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woman:
So I really think it's important
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that we remove all soft drinks
from the vending machines
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and replace them
with bottled water
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and naturally sweetened fruit juice.
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Are you talking about diet soda too?
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Because I don't think we should
take away the diet soda.
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So many of our girls
are watching their weight...
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Our oldest girls are 11.
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They shouldn't be dieting.
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I think she got a little boty
between the eyes.
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Celia: That's just naive.
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She probably treated herself,
poor thing.
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My husband dropped dead, I'd suck out,
lift up and inject anything that moved.
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I know that you've got boys,
so you may not understand.
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Understand what?
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That our children shouldn't be
guzzling sugar and chemicals?
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No, we are in total agreement
about the sugar.
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All the "sugary" drinks
should go.
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So everyone in favour
of eliminating
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the "sugary" drinks from
the vending machines, ladies.
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Ladies?
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Wonderful. That's done.
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Thank you, Nancy botwin,
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head of our
healthy children's committee.
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Now let's take a break.
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She's got the big bag.
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Guess he left her
pretty well-fixed, huh?
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I heard there was nothing.
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They spent all that money
on the new kitchen.
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Have you seen it?
It turned out gorgeous.
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So give yourselves a round
of applause, everyone.
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I wonder how she's getting by.
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Nancy, we were all just saying
how much we love your purse.
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It's a knockoff,
but you can't even tell.
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Let me see that. Raysha
been wanting one of these.
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How much you pay?
Seventy-five bucks.
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Raysha take one look
at that crooked stitch,
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and she know you a cheap trick.
The stitching on this bag is perfect.
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Oh, yeah, right there. I see it.
Goddamn it!
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Heylia: Yeah. Looking in
the dictionary the other day
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saw your picture sitting up in there
right next to "dumb-ass white bitch."
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Corn bread.
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Oh, that smells good.
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I miss carbs.
My friend taleesa tried that no carbs.
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She ate bacon and eggs
for a whole month.
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I'm talking, like, five dozen eggs
and a whole pig a day.
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She lost 11 pounds. Shit works.
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My sister does this thing where they
leave a cooler bag full of no-carb food
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outside her house every day.
She's lost 17 pounds.
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Heylia: We should start
that in this neighbourhood.
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Call it the "I'm getting skinny because
some nigga stole my bag of food" diet.
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Taleesa's still fat.
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Uh-uh. She look good.
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Keeyon:
Then why Ronnie dump her ass?
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Because he found out she was taking his money for
little Ron and spending it on shit for sheree.
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And he all,
"why don't my son got Adidas?"
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It's stupid to buy expensive shoes for a
3-year-old. He'll outgrow them in a day.
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Conrad:
You calling black people stupid?
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And lazy, and they also steal.
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But we sings
and dances real good.
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White people steal. Enron, worldcom.
They be stealing billions of dollars
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flush it through some overseas
bank account,
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then sit on the beach
and count they money.
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Oh! Somebody been listening
to the good reverend sharpton.
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Maybe black people need to start
stealing a little bit bigger.
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Maybe fucking so.
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Hey, that bag
looks a little small.
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You did not just say that.
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Bitch, I can eyeball an ounce from
outer space with my glasses cracked.
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Give me.
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Huh—huh. Mmm.
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All acting like you know. Writing
cheques your ass can't cash.
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You never question
heylia's eyeballing.
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That's the rain man of weed
right there.
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I apologise, I'm still new at this.
I stand corrected.
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Stand? You on your knees corrected.
Getting all beside herself.
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Gonna come up in my house,
tell me about my business?
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Girl, you need to recognise.
All right, all right. Fine.
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I'm a bitch-ass bitch.
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Give me a little respect.
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I'm the biggest game
in the private community of agrestic.
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Drugs sell themselves, biscuit.
You ain't shit.
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You still ain't shit.
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How much you got there?
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Uh-uh. Take that crap
off my money.
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You not giving me a present.
You're paying me for weed.
