All language subtitles for Going.in.Style.1979.WEBRip.x264-ION10_English

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[pigeons cooing]

How come you're always
feedin' them, Willie?

You know, they say
they bring disease.

Never brought me no disease.

Look, don't get me wrong.

I'm not one of those guys
who's got it out for pigeons.

I like 'em. Nice to have
a little nature around.

But it's just that
I heard they cause disease.

Yeah, well..

Yehh!

What the hell's the matter
with this kid?

If he eats any more
jelly donuts, they're gonna

have to take him to kindergarten
in a moving van.

Look at that mug.

Got one of them heads
they make piss pots out of.

Get the hell out of here.

[sighs]

Too much excitement
for one day.

I'm telling ya.

I'm sick of this shit.

Yeah, but it beats getting hit
in the head with a dull ax.

Yeah?
I wonder about that.

Ah! Let's go home.

Checks are probably in by now.

Jesus Christ.
Forty nine dollars?

Who's using all the lights?

Don't look at me.

Al?

- What?
- Don't what me.

Every time you get up
to take a leak at night

you forget to shut
the light off in the bathroom.

What are you talkin' about?
I don't ever turn the lights on.

No wonder the seat's
always wet in the morning.

At least
I don't forget to flush.

What are you tryin' to say?
I never forget to flush.

Alright, alright. I'm sorry
I brought it up already.

Let's forget about it,
okay? Come on.

Nothing to start
fighting about.

It's only a couple of dollars.

[female #1]
'I'll be with you in a minute.'

[indistinct chattering]

♪ There are tears in the eyes
of the regular guys ♪

♪ New York ain't New York
anymore it's sad ♪

♪ New York ain't
New York anymore ♪♪

I should have bought a house
right after the war

when I had the chance.

You alright, Joe?

Yeah. I'm okay.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

You haven't eaten much lately.

That could be a sign
of somethin'.

Nah, just haven't had
an appetite.

- What?
- Nothing.

- You sure you're okay?
- Yeah.

Just thinking about things,
that's all, you know.

Alright.

[siren wailing in distance]

[engine revving in distance]

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Two thirty seven..

...times thirty six..

Thanks.

Thanks.

A little more water.

That's good.

Thanks.

[grunts]

How do you feel this morning,
Al?

Pretty good.

Willie?

Alright.

Well, that's good to hear.

Me, on the other hand,
if I got to spend another day

doin' nothing,
but sitting around in that park

looking at them ugly kids,
I'm gonna go nuts.

Uh, how would you...
how would you guys

like to go on a stickup with me?

What was that?

I said, how's about
we all go on a stickup?

It's foolproof.

If it works,
we'll be in great shape.

If not, maybe they'll give us
three years.

Maybe.

That would be
free room and board.

And when we get out,
we'd each have 36

social security checks
waiting for us.

That, by the way,
adds up to 8532 bucks..

...apiece.

Not a bad piece of change.

Maybe we could all
put it together

and buy one of them
newspaper and candy stands

in one of them big buildings
in Manhattan.

A friend of mine's son
bought him one.

Lives pretty good.

But what the hell
am I talking about that for?

That's only if we get caught

and I don't think
we'd get caught.

Well?

- Well what?
- Well, what do you guys think?

[chuckling]
I don't know but..

...sounds like a great idea.

Willie?

What do you mean
it sounds like a great idea?

I don't know
what you're talking about?

Are you talking about
actually doing this, or what?

Yeah, actually doing this.

Do you hear what you're saying?

Look, let me tell you
something, Willie.

I gotta look back and say
that my life was okay.

I got my share of everything
but money.

And the guys who went out for
that, some of them got it today

but they put too much time
in getting it.

Whatever. That's history.

Right now, here we are,
and I ain't complaining.

'But things would be a hell
of a lot easier'

if we had a little extra cash.

And besides,
what the hell could we lose?

Either we get the money
or we get caught.

We're winners either way.

I did some stealing
during the war

so I'll set everything up.

What do you mean
you did some stealing?

Never mind what I mean.

Hello, Mrs. Fein.

- Oh, how are you boys?
- Fine.

- You're looking great.
- Thank you.

- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

Thank you. Goodbye.

We're gonna, we're gonna
need some guns.

I don't believe this.

Willie..

...we're gonna need your help.

But I respect your feelings.

If you don't wanna go,
you don't have to.

But I want you to know,
you'll still be our partner

and we'll cut you in
on everything.

That is if it's okay
with you, Al.

- Of course, it's okay with me.
- Good.

Yeah? And if you go to jail, am
I still gonna be your partner?

Through thick and thin,
for better or worse

you'll always be our partner.

Ah!

Listen, my nephew, Pete
is a gun nut.

He's got a small collection.

Keeps in a cabinet
down in his basement.

Well?

Well, I'm goin' over there
to watch his kids

this afternoon for an hour
or two.

- I'll check it out.
- Great.

But, Al, make sure that
you don't say nothing to nobody.

Of course, I won't say
nothing to nobody.

Good.

Don't worry about a thing,
Willie.

We're gonna make you
feel young again.

Bang! Bang!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

It's all set.
We got no problems.

We've got four pistols.

You want rifles?
We got rifles.

Pete's got a couple
of rifles too, you know.

No rifles.

Well, after all
we've got four pistols.

Now one of them
is one of those, uh..

...heavy machine, uh, German..

One of those heavy
German machine pistols.

I don't think
that's too good, you know.

I-I think we can do without that
but the other three are perfect.

Good, you think
you'll have any problem

getting them out of there?

Joe..

...piece of cake.

When all this is over

we'll give your nephew
some money.

But, everybody, remember,
we get caught

we don't tell
where we got the guns, right?

