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Roge, uh, could you hurry it up?
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Dr. Bellows frowns on
two hour lunches, you know.
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Tony, will you please?
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I'm trying to make this shot.
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Psst. Psst. Master.
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What are you
doing here? Get out.
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Master, which would
you prefer: chicken, fish,
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or saddle of yak for dinner?
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I cannot make up my mind.
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You came here in the middle of
all these people to ask me that?
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Hey, I got 'em
now. Seven to five.
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Oh, hi, Jeannie.
Hello, Major Healey.
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Roger...
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Master, I would not have
bothered you here at work,
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except that if you wish the yak,
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I must go to Tibet
for the saddle.
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Major Healey, it's nearly 2:00.
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Oh, well... Well,
it's not me, sir.
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I'm waiting for Tony.
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I was just killing time.
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Major Nelson, why are
you hunched over like that?
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Some sort of, uh,
stomach distress?
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No, no, everything's
fine, sir. Nothing like that.
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I was just tinkling
on the old ivories.
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Oh, really? Yeah.
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I didn't know you
played the piano.
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Yeah, I can't. I can't. Uh...
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I, uh, took lessons
when I was a kid though.
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Uh, play something for me.
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No, really. I-I can't, sir.
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I wish I could.
It'd be great, but...
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It would be nice.
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After... After four
years of lessons,
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all I ended up with was
"Chopsticks." Ha, ha.
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Bravo! Bravol
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I didn't know you
could play the piano.
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Why, Major Nelson, that
was absolutely extraordinary.
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And you said you couldn't play.
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I can't. I-I couldn't.
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Well, I-I-I didn't know
I remembered. Ha, ha.
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Didn't remember?
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You didn't even have any music.
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Sir, if you'll excuse me.
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Of course, major, of course.
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We'll postpone
our little meeting.
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I can't wait to tell General
Schaeffer about this.
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I-I wish you
wouldn't do that, sir.
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Major, you can't hide
a talent like yours.
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Why, I'm no critic, but,
uh, I haven't heard music
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played like this
outside of a concert hall.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Oh, ah, captain,
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about that meeting:
we'll postpone...
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Tony, that's not
talent, that's genius.
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You're not too far wrong.
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Look. Look.
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Oh. Wh-whoa.
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Sorry.
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Major Healey.
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Major Healey, be careful.
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Major Nelson's
fingers are precious.
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Uh, yes, sir, watch
out for all doors.
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Careful with your hands.
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You got to watch where
you're putting your hands...
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I don't see how you could
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do a cockeyed like...
Thing like that to me.
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You do not like music?
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Yes, of course.
I... I love music.
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I also like football,
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but I don't want you to
turn me into O.J. Simpson.
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I'm sorry.
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I just got through
telling Dr. Bellows
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that I can hardly
play "Chopsticks"
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and you turn me into a...
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A Van Cliburn,
and Rudolph Serkin
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and Charley
Steinway, for all I know.
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Oh, no, master.
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I would never do
that to you. Yeah.
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I was there, remember?
And so was everybody else.
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Oh, but you were not playing.
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Well, who was, the...?
The Easter Bunny?
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The piano. Yeah... I...
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It's like my fingers
had a mind of their own.
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The piano? Yes, master.
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Do you realize what a
great burden of responsibility
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it would be to have that
talent in your fingers?
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The hours and hours
of drudgery in practice
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in those sweet,
little darling fingers.
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I would never do that to you,
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so I blinked the
burden on the piano.
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Everybody who sits on the
piano could do what I did?
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Oh, yes, master.
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It has an enormous repertoire.
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I... Yeah, well, blink it back.
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Oh, yes, master.
Ha-ha. Back where?
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Not... Not "where."
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You blink it back
the way it was.
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Slow down, doctor,
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there's nothing in
Major Nelson's...
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General Schaeffer.
Get out. Go on, out, out.
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You don't have to
believe me, general.
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Ask Major Healey.
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Ask any of the
others who were here.
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In fact, it was at
that very piano.
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Now, I admit it seems strange,
but he was telling me that
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the only thing he could
play was "Chopsticks."
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Then he sat down here, and he...
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I'm, uh...
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sorry, sir.
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When I get the urge to play,
I just can't contain myself.
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You see, general? You see?
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You're right, doctor.
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He's... He's magnificent.
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Major Nelson,
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as of this moment,
I am taking you off
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flying status. Huh?!
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You are going to
make a concert tour.
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Sir, I'm an astronaut.
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I don't know anything
about concerts.
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Perfect. Perfect.
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He's not only
brilliant, he's modest.
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Come along, doctor, we have
to get in touch with Sol Hurok.
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Wait, doctor.
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Uh, practice, major, practice.
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Sir, w-wait!
