All language subtitles for Bikini.Detectives.2011 Eng Sub

- Who wants to work?

These bodies were meant to tan.

- Hey, I'm just trying to be optimistic.

We'll think of something.

- Think of something for what?

- Oh, hey Chad.

We're just kinda bummed.

- About what?

- Well, we were planning
to go to Cancun in May,

- And.

- Our parents were gonna foot the bill.

- But we just got back
from skiing in Switzerland,

spring break.

- None of our parents will
pay for us to go to Cancun.

- Yeah, so we can't go to Cancun.

- What are you gonna do?

- We got jobs today as waitresses
at Honkers Marina Grill.

We start tomorrow.

- Really?

- Yeah, we talked the
owner into letting us

wear our bikinis, so
we can get better tips.

- Well, I just might have
to stop in and see that.

Hey, I could bring Joe
and our sound guy with me.

- Bring me where?

- The girls are going to
work at Honkers Marina Grill.

- You all are gonna be Honkers girls?

- Yeah.

- Hey, we could do a story.

Campus TV visits the Honkers
girls of Epsilon Kai.

Well, we gotta go.

We'll see you later.

- They drive me nuts.

- Me too.

- They like you, that's all.

- I don't know about you guys,

but I'm not looking forward
to this bikini waitress thing.

- None of us are, but this is the only way

that we're gonna be able to
make the money to go to Cancun.

- Yeah, it's only until
we make enough money.

I mean it's not like it's gonna
be our careers or anything.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Hey, it should be fun.

- The guys are gonna be
eyeing us constantly.

- What's so new about that?

Come on, they're just there to eat.

- Well, no crusty old man better touch me

or they're gonna get
what's coming to them.

- Girls, I'm glad I let you talk me

into this bikini thing.

It should be a good change
of pace for the restaurant.

We have a fine tradition here at Honkers.

Not only are our girls beautiful,

but they're great waitresses.

- We are too.

- Remember, always enter
the kitchen on the right,

say, "Honk honk".

Great, let's go to work.

- Hi, can I help you?

- I'd like the soft, the
soft shell crab, uh fries,

a beer, and whiskey chaser on the side.

- Okay.

- I want the hot wings with fried lobster.

- I want the honker-burger
with cheese, ketchup,

onion, and pickle.

- I changed my mind,
I want the mesquite chicken.

- Yeah, I changed my mind too.

Let me have the fried
frog legs with fries.

- Are you writing any of this down?

- Uh, I've got it in my head.

- What did they order?

- I have no idea.

- Oh, my god.

I'm so sorry.

- Gonna have to be more
careful, sweetheart.

I apologize for Julie's clumsiness.

Just send me the dry cleaning bill.

- You old pervert.

- I can't
believe we all got fired.

Well, except for you Cindy.

- Ha ha, very funny.

- I can't believe we screwed up.

At least we tried.

- I guess we're just not
Honker girl material.

I thought it was a bad idea.

- I can't believe you
cleaned that old guy's clock.

- He grabbed my butt.

- Kyle didn't know what
he was getting into

when he hired us.

- What are we gonna do?

- We could just skip Cancun.

- No way.

We're graduating.

Kind of our last hurrah.

- Got any ideas?

- No.

- Do you, Kelly?

- I think I'm gonna go get another beer.

Anybody else want one?

- I do.

- What a hell of a business exam today.

- Didn't you study?

- No,

I was too worried about making
a good impression at Honkers.

- You made an impression alright.

- Got the mail.

- Anything for me?

- Yeah, from Jake Malloy.

Is he as sexy as his name?

- He's my uncle Jake.

- What does he do?

- He's a detective.

He owns his own agency near the beach.

- That's cool.

- Yeah, he is,

as well as sexy for an older guy.

He's always been one of
my favorite relatives.

- I wish I had a cool relative like that.

- He wants me to pay him a visit.

- Are you?

- Hey, what are you doing?

- Whoa whoa whoa, hey, what
the hell's going on here?

Kelly!

Kelly, how the hell are you doing?

Golly, let me get a look at you.

Wow, it's been a long time.

Have a seat.

- You know her?

- Hell yeah, I know her.

This is my oldest brother's
daughter, Kelly, my niece.

The one I've been tell you,
goes to the University.

So good to see you, honey.

Oh, Kelly, I'm sorry.

This is my protege, Jay.

- Pleasure meeting you.

- Pleasure's all mine.

- So, you decided to come
see your decrepit old uncle.

- You're not that old.

- Oh, honey, I'm getting there.

- You got a long way to go.

- And now you see why I
like this girl so much, huh?

