YOU'RE THERE DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
1322
01:01:18,936 --> 01:01:20,546
HE DOES?
1323
01:01:20,589 --> 01:01:25,116
WELL... HOW WOULD HE FEEL ABOUT
MAKING A LONG-DISTANCE CALL
1324
01:01:25,159 --> 01:01:29,163
TO, UH, LEND
A GENTLE GUIDING HAND TO BORIS
1325
01:01:29,207 --> 01:01:31,775
AS HE TAKES HIS FIRST STEPS
TOWARDS DEMOCRACY?
1326
01:01:31,818 --> 01:01:34,647
OH, I THINK HE'D
BE TICKLED PINK.
1327
01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:36,083
I'LL TELL HIM
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
1328
01:01:36,127 --> 01:01:38,695
YOU GIVE ME THE LAUNDRY LIST,
AND I'LL FLUFF AND FOLD.
1329
01:01:53,057 --> 01:01:56,234
THEY KNEW WE WERE HERE.
HOW THE HELL DID THEY KNOW?
1330
01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:57,931
YOU KNOW, SURE THEY KNEW.
1331
01:01:57,975 --> 01:02:00,064
WE WERE DUMB
TO THINK THEY WOULDN'T.
1332
01:02:10,552 --> 01:02:13,512
WHEN FELIX SAID
WE WERE "HIGHLY RECOMMENDED,"
1333
01:02:13,555 --> 01:02:17,908
HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK
HE MEANT?
1334
01:02:22,434 --> 01:02:23,783
[ ding ]
1335
01:02:23,827 --> 01:02:25,872
PLEASE. SIT.
1336
01:02:35,926 --> 01:02:38,624
PAPA SAID YES.
1337
01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:45,631
WE WILL DO
THE TELEVISION ADS.
1338
01:02:45,674 --> 01:02:49,287
I DON'T KNOW WHY
HE CHANGED HIS MIND.
1339
01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:53,334
HE WAS
SO AGAINST IT.
1340
01:02:53,378 --> 01:02:56,250
LET'S FILM YELTSIN
FOR, UH, A COUPLE HOURS
1341
01:02:56,294 --> 01:02:58,818
AT A TIME OVER THE COURSE
OF, LIKE, SEVEN DAYS.
1342
01:02:58,862 --> 01:03:02,996
UM, MAKE SURE HE'S WELL-RESTED,
LOTS OF REHEARSAL.
1343
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,999
WE JUST NEED
FIVE-SECOND SOUND BITES.
1344
01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:09,307
UM... YOU KNOW, HE SHOULD
BE WALKING--
1345
01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:11,875
WALKING, YOU KNOW,
THROUGH A CROWD,
1346
01:03:11,918 --> 01:03:13,877
THROUGH THE WOODS.
1347
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,922
OR DANCING.
MAYBE HE'S--
1348
01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:18,664
MAYBE HE'S, YOU KNOW,
DANCING ON A STAGE.
1349
01:03:18,707 --> 01:03:21,667
[ polka plays ]
1350
01:03:42,644 --> 01:03:46,126
[ phone ringing ]
1351
01:03:55,396 --> 01:03:58,835
HELLO? HEY, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD,
YOU KNOW, REALLY GOOD.
1352
01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:01,838
WHO'S THIS? MY NAME'S DYLAN.
I'M CALLING FROM VIRGINIA.
1353
01:04:01,881 --> 01:04:05,493
UH, IF YOU'VE GOT A MINUTE, WE COULD TALK. WON'T TAKE LONG.
1354
01:04:05,537 --> 01:04:07,191
OH, JEEZ, I'M SORRY.
1355
01:04:07,234 --> 01:04:09,802
THIS ISN'T THE BEST TIME
TO TALK... OR PLACE.
1356
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:11,891
UNDERSTOOD. WE JUST WANT
TO LET YOU KNOW
1357
01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:15,155
EVERYONE AT THE COMPANY IS
ROOTING FOR YOU AND YOUR TEAM.
1358
01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:17,854
WE ARE, HOWEVER, CONCERNED
ABOUT THE LOSS SCENARIO.
1359
01:04:17,897 --> 01:04:20,247
PER OUR SOURCES,
ZYUGANOV HAS COME UP WITH
1360
01:04:20,291 --> 01:04:23,120
A SECRET MAXIMUM PLAN
HE'LL IMPLEMENT IF HE WINS.
1361
01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:24,904
WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS EXACTLY,
1362
01:04:24,948 --> 01:04:26,993
BUT IT CAN'T POSSIBLY
BE GOOD FOR US.
1363
01:04:27,037 --> 01:04:29,300
SO, GOOD LUCK,
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK,
1364
01:04:29,343 --> 01:04:31,911
AND WE'LL BE WATCHING.
1365
01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:34,479
[ singing in Russian ]
1366
01:04:38,265 --> 01:04:40,354
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
1367
01:04:40,398 --> 01:04:42,748
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1368
01:04:42,791 --> 01:04:45,142
CI-FUCKING-A.
1369
01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:48,014
IS THERE ANYBODY
WHO DOESN'T KNOW WE'RE HERE?
1370
01:04:48,058 --> 01:04:49,842
I'M TELLING YOU,
WHEN I REALIZED
1371
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,932
WHO IT WAS, YOU KNOW,
I HAD A HEART ATTACK.
1372
01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:56,066
YOU KNOW,
THEY OVERHEAR THAT,
1373
01:04:56,109 --> 01:04:57,894
THEY THINK
WE'RE SPIES...
1374
01:04:57,937 --> 01:04:59,939
"WE'LL BE WATCHING YOU"?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
1375
01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:01,854
HOW? HOW? WATCHING WHAT?
1376
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,682
IT'S JUST THE WAY
SPOOKS TALK.
1377
01:05:03,725 --> 01:05:07,512
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW
IS WHAT'S THIS SECRET
MAXIMUM PLAN DEAL,
1378
01:05:07,555 --> 01:05:09,688
AND HOW COME WE NEVER
HEARD ABOUT THAT?
1379
01:05:09,731 --> 01:05:11,777
WOULDN'T BE A SECRET
IF WE'D HEARD ABOUT IT.
1380
01:05:11,820 --> 01:05:13,735
I HEAR ABOUT IT.
1381
01:05:13,779 --> 01:05:15,650
GIVE ME A DRINK.
I TELL YOU.
1382
01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:20,960
HELP YOURSELF. SPASIBO.
1383
01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:22,831
A DRUNK ELVIS IMPERSONATOR
1384
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,790
TOLD US ABOUT ZYUGANOV'S
SECRET MAXIMUM PLAN.
1385
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:27,097
MM, IN A NUTSHELL,
THE PINKOS WANNA TAKE
1386
01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:29,273
THE COUNTRY BACK
TO THE DARK AGES,
1387
01:05:29,316 --> 01:05:31,362
OLD USSR BORDERS,
1388
01:05:31,405 --> 01:05:33,625
RENATIONALIZED ECONOMY,
1389
01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:36,367
AND A VIGOROUS PROSECUTION
OF THE REFORMISTS.
1390
01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:38,369
OF COURSE,
IT'S JUST A RUMOR,
1391
01:05:38,412 --> 01:05:39,631
BUT RUSSIANS
ARE PRETTY PARANOID.
1392
01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:42,982
IF IT LEAKS, ZYUGANOV
MAY LOSE A VOTE OR TWO,
1393
01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:46,812
SO WE'VE GOTTA LEAK IT
LIKE CRAZY, OF COURSE.
1394
01:05:46,855 --> 01:05:49,858
Receptionist: MR. MORRIS,
IT'S DICK DRESNER.
1395
01:05:49,902 --> 01:05:52,035
HEY, DICK, MY GUY'S
HEADED YOUR WAY.
1396
01:05:52,078 --> 01:05:54,124
YEAH, WE HAVE
AN OPPORTUNITY HERE.
1397
01:05:54,167 --> 01:05:56,213
HE CAN GIVE YOUR GUY
A FEW POINTERS.
1398
01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:58,476
NOBODY EVER ACCUSED HIM
OF BEING "SLICK BORIS."
1399
01:05:58,519 --> 01:06:00,826
WHATEVER YOU WANT MY GUY TO SAY, HE'LL SAY IT.
1400
01:06:00,869 --> 01:06:02,306
SEND A MEMO.
1401
01:06:05,874 --> 01:06:07,964
Clinton: FIRST, LET ME THANK
PRESIDENT YELTSIN
1402
01:06:08,007 --> 01:06:09,835
FOR INITIATING
AND THEN HOSTING
1403
01:06:09,878 --> 01:06:11,837
YESTERDAY'S
NUCLEAR SUMMIT.
1404
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,493
IT IS FITTING THAT THIS SUMMIT
WAS HELD IN MOSCOW.
1405
01:06:15,536 --> 01:06:18,017
FOR THREE YEARS, THE PRESIDENT
AND I HAVE WORKED TOGETHER
1406
01:06:18,061 --> 01:06:20,846
IN TRYING TO MAKE
THE WORLD A SAFER PLACE
1407
01:06:20,889 --> 01:06:25,764
BY REDUCING THE NUCLEAR THREAT
THAT ALL OUR CITIZENS FACE.
1408
01:06:25,807 --> 01:06:27,940
WE WORK HARD TO TAKE DOWN
THE OLD BARRIERS
1409
01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:29,594
TO TRADE
AND TO INVESTMENT.
1410
01:06:29,637 --> 01:06:31,857
THANKS TO PRESIDENT YELTSIN'S
LEADERSHIP,
1411
01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:35,730
60% OF RUSSIA'S ECONOMY IS NOW IN THE HANDS OF ITS PEOPLE,
1412
01:06:35,774 --> 01:06:37,732
NOT THE STATE.
1413
01:06:37,776 --> 01:06:41,693
INFLATION HAS BEEN CUT;
DEMOCRACY IS TAKING HOLD.
1414
01:06:41,736 --> 01:06:44,130
SINCE 1993, TRADE BETWEEN THE UNITED STATES
1415
01:06:44,174 --> 01:06:47,655
AND RUSSIA IS UP 65%,
1416
01:06:47,699 --> 01:06:51,050
AND THE U.S. IS NOW THE LARGEST FOREIGN INVESTOR...
1417
01:06:51,094 --> 01:06:52,443
"...IN THIS
GREAT NATION."
1418
01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:53,835
...IN THIS GREAT NATION.
1419
01:06:53,879 --> 01:06:55,576
Joe: HOW'D HE DO?
1420
01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:57,926
WELL, LET'S SEE.
1421
01:06:57,970 --> 01:07:01,713
HAS TO BE PATIENT
WITH REFORMS, CHECK.
1422
01:07:01,756 --> 01:07:03,106
CONGRATULATE
ON THE BEGINNING
1423
01:07:03,149 --> 01:07:05,064
OF THE PULLOUT
FROM CHECHNYA, CHECK.
1424
01:07:05,108 --> 01:07:08,067
COMPLIMENT ON THE PRIVATIZATION
OF THE ECONOMY, CHECK.
1425
01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:10,809
ONE ABOUT ZYUGANOV'S
MAXIMUM PLAN, CHECK.
1426
01:07:10,852 --> 01:07:12,941
I MEAN, BULL'S EYE, BOYS.
1427
01:07:12,985 --> 01:07:14,726
HE COVERED PRACTICALLY
EVERYTHING IN OUR MEMO.
1428
01:07:14,769 --> 01:07:16,336
[ laughing ]
1429
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:18,469
UH, NOTE FOR ANOTHER BOOK:
1430
01:07:18,512 --> 01:07:20,514
TWO PRESIDENTS
SELL OUT THE INTERESTS
1431
01:07:20,558 --> 01:07:21,776
OF THEIR OWN COUNTRIES
1432
01:07:21,820 --> 01:07:24,040
IN ORDER TO GET
EACH OTHER REELECTED.
1433
01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,954
I WANT A PIECE
OF THAT BOOK.
1434
01:07:25,998 --> 01:07:28,609
AMEN.[ phone ringing ]
1435
01:07:29,741 --> 01:07:31,743
HELLO? IT'S VASSO.
1436
01:07:31,786 --> 01:07:34,876
YEAH. THE NUMBERS ARE WAY UP.
1437
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,878
REALLY? I'LL FAX YOU THE DETAILS.
1438
01:07:36,922 --> 01:07:38,619
THAT'S GREAT. ALL RIGHT. BYE.
1439
01:07:38,663 --> 01:07:39,968
SPASIBO,VASSO.
1440
01:07:40,012 --> 01:07:41,231
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1441
01:07:41,274 --> 01:07:42,667
PRELIMS ARE STARTING
TO COME IN.
1442
01:07:42,710 --> 01:07:44,712
APPARENTLY, THE RUSSIANS
LOVE THE SUMMIT.
1443
01:07:44,756 --> 01:07:46,192
PAPA'S NUMBERS ARE UP BIG.
1444
01:07:46,236 --> 01:07:48,368
HE AND ZYUGANOV
ARE ALMOST NECK AND NECK.
1445
01:07:48,412 --> 01:07:50,675
WOW.CALL ME CRAZY, GUYS,
1446
01:07:50,718 --> 01:07:54,809
BUT, UM, WE MAY
ACTUALLY WIN THIS THING.
1447
01:07:54,853 --> 01:07:57,203
HI, FRANK?