Of course not.

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What are we gonna stickup?

I was just thinking about that.

Uh, might as well
make it a bank, right?

I guess so.
Might as well.

Willie, what do you think?

You're asking the wrong person.

Well, I think a bank
would be pretty good.

We might as well go all the way.

Besides I think they're insured
for this kind of thing anyways.

Not one in the neighborhood
though. They'll know us there.

Tomorrow we'll take a ride
into the city and look around.

Must be a million
good banks there.

Gonna come along with us
for the ride, Willie?

Yeah.
No funny stuff.

No funny stuff.

Serious stuff.

[indistinct chattering]

Feels great to be
doing something, huh?

You said it.

[laughing]

[Joe]
'Jesus. Don't anybody
work up here?'

'They're all out walking.'

You know,
I haven't been in the city

since I stopped driving the cab.

Boy.

It's been a long time
for me too.

I forgot how many beautiful
women there are around up here.

A lot of good
they're gonna do you now.

I still kind of like
to look at them.

[Joe]
'Boy, this place is beautiful.'

'Well, what do you think?'

[Al]
'I don't know.
What are we lookin' for?'

[Joe]
'I don't know, but I kinda
like this one though.'

'What do you think?'

[Al]
'I guess it would be alright.'

Willie, what do you think?

It's sure nicer than the one
in the neighborhood.

Well, looks good to me.

There's only one guard. We ain't
gonna do better than that.

Should we call it this one?

Well?

- Yeah, I guess so.
- Good.

- Might as well.
- Good.

Uh, Joe..

...you think we maybe
ought to look at some more?

Nah. What for?
Bank's a bank.

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What are we gonna do about
all those cameras in there?

- That-that will be no problem.
- Onions?

- Nah, better not.
- Come on, live a little.

Come on, live it up.

Okay. Onions.

Everything on mine.

Uh-uh, put that away.

These are on me.

By next week, we'll be going out
for Chinese food every night.

Joe, you really think
this is gonna work?

What does it matter?
I feel like I'm 40 again.

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[indistinct chattering]

[female #2]
'Whoo!'

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[male #1]
'Yeah!'

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Alright!

[cheering and applauding]

[thundering]

[Al laughing]

- Wee!
- Boy.

Hmm.

Well, I tell you what.

We'll take a gypsy cab there

and tell him to wait
while we go inside.

Those gypsy cab drivers
don't keep a record

of where they go or what.

We'll act dopey
and we'll give him a good deal.

He won't figure three old guys
could be up to anything.

And just to be safe,
we'll take a, uh, a-a bus

to Corona first, and maybe
we'll take the cab from there.

That will make everything
harder to trace.

Boy, you must have done
some stealing durin' the war.

A stickup guy I used to know
a long time ago

told me that the most
important thing is to put

fear into everybody right away.

So when we get in there,
let me do all the talking.

When do you wanna do this?

When do you think
you can get the guns?

Anytime.

Could you get them today
for instance?

I guess so. Sure.

Oh, if that's the case,
then we might as well

go back there tomorrow
and make our withdrawal.

No sense in waiting around,
right?

I guess not, huh?

[Joe]
'They look like
they'd be a little too warm.'

'You probably can't breathe
too good through them.'

'Probably can't see too good
through them either.'

I think
these would be pretty good.

Easy to carry around,
easy to take on and off.

Whatever you say, Joe.

You recognized me.

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Boy, won't the kids,
uh, love these?

Yeah.

[knocking]

Kathy?

- Hey, how are you doing, Al?
- Pete.

Come on in.
I was just on my way out.

What are you doin' home
in the middle of the day?

Uh, I'm taking an early shift
over at the station.

I picked up a job at night
bartending up in the Bronx.

Come on in.

Geez, all the way
up in the Bronx, huh?

Well, it ain't so bad.

Hardest part's getting
my fingernails cleaned up

to tend bar after working
on them cars all day.

- 'Hi, Al, how are you doing?'
- Pretty good, dear.

Sit down.
Do you want some coffee?

No, thanks.
I can't stay too long.

I was just walking by, and
thought I'd drop in say hello.

Hello, Uncle Al.

Oh, look, I'm sorry, but, uh,
I got to run out right now.

Are you gonna stay for dinner?

No, thanks, Pete.
Not today.

I gotta meet
Joe and Willie soon.

Okay. Well, I'll see you
later on then, huh?

- Goodbye.
- See you tonight, sweetie.

- 'Bye-bye.'
- Bye-bye.

So long.

[giggling]

[giggling]

[grunts]

How's my beautiful princess
today?

Good.

- Been a good girl, huh?
- Yeah.

You're always good.

Why don't you show Uncle Al
the pictures you drew?

- They're upstairs.
- Did you draw some pictures?

Yeah. They're upstairs.

Think I might be able
to see them?

Yeah.

Do you want me
to come upstairs with you?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- What are we waiting for?
- What?

Let's go. Up! Wait for me.

Wait for me, honey.

[laughing]

You go ahead upstairs.
I'll be up in a minute.

- Go ahead.
- Okay.

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He must have had
a million kinds of bullets.

I didn't know which were for
which guns so I took 'em all.

I figured we'd figure it out
when I got home here.

Are we gonna use real bullets?

Willie, if we don't do this
thing right and we get caught

the bleeding hearts in the city
will put us on probation

and this whole thing will only
wind up costing us a fortune

on subway tokens goin' to see
some probation officer.

After the stickup, we're gonna
have to get rid of our clothes.

So wear something
you can throw away.

These are very attractive.

You pick these out, Willie?

As soon as we get
into the bank, Al

I want you to hold your gun
on the guard

while me and Willie
collect the dough.