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Jeannie.
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Hello, master, darling. Oh.
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You are late. Yeah.
Of course I'm late.
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I had to babysit
with that lunatic piano
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until everybody left.
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Eh, what's all that for?
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It is my new gown
for your debut.
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Do you like it?
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Yeah, yeah, it's great,
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but I'm not gonna have a debut.
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Now, how did you know
about that, anyhow, huh?
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Oh, Master, Major
Healey said that...
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Hi, Tony.
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What are you all
dressed up for, Roger?
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How about that?
Does that grab you?
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This is what all the
leading impresarios wear.
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Came with the
glasses and everything.
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Will somebody please
tell me what's going on?
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Well... Oh, watch the hand.
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Oh, watch... Watch it.
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Well, they couldn't
get Sol Hurok,
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so they had to settle for me.
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Well, we've got you booked
in Pensacola, Annapolis,
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West Point... Is
it not exciting?
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The Air Force Academy
and Anderson, Indiana.
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Uh, wh-what's in
Anderson, Indiana?
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I got a girl in that town.
Well, she'll just have to wait.
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Now cancel everything.
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Oh, but master...
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But master, but master, I've
been on the phone all day.
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I mean, I got
everything looked in.
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Well, unlock it.
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I'm not going on
any concert tour.
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Oh, do not worry, master.
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You will be a huge success.
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I shall fix every
piano you play.
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Jeannie, the only thing I
want you to do is blink the one
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in the recreation
room back to normal.
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Oh.
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Oh, well, I-I could not do that.
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Jeannie, that's an order.
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Oh, I did not mean I would not.
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It is easy enough
to put the music in,
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but once it is in... Heh.
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Well, it has to play itself out.
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Oh, swell.
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Listen, Jeannie,
what I want you to do...
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I-I believe that
I-I shall go and...
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And blink dinner.
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Ah, great. It's all settled.
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Ah, she can be my assistant
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and she can blink all
the pianos you play.
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And leave a trail
of magic pianos
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all around the country?
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Use it. Use the head. Think!
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Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We'll...
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We'll have to use the
piano in the recreation room.
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Roger, I'm not using...
I told you, I'm not go...
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I'm not playing.
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Hey, now, wait a
minute. That might be...
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Oh, that's gonna
be good publicity.
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That's great. You'll
be the only virtuoso
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who plays concerts
on a little red spinet.
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Great, great, great.
Roger. Roger?
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Don't forget: be ready.
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Pensacola tomorrow morning.
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Careful with the hands.
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There's more than
one way to tune a piano.
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Careful, careful, careful
with the keyboard.
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Careful, careful.
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Oh, Tony, do you
have a couple dollars?
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I want to tip the guys.
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Never mind, I'll get the
change from the cashier.
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That's terrible, major.
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How did it happen?
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Just carelessness
on my part, sir.
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The... I didn't know
the stove was lit, and...
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Well, it's pretty painful.
I can't move the hand.
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Well, we'll have to
cancel the tour, of course.
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It's obvious you can't
play the piano like that.
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I'm kind of disappointed.
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I was looking forward
to making the tour...
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Oh, excuse me, Dr. Bellows.
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Uh, the plane's ready.
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I'm afraid it's all off, major.
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Sorry, Roge. Major
Nelson just burnt his hand.
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Burned his hard? You burned...
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Oh, I'm sorry. Come
on over in the light here.
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Look, I took first
aid in high school.
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Let me take a good look at
it. Wait. Wait a minute, Roger.
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There's nothing
wrong with your hand.
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It's a burned hand.
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Oh. Yeah. Oh, it's burned.
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Oh, sure. Yeah, it's burned.
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Terrible burn. A bad
one. Burny burn...
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Just a moment, major.
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Let the doctor
take a look at it.
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Yeah.
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There's nothing
wrong with that hand.
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Ah, w-well, actually,
one of the reasons...
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Oh, I understand, major.
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You're just too modest.
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You can't stand the
thought of being famous.
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A few concerts under
his belt, he'll be fine.
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Well, uh, let's go, maestro.
Uh, yeah... Wait, Roger.
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Roger, thanks. I'm gonna
remember you for this.
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Thanks a lot.
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Now, look, fellows, this
all may go over subtly...
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Get ready.
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He's coming.
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I couldn't possibly...
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Wait a minute. Wait, wait.
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What's this all about, sir?
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Well, major, it's just a little
gathering of your friends
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and colleagues to show
you how much we appreciate
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what you've done.
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Well, thank you all very
much, but I've done nothing, sir.
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A New York debut at
Symphony Hall tomorrow night
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and you say it's nothing?
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Well, it's certainly
been interesting,
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I could say that, but
I want you all to know
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that tomorrow night's
concert is gonna be my last.