GEORGE GORTON HERE.YEAH, STAN? DICK DRESNER.
1448
01:07:57,247 --> 01:08:00,119
[ chatter ]
1449
01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:02,382
UH, NOTHING EVER CHANGES
HERE IN SACRAMENTO.
YOU KNOW THAT.
1450
01:08:02,426 --> 01:08:03,601
I'VE, UH, BEEN
ON VACATION.
1451
01:08:03,644 --> 01:08:05,429
LOOK, I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT A STOCK.
1452
01:08:05,472 --> 01:08:06,821
CALLED, UH, LUKOIL.
1453
01:08:06,865 --> 01:08:08,432
THAT'S RIGHT,
LIKE SKYWALKER.
1454
01:08:08,475 --> 01:08:09,955
UH, HOW MUCH?
1455
01:08:09,998 --> 01:08:10,999
UH, 500.
1456
01:08:11,043 --> 01:08:12,479
I'M A LITTLE SHORT
OF CASH, I KNOW.
1457
01:08:12,523 --> 01:08:13,741
EVERYTHING I GOT
IN THE ACCOUNT.
1458
01:08:13,785 --> 01:08:15,352
OKAY.
1459
01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:17,441
GREAT.
THANKS.
1460
01:08:17,484 --> 01:08:19,965
[ phones beeping ]
1461
01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:36,808
George: WOW, LOOK AT THIS.
1462
01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:39,158
SOSKOVETS FINALLY
MAKING AN APPEARANCE.
1463
01:08:39,202 --> 01:08:41,160
Dick: WHO ARE
THE OTHER TWO WISE MEN?
1464
01:08:41,204 --> 01:08:43,554
THE GUY WITH THE COMBOVER'S
ALEXANDER KORZHAKOV,
1465
01:08:43,597 --> 01:08:46,774
FORMER KGB GENERAL AND, UH,
PAPA'S NEW HEAD OF SECURITY.
1466
01:08:46,818 --> 01:08:49,125
HE'S, UH, ALSO
HIS MAIN CONFIDANTE,
1467
01:08:49,168 --> 01:08:51,214
TENNIS PARTNER,
DRINKING BUDDY.
1468
01:08:51,257 --> 01:08:52,911
THE OTHER GUY,
THAT'S MIKHAIL BARSUKOV.
1469
01:08:52,954 --> 01:08:54,608
CHIEF OF SECRET POLICE.
1470
01:08:54,652 --> 01:08:56,175
YOU'RE
A SCARY MAN, JOE.
1471
01:08:56,219 --> 01:08:58,917
NOT AS SCARY AS THOSE GUYS.
WHAT DO THEY WANT WITH US?
1472
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:00,962
I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE COMING TO SEE YOU.
1473
01:09:01,006 --> 01:09:04,662
I JUST, UH, THINK THEY'RE
GOING TO THE TENTH FLOOR.
1474
01:09:04,705 --> 01:09:06,490
TO SEE THE CAMPAIGN MANAGERS?
WHY? HOW COME?
1475
01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:08,753
[ sighs ] WHO IS TO KNOW?
1476
01:09:08,796 --> 01:09:11,103
BULLSHIT, FELIX.
YOU IS TO KNOW.
1477
01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:12,713
ME? I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING.
1478
01:09:12,757 --> 01:09:15,412
OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL US, TOO,
1479
01:09:15,455 --> 01:09:17,414
OR I'M GONNA MARCH OVER
TO TATIANA'S OFFICE
1480
01:09:17,457 --> 01:09:19,851
AND TELL HER THAT YOU'RE
PLOTTING SOMETHING
BEHIND HER BACK.
1481
01:09:21,113 --> 01:09:23,159
ENOUGH OF THIS BALONEY.
I WANT THE TRUTH.
1482
01:09:23,202 --> 01:09:24,725
WHAT IS GOING ON?
1483
01:09:24,769 --> 01:09:27,554
OKAY. OKAY.
1484
01:09:27,598 --> 01:09:30,209
SOSKOVETS,
KORZHAKOV, BARSUKOV,
1485
01:09:30,253 --> 01:09:32,298
THEY'RE KNOWN
AS THE PARTY OF WAR.
1486
01:09:32,342 --> 01:09:33,995
I HOPE THAT'S
A LOOSE TRANSLATION.
1487
01:09:34,039 --> 01:09:36,694
NO, NO, NO, THOSE ARE
THE GUYS THAT PUSHED
YELTSIN INTO CHECHNYA.
1488
01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:38,478
THAT'S CORRECT.
IF THEY ALL CAME HERE,
1489
01:09:38,522 --> 01:09:39,871
THAT MEANS THEY'RE
VERY WORRIED.
1490
01:09:39,914 --> 01:09:41,742
WHAT ABOUT?
WE'RE DOING GOOD.
1491
01:09:41,786 --> 01:09:43,048
WE'RE KICKING BUTT.
1492
01:09:43,091 --> 01:09:44,354
THAT'S WHY
THEY'RE WORRIED.
1493
01:09:44,397 --> 01:09:46,486
THEY WANT TO CANCEL
THE ELECTION.
1494
01:09:46,530 --> 01:09:47,748
WHAT?
WHAT?
1495
01:09:47,792 --> 01:09:50,142
THEY THINK IT'S TOO RISKY
TO HAVE ONE.
1496
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,796
BUT YELTSIN'S
PROBABLY GONNA WIN.
1497
01:09:51,839 --> 01:09:53,406
THEY DON'T WANT
HIM TO WIN?
1498
01:09:53,450 --> 01:09:55,539
NO, THEY WOULD LOVE IT
IF HE WON.
1499
01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:57,671
IT'S THE "PROBABLY" PART
THAT THEY CAN'T AFFORD,
1500
01:09:57,715 --> 01:09:59,630
BECAUSE,
IF THE COMMUNISTS WIN,
1501
01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:02,110
THEY LOSE EVERYTHING--
THEIR POWER,
1502
01:10:02,154 --> 01:10:04,330
THEIR STOLEN FORTUNES,
MAYBE THEIR LIVES.
1503
01:10:04,374 --> 01:10:05,853
THAT'S WHY THEY WANT
TO CANCEL.
1504
01:10:05,897 --> 01:10:07,855
WELL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
YOU DON'T CANCEL
AN ELECTION.
1505
01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:09,292
IT'S NOT
A DENTIST APPOINTMENT.
1506
01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:10,684
WAIT A MINUTE.
BACK UP.
1507
01:10:10,728 --> 01:10:11,642
SOSKOVETS
HIRED US.
1508
01:10:11,685 --> 01:10:13,600
WHY WOULD HE SPEND
ALL THAT MONEY
1509
01:10:13,644 --> 01:10:15,036
IF HE JUST WANTED
TO CANCEL?
1510
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,647
YELTSIN WORSHIPS
ALL THINGS AMERICAN.
1511
01:10:16,690 --> 01:10:19,432
THE PARTY OF WAR ASSUMED
THAT YOU WOULD TAKE ONE LOOK
1512
01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:22,174
THE NUMBERS AND CONVINCE HIM
THAT HE HAS NO CHANCE.
1513
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,741
PRETTY GOOD ASSUMPTION.
1514
01:10:23,784 --> 01:10:25,786
THEY DIDN'T COUNT ON US
TURNING IT AROUND,
1515
01:10:25,830 --> 01:10:27,484
THEY DIDN'T COUNT ON
TATIANA GETTING INVOLVED,
1516
01:10:27,527 --> 01:10:29,660
AND I BET YOU ANYTHING
THEY DIDN'T COUNT ON
OUR NUMBERS GOING UP.
1517
01:10:29,703 --> 01:10:31,227
AND THEY STILL DON'T THINK
WE CAN DO IT.
1518
01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:34,708
YOU, MY FRIENDS, HAVE BECOME
A MAJOR NUISANCE FOR THEM.
1519
01:10:34,752 --> 01:10:38,712
Dick: AND LUGOV'S
INVOLVED TOO, RIGHT?
1520
01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:40,845
OH...THANK YOU, FELIX.
THANKS FOR WARNING US.
1521
01:10:40,888 --> 01:10:44,327
I'M SORRY, MY FRIEND.
FOR THOSE PEOPLE...
1522
01:10:44,370 --> 01:10:46,677
YOU KNOW, THE KGB
NEVER WENT AWAY.
1523
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:49,419
THEY JUST CHANGED
THE NAME ON THE DOOR.
1524
01:10:49,462 --> 01:10:51,899
I WOULD REALLY WATCH
MY BACK IF I WERE YOU.
1525
01:10:51,943 --> 01:10:53,205
WHO'S GONNA
WATCH YOURS?
1526
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,294
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO BROUGHT US HERE.
1527
01:10:55,338 --> 01:10:57,775
IT WASN'T ME.
I'M JUST A MIDDLE MAN.
1528
01:10:57,818 --> 01:10:59,864
TONIGHT, I'M GETTING
ON A PLANE.
1529
01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:01,561
BACK TO SAUSALITO.
1530
01:11:01,605 --> 01:11:03,433
GOT SOME BUSINESS
TO ATTEND TO.
1531
01:11:03,476 --> 01:11:04,825
I'LL BET.
1532
01:11:04,869 --> 01:11:06,262
George: SUCH BULLSHIT.
1533
01:11:06,305 --> 01:11:08,307
WE WERE HIRED
TO DUMP THE ELECTION!
1534
01:11:08,351 --> 01:11:10,962
I-IT'S LIKE OLIVER STONE.
PHOOEY.
1535
01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:12,877
SOSKOVETS SAID
IT HIMSELF.
1536
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:15,923
"IF YOU THINK
HE'LL LOSE, LET US KNOW
SO WE CAN TAKE STEPS."
1537
01:11:15,967 --> 01:11:17,403
IT MAKES
PERFECT SENSE, GEORGE.
1538
01:11:17,447 --> 01:11:19,013
WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE UP TO,
BUT WE'RE PROFESSIONALS.
1539
01:11:19,057 --> 01:11:21,102
WE'RE AMERICAN CITIZENS.
IF THEY WANNA TAKE STEPS,
LET 'EM.
1540
01:11:21,146 --> 01:11:23,409
WELL, THAT'S GREAT,
GEORGE. IN CASE
YOU HADN'T NOTICED,
1541
01:11:23,453 --> 01:11:24,889
THEY'RE CALLED
THE PARTY OF WAR,
1542
01:11:24,932 --> 01:11:27,892
NOT THE PARTY OF PEACE
OR FRIENDSHIP OR BROTHERHOOD.
1543
01:11:27,935 --> 01:11:29,110
PARTY OF WAR!
1544
01:11:29,154 --> 01:11:30,373
I THINK THAT'S A NICKNAME.
1545
01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:31,809
YEAH, LIKE SON OF SAM
IS A NICKNAME.
1546
01:11:31,852 --> 01:11:33,419
I SAY WE GET
THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
1547
01:11:33,463 --> 01:11:35,291
DICK, DICK, THIS IS HISTORY
IN THE MAKING!
1548
01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:37,205
WE'RE RIGHT SMACK
IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
1549
01:11:37,249 --> 01:11:39,686
IT'S OUR BIG COMEBACK,
AND AS LONG AS THE NUMBERS
ARE CLIMBING,
1550
01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,471
THE PARTY OF WAR
HAS NO CARDS.
1551
01:11:41,514 --> 01:11:42,907
IF THE NUMBERS
STOP CLIMBING...
1552
01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:45,344
IF THEY STOP, WE DUMP LUKOIL
AND RUN AS FAST AS WE CAN.
1553
01:11:45,388 --> 01:11:47,085
AS LONG AS WE KEEP SHOWING
YELTSIN GOOD NUMBERS,
1554
01:11:47,128 --> 01:11:48,913
THEY HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO STAY BEHIND US.
1555
01:11:48,956 --> 01:11:50,784
WHICH IS WHERE THEY'RE
GONNA HAVE TO BE
1556
01:11:50,828 --> 01:11:52,873
TO DO WHAT THEY'RE
GONNA DO TO US.
1557
01:12:03,493 --> 01:12:05,146
LOOK AT THIS.
1558
01:12:05,190 --> 01:12:06,887
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
1559
01:12:11,196 --> 01:12:13,024
"MOSCOW MYSTERY.
1560
01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:15,766
"GOP CIRCLES SWIRL
WITH THE RUMOR
1561
01:12:15,809 --> 01:12:17,463
"THAT CALIFORNIA
GOVERNOR WILSON'S
1562
01:12:17,507 --> 01:12:19,030
"FORMER CAMPAIGN MANAGER,
GEORGE GORTON,
1563
01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:22,686
IS HELPING YELTSIN'S
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
IN RUSSIA."
1564
01:12:22,729 --> 01:12:26,777
MM. THAT'S WHAT RUMORS DO.
THEY SWIRL.
1565
01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:28,735
CALL THE WALL STREET
JOURNAL.
1566
01:12:28,779 --> 01:12:30,737
CALL THEM AND SAY
IT'S NOT TRUE.
1567
01:12:30,781 --> 01:12:34,088
NO. CAN'T DO THAT.
NEVER LIE TO THE PRESS.
1568
01:12:34,132 --> 01:12:35,655
YOU MISLEAD THEM.