We'll have them fill up
that airline bag I got.

I figure that ought to hold
a nice couple of dollars.

Then we'll get out there fast,
get back into the gypsy cab

'but instead of taking it
all the way back here'

'we'll get out
and hope into the subway.'

That will help confuse
everything.

Any questions?

What if we get shot?

What's the difference?

Yeah, Willie,
what's the difference?

[Al]
'What's the matter, Willie?'

Can't sleep.

[sighs]

Willie, what's the matter?

Well..

...I had a dream about Bobby.

My oldest son when I spanked him
once when he was little.

I don't even remember
what the hell it was all about.

What could it have been?

Come home from work

my wife tells me
he did something wrong

whatever it was.

So I ask him why he did it.

He says he didn't do it.

So I crack him
across the...rear end

and I ask him again.

He still says he didn't do it,
whatever it was.

So I crack him again.

I was young at that time.

I didn't want to let him
get the best of me.

Can you imagine that?

I kept smacking him

across that little
rear end of his

till finally he said,
yeah, yeah.

Whatever the hell it was,
he did it.

Then he ran to the bed..

...put his head
in the pillow..

...wouldn't look at me.

[exhales]

We never had any fun
after that.

He only lasted till he was 18,
that kid.

I never got the chance
to explain.

[sobbing]

Willie.

Come on, Willie.

Get some sleep.

[alarm buzzing]

[grunts]

[sighs]

[Joe humming]

No wonder the big tube we bought
a week ago is practically gone.

You don't have
to use that much.

Willie..

...we're gonna be rich
in a couple hours.

Leave me alone.

I don't know
if I'm gonna shave.

- You're gonna shave?
- I don't know.

Joe.

Are you shaving?

No, I'm pouring coffee.

I mean, are you shaving
this morning?

I'm not gonna shave.
You can shave if you want to.

Nah. What the hell for?

[Joe]
Nope. This is too big.

- Too big, too big, too big.
- 'Try this one.'

Too small.

- Here.
- Yeah.

- No, that's--
- No, that's a small one too.

Let's see.

Yeah, that works.
Yeah, more like that.

Well, let me see that one.
We'll match--

Right there.
Look, that's it, right there.

Good.

Good.

[Al]
'Here's another one like that.'

Too small. Willie is doin'
a better job than you are.

- Well, Willie's in the way.
- Yeah.

Alright, alright, Willie,
no, that's..

- 'That's good.'
- That's the big one.

[Joe]
'Yes, it is?
No, let me see that.'

- Yes--
- 'No, it isn't. It's perfect.'

'Good, good, good.'

That's it.

That's not it.
Let's start again.

- Let's start from scratch.
- The bank will be closed.

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My, don't you look snappy.

I used to wear this
when I was bartending.

Here. Put these in your pocket.

Which one do you want?

Don't make no difference to me.

Yeah.

No, button-button
your top button.

- Oh!
- Right there.

- That's it.
- Am I okay?

Fine. Can you see mine?

- Looks fine to me.
- Me too.

Okay, then.

Let's get going.

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[tires screeching]

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[Willie]
Could we go over the whole thing
one more time?

If we go through this again,
I'm really gonna get nervous.

Don't you worry about a thing.
I'll be watching out for you.

Just stick by me and stay loose.

[whistles]

That was quick.

I didn't know
you could whistle like that.

Haven't done it in a while.

How you doin' today?

Me and my friends would like
to know how much you'd charge us

to take us to Manhattan
and back?

'One of 'em gotta go to a bank'

'on 36th Street, Broadway
to sign a will.'

'He'll only be there
for a few minutes.'

The guy's already
waitin' there for us.

Thirty dollars.

It'll be $30. Gee,
that's a lot of money but okay.

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This is where you wanna go,
right?

That's right.

Okay.

Come on.

[Joe]
You make a move and my friend
will blow your brains out

and don't think he won't do it.

Alright, this is a stickup.

'Touch them buzzers,
and we start blasting.'

I want everyone out here
to get down on the floor.

And you back there,
start pushing that money

through them windows.

[door opens]

You've gotta be kidding.

[gunshot]

[shattering]

That's better. No nonsense
and no one gets hurt.

[male #2]
'What does his secretary
got to do with it?'

I don't know,
but I think she's got kinda--

You! I'll get them. You!

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Both of you, get over there!

Sit down.
Come on, get over there!

That's better.

Now just sit tight
and don't get any bright ideas.

You got me?

What?

Nothing. Help me
fill up the bag.

Now put it all in here.
That's it.

That's it. Both the hands.
Attagirl.

Keep going.

Good, good. Right there,
that big bundle.

Good, you did a nice job. Tell
your boss to give you a raise.

Thought we were kidding, huh?

Let's go. Help him.

That's it. Help him.

'Good, good.'

Let's go.

Right there.
Put it all in.

That's it.
Right, right, right.

Good, good.
Love your hairdo.

Now, I want all of you
to lie down also.

And make it snappy!

You too. Down.

Guess that's it.
Let's get out of here.

Okay, let's go!

[instrumental music]

[siren wailing]

There you go.
Keep the change.

[music continues]

I've got the tokens already.

Here. Open this bag.

'That's it.'

Al!

Al, will you help me?

'Come on, come on, come on.'

Hey, forget it, forget it!

[music continues]

Here, throw this.
Throw this in there.

- Put that in.
- Okay.

Willie!

'Willie, get back here.'

[laughing]

[mumbling]

- How much yours come to?
- Shh!

Uh..

I got $11,518.

[chuckling]

What did yours come to?

Nine thousand eight hundred
and twenty one big ones.

Nine thousand eight hundred
and twenty one big ones. Willie?

Fourteen thousand two hundred
and sixteen.