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Excuse me for trying to bring
a little beauty into an ugly world.
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Oh, shit. It's 2:30.
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Well, where you rushing off to
with your ass on fire?
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Dr. Phil ain't on till 4.
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Shane's got his grief counsellor.
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Oh, right. I'm sorry.
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Wait, I'll walk you out. Damn.
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Can you imagine, though?
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Boy out jogging with his daddy,
having a good time,
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then, boom, daddy drop.
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That will fuck a kid up.
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Well, you show me
who ain't fucked up.
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Shit.
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Who wants some corn bread?
Vaneeta: Right here.
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Conrad: You all right?
Nancy: I'm fine. I'm just late.
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You sure?
Conrad, we do business, not personal.
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You know I'm full-service.
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Andy didn't tell you that
when he hooked us up?
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I believe my brother-in-law's
exact words were:
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"Dude, meet the finest jit
with the finest shit."
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Jit?
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I was just quoting.
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I gotta go. All right.
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Drive safe.
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Know where I live at, right?
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I do.Bye.
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Man 1:
Shh. I think I hear something.
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Man 2: Brush is awful thick
over there, you see anything?
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Man 1: He '3 quartering
towards us, but he's obstructed.
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I can't get a good shot at the heart...
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What happened in the guest room?
Ask Shane.
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I'm asking both of you.
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I fell through the skylight.
But don't worry, I'm okay.
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Turn the show back on.
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There's a huge hole in the ceiling.
What the hell were you doing up there?
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Lupita told him to get down.
I tell him, missus.
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I didn't hear her.
Silas: Come on.
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Deaf girl on Dewey street
could hear her.
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Shane: She's not
deaf, she just talks weird.
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There's something wrong
with her tongue.
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What? Who told you that?
She's totally deaf.
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If Dennis cling says there's
nothing wrong with her tongue...
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Nancy: Hey. Uh—uh.
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What do you mean? What?
Did they French-kiss?
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Quinn: Hey, Mrs. Botwin.
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Nancy:
Hey, Quinn, you want some chilli?
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Quinn: No, I'm good.
That's right, Shane.
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They French-kissed.
Quinn: Who French-kissed?
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Dennis cling and Megan beales.
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Oh, they did a whole lot more than...
Quinn!
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Hey, how's your shoulder?
I'm totally okay.
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Can I have the remote
back now? Please?
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You were here when he fell?
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Officially, I was at Kim's house
working on a science project.
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"Officially."
Shane: Yeah, they were making out.
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But nothing naked. Shut up.
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I gotta go out for a second.
Where are you going?
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It's the neighbourhood watch thing.
I'll be right back.
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Wanna fool around? Sure.
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Man 1: One time, I shot this black
bear clean between the shoulder blades
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with my Browning blr .308.
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Man 2: Next time, we go
bowhunting. Guns are for pussies.
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Uh-oh.
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I told you! You can't miss the bear!
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I love this show.
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Boo!
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Christ. Josh.
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You need to relax.
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My husband died of a heart
attack, you wanna orphan my kids?
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So, what's up?
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Josh: My guy went on this yoga retreat
in redlands. He won't be back for a week.
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I just was wondering
if you could help me out.
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He didn't take care of you
before he left?
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Well, they've been playing winged migration
at the plex for the midnight show all week.
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Wiped me out. Shit hasn't gone this
fast since the passion of the Christ.
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People got stoned for
the passion of the Christ?
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That's disturbing.
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Not as disturbing
as watching it not stoned.
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Religion, my ass,
it's a straight-up snuff film.
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Why don't you take the week off?
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That just goes so against
my Christian work ethic, miss b.
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Come on, help me out.
I'd do it for you.
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I don't need you to.
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Cash. My guy doesn't do yoga.
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Josh. Comeon
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I was at the orthodontist
the other week,
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and I heard all about
Shane's overbite.
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It's gotta be costing you
some serious green.
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You gonna play by the rules?
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One of your own kind
deal to your own kind
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I'm putting the love
in the glove
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okay, listen. You stay away
from my customer base,
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you don't deal to kids.