1569
01:12:35,699 --> 01:12:38,092
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT IF THIS BREAKS
IN MOSCOW,
1570
01:12:38,136 --> 01:12:39,877
THEN YOU'LL BE GONE
IN THREE SECONDS,
1571
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,661
AND YELTSIN WILL
DENY YOUR EXISTENCE.
1572
01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:42,967
WHAT DO YOU
MEAN, "DENY"?
1573
01:12:43,010 --> 01:12:45,012
GONE, UH,
GONE HOW?
1574
01:12:45,056 --> 01:12:47,667
WELL, GONE, UNLESS
YOU FIND A WAY
1575
01:12:47,711 --> 01:12:49,408
TO CONTROL
AMERICAN PRESS.
1576
01:12:49,452 --> 01:12:50,670
CONTROL THE
AMERICAN PRESS?
1577
01:12:50,714 --> 01:12:52,498
SURE, PIECE
OF CAKE, ANDREI.
1578
01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:55,414
[ phone ringing ]
1579
01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:01,072
YEAH.
1580
01:13:01,115 --> 01:13:02,856
DICK, THAT YOU?
1581
01:13:04,815 --> 01:13:05,859
WHO'S THIS?
1582
01:13:05,903 --> 01:13:07,731
I'LL BE DAMNED,
IT IS YOU.
1583
01:13:07,774 --> 01:13:09,820
WHAT YOU DOING
IN MOSCOW, DICK?
1584
01:13:09,863 --> 01:13:12,518
CALL ME BACK
ON MY CELL.
1585
01:13:14,085 --> 01:13:15,695
COME HERE.
COME HERE, COME HERE.
1586
01:13:15,739 --> 01:13:16,653
WHAT?
1587
01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:17,958
OKAY.
1588
01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:20,439
HERE'S THE BAD NEWS FIRST.
1589
01:13:20,483 --> 01:13:23,094
MICHAEL KRAMER
HAS TRACKED US DOWN.
1590
01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:24,661
OHH...
WHAT?
1591
01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:26,532
TIME MAGAZINE?
1592
01:13:26,576 --> 01:13:29,274
LOOK, I'VE KNOWN KRAMER
FOR A LONG TIME.
1593
01:13:29,317 --> 01:13:31,624
HE MUST'VE READ THAT PIECE
IN THE JOURNAL
1594
01:13:31,668 --> 01:13:34,105
AND FIGURED I WAS
IN MOSCOW, TOO.FOR GOD'S SAKE...
1595
01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:37,804
BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.
HE MAY BE WILLING TO MAKE
A DEAL WITH US.
1596
01:13:37,848 --> 01:13:39,023
TH-THAT'S
THE GOOD NEWS?
1597
01:13:39,066 --> 01:13:40,807
WE CAN'T
TALK TO HIM!
1598
01:13:40,851 --> 01:13:42,983
LUGOV FINDS OUT,
THEN IT'S GOOD-BYE,
1599
01:13:43,027 --> 01:13:44,811
GONE, WE'RE DENIED
OUR EXISTENCE.
1600
01:13:44,855 --> 01:13:46,900
HE NEVER DID SAY
HOW WE'D BE GOING--
1601
01:13:46,944 --> 01:13:48,772
BY LAND, BY SEA,
OR BY BULLET.
1602
01:13:48,815 --> 01:13:50,251
IF WE DON'T DEAL
WITH HIM,
1603
01:13:50,295 --> 01:13:52,036
HE'S GONNA DIG AROUND
ON HIS OWN,
1604
01:13:52,079 --> 01:13:53,733
HE'S GONNA TELL
THE STORY ANYWAY,
1605
01:13:53,777 --> 01:13:55,213
AND WE'RE REALLY
GONNA BE SCREWED.
1606
01:13:55,256 --> 01:13:56,954
WELL, I GUESS
THIS IS IT, THEN.
1607
01:13:56,997 --> 01:13:58,695
WE GET OUT NOW.
1608
01:13:58,738 --> 01:14:01,654
WE GET OUR PASSPORTS
SOMEHOW AND...
1609
01:14:01,698 --> 01:14:04,091
[ sighs ] THAT'S IT.
1610
01:14:04,135 --> 01:14:05,702
FLEE.
1611
01:14:09,053 --> 01:14:12,317
KRAMER DID MENTION
THE COVER.
1612
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,972
THE COVER
OF TIME MAGAZINE.
1613
01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:16,974
MM-HMM.
1614
01:14:19,629 --> 01:14:21,413
I SAY WE--BETTER MEET
WITH HIM.
1615
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,632
TOMORROW,
YEAH.
1616
01:14:24,634 --> 01:14:26,505
SO, THE, UH...
1617
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:28,333
WE'RE GONNA GO ON
A LITTLE WALK.
1618
01:14:28,376 --> 01:14:30,509
ALONE? NYET.
NOT ADVISED.
1619
01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,468
NO, NO, NO.
WE'LL BE OKAY.
1620
01:14:32,511 --> 01:14:34,121
THANK YOU.
THANKS ANYWAY.
1621
01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:49,659
DON'T HEAR
ANY GUNFIRE.
1622
01:14:49,702 --> 01:14:51,791
WE COULD'VE BEEN
GOING OUT EVERY NIGHT!
1623
01:15:13,770 --> 01:15:15,772
HEY, THERE HE IS.
THERE HE IS.
1624
01:15:15,815 --> 01:15:16,903
JESUS.
1625
01:15:16,947 --> 01:15:19,297
BE CASUAL
AND DON'T STAND
IN OUR WAY.
1626
01:15:19,340 --> 01:15:21,081
HEY, GUYS.WHY IS HE STANDING UP?
1627
01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:22,692
DEMONSTRATING
CASUAL.
1628
01:15:22,735 --> 01:15:24,781
A, UH, LITTLE
CALIFORNIA DREAMING?
1629
01:15:24,824 --> 01:15:26,478
LISTEN, WE GOT FIVE MINUTES.
1630
01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,654
WE'RE UNDER STRICT ORDERS
NOT TO TALK TO THE MEDIA.
1631
01:15:28,698 --> 01:15:30,700
OH, THAT MUST BE
PAINFUL FOR YOU.
1632
01:15:30,743 --> 01:15:31,831
OOH, WHAT?
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
1633
01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:32,832
DAH DAH DAH!
1634
01:15:32,876 --> 01:15:34,660
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?WHAT?
1635
01:15:34,704 --> 01:15:36,140
WE'RE BEING WATCHED.
1636
01:15:36,183 --> 01:15:37,881
BY WHO?
1637
01:15:37,924 --> 01:15:40,666
THE CIA, THE KGB,
THE SECRET POLICE,
1638
01:15:40,710 --> 01:15:42,450
THE MAFIA, THE COMMUNISTS,
THE CAPITALISTS,
1639
01:15:42,494 --> 01:15:45,279
PARTY OF WAR, EVEN
OUR OWN BODYGUARDS. EVERYONE.
1640
01:15:45,323 --> 01:15:48,021
THEY'RE ALL
WATCHING YOU?
1641
01:15:48,065 --> 01:15:50,850
YEAH, IT'S
A THEORY, YEAH.
1642
01:15:50,894 --> 01:15:52,504
NOW, GIVE IT BACK.
1643
01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:54,027
UNDER THE TABLE.
UNDER THE TABLE.
1644
01:15:58,728 --> 01:16:02,166
OKAY, LOOK, I'M GONNA
NEED EVERYTHING, OKAY?
1645
01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:03,863
THE DATES, THE WHOS,
1646
01:16:03,907 --> 01:16:05,038
THE HOWS,
THE HOW OFTENS.
1647
01:16:05,082 --> 01:16:06,605
WELL, FIRST YOU
GOTTA GUARANTEE US
1648
01:16:06,649 --> 01:16:07,911
THAT YOU'RE NOT
GONNA RUN ANYTHING
1649
01:16:07,954 --> 01:16:09,869
UNTIL AFTER
THE ELECTION,
OR WE'RE DEAD MEAT.
1650
01:16:09,913 --> 01:16:11,741
ARE YOU SURE THERE'S
GONNA BE AN ELECTION?
1651
01:16:11,784 --> 01:16:13,612
HELL, YEAH.
WE'LL MAKE SURE THERE'S ONE.
1652
01:16:13,656 --> 01:16:14,831
AND WE'RE GONNA WIN.
1653
01:16:14,874 --> 01:16:16,310
IF WE DON'T,
WE'LL GIVE YOU
1654
01:16:16,354 --> 01:16:18,399
SIX BULLET POINTS
AS TO WHY WE DIDN'T.
1655
01:16:18,443 --> 01:16:20,488
YOU GUYS ARE AWARE
THAT THE UNIVERSE SPINS
1656
01:16:20,532 --> 01:16:22,795
WITHOUT YOUR INPUT,
AREN'T YOU?
1657
01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:28,627
DICK SAID YOU
MENTIONED THE COVER.
1658
01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:29,933
UH, YEAH,
THAT DEPENDS.
1659
01:16:29,976 --> 01:16:31,151
ON WHAT?
1660
01:16:31,195 --> 01:16:32,370
ON WHAT?
1661
01:16:32,413 --> 01:16:34,590
I WANT AN EXCLUSIVE.
1662
01:16:35,765 --> 01:16:36,983
OKAY. DONE.ALL RIGHT.
1663
01:16:37,027 --> 01:16:38,419
WHAT ELSE?
SECOND OF ALL?
1664
01:16:38,463 --> 01:16:40,508
AND I NEED VERIFICATION.
I MEAN, NO OFFENSE,
1665
01:16:40,552 --> 01:16:42,902
BUT I CAN'T RUN THE STORY
ON JUST YOUR SAY-SO.
1666
01:16:42,946 --> 01:16:44,774
WHAT? WHAT KIND
OF VERIFICATION?
1667
01:16:44,817 --> 01:16:47,211
I WANT TO SEE YOUR OFFICES
AT THE PRESIDENT.
1668
01:16:47,254 --> 01:16:48,691
Joe: NO, NO.
FORGET IT, NO.
1669
01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:50,649
REMIND ME TO LAUGH
AT THAT ONE LATER.
1670
01:16:50,693 --> 01:16:52,172
MICHAEL, MICHAEL, WE'RE SCARED
TO BE THERE OURSELVES.
1671
01:16:52,216 --> 01:16:53,826
YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY'D DO TO US
1672
01:16:53,870 --> 01:16:55,872
IF THEY CAUGHT US
SNEAKING IN A REPORTER?NO, WHAT?
1673
01:16:55,915 --> 01:16:58,222
ACTUALLY, WE DON'T
KNOW, EITHER.
1674
01:16:58,265 --> 01:17:00,528
IT'S NOT GOOD.
1675
01:17:00,572 --> 01:17:02,879
HEY, LOOK, GUYS,
I BELIEVE YOU.
1676
01:17:02,922 --> 01:17:04,968
OKAY, I REALLY DO.
I BELIEVE YOU GUYS.
1677
01:17:05,011 --> 01:17:08,972
BUT IT'S VERY SIMPLE--
NO PROOF, NO PUDDING.
1678
01:17:18,938 --> 01:17:20,897
NOW, UH, CAN WE, UH--
1679
01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:22,463
THIS GUY'S
A FRIEND OF OURS.
1680
01:17:22,507 --> 01:17:24,552
HI.MIKE, IF YOU CAN JUST--
1681
01:17:24,596 --> 01:17:26,119
YOU KNOW "FRIEND"?
1682
01:17:26,163 --> 01:17:28,426
FRIEND, HOW DO YOU SAY
"FRIEND" PORRUSSKY?
1683
01:17:28,469 --> 01:17:30,080
DROOG.
1684
01:17:30,123 --> 01:17:32,822
YEAH, I THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY
SAID IN CLOCKWORK ORANGE.
1685
01:17:32,865 --> 01:17:34,824
YEAH, KUBRICK.
DA. DA. DA. DROOG.
1686
01:17:34,867 --> 01:17:38,654
VERY NICE.OH, HE SPEAKS-- AND YOU
SPEAK A LITTLE ENGLISH!
1687
01:17:41,831 --> 01:17:42,788
[ ding ]
1688
01:17:52,058 --> 01:17:53,364
[ phone ringing ]
1689
01:17:53,407 --> 01:17:54,670
HELLO.
1690
01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:56,106
COME ON UP.
COAST IS CLEAR.
1691
01:17:56,149 --> 01:17:57,411
HERE WE COME.
1692
01:17:57,455 --> 01:17:58,674
[ beep ]
1693
01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:22,741
SHIT! MAYDAY.
MAYDAY.
1694
01:18:25,309 --> 01:18:28,138
[ phone ringing ]
1695
01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:30,444
ABORT. ABORT.
STAY DOWN THERE.
1696
01:18:32,142 --> 01:18:33,273
WHAT?
1697
01:18:33,317 --> 01:18:35,232
[ ding ]
1698
01:18:35,275 --> 01:18:38,191
TATIANA.
1699
01:19:01,911 --> 01:19:03,608
SAY HI
TO THE WORLD, GUYS.
1700
01:19:06,698 --> 01:19:11,137
WE'RE GREAT IN THE CITIES,
FIVE OR SIX SOLID OVER ZYUGANOV.
1701
01:19:11,181 --> 01:19:13,357
IN THE COUNTRYSIDE,
HE'S HOLDING GROUND.
1702
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:14,837
WE'RE NOT GAINING ANY.
1703
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,447
UH-HUH.
