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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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"Koh amair..."
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"Koh amar," Evan.
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Sorry. One second, sorry.
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Hello. Yeah.
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Yeah, hold on.
It's God. He wants his language back.
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I'm sorry, Rabbi. I can't focus.
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I feel like my whole life
is a dumpster fire, and I'm only 12.
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I don't even have a whole life yet.
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I get it. No, it's rough.
It's rough when your folks get divorced.
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My mom went around the apartment cutting
my dad's head out of all the photos.
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- No!
- With her teeth.
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Hey, we'll get through it all.
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We'll study remotely. Bring your books
to Indiana. It'll be fine.
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A Bar Mitzvah
is the event that defines you.
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The Jewish Super Bowl.
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What kind of killer party
can I have in Indiana?
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I don't even know anyone there.
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Hi, Rabbi Shapiro.
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Jessica.
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- Evan tells me you're doing well.
- Oh yeah.
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The weather's great at rock bottom.
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- Kidding.
- She's not kidding.
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I'm not kidding.
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- Hey. We'll chat when you get there, okay?
- Mm-hm.
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High five.
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It's gonna be a long drive,
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but Grandma is so excited
that we're coming.
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She's FaceTiming every five minutes.
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At least I think it's her.
All I see is neck.
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That's me, Evan Goldman.
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And I live at 224 West 92nd Street
in the heart of New York City.
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I'm about to turn 13
and have my Bar Mitzvah.
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It was gonna be the biggest party.
My whole class was coming.
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Everything was going so well.
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We had a happy family.
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Until my dad met someone else,
and my parents broke up.
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♪ Picture me
Just another cool kid ♪
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♪ In NYC
Near the park and the Met ♪
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♪ Got my crew
Everything was great ♪
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♪ And I never knew
Just how bad it would get ♪
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♪ Who'd have guessed
Dad would ruin everything? ♪
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♪ Mom's depressed
And her lawyers are mean ♪
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♪ Now I'm stressed
Life is a disaster ♪
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♪ And I'm cracking from the strain
Going totally insane ♪
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♪ And I'm just about to turn
Just about to turn, just about to turn ♪
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♪ Thirteen! ♪
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♪ Everything switches ♪
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- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ Everything turns around ♪
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- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ End up in stitches ♪
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- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ Hide away underground ♪
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♪ Thirteen! ♪
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♪ Can I get through it? ♪
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- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ Life'll change overnight ♪
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- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ How do I do it? ♪
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- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ Nothing is going right ♪
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♪ The best and the worst
And the most and the least ♪
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♪ And the crazy and the scary
And I'm standing on the edge! ♪
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Hey, Evan.
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Here's your stuff from the house.
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You okay, kiddo?
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I want to stay here.
In my school. With my friends.
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Like, are we even still a family?
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Of course we are.
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And we are working it all out.
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It is going to be great.
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Great.
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Know what would've been great?
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If you didn't
blow everything up and ruin my life!
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Evan!
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♪ Twelve years old
Everything that used to be ♪
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♪ Good as gold
Starts to crumble and crack ♪
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♪ Pressure mounts
Once it was a joke ♪
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♪ Now it really counts
And there's no turning back ♪
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- ♪ Life goes wrong ♪
- ♪ Suddenly they're yelling ♪
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♪ That your hair's too long
Or your room isn't clean ♪
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- ♪ Roll along ♪
- ♪ Every conversation ♪
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♪ Is another lost cause ♪
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♪ Or a list of my flaws
And I'm just about to turn ♪
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♪ Just about to turn
God, I'm gonna turn 13! ♪
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- ♪ What am I doing? ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
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- ♪ Who am I gonna be? ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
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- ♪ Somebody listen ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
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♪ Somebody talk to me ♪
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♪ Why is my life a complete disaster?
How did things get so far off track? ♪
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♪ How can I not go to Indiana?
How do I get my family back? ♪
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♪ I wanna fly, wanna run, wanna drive
Wanna get rich, wanna get mad ♪
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♪ Wanna get out, wanna get my braces off
Wanna get my nose pierced ♪
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♪ Wanna grow my hair long
But all I keep hearing is ♪
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♪ No, you're not ready!
No, it's not time yet! ♪
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♪ No, it's not right now!
Wait until you're older! ♪
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♪ No, you're not ready!
No, it's not time yet! ♪
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♪ No, it's not right now!
Wait until you're older! ♪
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♪ No, you're not ready!
No, it's not time yet! ♪
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♪ No, it's not right now!
Wait until you're older! ♪
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♪ Homework! Laundry! Dishes! Courses! ♪
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♪ Just settle down and hold your horses! ♪
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What were you thinking?
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You scared me. You can't just run away.
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Isn't that what you're doing?
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No! That's... It's different.
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- Evan. Honey.
- I know, Mom.
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"We'll get through it.
It'll be fine. You'll make new friends."
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I just wanted to make sure
you went to the bathroom before we left.
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Oh, I... I'm good.
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Good, but all that other stuff too.
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Mom, I hate this.
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And I hate that Dad met someone else.
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I know, kiddo. Me too.
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We'll get through this.
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♪ Just about to turn
Just about to turn ♪
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♪ Just about to turn
Just about to turn 13! ♪
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- ♪ Something is coming ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
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- ♪ Something is blowing up ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
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- ♪ Something is humming ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
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- ♪ Somebody's growing up ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
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♪ Thirteen! ♪
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♪ Thirteen! ♪
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♪ Thirteen! ♪
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♪ The best and the worst
And the most and the least ♪
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♪ And the crazy and the scary
And we're just about to turn 13! ♪
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Oh! Look at that stunning sunset.
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No buildings. No smog. No stress.
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No people. Literally no people.
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Thank God. I was so worried.
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How was that drive?
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Oh. You look terrible.
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What? Hug your mother already.
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I'm okay, Mom.
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You're not. A mother knows.
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Evan. Evan!
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Hi, Grandma.
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What?
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I'm fine.
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You're not. A grandma knows. Come on.
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Wow, this place looks exactly the same.
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I'm surprised you remember.
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You haven't been here since you were five,
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but if it took a divorce to get you
to come back, maybe it's a good thing.
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- Mom!
- What? I look at the bright side.
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- Come on, I'll show you your room.
- All righty.
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- I'll take the bag.
- Okay.
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Oh my God, it's heavy.
What do you have in here, rocks?
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Your room.
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Was this my mom's room?
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Yes, it was,
but I've been using it as a yoga studio,
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so that might be what you smell. Sorry.
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Evan.
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I know you'll miss your friends
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and school and bagels.
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But give it a chance.
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When your grandfather brought me here,
I didn't think I'd ever get used to it.
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But 50 years later, he's dead,
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and I'm still here buying my bras,
eggs, and tires all in one store.
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I love you.
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And not just because I have to.
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This entire year has been
lawyers and therapists and... carbs,
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and every mom on the Upper West Side
asking, "How are you?"
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I needed out.
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So you're out.
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Now you can start over.
Do whatever you want.
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You could finally write again, huh?
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Mom. Give me a little time, okay?
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Take all the time you need.
Who am I to judge?
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But, ticktock.
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I'm just saying.
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How can anyone sleep with all this quiet?
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Good morning, honey.
Put away your video game.
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So, Evan,
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I was thinking about your Bar Mitzvah.
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Okay, just curious.
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How many other Jews
are there in Walkerton?
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If you include us?
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Us.
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Is there a temple?
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There is. It's called a church.
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So we'll do the party in the backyard.
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Oh, and I've got a boom box.
You can make me a mixtape.
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What's a mixtape?
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Also, I'm new here.
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If my party is awful,
I'll never live it down.
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I know it's important.
We will make it good, I promise.
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It needs to be better than good.
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Okay. Tell you what. I'll plan it.
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- You'll plan it?
- Yes.
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- You?
- Yes.
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- Really?
- Yes, really.
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So it can be everything that I want.
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- Fine.
- Good.
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- Good.
- Good.
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See?
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This is family.
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Miss Ruth!
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- Am I interrupting?
- No!
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Uh, hi, Miss Ruth.
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Patrice. Perfect.
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This is my daughter, Jessica.
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And I know it's been a while,
but you and Evan remember each other, yes?
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- No.
- Not really.
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Miss Ruth, I came by to return your book.
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The Bell Jar.
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Oh, this book made me wanna be a writer.
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Isn't it a little sad?
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What's sad is you're the only one
around here who knew it was sad.
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- Patrice, maybe you can show Evan around.
- Sure.
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Great.
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- Wanna take some toast?
- I'm good.
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Okay.
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- That's a cool shirt.
- Thanks.
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I try to warn people here that they're
destroying our wildlife with landfills.
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- And how's that going?
- Landfills are part of the tour.
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Patrice! Patrice!
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- Is that Evan?
- Yeah. Evan, this is Archie.
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- Hey, Archie.
- I know what you're thinking.
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Yep, I'm faking it.
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I'm gonna show Evan around.
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This is around.
Let me know if you run into Kendra.
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- Wait, who's Kendra?
- An angel walking amongst us mere mortals.
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Cool. I can't wait to meet her.
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I'm not planning on running into Kendra.
We'll see you later.
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Fine.
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I'll be here.
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Alone.
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The one child left behind.
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- Don't fall for it.
- See you later, Archie!
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Welcome to Walkerton.
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If someone offers to pray for you,
let them.
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- So what is there to do around here?
- Not much.
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Yesterday I finished YouTube.
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It's not nearly as exciting
as your life in New York.
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Exciting, right.
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My dad gets a midlife crisis,
and I get mid-America.
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Now I have to have my Bar Mitzvah
in Walkerton, Indiana.
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For us Jews, it's the one day
that's supposed to be happy and perfect.
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See, Catholics don't have that day.
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It would go against
everything we believe in.
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Back home, your party defines you.
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Hey, you help with my petition
to phase out single-use plastic,
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and I'll help you plan your party.
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Deal. And I'll make that
my Mitzvah project.
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Your what?
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When you have a Bar Mitzvah,
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you get to pick a charity project
that helps others.
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This is all working out.
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We'll find the best DJ
at the best ballroom at the best hotel.
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- Which is the Best Western.
- What?
247
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Okay, where to start?
248
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♪ Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen
Up the block, there's a Walmart ♪
249
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:58,333
♪ There's a place
You can accessorize your pets ♪
250
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:05,666
♪ A school, a tree, a couple of churches
And no matter how hard anybody searches ♪
251
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:10,583
♪ That's about as thrilling
As this dumbass village gets ♪
252
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:14,875
♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪
253
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♪ But it just got a little bit better ♪
254
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♪ So don't disappear ♪
255
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♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪
256
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♪ But I'm pretty sure
It's not as lame as it was before ♪
257
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♪ Now that you're here ♪
258
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Come on, I'll show you the hillside
where everyone waits for the resurrection.
259
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:41,250
And tomorrow,
I can show you the haunted barn.
260
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♪ Forty miles to the nearest river
Sixty miles to the airport ♪
261
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:51,958
♪ When we plan our escape
That's where we're gonna have to be ♪
262
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:56,000
♪ It's a shame, it's a sham
It's a terrible pity ♪
263
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,833
♪ You got dragged away
From New York City ♪
264
00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:03,750
♪ It's major suck for you
But it's amazing luck for me ♪
265
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♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪
266
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♪ And you're completely exotic ♪
267
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:20,000
♪ Intellectual, neurotic ♪
268
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♪ You would never have a shot ♪
269
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♪ Except you found the perfect guide ♪
270
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♪ And though I don't really know you ♪
271
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♪ I can hardly wait to show you ♪
272
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,208
♪ Every fake and freak
Every fool and clown ♪
273
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,125
♪ Since the Chippewas settled
This stupid town ♪
274
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♪ Let 'em laugh, they won't keep me down ♪
275
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:55,916
♪ With you by my side! ♪
276
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♪ And it just got a little bit better ♪
277
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,500
♪ Amazing but true ♪
278
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:08,250
♪ Yes, the lamest place in the world
Has lots of flaws ♪
279
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♪ But maybe it'll be fine ♪
280
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,250
♪ Because it brought me ♪
281
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:20,333
♪ To you! ♪
282
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:32,791
- Mom, Patrice is waiting for me!