Geronimo!

...thousand two hundred
and sixteen.

That's five..

Five..

Thirty five thousand five
hundred and fifty five dollars.

Phew!

Should have hit the safe too.
We were right there.

First thing we gotta do
is change our clothes

and get rid of all this cash.
We can't keep it around here.

'If they find out who we are'

'they'll tear this place
to pieces.'

Uh, listen,
I got an old suitcase

I keep at Pete and Kathy's.

I think there's gonna be room
enough in there for all this.

Does it got a lock on it?

It's got a lock on it.

You know Pete and Kathy.

They never go through my stuff
anyways.

What do you think, Willie?
You-you alright?

Yeah. Uh..

If you fellas, uh, think
it will be safe there

it's alright with me.

Alright? Alright.

I ought to get going.

[indistinct chattering]

You're sure you're alright?

Yeah.

I think the excitement must have
upset my stomach a little.

Should we get you some
Alka-Seltzer or something?

Nah. Fresh air
will take care of it.

[man on radio]
'Not too long after they opened
their doors this morning'

'The Union Marine Bank on 36th
Street, Broadway in Manhattan..'

Listen.

[man on radio]
'...by three masked gunmen.'

'They made off
with over $50,000 in cash.'

'However the thing
that makes this bank robbery'

'a little different
from the usual bank robbery'

'is that these bank robbers
were a little different.'

'Eyewitnesses at the scene..'

- All done.
- Ssh. Ssh.

- Pete didn't--
- Ssh! Listen to this.

[man on radio]
'...all three gunmen
were well into their 70s.'

'The Gray Panthers,
a lobbyist organization'

'for senior citizens' rights
do point out that the incident'

'dramatizes what the Panthers
call the woeful inadequacy'

'of the current government
programs that attempt'

'to deal with the elderly.'

'There is confusion today over
the newest labor department..'

We're famous.

Did everything go alright?

- Perfect.
- Good. Good.

Pete didn't miss
the guns or nothin'.

The money is locked
in one of my suitcases

stashed way in the back
of one of his closets.

Well, that's that.

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[indistinct chattering]

- 'Come on.'
- 'Hey, you!'

[music continues]

[siren wailing]

[Joe]
'Yeah. Could you let me
talk to Mr. Bender, please?'

'Joe Harris.'

[indistinct chattering]

'Bender? Joe Harris.'

'Yeah.'

Okay, listen, uh..

I'm down here
at the Queensborough Hospital

with Al and, uh, uh..

...Willie, Willie just died.

Yeah.

No. Just like that.

The doctor says
his heart just gave out.

Anyways, could you send somebody
down here to pick him up?

Me and Al will come over there
in a little while

and settle on all
the arrangements with you.

Yeah, let's do it up nice
this time, okay?

The hell
with the Social Security.

We're gonna be
taking care of it.

Yeah. Cash, Bender.
Don't worry.

Yeah. Right. Right.

See you in a little while.

[honking]

Pete?

Al, you okay?

Yeah.

- Hi, Joe.
- Hi.

We heard about Willie.

Jesus, we feel terrible.

- Yeah.
- We got so worried.

We kept calling,
but nobody answered.

Listen, we, uh..

...want you to come over to
our house for a couple of days.

Let us take care of you
till this whole thing's over.

What do you say?

It would be great, Al.

You can relax
and fool around with the kids.

Help you take your mind
off of things.

- You think so, Joe?
- Yeah.

- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah, come on.

Stop being a baby.
Go ahead.

Okay.

I'll go up
and get some clothes.

You've still got the clothes
you left over

when you sat for the kids.

Yeah. Come on, Al.

You gonna be alright, Joe?

Go ahead, go ahead.
Don't bother.

I'll be fine.

Joe.

We got plenty of room.

And the kids love playing
with you too, you know that.

Thanks, Pete

but I'd kinda like
to be alone tonight anyways.

Go ahead, take care
of your uncle. I'll be alright.

Okay.

Well, we'll-we'll see you
later on then, huh?

- Okay.
- Yeah.

If you change your mind,
or you need anything

just give us a call.

- You got our number?
- Yeah, I got it upstairs.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[music continues]

[sobbing]

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Crying and pissing in your pants
like a three-month-old baby.

Well, I guess the whole goddamn
cycle is complete now.

What a day this is gonna be.

[squealing]

Oh!

How's my little bunny rabbit?

Good.

Your mommy and daddy here?

Yeah.

You gonna say hello
to my friend?

Yeah.

- You remember his name?
- Yeah.

- What's his name?
- Joe.

That's right, sugar plum.
Say hello to Joe.

Hi..
Hello, Joe.

Hello, sweetheart.

You feelin' a little better
this morning, Al?

Oh, yeah.

- How are you doin', Joe?
- Pretty good.

Remember, uh,
our offer's still open.

Thanks a lot, but I'm alright.

- 'You sure now?'
- Yeah. Thanks.

Excuse me, I, uh, I gotta see
what's doing down there.

Okay.

We'll see Joe later, alright?

Looking sharp, Kevin.

[instrumental music]

Feels funny to say,
but I get the feeling

I'm gonna be joining you
real soon, Willie.

[indistinct chattering]

[Al]
'What grade did you say
Kevin was at?'

- 'Third now.'
- 'I'm going to fourth.'

[Al]
'That figures.
It follows after third.'

[laughing]

Boy, you know
it's been four years.

Two lights together.
Look. Look.

- Yeah?
- Two lights together.

- No, is that so?
- Hmm.

[Al]
'Oh, that's right, yeah.'

[Kevin]
'This is my summer va-vacation'

'in between third and fourth.'

[Pete]
'That's right,
third and fourth.