Are we clear?
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If they're too young to bleed,
they're too young for weed.
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No grass on the field,
no grass will they yield.
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You're a poet. You know it.
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It's getting late,
you want a ride home?
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No, I'll be good. It's the suburbs. Safe
to walk the streets at night and all that.
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Whoa.
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You should take her easy
on the lattes, miss b.
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Don't kid yourself.
Caffeine is a serious drug.
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Go away now, Josh.
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Later, miss b.
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Man: Let's go, team!
Come on, hustle out there!
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Foul! Ref, what's the matter
with your whistle?
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Well, technically, Nancy,
ref can't call a foul.
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Shane was kicked
by his own teammates.
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Look at Isabelle go.
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How's she doing
with her nutritionist?
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Oh, fine. Fine.
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She lost three pounds.
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In just four months. Good for her.
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She has a very slow metabolism.
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We're thinking of putting her
on thyroid medication.
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Why she couldn't take after my side
of the family, I will never know.
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Did you see my kick?
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Yeah, I wanna see more
running out there, isabelly.
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Yeah, that's what burns the fat.
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Your kick was great, Isabelle.
Yes, it was.
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Yeah. I'm just gonna go
get a drink.
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Water or diet soda only!
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You know, I love Dean,
but he has ruined my children.
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He has. Quinn has his asthma,
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Isabelle has inherited
his unfortunate build.
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Breaks my heart. Well, we
all have our crosses to bear.
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Man: All right, bring it on in, hurricanes.
Nice effort out there, huh? Let's go.
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Oh, look, I think Shane is bleeding.
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Ew! Shane just licked
his own blood!
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Kids: Ew!
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You know, maybe he needs
more iron in his diet.
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Here you go.
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Okay.
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Let the healing begin.
Can we go home now? Please?
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It's not even halftime.
I don't feel well. I think I have rickets.
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No, you've gotta tough it out, little
man. That's what your father would have...
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How about this? How about
you relax and have a drink
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and sit out this quarter, and you'll
play again in the second half, okay?
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Okay?
Fine. Can I have fruit punch?
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You can even have fruit punch.
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I love you.
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You know, from all the books
I have read,
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you should really be encouraging
Shane and Silas
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to talk about Judah's death.
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Or down the road, you're looking at
two very dysfunctional adults
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who will have trouble sustaining
healthy relationships.
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Celia. What?
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I had no idea you read books.
Well...
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Hey, Nancy. How's it going?
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Douglas, do you know where
your son Josh is right now?
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And what he's doing?
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00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,161
Yeah, yeah,
he's over there somewhere.
240
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Yeah, and hejust happens to be...
Doug: Hey, Nancy, I was wondering...
241
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:50,543
There's some nice stuff in here, Doug.
Doug: Okay, that's great.
242
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:54,376
It's kind of expensive, but I promise
you, it's worth every penny.
243
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,753
Really?
244
00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,921
Well, you haven't let me
down yet, Nance. Thank you.
245
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,681
You're welcome. Catch you later.
246
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,183
I'll see you later, Doug.
247
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,097
Oh, okay. Yeah, later.
248
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,650
He's trying to find something nice
for Dana, her birthday's coming up.
249
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,475
Yeah, well, if he really wanted
to do something nice for his wife,
250
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:24,491
he'd ship that delinquent son of his off
to military school. Will you look at that?
251
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,488
The little scumbag sells drugs
right on the playground
252
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,750
nobody does anything about it.
253
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,035
That's it, I'm gonna call the police.
254
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,126
Oh, please.
Save your weekend minutes.
255
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,896
The kid will drop whatever he's got by the
time he sees them marching through the sandbox.
256
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,591
There will be nothing
to arrest him for.
257
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,087
Somebody's been watching
law & order.
258
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:48,469
Just the reruns. I've been finding
Jerry orbach oddly comforting.
259
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:52,888
You are such a brave widow.