1704
01:19:16,490 --> 01:19:18,014
IT'S OKAY.
I CAN UNDERSTAND.
1705
01:19:18,057 --> 01:19:20,712
UM, IDEAS?
1706
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:25,108
TATIANA, YOUR ENGLISH!
SO GOOD. COMING ALONG, HUH?
1707
01:19:25,151 --> 01:19:27,197
MM-HMM.
1708
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:29,112
GIVE IDEAS, PLEASE.
1709
01:19:29,155 --> 01:19:30,853
OKAY, UM...
1710
01:19:30,896 --> 01:19:34,073
WELL, THE, UH, PEASANTS
ARE UNHAPPY.
1711
01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:37,424
UM, WE SHOULD GIVE
THEM SOMETHING.
1712
01:19:37,468 --> 01:19:39,426
WE ALREADY GAVE THEM
DEMOCRACY.
1713
01:19:39,470 --> 01:19:42,516
Dick: RIGHT. WELL, NOW WE
GOTTA GIVE THEM SOMETHING
WITH FEWER SYLLABLES.
1714
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:44,083
WE WERE
THINKING LAND.
1715
01:19:44,127 --> 01:19:46,390
HERE WE ARE,
IN A SUPPOSEDLY
FREE-MARKET ECONOMY,
1716
01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:48,784
AND, UH, THE LAND STILL
BELONGS TO THE STATE.
1717
01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:50,568
THAT'S GOTTA PISS
THE PEASANTS OFF.
1718
01:19:50,611 --> 01:19:54,746
PAPA TRIED MANY TIMES
TO GIVE OFF LAND,
1719
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:59,316
BUT DUMA, OUR CONGRESS,
DOESN'T WANT TO PASS IT.
1720
01:19:59,359 --> 01:20:01,622
FIND A WAY
TO GET IT PASSED.
1721
01:20:01,666 --> 01:20:04,887
WHATEVER'S STALLING IT,
GET IT UNSTALLED.
1722
01:20:06,410 --> 01:20:10,457
[ horse whinnies ]
1723
01:20:10,501 --> 01:20:14,374
[ squealing ]
1724
01:20:18,030 --> 01:20:20,076
[ rooster crows ]
1725
01:20:20,119 --> 01:20:21,381
[ bleating ]
1726
01:20:21,425 --> 01:20:22,861
I'M OUTSIDE
THE SERVICE AREA.
1727
01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:25,298
NO WONDER
THE PEOPLE ARE UNHAPPY.
1728
01:20:25,342 --> 01:20:28,911
MAYBE WE SHOULD DO
THE FOCUS GROUP OVER THERE.
1729
01:20:28,954 --> 01:20:31,348
IT'S THE ONLY BUILDING
THAT'S BIG ENOUGH.
1730
01:20:31,391 --> 01:20:33,654
NO, IT'S PERFECT.
A BARN.
1731
01:20:33,698 --> 01:20:35,743
WHERE ELSE ARE YOU
GONNA FOCUS A 20-HOUSE,
1732
01:20:35,787 --> 01:20:37,267
ONE-WATER-PUMP VILLAGE?
1733
01:20:37,310 --> 01:20:39,878
WE'RE BREAKING
NEW GROUND, BOYS.
1734
01:20:39,922 --> 01:20:41,706
[ thunder rumbles ]
1735
01:20:41,749 --> 01:20:44,056
[ speaking Russian ]
1736
01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:46,145
WHAT THE HELL
DO I NEED THIS LAND?
1737
01:20:46,189 --> 01:20:47,886
I NEED A TRACTOR
AND SEEDS.
1738
01:20:47,930 --> 01:20:50,889
THEN MAYBE I WOULD
WANT THE LAND.
1739
01:20:50,933 --> 01:20:53,196
WHY, WHY WOULD YOU
WANT THE LAND?
1740
01:20:53,239 --> 01:20:56,808
YOU CAN'T EVEN
FIX OUR CHIMNEY.
1741
01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,636
NO ONE NEEDS THIS LAND.
1742
01:20:58,679 --> 01:21:00,768
WE NEED MONEY.
1743
01:21:03,771 --> 01:21:05,730
WE NEED
OUR SALARIES BACK.
1744
01:21:05,773 --> 01:21:08,559
THEY DON'T WANT THE LAND.
1745
01:21:08,602 --> 01:21:11,562
BUT IT'S NOT AS HARD
AS BEFORE,
1746
01:21:11,605 --> 01:21:12,868
AS DURING THE WAR.
1747
01:21:12,911 --> 01:21:14,782
AT LEAST NO ONE'S
TRYING TO KILL US.
1748
01:21:14,826 --> 01:21:16,610
...CHECHNYA!
1749
01:21:16,654 --> 01:21:19,483
YES, THEY ARE,
IN CHECHNYA.
1750
01:21:19,526 --> 01:21:22,486
GETTING OUR BOYS KILLED
IN CHECHNYA!
1751
01:21:22,529 --> 01:21:26,620
OH. SO MUCH FOR SWINGING
THE RURAL VOTE.
1752
01:21:26,664 --> 01:21:30,102
YOU KNOW WHAT?
UH, GET VASSO IN HERE.
1753
01:21:30,146 --> 01:21:32,452
THERE'S ONE MORE QUESTION
I'D LIKE TO ASK.
1754
01:21:37,153 --> 01:21:39,024
THE LAST QUESTION.
1755
01:21:39,068 --> 01:21:43,681
IF ZYUGANOV WINS,
WILL THERE BE BLOODSHED?
1756
01:21:43,724 --> 01:21:45,335
UH, OR A CIVIL WAR?
1757
01:21:45,378 --> 01:21:46,945
NYET.
1758
01:21:46,989 --> 01:21:50,731
NO. NO WAR.
BLOODSHED.
1759
01:21:50,775 --> 01:21:53,778
AND WHY NOT?
1760
01:21:53,821 --> 01:21:55,867
THE COMMUNISTS
ALWAYS BROUGHT WAR.
1761
01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:57,913
THEY'LL KILL EVERYONE.
1762
01:21:57,956 --> 01:21:59,827
EXCEPT US.
1763
01:21:59,871 --> 01:22:01,917
WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.
1764
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,353
THEY'LL KILL THE RICH.
1765
01:22:03,396 --> 01:22:05,877
THEN THE RICH WILL HIRE
PEOPLE TO KILL COMMUNISTS.
1766
01:22:07,487 --> 01:22:10,055
GOD FORBID
THE COMMUNISTS WIN.
1767
01:22:12,014 --> 01:22:14,973
THE LAST THING WE NEED
IS ANOTHER WAR.
1768
01:22:15,017 --> 01:22:16,975
BINGO.
1769
01:22:17,019 --> 01:22:18,803
THAT'S IT.
1770
01:22:18,846 --> 01:22:20,674
IT'S CIVIL UNREST,
STUPID.
1771
01:22:29,118 --> 01:22:31,250
TATIANA, TATIANA!
1772
01:22:31,294 --> 01:22:32,860
WE HAVE FIVE WEEKS LEFT.
1773
01:22:32,904 --> 01:22:34,558
WE GOTTA GO NEGATIVE.
1774
01:22:34,601 --> 01:22:35,994
NOT ONLY NEGATIVE,
DOUBLE NEGATIVE.
1775
01:22:36,038 --> 01:22:38,431
WE HAVE TO HIT HARD,
CREATE A DRUMBEAT.
1776
01:22:38,475 --> 01:22:40,999
WAR IS AN OVERWHELMING FEAR
IN THIS COUNTRY.
1777
01:22:41,043 --> 01:22:43,088
UH, WE GOTTA LET 'EM KNOW
THAT'S EXACTLY
1778
01:22:43,132 --> 01:22:45,438
WHAT THEY HAVE TO EXPECT
IF THE COMMUNISTS WIN.
1779
01:22:45,482 --> 01:22:47,919
CIVIL UNREST. BLOODSHED.
MILLIONS WILL DIE.
1780
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,747
THAT'S THE MESSAGE.
1781
01:22:49,790 --> 01:22:52,706
BUT WE DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S TRUE.
1782
01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:56,188
IN THIS BUSINESS,
TRUE IS SOMETIMES, UH, NOT.
1783
01:22:56,232 --> 01:22:58,974
YOU WANT TRUE TRUE, GO HOME
AND SING YOUR KIDS TO SLEEP,
1784
01:22:59,017 --> 01:23:01,237
BUT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW,
THE ONLY TRUE IS
1785
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:04,022
WE GOTTA SCARE THE CRAP
OUT OF EVERYBODY,
OR WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA LOSE.
1786
01:23:04,066 --> 01:23:06,633
YOU KNOW, OUR ONLY HOPE IS
THAT IN THE BATTLE
1787
01:23:06,677 --> 01:23:08,505
BETWEEN SOMEBODY THEY HATE
AND SOMEBODY THEY FEAR,
1788
01:23:08,548 --> 01:23:10,724
THE VOTERS WILL HOPEFULLY
CHOOSE SOMEONE THEY HATE.
1789
01:23:10,768 --> 01:23:12,074
YOUR FATHER.
1790
01:23:15,425 --> 01:23:16,730
NO.
1791
01:23:16,774 --> 01:23:17,993
NO!
1792
01:23:19,690 --> 01:23:24,216
MY FATHER STILL
HAS... DIGNITY,
1793
01:23:24,260 --> 01:23:27,176
AND WE CANNOT STOOP--!
1794
01:23:27,219 --> 01:23:29,091
[ speaks Russian ]TO THAT LEVEL.
1795
01:23:29,134 --> 01:23:31,876
DA.WE CANNOT STOOP
TO THAT LEVEL.
1796
01:23:31,919 --> 01:23:34,574
CLINTON, BUSH, REAGAN,
THEY ALL STOOPED
TO THAT LEVEL.
1797
01:23:34,618 --> 01:23:36,228
THAT'S THE NAME
OF THE GAME, TATIANA.
1798
01:23:36,272 --> 01:23:37,664
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT,
EVERYBODY PLAYS IT.
1799
01:23:37,708 --> 01:23:38,926
EVERYBODY STOOPS!
1800
01:23:38,970 --> 01:23:43,801
MR. GORTON, IN THIS GROUP
YOU DO SUGGESTIONS,
1801
01:23:43,844 --> 01:23:46,238
AND I DO DECISIONS,
1802
01:23:46,282 --> 01:23:49,763
AND MY DECISION
IS NO.
1803
01:23:49,807 --> 01:23:53,767
♪ LOVE ME SWEET AND TENDER
1804
01:23:53,811 --> 01:23:54,855
♪ DARLING...
1805
01:23:54,899 --> 01:23:57,293
SHE'S NOT STOOPING?
THAT'S HER ANSWER?
1806
01:23:57,336 --> 01:23:59,077
"I WILL NOT--" SHE
ACTUALLY SAID THAT?
1807
01:23:59,121 --> 01:24:00,383
"I WILL NOT STOOP"?
1808
01:24:00,426 --> 01:24:03,473
THAT'S RIGHT.
NO STOOPING FOR THAT GIRL.
1809
01:24:03,516 --> 01:24:04,909
NO, SIR.
1810
01:24:04,952 --> 01:24:07,868
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S A--
MAYBE IT'S A THING.
1811
01:24:07,912 --> 01:24:10,871
HOW'S THAT, GEORGE?
WHAT DO WE DO, SPIN IT?
1812
01:24:10,915 --> 01:24:14,179
"VOTE YELTSIN, FOR HE
WILL NOT STOOP"?
1813
01:24:14,223 --> 01:24:15,485
[ chuckles ]
1814
01:24:15,528 --> 01:24:18,009
THEY HAVE A CULTURE HERE,
YOU KNOW, HISTORY,
1815
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,663
A WAY OF DOING THINGS.
1816
01:24:19,706 --> 01:24:22,709
MAYBE NOT STOOPING IS--
IS PART OF IT.
1817
01:24:22,753 --> 01:24:26,191
YOU KNOW, WHO ARE WE
TO COME IN AND TELL THEM
WHAT TO DO?
1818
01:24:26,235 --> 01:24:28,933
IT'S NOT OUR COUNTRY.
WHY ARE WE MESSING WITH IT?
1819
01:24:28,976 --> 01:24:31,588
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
"NOT OUR COUNTRY," GEORGE?
1820
01:24:31,631 --> 01:24:33,807
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
RUSSIA'S SNOW WHITE
1821
01:24:33,851 --> 01:24:35,983
AND WE'RE
THE EVIL STEPMOTHER.
1822
01:24:36,027 --> 01:24:37,463
NO, WE'RE
UNCLE SAM.
1823
01:24:37,507 --> 01:24:40,249
DAMN STRAIGHT, SAM I AM,
AND PROUD OF IT.
1824
01:24:40,292 --> 01:24:42,077
I MEAN, DEMOCRACY IS
OUR BIGGEST EXPORT.
1825
01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:45,123
BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE US
THE RIGHT TO MANIPULATE
1826
01:24:45,167 --> 01:24:47,604
AND CORRUPT
THEIR POLITICAL PROCESS.
1827
01:24:47,647 --> 01:24:49,519
CORRUPT? JESUS, GEORGE,
1828
01:24:49,562 --> 01:24:51,564
WHEN DID YOU TURN
INTO RALPH NADER?