- Books. Where are your books?
283
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,541
There are no books. It's the first day.
It's just the first day.
284
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:36,625
Okay, okay, okay.
285
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,416
I am so proud of you.
286
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,750
You're popping my lung. Okay.
287
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:47,541
Hey!
288
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:49,833
Love you, Mom.
289
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,625
I'm so excited
about my petition.
290
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,250
We can set things up at lunch,
and I'll show you where everything is.
291
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:08,458
Eddie, Malcolm, check this out.
We're in a canoe. Right?
292
00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:11,666
- Come on, Ev, let's get inside.
- One second.
293
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:15,250
I said, "Yo, dude,
what happened to your toe?"
294
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,875
And he said, "Leeches."
295
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,208
- What?
- Bro, what?
296
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:23,125
- Hey, Brett got taller, huh?
- No way, man.
297
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,208
Lucy!
298
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,708
You're totally into Brett.
299
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:30,375
I did think about him all summer and...
300
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,458
we would look good together and
301
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:34,000
we are in eighth grade now.
302
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,000
Yeah, girl!
303
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,125
Lucy!
304
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:38,500
Bestie! Hi, Mrs. Duncan!
305
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:39,791
Hi, Lucy!
306
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:44,791
Lucy, it was the worst summer ever.
She put me in summer school.
307
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,333
Everyone's at camp having fun,
308
00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:49,291
and I'm doing Bible study
and Latin and violin and science
309
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:52,625
while she picks out all my clothes
and watches over everything I do.
310
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,375
- Horrible!
- KC!
311
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,625
- Hey, there's Brett.
- Carlos, what's up?
312
00:17:56,708 --> 00:18:00,416
I know! Listen, Kendra. I've been dying
to tell you about how Brett...
313
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,708
Hi, everybody!
314
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,041
Hey, Kendra.
315
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,166
Hey.
316
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:09,083
Hey.
317
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,000
- Hey.
- Hey.
318
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Hey.
319
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,250
I've really missed you, Kendra.
320
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,750
Aw!
321
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,125
This might have been
322
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,041
the longest summer ever.
323
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,125
Aw!
324
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,708
Nope! Same amount of months.
325
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,000
- But I saved every one of our texts.
- Aw!
326
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:36,000
Hold up. You two have been texting?
327
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,875
- Yeah, we have.
- Yeah, we have.
328
00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:42,416
I thought your mom took away your phone.
You hardly texted me, like,
329
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,166
at all.
330
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:48,125
Well, yeah, but whenever I could sneak it,
Brett and I would text.
331
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,541
Kendra, yeah, can we chat a sec?
332
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,750
Brett, I was thinking about lots of things
when we were apart this summer.
333
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,541
Yeah? Things like?
334
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,666
♪ This summer I was losing my mind ♪
335
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,875
♪ Trying to keep myself busy ♪
336
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,750
- ♪ 'Stead of thinking 'bout you ♪
- ♪ Thinking about you ♪
337
00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:12,375
♪ No matter how I acted
I could never really get distracted ♪
338
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,309
♪ And the mystery in my mind
That I can't dismiss ♪
339
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,333
♪ Is when I'm ever gonna
Get my first real kiss ♪
340
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:20,166
♪ I spend every night and day
Just thinking about how I could get away ♪
341
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,083
♪ But I'm stuck in jail
I can't get free ♪
342
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,250
♪ 'Cause there's my mother
Always watching me ♪
343
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:27,166
♪ I tried to do the stuff I love to do ♪
344
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,958
♪ But every song, every game
It's all the same ♪
345
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:35,166
♪ It just made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪
346
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,375
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
347
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:43,125
♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪
348
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,416
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
349
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,166
♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪
350
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,041
♪ Same story, I was losing my mind ♪
351
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:54,958
♪ On the shores of Lake Wawasee
'Stead of being with you ♪
352
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,083
♪ Being with you ♪
353
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,434
♪ Sometimes when I couldn't write
I was beaming thoughts ♪
354
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,498
♪ From my brain at night ♪
355
00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:01,125
♪ From the mess hall, the canteen ♪
356
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,808
♪ From the lake, from the lodge
The latrine that I had to clean ♪
357
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:07,458
♪ Thinking, "All I really wanna do
Is to have my first real kiss with you" ♪
358
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,375
♪ "Where it's dark and quiet
And romantic" ♪
359
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,517
♪ "Without your mom standing there
Getting frantic" ♪
360
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,708
♪ And now I'm here beside you
Like a dream come true ♪
361
00:20:14,791 --> 00:20:17,000
♪ Every minute, every day
I was kept away ♪
362
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:22,500
♪ Only made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪
363
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,708
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
364
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:30,166
♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪
365
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,541
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
366
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,041
♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪
367
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:37,666
Who are those guys? Introduce me.
368
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,833
Those aren't my friends.
Let's just go, okay.
369
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,791
- Hi, man. Nice kicks.
- Huh. Thanks.
370
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,583
Oh, you're the new kid, right?
371
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,458
Yeah, I'm Evan Goldman. I'm from New York.
372
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,791
- What's up? Brett Sampson.
- Good to meet you.
373
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,708
I'm Kendra Duncan. Hi.
374
00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:58,416
Wait, you're Kendra? The Kendra?
375
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,291
You know what just happened
when Evan said the name "Kendra"?
376
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:02,583
What?!
377
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,333
♪ It made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with ♪
378
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,416
♪ It made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with ♪
379
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,750
♪ It made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with ♪
380
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:17,208
♪ You! ♪
381
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,333
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
382
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:24,875
♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪
383
00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:27,083
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
384
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:32,791
♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪
385
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,291
♪ I've been waiting ♪
386
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:39,791
♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪
387
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:42,017
- ♪ I've been waiting for you ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
388
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:44,791
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting all summer... ♪
389
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:45,708
Wait for me!
390
00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:47,458
- ♪ ...you! ♪
- Guys, wait up. Wait. Hi!
391
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:51,041
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
392
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:55,750
♪ Waiting all summer for you ♪
393
00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:58,500
- Where's the main office?
- Oh, come with us.
394
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,833
Oh. Yeah. Cool.
395
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,291
You're not upset, are you?
396
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:07,875
No, I just think
397
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:11,666
texting all summer with someone
you wanna have your first kiss with
398
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,583
is something you tell your best friend,
if, you know,
399
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,125
she really is your best friend.
400
00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:17,833
Don't even say that, Lucy.
401
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,416
Of course I'm happy for you.
402
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:22,625
And it will all work out.
403
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:26,291
I mean, assuming no one else
likes him.
404
00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:27,958
- Right.
- Out.
405
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:34,458
Kendra, check it out.
Evan just invited us to his big party.
406
00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:37,750
- It's my Bar Mitzvah. This fall.
- What's a Bar Mitzvah, exactly?
407
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,125
It's this Jewish thing
where they make you talk backwards
408
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:41,958
and everyone gets circumcised.
409
00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:43,041
What?
410
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:44,083
Uh!
411
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,166
N... No!
412
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:49,833
It's a party. With dancing. And a DJ.
413
00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:51,083
It'll be awesome.
414
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,875
Oh.
415
00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:54,875
Actually, my friend, Patrice,
helped me plan it.
416
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,166
Patrice? That Patrice?
417
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,791
Sign the petition for compostable cutlery.
418
00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:02,083
Do what's right. Not easy.
419
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:04,791
That was easy.
420
00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:07,083
Yeah, maybe not.
421
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,208
Ooh.
422
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:13,000
She's good people. She, you know,
just does her own thing. Patrice.
423
00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:14,763
No, she thinks she's better than everyone.
424
00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:17,458
Whatever, Lucy. Evan, can we talk?
425
00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:20,166
One second, guys.
426
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:21,791
What is going on, Patrice?
427
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:24,500
- That's who you wanna hang out with?
- I dunno. They seem cool.
428
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:26,750
Is that what you want? To be "cool"?
429
00:23:27,291 --> 00:23:30,000
- I want them to come to my party.
- Why?
430
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,625
Because it's my Bar Mitzvah.
431
00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:33,791
I need a great party.
What's your problem with them?
432
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:38,375
Any group that has room for Lucy Hallman
is not a group that I need to be part of.
433
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,416
How about this?
434
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,583
They come to my Bar Mitzvah,
and you and me have our own party.
435
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:44,666
Just us.
436
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,833
Boom. Everyone's happy.
437
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:50,000
You did not just say that.
438
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,916
Whatever's going on between you all,
I can help fix it.
439
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,083
Whatever. I don't even care.
440
00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,916
Patrice, I...
441
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:05,458
Archie, what just happened?
442
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,375
Middle school.
443
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,250
- Juice box?
- Thanks, Zee.
444
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,208
Sometimes it helps
just to puncture something.
445
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,541
You don't have to help me.
446
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:23,791
I wanna be useful.
447
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,500
Jessica!
448
00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:37,541
There are seven trillion nerves
in the human body,
449
00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:40,041
and you are getting on every one of mine.
450
00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:43,250
Find something to do.
451
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:46,458
I know.
You could finally write your novel.
452
00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:47,875
What would I write about?
453
00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:50,708
That my son resents me
for blowing up his life?
454
00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:55,000
Or that after putting my own life on hold
so my husband could build up his law firm,
455
00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:57,750
he betrays me, so our marriage implodes?
456
00:24:57,833 --> 00:25:01,958
Or the kicker, I'm sleeping in the room
where my mom keeps her orthopedic shoes
457
00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:06,000
because just when I've stopped asking,
"How can things get any worse,"
458
00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:08,416
I find myself starting completely over.
459
00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:13,208
- That's what I should write about?
- I'll clear off your father's old desk.
460
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:14,291
Thank you.
461
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,208
Set!
462
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:19,250
- Okay, Kendra, spill the tea!
- Okay.
463
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:22,291
Brett wants to kiss me,
and I wanna kiss him back.
464
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,041
Fun, right?
465
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,416
Just remember, you only get one shot.
Do it wrong,
466
00:25:29,916 --> 00:25:31,208
someone loses a tongue.
467
00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:35,416
- Are you sure you're ready?
- Wait, Lucy, what's that scent?
468
00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,083
Is that jealousy?
469
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:41,708
First of all, blend your contour before
you come at me like that, Charlotte.
470
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:43,875
And second, we know how it works.
471
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,875
Problem is, her mom
will never let her be alone with him.
472
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:50,666
We'll find a spot my mom won't know about.
I always do what she tells me.
473
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:54,333
I wanna decide something for myself.
Be my own person, for once.
474
00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:57,375
- Mmm?
- And that person wants to kiss Brett!
475
00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:03,500
Great. Call the motions.
476
00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:04,416
Right.
477
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,708
Here. We. Go.
478
00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:08,500
- O-P-P!
- O-P-P!
479
00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:10,333
- O-R-T!
- O-R-T!
480
00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:12,708
- Unity!
- Unity!
481
00:26:13,291 --> 00:26:16,708
♪ Brett wants Kendra
To be his girlfriend ♪
482
00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:22,208
♪ But Brett is the boy
That I wanna be with ♪
483
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:28,750
♪ I'm tired of being
Second best to my best friend ♪
484
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:33,375
♪ So she's smart, and she's pretty
And she's nice, oh hey! ♪
485
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:36,500
♪ I'm smart, and I'm pretty
And I'm... anyway ♪
486
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:39,458
♪ I'm a better choice to be with Brett
And I can prove it if I get ♪
487
00:26:39,541 --> 00:26:44,916
♪ An O-P-P, opportunity!