[Al]
'You get what vacation?'

[Kevin]
'This is my summer vacation..'

Al?

'Can I talk to you
for a minute?'

Here, I'll take her.
Come on, sweetheart, right here.

Boom. Boom. Boom.

- What's up?
- Come here.

What do you say
we give 25,000 to Pete?

What do you mean?

I mean, why don't
we give him $25,000?

That will leave us 10,000.

And what the hell
were we gonna do

with all that money anyways?

Oh!

That would be great.

That would be alright with you?

It was my idea, wasn't it?

Pete, can we talk to you
for a minute?

Sure.

Uh, why don't we go next door
so we can have a little privacy?

Okay. Is everything alright?

Yeah, yeah.
Everything's fine.

Okay. Here, sweetheart.

[coughs]

You want a beer?

Okay.

Boone?

'Uh, two beers, please.'

You know, uh..

...I'm beginning
to feel a little better.

I think I'll go back to my own
place and stay there tonight.

Okay.

Is that what you called me
in here for?

No, of course not.

Now, Pete, you can't
tell this to anybody.

Sure. What is it?

Willie left us a $25,000
life insurance policy.

Now, Joe and I talked it over
and..

...we wanna give you
the 25,000 to..

...use as a down payment
on your own gas station.

What?

[Boone]
'There you are.'

Thanks.

Uh, I don't understand.

Look, uh, we don't have
too much use for $25,000.

But me and Al could sure use
an extra $20 a week.

So we figured we'll give you
the 25 grand

and in exchange, you give us
$20 a week until we die.

What do you say?

[chuckles]

I don't know what to say.

Just say okay.

Okay.

Alright, then. It's settled.

[chuckles]

[instrumental music]

Boy, am I glad
that's all over with.

Yeah. Hmm.

Me too.

Poor Willie never even got
to spend any of the dough.

Joe..

...what are you gonna do
with all that money anyways?

I don't know.
You wanna go to the movies?

I didn't mean right now.
I mean..

- You know..
- No, I don't know. What?

Twenty years from now?

- So?
- I don't know.

Maybe you wanna go
out to the track

and bet on a couple races.

Too tired.

Maybe you ought to
take some vitamins.

Now that we've got some money

we can afford to get
some vitamins for you.

They don't do
anything for you.

No, I hear they do.

They say they give you energy.

- Yeah?
- That's what they say.

I don't know.

You know, for the first time
in 15 years

I feel like I need a vacation.

Why don't we take
some of that money

and go to Hawaii or Miami,
some place nice like that?

[chuckles]
Yeah?

Yeah. Why the hell not?
Let's go out to Las Vegas.

Always had to be a $2 bettor.

Now I could do
some real gambling

and you can get some rest.

Sounds good to me.

How do we get there?

I don't know.
Plane, I guess.

I've never been
on a plane before.

Neither have I.

So what?
We're only young once.

[instrumental music]

How much money did you get?

Took along around 5000.
Think that ought to be enough?

I think we'll be able
to squeak by on that.

- Got everything in there?
- Everything.

Got us clothes, underwear,
everything.

Toothbrushes,
everything we need.

And I picked these up for you.

- What's this?
- Vitamins.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

To the airport.

Which one?

- The big one.
- Kennedy?

[Joe]
'That's it.'

[instrumental music]

Well, that's it.
We're on our way.

That's it?

You mean, you just buy
the tickets and that's it?

That's it.

It's amazing.

Don't need no reservations
or nothing?

I guess not.

What time do we have
to be on the plane?

About three minutes, Al.

Three minutes?

Three minutes.

[rumbling]

[Al]
'What's that rumbling sound?'

[Joe]
'You asking me?'

[Al]
'Joe, the wings are shaking.'

[Joe]
'Just close your eyes
and don't worry about it.'

[Al]
'Oh, my God.'

'Oh, God!'

'Oh, my God!'

'Oh, my God in heaven!'

[instrumental music]

Gentlemen.

Right this way, sir.

[music continues]

[music continues]

[indistinct chattering]

- Bet's on the eight.
- Only a six here.

Nine. Nine up here.

Nine, nine up here, nine.

Only a six now.

Six to win.

Your roll now.

Ten! Ten the hard way.

Two fives the hard way, ten.

'Oh, here they go.
Make your bets.'

'The line of six.'

'Six will win the money.
Only a six.'

Do you under..
Do you understand any of this?

It looks the same
like we used to play

during the First World War.

Except here, it looks
a little more comfortable.

Only a six now.
Six for a win.

Nine, nine, nine,
upfield nine.

Could, uh, could we get $2,500
worth of chips, please?

[male #3]
'Change coming in.'

Only a six. Six will win.

Ten! Ten a pair.
Fifteen, he's in.

Make sure that's right,
will you?

- Change only.
- You know what you're doin'?

- I think so.
- 'Thirty five dollar here.'

'On the left.'

- Give him 2500 worth chips.
- Okay, thanks.

Right.

Only a six, shooter.

Six to win. Here they roll.

Seven out! Nine away.
No six. Seven out.

Last comes in.
No one gets paid. Seven in.

- You lose then?
- He lost, yeah.

Alright, here we go.
A new shooter coming out.

- You'll be the shooter, sir.
- I'll pass the dice.

[male #4]
'Alright.
Which shooter's next?'

- What does that mean? I go?
- Just pick up two and throw.

[male #4]
'Alright, here they go.
Bet 'em now. Now's the time..'

- Ah!
- I'll pick up two of the dice?

Yeah, just pick up
two of the dice.

You need to make a bet, sir.

Oh, 100 on the line.

- Very good.
- Throw 'em nice now.

- Just two?
- Pick up two.

Two.

Alright, here they go.