Hey, I got an idea.

What do you say we go out and get a drink?

You are 21 now, aren't ya?

- 23.

- Damn.

You kids grow up too fast.

Let's go.

Hey, we'll be back in a
little while, alrighty?

- It was a pleasure to
wrestle with you, Jay.

- Yeah.

- Ya'll need anything else?

- No.

- Caught this guy, right?

But, I can tell you they wouldn't have

if it wouldn't have been for Jay

finding his ring in the car.

- Wow, being a private
detective sounds pretty cool.

- So, you graduating soon, huh?

- Yeah, in May.

- What's your major?

- Criminal justice.

Yeah, I've always wanted
to be a detective.

- No kidding.

Wow, sure nice to know I
had an influence on you.

So, you're gonna be a crime-solver
like your old uncle, huh?

- Well, actually it had a lot to do

with my adolescent crush on Magnum P.I.

and a fascination with
Charlie's Angels reruns.

- Oh well.

- Come on.

You had something to do with it.

I have always looked up to you.

- Alright, for our next act here

at the tavern's open-mic day,

let's welcome a young aspiring comedian

from the west side, Chad Toomey.

- You guys probably recognize
me from the campus TV,

I'm one of the anchormen, so.

Okay.

Uh, saw a bumper sticker the other day,

made a lot of sense.

It said kiss me, I just gave blood.

You know, there's nothing more romantic

than smoochin' some girl with
a white face and purple lips.

Especially when she can't even
lift her arms to reach you.

"Come on, baby, just lift 'em up.

Fling 'em up in the air, come on."

"I just wanna lay down.

I'm very sleepy.

Can I just sleep a little bit?"

"Oh, baby, come on, raise your
arms up in the air, come on."

Uh, you know, I was watching
some adult videos recently

with some friends of mine,

not you know,

like with them, by ourselves and stuff,

and we talked about them.

I've always wondered one thing.

Is it possible for a
female adult video star

to ever maybe sue the
male adult video star

for sexual harassment?

Like what would it be like
if she went to the lawyer?

Lawyer says, "Okay, you
know, so what happened?"

She says, "Okay, I get
there on the first day

and we have our three-way.

And I just met the guy
and I'm wearing a strap-on

and we're doing some bondage.

And then afterwards, he's
like looking at me and stuff

and like winking at me and like
blowing in my ear and stuff

and I just met him.

I don't even know the guy.

And he's like running his
fingers through my hair

and stuff like that.

And I just personally think

that he's kinda like crossing
the accepted boundaries

right there.

I mean I didn't really know what to do."

Anyway, thank you very much.

- I'll tell you what, honey,

I've gotta get back to the office.

I'm so glad you came to see me.

- Me too.

- Don't be such a stranger, okay?

I mean, here we are
living in the same town

and we haven't even seen
each other in a couple years.

- I know.

I've just been so into
the school thing that I--

- Shhh, don't worry about it, okay?

Good luck on those finals.

- If I ace them, I'll
graduate magna cum laude.

- Impressive.

- Yeah.

Give me a call.

- Okay, same to you.

- It was really good seeing him again.

- He sounds nice.

- You should've seen his protege, Jay.

He was gorgeous.

- Did you flirt with him?

- No.

- Why not, if he was so gorgeous.

- Well, it's not that I didn't want to.

It's just an awkward situation

with him working for my uncle.

Hey, did you guys have fun swimming?

- Weren't any guys.

- Has anyone figured out how
we can make some money yet?

- Well, we could become topless dancers.

- I don't know, it wouldn't be so bad.

- Yeah, but with your luck, Chad and Joe

would show up with their TV cameras

and do a story on you that
would expose all of us.

- It wouldn't surprise me

with the way they pant after us.

- Forget dancing.

- We'll think of something.

- Hello.

- Hello, can I speak with Kelly?

- Who's calling?

- This is her uncle Jake.

- Just a second.

Kelly, it's for you.

- Hello.

- Hey, just wanted to check
in on my favorite niece.

How you doing?

- I'm okay.

We're still trying to think of ways

to make money for our trip.

- Any ideas?

- Just one.

Can I come talk to you tomorrow?

- Yeah, sure.

- Cool, see you tomorrow.

- Okay, honey, bye bye.

Hi, honey, what'd you wanna see me about?

- Um, uncle Jake, could we work for you?

- Oh, honey, I don't know.

- I was thinking

that since I'm a criminal justice major,

this would be an excellent
learning experience for me.

- I don't know.

What about the other girls?

- Well, they're really smart

and they catch on really quick.

We'll make you proud.

- Why not?