1829
01:24:51,608 --> 01:24:54,001
THESE PEOPLE DON'T NEED ANY HELP
CORRUPTING THEIR PROCESS.
1830
01:24:54,045 --> 01:24:56,830
AS FAR AS I CAN SEE,
THEY'VE MANAGED THAT
ALL BY THEMSELVES.
1831
01:24:56,874 --> 01:24:58,136
AM I RIGHT, ELVIS?
1832
01:24:58,180 --> 01:25:00,269
THAT'S RIGHT.
VERY RIGHT.
1833
01:25:00,312 --> 01:25:01,879
BORIS MARCHES
AROUND,
1834
01:25:01,922 --> 01:25:05,926
SAYS ALL THE BACK WAGES
GOT REPAID,
1835
01:25:05,970 --> 01:25:08,755
AND I SAY BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT, BORIS!
1836
01:25:08,799 --> 01:25:09,974
JUST A MINUTE.
1837
01:25:10,017 --> 01:25:12,846
I DON'T REMEMBER LAST TIME
I GOT PAYCHECK.
1838
01:25:12,890 --> 01:25:16,850
AND MOST PEOPLE I KNOW,
THE SAME-- ZERO.
1839
01:25:16,894 --> 01:25:18,896
Dick: WHAT ABOUT
THAT FARM RELIEF MONEY?
WHERE'D THAT GO?
1840
01:25:18,939 --> 01:25:20,680
I'LL TELL YOU
WHERE: STOLEN.
1841
01:25:20,724 --> 01:25:24,162
NEATLY DIVIDED
BETWEEN YELTSIN'S
DRINKING BUDDIES.
1842
01:25:24,206 --> 01:25:26,164
COME ON.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
1843
01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:29,863
WATERGATE WAS PRESCHOOL
COMPARED TO THIS PLACE.
1844
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:39,177
GUYS, FORGET ABOUT RUSSIA.
WE HAVE A MUCH BIGGER PROBLEM.
1845
01:25:39,221 --> 01:25:42,267
IF WE DO NOT GO NEGATIVE,
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL
1846
01:25:42,311 --> 01:25:43,747
THAT WE'RE GONNA
CATCH ZYUGANOV.
1847
01:25:43,790 --> 01:25:45,357
WHAT ARE YOU
SUGGESTING?
1848
01:25:45,401 --> 01:25:46,967
I MEAN, UH...
1849
01:25:47,011 --> 01:25:49,883
IXNAY ON THE UKOIL-LAY?
1850
01:25:49,927 --> 01:25:52,059
I THINK THAT'D BE
THE PRUDENT THING TO DO.
1851
01:25:52,103 --> 01:25:55,889
WE DOUBLED OUR ONEY-MAY.
LET'S NOT GET REEDY-GAY.
1852
01:25:55,933 --> 01:25:59,676
YEAH, ALL OF IT.IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH
OF A LOSS, WE SHOULD LET IT GO.
1853
01:25:59,719 --> 01:26:01,199
SELL THE WHOLE THING,
IF YOU WILL.
1854
01:26:01,243 --> 01:26:06,073
[ phone conversations
continue indistinctly ]
1855
01:26:06,117 --> 01:26:09,251
I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK.LISTEN, I GOTTA GO.
1856
01:26:09,294 --> 01:26:10,556
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1857
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:12,732
THIS IS BAD.
THIS IS VERY BAD.
1858
01:26:12,776 --> 01:26:14,386
WHAT'S BAD?
WHAT'S VERY BAD?
1859
01:26:14,430 --> 01:26:16,214
BORIS NIKOLAYEVICH
IS MISSING.
1860
01:26:16,258 --> 01:26:18,608
Dick: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
MISSING? IS HE DEAD?
1861
01:26:20,697 --> 01:26:22,742
WHO IS TO KNOW?
1862
01:26:22,786 --> 01:26:25,180
ALL HIS MEETINGS
ARE CANCELED.
1863
01:26:25,223 --> 01:26:27,878
TATIANA DOESN'T
RETURN MY CALLS.
1864
01:26:29,967 --> 01:26:31,534
WELL--ANOTHER DAY'S TOPIC.
1865
01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:34,276
GIVE US A MINUTE.
WE'LL FIND OUT
WHAT'S GOING ON, LISA.
1866
01:26:35,755 --> 01:26:36,974
[ door slams ]
1867
01:26:40,107 --> 01:26:41,283
OKAY. THANK YOU.
1868
01:26:43,850 --> 01:26:45,939
LUGOV IS UNAVAILABLE.
1869
01:26:45,983 --> 01:26:47,376
[ beep ]
1870
01:26:47,419 --> 01:26:50,248
BRAYNIN'S NUMBER IN SAUSALITO
HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED.
1871
01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:54,034
THE NET IS FLOODED WITH RUMORS,
NOTHING CONFIRMED.
1872
01:26:54,078 --> 01:26:55,993
[ phone ringing ]
1873
01:26:57,429 --> 01:26:58,648
YEAH?
1874
01:27:00,824 --> 01:27:03,653
YEAH, UH, H-HANG ON
ONE SECOND.
1875
01:27:03,696 --> 01:27:05,176
YEAH, ONE SECOND.
1876
01:27:07,526 --> 01:27:08,962
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
1877
01:27:09,006 --> 01:27:11,400
IT'S THE CIA.
THEY WANT TO KNOW
IF YELTSIN'S ALIVE.
1878
01:27:11,443 --> 01:27:13,402
WHAT? WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN'
SPIES ARE THEY?OH, JESUS.
1879
01:27:13,445 --> 01:27:15,708
IT'S THEIR JOB TO KNOW.I CAN'T TELL THEM
WE DON'T KNOW.
1880
01:27:15,752 --> 01:27:16,927
WE'RE YELTSIN'S
PERSONAL CONSULTANTS.
1881
01:27:16,970 --> 01:27:18,058
THEY'LL THINK
I'M HIDING SOMETHING.
1882
01:27:18,102 --> 01:27:19,799
OR THEY'RE GONNA THINK
WE'RE IDIOTS.
1883
01:27:19,843 --> 01:27:21,018
[ phone ringing ]YOU KNOW...
1884
01:27:21,061 --> 01:27:23,281
I DON'T WANT THESE GUYS
ON OUR ASS.
HELLO.
1885
01:27:23,325 --> 01:27:25,109
RICHARD! UH-HUH, YEAH.
1886
01:27:25,152 --> 01:27:27,111
NO, NO, NICE TO HEAR
YOUR VOICE, TOO.
1887
01:27:27,154 --> 01:27:28,417
UH-HUH. JUST A--
CAN YOU--
1888
01:27:28,460 --> 01:27:29,809
Morris.How do you know?
1889
01:27:29,853 --> 01:27:31,985
COULD YOU JUST GIVE ME
A-A SECOND? YEAH. YEAH.
1890
01:27:32,029 --> 01:27:34,031
RICHARD MORRIS WANTS TO KNOW
WHERE YELTSIN IS.
1891
01:27:34,074 --> 01:27:35,380
WHAT DO I TELL HIM?
1892
01:27:35,424 --> 01:27:36,686
[ phone ringing ]
1893
01:27:36,729 --> 01:27:37,904
Not that we
don't know.
1894
01:27:37,948 --> 01:27:39,210
GOTTA TELL HIM
SOMETHING.
1895
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:40,472
HELLO?
1896
01:27:40,516 --> 01:27:42,213
HI, MIKE, YEAH.
YEAH, WE WERE ACTUALLY
1897
01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:43,562
JUST TALKING ABOUT
THAT OURS--
1898
01:27:43,606 --> 01:27:45,564
MIKE, COULD YOU HOLD ON
ONE SECOND, PLEASE?
1899
01:27:45,608 --> 01:27:47,392
IT'S KRAMER. HE WANTS
TO KNOW ABOUT YELTSIN.
1900
01:27:47,436 --> 01:27:48,785
WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?
1901
01:27:48,828 --> 01:27:50,482
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
WE CAN DO.
1902
01:27:50,526 --> 01:27:52,354
REMEMBER THE THING WE DID
IN IOWA THAT TIME?
1903
01:27:52,397 --> 01:27:54,225
NO, NO. GEORGE.
NO, NO, NO. NO, GEORGE--
1904
01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:56,793
ONE, TWO, THREE.
1905
01:27:56,836 --> 01:27:58,621
YEAH, DICK.
UH-HUH.
1906
01:27:58,664 --> 01:28:00,013
HI, MIKE, I'M BACK.
1907
01:28:00,057 --> 01:28:01,711
YEAH. WELL, LOOK, YOU KNOW,
APPARENTLY EVERYBODY--
1908
01:28:01,754 --> 01:28:03,147
HELLO? HELLO?
1909
01:28:03,190 --> 01:28:05,062
I'M SORRY,
WE'RE BREAKING UP.
1910
01:28:05,105 --> 01:28:06,455
I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WHAT?
1911
01:28:06,498 --> 01:28:08,935
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES,
THIS DAMN BATTERY.
1912
01:28:08,979 --> 01:28:10,807
DAMN BATTERY.
MIKE, HELLO?
1913
01:28:10,850 --> 01:28:12,112
I REALLY-- I CAN'T--
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
1914
01:28:12,156 --> 01:28:13,810
I THINK WE GOT
A DEAD BATTERY OR SOMETHING.
1915
01:28:13,853 --> 01:28:15,855
JEEZ, I'M SO SORRY.
I'M GONNA LOSE YOU.
1916
01:28:15,899 --> 01:28:18,031
I'LL CALL YOU.
I'LL CALL YOU.
1917
01:28:18,075 --> 01:28:20,207
OKAY, I'LL
CALL YOU BACK.
1918
01:28:20,251 --> 01:28:22,035
[ speaking Russian
over loudspeaker ]
1919
01:28:54,764 --> 01:28:57,680
PAPA HAD INFARCT.
1920
01:28:57,723 --> 01:28:59,072
PAPA HAD WHAT?
1921
01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:02,119
HEART ATTACK.
INFARCT.
1922
01:29:03,425 --> 01:29:05,992
TATIANA, I'M SO SORRY.
IS HE-- IS GONNA BE--?
1923
01:29:06,036 --> 01:29:07,907
IT WAS MILD.
1924
01:29:07,951 --> 01:29:11,998
HE WILL MAYBE LIVE.
1925
01:29:12,042 --> 01:29:13,826
PROBABLY.
1926
01:29:13,870 --> 01:29:17,352
BUT WE DON'T KNOW IF HE
CAN CAMPAIGN ANYMORE.
1927
01:29:19,005 --> 01:29:23,227
SO. WHAT DO WE DO?
1928
01:29:23,270 --> 01:29:26,012
HOW DO WE SPIN THIS?
1929
01:29:29,668 --> 01:29:32,018
Dick: WELL, I THINK
THE FIRST THING THAT WE DO
1930
01:29:32,062 --> 01:29:34,717
IS WE KILL THE RUMORS,
AND WE KILL THEM FAST.
1931
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:38,416
WE SAY THAT, UH, PAPA'S
BEEN CAMPAIGNING VERY HARD,
1932
01:29:38,460 --> 01:29:40,810
AND HE NEEDS A REST.
1933
01:29:40,853 --> 01:29:43,682
YEAH. STAY AWAY FROM
THE FLU AND COLD STUFF.
1934
01:29:43,726 --> 01:29:46,250
EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT'S RUSSIAN CODE
FOR DEATHBED.
1935
01:29:46,293 --> 01:29:48,600
Dick: I GOTTA TELL YOU,
IT MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH.
1936
01:29:48,644 --> 01:29:50,820
THERE'S FIVE WEEKS TO GO,
AND ZYUGANOV AND HIS GOONS
1937
01:29:50,863 --> 01:29:52,865
ARE ON EVERY CORNER
WAVING A RED FLAG.
1938
01:29:52,909 --> 01:29:55,477
HIS LEAD IS TINY,
BUT IT'S HOLDING.
1939
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:58,001
WE CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE
EMPTY AIRWAVES.
1940
01:29:58,044 --> 01:30:01,439
THEY WILL NOT
BE EMPTY.
1941
01:30:01,483 --> 01:30:03,528
WE'RE GOING NEGATIVE.
1942
01:30:05,138 --> 01:30:09,012
ADS, SLOGANS,
TRUTH SQUADS.
1943
01:30:09,055 --> 01:30:11,231
I WANT EVERYTHING.
1944
01:30:13,059 --> 01:30:15,453
LET'S MAKE THE DRUM BEAT.
1945
01:30:15,497 --> 01:30:17,673
[ phone ringing ]
1946
01:30:24,593 --> 01:30:26,551
WOW, WHEN DID
THAT HAPPEN?
1947
01:30:26,595 --> 01:30:28,161
WHAT?
1948
01:30:28,205 --> 01:30:31,513
SHE'S A, UH,
SHE BECAME...
1949
01:30:31,556 --> 01:30:34,124
A POLITICIAN.
1950
01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:36,213
[ man narrating ]
1951
01:31:08,898 --> 01:31:12,510
DON'T BLAME ME.
BLAME CAPITALISM.
1952
01:31:12,554 --> 01:31:13,990
WHAT DOES
THAT MEAN?
1953
01:31:14,033 --> 01:31:15,252
RUSSIAN FOR "BULLSHIT."