- 'Let it roll.'
- Alright.

- Shooter's coming now.
- Throw 'em.

They roll, they go..

Five, five!

You, uh, you give odds
on the five?

Three to two, sir.

I'd like to put another 200
on the five.

- Where do I do that?
- You put your money here..

Okay. There you are.

Sir, you must hit the end rail
every time you throw the dice.

- Must hit the end.
- Oh, okay.

- I'm sorry. Yeah.
- 'That's quite alright, sir.'

You gotta roll all the way down
to hit that and come back?

- Right.
- 'They roll again.'

- Same two dice?
- Same two dice.

Shoot 'em right up, sir.
Here we go.

'On the five. Five a win..'

'Eight. It is the eight.'

- What does eight mean?
- Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

Five is what we want.

A three and a two.
A four and a one.

Coming out again.
Bet 'em up.

Crap 11, 7. Now's the time.

- Get 'em down and roll.
- Go five, Al.

Three and a two, and a four
and one, I want a five.

- Five!
- Five a winner..

That's a win now.
Attaboy, Al!

[male #4]
'Twenty five dollar limit.
Who else? Crap 11 now.'

- Okay.
- 'One bet, high 11.'

Three hundred dollars
on the lines

says my friend Al
who throws 'em right.

- Throw it, Al.
- 'Here they go. They roll.'

- I'm betting 300, Al.
- Shooter coming out.

- Do it.
- They roll. They go..

Seven winner!

'Winner seven.
All working..'

We just won 300.

We're ahead about $600.
Another 300.

[male #4]
'Coming out again! Let it roll!'

Another 300.

Seven a winner!

We're winning a fortune!

Look at this, a $500 chip.

Okay, another 500
on the line.

Another 500 on the line.

Roll that again.
Here they go. They roll.

- Yo, 11!
- 'Eleven!'

Eleven. Pretty good, Al.

Eleven.

A th-thousand dollars
on the line.

Sir, this table
has a $500 limit.

You must be kidding.
What is this? A kid's game?

Well, you can make another bet
in the field or come bet

or place bet, but $500 is all
you can bet per number.

Okay, pal.

Five hundred on four.

Five hundred dollars each?

- Five, five.
- Five hundred dollars, five.

- Five on a six.
- Five hundred dollars, six.

- Five on the eight.
- Five hundred on the eight.

- 'Five on the nine.'
- 'Five hundred dollars, nine.'

- 'And five on the ten.'
- 'You're set.'

Now, we've got
everything covered.

- What do I do now?
- Just throw the dice.

Just throw the dice
and shut up.

And stay away from that seven.

- No seven, now.
- Let's go.

'Five, five. No field. Five.'

Al, you're a genius.

I don't know
what the hell I'm doin'.

Don't worry about it.
You just throw those numbers.

- And let me handle this.
- The point is five, shooter.

- Come on, five.
- You need to make five to win.

- Let's see a five.
- I've got to shoot for five?

Shoot just numbers.
Five, four--

I'm just asking.
A five or what?

Six, eight,
anything but a seven.

- No sevens!
- Anything. No seven!

- Five a winner!
- Five! We got another five.

Attaboy, Al.
Thousand dollars right there.

- Look at that.
- Beautiful.

Okay! Come on,
keep throwing those numbers.

- Where's the dice?
- Let's have the bones.

The bones.
Give the man the bones!

'He's got the bones.'

Throw the bones out!

- Wow!
- 'Good.'

[male #4]
'Nine, nine, nine.'

Here we are.
We get some more money.

'You throw the dice and I keep
collecting money, Al.'

Put her right there. Right
there. I don't wanna reach.

I don't wanna hurt myself.
Here you are. How about that?

[laughing]

This is amazing.

- 'A..'
- Number!

- 'Eight.'
- Eight. This is crazy.

- How much are we ahead?
- I can't lift it.

- Well, give me half of it.
- No, no, no.

- You throw the dice.
- 'Here they go. They roll.'

- 'They're in the air.'
- Do it.

- 'Four the hard way!'
- The hard way four.

Get some real money.

Here we are.
We better put 'em in here.

Three red chips, any time.
Another 1000.

Wanna give me another 1,000
for three red chips?

[laughing]
I'm trying to be funny.

Boy, I bet Willie would have
enjoyed all of this.

Yeah. Hey, Willie,
I hope you're watching this.

What am I talking about?

He's probably setting it
all up for us.

- Go ahead. Throw 'em.
- 'Stack 'em up.'

- 'Again?'
- Yes, again.

[male #4]
'Here they go. They roll.'

Do it!

Ten! Hard ten!

- Hard ten.
- 'That's a win.'

Okay, Al, you collect the money.
I'm tired.

[instrumental music]

I'll have cream cheese
and jelly sandwich

on rye bread, sweetheart,
and a cup of coffee, please.

Cream cheese and jelly?
What would you like?

Let me see.

I'll have the same thing.

Alright. Thank you.

After we eat, do you
wanna go to one of them

girlie shows they've got?

I don't know.

I'm getting kind of tired.

Yeah, me too.

I guess we're a little too old
for this kind of nonsense.

[indistinct chatter]

Hello.

Oh, excuse me.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[music continues]

Why, I never dreamt
that a place like this existed.

[male #5]
'You want a six now.
Shoot a six.'

You got a six to make.
Now, make a hard six.

- 'Shoot a six.'
- What?

- 'Shootin' for six.'
- Six is five and a one.

A four and two,
a three and three.

- Five and one make six.
- Six. Six out.

Wait-wait a minute, hold it.

Hold it, he says.

[clears throat]

Throw a six, Al.

Do anything you want,
but throw a six.

- Six! Six!
- Hey, hey, six.