All right, now if you'll excuse me,
260
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,440
I'm gonna chase that little fucker
out of here.
261
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:59,903
Oh, did you hear? They found
a 10-year-old with marijuana
262
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,147
in his lunch box yesterday.
263
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,454
A 10-year-old?
264
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:08,028
Put that on your ankle.
But I wanna play, we're short one!
265
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,990
I guess I could go back in, coach.
What?
266
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:15,418
Oh, botwin. There's only
a few minutes left in the half,
267
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,832
it really wouldn't make
a difference. And you,
268
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:21,091
sit there and ice that ankle
so you can play after the break.
269
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,594
You hear me, cowboy?
270
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:26,506
Now, the hurricanes don't fully
blow unless you are out there.
271
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,926
Shane: Coach, did you
mean to say that to Devon?
272
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:33,926
Because I think the hurricanes blow
especially hard when I'm out there.
273
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,898
You watch yourself, botwin.
274
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:40,942
All right, way to go, hurricanes!
Come on, let's see some hustle!
275
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,864
Actually, you should alternate
cold and hot every 20 minutes.
276
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:48,698
Don't even talk to me, weirdo.
Fine. I was just trying to help.
277
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,952
I don't need your help, lipstick.
Lipstick?
278
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:55,002
Your fruit-punch lipstick, fruit punch.
279
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,503
It's perfect. Fruit for the fruit.
280
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,496
Or are you just
pretending it's blood?
281
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:04,418
Because we all know how much you love
the taste of blood. Is that it, vampire?
282
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:09,049
Okay, I'm confused. Am I weirdo,
lipstick, fruit punch or vampire?
283
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:12,559
You really need to pick an
insulting nickname and stick to it.
284
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,522
How about orphan boy?
285
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,230
I'm going to kill you! You little freak!
286
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,702
Shane, where...?
Devon: Come here, you!
287
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,572
You are so dead!
288
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,366
Oh, Devon, honey.
289
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,163
You really need to watch
where you're going.
290
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,497
Well, it's never gonna
happen at my house.
291
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:40,503
My mom's probably got, like,
spy cameras in the light fixtures.
292
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,167
Come on.
293
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,415
You think I'm kidding?
294
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:48,223
This is a woman who put one of
those stuffed-Teddy-bear nanny cams
295
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,863
in the pantry so she could see
when Isabelle was sneaking food.
296
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:01,564
I am so dead. I am so dead.
297
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,320
Is he coming?
298
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,277
There's no one
chasing you, Shane.
299
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,073
Oh, man. What, are
you wearing lipstick?
300
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,027
It's not lipstick, it's fruit punch.
301
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,238
I threw a can of soda
at Devon rensler.
302
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:16,328
Well, that was stupid.
He called me orphan boy.
303
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,464
He's a fuckwad. Did you hit him?
304
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:21,042
No, just grazed him.
Oh, that's bad.
305
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,838
You can't miss the bear.
What bear?
306
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:27,762
I missed the bear. The shot was
nowhere near his optimum kill zone.
307
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:30,723
What are you talking about?
Don't you watch bear hunt?
308
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,934
On the wilderness channel?
Somehow, I've missed it.
309
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,385
It's the best show
in the history of television!
310
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,766
Silas: Every week, these guys with
gun racks and their big old monster trucks
311
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:42,305
go out and they kill a bear.
That's horrible.
312
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,439
No, it's so awesome!
Right, right.
313
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,856
"Gotta bring enough gun
to get the job done."
314
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,992
And tell her about c.G.S.!
315
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,632
Whoa. Shane.
You're gonna wet yourself.
316
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,414
Shut up. You're just as into it.
C.G.S.?
317
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,582
Carter grizzly sudkin. He's the host.
At the end of each show...
318
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,702
He has the head of the bear
they shot that week.
319
00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:01,409
Right, right. And he leaves you with
these, like, wise parting words, like:
320
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,211
"You can't miss the bear,
or he gonna turn around
321
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:08,916
and rip you open like a present from
your mama on Christmas morning."