O-P-P, opportunity! ♪
488
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,666
♪ O-P-P, opportunity! ♪
489
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,333
- ♪ O-P-P ♪
- ♪ Opportunity ♪
490
00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:57,333
♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪
491
00:26:57,416 --> 00:27:03,625
♪ I'd show Brett what his girl oughta be
If I only had an itty-bitty opportunity ♪
492
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,541
♪ M-m-m, yeah ♪
493
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,041
♪ Oooh! ♪
494
00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:14,250
♪ Oooh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh! ♪
495
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,333
♪ Opportunity! ♪
496
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:18,333
♪ Picture me
Being Brett's new girlfriend ♪
497
00:27:18,416 --> 00:27:21,125
♪ Brett's got a brand-new girlfriend! ♪
498
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:23,916
♪ Picture Kendra so happy for me ♪
499
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,958
♪ Oooh, sad! ♪
500
00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:30,125
♪ Picture Brett
Hanging out in my rec room ♪
501
00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:32,583
♪ Let's play another game of foosball ♪
502
00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:35,833
♪ I mean, we're basically the same
Check us out, can't you tell? ♪
503
00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:38,708
♪ So I don't get football
But I fake it really well ♪
504
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:42,041
♪ I could show him I'm a better girl
If someone just would get a girl ♪
505
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:44,833
♪ An O-P-P, opportunity ♪
506
00:27:44,916 --> 00:27:48,000
- ♪ O-P-P, opportunity ♪
- ♪ Hey-oh! ♪
507
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:53,208
♪ O-P-P, opportunity
O-P-P, opportunity ♪
508
00:27:53,291 --> 00:27:59,958
♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪
509
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:02,500
♪ How will he know
That he really wants me ♪
510
00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:05,791
♪ If he never even gets
A little opportunity? ♪
511
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:14,708
♪ Ho-ha! ♪
512
00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:17,583
♪ Here we go, here we go
Here we go, huh! ♪
513
00:28:17,666 --> 00:28:20,833
♪ Lucy's gonna get what Lucy deserves ♪
514
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:24,708
♪ I've got the vision, the precision
And the nerves, and I'm merciless ♪
515
00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:26,708
♪ I cast a curse, you can't reverse this ♪
516
00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:29,291
♪ I'm gonna be
The first to get the first kiss ♪
517
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,958
- ♪ Check that! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪
518
00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:34,059
♪ In the lunch room or the locker room
I can rock a room like a shock, boom ♪
519
00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:36,083
♪ Your time is running out
Tick-tick-tock, boom! ♪
520
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:37,851
♪ Ever since we were three
It's been Kendra and me ♪
521
00:28:37,875 --> 00:28:41,625
♪ But it's time now to break free
Hashtag never underestimate me ♪
522
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:44,666
- ♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪
523
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:47,125
- ♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪
524
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,750
- ♪ What's it gonna be? ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
525
00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:52,875
- ♪ When am I gonna see some... ♪
- ♪ O-P-P-O-R-T unity! ♪
526
00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:58,750
♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪
527
00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:05,041
♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪
528
00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:07,541
♪ What kind of best friend would I be ♪
529
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:10,833
♪ If I didn't take advantage
Of an opportunity? ♪
530
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,458
The guys are meeting me out front.
531
00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:20,375
Evan, I thought we agreed
we'd have family breakfast?
532
00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:21,666
Look, I even cooked.
533
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,041
- You cooked?
- Yeah!
534
00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:26,375
Last time you cooked something
from scratch, you summoned a demon.
535
00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:29,291
It was raw and burnt in the same bite.
536
00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,791
Just... try it.
537
00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:36,125
Sit.
538
00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:42,916
Uh-huh.
539
00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:45,041
Uh-huh.
540
00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:47,583
So? It's pretty good, right?
541
00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:49,833
- See? It's pretty good.
- Good job, Mom.
542
00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:52,416
Pretty good. It's a really decent omelet.
543
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:54,958
They're pancakes.
544
00:29:57,250 --> 00:29:58,250
Okay.
545
00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:02,208
What's going on with your party planning?
You haven't told me anything.
546
00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:05,791
- Oh, I'm working on it.
- Is Patrice still helping you?
547
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:08,500
She didn't come around yesterday
like she usually does.
548
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,500
See, the thing is,
I have a lot of friends now,
549
00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:14,833
and, you know, it's just fine.
550
00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:26,208
- Joel?
- Hey, is Evan around?
551
00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:27,291
Uh...
552
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:30,750
- Yeah, he's right here.
- My friend's here. I gotta go.
553
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,125
- Evan, talk to your father.
- Bye.
554
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,416
Sorry, Joel, he ran off.
555
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:40,000
I've been trying to reach him,
but he won't answer my calls.
556
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:43,875
Well, give him time. He's adjusting.
557
00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:45,166
Has he said anything
558
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,666
about wanting me
to come for the Bar Mitzvah?
559
00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:50,041
I will ask him again.
560
00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:52,625
Is he gonna be okay?
561
00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:53,875
Now?
562
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,416
Now you're wondering
if he's gonna be okay?
563
00:30:58,375 --> 00:30:59,625
I'll keep trying him.
564
00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:08,958
Come on, Eddie. Throw it to me.
565
00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:10,833
Come on!
566
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,083
Let's go! Whoa!
567
00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,291
Hey, Patrice!
568
00:31:23,291 --> 00:31:24,375
Patrice!
569
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,600
What is it, Archie?
570
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,083
- How come you haven't answered my texts?
- Because I don't understand them.
571
00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:35,916
What's "H-C-Y-H-A-M-T"?
572
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,083
How Come You Haven't Answered My Texts.
573
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:40,166
Duh.
574
00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:42,375
What is it, Archie?
575
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:45,208
You don't have to be mad at me
'cause you're mad at Evan.
576
00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:49,416
I'm not mad at him. All he cares about
is that everyone comes to his party.
577
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,416
Come on, he's just trying to fit in.
578
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,833
Why are you defending him?
579
00:31:52,916 --> 00:31:55,541
Well, don't get mad at me. I'm upset too.
580
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:58,416
If Kendra and Brett kiss,
where does that leave me?
581
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,958
I thought he was my friend, Archie.
582
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:11,000
Oh man, Brett,
you're good at, like, everything you do.
583
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,500
Thanks.
584
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:17,208
You know, I also play the guitar, and...
585
00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:21,125
Okay, you think I could
play something at your party?
586
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:24,500
- I also write my own songs. A little.
- For real?
587
00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:26,958
Yeah, for anyone. I'm kinda good.
588
00:32:28,041 --> 00:32:30,416
I wrote one song called "Kendra," right?
589
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,875
Oh, there's also, "Hey, Kendra."
590
00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:35,291
There's "Hey, Is Kendra Home?"
591
00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:37,875
I wrote that one
while walking to her front door.
592
00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:39,458
Yes, you can play at my party.
593
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,541
Thank you.
594
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:52,000
Sorry about your parents breaking up.
595
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,041
Mine did too, a few years ago.
596
00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,375
I hated it.
597
00:32:57,458 --> 00:33:00,416
I guess the hardest part for me
was having to leave home.
598
00:33:00,916 --> 00:33:04,166
I couldn't imagine leaving here.
It's where my stuff is.
599
00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:06,958
But also, there's...
600
00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:09,625
♪ Kendra over there ♪
601
00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:14,375
Man, I wanna kiss her.
602
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:17,791
If you both wanna kiss so much, just kiss.
603
00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:22,458
It has to be somewhere special.
Something she'll always remember.
604
00:33:22,541 --> 00:33:23,541
You know?
605
00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:28,666
Come on. We finna get some snacks.
606
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:31,250
Checkmate.
607
00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:33,750
That's defense. Pay up, you fools.
608
00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:35,250
Into the donation bag.
609
00:33:36,833 --> 00:33:38,041
What's up, Eddie?
610
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,208
Yo, The Bloodmaster
is closing this weekend.
611
00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:47,666
- I wish our folks would let us go.
- Never gonna happen.
612
00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:49,916
We'll never see that movie.
613
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:54,791
Wait. That's it. I know the perfect place
for Brett and Kendra to kiss.
614
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:57,458
For real? Yo, listen to this.
615
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,416
♪ Okay, listen up ♪
616
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,500
♪ The solution to your problem
Is The Bloodmaster ♪
617
00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:06,916
- What?
- Really?
618
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,875
♪ You say, "No, a horror movie
Isn't where you have your first kiss" ♪
619
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:12,250
The Bloodmaster?
620
00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:15,875
♪ Hear me out, there's a few
Little things I wanna mention ♪
621
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:18,750
♪ First, it's dark, and it's scary
So you'll wanna hug tight ♪
622
00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:21,625
♪ There are folks all around
But they're not paying attention ♪
623
00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:24,708
♪ 'Cause some wacko with an axe
Is hacking everyone in sight ♪
624
00:34:24,791 --> 00:34:26,208
♪ So when you're in the market ♪
625
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:29,458
♪ For a thing that makes your heart
Pump the blood faster ♪
626
00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:32,250
♪ I suggest The Bloodmaster ♪
627
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:34,875
♪ Friday night! ♪
628
00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:38,041
Friday night? This is awesome.
What do you think, Kendra?
629
00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:39,250
Um...
630
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:42,541
♪ Hold up, hold up
Let me tell you where it's at ♪
631
00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:45,291
♪ Kendra's mom'll never let her
See a movie like that ♪
632
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,458
♪ And if she doesn't go
Then I guess they can't do it ♪
633
00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:50,421
- I guess she's kinda right.
- I'm always right.
634
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:53,333
♪ Nothing to it, here's the deal
Kendra never tells her mom ♪
635
00:34:53,416 --> 00:34:55,708
♪ That she's going to The Bloodmaster ♪
636
00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:56,625
What do I say?
637
00:34:56,708 --> 00:35:00,416
♪ 'Cause for real, she'll be heading
Home with Lucy after school that day ♪
638
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,375
- My house?
- Sleepover! Yay!
639
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,708
♪ At 6:45, Kendra Zooms with her mother ♪
640
00:35:05,791 --> 00:35:08,458
♪ And she asks if it's okay
To hang with Lucy all night ♪
641
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:13,541
♪ And at 7:05, Cassie's mom picks you up
'Cause everyone says Cassie's mom's cool ♪
642
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:14,625
♪ That's right! ♪
643
00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:18,958
♪ And at 7:22, like a blizzard
That's predicted by a forecaster ♪
644
00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:19,875
♪ Shoop shoop ♪
645
00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:23,333
♪ You drop into The Bloodmaster
Friday ni... ♪
646
00:35:23,416 --> 00:35:26,166
♪ Hold up, hold up
I don't know what you mean ♪
647
00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,916
♪ 'Cause they won't let us in
Until we're 17 ♪
648
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,833
♪ So hold the applause
And can the confetti ♪
649
00:35:33,541 --> 00:35:36,375
♪ I'm on it already!