1954
01:31:15,295 --> 01:31:17,297
George: DICK, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
1955
01:31:17,341 --> 01:31:19,343
VASSO, WHY WON'T YOU GIVE US
THE LATEST POLL?
1956
01:31:19,386 --> 01:31:20,866
DID YOU SELL IT
TO SOMEBODY ELSE?
1957
01:31:20,910 --> 01:31:22,389
I NEITHER CONFIRM
NOR DENY.
1958
01:31:22,433 --> 01:31:23,652
WHO IS TO KNOW?
1959
01:31:23,695 --> 01:31:25,480
YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD
ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.
1960
01:31:25,523 --> 01:31:27,917
GIVE US OUR FUCKING POLL.Joe: LOOK, VASSO,
1961
01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:30,528
YOU DON'T GIVE US THE POLL,
WE DON'T GIVE YOU THE MONEY.
1962
01:31:30,572 --> 01:31:32,530
THINK YOU KNOW SO MUCH,
DO YOU, GENTLEMEN?
1963
01:31:32,574 --> 01:31:35,620
YOU THINK YOU CAN COME HERE
AND PLAY US LIKE SOME BASEBALL?
1964
01:31:35,664 --> 01:31:38,362
WELL, PARDON MY ENGLISH,
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT.
1965
01:31:38,405 --> 01:31:40,451
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
WE DO KNOW SHIT.
1966
01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:42,540
LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE,
THAT YOU'RE FULL OF IT.
1967
01:31:42,584 --> 01:31:44,977
OH, THE YANKEE ARROGANCE.
1968
01:31:45,021 --> 01:31:48,241
THIS IS PRECISELY WHY YOU'RE
SO DESPISED EVERYWHERE.
1969
01:31:48,285 --> 01:31:51,593
NOW, STEP ASIDE.
YOU'RE BLOCKING THE SHOW.
1970
01:31:51,636 --> 01:31:53,159
George: WHAT DO YOU THINK,
IT'S THE COMMIES?
1971
01:31:53,203 --> 01:31:55,118
IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH,
AND THEY'RE GETTING DESPERATE?
1972
01:31:55,161 --> 01:31:56,598
Joe: VASSO'D NEVER
SELL OUT TO THEM.
1973
01:31:56,641 --> 01:31:58,251
HE MAY BE GREEDY,
BUT HE'S NOT INSANE.
1974
01:31:58,295 --> 01:32:00,558
WHAT ABOUT THE CHECHENS?
THEY'D DO ANYTHING
TO SABOTAGE BORIS.
1975
01:32:00,602 --> 01:32:02,908
DOUBT IT. HE'S TOO PATRIOTIC
TO DEAL WITH THE ENEMY.
1976
01:32:02,952 --> 01:32:05,171
YOU FIGURE HE'S OUT
15 GRAND FOR THE POLLS,
1977
01:32:05,215 --> 01:32:07,043
AND NOW HE'S WALKING
AWAY FROM OUR 60.
1978
01:32:07,086 --> 01:32:08,610
HE'S GOTTA BE DEALING
WITH SOMEBODY.
1979
01:32:08,653 --> 01:32:10,176
COME ON, GUYS,
IT'S OBVIOUS.
1980
01:32:10,220 --> 01:32:13,005
IT'S GOT THE FINGERPRINTS
OF THE PARTY OF WAR ALL OVER IT.
1981
01:32:35,506 --> 01:32:38,944
FRONT PAGE.
THAT IS POLL.
1982
01:32:38,988 --> 01:32:41,338
YELTSIN IS BEHIND ZYUGANOV
BY 20 POINTS.
1983
01:32:41,381 --> 01:32:44,123
WHAT? THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
YELTSIN'S AHEAD.
1984
01:32:44,167 --> 01:32:48,040
MR. SHUMATE, HOW CAN
YOU BE SO SURE?
1985
01:32:48,084 --> 01:32:50,695
BECAUSE IT'S SCIENCE.
YELTSIN'S AHEAD
BY THREE POINTS.
1986
01:32:50,739 --> 01:32:53,176
NOT ACCORDING
TO VASSO'S POLL.
1987
01:32:53,219 --> 01:32:55,874
LOOK, WE KNOW THAT
THE PARTY OF WAR
1988
01:32:55,918 --> 01:32:58,747
PAID VASSO NOT TO GIVE US
THAT POLL.
1989
01:32:58,790 --> 01:33:00,575
THEN THEY PRINT
THIS 20 POINTS CRAP.
1990
01:33:00,618 --> 01:33:01,750
IT'S BULLSHIT.
1991
01:33:01,793 --> 01:33:03,534
WHAT IF THREE POINTS
IS NOT ENOUGH?
1992
01:33:03,578 --> 01:33:07,190
WHAT IF MARGIN OF ERROR JUMPS UP
AND BITES US IN THE ASS?
1993
01:33:07,233 --> 01:33:08,974
THEN WHAT?THEN NOTHING.
1994
01:33:09,018 --> 01:33:12,543
UP OR DOWN, ZYUGANOV
AND YELTSIN ARE ONLY
A FEW POINTS APART.
1995
01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:13,892
NO ONE'S GOING OVER 50.
1996
01:33:13,936 --> 01:33:15,067
THERE'S GONNA BE
A RUNOFF.
1997
01:33:15,111 --> 01:33:16,982
YOU THINK, BUT YOU CAN'T
GUARANTEE IT, HUH?
1998
01:33:17,026 --> 01:33:19,071
ANDREI, THAT'S DEMOCRACY.
NO GUARANTEES.
1999
01:33:19,115 --> 01:33:20,986
THAT'S KIND OF
THE WHOLE IDEA.
2000
01:33:21,030 --> 01:33:22,379
GEORGE. GEORGE,
THAT'S YOUR COUNTRY,
2001
01:33:22,422 --> 01:33:24,033
BECAUSE IN YOUR COUNTRY,
2002
01:33:24,076 --> 01:33:25,687
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHO WINS OR LOSES.
2003
01:33:25,730 --> 01:33:28,428
THE NEXT MORNING
THEY FIND EACH OTHER
ON THE SAME TALK SHOW.
2004
01:33:28,472 --> 01:33:31,606
THE ELECTION,
IT WILL BE CANCELED.
2005
01:33:31,649 --> 01:33:34,173
WE UNDERSTAND THAT.
2006
01:33:34,217 --> 01:33:38,308
THE PARTY OF WAR WILL
CONVINCE PAPA TO CANCEL.
2007
01:33:38,351 --> 01:33:40,005
TWENTY POINTS BEHIND,
HE WILL LISTEN.
2008
01:33:40,049 --> 01:33:42,878
WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO
CONVINCE HIM OTHERWISE
THROUGH TATIANA.
2009
01:33:42,921 --> 01:33:45,620
I DON'T THINK SO.
YOU WILL DO JUST OPPOSITE.
2010
01:33:45,663 --> 01:33:48,971
YOU WILL TELL HER
HER FATHER CANNOT WIN.
2011
01:33:49,014 --> 01:33:52,148
NO, NO. NO. WE DON'T LIE
TO THE EMPLOYER.
2012
01:33:52,191 --> 01:33:55,978
GEORGE, I'M NOT ASKING YOU.
I'M TELLING YOU.
2013
01:33:56,021 --> 01:33:58,676
ARE YOU
THREATENING US?
2014
01:33:58,720 --> 01:34:03,507
IF YELTSIN LOSES,
WHOSE BALLS WILL BE
CUT FIRST, HUH?
2015
01:34:03,550 --> 01:34:05,030
MINE!
2016
01:34:05,074 --> 01:34:08,904
[ speaks Russian ]
2017
01:34:08,947 --> 01:34:11,994
IT WAS MY STUPID IDEA
TO BRING YOU HERE TO RUSSIA!
2018
01:34:12,037 --> 01:34:17,477
RUSSIA DOESN'T NEED TO IMPORT
ALL AMERICAN POLITICAL TRICKS.
2019
01:34:17,521 --> 01:34:19,262
OH, THIS HAND-SHAKING,
BABY-KISSING STUFF!
2020
01:34:19,305 --> 01:34:22,744
HEY, HEY! IT'S BETTER
TO KISS THE BABIES
THAN SHOOT THE FATHERS.
2021
01:34:22,787 --> 01:34:24,963
GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN,
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
2022
01:34:25,007 --> 01:34:27,487
JUST LOSE THE ELECTION FOR US
AND THEN, UH,
2023
01:34:27,531 --> 01:34:29,838
GO BACK TO SACRAMENTO, HUH?
2024
01:34:30,882 --> 01:34:34,233
THINK ONE MORE TIME.
2025
01:34:34,277 --> 01:34:37,062
I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU.
2026
01:34:45,070 --> 01:34:46,202
THIS IS GREAT.
AMERICAN CONSULTANTS
2027
01:34:46,245 --> 01:34:48,291
COME TO RUSSIA
AND DESTROY DEMOCRACY!
2028
01:34:48,334 --> 01:34:50,685
THIS IS GONNA LOOK
LIKE SHIT ON NIGHTLINE.
2029
01:34:50,728 --> 01:34:52,687
I-I THINK I HEAR
A VERY FAT WOMAN
2030
01:34:52,730 --> 01:34:54,645
SINGING SOMEWHERE
IN THE DISTANCE.
2031
01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:57,648
I'M GLAD YOU GOT A SENSE
OF HUMOR ABOUT THIS, JOE,
SINCE THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
2032
01:34:57,692 --> 01:34:59,519
HOW DO YOU GET
THAT IT'S MY FAULT?
2033
01:34:59,563 --> 01:35:01,608
I'M SORRY.
EXPLAIN THAT TO ME.
2034
01:35:01,652 --> 01:35:04,133
YOU SAID, "COME ON,
THIS'LL BE THE BIGGEST ELECTION
IN THE HISTORY OF DEMOCRACY!"
2035
01:35:04,176 --> 01:35:06,744
I ANSWERED THE PHONE, DICK.
I PICKED UP THE TELEPHONE.
2036
01:35:06,788 --> 01:35:08,920
I-I SEEM TO REMEMBER THE
WORDS HOTTER THAN WILDFIRE?
2037
01:35:08,964 --> 01:35:11,401
DOES ANY OF THAT RING
A BELL TO YOU?
2038
01:35:11,444 --> 01:35:15,448
I WAS BORED. I WAS BORED,
AND I WANTED TO GET OUT OF HERE
SINCE THE MINUTE WE LANDED,
2039
01:35:15,492 --> 01:35:17,929
BUT YOU, MR. BIG MOUTH,
YOU TALKED ME OUT OF IT.
2040
01:35:17,973 --> 01:35:20,323
'CAUSE YOU GOT, LIKE,
BOOK-DEAL FAIRIES
RUNNING AROUND IN YOUR HEAD.
2041
01:35:20,366 --> 01:35:22,804
THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO BICKER
AND ARGUE ABOUT WHO KILLED WHO.
2042
01:35:22,847 --> 01:35:25,937
NO, WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME
TO DO THAT ON THE WAY HOME.
LET'S GO PACK.
2043
01:35:25,981 --> 01:35:27,330
PACK? WE HAVE A TATIANA MEETING
IN TEN MINUTES.
2044
01:35:27,373 --> 01:35:28,810
WHY DON'T YOU GO
AND KISS HER GOOD-BYE?
2045
01:35:28,853 --> 01:35:30,202
SLIP HER THE TONGUE
IF THE SPIRIT MOVES YOU.
2046
01:35:30,246 --> 01:35:31,900
WHAT ARE WE
GONNA TELL HER?
2047
01:35:31,943 --> 01:35:33,205
NOTHING! WE TELL HER
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
2048
01:35:33,249 --> 01:35:36,774
"GOOD LUCK CANCELING
THE ELECTION." THAT'S IT.
2049
01:35:36,818 --> 01:35:39,734
THERE'S A PLANE LEAVING
IN TWO HOURS.
2050
01:35:39,777 --> 01:35:42,911
I SAY WE'RE ON IT.
2051
01:35:44,956 --> 01:35:47,959
COME ON, GUYS, WE GOTTA
BE UNANIMOUS ON THIS.
2052
01:35:52,050 --> 01:35:56,794
IT'S, YOU KNOW,
THE SAFE THING TO DO.
2053
01:35:56,838 --> 01:35:59,449
GEORGE?
2054
01:36:01,538 --> 01:36:03,322
YEAH, I'M UNANIMOUS.
2055
01:36:03,366 --> 01:36:06,021
YOU HAVE SEEN
THE POLL?
2056
01:36:06,064 --> 01:36:08,937
TWENTY POINTS?
2057
01:36:08,980 --> 01:36:12,070
WHAT DO YOU
ADVISE WE DO?
2058
01:36:12,114 --> 01:36:14,856
THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.
2059
01:36:14,899 --> 01:36:18,076
WE CANCEL ELECTION,
RIGHT?
2060
01:36:24,343 --> 01:36:27,172
NO. FIRE GENERAL KORZHAKOV,
2061
01:36:27,216 --> 01:36:29,479
FIRE BARSUKOV,
FIRE SOSKOVETS.
2062
01:36:29,522 --> 01:36:31,568
GET RID OF
THE WHOLE PARTY OF WAR.
2063
01:36:31,611 --> 01:36:33,352
THEY BOUGHT THE REAL POLL
FROM VASSO
2064
01:36:33,396 --> 01:36:35,050
AND RELEASED
A FAKE INSTEAD.