Four and a two, three and three,
five and one. Six, baby!

- Six! Six now.
- Piece of cake!

Winner, six hard!

[all cheering and applauding]

'Hard way winner!'

I ain't, I ain't never,
ever seen anything like this.

[laughing]
That's good sentence structure.

Forty five here and 900 more
here for the hard six.

Pretty good, huh?
How much we got there?

I don't know. I stopped counting
around 20 minutes ago.

And back then,
I had more than 30 grand.

Thirty or thirteen?

Thirty, Al, and that was
20 minutes ago.

And that don't include
the 11 grand from before.

[male #5]
'Got to bet now,
they're coming out.'

- Jesus Christ.
- I know.

You're coming out, same shooter.

Now you're gonna shoot 'em
again, aren't you?

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Uh, let's just go
for one more roll

and then cash in our chips,
and see what's going on, okay?

Okay, anything you say.

Would you take all the bets
off the numbers, please?

- All your bets down.
- Right.

Well, leave-leave 500
on the eight

and 500 on the six.

- Okay.
- Off on the hard six too.

- Hard six off.
- Hard six off.

Right.

Okay, Al, now you can throw 'em.

- Ready, folks?
- Ready.

Seven, eleven,
five and a two.

Six and one, and six and five
are eleven, yipaa!

[male #5]
'Crap dice, crap dice,
take the line.'

'Pay the don't side.
Line away.'

Ah, here you go, gentlemen.

Buy yourselves some hats.

Thank you, sir.

Can I have a rack, please?

- 'The gentleman wants a rack.'
- A rack for these chips.

- How much have we got?
- I'll tell you later.

I mean, how much have we got?
How much are we ahead?

Later, later, later.

- Ladle?
- Later! Later.

I'll tell you later.

Okay. This totals $61,900.

- That's all?
- That's all.

♪ Da da da dee

♪ Dum da dum ♪

We gotta get out of here
right away.

What has that come to
with what we won before?

A little over 73 grand.

This is serious stuff.

Some of them bums downstairs
are gonna try and rob us

or the FBI will wanna know
who the old guys are.

I read in the paper once
where they hang out

in joints like this
looking for crooks.

So what do we do?

We gotta get the money
and the hell out of here.

May I help you?

Yes, um..

You see, me and my friend here

won a whole bunch of money
at your crap tables here.

And we're looking
for a little bag about so big

like one of those overnight bags
or something like that

to take the money
back home with us.

'Something with a lock on it
if you've got it.'

In leather, I presume.

Leather sounds nice.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Remember us?
- Oh, sure.

We came to pick up our money.

Here's our receipts.

If you gentlemen will wait
a moment

I'll have a check drawn for you.

Uh, we'd, uh, we prefer it
in cash if you can.

Well, normally
when it is this amount

we do like to have
a company check drawn.

'It's basically
like a cashier's check.'

Yeah, well, we'd-we'd kind
of like the cash instead.

Stuff some clothes in here.

[instrumental music]

- Here you are, kid.
- Thank you, sir.

[music continues]

Maybe we should
have spent the night.

I'm exhausted.

It didn't feel to me
right back there.

Believe me,
this is the best way.

You can get some sleep
on the plane.

You kiddin'?

I could sooner fall asleep
on a roller coaster.

I don't like them jets.

I don't trust no plane
that ain't got propellers.

[groaning]

Ah.

[grunts]

[groans]

Oh!

You were great back there, Al.

Bet you them guys never saw
nobody roll like that before.

You weren't doing too bad
either, you know.

The way you kept moving
them chips around, boy.

Yeah.

Feels like
we've lived two lives.

One before the robbery,
and one after.

[man on radio]
'The city budget continues to be
the main point of contention'

between the mayor
and city council president.'

'The mayor says the council's
decision to spend'

'an additional $8 million for
the budget was irresponsible.'

'There's been some movement
in the investigation'

'of that bank robbery
at Broadway'

'in 36th Street last Thursday.'

'Although the FBI
isn't saying much'

'a source at the police
department tells WINS'

'he wouldn't be surprised
if there was a break'

'in the case
of the three elderly men'

'who held up
The Union Marine Bank.'

'He characterized the robbery
as a job done by'

quote,
a careless group of amateurs.'

What the hell are you
talking about?

A careless group of amateurs.

Wake up, Al.

The cops just called us
a bunch of amateurs.

I suppose you got to knock off
a bank every other week

in order to get some respect
from those jerks.

Al, wake up.

Al.

Al, wake up.

Al.

Al?

Joe. Hey, how you doing?
Come on in.

Thanks.

- Where's Al?
- He's at home.

I, um, I just came over
to talk to you about some stuff.

Oh, sure, sure.

- Nothing wrong, is there?
- No. No.

Oh!

Hello, Joe.

Hiya, beautiful.

Hi, Joe.

Hi.

Joe, you look kind of tired.

Would you like a cup
of coffee or something?

No, thanks.

Well, if you already
got some made.

Well, we got any coffee made,
Kath?

No. It will only take a second
though if you want some.

Yeah, thanks.

Sure.

Is there somewhere
we can go to talk alone?

Sure. Yeah. Come on.

[laughing]

Come on.
You three guys did that?

- Are you bullshitting me?
- That's only the half of it.

Right after we buried Willie,
me and your uncle took off

to Las Vegas for a couple hours

and cleaned those bums out
for over 70,000.

Seventeen or seventy?

Seventy, 7-0.

Between the bank job and Vegas

it comes to
a little over $107,000.

Jesus Christ.

Pete..

...Al's dead.

What?

Al died a couple of hours ago.

We came back from Las Vegas
this afternoon.

We were real tired,
Al especially.