There's another movie playing ♪
650
00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:39,458
♪ At the theater
Where we're gonna see The Bloodmaster ♪
651
00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:40,583
♪ The Bloodmaster! ♪
652
00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:44,625
♪ So we just buy tickets
To the little kiddie movie instead ♪
653
00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:46,500
♪ Shoop shoop
Shoop shoop ♪
654
00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:49,416
♪ Good luck, there's a manager
Who doesn't miss a trick ♪
655
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:52,708
♪ It's not a problem
If we all get the moves just right ♪
656
00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:55,458
♪ I'll create a distraction
With the guy who's taking tickets ♪
657
00:35:55,541 --> 00:35:58,250
♪ And we duck into the theater
While you block us from sight ♪
658
00:35:58,333 --> 00:35:59,166
♪ Then we're in! ♪
659
00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:03,125
♪ Kendra gets to be the queen
Brett gets to be the stud master! ♪
660
00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:05,875
♪ We're going to The Bloodmaster! ♪
661
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:10,291
- ♪ Friday night! ♪
- ♪ We're going to The Bloodmaster! ♪
662
00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:13,166
♪ We're going to The Bloodmaster! ♪
663
00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:18,625
♪ This Friday night! ♪
664
00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:20,666
Great job. It's gonna be so much fun.
665
00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:22,166
- Sweet, Evan.
- Walk with me.
666
00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:26,458
So, Evan Goldman,
you figured it out! You're the hero.
667
00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,458
Not really. I mean, a little maybe, but...
668
00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:33,666
And it seems important that we all come
to this party of yours because,
669
00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:37,375
well, if there's a party
and I tell people not to come...
670
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:39,916
there isn't a party.
671
00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:45,041
Why do I feel there's more to this chat
than the one we're currently having?
672
00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:50,208
Here's the problem.
You need people at your party.
673
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:53,916
I need to make sure Brett and Kendra
don't kiss at this movie on Friday,
674
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,208
which was your idea.
675
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,625
Why don't you want Brett and Kendra to k...
676
00:36:58,583 --> 00:36:59,583
Oh.
677
00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:01,500
You see my dilemma.
678
00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:02,583
Of course,
679
00:37:03,166 --> 00:37:06,416
Kendra's my best friend,
and I could never hurt her, so...
680
00:37:07,541 --> 00:37:10,583
You help me,
I help you. It's quid pro quo!
681
00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:14,708
How am I supposed to stop them from
getting together if they like each other?
682
00:37:14,791 --> 00:37:17,791
You're the guy with all the answers.
You'll figure it out.
683
00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:21,416
Aw, I'm so glad we're friends. Aren't you?
684
00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:24,250
Bye!
685
00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:28,250
Set!
686
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,166
Set!
687
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,500
All right, everyone,
let's try this again. Ready, Lucy?
688
00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:36,041
Five, six, seven...
689
00:37:36,125 --> 00:37:38,500
- Hey, Archie. How you doing?
- Pretty good.
690
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,000
I guess Patrice
is still pretty mad at me, huh?
691
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:46,583
Well, you chose those guys over her.
My guess is she hates you.
692
00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:48,666
Oh, let me grab my bag.
693
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,375
Oh! Cute shirt, Archie.
694
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:00,708
Did you see that?
695
00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:02,750
Way to play it cool, Arch.
696
00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:05,166
If I could have ten minutes
sitting next to her,
697
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:07,500
I would know
that I had not lived my life in vain.
698
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,750
- Does she know you like her?
- Oh.
699
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:14,083
I think she misinterpreted
my flirting for food poisoning.
700
00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:17,250
Of course, in her defense,
I did throw up after.
701
00:38:18,916 --> 00:38:23,666
What if I told you I had a way for you
to sit next to Kendra for two hours?
702
00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:25,666
Next to her in the same building?
703
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:28,625
Next to her in the next seat
at the movies on Friday.
704
00:38:28,708 --> 00:38:30,833
Don't toy with me.
705
00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:35,166
Here's the thing.
Lucy is holding my party hostage
706
00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:37,416
unless I stop
Brett and Kendra from kissing.
707
00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,333
Okay, I'm listening.
708
00:38:39,416 --> 00:38:42,000
All right, it's pretty complicated,
but hear me out.
709
00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:43,958
What if you sit
on the other side of Kendra...
710
00:38:44,041 --> 00:38:45,583
- I'm in!
- There's more.
711
00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:46,875
Okay, keep going.
712
00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:50,166
Then, at the perfect moment,
you faint on Kendra's shoulder,
713
00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:52,666
drawing her attention
and blocking Brett from kissing her.
714
00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,833
Oh! And I get to kiss Kendra instead.
715
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:57,291
What? No. The plan is,
716
00:38:57,375 --> 00:39:00,875
you make a scene and block the kiss,
and no one will get mad at you because...
717
00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:02,208
Because I'm charming.
718
00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:04,708
Yeah, that.
719
00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:08,750
Lucy gets what she wants,
and everyone comes to my party.
720
00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:11,208
And I get to kiss Kendra.
721
00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:14,291
You keep saying that
as though it's part of the plan.
722
00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:16,166
It's not.
723
00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:25,791
You saved all my old journals?
724
00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:28,250
I thought I told you
to throw out all my old stuff?
725
00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:30,291
When did you say that?
726
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:33,333
When I left home and said,
"Throw out all my old stuff."
727
00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:36,416
- Oh! Jess.
- Mom.
728
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,083
Jess.
729
00:39:39,416 --> 00:39:42,208
- You know what I miss?
- Subtlety?
730
00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:45,083
Teaching.
731
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:47,291
It gave me purpose.
732
00:39:47,375 --> 00:39:49,166
You were really good at it.
733
00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:53,958
You went to college, worked harder
than anyone, and earned your BFA.
734
00:39:54,041 --> 00:39:57,166
You were a writer. That was your purpose.
735
00:39:57,250 --> 00:40:00,541
And if it took a divorce
to light a fire under your tuchus,
736
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:02,166
maybe that's a good thing.
737
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,333
I'm just saying, again..
738
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:09,601
I'm gonna get some stuff
then I'm gonna hang out with Archie.
739
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,985
No, wait... Oh no...
We're supposed to have dinner together.
740
00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:13,791
And you have a Hebrew lesson.
741
00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:18,375
- I'll reschedule it for tomorrow.
- No... Evan. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come back.
742
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:24,791
You have blown us off every night.
You won't answer your father's calls.
743
00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:27,166
You haven't talked to me
about your Bar Mitzvah.
744
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:29,916
And now, skipping lessons?
745
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,291
- What is going on?
- Nothing.
746
00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:35,833
You wanted to move here
and for me to make new friends,
747
00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:38,291
so here I am, making new friends.
748
00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,791
- At least I'm trying.
- Look, this is about you.
749
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:44,791
You will do your lesson with the rabbi,
and then you will see your friends.
750
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:00,708
You're his mother.
751
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,125
He's watching what you do.
752
00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,416
- That's all I've got to say.
- Yeah.
753
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:07,500
I doubt that.
754
00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:09,583
Archie! Archie!
755
00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:14,000
- I can't talk right now.
- Do you wanna come for dinner?
756
00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:17,458
I've got a whole list of movies
where Americans do bad English accents.
757
00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:22,458
All right, fine, you broke me.
We're all going to The Bloodmaster.
758
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:25,708
Evan made a plan
where I block Brett from kissing Kendra
759
00:41:25,791 --> 00:41:27,791
so Lucy will bring everyone to his party.
760
00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:31,625
Wait, Evan is using you
just to save his party?
761
00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:34,416
Yeah, and I'm good with that.
762
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,750
- This is wrong, Archie.
- Stay out of it, Patrice.
763
00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:40,333
I like what you're doing,
but think about...
764
00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:41,958
And this could just be fun...
765
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:45,458
Just... not getting the beit
and the kaf confused.
766
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,458
Except, they're confusing.
767
00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:50,916
Hmm. You find
a 6,000-year-old language confusing.
768
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,250
Now I see the problem.
769
00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:55,583
You thought this would be easy.
That just... That's just bad intel.
770
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,958
I'm sorry, there's something important
I need to do.
771
00:42:03,041 --> 00:42:05,250
More important than your Bar Mitzvah?
772
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,333
One moment.
773
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:11,125
God, you're gonna love this.
No, it's Goldman again.
774
00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:14,000
Really, Rabbi, trust me. This can't wait.
775
00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:17,458
You want me to go full rabbi on you?
I'm gonna go... I'm gonna do it.
776
00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:20,583
I'm gonna go full rabbi.
Kippah coming on. Boom.
777
00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:24,083
Respect. Respect the yarmulke.
778
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:28,208
Look, I'm not here to tell you
what you should or shouldn't do, okay?
779
00:42:28,291 --> 00:42:30,208
You gotta find your own way. I just...
780
00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:33,333
I've just walked
a few more steps than you,
781
00:42:33,416 --> 00:42:36,083
and maybe I can help you
stumble a few less than I did.
782
00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:39,750
Really, I'm not avoiding my lesson.
783
00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:44,166
It's your choice.
But listen to this, okay?
784
00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:48,125
Look, how you do one thing
is how you do everything,
785
00:42:48,208 --> 00:42:51,166
and what you're not doing
is learning your haftorah.
786
00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:54,583
Seriously. It's not even Hebrew.
You sound like an injured dolphin.
787
00:42:54,666 --> 00:42:55,791
Really? Oh.
788
00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:00,208
We'll talk soon.
789
00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:01,916
Peace out, Flipper.
790
00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:13,291
♪ Only got one shot
Better get it right ♪
791
00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:15,000
♪ I'm getting ready ♪
792
00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:19,833
♪ Gotta look real hot
'Cause it's Friday night ♪
793
00:43:19,916 --> 00:43:22,416
♪ I'm getting ready! ♪
794
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:29,666
♪ I'm getting ready today
I'm getting ready to say ♪
795
00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:34,833
♪ "I'm not that weird geek
You think I must be" ♪
796
00:43:36,625 --> 00:43:43,125
♪ I'm getting ready to move
I'm getting ready to prove ♪
797
00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:47,833
♪ Kendra just needs a love god like me ♪
798
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:52,583
♪ Big night tonight
Then everyone comes to my Bar Mitzvah ♪
799
00:43:52,666 --> 00:43:53,708
♪ Gotta wear a tie ♪
800
00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:59,250
♪ If this goes right
Then everyone comes to my Bar Mitzvah ♪
801
00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:00,333
♪ Gotta zip my fly ♪
802
00:44:00,416 --> 00:44:02,351
♪ If we can get in
And Brett's ready for action ♪
803
00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:03,976
♪ But Kendra's distracted
By Archie's distraction ♪
804
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,642
♪ So they never kiss
Lucy gets satisfaction ♪
805
00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:09,625
- ♪ And everyone comes to my party ♪
- ♪ So I'm getting ready, it's true ♪
806
00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:12,958
♪ I'm getting ready to do ♪
807
00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:15,434
- ♪ Something that makes them ♪
- ♪ Something that makes her ♪
808
00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:19,625
♪ Accept me at last ♪
809
00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:23,083
♪ I'm getting ready, all right ♪
810
00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:27,875
♪ Nothing can stop me tonight ♪
811
00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:35,500
♪ I'm getting ready ♪
812
00:44:35,583 --> 00:44:39,166
♪ Ready ♪
813
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:44,708
♪ Ready ♪
814
00:44:44,791 --> 00:44:49,083
♪ Now! ♪
815
00:44:49,166 --> 00:44:51,666
- Oh my God! Can I help...
- Just watch where you're going!
816
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:53,833
- I... I...
- No need to do this.
817
00:44:56,458 --> 00:44:58,666
- I always fail.
- Oh. Evan pulled this off.
818
00:44:58,750 --> 00:44:59,750
I'm sorry!
819
00:44:59,791 --> 00:45:02,833
I'm so afraid.
Do you like scary movies?
820
00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:05,291
- Hey, Archie.
- This is so cool.
821
00:45:06,416 --> 00:45:08,625
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey, Carlos.
822
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,416
Brett, you made it.
823
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:12,708
Yeah.
824
00:45:12,791 --> 00:45:15,125
All right. Eddie, how's my breath?
825
00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:21,500
I'm, like, getting notes
of jalapeños and bowling shoes.
826
00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,291
That's good, right?