2065
01:36:35,093 --> 01:36:36,834
WHAT? ARE YOU
ACCUSING OUR--
2066
01:36:36,878 --> 01:36:39,402
THEY DON'T WANT THIS ELECTION,
TATIANA, AND THEY NEVER DID.
2067
01:36:39,445 --> 01:36:42,013
TELL YOUR FATHER
HE'S GONNA WIN.
2068
01:36:42,057 --> 01:36:44,059
IT'S IN THE BAG.
I GUARANTEE IT.
2069
01:36:44,102 --> 01:36:47,062
A MEMO TO THAT EFFECT IS GONNA
BE ON YOUR DESK TOMORROW.
2070
01:36:52,850 --> 01:36:54,069
EXCUSE ME.
2071
01:36:58,508 --> 01:37:00,423
WHEN WAS IT, GEORGE?
EXACTLY WHEN WAS IT?
2072
01:37:00,466 --> 01:37:02,033
WHEN DID YOU LOSE
YOUR MIND?
2073
01:37:02,077 --> 01:37:03,992
DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU
JUST PITTED US AGAINST
2074
01:37:04,035 --> 01:37:06,037
SOME OF THE MOST POWERFUL
CRIMINALS IN RUSSIA?!
2075
01:37:06,081 --> 01:37:07,517
TELL ME THIS
IS NOT HAPPENING.
2076
01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:09,954
TELL ME YOU DID NOT
JUST GUARANTEE A WIN.
2077
01:37:09,998 --> 01:37:12,478
WELL, WHY NOT?
HE'S GONNA WIN BY THREE.
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
2078
01:37:12,522 --> 01:37:16,091
I DON'T KNOW SHIT, GEORGE!
I SAID IT, I DON'T WANT
TO DIE FOR IT.
2079
01:37:16,134 --> 01:37:17,179
A GUARANTEE?
OH, GOD.
2080
01:37:17,222 --> 01:37:18,876
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND?
2081
01:37:18,920 --> 01:37:20,965
THAT IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING
NO-NO OF CONSULTING,
2082
01:37:21,009 --> 01:37:23,663
AND YOU UP AND-- YOU--
YOU JUST GIVE IT TO THEM
2083
01:37:23,707 --> 01:37:25,317
WITHOUT EVEN ASKING
US FIRST.
2084
01:37:25,361 --> 01:37:27,885
PINCH ME, GEORGE,
BEFORE I THROW YOU OFF
THIS FUCKING BALCONY.
2085
01:37:27,929 --> 01:37:29,974
I DIDN'T ASK YOU FIRST
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
2086
01:37:30,018 --> 01:37:32,020
I COULDN'T BELIEVE
I WAS DOING IT MYSELF,
2087
01:37:32,063 --> 01:37:34,761
BUT IT'S EITHER THAT
OR, YOU KNOW, THAT'S IT.
IT'S OVER.
2088
01:37:34,805 --> 01:37:36,502
SO, WHAT?
IT'S JUST A GIG!
2089
01:37:36,546 --> 01:37:37,939
FOR US, YEAH,
BUT FOR RUSSIA?
2090
01:37:37,982 --> 01:37:40,767
THOSE TWITS GET
THE ELECTION CANCELED,
AND WHO KNOWS?
2091
01:37:40,811 --> 01:37:42,160
ZYUGANOV-- CAN YOU
BLAME HIM-- RETALIATES.
2092
01:37:42,204 --> 01:37:43,770
HALF THE ARMY SUPPORTS
HIM ALREADY.
2093
01:37:43,814 --> 01:37:45,120
CIVIL WAR HERE AIN'T
GONNA BE CIVIL.
2094
01:37:45,163 --> 01:37:46,643
EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN
SCARING THEM ABOUT
2095
01:37:46,686 --> 01:37:48,036
IN THE ADS,
THAT'S GONNA BE REALITY.
2096
01:37:48,079 --> 01:37:49,907
IN THE U.S., YOU DON'T THINK
WE'RE GONNA GET SCREWED?
2097
01:37:49,951 --> 01:37:51,387
EVEN NOW, THESE A-HOLES
HAVE NO CLUE
2098
01:37:51,430 --> 01:37:52,692
WHERE THEY KEEP
THEIR A-BOMBS.
2099
01:37:52,736 --> 01:37:54,346
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF
ANARCHY SUDDENLY RULES?
2100
01:37:54,390 --> 01:37:57,001
JESUS, TALK ABOUT
THE NEW WORLD ORDER.
WELL, WE CAN'T ALLOW IT.
2101
01:37:57,045 --> 01:37:59,786
SOMEBODY HAS TO STAND UP
AND THROW THE TEA IN THE HARBOR.GEORGE. GEORGE! GEORGE!
2102
01:37:59,830 --> 01:38:03,007
AND SAY NO, WE WON'T GO GENTLY
INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT.GEORGE! GEORGE! GEORGE!
2103
01:38:03,051 --> 01:38:04,966
WE ARE POLITICAL CONSULTANTS.
THAT'S IT.
2104
01:38:05,009 --> 01:38:07,359
WE ARE PAID BY THE CLIENT
TO PREDICT POLLS. THAT'S IT!
2105
01:38:07,403 --> 01:38:08,926
THAT'S RIGHT,
WE'RE ALWAYS BACKSTAGE,
2106
01:38:08,970 --> 01:38:10,754
UNDER THE TABLE,
IN THE SHADOWS.
2107
01:38:10,797 --> 01:38:12,495
YOU KNOW, WE'RE NEVER
GONNA GET ELECTED
2108
01:38:12,538 --> 01:38:14,584
OR IMPEACHED OR SACKED
IN THE END ZONE.
2109
01:38:14,627 --> 01:38:15,890
WE'RE NOT RICH ENOUGH,
2110
01:38:15,933 --> 01:38:17,152
WE'RE NOT THOROUGHBRED
ENOUGH.
2111
01:38:17,195 --> 01:38:20,024
WE'RE BEHIND THE SCENES.
WE'RE THE MAKING OF.
2112
01:38:20,068 --> 01:38:22,244
LET'S FACE IT.IS THAT IT, GEORGE?
2113
01:38:22,287 --> 01:38:24,333
YOU WANNA GET SACKED
IN THE END ZONE,
2114
01:38:24,376 --> 01:38:25,638
IS THAT IT?
2115
01:38:25,682 --> 01:38:28,946
JUST ONCE THAT'D BE,
YOU KNOW, BEAUTIFUL, YEAH.
2116
01:38:28,990 --> 01:38:31,122
YOU KNOW THAT
IF YELTSIN'S LOSES,
2117
01:38:31,166 --> 01:38:33,559
LUGOV'S GONNA HAVE US KILLED.
YOU REALIZE THAT, RIGHT?
2118
01:38:33,603 --> 01:38:37,607
I KNOW. THAT'S WHY YOU GUYS
HAVE TO TAKE OFF ON OUT OF HERE.
2119
01:38:39,826 --> 01:38:41,959
[ laughing ]
2120
01:38:42,003 --> 01:38:44,962
YOU-- YOU ARE REALLY
SOMETHING, GEORGE.
2121
01:38:45,006 --> 01:38:47,051
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY,
I HAD TO DO IT.
2122
01:38:47,095 --> 01:38:48,966
NO, NO, I MEAN,
YOU KNOW...
2123
01:38:49,010 --> 01:38:50,837
HERE DICK AND I
DO ALL THE WORK,
2124
01:38:50,881 --> 01:38:52,448
AND YOU WANT
TO STICK AROUND
BY YOURSELF
2125
01:38:52,491 --> 01:38:53,666
TO TAKE
ALL THE CREDIT.
2126
01:38:53,710 --> 01:38:56,887
IN YOUR WET DREAMS, PAL.
2127
01:38:59,890 --> 01:39:03,067
I FORGET, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU
THAT YOU'RE BOTH ASSHOLES?
2128
01:39:03,111 --> 01:39:04,025
HAS HE?
2129
01:39:04,068 --> 01:39:05,243
YEAH.YEAH.
2130
01:39:05,287 --> 01:39:07,767
YOU HAVE MANY TIMES,
2131
01:39:07,811 --> 01:39:09,769
AND IT'S STARTING
TO HURT.
2132
01:39:09,813 --> 01:39:11,380
WE CAME AS A TEAM.
2133
01:39:11,423 --> 01:39:13,643
WE'RE GONNA LEAVE
AS A TEAM.
2134
01:39:16,037 --> 01:39:18,039
YOU'RE THE QUARTERBACK.
MAKE THE CALL.
2135
01:39:19,170 --> 01:39:20,955
"FROM US TO YOU.
2136
01:39:20,998 --> 01:39:23,958
"THE PARTY OF WAR IS TRYING
TO CANCEL THE ELECTION.
2137
01:39:24,001 --> 01:39:25,611
"WE STRONGLY DISAGREE
WITH THAT POSITION.
2138
01:39:25,655 --> 01:39:27,222
"WE BELIEVE
BORIS NIKOLAYEVICH YELTSIN
2139
01:39:27,265 --> 01:39:29,006
"WILL WIN BY THREE.
2140
01:39:29,050 --> 01:39:31,748
UH, THE ELECTION
IS IN THE BAG."
2141
01:39:31,791 --> 01:39:34,359
[ typing ]
2142
01:39:35,621 --> 01:39:37,014
[ sighs ]
2143
01:39:50,506 --> 01:39:54,684
THE MEMO WAS A BIG HIT...
OR A BIG MISS.
2144
01:39:54,727 --> 01:39:56,033
WE'RE NOT SURE.
2145
01:39:56,077 --> 01:39:58,949
THE ELECTION ISN'T CANCELED,
AT LEAST NOT YET,
2146
01:39:58,993 --> 01:40:01,038
BUT TATIANA HAS DISAPPEARED.
2147
01:40:01,082 --> 01:40:03,693
SO HAVE ALL HER CRONIES.
2148
01:40:03,736 --> 01:40:05,956
EVERYBODY'S PLAYING POSSUM.
2149
01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:10,134
ELVIS IS SPREADING RUMORS
ABOUT A MILITARY COUP.
2150
01:40:10,178 --> 01:40:13,050
HE THINKS IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
WHETHER YELTSIN WINS OR LOSES.
2151
01:40:13,094 --> 01:40:15,357
IS HE RIGHT?
IT'S HARD TO TELL.
2152
01:40:15,400 --> 01:40:17,185
[ helicopters buzzing ]
2153
01:40:22,755 --> 01:40:27,064
GUYS? SNIPERS
ON THE ROOFTOPS.
2154
01:40:27,108 --> 01:40:29,371
SOMEBODY'S GETTING READY
FOR SOMETHING.
2155
01:40:29,414 --> 01:40:31,112
ANY NUMBERS IN YET?
2156
01:40:31,155 --> 01:40:32,461
NAH, JUST FRIGGIN' SOAPS.
2157
01:40:32,504 --> 01:40:35,116
THEY WON'T ANNOUNCE ANYTHING
UNTIL THE POLLS CLOSE.
2158
01:40:35,159 --> 01:40:38,815
MY HANDS ARE SHAKING.
WHY ARE MY HANDS SHAKING?
2159
01:40:38,858 --> 01:40:40,643
WE'LL KNOW SOONER
AT THE ELECTION CENTRAL.
2160
01:40:40,686 --> 01:40:42,384
YEAH, BUT WE
CAN'T GO IN THERE.
2161
01:40:42,427 --> 01:40:43,950
WELL, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE SITTING DUCKS HERE.
2162
01:40:43,994 --> 01:40:45,561
WE GOTTA GET
OUT OF THE HOTEL.
2163
01:40:45,604 --> 01:40:47,302
NO, NO, NO, THIS IS EXACTLY
WHERE WE'RE NOT SITTING DUCKS.
2164
01:40:47,345 --> 01:40:49,782
IF THEY WERE GONNA KILL US HERE,
THEY WOULD'VE DONE IT ALREADY.
2165
01:40:49,826 --> 01:40:51,219
MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
WHO'S TO KNOW?
2166
01:40:51,262 --> 01:40:52,959
DON'T START WITH
THE "WHO'S TO KNOW?"
2167
01:40:53,003 --> 01:40:55,092
HEY, IT'S BETTER
IF WE SPLIT UP.
2168
01:40:55,136 --> 01:40:57,573
THEY CAN'T KILL ONE OF US
WITHOUT KILLING ALL OF US.
2169
01:40:57,616 --> 01:40:59,618
IT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE,
NO WAY TO DAMAGE CONTROL.
2170
01:40:59,662 --> 01:41:02,839
GEORGE? GEORGE?
2171
01:41:15,025 --> 01:41:18,420
[ siren blares ]
2172
01:42:00,375 --> 01:42:04,509
HELLO. UH, CAN I MAKE
A CALL, IF I MAY?
2173
01:42:04,553 --> 01:42:06,555
ZVONOK. ZVONOK?
2174
01:42:06,598 --> 01:42:08,644
TO THE UNITED STATES.
2175
01:42:08,687 --> 01:42:10,080
AMERICA?
2176
01:42:10,124 --> 01:42:14,563
NYET.UH, LINES? NYET.
NO CALLS.
2177
01:42:14,606 --> 01:42:16,956
HI. THIS IS ME.
GEORGE GORTON. UH...