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We all thought it was
a marvelous piece
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of showmanship that you
played all your concerts
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on NASA's own, uh,
battered red spinet.
252
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:41,844
But, uh, you're beyond that
now, so, uh, we took the liberty
253
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,646
of getting rid of it
and replacing it with
254
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:49,018
the Major Anthony
Nelson Memorial Piano.
255
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,042
Uh, please.
256
00:11:54,698 --> 00:11:55,975
"Memorial" piano?
257
00:11:55,999 --> 00:11:57,777
Isn't that...? Isn't
that for dead people?
258
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,701
Stick around, Roge.
259
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,403
Major, play. Huh?
260
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,704
Ha-ha, that's an order.
261
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,729
Well...
262
00:12:36,039 --> 00:12:37,616
Roger, how could
you let that happen?
263
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,585
Well, the piano was
routed for Symphony Hall.
264
00:12:39,609 --> 00:12:41,754
Don't you understand?
Tonight at 8:30 I'm gonna be
265
00:12:41,778 --> 00:12:44,356
in Symphony Hall in front of a
full orchestra and packed house
266
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,625
and what am I going to do
without my little red spinet?
267
00:12:46,649 --> 00:12:47,626
Play "Chopsticks."
268
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:48,894
Ha, ha, ha. Funny, funny.
269
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:50,462
They're not gonna
think it's funny.
270
00:12:50,486 --> 00:12:51,981
I didn't think it
was funny either.
271
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,086
What...?! What is this?
272
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,410
Master, master, open up.
273
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,679
Agh. Jeannie.
274
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,899
Why can't she do
anything simply?
275
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,751
Ah-ha. What do you
think you're doing, huh?
276
00:13:11,775 --> 00:13:12,918
What's the big idea?
277
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:14,586
Well, the drawer
closed accidentally
278
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:15,855
and I could not get out,
279
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,490
so I had to blink the
whole filing cabinet here.
280
00:13:18,514 --> 00:13:20,230
I found it.
281
00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:22,918
Let me see.
282
00:13:25,688 --> 00:13:27,233
Uh, the Cocoa Beach Piano Sales.
283
00:13:27,257 --> 00:13:28,700
Sixty dollar trade-in allowance.
284
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,569
That's it. The red
spinet. Let's go.
285
00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:31,670
Oh, master, what about me?
286
00:13:31,694 --> 00:13:32,738
The file cabinet. Huh?
287
00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:34,006
Blink it back. Blink it back.
288
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,063
Yes.
289
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:51,512
Twenty, 40, 60, 80,
100 cash on the barrel.
290
00:13:52,515 --> 00:13:53,659
You want me to sell you
291
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:56,045
this rare and beautiful antique
292
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:59,081
that my mother worked
and slaved to buy me
293
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,239
for only a hundred bucks?
294
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,854
Boy, talk about taking
advantage of a little kid
295
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,979
who's a member
of a minority group.
296
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,893
Please, little boy.
297
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,012
It is very, very important.
298
00:14:13,036 --> 00:14:15,381
How about a hundred dollars
and an eight-by-10 picture
299
00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:16,399
of me in a space capsule?
300
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,518
Oh, lovely.
301
00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:20,987
Okay... um, a hundred
and 10 dollars, huh?
302
00:14:21,011 --> 00:14:24,073
Is that all a mother's
dream means to you?
303
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,241
Can you believe that?
304
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,165
Okay, 120, huh?
305
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,831
Come on, look at the paint job.
306
00:14:31,855 --> 00:14:33,199
Look at the chassis.
307
00:14:33,223 --> 00:14:35,835
All 88 keys in
perfect condition.
308
00:14:35,859 --> 00:14:37,536
Whoa, no. Ah, no, no, no.
309
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,938
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
310
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,173
My fault. My fault.
311
00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:43,342
I'm sorry about your
hand. Don't be mad.
312
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:45,761
Little boy, be honest.
313
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,347
You do not really wish
to play the piano, do you?
314
00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:50,850
No, but that isn't
going to affect the price.
315
00:14:50,874 --> 00:14:52,051
Now, if it was a trumpet,
316
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:54,103
your anxious friends
wouldn't have a chance.
317
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,972
Oh. A trumpet?
318
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,540
Yeah. That's what
I really want to play,
319
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,643
but my mother says
it pushes your teeth in.
320
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,777
That's all you got?
321
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,679
Yeah. And that leaves me flat.
322
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,247
Listen, about
pushing his teeth in,
323
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,649
maybe we could give him a...
324
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,072
Oh, yeah, you're right.
325
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,396
Okay, 150 bucks. That's
ab-absolutely rock bottom.
326
00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:20,468
And a beautiful golden trumpet.