'We didn't get any sleep
since before the funeral.'

'What, with all the excitement
and everything.'

'It must have been
too much for him.'

Jesus.

'As soon as we got home,
we both fell asleep right away.'

'I woke up and..'

'...he must have died
in his sleep.'

[sighs]

[Kathy]
'Pete, coffee's ready.'

Alright, honey.
We'll be up in a minute.

[Kathy]
'You want me to bring it down?'

It's alright. We'll be up soon.

[Kathy]
'Alright.'

Where is he?

I called Ryan's Funeral Parlor
before I came over.

Everything is taken care of.

'Pete, I know this whole thing
is gonna be rough on you'

but you gotta pull together
and listen for a minute.

I need your help.

Okay. Go ahead.

When me, Al, and Willie
did the bank job

we didn't know
what the hell we were doing.

The whole thing was stupid.

We just ran in and did it.

Now I've been hearing
stuff on the radio

and thinking about how
we went about his thing.

I got a feeling that
we loused up or something.

Fingerprints or some..
I don't know what.

But I got a feeling
that we screwed up.

Now what I need from you, Pete

is somewhere to stash
all this money

'cause there may be
some trouble.

Well, I'm with you, Joe.
Whatever I can do.

You got, you got one of them
safety deposit boxes?

[sniffles]
Yeah.

You think all this
will fit in it?

Well..

...I guess
I could squeeze it in.

You're a good kid, Pete.

I want you to take care
of this right away.

The first thing in the morning.

But you gotta promise me,
if anything should happen

you won't turn any of this dough
over to the cops or anything.

Just bring you trouble,
them bastards

will probably wind up
taking all of it

thinking it was all stolen.

Alright, then.

I'm gonna get going.

Just remember
no matter what happens

do exactly like I told you,
Pete.

Don't worry about me, Joe.

I'll do just like you say.

Okay.

I'll see you at Ryan's
in the morning then.

Okay.

[instrumental music]

[tires screeching]

[siren wailing]

[woman on radio]
'1323, 1323, 484, report.'

That's it, boys.
They got us.

Well, looks like I'm gonna
be living a third life.

Did you plan the robbery,
Mr. Harris?

Can you tell us
where the money is?

[indistinct chatter]

What were you gonna do with..

What were you gonna do
with all the money?

Hello, Mr. Harris.
I'm Bob Jensen.

I-I've been asked to come
down here and speak with you

because, well, somebody,
uh, in Washington

thought they heard you might
be a little reluctant

to cooperate with our men
down here.

Excuse me for one second.

Maybe I could save you
some of your valuable time.

Okay.

'Like I told your buddies here'

me and my two friends
robbed the bank.

We did it
and we buried the money

and I ain't ever
gonna tell you where

'and you sure as hell ain't
ever gonna find it on your own.'

So why don't you just lock me up

and forget all
about this whole thing?

You'll be doing
everybody a favor.

They tell me, Joe..

...that, uh, you don't
have any record at all.

In fact, there's every
indication that you've been

a law-abiding, productive member
of your community since..

Well, let's face it,
since a long time

before I learned how to walk.

'This, along with the fact
that this whole incident'

has become a widely
publicized social issue..

...has helped for a lot
of forces, including ourselves

to rally to your support.

But, Joe, you're gonna have
to meet us halfway on this.

Now I can't promise you..

...but if you can show us that
you've changed your attitude

I think there's every indication
that you'll be able to

walk away from this whole mess

and I mean scot-free.

You got an extra piece of gum?

So..

...what do you say, Joe?

Hmm?

I say, why don't you get
the hell out of here?

You give me a headache.

Thanks for the gum.

[instrumental music]

- Inmate's name?
- Joe Harris.

- Your name?
- Pete McCaffrey.

Pete or Peter?

Well, I, I guess Peter.

Can I see
some identification, please?

Sure.

Thanks.

Hiya, Pete.

Hi, Joe.

They're gonna make me go
to lunch in about a minute

so we're gonna have to make
this kind of short.

Kathy sends her love.

She wanted to come down
to see you too

but we couldn't get nobody
to watch the kids.

You didn't tell her about any
of the stuff we talked about?

- Did you?
- No, of course not.

Good.

I felt, I felt bad
I couldn't go to Al's funeral.

Did it all go okay?

Yeah.

How do you like that lawyer
they gave you?

Yeah. He's a nice kid.

- Yeah, I spoke with him.
- What do you mean?

Well, I didn't tell him nothing
but..

...we just talked
about the case a little bit.

He says they're gonna be a lot
tougher on you than you thought

if you don't give 'em
back the money.

Yeah? Well, screw them.

I don't know, Joe.

Maybe you should just give 'em
back the money from the robbery.

Forget it.

Al and Willie would both die
if I gave that money back.

Besides, Pete..

...let me tell you something.

For the past couple of years,
me, Al and Willie

all sat on that park bench
and looked at each other.

Maybe a politician
would come around

and talk to us
at election time

but that was about it.

That was our life.

Here, I've got my own cell
with a toilet and a sink.

Food's okay,
and I'm feeling good.

As a matter of fact, they treat
me like a king around here.

Everyone comes around to talk
and they all wanna do me favors.

Pretty soon, they'll all wind up
asking me where I hid the money.

They don't know it,
but they're all older than me.

[footsteps approaching]

Alright, we're gonna have
to wrap it up now.

Inside or out,
I'm a prisoner either way.

So don't worry about me, Pete.

You just enjoy
all your inheritance

and take care of Kathy
and the kids.

Al would have really liked that.

[male #6]
'Okay. Let's get going.'

[instrumental music]

And besides..

...no tinhorn joint like this
could ever hold me.

[music continues]

[music continues]