827
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:27,125
Yeah, yeah... That's fine.
828
00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:28,208
Really?
829
00:45:28,791 --> 00:45:30,500
Cassie, Molly, over here!
830
00:45:30,583 --> 00:45:32,851
- This is gonna be scary.
- What's up, Cassie.
831
00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:34,559
- Hi, Carlos.
- Hi, Cassie.
832
00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:36,392
- Charlotte!
- Come sit with me.
833
00:45:36,416 --> 00:45:38,541
- Hey, Malcolm.
- Kendra's here.
834
00:45:39,416 --> 00:45:41,375
Yeah, I'm kinda nervous.
835
00:45:41,458 --> 00:45:43,958
- Hey, Kendra.
- Hey.
836
00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:45,041
Hi!
837
00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:49,625
Mission Popcorn Pileup accomplished.
838
00:45:51,041 --> 00:45:52,791
- Thank you.
- Great job, Evan.
839
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,675
I can't believe
you pulled this off.
840
00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:58,916
This better work. Or you'll be lighting
that birthday menorah alone.
841
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,333
That's Hanukkah.
842
00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:04,166
Heidi, so cool that your cousin,
who escaped prison,
843
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:06,583
let us use his cabin here
in the isolated mountains.
844
00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:11,291
Look, there's blood everywhere.
845
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:23,000
He said he was going
to look for some tools in the toolshed.
846
00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:26,791
Yo, there you are.
I was worried that you were...
847
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:33,500
- I'll never sleep again!
- This is awesome!
848
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:34,791
We have to run.
849
00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:36,291
Let's split up.
850
00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:43,666
Yeah.
851
00:46:46,125 --> 00:46:47,125
They...
852
00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:51,500
Get off!
853
00:46:57,666 --> 00:47:00,750
Kurt, if we're about to be
cut into pieces,
854
00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:04,250
then let's have one last kiss.
855
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:11,083
Oh! He's going in.
856
00:47:11,166 --> 00:47:12,416
This is on.
857
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,125
Ooh!
858
00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:24,250
- Kendra Duncan!
- Oh my God.
859
00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,333
- Mom?!
- Cassie Connor!
860
00:47:26,416 --> 00:47:30,333
Everyone under the age of 17, out!
861
00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:32,458
- How'd you find out?
- Who did this?
862
00:47:32,541 --> 00:47:33,458
Evan Goldman!
863
00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:36,125
- Huh?
- Evan? Seriously?
864
00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:37,375
Goldman?
865
00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:38,916
- Evan?
- You did this?
866
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,666
Evan, you said I could kiss Kendra.
867
00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:42,625
- What?
- No!
868
00:47:42,708 --> 00:47:44,708
Evan, what did you do?
869
00:47:44,791 --> 00:47:46,625
Dude, why would you do this?
870
00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:49,208
No way we're coming to your party now.
871
00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:51,000
- Come on.
- What is going on?
872
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:01,083
No, no, no! No!
873
00:48:02,666 --> 00:48:05,708
Have you seen the poster for it?
It's just made of blood!
874
00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:06,875
I can't believe this.
875
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,041
Get up.
876
00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:12,958
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to have some fun for once.
877
00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:14,458
Do something I wanted.
878
00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:17,166
I trusted you, and this is what happens.
879
00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:18,333
Kendra!
880
00:48:18,416 --> 00:48:20,791
Stay away from my daughter. Go.
881
00:48:21,541 --> 00:48:23,500
I can't believe you all did this.
882
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:29,458
Archie, are you okay?
883
00:48:29,541 --> 00:48:33,000
Okay? You messed up
my one chance to kiss Kendra.
884
00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:34,791
I was just trying to help you.
885
00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:37,583
Okay, why does everyone think I need help?
886
00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:41,958
I have my own parking space,
my own bathroom, the best ride in town.
887
00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:42,916
I'm great.
888
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,541
You two clearly need more help than I do.
889
00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:48,791
I can't believe you told.
890
00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:52,250
You were using Archie
just so people would come to your party.
891
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:56,541
Or maybe you purposely wanted tonight
to fail so no one would come to my party.
892
00:48:56,625 --> 00:49:01,083
You took advantage of my friend.
It's not me that ruined everything.
893
00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,125
Archie, wait up.
894
00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:11,833
Are you okay?
895
00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:14,625
No.
896
00:49:15,916 --> 00:49:17,541
I was about to kiss Kendra.
897
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:19,708
Yeah, but...
898
00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:24,125
Do you think she really
would have gone through with it?
899
00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:25,458
Yeah, she was...
900
00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:28,125
I mean, she was worried
her mom would get furious.
901
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:31,000
Maybe she wouldn't have.
902
00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:33,208
Really?
903
00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:36,708
I can't believe this.
I trusted you...
904
00:49:36,791 --> 00:49:40,041
Maybe you've been waiting all summer
for someone who isn't ready for you,
905
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:42,250
instead of someone who is, you know,
906
00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:45,250
ready for an opportunity like this.
907
00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:51,916
Let's get out of here, boyfriend.
908
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,250
Wait, what?
909
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,416
- Tell me not to kill him.
- Don't kill him.
910
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:05,875
- Too late.
- Jessica!
911
00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:08,208
That was your room once.
912
00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:11,708
Remember what it felt like
to sit on that bed when you messed up.
913
00:50:53,666 --> 00:50:54,666
Set!
914
00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:56,625
Hut!
915
00:51:00,541 --> 00:51:03,500
Man, what's up? Are you possessed?
916
00:51:03,583 --> 00:51:06,416
- 'Cause I've seen that at church.
- You need to fix your wig.
917
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:09,625
Brett, you stood there
like you've never seen a football before.
918
00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:11,291
- It's a football.
- Brett!
919
00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:18,208
- Ah.
- See? I can't focus.
920
00:51:18,291 --> 00:51:23,208
And every time she kisses me,
I forget why I don't want her to kiss me.
921
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,916
You know,
it's like my brain stops working.
922
00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:30,000
Brett! I'm texting you!
923
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:34,000
Sorry, y'all. I gotta...
924
00:51:37,250 --> 00:51:38,666
- This is bad.
- This is bad.
925
00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:42,000
I've been texting you.
926
00:51:42,083 --> 00:51:43,500
What? I'm on the field.
927
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,125
You should have your phone on you.
I've been texting and calling you.
928
00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:50,291
What? When I'm on the field?
That doesn't make sense.
929
00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:52,735
- Yeah, it does.
- Don't be angry about this.
930
00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:54,351
What if I needed to talk to you?
931
00:51:55,583 --> 00:52:01,000
♪ What is a man
When he gives up his soul? ♪
932
00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:04,291
♪ When his brains are in chains ♪
933
00:52:04,375 --> 00:52:06,875
♪ And his heart has lost control ♪
934
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:08,166
You're telling me.
935
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:13,458
♪ How does a man
Who can see behind his head ♪
936
00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:18,208
♪ Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes? ♪
937
00:52:18,291 --> 00:52:20,809
What if I needed to talk to you
or had something important to...
938
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:26,583
♪ What is a man
When he turns on his friends? ♪
939
00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:29,208
♪ We've been tossed, now we're lost ♪
940
00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:33,083
- ♪ Just a wig full of split ends ♪
- Now, that's the truth.
941
00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:35,666
♪ How do we make ♪
942
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:39,125
♪ Our hero wide awake ♪
943
00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:45,125
♪ So that he can realize? ♪
944
00:52:45,208 --> 00:52:48,291
♪ That girl is bad, bad news ♪
945
00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:51,291
♪ Bad news ♪
946
00:52:51,375 --> 00:52:57,833
♪ Nothing but tears, nothing but trouble
Nothing but stress ♪
947
00:52:57,916 --> 00:53:02,541
♪ Yes, she is bad, bad news
Bad news ♪
948
00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,125
♪ Bad news ♪
949
00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:10,041
♪ Our buddy, Brett, is gonna regret
That he ever said "yes" ♪
950
00:53:11,208 --> 00:53:14,250
♪ The girl may be hot
But all that he's got ♪
951
00:53:14,333 --> 00:53:18,250
♪ Is bad, bad news ♪
952
00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:20,083
Hey, Lucy. Hey, Brett.
953
00:53:20,625 --> 00:53:23,583
- Oh. Hey, Cassie.
- Wait, were you flirting with her?
954
00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:27,750
- I was just saying hi.
- Oh, so you're saying she's hot.
955
00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:30,208
No, I mean, she's... nice.
956
00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:31,833
Oh, so I'm not nice?
957
00:53:31,916 --> 00:53:34,833
- What? I never said that.
- Oh, so now I'm a liar!
958
00:53:35,916 --> 00:53:37,333
This girl.
959
00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:45,041
♪ That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news ♪
960
00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:46,625
♪ Very bad news ♪
961
00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,416
♪ It's an invasion ♪
962
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,541
♪ It's like a war ♪
963
00:53:49,625 --> 00:53:52,333
♪ Or a zombie attack ♪
964
00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:57,500
♪ Whack! Goes the bad, bad news
Bad news ♪
965
00:53:57,583 --> 00:53:59,416
♪ Très bad! ♪
966
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:05,125
♪ We've been abandoned, left in the sand
And we need him back ♪
967
00:54:06,333 --> 00:54:09,458
♪ They're kissing, they're dating
It's so nauseating ♪
968
00:54:09,541 --> 00:54:14,541
♪ It's bad, bad news ♪
969
00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:18,625
♪ Every minute we wait
Is an hour too late ♪
970
00:54:18,708 --> 00:54:21,666
♪ He has got to be freed from her spell ♪
971
00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:25,083
♪ Why would our friend prefer
To be hanging with her? ♪
972
00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:26,601
- ♪ Are we mean? ♪
- ♪ Are we rude? ♪
973
00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:28,250
♪ Do we smell? ♪
974
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:31,291
♪ He's a mess on the field
So our fate has been sealed ♪
975
00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:34,791
- ♪ Now it's time for our team to rebel ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
976
00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:37,500
♪ His hormones have made him
A fool and a clown ♪
977
00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:41,000
♪ If we don't solve it soon
Then we're all going down ♪
978
00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:46,583
♪ The longer it goes, the worse it'll get
So somebody's gotta tell Brett! ♪
979
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:49,958
♪ Yeah! ♪
980
00:54:50,041 --> 00:54:56,291
- ♪ That girl is bad, bad news, bad news ♪
- ♪ Yahoo! She's so bad, yeah ♪
981
00:54:56,375 --> 00:55:02,125
♪ She took our pal, she took our leader
And led him astray ♪
982
00:55:02,625 --> 00:55:04,083
♪ Hey, hey! ♪
983
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:08,458
♪ She's totally bad, bad news
Bad news ♪
984
00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:10,708
♪ Bad news ♪
985
00:55:10,791 --> 00:55:13,375
♪ Listen up, Brett
You're not ruined yet ♪
986
00:55:13,458 --> 00:55:16,958
♪ We'll show you the way ♪
987
00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:20,458
♪ Get away from that noise
And come back to your boys ♪
988
00:55:20,541 --> 00:55:23,541
♪ Even though she has excellent shoes ♪
989
00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:27,083
♪ She's bad, bad, bad, bad ♪
990
00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:30,208
♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad ♪
991
00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:35,916
♪ News! ♪
992
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:42,583
♪ Bad news! ♪
993
00:55:59,208 --> 00:56:01,291
I just wanted to make friends.
994
00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:03,500
I just wanted something to go right.
995
00:56:04,041 --> 00:56:05,791
I know it hasn't been easy.
996
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,083
- Now everyone thinks I'm a loser.
- Nobody thinks you're a loser.
997
00:56:12,291 --> 00:56:13,333
"You're a loser."
998
00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,125
Okay!