Okay, tell you what, bring
'em by tomorrow, okay?

Okay, I gotta go, honey.

- See ya.

Yes.

- This is gonna be so exciting.

Don't you think so?

- I hope we can do it.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Hello.

- Hi.

- Hi there.

Well, are you girls ready

to enter the world of private detection?

- I guess.

- I'm a psychology major.

How will that help?

- Hmmm, psychology.

You know there's a lot of
psychology in investigation?

You understand why people do what they do.

That's a good asset.

Tori, what's your major?

- Pre-law.

- Amber?

- Business.

- And yours?

- Acting.

- Okay.

Let's see, good, we've got
law, business, deception.

Acting skills.

All very good.

You know, as a team, I think all of you

are gonna make one great detective.

- Great.

- Hey, look who's here.

- Hi, again.

- Hi.

- The ladies here have
decided to join our business.

- Oh, really?

Welcome aboard.

- Thanks.

- Jay, these are--

- Let me try.

I think I know everybody here.

Of course you already know Kelly, right?

- Yeah.

- Well, this is Cindy

and over here is Tori

and Amber

and--

- Julie.

- Julie, right.

That's it.

- So, when do we start?

- Well, how about right now?

Let's see what we got.

Alrighty, Bertha Joyce.

There she is.

She thinks her husband, Ralph,
has been cheating on her.

- Oooh.

- Why does she suspect
that he's cheating on her?

- She wants us to find out.

Well, she says he's coming home from late,

work late at night, smelling of perfume,

sometimes with residue
of lipstick on his mouth.

Got an address here, it's on this sheet.

He gets off work at four o'clock today.

Why don't you follow him
and see where he goes, okay?

- Okay, we're on the case.

- Here, take this with you.

See if you can get a picture
of him with the girl.

- Oooh, thanks Jake.

- We won't let you down.

- Okay.

- Is this the right place?

- Let's see.

Yeah, according to the file it is.

- What time is it?

- It's four o'clock.

- Is that him?

- He looks like the guy in the picture.

Let's go.

- Okay.

- Oooh, this isn't his address.

- He's probably got a
bimbo hold up in here.

- Well, there's only one way to find out.

- Oh yes, that's it.

Big one.

Mmm, give me more.

Oh, oh yes, mmm.

oh, there, oh yes, right there.

- I don't think Ms. Joyce
is going to like this.

- I don't either.

- Well, did you see him and his bimbo?

Go ahead, tell me.

- Mrs. Joyce, I hate to be the
one to have to tell you this.

- I knew it.

He's with some slut on the side.

- Not exactly.

- Ahhhh, a cross-dresser?

I knew there was something

when he went to buy all
those Dennis Rodman books.

- At least he's not cheating on you.

- Why would he?

He wants to be me.

- Wow, a cross-dresser.

- We've never had a case like that before.

- I kinda felt sorry for her.

It's not every day you find
that our about your husband.

- Let's toast your first case, ladies.

- Champagne, uncle Jake,
this isn't necessary.

- Yes, it is.

I'm very proud of you girls.

You solved your first case.

You believe that?

And you earned yourselves $500.

- To a job well done.

- Here here.

- I'm tired.

- Yeah, being a detective can be tiring.

Do you think we'll be
able to make enough money

to go to Cancun?

- Sure.

- What do you think about Jay?

- Nothing, why?

- Just curious.

- Oh, excuse me.

Pardon me, ladies.

My goodness, Kelly.

Pardon me.

- Is that our new case?

- What?

- Is that our new case?

- Oh, our case, yeah.

I got you a criminal case from the police.

- Really?
- Cool.

- Sometimes they're swamped

and they ask uncle Jake to help out.

Do you think you can help?

Think you guys can solve it?

- Sure, we can do it.

- What's the case about?

- Well, did you hear about
the bank robbery the other day

in North Beach?

Well, you have the
opportunity to solve it.

- What kind of information do you have?

- Well, it looks like the perpetrator

was a short, stocky guy,

driving a red sports car.

Looks like something pretty new here.

And the robbery happened
Wednesday, about 2:05.

- We'll catch this guy.

- Well, I hope so for your sakes.

There's a reward of $5,000 for this one.

Now, that would definitely
help your Cancun fund, right?

- I've got some information.

- I did too.

- I talked to a couple of
guys who saw a red Camaro

racing from the scene and they
remembered his license plate.

They thought it began with JTL.

- Was he short?

- Yeah, he said that's
because he remembered

that's what his initials were,

but he couldn't remember the rest.

- Okay, what did you get?

- The store clerk says
he saw a new red Camaro

jut five minutes before the robbery.