2178
01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:18,958
I'M CALLING FROM
IN MOSCOW, RUSSIA.
2179
01:42:19,002 --> 01:42:21,483
IT'S JUNE 16th, 1996.
2180
01:42:21,526 --> 01:42:23,006
IT'S ABOUT 4:00 P.M.
MY TIME.
2181
01:42:23,049 --> 01:42:24,703
THE REASON
I'M CALLING IS, UH,
2182
01:42:24,747 --> 01:42:26,140
I MAY BE KILLED TODAY--
2183
01:42:26,183 --> 01:42:27,489
[ disconnect tones play,
line crackles ]
2184
01:42:27,532 --> 01:42:30,840
HELLO. HELLO?
2185
01:42:33,016 --> 01:42:36,150
[ phone ringing ]
2186
01:42:38,152 --> 01:42:39,153
YEAH. HELLO.
2187
01:42:39,196 --> 01:42:40,415
WE'RE DEAD.
2188
01:42:40,458 --> 01:42:41,938
YEAH, TELL ME SOMETHING
I DON'T KNOW.
2189
01:42:41,981 --> 01:42:44,070
I WAS LEAVING A MESSAGE
ON MY OFFICE MACHINE.
2190
01:42:44,114 --> 01:42:47,073
IT GOT CUT OFF.
OPERATOR SAID ALL LINES ARE OUT.
2191
01:42:47,117 --> 01:42:48,945
CAN'T GET INTERNATIONAL
ON MY CELL.
2192
01:42:48,988 --> 01:42:51,556
IF YOU ASK ME, SOMEBODY'S GEARING UP FOR MAJOR BLOODSHED.
2193
01:42:51,600 --> 01:42:53,515
THEY'RE CUTTING OFF ACCESS
TO THE OUTSIDE.
2194
01:42:53,558 --> 01:42:56,344
THEY'RE DUSTING OFF THE-- GEORGE, GEORGE, YOU GOTTA GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF.
2195
01:42:56,387 --> 01:42:58,172
YOUR PARANOIA'S GETTING
THE BETTER OF YOU.
2196
01:42:58,215 --> 01:42:59,956
YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW IT.SCREW WHAT?
2197
01:42:59,999 --> 01:43:01,697
I'M HEADING DOWN
TO ELECTION CENTRAL.
2198
01:43:01,740 --> 01:43:03,960
AT LEAST I'LL SEE THE RETURNS
AS THEY'RE COMING IN.
2199
01:43:04,003 --> 01:43:05,483
YOU CAN'T GO DOWN THERE.
LUGOV'S DOWN THERE.
2200
01:43:05,527 --> 01:43:07,093
HERE I GO, DICK,
BEFORE YOU CHANGE MY MIND.
2201
01:43:07,137 --> 01:43:08,573
GEORGE! GEORGE!
2202
01:43:08,617 --> 01:43:10,096
SHIT!
2203
01:43:12,011 --> 01:43:14,971
HE'S GONE DOWN
TO ELECTION CENTRAL.
2204
01:43:17,191 --> 01:43:19,149
JOE, HE'S GONE DOWN
TO ELECTION CENTRAL.
2205
01:43:19,193 --> 01:43:20,498
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
2206
01:43:25,111 --> 01:43:27,940
[ sighs ] OKAY.
2207
01:43:27,984 --> 01:43:29,290
ALL RIGHT.
2208
01:43:33,032 --> 01:43:34,599
I'M GOING, TOO.
2209
01:43:34,643 --> 01:43:36,166
YOU ARE?
2210
01:43:36,210 --> 01:43:37,776
WELL, THINK
ABOUT IT, DICK.
2211
01:43:37,820 --> 01:43:40,214
ONE, GEORGE GOES
DOWN THERE ALL ALONE
2212
01:43:40,257 --> 01:43:42,955
AND CATCHES ALL THE ACTION
BY HIMSELF;
2213
01:43:42,999 --> 01:43:45,741
TWO, KNOWING GEORGE,
WE NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT;
2214
01:43:45,784 --> 01:43:48,396
AND, THREE, WHEN
HE WRITES THE BOOK,
2215
01:43:48,439 --> 01:43:50,398
WE'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE
A COUPLE OF CHICKENSHITS.
2216
01:43:50,441 --> 01:43:52,835
HOW CAN HE WRITE A BOOK
IF HE'S FUCKING DEAD?
2217
01:43:52,878 --> 01:43:54,576
YOU DON'T KNOW GEORGE.
2218
01:44:04,412 --> 01:44:06,414
HELP ME MOVE THIS STUFF.
2219
01:44:17,642 --> 01:44:18,904
OH OH OH.
2220
01:44:33,658 --> 01:44:34,877
WHOA!
2221
01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:36,313
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO US,
2222
01:44:36,357 --> 01:44:38,359
I'M GONNA MAKE SURE
THEY KILL YOU FIRST.
2223
01:44:38,402 --> 01:44:40,056
WHY?CHICKEN.
2224
01:44:40,099 --> 01:44:41,710
[ sighs ]
2225
01:44:41,753 --> 01:44:43,494
LET'S GET IN THERE.
2226
01:44:43,538 --> 01:44:44,930
REMEMBER, GUYS,
IT'S A SCIENCE.
2227
01:44:44,974 --> 01:44:46,323
HE'S GONNA WIN
BY THREE.
2228
01:44:46,367 --> 01:44:48,194
[ woman speaks Russian ] SPASIBO.
2229
01:44:48,238 --> 01:44:51,241
[ man speaks Russian ]
2230
01:45:07,388 --> 01:45:09,738
THE NUMBERS ARE DOWN
IN THE FAR EAST.
2231
01:45:09,781 --> 01:45:11,522
HE'S GONNA WIN
BY THREE. DON'T WORRY.
2232
01:45:11,566 --> 01:45:13,350
WIN BY THREE.
2233
01:45:13,394 --> 01:45:16,397
LOOK AT MOSCOW, NECK AND NECK.
WE SHOULD BE SWEEPING THERE.
2234
01:45:16,440 --> 01:45:18,094
POLLS ARE STILL OPEN.
WIN BY THREE.
2235
01:45:48,298 --> 01:45:51,083
Dick: WE'RE LOSING THE ELECTION.
WHY AREN'T WE UP BY THREE, JOE?
2236
01:45:51,127 --> 01:45:52,737
LOOK AT THE WHERES,
NOT THE WHYS.
2237
01:45:52,781 --> 01:45:55,174
MOST OF THE EARLY NUMBERS
ARE RURAL. WE'RE GONNA MOVE UP.
2238
01:46:07,012 --> 01:46:09,188
[ phone ringing ]
2239
01:46:09,232 --> 01:46:13,062
SHIT'S ABOUT
TO HIT THE CEILING FAN.
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
2240
01:46:16,500 --> 01:46:18,154
DID HE SEE US?
2241
01:46:18,197 --> 01:46:19,677
WE'RE STILL ALIVE,
AREN'T WE?
2242
01:46:19,721 --> 01:46:22,854
YES, WE ARE, AND WE
ARE GOING TO WIN BY THREE.
2243
01:46:26,162 --> 01:46:27,642
WHO'S THIS?
WHO'S THIS?
2244
01:46:27,685 --> 01:46:31,385
[ speaking Russian ]
2245
01:46:34,431 --> 01:46:37,042
[ gasping ]
2246
01:46:40,698 --> 01:46:42,352
[ applause ]
2247
01:46:45,137 --> 01:46:47,052
WHAT'S SHE SAYING?
2248
01:46:52,449 --> 01:46:54,451
EXCUSE ME. DO YOU
SPEAK ENGLISH?
2249
01:46:54,495 --> 01:46:56,148
DA...YES, SIR.
2250
01:46:56,192 --> 01:46:58,977
UH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
CAN YOU TELL US
WHAT SHE'S SAYING?
2251
01:46:59,021 --> 01:47:01,371
SHE'S PREDICTING YELTSIN
WINNING BY THREE.
2252
01:47:01,415 --> 01:47:03,547
BY THREE?YES.
2253
01:47:03,591 --> 01:47:05,157
SHE SAID THAT? DA.
2254
01:47:05,201 --> 01:47:06,420
WHAT ELSE?
ANYTHING ELSE?
2255
01:47:06,463 --> 01:47:08,900
SHE'S ALSO SAYING,
BASED ON THE EXIT POLLS,
2256
01:47:08,944 --> 01:47:11,076
THE ONLY THING RUSSIANS
LIKE LESS THAN YELTSIN
2257
01:47:11,120 --> 01:47:13,252
IS THE PROSPECT
OF UPHEAVAL.
2258
01:47:13,296 --> 01:47:16,081
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
WE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!
2259
01:47:16,125 --> 01:47:19,041
SEE? JUST SCIENCE.
JUST REAL SCIENCE.
2260
01:47:19,084 --> 01:47:20,434
[ laughing ]
2261
01:48:06,654 --> 01:48:07,872
Dick: TELL HIM
WE DO WANT THE GIG.
2262
01:48:07,916 --> 01:48:08,960
WE'RE JUST GONNA
BE A LITTLE LATE.
2263
01:48:09,004 --> 01:48:10,222
Joe: I'M GREAT!
WE WON, DIDN'T WE?
2264
01:48:10,266 --> 01:48:11,485
TELL THEM TO KEEP
THEIR PANTS ON.
2265
01:48:11,528 --> 01:48:13,008
UH-HUH.OKAY. BYE.
2266
01:48:13,051 --> 01:48:14,531
YEAH.[ beep ]
2267
01:48:14,575 --> 01:48:16,751
LOOK AT THIS TRAFFIC.
2268
01:48:16,794 --> 01:48:18,230
WE'RE NEVER GONNA
MAKE OUR FLIGHT.
2269
01:48:18,274 --> 01:48:20,885
WE'LL MAKE IT
WITH 20 TO SPARE.
2270
01:48:20,929 --> 01:48:22,931
WE SHOULD'VE
NEVER DROPPED LUKOIL.
2271
01:48:22,974 --> 01:48:26,151
THOSE STOCKS QUADRUPLED
SINCE WE BOUGHT IT.
2272
01:48:26,195 --> 01:48:29,111
THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I LISTEN TO YOU, GEORGE.
2273
01:48:29,154 --> 01:48:31,896
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
2274
01:48:32,897 --> 01:48:36,945
[ chatter ]
2275
01:48:36,988 --> 01:48:38,990
SHLYAPA? SHLYAPA.
2276
01:48:42,298 --> 01:48:44,518
SPASIBO.
2277
01:48:53,048 --> 01:48:56,181
IT'S JUNE, GEORGE.
2278
01:49:00,534 --> 01:49:05,147
[ Joe and George humming
Russian national anthem ]
2279
01:49:09,368 --> 01:49:12,763
♪ ...UNITES
THE HUMAN RACE ♪
2280
01:49:12,807 --> 01:49:14,417
BUT ONLY FOR
THE VERY RICH.
2281
01:49:24,688 --> 01:49:26,560
OH, YOU DON'T
KNOW THIS?
2282
01:49:36,744 --> 01:49:40,922
Elvis Impersonator:
♪ LOVE ME SWEET AND TENDER
2283
01:49:40,965 --> 01:49:44,273
♪ LOVE ME DEEP AND TRUE
2284
01:49:44,316 --> 01:49:45,840
[ speaks Russian ]
2285
01:49:45,883 --> 01:49:49,452
♪ DARLING, I SURRENDER
2286
01:49:49,495 --> 01:49:52,107
♪ ALL MY DREAMS TO YOU
2287
01:49:52,150 --> 01:49:54,196
[ speaks Russian ]
2288
01:49:54,239 --> 01:49:56,285
♪ ALL MY DREAMS
2289
01:49:56,328 --> 01:49:58,548
♪ ALL MY DREAMS
2290
01:49:58,592 --> 01:50:01,116
♪ I WILL GIVE TO YOU
2291
01:50:01,159 --> 01:50:02,857
[ speaks Russian ]
2292
01:50:02,900 --> 01:50:06,774
♪ LOVE ME SWEET AND TENDER
2293
01:50:06,817 --> 01:50:10,038
♪ DARLING, I LOVE YOU
2294
01:50:12,257 --> 01:50:15,565
[ speaking Russian ]
2295
01:50:20,135 --> 01:50:24,052
♪ TELL ME THAT
I'M THE LUCKY ONE ♪
2296
01:50:26,141 --> 01:50:30,275
♪ TELL ME THAT
YOU'LL BE THERE ♪
2297
01:50:31,537 --> 01:50:35,846
[ singing in Russian ]
2298
01:50:38,283 --> 01:50:41,896
♪ TELL ME THAT
YOU STILL CARE ♪
2299
01:50:44,376 --> 01:50:47,118
♪ TELL ME, DARLING, THAT I
2300
01:50:47,162 --> 01:50:50,339
♪ I'LL BE YOUR ONE
AND ONLY GUY ♪
2301
01:50:50,382 --> 01:50:54,778
[ singing in Russian ]
2302
01:50:56,432 --> 01:50:59,261
♪ TELL ME, DARLING, THAT YOU
2303
01:50:59,304 --> 01:51:02,133
♪ YOU'LL BE MY ONE
AND ONLY GIRL ♪
2304
01:51:02,177 --> 01:51:06,224
♪ YOU'LL BE MY ONE
AND ONLY LOVE ♪
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