322
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,719
Okay, we are breaking up.
Come on.
323
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,180
Think of the time
this will save us on foreplay.
324
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,097
You just whisper, "shoot me in the
optimum kill zone," I'll be good to go.
325
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,845
I could whisper "linoleum"
and you'd be good to go.
326
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:25,147
You're finally gonna do it?
Thank god! He's been going crazy.
327
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,363
Shane, shut the fuck up!
328
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,387
Doug.
Jesus, Nance, you weren't kidding.
329
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,726
This stuff is primo.
You wanna climb in?
330
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,712
Unless you wanna go back to buying
ditch weed from your housekeeper's cousin,
331
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:09,439
I suggest you put away the pipe, hide the open
bag of pot, and get your head out of your ass.
332
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,977
What are you thinking? What?
333
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:16,202
You're on the goddamn city council.
What if someone like Celia walked by?
334
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,034
She is such a bitch.
335
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:21,619
Great tits, but a raging bitch.
336
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,870
Her husband's boning the tennis pro.
The Asian girl?
337
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,538
She love him long time.
338
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,249
Doug, she's from anaheim,
not Bangkok.
339
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,630
She can't shoot tennis balls
out of her twat.
340
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:36,147
Well, last week she stuck the handle of a
racket up Dean's ass when he was ploughing her.
341
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:39,006
He said it felt unbelievable.
But you know, if you ask me,
342
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,639
any guy who lets anything
up there is at least part fag.
343
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,020
How do you know all this?
He's in the poker game.
344
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,649
And he just shared it with you?
345
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,404
He was losing, drank too much.
346
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,696
Did Judah ever say anything
about our sex life at these games?
347
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,624
No, no. The guys who still
have sex with their wives
348
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:04,204
usually don't wanna jinx it
by saying something out loud.
349
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,964
He was a great guy, Nance.
We miss him a lot.
350
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,963
Yeah. Me too.
351
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,295
If only he'd lived long enough for me
to stick foreign objects up his ass.
352
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,462
I never even got a finger up there.
353
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,511
Oh, man. You're an amazing lady.
354
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,184
And you're an idiot.
355
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:21,103
Air out the Van
and keep your smoke private.
356
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,562
You hear me?
Yeah. I'm sorry. Iwasn't thinking.
357
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,144
We cool?
We're cool when you pay me.
358
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,855
Now we're cool.
359
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:38,237
Hey, hey, I was just getting into that.
It's all about textures this fall.
360
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:41,315
Give my love to Dana.
Oh, right, right, will do.
361
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,871
Hey. Dana wants you to call her
about taking a class
362
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:47,075
in vegetable gardening or vegetable
cooking. Something with vegetables.
363
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,497
Vegetable carvings, maybe.
364
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:53,343
Excuse me, ma'am, have you heard
the good news about Jesus?
365
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,190
You made me a promise,
you little shit.
366
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,506
Hey, take it easy.
367
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,513
I won't sneak up on you any more.
I just heard a 10-year-old got busted.
368
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:03,556
A 10-year-old. You're a fucking liar.
The kid told me he was 37.
369
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:06,561
You promised me no kids.
Yeah, but they all want it.
370
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,694
Josh! And they cry if you say no.
371
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,402
I just sold him shake. He's 10.
372
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:15,109
Look, when you opened shop here, I
was totally cool with you, you know?
373
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,355
And you took away a lot of my
parent business, but I let it go.
374
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,528
It's not okay to sell to little kids.
Let their parents worry about it.
375
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,578
I'm selling to
whoever's buying, okay?
376
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,451
No, you're not!
377
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,416
No, you're not.
378
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:33,422
No? What are you gonna do,
you gonna tell on me?
379
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:36,415
My dad's over there
getting baked in the minivan.
380
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:40,181
He'll just be pissed that
I was holding out on him.
381
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,563
Don't worry.
382
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,772
I will never
sell to Shane, okay?
383
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:51,562
You're a kid. You're just
a stupid, irresponsible kid.