999
00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:19,041
Things are going really great for us, huh?
1000
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,125
You and me.
1001
00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:35,875
♪ Kid from the city
Steps up to the plate ♪
1002
00:56:35,958 --> 00:56:41,208
♪ He's got one at-bat
To determine his fate ♪
1003
00:56:41,291 --> 00:56:46,458
♪ And so he takes a big swing
With remarkable grace ♪
1004
00:56:46,541 --> 00:56:50,458
♪ And the ball
Hits him right in the face ♪
1005
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:55,583
♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck ♪
1006
00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:58,625
♪ If it didn't hurt ♪
1007
00:56:58,708 --> 00:57:02,291
♪ If it wasn't the end of the world ♪
1008
00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:06,958
♪ It was over before I started ♪
1009
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:12,250
♪ And nothing's gonna fix it now ♪
1010
00:57:16,458 --> 00:57:20,708
♪ Girl from the sticks
Had a plan of attack ♪
1011
00:57:20,791 --> 00:57:26,041
♪ "I'm gonna set New York on fire
And I'm not coming back" ♪
1012
00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:31,208
♪ Except I guess I never got around
To lighting that torch ♪
1013
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:35,208
♪ 'Cause I'm back
On my mother's front porch ♪
1014
00:57:36,541 --> 00:57:43,458
♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck
If it wasn't me ♪
1015
00:57:43,541 --> 00:57:46,958
♪ If it happened to anyone else ♪
1016
00:57:47,041 --> 00:57:52,083
♪ I avoided three high school reunions ♪
1017
00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:57,083
♪ But nothing's gonna fix it now ♪
1018
00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:01,916
♪ Nobody wants to hear ♪
1019
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,958
♪ How failing's
The only way you can learn ♪
1020
00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:12,208
♪ Doesn't matter
If you don't know the rules ♪
1021
00:58:12,291 --> 00:58:17,583
♪ Or you don't like the game ♪
1022
00:58:19,125 --> 00:58:23,958
♪ 'Cause you find out
What you're made of ♪
1023
00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:29,250
♪ When you face
What you're most afraid of ♪
1024
00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:34,000
♪ Like, what if you threw a party ♪
1025
00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:36,916
♪ And nobody came? ♪
1026
00:58:39,916 --> 00:58:44,125
♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck ♪
1027
00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:46,750
♪ And it's gonna suck ♪
1028
00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:50,291
♪ But here's what I'm trying to say ♪
1029
00:58:50,375 --> 00:58:55,750
♪ It's not over until it's over ♪
1030
00:58:55,833 --> 00:59:00,583
♪ And only we can fix it now ♪
1031
00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:06,458
♪ It's not over until it's over ♪
1032
00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:10,708
♪ And only you can fix it ♪
1033
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:16,375
♪ Now ♪
1034
00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:56,791
Patrice!
1035
01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:19,083
Hey, Dad.
1036
01:00:19,958 --> 01:00:20,958
Hey, kiddo.
1037
01:00:22,083 --> 01:00:23,083
Um,
1038
01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:26,625
Mom says you're having a rough time.
1039
01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:28,375
You wanna talk?
1040
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:32,416
I think I've done some stuff
that has really hurt other people.
1041
01:00:32,916 --> 01:00:33,916
Ev,
1042
01:00:34,791 --> 01:00:37,166
sometimes we make choices that...
1043
01:00:37,666 --> 01:00:41,208
that inadvertently hurt
the people we love the most.
1044
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:46,166
And sometimes those mistakes
aren't easy to fix,
1045
01:00:46,666 --> 01:00:49,041
but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try.
1046
01:00:49,916 --> 01:00:51,125
Does that ever work?
1047
01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:56,833
You answered the phone this time so, um,
1048
01:00:56,916 --> 01:00:59,125
if you're lucky, it does.
1049
01:01:00,291 --> 01:01:02,291
I know,
but you saw what happened.
1050
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:05,583
I have to go.
1051
01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:06,666
Okay, kiddo.
1052
01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:08,125
And Ev...
1053
01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:11,916
I'm sorry
1054
01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:14,125
that I hurt you and your mother.
1055
01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:15,208
Thank you.
1056
01:01:16,708 --> 01:01:17,708
I miss you.
1057
01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:19,708
Me too.
1058
01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:25,666
Okay, I'm running to my locker.
1059
01:01:31,583 --> 01:01:32,583
Why?
1060
01:01:33,583 --> 01:01:38,166
Brett, as your best friends,
we need to tell you, keep it together.
1061
01:01:38,666 --> 01:01:39,875
I'm trying!
1062
01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:42,583
She's got some kind of,
like, hypnotic hold on you,
1063
01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:44,250
and we have no idea what it is.
1064
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,666
Well, some of us know what it is,
1065
01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,708
but you gotta be strong, Brett.
1066
01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:50,333
For us.
1067
01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:53,166
I miss Kendra.
1068
01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,291
I can't sleep.
1069
01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:57,041
I can't eat.
1070
01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:00,833
I don't know what to do.
1071
01:02:04,041 --> 01:02:05,250
Maybe I can help.
1072
01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:08,291
You? You're the reason this all happened.
1073
01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:12,500
Look, I know I screwed things up,
but I wanna make it right.
1074
01:02:13,291 --> 01:02:14,291
Hear me out.
1075
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:16,833
Fine.
1076
01:02:17,291 --> 01:02:20,583
You have ten seconds,
starting nine seconds ago.
1077
01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:25,541
You have to go talk to Kendra.
You two are supposed to be together.
1078
01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:28,291
If what you want is to be with Kendra,
then go tell her.
1079
01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:31,708
I wouldn't know what to say.
1080
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:38,041
♪ Tell her
You thought about what happened ♪
1081
01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:44,083
♪ Tell her you haven't slept at night ♪
1082
01:02:46,458 --> 01:02:51,500
♪ Tell her
Although you've made a huge mistake ♪
1083
01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:56,625
♪ You want to make it right ♪
1084
01:02:56,708 --> 01:02:57,958
Uh-huh. Keep going.
1085
01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:02,333
♪ Tell her you know you aren't perfect ♪
1086
01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:09,833
♪ Tell her you've waited way too long ♪
1087
01:03:10,708 --> 01:03:13,083
♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪
1088
01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:16,166
♪ Tell her you mean it ♪
1089
01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:20,708
♪ Tell her you just were wrong ♪
1090
01:03:20,791 --> 01:03:22,708
Do you even know what you're saying?
1091
01:03:22,791 --> 01:03:25,208
I think what he's saying is...
1092
01:03:25,916 --> 01:03:30,208
♪ Tell her
You shouldn't have ignored her ♪
1093
01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:35,583
♪ Or dissed her
In front of all the school ♪
1094
01:03:37,583 --> 01:03:42,666
♪ Tell her
The minute you got out of touch ♪
1095
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:47,375
♪ You felt like such a fool ♪
1096
01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:53,708
♪ Tell her just hanging out together ♪
1097
01:03:55,125 --> 01:04:00,708
♪ Was so nice you prayed it wouldn't end ♪
1098
01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:04,333
♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪
1099
01:04:04,416 --> 01:04:07,291
♪ Tell her you miss her ♪
1100
01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:11,416
♪ Ask if she'll be your friend ♪
1101
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:18,125
♪ Tell her you think of her at sundown ♪
1102
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,458
♪ And sunrise ♪
1103
01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:21,875
♪ And dinnertime ♪
1104
01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:23,625
♪ And noon ♪
1105
01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:30,208
♪ Tell her there's one thing
That you're sure you know ♪
1106
01:04:30,291 --> 01:04:35,791
♪ You both are so in tune ♪
1107
01:04:36,875 --> 01:04:42,458
♪ Tell her
That life feels dumb without her ♪
1108
01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:48,000
♪ Stand tall and look her in the eye ♪
1109
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,958
♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪
1110
01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:54,333
♪ Tell her you'll prove it ♪
1111
01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:59,125
♪ Ask her to let you try ♪
1112
01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:07,166
♪ Tell her that people get things wrong
'Cause people are afraid ♪
1113
01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:12,958
♪ They won't fit in your world
Or in your life ♪
1114
01:05:13,041 --> 01:05:16,000
♪ But things will work out fine ♪
1115
01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:23,083
♪ If she will only listen ♪
1116
01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:28,625
♪ Listen! ♪
1117
01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:33,750
♪ Kendra, I thought about what happened ♪
1118
01:05:35,708 --> 01:05:40,291
♪ Kendra, I haven't slept at night ♪
1119
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:46,083
♪ Kendra, I know I made a huge mistake ♪
1120
01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:51,541
♪ I wanna make it right ♪
1121
01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:57,625
♪ I know there are no good excuses ♪
1122
01:05:58,291 --> 01:06:04,708
♪ I feel like I've been in a trance ♪
1123
01:06:04,791 --> 01:06:07,750
♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪
1124
01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:09,375
I'm sorry.
1125
01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:12,166
♪ Tell her you mean it ♪
1126
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:13,750
I mean it.
1127
01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:19,875
♪ Ask for another chance ♪
1128
01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:22,250
♪ Kendra ♪
1129
01:06:22,333 --> 01:06:27,125
♪ I just want another ♪
1130
01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:29,291
♪ Chance ♪
1131
01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:31,500
Go, go. Yeah.
1132
01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:51,583
Okay, stop, no! Brett is with me!
1133
01:06:52,833 --> 01:06:53,833
Brett!
1134
01:06:58,708 --> 01:06:59,708
Not anymore.
1135
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:02,958
Twist!
1136
01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:13,583
Hey, Evan.
1137
01:07:14,541 --> 01:07:15,750
Thanks.
1138
01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:16,916
No problem, Brett.
1139
01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:19,375
See you at your party.
1140
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,958
I wish you never came here.
You ruined my life.
1141
01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:31,250
I think you ruined your life.
1142
01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:33,666
Trust me, I know how that works.
1143
01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:45,166
Patrice, I know I messed up.
1144
01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:46,791
We both did.
1145
01:07:46,875 --> 01:07:49,291
I shouldn't have made you choose
between me and them.
1146
01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:51,833
I just want you at my party.
1147
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,208
Let me think about it, okay?
1148
01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:08,000
Patrice!
1149
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:12,375
Hi! Are you ever coming by
to say hello anymore?
1150
01:08:13,791 --> 01:08:14,625
What?
1151
01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:17,083
You look like all the oceans dried up.
1152
01:08:17,583 --> 01:08:18,916
Miss Ruth,
1153
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:23,041
what if you're really mad at someone
who did something that really hurt you
1154
01:08:23,125 --> 01:08:25,666
and you don't know
how to not be mad anymore?
1155
01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:30,958
I can tell you this. If you push away
everyone who ever makes a mistake,
1156
01:08:31,041 --> 01:08:33,166
all you'll be left with is yourself.
1157
01:08:33,250 --> 01:08:35,791
And that would be an even bigger mistake.
1158
01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:41,208
I wish I was as smart as you.
1159
01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:43,708
And I wish I was as young as you.
1160
01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:47,583
We work with what we have, huh?
1161
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,625
I don't understand ties.
1162
01:09:03,291 --> 01:09:05,083
It's like your neck is a gift.
1163
01:09:06,708 --> 01:09:07,908
Come here.
1164
01:09:10,625 --> 01:09:11,833
There you go.
1165
01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:16,833
There.
1166
01:09:19,416 --> 01:09:20,708
I am proud of you.
1167
01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:31,958
What... What happened?
It was all going so well.
1168
01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:35,291
My son is a man.
1169
01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:37,791
You're totally embarrassing me.
1170
01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:39,833
You're totally embarrassing me.
1171
01:09:39,916 --> 01:09:42,375
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I promise, I...
1172
01:09:44,416 --> 01:09:46,958
There'll be more of this today.