- No.

- Yeah, and the pizza guy told me

that he saw a red Camaro

when he was pulling into
the bank to make a delivery.

- So, what do we do with this information?

- I have an idea.

- What are you doing?

- Something Todd showed me.

- The hacker guy from computer
science you used to date?

- Yep.

He showed me how to go into

the Department of Motor Vehicles records

and look up information.

- You put in the type of car?

- Mm hmm.

Then we search for
license starting with JTL.

Bingo, I found him.

- Who is it?

- Frances T. Jones, 1486 Ocean Street.

Hmmm.

What was the description that
gas station guy gave you?

- About 5'6", 150 pounds.

- This says 5'5", 145.

- That's our guy.

He probably has some alias,
like Frankie, The Snake.

- What do we do now?

- We're gonna bust this guy.

- How?

- I have an idea.

- You Kelly?

- I was interested in some guns.

- You got the password?

- You can have my gun

when you pry it out of my cold, dead hand.

- Yeah, that's right.

- What's a woman like you
want with a gun anyway?

You one of them feminist activists

or government-sent over
here to destroy masculinity?

- No, I was just interested
in getting some guns.

- What for?

- I was thinking of joining a militia.

- Joining a militia, huh?

I belong to a pretty good one myself.

Yeah, The Golden Patriots.

We're an elite faction.

Next year, when the governments decides

they're gonna overthrow the country,

we'll be ready.

You should come to one of our rallies.

- Well, I was thinking if maybe
I could borrow a few guns,

because you see, I wanted
to practice shooting

before I got to a rally

and I thought that a rugged man like you

might have just what I need.

- I'll see what I can do.

- Where did you get all this stuff?

- I have my ways.

- So, we gonna bust in the
house and surprise him?

- Yep, just like on Cops.

- Cool.

- Firm.

- Freeze.

- Okay, then, let's see
if I've got this right.

You girls got a lead on the robbery case

and instead of coming to
us, you went out, got guns,

and raided an innocent woman's house.

- We didn't know it was a lady.

We thought it was a bank robber.

- Well, if you'd come to
us with the information,

we could've told you that her car

was stolen the morning of the robbery.

- That's why the robber was driving it.

- Detective Stone, we
didn't mean to scare her.

- You almost gave her a heart attack.

Since Mr. Malloy is a
well-respected private detective,

I feel secure in releasing you to him.

I know that if he'd have
known about your plans,

this never would've happened.

But if you screw up like this again,

I'll be sure that charges are filed.

- Okay, girls.

Let's stop feeling sorry for ourselves.

Let's go out and party.

- Normally I would want to,

but I'm just so depressed.

- Me too.

- Look, we just need to work harder.

- Kelly, there's some
guys here to see ya'll.

- Thanks for that, Virginia.

- There sure are some strange
rumors sweeping the school

about your girls.

- Rumors?

- Yeah, we heard you three got fired

on the first day at Honkers.

- You know, I finally
know some Honkers girls

and it's over so soon.

- What happened?

- Don't ask.

- Does he ever speak?

- No, he's the sound guy.

He just listens.

Now we hear you're working
at a detective agency.

- Yeah, we're working
for Kelly's uncle, Jake.

- Can we do a story on you?

- No way.

- Oh, come on.

I can see it now.

"This week on Campus TV, coed detectives.

Yes, the beautiful girls go
to school during the day,

but by night, they solve crimes."

- Not a chance.

- Oh, come on.

We need ratings.

- Ratings, my ass.

You don't have ratings.

- It's only a college
cable TV access program.

- Alright, you know, you're right.

Can we do it anyway?

- Get out of here.

- Alright, hey, if you change
your minds, you let us know.

- If they only knew how bad we screwed up.

- Got another case for you.

- You mean you're actually
gonna give us another case?

- Of course.

You know, you girls didn't
screw up on purpose.

You tried and that's the important thing.

- So, what do you have for us?

- We got a prominent family

in the Mount Juliette neighborhood,

had some jewelry stolen

and the police don't have a lead.

What they do know is the
individual strikes at night

and a gray sedan was seen
the night of the burglary.

Oh, and one other thing,

the reward, $10,000.

- We'll look into it.

- Okay.

- I can't believe we're
actually on a stakeout.

- Anyone want a doughnut?

- You brought doughnuts?

- Yeah, it's a stakeout.

- We're detectives, not cops.

- I thought doughnuts would be cool.

- Someone's coming.

Get low.

- A gray car.

- That guy looks suspicious.

- What are we gonna do?

- We're gonna follow him.

- What if he finds out?