384
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,688
And you're a hypocrite.
385
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,776
"Keep kids off drugs,"
cries the pot-dealing mom.
386
00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:01,052
But, you know what? Hey, if it gets you
through the night, good for you, Nance.
387
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,660
I'll see you around.
388
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:08,914
Can we go now? I hate soccer, and
Devon rensler called me orphan boy.
389
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:12,578
Devon rensler's a fuckwad.
Get in the car.
390
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,841
Yeah. Are you two coming?
391
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,926
Can we have sex in your house?
392
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:34,808
So you guys really think you're ready?
Yeah.
393
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:36,773
I've tortured him enough.
394
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:41,283
I mean, we've been going out
for almost three months already.
395
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:43,990
A whole three months.
396
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,775
But I trust him.
397
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,866
And I think he loves me.
Shane: Hello?
398
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,825
I think you're right about that,
but you guys are only 15.
399
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,787
Shane: Mom? Mom!
400
00:22:56,793 --> 00:23:00,343
I'm not sure where she is.
Can I take a message?
401
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:05,434
Okay, bye.
Nancy: Shane? We're up on the roof.
402
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,643
Who called? Quinn's mom.
403
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,806
She's on her way over. Great.
404
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:13,564
Go warn your brother.
Shane: Silas!
405
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,846
She's gonna make you swear
that Silas and I
406
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:19,980
are never in a room alone without
the door open and a foot on the floor.
407
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,689
She's such an uptight prude.
408
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,204
No wonder my dad's screwing
Helen chin.
409
00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:29,369
You know about that?
410
00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:32,704
I had my suspicions.
You just confirmed them.
411
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,496
Oh, shit.
412
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:37,004
Look, Mrs. Botwin,
I think you're really cool.
413
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,706
But Silas and I are ready.
414
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,496
You say that,
but you don't know.
415
00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:43,461
You never know.
416
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,341
When I had sex
with my last boyfriend...
417
00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:47,258
Sex with your last boyfriend?
418
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,047
Yeah.
419
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,102
What? Did you think
we were virgins?
420
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,519
I'm climbing down.
421
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:57,562
See you in the house.
422
00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:02,475
Oh, check it out.
423
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,699
Mr. Wells has a new boy toy.
424
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:10,624
He...? What? I didn't know
he had an old one.
425
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,083
Yeah. That guy Raul
from the security patrol,
426
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:16,374
but they broke up a while ago.
Hand me the binoculars.
427
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,709
Oh! Oh.
428
00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,548
No way!
429
00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:26,092
I know that guy.
430
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,757
His dad would so fully freak
if he knew Josh was gay.
431
00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,966
This is so funny. Josh?
432
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:34,217
Yeah. Josh Wilson, Josh?
433
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:39,064
I think he's a pot dealer
or something.
434
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,065
I know nothing.
435
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,790
If it's girl scouts,
get the mint cookies.
436
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:05,709
Yes? Just one second.
437
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,380
Josh: The minty ones!
438
00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,052
Wait! Who are you?
Josh: Hurry up!
439
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:12,638
I'll just be a second.
Excuse me?
440
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,721
Your dad may not care
about the dealing,
441
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,390
but from what I hear,
this would really upset him.
442
00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:21,229
Okay. You win.
No kids, ever, I promise.
443
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:24,566
Your promises aren't worth much.
I swear on my life, okay? Just...
444
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,902
You can't say anything. You don't
know what my dad is really like.
445
00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:29,469
No, I don't.
Wells: What's going on?
446
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:32,570
You think you know a person.
He said he was 23.
447
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:35,080
Promise me you're not gonna
say anything, please, miss b.?
448
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:37,293
I'll think about it.
What does that mean?
449
00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:39,463
Wells: This is my house!
What does that mean?
450
00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:41,622
Nancy: See you around, Josh.
451
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,629
See you in church.
452
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,551
Celia: I know everything.
453
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,883
I read her diary.
454
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:53,469
You read her diary?