1173
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,500
Come here.
1174
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,791
- God I love you.
- I love you too.
1175
01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:14,000
Honey, fast.
1176
01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:15,083
Will do.
1177
01:10:29,916 --> 01:10:31,541
- Seat belt.
- All right.
1178
01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:33,166
Thank you.
1179
01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:01,041
Evan.
1180
01:11:01,916 --> 01:11:03,416
I have something for you.
1181
01:11:06,625 --> 01:11:09,750
And this was
your grandfather's first yarmulke.
1182
01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,333
He'd want you to wear it.
1183
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,041
Just don't smell it. Take my word.
1184
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:20,125
- Thank you, Grandma.
- I love you.
1185
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,166
Love you too.
1186
01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:24,875
- I'll see you in there.
- Okay.
1187
01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:26,375
Yo, guys.
1188
01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:28,363
- What's up?
- What's up?
1189
01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:30,875
- How you feelin'?
- Really good. I'm feeling good!
1190
01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:32,541
- Oh man!
- You did good, Jess.
1191
01:11:33,625 --> 01:11:35,625
- Be proud.
- I am.
1192
01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:38,041
Of course, I helped.
1193
01:11:40,666 --> 01:11:43,375
Rabbi Shapiro, you made it!
1194
01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:47,041
Ah! So here we are.
You worked hard for this.
1195
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:49,458
And I had to listen to all of it,
so good for us.
1196
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,958
- How you feeling?
- Well, I'm having my Bar Mitzvah.
1197
01:11:54,041 --> 01:11:58,083
Just not where I thought or how I thought
or with who I thought, but, you know...
1198
01:11:58,750 --> 01:12:00,791
- So don't believe everything you think.
- Yeah.
1199
01:12:01,666 --> 01:12:03,875
Not a lot of Jews around here, huh?
1200
01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:06,625
Least I'm the hottest rabbi somewhere.
1201
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:09,000
You know, you were right.
1202
01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:11,791
This is more important than a dope party.
1203
01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:14,208
I just said that so you'd study.
1204
01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:16,583
- Let's rock this suburb.
- Oh yeah!
1205
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,583
- High five, baby!
- My man!
1206
01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:22,916
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
1207
01:12:24,041 --> 01:12:25,666
Thanks for letting me come.
1208
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,750
That is a killer suit.
Bet the, uh, girls are all over you.
1209
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:32,458
That is the most dad line in the world.
1210
01:12:34,875 --> 01:12:36,500
How about giving your dad a hug?
1211
01:12:40,875 --> 01:12:42,916
You know,
I'm looking forward to next summer.
1212
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,875
Yeah, me too.
1213
01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:48,041
All right, Mr. Goldman. Showtime.
1214
01:12:48,833 --> 01:12:50,500
What happens if I mess up?
1215
01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:52,333
Then you take a big breath,
1216
01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:56,500
and you do it better the next time,
or at least you try.
1217
01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:58,125
Okay?
1218
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:00,125
Okay.
1219
01:13:01,416 --> 01:13:04,791
- Ooh. Family selfie.
- I'll see you in there.
1220
01:13:06,541 --> 01:13:08,333
Come on. Look at this.
1221
01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:12,125
- Some of that, oh.
- All right. Right on.
1222
01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:13,833
Ready? Look at that.
1223
01:13:13,916 --> 01:13:15,250
One, two, three.
1224
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,833
That's awesome. That's awesome.
1225
01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,208
All righty.
1226
01:13:26,541 --> 01:13:27,666
Hi, Joel.
1227
01:13:30,333 --> 01:13:31,458
It's good you came.
1228
01:13:33,291 --> 01:13:34,541
You look great.
1229
01:13:35,875 --> 01:13:36,875
I know.
1230
01:13:39,791 --> 01:13:42,708
I feel like I missed out
on some important stuff here.
1231
01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:47,500
Thanks for not giving up on him.
1232
01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:50,166
Hmm.
1233
01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:51,375
Um...
1234
01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:55,833
A Jewish olive branch.
1235
01:13:57,416 --> 01:14:00,083
Oh! Thank you.
1236
01:14:07,083 --> 01:14:08,083
Oh!
1237
01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:09,958
Thank you.
1238
01:14:11,208 --> 01:14:12,208
Hm.
1239
01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:14,125
You know,
1240
01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:15,958
I'm writing again.
1241
01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:18,416
- Really?
- Mm-hm. A novel.
1242
01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:23,333
- That's not gonna end well for me, is it?
- Probably not.
1243
01:14:23,416 --> 01:14:24,416
Yeah.
1244
01:14:35,791 --> 01:14:36,791
Kendra, wait.
1245
01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:44,166
Lucy, what are you doing here?
1246
01:14:45,583 --> 01:14:47,041
I came to say I'm sorry.
1247
01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:51,375
I was really hurt
you didn't text me all summer
1248
01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:52,875
but were talking to Brett.
1249
01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:55,458
I know.
I should have just told you.
1250
01:14:56,041 --> 01:15:00,708
Of course he would like you.
Everyone likes you. You're really smart.
1251
01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:02,041
You get all A's.
1252
01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:04,541
You're really lucky.
1253
01:15:06,166 --> 01:15:07,916
Sorry I messed everything up.
1254
01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:13,916
I figured if I had Brett,
I could feel important to somebody.
1255
01:15:15,750 --> 01:15:17,875
You've always been
important to me.
1256
01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:21,666
I was wrong, and
1257
01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:23,958
I really miss you.
1258
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,916
I really miss my best friend.
1259
01:15:27,750 --> 01:15:28,750
I miss you too.
1260
01:15:29,583 --> 01:15:32,000
Let's never let a boy
come between us again.
1261
01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:26,333
Hashem, who created the heavens,
1262
01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:31,125
gives a soul to the people
and a spirit to all who walk upon it.
1263
01:16:32,375 --> 01:16:36,833
And now, Evan will finish his reading
with the haftorah.
1264
01:16:37,791 --> 01:16:41,500
I call back to the bimah...
1265
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:57,666
Oh! You made it!
1266
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,875
See, was that so difficult?
1267
01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:03,833
You are so annoying.
1268
01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:05,541
You love me.
1269
01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:44,125
Well done.
1270
01:17:57,666 --> 01:18:02,916
♪ If you stand here behind me
And you call me a man ♪
1271
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:07,416
♪ And you're counting on me
To come through ♪
1272
01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:14,833
♪ You should know
That I'll give you the best that I can ♪
1273
01:18:14,916 --> 01:18:17,916
♪ But we all have ♪
1274
01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:22,875
♪ A little more homework to do ♪
1275
01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:32,458
♪ And I've been looking
In the back of the book for the answers ♪
1276
01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:37,833
♪ Hoping the bell wouldn't chime ♪
1277
01:18:37,916 --> 01:18:43,333
♪ But I'm not ready
To put down my pencil just yet ♪
1278
01:18:43,416 --> 01:18:48,958
♪ There are too many answers
That I didn't get ♪
1279
01:18:49,041 --> 01:18:52,541
♪ I need a little less pressure ♪
1280
01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:57,833
♪ And a little more time ♪
1281
01:18:57,916 --> 01:19:01,083
♪ I am trying to follow ♪
1282
01:19:01,166 --> 01:19:03,083
♪ I am trying to lead ♪
1283
01:19:03,583 --> 01:19:07,750
♪ I am trying to find what is true ♪
1284
01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:12,000
♪ But if you're gonna stand with me ♪
1285
01:19:12,083 --> 01:19:14,083
♪ Then you have to concede ♪
1286
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:17,166
♪ That we all have ♪
1287
01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:21,791
♪ A little more homework to do ♪
1288
01:19:21,875 --> 01:19:27,750
♪ Day turns to day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪
1289
01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:30,625
♪ You get a little bit older
A little bit taller ♪
1290
01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,875
♪ A little bit better, a little bit ♪
1291
01:19:32,958 --> 01:19:37,416
♪ Day turns to day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day ♪
1292
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:40,583
♪ And the days ahead coming on so quick ♪
1293
01:19:40,666 --> 01:19:43,541
♪ You can't get out of the way
You keep running ♪
1294
01:19:43,625 --> 01:19:48,875
♪ Day turns to day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪
1295
01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:51,916
♪ And I'm a little bit older
A little bit faster ♪
1296
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,666
♪ A little bit closer, a little bit ♪
1297
01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:58,500
♪ Day turns to day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day ♪
1298
01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:01,291
♪ And the sky goes blue
And the sky goes black ♪
1299
01:20:01,375 --> 01:20:04,041
♪ And no matter what you do
You can't go back ♪
1300
01:20:04,125 --> 01:20:07,000
♪ You go day into day into day ♪
1301
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:12,208
♪ Day into day into day ♪
1302
01:20:15,125 --> 01:20:19,750
♪ Day turns to day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪
1303
01:20:19,833 --> 01:20:23,208
♪ And I'm a little bit braver
A little bit broader ♪
1304
01:20:23,291 --> 01:20:24,541
♪ A little bit brighter ♪
1305
01:20:24,625 --> 01:20:30,750
♪ And I've been looking
In the back of a book for the answers ♪
1306
01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:35,250
♪ Hoping the bell wouldn't chime ♪
1307
01:20:35,333 --> 01:20:40,833
♪ But I'm not ready to put down
My pencil just yet ♪
1308
01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:45,750
♪ There are too many answers
That I didn't get ♪
1309
01:20:45,833 --> 01:20:50,208
♪ I need a little less pressure ♪
1310
01:20:50,291 --> 01:20:57,041
♪ And a little more time! ♪
1311
01:20:57,125 --> 01:20:59,333
♪ I am trying to follow ♪
1312
01:20:59,416 --> 01:21:02,250
♪ I am trying to lead ♪
1313
01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:07,125
♪ I am trying to learn what is true ♪
1314
01:21:07,208 --> 01:21:12,166
♪ I am trying to be
What you want and I need ♪
1315
01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:18,375
♪ And we all have a little more homework ♪
1316
01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:23,208
♪ We all have a little more homework ♪
1317
01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:29,958
♪ We all have a little more homework ♪
1318
01:21:30,041 --> 01:21:33,041
- ♪ To do ♪
- ♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪
1319
01:21:33,125 --> 01:21:35,916
- ♪ Turns to day turns to day ♪
- ♪ A little more homework to do ♪
1320
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,958
♪ Day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day ♪
1321
01:21:39,041 --> 01:21:42,458
- ♪ A little more homework to do ♪
- ♪ Day turns to day, day turns to ♪
1322
01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:46,416
- ♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪
- ♪ A little more homework ♪
1323
01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:50,250
♪ Day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day ♪
1324
01:21:50,333 --> 01:21:51,750
♪ A little more homework ♪
1325
01:21:51,833 --> 01:21:54,875
- ♪ To do ♪
- ♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪
1326
01:21:54,958 --> 01:21:58,708
♪ Turns to day
Turns to day turns to day! ♪
1327
01:21:58,791 --> 01:21:59,916
I'm Evan Goldman.
1328
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,750
I live at 24 Plains Drive,
Walkerton, Indiana.
1329
01:22:02,833 --> 01:22:06,250
I'm 13 years old,
and I'm just getting started.
1330
01:22:21,958 --> 01:22:23,791
One, two, three, here we go!