- He won't.

I know how to do it so
that you can't tell.

- How do you know that?

- I saw it on Magnum P.I once.

Give me a doughnut.

- I can't believe we stayed out so late

to come back and watch this guy.

- I can't believe I'm missing
my night class for this.

- Hey, this is a good lead.

If we're right, this is worth ten grand.

- And that is definitely
worth missing class.

- Look, there he is.

- What's that in his hand?

- A velvet bag,

you know, the kind they carry jewels in.

- Let's follow him.

- I have a better idea.

You stay with the car.

If he comes back, let us know.

We're going in.

- How are we gonna get in?

- I've got it covered.

- Got it.

This place is so messy.

- Cindy, there's nothing
neat about being a thief,

but that will make it harder
to find what we're looking for.

- Which is?

- Evidence.

- It's the guy, it's the guy.

- Kelly, come in.

The guys just pulled up.

You guys have gotta get out of there.

- We can't.

He'll see us.

There's only one way out.

We have to hide.

- Excuse me, sir, do you know
which way to apartment 69?

Uh.

- Kelly, come in.

- I didn't want to see you girls again.

- Detective--

- I don't want to hear it.

In less than a week,
you've screwed up twice.

- That's bad.

- You follow a man around,
you break into his apartment,

you assault him, because you
thought he was a jewel thief.

- We didn't know.

- Yeah.

- But he was an undercover cop.

If you would've asked us,
we' could've told you.

You girls are lucky.

Officer Andrews is not
gonna press charges,

but if you screw up
again, no more warnings.

You got it?

Good.

Now get the hell out of here.

- I give up.

I can't handle any more embarrassment.

- Let's face it, we're not detectives.

We're never gonna get the
money to go to Cancun.

- Yeah, so far the only money we've got

is the five-hundred from Mrs. Joyce.

- That won't even send one of us.

- I don't know about
you, but I am dead tired.

- Yeah, me too.

Why don't we just go?

- You guys go on.

I'm gonna stay for a while.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm sorry I got us into this.

I really thought we'd be able to do it.

- It's okay.

Are you sure you wanna stay?

- Yeah, I just need think for a while.

- Okay, well we'll see
you in a little while.

- Can I get a margarita?

- Kelly.

Hey, honey, are you okay?

- Oh, hi, uncle Jake.

How did you know I was here?

- I'm a detective.

- I'm sorry we disappointed you.

- You didn't disappoint me.

- So, you're not mad at us?

- Hey, it wasn't that bad.

You girls are still learning.

- But we made such stupid mistakes.

- Listen, I don't expect you girls

to be expert detectives.

Everybody's gotta start somewhere.

And everybody makes mistakes.

So, don't let it get you down.

Listen, why don't you
take a couple of days off,

come back, we'll do it again, okay?

- Okay.

- Hey, do you need a ride?

- No, I think I'll walk.

- Okay, well you be careful, alright?

- Okay.

- Hey, don't you know beautiful girls

shouldn't walk the streets
in this neighborhood?

- I'm a little depressed.

- Don't worry about it.

You're just learning.

Let me give you a ride.

- You were out pretty late last night.

How long did you talk to Jake?

- Not long.

- Then where were you?

- I ran into Jay and
he gave me a ride home.

- Oh, I see.

Did any sparks fly?

- I'm not telling.

- Oh, come on.

What happened?

- We kissed.

- And?

- What's wrong with Cindy?

- I don't know.

- I think she may have the hots for Jay.

- What's wrong, cin?

- What do you mean?

- Well, why did you walk off earlier

when we were talking about Jay?

- Nothing.

- Come on.

I know you better than that.

What is it?

- Well, I kinda have a crush on someone

and nothing will probably happen.

When I heard you talking
about Jay, I got jealous.

I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

I hope your situation works out.

So, who is it?

Chad? Joe?

- Um, he's an older guy.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- So, are you ready to
be a detective again?

- Yeah.

- Well, girls,

I hope that all the training
that we've given you will help,

but remember, if you have
any questions at all, any,

please come ask me or Jay, alright?

Okay, there's a suspicion
that a city councilman

has been accepting bribes.

The city has a reward fund of $1,000

if you can prove that he does.

- I am very proud of you girls.

You caught that crooked councilman

and you netted yourself some money too.

- Yeah, but we need more.

- Yeah, we have fifteen hundred

and we need at least double that.

- What's our next case?

- Well, business has kind of slowed

the past couple of weeks.

You know, we've given you
as much work as we can.

I'll tell you, if it doesn't pick up,

we're not gonna be able
to give you any more.