They're going to have sex.
455
00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:56,886
Here. Brought you something.
456
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:04,266
It has a camera in it.
457
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:11,070
Just slip it into Silas' room, flip
the switch right under the tail here.
458
00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:16,493
I think Silas would notice
if a big pink bear
459
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:21,079
suddenly showed up in his room,
and I'm not gonna spy on my kids.
460
00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,667
Celia, I trust them.
461
00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:25,882
Please, they're all
liars and sneaks,
462
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:30,673
and it is ourjob to discover
what they're up to and stop it.
463
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:34,048
Are you really that naive?
464
00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:39,466
I'm beginning to think
I am extremely naive.
465
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,020
Take the bear.
I'm not gonna take the bear.
466
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:43,635
Take the bear. No.
467
00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,941
Okay, fine, fine.
468
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:49,645
Just promise me,
mother to mother,
469
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:54,067
that my daughter and your son
will not have sex under this roof.
470
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,780
I know that it's hard for you to
understand because you have boys,
471
00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:01,290
but I don't want Quinn
turning into some little slut.
472
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:05,584
Like that deaf girl down on Dewey
street who gave fellatio to Dennis cling.
473
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,665
Promise me! Fine, fine.
474
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:12,587
Not under my roof.
You have my word as a mother.
475
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:14,177
Thank you.
476
00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:16,682
Silas: Pizza's here.
Where's my change?
477
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:19,394
Here.
478
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,845
[M1
479
00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:28,557
oh, look, Silas. Look at that
cute stuffed bear on the table.
480
00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,731
We used to have one
just like it in our pantry.
481
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:33,570
What happened to that bear, mom?
I miss that bear.
482
00:27:33,736 --> 00:27:36,156
You can't miss the bear.
483
00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:39,276
That is the bear from the pantry.
484
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:42,123
I was just showing it to Nancy.
485
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,832
Why?
486
00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:46,923
Why?
487
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:48,753
Nancy: I've been
thinking of investing
488
00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:51,058
in one of those make-your-own-bear
franchises at the mall.
489
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:53,587
Oh, right.
Well, are you gonna keep him?
490
00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:57,256
Because I'd love
to put him in my room.
491
00:27:57,927 --> 00:28:00,507
Give me the bear.
Give me the bear.
492
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,640
He's all yours.
493
00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:13,856
Devon: Of course he's not here
today. He knows he'd get his ass kicked.
494
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,953
[M1
495
00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:23,447
boy: Shit! Silas: I want blood!
496
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,659
Devon:
Leave me alone, all right?
497
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:28,420
Ha-ha! Devon: Quit it!
498
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:31,880
Quit it! Quit it!
499
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:35,014
I think pink's really your colour,
you fuckwad!
500
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,632
Who's "fruit punch" now?
501
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,233
Nice.
502
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:50,306
Shane goes on a paint
rampage, gets suspended.
503
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:54,979
The two of you ditch school
to fuck in my guestroom.
504
00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:56,991
I've got everything
under control.
505
00:28:57,153 --> 00:29:00,533
Don't you see? Technically,
we're not under your roof.
506
00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:05,334
See?
507
00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:21,844
Hey.
508
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,558
Oh, shit. Come on. Come in.
509
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,060
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
510
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,361
It's all right.
511
00:29:39,070 --> 00:29:41,530
Heylia, break out that pie
you made last night.
512
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,817
The white lady
having a time of it here.
513
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,911
Heylia: Tell her get her skinny
ass in here and get her own damn pie!
514
00:29:47,078 --> 00:29:49,038
Slave days is over!
515
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:19,994
Oh, Dean!
516
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,572
Goddamn it! Come on!
517
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,736
Helen: Dean!
518
00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,410
Doug:
Put it in, Helen! Put it in!
519
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:33,250
Oh, my god!
520
00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:43,179
Fuck you.
521
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:48,181
That little cunt.
522
00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,849
Fuck off!
523
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:54,055
I should have had an abortion.
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