1331
01:22:31,583 --> 01:22:34,666
♪ I saw the cover, and I judged the book ♪
1332
01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:38,250
♪ I turned away without a second look ♪
1333
01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:43,041
♪ But now, now, now
I see a brand-new you ♪
1334
01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:45,125
♪ Mm-mmm ♪
1335
01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:49,875
♪ I told myself I better run and hide ♪
1336
01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:55,875
♪ I never noticed what was there inside
But now, now, now ♪
1337
01:22:55,958 --> 01:22:58,458
♪ I see a brand-new you ♪
1338
01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:00,291
♪ Ah-ahh ♪
1339
01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:05,208
♪ And I can't stop myself from loving
Every itty-bitty thing... ♪
1340
01:23:05,291 --> 01:23:08,625
♪ You, you! I see a brand-new you! ♪
1341
01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:12,125
♪ You, you! I see a brand-new you! ♪
1342
01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:15,458
♪ I didn't know where I was meant to be ♪
1343
01:23:15,541 --> 01:23:16,541
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1344
01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:19,291
♪ I figured no one would be there for me ♪
1345
01:23:19,375 --> 01:23:22,166
♪ But now, now, now ♪
1346
01:23:22,250 --> 01:23:24,083
♪ I see a brand-new you ♪
1347
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:27,166
♪ You, you, I see a brand-new you ♪
1348
01:23:28,083 --> 01:23:31,041
♪ I never knew that you could understand ♪
1349
01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:34,833
♪ But I looked up
And you reached out your hand ♪
1350
01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:39,541
♪ And now, now, now
I see a brand-new you! ♪
1351
01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:41,083
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1352
01:23:41,166 --> 01:23:45,250
♪ I opened my eyes ♪
1353
01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:48,791
♪ And there's a great big world around ♪
1354
01:23:48,875 --> 01:23:53,083
♪ I opened my eyes ♪
1355
01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:54,958
♪ And just look, just look ♪
1356
01:23:55,041 --> 01:24:02,041
♪ Look at what I found ♪
1357
01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:05,291
♪ Here we go! ♪
1358
01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:07,708
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1359
01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:08,833
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1360
01:24:08,916 --> 01:24:11,416
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1361
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:12,583
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1362
01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:15,291
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1363
01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:16,375
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1364
01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:18,338
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1365
01:24:18,375 --> 01:24:20,333
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1366
01:24:20,416 --> 01:24:22,208
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1367
01:24:22,291 --> 01:24:23,833
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1368
01:24:23,916 --> 01:24:26,791
♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1369
01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:34,458
♪ Hey! ♪
1370
01:24:34,541 --> 01:24:35,708
♪ Yeah! ♪
1371
01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:53,000
♪ I opened my eyes ♪
1372
01:24:53,083 --> 01:24:56,333
♪ And there's a great big world around ♪
1373
01:24:56,416 --> 01:25:00,708
♪ I opened my eyes ♪
1374
01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:07,250
- ♪ And just look, just look ♪
- ♪ Look at what I found! ♪
1375
01:25:07,333 --> 01:25:10,291
♪ I see a brand-new you! Ooh! ♪
1376
01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:13,583
♪ I see a brand-new you! Ooh! ♪
1377
01:25:14,666 --> 01:25:16,916
♪ I see a brand-new you! ♪
1378
01:25:21,291 --> 01:25:23,875
Bravi Charlo... Bravo Charlie mark.
1379
01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:25,875
Bravo mark.
1380
01:25:27,458 --> 01:25:28,458
Chocolate mark.
1381
01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:32,041
Alpha Bravo Carmen. Marker.
1382
01:25:33,541 --> 01:25:36,416
Charlie mark. I did it.
1383
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:37,791
Charlie marker.
1384
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,250
Bravo mark.
1385
01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:42,500
Delta mark.
1386
01:25:43,416 --> 01:25:44,916
Charlie mark.
1387
01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:48,041
Delta mark.
1388
01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:50,625
Bravo mark.
1389
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,000
Bravo mark.
1390
01:25:55,166 --> 01:25:56,166
Charlie mark.
1391
01:25:57,583 --> 01:25:58,583
Delta mark.
1392
01:25:59,791 --> 01:26:01,000
Marker.
1393
01:26:02,708 --> 01:26:03,708
Marker.
1394
01:26:05,333 --> 01:26:06,333
Marker.
1395
01:26:09,833 --> 01:26:10,875
Your mark.
1396
01:26:13,291 --> 01:26:14,458
Marker!
1397
01:26:21,541 --> 01:26:24,291
♪ This summer, I was losing my mind ♪
1398
01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:26,250
♪ Trying to keep myself busy ♪
1399
01:26:26,333 --> 01:26:29,166
- ♪ 'Stead of thinking 'bout you ♪
- ♪ Thinking 'bout you ♪
1400
01:26:29,250 --> 01:26:32,583
♪ No matter how I acted
I could never really get distracted ♪
1401
01:26:32,666 --> 01:26:34,666
♪ And the mystery in my mind
That I can't dismiss ♪
1402
01:26:34,708 --> 01:26:36,875
♪ Is when I'm ever gonna
Get my first real kiss ♪
1403
01:26:36,958 --> 01:26:40,291
♪ I spend every night and day
Just thinking 'bout how I could get away ♪
1404
01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:42,625
♪ But I'm stuck in jail
I can't get free ♪
1405
01:26:42,708 --> 01:26:44,916
♪ 'Cause there's my mother
Always watching me ♪
1406
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:47,833
♪ I tried to do the stuff I love to do ♪
1407
01:26:47,916 --> 01:26:50,375
♪ But every song, every game
It's all the same ♪
1408
01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:55,625
♪ It just made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪
1409
01:26:55,708 --> 01:26:57,750
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
1410
01:26:57,833 --> 01:27:03,541
♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪
1411
01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:05,625
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
1412
01:27:05,708 --> 01:27:08,666
♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪
1413
01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:11,500
♪ Same story
I was losing my mind ♪
1414
01:27:11,583 --> 01:27:15,166
♪ On the shores of Lake Wawasee
'Stead of being with you ♪
1415
01:27:15,250 --> 01:27:16,291
♪ Being with you ♪
1416
01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:17,916
♪ Sometimes when I couldn't write ♪
1417
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:19,920
♪ I was beaming thoughts
From my brain at night ♪
1418
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,750
♪ From the mess hall, the canteen ♪
1419
01:27:21,833 --> 01:27:24,393
♪ From the lake, from the lodge
The latrine that I had to clean ♪
1420
01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:27,666
♪ Thinking, "All I really wanna do
Is to have my first real kiss with you" ♪
1421
01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:29,791
♪ "Where it's dark and quiet
And romantic" ♪
1422
01:27:29,875 --> 01:27:31,934
♪ "Without your mom standing there
Getting frantic" ♪
1423
01:27:31,958 --> 01:27:35,333
♪ And now I'm here beside you
Like a dream come true ♪
1424
01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:37,541
♪ Every minute, every day
I was kept away ♪
1425
01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:43,000
♪ Only made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪
1426
01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:45,000
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
1427
01:27:45,083 --> 01:27:49,958
♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪
1428
01:27:50,041 --> 01:27:51,881
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
1429
01:27:51,958 --> 01:27:58,708
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪
1430
01:27:58,791 --> 01:28:01,166
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
1431
01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:06,708
♪ Waiting all summer for you ♪
1432
01:28:13,541 --> 01:28:17,000
♪ Brett wants Kendra
To be his girlfriend ♪
1433
01:28:19,083 --> 01:28:22,666
♪ But Brett is the boy
That I wanna be with ♪
1434
01:28:25,041 --> 01:28:28,791
♪ I'm tired of being
Second best to my best friend ♪
1435
01:28:30,875 --> 01:28:33,833
♪ So she's smart, and she's pretty
And she's nice, oh hey! ♪
1436
01:28:33,916 --> 01:28:36,791
♪ I'm smart, and I'm pretty
And I'm... anyway ♪
1437
01:28:36,875 --> 01:28:39,916
♪ I'm a better choice to be with Brett
And I can prove it if I get ♪
1438
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:45,333
♪ An O-P-P, opportunity!
O-P-P, opportunity! ♪
1439
01:28:46,125 --> 01:28:51,583
♪ O-P-P, opportunity!
O-P-P, opportunity! ♪
1440
01:28:51,666 --> 01:28:57,750
♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪
1441
01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:03,958
♪ I'd show Brett what his girl oughta be
If I only had an itty-bitty opportunity ♪
1442
01:29:04,791 --> 01:29:06,833
♪ M-m-m, yeah ♪
1443
01:29:06,916 --> 01:29:10,333
♪ Oooh! ♪
1444
01:29:10,416 --> 01:29:14,541
♪ Oooh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh! ♪
1445
01:29:14,625 --> 01:29:15,666
♪ Opportunity! ♪
1446
01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:18,666
♪ Picture me
Being Brett's new girlfriend ♪
1447
01:29:18,750 --> 01:29:21,625
♪ Brett's got a brand-new girlfriend! ♪
1448
01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:24,541
♪ Picture Kendra so happy for me ♪
1449
01:29:24,625 --> 01:29:27,500
♪ Oooh, sad! ♪
1450
01:29:27,583 --> 01:29:30,500
♪ Picture Brett
Hanging out in my rec room ♪
1451
01:29:30,583 --> 01:29:32,916
♪ Let's play another game of foosball ♪
1452
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:36,000
♪ I mean, we're basically the same
Check us out, can't you tell? ♪
1453
01:29:36,083 --> 01:29:39,000
♪ So I don't get football
But I fake it really well ♪
1454
01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:42,125
♪ I could show him I'm a better girl
If someone just would get a girl ♪
1455
01:29:42,208 --> 01:29:45,250
♪ An O-P-P, opportunity ♪
1456
01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:47,375
- ♪ O-P-P ♪
- ♪ Opportunity ♪
1457
01:29:47,458 --> 01:29:48,291
♪ Hey-oh! ♪
1458
01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:53,791
♪ O-P-P, opportunity
O-P-P, opportunity ♪
1459
01:29:53,875 --> 01:30:00,166
♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪
1460
01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:02,750
♪ How will he know
That he really wants me ♪
1461
01:30:02,833 --> 01:30:06,083
♪ If he never even gets
A little opportunity? ♪
1462
01:30:12,375 --> 01:30:15,333
♪ Ho-ha! ♪
1463
01:30:15,416 --> 01:30:17,916
♪ Here we go, here we go
Here we go, huh! ♪
1464
01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:20,458
♪ Lucy's gonna get what Lucy deserves ♪
1465
01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:21,375
♪ Ho! ♪
1466
01:30:21,458 --> 01:30:24,791
♪ I've got the vision, the precision
And the nerves, and I'm merciless ♪
1467
01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:26,833
♪ I cast a curse, you can't reverse this ♪
1468
01:30:26,916 --> 01:30:29,791
♪ I'm gonna be
The first to get the first kiss ♪
1469
01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,125
- ♪ Check that! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪
1470
01:30:31,208 --> 01:30:34,416
♪ In the lunch room or the locker room
I can rock a room like a shock, boom ♪
1471
01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:36,541
♪ Your time is running out
Tick-tick-tock, boom! ♪
1472
01:30:36,625 --> 01:30:38,267
♪ Ever since we were three
It's been Kendra and me ♪
1473
01:30:38,291 --> 01:30:42,000
♪ But it's time now to break free
Hashtag never underestimate me ♪
1474
01:30:42,083 --> 01:30:44,750
- ♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪
1475
01:30:44,833 --> 01:30:47,541
- ♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪
1476
01:30:47,625 --> 01:30:49,059
- ♪ What's it gonna be? ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
1477
01:30:49,083 --> 01:30:53,083
- ♪ When am I gonna see some... ♪
- ♪ O-P-P-O-R-T unity! ♪
1478
01:30:53,166 --> 01:30:59,000
♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪
1479
01:30:59,083 --> 01:31:05,291
♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪
1480
01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:07,875
♪ What kind of best friend would I be ♪
1481
01:31:07,958 --> 01:31:11,166
♪ If I didn't take advantage
Of an opportunity? ♪
1482
01:31:12,305 --> 01:32:12,845
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