We're barely paying our bills as it is.

Well, what about advertising?

- That'd be nice, but we
can't afford to do that.

- Joe and Chad!
- Joe and Chad!

As much as I hate to admit it,

why don't we let them do
some free advertising for us?

- Wait a minute, who's Joe and Chad?

- They're two guys from the
college campus TV station

that have the hots for Tori and Amber.

- They wanna do a story on us.

We would get a free plug.

Everyone in town watches
the college newscast.

- Well?

- Mm, I guess,

if it means we get to go to Cancun.

- I understand you
ladies wanted to see us.

- Yeah, we need your help.

- Our help?

- Are you still interested
in doing a story on us?

- What makes you think we
would still wanna do a story

about your--

- What are you doing?

Sure, we're interested.

But, why now?

- Because we still need

to make enough money to go to Cancun.

- You're still working on that?

- Yeah, we were doing fine
until business slowed down.

- We figured if we could
get some TV exposure,

- We could get a boost in business.

- Well, I don't know if we
could get you this week.

Maybe we could schedule
you some time next week.

Last, last,

Last week these,

last week,

sorry.

Last week,

- What's the matter, Chad?

Too much tubbing?

- Hey, this is serious.

What are we gonna do?

- Here.

- Just last week, these
girls found the evidence

that helped catch allegedly
crooked city councilman,

John Hooper, for accepting
bribes from private contractors.

So, if you're in need
of a private detective,

come to the J&J Detective Agency

and these young ladies will help you out.

I'm Jack Sparks reporting
live for KPAC, Campus TV.

And stop tape.

How was that?

- It's been two days already.

- We haven't gotten any cases.

- Don't worry guys.

Joe and Chad may be obnoxious,

but they know what they're doing.

- I hope so.

- Kelly, there's a lady here to see you.

- Please, sit down.

Can I help you?

- I need someone to find my duck

and I saw you girls on TV.

- Your duck?

- Yes, my duck.

- Okay, when and where did
you last see your duck?

- Yesterday at Nothlake Park.

I took him for a walk.

When I stopped to get a drink,
I tied his leash to a pole.

- They make leashes for ducks?

- Well, he must've gnawed through it,

because now he's gone and
I need for you to find him.

- Okay, what does he look like?

- Any distinguishing duck features?

- Well, he has a long orange beak

and he's got the most beautiful brown eyes

and then he's got
webbed-feet on the bottom,

you know, like a duck.

- Sylvester, oh thank you so much.

Oh, baby, where did you go?

- Oh, $1,000.

- Five hundred more and
we get to go to Cancun.

- Hope we can make it quick.

- Hey, there.

- Hi.

- $1,000

- Hey, very good.

Man, this TV thing is really working.

We've had all kinds of
people come in and call

since you were out.

They've all got cases they need solved.

Right now there's plenty to go around.

- Let's get to work.

- By the way, are you sure
you can handle these cases

and take finals at the same time?

- Sure, there's nothing we
bikini detectives can't handle.

Let's go.

- Alright.

- We got another two fifty.

- Hey.

- So, that means

we have three-thousand
two-hundred and fifty.

Just in time for graduation tomorrow.

- Congratulations, girls.

- Thank you.

We couldn't have done it without you.

- Aw, honey.

It's alright.

Oh, another one, huh?

- Thank you, Jake.

- You're welcome.

- Hey, guys.

Let's go celebrate.

Jake, Jay, come with us
to our graduation party.

- Yeah, come with us.

- Yeah, let's go.

Come on.

- Whoo, yeah!

Yeah!

- Let Kelly hit it.

- Whoo!

Get it get it get it.

Whoo, yeah.

- Jake.

Watch your beer.

Congratulations on your graduation.

May you all have the best of luck.

- Congratulations, girls.

- Anyone want another beer?

Yeah?

- Would any of you like
to humor an old man

and dance with me?

- I will.

- Alrighty.

- Hey, girls.

Ya'll ready for graduation tomorrow?

- Yeah.

- We really appreciate
you guys helping us out.

- Yeah, thanks.

- No problem.

- So, would you ladies like
to accompany us to the dance?

- Sure they will.

- Would you guys wait
over there for a second?

I just need to talk to
the girls real quick.

- Oh, come on.

They have such big crushes on you guys.

And they really helped us big time.

- Alright.

- Looks like we're all alone.

- Yeah, you wanna go for a walk?

- Sure.

So, what are you gonna do
when you get back from Cancun?

- Well, I was thinking about
joining the police academy,

maybe going to grad school,

but it's been fun working
at the detective agency.

I might wanna learn more
about crime detection

or become a real detective.