327
00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:22,103
Oh-ho.
328
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:24,717
Wow.
329
00:15:24,741 --> 00:15:25,807
Wow, mm-hm.
330
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:43,357
Great technique, but no heart.
331
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,360
Okay. All set. Uh,
is the piano okay?
332
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,395
Oh, yes, master.
333
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,996
It is right here in
my purse. Huh?
334
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,749
Oh, cute. It's a baby spinet.
335
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,318
Oh, Jeannie, you
better get this bill of sale
336
00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:01,954
back to Dr. Bellow's files.
337
00:16:01,978 --> 00:16:03,521
Oh, yes, master. Immediately.
338
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:06,225
Oh, and now meet me in
New York at Symphony Hall,
339
00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:08,593
my dressing room, in
exactly, uh, three hours.
340
00:16:08,617 --> 00:16:09,795
Let's synchronize watches.
341
00:16:09,819 --> 00:16:11,463
Major Nelson, Major Healey.
342
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:13,749
The plane's
waiting! You get out.
343
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,518
Well, maestro, all ready?
344
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,086
Yeah, he can't wait
to get to the big city.
345
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,122
Are you going too,
sir? Well, of course.
346
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,925
I wouldn't miss Major Nelson's
New York debut for the world.
347
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:23,926
Come on, hurry up.
348
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:28,030
Yeah. Well, uh... Oh.
Here, you carry this.
349
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,398
It's good for the fingers.
350
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,167
Yes, General
Schaeffer, I'm coming.
351
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:47,505
Help! Master, let
me out, master.
352
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,251
Oh, look at the time.
353
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,468
Where is she, Roger?
It's almost 8:30.
354
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:07,669
Well, you know how women are.
355
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,670
They're always late.
356
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,805
Yeah.
357
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,206
Well, she's got the piano.
358
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,075
She has the piano.
359
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,010
Well, she probably put
it somewhere on stage
360
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,712
and is waiting in the audience.
361
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,681
What is that thing you're
working on, anyway?
362
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,216
A bomb. A bomb? A bomb?!
363
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,018
Well, it's not exactly a bomb.
364
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,087
It's kind of a
self-destruct mechanism.
365
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,455
I'm gonna put it in the piano.
366
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,657
You're gonna... What are
you talking about, Roger?
367
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:29,858
Well, you said this, uh...
368
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,560
You wanted this to
be your last concert?
369
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,962
Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what.
370
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,429
When you finish
your last number,
371
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:35,898
you take this
little switch here.
372
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,100
See? And you switch it
on and it starts ticking. See?
373
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,201
And in exactly 45 seconds:
374
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,304
No... No more magic piano.
375
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,806
Roger, that's really beautiful.
376
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,307
I know. Ha-ha. Brilliant.
377
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,610
Will you get out on stage
and see if that piano is there?
378
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,878
You know, sometimes I
think you don't appreciate me.
379
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,246
Roger, please. Go on, will you.
380
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,315
Get out there. All right,
I'm going, I'm going.
381
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,219
I made the bomb and
you want me to get out.
382
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,220
Please, someone let me out.
383
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,590
My master needs me.
384
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:05,665
Oh, I had better do it myself.
385
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:07,980
Master?
386
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,937
Whoo-hoo, master.
387
00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:15,054
This way. This way.
388
00:18:15,078 --> 00:18:16,521
Is the piano all
right? Yes. Yes.
389
00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:17,556
Don't worry, major.
390
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,590
It's all ready.
391
00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:20,476
Oh. Thanks. Thanks.
392
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,478
Back. Back. No, no. No, no.
393
00:18:39,502 --> 00:18:40,546
The piano isn't here yet.
394
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:41,847
I know that. What am I gonna do?
395
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,199
Stall, stall. Stall?!
396
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,673
What do you mean...?
397
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,247
Thank you, thank you. Thank you.
398
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:46,378
Please, please.
399
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,479
Would you take the piano.
400
00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:48,747
Thank you.
401
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:49,771
I'm sorry.
402
00:20:01,351 --> 00:20:03,762
Not here. My dressing room.
403
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,954
Magic tricks?
404
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,977
At Symphony Hall?
405
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,708
That's the piano from
the recreation hall.
406
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,144
Where did he get that?
407
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,745
I can't imagine.
408
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,735
I traded it in this morning.
409
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:43,194
Bravo! Bravo!
410
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:44,234
Genius.
411
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:44,944
Why, he played "The Minute
Waltz" in 34 seconds flat.
412
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,850
Oh, no. More. More.
413
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,786
Encore, encore, encore.
414
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,877
More, more.
415
00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:17,294
I suppose the old
piano just couldn't take it.
416
00:23:18,305 --> 00:24:18,755
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
417
00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:23,355
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