- Jake and I have really
enjoyed having you around.

You did a great job.

- The weather's really calm here.

- Yeah, this is a small inlet.

Legend has it, if you come here

at a certain time of the year,

listen to the water far off,

it sounds like two lovers making love.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah, it's just what I heard.

- Honey, I have to sell the agency.

This morning I get a letter in the mail

that I says I owe $5,000 in back taxes

and another $10,000 in
penalties, failure to register.

- That's terrible.

- Yeah, if I sell the
agency, I can pay it.

It would take a miracle
to get out of this.

- Are you Jake Malloy?

- Yes, I am.

- Your associate told me
I could find you here.

- Sir, we're closing our agency.

We have to sell it to pay some debts.

- Maybe we can help each other.

May I?

- Well, sure.

Have a seat.

- My name is John Hambre.

I'm a real estate
developer in North Beach.

Six months ago I bought a
tract of shore-front property

at auction.

After we started excavation,

we noticed hazardous levels
of lead and other poisons

in the water off-shore.

Dead fish started floating
up onto the shore every day.

Terrible.

- What can we do?

- I think someone is dumping
toxic waste into the water.

I want you to find out who.

If you do, it's worth $25,000.

What do you say?

- Well, I don't know.

I guess I should--

- Uncle Jake.

- What, honey, what?

- Will you just give us a second?

- What is it, honey?

- We'll help.

- Well, honey, you're
on your way to Cancun.

- Cancun can wait.

Let's help you.

- Are you sure?

- You need the money.

Tell him yes.

- Alright, we'll do it.

- Wonderful.

Here's five-thousand to cover expenses.

- Well, we'll
get started right away.

- I'll keep in touch.

- Are you sure you wanna do this?

- Of course.

- We should be on a plane right now,

not stuck here.

- Oh, come on.

Jay and Jake helped us.

We should at least help them.

- Yeah, we can go after
we solve this case.

- I like your optimism.

- Well, I think that was
our problem all along.

Our psyche made us feel inferior

and incapable of realizing
our full capabilities.

- The psych grad speaks.

- I promise, we'll be on
the first plane to Cancun

when this is all over.

- Alright, here's the plan,

first we've gotta find out

just who might dump waste in the water.

Kelly, you and Jay,

I want you to go down to
the county courthouse,

make a list of manufacturers,
distributors, wholesalers

of any and all industrial
products and or chemicals.

I'm talking in the entire county, okay?

- We're on it.

- Tori, I want you to
go get on your computer,

see if you can find out the
name of the auction company

that Hambre acquired his land from.

See also if you can find out

who bid against him on
that property, okay?

Now, Cindy, you and Amber,
I want you to, first of alL,

contact real estate agencies
that handle property

near Hambre's.

See if you can find out who
else bid on that property.

After that, I want you to
go down to the library,

dig through any old news clippings,

newspapers you can find.

Now, Mr. Hambre's a public figure,

so you're bound to find
some information on him.

Get everything you can.

- Don't worry.

We'll solve this one.

- Okay.

Oh, geez.

- Well, we got lots of information,

but it's gonna take us forever
to go through all this stuff.

- Not if the other girls
get us some good evidence

to help us narrow the search.

- Did you get anything?

- I ran the name Hambre
by a friend of mine.

He said it sounded familiar,

but he just couldn't
associate it with anything.

- Let's get started.

- I'll get some food.

Hey, guys.

Find anything?

- Not a whole lot.

Here's a newspaper clipping

about Mr. Hambre from six years ago.

- John Hambre, local developer

files multi-million dollar law suit

again textile magnet Devin Yates,

who was acquitted of criminal
fraud charges last month.

- Here's another one.

- Hambre awarded five million dollars

from yates in fraud lawsuit.

- Jay, you got that
property ownership list?

- Yeah.

- Look up Yates for me.

- Devin Yates, owns Devex textile company

in North Beach.

- Devin Yates was one of the bidders

against Hambre for the land.

- I'll be darned.

- You think maybe Yates is doing it?

- Maybe.

- Why would he do that?

- Revenge.

First, Hambre wins five million dollars

from him in a lawsuit

and then second, a few years later,

he outbids him on that land.

- Guys, all the information fits.

I mean, Yates just probably got pissed off

at Hambre, 'cause he outbid
him in the land deal.

It's just some kind of revenge.

- So, what do you want us to do?

- Well, hell, I don't know.

Call the APA, call the FBI.

It's gotta be a federal offense
for him to dump that stuff

in the water.

- You wanna know what I think?

I think you got a lot of
circumstantial evidence

that'll never hold up in court.

- If we call the cavalry
in and you're wrong,

not only will you look
stupid, but so will we.

- Right.

- You guys aren't gonna do anything, huh?

- Unless you can give us
some concrete evidence,

we can't help you, Jake.

- Fine, fine.

We'll do it on our own.

- Walk softly.

- Jake, yeah, we're outside
his house right now.

Yeah, he got home a couple hours ago.

Uh huh.

- Here he comes.

- Wait, I think he's coming.

Yeah.

Alright, we'll follow him.

Bye.

- They just left his house.

- That's the only way to solve that case.

Made a lot of money to do it too.

Turned out to be pretty good.

Hey, did you get the pictures?

- Caught in the act.

- Ah, this great.

- Do we go tell the police?

- No, Yates is gonna tell them himself.

- What do you mean?

- I've got a plan and you're the key.

- Tori, call Devex, make
an appointment with Yates.

- What do you want me to tell him?

- Tell him, I don't know,
you're the business major.

You'll think of something?

- Hmmm.

- Why does this dress have to be so tight?

- Honey, it's so he can look at you

and know that you're not
wearing a wire, okay?

- Well, don't you think
he'll look in her purse?

- No.

No, he won't ever think to.

No, he'll be too mesmerized
by the gorgeous girl

sitting in front of him.

Alright, here are the pictures.

Are you ready?

- Yeah.

- Alright.

- Good luck.

- Thanks, I'll need it.

- Be careful and good luck.

I'll be here whenever you finish.

- Thanks.

- Send the young lady in, please.

Ah, Ms. Simms, come in, please.

So good to meet you.

Please take a seat.

- Thank you.

- I understand you might be interested

in buying some materials from our company.

- Actually, no.

- What do you mean?

- Do you know John Hambre?

- What about him?

- Well, about six months ago,

Mr. Hambre bought a piece
of shore-front property.

Since then, the area's been contaminated

to an unsafe level by industrial waste.

- That's too bad.

- Yes, it is.

- So, you're the one that he hired

to find out what was going on?

- Exactly.

- And what did you find out?

- Well, I found out that
about five years ago

Mr. Hambre sued you for fraud

and he was awarded five-million dollars

and then six months ago,

he outbid you on that
shore-front property,

which would've been a lucrative deal

if it hadn't been polluted.

- What are you saying?

- I'm saying that you polluted that water.

- Where did you get that idea?

- From these.

- Where'd you get these?

- I took them last night.

- Well, you can't prove
anything with these.

James, get in here.

Take those out and burn 'em.

- Yes, sir.

- Well, that's very smart,

but there's just one problem.

- What's that?

- I have the negatives

and I'm taking them to Mr.
Hambre and the authorities.

- Well, go ahead, but it
won't get you anywhere.

I mean, they didn't
convict me the first time.

They're not gonna convict
me this time either.

I've got connections, so
try anything you want.

You're out of your league, little lady.

Tell that son of a bitch Hambre

he better not cross me again.

- I'll tell him you said hello.

- You were great.

- Thanks.

So, I guess we go to the police now.

- No, I don't think so.

I've got a better idea.

I think they'd just try
to take all the credit.

- What?

- Tell you what,

are Joe, Jack, and Chad
still working for Campus TV?

- Why?

- No, they graduated.

They got real jobs at channel four.

- Hey, that's perfect.

- What do you have in mind?

- Listen, go give them a call.

Tell them to come down here.

Tell them we'll give them
a hot exclusive story.

- Is it on yet?

- Almost.

It's 9:59.

- Hey, thanks guys.

- Our pleasure.

This story is Emmy all the way.

- Alright.

- Here it is, here it is.

- A late-breaking development tonight

in which private
detectives near North Beach

have found evidence linking
corporate textile magnet,

Devin Yates, to the possible
dumping of toxic waste

into area waters.

Chad Toomey reports.

- Alright, we did it.

- Well, it looks like you're
finally off to Cancun, huh?

- Yeah, finally.

- I wish you all could come.

- Did you get the reward
money from Mr. Hambre?

- I sure did.

Had enough to pay off the taxes,

little left over to remodel the office,

plus I'm thinking about--

- But they haven't arrested Yates yet.

- Don't worry about it.

I gave all the evidence to the FBI.

- Oh, turn it up.

- Now, in local news,

this morning EPA and FBI authorities

arrested local textile
magnet, Devin Yates.

If convicted, he could face up
160 years in federal prison.

And now from washington--

- Alright, they caught the jerk.

- Well, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm gonna go to Cancun

and I'm taking the guys with us.